The Fighter & The Kid - Will Compton & Taylor Lewan | TFATK Ep. 919
Episode Date: August 17, 2023Will Compton and Taylor Lewan of Bussin' With The Boys join Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen for the first time on the show. The guys talk the true story of Taylor big money gambling with Dana White, b...ehind the scenes at Power Slap, meeting Trump, David Portnoy buying Barstool Sports back for one dollar, their Beer Olympics, stories of Johnny Knoxville, Vince Vaughn and Pat McAfee and much more! Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/ House Of Macadamias - For a limited time, Fighter and the Kid listeners a free box of 45% macadamia snack bars - one of each flavor - when you visit houseofmacadamias.com/tfak plus 20% off your entire order with code TFAK
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Yes we did, cause we back at it again
It's the fight only in the kid
This is really the fight only in the kid
Come on baby
Yeah
That's what I was saying
I didn't even want to ask cause I was like
That's my life fellas
Yeah well I live a little bit far away
I want you to move the studio
You guys have bags
I'm at a hot and beach
Are you on the ocean?
Yeah
Are you down there?
Yeah
You're on the ocean We're in the sun Dude you down on it? Yeah, you're on the ocean
We're in the sun. I'll take you ladies fine. L.A. is totally fine. Yeah
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Fuck's it is on the royal
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I don't you get on the bluff out there
Right on Neptune. Yeah, it's on fucking believe
I like this guy. Yeah, I mess with that. That's where I want to retire
Now sell your watch and that porcelot side done. I don't think so man
That's like that's where it's got a lot of possessions. That's where canelo lips big materialistic guy
I like your items
That's not an insult by the way that no used to be cards was like a childhood thing the watch was you know I I got, you know, it's not an insult by the way that. No, it used to be. Cars was like a childhood thing.
The watch was, you know, I'm not, you know.
You know, materialists are usually like, you like craftsmanship.
You like craftsmanship.
I call these kids.
He loves, he loves like quality stuff.
Hell yeah dude.
You like nice stuff.
I like nice stuff.
I think what's big kids.
I think what's big kids.
All around materialist things like, I don't want to be that guy, but you got a couple nice
things.
It's fucking nice.
It bothers me. I'm sorry want to be that guy, but you got a couple nice things. It's fucking nice. It bothers me.
I'm sorry I just got this podcast.
It bothers me that you have that shiny, raven, that raven wing shine to your thick
mane and you hide it under that fucking hat.
We all got hats.
It's talking to you.
You want to see this?
Oh, you have to see that.
Look at that hair, bro.
Baba. I mean, it's pretty standard. Brian was talking to you. You want to see this? Oh, you're just looking at hair, bro.
Baba.
I mean, it's pretty standard.
Brian was the fuck you.
Dude, I'm obviously not like into older guys, but if you were giving the opportunity,
Cahlin's definitely top 10.
He did that slender dome around.
I literally picked him up.
Actually, I have to give you a compliment.
When I walked outside to take a toozie, before we started this thing, I was like, hey,
do you walk around? You just ate shit.
Yeah, I did.
It was, here's the worst part as he walked in the bathroom with me.
I just sat there with my butt cheeks clenched and tell he like, do you want to finally
left?
And he was like, talking to me while I was sitting there.
I'm so uncomfortable.
He's all things good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Outside, man.
You're babe, you know, like the Delta guy, he's talking about the Delta guy.
I got a shit.
It's like a faucet down here, dude.
Let me fucking do this.
I don't get it.
By the way, but let's look it back to what I was saying.
I fucking, I walk up to the door and say,
what'd you say about me?
Because I'm like, hey, where's Callan?
As I was walking out the door.
I picked him up.
I grabbed him.
And I picked him up and more dense than I expected.
There's a dense, there's a dense, there's a dense.
It's not a lot of give.
You're stream, however, in the urinal, you need to go see a doctor. I got it dense, there's a dense, there's not a lot of give. You're stream however, in the urinal,
you need to go see a dog.
I got to, you need to go fucking,
that's a shame.
That was super, so good.
By the way, yours feels like a,
it's like you're like an awesome power
when it gets out of the cryo chamber.
Yeah, I can be, he's like,
I mean, I was with the biggest prostitute.
Our Del, Del, Del, the Kyle Morgan, our Delta buddy,
yesterday, I'm pin, he said the same fucking thing yesterday.
Said same thing, he goes, I haven't probably
a prostitute, I go, I'm fucking pin, is it gonna be a little, said same thing, he goes, I haven't probably processed it,
I go, I'm fucking pin, is it gonna be a little longer?
It's a weak stream, whether you got something,
I'm gonna need to go see, you need to get three knuckles deep.
That's true, right?
You need to go to a doctor, it's true for two.
Three knuckles, it's a lot of knuckles.
I don't know, brother, you can make sure
it's flat as a pancake, they don't do that anymore,
they take a blood test.
No, they put your feet, they're free.
No, you do have the game, you don't just do it.
You know, there's got to be a stock ticket,
a stock roll. Yeah, I'm old stock, trial and let it fuck on hand. I'm old stock, I'm gonna do that new technology, get those fingers up there. Hey, you don't have the game. You don't just do it. You know, there's got to be a spot. Yeah, I'm old.
Stop trailing. I'm old.
I'm gonna do that new technology. Get those. Yeah. Hey, Doc, I'm
whole blood. Yeah. Yeah.
You have a peach for me son. And he goes like this.
Oh, instead of using K.Y. And he does that.
No, me and me and Will piss like super soakers, man. No, bro, I
don't. I don't know. It's a long, durable. Sometimes I
stop saying that I'm like, come on. Oh, I went. I'm gonna do something about that. She's like he's got to actually go see your dog
Yeah, she's a world. I want to go hit one of them colonics really get the little too
Oh hell yeah hell yes
Some go that stuff out. Yeah, you guys have problems pooin. No, it's just helpful
Oh, yeah, absolutely. I'm doing you do you do no not shit. I have problems. You used to you do
Did you play in the league homie
Play the league you get in the fucking game what I have
You got to work through some injuries. You're taking tort all you're taking tram at all
Digestive cyclophenac. Yeah, there's a phrase in the locker room to dicks a day keep the doctor away
There's a little die close an ax a little dicks you take two of those
It's uh
I'm gonna have to put an axles on a little dick, you take two of those.
What are those?
Indomethyst.
It's a strong anti-inflammatories.
They're anti-inflammatories and literally three days
in the camp, the boys are like,
that's our fucking new medicine, that's real.
And that's real.
You're taking that much.
Every day.
Every single day.
Every day.
You're on game day, it's a true love.
You're livers going.
Yeah, but it's fucks you with your gut health
and everything like now that I'm obviously
in a different situation, I'm all trying to get my health right.
We're talking to this doctor, Lion person. She's all time, but like
I literally have to take magnesium. Otherwise, it's three days before I think it should.
Hey, it's like that.
For did you have fun?
Right?
Jeff.
Oh, for the whole career, right?
It's worth it.
Oh, yeah.
That's not shit on the league.
Yeah, man. It was a great time.
I did fly economy here, but I had a fucking blast.
I had a fucking blast.
Fuck off.
You might just be good with money though.
Me? Yeah. Yeah. Or it's gotten so bad.
We never had a little bit.
My hair was got money. Yeah.
I'll fend to Jack.
I saw you with a Rogan fight companion.
And he obviously probably told you about the gambling situation with Dana. Did he tell
you about that?
Yeah, he told me Dana gamble is big and you're playing with his money.
No, that's what I thought.
That's where I didn't like, I saw the clip and I didn't like the way he put it down.
People thought it was Dana's money, was your money?
That's what I was like.
And I just assumed Taylor's ball.
No, it's like Dana gamble fucking thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Dude, and it's, so we met Dana in February during the Super Bowl week.
And he's like, he does his power slap thing.
And I want to talk to you.
No, I want to talk to you about that. Wait will let's show this to be in the video game. Sure
Sure, when most downloaded app by the way power stop we can hit it all we want. Yeah, it does nothing. Do crush crush it for right
We're here for nuked us. We're here for fucking nuked us. So we're going up on take the we'll get to power slap and you know
I've been waiting. You see it saying vibe when they went out with that too. I listen. We can talk about that in a second
Yeah, we will so he's like you should come out for Paris. The first Paris I was March 11th,
we'll absolutely be out there,
fucking Dana White, once it's come out, absolutely.
Why would you?
When I go to Vegas, I usually stay at the Aria,
it's where the boys stay when we go on online trips
and stuff like that,
and I do a big credit line.
The reason why I do a big credit line
is they give me a nice room.
They think I'm in a gamble, jokes on them,
I hardly gamble at all.
I sit at the boys, play a hundred,
we call it Run the Ball.
He put like a hundred dollar chip down.
Let's fucking see how this goes.
And we just have a good time, have a couple drinks.
We go to UFC, Apex area, we're getting ready to do all that stuff.
It's awesome.
And I tell Dana about the credit line.
His eyes light up like the fourth of fucking July.
And he's like, you and me tonight, we're gambling.
I'm like, oh fuck, and I'm like, I'm nervous.
And then during the day, like has boolas there,
Mark Walberg's there, I can't even take the time
to appreciate their presence.
I'm so worried about gambling with Dana.
It's a lot of money.
Dude, and we go to the Red Rock Casino,
which is like, let me find that one.
It's like, that's where you want to stay.
It is the best Casino in all Las Vegas.
By far.
We go there, this guy named Joe's there,
he's, you know, black dude, shaved head, perfect beard,
shakes my hand, he's like, right with me,
Mr. Luan Balbal, we go into the higher roller room, I'm like, okay, cool, it dude, shaved head, perfect beard, shakes my hand. He's like, right with me, Mr. Loan Ball Ball.
We go into the higher roller room.
I'm like, okay, cool.
It's a hot, like brightly lit, very nice.
Then we go into a separate door,
which is a private, private room behind the higher
roller room, which is where Dana is.
And Dana and I, since that day,
I've been gambling once a month in Vegas.
And I literally have won every single time I go,
well, it's the same time.
Well, trust me, this is your strategy.
The story has a bad ending.
I'm sorry.
We go, we go,
the story's not over, still,
it's still being written at all.
But now we're in a fight.
This is where Guy loses girl in movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is where we're in a dainard in a fight.
No, dainard is in a fight.
Daina does this three to four times a week.
Oh, he's got, I know that.
And he's, yeah, he's in a fight. Daina lost, I four times a week. Oh, he's got a lot of money. And he's in a battle.
Dana lost. I want to say maybe over, I'm talking out of turn here, but maybe over seven
figures. And he's like, oh, look at the top 10 plays going on.
He doesn't give a fuck.
You don't get it.
He's mad that he loses to the fuck.
Yeah, because to him, it's competition.
Like, he's like, fuck you. I'm taking you can see the some of the most dope, like YouTube
shorts of him telling about how he does want your fucking liquor.
He's max betting. He's winning two hands. He's getting the fuck out.
But he wins, too. He wins. He wins a lot.
He fucking wins. No, he got kicked out of, I think it was the Mirage.
Might've been palms because he was winning so much. They thought he was cheating.
They made him a belt. I mean, he's banned that.
He got back at the where except for Rob.
The duke. The duke knows what he's doing.
Yeah, like MGM. What's his game? Blackjack.
Okay, this is what you're playing. This is what I'm playing with him.
And so, literally, this is, I'm not exaggerating at all.
Since March, I've gone every single month,
at least once a month, and I will go for two days.
Okay, that's a problem.
I win $20,000 the first night, $60,000 the second night.
And that's happened last five months.
Now, I go to power slap this past time.
Okay, that's okay.
And I'm getting to the point now where I'm going from like massive anxiety attacks, like, oh my God, I could to power slap this past time. And I'm thinking, I'm getting to the point now
where I'm going from like massive anxiety attacks,
like oh my god, I could lose everything too.
I don't know if I can lose.
Like, I'm juicing.
You got cocky.
As long as I have Dana, there's no fucking problem here.
I can't believe I'm sitting like this.
He's your buddy foot.
That's your buddy foot.
When you have that kind of recognition of,
I don't mind it.
So it's your skin here now.
If you're a big red blood. You gotta hold them long gams up. I don't mind it. I don't mind it. So it's your skin here now, if you're bigger,
but you've got to hold them long gams up.
Do you see this, dude?
You see these legs?
Man.
So dude, I go there and they're having this big party
after in the high roller room.
Everyone's kind of gambling.
And there's a lot of drunk fucking assholes there.
But there's a lot of like your regular guys
that you see on a week's week basis.
Dana pulls in high five skill people,
looks me in the eyes and he's like,
you fucking ready. I'm like, yeah, let's in the eyes and he's like, you fucking ready.
I'm like, let's do this brother, let's go.
We sit there, I was at the tables,
and I will shorten the story.
I was at the tables from 10 o'clock at night
to 530 in the morning.
No, I'm out.
I'm out.
Now they pump oxygen.
Because I was losing so bad.
Yeah, you're just pumping oxygen.
Yeah, you're trying to get,
you're trying to get, just to break even at this point.
Just to break even at this point.
And this is like like this is my money
We're talking about because I didn't like big fan of Joe Rogan mass of fan of Joe Rogan got chance to hang out with and so
Like that dudes fan tap loves he loves you guys, but I didn't he was like he did gambles Dana's money
Dana is like he's a man holding my hand as I'm gambling my own money
Yeah, it's not that generous. Yeah, he's not giving me like here Taylor. Here's listen
Oh, he's generous. He's generous dude. like, here Taylor, here's, listen, I'm this generous. He's generous dude.
I was, I was done at $1.300,000.
Please get it.
Yes, generous.
Oh, I hear that, you said a number again.
I was down at one point of this night.
This is a week ago, $300,000.
You gotta stay at the top.
Now I've told you how much I've won.
So there's, I can,
I'm just like, oh, I think I'm fine.
I can say, oh, I'm fine.
That's where I'm at.
I'm down at some point, $300,000.
There are slappy sitting at this table with us,
like with 14, 15 on the table, not hitting.
And then Dana goes, he gets a 10.
And then he busts, obviously, then I'm up,
I get the seven, he needed shit like that's happening all night.
He leans back to me, he's like, hey, take 45 minutes.
Just relax when this starts to slow down a little bit,
you and I will go back.
As he's making his comeback,
as he's down worse than I am,
he's taking some of his winnings, $15,000 in chips, $30,000 in chips, and he's essentially toss comeback as he's down worse than I am he's taking some of his winnings $15,000 in chips
$30,000 in chips and he's essentially tossing it to me. That's just saying like you go and do this
Dude throughout the night he probably gave me over a hundred thousand dollars in chips just to save me
That's a kind of that's kind of human being
He's a fantastic human being
Generous and I still fucking lost I didn't lose 300,000 but I lost I lost my body I lost bad like to point
I haven't had a good night sleeping over a week
I really I swear to God you know that's how I always at now you're now you're gonna keep going back out just to gamble with Dano
Yeah, I gotta do a lot. I had to go talk to myself in the mirror
I had to have like a white flight came in once a month flying to Vegas being up
No, she's about it. She's like she's like
Because when we go we're not not just gambling I'm also doing the power slept thing. I'm doing content. I'm doing stuff to find a Vegas being up. She's about it. She's like, because when we go to, I'm not just gambling.
I'm also doing the power slap thing.
I'm doing content.
I'm doing stuff for bussing.
I see the content.
We're still fucking, we're working.
It is a job.
It's a lot of money.
You, and you're making that much.
It's like, how do you not go back?
I agree.
I got a question.
So you guys are my boys.
I love you.
Me and Wilbur and Fr.
How long?
I love Wilbur.
I mean, just like six,
I'm sort of like, it's 1970.
We're going back to the 70s. But when I saw the. I mean, just like, I'm sort of like since 1970. Yeah, we're going back to the 70s.
But when I saw the power slap stuff, I was like,
oh, it's brilliant by Dana what they're doing,
having people like you and the NELK boys
and everyone like, and you know, Nina and I'd be like,
power slap's the best thing I've ever seen.
I'm like, man, what are they paying those boys?
What are they paying those boys to do this?
Is that the question?
The question from the left.
That's the question.
That's the question. You don't have to answer. That's a hell of a The question from the love. That's the question. Love the heart.
You don't have to answer.
That's a hell of a question.
No, no, they need to answer.
It's been months I've been waiting for them to come
and ask them.
Because here's my thing, I'll be very clear.
If they hit me up, even though I don't hate on it anymore,
at first I was like, dude, what the hell is he's just bored.
And I get it, in fact, I want to be bored too.
So they start the power slap fight league.
But then I talk to people like in person it's way better.
In person it's cool to see.
And I stop paying out because even podcasts has changed.
Unless you're like a salty or like Rogan
where people are watching for three hours,
this day and age what we do, like let's say this does
whatever 500,000 views.
By the time we cut up all the clips,
we're getting millions and millions and millions.
So it cut down the short form.
Does that make sense?
So Dana, whoever his team is in him,
was like, this isn't gonna be a long form thing
like the UFC.
People are gonna sit down and watch us for three hours.
People are gonna watch it for 45 minutes.
It's just these idiots slapping each other.
But we can cut up in short form
and get millions and millions of views.
Once I talk about, I'm like, brilliant, I'm in.
That makes sense.
My only thing was when I first saw you guys on board, I was like,
oh, what are they paying those boys?
I mean, that's a personal question.
I'm on record and saying, you don't have to answer that.
No, that's easy.
No, it's easy with these.
They're on.
At all.
It's just content for you guys.
It's, there's a game, there's an element of content,
there's an element of...
Being in the Cool Kids Club. Yeah, like you do want to get around to other audiences There's a game. There's an element of content. There's an element of being a cool kids club
Yeah, like you do you do want to get around other audiences and have opportunities to meet other people at these events
I'm not hating on it. I should ask it to essentially get some relationship
Yeah, I mean that's that that's currency. That's real current. Yeah, that that
relationship with Dana and
Gamling actually getting to know the guy and that can lead to a lot of stuff too
Yeah, cuz I've seen you guys and gambling actually getting to know the guy and that can lead to a lot of stuff too.
Cause I've seen you guys,
when I saw you guys at the fights
and I see you're saying hi to Trump
and you're saying you're hanging,
that puts you guys on that.
On 45 camera, when we met him,
powerful dude, I was exactly like you would expect it to be.
Then it goes over and he goes, Taylor Wong will come, and we meet him and Powerful dude, I was exactly like you would expect it to be. Yeah. Then it goes over and he goes,
this Taylor Wong will come,
then we meet him and he looks at us.
Couple of big strong hands and men.
Yeah.
And I was like, fucking thank you.
You guys are doing great.
Perfect, dude.
Wow.
Even though we're doing great.
We have a photo with him, right?
Thank you for the man.
We have a photo with him.
And I'm kind of sitting there,
and I'm sitting right next to him.
I don't know what to fuck to say.
I'm a little in the sitting there kind of like a big dummy
and he looks at me
and goes, you're doing great.
Yeah.
I'm like, oh, you have no idea how the fuck I'm doing.
I'm not doing anything to him.
That is amazing.
He's a powerful dude, huh?
The energy.
He's a, it's a very powerful.
Take call to town of it.
Just him as a personality.
I'm like, it is holy shit.
I have no one.
I have no one.
I have no one.
I have no one.
I have no one.
I have no one. I have no one. I have no one. I have no one. I have no one. Bro, when he's sitting like 10 feet away, where it's just like, yo, this man is sitting right here.
A big guy too, big guy himself.
Let me just do you think you'd have the same energy
if Biden was sitting next to you?
Do you think he's as, and I'm not,
this isn't the left or right thing,
I'm just saying this one, you know what I'm saying?
You know what you're doing.
Hey, it's not political, but you put the question in.
And then, I'm sure for a click this,
with no context, and it's like, it's gonna be bit like yeah, but it's kind of a pussy right?
It's like God is asked you
I'm supposed to not know
But still Biden is the fucking sitting present you'd still be pretty excited. Oh, no, you like holy shit
This is crazy. He's mumbling, but whatever
So I'll have this Taylor one smart day. Hey, Bill, you better relax.
I told him this story about Biden.
So I won him a good buddy of mine.
Bill trusted him.
Billionaire, Billionaire, made about so much money.
He was nine billionaire for him.
And he actually ran, he worked for Biden when he was a young man.
And he also ran, he was the vice chairman of his campaign
before this.
I want to not not.
He's doing that all the sexual allegations go with.
No, no, but he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he was just smart as fuck guy.
He's a guy checking with when I, when there's a story and I, I want to check in with a guy
who's a real player and in those inner circles.
And I said, I said something ineffective.
You know, he's just a, a, Biden's a blowhard and a dummy and he looked at me and he said,
what'd you say?
And I said, what?
He goes through the phone.
He said he was, he goes, no, we're together.
He was, he's a dummy and he got, he's tall.
He's about six, four, he looked at me.
I mean, he felt uncomfortable.
He kind of got over me and he went, he's much smarter than you are
and he's a lot smarter than I am.
I spent a lot of time.
20 years ago though, right?
Well, now it's a compliment.
But just the call space.
Anybody who's been that relevant for that long,
has got something.
For sure, anybody that has something,
being Paul Titch can't be in more on.
Maybe I'll give you another one.
Can't really get that one.
I was a little embarrassed though,
because he said, he has a stutter,
which I didn't know.
So Biden had a very strong stutter.
That's not brain surgery for a long time.
It brain surgery.
Open brain surgery.
He did?
Biden did?
Facts.
Look it up, Chan, wish you had a computer.
Yeah, facts.
Full of.
He's definitely old now has cognitive issues.
There's no doubt about that.
Dude, I wish I was as cognitive as he was at.
How old is he?
He's 80.
He's kind of crushing it.
Yeah, the first article is
Joe Biden as a survivor to brain surgery to bring all this wow wow look at that
all right to go back to it I think here's where I have everything everything is a little
fucked up in America is if you have the opportunity to shake a president's hand past president
you gotta do it up you gotta shake a saying I agree all the bottom was there I'm gonna be
respected any any president to America I'm gonna be respectful of any, I'm gonna be respectful of any president.
It's America.
I'm gonna be respectful of any president.
I don't care if I agree with him.
He's my president.
He was president of my country.
I'm gonna be respectful of this fuck.
I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be,
I'm not gonna say any.
It's wild hell when that we post that photo though.
I don't know how your situation was,
but I'd have a couple of actual conversations
with people that I, like,
people are upset, right?
People with a different,
you know, you don't get it.
It's not, I'm not picking a side here it's Trump bro it's
a president it's president like I got all the money that like one of the most
influential like brains of a name ever brilliant business well also it
might be the most the biggest political disruptor the most disruptive figure
in politics maybe Andrew Jackson is a close rival,
but I mean, historically,
there's nobody in his area cut.
We guys a little nervous when he posts a picture.
We're like, yeah, see how this goes.
I don't think so.
Taylor's like, we should get a photo, right?
And I was like, oh yeah.
Hell yeah.
I was more nervous to get a photo with Johnny Knoxville
and I posted that like a bitch, dude.
God, and I hated that, bro.
I love Johnny.
Well, then I got super high one night and kind of broke this whole thing down.
Yeah.
Because I got like a mental thing when I meet somebody that I'm a fan of.
Where I like, if I go up to you and I'm like, hey, I'm a fan of you,
let me get a picture with you.
Let me talk about you.
Now all of a sudden, I've put you here and me here.
And the part of us ever becoming friends is now going to be an issue.
Yeah. So I have like this,
that's also because you're a celebrity.
And when people come up to you,
like trying to get a picture,
and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It knocks out while they're like,
oh fuck, all right, yeah, let's do it.
I get what you say.
But it doesn't, yeah,
it definitely takes you away like,
I don't know if I can trust this person as much
to be an actual friend.
Yeah.
So Johnny Knox will sit right in front of us,
in front of us,
and in front of that is Trump,
and I'm like, dude, Johnny Knox, I'm a jackass kid.
Like, I fucking grew up.
Same.
That was my shit.
Travis Pastrana and the jackass crew
were like, like, you're a damn Steve O'Hall.
And I see him sitting there, he's enjoying himself,
and I tell Will, I'm like, hey, I have, there he is.
He's fucking there, and I was like,
I'll get you a photo with him, I don't, please don't.
Yeah, then, no, no, no.
And the whole world, because, if you remember right,
I was like, hey, look down in front of you.
And you know he loves Johnny?
Oh, yeah, I know.
I'll take his favorite lesson.
Because we wanted to have him on the bus and stuff too.
And I was like, he's fucking him.
Smart dude.
Yeah, oh shit.
And I was like, yo, you're getting a photo with him.
And he goes, no, no, no, don't do that.
I go, I sort of got it.
If you don't like approach and just be like, yo,
I'm a fan like, he's gonna introduce yourself.
And I was like, I'm gonna go up and be like,
hey, you know, my friend, like, he's a massive fan.
He's like, I was like, I was a plucky,
I was like, I was like, I was like,
I'm a fucking fan, don't go.
Well, my bro, you gotta get,
or you can do what some people, you didn't do it.
No, he didn't do it.
Or you can do what some people do
and stay the whole fight
because I was like, afterwards.
Oh, damn, you didn't do it.
I'm going to, yeah, he did put up a fight
before like the main event.
The main event.
Power, Johnny Knox, Phil.
Power, yeah, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it, yeah, you gotta go. But yeah, dude, and we Johnny Knoxville. Powered out. You gotta go, fuck.
You gotta go.
But yeah dude, and we were at the house
that one night, high as hell dude.
We were like cooked, like figuring out
life type of cook.
Marijuana.
Yeah.
Okay.
And when you say, hey, do you think it was gay though?
I didn't.
No, no, I was, I was, I brought up the Johnny thing.
And you're like, yeah dude, that was so gay.
I think it was so gay.
And literally I was in, I was in Cabo,
and the same thing with Vince Vaughn, I love Vince Vaughn.
And he's at this party I'm at,
and I see him, there's like 15 people talking to him,
and I'm like, I would love to just fucking say hello
to this guy, and I go to like the buses,
where they like, shut everyone over to their hotels,
and I'm waiting, hey, buses are gonna be 15 minutes,
I'm like, I'm gonna go fucking, I'm gonna shake his hand.
I go over there and I go to shake his hand,
I'm like, hey man, just won't you know?
Then if any of you in my whole life love what you do,
blah, blah, just wanna shake your hands, say hello.
Try to keep it super cool, right?
He gets me with the, hey, I appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
As our hands are, no lot like going from touching
and as they separate an inch, two guys,
count size guys, fucking shoulder to shoulder,
with their back to me and essentially usher him away.
They're like, you've had your time.
And that was like, hey bud.
I just felt, I went back to my hotel room
and like kinda like, look at myself in the mirror,
like you're a fucking bitch too.
Like you don't fall back.
So how about that?
Look at you, you fucking pussy.
Like you'll love this, so Vince lives down,
where I've known Vince a long, pretty long time, so.
So I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm looking at Vince, why is that, huh? So I love Vince a long, pretty long time, so. So I'm, I'm, I'm looking at Vince.
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Did you guys say Biden?
I know his brother, man.
He said.
He is one of the most exescient friends.
No, he had brain surgery, he did.
Do I know Steven?
Do I know Steven A.
No, I know Vince, I've known him through the years.
And hung out with him,
been to his house, blah, blah, blah.
So I know, I mean, like this.
Yeah.
Well, no, no, no, no.
I'm not like that.
I'm not like that.
He's the sweetest.
I get a point of the years cross paths.
So I, I, uh, no, I actually know him pretty well.
And so, um, spent time, eating with him many times, you know,
that, so that was the reason I'm saying,
because the reason I'm saying this is what?
We got it.
Yeah, but no, but listen, the point the point is I've spent I've known him for
The story okay
Okay, so I'm in the car with my wife and my buddy and so we take salsa lessons
So I'm with my wife and our salsa. There's a couple and they're together and
and our salsa, it's a couple, and they're dig together. And I have convinces, I'm here, there's a car here,
and convinces the car over there right,
right where in our neighborhood.
And we're at the stoplight.
And my buddy goes, holy shit, that's been fun.
And I have talked to Vince, and I don't know why,
so I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, hey!
And he goes, and I go, what's up?
And he's like, thank you, thank you. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm like, hey, hey. Yeah, no, no, no, I'm going.
I'm going, how you doing?
And he goes, he goes, appreciate it.
Thank you.
I'm going, good to see you.
Bro, I'm like, how do you not?
And he goes, thank you.
And he's like, this is like, thank you.
Like, that thing goes, oh, he was a fan.
He didn't recognize me.
After a fucking seven years, I'm like,
hey, fuck off.
You're on a set with him.
I said I'm a video.
He was on a set with me, too.
No, yeah, I knew. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but I've been're on a set with him. I sent him a video. He was on a set with me too.
No, I knew. Yeah, I knew.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, but I've been to his house.
I've had dinner with him.
Do you mind if people he meets though?
No, no, Bob, I know him like...
Yeah, but if you're on the set.
No, no, no, I know him like...
I've been to his dinner.
He said he's been to his house.
No, I've spent dinner.
No, I believe that.
I probably spent, I don't know how much time.
Like, legit, know him really well.
So, so him looking at me,
and I was like, you're that famous that you just it wasn't
His video I go hey dude I am a fan, but it's Brian
And I just go love you pal
I'm for I'm like in my I don't friends. I was like, he's a buddy. I'm forward, I'm like in my, I don't even know.
I'm like in the full pal.
Like in, in your style.
Yeah, it's a tattoo on the hat.
56 years old.
Is there, is there a little bit?
Is there any athlete you guys look up to like that?
Like because you're in, you've been in the NFL.
So many.
But that you'd be, that you'd be like,
like Johnny Knoxville.
Like you'd be like Starstruck by.
You gotta know what they're into.
Let me throw up on Tom Brady's.
I think Tom Brady's for everybody.
Tom would be sick.
He's good.
There is a level of related ability
since we've all played the same game, but.
Yeah.
A Brady, right?
I mean, a painting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, painting, yeah.
Pain, Brady, Rogers, those are guys that are older than you
enough to where you've seen the spectacle of him as a young kid.
And then we practice against Tom Brady when he was with the Patriots.
And he went, we were doing a red zone period.
And usually when you practice, teams will split up.
You guys are over here, and then we'll do our drills, and then offensive defense over here, ball ball.
And at the end of the day, both teams get on one field, so there's multiple fields.
And we'll do two minute situations, we'll do like red zone situations.
Tom did a red zone situation.
He went seven for seven and fucking diced up our defense and you're kind of just watching
like, bro, that's fucking Tom.
He's not good for us.
Tom, we've had a lot of fun.
I would be sick to meet uh, Keikli.
Luke Keikli.
Luke Keikli. What the box of calling it? You don't know? I'd call a famer. Come on. sick to meet uh... keycly who's a keycly?
linebacker
with the box of calling
i'd call a famer
come on the white linebacker
you need to find out
you're seeing a little bit of a fan
and he retired now
i know your production
it's a holy paper
spelling that name like that
blue keycly
blue
our boys bad dinner
which is mind blowing
but when i was uh...
what is it a blue keycly?
no when i was in my third year,
I met Ray Lewis and I was fucking like,
that's why I was gonna ask him.
What was that like?
It was insane.
Were you scared because you murdered a guy?
No, not at all.
That's all like a tip of the app.
He had all my blood.
He was street cred.
It was his crew, really.
That name is horrible.
There's no way to figure out this name.
Quickly.
Completely.
It was the Lou part, that was why
I was talking to the Lou part that was why is that the
Early is that early though. He's a I mean all pro a
Savage he was he was like he was a dude that like you played against him and he would call out the player about to run
That's how Martin could you watch?
Smartest fuck and he retired right early because early
Nine years I said across I sat across and on a plane.
Good run.
Nine's, yeah, but nothing sounds better than 10, brother.
Joe?
Yeah.
I got sat across from him and I, Joe Montana.
Joe Montana.
I remember looking at him going, I was like, boy, he looks like, he doesn't look like,
he looks like a regular guy now.
I mean, he's, you know, I was just like one of the greatest quarterbacks ever.
I had, I mean, it was like, I announced. I'm here in Roger, my business partner.
I flew to Denver to meet him.
And the way we're introduced, they go,
Aaron, meet the most hated man on the internet.
Brennan meet the most hated man in the NFL.
That's how we met.
Oh my God.
Oh, that's just a kid who's smart.
Yeah, that was that, bro.
Good to see you, brother.
Is Aaron, is Aaron like a hated man in the NFL though?
He's just like a, he was like anti anti for being vaccine. Yeah, he was like
He's out there
He's out there
Yeah, he like when you're that good. Yeah, you can do whatever you want whatever
He's the man NFL the players
Everybody's love every person I met you said I love him. I mean one of us one of us
every person I met, the packers, I love him. I mean, one of us, one of the best.
He's so people.
He does all the psychedelic stuff like that
and he's like, you'd be blown away.
How many players come up to me?
Like, came in, I got this.
And he's like educating them about psychedelics now.
Like, how mushrooms help them play,
get through the season stuff.
He's the man.
Yeah, Aaron Rogers is really like that.
When I signed my second contract,
we were doing a preseason game against the Packers
and I wasn't really playing, he wasn't playing, I was playing when I was going running
up for half time and I'd get a smack on the ass. And I hear, I don't spend all that money
in one place and I look up and it's Aaron, he's like kind of jogging, just like slow mo,
like my life put it in slow mo. Is it looking back smiling? I'm like, oh, fuck. He touched
my ass. It was shit, dude.
Do you think, how much money these players
are getting these days, man?
Nuts.
I mean, it's just the standard, right?
But I look at the contract, I'm like, holy shit.
In saying, but the NBA ones are nuts.
Nuts, those.
But across the board, it's just where the market's at
for everything.
You look like Pat McAfee's contract.
And people hit up, Stephen A Smith, they're like, how do you feel they signed Pat McAfee?
He was like, this is good.
He's like, my contract's up in the year.
That's where he's at, and that's where he's at.
Because it's been on that.
Do you know what people are?
Or something?
No, it's just inflation, it's just the times, and like it's the market.
They'll be able to play in the same day.
They'll be able to play in the same day.
I think it's easy to get that kind of Pat McAfee money.
He is.
He is.
He and Pat are essentially ESPN now. Correct. Oh, I would bet my last dollar. He gets more than pat
He is yes, he runs ESPN that dude is mr. ESPN
Yeah, he's in all those conversations with the top and people love him like he's so well respected
Yeah, he's crashing a man. Yeah, it looks like he's trying to get into politics a little bit
Yeah, he does his podcast. I'll talk a little bit about it.
Yeah. I'd rather him.
You guys miss the game. Or are you so happy that you're doing this?
Because you guys are crushing this.
Both. I think both. You do miss it.
You always get a miss. I mean, you don't, it's like right now,
it's not like I go out and see training camps happen.
And I think like thank God I'm not out on this heat right now,
playing. But you do think that?
I think like thank God I'm not out there. heat right now playing. But you do think that?
I think like think God, I'm not out there.
Like I wouldn't want to be fucking, you know,
to a living in a bubble and just going after fucking,
you know, that mountain for the season again.
But you definitely look back, you look back finally
on all that shit because it was, like when you're in it,
it was the best.
Yeah.
But when you know how it is, like you're just like chasing
something with a like-minded individuals, you're in a melting pot was the best. Yeah. But when you know how it is, like you're just like chasing something
with a like-minded individuals,
you're in a melting pot,
the locker room is the fucking best.
That's what I miss. I miss the boys.
Yeah, I miss the, and we don't have that in the lab.
Yeah, my first guy on the comedy, we had that,
and it was like, it filled this huge gap,
and it was like, oh, this, here it is.
I found my pack, my wealth pack.
Yeah, and then pandemic it,
and everyone goes their separate ways.
Yeah. And so in LA, the comedy scene's done.
As far as the comedy rat pack,
it's just not the hangs, not there anymore.
Socks.
But that used to fill the void.
Now that's gone, stuff.
So what's keeping you here?
Great point.
Why don't you go to Austin?
Why don't you go to these places that everyone's kind of interested?
We're talking about things like that,
but we still have some stuff going on here.
And not really, but yeah.
But no, I think, but my thing is that with Austin
is when everybody's doing that, I don't wanna do that.
Does that make sense?
If I move to Texas, I'm gonna like Fort Worth,
where I can yell at people stepping on my lawn.
Like I want Texas, Texas.
I think Austin's more liberal than here.
Like I'm not gonna move somewhere that's
If on the outside circle. Yeah
Flavor Yeah, but he doing it Texas is is sun hot. It's too hot. I don't mind that. It's Bible hot. I don't mind that biblical
Dude, you just got you got locusts you got it's a hundred and
Five degrees. There's a hundred and five year stay about well. I guess I live closer to the beach. Yeah, that oh
Slight flex. I mean you're not on the beach
Prince on the sand you guys have a minute
You're more in redondo, but we'll call it man. Hey bro
You're more inner bro. I hate when people get detailed with my fucking stories because
Back to missing now did you know that you know there's associated bar stool bar stool
This is one of the greatest business stories of all time Dave Portnoy. He sold right? He sold the company got the company back for a
Dollar what what just last greatest business last week?
How? 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, call, bar still up, bar stills got, you know, whether it's a leverage game
or not, it's like, hey, we gotta get rid of this.
We'll sell it back to you.
And it was basically for a non-competent
some upside if you were to sell again.
But this is what's great, all the boy, I don't know,
if Taylor does, but most of boys on bar stool,
including Dave, all have stocked
of equity in pen gambling.
Oh.
So, and then pens can go through the roof.
Like right now people are like, oh, it's that pens,
you know, they're done.
Look at the stocks.
Yeah, wait till fancy football starts.
And everyone has to start betting with pens.
Wow.
That stocks them go through the federal.
Yes, PN bet, which is you get the,
we get the roof for it.
Correct.
You want it to do well.
You want like Mac if you want all of them to get
very involved.
But the mistake pen made is,
and listen, I'm part of that crew too,
where barstrel some wild boys.
What we do is we're wild boys.
Joe wrote the whole crew to Stefano, Tim Dillon,
Bert Kreischer wild boys.
When you put it in corporate world,
it's gonna ruffle some feathers.
Especially with a lot of regulations.
Yeah, so, and they're like, wait, they said,
why it's, I guess how we built our fan base.
Oh, you can't say this, but that doesn't work, dude.
So then, Pan just miscalculated that a little bit.
Now, they can go to ESPN with woke Disney
and, you know, bat on the Mickey Mouse,
which is fine, and they make their money,
and that's what they should be doing.
They try the bar stool and God bless them for even trying,
because most companies are too scared to.
So God bless them for doing that.
But even going back, because obviously,
hindsight's 2020, it's like, yeah, okay,
they look at it now,
they didn't get enough market share,
but at that time when they acquired bar stool
for $500 million, right?
Drive Kings Fandall, everybody else,
the way that they spent their advertising dollars
is just licensing and paying talent, individual talent.
So, like us.
Yeah, like Cal and we'll give you $100 million back,
Brandon, we'll give you $100 million back.
And so you're like licensing deals,
whereas Penn had acquired a company.
It's like, we're gonna have bar still push all of our stuff.
We don't have to pay advertising dollars to anybody else.
But now you look back,
Fandall drive kings have a much bigger market share
than Penn does.
So now Penn had to sell it back
and now they're paying a $2 billion licensing deal
for 10 years with ESPN.
Big boy deal.
Shout out to Daniel.
Wow, they get to be our older ZXN,
which is this money.
Let's just be credible app.
Such a credible company, ESPN.
And if you think ESPN busts up that now,
but you know that, and it's kind of,
we were talking about this yesterday,
how it's kind of like there's a race going on
in the gambling world of who's gonna be Numerono.
And I think Fandool and Draft Kings,
they own one and two and it's like, where does he get Fand-Draft Kings? But yeah, we'll see. I want toandall and Draft Kings, they own one and two.
It's like, what's the tough thing?
Draft Kings, but yeah, we'll see.
I want to say Fandall might be number one right now.
It seems like the biggest player in the whole sports betting space
is like the tech.
Well, I'm a Draft King guy from a coach fighter, okay?
Camping is a true American pastime.
I mean, I'm always amazing how many people gamble.
There's so much more.
It is wild.
On lines, the big deal, like with fancy football, but it's tough
because it's not legal in California.
It's not legal in some states.
Yeah, so it's a bummer.
Yeah, it sucks.
Yeah, I'm not mad about the nicotine in California,
but that is rough too.
The nicotine he bring it up, but that's fucking
not gonna be like, oh, no, that, that, that,
that, like, people don't realize, like, that,
that, like, I had a big deal, and I have a new deal,
but I did have this big deal with this nicotine company.
And I was like, they're poster boy,
and then California's my main market.
And then when they stopped doing the flavored version,
like did it make sense for us anymore?
I'm like, new some U piece of shit.
Oh, yeah.
That became a law.
Yeah, law.
You can't have flavored nicotine.
Yeah, can't have flavored nicotine.
And you know what, that is not true.
And it makes, it doesn't make sense what they were talking about because the vapes, the flavored vapotine. Yeah, can't flavor nicotine. You know what, that is. What's not. And it makes, it doesn't make sense
but they're taught because the vapes,
the flavored vapes, so across the board,
like no flavored nicotine.
They don't want kids doing it.
Cause they're like stills and like,
he's a wide, do it in the sense.
He puts him in his mouth at the same time.
Yeah, how many, do you do a lot of,
what do you do?
I do three milligrams, I do two at a time though,
cause I'm a more of a flavor guy over the actual,
two to six milligrams.
24 times.
24.
I used to do the cheeks.
You can fucking fit a lot in there.
Yeah.
You know?
But that's a lot of nicotine, huh?
That's a lot of nicotine.
That's nicotine, guy.
I'm not, but I would be able to have that
if I'm out.
You don't need that?
Fucking hell, bro.
Really?
That's not true.
On the road sometimes, I sneak a little through again.
I have, but I'm saying overall, I'm not in there.
No, no, you're not a nicotine guy. It doesn't control me. But you're a caffeine guy, what do you, what road sometimes, I sneak a little through again. I have, but I'm saying overall, I'm not a... No, no, you're not a victim guy.
It doesn't control me.
But you're a caffeine guy, what do you, what do you,
I'll do caffeine, yeah.
Yeah, me too.
Big caffeine guy.
I like your coffee like eight o'clock,
and I'll still go to bed at 9.30.
Yeah.
Which is wild to me.
I can't believe you can do that.
Same.
I cannot.
I love coffee, how about booze?
What's your booze of choice?
Twisted tea.
Yeah, twisted tea is definitely...
That's a sponsor.
Dude, whether you're grilling out or watching the big game, twist the tea. Twisted tea is what you want to fucking drink. Yeah. Itisted T is definitely a sponsor. Dude whether you're grilling out or watching the big game
We still is T. What you want to fucking drink? Yeah, it's a non-comical
Tell me more. It's the drink of this stuff. We T, but it's five percent alcohol. Okay, but I
mean, I like I see I like I see. Well guess what? We got a drink for you. Yeah, really? And it's called
Twisted T. But I want to talk to you. I'm gonna go try to keep it right here. Oh man, I want just
Twisted T. Yeah, but I'm from Frenching and kind of
I want just a kid, but I'm scratching and kind of
gratifying at the same time. Yes. Yeah.
Yes, do you like guys to drink it? But can I drink it cold?
Can you drink it cold? Yes.
It's the best when it's cold. Okay, roll it, you're cold.
I'm gonna freak out and ask you, does it go nice?
Oh my god, does it? What the fuck, man?
Why am I twisted tealous?
Picture a nice mason jar filled with twisted tea
with rocks in it and the sweat going outside
of the Mason jar with a nice sun like mine.
I didn't know I was in the owner today dude.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in the Southern heat.
I'm in the Southern heat.
You're not at your beach house.
You're out here in the heat right now.
You run to a gas station, what do you see?
You see a twisted teal, you crack that thing, it's perfectly cold. You're out here in the heat right now. There's nothing to do. You run to a gas station. What do you see?
You see a twizzet to you crack that thing.
It's perfectly cold.
I keep hand cold and the more you sip it,
not only is it refreshing,
but you start to get that warm fuzzy feeling
like maybe I can do anything else.
I'm in, dude.
It's probably Bruton, China.
What?
It's probably Bruton, China.
It's American name.
It's Boston.
What is the world going on here?
Why am I twisted tealous?
Do you guys still mess with Whistle Pig?
You still have your whiskey?
Yes, we still have our whiskey.
Oh yeah, that's good too.
Whistle Pig is soft.
Whistle Pig is soft.
Whistle Pig is soft.
I love Whistle Pig.
Whistle Pig might be the only whiskey that changes with the seasons, dude.
When you're cold and it's winter outside and the fogs on, you're straight up.
Man, I need to warm up a little bit.
A little, a little glass of that, uh, six-year bus and select.
No, Wist will pick, Lujit whiskey.
It's, it's, it's, I'm going with a little bit.
I probably wouldn't work with it.
And let's, I put a, could I just go with ice?
Oh my God.
Doesn't go with ice, dude.
I'm talking about ice, man.
I'm just going to say, yeah.
It's, you're cool in your self-doubt.
You want to know how smooth it is.
Yeah.
Picture yourself taking a sip.
You smell a little bit of caramel.
Yeah, yeah.
You smell a little bit of black pepper.
Yeah.
It hits right when it hits your lips.
You might feel a little fright thinking like,
okay, this could be a little dangerous going down.
Where's my seatbelt?
Where's my seatbelt?
As it goes down the throat, picture yourself
sitting in a backyard.
Again, autumn evening. Yeah. swaying on a hammock.
The bird is going back to the nest.
That is how smoothly it goes through the room.
It is nice, you brought it.
And then when it sits on your stomach, nice and warm.
Wow, I feel like I'm home.
Do you feel like I'm home when it hits my throat?
You're ready to turn up the game.
Can I just talk about something?
Do you guys have anything in mind
that I can take in the morning?
Because to me, I like coffee, but it's so expensive.
And I love new tropics, dude.
I love benefits of new tropics.
And I just, if you guys have something,
it's so crazy.
It looks a sense of flow.
I love crazy.
But you guys are making money now.
You guys are making money now.
I have a new guy's capacity.
You guys can buy this.
You're putting it after a 20,
and you know what's the big whiskey?
You wanna be jittery?
Or do you wanna feel alert and energize? Do you wanna feel alert and energize? You want to be a win? You want to be a win? You want to be a win? You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win?
You want to be a win? You want to be a win? You want to be a win? You want to be a win? You want to be a win? And there's no resistance. Yeah, I'd say there's a tincture I call magic mind.
Can I put it over ice?
You can put it over anything you want.
You can put it over anything.
Can you, did you say odds?
Can you, what's it called?
It's called magic mind.
And it's magic, but it comes in a small bottle like this.
I mean, only if you're into Andy Oxenance up the wazoo
and you're into, it's like a five-hour energy shot, but it's
Super good Chris Angel of Neuropa. Hey, but it's magic something that beneficial something that amazing
There's no way it's gotta be super expensive
I'm so glad yeah
$3.00 a shot, bro. Maybe what's it? Yeah, hey bro come on take it easy
It's cheaper than coffee though, right? Yeah, the way
You can easily, no it's cheaper than coffee though, right? It's kind of like, yeah, the way Luffy's on the day.
You can only imagine what it's here.
Yeah, kind of like, you're getting in your eyes
breaking the bank.
Shot of energy and possibility.
Come on, tell you something else.
You're built like, and I've never said this before,
you're built like authority.
Oh, hold on, let me screeching hold.
Oh, you put that shit back in first gear and let's keep it right.
I like that.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I like it.
I enjoy it.
I like it.
Feel like authority.
Expanding fellows, when did you realize you're over the hump?
Like, obviously you started booking big guests, but at what point was it when Taylor retired?
Because you guys went from doing well.
Taylor's still playing.
Brother, I'm an active NFL player.
And no matter fact, I am a football player.
Are you still an actor?
I'd appreciate if you did your fucking homework, though.
Hey, I didn't like how you said you and Will were friends
for so long.
I mean, different.
I didn't like it when you were on Rogan
and you said how funny Will was a bunch of times.
Because you guys were really talk about that, dude.
That's my guy.
I need some authority around here.
You know what?
I need to start fucking my authority.
You know what it is?
I just, I've never seen a starting tackle 250 minutes. you know what? I need to start about power. You know what it is? I just I've never seen a starting tackle
250.
You know, that's what threw me for a little white.
Hey, I get that.
Why don't you crack Joe on Taylor Luin?
I, I, I, I, well, we're going win a, we're there.
September 9th.
We're there.
Dude, you brought up a good point.
Yeah.
Cause Luin's fine.
I've been called Luin my whole life.
Stay champion.
Stay champion.
You game sophomore year when 15
I got myself a ring. I called to a Louis now. I was running out because I was starting us this off more
I'm pretty sure somebody in this room. I'm not gonna say names at something like busing with the bros
That's his little it's is my
That's it's something I don't it has to be a mentor block that you have see
I know what happened
You know, I think it's more football than you
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, and you're a
damn
Well, welcome to your few
Oh, no, no, as I was
No, no, no, the personal space takeaway from Caladas. I was trying to shit
He won't have a conversation with me about CT. I was sitting on his fucking
Yeah, I was I said don't worry holding that
Foss it's clean. Let me clean it. No, was sitting on his fucking lap. Yeah, I was. I said, don't worry, holding that faucet.
Let me clean the screen.
No, even though you guys are active NFL football players.
The laugh when he said, you can't.
I'm not, bro, you're able to get it.
You're sliding the ass for a tackle.
Okay, let me try again.
But I'm not gonna laugh.
Even though you guys are pursuing over the hump with pie.
You tied in that.
Yeah, because it's not football the hump.
You guys, the hump's there.
You guys, past that.
I'm still sending.
But with the pod, you guys are doing your thing,
doing your thing and that some point just went,
yeah.
What do you think it was?
Did we just more focus on it?
Do you coming on the first time, buss the boys?
The, the shop bump.
I feel like that hurt you.
That's the shop bump.
Shop bump.
Shop bump.
What do you think it was though?
I think just more football players like getting familiar
with the guys or did the NFL kind of loosen up the rains there a little bit?
Cause you got some like Travis Kelsey on.
I think the podcast like the advice we got
in the beginning was be consistent
and with just the level of consistency
and then getting guys like you,
get guys like you.
No, I'll be out of here compliment.
I'll give you both a compliment.
Consisting for sure.
You have that thing that very few people have
when a company podcast don't work with most people. And some people like you guys, chemistry You're insisting for sure. You have that thing that very few people have when it comes to it.
Podcasts don't work with most people.
And some people, like you guys, chemistry and also just your personalities, it just works.
I knew that the day I did your podcast, some people just are able to do it.
You guys will listen, you add stuff.
It's a dance.
There's a chemistry.
And especially with your knowledge, but I think this is the future of sports as far as
broadcasting goes like,
what Pat McAfee's doing?
I'm not taking anything away from Pat,
anything from you guys.
In the locker rooms I've been in,
there's a lot of guys like that, man.
There's a lot of guys who can fucking talk,
they're funny, they're smart.
I know the whole meathead,
jock thing is there.
I'm telling you, I've been some locker rooms
with its UFC NFLs there for two weeks,
but in college, where there's some dudes.
I think they have.
Yeah.
There's a cup of coffee.
A cup of coffee.
They're all set on slow white guys.
But there's some dudes in those lock rooms where I'm like,
man, put them on my confront.
They're gonna crush you.
There's those guys, they just gotta be pushing that direction.
I think when players see you guys doing it,
they're seeing what Pat's doing,
and the real money coming in, they're like,
oh, this is Elaine, I can go down.
It's like, yeah, dude, you're seeing,
I think there's a lot more guys.
The idea of credit, that was,
that was, we could get that clip.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you could have to Willie do this.
This is his baby.
Because when we first, when we first came on the team,
people like, hey, Will Coffin Taylor,
one of the best friends, was literally being said,
and on the bird.
And Will and I met, and it was like right away, good buddies, but we bonded Taylor, one of the best friends, was literally being said on the bird. And Will and I met and it was like right away,
good buddies, but we bonded over the fighter
and the kid, Joe Rogan.
Congratulations with the Lea and all that.
And then at the end of the season,
Will and I had a Chinese,
I've shady Chinese restaurant.
And he's like, I wanna do a podcast, let's do a podcast.
It was all Will.
And then I was like, all right, I'll do it.
And then I left to go to California for three months.
We'll come to surprise you.
We'll come to Spirits. Will has the word Catholic like do it. And then I left to go to California for three. I'm gonna surprise you. Well, it comes with work.
We'll have to work out like me though.
Smart.
That's why me and Will is marked with each other.
What?
I'm just saying as far as like,
I just catch all that.
No, we have to get all of each other compliments
and you're gonna give yourself a win.
No, but I'm saying we can't use the podcast
and just pardon you.
Yeah, but no, because this could seem similar
when we first started podcast, primals gone all the time
It was my baby. It's all it was like no man. They were gonna make this stuff work movie start. Yeah
Hey brother hanglers King here's in the Joker
Kingdom he's in Kate like was it in kingdom?
Really I got him I gotta turn that on that's my bad i know what is the
as we're dish now compliments you were fucking fantastic on our show
thank you but the wolf at the door
oh yeah is what the fuck is that quote
i want to say it all time i said to my wife
luxury is the wolf at the door luxury is the wolf at the end that that uh
that link to their little story is nice the good. Nice. The catastrophe of six. Yeah, well smoke well spoken individual for sure
Mark guy around for quite some time has some stories. Yeah, also knows everybody knows everyone
I'm a call person you know
Most famous person I'll answer them Joe Rogan. Yeah, that's right. That's that's besides Joe Biden
That's what else you got. That's besides Joe.
Um, Biden.
Yeah.
Which one?
I mean, you know,
they were building it.
I know a lot of people will be the best.
Before they got really famous,
like Bradley Cooper guys like that.
And then they get super famous and you lose touch.
They're too busy for you, Bubba.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, older and you just don't.
Kevin Hart.
He knows Kevin Hart.
I know Kevin Hart.
No, well, could you call him right now?
No.
Who could you, I mean, I use the most
way to just text you.
I just have to say that you could call
right now that's in your phone.
It's not like if I saw Kevin, he'd be great.
If I saw Kevin, but I don't, you know,
if I, maybe I used to text with him a lot,
but you know, he's changed his number.
He's so famous.
People like that are like, I don't know.
I wouldn't reach out.
But also he's probably like, get what?
Yeah, what do you, what do you, what do you,
what do you need to talk to him?
Yeah, I mean, I've done two movies with him.
So I spend a lot of time on set with him.
Yeah, probably gave him a lot of ideas.
Well, we had, he's, he's Johnny Legs.
Johnny Legs, we're at the movie festival.
It took more while to recognize it, but that's whatever.
Jamie Foxx at a party came up to me and said,
he goes, he goes, you know, say,
I'm going to wait for want the one comic in the room
and I don't get anything from you and he's giving me,
like, and this one I was dating my wife
and she was like, she was watching this
and he's making a fuss and then he starts talking to me
about how he did a set in DC.
That is tough.
Well, and I'm fine with it.
But I'm saying it gave you, it gave you some credit.
She danced with him. You know that black guy? I'm dancing with him you kudos. It gave you some crazy dance. Because she was like, you know that black guy?
Dance with him.
Yes, she did.
She was Jamie Foxx.
And she had braids.
She had sneakers on and my girl can fucking dance.
And she had, you like that braids and sneakers on?
Yeah.
And she was at, we were at a party with party.
And she was dancing.
Well, she went there for one reason, dad.
She was dancing.
And I was like wow and
Yeah, and she dated some professional black athletes in the past and so you got a hog is what you're saying
Wow, I do
He does a string bigger. Yeah, listen, we don't know if that's the case. It's well. Hey
Come on, buddy. Listen
We've all been in a lot of numbers. We've been thinking of one person.
Yeah.
I was in a locker room and I'll say his name.
He's a captain of the Dallas Cowboys, Lawrence Vickers, one of my best friends in college.
His dick was so big that he could get a drink as a mic and talk into it.
Yeah, I won't have to discuss him in my fight.
What do you think, job, which he's doing?
He'd move it as a sock into it.
Yeah. So he had the ability when he was younger.
That'll change your life.
He still has it.
That'll change your life.
I'm sure these guys that she dated had tiny dicks.
Um, and that's the most tiny piece.
You know what,
that's the key to giving the person out.
What's that?
Tiny pieces give you a better personality.
You have like fat chicks with their personalities.
Yeah.
Yeah, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
but you're gross.
Well, we get the hidears though. Lizzo.
You heard all this stuff about her coming out. Yeah, she's been your socks. Apparently she's fat
chaining her crew. I don't want to get too much into it. Well, the D'Aliah said it best
he goes, if somebody says you're fat, if Lizzo calls you fat, you go. Oh, yeah, you are
10. That's the comeback. Yeah, that's the comeback. He's like, That's the comeback. Is that Julia? Yeah, that's the comeback.
He's so funny.
He's like, that's the comeback.
He is so funny.
The videos of you two going back and forth.
Classic.
Fucking, I'll sit there in bed.
Double-pinned fucking phone on my chest.
Watch it, I should.
Have you guys said, cause you're in Nashville still,
have you guys said theon recently?
Since last time?
Not theon doesn other mess with the boys
It's weird. He does but he does he does but he does but he does he's not a reach
He's almost too big. He's in reach, but he's out of his almost too big now
But every time he sees us he's like hey me and Caleb Caleb Pressley from Sunday conversations
Who's I feel anybody ever has ever seen that's incredible? He's brilliant. He's like we're gonna come out at the same time
And that's usually where it ends with and I love you as he walks away
But you just never want to you never feel like you're like,
I don't like pushing too much.
Is there more of a brilliant mind in this world?
Denteo, as far as comedy wise far as like,
yeah, wit thinking on his personal.
It's insane, bro.
It is.
How is brains and a real, we were walking
at all that childhood trauma.
He was backing up and we're like,
why are you backing up?
It's not the man, the ground's moving. There's like that. He told Will, like, up and we're like, why are you backing up is not the man the grounds moving.
Just like that.
And he told Will, like, you're not in football, you're in.
I was like bro, we're in the same industry,
he goes, you're in dental advertising.
He's just like, you got your teeth.
He goes, you got your teeth from Taylor's knee surgery.
He's off of his kneecap.
I'm like, oh, he's so, you know what?
There's nobody else like him.
He's so unique. So, and I'm like, oh, he's so he's so you know, there's nobody else like him. He's so unique.
So you and I didn't realize Caleb Presley. He played quarterback in college at North Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. I just found
he played with who's the who's the country singer? Chase Rice. Oh, I love. They were in the same. They played
I was the high school. And they look at it. I was I was I was he wouldn't play it. Look home. Don't play ball. How big how tall is the
Co. Matt's saying mid-same high school. Oh, but then in play ball. I saw a video of Luke
Holmes chugging a chugging a beer and I'd like a I'd like a stab at him five nine. Who is that?
Look comes he's one of the biggest country in the world right? Okay. He's massive. You
like he shot gun to beer. Um, he does it on stage all the time. He did it on Rogan and he's quick.
But you're pretty quick.
Hey, Count, did you get the invite
for the beer games with these guys?
Yeah.
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Her that's that's hardy hardy in his wife. Yeah, she is a fucking rock star dude. Let's go baby
We're here like winners
George Kittle the force Buckner
Kiddo kiddo. Absolutely throttle probably the best tight. Probably the best tie to the game I think. Go out. Look at you guys.
You can pull him up with me.
I didn't even recognize you guys.
There's George Kittle.
He took it to the judge.
He took the judge.
Pulled it up.
Show him my four second child.
I thought, like, Kittle's a spasmus.
Yeah.
Brother.
And the nicest human being of all time.
Can block his ass off.
That's what I have over Kelsey.
Yeah, he's a good block.
He's a dog.
Yeah, he can do both.
I mean, like, Kelsey's probably a better receiving
that's the best ever.
But George Kittle, we were having this conversation.
He was like, who would you rather have?
Who would you rather have on your team?
Me and personally, Bill Dawkins.
George, because he's a dog.
He's a fucking dog.
And Winking Cat.
And he's not like, like if Kelsey's a 10,
he's a nine and a half,
but then that block, that dog, you know
Kelsie got that fucking wiggle man. That's what I love got that wiggle that you just can't oh I root for the teacher
I root for that dude every day. Can we have some silence? Are we ready to go ready to go watch Taylor here?
Are you chugging twisted tea?
Yeah, oh, oh, geez. Oh wait beers bro. What that throat dude daddy? I, oh boy. Oh, geez. Oh, wait, beers.
Bro, what that throat dude, daddy?
I went to prison.
These are all pro football players.
What's that?
You guys are all.
No, you're tied up, bro.
I will never recognize you.
The student Corey Levin, Jordan Ruse.
What's the fastest?
How did Pearl Buckner?
That's the mid-tune.
You did it in the chug.
He did it on chug, I think, like nine seconds.
His movie premiere was like a month or two before beer Olympics and we were we were invited, which was great. But
there was like a clip before playing all the stuff. Yeah, we've known Bert forever. He's
the best. And there was a clip of him doing flip cup. And I leaned over to Willie. This
is game over, brother. He's not going to stand a chance. And they did decent flip cup. But
I think they who was Bert's partner? Oh, Shane. And Shane can put it down.
Yeah, he can chug.
He can drink.
The moment got too big for him when he did his chug, he ended up spilling all of
himself, but he panicked.
He can chug now.
He can fucking move.
Yeah, he can shit talk.
Dog.
The whole time.
The whole time.
Who is your as his favorite comedian right now?
Like who's just like crushing it?
I mean, I'm his favorite, but I would say.
I'm starving. You have to be like healthy, like tasty snack.
You want some chocolate covered macadamia nuts?
Dude, I'm not a millionaire.
Dude, how some macadamia works with all these farmers
in South Africa, these rural communities, okay?
And that's why they're able to get macadamia nuts
at a price you can afford.
Yeah, but I don't like just regular nuts.
They have, I don't know, it's covering like raspberry,
vanilla, like,
Sure, you want white chocolate,
you want regular chocolate.
You want rice, right?
You want my fancy food?
You want spicy?
You want spicy, we got it.
Oh, what's spicy, dude?
Well, what about if I like bars?
Dude, well, I'll get you some macadamia nut bars.
The 45% macadamia nut bars?
I got, there we go.
I need a variety pack on the house though.
I got that for you too.
Now here's the thing, you like coffee?
Yeah, I'm a coffee comter.
Yeah, I have coffee with macadamia milk.
Dude, I see what you're doing right now,
and you know, I can't afford that stuff, dude,
it's too expensive.
Okay.
You're saying macadamia nut milk?
I'm talking about house and macadamia. I'm not Jeff Bezos, dude. They didn't too expensive. You're saying macadamia nut milk. I'm talking about how to macadamia.
I'm not just baseless, dude.
They didn't stop just at their extra virgin macadamia nut oil.
Okay.
They didn't stop at their nuts
and all the different kinds of macadamia nuts
with all their different coatings you can get.
But they said, you know what?
People need macadamia nuts in their coffee.
Step the game up, dude.
Yeah, that's right.
So when you do taste it, be ready to freak the flip out.
But can I get 20% off and a free pack
of the macadamia snack bars?
Let me check.
Hold on.
Let me text with them.
Oh, they just said yes.
What do I have to do, though?
Go to houseamacadamia.com slash TFAK.
I get 20% off my entire order.
Yeah.
With the code TFAK plus I get the variety free box of order. Yeah, with the code T-F-A-K, plus I get the variety
free box of 45% MacDame and SnackBars.
That's right.
Insane.
Insane.
I don't know.
Like right now, who's the best?
I mean, it's all kind of-
It's all subjective, but yeah, but I mean,
I mean, you said you and you watching,
you're like, okay, this is my-
I don't watch too much, because I don't want to get
in my brain.
Last time I happened to be in Bill Burr, when we were watching Bill Burr, the last, this is my- I don't watch too much because I don't want to get a migraine in- Last time I haven't even been in Bill Burr,
when we were watching Bill Burr
in the last factory a while ago,
I just love that.
I just love what he was doing.
I even called him.
Yeah, I mean, Bill.
Bill's the goat, Bill's the goat, David Tell.
But I think as far as like that young,
like that class right there,
obviously Shane Gillis is a beast,
Mark Norman's a monster.
Yeah, but that's-
Big J, you're easy. Big J, orson. I don't think, I like those guys great J, you're using that.
I don't think, I like those guys great,
but they're too young.
I mean, I think the guys that are kind of astonishing,
the people that I've seen.
When's the time saw Shane Gillis?
It's been a while.
Savage.
Hey, well, you saw his scene.
He's not lost, right?
He's a monster.
I think he's got some coming out.
Dude, it's insane.
No, he's great.
No, Shane's not alive right now.
I just haven't seen Shane.
I'm saying, though, that's how I saw somebody and was like kind of blown away with
Gilbert. That was like that's a hot second girl.
They're gonna forever dude. Bill's like unbelievable. Shane's like 12 years ago to see people.
I don't know. I know I know. That's why she's been doing it for
He's great. No, she's like 12 years in. Not that. No, but the pain of the stuff. He's doing now. Rogan was telling me was
He's his last special thing monster. He's fucking, he wants to be with the Maraj.
Yeah.
And literally, Will and I, like,
between positive, which is literally,
I'm like, bro.
Thank you.
Hang on, hang on, we can't let Shane hear this.
Yeah.
He's a monster.
But you know, who else is great?
He's enough.
You know, you know, I also, as a monster,
you guys just had on one of the funniest people
in the world is Christus Stefano.
Dog, he is.
Yeah, bro.
His wit was catching me off guard because I wasn't ready for it.
I wasn't ready for it.
We had to go.
We had to go.
Yes, bro.
First, and Seguro is much more calm, calculated.
And before we had Seguro on the like, hey, he's a little hard to open up in a podcast,
blah, blah, blah.
He was great.
Seguro is different than De Stefano.
He's different.
De Stefano came in and was just, he was a, you better be ready to go.
He's a vaunveist.
You better be ready to go.
You better be able to handle himself.
Like it was, and he's always on.
Yeah, just like you,
like you might be a little prickly sometimes.
Chris, always on.
Yeah, monster.
And it's fun too.
He's just got to like, just positive energy.
And it's just at 100.
He was a D3 athlete, done count,
why can't I run, but still.
Oh, he just got a rock on from D3. He said D3 was don't count why come run but still
Mitch That's okay, who basketball's hard to be just to stuff know yeah white guy
That's about stripper handsome though. This definitely tough to be that handsome
Yeah, bodies alright his face though. It's good faces good. He wears those don't wear glasses. Yeah, he has
His white head kids got a piece on him. You think so?
I know so.
He has wide hips.
Like a lunch list.
Like a lunch list?
This stuff, no.
He's got an astonishing piece.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's got a, he's got a, you better,
you better know what you're taking on Matt Rife.
I love Matt, I'm gonna wrap this.
I love Matt, we know him for all of that.
But I mean, he's that old enough for you to know him forever.
Well, you know, Matt I've known since he was probably 1819
No, you said you on 16. I mean, you was at the last actor
No, hold on hold on. He's one of the most hey will he's one of the most selling comedians
He sold out his entire tour for two years. He's doing a arena
He's always worked off. He's the fastest to blow up like that in this day and age, cause off TikTok of his crowd work, you would love to break it.
He works hard.
He works hard.
He's a wild man.
He doesn't let the white guy talk, but whatever.
He always works hard.
He's always worked hard.
He's always been humble.
He's always been a great kid.
Like for me anyway.
I met him so much.
Because we met him, you'd come around the lab factor
whatever all the time.
And we're in the parking lot and Kate Beck's sale
walks up and like, holy shit,
like she's a unicorn, man, who's with her?
He was, he was like 18.
Yep.
And by the way, how about this,
how about this about this kid?
I rage all on the couch.
I asked him about Kate Beck in the sale
and this is when he said to me
and he was probably 21 or something
and I wanted to know some questions.
He goes, I can't really talk about her.
I got to protect her privacy.
That's what this kid said at 22.
I mean, does it look like, you know,
mom and son there?
Yeah, it does.
But he pulled it off, dude.
He's a sweet child.
He's in Van Helsing.
But he's crushing it right now.
He's doing a world tour right now.
He's more than crushing it.
She's in Van Helsing.
And he's making, he's making,
yes, he's making,
probably I got you to hear that.
I'm with you now. Wouldn't she also in Underworld, yes, yeah, private. I got you to hear the thing.
You know, when she also in Underworld, yeah, I don't like that movie though.
She's impossibly beautiful.
What about Fast and the Furious?
You like Fast and the Furious?
I hate that shit.
I like action movies.
Whoa.
Come on, man.
That's a blanket statement that's going to catch you in a better situation.
Well, well, like I like like old school like, uh,
Bloodsport, Rambo, action, Mando.
John Wick, hate it.
What?
Hate it.
This guy's on a revenge tour
because they killed his dog Jason Borg.
Jason Borg.
Hate it.
Hate it.
Okay, the dog that his wife, his dead wife got for him.
Don't give a shit.
Don't give a shit.
Not buying it.
Not beating a heart that still gives him hope.
Nope, not buying it.
I'm out.
Transformers?
Fuck you.
Let's talk about a...
Equalizer like Denzel watched it.
Yeah.
Fuck my day.
He's 90 so.
Why are you a hater?
30 seconds.
I am legend.
I yeah.
That one's pretty good.
Now we're getting into it, thanks.
You're talking about, hold on, Denny.
The dark night.
Hold on.
Yes.
Are those moving? Hold on, are those action?
Fuck yes.
No.
What are you clear if I'm asked?
But they're character pieces.
Yeah, there's more.
I need a story.
Page of movie.
Great movie.
American.
Gladiator.
Yes, good movie.
Of course.
But there's a story.
Not good.
Equalizer, that's a great movie.
But with the, with the Keanu Reeves, like, that bullshit,
I don't like it's not for me
That's okay, but that's a hater
Give me more recent action movie like a
Ferdinand's I don't like fast and fierce is I don't like the very first one
I like the first one very after that you know when I checked out when they were
Going to space, you know, it's a fun old movie that the rock was in the run down. You ever see the run down love it knocks right
Love it, yeah, yeah, that's a really good full metal jacket great movie that's great rock with Sean
If the iron giant is categorized as an action movie then you're fucked this as good fellow as an action movie
So this list is full of shit.
No, no, it's the top, the top role.
Here's where I'll get with Troy.
How about Troy?
I did not like the Matrix.
I had the Matrix.
I did not like the Matrix.
Bullshit.
Check, please.
The Matrix is revolutionary though.
What's the hate with the action movies?
Tombstone.
Phenomenal.
Great movie.
Not an action movie.
That's a Western.
That's a Western with some action.
If somebody dies, it's action. C a western with some action if somebody dies its action
Crouching warriors great movie warriors crashing tiger great movie. I'm forgiven one of the best of all time black hawk down
Hey guys, these are like the black hawk at all time scar face. Yeah, they're all good movies
These all one like a lot of words. They were going. I'm talking. I'm talking like fast and furious transformers
Only the ones who I hate the mage and. You can see where you caught yourself in a position
of saying, look at the genres of action.
You know what the promise is our level of communication
because my definition of action is different than yours.
That's the level of action.
That's you not communicating your definition of action.
Well, I'm over here.
You say action.
What am I supposed to say?
Well, I wonder what jobs definition of that is.
That's exactly what you should do.
That's exactly what you should do.
Here's what you're wrong. You're wrong as your genre is action and I said that go you should do here's what you know
The promise generous. Hey, you know the promise is not you know what the problem is not with exception
I know sure you know what the promise is not with me knew with chin
Hey
I'm over here. He does need I did say Google action
We said bring up action all the James Bond right out over the top action movies. I think that's what you
know. All of the James Bond movies are good. Max. Max. Great.
All of them. Are you mission possible, fam? I am. Check please. Why do you
I think doesn't do it for another check? Mission Impossible. Rips. Obviously,
my maximum spirit isn't what that. I love it. You know, I love it. You know, I
love it because I can never. I stood up and it, you know I love it, because I'm not good at it. I'm crying.
I stood up and saluted, bro.
I fucking hate you.
I needed that for us.
I need you to say that for us.
You know what?
You got me.
That's the one you got, man.
It's a good man.
Tom Cruise is a phenomenal actor.
Oh, he's great.
He's phenomenal.
Dude.
He's phenomenal.
He's a reading winner.
Hey, Jurassic.
I like the ruins.
We spent, I spent some time.
But I loved on the stagious.
Well, you guys have kids.
Have you seen the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
No.
Not yet, bro.
Might be better in Spider-Verse.
Better than the original Ninja Turtles that we grew up on.
I'm telling you, dude, it's fucking well done.
You are the four parents.
What's that?
You don't have kids, not the one?
Yeah, we have two kids.
Yeah.
How old are six and three?
You started young, hell yeah, I do the first one
Big time accident
I'm going for the girl girl comes in December but I have two boys now girl comes December
Oh, yeah, that three piece dude. Can't wait. Congratulations
Can you get you want more? Yes, you have to you don't only get did. Can't wait. Congratulations. Can't wait. And you want more? Yes. You have to.
You don't have only kids. I can't give it just one. I've been dropping
Seaman Team 6 in recently. We'll see what happens. Have you been have you have
you checked it out though because all the football you test disaster in the
swimmers might all be you might not have a full squad. There's what I'm saying.
I've been working with somebody. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Look at them.
Somebody called me. Can you tell me that's natural?
Yeah.
Look at Will Compton, dude.
Will, Will finds his way through.
He's not built like a classic linebacker.
Ray Lewis would shove around the locker room,
but let me tell you, he was a professional
and an active professional linebacker in the NFL.
Going on, how many years now?
Going on 10.2 right now.
That's actually an insane,
it's actually an insane, that's an insane achievement.
To be, as he's not, he's a very honest,
he's very unassuming and to be that good for that,
long as a big fuck.
See that body right there, that's a fucking solid. You talking about the salt
But he's competing against genetic freaks and he's
He's very athletic guy will
Is if you know I'm a lot of you put him on the line, but he's smart
Remember that practice. Oh wait, what is it about how's all it was a jog through and you went to fucking block me
Be a fucking bitch
Now tell you
Speed size wills wills working with like his brain
Yeah Well, it's working with like his brain. Yeah. Good luck.
Thank you.
You're not brain-loot.
That is the plan to go to.
You can't be saying that part.
What did you want?
That's the butt-frieden joy right there.
You're on a 40-end.
4.5.
That's fast though.
That's fast.
You got CSP.
He's a freak, man.
Yeah, he's a freak.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
If you play in a 12-10 years, that's so crazy to me.
It's kind of crazy. Four five.
Four five six.
Okay.
Hey, what's going on?
He's not buying it.
No, that's my favorite.
You're doing what's sharpest away.
I'm not gonna do, yeah, you're right.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
It's my home.
You can question it.
I don't want to.
We can call the option and put them on speaker phone.
The 1417 of the 182 right now now is he did it at a pro day.
And a pro day, I've heard numbers
he can get a little different.
I didn't run it at a pro day, so I don't know.
What did you run in such a dick?
Why'd you run?
I ran a 485.
485.
At the combo.
At his size, the combo in three times.
When you got the combo, you look down at the pro day.
Because the pro day, you have all the scouts there
and then allow them to do it by hand.
Do you know what?
I'll be first to admit,
Mike goes gone in the way in this conversation already.
I'll, I think.
I can totally see.
There's a lot of damage,
but then the rest of the village,
and go back, maybe that shouldn't.
What's your vertical?
You had a, you had a,
there's saucy, yeah, that's a saucy vertical.
32?
Yeah.
That's very respectful.
Yeah, that's fucking nice.
Beat my numbers.
I was a four six guy.
But I'll tell you this in the vertical,
my vertical is never 32. Let's like when they measure you, you're like, you gotta fucking my numbers. I was a four six guy, but I'll tell you this in the vertical my vertical is never 32
Let's like when they measure you you're like
Now are you boys playing with the football season coming up? Are you guys planning to could you work going to do like live shows at the games?
Are you gonna do some of that like once you go into camps like some of the training in our college tailgate tour. Yeah, we'll go on weekends, the college tailgate tours,
and anybody who wants our services on the NFL level
will usually have to wait till December, January.
That makes sense, your boys are packed.
Now we plan to go to university Colorado,
see you's popping.
I wanna go week two, Nebraska.
We're gonna beat the,
look at South of the woods.
Yeah, you guys are not going that.
You know my promise with CU is the expectations, like all my boys still there, right? Yeah. You guys are not going to. Don't, don't. You know, my promise with CU is the expectations.
Like all my boys still there, right?
Yeah.
We won one game last year.
And the stuff, they're like, dude, we're going championship.
Like, hey, bitch, if we just win five, I'll be still.
The over 30s, three and a half.
Yeah, three and a half, you got all that on that all day.
I think I would think I will.
They're top five games are top under, right?
Because I think they won over.
I'm going over.
I think Deon's going to brainwash.
I think those motherfuckers are like, their talent levels here. Say it again. Say they were going to say it again.
What?
Brainwash.
Yeah, yeah.
She need to do in college.
I think Dion can inspire and influence any group he's around.
Especially in his bro.
But look at the talent there.
There is a video that came out of dude's fighting in the fight
on the field.
And he's like, no, he's like, I saw two of y'all walking away
while somebody was fighting.
One fight, we all fight.
Dog. Dog. Tell me what you're going to do. that dude's fighting on the field. And he's like, no, he's like, I saw two of y'all walking away while somebody was fighting.
One fight, we all fight.
Dog.
Dog.
Tell him, telling his team, a lot of codes of bringing up,
hey, we're fighting, we're running.
See again, I think they're gonna be good,
but the expectations are bolder.
I'm gonna take some heat for this,
but they're like, we're going to champ,
we're top five, I'm like bro.
Yeah, temper expectations.
We won one game, but the problem is,
the fan base is expecting like this insane season.
The first five games are tough.
If they win two, they're gonna be as soon as they lose a game.
The brass people in view.
That's not happened.
As soon as they lose a game, people are gonna be furious.
Who's the head coach in Nebraska now?
Coach Rule.
Yeah, and I really like coach will.
If you look at coach rules track record, where he was at, where'd he come from?
North Carolina.
North Carolina was his last job.
NFL. But before that, he was at Bay he come from North Carolina. Carolina was his last job at NFL.
But before that, he was at Baylor Temple.
Temple. That's where I was thinking of Temple.
And you look at this track record.
It's like, it takes like two or three years.
And then they end up getting close to that double digits.
If not, double digit wins.
Yeah.
So this is the best time of a year's away.
But they're in good hands.
They still have hands.
There was crew.
Was there ever a player that you guys dreaded being opposite.
So was there a running back?
All of them.
Really?
Just a nightmare.
Just any running back, anytime I'm in coverage,
just running back out of the box.
And running back motions out to empty
and for whatever reason we want to stay in main coverage
and I need to run out there.
Tough game.
Why is that?
Just because it's just gonna...
Not my game.
Run to be in the box. Let me see the field a little bit. Yeah, right. Let me anticipate
I don't say we have man coverage against fucking like melvin Gordon or some
So because the speed you got a cover on me's going out for a path. Yeah, I mean
Yeah, because he's in charge of that because when the the runback comes out
Yeah, and they're in man coverage. That's his guy. You got to follow you once I you get outside the box and you're covering
You feel a lot more comfort zone. You gotta follow. So once you get outside the box and you're covering, you feel a lot more like.
He's out of comfort zone.
You're out of your comfort zone.
You have to play a lot more.
You have to be fluent with your hips and everything else.
Not saying my hips weren't ever fluent,
but they are tighter compared to the ray luices of the world.
Yes.
You know what I'm saying?
The Fred Warner's who are out there.
Yes.
That can do it all.
That can do it all.
It's not necessarily always like that.
So the pressure's on you now.
You could just use that option.
Yeah.
When you know you're in a trips far gun situation
and the quarterback looks at the running back
and they get an option route, you're a liability.
And you know the ball's probably going to him,
especially if he's open.
Yes, that's why you tap your D end on the ass.
Hey, butch.
Hit him before.
Hit him, hit him out of the back of the ball.
Give me a little more.
Don't worry about your sack.
Hit this motherfucker to help me out.
And as an offensive lineman, you hear butch,
like, hang, God.
He's now at off the block this guy, like, yeah.
Because he now has to chip the running back to help will out,
so he's not going after the quarterback,
which helps me out.
Oh, did you fellas see the,
and who did you hate being opposite?
My first couple of years,
who's the Dn for the Raiders?
Trollsugs.
Trollsugs, where's the problem?
My rookie year, he fucking,
that dude had an ass, you could put a fuck.
Well, another guy we've ever seen, another guy with a, yeah, well, I know about it looks like a velocity story about him
A massive velocity with big arms so I'm doing a movie. I just such a weird story
I'm doing a fucking you know him. I'm a freak. I'm doing a movie
Well, I'm a guy we had a photographer who's taken pictures. He's played we're in Baltimore
And it was called I do and I don't and we had this photo shoot and
and Bix, he's played, we were in Baltimore, and it was called, I do and I don't,
and we had this photo shoot.
And this is, we were with women and Jane Lynch,
and the photographer in front of all of us,
because he goes, I'm just traumatized.
And I said, what, he goes, you know who Terrell Suggs is?
And I did, I don't know, a lot of football players.
And he goes, and he said, and he goes,
he changed in front of me.
And he goes, his dick. Yeah. And he's like, front of me and he goes, he changed in front of me.
And he goes, his dick. And his, like, front of me, he gets,
I didn't know as he goes, he was, he was like,
it's so dramatically large that I just have to tell
something about it.
And I go, what's like, he goes,
you know the spray paint cans, but the long ones?
That's what I was thinking.
And I never, every time I think about him,
I think about that.
That must have been, so anyway. He put that dick on me a couple of times for my rookie here. That's what I was doing. Yeah. And I never, never told my thing about him. I think about that. Yeah.
That must have been so anyway.
He put that day on me a couple of times for my rookie here.
That's a weird story.
I enjoyed it.
It always gets back to the day.
It's not a mean thing to do it.
But that's, that's, that's the way I thought it was.
He was such a freak.
We played them my rookie year at Baltimore and they were announcing the defense.
And they said to Rale Suggs, the place went crazy and he was wearing a gladiator mask.
Oh no.
I got a fuck. Why was that crazy and he was wearing a gladiator mask. Oh no.
I got a fuck.
Why was that just because he was so much to handle?
He was he was he's a hall of favor.
He's so fucking good.
In the rain has been their defenses with all the Lewis to Rell Suggs and Reed.
And they just had the purple, the black, the whole stadiums behind it.
They just keep a lot of them.
God.
Like they do their individual.
You're gonna fight every play.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah.
But like he was at that point where he was starting to get older
where he would take plays off.
Like he would go slower and play as you can tell
he wasn't really interested.
But like you get in a third and eight situation or more.
It's like, holy fuck,
he turns it off for dear life.
Yeah.
Cause he wants a sacks.
And there was Elvis Dumerville.
Dumerville.
Oh, that's a good spot.
Louisville.
Louisville. Louisville. He was a smaller, but I'm not a sack or aumerville. Oh, it's time to lose. Who would you build, Chris?
Louisville. He was a smaller, but I was not a soccer player.
Oh, so that's absolutely.
That's a bit.
That's the most important.
That's why you got paid the big bucks.
Yeah, you're protecting the guy.
Blancide. Wow.
Yeah, it's a little hard.
Okay. Like the real blind side.
Not this big thing.
Yeah. Well, that's tough to hear about.
Michael Orwell was on my team.
I wrote here.
Oh, was he? Yeah.
Yeah. And he was, did he talk about it back then? He talked about a little bit like we had a look
He would be a rookie with us named gay biker. He was undrafted guy from Oklahoma
He was all American too. I can't believe it was undrafted
But he came up his girlfriend now wife her favorite movie is the blindside so first day was there he walks up
Walks up and takes a photo like this without asking you favorite movie blindside. Yeah, but I go I'd say get out
It's your family. He takes he takes a photo a selfie with or without asking him. Which your favorite movie, Blindside? Yeah, but I'd say get out. It's your favorite movie.
He takes a photo a selfie with,
or without asking him at all.
That next day, the head shrink coach,
Waterson is like, I heard there's rookies trying to take photos
with Vets, and he just made us run.
Dan just made us run the whole time.
And we ran for like, you know, 15, 20 minutes.
But he was saying like, he hated the movie
because they make him a little bit of an idiot.
He's like, I know. It sounds like he's also a snitch though, a little idiot. He's like, I knew what I'm for.
Well, it sounds like he's also a snitch though,
a little bit, right?
What, how's he a snitch?
Because he went and told the strength coach
that guy took my picture.
That guy took his picture.
Oh yeah, that's a good point.
I didn't put that fucking all together.
That's that football.
That's what I'm saying on your own.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, hey brother, don't, hey, don't do it.
Maybe like to think that maybe somebody else saw it
and that was the same.
I hope that, yeah, I don't think that happened. Because my not a single shoot himself took me. Oh no, no, no. Keep't hey, don't you like to think that maybe somebody else saw it? Yeah, I was the same. I hope that yeah, I don't think that happened.
But you might have heard you do himself. No, no, no, yeah, keep to himself.
Did you because did you hear Dave Portner? I had the family on.
Do that was somebody was and when you listen to the family talk, I was like, oh, I'm with them on this because the dad was like
We love him. We've seen do this. He actually texts like the family group chat was a K
If you don't pay me this amount of money, I'm gonna go public.
And the dad was like, public with what?
We've done nothing to you.
Go ahead, bud.
Like we've done nothing to you.
And the dad was like, hey, honestly,
like this whole money thing, he was,
I'm not even trying to flex,
but I saw my company for $300 million a few years ago.
Like we don't need money from this guy.
It's nothing, that's not what's going on here.
He's like, it's not a money to take a knife on that.
Yeah, it's a good interview. It's hard to say anything about it right now, because I don't know. I don't know either. It's like he's not what's going on here. He's like it's not a money to take a knife on that Yeah, it's a good it's hard to say anything about it right now, cuz I know I don't know either
It's like he said she said I've been around that SJ kid though a couple times while boy
Thank you. He was like the little boy in the movie
Oh
My age is in Buckhead while boy. Oh, is he wow wow boy. Yeah, interesting. Yeah, but you he like
I'm in a mine of it Michael's money if that's what he's saying but like he you know he had it
He was like in his young early 20s had a watch like the one you're wearing
They had it the dad said that each family member including Michael or got like 15 or 16,000 each
Like well, why did the little kid get it? Why did the little white boy get it? Yeah.
That didn't make sense, he did nothing.
He did nothing at all.
Based on the movie, he was a liability
in that car accident.
Correct.
Like, of course.
I mean, he's hurt his arm, dude.
Blindside, good action movie, man.
Yeah, yeah.
There's an action movie.
Would you like that movie or not?
I didn't know, I thought it was trash.
I wonder, I'm trying to think, yeah, I'm back on that
because I do think there's some,
oh, we didn't talk about the James Bond movies. I don't like him, he's too small, I'm back on that because I do think there's some oh we didn't talk about the James Bond movies
I don't like him. It's too small. I'm not buying it. What do you mean? It's too small?
James, come on. Can you create it's small guy? He's fantastic
It's like Tom Cruise Mission possible too small. No Tom Cruise is outstanding. You're you're a critic on movies. Yeah
Yeah, when you're doing special work, you can't see your Shawshank redemption say something to give me no
I say something about that, but that feel like that was low-hanging fruit that you had in the back pocket now
That's my favorite movie give me five once a month a lot of time in Hollywood phenomenal movie. That's actually number one for me. Okay. What else?
See I like all that slower stuff, man. I'm gonna older dad. You're a big Quentin Tantino guy. Huge. Love him. In Gorge Bastard's fantastic.
Pulp Fiction.
Reservoir Dogs.
Yup, Pulp Fiction.
Tango.
Yeah, man.
Great movies.
I didn't really, I couldn't get on board with Pulp Fiction.
Really?
Wow.
I might be too young for it, but it was,
oh man.
It was one of those movies for me,
where I was like, I wanted to like it so much,
because everybody, you see the movie,
you see the walk I've seen, huh?
We hit the watch in his ass.
Is that the one with the gag ball?
No, you got it.
It's because it's almost one. It's Pulp Fiction. It's Willis has, no, we can't is that the one with the gag ball? No, you got it. It's almost what it's supposed to have no we can't because I forgot the show but
Bottom line is Christopher walk in hit the watch in his ass and gave to Bruce Willis as a young kid
You got why Bruce went back to get his watch when his wife, you know, forgot the watch. Yeah
That's it. What about a man's he wrote true romance. He didn't he didn't direct what about machete
machete machete
is for what it is
machete is
You have to give it it's it's due but I'm not gonna put it in not top no my top. No, you don't
I have a soft spot for those goreer over the top movies like I'm a big like core stuff
Love horse, you're like core stuff? Love, core stuff. Me too, true crime.
Big spectacular fans.
I, the pen's on, I don't wanna get,
I don't wanna just say yes to that
because I've not like, I don't go watch like,
the shows and stuff like that.
Oh, my black belt.
Law, Nord or,
No killers.
No, not law, Nord, that's for it, God.
But, um, serial kills,
I do have a weird thing about, like if they're,
you know that you play the game with people,
like if you get a lunch with one person,
who would it be?
Jeffrey Dahmer does go through my head me to
Charles Manson Charles Manson
Richard Ramaz to be fun the YouTube videos of him when they ask who are you have you seen that video?
I think 40 days like nothing. I'm nobody. I'm a box car
Oh my god. Yeah, I'm in you're like kind of like you know, that's fucking I can see how I would join the family
It's back in the cities. Yeah, I get it. But I do like, I fell in love with like the old like slash
of movies like Friday 13th Halloween nightmare
and I'm streaming.
I love that shit.
Me too.
I weren't the big Halloween fan at first.
No, I liked Halloween a lot, but I was more on Friday 13th.
And throughout the last couple of years,
I became more of a large fan.
Did you fellas watch to switch gears?
Did you watch the Johnny Manzell doc on Netflix?
Yeah, having, haven't seen it.
I've only seen the, it a frustrate you.
The way they took advantage of them.
Interfrustrate ya.
But he was the way they took advantage of them.
It ain't gonna be that a series
as they kind of jumped from.
He won the Heisman money.
And I was like,
Come on, dude.
50 minutes of this guy's life, body of work.
You could've made that a 30-year-old.
I think that I think that Johnny Menzel
was probably a guy who had struggles
majorly with substance abuse,
but was also an insanely talented football player.
And so it sounded like he would play football
so he could celebrate afterwards,
but he was living for the celebration.
And then you will, when you're an addict up
to that dimension, you will orchestrate your life.
Any way you can, you will self-destruct
in any way you can so that you have an excuse to just go fucking crazy.
You self-sab, cause a little bit, and then you got to enough film and he's like, oh, I can't get away with this.
No, no, no, no, but it's too late.
You're a baker may feel, get out of here.
Is there anybody who could be, you could never be a quarterback without studying film and being hyper.
Not at that level.
Not at that level.
Tom Murray doesn't study film, Callie Murray.
Callie Murray plays the game though. You got the reaction time. Call of duty. He's a freak. Hyper not at that Hyper not that Tom Murray doesn't still you film color Murray
Caliburary plays the game though. You got the reaction time. I call it duty. He's a freak Yeah, he is a freak
He's a freak is he's his little piece of
It's crazy. He has one season left to pull it off
But to go back to the Johnny man's L thing what a wild time that was because that was the same time as
Manta tail and whole girlfriend thing that until story was
that was because that was the same time as man Tai Teo and whole girlfriend thing.
That until story was
I was mean that you mean man Tai Teo became friends after that
because I was sticking up from on here
and then mean him sort of DM.
Who? Good guy.
Man Taio.
Man Tai Teo.
Man Tai Teo.
Oh Jack talked Thai.
Jack talked Thai very well.
Frost Frost, me.
Did you call?
That's when you're boys with him.
He knew me for five years, my wife at the time.
He's like, and I was like,, he's like, and I was like,
you guys, and this is, this is my wife,
and I was like, you don't know my wife's name.
And he goes, I'm busy, bro.
Oh, no.
Five years.
I've had a house party.
Stuff, man.
Can you be a little bit more?
You can only keep so many up here.
I'm pretty bad with names, but not bad.
Not that bad.
You do struggle with the names. Oh, certain names, yeah. I'm pretty bad with names, but not bad. Not that bad. But you do you do struggle with the names
Certainly. Yeah. I'm not gonna
Don't go to him if you got it if you're having a down day if you're having a down day
I'm not the guy you do don't go don't bring your sorrow here. Go. I guess you'll go. I get it man
Snap out of it though tomorrow. We better all right
All right, buddy
Thanks a lot. You be a great therapist. But remember, you're hitting me up
during a critical time in my life too.
So you hit me up for like,
hey, I'm never like that.
I'm just saying, I'm also kind of dead behind the eyes,
but I was just, I was all bunched up.
And I was like, finished it.
Send me this long, Texas.
Well, we start talking and start doing this.
I was like, you got to start laughing so hard.
I was like, I'm going through that or whatever. But that's how guys are. I was like, you're like, I'm starting laughing so hard. I was like, I'm going through that or whatever.
But that's how guys are.
I was like, I was like, what am I doing?
No, no, you know, but that helped me.
I run away to go pal.
Ironically, that helped me.
I was like, yeah, I'm being a bitch.
And then it just made me laugh.
Because nothing can do.
You realize there's nothing anybody can do.
I just gotta be hell.
Yeah, no one's coming to save you.
Yeah, that's why I told them.
I'm gonna get to work, bud.
No, he's coming to save you. That's a little confident original. And you got that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, told him. I got to get to work, bud. No, he's coming to save you.
That's a little confident original.
And you got to know that.
I like not only that.
That's what confidence is.
Well, it's Brian.
Well, it's Brian Count.
I know I'm a lot older, but yeah.
I'll let you know.
I'll be there.
You can text me.
Thanks, buddy.
Will does do a great job.
You might be good at it.
He might be better.
Will's God.
Will's God.
Many gifts.
But there's that Johnny Man, there's that Johnny Man's
L. doc, and then they just drop I watched the s'morn
I've been up since four that balko the balko documentary same the on told doc same thing Johnny man's L
Who is it? The Jake Paul alko? Is that the dog that saves the kids? Nope. We don't watch that I want to watch that
That's a good action movie. No, that was supplying very bonds everybody else with it was a guy who was behind like me and Jones
Dumb and Gumbery Sprinter
Something with V
Victor Conte Victor Vickante. Yeah, he had this hole how to Hitler must have yeah this hole amazing
That thing's just out forever, right? You can't let's not quite Hitler. It's literally Chaplin
No, cha chaplin had to Hitler. His is more like Walla Weegee.
Yeah.
He had a lab where all these famous athletes
were getting their stuff from.
But also baseball we should probably bring him back, right?
Yeah, you're so exciting.
You're so exciting.
You're so exciting.
They look great.
They look jackass.
The fuck forms on those guys.
Well, you know what's interesting, and I actually dammed him.
You know who was their guy behind all of it that bringing this down is Jeff Novitsky,
who's the head of you sought for the UFC.
The Golden Snitch.
I gave him the name Golden Snitch for that reason.
Yeah.
He'll find you.
Yeah, he'll find you.
Oh, that's how they referred him now.
For real.
Like, he gave him, on Rogan, he called him the Golden Snitch, and that is, if you look him
up, Golden Snitch is no cup.
I made T-shirts.
Now, how's Jin's having a problem?
He can't spell that name, and I don't care look up. I made T-shirts Shins having a problem because he can't spell that name. I got a perfect
The way you pronounce some words we just kind of got past T-shirts a second ago. Yeah
Yeah, I fucking love you. Oh, he's got a menacing look
I gotta be telling us the first thing that pops up when he was that look
But that's him right like that's what God gave you so just own it look at him
He looks like the villain and everything.
Golden Snatch, right there.
But he went on rowing.
He acknowledges, like, Charlie,
I gave him that nickname, like,
I do what I do, man.
I do what I do, baby.
I do what I do, baby.
But he's a scary dude,
because he got into that,
you know, because they are,
they carry guns.
He's like the IRS, but they're the branch,
like, like, if you see something, look into it.
And he just decided to start looking into Barry Bonds
and Mary and Joan's stuff.
Lance Armstrong, right?
Nope, let's go for that.
No, that's what he looks like.
Yeah, there you go, Red Skull.
Red Skull.
Red Skull.
Oh, I was like, what's tough for a morphing.
Rape Skull's tough, man.
I don't know if they call them Rape Skull.
I like going snitch, man.
Red Skull.
Oh, he does a little bit.
Man, yeah, that's tough, dude.
That's the, I just, you saw the catchers
nobody these days.
Well, people are just not cheating now.
They're always cheating.
Well, they're smarter.
When John Jones, when John Jones
talking about how they picked up on allses
on well, tiny details. Well, they picked up on pulses on well tiny details.
Well, they cut the power slap guys.
Why are you testing them?
I want my power slap guys on meth, coke, everything.
It's steroids.
It's like baseball, let them go.
Yeah.
They're in rash cars.
I do, I will go back to that and I will say
you should see it live.
It is a wild, it's a wild thing.
Well, I haven't seen a lot.
And I see what you guys are doing here,
and I like it.
I like it.
No, I would go.
I'm not gonna get to invite. I'm not allowed doing here, and I like it. I like it. No, I would go.
I'm not gonna get the invite.
I'm not allowed in the building.
I'm not allowed in the building.
You and Dana are you guys.
We're fine.
I give more compliments than any of you.
I promise we're fine.
He might have an issue.
I feel like with Dana, it's your fine,
your great or your not.
Yeah.
I'm fine.
I have no issues with him whatsoever.
If he called me, it was a cake, can you cover this?
I'd, whatever he wants.
I'm not. You guys can cover a power supply for you. Yeah, I have no issue with it. And you would
go and you'd feel that. He bet you know this shit is kind of. Yeah, maybe I quit knocking.
When it first came out, like me and the boys, the group chat was lit. Yeah, you see that
with a lot of UFC fighters. Like the guys were around a little bit like power slap. What the
fuck is this? But everyone I know who I respect is like, I'm person, it's pretty dope, man.
And like legit fighters, like, I'm telling you man,
I saw them train, it's kind of,
I don't say train, but they said when I,
we saw them like, slap each other around.
So they're like, it's kind of dope.
And I was like, I would entertain it.
Seeing it live is a very unique thing.
Would you ever do it?
No, I've been cated with a helmet on, bro.
Like, imagine with nothing, I got this glass jaw,
I'm fucking done.
You and me, both, brother.
Yeah.
But you see it live in its fast pace.
Like, pull a guy off the mat, next person up,
they had their entrance music, they come in.
These guys are, the cool thing about it is,
it's starting to get to a point where like,
more people are finding interest in it,
and there's like bigger, stronger guys coming in,
and it's like, there's some fucking loud hits.
You got cats out there, you're going for $10,000.
Like one dude was like, I'm trying to buy
my wife a pair of tits.
Wolverine, I think that's awesome.
I remember him, yeah.
Yeah, red beard.
He said if you win, you do it.
$10,000 to five-twent.
Yeah, we were talking about it when we was doing
a fight companion with a rampage.
Well, rampage is like back then when you're not like
making a lot of money, like would you go slap
or be slapped for?
Oh yeah, I said no.
Thousands of dollars, but rampage is like, you go slap or be slapped for? Oh yeah, I said no. Thousands of dollars.
But Raympe just like, I mean,
if this is before all the fighting,
the little money I think he was making overseas at the time.
For sure.
Yeah, I get it, when it first came out,
I was like, I think his day was behind it.
And the other, I think the reason why he got so much hate on it,
just from the outside looking in,
is because they used the UFC platform to push it.
And people were like, bro, we're here for the UFC,
not for the slap fight.
And he kept pushing it.
So that turned people off.
I think if he would just promote on his own and not the UFC,
it would have gotten over much better.
But you know, it's like the Reeves guy.
I mean, he's playing the game.
I completely get in the game.
Yeah.
No, I have no issue with it.
Like, right, if I'm wrong, UFC was getting horrible reviews when it first started.
Oh, yeah.
You talk about 1993.
I'm saying like, no, it went through this.
It had this for a while.
It is then it now just keeps going.
Sure, people took like, you know,
dick-chaining stuff that is cockfighting,
but that, it's still, it's still real fighting.
Yeah, it's not fighting.
Tough.
I understand the difference.
I absolutely, I'm not gonna say anything.
It is, when you see it on a screen,
it is absolutely insane. You're like, you know, this is, I they were on to something because my wife I turn on like look at this bullshit
Expect them to make fun of it and then we're both like they're not she's laughing. She's like I can't get enough of this
Look at these days. Well, it's like it's so we all consume stuff. Yeah, so barbaric. Yeah, I don't like that
It looks he brings it out of you to when you're watching like I'll stand in there
Slot the fuck out of him. Really?
Yeah.
I just don't want to see him getting knocked out like that
because it's just like the,
somebody's getting knocked out and so that looks more
like spectacle, not sport, right?
So it's like,
oof, like I have to do that.
I love that TBS was also Brian.
Like, think about the times when you're young
and you're really drunk and you got that one white friend
that's like, yeah, somebody slapped me.
Yeah. And you're like, okay, let's fucking watch always the white friend. It's always a white friend
It's always a really white guy's one that's got slap
And then you kind of like circle around you like hey can I slap you?
Do you do slap fighting in high school?
But you'd be like boxing, but you just like slap each other. I had to do a fucking commercial where this girl kept slapping me
And it was and I would just I would try to time it and just go with it and stuff but after a while
remember when we were doing that bit out here yep for that
commercial that fucking hurt yeah I know that's like that shit is
you can really wind up man those boys are going for it yeah I
just went I just kind of caught you but I'm a martial
artist true how much do you train what who trains more than don't I train when don't I train
Yeah, do you keep your I looked at him one time man? He was just jiu jitsu. Yeah, I don't I'll do some
Boxes. There's a box in Gemma. Go there maybe twice a week. He doesn't spar never you don't you don't even roll
I'll roll I'll still roll from time time. Yeah. Yeah, what is roaming?
Oh, just roll around yeah, yeah, he sees very very good at you,
kids. Do you think go? Do you think Will would have a shot with you? No, no, bro. We've not,
I believe I know you hide me up and I do appreciate it like I love it. Yeah, but are you trying to
shot me? Are you trapey? No, he's from Montana. We just wrestlers you times and he just say,
I will be at that will body. I'm so big, I just put my a few times and he just say, I will be fucking it. Yeah, that will body back. He's like, oh, welcome fucking wrestling.
I'm used to being so big, I just put my body on people
and they end up getting tired.
I never wrestled, we'll hit talks before the time's up.
I wrestled growing up and I'm saying,
she would piss me off.
We all know how different the level is.
Yeah, with the guy who's that athletic who also wrestled,
he's not hearing a peep out of you,
but not with that.
He's a gorilla.
It's just a different language, that's all I did.
We'd have enough of that.
And I thought, guys, come in all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always tell a story. I always's a girl. It's just a different language. That's all I did like we'd have enough I don't know guys come in all the time. Yeah, yeah, I always tell a story
I will I always tell a story of a black belt. There was a black belt. I watched
Brandt fight over here. I like this fucking microphone
Hey, but and take my nuts just keep going inside me during this
Take it. It was a drop in the
Disha bro. You got around too much with it. I'll this is my war you guys keep talking
It's not a competition, bro. You got around too much with it.
This is my war.
You guys keep talking.
This is my war.
I watched, I watched, I watched, I'd take real famous,
you know, professional fighters and do some crazy shit to him,
right?
Quickly.
So I remember watching that and I, he was bigger so I went,
okay, but it was the first time I saw like his skill set
because he wasn't using strength, he was using skill.
But then I knew who his teachers were and I knew how he came up.
He, he really learned from the ground.
The best of the best, yeah.
Like the best of the best and worked on bass like it's,
so it's very different and it was his job.
So you're talking about a guy who was training all the-
But remember when Sam Tisky and that
where your famous guy hurt you?
Yeah, then yeah, there was a guy.
Oh really?
I got fucking steamroll by a famous dude, but he's not- Famous black belt, like high level. High level. What's got fucking steam. We were all by a famous dude.
But he was black belt.
He'd high level.
You guys would have high level.
What's a high level?
High level, great guy, I love him.
But he didn't know who I was,
and he didn't want me to get positioned on him
and talk about on a podcast.
So he goes, oh, you want to roll with us?
Like you want to roll with a pro?
Watch this, and he just, he just, like, I mean, for real.
Like, I've never been-
He's been telling up.
I was watching like that.
Like the fuck? And he was trying- I was making a point out of that. Yeah, in front of all the students, I've never been- He's been telling up. I've never been watching like that. The fuck?
And he was probably making a point out of that.
Yeah, in front of all the students, I was like,
and he goes, and he was like,
oh, I don't like that, because Brian's old,
and Brian's also not a pro fighter.
And Brian's just a high school wrestler,
and I was also my boy, and it's funny.
He was embarrassing.
And yeah, Brian's shock you with the athleticism,
he's 56, he can climb a rope.
It doesn't matter.
That's not the point. You know what I mean? He's got crazy 56, he can climb a rope, it doesn't matter. That's not the point.
You know what I mean?
He's got crazy endurance, he keeps going.
And he'll keep coming back.
And he's a great mimic.
But point is the sky really fucked the mind in front of him.
So when you get in, go back in, go, yeah, yeah.
Brendan goes, you wanna, he goes, you wanna roll?
Right after I go, hey, over here.
And I watched, and I looked up, Brian, I winked at him.
But I watched Brendan do to him what he did to me.
Way worse.
And I went, oh, oh my God, but I mean, like that,
like that, like that, and I was like, oh Jesus Christ,
I saw him turn it up.
And then the best was after he had done all,
but then he started rolling real nice to everybody,
rolling real nice to everybody.
He's just rolling, let you get positioned.
He's gonna let you do stuff.
You're like, hee hee hee, you know what?
And then this professional fighter,
we were done.
We were walking out the mat like,
hey, guess what we need.
This was the best.
Professional fighter, Simone, 300 pounds.
And when you think about a Simone, a Simone,
who trains, who's a black belt?
Look like Moana.
Who's a black belt?
Who's a black belt and a pro fighter?
Then we go. And still fighting, by the way, still fighting. Who trains who's a black moan? Who's a black belt? Who's a black belt and a pro fighter? Demi God.
And still fighting, by the way, still fighting.
Okay.
So he goes,
Shob,
and I was like,
oh no,
I know that guy's, you know, that guy's probably,
I got the weight of time.
He's got a different, different league,
but I went, oh no.
And I went and, and I go, I go, I'm gonna go.
Dude, that's a giant Simone and he's a black belt and shop goes and it doesn't matter
Oh shit and I go what and then I watched my the anaconda with them long bam bam arms
Just get in there with them and fucking
Torture that guy
Torture that black belt some Owen, 300 pounds and I went,
I got it. Okay, that's what happens. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a different. It's a different level.
But you, but if you want to do it, grab them. Well, that leads us to, you see Bradley Martin,
Mighty Mouse. Yeah, what's going on with my boy Bradley Martin? He Mouse, yeah what's going on? Yeah, yeah what's going on?
My boy Bradley Martin, he's like 260 pounds, like,
yeah, body up.
Yeah, boys, Jack, own zoo culture, great stuff.
Yeah, it's good, great guy athletic, you know,
jumps through the roof, but I was on his pot
and he was saying he could beat up any like 135 or under
in the world.
I was like, oh no, Bubba, you're seeing DJ,
you're Mighty Mouse.
That's kind of a stinger, right?
I've never really seen a show, but that's kind of a stinger, right? I've never really seen a show,
but that's kind of a stinger.
It's not up to him trolling like he even did with DJs.
It's a bit.
It's a bit.
It's a bit.
But then it got real with Mighty Mats saying,
nah, kill him, I'm like, no dude.
So I hit up Mighty Mats like,
yo, this dude, he's like, I saw it, I'm down.
So in September, they're coming here to grapple.
Here?
That's gonna be awesome.
We'll rob the mats.
That'll be awesome.
You're gonna rob some mats in the office.
Yeah, we have mats in the office.
Yeah. You guys gotta roll around a in the office. Yes, we have mats in the office.
You guys gotta roll around a little bit, dude.
All right.
I think you gotta put the vlog.
Just give it a thumbs up.
Just give it a thumbs up.
Let him get down.
Can I ask you a question?
Eight inches.
All right.
It's not true.
When you sat there, I believe you were there too,
with Rogan and Rogan gave you that essentially
best friend talk in front of so many people.
I sat there like this.
Dog.
Like what?
Remember how I had his back in Jiu-Jitsu?
Yeah.
And he goes radio silent when I get shit on.
He goes like this after I do,
he goes, well, are you Switzerland?
Yeah.
You Switzerland, you just Mr. Neutral.
Oh, right.
He's the way, I mean, he speaks so well.
And he did it in a very respectful way.
He said to you because he loves you
Well, how did you on the receiving end in the beginning?
How did that handle that man? I can only watch it on the bus on episode. I was super really yeah when he came on
Yeah, we talk about you two
This one I was a camp. Yeah, I was super bad. That's really upset. Yeah, and then it's time
I was a guy's right because you like sitting there probably like boiling
But no one likes I want to, boiling, but I was like,
I was going to fight.
Yeah, but to his credit,
to his credit, because Joe said,
you know, to get done.
We don't have to run it.
We don't have to run this.
I know that's a weird,
like, Joe, Joe gave us an out.
We're just like, no, I don't fucking,
but Joe gave us an out, Joe goes,
if you don't want to run it,
you know, we don't have to run it.
And, and, and,
shall we? Fuck it. It's the truth. Run it. It's what happened. But Joe gave us an out, Joe goes, if you don't want to run it, you know, we don't have to run it and and shabb went
Fuck it. It's the truth run it. It's what happened. I mean, that's a big thing. He made when you said that logic out goose bumps
Because it is that was the biggest decision he made our memory when he said that he goes he goes
No, man. This is the truth. This is my life. This is what I'm dealing with this is what it's like to be a fighter run it
That decision might have been the biggest decision we made.
You're welcome.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Because we were like, why did anything is a pot,
why did anything is a pot cancer?
Why did anything?
When people come up to me after all these years,
they go, I feel like I know you.
I go, well, you kind of do know me.
Yeah, I don't know if I have that many secrets, bro.
It is who I am.
But also that episode, if you're life that way too.
That episode was supposed to be
a fire in the kid, right?
So we're driving our studio and Brian called
and goes, dude, Rogan wants to do it with us.
And I was like, what?
And I was like, no, we're doing fire in the kid.
He's like, no, we'll do fire in the kid,
but we're just gonna use Rogan Studio.
So that episode's not a JRE episode.
That was actually a fire in the kid.
But we just did it from Rogan Studio.
That's right.
I remember we were driving on,
I called Brian and I like,
came in and make sure it's a isn't like a intervention type of thing
And Brian's like I would never see you there
No, you said you said to me in person you go you said to me in person you go
I don't I don't want to talk about the fight don't let him I don't let him like tell me not to fight anymore
So I don't want to tell me getting that I already knew I but and but I know what in hindsight like before I even walked out to that
Fighting in straps brown. I looked at my quorum. I went last one boys. Oh
Breathe it in last one. I'm not doing this anymore. I'm sick of this shit last one
Well, Rogan said to me as he walked after you got peep by Travis Brown as Joe walked
Out of the ring out of he after he's never you and Travis he walked by me. I was like stumbled
He literally walked by me and he goes like this. He goes he needs to retire
Like he's gonna get hurt and that's walked by me and he goes like this. He needs to retire.
Like, he's gonna get hurt and that's what he said.
And he goes, the good news is he didn't get
a hurt but he needs to rest.
Cause he could see the bread and had one foot and one foot out.
You can't do that in the octagon.
You can't do that.
You can't do that any professional sport.
No, you gotta have that level either.
You can't do that any.
The dogs I was fighting to, Will can.
He's that talented.
You know what I'm saying?
I do think of the separation, octagon.
The dogs I was fighting to, like the level I was at,
like I'm not getting newcomers,
like they were throwing some dogs, man.
How long's making money doing this?
I'm on the way over there, you're like,
I don't want them to tell you.
No, I was like, yeah, I don't want to do this.
And they went straight there.
And you think it's a brother.
And that's why I started crying.
Like I was so mad, dude.
Fuck, I bet.
How long after did you go from like being angry
to almost having peace with all of it?
What's today?
Oh, I'm still upset.
Are you really still upset?
No, I'm not, no, I'm just getting upset.
Me and Rogan have talked about it.
No, I think it's good you have friends like that.
But then also Rogan was also the guy who,
like even before I thought about retimes,
like you need to stand up, man.
You're fucking funny.
I'm telling you.
Just jump in there, get an act.
You can do this.
And so when somebody believes in you like that, I was like, well, fuck, that just been
doing stuff for 30 years.
And Calvin's like, dude, do stand up.
Get a stand up.
And I was like, you think my dumbass, like, yeah, dude, we've seen you tell stories, get
into it.
So pushing me that way, so that they've helped with all that tremendously.
It seems like you and and Will have similar stories
in the sense of like you're both doing something
at the highest level and then finding something else
and made an easy pivot.
Like a seamless transition from one to the other.
I guess it seems seamless.
It's been work, man.
Yeah, and it's absolutely, man, it's been a beast.
To have the level of success you did
from right from UFC to getting in the situation,
being super blessed. Help with Joe, doing the getting in the situation, being super blessed.
Help with Joe, doing the fighter and the kid, running this studio like, I think it's timing
me outside.
It's like, it's admirable.
I appreciate it.
But I also think it's time to talk to a lot of guys.
Well, I always say to though that the kind of person that you are like when you're a certain
kind of person and you come to the table as your complete
self with all your stuff, which is what he'll do.
People recognize it and people like you and when people like you, you get opportunities
or they bring you into their world and there's an intimate look and all of a sudden you go,
maybe I can do this too.
So I always wonder about that.
I always wonder if success, like guys like you, for example,
like you were gonna be successful at anything you did,
whether it was football or anything,
I feel like you were going to,
everybody in this room, like for me, you know,
like anything I was gonna do,
I couldn't stand not finding my,
I wanted to be the one, I wanted to be with the cool kids,
I wanted to be good at it.
I just couldn't bear to be sitting on the bench in life.
You know what I didn't realize though?
Because in sports, I didn't have this,
like a new city I didn't have this,
because it's pretty black and white,
but in stand-up, I thought,
I didn't realize the hate I'd get.
Does that make sense?
From the opportunities.
Like, to me, it's like when people hate on CM Punk,
I was like, you wouldn't do it?
Like, you wouldn't jump to the front of the queue
if they're off to you two million dollars
of fighting the UFC, like, everyone would hate on CM Punk
and I was like, who gives a fuck?
Like, they're giving the opportunity, you wouldn't do it.
So, I didn't realize the hate I'd get from other comics
because of some of the opportunities I got.
He gets a lot of hate now.
Not a lot of it.
Sure.
But it was just, I didn't expect that.
Because in sports, we support each other.
Like, fuck yeah, when I knew Will had a athletic background
you did too, I'm like, those are my guys.
Like when any fighter gets in a podcast,
I'm like, what can I do?
How can I help you?
Comedy's a little different.
It's a little different because it's like a crab mentality
a little bit.
Yeah, it doesn't seem to be that good.
And I didn't expect that.
And also like when the pandemic hit
and you know some of our buddies got cancer stuff like that,
I'm like rally the troops, boys, let's rally up,
let's fight against them.
Where's everybody?
The fuck are we doing?
Where's the boys at?
Like no, that's how we work.
You can see one time.
That's how we operate.
It's just, that's how we work.
When Rogan was a unique world that was kind of like,
taking everything my store.
When Rogan and I were doing,
not, when we first did, it's a mediator.
Joe Rogan's a friend of mine.
When we were doing that mediator,
the first episode we ever did,
you can see it on camera.
My good friend Joe Rogan had a lot of meals together.
He, we get there and Rogan on camera goes, we friend Joe Rogan had a lot of meals together. We get there and Rogan
on camera goes, we're about to go hunting. It's our first time. And Rogan says to me,
he goes, dude, pressure's on us. I go, why? He goes, we're representing comics. We're
representing our community. And I go, oh yeah, you know, that unified bunch. And he just
burst out laughing because it's, it's, it's not weird it's not a sports not a community like you could call me like
Hey, bro
Guess canceled I need you to fly here on Tuesday. I'm like all right. Say less dog. I'm there and it's just not that way in comedy
Now I know it's not there. It's not that's it. It's not like sports is king although I do think sports is can
But you don't come up from a background of sport or like a discipline even like you know And it's not that way, it's not like sports is king, although I do think sports is king. Sports is king.
But you don't come up from a background of sport
or like a discipline, even like fighting MMA,
jujitsu, all that kind of stuff.
Yeah, like coming through some shit,
having to embrace a suck with people.
It's very much more of an individualized,
like in the standup, you're up there alone.
You're up there alone.
In a lot of comics, it's like they have their backgrounds
that allow them to be as funny as they are, right?
So they're like dealing with all this different shit
and baggage that it's not like they were ever in.
You know, I guess like the sport world
to where you're like racing like any type
of locker room mentality.
I think for sure,
I have football as the ultimate team sport.
So you guys learn how to give and take.
I think football's the best, bro.
Social intelligence is huge in the football community.
Every time I meet a football player, I'm just amazed that they're social intelligence,
their ability to be self-defacing and also be super funny. And that comes from locker room.
Here's in the locker room. If you're not able to take a ribbing and give it out, you're
probably gonna fucking somehow. You'll be trying to write stuff like the Northwestern kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's so many unique personalities in the locker room.
Because you have those dudes that are just overly talented
and won't be able to have that.
But then you have this like specific position groups.
For me, off it's a line like those dudes,
all day every day, just hang out.
It's the best.
It's the best.
And it's also like the different backgrounds.
Like my boys in college, like Lawrence Vickers was from the fifth Warden Houston like
Gaster so his family would come so it's like dealing with that energy then you have this kid over here from Wyoming
And if you know so in your all-friend y'all have one common goal like you didn't matter your background black white Asian
We don't give a flying fuck can you ball man? Yeah, that's all that matters in the times where they're with I've never met an Asian football
But I'm trying to be as one as a kicker, but they're in a
I was trying to find it like yeah, but I'm with you on that
Yeah, but it's almost like and even when those moments arise
Transgender what ever they're
They're just addressing it you have to get over you gotta get over. Yeah, you got to figure it out
So we're talking about it. We're talking as Delta guy who's just been out for a year and he's
I love this Delta guy.
Oh, well,
they need a Delta guy.
Hold on.
Anyone?
They both ended up loving him.
He's like, boy, yeah,
every time you say Delta,
I think about me trying to shit.
Yeah, but he gets rock hard.
Yeah, Brian gets rock hard.
Anyone's,
I even suppose four spreads,
like go on to the stores.
Yeah, I'm a gay man,
but it's literally like Delta,
like Delta,
like an Assalter.
He was cool.
And, but he was talking about how,
when the reason they stay so at least,
is because when they go on mission and they come back,
they sit around the room,
and they basically, they're super honest with each other.
Like they're like, you fucked up on that.
You fucked up on that.
You can't really go.
What can we do that's different?
How can we try other shit?
And they're always innovating with different stuff.
I don't know how that has anything to do
if we're talking about.
I don't know.
You just try to feel, though.
Didn't, don't do it.
But go and make the comedy,
how everyone just kind of disperse and stuff like that.
It's weird being on the outside
and being able to be around comics like y'all.
Comics like, Christchurch, Gura, and De Stefano
and these guys, because it seems like,
it doesn't seem that way, like everyone's out for themselves.
I know, I change, I change, I change, it's great. Yeah, I don't know that way, like everyone's out for themselves. I know, I sense it's great.
Yeah, I don't know what they come up with.
I'm like, it's great, they're all great.
There are boys, like, Christchurch,
Christchurch's gonna be very thick out of murder.
Like I love Bert.
I love him.
Shulti, those are my guys.
It's more of the LA thing, I was just surprised.
It's all good.
It's a doggy dog.
It's a doggy doggy.
It's Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood.
And everyone's gonna be fine. Hollywood itself taking the money. It's an individual. It's Hollywood Hollywood and everyone's gonna be fine We'll always do it. It's an individual thing first of all. That's be more than you're traveling a lot and and and there's a
Sometimes the window to what you can get so it just is what it is. It's an individual practice
Stand up and favors sometimes people that are a lot of times rather individualistic
Maybe that's better better way
All the actors acting tension too.
What's that?
It's gotta be so hard not to steal people's shit.
That's going back to you.
No.
I'm at the watch because, look, yeah,
I don't want it to infiltrate my mind.
Especially in the same premises, I'm like,
I'm out.
It's like you want to see,
and be honest with me,
we're doing a little stand-up, right?
It's for you.
People just tell you that when you come to town.
Okay.
Josh Wolf had me do, anytime he goes,
he has like a, basically a rookie,
he takes like a virgin out there
and they have to do five minutes
and they bring you back, they help you punch up
and then you gotta go out and do it again.
But one time Josh Wolf came to town,
he wanted me to do stand up.
And so when I turned dead, stand up for five
less like 10 minutes.
And that's rare.
And I thought he was funny.
That's where that comes from.
And Steve Burn, he loved that he's like, man,
you know, all this different stuff.
He's Steve Burn the greatest guy.
Dude, he is the nicest guy.
Big friend of Vince Femme.
And he also, by the way, that's how I know the difference.
Then that's how you should have led.
Yeah, but it was like, I know, I know.
I was here.
I went and watched the film.
I watched so much at the coaching.
I'm gonna be better for that,
but it also took away from the giant.
But Steve is such an incredible human being. Back to the only person I've ever been in the same room with, I'm gonna be better for that, but it also took away from the joining of. But Steve is such an incredible human being.
Back to the only person I've ever been the same room with,
I'm like, I gotta get a pick, I have to.
And I was like, how am I gonna do it?
And then he came up to me and was like, man,
you think this guy really has a chance?
I was like, holy shit, it was Drake.
Oh, no shit.
I was working for Showtime for the Floyd Connor fight.
And I was like the MMA expert for Connor.
So I'm gonna suit and tie, get ready to go on stage.
And I was like, we're in Toronto doing the press conference
and it's wild.
It was the first day wild, sold out arena.
And I'm like, man, this is crazy.
I see Drake and my holy fuck, that's Drissy Drake
running through the six.
And I was like, I gotta get a picture.
I have to, he's my favorite.
And I was all nervous and I hear out of the corner of my ear.
Anything Connor really has a chance.
I heard you talking to that bull shit.
And I was like, yeah, I checked.
Holy shit, what up dog I need to picture?
It was like, yeah, no doubt.
I was like, oh fuck.
Only time I got up.
But you were also there where Will Smith and Robert Downey
and Junior came running out.
I didn't ask them for a picture.
Yeah, but they were like, oh, it's the hybrid.
And they wanted to talk to you.
Yeah, Robert Downey was like throwing the front kicks.
That made me like, very cool, man.
And then, that's when you need that, like a producer,
you need somebody, like, you're taking a picture.
I know.
Get in and get a photo.
You know what, that party took all our phones.
It was an Oscar party and everyone's in Tuxedo.
So there's no cell phones.
I've been to those parties.
And Will Smith asked me to,
Will Smith asked me if I did private training.
Will Smith was like, can't make it.
I know the reason why you put private training in.
You hold the other way. You still have to have, though,. Oh boy. I didn't train through the reason why Chris Ross. No, I didn't train with them
I didn't take him up on it. I get different vibes. What did you say to him? No, I'm gonna hold meds for you
Yeah, you didn't say no, I promise I was a guy. Well at the time as a current
You see if I'm like oh, I don't I don't like hold meds dog if you want want to put me in fucking whatever the fucking I am legend three, I mean,
but I don't hold minutes, daddy.
You get there and it's got a minute's time.
He's got a latex mask on you.
Oh, fuck, I didn't plan on this.
You're going to be a zombie.
Can you go?
That's the vibe I got.
Hey, back to throwing Steve Bernflowers.
Yeah, he's the man.
He's just an incredible human being.
He calls me up.
One of the few guys who'd be like, just checking out Bonnie, I love you buddy.
Dude, he was doing a show.
I was doing San Jose M. Prove.
I don't know him that well.
And after I get off stage and I have to like,
hey, do you know Steve Burr?
I'm like, I don't know Steve,
he's like, he's here man,
everyone's freaking out.
I'm like, okay cool, like,
he wants to talk to you,
I'm like, oh, fuck, I wonder what happened.
He was like, hey man, what's your set, love that?
Give me some like punch lines. I was like, just wanted to see your set man. Keep doing what you're doing. I'm like, oh, fuck, I wonder what happened. He was like, hey man, watch your set, love that. Give me some like punch lines.
I was like, just wanted to see your set man,
keep doing what you're doing.
I'm like, do it a great, like sky up, like good energy.
And I'm sitting there thinking, like Steve,
you helped me put together some of these jokes.
And you're just sitting here, give me all this credit.
It's great.
He's just like the nicest human being in the world.
He's a real one.
He's one of the good guys.
Yes, he's a great guy.
I love him.
I love him.
You guys too though.
All right. Listen, you guys do our rap, we do our thing. You guys rap, dude. You're the best. Yes, he's a great guy. I love him. I love him. You guys too though. All right.
Listen, but you guys do our thing.
You guys rip.
Dude, you're the...
No, legit, boys.
You guys, like when Taylor was talking about
when we were putting all idea together and everything else,
I'm literally the fighter and the kid,
and whenever I get home, I'll fucking send you guys.
We'll get in a nice little group chat.
We'll call it the boys.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
And you guys are written in the journal
with others that inspired all of it.
You're a blueprint.
You're an athlete that turned into media.
I've legitimately shout out my boy, Kenny Farcus.
2000, how long you guys been doing it?
2001.
2012, 2011?
2014.
I think I'm driving back with my boy, Kenny Farcus.
We were on our way back from
Wherever and he's like do you know
Have you ever listened to fighter in the kick because I had just started to like bro? You ever heard a podcast and
He's like man my favorite ones to fight in the kid and we're listening you guys the whole way back
So the fact that we are sitting here right now is insane. That's so awesome guys are big guys are you guys are with night
No, we're just nine, 900 and something episodes right?
Oh yeah.
900 something episodes.
We're over it, we're over it, way over that, because that's not counting the days and
Brian's garage, the fucked episodes, we're, we're, I mean, but the fact that lighting
guys are fucking still, still doing it.
Yeah, I know.
Still doing it and crushing it.
And we're doing it.
And when you came through Nashville, I'm on some hard time.
Hey, no, no, you're not. Keep going.
When you came through Nashville and Taylor's in training camp and we get to,
I get to get you on, I remember like, don't tell my, hey, man,
fucking jobs coming on. Dude, I remember I was mad.
I know. That's right. You know, I had to set a phone
about the ass. I was like, but Lily McAfee, we're talking
to McAfee and he's like, look, if you're gonna do it, be consistent.
Because we're only gonna take it
until training camp and then stop it
because we didn't want it to interfere.
That was always my advice.
And he's like, man, you gotta fucking,
you gotta back log out.
It's like a job brother.
It's a job.
When we had Chandler on and he's like, yeah,
let's you to video to shove and I'm kind of thinking,
fuck, I don't wanna do that.
And he's like, hey man, and you're like,
champ, absolutely, well I come in in
in a next couple weeks or whatever. You come on and And he's like, hey man, and you're like, champ, absolutely. Well, I come in in a, you know, next couple weeks or whatever.
You come on and it's just like, it's insane that this is all
fucking the fighter and the kid.
The fighter and the fucking kid and the boys were sitting here
and legitimately inspired by something like,
your guys' work.
You as an athlete to media, you guys being a duo,
like when we're getting our chairs and couch set up,
it's from the set of the fighter and the kids.
You guys have way better chairs than us.
That's awesome.
I remember when I realized,
I knew you were talented.
Yeah, man.
I knew you were talented on the companion.
Those aren't easy to do.
And you fucking ran with that thing.
And when Jelly backed out, I was a little nervous.
I was like, fuck, man.
Number one, Rampage Jackson.
I'm like, never's been around him
because I had his affliction shirt when I was a young buck.
Sure.
And knew you, but I'm like, man, Jelly would it help? Cause I knowiction shirt when I was a young bus sure and knew you But I'm like man jelly would it help like cuz I know jelly jelly is the man and he left out how bad is jelly crushing it
Brody's murder arena
I'm gonna talk about like Steve
Like he's another good guy when jelly first the we met jelly the day you came on with deal on and I brought jelly
Here you were jelly was there the big and jelly goes man
I love bust when the bros,
and he chose it, he's been my boy way before he blew up,
and I go, come with me, he goes,
no, he thinks they'll have me on him,
like, at least come, meet him,
and then after that, get their number,
he's like, you think they'll have me on?
I'm like, yeah, dude, I know, they're my guys.
I forced Jelly to come with me and push them on you guys.
He said, yeah, dude, when we first started,
I was literally like getting,
like, some tires put on my truck at this place,
and they're like,
hey, you should get this white wrapper on.
Name jelly roll.
And I thought, I don't really listen to a wrap like that.
Especially white.
Yeah, I'm thinking,
no, yo, I really think that's the hard sound.
It was a pass, and I was like,
it was like passing by,
and I don't know, man.
And we were like not really doing anything.
We were low key looking for guests,
but I was like, I don't know about that ball ball.
If it fits, because you just don't, don't expect.
He was like, I was just, you have no fucking idea.
And then when he came with y'all,
he left a lasting impression that like just,
literally elevator pitch of being like,
hey, like you guys, he's electric,
said all this stuff, he's a Titan's fan,
I was like, this dude's fucking awesome.
And literally when that Hulu documentary came out
about his people, he need to go see it dude,
it's fucking unbelievable.
I sat there in my room by myself and watched it
in the first 15 minutes, I was in tears.
Cause there is not a better feeling
than becoming friends with somebody watching them chase a dream
and then succeed in that dream and being,
a small part of it.
Just being like, I'm here to support you.
I'm a million tears just watching this man do his thing.
And nobody's came from.
And with all the stories and just.
Oh, that's no one he's just.
Jelly solved with the other.
Not to flex like Brian's down on the pod,
but Jelly texted me yesterday.
He was like, love you brother.
Out of nowhere.
I would've never texted like that.
He texted me out of nowhere.
Love you brother.
Thinking of you.
Mike, aren't you fucking like selling out staples or some shit?
Yeah.
Like he's massive.
And you're right.
You're right.
And I'll jump on board all the way in front of Jailer Road too.
I texted him the other day.
As for tickets to the his St. Louis show,
just for my friends, I was like,
Hey, you can tell me to fuck off all the while.
He's like, dude, list for life you have.
Yep, whatever you want.
We were getting like,
I literally texted him yesterday.
I said the same thing for people in Arizona.
And I literally texted the person back.
I was like, like,
Julie, as Phnomos, he is.
He's gotten worse at texting back.
Yeah, you see his phone. It's like 1,500 texts. Well, he wakes up at 3 p. I'm actually, like, Julie, as Phnomos, he is, he's gotten worse at texting back. You see his phone, it's like 1,500 text.
Well, he wakes up at 3 p.m.
I'm actually having lunch with him.
He's been here for three minutes.
He's been here for three minutes.
I think he's face time in me, right?
He texts me back in three minutes
and he's like, anything you need,
same thing, tickets for life, brother.
Yeah, well, it's good to know that
because my brother needs tickets when he's in Denver.
Yeah, I'm not gonna shoot everybody up.
Milk that cow, boys, I said,
be going, friends, if anything.
Let's fucking go.
Through the whole podcast and he talks about all that stuff.
He's like, I much rather do this shit
than all the corporate stuff,
but all the fans that you have back home
are where else everybody's like, man,
I've started listening to Jelly
since he's been on this.
Yeah, man.
And he just builds it.
When he was on American Idol.
He was on a huge American Idol fan, right?
When he was on there, I'm like,
this dude made it, dude.
Holy fuck, that's what I was like.
Holy shit, he's mainstream.
He did, we did like a charity softball event, and it was right after he did Rogan. what I was like. Holy shit, he's mainstream. We did a charity softball event,
and it was right after he did Rogan.
And I was like, how was it, dude?
Like, what was the bump really like?
He's like, dude, like, still now it's been a week and a half,
and I'm getting the numbers are going crazy.
I can't believe you got time, but I'm Rogan, yeah.
It's a long play.
You have so many mutual friends.
You know what, guys?
Everything we've heard, it's got to like,
you know, to like it. That's what you're saying, yeah. There's zero. I don't like to have you many mutual friends. You know what, guys? Everything we've heard, it's got to like, you know, to like, that's what you have to do.
There's zero.
Don't like to have your guys, bitch.
When we met him with Shane at the Mirage,
there was definitely like, he walked in the room
and you're like, it's broken, dude.
Like, but you're trying to like, handle it.
The guy was so fucking down to earth,
had a conversation and he's exactly what you see.
Yeah, like, he picks up on bullshit.
If he looks, he can look at you and be like,
ah, that looks like a good person.
He's the best of all time at it.
If you come at him,
if he has a character or something,
he'll go like this.
Who's that guy?
And he'll just literally...
He'll even go get him out of here.
Like a roll, the way, the way for a minute,
roll shots, he'll just be like,
I'm the fucker.
You know, you guys are freaking out.
I think they're saying you guys gotta get going.
This is the fucking fellows we fucking
let him do it.
We love having you on the floor.
I have energy.
I have as much energy, more energy
than from when we started.
Well, you know why you have energy?
Magic mine.
That's what it is.
It's the magic mine.
I thought it was the twist of it.
No, the idea is,
you guys never had it.
I love iced tea and I like a twist to it, but I've never had it.
But you're gonna like we're gonna like what you want to go as well with ice.
That's me and Drake not a big deal.
Yeah, that's a good.
That is to be the fucking
That's our last episode.
I'm just talking about the man.
I want to spin me.
Bustin' with the bros.
And Drake.
It's been a bit of a... We love you guys, man. It's with the bros. And Drake, this has been Bruce.
Yeah, we're just gonna play.
We're just gonna play.
Literally the first time, yeah, yeah, I know we did,
I guess.
No, what are you gonna say though?
I was gonna say the first time,
because I obviously follow all your guys as shit.
It was like, you were saying bustin' with the bros,
we'll comp the this superstar fuckin' lineback.
I'm thinking this dude has no fuckin' man.
He's shooting from the hip.
Oh, but that was a fucking great time.
I wish it could be like five more hours.
Me too, man.
You boys got shit to do, though.
Yeah, that's like a pain in we got a lock in anyway.
It can't be the fucking.
No, go.
They fucking they've hit me.
I ever run to the socials.
Who's DMing me?
Oh, that was probably Tom.
I run it now.
Dude, they probably just reach out.
It's like it's like a 40's in advance.
40's in advance.
I got a I can't fucking. Yeah, no fucking sit. Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure reach out. It's like it's like a four days in advance. It's four days in advance. I got a five can't fucking.
Yeah, no fucking sit.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
Whistle pig.
Yeah, four of us.
We'll get loaded on T's.
We'll get to plays.
We'll get going.
Five boys, we love you, man.
Let me show you guys.
It's fucking great.