The Fighter & The Kid - Why UFC Fighters Must Be Influencers Now | TFATK Ep. 1174

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

On this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen break down how the UFC and MMA landscape has completely changed — and why being a great fighter is no longer enough to succeed.Schaub explains how today’s UFC fighters must build a brand, master social media, and promote themselves just to stay relevant. From Dana White’s evolving business model to the pressure fighters face outside the octagon, the conversation dives into why some talented fighters never make it.They also touch on the changing entertainment industry, audience fatigue with political content, and how competition has never been higher across MMA, comedy, and media. Plus, the guys react to viral trends, influencer culture, and the rise of “alpha” courses and online personalities.If you follow UFC, MMA news, fighter careers, or want insight into how the fight game really works today — this episode gives you the real behind-the-scenes perspective.Cheers - For a limited time our listeners are getting 20% off their entire order by using code Fighter at CheersHealth.com. Just head toCheersHealth.com and use code Fighter for 20% OffGood Chop - Use code 50fighter to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at https://goodchop.com/podcastTruewerk - Get 15% off your first order at https://truewerk.com/ with code fighter. That’s https://truewerk.com/Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/O'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Just go ahead. Yeah, it's tough. He just some. Let's go. What's up, pal? What's up, dudes?

What's the special occasion? You got a colored shirt? I was out. I like you on a color shirt. I didn't get a chance to do laundry, so now I'm wearing my church clothes. You look like you're looking for Ally Quinta doing real estate. That's a great call. I wore my best Tim Dillon outfit.

Alli Aquenta. You're looking juicy. I'm like it. Yeah. Yeah, you look pretty jacked. I decided to just, I know people hate the fitness, but I decided to stop cutting for a little bit. It's too early.

I don't know why you cut. You look good when you're fucking fat. Wait for the summer to cut. I know. It's bulking season, baby. Well, I have this thing called body dysmorphia. As soon as I get a little chubby,

I'm like, I just look in the mirror. I'm like, you fat. Too much. I don't think you look bad. You don't look fat. You just look big. I just wish I, body dysmorphie is a bitch. It's a bitch.

What do you think he comes from? My son definitely has it because of me. son does from wrestling for sure t has it because in wrestling i would i does our wrestling coach was also the football coach so during football season he'd make us bulk and i'd weigh 205 and he'd make us fucking gain all the weight and eat all the pasta you're gonna fuck yeah and then as soon as football season was done he'd be like why are you so fat like because i'd have to cut down to 160 you're like wait what you're the one yeah i'm like you did this to me i'll figure it out he was also hilarious because he was colorblind with red and and green which i think is like the most common colorblindness

which also is the two wrist bracelets you get in wrestling. So there was times where he'd be like, he didn't know what was happening. And he'd be like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm winning. Yeah. So you know, you know our boy, Jimmy Burke? Yeah.

He, uh, we didn't know what the fuck was going on with him, but he had some, he had some lung issue for him. You're fired. He had a lung issue. No, this was like a while back, right? He had lung issue. And they were like. God damn.

Another one. And they said to him, they go, they go, you either have, uh, lung cancer or that disease that killed Bernie Matt. and I was with him and I go, dude, this is catastrophic. And he looked at me and he goes, he was just acting like, like hidden, his usual self. And he was like, he was like, dude, I've made peace with my death so long ago. I'm not afraid of it at all. And I was like, wait, so is Jimmy going to?

He was like 45. Oh, this is years ago? Yeah. I thought you, dude, you're talking like this was last week. I was going to make a point about compliments. So I'm like, I'm like, this motherfucker really walks the walk. Like literally, I'm talking about the doctors came in. I was at the hospital with him.

And he was walking around and he had a thing in his lungs. It was draining fluid into a fucking thing he had to carry around. And I'm like, dude, you are literally acting like we're, nothing has changed. He goes, Brian, I'm not afraid of death. I never have been. And I was like, okay. Then they come in, they go, and they, all, guess who loved him? All the doctors and the nurses, right?

Because he's the best. Who doesn't love Jimmy, yeah? The doctor runs in and goes, we found out what you have. You have tuberculosis outside your lung. And Jimmy goes, oh, God. He goes, no, that's good. We can cure that. It's fucking great.

We thought you were going to die. And they were all, they threw a party for him. They were so happy. You'd have to know Jimmy is not surprising. So he goes on antibiotics for nine months, nine months to get rid of his tuberculosis. And he went colorblind. Damn. Yeah.

From that? Yeah, it was the only side effect, but he can't see color. Oh, my, my mama had her surgery to move the cancer. Had it gone. Good. She feels good. That's amazing. Yeah.

That's amazing. Hopefully he got it early. I talked to your brother. Yeah. Hopefully it stays out. Yeah. Yeah, but she's all good. She's also older.

She's a really good prognosis. Yeah. But she had surgery Friday morning. Yeah? Yep. So they're just removing it from her? They removed it all, yeah. My dad said the same thing.

They had that open chest, get it taken out. But now great. As long as you catch that early, you're good. What sucks is my mama. She likes finding kids. She loved the Golden Hour. And she's like, I didn't see it because I was already on stage. She's like, I only have one request.

Can you give me a shout out on the live show for Golden Hour? I didn't forget. And then I get to my phone, I'm like, oh, mom, I just got off stage. Ah, shit. I'm sorry. Damn. I'll do it. Yeah, we did a live golden hour, Bubba.

How'd it go? It was fun. Nick told me it was sick. Yeah, it was fun. I heard it was great. Yeah, it was great. Yeah, there's something we were doing fan questions. And some guys like, you guys are my favorite.

Who put this all together? And his voice was just, and then here it goes, oh, RFCC is here? Dude, we went on 20 minutes, just ripping that guy. He walked out. Oh, yeah, he walked out. It was so funny.

Poor guy. Chris was doing his thing, dude. I could not stop laughing. Oh, my God. It was so fucking perfect. It was so fucking funny. Your boy almost got in a fight in Calgary. But also at the live show, my dad came.

Oh, that's great. Papa Shob was there. Stepmom was there. Joe came. Uh, AJ, his wife came. Like my friends in Texas came, which is weird, right? Because they haven't seen me on stage. So, like, hopefully they don't get offended, man.

Yeah. I know what I do for a living. And then Eric, you know, it's my dad. They're talking about sucking people off, so he kept doing this. And he's like, Silver Foxx, he didn't know his my dad. He's like, check out this. That's a handsome dude. He's like, I bet you fuck.

I'm like, that's my dad. Did you say that? Yeah, I was like, could you not do that to my dad? Can you not make, like, you're sucking people off to my dad? My dad was laughing. That's so funny. And then my dad's not used to, the reason why my voice is so hoarse, I was at the fucking baseball field from,

7 a.m. Literally on the field at 7 a.m. We got done at 7 p.m. Tigers team won the whole championship. It's all day. I had nachos, though, to celebrate. I had nachos, but you're there all fucking day. So my dad has a flight at 7.

We're not a baseball family, right? Football, I didn't play a ton of baseball growing up. So my dad, the first game, you know, they win. And he goes, all right, great, man. You guys want to get lunch? And then I'll go there. I'm like, what are you talking about? We have another game at two.

He was like, what? I'm like, yeah, if they win that one, hopefully they do. We have another game at four or five o'clock. I won't get home to eight o'clock dad. He was like, what in the fuck? I'm like, that's travel baseball, man. And the best thing you want to be there all day, that means you're in the championship. It's literally all day.

And they won the whole thing? They won the whole thing. Did you smoke a cigar backwards to celebrate? I sure did, two of them. Wait a minute. Two of them. What did you do? I smoke cigars backwards, dude.

It's kind of my thing. Oh, no. It's my thing, Callan. Did you not see the picture of Brennan smoking it backwards? Oh, you did not. M.

M. Guru called out. God damn it. God damn it. That's great. M. In other news, Brennan shot smoked to scar backwards yesterday.

That's fucking hilarious. Orra, he doesn't play by society's rules. So at least he was cool about it. I love that dude. That's hilarious. Here's my thing, B. I didn't think,

hell yeah, podcast and 20 years phone's gone. But here's the thing. With cigars, there's no filter. So I didn't think it matter front or back. Yeah, it does.

Why? Well, no, it doesn't matter, but it does matter in a way. Like, I would have been, like, cringing. Because there's just a ritual to it. And also, you snip that part and actually does matter because the way they packed the tobacco sometimes, there's a progression to how, if it's a good cigar, it'll open up as you keep smoking it. You know, it's kind of like designed that way.

Whether that's true or not. I figured the only thing, you're also smoking paper. By the way, by the way, by the way, that, that, that, the one caveat is I'm, I'm, I also set the toxic paper on fire, so I'm smoking that. And I think that's where... Now, was it good, though? It's still a good cigar, right? You didn't notice?

Yeah, they're all good. That was Rogan's brand. So I only smoke them on Rogan. Like, I don't... Because obviously, I don't drink on or do drugs. You know, so I don't smoke on a cigar. I was in Houston, and I stopped by this. I had an hour conversation with the guy who owns the thing.

He taught me everything about cigars. I love that shit. Your boy almost got in the fight. for the first time ever in Calgary, there was a guy in my front row who, I don't know what, you know what it is, things aren't going that well for me. I have a short temper.

Hey, let's be honest. And it's gonna be fine. But, and he was just, he wouldn't shut the fuck up. And I've never done this. Yeah, and I went, you gotta shut the fuck up and the crowd went crazy.

Yeah, because usually your thing is with hecklers and that stuff. I'm great with me. It drives me nuts. Like, I'm usually doing like, dude, you want to shut the fuck up or you want to go out back? What do you want to do?

Yeah, yeah. And Brian would like, dude, just make it funny, came with kindness. I'm always good with it, no matter what. This guy was just too obnoxious, and he was ruining for everybody else. Let me ask. Was it,

so I call these either positive hecklers or negative hecklers. He sucked. Was he trying to be like, I think he was on Coke, because he kept getting up to go and then come back, so I think he was doing below.

Do you remember what are you saying? Just fucking, I was trying to get through things and he would just start shouting something that made no sense. You know, he was kind of trying to be in the mix. And just being a dick, though.

And I, and I, I just finally lost. And then I, when I got off, I was gonna, like, I was like, go fuck yourself. And then I got off and I, I've never been that way. But he looked like a shithead. He's just a shitty guy. If you're also, like stressed and like having a bad day or just like overall, like stress. But he was also ruining it. People were really mad at him for, they didn't know what the, the noise that the people around you

when you're trying to, it gets to, it bothers them. Yeah. So that, that's the main thing I care about. I can handle it. I don't give a fuck, but it's him. And then I went in, between shows, I went eight and came back. As I'm coming back, I see him alone walking towards me. And I see him, and I didn't trust myself.

I turned around and ran the opposite direction and went around all the way around. Oh, you're crazy. You don't see that? I went, pussy. He didn't see me. He didn't see me. I didn't know what I was going to do. And I was like, I saw him.

He's like, I told him on stage. And that he fucking runs. Yeah, he's crazy. You also know his co-smoked cigars backwards? Yeah, yeah. These guys, suck. A bunch of retorts. Yeah, but you know me, I wouldn't have done anything.

I wouldn't have fought. I would have been, it was snowing. It was shitty. Dude, I smoked my cigar backwards and jumped my car and went all the way home backwards. It's backwards day. That's what I did. I turned around and actually ran fast the other way. I just didn't want to deal with the awkwardness.

Do you get some hecklers lately, huh? Not really. You had one in Denver. But that was the weirdest one. Oh, that was that. So you know who she was? she was there with friends of mine who came to see me. And she, they came to me, I apologize.

They said, she was five martinis in. So what she did is she goes, I was talking about. You're doing a bit that had nothing to do with anything. Yeah, no, I said, I wouldn't, my buddy wanted me to say something about the Gaza Israel thing. And I said, I'm not going to get involved in that. I'm not going to use my platform, my Instagram to say something that's going to make a dent in that conflict that's been going on. Wait, this is Moses? You're doing this during Stan?

Since Moses had a partner in ways with the Pharaoh, right? And she goes, free Palestine. Boo, that's not funny. And the green of my hair. And gets up and I love that shit because I want to engage. And I'm like, talk to me. And then she went off and her husband and they came up there like, dude, she was with us. We're so sorry.

She was five martin when she gets drunk. She doesn't know what she's doing. And she starts to freak out. She's too old though. How old is she? Oh, I don't know. 55? Yeah, you take a clock out of here.

Brian, you have to free Palestine. Yeah. Like hilarious. You have to stop holding them down from your from on stage at a comedy show. Right. Like, hey, you, shut up. What the fuck are you going to do about it? Right.

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I brought people up on stage and make them sit down in a stool if they're too drunk. I go, listen, I'm not kicking you out. You have to listen to me now. There's going to be a quiz after that. I made a guy sit in Denver. Two years ago, I made him sit up on stage. You're probably one of the nicest people when it comes to hecklers. Yeah, I don't like it.

I don't like kicking anything out. Or Joe Coy, Joe Coy stops the show, turns the lights on and goes, this guy, I'm not continuing to get out of here. Really? Turns the lights on in arenas. Yeah. Me, I don't like... Adam Ray just did that, too, to some girl. Sometimes you have to.

Theo also doesn't fuck around with it. Rogan's the most savage I've ever seen. Yeah? See, I try and be... Because my... I never get... I've never gotten a male heckler. I only get drunk white women

who have something to say. And it's never... And the worst part is, I call them positive hecklers. They think that they're helping the show. Yeah. And it's not helpful at all. I'll never have... My rule is, if there's a bachelor at party,

they're not allowed to... sit in the front. That's a good rule. Maren will ask he used to if it's a bachelor's at party, he'll be like, they can't be in here. He doesn't even let him in. Yeah, because what happens is they start talking to each other. I don't sell tickets well enough to not let them in, so they have to come. They'll start talking to each other. They do this whole thing together. Houston was great, though, great crowds and great people. That place, the riot is a great little club. That's the first room I've ever sold out. Great club. Reminds me those like those kill boxes in New York, those like little Yeah, that's it.

It's like New York comedy. You ever been to New York Comedy Club in Gramacy? You ever been there? No. Gramer City? We've done Gramacy. We've done Gramacy. Yeah, we did do Gramsci.

So New York Comedy Club, Gramsci is the first club. Yeah, it's this little room right around the corner from the 80-seater that I do. You were the one that told me Joey's headlining the Brooklyn Improv? Yeah. But he's just doing one night then. He's doing a one-nighter? Because, yeah, I told him, I'm like, oh, dude, you're opening up Brooklyn Improft because I got the information for me.

He's like, what? No, I'm not. I'm just doing one night there, man. He's just doing a one-nighter? Yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, that's stupid. Whoops. It's like, God damn it. I saw.

I saw him and Mark Norman at the mothership. Yeah, Joey said he saw you. Yeah, and Mark was great. Joey probably ripped in there, right? Yeah, I didn't see him go up. Oh, you didn't see him go up? I went up later. Brogan said he did.

Yeah. blew the doors off. Of course. You know, I've never got, because I'm an East Coast guy, I've never gotten a chance to see Joey on stage. But I heard that it's just like, it's like lightning.

Bigger than life. It's like a fucking title way. Bigger than life. Bigger than life. So funny. Oh, real quick. So Jamie Fox posted this on his Instagram.

This is about Joe Quay who you were talking about. He went to his show. Well, Joe Coe is amazing. Craven. That's too big, though. Yeah? He's a mounting in California

in Canada. Thank you, man. You kill this. Thank you. Rest well, brother. Thank you. And thank you for letting me hang out. Bro, that shit.

That guy, that guy. Jimmy Fox is so talented. It's weird. How cool is that? He's so talented. He could wear stupid hats and no one has anything to say about it. 70,000 people. What a show.

Wow. Amazing. Yeah. What else? with the Jabba Woggi? What? Hey, what kind of show is this?

Dude, he's playing, Joe Koi's playing two stadiums. Holy shit. That's crazy. I'm doing Duckworths. I'm doing Riot and I'm sick. I'll be in Charlotte at Duckworth.

You know, I would open up for Joe. Did you? Yeah. A bunch of times. Yeah. He's funny. He sold out Braya, I think, like,

28 times. I feel like he. It was like, come do the shows. Whatever. is in every Filipino that exists in that vicinity. Yeah, like even like 200-year-old Filipinos come out. And his merch is fucking lit.

Uh-huh. I mean, Joe's the best. I suck. I don't know how to, I need your help with merch. I got you. I don't know what the fuck to put on a shirt or to put. For your fitness show, I got you.

That'll be good. That's going to be good. You're not a merch guy either. I'm not an anything guy, right? Things aren't going so well. No, Brian emerged. No, no, no. I'm having a hard time.

I'll be honest. It's all good, Brian. And I've been having a hard time. Yeah, listen. I'm not sure how to get out of it. Sometimes you get into a situation where you're not sure how to get out of it. But that's okay.

Figure it out. It's good, though. I have friends that can call and talk to. Sometimes you just, sometimes in life, no matter who you are, you're going to be in something alone and you've got to find your way through. Jim, why you bring up Jamie Fox?

You knew it was going to trigger Brian. No, it's not triggering me. When I see stuff like this, this inspires me. I've been having a moment for a while. It has nothing to do with that. By moment, you mean 40 years? I don't think it's a moment anymore.

It'd be worse. You could smoke a scar backwards. Yep, you could. You could. That always helps, too. Could be worse. I know. Has it ever made anything ever better when someone goes, it could be worse.

No, it just makes me feel worse for being a bitch. I feel like a bitch. If you tell me, well, you know, this, that name, I'm like, oh, then I mean, I mean, even bigger bitch, you know. so it's okay yeah you figure it out man just the no help yeah that's always good

I had that happen at my mom's funeral someone could have went someone my buddy went could have been both your parents fuck you I'm like I'm fucking 17 right now yeah

yeah I don't know what you do man oh it's gonna be fine I got um I got some ideas good things good things going don't worry good uh I like to bring the I like to bring it down

that you know you know by the way no matter what you're going through in life I don't give a fuck what you're doing if you start talking about it and you start saying like if somebody says how you're doing if my dad says that and I were to say to my own father uh you know I never do that because nobody wants to be around that

including me okay and it doesn't help you in any way to go so how you doing uh the but no one's asking they did No one's asking how you're doing. And I don't mean. That's just a general salutation. If you,

it's not an opening. If someone starts telling me how they're doing. Yeah. And then you're, by the way, do that. Like the real problem. Like,

oh my God. Whoa. Whoa. And by the way, I'm not fucking Dr. Phil. Also, you're not.

It's not good for you. I can't help. It's not good for you. I got my own shit. It's not even good for you to talk to yourself that way alone. Because it's like, what are you doing? Find a way out.

Create your way out of the problem. Be funny. Figure it out. Or don't. It's all good. But, you know, that's a huge, that's a, that's the biggest thing is like, if you're, if you're going through anything, if you are negative about it and you actually talk about it, like I just don't think that helps, guys.

It doesn't help, you know. Some people it does maybe, but I, but like, talking through it is not helpful. Do you have a solution that I can do that now give me a solution. I mean a hundred million dollars I can have. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Are you a therapy guy? No. No? You never tried it? Yeah, I tried it. It didn't do a fucking thing. And I tried it.

Do you work for you? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when I was younger. Yeah, because you went through your mom. It was my mom passed when I was 17. So like it helped a lot because at first I tried going to her priest, which is because you know, I thought maybe he could offer some answers and, uh, they just chalked it up

to God and he made it worse. Yeah. He kind of made, because I remember asked him like, and it was, I was a kid. I asked. So I was like, why did God take my mom? And I guess I put him on the spot. And he goes, it's because God needed her. I'm like, she was a fucking receptionist.

What are the phones? My thing is like, you saw, you saw, yeah, you saw what I did to that room in, in Denver, right? Like, I don't, I don't, I don't not crush, like, for an hour straight or more, right? And Denver was a good example of that, like, just fucking crazy. You went up there for like an hour and 50 minutes. Yeah, and crush them the whole time. And so it's not.

like I don't have that skill set. It's not like I don't have the ability. That's why you, but, you know, but that's not the issue B. No. That's not your issue. You killing has never been a problem. No, that's, that's never been your issue. It's all I've ever focused on. But you're, dealing with a lot of, like, there's a lot of competition now. So there's, yeah, there's guys out there who are better, they're younger, better at marketing, better at promoting. People know that they're there. Yes. And everything is so splintered now. There's not even less like one, four, You have to be big on everything. Like, I could sell fucking tickets off of Instagram, off TikTok,

but no one on YouTube knows where the fuck I am. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's what somebody said, too, like, you can be a wise man. If you don't have any money as an older man, it dies with you. Because if you're not wealthy and you have advice, people go, I'm not fucking taking your advice because it didn't work for you. So you're talking about all the stuff, but what is it done for you?

Correct. Like, unless you are an example of winning, then shut the fuck up. Nobody cares. And, you know, that's just the way it is. And it's true that sometimes you've spent your life working on that one thing, being an artist, being as good a comic as you can be. And then you forget about all the other shit. Well, it's a business.

And I come from that weird generation where, you know, so much of that was done for you. And a lot of guys like Rogan were always, always doing the other stuff. That's a good point. That's something that when me and you first are working at there, I noticed very early because you don't know anything about social media at all. Now I'm educating myself because it's fucking retarded. I taught you out to edit. You have to.

But the thing is, but you have to. You have to. Because you come from a generation. You have no choice. No choice. Like when you came up, you would just, you'd be on the show or on this thing and you would just show up the audience is there. But it's also ego.

So that's also my ego. So wherever you are, this is where you deserve to me. It's not like, does it only his fault? Like, it's ego because to me, I was like, oh, my stand that will carry me through. no dude no if joe core and all those guys are doing that then you have to do that it's it's not like my fucking my comedy like shut the fuck you got to do it all you got to hit it all it's a business and i never treated it like a business there's that but then you also had i had some other shit that royally fucked you yes there's that but even top dog and that was significant like louis ck i remember

when he first started coming back out and he was like oh my tip for comics nowadays is like you know don't be posting your stand up and blah blah you can't You can't do. That's not something we could do now. Like, if you're a comic today, you have to write jokes. You have to learn how to film. You have to learn how to edit. You have to learn sound. Like, it's a lot.

Like, working with you, you probably saw how much work that I had to. Like, you think I learned how to do that shit for funzies. You have to know how to do all that. And I'm doing it on my own now. I have to do it on my own. Because I'm the only person that's going to care enough, you know. Yeah. And you also need to lean into what people enjoy from you.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Comedy, just be a silly goose. Yeah. Like doing the shit where it's like, you know, like political stuff, no one cares. No. They're people who do it way better. Yeah.

And also. But also our audience is exhausted of that because it comes everywhere else. It's like you and I really don't have any great takes on it. There's also like we're educating the audience. Even if we do, it doesn't matter. That's why what Tim Dillon does is great because he's going on there dressed like a, dressed like the woman who gave this. He's also very knowledgeable. it's what he does.

So that's what you're competing with when you're trying to give a hot political take. That's the, oh yeah? Is it better than Tim Dillon's? No? No. He's so good at what. And it's because he's a great satirist.

You know what I mean? Like if you go on these podcasts and you're trying to give a real opinion, people go, yeah, don't care. You know? Yeah. Because ever, I think at this point in time,

everyone's so bombarded. Like, like, I heard Joey talking you about it on fucking fight companion. What was he saying? where it was like you go CNN at three in the morning. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like you're just bombarded every day with all this shit. It's just beating the shit. It just beats the shit out of you. My friend said that to me. I was listening to a political podcast and he goes, listening to the weather again. Yeah. Yeah.

But I will say it does make you, like I was saying before to you, like when I, because you're just bombarded with all this war shit, it makes you so happy to be a fucking American. Like we're so, anybody who says we don't have privilege just being an American, the fact that you could live in any of these countries, and if you go to, if

we're, if when we're at war as an American, you're just getting bad gas prices. Yeah. We'd go to war less if we had to deal with what these other countries have to do. Yes. That's why we do it. We make money off of it and it doesn't affect. I'm sure the Iran thing will work out. I'll tell you, speaking of, uh, not bombing is, uh, chin saying at the live show. Come home, baby. You know, my Joanna's never heard you saying. And then my, my, Joanna's never heard you saying. And then my, my, AJ, like my friends in Austin, like the families came. And like, that's your producer. I'm like, yeah, man, you can fucking sing.

Oh, well, thank you to them. I remember what I was telling you guys? I don't know if you heard me saying, but I couldn't hear myself again in this venue. So it's tough to do it when you can't hear yourself. But I just tried. It's funny because our boy, Austin, Austin Awake, yeah? Austin Awake and Austin Browse. Yeah, Browse performed too.

After we got backstage, they came up and did like the classic songs and their new songs. But Austin Awake, you know, it's me, Chris. and Eric. So between the three of us, you got, I don't know, 50 years of stage shit, you know? And he's like, man, hopefully you guys figure it out. And what are you going to do? Because we're like talking about like what we're going to do. I'm like, let's have some sort of a loose agenda, what we're going to do up there. He's like, man, I feel like you guys haven't planned this out. And I looked down on you, buddy, I'm more worried about you and acoustics than us. Like we'll trust me, we will figure it out. Yeah. The three of us talk for a living, we'll figure it out. And it was like so natural on stage too.

You guys figured it out like that. Everything was perfect. It was like Delea's not going to be funny. No, I'm not worried about it. Yeah, you're going to be fine. He's so funny. He is. And I'm actually waiting.

He, speaking of merch, that dude, his fucking merch game is fucking, he sent me his, his, because now we're the gym one. It's fucking sick. It's great. Yeah. I don't know how you guys come up with this shit. Me and Chris, we're into like clothes and shit, so it's easy. Yeah.

As you could tell, I'm not a. a fashionista. You can't tell today you're dressed like Ilya Toborah. That's right. That's right. That's too real. You're dressed identical to

I'm at a best conference. Oh man. Yeah. I'm not, I've never been a, someone actually said that in the comments. And I was like, that is like,

does he have another outfit? Because dude, I've been wearing black shirts for, if I'm performing on anything, I have to wear a black shirt because that's a body dysmorbia because do I have sweat no no well that's true classic baby because I dude I'm you sweating oh I sweat I'm a sweat you're sweaty guy oh my god you don't look sweaty no when you when you're doing a little uh stuff you your body temperature is higher right like I notice guys a lot of guys like one thing I've noticed is like if you see like we'll be around

retired fires back in the day and they'd be like you know they'd be a little flushed looking and then we take a picture and their breathing would be super rapid heavy right i'd be like we just were sitting down the whole time now i remember the day that it hit me because i remember i wore a gray shirt seventh grade did not realize the sweat that i was going to have seventh grade you're sweating seventh grade i was i was i was pit stains you run you run hot and it was so bad that i had to my my cousin's the one who pointed it out to everyone in school he goes hey everybody look at nick's armpits that's which was great i mean i just i had to wear a sweatsher for the rest of the school day because I and everyone's like are you good at my camp's cutting weight right now yeah yeah all right b let's take a little break here man because i like meat i like steakhouse yeah you can go to

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Shipping at goodshop. Dot com slash podcast. Code 50. fighter. Chin used to be fat. You know what's like, Chin to sweat. I think I run hot regardless,

so I sweat no matter what. But I don't, I don't, like. What's crazy is like, I'm not a B-O, like I never stink. My wife always told you. I never stink.

I never smell. I never, I'm not a big sweaty guy. I run hot, but I'm not a hairy guy. Yeah. Like Tiger runs hot. You know,

he doesn't stink. I don't know what it is. But I know a dude that he didn't sweat much and he stunk. We, we all knew him as the body odor guy. He stunk like, But he didn't sweat. Yeah.

Some people have that terrible. Yeah. I had a barber like that in New York and he gave me the best haircuts I ever had but he fucking stunk. I put up with it. I put up with it. Dude, I want to date a long time ago

this beautiful girl that I'd known in college. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. I couldn't understand why she was single. And we were at the elevator and I was psyched to take her out and we were at the elevator. And I was probably three feet away

and I went, that's weird. I smelled something terrible. Three feet? Literally. And then... Is it her breath? And then we're eating dinner. And I went, that's weird.

I don't know what's going on here. And I was like, was there something on me? And then we... Oh, no, no. We then went back and I tried to make out with her. And when I tell you, it was the worst breath. It was unbearable. Holotosis.

Bro, but it was unbearable. It was acidic. It was like, it was like, you know, people say burns your nostrils. I'm not joking. I was like, Jesus. I'll put up with this. I go, this is literally unbearable. is untenable. And I called her friend and I said, I got to, she goes, how'd they go? I go. Can I just

be honest? And she goes, is it her breath? And I go, you guys know? She goes, oh, she screamed. I said, you have to tell her. Her whole life is, you have to tell her. Because she's, she doesn't know. Well, you said something? No, I told her friend to tell her. Okay. So there have been three women in my life that I've been on dates with where it was that. It was crazy. I was like, what the fuck is going on? here. Dude, that's a major problem. I had, from the other end, I had a girl that me and her were were hooking up for a while and it was, it was great, you know, and she was so beautiful. And then one time, and I was going over her house and I think she just must have took a dump way too

close to me coming over. Yeah. Because she bent over and it smelled like the Bronx Zoo. That can be, that can be. And I went, this is, and I did it. I still finished, but it was the, I was like, as I was going at it. I'm like, this is the last time. Dude, I've been there. I've been there. And I, then I had to research it. It's like poo-boo-boo. Oh, dude. The rhino exhibit. It was, yeah, because you know what? So I had, I was, I dated a girlfriend, like a short period time, same thing. And she was perfect. And when I tell you, it smelled like an open grave. And, and, and I, and I looked into it. I, like, did research on it. And sometimes a woman, yeah, her floor can be off. It's bad when you have to go to the library. It's a bacterial thing. It's a bacteria. It's a bacteria. It's a

bacterial thing. And if it's off, it smells so many, y'all, let me just. It's literally, it's literally, it's literally, it's a health thing. Like, they can have a buildup of candida, like yeast and stuff, and it's a major problem. It's an imbalance of bacteria. That by the least you can solve the poop one. It's like, what do we do? Well, no, you can't, please don't have, have duty flex, which I've also seen. Oh, no. Yes. Dude, that is such a disaster. There was a, you've never gone down and you see it looks like, uh, Terrible. Big J. O'Kerson has the best reference for it where he says it looks like Army, like miniature Army men rolled miniature blunts. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

Where it's, you got to, you got to clean your shitter. You got to clean your shitter. You got my dingle bears. Yeah. When it's the, when it looks like little blunts inside the hair. Dude, there was a, there was a soccer player. This girl was so sexy, so hot. And this is another one. And all these memories come back. I was in New York. And she was fantastic. And she had dingle bears. She had fucking poop. Flex of duty around the old ring. And I was like, this is not acceptable. I cannot have this.

No, sir. Here's the thing as a guy, I don't know about you guys. I've always still done it, but I've always gone, this is the last time? Well, you got to still do it because you got to be a fucking soldier. Because I'm a gentleman. You're a gentleman. I'm not going to make you feel bad.

You don't want to embarrass the woman. Of course you've got to be a gentleman, but Jesus is at heart. Yeah. Once you see the flakes, especially Well, bad smells. Oh, fuck. My old girlfriend, this is so crazy. She was on a date with this guy.

He just didn't smell good. He didn't smell good. She tried it again, didn't smell good. She never did anything with him. It was just, you know, turned out of the AIDS. And he died in New York. Yep. Have you ever been with your,

where she has shit stains? Oh, geez. It's strange. Come on. Yes. I'm surprised when they don't have shit stains. Like on her under? It's in a thong.

And that thong is in. their asses. Oh, no. Like if we would wear thongs, bloody. It's in Brownville. So I had Brownsville. A girl had shit stain.

Yeah. I had same thing. I had Brownsville. And her feet were filthy. That's disgusting to me. Her feet were fucking filth. They were black. I was like, hey, listen, man.

Like, I understand if you had to trek across a fucking desert. It was a Venice foot? It was a, yes. And I was like. Was after a night out on the town? No. She wore sandals all the time? It was the middle of the day.

And I was like, your feet are filthy. And you have a poo-poo stain. And I can't have it. A poop stain, I don't get out. All of them don't have it. Well, you, are you a foot guy? No, but I just would rather your feet not be. I'd rather your feet not be, look like moccas and.

There's some guys who like dirty feet on it. Sure. Some guys are like dirty feet. There are a lot of guys that like all that stuff. I ain't one of them. No, no, no. There are people that like poo. Not many.

You have to lose. There's something about losing a world war that that, that, that, Those people like poop. Germans. Japanese. Un Schneiser. Once you lose a world war. You're in the shit.

Yeah, there are girls like men to be dirty and smell bad because it's just like Well, they like their B.O because like they're working hard. Yeah, you smell like a man. Like a, like a boar. Yeah. But it's, that's one thing, BO is one thing. Poohoo is unacceptable because it's, it's called hepatitis. It's disgusting.

I'd rather not. It's disgusting. I don't like my own, if my own poo is anywhere near anywhere, I'm like, get me the fuck out of here. Dude, I had a situation one time, met this girl at a bar. She brought me back to her place. And I should have known something was off because she had a lot of tie-dye in her apartment and a lot of fucking, like, it was a very hippie-ish apartment. And she went, you know, and the girl goes to tie the hair back and you're like, here we go. She ties the hair back.

It looks like the girl from the ring under both armpits. Here? Hair. Oh, check please. Hair. I can't. Have you? This is a.

It got worse because, okay. I wasn't going to stop, you know, but I was also, this is back when I drank and I passed out. And she had four different roommates. So she let me just lay there with my pants down. And I woke up the next morning completely soft. And the rest of her girl roommates walking around. Walking around with my soft, not impressive. Have you ever?

Have you ever seen, have you ever had hair on someone's booty, a girl's booty? Yes, it's disgusting. Yeah, like one long anus hair. No, I'm talking about tarantula. On the old, on the old cheeks. Tarantula. I'd be out, dude. It's such a disaster.

Like on the cheek? Yes, sir. No, I've never seen cheek. I was like, I was like, wait a minute. You have, what Iranian woman were you hooking up with? She was Italian girl. I go, you have black hair on your butt. How do you not, like, I can't have that.

I've seen the spider in the hole. Yeah, that's, that's, yeah. The spider. I actually had to ask the girl. I was like, what's up? What's up with this? She goes, I just don't believe in shaving. I was like, you should.

Yeah. I know, uh, there's a, there was a famous person who was, who got with another famous gal. And I said, I said, what, what happened? He goes, she's great. And I go, well, what? And he goes, I just have a thing with somebody who has a bare paw down there. And I, what are going to do. So much hair.

It was crazy. I was like, ooh, that's interesting. Pretty famous person. Hair is disgusting. I don't like hair on a girl. Even though.

Nobody does. Some guys do. Not really. Not really. They're called gay men. I grew up around a lot of Italian and Latin women, so I've seen a lot of hairy forum. Harry forum,

which is weird as a kid, love to grow the hairy forum. Don't know why. You did? Yeah. Well, you're gay man. Because,

because, because, You know, because girls, Latin girls and Italian girls always have that dark hair on their forearms when they're younger. Most Latins aren't too hairy, man. No. You South American girls got hair, buddy. Well, I don't know. Because, because, yeah, that, I've heard these gay men, these two gay men were complaining that most men that they hook up with are too shaved and quaffed.

And they just would like ones to have a straight deal. You're hanging out with real gays. Real gays. They want, they want hair. They want a hairy man. gay yeah that's a type though that's a type a bear just a big old bear it's an old school gay otter i think you'd be an otter right you mean i'd be hairy like no like you're a small hairy guy but i'm not that hairy you're you're pretty hairy dude am i yeah yeah yeah you got some hair you got a fucking beard

you got a little belly grays yeah here everywhere but your head you don't get back here though right what's that you get back here no no no i get the wings yeah see that's you billed thin slim him. Hair, hairy chest, body facial hair. Oh, I'm a little otter.

I'm a little otter. You're a hairy little twink. But I'm not a fucking twink. You're a hairy little twink. You're a twink in the game. I'm 175 right now. That's Twinkie. That's twink territory.

You're on tea and still victim weight. Yeah, you'll be over 200, not to be a toy. I was at the mothership and country music gal, sweetheart and said, she goes,

I thought you were 5-5. Wow, you're really tall. And I went, well, that's the best compliment. man, I'll take that. When you're my age, you get that comment. And you're like, oh, I'm, I'm going to hold on to that for a long time. And I was walking around, like, she was, I'll tell you.

And I was wearing these boots. And I was like, six feet. That's a lie. Five, ten. Six feet. And I am in these boots. I think you're over five, ten. I am.

You know, it's crazy? Before I met you, I was like, he has to be five four. Yeah. There's no way. And you know, you look like a short guy. But then I saw, then the fact that you're taller than me fucking blew my mind. Yeah. Is how tall are you?

five depends on who's a exactly five seven I am five seven and three quarters you're exactly five five seven it's five six yeah I'm not giving you five seven and a half and it's fine I'm five seven and three quarters solid five seven

you got a little bladder thing going on so much before we get in here yeah you got diabetes what's going on? I wish add it to the list add it to the list yeah so let's take a break I got boots and I got a jacket from true work okay and I'm telling you that as far as my jacket is concerned I wear that thing all the time

anytime it's even I take it with me anytime I go to a client climate yeah they said like the way it looks they sent me a pair of like cargo like khaki yeah basically like you like car heart or dickies but it's not but I wear it in the heat yes so it's breathable yeah heavy cotton when it gets wet when you sweat in it it is dude we're talking about moisture wick and wind resistant insulated fabrics that keep you comfortable mobile all day long it's advanced performance fabrics that are originally developed for extreme outdoor conditions. Yep, I rocked them on stage. Listen, over 50,000 five-star reviews from pros in every trade and climate. All right, we're talking about real feedback from electricians, plumbers, contractors working through brutal winters.

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and your fucking neck, dude. Yeah. Now, now, now, uh, you do look bigger. It might be the shirt, though, too. Is there a little, is this shirt cut? Is there a little trend going on? What are we doing here? Anavar.

You're doing a little antivar? So you're doing a little. I can steal your house right. We got peptides, testosterone and an anabar. You also have retarge. Yeah, I'm full retard. I smoke cigars backwards. I do anavar.

You, you are a, you are a, you are a gorilla. Yeah. I remember when time I said to Rogan, like, oh, it was kind of embarrassing. thing yesterday when I walk in, you know, I'm walking up to a team. And some dad goes, bro, we, I go, hey, I'm here. And he goes, we saw you. The moment, yeah, you're fucking trucked. You're a fucking house. A long time. You're six four wearing an orange shirt. We could see you. Yeah. A long time ago, Rogan and I were talking, because Rogan was talking a lot about jiu-jitsu and fighting around you and you were quiet. And then I, I just kind of looked at him. I go, I go, you know,

you ever seen him, like, roll? Do you know, like, what he does to do? And he goes, he's a fucking gorilla. Yeah. He's a gorilla. Like, like, it's never lost on Joe what you could do in the room,

you know, it was so funny. I was like, you know, yeah. Corrilla. There's something, I'll fight chin right now.

Now, now, now, can I get a little, can I get a little, can I get a little, can I get a little, uh,

clarity on Anavar. How do you feel? Uh, good. You definitely maybe a 10% increase in strength. Is your liver going like this? That's a lot. No,

because I take a bunch of shit. clear my liver. You do? So, Var is actually like the least safest, cleanest. Are you supposed to get your levels checked a lot? Yeah, it weighs to well. I do even women do. Women do out of our lives. That's like what the most common female steroids take. That's the girls that are really hard

looking. My type with big sticks? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You like a thick girl. You like a muscular girl. I like a big black guy, but I mean, but if they're not, if it's not a giant black guy, then I like a, I like a woman who's I actually know, what I like is a girl who has An athletic athletic legs and ass

Like a cross fit It's not the shredded Like that right there Is pretty hot I appreciate it If I see a girl is really It's more the shape Like if she's got shoulders

A waist A booty You want when you bend them over You want it to look like a guy No No no no I don't want to bang a guy I just want a girl

You want to look That's too much right B or is that you're fine No that's not too much That's just fine for me I got no problem with that girl Brian needs to bang Buck Angel. That's Brian's type right there.

Who's Buck Angel? Bring a Buck Angel. That's a dude, right? Like that girl right there. See the muscles on her? They're like, I'm very happy with all that. That's, I like him. That guy. That's a lady right there. That's Brian's dream. That's a jacked dude with the vagina. Where is she? Right there? Is that the same person? I don't like a girl's short hair.

What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, oh. It went from guy to girl? Yeah, type in Bucking Angels vagina. That's impressive. He still has a pussy. Oh, yeah. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. So she started that way? She was delicious. And then she became a guy? Yeah. Oh.

Okay. That's the same person on the right? Yeah. Okay. That bums me out with all due respect. Fucking science, bro. Science is crazy. She's a guy.

Man, that's a commitment right there because she was quite beautiful. But I guess that's a classic example of somebody who really felt like a man. Damn. That is mind-blown. So pretty. But the short hair? Come on. Damn, she was super pretty.

Super pretty. She looks like pink. Yeah, a little bit. But much, yeah, but, but, yeah. Yeah, that's a. That's Brian. That's, that's perfect for you. Yeah.

It's a starter. Well, there, there's some, yeah, there'll be some crossfit gals. I was at the gym in Calgary, which was a bodybuilder gym, and there were some strong gals in there. And I was, uh, I was admiring. I was looking in a like. I don't know if like, that's a little, that's a little, shredded than me. Yeah, that's a little much.

That's, it's got a pretty face, but that's a little much. I don't like the bulky shoulders. Yeah. I want to be more feminine. That's just too much. There's something weird about this.

Ebs on a girl. Yeah, now that's Brooke Pence, who I've met. She's, she's a rocked out. Yeah, I think she's very attractive. Very attractive woman.

Would you be fine with a girl that's stronger than you? No. Not, that's not one my thing. No. I don't want to be picked up and carried around.

But I, but like, you know, that's not my thing. But that right there, she's not stronger than me. The other thing that's sexy about gals is that they're still gals. Like, you'll grab them and you're like, oh, I dated this awesome bodybuilder when I was young man. And, you know, I'm skinny. I was nothing. But she was not close. She was not close to as strong as I was.

But she was so hot. Did you ever see, what was that show? I think it was Japanese or is Korean? Oh, yeah. Physical one, 100. When they had the bodybuilder girl go against the. Yeah. Now that's too much, though, because that's,

She's taken, she's got a deep voice with an Adam's apple. I'm not into that. I don't like masculine. I like a girl who's athletic. Jim, did you date a girl stronger than you? Let me ask the question. No. Nope.

I like short, like petite, you know, cute girls. I don't want. Now that girl's on the, that Korean girl from physical one, she's on the Korean national wrestling team. And that's very attractive, but that's a lot. What about a girl with better jits than you?

No, I would be, I'm very happy. You could date McKenzie Dern. I'm very happy with that because what I would do is train until I got better. Yeah, Paige is gorgeous. McKenzie Derns. Page is a classic example. I think she's insanely hot. You think Paige could tap you?

No comment. I train a lot right now. A lot. That Korean girl's pretty. I'm also an old man. I give some career events, Jen. But I've rolled with some back in the day with some. You already called me bragging.

I didn't call you. I just said, I said, I said, I said, I called. No, no, no, I said, I called you when I said, you were exact words that I fucked that. No, I did not. I called you and I said, I'm surprised. I called you and I said, I'm just surprised that and you go, are you? Because that's what I've been telling you. Yeah.

Okay. Let's start with. Start with Paris Morgan. What's going on with that? He walked up in his own show. Yeah. So you know about this? Let me brief.

So that guy was featured on, um, inside the manosphere. Mm-hmm. And, you know, he, he, the guy. The guy is hilarious. The guy's English. He's like my age. He's a real reporter. No, no, no.

No, that, not back here. No, this guy. No, the guy from the Netflix. He's a guy. He's so, he's just such funny guy. And all he did was let this guy talk. And the guy goes, look, this girl blew me. I have it on my phone and he was doing all his stuff.

And he just kind of let this kid dig his own hole in a lot of ways. And then the kid got really mad because Netflix made him look bad. But it was like, but brother, young man, my young friend. But with the edit and stuff, he'd take you, context, but if you're talking like that, showing that stuff, like, what do you think they were going to do? They lured a guy in because they, one guy was young and he, he's not young, but he's like in his 20s. And they lowered a gay guy in because he was online and then they beat him up. They, they gay bashed him. And Louis, like, put that out there and he's like, this is what's going on.

It's, it's not cool. And, you know, the, I'm sorry, but as a bro, a lot of the mannosphere stuff is toxic and shitty. It's really dorky. And it's dorky because it's like. But also the guys doing that aren't very alpha. Like that, that, they're not. You're going to call a gay guy over. Yeah,

exactly. No, what it is. Yeah. I could have told you that. But you're going to call a gay guy over to beat him up. Like, that's not what men do.

No. That's not cool. Exactly. And so what my feeling is that these young men, all of them don't have fathers. All of them come from shitty backgrounds. And they're trying to invent their idea of masculinity based on some old fashion horseshit thing where girls should be,

or based off social media. Girls should be, yeah, girl should be automaton's and they should be really subservient. That doesn't exist. If you have kids with, the woman you grow up you fucking stop with that they're just young they have no idea what they're talking about let me see this true also most of them are just con artists right yeah like they're

they're pushing a course they're all selling they're sell oh that's the other thing he did so they're selling crypto schemes yes but this guy took 500 dollars you know what he put it into he followed the guy's advice in his program and of course well if you're listening to crypto listen to listen if you buy a course to become an alpha you're a fucking beta well this young man it's beta to a beta course. That's beta. That's gay. It's even gayer to buy the course. It's all a gay thing. It's a con. It's a con. At my age, but again, a lot of these kids don't have dads and stuff, so they, they don't know where to find that wisdom. At my age, I have compassion. I just look at that young dude is 23. And I, and I,

people want to make fun. I want to give him a hug. Like, I want to, I want to, I want to be a guy who goes. No, no, I want to go, I want to go, hey, man, there's a different way to do this. And masculinity isn't that. Let me see this, Jen. And I'm no liberal. Can we also be honest about this too where it's like these guys push these people. Oh, these girls can't have slept with more than three people and this and that. And like, and they're always like shitting on girls for being like for wanting a high value guy or whatever. You know what I mean?

And it's like, you know, if you're a hot girl, you shouldn't like if you have a daughter, you don't want her to date some fucking loser. Everybody wants a high value person. Yeah. Like why are we? And then they're big, oh, this girl just she wants a guy who's six feet tall and makes money. Yeah. You're fucking weirdo. Yeah.

Let me see it, Jen. Yeah. about you. I watch the documentary. I think you're a idiot. I think you're a misogynist homophobic twerk. Now hold on. Stop for a second. Pierce does this to get the rebuttal. Like Pierce is my age or older. It's not, there's nothing productive about taking a 23-year-old kid like this who's already confused and already doing this. Brian, unless you're in media. And Pierce Morgan makes millions of dollars

here's is the world's biggest rage baiter. Is that what it is? That's what he's doing. I listen to him all time. I listen to him all time. He's doing this on purpose. I'm a fan. He's is rage bait born.

It's just that you're literally trying to, it's never going to work out here. This is going to be bad. This kid has no idea what to do it. Let me see, Jim. We featured in the Netflix dock inside the Manosphere, and things got heated when he sat down with Pierce Morgan to discuss the dock. While they're insulting each other,

HS pulls up this photo of Pierce's wife from her Instagram to try to embarrass Pierce. She's laying by a sign that says wanted, pool boy, no experience needed with the caption, applications now open, which causes Pierce to end the interview and walk off his set. Soon as you're away. All right. Let's just this. Applications are open. All right. That's your team, bro. That's your goal.

Let's end this, please. His wife's whole social media is cut you know what. I'm not doing this. Sorry, guys. It's pointless. Have you ever seen his wife's socials? Who is what I think about here? Really.

Let's see that. It's bad. Really? Like what? I hope she took some of it down. It's like talking about this guy with a big dick. And like it's like it's a lot of stuff. It's like I get it.

Is she raised rating too? There's there. There's her with the huge penis guy. Where? Right there. The guy with the book. He wrote the book, huge penis?

Right. Is this her though? I just typed in his wife and this is the first thing that popped up. That's his wife. Yeah. Okay. This guy's like a, I remember seeing him on different TV shows like a gay dude.

Like most of our socials. I don't know if she took some of the, it down. Go back to. But she's why she took the comments off. Comments are off, yeah. Okay. Well, I did see some stuff like, you know, her wanting attention from like a pool boy,

like the one we just saw. It was that. It was her take her, like talking about her break with peers. Are they no longer together? They're back together, but they've taken a break. That's her way and in bed with some dude. Like it's. Where?

Where? Go up a little bit. Right there. See the laying down? shit i don't see it which one's not oh yeah they are laying down oh this one yeah in bed oh he's gay rupert ever's gay robert ever okay and the comments are off though yeah rupert's very gay let me see if i have something on then yeah that's a tough look yeah there we go here we go oh that's not very manly dude yeah that's one of her posts

oh well so husbands away mr suds come so this guy can give it back too you know that's what he does And then this is one I just saw. But I didn't think the kid, I actually watched it. I don't know. I didn't think that he got fucked. I think he just let the camera roll. That's her with Lenny Kravitz. He's taking a three-year vow of abstinence at the time.

Shame. I'd be pissed at my wife. Me too. Won't let me have male friends because he's convinced that they want to have sex with me. Yeah. No, Pierce is right on that. Yeah. And this is Roblo.

Roblo's turning into an older woman. Roblo and Ryan Sechrest have the same person working on their face. Oh, let me see. She says, by the way, in the barrier, she says, don't rush. She says, don't rush home, Pierce. So she's making them seem like kind of like. That would drive me the fun. That would drive me fucking.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no. I mean, that's not respectful. What are you doing? And she's a mom, too. You can have that shit. What are you doing? I don't know.

Yeah. Okay, so there's plenty of posts. Oh, you said who did you want? Ryan Sechrest. Yeah, let me see what's going on with him. I was watching American Isle last night. I've been watching it. I'm like, he has an ozimic face now.

Oh, boy. No, go back, Jim, go back. You see the, that one? He's a little fella. Very small, man. Oh, boy. So, in all fairness to him, he's definitely taking something. And also the fact that how old is this guy?

He's younger than me, Bob. Is he? Yes. He looks rough. Let's see. Yeah, he's like that ozempic face. where when you're already skinny He's eight years younger than

When you're already skinny and you do it It's like that ain't fair Staying in the closet that long He's probably got to weigh in on you Is he married? Did he ever get married? I'm not sure Hold on this face right here looks

He's the brains behind the Kardashian show though This must be This must be Ozempic right Is that what it is? That's Ozempic face yeah I don't like that at all Why are you taking the Ozempic? He was skinny

He's 135 pounds You're already thin, real thin Little, he's a little guy. I worked with him. He's a good guy. He's just not a big guy. That's a definition of a beard. Considered single.

Still single. Does he, has he ever had kids? Following his model. No children? Hold on. Wow. No children.

Yeah, of course. You know what I mean, Bubba? Like when you see a 51 year old, you're like, you've got no kids. I'm always like, hmm. No. Yep, there it is. So he's the center of his own universe. Uncle life.

Okay. Never a great love. That's a gay guy. Uncle life. Also, I love cock. That's what that means. Yeah. because they don't have kids.

Or he's just so into himself. No, he's into hot cock. I didn't get that when I was hanging out with him. He wants to have kids, he says. Yeah, a lot of guys will say that. Yeah, that's true. We dated, but there was nothing physical. Twinks usually don't go out of each other.

That's probably true, right? But I'm going to get mad if you keep calling me a twink. I'm 175 pounds. Yeah, be over 200. You'd be over 200. to consider a twink. What? Really?

Is that the thing? Yeah. I can't even try. When you're still in victim weight territory, when you're still in victim weight territory, you're a twink. Is that right? Mm-hmm. But wait, 175 is a victim weight?

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Yeah, Ryan See Cros that O's Zempic face Oh, this one has been pretty big too So The Bachelorette The Star What's going on with that? She'll ask Gussie of her kids What?

Well, I mean, I don't know if it's because of what happened On the video footage But so the person she was with Before her ex He recorded a video of her Basically beating him up I saw that

Yeah, I saw that one And they were supposed to like Have this premiere for The Bachelorette Which cost, people are saying It costs like 100, or something like that to do the whole thing. Oh, and she posted a video. No, no, no.

He posted her beating the shit out of it. Someone, someone got the footage. Huh? She caught him in a guillotine too, yeah. Let me see this. But they're not sure exactly who put the footage out there, but hold on. It's very, very bad. The fallout.

Yeah, look at you. Look, look. Yeah, look. This is called. This is full of views. She's been watching Dustin Porier at the jumping guillotine. Yeah. See, Taylor?

This is all you do. It's the only thing you know how to do is hurt me. Hein, you think this is okay? Not okay. Oh, let me go. What girl's hit? Dude, leave me alone.

Crazy girls, dude. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my daughter's right there. Your daughter is right here. E. Oh my God You gotta stop her Call the cops

Because your daughter's right there That is so bad How old is her daughter? She got kicked out the show, yeah? They stopped all shooting Yeah, it's done At what point does a man have to defend himself there? Like, you know

You can never hit her You just have to hold on to her You have to just take her down Why was she so mad? You have to take her down Hold the arm He just had an argument, I'm not sure You can hold it down, but then your daughter's there.

So what you have to do is get out. What I would do is just run out of the house. I would have got my daughter and got out the house. I wouldn't leave the kid with her crazy ass. And she lost custody of the kid too. You should. You are obviously somebody who has no control of yourself. That's dangerous and it's terrible.

Now, when men do that, they end up killing somebody. So like for all of us, we're like, you know, she's smaller, but that's, you can't be throwing shit of people like that. That's fucking crazy. Because that, she will kill him or something. She's obviously not in control of herself. Oh, here's the, I was up last night watching Slam Frank. Now, hold on. Is this, this is AI?

No. This is an actual real play? Yeah. It's Anne Frank. The musical. Let me see. Oh, it's a Latin X singer too. No.

Attitude. Fact is in. And fact is bad. I'm maddie. Then go back and like it's a habit. I'm fin will rewrite the diary. Until the poplar is going to rewrite my diary. I know this is watering me.

A diary. Like capitalism. This is not a real. No wonder why she got caught. She's up there fucking spitting bars. Stay quiet. It's not a real, but it's very, very creative, I will say. No, that's real, B.

Stop capitalism? Scroll down. That's the real guy who's composed it. This is another sneak preview for my Anne Frank Afro-Latin hip-hop musical slam Frank. This guy's kind of genius. I didn't sing to it.

I'm telling you, I would go see this in a heartbeat. No heartbeat. Listen, the guy's talented. That's all I'm going to say. But that's kind of crazy. I don't know what to make of that. I don't know what to make of it. Sometimes you don't know what to make of it.

Sometimes you don't know what to make. I know what to make about that woman beating her husband in front of her child. Like, you know what? I'm going to be honest. If she was doing that and not in front of her child, I'm going to go, I don't know what happened. I might give her a pass because maybe he did some shit and shit. You know, like, but you did that in front of your daughter. You got to go.

Wait, he got sued? Yeah. So the guy, this guy was on, um, $27,9. Godfrey's podcast. This was hilarious. And then on Godfrey's podcast, he was saying like, you know, the lyrics. You know, everyone talks about how the lyrics. You know, everyone talks about how the lyrics is just like the baby, whatever, like the lion.

Yeah, yeah. Lion Cub, that's it, whatever. He says something like that. And then now the composer's saying he's misconstruing the actual lyrics. And he's sued him for $27 million. He's suing him. Oh, my, look, a lion. Oh, my God.

And he's, there's a comedian. What is, what is, what was that? Wait, Disney's suing him? No, no, no. The composer of the song is suing this guy because of he was on Godfrey show. There's nothing. He's not going to love to see that core case. But yeah, 27 million is insane.

It ain't happening. Good luck with that. What does, but can you look up what is actually being said when he's holding the line up? Let's go to chat on this one. Yeah. This is a chat, JPC question. I see a lot of cyber truck stuff under the chin. I've been looking at it, man.

Chin, chin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. What? Say when he's holding the lion up. And he sings to the entire animal kingdom. No, it's right there, dudes. You got to pay attention.

It's right there. Here comes a lion, father. Oh, yes, it's a lying. That's what they're saying. Here comes a lion. Father, oh, yes, it's a lion. I mean, he's right. Here comes a lion.

Father, oh, yes, it's a lion. Basically, or, oh, my God, it's a lion. That's hilarious. Isn't that what he said in the video, too? That's what I thought. I could have sworn he said that, but he must have said something a little bit differently. He said, look, a lion. Oh, my God.

You know what? Fuck this guy. I don't want to hear this misrepresentation. Did you guys see the reacher? Oh, yeah, that's the one I'm going to pull up right now. Why was he fight that guy? I don't, I guess. Yeah, he beat the shit.

Also, don't fight if your neighbor's reach. That's like one of the worst neighbors to fight. That's a big boy. Yeah. That's a big boy. those in front of his kids too. How much does he weigh, man? I think he's got to be almost 300 pounds.

But why's he fucking this guy up? I was feeling that has something to do with the motorcycles. Yeah, he was with his kids. He was with his kids in the neighborhood. And this guy, like, tried to do some shit to him. Hey, don't fight Thad Castle. That's a bad idea. And but this guy keeps mouthing off.

Yeah, the entire time it didn't stop. But then this is also weird, too. No, because he, he was still revving and he didn't pick it up. And what's that guy doing? He keeps picking something up And then he puts it on his shoe or something Like what hell's that? That guy's a piece of shit though

Like get out of there with his kids like We don't have any context of this brand Who knows if they're gonna I'm always on reach your side bro Here's the thing about I've never seen the show Alan Richardson is a fucking Was he 6 5 almost 300 pounds Guy on guy on gear And he also has

Anger management issues We don't Was he? I didn't know that. Don't start shit with it. Yeah, he's talked about it. Oh,

shit. Those kids were just like, oh, that's my dad. Don't, that's a school bus of a man you don't want to fuck with. Yeah,

that guy found out. Unless you're a trained fighter. That guy wasn't small either. They beat him up, but this is a big boy. He's 6.3, 240. He's got to be bigger than that. He's only 6.3?

Oh, often appearing taller on screen on screen and dude of boots. Interesting. Still, big boy. He's, like, thick though,

like really. Alverson physique now. he's huge now physique now I wonder why he was fucking the neighbor up so bad he has to know a lawsuit headed his way now he's a fucking monster

that's a large dude I thought that was me at first because of the T unless you're trained in fighting you don't want a problem with that no even then I bet you he still takes out

the uh 140 like what would say like what way UFC? What like UFC? Maybe not UFC Calvert. Maybe. Every UFC fighter male is fucking his world up.

You think so? Every single one. Somebody's going to get behind him and choke him out. Hey, fellas, I don't know who needs to hear this. He can't fight. You never know. Hold on. No, I know.

All right. He can't fight. He always says this. And you're talking about Reacher and I'm about to get pissed. Bring up Reacher training. If he was my neighbor, I could literally go over every morning and piss down his throat. Yeah, you're the same size in training. Yeah.

That's different. Yeah. What about someone who's not. top 10 UFC fighter. No, no, it'd be a problem. He can't fight guys. Yeah. If you don't, if you can't fight, you're going to get, uh, can you see if there's anything

of him? No, we don't need to know how we got big. Is there anything of him like actually hitting a mitts or anything? I just want to see if he's, well, there's the training footage. That's not him. Yeah, but I need to see him. We don't care how he lives. Say Jack, he just asked to look for training.

Say no. Fin, chin. Yeah, what do you want? If you could just put, he's got me, multiple times before. Hitting mitts, boxing, any of that, please. No, just look in to see. he has any formal training. Yeah, now if he

knows any of that, just hitting mitts. He's still an actor, guys. Hey, you got to stop calling him an actor, dude, because that shit is real. A lot of the, a lot of reacher, they actually get real life situations and they just happen to have the camera there. Is there a better way to do it because everything, when I

want to type that hitting myths? Okay, what about a not UFC caliber fighter, amateur fighter? That weighs 130. There are guys who are 130? 130. One 30? Amateur? I don't know actors usually

If the guy's a black belt and jujit I mean sure he's a giant theater kid But you know there are wrestlers at 1 30 who would put him on his back 100% right Yeah If the guy can wrestle If the guy can box If the guy you know if the guy can kick your legs

It's gonna be an issue Like a striker would have the most trouble with him now Yeah if you like beer hugged him Mm-hmm yeah But a good Like a guy who makes grappling his career career. Oh, like a Mikey Mesemezia is or whatever the fuck. No, maybe I'm saying just a

any 1-45er who's like worth his salt, you're going to have some problems. I think that's it for not, but you guys did see that airplane crash, right? Yeah, we're going to do with it. I know, I know. So that's, that's pretty much the biggest news. All right, let's get out of your kids. Yeah. We did it, guys. We did it. We freaking did it again. We're going to be, Nick. We're going to be next session, guys. Hopefully it helped. Yeah. What are you going to,

Where are you going to be at, B? I'll be in Buffalo, New York. So so hot up there right now. Yeah, this week. That's going to be fun. And then April 10 and 11, I'm at the Irvine, California. That'd be a fun one. The improv.

Nice. That's going to be good. We're going to get, Nicholas. So on the 8th of April, I'm going to be in North Carolina. And then on the 22nd, I'm going to be at New York Comedy Club in Stanford. And then the 23rd, I'm at the Tropicana in Atlantic City. There you go. Nice.

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