The Fighter & The Kid - Why Brett Forte Embraces Getting "Cancelled" | TFATK Ep. 874

Episode Date: March 2, 2023

Comedian Brett Forte joins the show and the guys talk Brett's giant bodybuilding father and exotic dancer mother, his connection with small animals, being a victim of getting cancelled multiple times, his coverage of Canada's trucker protests, current events including a Thai drug lord who had plastic surgery to change his identity to a Korean man and much more! Athletic Greens - https://athleticgreens.com/FIGHTER Onnit - https://onnit.com/fatk

Yes we did, cuz we back at it again It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid This is really the fighter in the kid Come on man You ever done this before, Brett? Yeah, yeah

This is a casual, this is a casual sweater It's itchy, it's not itchy Are we rolling? Yeah, we're rolling Brett, Brett from New York, Brent, Brent from New York. Brent? Yeah. Brent, you're from New York. I know Brent. I know from New York.

I call him Brent from New York, but he's really Brett Forte from Calgary, Canada. From Calgary. Now, I was in Edmonton, as you know, and it was 30 below. Yeah. So that's all you guys do. You know, you spend eight months with no sun. Yeah, and on the news on the way here, a little bit of rain cause sinkholes, roof, or a little bit of rain is understatement. We're pushing out of fucking. We're still pushing tsunami here. No, though, you weren't how when you get the Canadian looking at when you get in. Hey, when did you get in though? I'm last week. 37 million people, fuck you. No, okay. How bad was it last week though?

How bad, you were here. You're talking to a Canadian. Look, so people in whatever. Leave underground. What's the neighborhood right now where they're trapped? We haven't been out in two days on the news. They're doing phoneers from people trapped and they're fucking eight car garages.

We're talking with problems. We can't get out. We're trapped. It is a two year fucking pandemic. And now they're complaining about a weekend in Calabassus, fuck you. No, it's like Calabassus. We're trapped. It is a two year fucking pandemic. Another complaining about a weekend in Calabasas. Fuck you. No, it's like Calabasas. Definitely not that.

Whatever it was. It has to be North Hollywood. No, it was something. Then Paddle. Paddle says a bubble whenever the weather gets bad, it's cold. We're good. The street, the snowplow hasn't come yet.

And it's like, we don't even, in Canada, we don't have snowplows. You know what we have? We have men with trucks who put a shovel on their front grill Yeah, a guy with an F-150 takes care of it. That's not an exaggeration man. Well, yeah, here we go No Canadians are meant they're oil guys. What do you mean? Hold on hold on Calgary and Ed Edmonton. I have a shater No, no, but Calgary and Edmonton are not with mr. Trudeau Trudeau, right? Yeah, correct Calgary

He's shit Calgary okay, all right now you're back in I can dive into it But Calgary Calgary and and and I can hear you correct me if I'm well they're out there in the oil fields Yeah, you got bears and oil, bro. Yeah, right? So the on the way into Fort McMurray Excuse me Fort McMurray. Yeah, there is a sign that says, please don't feed the bear. That's the sign going into Fort McMurray, like they're fucking geese. Yeah. And they're everywhere.

I said the guy in the oil, I go, how often do you see a bear? He goes, weekly. And then I said, he goes, my camp, we got wolves that would sit just on the edge of the camp. Look at the foot. While they're working, 12 timber wolves just sitting there looking at you like that

So then they went and got a fucking giant one of those giant Anatolian sheep dogs that keeps wolves away then they had to get to because that's how you keep the bear the grislies and the fucking Wolves just get a little sheep they're not afraid of the wolves They're not gonna kill you, but they just come into the camp and there there you go. That's what you that's a badass dog Oh a sheep dog. Yeah, other dog might like a straight up sheep dog. No, well, they're just gonna eat that, right? It's like a bad idea. No, that's that dog right there,

it's that dog, shit. That's taken into a wolf. And that dog was trying to fight, they'd have it on a leash and they'd try to fight the whole fucking pack. But it grizzly burn us, you know, stupid thing. What's the size of a timber wolf? What's the most smoke and dog barks?

What's a timber wolf size compared to that? Oh, giant. And the ones in Yellowstone are stupid the big boys Well the ones in Canada the real deal well in Canada. I'm gonna tell you something Okay, not that big 170 to 110 yeah, why don't you go ahead and bring up? Do me a favor bring up the wolves the timber wolf is what you're looking for the huge timber wolves in Yellowstone This is not a single podcast in Canada with two guys on the Google like this.

This is incredible. Really? Yeah. Oh, you guys just bro signs it? Yeah, we search it up on our phones. That's all we used to do. Yeah, that's what we used to do. And then we hold it up to the camera.

We bring some pictures up here now of the kind of wolves that we're talking about. Is that it? Yellowstone? We killed that wolf. She's hanging out with that wolf. He looks friendly now You got it there when they hunted them you'll see the wolves. They're fucking giant guy guy gigantic I don't know where you got a wolf man. No, they're not gonna fuck with you. You're not worried about a wolf

Oh stupid thing. Yeah, I'm gonna dog You're Daniel jumpsuit Who wants to protect you? Just by yeah Giant dude, we're out here, we got bout lines, daddy. You got friendly squirrels. I just showed Brandon this dude. It hopped up on my shoulder, dude. Wild squirrel, he's hanging out with this fuck.

There you go. It's a big wolf. Right. You have that sheep dog, takes it. Yeah. That sheep dog's not here. He's hanging out with this straight up squirrel. Wow, dude, this isn't Canada.

Don't feed the fucking street well you know what yeah he bites me no he's hanging out with it out bit me but watch it jumps on him this is this morning are you kidding that's a fuck no that's a gay square where you have one uh yeah yeah yeah on. Ah, yeah. Hold on. Yeah. Gay square. So for you guys who are listening, is it on Instagram? No, no, no. I'll send it. Okay. If you're listening, a squirrel.

I'll send it to Chad. Just air drop it to Chad. Yeah, but a squirrel jumped on, with people who are listening, a squirrel jumped on Brett. Brent from New York. Brent from New York. Yeah. And gay or sentence, what's holy was gay? But what's crazy about that, what's crazy about that video is that,

no, there's, you might have Holy Ghost power. Something's going on with you, that's small animals. It's me. If rats jump on you, you're probably evil. But if squirrels land on you, you, I feel like you're, so I gotta hit you with this.

I got to hit you with this. When I stayed at a hotel in North Hollywood, pigeons came into my room. What? I fed them. I got a video of this too. I'll air drop it. That's all the sky. Hold on. I fed pigeons and that was the first style I ever came into my room. What? I fed them. I got a video of this too, I'll air drop it. That's all the sky.

Hold on. I fed pigeons and that was the first style I ever got in my life. Okay. A little dirty. As you know, second style I got, no word of lie when I shook. Joey Diaz's hand at the comedy store and I rubbed my eye. He gave you a sped up. He gave you a sped up.

That's confirmed. No sped up. Joey's hands have bent. Yes. And this will be style number three evidently. Well, so, you're prone to stys, but, and I'm going to ask you a question, is a chance you could be the Messiah.

Do you ever feel anything like that? It's been talked about on Reddit, but there's no conference. There's a lot of chatter around the water cooler. A little bit. Yeah. Well, what's the, the dog guy's name? Uh, the bounty hunter. No, you're like, see the, oh, sorry. The bounty hunter. Well, it's more than a dog guy. It, uh, the bounty hunter. No, you're like, see the bounty hunter.

The dog got more than season. The bounty hunter's a lot to it's because the person pieced as a big tit. Pigeons and squirrels are drawn to you. Yeah. Are they or is he just, look, I'm sorry. I'm west Hollywood with these gay animals. I'm rodent myself.

Look at me. Okay. I don't know about that. You have broad shoulders and you can hope. Hey, do you know his back story? So his dad, bodybuilder, would make, turned his room into a gym. He had to sleep on the couch, so his dad was like, I need to work out.

I didn't have a room. He didn't have a room. I slept in the living room, which was converted into a gymnasium. Okay? I slept next to a weight bench and a lap pull down machine And I used an IKEA chair to hold up the three corners of my roof, which was a sheet and I slept on two sleeping bags Till I was 17 and had a great time with my dad staying up late. How's that? This is amazing. Hold on. Your dad was a professional bodybuilder. No, absolutely not

Just a guy who wanted to get big. Yeah, to spend it all, my mom's hard earned money. Getting 62 inch shoulders. So finally, I'm talking to some guys that understand these measurements. 62 inch shoulders, he's natural. He's five, nine and a half. Never took steroids. Never took steroids.

Actually, if this was the cordal rod, I'd have to say he did one cycle and he got too aggravated and he had to come off him right away. So he was at least sharp enough to know to get off him. But yeah, 20 inch arms. He's 60 years old right now and he's got 20 inch arms 62 inch shoulders. The guy picture of this guy. Yeah What did your mama do? She was a an exotic dancer in the 80s. Hold on. This is but hey

Relax. Okay But hey, I'm not going to lie, you stay, relax. Okay, that's true. Brian's rock hard right now. Stop, rock hard. And you're gonna like this. She wasn't just anywhere in Nerry Dancer. She was Miss Stagg, exotic, a Canada five years in a row.

Oh! I'm gonna be five. Nine. Dude, and then I ruined her body, and I put an end to the dynasty. But she was, I gotta pull up some. Well, we gotta see. Oh, crazy.

You'll see Chinsy's MacBook do you want to air drop it? That is insane. They're crazy. Yes. Yeah. Hey, what? Hey, what I'm educating on my buddy here. No, what? You're a little swollen in the face. He's oh, I had I Carbless like a little some booze. No, it's okay. Cuz I did no not it. No, no no carbs do that carbs do this You get yeah, you get why been on carnivore? Oh you retain some more you get a lot of you pizza. No What'd you do? Carbs a lot of salt? Mediterranean, okay, hummus So you're a little congested in the old-facel air how does so are you you know well, but this is

You've been very very tight in the face. And today you look like a chipmunk, who's eating acorns, storing acorns, right? I'm going to jump on bread now. That's what rodents do. So wait, this is so interesting. So squirrels are drawn to you. They, the stranger squirrels that are not tame climb on your back. I just saw it with my own eyes.

Yeah, that's right. Your dad bodybuilder, but not a professional, but took your entire house over. So you had to sleep. The guy does gym membership. No. He found other ways to maximize, you know, his body, for example, like he before work out, soaks his arms in like, scolding hot water in the bathtub to open up the capillaries and the veins. Capillaries, don't I say clear? You're Canadian, we're in America now, so capillaries. Which we can't. We're in America, dude.

Keep going, keep going, oh god. Oh god. Oh god. You say baboon as well or you say baboon? How would I say it? I asked Red like a baboon, baboon. I would say. I knew it, fucking knew it.

Yeah, how do you say vitamins? You say vitamins or vitamins? No vitamins. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My dad says Nasa really bothers me. He says Nasa. For NASA? Correct.

Yeah. Nasa. And also for the last like, I don't know, it only up until two years ago, did I find out how to say the word oregano properly? I've been saying. Word in? Oh, I've been saying, I've been sounding like Sebastian Manescalco

when I word out, I go, I'll take baragono. I say, I'll take baragono. I'll take baragono. And it's straight up. Yeah, it's good. I go to like subway and they go pick bread, sir.

What kind of bread do you want? Right? That's a good Canadian accent. Well, no, that's Filipino. And I go, yeah, I'll take barmesan or nono that's pretty legit these people I gotta find this fucking photo my dad there's no internet in this fucking bomb shelter we're in right now we gotta uh we probably should connect you to the wifi that would help that would have been nice the code is so long it's right there I want to see your

little check mark you want to see my mom and I want to see your mom. You want to see my mom. And I want to see your dad. Yeah. See what brought you into this fucking world. Yeah. All right, let's take a quick break. Can we take a little break? Because I'll be in the break.

Because I'll be in the break. Because I'll be in the break. Because I'll be in the break. Because I'll be in the break. You will be in the break. You will be in the break. Brett Forte. Brett from New York, but Brett Forte is with me in break.

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By the way, putting his arms and his crawling hot water is the craziest shit for all other stories. That's why I want you to. It's insane. And the point was to be in his own house and to be made no money. Don't let him. They don't want to do it. Just for the fuck of it.

Wow. That's great. That's called a strange hobby, right? And by the way my son, you won't have a room because my arms come first, but you get along with them. Yep. It is good dead. Mm-hmm. He's fantastic. I got another photo here of fucking animals because I'm digging by digging through here. And yeah, there's me with a bunch of I think these are called lemurs. Yeah, those might be lemurs, Bob, good, good,

I think they might be lemurs. What's the lemurs? Are those like racoonish kind of, among those lemurs? Yeah, fighter and the kid I'm at. Is that their drop? No, no, the Chin Sui MacBook. Oh, okay.

Chin Sui. Oh, I got some, while we're waiting for this, I got some more news on Jones, right? Cause my, my, my, Jones, yeah, my whole thing has been Okay, is he gonna be a little rusty as you ready to go? I got word from my my boy who's in at the camp. Yeah, but around John is entire career. Okay He said okay He's never seen him like the the best cardio. He's ever seen five rounds easy easy work

He's never seen him like this ever in his life. Okay, ever. I'm already nervous. Yep. It should be really and he's ever seen five rounds easy, easy work. He's never seen him like this, ever in his life. Okay, ever. I'm already nervous. Yep, it should be. Really? And he's looking good on godly life. He goes, we've never seen this version of John in your life, I go, we're talking about John Gussfinn,

like UFC 165, he goes, oh, blah, blah. This dude is on a different, because he's training now. But it is for three years. And he's also been ready to go since last year. But you see, he couldn't get him a fight. So he's been doing camps. So I was like, I'm a little worried with a long laugh.

He goes, I'm telling you dude, he's been ready to go. There's not even any ring rest, not that shit. He's just ready to go. So you've never seen him. It's the best version he's ever seen. Oh my Lord. He's the best version he's ever seen. Oh my lord He's the best fighter ever seen right now currently the best up ever seen him Um, but which is scary as you're scary shit. I was a couple and way and what to he'll go walk in at two sixty two forty five

But rare rather than two fifty I bet when you knew him when he was off camp with you He would walk to two thirty oh he's two forty he was that big. he would walk two thirty. Two forty. Oh, he's two forty? He was that big. Yeah. I'll show you two forty five. Oh, dad is a huge, huge, huge, huge, huge. Is that a eye rock? Well, that's a fuck. And all of it.

And all of it. And all of it. And all of it. And all of it. And all of it. And all of it. And all of it. And all of it.

And all of it. And all of it. And all of it. And all of it. And all of it. And all of it. And all of it. And all of it. And all of it. So this is a picture of his dad with very skinny and probably nine-year-old, nine-year-old Brett. That's Brent from New York. Yep, that's Brent.

And your dad has cut off gene shorts and they are just below his balls. In fact, if he were to put his foot up on a tree stump, his nuts would pop right out of those shorts to her false. That is. So let me tell you, a moment I saw them come out. So that's the best. This guy here, neighbors are enemies. That's how I grew up.

When you grow up in an apartment building, there's no friends. They're not neighbors, they're enemies. They made a bunch of noise all the time. My dad was a light sleeper. One day, the upstairs neighbor, we're sitting on our balcony just hanging out both this age and a wet weiner comes flying down on our balcony just hooked down onto our weiner is the Canadian pro hotdog yeah yeah sorry buddy cuz the West Hollywood a wet weiner's not fine all right we're not in West Hollywood he is okay fine that's what I'm to know like

you get a wet weiner it's not gonna be a hot dog hot pussy in West Hollywood. He is. Okay, fine. That's what I'm gonna know, like, you get a web, I hate by the way. You wanna wet weeners, it's not gonna be a hot dog. I'm a hot pussy in West Hollywood. I'm a hot pussy. I'm a hot pussy. And I'm Canadian so you can come in me. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, dude.

I didn't know that was the rule. I was sitting at a rate of it immediately. I can't see. I have no ideas. I'm an Indian guy and call him a hot, a piece of pussy, but you identify. I'll know you later. I'll let you know later. Oh, yeah.

Huge bond. So you're so back to your pops and the web. Sorry. So the hot dog comes flying down and then more like what the fuck? And then another one, come to now that's too much. One, two. Accents happen. Yeah.

So my day of fun pops up right away and he comes around. He goes, hey, barks up. He goes, I see you next time you do that, you're done. I think that's all he said. Next time I see that, you're done. Yeah. Sure enough, fucking, I think a day later, they meet each other in the hallway,

and I'm playing video games, and I feel the building shake. And I go, what the fuck was that? And I run out into the hallway, and my dad's got the guy swallowed up in the hallway of the apartment. On top of them, like, like, GSP sprawl sort of thing, like just dominance. In those shorts? Let him finish. Yes.

In those shorts. Every hallway in the door is open. Mothers and children are watching the fucking commotion. My dad, like a lion with his like nut stacked in the fucking air. Okay. On top of this guy. Yeah. And yeah, he goes to move like over and like, just what you're talking about. The nuts fall

right out. Yeah. That's what happens. Yeah. So those are the risks you take because you can't be sprawling on somebody in those shorts. You can't do much in those shorts besides walk a straight line. And Ben, because your balls are gonna find their way to freedom. You're deadless.

I tell you though, the mothers, they didn't even cover the children's eyes. They're like, you need to see this. Yeah. This could all be yours one day. Yeah. This is how kind of I learned to be a man, you know, watching, and where did dad meet?

And where did dad meet, Mom? At the place of business? No, through just a friend of a friend and get this, man. My mom, I guess, was pretty like forward when they met. They were just kind of introduced to each other. Can I see mom? Because if that picture by the way, everybody should know, was is blurry as any UFO picture I've ever seen.

You'd actually been big in genie-dules. Would you mind having a picture that somewhat pixelated?ated that it looks like mankind with a small Indian boy He man that's actually 100% sure and my mom as it would be pole cat, right, but Was gonna say he's a barrel chest to kid is a big boy. Yeah, that's a big guy mom was forward You you get you get your mother's bone structure You have you're more of an ectomorph not a mesomorph like him. That's right. That's right. That is that It'll take a while here. I need the the Wi-Fi. You know what you literally you know as watch last night is that Murt, Murda

Murda Netflix. Oh, dude. No, I've been following the case. You've been following the case? Yeah. I don't realize how terrible that family is and how powerful in South Carolina, that I mean, awful people. Well, he goes back. He was shot. The kid was shot was already, I think,

going to be in trouble for killing a girl and a voting accent or being sued. So what happened was, they had a close group of friends. He was like rage and alcoholic, like drinking on stuff. Neutrically known for hitting his girlfriend, right? So they all get together. They're going some oyster barbecue, which I guess out in South Carolina,

they do oyster barbecue. So they go there, they all go on the boat to go there, they get hammered. They said he's drinking six like Miller lights into a funnel, he's hammered. Like, hey, you can't drive. He's like, my fucking boat starts y'all at them. His girlfriend at the time is like,

hey, you shouldn't be driving someone, should be driving the boat. He slapped him from all the friends. He slapped her. And then this is what kind of kid you're doing with that. And I don't trust redheads in general. So the whole family off the bat, I don't like hate redheads. So, no, they're not.

Which one? The new one? I knew his one. He's new though. He's new I'm still feeling out. I think he's gonna go. Yeah, he'll go. He'll go. He'll go. He's a little summer strawberry And he's got say it's got brown eyes. Yeah brown eyes right here. Yeah, but it's like all right We'll figure it out right right now. Let's not judge him yet. He's so young, but keep going. Yes, keep going So um, so they get on the boat he's like this girl and then you tell he goes you know It's the worst part about you your dad doesn't make enough money to support your family So that's what kind of kid you're dealing. Oh, he seems like a so he's hammered and he and she says she yells at him

He floors the boat it runs into a bridge Everyone gets launched out of the boat. He's driving the girl who is his best friend's girlfriend, gets hit, flying out of the boat, hits one of the the the the bridge is pylons head trauma. Jesus Christ is mom goes down goes down the water. She dies. They're all at the hospital. The murder of family comes, the dad and the grandpa, the grandpa is the most powerful one.

And then the dad, right? We're all attorneys. Yeah, like big, big, big, big, big. They run the whole entire town. Yeah. They start getting to the family before the cops do. Going, well, and they go, they blame it, they go, well, that kid was driving, right?

And they're like, no, no, no, no. Your son was driving, they, no, no, no, he wasn't, right? So they're trying to like forge a story so the son's okay. They find the body whatever, like 15 days later, she's dead, three years ago by nothing, no one's heard of anything, and the family's like, what the fuck are daughters dead? So no one needs to pay this price. Finally, they look up the call records,

the dad and the grandpa work all calling the cops, the police station, investigating the lead investigator, and telling them what to do. They're all behind it. So the kids are trial for murder. Three years ago, by pandemic hits, three years ago, nothing happens to the kid, and then the kid ends up shot to death and the mom.

Now here's where it gets into. Two shooters. There's two shooters. Mom was shot with the air 15, some was shot multiple times with a shotgun, with two shooters. So we don't know if it's a dead. It was staged.

Now go back. Now go back prior to this, six years to all this happens. There's a kid at their local high school, the handsome kid, Gay though. Think he was hookin' up with the older brother. Well, they don't want that on the family name. What do you think happens that kid? He got killed. He got killed.

But they found in the middle of the road, the cops on Ves Vesca go well hold on this kid was beat way before this eating a hit by a car in the way the body's Position doesn't make sense they track it back to the oldest son who's in the car that night because his car broke down The the murder of brothers pulled over killed him These are the worst people on the planet. So my The worst fucking the only thing is maybe the dad killed it because of financial stress. Maybe, but the two shooters only one there's only one tracks cars that only the tracks the car that's only one car is only one track set of boots. That fucking guy killed his own son. His killed his fucking wife. He used two guns to make it look like that. Yeah, then he

stares his own assassination. And want to blame the cousin. Correct. The dumb cousin. And here's where it gets interesting is that they again, phone records. The dad did not call the cops first. He made other calls before. I'm surprised. How weird is that?

Well, some people are so bad. The whole thing is redheads. Some people are so bad. I don't know. Now hold on. I don't know if we can draw that correlation scientifically. No, it's closed. Got correlation scientifically. No, case closed. Got the commercial case closed.

No, we have some good friends. I mean, and Antisantino's a redhead, he wouldn't do that. So we know some people. No, no, no. You can't just throw all the changes under the bus here. Like, I'm just saying, I don't think it's the red hair. I think it's just that some people are so bad you can't believe it. Some people are so bad.

The whole family. But I mean, there are people who will kill their own children and be like, good, I get insurance money. Like, there are people like that. It's terrible. It's incredible. Majority of those are red. No, I don't know if that's true.

I'd have to look at that. Jen, can we look that up? Actually, look it up. I don't think we can see how it goes. No, it's not going to happen. No, just joking. Your mom was in distraction in the middle of this murder story. Your mom popped up.

Oh yeah, your mom's bonafide. Dying. So that's her as a sunshine girl. And that's a big thing in our paper, and a hair. It says you can count on Kim, sunshine girl. 1988, she was an accountant at that time. Now where do you get your dark complexion from? Your mom's not dark, your dad from that blurry picture's

whitest shot. I know, dude, what's happening in here? I don't, look. You don't look like any of them. So the story is. Okay. Um. Where's the story?

Are you ending in? Uh, first next one. Look, my dad obviously big into muscle books, okay? And uh, well, that's where he would get his literature. There was no internet. Muscle fitness. Yeah. He was a trainer.

And I guess he found out through these books that when a woman is pregnant, it is healthy for the baby. If you take high levels of niacin, you know what happens when you take high levels of niacin. Get flush, get flush. You're looking at a permanent flush. I was the first designer baby.

Oh wow. You're always blushing in other words. That's right. I'm always smitten. But your blood, your blood must be rather dark. Let's find out. Ah, that's not what I just said. Don't cut yourself.

That is straight. Yeah. Really interesting. Yeah. I don't know, I think it works out because I'm kind of like ethnically ambiguous. Me too, I'm the only dark one in my family. Although, I was the brown kid growing up. I was like bullied for being the brown kid.

That's cool. And you know how I got away from this? This is fucking, so we're talking like grade two. Everyone's like, hey, you're the brown kid, blah, blah. Like where are you from? Where are you from? And I just, I go you're the brown care bubble. Where are you from? Where are you from? And I just I go um I Don't uh, I don't really know

And you're like, what do you mean you don't know? And I was like look. I was only told that I was adopted and apparently the ship I came on The crate I was in I guess all that was written on it was Fiskus FIS KIS So they think that might be my name. I don't know. That's all I'm told is I came out of a crate with Fiskus written on it was Fiskus FIS KIS. So they think that might be my name I don't know that's all I'm told as I came out of a crate with Fiskus stamped on it and the kids were just like oh Okay, we'll move on they didn't believe after that one fake story I Yeah, yeah My buddy Nick said that he said he I went to school with a lot of black kids in the Bronx

and so it got him so ready to be a stand-up because you get roasted you went to all black. That's all you do. You just get everything. Everything. Everything. Yeah. I never had that. No, no. My son... My son...

I have to go talk to the teachers because my son did a little shoving. And I don't know how to, I don't know. How old is he? Well, he's 11, but it's like he's been a poet. But what happened? Yeah, what happened? Yeah.

I mean, I think he just, I think the funnel or he just started pushing it. I think the kid rang the bell. Like I think the kid rang the school bell. Really? He wasn't supposed to. Okay. And my summer, hey, don't do that and push them down, walk the way. I don't, you know, I have to find out what the circumstances are, but I have to go in

and talk to them. And I'm not sure what I'm going to say and how. Just get concrete. I'd be like, why am I here? You know, punching is one thing to get in the game. But getting shoved is another thing, right? Do you shove them to the ground? I think the kid went to the is one thing to make. I'm not taking the game to. Shob this another thing, right? Do you shove them to the ground? I think the kid went to the ground.

Good. Yeah. I'm proud. Don't, is that, I don't even want to ring the bell early, little dumb bitch. There are those things. Yeah. Considerations.

I'd say, should he be ringing the bell? Sounds like my son's doing a job. You guys should've been doing. Yeah, I'm probably gonna have to remain quiet and listen to what I argue. You guys are always two dads. You should say you're both fathers. They dads. Gay dads.

Gay dads. Gay dads. Yeah. And you're wearing the shorts, his dad wore. Yeah. And my nuts was the whole time just popped up. Yeah. And you could wear the little skirt that you had tired by mom and dad.

No, I'm dressed like you. Oh yeah? That's right. Nice. In that outfit. We got similar bodies. We could do a swac. I could swap like you. Oh yeah? That's right. Nice. In that outfit. We got similar bodies. We could do a swi. I could swap that casual.

I'm a little more happy with your body. You're young, taller. Is it both skinny though? Yeah. But when I was a kid, even when you were a kid, shoving, my kid, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my up a straight up this is the different this is the different time we're in where where aggression is considered uh... was it a white kitty push i don't know i'm not gonna get the question oh see i need context to the black because i won't have that

i don't have was an Asian kid how did i don't know guys i don't think my kid is aware of color i promise no he is i love that well that's definitely what starts problem no I don't think my kid is aware of color, I promise. No, he is. He's 11. Well, that's definitely when it starts popping. No, guys, I just want to see. Is there a crayon he avoids in the past? Right, it's just happening to his father. Yeah.

What? You heard me. Guys, these are uncomfortable questions for me right now. One of my dad's proudest moments is when he was picking me up from school and he saw me take care of myself. I put a guy, just grabbed his arm and his elbow and put him to the ground and held him there. You dad's like hell yeah.

Yeah. You want to know you're taking the fennel for himself. Yeah. Well I had to. You need context in your situation. I think I'm going to open my idea then. I'm open my idea. What is mom's say?

I get along very well with the principal I love her. She's cool. And it's a good school. And it's good for my kid. So it spends how woke it is. Well school. And it's good for my kid. So. Spends how woke it is, yeah. Well, your kids can be spent for a year. My huge problem with anything, which they haven't done in my school,

but like you got these schools that are teaching kids when they're toddlers about gender and about gender fluidity and stuff. And I'm violently opposed to that. How about that? You also have places in California where you're not allowed to disclose that, you know, this kid now is having gender dysphoria or whatever the fuck you want to call it and identifying as this, that and the other thing, which mostly is social

contagion. No, I'm sorry. Having actual gender dysphoria is super fucking rare. Super rare. Jordan Peterson over here. There's all sorts of contagion. Yeah, yeah, that's by the way exactly what I'm doing. Yeah, but I've looked into it. It makes me angry. I've been a lot way too long. I looked into it and listened to Jordan. I'm 56. I mean, we had one transgender person when I was growing up and they did a 60-minute special

about the person. I'm not saying there weren't others. We had zero. Well, I'm not saying that it doesn't exist as a phenomenon. It's very, very, very rare. And the idea that, so let me give you an example. Let me get your take on this. So the Gascale, our district attorney,

who he basically suspended the lead prosecutor in a case with a guy who raped two women, children, children, okay? And then said, I identify as a woman. He's still got a beard and stuff. They haven't recorded on phone calls in the prison saying, hey, I'm gonna pretend I'm a tranny, quote unquote, so that I can get into the female prison.

Tranny, we're his ones. So now, yeah. And then so, this is what this fucking scumbag, who's gaming the system said, who's a child rapist said, okay? Why am I doing this with a fake phone? Oh, yeah, it's prison phone. Yeah, so dumb dumb was caught talking to his dad about this So now they know that the prosecutor Lee prosecutor mentions him by his real name and Refer to him as a guy which is all of what he is he's all of that and he got suspended because of this fucking psycho mother fucker found a loophole to get into a woman's prison now Tim Kelly possessed out the same exact thing happened somewhere in africa

to to jerman raped a girl and murdered her you know happened to them they got a fine squad that's right yeah that would be that would be that would be called. That would be a pro. Yeah, that's called appropriate. And we live in California now where that's and California's basic Canada. They just they just reversed this law, but you weren't even allowed as a therapist. If a kid said, I feel like a man or I feel like a woman and I'm a girl, I'm the opposite. You weren't allowed to actually say to them, well, let's talk about maybe the fact that you're confused about something else. Maybe you're autistic.

Maybe you have something else. Maybe you watch a little more of conversion therapy. So if you're gay, I can't get in there. That's grooming, aka grooming. It's not a kid. It's called madness. Well, but it's grooming because those kids are so young,

it's so influential. And they're the enemy. And they kept our kids in masks and out of school when they killed none, they're my enemy. I don't want them as friends, and I don't want to meet them halfway. Talk that shit. I hate them.

I think most people agree with you, but you have a hot take right now. I mean, most Americans with you. I know. But I'm old and white, so people are like, too pucy, but watch you go on your son's school. You can see indifferent to like this aggression. Outrageous. Outrageous. Like was it a black kid? You know what I'm going to do for that

black kid? Yeah. I'm going to adopt them. What do you know about Canadian politics right now? What do you hear? Trudeau, I know Trudeau's the son of Castro. I watch a hot day here. I watch your parliamentary debates. I love it. When, hey, why? Because I love all that. I love all that.

Yeah, yeah, when Trudeau, Canadian families, we are there for them. We will always be there for them. And my colleagues on the other side of the aisle and then they but the Conservatives always Adviscerate him. So what do you know about the trucker convoy up in Canada? I think it was I think freedom. I think they were all I think they were all Out there protesting and Exercising their rights as free people supposedly. I know know it did nothing. And they were branded in the subject.

They were branded Nazis. They were branded racists. They were branded all these things. Yeah, come together. So let me tell you, I was there. You were on the ground. Oh, I got to hear that. Oh, you were in the, yes.

Oh, wow. Not participating in it, but covering it, so to speak. I do stories that matter, a little bit of rogue journalism on my Instagram account. So the first blockade was the Alberta border with the United States. It was Coots, it's called. The Coots border, it's like a two hour drive from me,

so I went down to see exactly what's going on. Now, that is just one land crossing of I think 130 between Canada and the United States. And they now that is just one land crossing of I think 130 between Canada and the United States. And they because of that blocking and the one in Ottawa, two out of 130, they declared it a national emergency. So they invoked the Emergencies Act, which I guess is similar to like martial law here. So cut to horses, stampeding through through people stomping on people tear gas riot shields because some semi trucks were parked in front of Parliament building a ga your White House or something we call semi trucks, but you keep going What did I say Sammy doesn't matter?

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where they didn't even have open liquor. They said, we can't even give the police any reason to take us down. We are here and we are trying to negotiate for our rights and freedoms, which means fuck your vacs past for me to work as a trucker, etc. All these things. So I'm down there, very well-behaved people. To this day, four of them are still in prison on charges for conspiracy to kill an officer.

One of them still phones my friend from prison, 20 minutes a day, and he's been in there locked up for over a year. And the government straight up lied. So I'm down there. They're all well behaved, no open liquor. You go home on the news. They said, yeah, we got side swiped. RCMP officers were side swiped in a truck they were attacked

jason kennedy kennie are uh... premier at the time came on national news and said this these truckers attacked our police officers that was a straight-up lie on the wall public on board yes to block uh... your access the public access to even go down there and see, I had to sneak in. I faked a contract to say that I'm hired as a comedian to go work at the pub to do a show. That still wasn't enough. What they had was a guy in a ski suit and a helmet. In ski, standing in the middle of the highway. And the cops shot down the whole highway and they said,

we got a dangerous situation here. We can't let anyone through.'t let anyone through like fuck you that's a cop in a ski helmet that's one of your boys I know what's going on here I found out about the girls I found the back way a guy drove us through this is on my Instagram I documented it all and and they took us down the back path and that's where I got to meet these guys and see what government tyranny, bro. Yeah, dude. Trudeau is a straight-up dictator. And now they just had the Emergency's Act inquiry,

which means they get to look back at the books and see was Justin Trudeau justified in doing what he did. And no surprise, yes, he was. Yeah, of course. But the story I'm telling is a little different than that. He's been canceled how many times? Well, I don't know what you mean. It's first canceled.

If you would ask him, because he had a joke, I'm banned from him. Great joke. My national television network, CBC. Are you? Yeah. What? He had a great joke.

Wait, wait. It was about an Indian guy, right? Seat guy saved the woman out of the river with his turban. He unraveled it, he threw it in, he saved her. He's a real story. He's a fucking hero This happened in Camloops British Columbia like five years ago Yeah, okay, and my whole bit on it was like isn't this guy a hero like he unraveled his turban like a whip like a last So like and the paper says man saves drowning woman

This is the work of no man. This is the work of East Indiana Jones You know, so I gave him a nickname, I championed the guy, but unfortunately, I got hit with a smear job. And during Seek Awareness Month, by the way, it's pronounced sick, if you're truly in the know, okay? But we'd seek for that. Guru Nanak.

So during Sick Awareness Month on the anniversary of the 85 genocide, they were looking for their clicks, just like I was looking for mine. So the Sikh, the activists of the 85 genocide. They were looking for their clicks just like I was looking for mine. So the activists in the seat community. They took a piece of my bit not the part where I'm saying this guy's a hero and everyone clapping. They took the one part where I'm like mimicking with the mic cord a turban throwing it in like. That's not a we were just talking off her about doing the voice and how a lot of people say, oh, you can't do the voice and So you're in that work band you for that because I had a special on CBC and it was live for a week and as soon as I got a thousand death threats

Like as thousands straight up death threats knives guns sent to me all these images You know I like because I always use bread whenever I talk to Canada or if he's down here I was using them and even the venues that I was gonna Using can I like oh with Brad we don't know, like, what? They'll fuck you to hell with. Still? No, no, you're fine now. But this before, when all I was having,

I was like, what are you, over the Indiana Jones, they get the fuck out of it. Yeah. That's such a bummer. You had some bad eggs, you know, people who are super sensitive in the sea community or whatever, but they only saw a clip of it. I went to the Guadara and I met with 10 elders

and I sat in a circle and talked about the joke and talked about what the sensitivities are in their culture and what I can get away with. They're tough people. It was a toughest crowd I've ever been a part of. I tried a couple jokes, okay? We're in the circle, most of them don't speak English. And they're telling me about their gurus.

Like they got 10 of them. Guru Nanakana. Yeah, on horses. And then they're telling me about the Sikh farmer that is like uh... feeding all these people is a real hero and they showed me a picture and i was like okay well first of all mine go my mind says this guy looks like guru number seven is that offensive is that of and they go yes very

i go holy shit no look that i i you can't even make a i think that you walked in there the enemy and so like any territory like they said the Sikhs make up majority of the Indian army that there are warrior class man. Yeah, well they get they were a bangle they they never cut their hair they carry a knife and traditional tiger pawn traditionally there are there are warrior class but but at the same time I think that you were just a victim of, they just,

there was, you were the bad guy. That's ridiculous. Yeah. But it was fun. It was very like Larry David of me to go to the Guaduara and like sit with them and lean into it and talk about it. Yeah. Yeah. Smart. And because you didn't do anything wrong. And that's not, and, and, and the fact that you told the joke that some people found offensive, the fact that that TV station pulled it right up. Pulled out is, that's the crime. Not that your joke offended a certain group of people that got it out of context.

That, the fact that they are so gutless, they're so gutless and they have no spine and they're all little bitches. You got the old man fired up, dude. No, that's true though. Hey, it's true. But he also sold in in the Jones Merch There you go

Look now see this is a little favor lemons Lemon eight out of lemons everybody lemonade out of lettuce. Hey band from CBC Okay, is that a better credit? I bet then being on CBC sure when the MC goes your headliner is on CBC when the MC goes your headliner is banned from CBC people look left and right and that says something that's great. But CBC is my best credit. What would that be in America? Like we're kind of new. Do you have a network that is government funded here?

See, and he are to an extent. I really know we don't actually see an end. No, see, and not really. It's funded by Pfizer so similar. Okay, so it'd be similar to that. But back then, if I could go back, I wouldn't have even apologized or anything. I would have leaned into it.

Oh, you apologized? Well, I, Mark Cuban's PR guy somehow wrote an apology for me. For you. And I'm a huge fan of the Dallas Maverick. And I was like, if it's good enough for Luke Adonchitz, it's good enough for me, post it. Yeah.

But now going back, I wouldn't have posted anything. I don't know, man. And then I realized, you know, you guys like, shaltz and stuff like that, there's a formula. If you, if someone's mad at you, air that out, and then the other side will be angry at them, and you stand to make more money at being, can't, can't.

You're also being honest, you don't have to be honest. Shaltz, it's shaltz. Yeah, he did a Toronto venue. Andrew Shulls did a Toronto venue. They pulled out. Yes. And then the venue across the street that was like twice the size said, yeah, we'll do it out of spite. Yeah. Why did they pull out from Andrew? They didn't like some of his joke content. Yeah. Yeah. And then this happened to us.

It's a I tour the Danger Cat. So Sam Walker and Uncle Hack. And this is we do 200 to 400 seat venues across Canada right now danger cats danger cats at danger cats Come you know we lock up the phones and everything we make sure we protect ourselves, but we also It's a better experience for the customer Yonder has that now. Yeah, they're great. The big boys dude Kevin Hart has done that He's the first one for him. Don't it she pal does that Yeah, and we do it a comedy works in Denver. Yes. I think every club should install it. I love it. Yeah.

But they've all been hit with cancellations and every time we've doubled down and it's called the spite tour for a reason. We literally just added to the list. Good. Spite tour refueled. Yeah, run with you. It's good. It's good. It's good. There's so many Canadians and so many people who are so done with this shit. You just It's a really big people. Yeah, I'm a tell me it's a money- It's a real people. I'm a real hardcore people. I love them. The majority of them are great.

Again, you have the biggest idiots who are the world. Now has the Sikh community come back around? No, that's so in the review here. This will probably kick up some of the dust, you know, but uh. We shouldn't bring that up. I think of anybody who's in the Sikh community saw the joke itself. They saw the snippet. They's like what happens if it. They didn't see the...

What happens if you have a small group of people that are crazy, you got to back your boy. That's how human beings are. They're like, I got to back. I'm already a minority. I got to back my boy. And it was during Seek Awareness Month. Keep in mind it's during they needed it.

Because dude, I was doing, I was the comic strip and there are just a bunch of Sikhs, you know, over there. And it was after 9-11, a lot of Sikhs got targeted because they were a term, they got their hair, you know. And so, they got a lot of shit, but they have nothing to do with Islam. It's a very different religion and all that stuff. And so, I kind of know that. I've known, I grew up around, I lived in India, I know enough about it. All I did was I just looked over and I go, oh, we got the Sikh mafia in the house and they just fucking...

I like, you know, because any group that hasn't been recognized, you know, once you honor them or you know a little bit about who they are, they fucking go nuts. That's good. At least you went to the fucking temple. At least you went to their... temple. At least you went to there Yeah, it was fun I learned more about their culture now. I know how to pronounce it properly I know about the Karpon the Guaduara of the you know the Guru's and then the latest one to get upset us was the first nations Chin I saw you had the Instagram up the top right the one that says fired

Yeah, that video right here. I lose a commercial over this Fresh I think you're on the right track. What happened here? This should cover it. Yeah, so I do a commercial. I'm the Alberta forest industry. They got me three-day shoot stunt doubles, fucking wires, cameras, 25 person crew. a lot went into this. Point is on the very last day, everyone claps. That's a shoot everyone. That's a wrap. Well, not so fast because I get a call from the director on the way home.

He goes, hey man, I just got a very angry phone call from the agency. They say they found a video of you online. And here we go. What is it? They go, did you ever mimic a kid with cerebral palsy in the front row of one of your comedy films? I know he's a comment, right?

No. But you know, like I write it down, like, good idea. Right? I go, no. He goes, all right, let me call him back. I mean, smooth this thing out. This is the video they found. Roach battle.

He's participating in it. He's a comic that he's in the Roach battle. He's on stage up there all the time. I've seen this kill. You're gonna need a chair? I'm made of a new vlogger. I'm gonna leave it on the other side. Alright, so give it that clip. That's the next one.

Oh my god. The entire video crew has to be rehired to shoot the whole thing again. Unbelievable. On the other paycheck, you're welcome. Yeah, everyone gets paid twice. Sacrifice a goose for the gander. I've always said that. Wow. I'm that goose.

That goose is also caught from the radio ads. They're so upset they won't even let my voice represent their company. Now that comes from a place of pure spite, which oddly I respect. Okay, now this is going to break my mom's heart. She's finding this out at the same time You are she was very excited to see her little boy on TV, but that's no longer gonna happen mom. I'm sorry Okay, that pretty will just get my add on YouTube it. Yeah, but okay, and I got it It's unfucking believe all you were doing was actually

Empowering that guy that was great and you get fucking actually empowering that guy that was great and you get fucking the kids of the roads are there for the road Canadians have lost their minds this this whole industry is crazy which is just that whoever that comes and then the commercial's for you know they don't want to take the risk of the backlash unbelievable there's one more here here will cover all the three cancellations to ask how many times you've been canceled three times here. Here's the third, just scroll down a little bit, it'll be on the left, keep going, keep going. And what did they say that?

Yeah, that was it, that was it. That was it, that was it. Right there, left, I've been canceled. And we'll go on car left. Ford left. So, some stand-up shows of mine have been canceled. This girl's great. What?

Did you do it? Excuse me? The bangs of justice. This month I'm sure you've seen some of the things that have been said to me. Never make a joke about people wearing masks again. Some of the names I've been called. Yes, I've been called. There it is.

I can take it, but what are you doing? Coswork affects my livelihood and the people around me. And, you know, venues and managers being contacted. It doesn't ever stop in the showroom or in the DMs on Instagram. It always goes a step further. So now, 30 calls have been made to venues in BC, okay? The Prince George and Smithers run is over because of this. How many people in Amenton are willing to go and protest or do something to get the show canceled? And it leads to the venues making Facebook statuses like this.

We have had several messages in comments over a pending comedy show in August 18 to 19. We're nodding one of the comments. We're not so talkative, it's a comedy. It's just mess. What makes you a mess? We're not so talkative, it's a comedy. We're not video-comming, but it's so bland.

We're talking about the love of respect for our whole family. The fans of this show. Oh! That was quick. The land he, the bog is funny, has a lot of respect for our country. Unbelievable. The handle is sharp. Oh! That was quick. He's got a good job, everyone. How can you get this back? She's having her little celebration now. We get to have arms.

We get the last laugh because what they've done for us is a faith. Because any event that allows us to do is not well. Or just as guilty. Luckily not all she's staggishin. Hahaha. Hahaha. It's a real fruit joke.

Just to spite you. Just to throw it in your fucking face. And I like that. It's one of the blazer's on because we just got upgraded to the Salmara classic theater. Yes, yes. It ain't a show. It's a spiked show. This is so good. This is now right where it came out. It's a beautiful thing. But the only clown here in this particular instance is you. Sir, you have a nose piercing. You're the days I deserve, boys. But those of you guys listening, the woman was like she looked that's not to be mean,

but those teeth, like my friend used to say you could throw an apple at her face and it was stick. Those are the craziest teeth I've ever seen in my life. She was having a hard time. You can look at her eyes. They're going in both different directions. One's going swirly. She's crazy.

And the other guy, the other guy shaves his eyebrows. So you already know you're dealing with crazy, even jik-jik-jik. That guy shaves his eyebrows down. And he's his facial hair gone. You're dealing with kuku birds, and they just, it's good for you. It's water off the ducts back, baby.

It's great. Look at the shistablishment I'm in right now. And they literally drove you to a bigger venue. You're gonna need more of me after that. Thank you, Lysl Justice Warriors. Thank you for making the world more equitable. So now I'm like, I'll take it. Stay here, so I'm like, Carf, I'll take a fucking bullet. You know, like bring it. Let's go.

Jordan Peterson said literally every time social justice warriors come after him, his Patreon becomes like, standing with a rogue. He gave two millions of scribes when CNN went after him, his Patreon becomes like, standing with a row. People will roll, he gained two million subscribers when CNN went after him. Yeah, who was it? I think it might have been Brett Weinstein was saying, they looked into it and they said that promotion

would probably cost around $200 million. For all the pro CNN trying to cancel rowing, $200 million. Click your clicks, baby. Because for the most part, people aren't idiots and they go, let me see what's going. Oh, this is dope and they subscribe. Yeah.

So that promotion, keep it up. But those people are the enemy in general. They're bad people. They just bad people. So. But they're doing it as a favor right now. Dude, two people in the crowd the other night, dressed to the nines, like a full three-piece suit

in a beautiful evening dress. And I'm like, what's going on tonight celebrating? They're like, oh, our plans fell through. I go, what were you going to do? They're like, oh, our plans fell through. I go, what were you gonna do? They're like, oh Jordan Peterson was supposed to be in town, but he can't, so there's a concert. So we kids, they're like, oh, what other misogynist can we see? For $12,000, yeah.

Who else is around? You pop up? That's a good thing. I think I delivered that, and I gave them exactly what I was doing. I'll try my best. Man, you're doing, you're a breath of pressure. You're doing exactly right. Hey, Brent from New York, and York and okay guy Brent from New York is a rock and roll kid now I chin hit it hit us with some current event sure the breaking news

Korean events with the fighter and the kid Canadian comedian is under fire right now Yeah, I don't look at this you got cancel. Yeah Here we are just got this one. This is an article I found. A Thai drug dealer had plastic surgery to look Korean to escape the police. They look much different. Oh, and they're different. That's right. All right.

He definitely looks like he lost weight for sure. His hair is different. No, it looks like you're proactive. Here's the acne. And that's it. He's got a different jaw line. Yeah, I saw this picture too. That's his actual face now. Oh, that's his face different jawline. Yeah, I saw this picture too. That's his actual face now.

Oh, his face now? Yeah, I guess his name is Korean. So his neighbor said that, oh, I don't think that's the right guy because our next door neighbor is when he's hiding out. He's a handsome Korean guy. So she's so so basically this guy looks for everybody. He looks, yeah, he was very, was he very, very Thai, and then he tried to look Korean. He's a Thai drug lord, yeah.

He's a very strong drug lord, yeah. He's a drug lord, a lot of MDA to Bangkok. Interesting. What kind of surgery I wondered if he'd get, like, like, ice. Ice to skin. Ice to skin. You really wonder?

Chin. Well, you know how they do that with, you know what they do, how they make your chin different? Yeah, they shave it, filler. No, they shave it. Sometimes, but a lot of times they can just do with filler no No, not that they get a shave. You're not a plastic surgeon Yeah, that ain't filler buddy. It skins a lot better. Yeah, they had to take you see smaller wait

So look at how is you're right like wait Is he wearing different shoes? He's got a cupid bow now look at that upper lip. That's Bo so that's a nice filler. Look where his mouth is though. And look where his mouth is there and where his mouth is now. How'd they do that? No, it's because the pictures are, it's just a different height.

Oh, I was gonna, huh? You see what the one-fifth hole is? No, but look, his ears are at 150 on the left. There's one-fifth, he drew. I'm saying that his hair's different, huh? It's different guy. On the left he has my hair cut and the right he has brine. Yeah, I'm saying, I'm saying. He's done, his? Different guy. On the left he has my haircut and the right he has Brian. Yeah, I'm saying, I'm saying.

He's mouth is higher. Somehow he got taller. He definitely, more kissable. Yeah, definitely more kiss. He's glow up. Yeah. He's got a nice, I don't like those lines in the side of his head on the left. He's still got busted.

Oh, that's right. He's still hoisting, he went through all his shit. I'm gonna change my hair and my chin. It was like when Sammy the Bulls like, yeah, man, once I snatched and left, I have to get, you know, face surgery so they get to who I was and went. You look exactly the same, Sam, not fooling anybody. Yeah. He's in jail because of this right now? This guy?

Yeah, he's a drug lord. To the transition to a woman. God, I'll screw up three. Cool, the old rape. You know what they do? You know what they do to drug dealers in Thailand is. One of the punishments is they make you just woman, God, I'll screw up three. Cool deal. There you go. That's a great question. You know what they do to drug dealers in Thailand is, one of the punishments is they make you just

kneel on concrete, got a kneel on concrete, and sit there and contemplate what you can. For hell of. You're glad you asked sir. Hours a day, your knees on concrete, that will start to to hurt you can't move either you got to stay very still and you got to just Think about what you did. It's actually terrible really. Oh, yeah, it's a terrible punishment to have to put all your weight on your Yeah, that would be oh, you're naked. Yeah, it's okay getting well. What else you got to how about what they're doing in El Salvador or maybe it's Nick or I would line them all up dude. They they arrested

Something like hungry, right? No, no, no thousands like literally, you know, like I think it's is it 30,000 or something or 60,000 have been detained. They just went and found all the drug dealers. Oh, drug dealers. dealers yeah because they had like I mean no no gangsters gangsters covered in tattoos in their face bodies like you come with us please get in jail they built a facility's biggest jail in America's it can house 40,000 people and they literally it's crazy we should do a show there yeah 40,000 yeah huh why are you going to Hong Kong? I just think it's just no trick there a six 64,000 64,000 64,000 Oh

Looking for 30,000 think about how bad think about how bad their gang problems are And we're looking at them all nuts to butt. Yep. That's what they do. That'd be fun That must smell really you can put your back on your buddy's fucking dude That's got a suck. But that's all they do is put them in like sardines. It's still large. The country's murder rate felt 7.8% per 100,000 people. Last year far more than 50 per 100,000. Wow. Wow. Wow. It felt like a mother. So it's working. Of course it's working. His popularity rating, that president, has skyrocketed.

He's just like, obviously, cause they can take walks now with their kids. Guy was like, I can walk around with my kids now, and I always never let him do that. Well, good for them. Yep. Hell yeah. Cool.

That's one. So Michael B. Jordan, when he was on the red carpet for Creed III, saw this. A girl that he went to high school with was on the red carpet for Creed three saw this a Girl that he went to high school with was doing the red carpet in front of him calm corny Yeah, she said on a hot car. She thought he forgot So she's interviewing for Creed and he goes she goes hey, how you doing? It's pretty good She goes with no on-temps high school has been on time is on the corny kid though, right? And you see and she's actually a dime piece But she he goes on the corny kid, right? And you you see, and she's actually a timepiece, but he goes on the corny kid, right?

And you can see she's like, oh, no, that's what you say about me. And you tell he's not having it. And he's been on his spiked to her ever since. Yeah, he's doing what you did. Let me see this. Good for him. You know, we know each other. We go way back all the way to Chad, Science, and Newark, okay?

Oh, corny kid, right? No, I didn't say that, misquoted for sure. No, you did not hear me say that. I said we used to make fun of the name, but yeah, he is obviously killing things out here. And there's a podcast clip that it's her also called the corny. Using his poster for click, she's posing with it.

How weird is that? So, that was the corny kid. The corny kid. She said that in high school, she said that when she was in high school. And she said it, she did bring it up on fire. And she said, oh, ice call him the corny kid. It's a weird thing to call somebody. Yeah, it definitely is.

You know what I mean? There are other insults, but you're corny, dude. I don't know. I don't know what I would dos, but like, you're like, you're corny, dude. I don't know. I don't know what I would do. I would go, I'd go, what's corny? I might be like, oh God, me, because that's a really good insult. No, but for a comic, hey bro, on this podcast,

you were corny mother fucker. It was probably you corny mother fucker. But there are a lot of things. When a white guy says corny, it's not really put down, but I think coming out of a black voice corny I'm sorry bigger sting your about to get cancer because that's a bad ticket sales are going up yeah foil again yeah corny is worse in black culture than white yes I would assume yeah

I guess I get it's such a white guy you're corny like you know how I know your gay corny only corny and that, you know how I know you're gay? You're corny, only corny, dude. And that just means I probably, yeah, maybe I am a little corny sometimes. And by the way, I am a little corny sometimes. You're pretty corny. You know what I mean? Cornies are weird, where are you?

Cornies are weird, weird. Dumb dumb. Like, broken laps so hard one time. I said, he said, I said to this person, I go, you're a dumb dumb. You know, head. We're still basic. So then one time he, this woman kept talking and showing,

he was, no, no, no, no, no, your dumb. BAM. Dumb dumb. It was great. So it was like, that was a great word that we used to. It console and dumb. Dumb and I remember one time, the guy, this guy was, this huge guy, a giant man.

He had not been missing any meals, but he was tough. And I pulled in and I was one time, this guy was this huge guy, a giant man. He had not been missing any meals, but he was tough. And I pulled in and I was standing there. And he, like so my car was here and his car was, he was facing, his car was here, but he was in the opposite direction. So I started to stop because he thought I was gonna run into him. And he's already swearing at me as I'm coming.

And I'm there and he goes, you got a fucking problem, man, you got a fucking problem? What the fuck do you think? And I just looked at my went, you're fat. He has to go to the back. Yeah. Yeah. So such a lame comment. Shut up. So, yeah.

Yep. But, and I would never ever say that, but was such a dick, but corny fucking corny I would stop me in my tracks if I was How's it comic I'd be like oh, yeah, oh, okay, you're right. Yeah, yeah, right. I'll stop corny Anyway justice. It's not a bad insult though. No, it's fine She's going on podcast on this. She's like, what's up? Good to see you, old school mates. I'm the corny kid though.

I thought why he called me corny, by the way. It was like corny and I'd be like, I like doing what he did. Right now, the corny kid, right? You done bitch. And it's had you see something. Well, he's already won though. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

It's good. He checked her, especially like an A-lister. Here's a shout out to Michael B. Jordan. I said to Ter terna tactical uh... tern butler terni tactical i said who's the who's the most because i saw that who's the guy who's the what's terni tacto i'm sorry the

mission shooting competition you know i've got the punisher uh... guy trains are trains john wick he train uh... counterbeats john wick he trained uh... john uh... john bertholfer i mean, every movie star you can imagine, he trains. Okay. He's like, he was one of the best competition shooters in the world for, like, a long, long time. He's a complete guy. Give us a story for that. So, um, uh,

what was I talking about? My, uh, that could be Michael. Yeah. So, so I was watching that, that, for me, the one driver, what's his name out of Hamilton? Uh, yeah, uh, Michael, be sure to. Yeah, so I was watching that, that formula one driver, what's his name? Hamilton. Yeah, Lewis. Lewis Hamilton. And he had never done it before and he was fucking amazing because what you're doing in an obstacle course,

you're shooting real guns, you're like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and you're hitting him. He's hitting every target, like just, do she do she do she do she do she do she does. Yeah, because his eye, his eye is so good. His reaction. And by coordination.

Yeah, I was like, fuck, he looked like he'd been doing it forever. I said, is there anybody better than that? And he goes, 90 goes Michael be Jordan. Michael be Jordan was the best first time shooter I've ever seen. That's saying a lot when you've been in the space. So he's got something going on. Respect. Yeah. Something going on. You talking about the A-list movie song? I mean he could really do something. I'm talking about being able to shoot like that. That's really hard. He's got something. He's got something. No, no, no. You talking about 100 mil't know. I'm talking about being able to shoot like that. That's really hard. It's something that he's got something to do. He's got something to do. He's got really got worth a hundred mill.

No, I'm talking about hitting like every target and every time I've done it. Yeah, if you want to see it in competition I'm like, no money, you definitely don't know. But I'm still, still, that says more about his hand-eye coordination, his reaction time, everything. So he's, it's the real deal. He's the real deal.

Good actor. And he wants to fight. Still a good shooter. Oh, I wish I had a good idea with that. Yeah, bad idea. What else you had to that was a long time ago I remember yeah Let's just do this one real quick. So the department you the US Department of Energy I guess someone in their team leaked information that yeah, it could most likely be a lab leak for COVID-19 instead of FBI. What a surprise.

But then, but I thought we were all at these frame there. So I thought we were all bad people. It's like racist. And racist, oh my God. Low confidence. They say low confidence. Well, of course, yeah, yeah, of course the White House put that out there. Yeah, of course.

I heard this on the radio on the way down here. Oh, weird. I thought we were all conspiracy. I thought we were racist conspiracy. Yeah. on the way down here. Oh, weird. I thought we were all conspires. I thought we were racist conspires. Why? Because the strain of that virus hadn't found any of the bats in that area. Um,

The strain. And they were doing gain of function research, even though the fact that they weren't. Have you seen the news on the math? That they don't work at all? We even seen ends put in that up. That math don't work in any capacity? This is crazy.

This is so weird. Two years, it was eyes only, it was a Saudi Arabian summer. Yeah, two weird. Two years, it was eyes-only, it was a Saudi Arabian summer. Yeah, two years. Two years. It's a Saturday and Sunday. Oh, we've got some tickets to the store. Let's shut down the whole world.

And that crazy, keep kids. I thought we were all bad people in conspiracy. And I thought we'd take care of each other. So wear a mask, get your vaccine. Oh, yeah. You think I'm from a lab, your race, this is what I'm up. And shut down all businesses. What happened to all of them?

You spend your whole life building a business, but that all goes away But we'll be fine because we we have a job. We're in news. We're in politics. We're in academia. It crazy We we're we're in think tanks. We have our job But how's this going for them? And then you know little foot in Chicago. She's out. Yeah, she's just by 85% She blamed on racism Okay, not on not on the fact that black people are so bad. It's a war zone has nothing to do with you doing your job 100 black people were killed in one weekend. It's because her gender racism. I see. Yes. That's why she got fired Yeah, when does this be a reason to go to war with China?

Wait a minute. Holy that's a huge job, but I'm I'm where did you get that shit? that's a huge job but i'm i'm i'm i'm where you go shit right now do you see you cranes called saying that america's gonna send their sons and daughters to war if you crane loses he said america told him that we're willing to send our daughters and sons to war for you crane who said that the cilindra well well uh... by by in europe is stood behind you crane because they want to

lead russia dry that's it it's gonna be another one you know what Well, Biden, Biden and Europe has stood behind Ukraine because they want to bleed Russia dry. That's gonna be another problem. Hey, you know what? With the amount of hate Russia gets, you're a tennis guy, right? You've been watching tennis. They always put the flag against the name, right? If you're a Russian player, you just get a little white square.

It's so petty and stupid that with the amount, people hate Russia, I love Russia more. I'm literally seeing a Russian win right now that I love more people. I like the seeing a Russian one right now that I love More people I don't want the Russian people to be fucking killed the recipe. Don't want these things No, I don't want Russian like oligarchs like hey, what do I know do they think our fucking y'all? Had a good thing going to that like all those young men getting thrown at fucking the meat grinder Yeah, the more the world hates Russia the more I like Russia. That's how I feel about you. Yes, the more I get the more I like you

I really like you I must be your favorite person. Yeah Me and Justin Trudeau are you two? You guys doing the show? Pride's just long gone. What else you got to? How many more you want? One more. All right This one I thought was interesting because remember Kobe Bryant's You know there was like pictures of him like after the him and his daughter pictures and yeah Yeah, so his wife

His widow I didn't know this I actually didn't yeah, hold on. It's it's two thousand I know the first people that Brian just found out that when I see that stuff I don't really started spreading around when I see that I don't read it because it makes me sad it's so sad But yeah, she wanted to look for the picture. You were watching Canadian Parliament instead The bodies yes with bodies like charred and the heads and all it's why would you want to see? I'm talking about you know Kobe Bryant who's it you know his daughter and there's other people that are a lot of white people So anyways, so she filed a lawsuit against oh, whoa

Hey, dude, no tear griffins joking. It's's on special he goes he'll be brown was so loved you forget Seven white people died on a break. Yeah, that's a great joke Yeah, the reference to his job. So she sued the LA County and she won over around a 30 million dollars after that losses What she should because that's so fucked up. Yeah, it's not going to the right This daughter I think Who is that woman to the right? His daughter? I think the daughter. Yes, terrible. Where were you when you heard the news? That's one of those 9-11 moments, right?

Yeah, I was on a plane flying back from Philadelphia. It's my birthday. His hometown. Yeah, his hometown. I remember Derek Poston was like holy shit, Kobe died and he started crying. Yeah, I was like, you're from Memphis. What do you do? I was at a good life fitness in Winnipeg. Yeah, I was tragic then. And then remember, he died not far from here. So the traffic, from the airport, the traffic was nuts. Because everyone was rushing, for whatever fucking reason,

everyone was rushing to the crime scene. So the traffic was nuts. All your city buses said, RIP, RIP Kobe for weeks, man, it was really nice to see everyone. How many thousand basketballs left in front of the staple center? Yeah. Yeah. It was incredible. It was horrible. What was that Montana hunter thing? Oh, so remember that and on Kobe's death, huh? Yeah, but this is like you want one more. Hey, hey, they just came out. So hold on. There's a

remember the girl that accidentally, oh not. Yeah. She accidentally shot. She's skinned a husky. Yeah, a husky. I think it is a wolf. No, she's not set up. Oh, no, I'm not too.

She can't. She's got a perfect spot. But I'm like bringing this back up because remember she had it skinned. She had the, yeah, she's problems. And you can't tell after you killed it that it's not a husky. Look at this dog, it's a husky.

She's done. Yeah, but you know, you get excited. She does a wolf. Her archaed and cheap dog. You see something in the middle of the farm? No, but after you get it back and you're gonna skin it, you should know it's a husky. Yeah, she does.

That's closer than the Korean and those. Yeah, to me, that's closer. Now, I don't want to say this people listening. Brett is pointing to a husky and a fucking wolf. It is tough. It's closer. It's a close. Ty guy Korean. Ty guy Korean. And I for one thing, this podcast, the racist meter red hot and it stayed red hot the whole time.

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