The Fighter & The Kid - Why isn't MMA in the Olympics? | TFATK Ep. 1016

Episode Date: August 8, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen discuss MMA not being in the Olympics, pitching in baseball vs swinging in tennis, Brendan selling supplements, Bryan's best memory from theater school and his crush on the Korean air pistol shooter Kim Yeji, Joe Rogan suing MSNBC for 30 million, and much more! Transcend - https://transcendcompany.com/brendanSchaub for 15% OFF Your Order True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER and unlock big savings when you bundle items sitewide #trueclassicpod #sponsored JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Sportsmans Cove Lodge - Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip!

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Brandon Schaub What's up power? Sporting the Hungry Eyes Ah Fucking tank The Hungry Eyes tank

Summer is Summer's here But it's almost over right? Well it's Summer went by fast It's still August so we're in the dog days of summer actually But what is the official last day of summer everything goes by fast now for me? I'm 50 everyone. I was 40 about six months ago. You know saying I mean I like also not be like wait

That movie was ten years ago. That was last week shit September 22nd. Okay, we got a long got some time got some time We're in the middle of it. Yeah, go to I was over. And my buddy, my buddy's in Texas. He had this whole thing. He wanted to create a community. Two years, I'm gonna have a community. What do you mean community? Like he bought a big plot of land with wells on it. There's game, there's fishing.

He's got his people. Where at in Texas? It's outside of Austin, like about an hour outside of Austin. Calls me up and he goes, I'm gonna come. It's tight. Because it's a little overrated. out of Austin, like about an hour outside of Austin, calls me up and he goes, I'm gonna come, because it's a little overrated, I'm gonna come back to Northern California.

I was like, oh, interesting, okay, all right. It's not as easy, that's all, it's not as easy. It's hard living sometimes when you're out there. It's hot. Hot as fuck. It's just expected, it's hot as fuck here, dude. It's hot as fuck here. It's different.

It's about global warming. Now it's very hot. So why the tank top bro? Why not bro? You decided to show it off. Daddy's in shape, eating right. It's the summer. When else you gonna wear a tank? I can't wear a tank in December. No, no. You can support. I'm not mad at you in a tank. Now, I wore a tank. My first wife, remember I decided to wear a tank top.

All I did was outside walking the dogs and My wife drove by in the car and screeched her brakes on she goes whoa What are you wearing? And I go I'm what I'm wearing tank, but it was a wife beater like you always rock it might have been I don't know cuz that's see to me wife like you get, if I put it on a wife beater, people are like, oh, he's racist, right? Like, I just look like the guy is going to curb you. But if you wear it, it looks like old guys can wear that. I'm like, yeah, that's it. Like I feel like I'm like.

But I was younger. This is when I wasn't that old. This is when I was only like, I was probably 43. And she was like, what are you doing? What? Oh, and apparently I didn't look great in a tank top. And I was like what are you doing what oh and apparently I didn't look great in a tank top and I was like what the fuck I feel like you can do it now maybe because it doesn't even then like but oh you can't you like I don't want to see you in a tank like this like a performance tank like a wife beater at a certain age like yeah it's cool it doesn't matter on spaghetti stain on it yeah you look like like you're from New York, you know? Like you're walking the dog.

It's like, oh man, I bet he did some hardcore time for snitching. Yeah, maybe my arms are just not where they need to be. Look at that when I was younger. Not a bad, that's a runner's body. I look like a miler, a one miler, right? A miler? Look like a one miler.

Say it, say it. A one miler. No, you look likeer? Look like a one-miler. Say it. Yeah, no, you look like the dive guy. You look like a diver. What? Look like a diver. That's where I'm fighting pain talking shit and you took your shirt off. Yeah, terrible chest. Terrible. And the arms never grow. It's a disaster, let's be honest. Let's be honest. It's just not good.

But you know what? I'm fine. Cute kid. I'm cute. I'm all right. I think you can get away with beaters though. Yeah. I don't know if you're allowed to call them beaters anymore. I still do. I don't subscribe. Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely very politically incorrect. But yeah, just because you wear it doesn't mean you're going to beat your wife. It's like that was the, that was the notion that like in the movies, the guy that beat the wife always had the wife beater on.

That's what it comes from, right? Or like that red neck that had the gut, wore that top, had the spaghetti-o stains on it. That's the term. The term wife beater reportedly begins to be synonymous for an undershirt after a 1947 criminal case where a Detroit man was arrested for beating his wife to death. Jesus Christ. And newspapers printed a photo of the wife be Peter, wearing a stained undershirt. Oh, and just stuck.

God. And that term just stuck. Let me see the picture of that scumbag. Yeah, see, that's where you're like, oh. Yeah, it's dark. I heard this woman, this woman I know, she was like, I said, I was talking about the, hold on. I put 1947 Detroit. I was talking about the hold on.

I put 19, 1947 Detroit. Forget it. Champagne so bad at Google. Fuck dude. Forget it. My eyes are so bad now. I need new glasses again. You do. It's whatever you guys keep talking.

I'll just, I'll do my thing. It's so bad at internet, right? You're the worst at internet. Actually, you'll do my thing. He's so bad at internet, right? You're the worst at internet, actually. You're actually the worst at internet. He's so bad, he's a job. Yeah. And then he'd go, like, he'd image, and then Pete Davidson's on there.

Yeah, nevermind. Which is so weird. I guess he wears them a lot. Yeah, I haven't bought, like, a pack of wife beaters from, like, Target or something, a hot set. I somehow wear them because they make me feel like I'm a little thicker. Yeah. Or they, no, they make me feel, they, they, they hug my body and then I tuck

them into my shirt so I feel like I don't need a belt in my jeans down. I have a weird body dysmorphia thing going on. I have very weird body dysmorphia. That was where, so, so Marlon Brando was really the one who made it. Yeah. He made it cool. Yeah. And streetcar. Brando also made like biker gang school too. He was like the guy.

Yeah, with that jacket, James Dean, the leather jacket with the hair. I remember there's an actor and there is an actor in, in, when I was in New York, this is 1991. So forgive me. And I was at the neighborhood playhouse school of theater in New York city this is 1991, so forgive me, and I was at the Neighborhood Playhouse School of Theater in New York City on 54th Street between 1st and 2nd Avenue. It was a, it was one of the great theater schools where so many famous actors came out

and you learned dance, you learned speech, you learned scene study, you learned all these things, even makeup. And there was a guy, there was a kid who showed up and he had his hair back and he would wear a jacket and he would smoke like this and he would go like this. He would just sit there and look and he would brood. And he'd be like, what's up, bro, how you doing? And I was like, you know me, I was like,

fucking this guy, just kind of like, I would get embarrassed when I looked at him. And he does a scene and acting class and the teacher in front of everybody goes, Hey, can I give you a note? The kid's like, yeah, what's up? And he goes, I want you to lose the image. And you know why there was no one's behind this

because it doesn't belong to you. It died with James Dean when he got his head cut off in that Porsche in 1957. It was so embarrassing. Did the kid show back up? He didn't. He left the school, sir. He never came back and somehow he didn't make it. What if you're like, and that kid was Heath Ledger. I know. Just crushed it, went on to crush it. God. Then I saw another guy get kicked out and then the teacher goes, who the fuck do you think you are? And the kid looked at him and goes, I'm about to go find out.

And he left. Oh, wow. And not bad. And he left, but it didn't work out. Not really. No, you know, these things when you're young, you know, you're full of shit. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, you know, you're lost trying to figure it out. Or you think, you know what, like, um, yesterday Tigers with his pitching coach and the coach, he was showing like all he had all like this whole breakdown with pitching, right? There's so much that goes into, he's like break it down step by step and he films higher than we watch and he breaks it down. And I was like, you created this all yourself. And he's like, no. And he pitched in the pros, you know, stud older dude now. And I'm like, you, you like all this is your own stuff. He's like, no, it's now. And I'm like, you did, you like, all this is your own stuff.

He's like, no, it's the, the Godfather pitching, uh, Tom house. And I'm like, Tom, you know, I'm not a baseball game. I'm like, Tom house, how do I know that name? It was like sticking, like, how do I know that name? And then they're doing their lesson. I'm thinking like Tom house, how the hell do I know Tom house? And then it hit me. I'm like, Oh my God, Tom house is like the pitching Godfather. He was the pitching coach for the Rangers when Nolan Ryan was Nolan Ryan. His prime, like he's the guy who mentored Nolan Ryan and so many other like Cy young awards. You know that from watching sports?

No, no, I knew it because Tim house, uh, Tom house started working with, uh, NFL quarterbacks. He was Tom Brady's like horse whisper. Yeah. But he was, but he was a, but he's a baseball legend, baseball, legendary with NFL quarterbacks. He was Tom Brady's like horse whisperer. Yeah. But he was a, but he's a baseball legend, baseball, legendary baseball coach.

Cause he figured out, you know, a lot of pitchers would throw that with their arm out and he learned like, this is your steering wheel. So like where this goes, the ball's going to go. So you notice Tom, when he earlier in his career was throwing like this, most quarterbacks, you look at Colin Kaepernick just fucking awful form. He's like this.

Yeah. You watch Tom Brady's like a MLB pitcher. He's like this because Most quarterbacks, you look at Colin Kaepernick, just fucking awful form. He's like this. You watch Tom Brady, he's like a MLB pitcher. He's like this, because of Tom House. Holy shit. So just quickly. So Tom Brady went to Tom House, right? So that start in, you know, Tom Brady's the goat. So then once word got out, then Tim Tebow started going to Tom uh, to Tom house at USC.

Cause he was a coach at USC helping out there. He'd run all of his camps there. So I went with Tim and my Tom house, like, Hey, you want to jump in this and learn? I was like, no, I'm not, I'm not into baseball, but I remember I was like, not get out of here, dude. I just didn't. So tennis, that's like, God, with tennis, if you see the great tennis players, their hand is out here.

Same thing. So when they hit, you'll see players, their hand is out here. Same thing. So when they hit, you'll see their hand every time is out here. So they come here and then their hand is here. That's their steering wheel. Same thing. Stabilizer. Boom. Different though.

So you're saying their hand's out here? So no, no, no. Their hand is actually out. So the way they're here. That's all. Yeah. It's so interesting. Some things are just...

Because that's where the ball's going to go. Yes. Your body's going to go that way. So on pitch Yeah, it's so interesting that some things are just cuz that's where the ball is gonna go Yes, your body's gonna go that way. So I'm pitching it's like it's cuz you when you throw you want this tour You're here. It's like this So when you're throwing it's like elbow down here and you're bringing your chest to the top house figure that out He's the godfather of it. I mean Nolan Ryan. Yeah. Yeah, so interesting So he was dying and I was like how that and finally it hit me. I'm like, like oh I was so young and dumb and arrogant. The one thing that I noticed. I really wish I took the time to speak to that gentleman. What when you when you watch. I didn't know I was amongst royalty. Yeah you're you're the bad guy isn't that a deal then aren't we aren't we all. I was like yeah I'm gonna go to Chipotle man I'll be back. We're all idiots like that. You know fucking idiots like that I used that I wish yeah, I know you're sitting there and you're like, ah

Well, why cuz he's wrote several books on pitching. Ah, I Be like you'd be like talking football with Vince Lombardi. Yeah, and I was like, I'm good, man. Yeah Hilarious. I've done that with great directors. I told the coach that Stringles. Oh You had a chance to sit down time. Yeah, I just like blew it up. I've done that with great directors. I told the coach that story. He goes, Oh, you had a chance to sit down and talk about it. Yeah. I just like blew it up. I went, all right, man. And then he just went back to coaching tiger. I'm like, Oh, he hates me though. So there's a fuck. I'm trying to remember the name. Gary Oldman was in a movie about the sex pistols and, uh, uh, the woman who played his,

like she's one of the great actors that you would never know, right? And Sid and Nancy, she played Nancy, okay? And can you just bring up her name? She's so, such an actress. If you're an actor like me, especially back, Chloe Webb. Is that her name? Chloe Webb, yes. So if you're an actor like me and from that era, okay You you don't you realize that she's she's the actor's actor. She's so fucking good She's still alive. I'll never be that good I'm sure but but she's also one of those people that never became a movie star because the way she looks and she's just But she was so good and she every every movie she's ever done was iconic like every movie She ever done was guys like me

couldn't touch that. We'd be like, how the fuck did you do that? She's one of those pure talents that also is probably dysfunctional in real life and probably isn't the most gorgeous, perfect. I bet you didn't get roles because of that hat. A thousand things, dude. But she's an amazing, phenomenal artist, right?

Oh, I know her from Twins. She's just a beautiful... She was Danny DeVito's girlfriend in Twins. Yes. That's what I know her from. But the shit she did with Sid and Nancy, that was... All of us were like, fuck, you would study that in acting school. You understand?

And jerk off Brian Callan, jerk off Brian Callan. Cocky shit head Brian Callan. I'm having dinner, she's sitting across from me. And I had done some sitcoms and mad TV, okay? And I'm talking down to her because she's talking about being an actress because I'm bringing up actress. And she kind of says something like, I hate that. She was talking about, I hate that.

And then the cameras are there, and I was like, oh God, here's this fucking extra talking now about acting for me. Like, you have something in common with me. And I blew her off. I got annoyed at her because I was like, she's talking, you're not an actress, you've never been in a movie, don't start acting like you know what I know, and I don't know anything.

And I fucking, dumb piece of shit that I am. Also don't do that to anybody. Also don't do that to anybody. But I did because I'm a piece of shit. And it's those moments you look back on your life where you go, you arrogant, blind, dumb dumb, and then I find out it's Chloe Webb after this. I was like, ah!

Oh, such a fucking, I should have just been at her feet asking her questions or at least just been reverential. Shut the fuck up, Ryan. How about shut up? Yeah. God. Talking less is always better. Yeah, I never learned that lesson.

I never learned that fucking lesson. I gotta go, guys. This is it, this is my last podcast. I've talked too much. Let's do a little, take a little break guys. Toledo this week, this, this well, this month, August 16, 17 I'm at the funny bone Toledo funny bone. I then go to Plano, Texas house of comedy, September six, seven and eight. Get your tickets, man. I got a whole bunch of Ed, Edmonton, Alberta, the weekend after that, the comic strip,

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of summer vibes, timeless elegance. Ah, fuck. Yeah, I never, I never blown anybody. I didn't blow Tom House off. I just, I didn't know who he was and it, you know, I was just in a different, I was like in the UFC and I was like, I don't know, what the fuck about pitching technique? Yeah. Like I was like, I'm going I was hungry

To you know, I would have starved myself for 30 days to have a five-minute conversation with him right now He's still alive. But yeah, I could develop a relationship would help out tiger. You know, what the fuck am I doing? Well, I told you that time when I was selling supplements, I had to do like cold calls. I told you this? No. I already like it. I know you had a pre-case with supplements. Yeah. And you, and I know you're super ambitious. So you had all your route all planned out. Everything. And they put me on this call for like this big account. I could see you picking out your outfit every day. Oh dude. I had to have a suit on and I was like taking a call. I had a Cadillac, a Cadillac. A car you couldn't afford Oh, definitely. No, I was making like 600 bucks every two weeks The Cadillac was like a thousand so course it was yeah, it was a desire. Gotta push yourself. This is silver Cadillac

He was fucking sick V8 anyway But my buddy Brad pie at the time was like do this a big account So, you know and Brad was the NFL right and so there's like it and he was like in the NFL right and had a cappuccino so there's something going on there so he's like dude because I was good at selling he's like we need you to like seal this big account deal and he's like they and I was like oh yeah he's like yeah he's like and the guy might relate to us cuz he played ball too I'm like you play football as a guy I think at a high level my guy cool so we're talking I'm like let me just get this out of the way now here.

When we're talking about supplements, like, you know, I played division one football at CU, played with the Buffalo Bills. So when it comes up, he goes, and I like go on this whole rant, he goes, cool, cool. And I go, so, you know, I don't know if you're familiar with, you know, athletics at that level. And he goes, I don't know a thing or two about it. I forget who it was, but he's like the, at the time was like the most, he scored like the most points ever as a kicker. So he spent like 14 or 15 years in the NFL. That's so bad. Dude, when he, when he, and I was like, so, you know, did you, did you play ball? He goes, a little bit. Yeah 15 years and went through all the teams as well And he goes so I'm sorry what were you saying though about Buffalo Bills like ah

Nothing we didn't get the no no no see you later. Yeah, he was like see a dick. Yes, that was like Willie Galt Willie Galt was a fast guy in the NFL for a long time And then he was also an Olympic sprinter and I was doing a TV show and I saw him run. He played a cop and he had to run up a hill. There he is. He had to run up a hill and he I went I was with this girl Rachel Harris and she went Jesus Christ that guy's attractive and he can run and I said and I said yeah he can run. I go he can he runs well. So I walk up to him and I go run. I go, he runs well. So I walk up to him and I go like this, I go,

you look like you're athletic, you can run well. Did you ever do any running? And he goes, did a little running. And I said, yeah, yeah, like, I mean, do a lot of it. He goes, yeah, yeah, here and there, you know, but I did some running, yeah. I said, yeah, you look like you're a sprinter. And then I started talking about sports,

and I started giving him my opinion on training and stuff. And then I walked away, and somebody came up to me and said, you know who that is? You know who you're talking to? I go, who is this? That's Willie Galt. And he explained who Willie Galt was to me, because you know, I don't know football.

And he goes, you also sprinter in the Olympic. And I was like, hey, Willie, come over here. Do you mind telling me that? Do you mind not being this modest? Great guy, great guy, but shut the fuck up. Yeah. Ah. Because usually the guys telling you that never played.

You know what? You want to hear, let's talk more about what a shithead I am. You want to hear my, this is not a shithead thing, actually. You want to hear one of my best memories from theater school? Well, what do you think one of my best memories from theater school is? When you got molested? No, definitely not, definitely not.

But you'd think it'd be an acting thing. Nah, it wasn't. It was when- Something to do with a girl. Sure is, buddy. Of course. We were playing, I was a young 23-year-old kid, and I'm playing, I'm throwing and catching a football

with some of the guys who could throw and catch a football in the street on 54th Street, no cars, and everybody from the school was just sitting around. Watching a play. And they were just talking, yeah, and girls were talking. And this really, really, one of the prettiest girls, I come over and she goes, hey, she goes,

hey, hey, Brian, come over here. And I go, I walk over, she goes, hey, she goes, hey, hey, Brian, come over here. And I go, I walk over and she's all woman. She's all woman. She's got her power. And I go, hi. And she goes, so what's your deal? I go, what do you mean? She goes, what's your deal?

Where are you from? What do you do? What is this that you're doing? And I go, I go, I go, I don't know. Just, you know, catching balls. I don't know, just, you know, catching balls. She goes, yeah, we were all talking about how we would definitely sleep with you. So we're just, you know, trying to get, trying to get a beat on you. I went and

you know what, you know what, that's your best man. Put some respect on my name. I guess is what I'm saying, because that was 40 years ago. That was, That was about 37 years ago. Why don't you put some respect on my fucking name? Okay, cuz I'm still Yeah, it just came to me and I've been thinking about it since we started talking sometimes I get down and Asked me if I slept with any of them the answer is no really that's surprising Yeah, I know it is I don't have that Intel nothing. I just was like now I got to be cool, right now

I gotta be out of touch not a reach Pathetic playing the game. Yeah when you were selling supplements Did you sell anything that was good for like flow and for focus and like any kind of a nootropic? Dude, I'll tell you what, if I, dude, if I had magic mind, what if there was a product like magic mind when I was back then, I was selling mine right here. Yeah, dude. If I had that, yeah, dude, I would have, I probably wouldn't even got into podcasting

or fighting or stand up. No, cause I said, so now it's getting me a coffee and I like the coffee, but I've only had a tiny bit. Nothing. Cause I said, Sinaz get me a coffee. And I like the coffee, but I've only had a tiny bit of coffee, but I want, I want my coffee to last. You don't need it, dude. What do I do? Just chug this magic, man. Take it, man.

Let's see what happens. Neutropics up the yyyy. Let's see what happens with my, I got to stop myself from taking two. Took two last time, nothing happened. Felt good. Nothing happened? I thought I'd be jittery or something, but I wasn't.

I just had a sense of flow. Yeah, I wish I was selling that. I was selling like your typical creatine protein powders. You know, the creatine, according to all the scientists I've talked to, is the one supplement you should definitely take, and they all agree that it's the most studied, and probably it's the one-

You have to talk to a scientist to figure that out? Well, they just all said that it's the most studied and probably it's the one you have to talk to a scientist to figure that out well they just all said that there's been more studies on creatine that showed beneficial results in almost any yeah also be a lot of red meat you get enough creatine that's true yeah that's true but for sports it's good oh yeah for recovery and you know me with sports I do a lot of sports back in the day I remember my dad would buy me creatine like jugs of it but there's the monohydrates, so it put all that water weight on you. But they figured it out now, this stuff's over. Yeah, with you, you're a little different.

What are you doing right now? You just lifting weights? Lifting weights, running. My knees acting up a little bit. Is it? But I still do cardio, jog. I just can't do as much. It's a lot of weight on your body. You can run a long way.

Yeah, I always like to run. Yeah. It's kind of rare for a big guy to run that much, right? Yeah, and I think you can enjoy it. I remember when me and Klopp were both, I think I was in the UFC, and yeah, he was in the NFL. And I was running, he's like, I'll work out with you. He started running about five minutes and he goes, no, man, I'm too big.

He said, I'm too big. He said, I'm'm gonna run sprints. I was like, yeah, dude. I've never seen actually personally a genetic freak like that in my life. I've never seen somebody who looked like a superhero. He looks actually more superhero than regular superheroes. Yeah.

And he lived on, you know, whatever, but he still suffered from a lot of injuries. I mean, major injuries. Well, especially, I just hooked him up with Transcend because with me, the reason, I mean, I've always been in shape, but like the shape now at 41 to three kids, you know, Transcend with the peptides and the TRT and all that help me in doing all the blood work, figuring it all out. And then they were like, part

of the deal is like, you can gift it to one friend. Like we'll take care of them. And Klopp is having some surgery on his lower back again. And so, you know, he's going to be out for a while. I'm like, dude, there's like peptides you can take and she's like, like what? I'm like, oh, I need to hook it with Transcend. So I hook Klopp up with Transcend. Yeah.

Because some of those beef 157 and stuff like that, apparently are really good. Great. Yeah. Game changers. Game changers. Game changers. Especially for your brain too. Yeah.

Yeah. A ton of stuff for your brain, everything. Yep Yeah, I'm gonna stuff your brain everything. Yep How do you feel really good best ever felt yeah, really? That's our felt energy and all that non-stop like I'll wake up, you know for I was up at 330 this morning Just cuz but I'll wake up use around 4 430. I go to the gym at 534 the kids get up But I'm good all day. I'm good till till 9 9 30. I'm not tired. No, I'm good all day. I'm good until 9, 9.30. I'm not tired. Nothing. Yeah, I'm good. Whatever I have to do. I'm good. Like I usually go straight from here and then Tyres you have baseball or boss you have baseball and then I'm with them outside for three hours. I'm good. Not tired. Nothing. Nice. Yeah, I'm good. Okay. All right. All right. Yeah, I'm good, Doug. Yeah, I'm good, Doug. Love it.

So watching any of the Olympics? Can I say something? You want to go back to the Olympics? Wait, hold on. No, I'm going to say something. Real quick, fuck your Olympics. Hey, did you watch, have you caught up on Presumed Innocent? No.

I will. I'm going to say something. The hype's over. When I watch wrestling, especially Greco, it's boring'm gonna say something the hype's over when I watch wrestling, especially Greco It's boring. Oh, it's thing. I I mean, I just think that then you thrive about the gay stuff Yeah, but when I watch wrestling, I love it. I'm not saying it's not and it takes I'm not saying You see homeboy that from you you see homeboy. He's meddled He meddled gold. Oh the the Cuban guy the The Cuban guy. He medaled gold in four Olympics.

Yes, monster. And this was his last one. He left his shoes down. 41. 41. He's incredible. He's like a y'all Romero but shorter. When you watch, he's actually taller.

Is he taller than him? Yeah, he's a giant. He's a giant. He's an absolute giant, Lopez. When you watch, but when you watch it, a lot of times guys will win off of like, you know, the one point. Almost like sumo. Yeah, it's a little bit like that. Well, it's not, freestyle is way better.

Freestyle is way more, yeah. Way better. Way more exciting. Yeah. And I feel like it's harder. Freestyle? It requires more athleticism almost. They're both fucking tough, man.

Oh, of course. But I think freestyle requires more athleticism, more flexibility. I mean, they're both incredibly tough, but. Dude. Look at this guy. You want to talk about- Five can say give individual gold medals. To see him with Karelin would have been amazing.

Cause that guy is so special. You know, his accompaniment to Karelin's not even close. He mops the floor with Karelin. What? Mops the floor with him. Yeah. Karelin hadn't lost since he was 16. Doesn't matter.

Look at the, look at the medals. Go to Karelin, the Russian, Jen. How many did he win? Not five. Olympic. That's five. Wild, dude. And then the female wrestler at 20.

So Karelin is CA. Look at him. Yeah, monster. And let's go to his gold. So our homeboy won five. If you go down, Jen,'s go to his gold. So our homeboy won five. If you go down, Jenna show his medals. Olympic games. So he won three.

Hold on. Our boy won five. So he won in 96, 92, 98. Wow. Okay. Homeboy won, and then he placed silver. Mmm. Oh, because he lost to Roulan Gardner.

Yeah. On a tech. Yeah. On a mistake. Yep, Roulon beat him. Fuck, he would have won four. But the thing about that dude, that retired one, five gold. That's insane.

Wild. That's insane. And then that, that US. See how big Lopez is. Cause, uh, go, Corral, go back to Corral. Corral was six, six, three, 300 pounds. He's huge. Yeah.

Yeah. Like he's such a guy. Go down, Tim. Go down, go down, keep going. Keep going. 6 6 3 300 pounds huge you yeah, yeah like Person 6 3 2 8 6 big boy. Yeah, that's about what our boy Lopez wears His Lopez that big yeah, he's giant gigantic 290 holy shit. Yeah, he's, wouldn't he? That girl, the American, she's only 20 won the gold and they asked her about MMA. She's like, I have no interest. I'd be done to some grappling. She was like, I have no interest in doing MMA. I'm like, good for you.

She's 21 years old. She's 20. Youngest gold medalist ever. No, 20. She's 21. She's 21. She's 21. She's 21.

She's 21. She's 21. She's 21. She's 21. She's 21. I'd be down to some grappling. Oh, you're like, she was like, I have no interest in doing MMA. I'm like, good for you. She's 21 years old. Russell, she's 20 youngest gold medalist ever. No 20. That's what makes her the youngest, dude. I can watch the Olympics, not pay attention. I watched her match.

I watched her match. She, she fought that girl from Kazakhstan or whatever. Um, no, she, she hasn't lost. She was 16, 20 years old. Man, she'd be- In California. She'd be pretty great to, I mean, she has no interest, huh? No. Wow. Some of those wrestlers don't have any interest.

Like that one dude who was so dominant, wrestled at Minnesota, the black dude, he decided to go with WWE over the UFC. UFC offered him to Jordan Burrows or no, no, he decided to go with a WWE. Yeah. Jordan Burrows. No, no interest in MMA. Why, why not? Like, why wouldn't she want to do that?

Because she can make a living wrestling. No, cause that's a hell of a brain trauma. But the fuck that noise. They're smart. They're probably really smart people. Some of the rest are the smartest people I know. Yeah, dude. That's just so special to be the best in the world.

Wild, wild, wild. That's insane. Wild. Amit Elor. What do you guys think about, so there's a little controversy that Simone Biles and Jordan Childs, like they bowed to, from Brazil. The Brazilian chick, yeah. And there was a quarterback from the Childs, like they bowed to, from Brazil. The Brazilian chick, yeah.

And there was a quarterback from the Ravens, I think Marlon Humphrey came out and was like, this is disgusting, I'm disgusted in this display. Because, can you pull up the picture? They're literally bowing to her because she came in first place. Give me a break. And that's just, first of all, excuse me,

they've known each other, so those girls have been competing with each other. Since they were kids. Since they were kids. They're all super close. They're all in the same game. They're playing around and being silly. She finally won. Yeah.

I love seeing that. And oh, and by the way, Simone Biles is the greatest ever. So for her to do that shows, what an awesome show. But I also think the only reason Simone's doing it too, she's set. She's already won gold there. It's not like she's never won. Now it'd be different if Simone's never won. She keeps fucking up.

Finally, it's her chance to win gold and she fucks up and this girl wins and she bows down and it's like, Oh, you're not, you're not a Savage, but she's already done it all. Yeah. She's done. So it's like her giving this Brazilian or flowers. I'm an issue with it. What I don't like is when they're like,

oh, I'm gonna get started on it. But when, you know. What? It, you know, when they're like, oh, you know, black power and all this, and it's good to have black representation. It's like, well, you guys dominate in athletics. Like when has that ever been, like why is this a race thing? I hate that. I hate like, why are you making it about this?

All they're doing is champion your success. The whole point of the Olympics is it brings everybody together and everybody competes, you know? Well, the one part that bothered me, I was watching, my girl was watching, it was the background, so I heard it, but there was this pole vaulter and he's like the best pole vaulter ever and they did a background on him. And I was like, oh, he's like those stories, right? And they show him, he's like three,

running with a kid's pole vault and going into bean bags. And his dad was like, it's just what he was, because his mom was a pole vaulter. He's like, just what he's always been into. So we built the track in the back of the house. And then he got so good and so fast that they extend it. So it went out to the front yard. So he's running from the front yard of the backyard,

doing the whole fucking spiel. So his dad and his mom are still his coaches, but he has the Sweden thing on him. I'm watching the video. I'm like, that doesn't look like Sweden. What's it, where's he at? And then he was, he was born in Louisiana, raised in Louisiana, went to LSU,

won the national championship for LSU. I don't think he's ever, like he might visit Sweden every now and then on vacation, but he represents Sweden. And I was like, well, that's fucked up. What the hell's going on here? Then you look into it. I think what happened is, so he has to have his mom and dad coach him,

and he went to the US team, and they're like, no, we have our fucking coach. We know your mom and dad can't coach you. So he's like, cool, say less. My mom has Sweden citizenship, we have our fucking coach. We know your mom and dad can't coach you. So he's like, cool, say less. My mom has Sweden citizenship. So you can claim that. So certain countries, if your parents, even your grandparents, if they're from there, you can claim that country can represent them.

So you see a lot of competitors. Like there's a competitor in the winter Olympics, the pretty Asian girl, but she's American, but she, her grandma was born in China. So she represented China and she had to, but she, her grandma was born in China. So she represented China and she had to, you know, take down her, um, Instagram comments cause she just got annihilated. So certain, certain countries are very Lucy Goosey and you represent them. And then also that pole vaulter is the best in the world. Doesn't matter, but let's say he was like fourth best. So you're not gonna make the US team.

Well, Sweden or some other country that's not as competitive, you can get to the Olympics by representing that country. So that's why they bounce around a little bit. Yeah. Cause I was like, what the fuck's going on here? But yeah, you can represent in other countries as long as one of your parents

or even grandparents are from there. Right. Hmm. Interesting. Yeah, a kid born and raised in Louisiana. It says according to the Olympic Charter rule, any competitor in the Olympic Games must be a national of the country of the NOC, which is entering such as a competitor. A competitor who is a national of two or more countries at the same time may represent either one of them as he may elect. Dude, I can get Filipino citizenship. Be good.

You would thrive. I would thrive. Yeah, like let's say you were good at darts, but the American team's kicking ass. You're like, all right, I'm not gonna make that team. I'll make the Filipino team. But there are other sports I could do. Give me other sports.

Because I got pretty springy, I'm pretty springy still. And by the way, I could also do, I could also buy some property in Italy and box for Italy or something. No, I don't think it works like that. I don't know. I got to think about what sport I want to do. Yeah. That's weird. You know, it should be an Olympic sport, but it's tag. Well, that too. You say tag tag. Have you seen competitive tag? Get out, show them the video. No, no, no. Hold on. I don't even see the video.

Go to competitive tag. Is parkour in in the Olympics it's just watch one second of this and tell me I'm crazy breakdancing is in the Olympics that's in the Olympics but competitive tag shouldn't be no hold on fuck tagging that yes what about MMA just watch for a second this is Wade Wade. Look at this. Look at the chase down Orlando Devoe. These guys got to grow up. You've got to grow up. My kids do this every day at home. But they're eight and four.

What the hell? That's kind of exciting. 6.9 million views. Come on now. This is better than break dancing. You know what? Sanaz might have a point? Now I might have a point So now this might have a point this might be the greatest sport I've ever seen in some ways. I got excited for a second

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Brendan doesn't want to give me a competitive tag. No, it's cool. Is it better than breakdancing is breakdance in the Olympics? No, that's not better than breakdancing. I don't think either of them should be in the Olympics But how the fuck is MMA not in the Olympics? Very true. And be like- It's all the sports combined, right? So- I mean, I think MMA should be in the Olympics 100%.

Talk about an unbelievable sport that takes everything. What are you talking about? Wrestling, boxing, everything. Yeah, of course. We're stating the obvious. But also, it's also an international sport. Yes, correct. And then people will say, well, that's cause you, you know, you're going to have Volkonovsky

represent Australia because he's a pro. Well, the NBA does it. Yeah. LeBron's a pro. They're in the Olympics. So they just, they could get their own sponsors. Where gets Dicey? This is one of the reasons I don't think Dana and a lot of, maybe not the other leagues,

but maybe the UFC doesn't push for it, because think about it, Francis would represent Africa. So you could potentially have Francis versus John Jones on the Olympic platform, and the UFC wouldn't benefit from it. The Olympics would, which is, just so everyone's aware, way more corrupt than the UFC, you want to out-fight or pay, they pay them fucking nothing. They get zero and they make millions and it's the biggest

fucking scam of all time so the Olympics would make money Dana would make money you know if John and Francis fought in the UFC but they're already doing it so why not do Olympics with MMA it'd be percent 100% Russia would do great all your degustanings. Yeah Brazil would fucking crush China not with men but Female it's great Africa all about you know, you have Kamaru spin you have Izzy depend what he could he could do in New Zealand 100% it's a great idea That's not my idea.

People have been asking for this for a while. But the reason I think it doesn't- I think Jiu-Jitsu will make it before MMA probably. It's not international enough. I don't think so. Jiu-Jitsu isn't- No, not compared to MMA. I don't think so.

That's true actually. That's true. Because it's not like Jiu-Jitsu is huge in Russia. MMA is big in Russia. Samba is big. Yeah. So they asked Daniel Cormier this question, and he said, if we're doing mixed martial arts at the level of an Olympic

sport, you've got to have multiple cages all in one venue. You're going to have to take away any elbows, certain kicks, and you'd have to wear shin guards. But it's not too dangerous in terms of injuries. Why would you take away elbows and some kicks? Cuts? Oh, oh, I get what he's saying because that's good point. Cause you have elbows and cuts.

Cause think about it, you'd have to fight. So, cause it's a tournament, basically Olympics, a tournament, no matter how you look at it, so you're going to have to fight multiple times within a month span. Yeah. So if there's elbows and you cut your eye, you're out. Not in a month, but you'd have to fight multiple times within a two week time span tops. In other words, you, you, because number one,

you're dealing with weight, weight loss. Number two, you're dealing with, it would actually have to be over two days. And then the bouts would probably be No, you do go longer than two days. Six minutes. I don't think you know. Olympics are long than two days.

What are you talking about? Well, so wrestling, for example, cause you're dealing with weight loss, you gotta make the weight. So now with wrestling, you have to weigh in twice. So, you know, in a way, if you're fighting at 185, right? If it was two weeks. You'd have to fight more true to your weight class.

Yeah. And that'd be safer. Yeah. Not even the weight's not the issue, it's the cut. But that's what makes it exciting. How dope would that be? Like be like Francis Alma? He got cut. Oh, who's feeling it? Like I think it'd be so exciting. I Don't think you'd have you'd have to have Five minute fights four minute fights like you couldn't have 25 minutes. You couldn't have 15. It's just too much damage

It's just too much, you know, too easy to get fucked up. It takes too much out of the fighters. And MMA is like, it's not wrestling, man. It's so much different. But they have boxing in the Olympics. And then also remember back in the day, in the UFC, guys just fight three times a night. Yeah, man. And kickboxing in Muay Thai some three, four times a night.

It's not unheard of. Some places still do it. You could do it. Yeah, four times a night. It's not unheard of some places still do it. You could do it. Commissions get a little weird, but yeah, we tough figure, but also then get guys because you'd have to, it, to me it would be guys would really have to dial in like, where am I at? Where I'm not suffering from the weight cut.

So you're getting their true. Well with boxing, how many, is it three rounds in boxing in the Olympics? I think it was at three twos because considered amateur, that's why they didn't have Anthony Johnson in there. Three two minute rounds. Yeah. So that you probably do the same thing in MMA.

No, not three two. You want to do two minutes for MMA. Comprises of three rounds of three minutes each. Three threes. Yeah. It's still a long time. Nine minutes. It's a long time.

A lot of time to get hurt. A lot of time Yeah. It's still a long time. Nine minutes. It's a long time. A lot of time to get hurt. A lot of time to get cut. A lot of time to break your hand. A lot of time to break your foot. A lot of time for a lot of stuff. It's a sport though. Also get concussed.

So you'd have people that they had to fight. How many times you have to fight boxing wise to get a gold? How many times do they fight? Probably four. It get a gold. How many times do they fight? Probably four. It's a lot. I just think MMA takes, it takes, you take too much damage. It takes too much out of you. You're saying concussion wise?

Yeah. It's because boxing's more dangerous. Yeah, but you got gloves. You got, you got. Gloves don't matter. Yeah, but. You have to have wrestling in MMA. Yeah.

So it's not just headshots to win. So what he said. 10 to 12 rounds. It says each boxer will have a total of 10 to 12 rounds to win a medal. Okay. So with MMA, Cormier said you have to have elbow pads. No, shin pads. Shin pads.

He said no elbows. Taking out elbows and certain kicks have to be eliminated as well. Really? Yeah. There'll be a watered down version? What would the kicks be? He didn't get into it. This was just a quote.

DC would know. Yeah, he would. We could do a version of it. I think it's bigger than this though, because the UFC wouldn't see profit, the Olympics would make all the profit. We get the fights we want to see, but then the UFC or one championship or PFL is not going to get profits from it. But also it's so short-sighted because let's say John versus Francis happens at heavyweight or Tom Asmall fought John Jones in the Olympics and won gold.

It just builds your asset even more. Like gold medal award winning and yeah, you'd be in the Olympics. So now we're doing the UFC as the main event. Like it just builds the resume. You're just investing in your athlete. I think it'd be dope. I agree. I agree. I agree Agree agree What do you got Jim? Oh?

Since we're on top on that topic of Francis, I don't if you guys saw the news It's right popped up. So yeah, Francis Agono and That crazy guy, you know, actually this guy Cannon for hater Fiera problem. Let me just play the giant I'll tell you where they're fucking up making a paper of it They're not known as a paper platform But I mean if they're gonna do one pay-per-view I would say this is the one to do not like before with Kayla Harrison Which she's great, but I didn't think that would be a great paper for you, but let's just watch promo real quick

October 19th on ESPN plus pay-per real quick. Have you seen this guy he's fighting? Huge. I'm the baddest mothaf***** on the planet. Against the six-foot Brazilian Titan, Hena the problema Fijera. It's a one, two, good night. The two most devastating strikers on the planet in the biggest heavyweight fight of the year. What a shot. Problema with the first round finish. He's so big. Plus the GOAT of women's MMA, Chris Cyborg.

He's been fighting for a long time. Chris Cyborg. Takes on lethal two-time PFL champ, Larisa Pacheco. She beat Kayla Harrison. Yeah, that's Kayla's last loss. Wow. Jesus. So that's pretty cool.

October 19th. How old is Chris Cyborg now? She's got to be 40. 50. Gotta be older. I don't see that doing well. 39. Yeah. I don't see that doing well. 39. Yeah.

I don't see that doing well on pay review. I mean, if they did that for a free fight for the first one, like a huge card like that, that'd be good. Introduce fans to the PFL. Good production. Yeah.

Here's just a- For Francis, it's like, he's down to do it though. Which is such a risk. Remember he also said that he's going to give every opponent that he has, like what a million or 2 million to fight him. That was his contract with the PFL. Let's see if they honor that. Let's see.

But I mean, that'd be incredible. That'd be cool. Um, this one I brought up this interesting. So Eric Anders versus Chris Weidman because I think Lex Literally just posted that he's training with Eric Anders in some I don't know which country now. Yeah Lex is our manager by the way, so yeah, he's like training troops in somewhere in some place in the world like he always does He takes professional fighters overseas to train with the Marines. Wait, that's Lex, that is him.

Yeah, that's Lex. That's him. Lex Lott, man. And Lex Watt, like, I think the last fighting one? The gentlest giant I've ever met. Is he fighting? Lex is... No.

Not now. No, no, this is a... Hey, man, this is a thing where he takes professional fighters over to train with Marines. Oh, I see. Got it. I don't like that his fist is blocking his face there. And also this I thought was like super cool. So this is a 51 year old skateboarder that competed in the Olympics and the fans thought that his score should have been higher. Unfortunately,

let me show you this one. 51? 51. Unfortunately, let me show you this 51 51 Respect respect. I mean, it's so incredible to see this stuff from someone this age Still doing it he's got to be older Anthony Hawks is a buddy too he's in the Olympics I don't think skateboarding should be in the Olympics for a person Brian it's so hard to know how skateboarding is so why wouldn think skateboarding should be on Olympic sport. Brian, it's so hard. I think there's no boarding in it, so why wouldn't

skateboarding? You're down for tag? You cannot tell me that wasn't cool. That was very cool. That was amazing. Tag's cool. I think we're getting two things conflicted. Cool and Olympic in sport are two different things.

Who do you think would win against you two in that kind of tag? Who? You two. Me, me, me. Oh, look how confident Brian is. are two different things. Who do you think would win against you two in that kind of tag? Who? You two. Maybe me. Oh, he's, look how confident Brian is. I change direction better and I'm lighter, faster.

So we might have found two sports. And most importantly, I'm more cunning. You know, I'm just cunning. Sure, yeah, it's tag. No, he's actually faster. I'd like to say. I fucking hope so. But I mean, to be more spry.

I don't know, you might be more spry, right? Yeah. Yeah. Like to jump over all that stuff because you're huge. I'm 57 mean and hoping more spry. I don't know you might be more spry, right? Yeah Yeah, the jump over all that stuff cuz you're huge. I'm not spry, but I'm Brennan's huge So it's gonna be tougher to jump over all that stuff. I don't know when I was younger Probably when I was 20 and he was 20 I mean, he's so big but I mean, you know, but you're still faster runner faster runner than I was This is a little older but another 51 year old guy That got virally fameed or viral famed. He's from Turkey.

Yeah. And he just so usually when they see his hitman energy. Seriously because the majority of the shooters, this is like an air gun shoot right? So the majority of them wore like these like lenses and things that cover the eyes. He's just in a t-shirt hand in pocket and just love him. Yeah. And he got silver with this Korean girl. People love this Korean girl too. Let me see her. I like it. She broke the record. She's out. And the way she acted after she broke the record was just like nothing. You gotta calm down.

Do you know how hard this is? There the world record has gone. It was there for nearly five years until January she's gangster she's yeah cool for school yeah she's King 41 she come on yeah so she became a viral sensation and then she also had she's ice queen let's see here her daughter gave her daughter gave her out today man you gotta calm down okay bro what's the matter? I like her. She's shooting a fucking air gun. Hold on, that's not an air gun, number one. Tag should be in the Olympics more than this bullshit. Hold on. No, no, no, no, no.

Archery, rifle, that takes precision, dude. That's no joke. Look. Look, dude. Is that a stuffed toy hanging off her? Yeah, dude. Her daughter did it to her. You have to be so steady and focused. It's insane. That's a crazy skill set. But this guy's awesome.

He's awesome. Let me see him. That's hilarious. I don't have the video. It says no specialized lens. Nothing. Nothing. Just that lens after special. And he meddled. Watch out for turkey, guys. She's so cute. I mean bright

Symmetrical and beautiful take it down. She does look badass though hot. She is hot. She looks badass. That's that's what she's good She looks like the money she's cute. Yeah, you said that 17 times. I don't think she's cute Am I am I alone here? I gotta see her, what she looks like without all her stuff on. I'd rather you not. Really? It's a little different, so that's why I was just. No, show Brian.

Focus on this. No, show Brian. So educate him. Okay. Educate Brian. Okay. So he stops saying she's cute for me. All right.

He's the energy I want out of my shooters at the Olympics. That's like I like his energy I want to get him. He's not taking it too serious. He's like, yeah, check this out hand the pocket Actually, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. She's Honestly, I did see a picture though Give me give me the real picture. I'm looking at her doctor. She's cute. She's not on cute Very cute. Okay, so she's cute. Yeah, I did see one picture though when she was smiling somewhere else chins weird Oh, they're sharp shins one bad break from being a serial killer with women right so it's all right over there to the left Pointer let's take a break cuz we talked about fishing in Alaska

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What? I don't know. Well, in other words, he means you aren't into that. I think that's what he might be saying. So, okay, Brian, go ahead and point. Okay. It did look like it. Oh, right there.

Let me see that. Yeah, she's cute. I think she's cute, yeah. I just like that she's good too when somebody's really good at something. That's what you're attracted to. And also the attitude, just like like you know yeah, you know no not there's a whole thing to it But that but I do have a little problem with all the eye guard stuff on it though that that bothers me Because it's like are we gonna shoot guns or do you have all this equipment for it? You know yeah, that's why that guy was so cool. That's why that guy's cool. Yeah, like I shot. I shot this this

That guy was so cool. That's why that guy's cool. Yeah, like I shot I shot this this You know Brian Morgan who trains all the Delta guys and all that he has his sniper rifle and from 700 yards away or something I hit a target, but he set it all up for me. All I had to do is pull the trigger He was like here, you know, here's the scope and all that. So if you've got all the equipment, I'm not that impressed I want to see like that Turkish guy naked, douche, hand in pocket, pop. Naked. You know? But, okay. So Brian's off the train.

I like her. Hey, pick a side, dude. I like her. I like her. I like her. Did you guys see this story at all with Serena Williams? She's annoying. I know she's great, but God, is she, she's so quick to just cry victim.

It's like, hey, that's not fair. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I know she's great, but God, she's so quick to just cry victim. It's like, hey, Serena, you've had a pretty damn good run. And everybody kisses your ass.

Nothing's worse than her husband. Why? Nothing's worse. Just such a pussy. Who's your husband? Alexis Alhany. The guy who started- You know we had him on our podcast a long time ago. I did. You say that when I bring him up cuz I was

Making fun of him. I don't think so. He started read it or so, right? Is it read it? He and he quit and was like a Black person should be running this it's like bad So he was woke a long time. It looks a saw it in If you don't think he's getting pegged you're out of your fucking mind, hmm I would imagine yeah think he's getting pegged, you're out of your fucking mind. I would imagine. Yeah. He's from Brooklyn, but his back, let's see early life. Yeah.

I mean Armenian background. But, um, anyway, right. It, you're right. Yeah. He stepped down. It was like a black person. He's had run this, but she's just like, how about just, B. Yeah, he stepped down. It was like, a black person needs to run this. But she's just so annoying. How about just have the best person run it?

Yeah. Yeah, we get it, dude. We get it. Restaurant. She's like, given that restaurant that Samara gives. So do you know about- Let me show her post right here. Her whole post.

They must have rejected her, what, because she's black? Is that what it was? No, no, no, no. She was saying like, just read this right here. She's involving her kids in this too. So she goes, she goes, yikes peninsula Paris. I've been denied access to rooftop to eat in an empty restaurant of nicer places. But never with my kids always first. So hold on. So this restaurant's like one of the biggest in Paris. They're only open for three hours. And everything was reserved like weeks ahead. And so even though she showed up and thought she could sit down. Yeah, even so, even though it was

empty when she got there, they're telling her that everything on top was already reserved. So she's just fucking annoying. So she wanted special treatment? Yes. Okay. No, and then posted about you want to talk about celebrity privilege. She also gets special treatment. She's, she's, she's a queen everywhere she goes. Everybody gets, she's, she gets, the world opens up to her as it should. She's the greatest tennis player of all time, but please don't tell me that they're denying you access. Like, Hey, like there are other things to complain about. You're being, uh, but that restaurant came out was like, came in. We're, we're fully booked. It has nothing to do with that. They're like, and we're inviting her over. We're like, we're fully booked, it has nothing to do with it. And she's there like, and we're inviting her over again. Yeah, we're like, we're only open three hours

out of the fucking day. Like we're one of the busiest restaurants in the world. She sucks. She sucks. It's like when she got that call and she's like, you're saying it because I'm a woman. Like shut up. Oh, that was so bad.

Fuck off. You stole that other girl's like, when she won, her light. I don't like her. But her but so anyways you see her the restaurant was awesome as far as like how they replied to it they weren't like being a douche about Look by the way You don't become the greatest of all time a lot of times without being an asshole a complete asshole in a lot of ways a complete

Selfish at like self-centered asshole. Selfish, I get it, self-centered, but not asshole. I know somebody who dated one of the greatest tennis players of all time, and they said that the biggest problem dating that person was that they are radically selfish because they had to. Yeah, and it's not going to change. You're not going anywhere without, yeah. Look at that on Twitter, of course someone said, it's Serena Williams, of course you make a table for her.

Or not. And that's why they're doing so well. They're fine. They're like, no, that's why we're at where we're at. We don't, we're booked, man. We're not gonna kick somebody else a paying customer. That's the biggest deal. If she showed up at French Laundry in Napa Valley,

same thing, they'd be like, what are you talking about? That's what I'm saying, like, I get it. You're the greatest female tennis player of all time. Cool, I made a reservation three months ago because I'm saying. I get it, you're the greatest female tennis player of all time, cool. I made a reservation three months ago because I'm going to Paris. Why should you get my table? Because she's an asshole sometimes.

That's what she does. And it's her fault and not her fault. The world, that's what she's used to. Part of the reason she's so amazing at tennis, she's the goat and sometimes the goat, like Michael Jordan, a lot of people are great. They suck. They suck.

They fuck, as far as normal day to day stuff, they fucking suck, man. They're just very, very, so so. You don suck. They suck. They fuck it. As far as like normal day to day stuff. They fucking suck man. They're just very, very, you don't want to be their friends. No. But posting about as well. It's trying to like she's trying to make the restaurant look like a piece of crap. But yeah, when you're around people who are that great. It's not surprising. That shouldn't be because she knows that can hurt them. She's probably embarrassed her kids like mommy, I'm hungry. She's like, oh hell no, watch this.

Yeah. That's what it's about. That's why the restaurant was like, all right, man. Yeah. But the restaurant was awesome the way they responded. And if you watch the video, you can see what's on screen. If I was the restaurant, I would have found the last person and beat him like, oh, we're so sorry.

Blah, blah, blah. Took your table. That's what I do. Actually, I wouldn't do anything. Can you actually read this song so that people and audio listeners will know? Dear Mrs. Williams, please accept our deepest apologies for the disappointment you encountered tonight. The hotel wrote, unfortunately,

our rooftop bar was indeed fully booked and the only unoccupied tables you saw belonged to our gourmet restaurant, Le Rosier Blanc, which was fully reserved. We have always been honored to welcome you and will be always honored to be here. gourmet restaurant, Le Ozur Blanc, which was fully reserved. We have always been honored to welcome you, and we'll be always honored to do it again. And then I, they should have put,

P.S., why don't you try not being such a c***? Let me know how it goes for you. You privileged piece of shit. I thought this was cool, because we just came from Alaska. So this is a fisherman and someone just filmed. Hold on one sec. Oh mother of heaven. I'll just refresh.

Here we go. Oh Jesus. Oh jeez that's not good. This is a giant grizzly bear walking by a fisherman and the guy's just chillin'. Because, too, see, I, well, I guess you don't want to run. What in the world? But did you not see the bear? The bear was like, whatever. I mean, but what are you going to do, Brent, if the bear just came out of nowhere?

No, if he's right there, you gotta chill, because if you run, bear. He's like, you know, that bear's not hungry or cubs weren't around. Damn, that's crazy. That bear just walked right by him. What's the rule? If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lie down. That's all fake. That's crazy that bear just walked right by him. What's the rule if it's black fight back if it's brown lie down? That's all fake. That's the rule but yeah I don't. Well no. He didn't move and the bear seemed okay with him not moving. I think that bear wasn't hungry he was just trying to get somewhere else. He's lucky. Jesus. Oh this is this is brought to us from one of the fans of the show's King of ire, I mean...

That's not the funny part, the funny part is that he looks just very, very similar to you. That's hilarious. What did he say? I mean, come on, Brian. He looks like Brendan? You don't think so? Yeah! Um... Even Brendan, I think you can tell.

I mean, I guess we both have arms. Oh my God. I guess we both wear caps and long hair. Working on cars too. Working on cars. I can see it. That's funny though. That's funny.

That's really funny. Hold on. Which one? This one. All right, give me a sec. So there's a rumor going around that Joe Rogan is going to be suing MSNBC for $30 million. And it's because they've doctored a clip of him from the podcast to make it sound like he's endorsing Kamala Harris. Because when he started, like when he started, he's like, I bet she can win.

Then was going off this stuff. If you, it's out of context in my head when he was saying I'm like, oh no In actuality he was talking about friend of the show Tells he gathered and tells he had to come out and be like this is a fake clip This is not what he was saying. He's talking about me. Yeah, but MSNBC is making it look like he's endorsing comma I'm I think it's great. Yeah, I think it's great he's fighting back. He should see these assholes, complete assholes. You think MSNBC, and like, CNN, they would learn, Joe ain't the one to fuck with. But also- His deep pockets, and he sees through all of us, too, unless you're just a sheep.

He sees through all the propaganda. He calls it out on left or right. He'll call out the right or call out the left. But the media is- He sees all of it, and he can fight back. But the media is 100% behind Kamala Harris and I've never seen anything like this in my lifetime. I've never seen this.

I saw it with Biden. This is insane. Remember, Sharp has attacked. Remember that? Yeah, but there were always people talking. At least you saw there was cognitive issues. You saw him. No.

This is different. Not till he pulled out. But this is different. The press and unfortunately, historically, when the press is this behind a candidate, a lot of times they win. And this is unabashed. I've never seen anything like this.

I talked to Dave Smith yesterday because he did a podcast with Candice Owens I was listening to. And I was like, dude, if Kamala and that weirdo, the VP, win, I was like, what the fuck are we going to do? the VP win I was like what the fuck are you gonna do? He's like man. I get the news saying all the stuff. He goes unless they straight-up steal this election. It ain't happening He's like you'd be tough man But who knows yeah, but I like that Joe's doing this he ain't the one to fuck with it

God, what are you gonna learn man out of all the people you somebody else? Joe's not the one to fuck with. God, what are you going to learn, man? Out of all the people, you somebody else. Joe's not the one to fuck with, man. Well, they also, they, they lied. They lied. But also you know how much bigger Joe's fan base is than MSNBC? Granted they have more money and funding behind them, but you know, that's a different story, but yeah, he can do it.

So this follows up when we did the other day, guys, our beautiful swimmer that was booted from the Olympics has fought back, posted on Instagram. I just want to make it clear that I was never removed or expelled from anywhere. Stop spreading false information. I don't want to give any statement, but I'm not going to let lies affect me. Good for her.

Good for you. And she didn't, she doesn't even go into what happened, but she wants to make it clear. That's not what happened to her. Good for you. And she didn't, she doesn't even go into what happened, but she wants to make it clear that's not what happened to her. There you go. Gives us a little, and then she posted a picture. And we're fans. We fully support her.

Fully support her and her team. I even support her when she left the team went to Disney. So did I, buddy. Even that fake news, I was like, do you, girl? We're in her corner. Okay. Here's another one. So Conor McGregor has apparently now turned on Trump.

We all know he was a big Trump supporter because Trump in an interview referred to Khabib as the eagle and his favorite fighter. And Conor is not happy about it and posted this picture on his ex account. But Conor's not going to Trump. He's just lighting up Khabib. Here's what's hilarious about Con Connor trolling Khabib now. Dude, it's so funny because you know Khabib's having legal issues and the money. That's a very gay photo. It's so gay. It's not a real photo. Yeah, that's real. So you know Khabib left Abu Dhabi and so his assets are seized, his cars and his house,

and Connor's trying to buy his house. He didn't leave Russia, right? No, he's in Abu Dhabi. Right. He had to leave Russia. Yes. Yeah. So Con is trying to buy his house. Where in, uh, Dax?

Buy it and tear it down. That's hilarious. It's so fucking funny. So he had, I'm just worried. I don't, I don't, and granted he didn't know it was anything like if I'm kind of, I don't fight again. I have, I don't think it's happening. know it's anything like if I'm kind of I don't fight again. I have I don't think it's happening I have a thought on the

Russia probably Seized his assets because of his ties to that fighter who that his school got raided for terrorist activity and You know Russia doesn't play with that stuff So they've taken more famous people and could be even put them in jail forever So my guess is he got the fuck out of there Also didn't pay taxes, but you'd think Putin would yeah, this is bigger than that Yeah, cuz I think this Russians don't play with this Muslim sort of fundamentalism and terrorism

They they yeah, the Russians are not because they know the heat will come too. Yeah. Trouble. But this was an attack in Dagestan on some Jewish synagogues and some other stuff. And when one of Khabib's fighters was one of the guys. And one of the guys that also trained at his camp was caught here as well. I didn't know that. Yeah. Now, who knows what Khabib has to do with it, but, you know, it'd be like if someone from T-Fat K like thick boy studios was a terrorist, it ain't going to look good on me.

The FBI is going to come here and raid, raid the place. Go through everything. Yeah. And then, yeah, the tax thing might be, you know, what they're using. Yeah. Nobody cares. Cause when he won the championship, Putin gave them, I mean, they gave him so they're using. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody cares.

Cause when he won the championship, Putin gave him, I mean, they gave him so much land and he's set, man. Yeah. Something bigger is going on there. I think you're right on that, bud. But I just, you know, the more you see Connor out doing the bear, like he's trying to get a bear, what's in the end of the world? That BKFC, he's wearing that vest looking like a Hell's Angel at Sturgis.

And then, you know, Chandler's super pro Trump he's talking shit to Connor and then Connor's like oh dude yeah I'm not gonna fight you he's like what's up Max Holler what's up in December so it's like oh no now we're backing out of this I I hope he fights but I don't know I don't know if we get it I hope we do he's's my fave, but... Here's another one. So, Dana White green lights to John Jones versus Alex Pereira under one condition. And his condition is if he wipes out the entire division. Oh, wow.

His quote is, you know what? If he wipes out the entire division and we're sitting here going, who's next? Then maybe you let him move up to heavyweight and do some type of super fight. Yeah, Dana's not, it doesn't sound like it's gonna happen anytime soon. I thought it maybe happened next for Alex, but when you hear Dana talk, he just, he doesn't think Alex is there yet. No, and we'd rather see Aspen All Jones fight, I think,

right, I mean, I think that's the fight. Jones and Steepe, right? Yeah, Jones and Steepe's in November. Yeah, John Jones will, John Jones would murder Alex Pereira because he would grab him and Alex Perez in big trouble if John Jones grabs him. That's not Clearing out the division. Yeah, it doesn't sound like it's happening. I don't think that's what you said. He also said he's like, we don't know. Tompinall or anything. He doesn't deserve anything. Like, yeesh. Yeesh.

Yeah. Yeah, one more. You know, burglaries happen, but I guess the best way it happens to you is if someone breaks in and leaves a note that lets you know that they're sorry they stole from you and they won't come back. So this has been happening in the, I think it's San Fernando area, it says. That's where we're at. So that's.

Yeah. Sorry. I don't, I don't know what county we're at, but it's happening around here. In Cino really. This guy's targeting businesses, breaking in, taking what he can and then leaving notes, saying sorry.

All right. Kind of nice, huh? Uh, yeah. No? Seems like a nice guy, but it's not going to work out for him. He's going to get caught. Yeah.

Just anything you've seen at all, though. My friend was on the, I don't know what floor of his thing in his apartment in New York City and he sees these two bony knees. He just sees this. And they, like like he's literally on the sixth story of this building, and he just sees like, he hears this, and then he just sees the window start opening,

and he sees these two bony crack knees. Ashy knees. Yeah, and this guy just comes in and just falls into his thing, and he's just a crack addict, and my friend's like, what are you doing? And he goes, sorry, I fell in by accident. He's trying to steal.

He tried to and my friend held onto him and called the cops, he goes, you're gonna get killed, just relax, I'm not gonna fucking throw you out the window. Jesus. Jesus Christ. I had a guy try to rob me and my pit bull stopped him. He tried, I was on the first floor, I was on first floor of 73rd street and I remember he came through and my dog, he tried to grab a change person, my dog, but I wasn't there.

Towards arm up. And the change was everybody. No, just kind of fucking my dog. Yeah, dogs are the best. Yeah. By far. Yeah. Especially my, that pit bull, that pit bull

didn't fuck around. I had an unpredictable pit bull for a while. I have to explain to Tiger, we were at that car show in Burbank. There was like pretty rough looking two dudes there and there's a, you know, they love dogs and there's big fucking pit bull, you know, just the one. And Tiger usually, him and Bossy usually like to touch all the dogs and always goes, your dog cool?

And they go, yeah. So Tiger's like, oh dad, look at that dog. I'm like, yeah, don't touch that one. And the guy's like, you can pet him. He's like, just put your hand out first. I went, T, don't touch that dog. And the guy's like, come on man, he's cool. I went, Tiger, don't touch that dog. And he's like, yeah, oh dad, look at that dog. I'm like, yeah, I don't touch that one. And the guy's like, you can pet him. He's like, just put your hand out first.

I went, T, don't touch that dog. The guy's like, come on, man, he's cool. I went, Tiger, do not touch that dog. How awkward for you. If that dog grabs on to you. And you could tell the guy was like, what the fuck, man? And then Tiger was upset and we walked away. Bud, let me talk to you, bud.

I don't know that guy. Sure as fuck doesn't look trustworthy. That's a pit bull, dude. Dude, how weird. And he's like, pit bulls are bad? I'm like, no, not all of them. That guy doesn't look trustworthy. That's a pit bull, dude. He's like, pit bulls are bad? I'm like, no, not all of them. That guy doesn't look like the best owner. I was like, there's bad owners, not bad dogs,

there's bad owners. But there are dogs that will bite, and if a pit bull bites a child, it's irreparable damage. And by the way, if a pit bull ever does grab a hold of your child, a lot of people will start hitting it on the ground, you know what? Choke it out. Choke it Yeah, I've done it. Why don't you put your finger in there? No, that doesn't work. I've held it lighter to a dog's balls before I knew how to choke it out No, you could choke it out. I've choked out pit bulls

Well my own pit bull about six times. I actually have cuz my dogs used to fight. No, you choke them out No, but but I told Tiger like dude and he was all upset and I go pros and cons go through it pal pros you touch that guy's dog then we walk away move on with our lives con that dog is what I think it is a rough dog predictable dog bite your fucking hand we spend the night in the emergency room yeah he's like oh or your face or your face like there's a million dogs around we go find another dog that's what you want to do, dude. Dogs can do anything they want with their mouth. They can bite your face back fast.

It's, it's, it's no joke. And if you've ever worn a sleeve and seen how, how, not a pit bull, just a mountain, Brian's done it. If you wear a sleeve with a pit bull, certain pit bulls, you, you can't, it'll, it'll still break your arm. That's how hard they bite.

So if you wore a sleeve, a regular bite sleeve and a large pit bull grabbed onto you, you could not, it would break your arm. That's how hard they bite. So if you wore a sleeve, a regular bite sleeve, and a large pit bull grabbed onto you, you could not, it would break your arm. That pressure. I'm talking, a 65 pound malinois is already crazy. You know, and then to you, boss, like all pit bulls are bad. I'm like, no, I've had two of them.

They're fucking great. It just depends on the owner, dude. I was like, but that particular dog, if that owner's a bad owner, is gonna fuck your world up, dude. And I'll tell you something else. If I latch on to you, if I latch on to you. Your teeth are gonna fall out.

You know what I mean? Your teeth are gonna crumple. But if I latch on to you here, boom, I'm not getting off your back. Oh, like with your hands? If I take your back, I'm your backpack. No, I'd rather you do it with your dirty mouth. I bite right in your little, with my flat teeth,

right in your neck, huh, flat teeth right in your neck. Like that. I just feel like corn nuts. Speaking of which, if you guys want to be bit by the comedy bug. Oh wow. I'm in Toledo, Ohio, August 16th, 17th. Toledo, Ohio, August 16th, 17th, Plano, Texas, September 6th, 7th and 8th.

How about that? You guys want to come to the comic script? September 12th, 13th and 14th. Canada, eh? Come to Canada, yeah. Comic strip strip in Canada Edmonton, Alberta I can't wait and then I got some of the summit comedy kept for Wayne, Indiana. This kid's a road dog This kid's a road dog This so there we have it kids. I'll see you. I'll see you there

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