The Fighter & The Kid - Why Hollywood Isn't What You Think | TFATK Ep. 1200

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

Bryan Callen returns from Mexico after filming a brand-new TV pilot and breaks down the reality of Hollywood, why television isn't nearly as glamorous as people think, and what really happens after you shoot a pilot. Brendan Schaub and Bryan also discuss acting salaries, streaming, networking, and why success in entertainment is far different than most people imagine. The guys also react to a deadly crocodile attack in Puerto Vallarta, World Cup soccer, Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Neymar, Kylian Mbappé, viral internet stories, Bonnie Blue, bear encounters, rattlesnakes, gym horror stories, and much more.Quince - Elevate your summer wardrobe. Go to http://quince.com/fighter for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too.Quo - Money is on the line. Always say hello with QUO. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://www.quo.com/FIGTHER. That’s https://www.quo.com/FIGTHERLUCY - Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/fighter with promo code FIGHTER!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. We're back. We're back, baby. You're back from your hiatus. Back from highatus, buddy. You went into Mexico for two weeks? Mexico for one week.

Eight days. Mexico for seven days. Seven days? Seven days. And the first time of my life, I've actually, I realized I was, I'd been constantly on the move, and I just sat and stared at the ocean,

smoked cigars, played with my children in the pool. No, it's going to hurt a little bit. It's going to hurt a little bit. Yeah. You do it every year. I do. Your dad takes you for year. Now, I don't know if you saw this.

We were in Puerto. Yes. Yes. It's a seven day. For the first time in my life, you know, I was able to take eight days off and realize. After 60 years of it. No, no. My dad takes you every year.

No, no, I just mean that I usually don't relax. And this is the first time I didn't do anything. Like, I was just like smoking my cigar. I've taken the cigar smoke. And I just watched the ocean, which was interesting. but but um how about this so you know porto varato is where the cartel where they burned all those buses and stuff so the tourism has died like we were at the four seasons and it was empty empty right that'll do it it's killing it well americans go i'm good yeah right we'll go to hawai right now i don't know

if you saw this but um uh it was the four days after we were were there at the Marriott Resort. Marriott Resort. Nice beach. Bring up the Marriott Resort. Yeah, bring up the Marriott Resort in Puerto, Puerto Vallarta. Let me take a look at, let me take a look at the beach. Not a big deal. Let's just take a look.

You'll be there with your kids. They're your family. Nice. Beautiful. You know, it's a Marriott, bro. Oh, no. I saw the headlines say Crocodile. That was the first one popped up.

A 20-foot crocodile. Well, there it is. See that? Now, you'd go in that water. It's gorgeous, yeah. You go in that water. Just going swimming. It's not a big deal.

Look. Are you afraid of that water? Looks nice. It's like East Coast water where it's warm? Sorry? Is it warm? Oh, bathtub warm, Baba. It feels like someone peed in the water.

Get in there. Get in there. Everybody's in that water. I love that. Well, a gentleman got in the old water. He was 28 and it was, I guess it was dark, which is a big mistake. And he got eaten by a crocodile. That's the one.

Yeah, he got eaten. Go ahead, pick that, pull that up. Nah, motherfucker. Yeah. Go ahead and take a look at that. Yeah. And by the way, it took him in this. So it was a salt water crock?

Oh, it sure was. Worst kind. Yeah. And they have those. Now, what they don't tell you is the mouth of the river is just down the way. And at night, they come and they, and the family watched the whole thing. Okay. The whole thing.

That's it. Wait. So is this after he bit the guy? Uh-huh. That's the one. That's the crock. Just hanging out. Where's the guy at?

Um, he, uh, is he alive? No, he's not. That a stupid question? Yeah. Now, here's the crazy thing. Here's the crazy thing. Um, the beach wasn't closed the next day. They have, they have one sign.

It's one sign. Yeah. Be careful. Stingrays, crocs. And, but it's fine to swim. The next day, everything was fine. The staff at the Marial hadn't even heard about it. Just business as usual.

Meanwhile, you got those moms. This is while you were there? It was four days after we left. Here's my thing, though, when you go back to the picture of the Marriott, right? And when we go there, we stay, you know, the nice place and the four seasons, I don't get why people fly all the way to Mexico. They go through customs. It's such a hassle. You got cartel up the wazoo.

You got fucking saltwater crocodiles killing people. I don't understand why you fly to a foreign land and you're staying at the most American place, eating American food. stay, look at that. What's the point? I don't understand the point. Please add the fact that. Like I understand if you go to Mexico City and you're ingrained with a culture

and you're going to like these small villages and you really learn the lay of the land. Everyone goes to Mexico. They stay in American hotels. They eat regular food. And look at the beach. Actually, Mexico City is basically Brooklyn now. You didn't add to the fact that at least half your family

will every single time catch the old tummy bug. Oh, yeah. And they're going to be shit. I'm the one of the cousin. I never do. I never do because I got that. I grew up in that. I never gotten sick either.

Yeah. But everybody else is just shitting. My dad, everybody's just a fucking mess. Well, your stomach is coated with Diet Coke. So nothing's hurting you. Now it kills everything. Now, now. Yeah, I never understood.

We went to, we went to, we got a villa. We got a villa because daddy's got some cash. We went to it. We got a villa. We don't stay at that. And then you have, you have some people there. Servants. Yeah.

And you have them. Again, you could do that anywhere. I don't get why you fly all the way down there and go through custom. We had that conversation. We had the conversation. Now, my pop had 86 decided, he decided I'm on a GLP and I'm going to drink. He's not a drinker, but he goes, I'm going to have four drinks because I'm with my family. I have a terrific, I have a terrific sense of well-being.

Yeah, white girl wasted. White girl wasted. My mom's like, gang, gang, gang, can. And it's like to my sister, I was, I was dead to the world. She goes, your father is, is dying. He's throwing up everywhere. He can't move. We had to have four guys come and pick him up in a sheet.

Has he lost weight? Has he lost weight, though? Does he go to the hospital? What's that? Has he lost weight? He's lost weight. A good amount or no? The GLP's, he, he's 86, so he could give a fuck, okay?

Yeah, but that should lose weight. No, no, he's, he's lost weight. He's lost weight. Like four pounds? He's lost weight. He's, he's going to eat it. If you put it there, though, he's going to, we're going to stop him. We're going to have a meal.

We're going to have a meal, especially more on vacation. So you got, you're breaking Mexico, and then you came back to Austin, and then you're shooting a pilot, all this past week. A shot, a pilot that the great Kurt Metsker wrote, had a blast. A lot of work. A lot of work. A lot of good things. A lot of work.

Ryan Long, who we're going to have on on Wednesday, he's so talented. That dude. He was so, to me, I thought Ryan was wrong for the part because he's just tall, really good looking. And he was just, you know, we were thinking about. Oh, he's hilarious. Yeah. Ryan's great. And then he gets on and comes with a character.

And he was so good. He was just so good. He just kind of blew me away, to be honest with you. So did everybody. He does so many funny man on the street videos. Does he live in Texas? He's a great. He's a musician, by the way.

He live in Texas? New York. New York? New York. Yeah. New York. Yeah. He's great.

Yeah, he is funny. Really cool. Cool. Cool. Good people. So you got yourself a little break, dude. Yeah, I got myself a little buddy. Was it nice?

Yeah. Yeah? I like being with my kids, my parents. Sometimes it breaks nice. Yeah. How was the shoot? It was good. Yeah.

I think we got, it was actually a really wonderful surprise. When you do a movie or you do a TV show, there are so many moving parts, everything can go wrong and always does. And this was a happy accident because nothing went wrong. shout out to Nick Cowles. He fucking killed it, right? Nick, Nick Collis was as good as you get. He's a good fucking actor, man. So now is the move you guys will package it and try to sell it? I, do you know why he's laughing everybody?

Because that process is so hard. That process is so hard. It's just me saying that, I lost all energy. Because now you, I've done this. You shoot all this shit, all this shit. It's the end of the day. It's rapping. Everyone was like, dude, we're getting picked up.

It's like, no doubt. And then Hollywood goes, no, you're not. No, you're not. They don't even say that. I'll tell you where you're going. YouTube. No, this is what they do. This is what you hear.

TV's so tough, dude. This is what you hear, actually. When you put your heart and soul into it, you fall in love with everybody you work with. And everything falls together. Bonded. And you bonded. Yeah. Because you're working 15 hour days.

You all went through it. And by the way, everybody was amazing. everybody comes through it's a team effort we're so close we had the rap party and oh you're i'm gonna see you soon i'll see you soon this isn't goodbye this is i'll see it the next shoot and do you know do you know what you hear you ready i don't know judging by that face not here's what you hear that's what you hear is that hollywood nothing except your agent goes nothing then your agent goes we're trying man it's just right now you know it's just a really tough time right now what's going on just pushing pushing pushing pushing. Are you? Are you? What's that mean? They just picked up House of Dragon, you know?

Yeah, unless it's just a dragon right now. They're going to pass on this for now, but it's not a no. It's a, it's a just for now. Nick said, Nick said, how do you feel like, you go, you're talking to a guy who's heart. Like if you were to look at my heart on an angiogram, it would be, it's salt, the first layer, salt, and under that is tar. So you're asking. I'll also say, I'll also say this, though, too, after doing TV, you know, I've done a few things. It's like, there's not a, a ton of money in TV. That's the other thing is like some people if you guys don't know how it works like after you're paying everything, you're doing production

like what about a streaming service? 10 episodes on Netflix? Excuse me? There's not 10 episodes. You better get a second job. Yeah, there's that yeah. You better get a second job. Like the guy who created, what's that huge fucking show? The Asian fella. What's the huge show? It was like a competition. They'd die if they lost.

Oh, fuck. The Korean one. Jim. Oh, Squid games. Squib games. Yeah. So the guy in Squid Games, because they bought, they didn't know it was going to be big. They bought it, whatever, 10 episodes. He was like, everyone thinks I'm like, so rich. He's like, I made no money. No money.

Now, he's making money off season two. That's different. But they take a shot that first season, you're not making shit. Yeah. No one is. And you might get locked into a contract too. Yeah. But then you can say, I need to, for me to ride.

I don't care. Yeah, for the big number. But, yeah, there's not a ton of money in TV until you're doing it multiple seasons. That's when it turns into real money. But for the actors, let's just say the actors Chance of that is not good. Let's say I'm going to give you, you're not making this, but as an actor on TV show, you're not making close to this, but I'm going to say you're making 75 grand

an episode and that's for 10 episodes. That's great. Now, nobody does that. Nobody's making that. But I'm just being silly. But I want to just do that for you with you in a second. Say five times 10? Yeah, so it's $750,000, a lot of money.

10% goes your agent. it. Oh, yeah. Well, you got an agency. It probably depends on the show, right? Well, let's just take, what's that? Probably depends on the show, right? Because the role that I just, no, I'm saying the role that I just got asked to audition for, they said it would be like 50,000 per episode. But that's like a well established show. Who told you that? That's a huge show. You would get 50,000? Yeah, but it's a very well established TV show. I know you would not make that. That's how that's adorable. Is it? That's the most adorable thing I've heard that you would make that. Not saying I'm going to get it. You don't have a quote. You don't have a quote. They would not pay you that. They'd go, he's going to get 13 an episode and be very happy about it. Don't put that on it.

Of course you would. I would take that. Of course you would. But after taxes, just taxes, we're looking at, you know. I don't think you need a calculator for this to be. Right? Are you taxing? I'd just like to do that.

But after taxes, you're probably looking at 400, okay? But then we got to take out. That's great. Yeah, I know, but you've got to take out. What is 25%? That's manager, yeah. Of, yeah. 25%.

Because you got your manager, you got your agent, and usually you have a lawyer or something like that. I got a manager, but yeah. Yeah. So that would be, what's 25% from 750? You know? So you're probably looking at... Probably taking home 300.

$187,000. $300,000. Oh, that's still great. Yeah, yeah, Crimeo River. You're pretending to act. You're going to get. Yeah, yeah, crime me a river. For me, that's sick.

Cry me a fucking. Yeah, I'm just, so $187,500. So, yeah, I just love doing this. And then hopefully it parleyes something else. You keep going, you keep going. It's all good, be. It's called screeching halt in the podcast, what we call this? Yeah, I know.

Yeah. But you're probably looking after that. Also, the likelihood of me getting this role is small, but it is a huge TV show. But listen to, don't listen to us. We'll shalt turn the business. be awesome if you got it. 100%. It'd be awesome.

Oh no, Crimea River. Nick got paid a ton of money. That's so much money. It's so much money. It's a lot more than I'm making. But that better last you two or three years. Maybe or you parlaying something else and you also,

you also doing your own thing on the side. Yeah. Yeah, my show is finally. But people think actors are rich, but when you take away all the commission and all the taxes, your middle class in Los Angeles. Los Angeles, 300 grand a year in Los Angeles, 350, I hate to say it as much money as that is. that's middle class in LA.

Is it? Because you're, fuck yeah. You're not buying a house. You're renting. Yeah. And then everything else is so expensive. It just does,

people will tell you right away, they're like, I count every dollar. It's crazy to say that out loud, but it's actually true. But also, if you're making $350,000 for acting, you should be thanking your fucking stars.

Fuck yeah. Go work construction. Shut the fuck up. Also, you couldn't pay me to live in Los Angeles ever again. No fucking way. Oh, I still miss it. Yeah, me too.

Do you? A certain part. It depends on where you are. Well, certain parts. That's me with New York. Certain parts. There's certain aspects I miss of it.

I don't miss the overall. Yeah. I just miss New York because the stage time is just unfil. I was telling you the other day. When I went back to New York and I was doing three shows a night, every night that I was there, I was like, fuck. But you didn't think coming here was going to be compared to New York.

Well, they told you. Well, you got to be a dumb, dumb. The idea. You're fucking dumb dumb, man. I'm also a dumb dumb, dumb. No, no. You thought New York? No, to be fair, there are a lot of clubs.

I mean, there are a lot of sports. spots. Yeah. It should have nobody goes to. There's a lot of spots where you're performing for seven people. There you go. Yeah. But it will never be New York.

It will never be LA. I just thought, you know, it's a growing city and, you know. We all did. But now it's just like, mothership is good whenever you do mothership. Those are good spots. And then after that, you're like, I guess I'm performing for seven people on a Saturday. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That's right. That's right. I will say, wouldn't have met my girl. Wouldn't have fucking had all this things if I didn't come here. But I do miss. that stage time it's the best. There's a reason why everyone gets good so fast.

You're a comic. No leg days is good, man. My kids would tell that idea of them doing stand-up is great. Yeah. People are loving that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to, it was funny because at first I was like, I wonder how people are going to feel about seeing, like, doing that.

But then once people saw his video did good, now we're getting other people saying they want to do that part. Because it was just people just want to do the workout. Other fitness people, yeah. You know, I want to get to do that. I think O'Hern doing stand-up would be crazy. He'd be good because he's the entertainer. He's the most.

He's so captivating. He's funny, man. He's a man of a certain age, 57, 50s. You cannot look better. No, no. Just a dime. Jesus. You know who looks a little weird? Have you guys been watching any of the World Cup?

I've been watching all of it. I love it. Yeah, I love it. Argentina is my, well, U.S. and Argentina, but yeah. God, messy. Argentine because it's all Italian-Americans. Everybody there is Italian-American. Really?

Messy's Roman blood? Yeah. Messies. Messy's so good. They always say that, like, so. My point was his Ronaldo looks weird. Renato? He's looked weird for a little while.

Like, his face looks so. He's fucked with his face a little much. Has he? Oh, yeah. He's had. He's had before and after. He's been. What do you think that's facelifts or something?

I think it's probably Botox and filler. Is that true, though? He's had, he's had, oh, yeah. Because he does look a little bit stretched. He's had his teeth done. Definitely had his teeth done. He's still awesome, but. He's playing kind of wash, though.

He's playing like he's 38. Yeah. 40. He's 40. Is he? Yeah. He's still bottled up. You know his son's insane.

No, I did not know that. Oh, dude. The video is, because his son would wake up. He has, I don't know how many kids he has to be. He has one who'd wake up when he wakes up and does workouts with him. And that kid is a monster. Oh, man. Really?

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No, what's wrong with him? So Namar would have been as good as messy and Ronaldo, but he had, he's the guy who got his kicked in the back at one of the World Cups and had his vertebrae fucked up, so his back has never been the same. Then he got his knee stomped out, but he's getting paid $100 million a year to play soccer. Oh, wow. So, but he was able to come back for a game and they showed a close up of what his knee looks like right now, and it looks like oatmeal.

Like you look at Namar's knee? Neymar, oh, fuck. And he's one of the greatest ever. Yeah, he is. By the way, coming back as a great soccer star is not a terrible way to live. Oh, wow. Damn, that's terrible. It looks like a baby's trapped in there.

It's not surprising, though, because they just do so much. He was one of my favorite players forever. He's so good. U.S. plays Wednesday, yeah. I think, you know, it's crazy. I think that we have a shot to make it to the semis. That sounds insane to say, but you look at who we got. We got Bosnia up first.

right and then if we win i think we got the winner of belgium which i think we have a shot at i i root against the u.s a little bit why the fuck you the fuck's the matter with you because i i feel like the u.s. they're not a real soccer nation and we don't really take it as seriously as other nations and i feel like we're a little bit dilettante and i know i'm being unfair and i know that i'm going to get a lot of shit for being an anti-patriot i'm a patriot but i tend to kind of go I'm like this with the U.S. I'm like, I'm like,

we're not really a soccer nation. That makes it even better. Is that a gay take? So I just, just cuck, take, man. Dude, that's even, that's,

Hey, you know what? Do you find that offensive? No, expected. I literally went, that makes sense. Mine's rooting against the U.S., that makes sense.

You fucking, um, no, guys, guys, I'm not a mom-dney supporter. If this was a red scare, you'd be gone.

What's that? I would be, I would be. I just always, I always, I always, I'm like, Yeah, you know. Who are you rooting for?

I mean, I, I'm rooting for Ronaldo. I'm rooting for Argentina, for Portugal. France is crushing. France is the best team in the world. Well, they would have the favorite. You fucking dick. So gay. You know Mbapé.

You probably root for fucking Cyril gone too, don't you? Oh, dude, you know our, our, he does. Hey, Bubba, you know, you know our video of talking about Mbapapé, Niedemeyer? Oh, we're trying to have the names. Yeah. My, my brother-in-law and my nephews who are soccer freaks. My brother, I'll play pro. They are, they, they laugh so hard.

It's like, it made, it got huge views because it was just went all the time. You called Namar, Needlemyer. Oh, we fucked up all those. He goes, Baboppe, Neumire goes, all of them play on the same team for the Premier League. None of them do. None of them play for the Premier League. And I was like, oh, yeah, this is it. I don't, is this it?

It says, uh, get Heed or FIFA World Cup and then it says it viral video. It's so funny, dude. I thought this doesn't say baby. That was a, that was a. You were. thick. That was such an exciting game. And my dad got me at double-exe

new down the road, I would appreciate it. And so neat. I like it. I said, I'm lying. I said I had that shirt since last baby. Now, here's the thing. Big baby. Mgapae.

Mgapé is his name Mbpe. Nbapé? France. Mbap. Another freak. He won the golden boot. You know, Messey and Niedemeyer. Yeah.

They're all teammates. They're all teammates. They're all teammates. They're all teammates. They're all teammates. They're all teammates. Now, he's 498. Phil.

Yes. He's such a freak. I don't know. I saw one game. I see one game and I'm like, he's such a man. I've never heard of them before. I didn't know that. And Nidemeyer, I think.

They got the Brazilian. So the three stars. They're Brazilian. Look, they're all, they're all Brazilian. They're all Brazilian named. You don't buy. Nobody worse. Nobody worse.

My family. Nobody worse. Nobody was in names that African. In South Paulo. All right. Need a mile. Need a mind. Yes.

Need a mile. I didn't realize. Well, listen. I mean, they all play on that team, so they're all the same team. Two fucking guys who know nothing. The confidence on you guys is making me angry.

It's made the world angry. I don't think there's too much confidence. I don't think there's too much confidence. Oh. Oh my God. Isn't Mbapapé, though? He liked the way the dick tastes. Yeah.

What? In fact, his girls, his girls' trans. Get the fuck out of here. Really? What? Whoa.

rumored to be in malicious with transgender model oh shit oh dude you're not even spreading no these are facts yeah his girls i said that was fake news no no oh let's see what she looks like well i mean that's a man baby that's a man i mean i would transgender looks pretty girly to me looks like kim kynchuk she does skinny version i'm sorry it's everyone high on cracked Kim Kardashian. Yeah, if she had a mustache. Are you out of your fucking mind? The draw line on this quag my name?

I'm not saying I would. No, hold on. I'm not saying. No, hold on. Hold the fuck on. You going against America in the World Cup. You say she looks like Kim Kardashian. Fuck both of you.

That's a fucking man if I've ever seen one. Get the fuck out of you. And you get the fuck out for going to get USA. Both are bad shit crazy. Am I the only normal one here these days? Why? Because that girl has no hips. And go, that's a man.

1,000% I do. How? Got no hip. Joel, the Adams apple. Well, there you. Are you fucking me? Are you shitting me? That's a guy right there.

Look at the ass. Yeah. Yeah. In what world is that a woman? And there's nothing wrong with it if that's your cup of tea. But you ain't fooling over B-Man over here. You're not fooling B-Man. If I was on the streets of Thailand, I'm like, oh, no.

Let me see the bikini shot. Go down to her. She shows them as a man. Let me see the bikini shot. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's. I know they are. Well, what happens, I'd go, oh, there.

In no facet, would you think that's a boy on site? Are they together? Facts. All right. Now, hold on. Now, hold on. No way. Now, hold on.

Now, hold on. Hold on. Oh, he is holding. B, there's been none. That's a girlfriend. Oh, it is the girlfriend. Yeah. Oh, that's, oh, well, hold on.

Oh, hold on. Okay, well, now. I mean. Still room for France? Frizzar room for France? going to edit that chin that's very interesting to me you still really good at soccer

I will say certain pictures a little more masculine but the ones you showed you're not seeing that and being like oh that's a guy you just like oh that's not my type woman not a chance who's that that's his other rumored romance she's a real girl that yeah

yeah that's very interesting to me that he's actually romantic technically linked to... Maybe he's by? No, you're gay. Yeah, I mean... There's no wiggle room. That's fair.

I mean, I would agree with that. Which is... Are you under the camp where... There you go. There you go, Nick. Yeah. That one's kind of crazy. But it also kind of looks like the...

Like what, bro? That is so interesting. That ain't fooling anybody on this side of the track. And if you're... Yeah, he just likes it that way. This bus keeps going. I'm not stopping there, but he likes it that way. Which is fine.

How tall? six seven yeah let's see size 14 j it's the hands it's the hands it's the temperature of the skin there's a lot of guy stuff there oh five 10 10 yeah that's yeah that's way's 32 what's what's 41 waist 34 41 shoe is that a 51 shoe 15

no waist is 25 what's a 41 shoe I need to know what that is like a nine is it let's see to be sure again I don't have any issue with it I'm just bringing it to your attention because you want to root against the U.S. 9.5 women's 10. It's a big woman's foot. A 10 is a big, big girl? Yeah.

Long toes, long toes. Long feet. All good. If that's a cup of tea, good for you, buddy. It's my question. He's happy. I would imagine there's no, there's no dong. I thought, me might go talk about this morning.

Is there a wiener? I don't think so. You showed the, you showed the. Nick's rooting hard for this. Listen, I'm not saying I would. I'm just saying that it is believable. I don't think, I don't think there's a penis. tuck would be crazy in that in that shot but they they they can do it used to have the penis i mean

that's interesting oh no no more winner yeah somebody that famous that big is is is openly with he's not openly are you in the camp not no question for you pictures but he you know they're constantly hanging out question for you are you in the camp that got girls could be by guys can't no once you're by you're gay as a guy oh yeah uh like girls are much around in college? The answer is... No, listen. Yeah, go ahead.

That's hot. And it's all good. Now, watch this. If I'm by, which means sometimes I suck college, that means I'm gay as shit. Yeah, and you're just fighting it. And I'm fighting it. Sometimes I put up with girls because mom wants me to get married.

There you go. But overall, I'm about, yeah, I'm gay. But if a girl was like, oh, I had this crazy night in college, me and the girls start making. out and then she licked my ass so I'm like that's hot but what if a girl says she's by then I go like this I go okay you're confused yeah have my kids you're confused go ahead do your thing dude speaking of confused I keep on seeing this Instagram real show up in my feed and I don't know if he's come up in yours where it's a it's this guy and he goes just a Christian fighting fighting

the urge to be gay on a daily basis help join me in this fight and I'm like there's that I so I had an opportunity to have a couple of tickets? I had an opportunity to have a couple of pastors who used to be gay and Jesus helped them not be gay and they wanted me to have them on the podcast. I was like, I'm not, I can't, I don't know how I can't help you with that. Yeah, also don't know what to talk about. Why are you going to bring the church in it? Just be gay. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you could send it to me if you still have that. It might just be your algorithm. Yeah, well, I don't know. What I'm getting it?

Is he asking for money or something? No. He just like joined me in this fight. What's the fight? Because they want to bang you. Well, his fight is not sucking dick, dude. Just don't do it. Or do and have a grand old time. Be really good at it. I never forgot.

This woman I knew and she was so hot and she married a gay man. Why did you Google close to? Something popped up in my Instagram where there's like this, there's just friendship between two guys and one guy's leaning on them. They're holding hands. It's okay to be. It's okay to show love and fiction. Man, your guys' algorithms.

I don't have any of that stuff. Yeah, I remember I knew a girl who was so hot. She was, she just married a gay man. And I went to a party and they were all these dudes and they were kissing him on the lips. And they were gay shit with their shirts off with pierced nipples. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? And was she just like, yeah, it is what it is. She was just like pretending that it was.

Hold up. Just hold this, this, hold on, pause it. This, this. is wild from the jump. It says you're a Christian quote unquote wrestling with homosexual. I don't know how I'm getting these. Well, it's what you're getting. It showed up my feet. Just that quote. Any is a Texas, any of the Texas Sam had on. So he's by a Texas boy. Yeah. Right back. Great back. Athletic. He's he's he's, he's, he's, I don't know if he's athletic. I do not know if he's he's gay bait. He's gay bait. You dance gay bait. Well, he that's what every guy, a gay man like sees him and he's like, oh, he's, he's trying to be straight. You know,

It's like, let's watch it. He's probably going to throw a football. Oh. You put that baseball down right now, young man. By the way. Well, just this video's gay. You see the way he just. Wait.

Let's right. Oh, he's trying to fuck. Dude. By the way, you are not seeing you're on a ball. You see what he just did? I know. That was awkward.

You said he's athletic. No, I can tell. It says let's wrestle these hard decisions together. Bro, you mean wrestle my dick in your mud hole? That's what you love. Pauls up that last sentence. Take that goddamn Texanem hat off. Put the baseball bat down.

Go put a little rouge on and live your truth. I need some squats out of him too. You need some squats out of him because I need nothing out of them. That's a flat. That's just, I didn't realize. Normalizing Christian bros, supporting Christian bros. Let's wrestle these hard thoughts together. Bro.

He's the woods. In the woods. This is a troll. This is great. Let's wrestle these hard thoughts together in the woods. This might be a troll. It's great. Together in the woods.

He's clowning. Yeah, go to Chase his handle there? He might just be a funny dude. I think he is. I think he is. I think he is. Chase Brody. He's a wrestler.

Here's why most men won't date me. So it's him and trying not close? What's he doing? First of all, he's a college wrestler, so I'm all about him. I'm trying out a hat. Go to another one. I'll just this whole list of stuff here. He's just, he's trying to get guys.

He's not wrestling with Christianity. Trying not to let 27 loads. Yeah, he looks like he's joking around. trying to get that all oh he's trolling now this guy's awesome yeah yeah try not to let the 27 loads

they just collected in the Walmart usually whenever the video's shop I got it keep going to let's see what else man let me know which one you're going to click on this guy's all about fucking I'm 23 cause wrestling

dude loves to rim describe me in one word but he won't show his face go to the one where he's in the field right there as coach would punish me every time I miss a throw? I don't think this guy

I don't think this guy's even a wrestler. I think he's just a gay guy. He's literally just trolling. No, he's just playing around. Yeah. He's only about fucking too. He's funny. Started leaking, kept walking.

Yeah, that's not. That makes you feel sick. Yeah, also. Yeah. Weird. How to be a community whole. Yeah I'm confused

I don't know He could be a gay guy A gay guy that's trolling No he's a guy who gets fucked All the time A guy in Grindr want to meet an IKEA Yeah he He opens his shitter

A lot You think? I do think And I know No he's definitely messing around I think he's just playing around No I think he's gay shit And this is all

I think this is a gay guy He's a hundred percent gay leaked all over the chair from cruising all day and now I can't get up. Yeah, I like a nice troll myself, but these are super descriptive and gay. There's too much, yeah. Just pray the gateway to the way. It's all gay. How I cruiser recalls.

That's why he might be for real. He is trying to actually get over being gay. I don't think so. He enjoys it. Let's see him throw that football right there in the red shorts. Oh. Yeah. He's not a sports guy.

Oh. Yeah, this is, this is disgusting. It's disgusting. I feel sick. Yeah, but it's also how guys are. If there was a place where straight guys could go have sex with really hot girls in a bathroom, if you just unleash your line, some bathroom, it would be packed. If girls were like, can I just suck it?

Have you not seen the line to fuck Bonnie Blue? No. Like 2,000 men waiting? There you go. Husbands getting pulled off the lines. What? kids getting pulled off by the parents. Oh my God.

Yeah, there's a lot of weirdness. Wow. Yeah, that guy's either great... Did you show Bonnie Blue is doing it for her baby shower? She's pregnant. She's bringing a baby into the... Do you know what she's doing for the baby shower? It's demonic.

I can't even... I don't want to hear it. She's having sex? This is where... Where she brings in children, it's so disgusting. She's getting golden showered at her baby shower. No. She's what?

Golden shower? She's a disgusting human being. Yeah. And she has no, she has no soul. She has no soul and she's just disgusting. She's just trying to hide. She's bringing a child into the world. She's bringing a fucking child.

Well, she was arguing the fact that she's like, no, my kid's not going to get bullied, but I'm going to give him the best life you could have ever gotten. She's a complete piece of shit. If you homeschool them. No, she'll turn into, she'll turn her child into something for her. She's a horrible human being.

That's a, that's a sick sociopath. Whether or not you believe in good and evil or whatever, that's pure evil. She's a sick sociopath. And she was like, she went on, on TikTok talking about it. And she's like, yeah, you know, I want to make it special.

We shouldn't talk about her. I don't even want to talk about her. Actually, I think it's demonic. I really do. I think it's interesting to talk about. She's just, I don't know how it ends for her, though. Not well.

Well, there's no world where her kid comes into the world and just has it normal life. She doesn't care. She's not capable of, like, I don't think she's capable of feeling. You don't want that as a wrong. I think something's very wrong with her. She was engaged before all this, too. You see her face, there's a flat blankness to her.

She's a robot. The shark eyes. Yeah, she's a robot. She's a literalist. If you took her face off, you'd find wires. She's dead. She's only 26 years old, which is crazy. There's something very wrong with her.

She sucks the meanest winner this side of the Mississippi, though. Who cares? Yeah, that's not a cool talent. Made me sad when I heard that. Listen, you know when the whole team forgot to follow up with that guy? You know what I mean? Because it's like everybody's on their own phone thing. They're doing their own thing.

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when you go to quo.com slash fighter that's q uo.com slash fighter my friend used to date my friend was gay he was to date his boyfriend was this super macho very successful surgeon and his boyfriend wouldn't would he was forbidden he was his boyfriend forbade him

from going to certain places like certain gyms uh... places where he knew that guys would hook up in the bathrooms and stuff like that. So he was just not allowed to go there. He's like, you're not going there. I know what you're doing. There's no working out in the middle of the day.

Equinox, when I was a trainer there, it gets crazy. That was one thing's like on the floor that, you know, you have to help the people with the workouts and then when you go in the locker room, if you see guys having sex inside the sauna, you have to kick them out. Like my job was helping people lift weights and shoeing guys butt fucking in the showers. Dude, the best, the best is, I used to work out at a gym in Marin Del Rey. and there was a guy and he used to drive

the fucking the manager insane I see the manager he's like fucking motherfucker and I look at my trainer I go whatever he goes that guy is

there's a guy who comes in he shits in the shower he takes a shit in the shower we'll take a shit on top of the bowl and he goes like this before he leaves he looks at the guy and he goes have a nice day oh wow

and then walks out and the manager goes running and he can never catch him, but you can't put cameras in bathrooms. It's elite. So he can't. So every time,

so the guy's working out, he just follows him around, but then he gets called away to do something, and the guy just goes, shit, and then goes, and I just caught him, he's like,

have a nice day, and he just freaked the fuck out. That's a weird dude. Weird dude. He would just, shit. And everybody else, who laughs so hard.

He's a poop bandit. There are people that get off on that. There are people that break into people's houses and shit in their closet and then leave. And that's their thing. That's hysterical to me. They do that. Rather to do that, then fucking steal something. It's like my buddy, it's like my buddy in college. He goes, he didn't like the way the girl was treating the catering people. And he goes, guard the door. I go, what? He goes, guard the door. He goes into the closet. I go, how fuck am I going to guard? Shit in her ostrich skin boot. That's a nightmare. And then, then, yeah, it was a big nightmare because

the girl was like. I have a funny Equinox story. Once I'm working out, I did my training people, then I did my workout. After I'm done, take a shower, so I'm just with the towel on my waist, and then I take it down to get my clothes on. And I just hear something behind me,

and I look and it's this fat guy getting undressed and he goes, you're Brett, right? And I went, no. And then he just slowly put his stuff on, I'm going to get out of here. Oh, wow. You're Brett. Yeah.

I'm like, no. And he just awkwardly got the fuck out of there. It was that load. yeah thank god i said i turned around damn damn i don't shower at though like i worked out at equinox in all the time i do not shower get my shit i go home but they got all the good face wash in there i don't give a fuck it's not worth getting stared at getting jacked off too no way no way no sir no show today boys yeah dove davidov went into a steam room and uh he didn't try to get steam and the guy's just looking on like that and dub goes hey you got to stop staring at

me, man. Stop staring at me. Stop looking at me, you know. Double punch you in the face. He was like, fuck off. That's the best. Well, yeah, why's that all that gay shit at the gyms, man? Because it's a bunch of bros. Because they can be. That's where John Chivalta got caught, right? Yeah.

No, he got caught a massage parlor. Didn't he used to cruise gyms then? Yeah. My friend was on the receiving end of that. Wait, what? Receiving end of John Javolta? I just like, like, was in the shower and... Oh.

You got that pulp fiction. He's gay. You just put a guy, you know? California makes sense. Former pilot. At sea. Oh,

I love John Travolta. Who gives a fuck? I can do no wrong with my book. He also looks so much younger now. Also, I don't care if a gay man is sexually harassing another gay man. Fight him. Hey, hey. Gay dude.

fight the other dude. Sexual arresting is crazy. Fight them. Sure. If it's two dudes, fight them. Now if it's a big dude with a girl,

different story. She can't do much. That's frowned upon. Two big dudes and one just keeps saying, but is it ever just two big guys? It's usually like a big one and a little one, right? I don't know either way, fight them. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

You know, like, I'm sure my guess is Travolta is definitely probably very gay. From what I've heard, yeah. I mean, you know. But all good, baby, so Hugh Jackman. I don't care. I like Wolverine. I don't think Joe Hugh Jackman is, actually.

Oh, bud. I'm spending time. I'm sure you have. You can sing and dance like that. Yeah, he's a classically trained opera singer. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's amazing. He started off in comedy.

But he's a guy who just was in the theater world a lot, so it's impossible not to be around gay shit dudes, but. I don't care why anyone cares. Who cares if he's gay? I don't either. It's a little tough. I grew up with Wolverine as a kid, but whatever. There's also something to, you ever notice when it's people who there's a lot of rumors about the Miga and then you look and they got like a masculine looking wife?

Like the one that you guys have told me about that's a very big secret in Hollywood, you ever seen what that person's ex-wife looks like? Looks like me with a wig on. Yeah. Yeah, he's married to. He left her. He was married to her for many years and left her for. That's what we call in the biz a beard. Well, she's a good point.

And they got a divorce. Yeah, they were together for a long time, but you're, you're, yeah, I think you might be right. It's all good. Live your truth, dude. That'd be a tough way to live. Well, it's tough. What's tough? If it is a secret.

Shredded off Wolverine and then, you know. You don't get to capitalize. I think they, I think they had a real marriage. Did you not do the workouts with it? No, I think they had a real marriage. They had a real marriage. Yeah, put some trend in her, too. And I just think she's older.

She's a lot older. How old is she? Old enough, you know? Yeah. And then what happens is he hooked up with this other woman. And she's 70? It's tough. How old was he?

My age. Oh, gosh. Tough one. Tough one. Because he's got, yeah, he's 57, younger than me. That's a good 57, though. He's a stud. Yeah.

He's a stud. And a great guy from what I hear and just an amazing guy. I wonder if that's why he's not doing Wolverine anymore. that age, you can't be taking that much trend. Can't be running that hard. You can't be taking that kind of gear anymore. Who is Wolverine now? We don't know yet.

And one of the ones that they have as a possible in the chamber, I hope it's a rumor, is pissing me off. It's fucking the kid who put Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter. A small kid? In all fairness, Wolverine is supposed to be five foot three. Yeah. But Jack City. Yeah.

And he's gotten, he's gotten bigger, but he's still, when you see him, you see Harry Potter. Yeah. That's gonna be a tough sell. Let's see Daniel Racliffe this. He was great in Sin City. Really good. God, it was a good movie.

He got... This movie he got Jacked, right? Fuck you. That's still about like a 160. That's good. I buy that, though, if he's that muscular there. That ain't my Wolverine. That ain't my Wolverine.

Might be. He's pretty shredded there. That's not my Wolverine. Tom Hardy played Bain. Bain's supposed to be massive. Tom Hardy got big-ish for it, but he's supposed to be much taller. The camera angle, they had to point up all the time.

Yeah, Tom already had that D-Bole body where he was like, you could tell he's just all fucking estrogen and fucking pimpled. Yeah, mass. It wasn't a good look. No. He has a rap album that came out too. Yeah. No way. He's a good rapper. He sounds like

that Bam-Bam guy. He's just jamming. He sounds like what? You know Bam Bam Bam Baklova? Action Bronson. Yeah. Like that kind of style. Let me hear a little bit. It's pretty good. He's so talented.

But it's a secret that he's this guy. Like he acts like he's not actually this rapper. You've heard that too, right? Where it's like he's saying like, oh, that's not really me, but it's obviously Tom Hardy. Oh, really? That's him there. Yeah, that's nothing is him. He's awesome, Tom Hardy.

That is him. He's super talented. He's awesome. Wow. Talented cat. He's one of the few British people, when I see them playing an American, I don't get annoyed at all. He and Jamie Fox are phenomenal. I wish you got you

actually Tom Tom Holland's another one that I don't care if he plays an American he's fucking he rules especially a Spider-Man he's all right to me he's great I've always thought he was yeah he's fine I like Timothy Shalamey I like him because he's a big time Knicks fan

He's funny too Shalom is great I haven't seen Dune yet but I'm really good Is it? Yeah I don't watch those That's this why I don't understand why you don't have

a gun. She has a dog, which I think that's probably the reason why the bear went after. Yeah, there's so many different people saying it's because he wanted to eat the dog or play with the dog or whatever. I don't think play with it. Probably not going to play with it. But the way the woman handled herself was pretty good. Really? Yeah. This gives me anxiety. Well, you know the bear doesn't speak English, right? That's a younger bear. Oh, wow. It's a younger bear. This bear's like, this bitch is fucking possessed. That's fucking scary, man. Where's your spray?

Where's your fucking spray? She has none of that, Brian. Spray, it sucks. So dumb. Let the dog off the leash so you can both run. She's trying to protect the dog. Go behind that truck and just go round and round. Shoot that fucking thing, man.

He's just circling her right now. She is the luckiest fucking person. Yeah. It's an immature bear. Yeah, if that's a big male, she'd be cooked. Is it the mama bears other the most? Yeah. Vicious.

It's an adolescent bear, I think. It's not a big... Yeah, he looks a little thin. If I'm hiking in grizzly territory, I got some shit on me. You did. Yeah. And then you stepped in a beehive

that's right. We're wearing toeholds. Fuck. Stung a shit out of my feet. Oh, today, my son's... My son, my four-year-old's brand new,

true classic sweatpants. My wife picks them up to put them on them. And there's a scorpion in them. No. a scorpion in the house okay and that's dangerous for kids when it's hot that all those insects coming like we have ants they come inside we have ants we have ants scorpions ants scorpions in my house that pisses me off ew first off it was dangerous for little kids that's probably a change for an adult

no no no you my buddy stepped on my buddy Shane stepped on our scorpion and he thought somebody put a cigarette on his fucking toe said it was really painful it's not poisonous They are. They are. The venom can fuck up a kid. The kids, yeah, kids, yes. Like black widows, even a roustink bite for an adultian shit. Really?

No, it can be, you can lose the feeling in there. You can die there. Two people died in Orange County from rattlesnake bites. Not really. Go to, go to death from rous snakes for adults. No, two people. If you look it up, though, especially if it's a healthy adult. In Texas or just adults.

Orange County died. Death ral snake bikes to adults. It fucks up kids, dogs. Look up Orange County. Okay, let's do this first. five fatalities reported nationwide each year out of 8,000 bites five out of 8,000 hmm you guys see that uh the giraffe that was that got loose in Texas uh huh 25 year old yeah because his heart because what was happening was he was biking so his heart

rate so it shot through his whole body which is you see um exceptionally rare historical learn about five deaths of occur annual across the United States. What's the most deadly thing that's in Austin? What's that? There's a dead killer snake than the coral snake. The coral snake. The coral snake might fuck you. Yeah, you'll die.

If it says mosquito, God damn it, I hate that. But then here you go down here. Yeah, oh, cotton mouths are no joke. The fuck's the kissing bug. A cotton mouth will kill you. No, they're less toxic than a rattlesnake. I've heard of that for. Cotton mouths.

Cotton moths are just as toxic. No, they're not. Jeez. Yeah, rattlesnakes are very diamond-back. And you get a lot of those deer near your house, right, bro? Coral snakes and cotton mouths are not more poisonous? No. Really?

Hmm. Yeah, there seems to be this myth where if you get bitten by a ral snake isn't talking about. I always thought that. Me too. You're not, though. I have to look it up because we've had two rattlesnakes in our backyard. This is a lot of things in movies that I thought were a lot more legit. Like, I thought there'd be quicksand in a lot more places.

Yeah, me too. Remember all the quicksand in movies? I was worried about it as a kid. You realize it ain't shit. I lived in the Bronx, and I was like, I hope I don't run into quicksand at sometime. Yeah, but you, like,

as a grown man, if you get bit by a black widow, you're fine. It's gonna suck. Is quicksend even, it's real, right? It's real, but I don't know where it's at. It feels like an answer Brian would know. We're just looking at the dangers of cotton mouth

or snake bites, venom. You don't want to get bit, but I got bit in the ass, and they were, they couldn't get to help. They're in Florida because their propeller got caught in the weeds.

And he went through all the hallucinations and everything else and then finally survived. But all the hospitals around here have all the antibetums. Yeah? Yeah. They have to. Have you been to a hospital here? No. I went for one time because Nick had one of those diabetic things and we went.

It's so much nicer than the hospitals anywhere I've ever been. There's no homeless people pissing all over the place. Yeah. Yeah. I told you about the time I went to the psychiatric department in the Bronx, right? I was the only person not handcuffed to a chair. And like, because I had a,

it was my first time I'm in a panic attack. So they're like, we can give you a Xanax, but you'll have to stay over here overnight. I'm seeing, almost as well bashing their heads against the walls. I'm like,

I'll take my chances. No, thank you. Next to her, did you guys see this guy get tased to the face in Carlsbad, which is like, I guess, close to San Diego area? No.

There's not details on why. Why did he get tased? He was just arguing with the bounce from an outside, like back patty area. So it says San Diego Bouncer was arrested after firing a taser at point-blank range of the man's face. The face is crazy. There's music. I get to keep it.

Hold on. Do you almost get him in the fucking eye? Look at this. Oh. That's insane. Oh my God. So that's him and had a security guard afterwards. But you could totally tell that guy is like trying to be, like, the way he's even dressed up with sunglasses and a beanie and gloves.

That's great. Just like fucking O'IG. Why would he shoot be in the fucking face? Because he doesn't know how to do the job. And what happened? And what happened? Do we know what happened? No. He'll get sued and he'll get fucking, he's in big trouble. Dude, that was fucked up. The guy says he's going to sue and make money like Manny Machado.

He's having a terrible year. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, it was very bad. Yeah. That's a funny headline right there, the Sean Strickland. Did you see the shirt? Health Kyle.

It's going to be bad for you. Bray, you saw that? The shirt that Strickland wore? to the sparring? Does it party? No. Yeah. Dustin, yeah.

I love Dustin. I wonder if they show the shirt here. Yeah, there is. Do you know what it's from? Do you see what happened with Dustin Porry? Oh, yeah. I saw what happened. Yeah, I know.

That's one of the catchphrases. Even John Jones was like someone asked him, does he get a pants? Is that what Dustin said when he was at the airport? Yeah, he squared up. Pulled his shorts up, pull pants up. Yeah. He's going to be all right. Dustin, Dustin's just.

That's hilarious. That's a shit. that's funny though. Then they cheers it. Yeah, but he's kind of supporting him. Everyone's support. Everyone.

I don't know anybody going against. No. Everybody loves. It's a struggle for athletes when he gets done. It's a struggle. And he's better off than most. He'll be okay.

Yes, he will. That's something we talked about on the show. It's like, and I talked about it with you where it's like, I guess similar to like Marines and stuff like that when they're out, it's like now what do I do?

But it's everyone, though. Kids who graduate college, kids that stop playing high school baseball, college baseball, college football, college wrestling. Also, though, when you fight for that long, when you've been fighting since you were 17, and you know, your life is so reg-you-you-have, you have a direction.

Yeah. And every day there's a specific mission. You have a purpose. And what becomes difficult is just, this is the next chapter for Dustin. And I, you know, I spoke to him a little bit, and I said, what got you to the dance is your spirit. Dustin Poirier will, is just a special guy in general.

And the engine behind all that is what got you to be this person that we all love. And it's just, you're just going to be in the desert for a little while because there's a transition. Yeah, he foreshadowed it on, on Theo's podcast months back. He what? He foreshadowed it. Yeah. He's going to be all right. Did he's going to, yeah.

Yeah, he's like, what the fuck do I do? Like, what do I do? You know, I've talked to him. Everyone goes through it. Yeah. That's the thing. This isn't unique to Dustin. No.

No. Everyone goes through it. About I say what? You should figure out? Like, I've known Dustin actually now. I was thinking about it almost 12 years. and he's always had a great sense of humor that's what people don't realize about him

he's fucking hilarious so and that's why I used him in the commercial he was so great in that but again I like every time I would go to Florida he would come with like Tiago Alvin and stuff to my shows and we'd always hang out afterwards funny fucking dude

yeah he was in the green room at a time and he came up he's like dude I'm a fan of years and I was like that meant the fucking world yeah it's great but he's he's always been that guy who's got a great sense of humor he's really smart and he's going to be fine. This is just a tough time.

He's a tough time. He's a genuine guy too. Genuine guy. I said to him, I said, we're talking that day. He was nice enough to move around with me, right? And just like, I was like, don't beat me up and he was beating you up while talking to me. Yeah. But the thing about it, Dustin Porey, right, he's struggling, whatever.

But he's better off than 99% of the UFC roster or former athletes. Yes. He has his gig with Paramount, his gig with UFC, he has his hot sauce. You know, he has money in the bank. It doesn't mean anything, though, when it's like, you found your purpose and then it's on. It's that juice. It's that juice. You know, you love the fight. You love the game.

He just has to come to reality. Like, nothing you do is going to replace that juice. The rush fucking. Christiana Ronaldo was talking about it. It's like, you know, and Zlatan was saying, well, you get to a point at 40 where your body doesn't follow your mind. And you just have to recognize that the game is over. But at least they're playing soccer. It's a hard support.

fighting buddy but and then everyone's quick to be like i don't get it just retire walk away like justin i'm the first one to say retire walk away get the fuck out justin he he's like no justin jacch because he's still fighting same thing walk away it'd be great he's definitely he's gonna keep keep going too not this year but his interviews he's this justin gaitch i wish he i wish what a great swan song it would be to leave now yeah but again it's easy for us to say yeah he's finally getting paid real championship money millions of dollars so it's like walk away he's like fuck you or even Michael Chandler. Oh, you look terrible.

Walk away. What if he's like, well, they're going to pay me whatever it is for one more fight. That pays off my house, motherfucker. Couldn't look better. I mean, physically. Physically. Not, not. No, who cares about that?

No, I'm saying, I'm saying at 40. Like, he's still got fight left. He's like, I'm. No, he doesn't have fight left. They're going to give him a million dollars. That's what I'm saying. And it pays off his house. He's like, fuck you.

How else are you going to make that kind of money? You can't. That's what people don't realize. It's like there's nothing they can do to make that lump sum of money on one night. And that might pay off their mortgage. I might pay off any debt they had, whatever it is. Is there a fight for him right now? Chandler?

Not right now. No. But I will say, lucky's a stretch of the word. But you were lucky at least where you had fighter and the kid. You had Joe. You had something to fall into. Like some of these people don't have any, like they didn't have a fighter in the kid. They didn't have an athlete who fought.

Like there's a little bit of difference, right? Like he always had his side set on other shit. Yeah, I'm not saying these people don't have business guys. To your point, like, I'm not Dustin Porre where I was fighting at 17. It's all I know. I'm not Justin Gatju wrestled and then has fought for how many years now? I'm not John Jones. Like I've always, like I came into it late.

Yeah. It's different than what those guys are dealing with. Yeah, you were like 24 when you came into it. Yeah. The whole. Yeah, different. It's kind of late start. You always super late.

Very late. But my, yeah, my identity is not tied up with being a fighter. Sure. Those guys, they, they've been doing. It still is too, but because MMA show is your show. Yeah. That's more of an analyst, though, right? He was always, you were, you were training hard, but you always kind of wanted to,

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Really? Yeah. All right. So this huge statue is made for messy. This is so funny. Oh, it's so bad. And it's like these people are saying, whoever did this is so dumb. I haven't seen it.

Is it bad? I mean, it looks like he's spinning on it. But I mean, everything else they said is looks great from the back looks crazy. This artist sucks. The trophy that makes. They should throw that away and start again. So that's the trophy. Well, he's, I mean.

The only thing, why is his head? Is it the angle? It's the angle, yeah. Dude, it looks like he's doing reverse cowgirl. This is crazy. Who did this, Dan? It's an old artist. And what is that thing?

Why is it? It's a trophy. The trophy kind of looks like that. Why is he worshipping at a dick? Well, that's the World Cup trophy. It doesn't look that way. And he's cheeked up out of the bag. Whoever that artist is, fuck off.

You suck. He's spinning on it. That's really disappointing. It also looks like Ronaldo from here. Get rid of it. Yeah, the fact. face is not even accurate. No.

I think we looked at a different angle. There's nothing even that looks like him at all. Oh, there you go. Comparisoning in, oh yeah, Chris, no one's worse than Ronaldo's statue. That bronze face was so bad.

The D-Wade one was pretty crazy. D-Wade's bad. The Rinaldo ones, so atrocious. That's what we were just looking at. Messy. No, no, I'm trying to say the face.

There's a comparison. Go far right, too. Look at this real quick. does look better, right? Yeah. It's not terrible. Why do they give him a flat top, though?

I don't know. It's also big, too. I get it. But go that far right one, Jun, that's the worst one. I would be so, I'm like, oh, bro. Why am my eye so close?

God, that guy, whoever did that. It's not the same guy, I hope not. That guy sucks. It sucks. It's not. God. God, that's terrible. Dude, I thought it was bad.

In high school, I won a wrestling tournament, and they put, I got my nose. broken in the tournament so I had to wear a tampon out my nose and my dick was sideways and they took a picture like for the newspaper and they hung it up and put it up behind glass so when everybody walked in the school they could see it I went to the guy and got so I'm like what are you trying to make me kill myself this is fucking crazy something else up there I couldn't imagine a statue that made me like do you mind letting me take the shit out of my nose 85 foot that's way too big have they

gotten his reaction to it he's not going to give one those guys are so superstar status, it's weird. The thing is, they get paid so much that you're not going to really see him doing the bullshit on social media. You're not going to see him doing interviews. They have whatever, 600 million in the bank, like, I'm not doing anything. Messy's a billionaire.

Oh, yeah. Renato, damn there. They have, it's like there's a machine. They're legends. Yes. And they've been legend since they're kids. They're not like our athletes. No. No interviews, nothing. Get the fuck in it. Messy's more famous than anybody in the United States.

Oh, yeah. Oh, and Ronaldo. He's the most followed guy on Instagram. Mm-hmm. What's this? What is this? There's a legend of this Mexican Batman. He's catching thieves that's still a motorcycle specifically.

And he'll put the motorcycle next to them and ductate them to a poll and then call the authorities, yeah, to get him. Hold on a sec. To get Batman. But after 10 days of vigilante justice, the person police are looking for is him. Lagos de Moreno has been one of Mexico's most dangerous cities. for years, and locals are fed up with authorities not doing anything. So one mysterious man has been fighting crime himself and absolutely embarrassing the criminals. At night, he's been catching motorcycle thieves, tapes them to landposts, draws whiskers on

their face, writes rat on their forehead, and leaves a motorcycle next to them as evidence before vanishing. In the past 10 days, it's happened five times. But the police are treating the suspects as victims and are now actively hunting Batman. Locals call him... You know that I'm mind's up? Have you seen the bait bicycle? prank.

Yeah, yeah. Is that legal? They do bait cars too as well. It's kind of like, yeah. It's in the bait bicycle. What is that? There's a police term for it. There's so much of that shit in Mexico.

God damn it. It's like if you're not getting eaten by a crocodile, somebody's fucking putting a gun in your face. Oh, the crime in Mexico and Brazil. There's so many robberies in Brazil. I know. It's like, fuck. Well, the problem is these gangs too.

Like, Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let's see what else we got here. yeah he didn't look like he was in great shape oh so 50 cent wild this is jesse smollett yeah this is jesse small this is jell this is jell mollette yeah he's not in jail no oh shit oh i thought this was bad bunny let me play it look what 50 says right so see i told you power was the shit but no one know you want to watch empire now look at this it's all your fault l l l l l oh

Is that real? Yes. Is this where New York City tax dollars are going to? Do you see that in the left corner? What the fuck? He'll make his money. It's like your gay pride thing. It's a Harlem festival for something.

But yeah. God, he fucked his career. Faking that shit. Oh, God. And he was such a badass, do you, right? Fought back or whatever. Was he? I never saw the show.

No, no. No. No. When you're him, though, there's a segment of a community that'll stay away. They'll always stay by him. Yeah. I know someone. There's no people who weather that storm. You'll weather that storm because it's like, well, I don't think he'll weather that storm.

No, I mean, he'll probably be able to make a living at least. Yeah, he's not shut out completely from society. But then again, what's you going to do? No, he's getting paid in New York tax dollars to fucking dance in Harlem. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Nobody's going to have him on their show, right?

No. No, he can't. You can't have you around. I'll let this guy explain what's going on here. This is a female soccer game. As a US player crossed the ball into the center, the New Zealand defender tried desperately to intercept it. But in doing so, she kicked it straight into her own goal. Michaela Moore had just accidentally scored an own goal in the first five minutes of the game.

It was humiliating, but she still had the entire game to redeem herself. And the US certainly weren't expecting what she would do only a minute later. put the ball into the center and I she did it again. But it didn't matter because now she really had something to prove. After all, the game was only six minutes in. The kid on her shoulder, she played harder than she ever had before. And just before the end of the first half, the ball came in. No, no, no, no, no, no.

No. No. But hang on. How do you not sub this person? The film had just scored what's done in football as a hat-trick. A goal with the right foot, the head, and the left foot. She was clearly toying with the U.S. team, giving them a lead in the first half, just so she can tear them down in the same.

Oh, no, she got taken off the field. Get you. Get off the field. That's the worst thing ever. God. Is that it, Chester? God, that's such a sad. You got time for a couple more? Yeah.

I'm sure you guys have seen this by now the double headbutt and Samba tournament Oh Ow Oh Are you allowed to headbut? Yeah that's part of Samba I guess It is? Are you sure?

Because that sucks They constantly do it Ugh So don't get to your feet Nah man I don't like that at all It's just like WW It's just like whoever gets to their feet Will win it

That shit's brain damage That's so dumb That's what I thought too but Hold on. That's the perfect thing to be written on someone's back. It's kind of a reason you don't have. Headbutting. Headbutting is

though. Harsh. So I looked it up. That's really bad. It said they both lost, I believe. Jesus. Yeah, both officially declared losers.

By the tournament official. Because they both couldn't continue. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was like W.D. Someone was just stood out. They win. Oh, this one's just, you know,

Nancy Guthrie is popping back up in the news again. I don't know. Something's shady with Harvey and this whole thing. Yeah. This right here says Harvey was actually prepared to pay the ransom, but then the FBI stopped talking about it. Hmm.

This guy hit the nail on head. You know that the no communications that TMZ provided was verifiable or actually useful, except of course, for the publicity that they generate for themselves. An organization completely committed to manipulating viewers and perception are suddenly Arbiters. Arbiters of truth for the sake of justice. Does that seem to be a little too much horseshit?

Yeah, it does. The whole thing was bullshit. Yeah, man. They think they found her body in Mexico. Really? Yeah, they found her remains of Mexico. That sucks. Let's go. Oh, this was, I thought was pretty cool. That's Brendan Fraser. I don't know if this is AI, but he's, he's, uh...

Looks great. He's going to return as a mummy, and then he's getting his body back in shape. I don't know if that's real body-wise, but he's awesome. He's awesome. Great guy, too. Really good person. Let's go. There's two more I wanted to show you.

Oh, that was wild. You saw it? Watch that guy, Georgia? So this is Georgeo? He's a tough guy, and then he gets this, this. Homzot's training partner? Yeah. He's like a young, young dude.

Yeah, he's a rough fuck, man. And destroys him. God, look at him. Oh, yeah, watch this. Let me pick you up. I mean, it's a whole different level, man. Levels to the game. I think that was

He does that Move Georgia's super explosive But he's not Fucking hearing a peep out of you brother Look at that I pick you up Get whatever you want

God he must be strong Wait he's born in 2005 Yeah so super young Yeah he's just a fucking How old would that make him 21? There's other shit where There's other stuff

He was born in 2005 I imagine he's seven years old He has 21 There's other shit he does Doesn't that make sense Like when you hear He was born and 05, like, oh, he must be eight, you know?

You would imagine that from the second. He mad. At first thought. He's fucking mad. You're doing anything for July? I'm going to Jersey, Thursday. What's in Jersey? My wife's family.

Jersey, sure. I'll be in your neck of the woods. What are you doing over here? I'm going to Colorado. Oh, that's right. And I'll be asking my girl's dad if I could propose to her. Oh, shit. Is there any doubt he's going to say yes?

Say yes or say no. No. No, he's definitely going to say yeah. But I'm still. nervous for it yeah I bet she obviously knows saying this on camera that's what I'm saying shabby they already talked about he doesn't watch fighter in the kid yeah yeah good is she okay yeah good it's fine good for you so we haven't heard from Tony from that's great that's great Lc Lee light boxing also this is another a couple that I'll just show you better invite us to the

wedding of course yeah well it depends where it's at where you she wants to do it in Malibu oh goodness gracious Brandon won't I'll be there yeah I think she used to come see like, you know, my other kids. Okay. Tony L.C. Lightbox. Hi, mom. I think that you're going to be a boy. And I'm dad.

And I think you're going to be a hero. I'm telling me, I think your husband's gay. This guy does the best advertising ever. With permanent braille sonage. A TV school, 6131 units were installed for classroom. Hallway. That was an name part. That's hilarious.

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Hmm Come on guys That's interesting not his best work no no but I mean you had to think about

that one just a little bit more look at fucking tank Abbott yeah yeah he's like oh no

it's a grandpa huh he completely changed yeah he did he had a he had a liver transplant oh yeah fucking wants to be famous

talking about McCarthy he wants to be famous for being a referee are you fucking what are you a jackoff what why the whole school

fucking fight he's speaking of you what I believe it or Did you talk about it already? Come out of retirement and fight Big John McCartney in Saudi Arabia

because they won't have two organ graphs they won't let me fight here but I would fight that guy I would stuff that guy so fast it wouldn't be funny he's going to do his little jiu-jitsu with his shaved legs maybe I don't make sure he doesn't have any

stubble so I'm getting cuts on my face. Fucking want you talking about the Michelle Pereira? Yeah I covered all of it I'm not trying to watch him in Big John fight No no no no no

I don't want to see that No Michelle Perra getting his hair pulled I like John McCarthy I'll tell you that much I'm a fan of Jeff big ball I like Tank Abbott too I just don't need to see them fight Tank Abbott still got this strange chip on his shoulder This gripe He's hated him forever huh

Well he was a rough He ran with a rough crew I guess He was borderline kind of criminal guy But yeah, that should do it for You're scary back in the day, man Are you're on the road You're with family this weekend

Yeah, Bob 4th of July weekend Lutherville and Maryland They're up at Magubi's joke house July 17 and 18 Coast of Mesa California July 26th Oh, that'd be fun Yeah, I'm excited about that

Miami Improvna Florida, Miami August 28, 2930 Louisville, Kentucky September 1819 Nice I got some stuff I got to update my site, but the only one I have on here is comic strip. But I have more coming up. I'm going to be adding them next week.

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