The Fighter & The Kid - Wrinks Is Back! | TFATK Ep. 1100

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

Bryan Callen is back from his cruise ship vacation and the guys talk UFC 317 Ilia Topuria vs Charles Oliveira, the latest news on the Liver King, Ben Askren getting a double lung transplant, Chin finding a permanent place in Texas, Texas BBQ spots, current events around the world including P Diddy's trial, a tragic hot air balloon crash in Brazil, Kodak Black signing a fan's shirt for almost 5 minutes and much more!PXG - Head over to https://pxg.com/tfatk to save up to 20% on your entire order.Vivazen - Try Vivazen for free, must be (21+): https://dub.sh/FighterVivazenFREEProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/True Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodJOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscriptionDrive Fast All Gas - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Love thrillers with a paranormal twist? The entire Oracle trilogy is available on Audible the kid. Come on baby. Here we are buddy. You're back pal. Guys I want to thank you for. You look no Tanner. Well I hear that a lot. Maybe my tan went away. I was in lots of different countries in Europe. A lot of tourism and a lot of.

You went to the tourist season. So you were on a cruise? I was on a cruise Brennan. I was on a cruise with the family called the Explorer II. Now cruises are not my thing unless it's the Explorer because there are five restaurants on that boat that are better than any restaurant I've ever eaten in. So you're gonna pay for it,

but you're gonna eat better than anybody. And is it one of those all-inclusive? Like you can just do whatever you want. Even the coffee's the best I've ever had. Oh, interesting. And I'll say it again. Settle down a tad. And I'll say it again,. Even the coffee is the best I've ever had. Oh, interesting. It's like, and I'll say it again. Settle down a tad. And I'll say it again.

Hey. Coffee is even better than anything I've ever had. It's good. I know. I know. And the pasta is the best I've ever had. And pizza. So why get off the boat?

We, that's the thing. If it's the best you've ever had, then you just go in for a second, right? Well, that's the thing because we go to Sardinia, we go to Florence, we eat at the restaurants nobody eats at and I go, yeah, well you know what? I'll take the boat. I'll take the boat. Then what do you guys do on the boat? You just fucking play like shuffleboard and shit?

You eat, you walk around. It's a hotel on water. It's a hotel on water but it's docked in a place like Sardinia or where you can go swimming, you can take a boat, you go swimming in beautiful water. Now I'm a little too old to, it's about being with my family. Sure. Right? You guys could do that anywhere though. Do you have to go through all that? Like couldn't you

guys? Wait, so you just go up the street? You don't want to take a flight, you don't want to fly from Austin to JFK, then to Italy, and then, or to Barcelona. It's a lot of travel, Brennan. I don't know if you know about jet lag with a three year old either, that can be a challenge. Yeah, and then your kid shits his pants,

or whatever it is. That's what they do, baby. Yeah, that's the kind of thing. And then what's good is when it's 100 degrees, I'm not complaining, but I am complaining. You are complaining. I am complaining. As you complaining. I am complaining. As you should.

Now when you go to places like Florence or Rome in the summertime, please understand that you will be, you will be in a, it's, you ever been in a parade? You ever walk in a parade? That's how many tourists are in the streets. That's what you get though. That's what you get. So you're doing that.

People talk about the food in Italy. You gotta remember that America's caught you get though. That's what you get. So you're doing that. People talk about the food in Italy. You gotta remember that America's caught up with this. Like you ate at a good restaurant in Austin and it's not like what, you know, this food in Italy's amazing, it's good. Yeah, it's good. At the pasta. Yeah.

Good. You can find that here. Can. I always say that. You know? But at least your old man had fun, right? He had fun. Did he though?

It seems like a lot for him. He's 85, so what he'll do is stay inside his cabin, read and do everything he does in Utah, but then have dinner with his whole family. You can do that anywhere, pops. Probably. You wasted everybody's time, bud. It was a lot of money. But the kids love it.

My daughter's zipping around. My kids don't know if they're in fucking Italy or fucking Chuck E. Cheese. They don't give a fuck. But, but, but the kids love it. You know, my daughter's zipping around. My kids don't know if they're in fucking Italy or fucking Chuck E. Cheese. They don't give a fuck. Well, my three year olds, but my, the teenagers. Oh, gotcha.

They're all about it. They're all about it. And then, uh, um, but I, we were just talking about this. You and I love Austin for a thousand reasons. I'm doing shit. Yeah. There's nothing that compares to the hang at the mothership or going to archetype boxing and hanging out with all those guys afterwards.

It's like, did just the shit that you do. To me with my kids, when I wake up, right. Old to be traveling. Well, I travel enough. I know with your job. Yeah. It's a, that'd be jobs. Speaking of which.

Not that age you're like that. July 5th, Bray improv. Come see me. Just one night was that that's a Saturday. Saturday. Right after it'll be Saturday though Yeah, two shows. It'll be good dude You were gone playing grab ass on the cruise when I was literally doing everything to make you money, but

We didn't talk about your boy the liver King My boy the liver King. I've got your take on it. It's you know, it's kind of old news now That's the past week But my take on it is my take on is I never like seeing somebody go through whatever he's going through. I never, I never want to fall. Is it? Yeah. My, my, my take on any time I see a man who is, he obviously loves his family, loves his wife. I don't think he's a bad person. I think that's something broke. I think something happened where he got somewhat are you too much liver. Well, some would argue that happened where he got, uh, someone are you, it's too much liver. Well, some would argue that you don't do, you don't let Netflix just go

willy nilly with you. You know, there's this idea, I'm going to do a documentary, doing a documentary. Did he not have it? Nobody's going to do a documentary and show your good side. Did he have any creative, uh, control over that? Do we, do you only watch the whole doc? You don't have to make them look bad. You said you watch it all, right? Yeah. It makes you look bad because they edit what they want. He was very honest about what he did as a young man. So he said, I worked at GNC.

I figured out that I can get free product by taking receipts and pretending and then selling that. Then he sold drugs. Okay. He was a young guy and he was trying to make money. He was, I think his father never liked him or something, ignored him, he was short. He went through a lot as a kid. And so what I see is a man who spent so much time

trying to be loved, he fell into the trap of the public embrace, where the public will love you. And if you worship that false idol, they're going to tear you up as well. Yeah, because the people that put you on the pedestal, there's just so many people that don't want to tear you down. Well, I would have said to him, as I would have said,

Stop eating. I would have said, Brian, get off the internet. Don't read any comments and take a minute, take a break. You know, you lied about steroids. Okay, it's not like you and I didn't know. You and I were pretty forgiving about it, you know? Figured everybody knew. Yeah, and also people who said they didn't know,

like David Saladino or whatever his name is, who has his business with him, like what? I didn't know, you're a doctor, stop it. You guys are full of shit. Yeah, and it is what it is, but- The whole narrative- I don't care, I also didn't care that he was doing steroids.

I thought he was a really funny character. He was a funny character. A lot of what he actually had to say was- Actually, his message was good. Kind of positive. Healthy. And when he came on the show, he was such a sweetheart. He was just a sweet fucking guy.

Somehow he decided Rogan was the problem, his problem, and was the reason everything went bad, and that's ridiculous. Yeah, that's him not just taking accountability for his own demise. Yeah, that's where I think the break happened, where it was like, what are you doing? You don't want to fight Joe either.

It's never happening. It's never happening. And if it did, it'd be... See, the other thing about people who say, I go crazy, I'm mental. I see red. Yeah, you do that. Go ahead. The liver King just sees red though, bro.

You got to take that into consideration. Well, whenever I hear any guy who's never ever done any training, just go and see what happens when a guy grabs you who's done this and speaks this language and they put their hand over your mouth when you can't breathe. But I've never heard a guy that's worth his salt say, I just see red. All that stuff. So that's, that's a sign saying I can't fight. I don't enjoy seeing, I, I, I don't

enjoy seeing a man like that go through that. It seems like he's getting better though. Right. Jen, have you posted anything? I feel like is he getting better? I hope he's better. Like you might as well pick a fight with the queen of England. Like you're not getting to him, dude. And I, I hope he finds, I hope he finds peace. That's all I care. I don't have anything bad to say about this. He looks better. I think inherently he's a sweet man. I watched that last video. That's all I care. I don't have anything bad to say about this guy. He looks better in these, right? I think inherently he's a sweet man. I really do.

You watched that last video? Yeah, I just think he looks way better. I saw these old thrones and I just kind of laughed. I was like, oh God, you know, kind of a little bit embarrassed. And I thought, oh, you know what? I don't think I made a video today I said I was going to so I better I better deliver on it but it was

Sunday. No he feels pressured. God's day capital G day we did that that was good and so I'm walking by this one this throne old throne and I thought Buffalo is real that's that's legit that's gonna stay but i thought oh my god you know the predecessor me i would have hated me too see i like this version of him i like this version i read some comments today or yesterday. Don't do that. Don't do that. He's losing it a lot. Yeah, that's. This is, says it on my desk, lose yourself. Well, no.

Like when you actually lose yourself though, and you lose the ego, you can't really tell people, you know, cause then it's like, hey, you actually shut my ego, now I'm better. You know, that's the ego talking. So if other people have seen it, well, thank you. Thank you. Or I can also go back to the egomaniac or whatever it is that you'd like to call me.

I can be that too. But I'd like to be more than anything. It's helpful, valuable. I've learned a lot with those gifts of resistance. The emails and the lying. To be so free now.

I think you might find it interesting. In fact, so check this out. These are my weighted vest. This is my work. So I'm good. He seems like he's doing better. I don't really follow. I like hearing him do his best. Does he post more shit like this?

Is that normal for him, Chin? Yeah, I watch a lot of it. Before the manic? He was experimenting with psychedelics. So a lot of times, I think when we saw him, he was having a trip. And I think he was- Was crawling on the ground.

Yeah, he was going, he was taking a lot of mushrooms or something, I think that's what he said. And, but again, like you see this guy and he's just trying to figure it out. And I think he's been through it. I think it was very traumatic for him. I think sometimes too, it's like,

you don't have to share everything. Well, this is what we were talking about. This overshare culture is, it doesn't do you any favors. It just doesn't. But he's, he's trying to work through something, you know, and I think he'll find peace. He seems better. I don't know if it's a overnight fix, but he seems like he's out of the weeds there. Yeah, I just, for me, I just don't like seeing

somebody go through hell and I don't revel in it. I hate it. And no, I stopped paying attention to like his rants and all that. It's like, fuck, this isn't healthy. I just want him to be, I think he's finding peace and I think he will. And I think, I think he has a lot of work to do. I don't, I don't think one video of him being out

of the fucking days, whatever he's going through is the answer, but he has some work to do. Yeah. Yeah. So he's, he seems to be, uh, coming out of it. That's tough. Yeah. It is tough. It is arrested. I think it's arrested.

I'm sure when you got arrested, he's a guy that's gone too far. Well they were like, you can't come to Austin and try to fight, you know, the man with the key to the city. Yeah, and the man wasn't even here. He's in fucking Vegas for the UFC fights, but yeah, figure it out. Yeah. It is what it is. Kyle Kingsbury. Yeah, Kyle Kingsbury. Yeah. He fought, didn't he? Yeah. Yeah. I cornered against him when he fought my boy, Pat Cummings, in the UFC. Kyle's a great guy. Yeah. He's done the, he's done

the psychedelic rabbit hole, Kyle Kingsbury. Yeah, sure. Yeah, when I see liver King, the shit he's going through, I'm like, I don't want to touch that shit. No. No. I think I'm okay, man. Yeah.

But we do have a culture that loves to see people die. This culture loves to see people spin out of control. They want to see them crawling in their own shit and stuff and I fucking hate that about internet culture. About the human. You want to just see somebody go through hell and you want to watch them suffer, fuck off. Like, it says a lot about you. I'm not insinuating somebody.

Agree, yeah, hopefully he gets help. He's not a bad person. He's fucking. He made some mistakes. Yeah, yeah. He built this crazy persona, the liver king. Amazing, hilarious. Something we've never seen. It was creative. Yeah. And there this crazy persona, the liver king. Amazing. Hilarious. Some we've never seen. It was great. Yeah.

And there was a, are you natural? Shut up. If you know anything about the body. Yeah, like his belly button. Of course he's not. Yeah. But seems like he's doing a lot better. Yeah. Yeah. There was a lot of that. There's a record of a man who went through some stuff. Yeah. His face just like so weathered there. Yeah. There was a lot of that. There's a lot. There's a record of, of a man who went through some stuff. Yeah. His face just looks so weathered there. Yeah. But yeah, it's probably going through it and then decide, you know, he feels like his obligation to social media, to share everything. That's all it is. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully this ends well. I hope so. I hope so. But he has a lot of work, dude. I don't think this is a one post type of thing. Unfortunately.

Yeah. Let's take a little break, B. The time has come to get a lot of work, dude. I don't think this is a one post type of thing, unfortunately. Yeah. Let's take a little break, B. The time has come to get some new golf clubs, man. We're out here in Austin. We need golf clubs, dude. PXG, you get fitted for the clubs. Yep. A lot of guys don't get fitted. One of the reasons I don't shoot scratch is I haven't been fitted for my golf clubs.

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Americans are not like on the whole, you know they did these polls really interesting where they polled liberals, people who lean left and people who lean right. And people who lean right almost to like 70% of the people that lean right report being generally happy and only 30% in a lot of polls of liberals say that they're happy. That makes sense. Most of them are miserable.

That makes sense. And a lot of left-wing kids who come up through the college system are taught that their country sucks. Yeah. That there are all these problems. If you focus on just the problems and not what's right, you forget that you're a privileged American. That makes sense. Yeah. So, that's the other issue.

I don't know. Doesn't mean there aren't problems, but. We'll be all right. Yeah. So that's the other issue. I don't know. Doesn't mean there aren't problems, but. We'll be all right. Yeah. I'd like, I'd like some of that hair. That's all. Like some of that hair. It does have good hair.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I'll grow my beard. Maybe I'll grow a ridiculous beard. Can you grow a beard? Yeah, I can grow a beard. Really? Yeah, you look, it's thick.

Really? Oh, easily. It would just make you look so old. It may, I'd be gray and old and it's not a good look. It's like Dariush, if you just got a little hair dye, like rewind, a color dark brown, he would look so much younger. Vanille? Yeah. He's so gray.

Really? Yeah. He's only 32 or 33. Really? I've not seen him. I've not seen that. You don't watch fights this weekend? I watched fights this weekend. I didn't see him. He fought this weekend. He was on the prelims though. No, he was on the main card.

What? Yeah, against McConnell. Really? God damn it. How'd he do against McConnell? He had fights this weekend. I didn't see him fight. He was on the prelims though. No, he was on the main card. What? Yeah, against McConnell. Really? God damn it. How'd he do against McConnell? He fights with you. He won, man.

Oh. That's the one I missed. I saw the one with Van and what's his name? And I watched the- What's his name? Brandon Rodol. Yeah. I mean, and the number one contender, whatever his name is.

Brandon. Yep. And that kid Van that kid, Vans, no joke. And I saw, um, Pantoja and I saw, uh, Topoya. And I think if Van tries to fight Pantoja, it's going to be a different thing, but he's that. I hope he wins. That kid's incredible. His boxing is ridiculous. You almost see what his grappling is like.

Cause I don't think Pantoja is just. He wrestled in high school. Pantoja is a different level of grappling. That's a whole different fight. He wrestled in high school. Pantoja is a different level of grappling. That's a whole different. Yeah. World champion. Yeah. Yeah.

And also his striking is, everything about him is amazing. Yeah. Van can just keep it on the feet, have a chance. Do you guys remember a kid, Yamamoto? Oh yeah. He kind of reminds me of even his stature. Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good reference. Um, yeah, I didn't see the Peyton Talbot fighter that Darius fight. He looked great. Peyton looked great. Hmm.

Douche looked good. Joshua van, Brandon Roy Vowel, fight of the year. I mean, Toporia, Toporia. Um. Unreal. Yeah. It's his timing. Is that what it is?

His power. Yeah. He says he only trains, he trains boxing and wrestling. Doesn't do MMA. He just studies those disciplines and puts them all together. Whatever he's doing, it's working. Yeah. He says he only trains, he trains boxing and wrestling. Doesn't do MMA. He just studies those disciplines and puts them all together. Whatever he's doing, it's working. Yeah. Well, his,

he had a celebration before the fight on Friday. Do you see it? No. It looked like he won. He looks better. Did he post that chin? It's out there. He looks so much better at 55.

He's so thick. Yeah. He's just short. It's going to be a problem. He's short. Yeah. Who's he going to, well, well, I'd like your take on Patty Pimlett. He'll fight Patty in X. That's so thick. Yeah, he's just short. It's gonna be short. Yeah, who's he gonna you? Well, well, I'd like your take on Patty Pimlet. I'll fight Patty next. That's the fight. That's the money-making fight See that see go up chin. I think that's before the fight right there. Yeah, I think it's after Bob

Is that after before no, this is what I go. It's two days ago. So this this is Friday night before the fight Wow, he's so relaxed Celebrates like you won. We've never seen anything like it Wow. Look at that. I've never seen anything like that Wow Look at all this if you didn't know anybody like oh he already Drinks wine while cutting weight Does he yeah red wine? Wow, that Does he? Yep. Red wine. Wow. That's, that's amazing. Yeah.

They said he manifested the wit, his win right here. It's insane, dude. He just is so confident. Just a real deal. Well, we knew that, that Olivera does close distance like that. He steps right into that pocket. And if you're going to fight a dude who's that

good at boxing, who you have to punch down on, who's low like that, it's going to be tough. But I think his timing is what makes him so special. It's his power, man. But timing, his feet, like where his feet are, everything. It's just like those subtle differences. Because O'Leary, Charles was getting off on him,

but he just, good luck. Good luck. And then Charles gets hit. Every fight he gets hit. He always does. He can't get hit by Toporia. No, you can't. What, what, what are you, I think Patty, as, as good an athlete, as good as he is, Patty gets hit too, you know. For sure. And that's, but he's getting a lot better.

Huh? Patty's so young. So big. He's big. He's big. All the guys that Topia is going to fight are bigger than him. Yeah. He's not going to fight with his size. Patty's frame is bigger than Olivero's, I think. Way bigger. What's wrong about 220, sir? Is that true? Yes. Is that true?

It's huge. Okay. But having said all that, I don't care. Your chin is your chin. And I think to pray if he hits even a guy your size, you're going to sleep. I do think it, I don't think Patty's can get starched in the first round. I think we'll see more of a fight, but I, you know, it's going to be a tough

fight for Patty, but that's the fight you make unless you hate money. That's a fight. It's a great road itself. Yeah. You do that in a Spain fucking stadium, dude. Yeah. That fights numbers, dude. Yeah.

Your money's on to Poria. Yeah. But I can see Patty winning. You can. Yeah. How? Uh, rare naked joke, Patty special on the ground. His transitions. He's tough. He gets on your back. You're fucked. Patty's tough, man. He's very tough. And he's young. So even if they did this and

Patty loses all good, Patty be back for the UFC. It's a win-win. So let's say they do fight. That's in Spain's or Wembley stadium, some sold out stadium. Let's say Patty does win. Now you have the face of the UFC. Let's say, to appear ones all good. He's already a star. He's our guy. It's a win-win for the UFC.

The guy who gets fucked is Sarukhin. He's the toughest fight for Topia, but he had a shot against Islam. Makchev didn't make weight. There's that's the number one Cardinal rule. You can't do in the UFC. So now he's, he's going to have to sit out. But stylistically, I would say the best boxer in the UFC by far is Ilya Toporya.

I think as far as a guy who can put his hands on your face, it's Ilya Toporya. At that distance. I don't know if he's the best boxer. I think he's good. JDM Jack's probably better. Now as far as power goes and like, like topier his powers on Godley.

Yeah. Like he touches your fuck. Yes. Joshua Vans boxing is pretty fucking good. Fucking good. Pretty fucking good. But JDM for JDM is boxing. It's fucking good.

Yeah. It's great. Different weight class though. Right. So, yeah, but you said the UFC. Yeah. It's great. Different weight class though, right? Yeah, but you said the UFC. Yeah. I would still say to Poré, I don't know. But then again. Poré's boxing is good.

Holloway's boxing is good. He lit up fucking Max, you know? Yes. Yeah, I don't know. He's got his hands full. It's not like 55 is a cakewalk. There's a lot of challenges there. If I'm the UFC, I go Patty Pimentnack, that's

the big money fight. And then I do Justin Gaethje. That's another legend who likes to bang. And then I do Sorokin because Sorokin is a tough fight. It would, yeah, it's a real tough fight. Just because of his wrestling. Yeah. How's his striking?

It's good. Yeah. Yeah, he's good. But it's his wrestling. Beast. Now, Tupori's wrestling is good too. It comes out of that Georgian system, Russian. He's good. He's doing the same stuff. Yeah. Started when I think eight years old in

Greco. Like he's fucking tough. Yeah. There's no slouch on the ground. No. No. No. So we're going to be dealing with a very different kind of situation. But he's still favored in all three of those fights. All three. Yeah. For now, for now. See, the thing is. Oh yeah. For now. Prisoners of the moment. There are people that are going to make you look human, and like everybody. That's why I like Topiari.

He goes, I'm definitely not untouchable. Like I have holes in my game. That's why I work so hard. He goes, I'm not invisible. He goes, I can definitely be beat. Of course. Which is very, you don't hear that from champs usually. Yeah.

But think about Connor. Like this is, you know, God's gift to the usually yeah, but think about Connor like this is you know I'm God's gift to the fighting game. That's why we love them But I get a sense that to Paris very intelligent high high yes Thank you And then also then also he can learn from Connor like that's a deal with the devil he start chasing money and remember Connor's thing was like kind of the Floyd money Mayweather thing We're wearing Maybach's and fucking yachts and all that shit and Gucci. Topia's not doing all that. He's not doing all the, all that blow and all that

drinking. No. All that party. He's, he's Connor without the darkness. His resume is already better. Yeah. Connor, uh, Connor was already talking smack about Topia. No, he gave him his flowers. He did? Yeah. He wasn't talking shit. Give him his flowers. Connor ain't fighting him. He did yeah, he was talking shit. Give him his flowers. I don't ain't fighting him Kind of ain't coming down fighting him. That'd be a disaster. Yeah, he knows it. Yeah, and it's all good I'm really now. I'm super excited though I'm really excited great. I'm really excited. The whole card was fucking fantastic Duplessi and when is Duplessi fighting comes up? I think that's in August. Let's take a look. I'm really excited about that too. Was that UFC 319?

319 August 16th. Yeah. Yikes. And that's in Chicago. Yeah. That'll be interesting. No, UFC in the summer is fucking spicy. UFC in the summer goes all out.

I watched his highlights of Duke of York and his game of the year. Yeah. That'll be interesting. You'll see in the summers, fucking spicy. You'll see in the summer it goes all out. I watched his highlights of Du Plessis doing jujitsu against, I think some like a school of. Black belts. Yeah. Yeah. And just fucking them all up. Oh yeah.

Yeah. So. Yeah. I like DDP in that fight. You do? Yep. We'll find out though. You do. Yep. We'll find out though.

We'll find out. Some of these guys like DDP have a gas tank. It's just a different gas tank, different lung capacity. You know, see how Homs that does in that third round? That's right. It's a huge middleweight. You're talking about the guy that struggled with Gilbert Burns? Tell him about the guy that struggled with tomorrow's been. Okay.

All right. We'll find out though. Yeah. Well, we'll round four and five. Yeah, dude. Different animal. If he goes that far, the Homs, that's a fucking Typhoon. So you gotta get for DDP.

You gotta get through those first two rounds and not get submitted or knocked out. Yeah. Which I think he's a big fucking sturdy dude. He's a big sturdy monster. I was talking to this being about it and this being I said dude when I saw him standing next year This being 220 and this being goes the fucking guys like Dwarfs me. He's huge and he gets on at 85 and I said that is me I go are his legs skinny and biz being really no hell no somehow. He's able to just suck all that weight

every time Nuts. Yeah that whole card remind me why I love the UFC. That was such a great card Top to bottom for me limbs the main event and that's the only shitty thing about living, Texas That fucking main event came out like 1130 dude sucks So late so late If the cards not as poppin as this it's like a slow card you everyone's falling asleep. Yeah, that's right Did you watch any of the prelims all of them? What happened to Jack Hermansson? He got all fucked up, huh? Knocked the fuck out by Robocop bad and he was out out for a while to

Updates on the broadcast because we thought he was dead. Jesus Christ. It was a bad knock Jesus Christ Well, you know that was like Olivera man. That was an awful knockout. Jesus Christ. Well, you know, that was like, uh, Olivero, man. That was an awful knockout. Yeah, but at least he came to pretty fast. Right. Jack was like, out, out. It was bad. Take some time, bro. Take some fucking time.

Cause I was saying on the shop show with Ilya, like you don't really talk shit. And he has so much respect for Charles and Max Holloway and Volkanovsky. His shit talking for this was like, he said to Charles like, I'm so sorry it has to be you, man. I'm such a fan. He's like, I'm so sorry, man. I respect, I can't believe I have to do this. Oh no. If I'm Charles, I'm like, wait, what? Sorry? I'm so sorry it has to be you, man. First round. Oh fuck. God. Excuse me, sir?

God. But he, sir? God. But he knew, he said Charles is going to close distance on me. That front kick was working in the beginning. That front kick. I would have liked to see more of that front kick from Charles. Yeah. But part of what makes Charles so good is he will stand and bang. And he's really fucking good, unless you're Ilya Taboriev.

I'm so sorry I have to do this. Scary. Scary. So sorry I have to do this. Scary. Scary. So sorry I have to do this. Oh, here's a rose. Fucking dude. Scary. God. Partying the night before, drinking wine, cutting weight.

We just never see anything like it. Fuck. So cool. But also he works so hard. He said, I win the fight in practice. Every guy works hard. Well, he probably works smart. Sometimes you're just working smarter too.

No, it's none of that. I think everyone works just as hard on that list. He's just talent, man. That was in his hands. Although everyone's a freaking freak that you see on that list. Everyone wants their tail off. He just has that X factor, that touch of God.

It hits you. It's over. They're much basically these days trading the same, unless you're just a fucking idiot. Did you watch the Jake Paul? I did not, sir. No, no, no. I have a life. Yeah. No, I didn't watch it. Jake looked pretty good. Yeah. He thought, you watched that and missed some of this? Well, I watched this and I watched some of that and it was good. You saw highlights. I did.

Yeah. Don't lie. I saw highlights. Yeah. But he looked good. He didn't buy that and it was good. You saw highlights. I did. Yeah, don't lie. I saw highlights. Yeah. But he looked good. He didn't buy it. He looked good. He fought a guy who hadn't fought in four years. An on-discipline guy who hadn't fought in four years. I get it.

Like he keeps, you know, and Jake, do your thing, dude. And he keeps pushing the ball down the road a little bit and you make all your money. But Julio Cheva is fucking. I like that he called for, you know, said some words about Ben Askrenren who needs a double lung transplant. Ben got it. Yeah.

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Double lung transplant what the fuck you're we talking about his wife was like you're so fucking crazy five weeks ago This guy's running around. He's 100%. And then from zero to 60. That's that, that, that shit, that septic shit that goes on. It's horrible. Man, oh man. But at least he got the fucking lungs popping. Hope he got the lungs of an athlete, you know? Hope for the guy who was a former athlete.

He's responsive, I guess. Let me see that picture. And his wife was saying, hopefully, hopefully the next response is from Ben. Yeah, it's terrible. But thank God he seems to be doing all right. He has a lot of work to do. Amy said Monday she was hopeful Ben will address his fans and loved one soon.

Joking. Hopefully he will wait until the drugs were off. He's probably super medicated. That's fucking wild dude. Yeah, have you guys ever had friends or family in? Like this kind of situation where they're in surgery Okay, sir It's crazy cuz the drug they put so much drugs in them. They seem like they're they're pretty much dead But then once the drugs wear off, they're like they're back. Oh, yeah

fucking nuts yeah yeah just praying for ben man these are the good guys it's terrible right fucking nuts life man fucking like we're getting to an age right you and i just lost a friend yeah it's pretty terrible this just kind of happens out of nowhere like what are you talking about yeah and he's not just 40 yeah hopefully didn't get like a smoker's lungs or some shit yeah that fucking yeah right you know that that fucking uh staff man it's just sneaks up on you terrible no about chins living here full time now, dude? How do you feel, buddy? You like where you're living?

I kind of do, yeah, but I have to- How far is it from here, Chin? Dude, like eight minutes. Oh, damn, you're close. It's super close. But I mean, I have this ridiculously huge backyard that I'm not gonna use. All right, so-

But I have to, no, but I have to pay for like the mowing, like, by like twice a week. Damn, but- No, I'm sorry, I have to pay for like the mowing like by like twice a week. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. Twice a month. Twice a month. Okay. Maybe you can do some sprints or some yoga.

There's so much room, Brian. Yeah, that's great, man. Get a dog. I know that's, that's one of the reasons why I was like, maybe this is a time to actually get a dog. Yeah. It'd be a good time to get a dog. Yeah.

You're all lonely by yourself and shit. It's going to be a little lonely. Yeah. Get a dog. Wow. You got that big yard and get a dog. Yeah. You're all lonely by yourself and shit. It's going to be a little lonely. Yeah. Get a dog. A while. You got that big yard. Get a dog. You don't like mowing lawns.

I mean, I had to buy a lawnmower. I don't mind mowing, but I don't pay money for it. Okay. You know what I'm saying? But you're paying homeboy. How much? I heard it's like 60 bucks. A month.

For them to come out. A year. What is that? No, every time, every time. So twice, twice a month. 120? Yeah. So that's a, well, there are a lot of things you can get a lot more cheaper than fucking 1400. You know what I'm saying? Get some exercise. Yeah. Things in Texas, like bugs, you got to get a guy who

takes care of the bugs in your yard. There's all kinds of shit. Yeah, you do all sorts of shit. Do you guys see bugs in your, in your house? Oh my God. I told you about the tarantulas. Yeah. All kinds. Do we got a road runner at the house? That little motherfucker. First of all, they're cool. And he just fucks up lizards, whatever, man. Oh yeah. Yeah. I like seeing them around. Oh yeah. A nice road runner. I feel like they're good. We got fox, we got raccoons, deer everywhere. I haven't seen, besides these crazy fucking insects and snakes, I haven't seen anything dangerous. Yeah. I saw a Carter snake. I see deers all the time right by all the time mama dear to follow it here

Oh, but who's eating those deers? So that's a good question now. Those tears are protected apparently Yeah, but somebody there's there's some predator out there. That's gonna fuck. Well, we got mountain lion check out see if they're not Austin there's not not not close not close. They're out there. They're in Texas, but not near Yeah, a lot of a lot of a lot of cat in Texas a lot of we call them cats in the hunting game a lot of cats No cats in the suburbs. I'm out in the it's not like LA where we had about mine See how many how many how many mountain lions are estimated to be in Texas? Well, it's not like I haven't cited in and around Austin, Texas though. They are not commonly seen have been sighted in and around Austin, Texas, though they're not commonly seen. Uh huh. They're prevalent

in Western and Southern Texas. Yeah. They can travel through the Austin area. Sightings though, not always confirmed. Now, now I'll tell you what they do have. What's, what's, what, who the fuck's going to eat those there? They can't just be moseying around with no cares in the world. Listen, they got, you got coyote, you got some coyote. I haven't seen or heard one coyote.

A lot of coyote out here. I don't know if that's true, but I'm going to say there is a lot of coyote. White tailed deer are protected in Austin. It's around here. It legally and intentionally feed deer, blah, blah, blah. One thing I'm excited for is my buddy Steve, who lives here in Austin.

So thankfully I have some friends here. He was telling me like, let's like, when you're settled in, let's go hunting and fishing. And apparently, I thought I needed a license to hunt for some stuff here, but for pigs, you don't need a license, you can just hunt them. Which is dope, I cannot wait to do that. Where's them piggies at?

Everyone says there's a big pig problem. I haven't seen any of them. I haven't seen any piggies. I know, man. And apparently they're all over the place. Ain't seen them. They keep telling me. My buddy Shane, when he's on his helicopter

Yeah, she's he hogs all day long. I don't see no piggies. No, I mean I didn't see one big bunch of dear Bunch of dare. Yeah, but I just hit one. Yeah Same bunch of dear. I know what the fuck's gonna kill those things besides humans gotta get some gotta get gotta get my gun out Shoot some pigs Haven't seen any though. Me and Casey saw a few of these. The little ones. Oh my god, they were so adorable.

They're fucking cute. You know they give off no scent. Yeah, they make no sound. So the mother will have them sit there. It just puts them right there. They don't move. And the predators can't smell them. Bears will eat the shit out of baby deer.

Ain't no bears around here? No bears. Again, what the fuck? Didn't kill that smell them. Bears will eat the shit out of baby. Ain't no bears around here. No, but again, what the fuck's in kill that? I think there are some black bear in Austin, dude. What Austin are you living in? Not in the areas we live in, dude. I think there are bear everywhere. That's like saying there's fucking grizzly bears in LA. Well, let's see if there are any black bear in Austin.

I'm sure in parts of like not remote Austin, like with the mountain lines and shit, but they're, they're not coming around the houses and shit. No, let's see. In Texas, the main predators that killed their deer are mountain lions, coyotes and Bobcat. Oh yeah. A lot of Bobcats. Yeah.

How many seen it's in South Texas. I'm telling you around, there's not shit around us, dude. Wow. We even fair hogs. They kill those. Can you, can you put Austin black bear and Austin? Oh, black bear. Any bit, you know what? Coyotes and mountain lions.

Yep. And Austin, Texas, not in the suburbs though, Bubba, you know, big Austin is I think there are a lot of them out lions. Yep. In Austin, Texas. Not in the suburbs though, Bubba. You know how big Austin is? I think there are a lot of them out there. I wish. Watching you at all times. While beers are not commonly found in Austin, there have been occasionally, that means no.

Yeah. Individual black bears wandering from other areas. Yeah, so they're not here. Looking for mates. Boy, what a good place to be a deer though. Not bad. Better than LA where the fucking not- Right, you die of old ages in deers. I know.

Fuck. Yeah, they seem like it too. They're a little too comfortable when I see them. They don't run, they don't sprint. No. You see a deer in LA, it's fucking see ya cause there's those large coyotes. There's fucking not-

These things are like, they're like cows. They're like a skinny forest cow. Yeah. I ate some elk yesterday. How was it? Very good. Little elk backstrap courtesy of a guy named Tim Kennedy.

That'll do it. Got a lot of game meat. Yeah. What do you got, Jim? Alrighty. There's not a ton of current events, but then Nick actually had a bunch. So I'm going to Jack some of his, but for the

first one, let's check this out. Have you found any good restaurants out here yet? Be a really good sushi. Yeah. There's good sushi. Make sure you have all the money though. Yeah. There's this place called Soto that flies there fishing from Japan. Can't be cheap. It's so expensive, but it was so good.

I was like, I'd like another plate of that place. Anything else? You're not a big barbecue guy are you? Like brisket ribs? So there's a place called Leroy and Lewis. It's the best barbecue I've ever had in my life by far. What's that?

Did I send you that video? No, please don't.ket ribs? So there's a place called Leroy and Louis. It's the best barbecue I've ever had in my life by far. Did I send you that video? No, it's near the airport. It's so fucking good. Airport's too far. It might. So I ate it, I ate with three or four people,

right? And all of a sudden at the same time, almost that's the best pulled pork I've ever had in my life. Uh, I judge every place off it's brisket. Anybody can do pulled pork. So it's the best brisket I've ever had in my life. It's the best cornbread I've ever had in my life. I judge every place off its brisket. Anybody can do pulled. It's the best brisket I've ever had in my life. It's the best cornbread I've ever had in my life.

Interesting. But it's near the airport. Yeah. I need you to go. No, it's too far. I need you to go there. No, there's too much good barbecue closer. Well, it's like 20 minutes away from the airport.

I don't know what that means. You know, I have everything 20 minutes away, right? That's half. See where Leroy and Lewis is from here. Leroy and Lewis? It's the best fucking barbecue. I haven't had bad barbecue here though. Interstellar's supposed to be great if you eat in there. Yes, sir. Okay. It's the best fucking barbecue. I haven't had bad barbecue here though. Interstellar is supposed to be great if you eat in there. Yes sir. Okay. Salt Lick I'll go tomorrow.

Leroy and Lewis. I'm not going to show this to the audience but I'm just going to put it in here. What's that? Because I found this new mechanic at Modern Diesel and I said man what's a good place to eat around here and he took me to that's 35 minutes away. 35 minutes in. Not bad. Not terrible. So good. But I went to, I just went to this little hole in the wall called, I think it's Don's barbecue. Best ribs I've ever had.

Yeah. I knew it was going to be good because there's three older black guys eating there at lunchtime. I went, oh, buddy. And they're eating this, this is going to be fucking tasty. Best potato salad, best fucking ribs. They had a dry rub. You know, with my teeth, I can't eat a lot of barbecue sauce.

Buddy. I know it doesn't look like much. Their fucking ribs are fantastic. I haven't had bad barbecue yet in here. These are the spots that are always awesome. That place was so good. Three minutes from here. Diner.

I had Mexican food. These three women, some of the best Mexican food I had from a food truck. Interesting. And took 20 minutes to prepare. I've had good barbecue out here so far. I can eat brisket every fucking day. Oh, I could eat it right fucking now. Yeah. Yeah, there's something about good barbecue. That's Big Don's right

there. Leroy and Lewis is so good though. I pay attention to I'm a baby about my food, right? I judge most places off of their barbecue sauce. So with brisket, they also have a flat iron there. They call it and it's a leaner brisket. No, fuck that. No, leans, leans for cucks. You eat the lean brisket. Motherfucker. Hold on. You eat lean brisket. Hold on now. Holy shit. No way. You're officially

fucking shit. No, wait, wait. You're officially... No. Fucking shit. Edit that, Chin. Let's take a little break because this episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Look, fiscally responsible, financial geniuses, monetary magicians, these are the things people say about drivers who switch their car insurance to Progressive and save hundreds because Progressive offers discounts for paying in full, owning a home and more.

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I know, everybody says that and I want lean. It's so gay. Oh my. No, wait, let me explain. I hate you. No, no, wait, let me explain. Lean brisket is for such folks. I like the meat. I like the meat.

You know what? Can I get the lean? Hey, get the liberal the lean. Hey, we got a liberal, get the lean. No, no, no. Listen, listen, please. Please, sir. It's Texas.

Hey, we got a guy that likes dicks and lean brisket. I like a little. Lean's never even in the front. It's a flat iron. And they, and they, they give likes dicks and lean breasted. No, I like a little- Lean's never even in the front. It's a flat iron. And they give you an upcharge of the lean because nobody orders it.

No, listen. It's for gays. No, it doesn't mean I'm gay, dude. It just means- You know what? You just lost all credibility. No. What's that place?

I'll never go there. Leroy & Lewis. Oh, I'm out. Outstanding. No, I'm out. No, listen. No, I'm out. Listen, it's got blue cornbread.

No, I don't give a fuck. No, it's all over. No, you lost I'm out. Listen, it's got blue cornbread. No, I don't give a fuck No, it's all over. No, you lost. Okay. It'll get you. It's got a burger that'll knock your dick into the Anyway, gonna bark you or in a burger also gay Dude, you order lean brisket, motherfucker. It's a it's a flat a place off their fatty brisket and their fucking baby back It's a flat iron and it's got some you keep saying flat iron. Yeah You say flat iron one more time, dude. Lean brisket, you fucking cock. No, no, no.

You show up in your Tesla, you order lean brisket, dude. I do, I like a little lean meat. Holy shit. Yeah, sometimes when I go like this, when I eat brisket, I go like this. Ooh, little fatty. Oh, God. I go, ooh, you want my brisket?

That's what I do. Oh, man. I go, do you have any smoked turkey breast? I'm not a real barbecue guy, am I? No, it's not for you. It's all good. Opie's is good. It's close to here, close to the crib. Opie's is great.

Yeah. There's everywhere's fucking good, dude. If you're making barbecue in Texas, it's to fucking- Well Salt Lake's been there for- Yeah, Salt Lake's been right around. But you got Frederick, Salt Lake. They say since 1800 or something. Yeah.

The same pit. Unreal. I wish I had barbecue right now though. Yeah. Interstellar. Where is Interstellar from here? Interstellar's about 30 minutes from here. Yeah.

Also an hour wait. It's a problem. But you can order before. You just got to do it 48 hours before. Yeah, it's a problem's problem, but you can order before you should do it 48 hours before Yeah, it's problem it's a problem but it's the best part you ever have yeah, we haven't had the Ryan Lewis They got some game meat in there sure the barbecue some game meat sure, you know in gaming I do I only fuck with two things a barbecue. I judged everyone off their fatty brisket, their regular brisket, and their, their baby back ribs. Wait, so you like, you like a fatty brisket, not just brisket, regular,

the brisket. Yeah. So we do in Texas, dude. Yeah. That's what we do. You eat lean, dude. That's so LA. Yeah. No, wait, you went to barbecue and worried about the fat. Okay. No, but I had, I had butter on my cornbread. Come on, man. Let me back in, dude. No, you're out, Okay. No, but I had butter on my cornbread. No, man. Come on, man, let me eat back in, dude. No, you're out, dude. No, please listen, hold on. I'm just saying, they got this-

But you've been to Salt Lake a bunch, right? Yeah. Then this Leroy's is better than Salt Lake? Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. I'm not the only person who said it. Four other people went.

I know, but did you all eat the leans and suck each other out, though? No. I'm not the only person who said it. Four other people went. This is the best. I know, did you all eat the liens and suck each other out though? No. No. Did anybody get sweet tea? I don't think so. Yeah, you guys are all healthy cucks, dude.

You gotta get the sweet tea, baby. I didn't know we had to get sweet tea too. Yeah, if you're gonna go, you gotta go. You gotta go. If you're in a whorehouse, you gotta have fun. Yeah, dude. You can't be in a whorehouse and say, is there anybody I can just have a conversation with? Yeah, no, no. I'm trying to If you're in a whorehouse, you gotta have fun. Yeah, dude. You can't be in a whorehouse and say, is there anybody I can just have a conversation with?

Yeah, no, no. I'm trying to have a conversation in a whorehouse? Yeah, or a thick, big ass bitch comes out and you have something leaner? Yeah. Think about that, dude. Is that what I'm doing? You have anything leaner?

Ooh, a little too much on the ass and the old boobies. Do you have anything? I had a friend who said that to me one time. He goes, ooh, no, that's not my type. The scroll is just fucking stacked. He goes, ooh, no, I like a pencil with two boobs. I went, Oh, no, that's not my type. Scrolls just fucking stacked. He goes, Oh, no, I like a pencil with a two two boobs. I went, well, sir, you short is lean beef.

God's brisket. Oh, he literally said I'd like an ass like a 14 year old boy. That's what I like. I was like, well, sir, Frank gay. Yeah. It's all right. Yeah. He likes a skinny girl. What is sketching?

Although my friend once said, I hooked up with a girl, bone thin, but a real perv. And I went, a comic friend of ours, by the way I'm talking, bone thin, but a real perv. I said, well there you go pal, there you go. He was a guy, I'll never forget this, this guy fucking, he goes, hey, come out, come out with me, I don't know how to talk to these girls. You know, I don't know her very well, so he'd make me come out with him on a date. I get out there, and the girl is so sweet

and so fucking smart, but I noticed she was wearing a wig. I know, and I said, my friend's not observational, and I go, she's got a wig, huh? And he goes, he goes, I think she did, yeah. And so I liked her very much because we had a really deep conversation. And I talked to him not one week later, not one week later. And I go, I go, how's that girl?

Do you go out with her? And he goes, she died. Jeez. I'm not kidding. I go, what? She girl? Do you go out with her and you go, she died. I'm not getting, I go, what? She goes, yeah, she died. I guess, you know, she had a thing, some health things going on. I go, did you ask her anything?

She goes, I didn't. You go, no, I didn't. I went, well, fucking, wait up, bring me down, dude. You know, yeah, she died. You know who I'm talking about. Oh yeah, I love him. She died. Yeah, no, you know, listen, you know, these things happen.

Listen. I'm like. Right away, excuse me, sir, she just went away. She was like 30, like come on, bro. That's so, makes me so sad. She died. She died. It keeps going.

It keeps just fucking wrong. Anyway, yeah, what are you gonna do? All right, well, I don't know what I'm gonna do. I love him. Oh. What else you got, Jen? Okay, have you gonna do? All right. Well, I don't know what I'm gonna do. I love him. Oh What else you got Jen? Okay. Have you seen this? Can you guys answer this equation? So 2 plus 2 times 2? Yeah, it'd be 8. It'd be 8 Fine answer? 4 times 2 is 8

No, 2 plus 2 is 4 times 2 is 8 4 times 2 is 8. Are we missing something here? Yeah. Wait 2 plus 2 is 4 times 2. Is 8. 4 times 2 is 8. Are we missing something here? Yeah. Wait, 2 plus 2, 2 plus 2 is 4. Times 2. 2 plus 2.

Is it 4 times 2? No, that'd be 4 times 4, 16. Try it on your calculators right now on your phone and see what happens. Is it 16? 2, 4. Nope. What you said 16 to plus two. I missed it.

Something's because it's four times two in it. Most people would agree with you, but it's six. Yeah. Why is it six? Because you have to do multiplication before you do addition or subtraction. Oh, so two times two is four. Plus two.

Plus two is six. Oh, wow. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. I totally forgot about this as well. Is this people just getting it wrong? Yeah.

Because I mean, obviously most people would just be like two plus two is four. Four times two is eight. So the more you know, Chen, thank you for that. You're welcome. This is four. Four times two is eight. So the more you know, Chen, thank you for that. You're welcome. This is horrible. What's up, Bar? I'm just trying to do it with widgets. Oh, I have two and I have two. I put those together. I have now four. Then I double that. That would be eight. So I'm so confused. Wait, terrifying hot air balloon accident kills eight people in Brazil? Yeah.

I don't fuck with those, man. That's the thing I wanted to bring up too, like I don't fuck with those. Have you ever, have either of you ever done a hot air balloon ride? No, and I remember I had my baby when my child was born, my first baby was born, Stella. Um, my, my, my wife and I were in Napa, and she said, let's take a hot air balloon ride.

And I said, no, because we'll both die and then nobody will raise our kids. And it's not happening. Hey, so they die from it crashing the ground or they die in the year. I'll tell you what happened. What'd you say? It popped it. See, it's fire. Oh, that would do it.

So they burned it down. Burned and impacted survived down. And impact too. He survived though, right? Yeah. How many died? So eight people, no, no, so eight people have died in the hot air balloon. Oh.

There were 21 people on board. Oh, geez. The balloons in the city, blah, blah, blah. 13 people including- That guy looks like he was in the balloon. He does have a- He might be the survivor. Look at his face.

So 13 people, including the pilot survived. Yeah. I don't fuck with any of that, man. That guy looks like he survived it. Yes. He looks like he's still scared. Look at his eyes. Let me see what he says. You can tell he would just went through hell. Look at his eyes.

I don't think he's not doing well. Yeah. Absolutely terrifying. Thank you for that, right? Yeah, his crazy eyes. That's terrible. No, he's not the guy. He just has weird eyes. Now, yeah, I have no interest.

I don't want to plummet from the sky. Yeah. This is Ilya Toporya's son. He's so cute. So cute. So cute. So sick. They look just like identical. Yeah, Ilya is just a true winner.

He's greatness. Yes. Well, Brennan. You gotta take a break, dude. I'm gonna slap you, man. Well, Brennan, let's take a little break. You know, the only thing, the only day I'm not wearing too classic is- The Lord's Day. There are no days. It's the a little break. You know, the only thing, the only day I'm not wearing too classic is-

The Lord's Day. There are no days. It's the Lord's Day. Even then I'm wearing too classic right now. You don't see it on my body. Well, I'm wearing the underwear. Oh. Okay. Yeah.

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Could have been three as a pursuit of this could have been three separate. But it wasn't three separate. I don't go with what happened in the case. Honey, or oh, my God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that that. We'm sorry. I'm sorry. Rewind it to it, I missed it. This could have been three separate. Okay, but it wasn't three separate. Let's go with what happened in the case. Honey, or oh my god I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know what to say to that. I apologize. Okay, go ahead. The question here is what happened,

I'm sorry, I've just been totally thrown by my mistake. I can imagine. I'm a little thrown by that also, if I'm being honest. All right. Hey, you can take it easy too. It was a slip of the tongue. Go ahead. You've only got a minute and seven seconds left. The, Hey, you can take it easy to it was a slip of the tongue. Go ahead. Honey.

Question here. This guy's so fucked. He's like, look at her picture. She and the other guy. Is that Charles Manson? Yeah. Jesus Christ. They take it easy on the eyes. Also take it easy on everything. Like it's fine. He made a mistake. She was, I'm a little thrown too. He called me honey. I know life is tough. Take it. Like it's fine. He made a mistake. She was, I'm a little thrown too. You called me honey. I know life is tough.

Take it. Talk to Afghani. What if he was like, I'm a little off. That's why I talk to bitches. Anyways. I mean, you know, fucking everybody's too sensitive. Oh, have you seen this one? The Cobra Kai guy, Cobra Kai guy, uh, biting his coworker, uh, co actresses arm during

like a convention. Like actually better trouble, I guess. Let me see. biting his co-work co-actresses arm during like a convention like actually better in trouble I guess let me see he's like actually biting her yeah like takes a bite out of crime bite that guy looks like a biter that's what everyone says that's why I'm not yeah he looks like a bad I worked with I know a couple biters yeah right looks like a better oh yeah your teeth though man yeah by my kids all the time. I'm cuddling him. I'm gonna bite her myself. Oh He bites her hard is he in trouble now

Uh, she didn't press any charges or anything, but she just charges. He wants to bit the shit out of her Is there any video of them biting? No. No, not the actual This is what the fuck we're doing villain from the karate kid movies and also Koba Kai. These are confronting him afterwards from that officer. And you're going to hear Martin Cole sort of try to explain what he did. Alicia and have it. I'm sure you could get something like that. But I'm telling you, I really got it.

You got it. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me.

You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me.

You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. You yelled at me. I'm very sincerely sorry that not only did I get angry, but that I... You have working moms in my arms. Do you want me to hit you too? The only reason I don't show is because you are a senior citizen and I respect the elderly. I would not cross that line, but trust me, if you were 50, I would have got you. Wow, you would have earned it. Wow. Wow. So what happened?

Did she know why did he bite her? They were at a convention. Right. And I guess he said he was just playfully like messing around with her and just bitter. Well, and she's a little too. She's also like trying. She's a little. She's kind of an asshole too.

Then she's like, you're lucky if you're 50, you do what? Yeah. And also like she's kind of a shithead too. It's like he bitter. She called the cops Yeah, this is these this is these women who are raised to believe men hate them and that they hate men and it's like her Making a stand and all that stuff like TMZ broke the news Coast guard biting her arm so hard at the thing He nearly broke skin, but didn't and then allegedly kissed her arm when she yelled out in pain. She's an asshole.

That's all being chose not to press. All right, buddy cam from the Calabas response. She was always he was doing it playfully and she had to create a huge incident about it. So I don't I don't like her. No, I mean old guys bite man. Old guys bite.

Old guys bite. But also have a little like, yeah. Also, come on. She's just making. Hey, also, did it hurt that bad? Yeah, people like this, they just need attention in any way possible. She wants to be part of something.

She seems like such an unforgiving asshole. Like, shut up. Old guys bite, man. It's so narcissistic, though, just for a second. Everyone knows old guys bite. It's so narcissistic though, just for a second. Everyone knows old guys bite. It's so narcissistic that you have to call the cops and make this huge thing about it. Like you're gonna just talk to them.

How dare you, sir. Yeah, like, oh God, what yourself, righteous bullshit. If you were 50, I would deck you. Fucking narcissist. It's like you could deck that old man, but if you decide to unleash on your face. He's a big guy, by the way. Sure.

She sucks. She's awful. Alrighty. Don't bite, but also. Old guys bite. Old guys bite. We all know this dude. Old guys bite.

I see an old guy, I'm like, oof, he's gonna bite. That guy's a biter. He's a biter. You gotta watch your Ps and Qs around old people, man. They bite, dude. I mean, you know, how dare you? Like the world has to stop. The women in the world are so oppressed starting with me living in this Western Country as an actor. Yeah, fuck that like yeah. I'll bite you right now. Hey, I know I'll bite you you try

Hard if you try to buy me, you know what I would do. I would crush your fucking teeth. That'd be fun I need new teeth. Hey, but I was watching a show, Mortician. My wife was like, you're a piece of shit in the show. Mortician. It's about a, uh, uh, mortuary in Pasadena. You've driven by it. I'm sure. And he took it over for his father and he was responsible for cremations. Right. And he's like, well, I can only do one body? Like, yeah, it takes about two hours to burn the body and then you have to let it cool for an hour. He's like, well, I'm trying to make money.

I'm just going to toss in 15 bodies at a time. And then the ashes, it's never completely 100% someone's ashes. He's like, because nobody in the world can clean it enough. So when you get your ashes, there's a whole mix of shit in there. He's like, but as long as you think it's their ashes, you're good.

So he started putting 15 out of time, making bank. He went to prison for 25 years to life once people found out. 25 years to life? And Joanna was like, you believe this? I'm like, I just see a businessman. I don't, because he was like, come on. 25 to life.

He was like, I'm burning one body for 100, whatever it was, $150, I'm burning one body for a hundred, whatever it was $150. I maybe get six in a day or I can just, was 15 out of time, sometimes 30, if I wreck the bodies, fit them in and just burn them all at once. The ashes are going to be diluted no matter what. And I'll say, I can't believe you went to prison over this. And she was like, imagine if it was me.

I went, there's already gonna be a mix in there. He's a businessman. Well, he, I guess. Now he did start stealing. He started stealing the jewelry from the dead bodies, which is frowned upon. There's fraud, right? And he stole dead bodies.

The person's dead, that's his whole team. 25 to life though? That's right, now he got out in 10 for good behavior. Yeah, 10's a long time. He bit a little bit. He bit a little bit. 10? bit ten like I give him give me here I here's a long time a year's a long 25 years the life ridiculous They were already dead. He just was me. That's what he was saying

He was he was out here anywhere you take your the body be cremated Nobody in the world cleans it well enough where there's not other people's ashes in there So I was like fuck it if it's very diluted,, I'm just going to toss 15 bodies in at a time. It's saving money. And then my wife was like, well, what if it was your dad? I'm like, he's dead. I mean, I don't want him stealing his watch. That's probably frowned upon, but yeah, I gotta get my money back for that.

Your shit, your life. That's silly. Is that not a little hefty? Am I way off on this? I don't think you're off on that. Chin, you have a problem with it? 25 years excessive. Do you think you should, don't think you're off on that at all. Chen, you have a problem with it? 25 years is excessive. Do you think you should be against the law?

Well, so here's the thing. Like if the three of us die. So if you pay for services rendered, and the services are I want my dad's ashes, that doesn't mean I want somebody else's dad's ashes. I want my dad's ashes. So in that sense, you breached a contract. You lied.

You lied. But in small print, you said, hey, we can't control how many ashes are in there. Some of them are your dad's. Whatever the case. Majority might be your dad. But you basically lied. I gave you, I gave, there's some of your dad's ashes

in there, right? That's what he's saying. He's saying some of your loved ones in there. So that's one charge, which wouldn't be a jail sentence actually, typically. Frog. And then you stole jewelry. That's where he gets, that's found a part. But that's one charge, which wouldn't be a jail sentence, actually, typically. Fraud. And then you stole jewelry. That's where he gets, that's found.

But that's also called theft. It's called grand larceny or whatever, but it's not too much of a fact. And then he also cut up the bodies to fit more in there. Like it's a little dicey. But also the body's dead. So that's mishandling a corpse. Yes, that's also.

That's actually not in some states, even. It's a felony in California. But if you're burning the body anyway, there's a little, like, come on. That's what he said. A lot of people would say, bullshit, man, the body anyway, there's like, come on. That's what he said. A lot of people would say, bullshit, man. The body's already gonna be burned. But he would say, he was like,

some people pay me to do the ashes and then put them over the side in the ocean. He goes, you're not the only one. So I'm tossing your dad's body, somebody's aunt's body. It's all going to the bottom of the ocean. It's not his job to care about that. Yeah. And be sentimental about it.

That's what I said. It's my job to be sentimental. That's what I said. But also. But again, if you pass away, you know, any day now, if you pass away and I burn your ashes. Yeah. Like to me, it's important to your ashes. I don't give a fuck if it's 100% Brian Cowan.

I mean. Actually, I can't tell the difference. But you and I aren't the most sentimental people. So. Well, of course, Google's gonna tell you that, Chin I told you, quit using that shit a long time ago. No, I'm just, yeah. Obviously it's not supposed to be mixed with other stuff, but I mean, There's nothing you can do.

Yeah. I think this is silly. 25 years to life. That's crazy. You got out on 10 though, good behavior, a bit a little bit. 10's way too long. Way too long. 10 years? He's out.

You miss your kid's life. Shut up. You started doing some shady shit, but yeah, shady shit is one thing, but what's this? Jen, this is a Kodak black. You guys remember this rapper, right? Yeah. We all didn't like him. My friend, my friend is his lawyer.

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Did he vert it comes out today? I think. Sounds like he's probably going to get off. Well, I think this, this, I think the charge of sex trafficking when they were getting paid ten grand to fuck and Sometimes he wasn't even there. He was a wild boy. Yeah, but but you can't like what do you mean sex trafficking? These were adults consenting adults. He's gonna get out and he's gonna go on a whole redemption tour I guarantee does it look like he's gonna beat the charges

Yeah, cuz the government draw I didn't I tell you remember I said three cases Do you remember when I said a tearing racketeering. All this stuff, I was like, this isn't making sense. No, not ever, and I'm not defending Diddy, terrible fucking person. But when you look at the actual evidence, you're like, what's here? I said this from day one, I was like, I don't see where the sex trafficking comes in,

because that's against their will. These people came in and got paid a lot of money, including, you know, everybody got paid. Everyone, in some facet. And everybody was fucking, everybody was fucking, everybody went to those parties, everybody was into that lifestyle, everybody got paid. Everyone. And everybody was fucking. Everybody was fucking. Everybody went to those parties. Everybody was in, into that lifestyle. Everybody was doing the drugs.

My thing is why did they go after him? Isn't that weird? Who went after him? I think that the, I think that the idea was we're going to get something on, there's a case here where we might see some police involvement, where he had somebody on his payroll, where there was racketeering. None of that came out either. I told you. I saw it and I was like, I don't think

they were, they were lining up all the baby oil. That didn't make sense. And I was like. When they raided his house and you just see the baby oil, it's like, okay. Did I tell you that my friend who, like the guy who always comes to my show when I'm in Denver, used to cook for me. Uh, I won't say his name.

He was Diddy's personal chef for four years and was in that house until four in the morning. And I said, what did you see? He goes, dude, I'm just telling you, I didn't see anything and I was there for four years. And I go, well, where the fuck was it going? I goes, maybe when I left, but it was, I was there sometimes until four in the morning.

I never saw a damn thing. It was, I cooked for them. I was their cook. He was their chef. So. Yeah, I wonder if he gets off. I don't think people four in the morning. I never saw a damn thing. It was I cooked for them. I was their cook. He was their chef. So. I wonder if he gets off. I don't think people are gonna be mad either. He's public enemy number one

because of what he did to Cassie and he should be. He's a piece of shit. But I think there's a very good chance he gets off too. Because what are you, what are the charges? And the jury's eight men and four women. And the jury's eight men and four women.

One jury may not follow directions, what? Instructions? Yeah, I wonder if he gets off. So what were the, the main thing is what, sex trafficking? He accused the government of putting on a show to target a wealthy celebrity. Well, that is what the government does a lot of times. Yeah. The government is, you know, you get, you get a distraction from something else when

they do consensual sexual lifestyle. Everybody was fucking and getting freaky and Cassie's rent was mortgages paid. Well yeah, she got caught up in some weird whirlwind here, some crazy fucked up toxic whirlwind, but you know, sex trafficking, but he's, he's not being, yeah. Right. Transportation to engage in prostitution. He didn't.

Dude. And he, he, you have to do 12 out of 12, right? I think so. Even if there's one dude, he's going to get off. I bet you he gets off. For me, I'm, I'm for me, I, as much as I dislike this fucking guy, I'm still gonna go, hold on. Did anybody, was there a gun in somebody's head

making them have sex with somebody against their will? No, they all got paid like $10,000 and stuff. They came in several times, many times. And I saw one of the arguments said, who would want to get pissed in their mouth? I'm like, you don't know, have you ever met some of these freaks? Wait a minute. I know it sounds bad in the public court, one of the arguments said who would want to get pissed in their mouth? I'm like, you don't have even met some of these freaks.

I know it sounds bad in the public court, but some people like getting pissed in their mouth. There are some, there are some, and now all of a sudden he's the worst pisser. Look, this guy, um, the bottom line is I think that Cassie actually arranged some of it on her own. Is that what I hear? I didn't follow this too closely. Where, Where is the personal responsibility for everybody involved is what I'm saying. Everyone's a victim. We'll see what happens. Life in prison. Okey dokey. Well, let's see, but it's going to be deliberated today. Today goes down. Yeah, I guess it depends how long the jury takes I don't know

Is that it chin Yeah, the only thing that I was gonna show you was hold on. Let's look at this real quick Yeah, so comes closing arguments. So it should be today then Well, but you need the jury to decide so, you know, sometimes they take two weeks sometimes they can take hours The lady has crazy eyes Yeah, it's gonna be interesting This is just weird. So we're talking about Kodak Black. He signed this fans t-shirt for around five minutes She had big titties or something. She's she

She's a big girl But anyways it goes on for almost five minutes. He's like writing a book on it. Oh damn. He's writing all over it. She's like, okay, thank you. Okay. Two minutes.

She's like, okay, thank you. Thank you so much. Okay. Thank you. That's kind of cool though, that he took that much time for a fan. Yeah. That's cool. Awkward a little bit.

Yeah. That's it. That's it. I'd be here in Brae, California, this Saturday, fan. Yeah, that's cool. Awkward a little bit. Yeah. That's it. That's it. I'd be here in Bray, California. This Saturday, buddy. When you fly out on the fourth. Come get some everybody. On the fourth. On the fourth. Fuck dude. Yeah. Come back on the sixth. There it is. San Diego, mic drop. August 22nd and 23rd. Let's go. That should be fun. And then Charlotte, North Carolina, September 19 and 20. All right kids, Drive Fast All Gas, July 4th sale is going on.

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