The Fighter & The Kid - Winter Olympics & “White People Sports” Debate | TFATK Ep. 1166

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

Nick Simmons (@notnicksimmons) joins TFATK as third mic for one of the most chaotic episodes yet.We break down: Why certain Winter Olympic sports make zero sense Double Luge madness Ozempic vs peptides Steroids in baseball’s golden era Strongman genetics and giant lifespans Gym culture, lifting, and performance debatesLet us know — what Olympic sport should NOT exist?Follow Nick Simmons:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@mrnickcallasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/notnicksimmons/Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkGood Chop - Go to https://goodchop.com/podcast and use code 50fighter to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order. That's $50 off plus free shipping at https://goodchop.com/podcast, code 50fighter.Truewerk - Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at https://truewerk.com/ with code fighterO'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERMars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off for life plus Free Shipping AND 3 Free Gifts at https://mengotomars.com/. That’s https://mengotomars.com/ for 50% Off AND 3 Free Gifts when you checkout.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Just waiting on shop, everybody. Just waiting on shop. What's going on? Nothing much, dude. How's, uh, how you been? I feel like I've been seen you in a while.

I was in the Bahamas doing a gig. Were you? Yeah. And, uh, you know, it's a resort. Now, here's the thing about the Bahamas when you go to Bahamas or something. Mm-hmm. It's, it, the prices in the Bahamas are every big. it as expensive as New York and London.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You'll pay top dollar for that coffee, sir. And then you'll pay a VAT tax. And you're not getting out of there. You're not getting out. How many drinks you want? You want to go to the bar and have a couple of drinks?

Thank God I don't drink. Well, it's here. Yeah, let's just say we have a margarita and a beer. That'll be $52. And I'm not joking. Get the fuck out. That'll be $52. You want four drinks?

That's reasonable. A couple drinks eat. that'll be $100, sir. Is this is like, is it because you're going to a nice place? No, that's the Bahamas. Sure, it's nice, but it was packed too. Yeah. Capacity, yeah.

It's just, it's just, that's what it is. Breakfast is 50 bucks a person. You went there to perform? Yeah. How'd that go? Good. Yeah? But it was a jazz club.

Nice jazz club. Yeah? Nice jazz club. You were dope? It's made for music. The Bahamian singers, those women, can sing their asses off. Dove Davidoff, by the way. Murder.

And so is Mike Young. Murderers. Oh, Mike Young kills. Murderers. Dude. Mike Young's so funny. It was so good to see my boys that I've known for 25, 30 years. I don't know Mike like that.

Oh, yeah, I've known Mike for it. Mike used to open for me. Mike was my feature. And Mike would always, like Mike was the guy who would come off stage and I would hear people say you should have been the headliner to him. Yeah. He was that good. That's insulting.

No, but I love it because he just makes the show better. And so Mike gets up and it's just a, bunch people that are there. It's a, it's a weird venue. It's not for comedy. It doesn't matter. Dove gets up and absolutely murders. I'm watching him just remembering how good he is and motherfucker. He can just do anything. He can also just like take time off and just come back and just kill. Remember what we did? Dub is jazz. What was that room we did in New York together where he just went up after like, what was it, forever of not going on stage? And then he just went up and just fucking lit the stage up. Lit the stage up. He's just one of the funniest dudes out there. Yeah. Even just the way he taught,

The way, he could just say things in a way. I know. Like, certain people have that superpower where it's even just the way they say. Like, anyone else could deliver the same line that they do. But the way that they deliver it, you're like, I could never get a laugh off what he just said. Right. You know what I mean? That's exactly right.

He's got a tempo. And he's also, Dove is a guy who suffers no fools. There's no nonsense with him. Yeah. At the end of the day, the guy, he can't just have a conversation. We were sitting at a bar and a guy. this good-looking dudes with this trophy wife. And in the course of about six minutes,

he let us know that he was a surgeon and had his NBA. And overachiever. Some like D-1 golf or something. And Dove just listened to him. And Dove goes, so you're lost. And he's just, we were at the comedy store

and when he was living in L.A. And we're having one vapid conversation after another. And he looks at me, he goes, I got to go back to New York, but I can't do it. I can't do it. He left the next day. Really?

I never came back. Why? Because he couldn't have those conversations. He couldn't do that in anymore. He is not a guy who can just talk about nothing. And when he's in a place like, you know, this resort we're in, he's going to break it down and explain to you why, you know, it's why he's so wealthy. I get that, though, about L.A. Like, I don't ever meet to poo-poo L.A.

Because L.A. has such fun shit about it. But like, I think every New Yorker that goes there goes there and they're like, what are these people? Like, you get in a cab and everyone has to tell you every job. Like, every Uber I would get in, they would be like, just so you know, this isn't like my real gig. My real gig is I'm a director. And it's like, well, then you're probably not that good. Then you're not. Well, there was a girl from New York and she was with her boyfriend.

She was smart. She was a lawyer or something. And I said to them, I said something to the effect of, dude, he's just got a movie with Johnny Depp. and I heard the girl say to Dove she goes are you kidding me with these conversations yeah did he just say that and she didn't and I and I was like what I'm what that's a big deal for us here but for her that's not something that's not a conversation no for her that was all right you got a job for now but that's not that shouldn't be the focus of conversation and that's when I realized I was in LA for too long yeah people I was I was embarrassed yeah she was I was like damn

I'm pissed because she's right. That's why celebrities love New York more than L.A. Like people fucking hound celebrities out there. It's creepy. Like celebrities in New York, like remember one day I'm at the cellar, Chris Rock's there, Dave Chappelle and Bradley Cooper are hanging out. Then they just start walking down the street on McDougal

and no one gives a flying fuck. Yeah. No one cares. That's a big deal. Like no one cares. Like the amount of times I've almost walked into Kevin Bacon, you don't say anything. But in LA for some reason, it's okay to do that.

I remember one time I was doing a show in Brooklyn, random bar show, and fucking Ed Shearin is there, just hanging out. And literally, they had, like, no one bothered him except for, like, the people who weren't in New York comics. The rest of us just left him alone. He ended up coming up and buying us drinks after the show. I don't drink, but I was like, fuck, what am I going to knock? Take a drink from Ed Shearin, the fucking best thing. And he was the coolest dude ever, but, like, you also know, don't hound.

You know what I mean? New Yorkers have that thing. it's because we're too fucking busy or what it is. It's a city. It's a city and people have been there forever. It's like you can't go to New York and reinvent yourself. You can go to L.A. and reinvent yourself. That's true.

You can't go to New York and say, my name's been Ted my whole life, but call me Mercury. And I mean, I would see an actor there. I remember this actor had a fucking scarf that was like, like hanging down. And he was reading with these jeans. And I was like, his hair was over one eye. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm. might fight this i might just come at him anyway he's sitting there and the cast and director i never forgot it she come out and she came out and she went mercury i like the new name i like the

and he was like he was like thank you and i was like you're never going to make it never to see starring mercury adams that's a real l a thing and it's it's the the worst of the worst with a lot of things the worst drivers i've ever seen in my life oh dear like that city to me it feels feels like somebody who was a bad driver in their small town was like, I'm going to go to the big city and show them what the fuck bad driving is. When it drizzles, people are like, yeah, what's up? What's up with that? No one knows how to drive. It's too dry. They're just not used to it. This is another one of those cities too. People don't know how to fucking drive. Oh, it's because of all you LA people that came. Probably. But it's just like, I would guarantee

that's what it is. Right? Like, and it's like, you know, I do, you know what's funny? I went to, me and Nick, we filmed the second episode of our show. And we went to Miami. And it's so funny when you leave. Who did you have? Mike Isretel. Killer. It was so good.

He also killed me in the gym. He did? Yeah. Wait, tell me about it. So he trains the, the Mayo sets type of thing, which I don't know if this is a- What is that? So it's basically just like getting perfect for, like, usually on incline bench, I could do 315 for reps, but I'm not like going.

till failure. Like he made me do on the first set. It wasn't like there was a rep range. He goes, go. And then I kept on going. And it got to the point where I'm like, every time he goes, nope, you got one more. Then he's forced wrapping me to go one more. So he's pushing you to failure and I'm doing like 200 pounds, which is like something that I could usually throw around like nothing. Yeah. And that was the first set. Nick jumps in right after that goes to absolute failure. Then I jump right back on and we do four sets of those. And it doesn't matter how much, you're not going for rep range. You're going just till absolute failure. You got to pause it on the upper chest, then explode up every set.

And then like everything was just about perfect form. Like his form is just unbelievable. And like he would like, I've been training for 15 years. Yeah. And he was showing me things in my form that I had way off. Really? Doing one tricep push-down exercise after doing chest. Me and Nick couldn't do push-ups on our knees at the end.

We were failing doing push-ups on our knees. Yeah, dude. So Homeboy's going to make you, he's going to break you down. Yeah, man. Yeah. And so are you, is he doing body parts? You're breaking it up. So now that I'm on testosterone.

Well, he just did like, it was three sets, three exercises. It was incline bench. Then it was tricep push downs. Then we did incline pushups on a machine, like hands up on a machine. And then we did like the on the knees pushups right after that. And we were, I was, my triceps were sore for a week. And triceps are like my strong, I could close grip bench press 275 pretty easily. but like with his shit

I was fucked up but like for people don't know like me and the other Nick are putting out a show and it's like the best part is like it's so funny and like we're comics we're not professional bodybuilders but we have fun in the gym and that's kind of the whole idea of the show

is just like us having it's like instead of doing a podcast where we're sitting on a couch we're actually going to the gym with these people and having fun making it funny with like these professional athletes and Brendan was on an episode he was fucking hilarious Brendan is so decept.

He's stronger. Like you'd think that he's going to be strong. But then when he threw up 365 on bench, I was like, oh, we're pushing some big boy numbers. Dude, my buddy Griffin, though, just sent me a video of him benching 405 five times. And he's not that big. He played pro baseball.

But he's not that, it's not like he's that big. He's like, you saw him, he's probably 200 pounds. Dude, there's like gym flation nowadays. People, like, 315 is nothing. That's why, like, I don't know if we saw people giving Pete Hegseth shit. they're like, that's not really 315, that's fake weights. I'm like, 315 is like almost, I know this sounds crazy to say, but it's like almost common in Jim Bros nowadays.

It's a lot of weight. I mean, I'm going to get torn apart for that. That's shack in great shape. But like I did that at 16 years old. Like, I don't not believe that he, the people who don't think it's real, obviously have a big boy. Is he? I've never seen him here off.

He's a big, bring up Heg Seth. He's huge. Hex Seth is a strapping, large, massive. military man. Yeah, dude. Higgs-Seth is every bit of six, at least six-three. He's a big boy. See what he looks like standing next to Donald Trump.

Oh, he's not small? No, he's been working out his whole life, too. Like he was in the military. He's like, look at that. Trump is 6-3, dude. Oh, he's a bit... Yeah, he's a big... He's leaning and he's bigger than him.

Yeah, dude, he's a big, big boy. Hegssev is every bit of 6-3, 6-4. And he's probably 220. I guarantee it. Yeah, I want to see his height and weight. Yeah. Just take a look at him. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. How is that guy's putting up 315. Yeah, Homeboy's big, man. Homeboy is a big boy. And it's not like he even just threw it. Like, he struggled a little, but he's a tall guy. Yeah, no. He was, and he was a, was he a Green Beret or he was an 80-second airborne, I think.

Don't, don't quote me on that. See what is, how much he weighs, height and weight. Here's this military background, quick. Infantry, all right. officer. All right, National Guard, infantry, platoon leader. So if you're infantry, that's like a big deal, man. He had deployments in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Guantanamo Bay. Yeah. Two strong star medals. He's real deal. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know if you saw the bench rest video. People who hate on it, I feel like have a political reason for why they're hating

on it. He's also handsome. Yeah. He's also a good looking to do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you saw person. He's a handsome dude. I promise you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, girls, girls are all over that guy. He would maug me. Dude, that's my favorite thing. Dude, he's maugging me, bro. I'm loving this new thing. Dude, he looks max and look at him right there. He's magging you, bro. He's got chad face. Dude, Chad face. He's a giga-chat. He's a giga-chat. Bro, he's a giga-chat. He's a maugger, bro. Look at those, yeah. If I'm, if I'm with Hegg-Sad, I'm like, bro, you're magging me right. Let's take a little break here.

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No, no, no, don't be, yeah, it's about all about looks. What? Yeah. No, no, dude, you missed the memo. That's the whole black pill movement. It's all not all about looks. Uh-huh. It's incredible.

But you know what? In all fairness, like, he's definitely the, he's a handsome autistic kid. He's a handsome autistic kid and he's autistic. There you go. Oh, he's admittedly autistic. Yeah. That's a lot of weight. That's a lot of weight.

Boy, I did a lot of weight. Okay. Yeah. Look, these guys work out, man. This is what they do. Deadlifting. They're military guys. I've worked out with these guys.

Why are people shocked that a military guy could bench 315? I know. What I like about having military dudes. If Cash Patel put up 315, then I'd be like, okay, these weights are fake. Yeah. Cash, was somewhat athletic? He was a hockey. I think he's a hockey player.

Like you played men's league. something like that. Yeah, cash is no punk. Cash has got, he's pretty built. He might roll. I think he does a little jitsu. Does he? I think so. Is that what he does when he's not solving crime? Yeah, well, his lifelong hockey player, there you go. Yeah. He go. Coached youth league plays. Dude, speaking of hockey, did you watch the U.S. Canada game? I did not watch the U.S. Canada game, but I do know that U.S. won. Can I tell you something about that? Yeah. I don't give a fuck about hockey. I just like to see America win shit.

And I just get proud. You know what I mean? Like I will, if we're winning fucking cricket, I don't give the fuck. The girl who won the gold medal in ice skating. I was like, woo,

I was all nervous. I don't care. Whatever the sport, if it's America in it, I want them to win. I know, I know, I love it. Alsa Lou,

the Asian. Lisa Lou. Have you seen Eileen Gooo? Yeah. She's, the dudes are all, they're all, they're all,

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People do get it really, are you into Winter Olympics at all? No. No, right? It's okay. I don't care about the luge. I think curling gets way too much fucking time, especially when they replay the event in slow motion. In case I missed it in fast motion. And you're of dumb luge.

anytime you got to make yourself a spear and that's the sport it ain't a sport how about that it ain't a sport i don't care that you won the i don't want my country taking gold in curling or luge and i definitely don't want i'm taking double luge bring up double luge bring up fucking double luge i don't know this is something that people do this is why i'm sorry but when your kids get too competitive with uh snowboarding i mean with uh with with with with sledding in the neighborhood. You gotta kind of like ground them. You know what I'm realizing?

Dude, that's, that is the age shit ever. You know what the Winter Olympics is? What? The Winter Olympics is white people coming up with sports that black people aren't good at you. A hundred percent. You know what I mean? Black people would never do this.

You're like, hey, bro, you want to get it? Look at these guys. Hey, don't celebrate. No. Don't celebrate. You're never catching a black guy in that position. He's going to have to say no homo the whole way down the hill. You got to say no, homo, the whole way down.

The whole way down. Look at you. Sit on my lap, but let me feel your John through that tight, tight outfit. At least these are girls, but the guys' ones, yeah, that's just strong. Well, the guys' ones are really gay. That's so gay, dude. I'm sorry. It's the gayest sport of all time.

That's gayer than gay sex. It's gayer than gay sex. Double luge. I don't give a shit. If my son's really good at double luge, I ain't supporting him. Dude, I won't be watching. And you better not get it. Oh, my God, you're so gay guys.

Dude. And look at your dumb body. I don't, especially in that Lycra outfit, I don't want to be on top of another man. Yeah. You know what? I don't want to be the guy on the bottom. I was going to say, if you have to choose, do you want to be a top or a bottom? On the bottom.

You want to be a bottom? At least, I'm at least, I got your ass on my dick. And when that's the case, I'm at least the alpha. in that situation. Because I'm going to be going like this in your ear the whole time. I got you. You smell good. Brian's getting,

Brian gets real excited when we were. Oh, is that, uh-oh. Yeah, that's exactly what you think it is, bro. Because when I win a gold,

I get a boba boner. Oh, dude, I've seen you naked. I do not want you underneath me. Lay on me for a little longer because I can't get up. They'll see I have a boner. Look at that. Is that two guys?

Not too, I think. Are a guy and a girl? I can't tell. I don't fucking know. Why is the guy at the top? I know that the whole thing is so ridiculous. Who made, why is curling in that a sport?

Speed skating is cool. What's the one where they're running up a hill on skis? I'm like, what are we doing? That's very hard. It's hard, but it's dumb. That at least has been a sport in the Norwegian countries. You know, that's what you did. did to get around.

I know. What do you mean? It's like crazy. What do you mean to get around? Like, you know, when it was snowing, he just threw on some skis and you walked with poles. That feels harder. It's easier than walking. Is it?

Yeah. I don't know, dude. That shit is the worst. Dude, white's the white only sports are what the witcher Olympics. And I don't like it. Yeah, white only sports are. They kind of don't count. The only one.

I'll say are slightly interesting is hockey, and then the one that I love is wrestling. Of course. Wrestling, love it. Have you seen the one where they cross-country ski and they shoot a gun? Yeah, what are we doing? Why are we just making shit up at this point? Just making shit up. Just making shit up.

It's been around a long time, too. Has it? Oh, yeah. The fact, you know what pissed me off about that? No, I think the idea that you're so tired. You have to control your breathing and be a sniper. How the fuck does America not win any winter sport with a gun? That's crazy.

Well, probably because that was what the Norwegian army had to do, skis with a gun and shit, I guess. A skiing while shooting known as, yeah, biathlon. We should never lose a sport with a gun, ever. Yeah, Scandinavian. It started, wow. It's just when you live in Scandinavia, dude, there's nothing else to do. It's a military training exercise.

I don't know they had a... It's so weird. They got some weird sports. Well, curling is probably... What is curling? Unless you're picking up weights for biceps, I don't fucking care. Have you seen what's, have you seen it?

Yeah, it's Korea won, by the way. Korea won? Yeah, it's competitive sweeping. I don't know what it is. It's, uh, I guess you got to get it on, on a spot. I, like where you want. I think Canada won. Like this kind of stuff.

Well, Korean won one of them. I forgot if it was like just a duo. There's like teams and stuff too, but it just, it doesn't make much sense. That's this. This stuff is just kind of tripping. This is what Italians do in their front, the front of their walkway to make sure it's clean. Yeah, I just.

Like super clean. Oh, look at these guys. Yeah, that's where like all the skills can. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, to get into the nearest. This is darts on ice with Samarral. Is that Samar. On ice.

It's darts on ice. Is that Sarmaro? That is Samarral. That would be Samaral. Is that Samaro? It is 100. What's that's Sam Borell? God, that's incredible.

That is a hilarious. What's a good picture of him? Yeah. Hilarious stand-up comedian and curler. Yep. That's exactly what that is. That is exactly what that is. Can take a quick break?

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What happened? The floor of humidity, man. You decided fucking I'm going to shave it. Oh, man. Yeah, I was dying out there. Damn, I didn't see you clean in a long time. You look like, you look surprisingly young. Really?

Yeah. My wife hates it. Does she? I shaved it because out there, it's so, it's just humid. I was out in the sun all the goddamn day. I shade it. She's like, I walked out. She's like, what are you doing?

You can't have facial hair in Florida. You're in South Florida, right? It's hot, bro. When you're out there for a while? Oh, yeah. I mean, we're outside all day. But it makes you body feel good, doesn't it? Like that humidity?

Yeah, I don't mind it. It's good for your skin, good for your hair. So much. Then all the dry shit. So much. I'll tell you what, though. Like, we had to stay at like proper Disney World. Yeah.

Four days of that. Uh-huh. Buddy, after two, I was like, hoo-wee. Oh, boy. How was it? Oh, no, no. It's just tough, man. You're not a Disney adult?

No. I mean, the kids dig it. But even after, again, after two days, like, you're on trams because, you know, you can't rent a car. So you're like, waiting on trams. The kids, even the kids are like, dude. So I did this gig with Dove Davidoff in Bahamas. Dove was amazing. Mike Young.

And the thing is, we're in the Bahamas. So I bring my wife down, you know, come for a, I'm doing a gig. you may as well come along. And she's like, okay. And here's the thing about the Bahamas, though. If you're in a resort, first of all, you're not going anywhere. You're on that resort. And when it's windy and rainy, you're...

The weather was bad? Yeah, it wasn't sunny. Weird. It was mostly cloudy. Really? And blowy. It was super windy. Because how far is Bahamas from Florida?

Isn't it similar weather? You get there in a 40-minute flight. Yeah. Like ours was nice. Except for Saturday. Are you talking about Saturday? Yeah, it got a little better. No, no, I was there.

Remember, I was there. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. And it was blustery. Blustery. The sky was gray. So then now you're inside. Yeah, it sucks. You'd be anyway. Isn't this hurricane season too in Florida? No. No, no, no, no. Hurricane season. On Saturday, that Florida proper rain came down. Oh, and I was like, because there was a tournament, it was 75 teams just at 10U. Yeah. So 75, 10-U teams. What is 10-and-under? 10-and-under. Yeah. 75, 11, 79, 75, 12. Oh, my God.

There's, I think, 400, 17 is the world championship. So everybody comes there. On Saturday. Forgive me. Baseball or football? On Saturday, the fields are packed. There's like 30 fields. They're packed.

It's pouring rain. Like Lieutenant Dan, you know, like in Forrest Gump where he's like, side rain, it's fucking dump. And I was like, there's no way they're going to pay this. And everyone's like, yeah, they are. And they're like, look at the fields. You look down the little kids. like eight, seven years old, playing in the rain.

They didn't stop. I'm like, I look at a team, I'm like, better, better have some fun out there. Because it's not cold. No. It's not cold rain. It's just, I can't, the kids can't see, but they don't give a vote. On the East Coast, we play in the rain, we play in the snow.

We don't, it doesn't stop the game. I'm with you. Especially in football. Hey, do your thing. Man, you couldn't see a foot in front of your fit. I mean, how these kids are going to play, they're like, better figure it out. Uh-huh.

Yeah. It chilled out, but. Yeah, I went python hunting. And we got, we're on a boat and we were in the Everglades and he said we should get back. A python, python cowboy said we should get back because it's about to blow. And we got caught in one of those as we were boating. And it was actually painful. The rain was actually painful on my body.

Yeah. Sopping wet is not even, like I've never been that wet in my life. In high school, we, we had. They call them the Disney Dules for wrestling, so it's the same tournament they're in, but it's for high school wrestling tournament. It's that wide world of sports? Yeah, and it's fucking so much fun.

But like, you know, the weather, and you get to, like, we had to like, remember when you were a kid, you had to sell chocolate to like, that's a way. Yeah. To go? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. To sell. That's right. That's right. That's right. To go do door to door chocolate.

Yeah. I used to buy it. It's good. Yeah. We had to do door to door chocolate sales to fucking fund. To raise enough money. Yeah. That makes sense.

Nothing. It's like a pyramid scheme, that whole thing. But we went there and it was like the fucked up part is everybody on my team, we were a good team from upstate New York. So all of us are actually cutting weight. And they said you could have all the food you want in the park. So the only person eating is our fucking fat heavy weight. Heavy weight, yeah.

Who's eating churros in front of us on every fucking rideback guy. Because he had to gain 15 pounds to him. Because he just couldn't beat our light heavy weight. So he had to bump up. stay up and the worst part was one day because Florida gets hail and one day we we went on the they ever seen the Hulk ride in in Disney or it's Orlando or like oh it's universal and it has the fastest takeoff of any roller coaster and we didn't know that it started hailing while we're in there so our wrestling coach and our two wrestling coach just took the front seat and you you know in the

you know when you go through the thing and they take a picture of you yeah there's just a picture of them going just getting fucking pelted by how about how about how about fab Remember Fabio? Oh, he got hit in the nose with the bird. Was that a real thing? He got, he got fucked up. Oh, bro. I thought those like a Marlon Manson sucking.

No, Fabio's on a roller coaster and a fucking kamikaze goose. I'm surprised that doesn't happen more. Bro, flies right into his nose. A goose? A goose. Just was like, fuck you, Fabio. Gouge. Oh, yeah, there we go.

Look at AI. Dude, he got crushed. What? Some goose. Why are they filming him on a road coaster to begin with? This is Fabio. I think that's the reenactment. No, dude.

Oh, shit. Bruised in blood. Fabio had no. Now, Fabio, I don't know if you know, he comes from a very, very wealthy family. That's true. And my buddy. Was he Italian?

Yeah, yeah. My buddy knew him. Jimmy Verk knew him. And they would work out. And Fabio would take a straight razor to his chest and take a good 45 minutes. I mean a good 40. He took his. time and it was all about looks he wasn't really like he wasn't an actor right

no he was more of like a heartthrob for like mid-aged middle-aged women like guys were like show me where is fabio he's like Michael Hearn and this guy like the the most common romance novel covers dude Michael He was Michael Heard's a force of nature Michael Hearns on romance novel covers He is yeah he should be he's a Michael He was an American gladiator I know that Michael Hearn was like the man but is it was Fabio ever in that I'm pretty sure He was a romance novel guy. He was on the cover of romance? No, I know.

But was he ever a gladiator? Like, what would, what would just say Fabio does? Not a lot. Not a lot. He's not a lot. He's back in the day. Oh, look at him. 15 hours of Fabio.

He's still good. Pass. Is that him now? Pass. I'll spend 15 hours. This is the most recent one that I see. Look, Michael Hearn has clearly had some work done. There's a lot of work talks and stuff.

Fabio. I can't co-s-time. Oh, there is. Oh, he looks like that. Looks like my mom, man. I was going to say. You know what? You know what?

He looks like a liberal arts teacher. Yeah. You're right, Mama. Look at that. Look at him. Fabio, Fabio, demo's the opposite.

I know what I'm saying? Like, we have all dudes. He has just all middle age women. But don't kid yourself. Big boy, though. Big, big, big ball.

I don't know. No, no, no. Go to his side. Jimmy's a small guy, though, so it's all relative. No, he's every bit of, see what he is. 240?

Yeah, he's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's a very big guy. He's a very big guy. He's a, big boy. There's six, six, six, six, three, very big guy. Look at him.

That's kind of crazy. He's about your size, Bob. He went from alpha male to liberal female. What happens? Oh, is he super libel? You didn't just see that? No, just the picture. He just looks like he.

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not liberal. But he, he literally, oh my God, that is, that's a chest. That's a eunach. Yeah. I think this is him right here. But you got to give it up. He's got some tits.

He's got some great tits. He's got those long pecks. Yeah. And he's, he's got long packs. He's got a case of the long pecks. He's got a case of the long pecks. They go down to his belly button. And he's great genetically, handsome guy.

He's those long titch. He's got those blue eyes. Those blue eyes. He's from northern Italy, I think. There's just certain things that people have that are just when you see it. You ever seen John Stamos's belly button? Is it weird? No.

I know, John. You ever seen his belly button in person? Oh, shit. Is it weird? Oh, is it Audi? That's like a... It's its own thing. Oh, weird.

It's like a ward almost. It's like a... It's like a... Nazi must have. Yeah, he got tied up. He got tied off. Also with Fabio, he'd be like a heart thub. He's all right. Especially in his pride. Dog, no, he was a good looking guy. Yeah, I know, but he was in the 80s and 90s when everything was literal, right? It was like long hair, blue eyes. It was just, it was very, he was very, Prince Charming, I guess, classic looking like that. Yeah. But you

wouldn't, yeah, today's standards, you wouldn't be like, oh my God. No. I don't know. He'd say that. But Jimmy said he was a fucking. really nice guy, really nice guy. Just always a good guy. But probably not athletic. I wonder how hard he went in the paint in the weight room. You know what? Back then, some guys just exactly...

He looks natty. He looks natty. He doesn't look like he was. No, nah. Definitely not natty. No, not, not nat. But, like, jacked back in those... Oh.

I mean, Brian, both lost our breath. Long. A case of the long... Oh, hey, fellas, you're crazy. You don't think Fabio's... suck the dick here or there. Very straight. No, no, no, I know.

So it was arms. Listen, in order to making that business, you're going to have to do some weird stuff. No, no, come on, Bubba. Oh, no, these are facts. No, Bubba, please. Mail models. I'm begging me not to talk about that. No, that's true.

I don't care. You got to get your. No, Bubba. Wait, bring them up on that vest over there. Bring down that vest. No, the other one. You tell me he's not straight as shit. This vest right here?

Yeah, right there. There you go. Bubba. Those are the tits. That's a straight as they come, huh? some cleavage. I think he was probably Natty though. We talked about this before, Jim Fulation.

This is so jacked back in the day. Very jacked. This is crazy jacked. But it's also pretty casual. Shit today. Like even like people say Brad Pitt and Fight Club to like fucking jack. He's a hundred and thirty-eight pounds. He's so tiny.

He's a hundred and thirty-eight pounds. Yeah. A little more. He's at one. One sixty-five. No, no. Bring it up, Jen. I think he might have been one-forty-one.

Look at that. That was, I remember being back then seeing him or seeing Toby McGuire. Because guy. Guys, when they ask them, like, what's your, like, pro-typical body that you dream of, they say Brad Pitt. Even he was like, dude, I starve myself. I think he was 140-something pounds in that. Yeah, that's just dried out. I think in Phelma and Louise, he was like 135 or something.

Him and Troy is a sick physique. Yeah, 160. Wow. Yeah. So it's 155, 160 in that. And when they say body fat, 5%, I believe that. No. You don't think it's so hard. That's 11%.

Dude, hey, do you remember when, did you ever listen to Ronnie Coleman on Rogan? he said he was what do he say one and a half percent that's not true you would die well ronnie colman was like roguer was like butt in you can't but it's ronnie cole

he was the freak of all freaks though he was the freak of all freaks before he got into steroids he was a freak he is one of the only people to ever compete at mr olympia natural his first year are you kidding

he is the genetic freak of genetic freak but you played football with certain freaks right be like guys yeah i don't know how good athletically Ronnie coleman was

I don't know. So we had Urban Meyer on, and he said the best athlete I ever saw was Percy Harvin, I think. Percy Harvins. And he said Percy Harvins was like when he got up, and I think you told me this, like he didn't know what a bench was. And he was watching these guys do 225. And he goes, what is that? And he did it like 30 times or something.

Dude, that's like, remember we lifted, we hung up Brian Shaw? He wasn't even a lifter. He was just the basketball player that. They asked, we asked him how he found out he was strong. He grabbed someone by like the, the, the, no, it's the Thomas Inch. No, but when he was playing basketball, his coach saw him pick someone up out of a pile with one hand and was like, oh, you need to lift weights. Amen. Well, so there was a circus trick called the Thomas Inch where, you know, pinching it is like, yeah, well, we all tried that now as hard as far.

And he just did it. And the guy looked at him and said, do you know what you just did? He goes, one and about 100 million people can do that. So if you don't become a strong man, that's a real waste of your, you know. Yeah. Him and that guy, Thor, both playing basketball. What are you doing? I know.

Just tall. Thor is another one, just another basketball player that just got into waste. Thor's in the enhanced games. I can't wait for that. That's going to be. What's you going to do in that? Just the same thing he always. does. Well, he's trying to beat his record. He's always been on gear.

And I forgot the other guy's name. This other guy challenged him. They're going for Eddie Hall? No. He's the current world strongest man is going against Thor? Hooper? My boy, Hooper? I think so. That's my guy. So they're going against each other, and Thor is also going against himself trying to beat his

deadlift record. How big is Hooper? This is Rayno Nell? Hooper's 3-something, 360? But not he's maybe 330. Brian Shaw is down to 360. Yeah. He's shredded now. He's down to 50% body fat.

He can't carry all that weight for that long. Yeah, also don't arm wrestle. What's this? You said Mitchell Hooper, right? Yeah. 6-3. He's 300 something. 324.

That's a strong. Awesome dude too. Is he? Oh, he's awesome. Yeah. There's something about being that big and strong that you just, they're just nice people. Like Brian Shaw is one of the nicest people I've ever met in my life. You know what's weird to mean?

Yeah, I've never met a mean, uh. No, but I brought Brian to the, to the mothership. There's no ego. I brought Brian to the mothership and I was, I kind of was like watching him and literally every person, all of us in that room, all of us, were asking him questions, looking at him, taking pictures, putting their body against his. And it was, it was constant. And then we went outside and it was, that was going on there too.

And I was like, you must deal with that shit. They were like putting them up on the thing. And I go, that must be so exhausting. He's a circus. And he goes, he goes, I'm so used to it, dude. Yeah. When he has to fly, he has to call ahead to make sure the airline is a certain plane because he's not going to fit in those first certain first class.

Did you see him and Eddie Hall get into a plane together? It's fucking hilarious. No. But you know what he is to us, like just regular dudes? You ever seen the video of the, there's like this tall black guy named King something that just stands around Miami and girls just walk by and stare. Yeah, that guy is just a good look. fucking muscular in shape

dude that's how we act when we how dudes act when they see Brian Shaw that guy King he just stands there and just I've never seen anything like

fucking like like He's just a tall black 6 8 68 just kind of good looking but he's just he stands there he wears a hat he's got kind of like Cornrose dreads

and he's what's his name King what King 66 something Yeah 60 I don't know And he'll just give you I'm sure he's just pulling snow bunnies?

Nothing. Everything. Miami snow bunnies. Bobba, he just goes like this. Here, put your number in my phone. I don't know what his phone is. No, he's not a weight lifter. Oh, what is he?

He's just that black guy. I don't know. King 6 is a saxophone player or saxophone. I've been black guy. Let's try. King 16 is great. I'm a black guy who takes all my girls. I've been black.

It worked. It is kind of nuts to see how they look at him. Is he good? Is it just because he's tall? He's a handsome guy, too. Yeah, he's just like a good. Oh, yeah, he's super handsome. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But if you go to his video, that is as well. And literally, I think he just hangs. Yeah, he just stands in front of nightclubs and girls just walk to him. I mean, I mean, he's a dick that don't quit, though, you know? Well, yeah, I would imagine.

Yeah. I would imagine he's probably got a, that thing thumped. A hunk a nine-ex kid. You're crazy. You're crazy. You don't think King 68th, the Great's. Dick doesn't fucking slap.

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. goes, what, this little old thing? That big slamming. How disappointing if he has a regular dick? That's a disaster. Right? It's not acceptable.

You can't be that big. You can't be that big and then just go, want, want, want. Look, he just goes around the world just standing in front of places. Oh, thank you. Appreciate you. Yeah, he doesn't, he doesn't move. He doesn't talk?

You just stay in there? No, the girls just fly up to him. And they just take pictures of girls looking at him. It's crazy. Does he have a only fan of anything? how you doing la la la la we're out here at london is in a house man new york city's in a house represent you know what about do they think he's like a professional athlete they just they just literally do this they just drive walk by and they go you see them go and they just walk up to him how often do you get that look walking hanging on this tree i've never gotten that look sir i've never gotten that look and if a guy like me gets that look it's because they're looking for money or something.

Yeah, that girl just walked up and like here's my number. Yeah. Yeah, they just want to have sex with them, okay? Good for him. Because for him is right. Just keep him away from my women. What's that one? But he's such a... I bet his rolloidax is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is all day long for him.

But it's just, you know... These girls just give him his number, man. Like, hey, I'm here. Could you imagine just be able to just walk up, like, put your number. He stands outside. Doesn't drink. Doesn't spend any time. He's like, I don't drink. Don't spend money? Nothing. Nah. He just has.

That's actually very smart. Don't go in. Don't spend money. Well, you're not, why do you want to go in when you can stand outside like a net? It's like a net catching everything. It's like, you know, you're at the, as the salmon come through. You know how those bears just go like this and grab the salmon as they're, it's like unbelievable, man. Or it looks lit on Instagram and then they're like, you. He's like, give me a number.

He has like a one-bedroom apartment. Just super sad. Yeah, well, well, yeah. Because how do you make money? But I promise they don't care. Come on, girl. Look it is. I promise they don't care.

No, they wouldn't care. No. Just looking up at the giant. She's buying him a drink. So that's his thing. As I suspect, a lot of white girls. Well, they're, yeah, they're looking to get busy. Okay.

Snow bunnies. Brian's favorite word, he mocks. Dude. He mobs. What's that mean? It's when he's so good looking, like nobody's looking at you. Like, I'd be like, bro, you're magging me right now. Yeah.

That's what the kid say? Yeah. It's been around for a little. Although, you get a little, you got, when. You remember the guy Zizz back in the day? Like, he was like the first, like, the first, like, the first, like, aesthetic influencer back in the day that died. He created the word. He's like, I mug everybody.

What do you die from? Heart attack. He was taking Klin and going in a sauna. Yeah. Not the brightest. It's sad. It's very sad. It's terrible, man.

Riz. Z Y, Z. How old was he? No, Ziz. Riz or Sizz? Zizz. You've definitely seen him before. Back in the day.

He was like the MySpace guy. Oh, man. He was doing Klan. Good looking kid. He was doing Klan and went in the sauna? Yeah, and he had a heart disease. Clens to go into it. And then to Klen.

What a handsome fucking kid, too. Big guy. He was just a super aesthetic. And he was like one of the creators of the, The mog word. That's a bummer. He passed away. He's a mugging hard, dude.

Is he Indian? Yeah. Oh, he is a. Australian Indian guy. Fantastic. He's bodied up. Bodyed up. That's a bummer.

Klein got him, huh? And that's his brother. So he started the word magging? That was like where it really became popular. So back in the day, this is going to be so dorky that I know this. But it used to be called A-Mogg, which is alpha male of the group. Oh, wow. And they just took the A-O.

A-Mogg. So it's too long. Alpha. male of the group. It's too long. Guys, am I the Amog here? It's just never, now it just means say on the AIMON.

That just means male of the group. Yeah, right? Amog. Although B, I used to call him Hungry Eyes because you got a lot of that. Like he'd be stand there like, especially in L.A. At some party, yeah, with his ears.

And he'd be in a tank top and he was fighting. And girls, famous girl did all just, I would, it was so funny because I was like, Hungry eyes. Hungry eyes. Yeah, I was like a boy on there, but yeah. Yeah. No, you weren't black guy, six, eight.

That's a whole different thing. But you were just like that questionable, I don't know what race this guy is. Yeah. But I was also around a bunch of actors, so it's not hard to beat that. You're magging them. Yeah. Yeah, I was with my boy. Hey, Mogg.

I was with my boy in Kentucky. My boy, Kentucky, he was there with this girl. And she wasn't, he's short and thick. And she goes, yeah, my last boyfriend was 6-10. He played ball. and I went and I was with my wife and I go God that's way too tall right and my wife goes no it's not

you don't know anything about females like fuck hey take it easy fuck 610 is way too tall it's weird there's a certain height that is too tall I would imagine that Cooper flag guy he's so big that guy's ridiculous yeah he's a baller of them even baron Trump might be too tall 6 9

if you're really big and athletic you don't look good in clothes no you have to everything's custom You can't drive any cool cars. You don't want to customize them. You don't live long on this planet. No, you're like a great day. No.

And then shoes, you never look just cool. No. The average seven footer is, it's really sad. Take a look at what the average seven footers lifespan is. 21. They're like great Danes, dude. There's something about Wembe where I feel like that guy will have a long life. No, dude, he just had a fucking blood clot in his cat.

Oh, never mind. Yeah. That's what's problem with the big guys. Is it? Yeah. He just missed like half the C-old life. Man. They get,

they get like, because they're so big that he got a blood clot in his calf. They have a higher rates of cancer because they have more cells in their body,

which is a weird thing. Man. They always have knee problems. And foot. Like, thinking about, yeah, me.

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And he said all my friends who are seven feet. You know, he was talking about it. And he was like, he was like, it's just a bummer. He's lost, he said he's lost almost every one of his friends who was seven feet tall before the age.

Yeah, quit making friends with seven footers. It's a sad life. Yeah. What are you doing? What are you saying? Well, it's like, we're going to get another dog and the boys wanted a great day. And I'm like, we can't.

Like why? I'm like, we might have them five years. Is it like that? Is it that short of a lifetime? I think it's six or seven, but then their health just go south fast. That's true. Those are a little yappy dogs that live fucking forever. Tim's got, Tim's got a, he's got that Malin'law, Tim Kennedy.

He just can't say Tim. Tim Kennedy, he's got that Malinaw? Those last forever. That was trained by Delta. Those last forever. Ever since we got attacked by them, I hate those dogs. Dude. You should see this female.

What a bad one. Bring up average lifespan of a great day. And I lied to the kids. I told him it was five. years so it's going to be really sad. But I'm pretty sure I'm right. Brian watched me get humbled by a Belgian Malawaw. Because they bit so hard.

Six to ten? Yeah, the seven years. Between six to ten. You know, don't get a great year. You just don't want to invest in that. Then the kids get attached to it. It's true.

And then, you know. Rawlisle has only lived 10 years. It's weird. Some dogs live a long time. Ain't that a bitch? Ain't that a bitch? I want to, I want a melon was.

Well, there is, you remember my friend Justin Silver, the, the comedian that also knows everything about dogs. He, uh, he said that they're, there's a peptide that should be coming out with the next couple years. It's already finished the clinical trials. That's going to double dogs lifetimes. Yeah. God,

that thing's going to fucking sell like hot cakes. Oh my God. That's my whole thing. Why's that Disney World? I'm like, dude, if Disney, because they have all the money, if they came up with a Disney Ozempic and sold it at the park, they would make so much money.

How many saddies are at the park? Oh, Baba. Bubba. When we got there, I went, oh, this is what's wrong with America. Yeah. It's all fried food. It's just all this shit.

You know what? But then they're at the park. I don't know if they're that long, but we're there, we average like 10, 12 miles walking a day. I'm like, how are you? How are you doing? Because they have orange tongues from all the, shh, but if slurpees. But still, if they just did, there's no slurpees at Disney. But if they just did, uh, he's like from all the fucking, yeah.

But if they, they just did a, like a Mickey Ozimpec on the side, buddy, the amount of money they would. You need a, it's a whole. Well, you know what's funny? So I never understood, because I've always heard people talk shit about Americans being fat. Mind you, I've only lived in New York City, Los Angeles, Miami, and now Austin. And I'm always like, I was like, all suit, like top five healthy cities. I didn't realize until I started, when I first started touring with you back in the day,

and we went to, I think it was Omaha the first time. Yeah. And we went to the zoo. And we were the only people not on hover around scooters. That's right. Do you remember there was a little kid that goes, he asked the guy, he goes, what do you think is the most deadly thing in the zoo? And I was like, diabetes.

100% true 100% true it is wild you get you get out of like our bubble but also nowadays it's like just go on umpic redature tied yeah or whatever yeah literally any g what is what is reddish dries better right the glp3 so it has glucogenesis it doesn't just curb your appetite uh Angie huberman's been talking about it so he's gonna fucking raise the prices uh it's it actually has effects in the clinical studies on the third trial, they saw that it decreased the size of pancreatic cancer. What? Yeah. The tumors.

Damn. So it doesn't just starve you. So it makes it, it triggers the hypothalamus. And hypothalamus is like also used for addiction and stuff like that. So it makes people make better choices, quiet's the food noise, and the glucogenesis is actually actively burning fat. Unlike Ozempic, which just, it's almost like. Starving you really?

Yeah. It kind of works almost like a clamp on. So is it good for somebody who doesn't need it, like as far as losing weight? Yeah, every fitness influence is on it right now. Why? It just makes you shred it. Yeah, and you don't lose muscle like you don't know. Curbs your appetite.

Like stuff like Ozempic, people are losing like, I don't, I don't call me the, but it's got to be like 30% lean muscle mass. Dude, this is just the beginning. Peptides are the future. Yeah. Literally the future of everything. Ozempic is basically like PlayStation 1 or Sega Genesis and Red of Red of Red shoot tide is PS5.

Like it's, wow. Leads above it. Well, also, you know, because we've made steroids such a, like, taboo thing, we haven't had the research. No, our research,

our steroids have been basically halted at 1970s technology. It's ridiculous. Like Anavar was like the leading thing back then because, and that's like the last thing that came out that has the lowest, like, risk profile. Right. Because that's the whole scare happened.

Then I feel like Russia and China it was like, okay, cool, and they keep going. That's why we can't detect a lot of stuff. Yeah. Let's keep going. I did hear that the Red Scare was part of why they stopped, and I don't know the exact reason, but I guess they were. But it was also like George W. Bush saying, you know, steroids are a problem, and they were

equating it with children committing suicide. It's like, no, no, no, no, no. Jesus Christ. I mean, they've always, like, demonized steroids. Like when Chris Benoit killed his family, like, they're like, oh, it's steroids. And they didn't blame it on the fact that he had the. the brain of an 85-year-old man from getting hit over the head every night with a steel chair. Look, I mean, you want an even playing field in sports, I guess.

I get it, but. There's certain sports, though, that just shouldn't be natty. Baseball. Yeah. Baseball should not. They should let it fly in baseball, right? Nobody's getting hurt either. Can you name a better time in baseball than Mark McGuire, Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds?

Jason Jombie. They were huge. That was the best. What do you think they were on those guys? I mean, they were talking about like, like just different angiogens, 19 duars. And like, I mean. Wire had 21 inch fours. Have you seen it?

No. What? Look it up. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, he's, Paul Bunyan with a bat. He's, now he's the, I think he's the hink coach for Tampa Bay, the race. Is he? And he's jacked.

He's jacked. He's still jacked. Now he's not getting tested. No, he's got into. Yeah. Well, probably when you come off that stuff. If you're not in a contact sport, I don't think it matters. My bet.

dude I'm off today. It's 17. Still, 17. 1⁄2 inch forearms? That's huge. That's, when we measured, well,

you had 17.5 inch biceps, right? Yeah, so that was his forearms. That's fucking crazy. When he's in his prime chin, it'd be when he's on, he was very big. I'm just looking at the forearm sizes here.

Go down to one where he's in the red jersey, all the way. Yeah, that one. He's fucking jacked. I mean, I've had signed rookie card, and it's not going to be worth. jack shit because of the whole

steroid thing. I had weight on it. Maybe it goes up. He was so good. He's a big boy. But him and Sammy Sosa was the only error of baseball that the whole country gave a fuck about. Barry Bonds too? Barry Bonds too, yeah. Like, I don't know if you agree. We were naive back then. Now we'd all be like get the fuck. I understand like MMA. I understand boxing. I understand

football. But if you're not in a sport where you're actually physically hurting somebody, what's the big fuck? I think I think NBA which they are. I think NBA and MLB, it should be, yeah, let it fly. Well, you've heard Uncle Chale talking about LeBron's cycle, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. Like growth. Oh, yeah. All that. I'm sure. Because they were going to the set, apparently they were going to the same guy, but why wouldn't you? He's also a certain age. But why wouldn't you? And also the Lakers like, fuck yeah, do that. Why would I not want LeBron to play at peak for as long as possible? Correct. Correct. It's not like he's

beating people up and going to hurt somebody. It's just technology. Yeah. But I think, that we need to like actually like really put our scientific knowledge into building muscle like they had these like myostatin inhibitors can be yeah because it's better for as you get older we don't know how it's great for your life as you get older and you can stay jacked and you know i think that they said that like leg leg strength and leg muscle is one of the biggest like indicators of longevity yeah 100% like having strong like it's like you need that like fucking people just fall apart It's just working out. Like, to me, it's like at my age, like, I work out and I never miss a workout,

and it just makes a difference. Yeah. I physically can move, you know? And you're not jacked, but like you, but you stay in shape, which is like. My body's out. My, my energy's there. Yeah. Like, my body's not in the way.

When do you think we'll start seeing some significant gain from your TNT? Can I be honest with you? Can I be honest with you? Because you look, hey, he's wearing a pump cover right now. He doesn't want us to see the size. I'm not trying to be mean. You look skinny. No, no, no, I'm wearing a pump cover right now.

What's up? I'm pumped right now. He's hiding the games. And I'm hiding my games. Oh, got you. And I can take my shirt off and I will because I took the hair down on my body. I'm kind of,

you shaved your body too? A little bit of a fucking loser. Because the minute you start to think you're getting more muscular, you, I'm 59 and I'm doing that because I'm a fucking loser. But I'm literally like, oh, you know, it's so stupid.

Do you get back here? No. Fucking, I had to have my girl. shave my back before the Phil Heath shoot. Oh, that's a bummer. And the fact that he couldn't do it that day, my girl's shaved my back for an hour. Because are you playing on taking your shirt off?

No, it's just, you know. You never know. You never know. I'm getting it. Even she was sad that he couldn't do it. She's like, I shaved your back for an hour. I have to do that again. Maybe.

Hopefully you get them on next week. Maybe. That's the downside of happening. I'm weighing more than I've weighed. I weigh almost 175 naked. That's crazy. Yeah. It wasn't 165.

You're putting on, yeah. So we got to see, now that you're not Natty. I don't like, I don't like your hip-oh-wise. I don't, can I get any hip-a-loid? You haven't put on 10 pounds. No, no, no, no, no. No, but like, because I was, I'm going to entertain this, right? You didn't put on 10 pounds.

Like, starting TRT. Wait, did you say 10 pounds? Yeah, he did. You slid that by me so quick. Not me. He goes, usually I'm 165. I was 175. No, you weren't.

No, you weren't. How about my boy? Brendan doesn't even know. My buddy goes, he goes, I ran a four or five. And he goes, I ran a four or five in high school. And Brendan, when I, Brennan goes, no, he goes, no, he goes, he goes, no, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, no, he goes, no, he goes, he goes, no, he goes, go, stop watch.

And you want to, you want to just think about it for a sec? He goes, all right, maybe it was four, six. He goes, that's not true either. Just see. got awkward. That's how I feel whenever I see, like, when I'm wearing a tank top and like an 80-year-old guy was like, back in my day, I was built like, you'm like, no, the fuck you weren't. No, you weren't.

They didn't have this then. You think you were. I would say things sometimes I catch myself because John Joseph, my buddy was on Rogan, and he's talking about how he saw, I got in a fight, he saw me get in a fight with a bodybuilder in a nightclub, which is true. And it was me and my buddy, these two big, bodybuilders had their shirts off and they pushed my friend and he and i were fighting a lot we were like competing and stuff so he was a big bodybuilder and i just i just fucking beat him up you know

to start fighting and i just kind of hit him and he didn't know what to do and blah blah but i got picked up and thrown out and it started a huge brawl and because my other buddy also hit the guy so we we both were these little guys but john saw that and then told told uh jo something to the effect of Brian used to get down and fight, which is not, which is, which is sort of true in the sense that when I was younger in New York, there were times where I, you stood up for yourself. If something was going on, we would get in, we would, we would, you know, we'd be something like that. Yeah, yeah.

But, but I, I would always say this, that I'd be like, and back then when I look back and it's a little crazy, it's a little crazy to do that. And then, but because you're young and you're not thinking, but it is a little crazy. Like the guy, the bouncer picked me up and threw me onto a car. and I turned around to fight him and he was bigger than you and he was older and he looked at me he goes he just I remember forgot I got I he threw me from the door over the sidewalk onto a car I'm serious that's how you got launched and you know my buddy didn't get thrown it because he helped him throw him out he goes let's get him out of here so he's so he threw me and I remember landing on

the goddamn car and I turned around because I was furious and I was in a frenzy and he looked at me and he had a nose like this and he goes he goes don't even think about it Don't do it. He's trying to help you out. And just stop me out and stop me in my 23-year-old trucks. I just went, whoa, because I know. I know the difference, right? But I think back on some of the stupid shit I did.

And I'll say things like this. I'll be like, dude, I was crazy. You know, you'll say things like, you know, it's a good thing I wasn't in jail. But the truth is I always knew to stop. I was the guy who would be like, no, I'm not going to fight that guy. No, even if I'm angry. You knew your limits. I knew my limits.

Yeah. That's why sports are really important. Yes. Because if you don't wrestle or do something kind of a context sport, you will think that somehow you have it. I've had guys who are my size, who are friends with him and they go, how would I do? Do you think if I actually, I know, what have you ever done? He goes, well, I was an athlete and I'm pretty strong. I was like, uh-huh.

Yeah. You know, you would know not to ask that question. Wrestling teaches you a good lesson because I, I remember, I think I was a junior, and we went up to, I forgot what, Shenandoahoa in New York to wrestle them. And they had the national champ at my weight, at that weight class. And I remember thinking, like, because back then you didn't have social media where you could see these people.

So I remember thinking like, oh, this kid's going to look fucking scary. Then I saw him. He's just this regular farm guy. He was a badass. And I was like, I'm going to fucking throw him around. You're not. The way he ragdolled me was great. And he was so technical.

His technique was just. so good and he was so strong. And I was like, you would see this guy on the street and just think, I'm going to fucking beat. He would drag doll 99% of people. And he was just a 170 pound fucking farm kid. Like, must be throwing sheep around

like on a regular basis. The way his strength was. To my right, that's why sports are good. It's the equalizer. Tiger learned that this weekend. Really? It was the top, you know, 75 teams in the country. They played team Canada. They played

a team from Gainesville. It was they played this team from Georgia all or no this team was from somewhere in Miami all black. Like all black. So it's good because around here you know you're not seeing those kind of looks. You know what I'm saying? And he thinks he's this baller right. I'm like you're going to find out dude because yeah,

these are the best, the best. And they're not just white kids from Lake Travis. So he played this all team and I told you I'm like assume they're all fast. They're all doing be fast as fuck dude. Just get your shit together, right? There's things you can do that. They can't. And there's things they can do that you can't.

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game over I was like huh I mean no one touched and I went oh wow wow I see he looks in it like goes like this I was like oh there we go

so I talked to one of the dads hey that kid's the fastest child I've ever seen he goes yeah National champ of the 100 meter I go what he goes yeah he literally the fastest 10 year old in the world right there I'm like what that's nuts

yeah he doesn't even play flag he plays tackle he's the number two team in Florida. Like he's a super strong fucking lightning. I was like, oh, let's not throw that kid at the ball. Yeah. That's not but T found his, my buddy. He found his niche. You know what I'm saying? Like Tee

figured out. He did it figured out. Oh yeah. Leo Flowers, he was a comic and played D1 ball for four years at Ball State. He said he knew that he would never be a, never go to the NFL because he guarded Randy Moss. And when he was in college and he was like,

it was so different. Yeah. Well, that's different. That's a bad, I mean, yeah. He's like a, like, that's not the guy you want to. No, he's not, he's like an all, like, but like, I think the rock talks about getting hit by Warren Sapp. I think he was. Well, they're both defensive tackles. He was the backup to Warren's up.

Yeah. But you'll see for these, for the, like, the kids at that tournament, you'll see the difference. Like kids who are, I don't say sheltered here, but it's just, they learn the lesson. Like, those kids in Gainesville, in Georgia, in Kentucky. Mississippi. When there's another, like, tiger or this other kid, Shane or Aiden,

they're like these monsters on our team. When we play other teams around here and like Texas, some areas, the kids will shut down. They'll know who they are. Like, oh shit, there's Tiger. There's Aiden. There's Shane.

And they'll kind of shut down. The dogs, like the kids from Georgia, Jacksonville, they go, I want him. Give me him one-on-one. They want that, like they got that dog. They're like, yeah, come on. Come on. Oh, you're the top dog?

Come here. And they like, they want it, dude. I'm like, fuck, bro. How old were you when you first started playing football? Six. Six? Do you remember the first age? Because I remember it was like, I think when we turned teenagers, when you played a team

and you're like, oh, these people, this, they're just built different. Like, we played a team in the South Bronx and we were all like a bunch of Italian kids and we played a South Bronx team. And I remember this, the running, the running back was like, fucking six, feet tall. Were they your age though? Yeah, Dominican. I mean, he's from Dominican public, so he could have been also 40. Probably been 22.

But he was like this Dominican kid with a mustache and fucking like adult muscles and like yelling at us in Spanish as he's running the ball and we're like, oh, fuck. You didn't really get at your growth spurt until college, right? College, yeah, I was a late bloomer. But I was always game. I was always doing well. I started at six. But there was never, it was never like, uh, it was like some run.

I was always like, you know, the guy. No, not big. I was never big, but I was always game. Like, it was always the guy on the team. Like, I was always the man. Black, but I was always the guy. So we played like Falcon White. They had this kid, Marcus Hill.

It was never like a size thing. Like, even if he was big, like, especially back then, no one was sandbagging like they are today. So I knew the kid was also seven or eight. Yeah. But he's just a fucking truck. Like a train. Yeah.

I remember I was playing middle lineback and he would call out the kid he was going to run out. He'd be like 21. The kid was like, what the fuck? And then he was like, 50. I was 55. I was 55. I'm like, oh, oh,

oh, that's me. But there's no, like, he comes on, right, but there's no, like, parents filming and shit,

so you don't have to worry about getting a highlight on TikTok. Parents were filming out this thing, kids getting jukeed out and shit. Although when you were, when you're, when you're your size,

you don't look at guys. Because, like, when you were a kid, you didn't have to worry about being a highlight reel on TikTok. That's embarrassing.

That's like getting in a fight now. You don't want to get in a fist fight now, because if you do get laid out, for kids, For kids sports, it drives me nuts. Like, I don't, it's, it's tough. Like, if a kid gets juked out and if it's your kid, I get it. But then, you know, focus on the kid who got juked out.

Some of the parents were, like, Basu's at wrestling. And he was going against the older kid. You know, Bossi's fucking six. That time he's five. The kid was like eight or nine. It was kind of like, you know, mopped the floor with Boston. And the mom's film it going, yeah. That's fucking.

Yeah, I'm like, all right, bitch. All right. And so as soon as they broke him, went, T. Mm. Go with this. kid. I'm like, get your camera out now, bitch. Go ahead. Film this. Watch what his big brother does. Yeah. Film this. You should put the camera away. I'm like, yeah, yeah. What are you doing? If I wanted it. And also, what are you going to do that? What are you going to do that tape? What are

going to do? Post that? Yeah. Well, I think part of it is like realizing that there's always somebody out there bigger. You're, you're the size where I was with Nick this weekend and we saw this guy. Nick who? Nick Collis. And we were doing Port Charlotte. And there was this big dude, just big guy. It was a barbecue. And he had a tank top on with legs and ass for days and just a back. And I looked at him and I went, I just looked at him. I go, that guy would kick your fucking ass. He's just really big. And I said, I go, he just looks like a fucking big. He's just big and rough looking. And I said, you know what Brennan Shob never says? That guy's pig and rough looking. like that's you've never said that I remember one time we were we were hanging out and there was this one guy

was just fucking big military guy and I go and he did some training I go guy looks like he'd be a handful and you go for you I was actually watching did you ever see are you a horror movie guy not really the rob do you ever see the rob zombie Halloween movie yeah did you see how big the rob the the michael Myers was in that movie yeah there was a point in the movie I went I feel like Brendan could take him down No one's checked his wrestling No one's No no Brendan

Brennan doesn't care about size If he shot a double He doesn't know how to He doesn't care about size Yeah Even I was like Whenever I watch As the wrestler in me

Like whenever I see like Michael Myers Or he's just dog walking people I go No one shot a high crotch Can he defend a high crotch? Can you stop a blast double Can defend this chain wrestling These guys were

talking about you. Islaa Makachov comes out in me where I'm like, no one check is glapley. These guys were talking about you because when you had mentioned Ilya Tuporia or how they would do against you and the guy was a fighter and a coach and he goes, he goes, no, his job is just too big. He goes, where he'd start to have problems and have to pay attention is in the 85 pound class because those guys walking around are training. This was like a knowledgeable coach.

Yeah, and he goes, 85 would be a problem. Yeah, because they're big and they train a lot and they're in shape and they're young. And they also probably walk around. about two, 15, that's a problem. Pay attention. Oh,

like a Hamza. That's when... That'd be a problem. Yeah. That's a problem. And also, Hamzaa probably walks around fucking heavier than I am.

Yeah, he's just, he, but it's also a weight where, like, the size of scrimsy is not that big of it, where, you know,

it's gonna be a problem. Yeah. Someone's seven years, but 55, it's like, it's, that's a tough. No.

It's 55's tough. No. You're a lot bigger than Hansat, though. yeah would you rather fight there's a good would you rather

would you rather fight two john jones sized uh demetrius johnson sized john jones or one demetrius johnson sized or one john jones size demetrius johnson

oh my god a john jones sized DJ would be a fucking nightmare my god not doing anything oh my god that would just be an unstoppable

super soldier be the best of all time I mean kind of is now. Kind of is, yeah. What are you up for us, Jinstir? What do you've been up to, dude? Oh, you know, I went pig hunting.

You did? Yeah. Holy shit, yeah, the hell. I went pig hunting. I went hunting. I went hunting. I didn't actually get it, but, uh, yeah, I went pig on him. So my buddy has a lease.

What, what are you guys laughing? You didn't get a pig? First of all, it's the first time I shot his rifle. Yeah. And it was already dark. Oh, did you see a pig, though? Yeah, we saw the pig. So it's dark.

But he has a great. I guess the green light doesn't affect the animals. So finally had it in the shot. And then that's my first time using his rifle and scope. I didn't know his scope had a zoom on it. So I just went straight, you know, crosshairs and I missed it.

Yeah. So we're going to go again. I'm going to practice on the rifle and then. Nobody got a pig? No, no. So he could have got it, but he wanted me to get it before,

you know, because, you know, I'm his guest. So at least I went pig hunt. That's cool. In a blind that he built. How far away? Maybe like an hour, 20, hour away? Not bad at all.

It's everywhere, dude. There's so much stuff to do here. And me and Chin watched the Michael B. Jordan. Oh, yeah. At the awards, right? So I'll preface this video with Michael B. Jordan, and I forgot who else is up there accepting an award. The same night, there's a guy with Tourette's.

There's a guy with Tourette's who is getting a lifetime achievement award. So there's just a guy with Tourette's in the crowd while they're getting their, while they're talk, presenting whatever it is. And you know, he's saying, I can't say this word. So there's a word that the guy with Tourette is definitely saying, I can't say while Michael Jordan is on stage. Here we go. Zero and I are delighted to be presenting the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part

of movie making. We're here to celebrate it. What do you say? Scream the other and I are the latter to be presenting the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of movie making. The audience is kind of laughing too. I mean, it's. So it's so out.

Like it goes all. All right. And this guy has, he's got Tourette's. People are coming at him though, though. They're like he needs to do it. A public apology. I'm like, he can't. No.

The problem with Tourette's when you can't. With Tourette's when you know, when you know you're not. Yeah, well, you know you're not supposed to say it. That's one thing I say it. Is that what, is that how it works? We were talking about that before. You don't watch it on that TLC show. Oh, Bailene Dupree?

Yeah. She's the best. When a bald guy walks in, she goes, ball, you're bald. You're bald. Yeah. She can't help it. Oh yeah, when she was at the airport and she goes, I have a gun. I have a gun.

When she meets her boyfriend's parents the first time, she goes, I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. It's like whatever, like you're not supposed to say. That's the fucking best. Bring up where Chris Cuomo is talking to that girl to rest. Watch what she says. And he's trying to do this heart. Did you see it?

He's trying to do this heartfelt piece about like her getting bullied and he's like, you shouldn't be getting bullied and it's a shame people laugh at you. And Chris is basically, people, he's like one of us. He's like a guy. He's just trying. He's done. You're Chris Dalia's stupid joke. He's like the beat for Michael B joining.

He's, you know what the B stands for? I'm like, but he's like, basketball. So stupid. So fucking dumb. What fuck is? Fuck yourself, Chris. Letting to bite, me, and get,

badass. That have, put on your own biscuit, badass. His face, try not to laugh in her face. And say, like, go fuck yourself,

Chris. Leap to bite you, and blame up your ass. Put your own biscuit, badass. That have told me that my He's trying to cover it up to. Go fuck yourself, Chris.

Add it butter your own business. And he's doing a whole piece out it's wrong when people laugh at you and he's going. That show's great. I'd be dying. But that show went to, I used to love that show the first season. Then he goes down this road of like, it's not about her trette's anymore.

It's literally just hurt. Yeah, you're like, dude, get back to the funny shit. Dying. Joe Biden is buried in my back yard. And then they cut to her going, I have no idea where the, where the president is hiding. Yeah.

some crazy shit, bro. By the way, let's take this to Patreon. Because then we can play all the videos. Yeah, there's some percussive, crazy videos. Yep. All right, sounds good. Bad ass. Have you ever thought,

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