The Fighter & The Kid - Ya Suck Tongues B? | TFATK Ep. 885

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Starting point is 00:01:10 at Skank Fest. That is September 29th through October 1st. I'm actually excited about hanging with those guys and doing it. Big J's special, we were talking about it again. You haven't seen it, I'm telling you, you got to watch it. It's so funny.

Starting point is 00:01:23 And you watch specials, I don't watch a ton of specials, but Big J's the other day was on. He's gives, it was retweeted so many times like Twitter feed, I was like, I hate, let me just fucking, I'm brushing my teeth, dude. It's so good. Well, he's, it's funny.

Starting point is 00:01:39 Yeah, I'm telling you, they name him better special this year. Oh wait, Chris Rocks, I haven't closed. What I did today is after watching out of Sanio pull off that heroic event, I was like, I got inspired. And I jacked it hard to him. I just woke off course, but I woke up.

Starting point is 00:01:54 And I was like, you know, time for me to be a champion, but then, I told you with my help, you could get knocked out. I could get knocked out. The problem is that I'm gonna be a champion. I don't know how to apply that heroically. It's like that Rowe Jr. that rose to junior, you know, he's 18.

Starting point is 00:02:11 And he was like, I'm gonna be champion under a year. There's nothing wrong with that. Because everybody who gets to the UFC thinks of me world champion. That's why you get to the UFC. You're just a kid though. But the people around him should go, hey, I wish somebody did to me.

Starting point is 00:02:22 Right. After my second pro fight, Luke Thomas, that's how I met Luke Thomas. He's interviewing me, he goes, what's next, should go, hey, I wish somebody did to me. After my second pro fight, Luke Thomas, that's how I met Luke Thomas, he's interviewing me, he goes, what's next, I go, Josh Barnett, Frank Mare, and he goes, interesting. And off camera, he was like, hey dude, you got it, like you're, yeah, you're a comfortable store. Let's chill.

Starting point is 00:02:39 Like Luke was that guy, he was like, let's chill. Like, let's, like, no, let's get to the top. Luke Thomas is great. The best, yeah. Smart. But so for Rosa Jr., like this team should be like, we's chill. My coach like, no, let's get to the top. This is great. The best. Yeah. Smart. But so for Rosa Jr. like this team should be like, we love the confidence. This is fantastic.

Starting point is 00:02:50 Chill. He should be immune to the off seat. He's too young. He's 18. 18. You can see how talented he is. No, Max. Remember Max Lollay came with his 18, 18, 19 I think.

Starting point is 00:03:01 He's championed by I think 20. Yeah. So there's the exception, but then I don't don't rule by the exception No, the yeah, because also people are so good now. They're doing everything right. He's good, too, but he is striking is no weird near a professional level Little on a UFC Contender like I didn't know that I can't see that no we're near. He I think he threw 18 punches to all in 15 minutes,

Starting point is 00:03:26 three of them landed. Yeah. And then his grappling, it's not like he's an outlier, like a Bryce Mitchell or a Cabee or Bonaigle. So if that's your thing, you better be so exceptional at it in order to get over the hump of the other strikers, but he's not there yet. And it's all good, dude.

Starting point is 00:03:44 You're 18. It's all good, dude. You're 18. It's all good. Yes. Time to just develop. Two years. But you at 64 years old, we teach you some wrestling? Yeah, well, now don't say team.

Starting point is 00:03:54 Let me find out one 15. Brush up on my wrestling and add to my, already, I forget your wrestling high school. Dude, we just dust off the old, singlet, wrist control, I now relax. I'll get you, I take your back, I can crab ride, I do a lot of shit. That fight companion, that fight,

Starting point is 00:04:08 the KELOLS fight companion, I was laughing so hard. Driving home, I was laughing, that's Sam. This morning I woke up laughing at Sam. I like Izzy's tattoos. It's just, we're just all, it's his loves. It was fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. It's serious, it's serious, he goes,

Starting point is 00:04:24 God, I love Iz these tattoos and then it's 30 seconds of silence which is usually frowned upon on a silence Yeah, I have the clip to you have the clip. Yeah, it's so fucking funny. It's very funny Because it was makes it funny as Sam is so sincere Yeah, Sam's a high level because it was made to funny is Sam is so sincere. Well, Sam is also my friend. Oh, I love those tattoos. Yeah, Sam's a high level.

Starting point is 00:04:49 He's a high level. Oh. Oh. Just dead silence. Yeah, Sam's the best, man. I think if I thought you have Sam had to suck down a 115 and that's what's annoying to me. 115 fight females, yes.

Starting point is 00:05:04 Yeah, that's what annoys me because I'm looking at Cheeto and I'm like, is that's the thing? See, this is what I'm talking about. What about, what about slap fight league? Slap fight league, I don't have. I feel like we need to deal with that. No, I don't have the face for it. Place for it.

Starting point is 00:05:19 I'll fix my hair there. That's right. Dude, I love Isis tattoos are so awesome. Look at everyone. He's silent. Right, I love is these tattoos are so awesome look at everyone I didn't really matter How much you don't like hanging with all of us with no problems? I couldn't see any. That felt like the gist of the show.

Starting point is 00:05:48 I didn't know it was through. Without sounding racist, I had nothing else to do. I was like, you look cool. I was like, I can't see him. I'm like a big wood road ahead of his mind. The yellow heart's Sam's laughing. That's the heart's everything Sam's laughing. It's very very, it's very strange.

Starting point is 00:06:01 It's just, I'm just missing the bow here. It came from Sam's soul. Yeah, man, Cheater was like back in the fight. You guys were dying. By the way, look at Barras, like the red. You can say I'm just the loud way. I'm really, really loud. Yeah, the reason I'd Cheater fits in so well is because he's not trying to

Starting point is 00:06:26 One up guys, you know, he knows there's Symphony there and he's not trying to jump in with the fucking trombone. He's great. That's why he's great. That guy's funny himself. He's smart, funny, special. Love Cheeto. Yeah, he's awesome. Yeah, you said I'll feel like they guys are gonna do big things outside the act I'm like 100% that's why when I'm not doing shade on, I'm hopefully they didn't come off like that. But when he's like, yeah, hopefully, when I'm done fighting, I went open up a coffee shop. I'm like, yeah, coffee franchise. I would set your goal a little higher, my man.

Starting point is 00:06:54 We'd open one right now, daddy. He's one of those guys. He's gonna be successful at anything. He touches. Everyone loves Chido. He's such a good person. Everyone fucking. He's just smart and funny.

Starting point is 00:07:03 Confident. Really? Yeah. He likes that danger too, like he was saying. He goes, if there was something out there you. Just smart and funny, confident. Really? Yeah. Like that danger too, like he was saying, he goes, if there was something out there that was dangerous, I'm doing it. Like that's just a mindset. Some people just have that daredevil mindset.

Starting point is 00:07:13 That would not be me. I'm a cautious fella. Because you're behind the boys, right? And you get your lips raised. Kitty Cat. Because after the fight, he's sownin' an off. Well, I was wrong about Izzy, wasn't I? Well, my heart wanted Izzy,

Starting point is 00:07:25 so I couched it in that way. No, if your heart wants it, you can put money on the, on the, his opponent piece of shit. Wow. Nobody's ever done what he did. It's important to realize that no one, no one has ever lost three in a row and come back.

Starting point is 00:07:39 I just wanna show you this, just so people know I'm not bullshitting here. Let me show you this So I was so confident Izzy gonna finish This is Izzy to get it done under two rounds via knockout Thousand paced ten grand We're going to sizzle damn Damn, you made some money. What are you, but the point is,

Starting point is 00:08:07 I'm not about the money, the point is is that you just knew. I just, cause I was with you, kind of when you took Izzy to be honest with you, I thought you were doing it to be theatrical and I thought you were doing it because you love Izzy. Like I thought I was like, okay, he's, he's good. I am bias, I do pretend, I like, I have a relationship with, I do always ride hard for it.

Starting point is 00:08:24 But this one, like if you just look at the tape and you have any sort of background fighting guy, and if Izzy just tweaks a few, I know he's O and three, but if he just tweaks a few things there, especially in MMA, there's no reason he shouldn't beat this guy. Now to assume he was gonna knock him out, little far fetch, but also in that first fight,

Starting point is 00:08:43 10 more seconds that fights over in the first round. Yes. So is he, it comes from the great camp, probably the best camp. Hands up, that's good. Yeah, definitely argued. So his team having to be able to watch that footage, realizing he was up on the score cards,

Starting point is 00:08:57 almost got to finish, due to pull off the rope, but don't. Do you think he pulled the rope but don't off because his leg was getting such a beating? Or was that that I'm gonna Bring him in like he did last time. Yeah, the game plan catch catch bang bang. Yeah, the game plan was get Alex Peer to open up throw multiple combo shots to open up for the knockout and that was beautiful You could see him literally roll roll like what is he doing? Wow, yes, I'm just tight because if there's a certain

Starting point is 00:09:23 Distance there where it appears the most Danish man in the world. But when he's in real tight like that, then is he can just come down? Yeah. That was so amazing. And also very risky. Very risky. But that heavy-lice ground?

Starting point is 00:09:35 That's heavy-lice ground, that's why he's a champion. And that's why he is going to go down as the goat or one of the goats. Sure, I think he could lay when we go out now if he wanted to. Overall? Oh, Sure, I think you could label the goat now if you wanted to. Overall? No, I'm saying the middleweight goat. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:50 Over at Anderson's reign. What about Anderson and him in their prime? That's tough. It is tough. Is he face tougher competition? It's just, but that's not a knock. That's why Grace Wal-Time is stupid to talk about. Izzy's the greatest mental weight of all time

Starting point is 00:10:09 in current times, but back then, Anna Silva was by far bar none the Grace Wal-Time. And then also, the only knock here too, I hate to do it. Anna has some PD issues. So there's that mark on them. The level of competition for Izzy's a little higher. Also, Anderson Silva lost to Chris Widen. Never got the bell back. Izzy lost and it's on her to not only to get the belt back, but he knocked the dude on conscious.

Starting point is 00:10:38 And not to mention, the reason Alcspere was there is because Izzy was so dominant. Not only has he beat the guy, every guy from one to five in the middleweight division, he's beat most of them twice, convincingly twice. So that to go, what are we gonna do? Oh, there's that guy who beat him in the kickboxing. Hey, you doing MMA? Yeah, just took one. Dude, get one more, we're assigning the UFC.

Starting point is 00:11:00 They fucking zip line this giant Brazilian monster to the front of the row and Is he's like this can't earn it like nobody beat Sean Strickland is he's like who gives a fuck you see like we do You need a competition and rightfully so because they made a ton of money That's right so they they be lined this and it's not because now could he beat anybody at the top 10 Maybe I'm not gonna shame the guy coming off the loss, but they've been way tougher fights for him. No, he gets to skip all that just to get to Izzy, because Izzy's so dominant. Then he beats Izzy, because Izzy's Achilles heel.

Starting point is 00:11:33 Izzy's O and three. You'll fuck. And O and three. Knocked out all three times, I believe. No, no, no. No, lost one decision to knock out. Yes, to knock out. To knock out is huge though.

Starting point is 00:11:43 Awful. Awful dude. So he's your Achilles heel. He's the worst matchup. You beat everyone so bad. They think you'll find a guy who would prefer a kickbox or to fight you and get him to the fucking Claire pass line at the airport to get to you.

Starting point is 00:11:57 I don't think people really like it. And they do it. He loses. And then he knocks them out. I don't think people realize what a knockout does to you psychologically too. Somebody knocked you out twice. You feel that so deeply.

Starting point is 00:12:09 That's like terrifying. But the one in the past is whatever in kickboxing. The recent one in MMA. It's insane. Now granted, it was a TKO, not a knockout. Yeah, it was totally stoppage, but still. Still, and the problem is, you're getting that power. You're getting that power.

Starting point is 00:12:22 You're getting that guy all he can handle for four and a half rounds, and then he was still able to win. You're like, what. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power.

Starting point is 00:12:31 You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power.

Starting point is 00:12:39 You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that power. You're getting that new to MMA, people forget. Now here's what I think. That's, yeah, here's what I think. And he's gonna, here's the thing.

Starting point is 00:12:49 Alex Piera, I like the guy. He's a really good guy too. Dude, he's gonna dominate it, light heavyweight. Duh, duh, duh, duh, triple D. Does, he does have. Triple D like your mom's tits. That Uncle I have guys, a wrestler, and that might be a problem.

Starting point is 00:13:03 Don't be a party pooper. Mark and Matt, and Collab, not in this party. No? John, maybe if you want, but Uncle I have, you just want to wrestle, you can't get in the club, dude. This is a striker's only club. Okay, all right, all right. What are you trying to do, dude?

Starting point is 00:13:19 I'm just saying, this is a party where we, we, in order to get in, you gotta be a pay-per-view sell. Well, you get so, so, so you you keep Monkola have a way from you. Go to heavyweight, Uncle. What? You're busy, no good here. Are they not gonna give it a fight? No.

Starting point is 00:13:34 They don't want Monkola have involved. No, no. They want to keep it at Stryker's division. Correct. Jamal Hill Stryker. Yeah. Racket Stryker. Racket Stryker.

Starting point is 00:13:41 Hands full with you, no. What'd you say? Jamal Hill's gonna have his hands full with you. Without spear? With the Aztec warrior Yeah, oh, yeah, he all that's why I'm saying he's gonna he's now he had really good success especially the experience at middleweight at light Everybody's not come that way and that chin holds up. Oh good luck to everybody good luck now, okay So we'll do yeah, I'm not to mention my government. I'm sorry, Ryan. I'm not to mention him.

Starting point is 00:14:06 He's, dude, retired. You're in, we got Jan. We got Jan. You got Jan. You got Jan, boy. You have to do this. You love wrestling, right? He's a guest.

Starting point is 00:14:14 I love the wrestle. Cool. You're out. So we got a release here. Here's your walking paper. Yeah. But Yuri, Yuri, Pira, the poster alone. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:22 We'll get me to make some socks extra crunchy. Yeah. It's exciting me to make some socks extra crunchy. Yeah It's exciting. It's exciting because Yiri is gonna be striking with him and Yiri does that karate stuff He does all sorts of watches. Yeah, just the poster alone Here is gonna be a nightmare for a lot of those guys. Yeah, cuz he's gonna be he's gonna be dicing your lower leg Mahills gonna be good. Yeah, Jamal Hills fun up there. Yeah, I'll experience that bell I can see rotating but it'd be hard press again if we cut mug a man, right? I hate to do a stuff. Yeah, we release him. We got Nikita Kreeloff. Doesn't he do a lot of no Okay, yeah Johnny Walker see everybody else down for the party. It reals. We're dancing to hip hop I was doing my man wants to dance classical this ain't hey, we're gonna you know what we're gonna send you belt. Yeah, hey to do this to you

Starting point is 00:15:06 You gotta get a belt. What we can't use it, but dude, but uncle. I have his there. He's a monster striker And crazy, but do like I know let him get under hooks. He just wants under hooks He just wants a clinch dude. This is hip hop dance. You're the weird Russian staying at the wall refusing to dance We gotta get you out of this. I need you keep the number two guy out of the mix? I know, hate to do it. Okay. So, now Jerry's out with a shoulder for a, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Starting point is 00:15:32 A lot. No, he just, he told out, it's fear, he wants to fight. So, but that shoulder, they said, Dana said it's the worst shoulder injuries he's ever seen. So, he's a hot sack. We can just picture the poster. Racket has an injury too, that's a problem. Anthony Smith, fun one. Anthony Smith, fun one. Anthony Smith, fun one. That's a hot second. We can just picture the poster. Racket has an injury too. That's a problem. Anthony Smith, fun one.

Starting point is 00:15:46 Anthony Smith's fun one. Anthony Smith's fun one. That's a fun one. Johnny Walker's super fun. You tell me you wouldn't pay for Johnny Walker without the beer. I would. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:55 Paul Craig Grappler. Sorry, bro. One more papers. Is Alex Perry the highest level striker in that whole division? By far. Yeah, yeah? My far. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:16:05 My far. Nightingale Close. Yeah, most decorated. Next one close to him, maybe Dustin Jacoby. As far as decorated kickboxing. Oh, this is a mirror. Ostemer has got a good pedigree, doesn't he? And kickboxing?

Starting point is 00:16:15 No, not competitive. No. What kind of Ostemer? Wow. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. All right.

Starting point is 00:16:24 Hey, you can do that to the Maga Madman. No disrespect, but. Wow All right Okay, that's on a mark a madman no disrespect, but But he's there I don't Like he's the get the man give the man his dude or you just bench him He like dude we hate to do this but this whole rush you can't think that's one thing the rush We don't Stand by it's to like since when like now we't have a dog standing take over until that war is over You're too good until that war is over which you can buy us about three years until that war is over

Starting point is 00:16:51 We're gonna sit you. It's a national security. I mean come back. Yeah, then we'll come back national security Yeah, we got to learn some English dude. We just got the polls back people don't see a fight to the Russian we hate to do this He's like that doesn't make sense I know. Yeah. Well, Cabean could be in his corner and doing all this. To be three times. Yeah, but he made a corner and just being there because they, you know, they have nothing to do with each other. Oh, it was Namiar. What about him? It's the nasty. I mean, not as to me. I mean, uh, Uncle, I have nasty striker, nasty, although he did lose his last fight.

Starting point is 00:17:25 No, it was draw. And draw. I thought he won that. I was saying nasty striker. I mean, definitely good. He couldn't be more daggustani looking. He is from daggustani, yeah, or somewhere like that. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:41 It's daggustani. Yeah. Do I hate to do that? He just give the man, but he just... He's won so many fights. He's like, hey, bitch, I won one, two, three, four, five, six, eight, nine, and my tenth was for World title was a draw. You're gonna cut me, I'm like, I did.

Starting point is 00:18:02 It makes no sense. Now, Jan, I hate to do that. Jan Blagoetz is going to be on yon yon yon bongo it's is going to be a problem for piran his wrestling is a nightmare he likes defense himself a strike or two though hopefully that game yeah yeah play that game smart although you'd write yeah the same way he did against is he he really even test the feet on is he took him down I'll spare just just big too, man, those shots. I can't wait.

Starting point is 00:18:32 You know, I hate to do it. I hate doing that. You do, huh? I hate it. I think you might see in the 85, I think you're gonna see there's gonna find a reason that a lot here's my question are they gonna find a reason to jump

Starting point is 00:18:50 uh... the two chat nimer hums up is he gonna fight is the next night with the fight with the car is gonna fight with a car and when are fights is the and their brain but we got with a car if we're going to go with a car would watch that yeah people like withaker right now. He's on a win streak. He's a fantastic fighter. But him versus if he beats Hamzat, then you

Starting point is 00:19:12 have Hamzat. The winner of that. Hamzat has his hands full with Whitaker. What do you have? His toughest match up in the top 10. Really? Yeah. Whitaker is no joke. No joke. Good wrestling. You know, not not not, not, Homsett style, but his striking really explosive has a gas tank, knockup power, that Taekwondo in and out style, tough to take down. I know about it in Nautilus. I know about Taekwondo,

Starting point is 00:19:33 so I don't need you to bring that up. But thanks. Do you want to talk about Jan some more? You're fucking good. I call him Jan Blackbits. Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're not very good with names. Compared to you on Joe Warheaders.

Starting point is 00:19:47 Not weak of the fighters. I was about a general name. Terrible name. Yeah, but when fighters, they have to do it with you. General, if it's Jen Black, if the name's got Z's in it and stuff. Oh, the daguest day, names I don't even, I still have trouble saying,

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Starting point is 00:22:59 He's gonna take me on a little tour of the mother shit. Oh, you're not performing though? Maybe I'm gonna jump on. I don't know. I don't know. I can start're not performing though? Maybe I'm not. Maybe you jump on. I don't know. That'd be good. I thought to add to me you get about it. Maybe I would.

Starting point is 00:23:10 But you're not doing stand up. You're doing a pit talk thing? I'm doing a mines fest. I'm going to be doing a podcast with Destiny. Yep. And I think Tim Poole, I know. And we're going to be talking about the Twitter files. Oh, dude. It's going to be a debate. It's going to gonna be talking about the Twitter files. Oh dude. It's gonna be a debate about the Twitter Are you a fainting goat right now?

Starting point is 00:23:32 Come on, don't be a fainting. No, no, cuz I've heard about Twitter files and oh God, hey can you guys go over January 6th? Well, I think it's gonna be a debate though Some people are gonna say it's not so bad and other people are gonna say it is so bad. Fuck yeah, dude, I'll be those tickets right. Mm. You should make work. It's had the Vulcan. That'll be fun. Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 00:23:52 That'll be fun, dude. Texas scholar, isn't it? Texas scholar. Everybody's got the one that's hot. Let's see how it goes. Everybody I talked to is talking Texas though, you know. Because everybody's afraid that California is gonna go just by the wayside.

Starting point is 00:24:05 But they've said that for his hell. They've been saying that since, they've been, my father said, they've been saying that since the 70s about California. Yeah, always. They've been saying that. People hate a winner. 70s, that's a fact.

Starting point is 00:24:15 No, are we winning? Weather-wise, yes. Yeah, weather-wise, we are. People find their way. Crime, no. People find their way. Yeah, I don't know what the answer is. I don't know. It's a their way. Yeah, I don't know what the answer is. I don't know It's a big decision

Starting point is 00:24:27 Yeah But we weren't though kind of jump while everyone else jump now It looks like it was a smart move for them because now the Rogan's clubs open right if you're comic to move but Austin's definitely comedy capo right now. Yeah right now boom and boom and boom Yeah, more or more you're gonna have a young right now, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, and more importantly, you're gonna have young, innovative comics gravitate toward there. So if I'm a comic,

Starting point is 00:24:47 I can have a dream being a comedy comic. You're not gonna be a regular. I'm gonna go to, no. I'm gonna go to Austin. Now, there's, I think I'm right about that. I don't know if you are because unless you're in with that crowd, where are you gonna get up at? Cap City's headline level.

Starting point is 00:25:02 Well, whenever you have, whenever you have that many clubs, you're gonna have spikes, you're gonna have spikes. Yeah, that's headline. Well, whenever you have that many clubs, you're gonna have spikes. Spikes, you're gonna have spikes. Yeah, that's true. Cause those clubs can't stay up. The mothership has open mics. I think Sundays and Mondays, Cap City does.

Starting point is 00:25:14 I don't know about vulgar. And you're gonna have bring your shows and you're gonna have a lot of energy. And then you're gonna have people to do it like Red Man has a club, you're gonna have different places to open. Let's watch it open. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:23 So it becomes this whole ecosystem. Well, if you go out there on Friday and just don't come back. See you later. My kids would bring me back. Fire kid in mug of metal. My kids would bring me back. Or they move out there. Now we're talking.

Starting point is 00:25:42 It'd be tough to uproot a 15-year-old. Oh boy. That's a tough thing. Can't do it. All our friends would. Your kids are too old, that's different. Mine are young, whether they're like, yeah, when we're friends,

Starting point is 00:25:51 and then we're yours. We have real friendship. Yeah. Hey, we're leaving. Why? Because it's fun out there. That was my whole childhood. I'm not doing that to my kids.

Starting point is 00:25:59 No, disaster. And my liability is I was moved literally every year and a half. Well, that's the number one theme with everyone in prison right now. They didn't have a home. They jumped around I never I was always moved. I told him I my aunt said I can't believe you're not in jail or a drug addict I said why cuz your childhood was so chaotic. It was it was chaotic. Just moved all the time We're going to a different continent, you know. Say about your dog. Some people turn out all right though.

Starting point is 00:26:27 I did. I did. I did. You're all right. We didn't turn to the street life. It's also not for you, right? Yeah, I know. I was like, let's see.

Starting point is 00:26:36 Crime? I was not going to see that. Hey, by the way. I'm stopped. I was loved. Yeah, that's true. I got moved around a lot. I got moved around a lot.

Starting point is 00:26:44 First class. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah I never went a day without being hungry and my parents were married. Yeah, and they loved me. Yeah And it was a good relationship and you had good loving so I had no trauma never wanted day The only time I went hungry was when I was wrestling. Yeah, that was my own doing Yes, you could be in a new city, but at least there was love in that city. And they do say love is for me to complain me to complain about my childhood because I moved around a lot is like a lot of college educated kids complaining about how unfair and racist Americans. Yeah, it's like, hey, my fuck, you've never met a racist and you've never seen any racism.

Starting point is 00:27:22 You you you got your education from Columbia University. Yeah, but you're out of touch, mother. Yeah, but you're, you're, you can't assume anything. You can't assume that this is social media. You guys are privileged Americans. Yes. Shut up. You're more emotional about stuff that happened

Starting point is 00:27:36 than they were when it happened to them back then. Yeah, shut up. Yeah, you're right, dude. Your boots are back to the different. They've had a rough life. I'm, I'm getting older in my workouts. I'm not able to sustain my workouts as much anymore. And it's making me angry. Time for TRT. I got to, I'm thinking about TRT.

Starting point is 00:27:54 TRT-Callon, shave the head, grow the beard like we talked about. Yes. You've got a new guy. TRT-Callon. And I get a TRT shirt. Well, you should be our friend. TRT-Callon. Who that be?

Starting point is 00:28:04 My next special is called TRT-Cow. Well, you should be able to take T-R-T-Cow. Well, that'd be... My next special is called T-R-T-Cow. I'm sound bad idea. Well, I'm doing my test-astrone. My test, if you... So, my free test-astrone was caught up in the... In a binding globule, a globule, which means that propitio was taken caused me a little problem. So, no more of that. How long goes that?

Starting point is 00:28:25 But my testosterone is between 650 and 700, according to the... Which is solid at your age, super solid. That's all for anybody. Not bad. But there's some other factors that go into it. Yeah. But if you can do a yacht commit, you know, shave the head, grow the beard.

Starting point is 00:28:39 No, Jay, he's got me think. Buy some new beard. Cheetos got me thinkin', I'll grow a real beard. Yeah, Cheetos looks sick when he grows the beard Yeah, well it again he fights at 35 and he's You'd say he's thicker than I am What how much do you want to talk how much do you weigh 170 see Jesus 150 something? Yeah 154 that's because he's in sick shape and runs a lot right now. He's okay

Starting point is 00:29:02 He's not like fight shape right now, you know, yeah But you know that's getting out of 35 hard, but at 50 that he's right where all those guys right and he's a smaller guy Yeah, I show him out. He's 165 the in around so You could do it with a little help I got old man. Oh, I saw Super Mario on Saturday What do you mean saw the movie Super Mario? It's fucking good with the kids with the kids, but you know for those movies usually a suck Mario on Saturday. What do you mean? Saw the movie Super Mario. It's fucking good. With the kids?

Starting point is 00:29:27 With the kids. But you know, those movies usually suck, and it's just for kids. But since I, well, you're older, so you really didn't grow up playing Super Mario, but they have some throwback things to it. It's fun for adults, too. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:29:37 And when Bowser sings the Pete song, which is Jack Black, I sent to you a griffin' like, you need to redo this yourself and dress up as a giant thick bowser and it's gonna go viral. When he sings a peach song, dude, crush. Really? Crush.

Starting point is 00:29:53 Dude, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I watch, love it first, I love his blind, my, my, my, I'm watching that. I watch that, I watch that. I watch that. When I have black dude, sings her a song. So cringey. No, all of that's so cr all black dude sings her a song so cringey No, all that's so cringey all of it is so cringey. Have you got to the I think I can't watch? I go I can't watch

Starting point is 00:30:12 I know you have made me watch the absolute one or two where the guy is is is black doing this black girl And he's like I finally found them what he's pulling pull pouring his heart and so on this girl She falls asleep and he goes did I scare you off and she's all. And because he can't see and he goes, yeah, so whenever I was saying, whenever I talk about love, I was chasing girls away and you know what I'm saying? And did she care about her, she's all.

Starting point is 00:30:39 How about the guy that's smiling? And then he goes, God damn it. It always happens and runs out. And then her friends wake her up and she's like, oh my God. That guy was really weird and smiles a lot. And he's like, weirdo.

Starting point is 00:30:52 I'm only on episode three. He's on inspection. He can't read people. So he's like, see on American Idol, they're cutting that, they're doing the top 24 now. So they're cutting half the audience. So tonight's the final cut for the top 24 now, so they're cutting half the audience. So tonight's the final cut for the top 24, but there's a kid with horrible anxiety, autism, and he started freaking out before one of the big shows.

Starting point is 00:31:13 I'm like, listen, it is what it is, but you can't have a kid go through Hollywood. Like he's just not built for it. He's a great songwriter. You can't go through social media. Oh, dude. Because you know that they're gonna just, they're a saint. Relentless. Relentless. And just want, I think about these people on Love is Blind, who some of them have, they're not gorgeous. They are, they are regular looking people.

Starting point is 00:31:35 Plus, in my girl, I go, why would they pick more attractive people than show? They're regular looking people. And you know they get, the women especially, get picked apart by the some of the women the women are better than the guys with for the guys like love is ugly apparently Jesus Christ they're not yes something like Jesus that's attractive there's a lot of that white guy with just that bell pepper nose He's still a little upper. He's still a little upper. He's still a little upper.

Starting point is 00:32:06 He's still a little upper. He's still a little upper. He's still a little upper. He's still a little upper. He's still a little upper. He's still a little upper. He's still a little upper. He's still a little upper.

Starting point is 00:32:22 He's still a little upper. He's still a little upper. There's all kinds of problems going on back to that. Yeah, those high definition cameras don't do anybody, any favors, and they have close ups of their butts, and you're like, oh man. That kid with autism on American Idol, he's really talented at like, the Savant playing the piano.

Starting point is 00:32:38 And he can write music, he just, he doesn't sing very well at all. And I'm like, how long are you gonna care this kid on? I can get the autism, it's been a fun story, but this competition. Then last night finally they cut him. Is that him? But as they cut him, keep put,

Starting point is 00:32:53 autism, American Idol. But this year's, this one. Oh, no, that's him up top there. Inboy. Yeah, that's him. Super talented. But as they cut him, it was a soft hit.

Starting point is 00:33:04 His soft bloke is, line of rich he goes, here's him super talented, but as they got him it was a soft hit is soft bloke as Um, Lionel Richie goes here's thing vocally. You're just not on the part level of everybody else here And because it's the most talented class we've ever had, which is true. He goes, but we won't want to write a Um Lionel Richie goes I want to write a song with you. You're so good. Oh wow And he goes, I'm telling me leave here my office is gonna call you we're in collab in a song So he's like it's good and bad. He's like this is cool. That's cool You're so good. And he goes, I'm telling you, we leave here, my wife's gonna call you, we're in a collab in a song. So he's like, it's good and bad.

Starting point is 00:33:26 He's like, this is cool. That's cool. But you see him, it's like, oh, this kid should not be in front of cameras. You can't handle that. Just because he, you know, he now overcame it, which is super brave. Hollywood, as a guy who went through Hollywood,

Starting point is 00:33:38 it is so ruthless. And the other thing is, when I was younger, I was kind of cute. I was, I was, I was up for of cute. I was up for cute guys. I was up for, you know, it was cute guy in his 20s and a suit. I was cute. But then you see. Cute dad in his heart.

Starting point is 00:33:54 He's a Hollywood cute. And then you get there and you go, and I would go, every one of these guys, it's a little taller, a little better looking than me. Charming, yeah. Bradley Cooper was the classic. Because before he was famous, he was just a little taller, a little more gold, a little better looking. I mean, yeah. Bradley Cooper was the classic. Because before he was famous, he was just a little taller, a little more gold, a little bluer in the eye. Between the two in his eye.

Starting point is 00:34:10 Just better looking. Little eyes, yeah. And before he was famous, we were standing with a bunch of girls. They didn't notice me. Yeah. That's just the way it goes sometimes. That's Hollywood. Yeah, since kids are learning that, but they told that.

Starting point is 00:34:24 They're like, you know, as far as like on stage performing, you're like, you're a great songwriter. Like right now you could sell music right now. You have a living-making music. It's just not going to be in front of the camera. Listen, you can make a fortune writing songs. There's more money in writing songs. 100%.

Starting point is 00:34:38 That's a, listen, he could kill it. That's what Alaina told him. I met a woman who thought I was gorgeous. And she was a songwriter very successful blind She may have been she well I was younger and I we had dinner and I had my beard before I got broke right and I had a black shirt black Jack I was in handsome and she said to my friend. She goes she locked in on me and She was a very successful songwriter like made millions millions millions millions, millions, millions. Like, songs who would know? Yes, like, wrote for the biggest acts.

Starting point is 00:35:08 And she was, and I remember thinking of myself, you know, she just missed to me. Just, I just wasn't attracted to her, but she was attractive, but just, you know, but I remember thinking, I would love to be a kept man. Yeah. I'll be a sugar baby. Yeah, cuz you could see she wanted to marry me Yeah, you can see some wise some guys wave the white flag in the sugar I get it dude. I had a cardiologist you just wake up feel like a big I was a young man

Starting point is 00:35:38 I was 22 and a cardiologist said I will be she was 34 she goes you can do anything you want I'll pay all the bills and just be my mask. And I was like, no. Well, for like, the first six months, you're like, this is so dope. And then you have like the opening house bar recue and your buddies like, dude, this place is sick. How the fuck are you affordin' all this?

Starting point is 00:35:59 You're like, dude, it's hard. You feel like the biggest bitch. Yes. Or their lives like, dude I've made some smart investments. I got a lot of stuff going on. Well, my theory is a women will lose their respect for you after all. So one of them will want to own you.

Starting point is 00:36:13 Or they cheat on you with other high value males. Do you know that? Yeah, because that's what they're attractive to. Yeah. Yeah. You're over liable at home. And then they're working with high value males. Yeah, you're sick. Yeah, you're sick. Ooh. You know, bentable at home. And then they're working with hot, bad males. Yeah, you're sick.

Starting point is 00:36:25 You know, bent over the desk. No, you might as well be a plastic fuck doll. Yeah, that's how you do open your mouth. Can't do it. It's like those sugar babies too. It's like, I admire guys who can do it. I don't have any respect for them. I think it'd be cool for a bit, but then it's like,

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Starting point is 00:38:36 I'm like, but to him that's just life. He's like, I can't keep those tits on my face, but it's gonna work. Yeah. And for us, like, I'll be so sick. No, I know. It's like race car drivers. Some guys marry into my boy.

Starting point is 00:38:47 It's a crazy money. What'd you say? Some guys marry into crazy money. Jackie Maloof, you know, do you know what you're doing? I don't know who she was. So her husband who is unbouched, a really cool guy, I love them.

Starting point is 00:38:57 Yeah, they want to do my ears. They did. They want to fix my ears. What's his name? Look him up. I love the guy. I had dinner with him and I just got along with him. He's just a great guy And he's Lebanese and he's just a really successful. No, it's another name. No typing the botched doctors. Yeah

Starting point is 00:39:14 But you guys said so much He was just a good dude. I got along with you know, but he was I remember he said something interesting. Yeah that guy that guy Which one the guy All the see that right there. Yeah Paul massive Dr. Paul knows I loved him really we got along great Really cool guy, so he looks identical get ready He looks identical for in the movie the mask when the bad guy gets the mask bring it up chin the bad guy in the mask The bad guy in the movie the mask from the 90s. That's a bad picture when he puts that no that's him That's all you look with all that both sides. Is he married? Is he married?

Starting point is 00:39:46 Yeah, he married a younger lady. And they have a baby together. But either way, he's, I like them. He's one of us, just a cool dude. You seems great. But he said he was married to the Maloos. There he is. Okay.

Starting point is 00:39:57 That's it. Yeah. I don't know how you come up with this reference. Such a old school reference. I'm not gonna respond to that, but he was a cheekbones. Yeah. But he said to me, it's saying he goes, he married into this super wealthy family. And he said, he was talking about the house and he goes, I don't know, the house is so

Starting point is 00:40:18 big. I don't even, there's some rooms I haven't even been in. Something like that. Slate flex. He wasn't even saying it that way. He made so money. He's a plastic surgeon, makes so much money, but he was saying,

Starting point is 00:40:27 super famous plastic. He was like, if you, the context was something about, it's too big. Where is it? And he goes, I don't know, the house is so big. He moved into that house. It wasn't his house.

Starting point is 00:40:38 Yeah. And it wasn't it, it was too big a house. Mm-hmm. Like sometimes you can, you can go to a mansion. Well, he married into him. So it's like his flexing a little bit. No, I think I do my dicks exhausted.

Starting point is 00:40:49 No, no, he knew. You know, he's like, oh, it hurts so much to do. I don't know what to do. He just married into crazy money. But he had money already. That's what I'm saying. So after a while though, like it's like this, plastic surgery money and good money.

Starting point is 00:40:59 And then there's that money. And I don't know. And after throwing a threshold, there's nowhere to go. That's what I mean. If I put you in that house, you feel like, all right. Well, once your bills are fine

Starting point is 00:41:09 and you can make investment stuff, it's all the same. Right, correct. And then there's a different way, like a billy there, where you're like, you know, flying on rockets and shit and buying exotic pets, I don't know. Yeah, then you have to worry about giving it away

Starting point is 00:41:21 or how to make the world a better place. I don't know. That'd be my problem. It can be a billion dollars. You know what I do? I go, okay, God put me in this position. Now I have to make the world a better place. And I would panic.

Starting point is 00:41:32 You do what most billionaires do and go, this is insane. We're in a simulation. It's like, well the single mother of three at Walmart doesn't think is the simulation. Only billionaires think we're in simulation. Yes, that's insane.

Starting point is 00:41:44 Well, that's that old saying. It's like, you think you have problems until somebody punches you in the face. You think words are violence, until somebody actually does violence to you. I love that in college. You know, that's the thing, right? That we are all. You're words are violence. Yeah. That you know, that's a, that's a one of those weird things. Yeah. So, so your words are harmful so they want speech laws. That's why in Canada they want speech laws. They literally want speech. I can't as a straight speech. I don't know if you really believe in the words they've passed. Have you seen the news that they've passed? Yes, it's getting weird. Yes, so for them, the argument is my words make you uncomfortable because a

Starting point is 00:42:20 physiological change in your body. And so therefore it's violence. And anybody who says that has never experienced real violence. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Getting punched in your face or kicked in the fucking head might be a little different. So if when, when is he was like, you're a dick, leave me alone. That wouldn't have stopped him. That doesn't stop him. What does is turning, turning, got got got. Yeah. What do you got, Joe? Alrighty.

Starting point is 00:42:54 The first one is kind of crazy. Not kind of crazy. It's super crazy. Is this 19 year old girl who was accused of having sex with dogs on camera? OK. And only you look at her. She's actually, she's actually a, accused of having sex with dogs on camera. Okay. And only for you.

Starting point is 00:43:06 Look at her. She's actually, she's actually attractive, right? Hey girls who are. Hold on, go up to her. Let me read the headline. Go for it. It says Mississippi woman who's 19 accused of sex with German shepherd is pictured with the dog.

Starting point is 00:43:19 She crashed her car days before a rest cops say, Beastieality tape was record outside local Baptist church. Yeah. So,ity tape was recorded outside local Baptist church. So, apparently it was recorded outside of a church. She's saying that someone forced her to do it, but there's multiple videos, and there's three other dogs involved as well. So, this is what happened. Ooh.

Starting point is 00:43:40 But this, before she was arrested, though. But why would you be arrested for fucking a dog because that's a feisty of the it's illegal oh it is yeah okay that's her really cute i mean you can't see her that that's her again uh... can i just say that that that that i don't know of dog

Starting point is 00:43:57 that dog but can i say i don't approve of people fucking dogs but i don't approve of but having her life ruined over this. So, that's a life sentence, right? Doc's fucking hers, she's not fucking, well, you know what I'm saying, I guess. But that's a life sentence. So that problem with social media is that your whole life

Starting point is 00:44:13 is over because you had some weird fetish. But I get the social media backlash for hooking up with dogs 10 years and, like, she's a potential ID. It could be, I doubt it's gonna be 10 years. like she's like potential it could be that I'm not gonna be 10 years. She won't even do it. She won't do it anytime. Yeah, and stuff to adopt a dog. But that's a tough one for her because that's maybe she's

Starting point is 00:44:33 a little bit emotionally off. Either way, when you do this and you have her picture everywhere, your life is over and I think that's fucked up. That's some consequences though. But also it was, it was different. It's some consequences though. But also it would be different if she was raping the dog right? Yeah, so that's tough. You know, that's a weird thing,

Starting point is 00:44:50 but that's how I feel to you. Like if the dog's fucking her, then it's kind of like, I agree. It's so different than you fucking the dog, I mean. I don't know why. It's just some stuff. Fucking somebody in their butts or in their,

Starting point is 00:45:02 yeah, in their vagina. Is there a different one than letting somebody fuck you. Yeah, exactly. So that's, if you're like, here's my ass, you can't, if I'm like, I say, hey, you wanna bang me, you're not traumatized, you have to get your dick hard. You're pretty traumatized. Well, be pretty traumatized.

Starting point is 00:45:19 Well, I'm just saying that I have to really convince you with my violent words. More than peanut that dog I had a dog with happy as she had a gun you had and I made you do it. That's different, but I'm saying that dog Was into it most like I mean the dog's like a lot of the bone gonna lock her up at a great time. Yes, right that dog was into it So she saying that someone for sure, but then the investigation is still ongoing, but they think that someone paid her, like, you know, like,

Starting point is 00:45:50 yeah, like the only guy paid her to do that, so she's making videos for them, and then the videos got leaked. That's a real money. It's kind of sad, because how bad do you need money, girl? You letting this people put his, what's so probably into it?

Starting point is 00:46:01 Maybe some people get off of it. I don't know, maybe, or there's a lot of money. There's a friend, there's a friend of mine. She or girlfriend. Here we go. Her friend put peanut butter on her, Koochi, and used to let her. I feel sick.

Starting point is 00:46:14 Sick Koochi at your legs. Like her Koochi. Fanting goat, fanting goat syndrome. Fanting goat syndrome. Don't think Koochi is. Her crumpet. Her crumpet. Her crumpet. Her beardumpet. Her crumpet.

Starting point is 00:46:26 Her bearded clam. You don't know age. What do I say? Don't say kuchi at your age. What do you have? Kuchi man. No. God.

Starting point is 00:46:34 I don't know. Her muff. What good? Did you have a muff? Did this. She was friend. And back then there was even only fans. She was doing because she's a freak.

Starting point is 00:46:43 She was over at her friend's house. And her friend goes watch this, put peanut butter on her couch. And her friend was like, this is very strange. But she got a five. I bet that girl could still get a boyfriend, right? 100, you guys don't give a five.

Starting point is 00:46:57 100, 100. But she's hot enough. I know. Hey guys, leave her alone, dude. She fucked the dog. Okay, that's what will happen. You with, don't say it, bro. Yes, she won say it, bro.

Starting point is 00:47:05 Yes, you want to get 10 years. But I wonder what gets you 10 years for B.C. Allity, when you're on the animal. It depends on the animal. If it's a guy fucking a dog. Well, when you do, that's hard to be worse. When you torture animals and stuff like that. But that's not B.C. Allity, bro.

Starting point is 00:47:18 It's sex with the animal. The animal. I don't think, I don't think even that. What if you rape a dog that's torched to the dog? Yeah, so that would say that would be worse. My friend was a cop in San Francisco and caught a guy fucking chicken under a towel in his car. Yes, bro, that makes sense.

Starting point is 00:47:33 He was fucking the chicken and the beak in the where they lay eggs. The desperate man. Yes, he was fucking a chicken. That is rock ball. And my buddy was like, I don't know, they want to arrest him for this. And his partner was like, we're fucking a chair. That is rock ball and my buddy was like I don't really want to arrest him for this And his partner was like we're arresting him. I wouldn't arrest him. I like his life's not going Not like okay, you want to rest and put him in prison because he's already dude. He's on the street fucking I eat chickens so I can't say that fucking a chicken is any worse. So why was a chicken? I'd rather get fucked the need

Starting point is 00:48:04 Yeah, I don't know man yeah I'm standing at you guys too people fuck animals yeah but I want I do want to know what's he can get you 10 years like the maximum prison sentence I don't know want me to look it up be seaheerity presa okay this is already a shadow yeah. Yeah. All right. Georgie. I'll pull three kids discover the cousin after 10 years. We'll look at them. Yeah, this couple of distant cousins. Yes, distance, distant cousins. They discovered they are cousins from about eight generations ago.

Starting point is 00:48:40 A big deal. Yeah. Um, worth it. They went out and made a tick talk about this to share their story. Oh, they shouldn't done that. Yeah, that is That's dicey Yeah, I feel like that's a interesting cousin's from eight from like eight generational apart. Yeah far away They did one of the tests, you know the the DNA test to find out that, yeah. Like, you have remas? Yeah, I have remas. That'd be a little weird. But what are you gonna do?

Starting point is 00:49:09 You have kids, you're like, I have kids, does it change anything? But don't you have to worry about if they do have kids, if they have kids? It's like a first cousin. Yeah, because then you gotta worry about getting touched with them. You don't have to get any help from a lot of students.

Starting point is 00:49:18 Yeah, but they said their kids are all fine to have all their fingers and toes. It's just genetic anomalies that can have purified. I feel like if you're like from an island or something, that's very common. Yeah. Well, so they say something to the effect of when a kid, so you ever know how teenage has become rebellious, you don't want to talk to their parents. Apparently, there is a biological evolutionary reason for that.

Starting point is 00:49:44 The daughter, your daughter, your son hates you, you know, and they wanna get the hell away from you. They wanna go hang out with their friends. That would be the idea of, I'm going over to that clan over there because that's where the genetic variances. If I stay within my own village, I'm gonna have sex with somebody who I'm most likely ever related to.

Starting point is 00:50:05 So there's an idea that I gotta get all the way over there. And then when there are 25, they come back to you. Interesting. Yeah. That would be the anthropological explanation for why teenagers hate their parents. Well, it's good. Alright, next one is a YouTuber. I don't know if you guys watch YouTube much, but there's a lot of prank videos They're very popular. I hate them personally

Starting point is 00:50:28 So this youtuber was trying to make a prank video and I'm in a mall and the kept harassing this guy and the guy pulled out a gun and shot him They stupid games went super prized Especially in today's climate like what are you doing? How bad is this guy? So he's fine. He's gonna make it. He's still on a new recovery. Where's the shot? I think a gallbladder, where's the gallbladder? Oh yeah, that's not a good shot. Something I said, I guess. He says we're spot to get hit.

Starting point is 00:50:52 Well your gallbladder going on. Yeah, fuck yeah, you're on all the toxins. Get out. You're harassing that guy. I know. He's the stewie eyes. I guess he walked up to with the phone camera and said like you smell, you smell like whatever. you smell bad or something like that and then kept her

Starting point is 00:51:07 What was the prank though? It's just doing that bothering me like shock fact there and just see what the guys you can do and this guy's like Look at my fucking haircut dude. I'm gonna shoot you. He does look like someone though What can I see what he said? Can I read it? I mean there's no like actual cuz it's just hearsay, but antagonizes yeah I mean, there's no like actual, cause it's just hearsay, but. And tagging us is just. Yeah. Targeted, targeted harass, accosted, and followed. But, yeah, what I read is like,

Starting point is 00:51:33 he said something like, you smell and he wanted to get his reaction. Now, I don't think you should be able to just shoot people cause the harass, you know, they're both. Might be better to just punch them in the face. But also, but I think But I would have never happened if that dumbass YouTuber was it harassing the guy? So yeah, you're in a little bit of leniency there.

Starting point is 00:51:50 Also look at him, right? Yeah. Let me see what the prosecution is so sleepy. Against very concerned charge. This cook says he was shot by suspect. Yeah. Yeah, so prosecution is trying to go after the YouTuber because he was harassing.

Starting point is 00:52:05 By the way, these YouTube pranksters, they do a lot of shit that would, dude, we would get in fights. I'm sure everyone here would get in fights over the stuff. Some people who buckets over, people say, Oh, no, no, no. Randomly? Yeah, you see that?

Starting point is 00:52:16 Well, I saw this kid get Molly Waphton, World Star, he's at Home Depot, and it's this big dude. He goes behind him and goes, I don't like slam something, the guy, he thought it was a shot grabs Can just fucking stone cold Steve Austin slam someone thing not to get out. I appreciate it That's how this guy appreciate that nobody's up for your YouTube shit Yeah, I hit that stupid prex stuff that guy fuck around find out. That's the picture

Starting point is 00:52:41 That's a mascot right there fuck around find out sleepy sleepy so tired so bothered is the sleep in prison tonight yep just like oh god all right so I don't know much about NBA but this guy Rudy you know the nugget to number one team in the west oh yeah the center from the Minnesota Timber Wolves Rudy Go Bear who was also the one they got in trouble with the COVID stuff Can you remember that my manager the hider coveys they I don't worry about he touched all the mics I'm like oh you got cove with the next day People are furious at him because they're asking about coveys like I'm not worried about to look at this

Starting point is 00:53:20 Walks off next day Rudy out of the game Watch off, like say Rudy out of the game During the final game of the season on his new team the Kimber Wolf him and a teammate got into a scuffle and threw punches at each other Yeah, so there I'm gonna turn down the volume here says that Rudy see I'm about to slap you look at him Which one is which you'll see boom and then runs away In the middle of a game you did a game. Yeah, Tommy. I know you can't see me. Yeah That makes sense really such a good player though Multiple time defends the player

Starting point is 00:53:59 But still that's a little strange But again, maybe that guy was in his face too much. I don't know. Sometimes should happen Sometimes you guys a lot of alpha males on one team should start going well That's a little strange. Maybe that guy was in his face too much. Sometimes should happen. Sometimes should happen. A lot of alpha males on one team should start going well. And there's a way to talk and there's a way not to. After the game, another player punched a wall and broke his hand too. Okay, Minnesota is in turmoil.

Starting point is 00:54:15 Yeah, they're in turmoil. All right, this is a... It's a shame. It was a punch in the chest, too. It was a push. Updated on the Dylan Mulvaney partnership to push update on the Dylan Mulvaney Partnership thing with Bud Light Diluvaney the now trans person so since that happened I guess social media on Bud lights either their Instagram and Twitter has been silent completely have you seen the back lashes? No, but if you seen the the woman who was responsible for it. No, okay, so she made a video

Starting point is 00:54:42 was responsible for this. No. Okay, so she made a video. So she, there's a video of the vice president of Bud Light's marketing. And she basically said that I was looking, Bud Light's been a brand that's been failing. People I've been drinking as much of it as there it is. And she was inspired to update the fratty out of touch. And it's like, Starlin, that's how it's done. She's a hot-and-spot wiser fratty out of touch.

Starting point is 00:55:05 And it's like, darling, that drinks Budweiser, you're out of touch. Dude, you don't have any friends that drink Budweiser and you don't drink Budweiser. How fucked is she? Well, it's just this is the thing with like, like, hey bitch, they're not, that's the only reason we're a flush.

Starting point is 00:55:19 And as their bush, you can't hire somebody that doesn't drink the beer or isn't part of the culture. Okay? Go back. Go back for a second. You go back to what Rapunzel say? Rapunzel?

Starting point is 00:55:33 Where? Go up, go up, go up, go up, go up. No, I'm sorry. Down. Let me just see what I want to go down, go down please. Right there. Suburred among athletes who signed that are opposing protection of girl.

Starting point is 00:55:43 Opposing protection of girl. You're off topic brother Because we're literally talking yeah, let's talk about that. I want to get into the mega wrap. No thing. All right. We'll go that afterwards All right, but she's ruined the brain like because they're the main core audience is just so repulsed by all this so they're out Well, because it's you got to hope that it pays off. Do you know who drinks Budweiser? What are you doing? Oh, no, you're damn old. So listen to what she says here. She's, it's interesting.

Starting point is 00:56:11 Did you see it? Yeah. Yeah. Basically, she said, I was looking to create an inclusive, bright, bright, you know, message. It's like you are so out of touch. She calls, she calls the fratty thing out of touch. No, you're out of touch.

Starting point is 00:56:30 You don't know anybody that drinks Budweiser. You don't know anybody who listens to sports radio. You don't know anybody that works with their hands. You don't know that which is most American. What a middle class, America, that's drinking Bud Light. She comes from college. She comes from an area, living a real world. She comes from an area because it hires those people

Starting point is 00:56:46 and doesn't talk to them. But you also tailor and sew it to your house. One percent, which you can't make a business off of. The only time she has contact is when she calls a guy to fix her car or whatever. Do you see that Movaney is new, her new thing, although it's a dude still. Her new thing is tampons.

Starting point is 00:57:02 I got no problem with Movaney. That's just a business person. That business person wants to do it and funny and got a carer out of the lead. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, I'm always catching jacks. Get your money, girl. That's it.

Starting point is 00:57:13 I'm saying, I don't have any problem with Dylan Mulvaney. I, I actually find that person hilarious. Good to see you're funny. You know that, you know Mulvaney was a, I believe was in a book of Mormon, really talented, uh, uh, musical theater person. Yeah. So when, Ivaney was a, I believe was in Book of Mormon, really talented musical theater person. Yeah, so when he was, when she was a he, I believe that he was one of the castmates.

Starting point is 00:57:35 Look at this, how about that? You know, talented, you have to be for that. I mean, she seems very talented. So I'm saying that, that's a talented unit, right? You're talking about so many who. It's just cash and checks. It's these out of touch corporations where it's like, what did you think was gonna happen?

Starting point is 00:57:49 Yeah, that's like, because they're feeling the water out on social media and then they're like, oh shit, that's went south so fast. There's no really coming back from it as a brand like Bud Light. There's not. Like those people that are hardcore, like, the middle class America, which makes up the majority of America you're fucking it. We'll see if they stick to it because people attend to be damaged done. You think so?

Starting point is 00:58:11 Yeah. Because now if they go, all right, we released Mulvaney, well then the uproar of social media woke starts coming for you. So then that's a whole another prompt. I think you just don't say anything like they're doing. Now my bad, hey, check out this new frat pat or whatever the fuck you do. Change the fraction. Or just keep doing your thing. I mean, by the way, I sure will be fine.

Starting point is 00:58:32 Budwars is here to stay, but. And I sure will. Yeah, but they're definitely probably gonna take a small hit. What do you want me to do? We're a dying brand. Like, hey, bitch. You're doing so much damage to us. Where's higher ever?

Starting point is 00:58:48 Yeah. What else you got? All right, Georgie. So on the most recent Mandalorian episode from Star Wars, celebrity appearance, Lizzo and Jack Black were a space royalty couple. That's pretty cool. Jack Black is so good in Super Mario.

Starting point is 00:59:06 Jack Black doesn't miss. No, he's not. I don't watch those Star Wars, but people, I don't either. Yeah, people have below. This is pretty badass, isn't she? Yeah. What do you think?

Starting point is 00:59:19 She, it was just a very random celebrity appearance. Like, there wasn't. I like those random, like, you, like Kim Kardashian has a big role in the new American American Horror Story. Which is my favorite series. How did Lizzo start? She was a flu player. She kind of got a flu.

Starting point is 00:59:35 Yeah, a fluty. I think that's what they call them, fluties, right? Flutters, flutters. Oh yeah, flutters. Fluteter. Yes. Early life de terre. Yes. Early life and education. How old is she?

Starting point is 00:59:49 Like, 30. 34. Oh, okay. Not that, yeah. Liz Banger's. Okay. Yours got big. What does he got to?

Starting point is 01:00:01 I don't know. Let me see here. Oh, so, you know, Easter was just yesterday and there was a parade in Spain and Sadly the Virgin Mary caught on fire during the parade and people were freaking out. That's obviously right I'm sorry. I mean did I tell you? So one of the candles had a bunch of candles on that one makes it so candles. Yeah, but I mean just the symbolism the fact that this happened there Lucifer's here. That's our world in 2023 right now. I love the Spaniards that get crazy Holy shit don't put out the goddamn fire. They tried so two of the guys tried

Starting point is 01:00:39 They put it try try to with their hands and one of them tried to blow on the fire. Oh, yeah smart with their hands and one of them tried to blow on the fire. Oh yeah, smart. I know. So quickly put out this gas. They're like, young kids. You know, I had a very good experience. Did you see the Dolly Lama? Oh yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:52 No, that was, no. You didn't see him on Twitter? Yeah. He got so bad. The backlash was so bad. He'd come out. They had to be like, hey, he's always nice to young kids. You're missing the context there.

Starting point is 01:01:03 Dude, it is the creepiest thing you will see all year. Oh my God. No, you gotta get a Twitter and get the real video because they edit it because the mainstream, someone has the raw footage, dude. This kid comes up, he puts his hand there, scratch. He's touch them and he goes suck my tongue. The little kid gets, like, put it on.

Starting point is 01:01:26 It's the where the shit you've ever seen. This isn't like some same triply shit here. This is real shit. Brian, God. Look, he puts his hand. We guess for a kiss, Which is weird from the job. Then look, that's when the suck is tongue. The kids are like, okay, man.

Starting point is 01:01:53 Very strange. No, watch this. No, I can't. Wait for the weirdest part. I would. And suck. My tongue. Oh my.

Starting point is 01:02:04 If you're a parent, I'd be like, I don't give a fuck who that is. Check out this Showtime Pettis jumping kick off your stupid desk old man. That is so strange. Nothing to see here. He's a good guy. Nothing to see. What do you think that is? Is it so strange?

Starting point is 01:02:22 There's a word for this, Brian. Can I see something? With a hard P, there's no way to defend it. If any man asks my son to suck his chocolate, I don't care who it is. No, you do this, you put your hand back. No, no, no. It got so bad, just people like, what's happening here?

Starting point is 01:02:44 Someone, some represent was like, oh, like, we use apology. No, they got taking out contacts. Okay. No, no, no, it's very easy to read. It's not very publicly. You have the Dalai Lama, dude, you're untouchable. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:03:01 I think I'm not that. I'm so cool. I don't know what to say about that. You need to look into the dolly lawn mower. So cool. I don't know what to say about that. I know Chris Hanson should be somewhere around there and go, you want to have a seat? Oh, you already are. Perfect. What are you doing? What do you need to suck your tongue?

Starting point is 01:03:13 Yeah. You want me to suck your tongue. I'm sorry, dolly. You want me to suck your tongue? I'm sorry, dolly. You want me to suck your tongue? Oh, you don't want me to. You want a little Billy here to do it.

Starting point is 01:03:22 Is that what you're saying? Yeah. How weird is that? It's a guy who doesn't have kids. Yeah here to do it. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. How weird is that? It's a guy who doesn't have kids. Yeah, defend it. Defend it. Defend it. Oh, I... Yeah, bring up the statement that his team put out.

Starting point is 01:03:40 You're like, okay, I just ended up dying. I think that would just make me want to go like this. Well, if I'm telling you, I'm like, that's computer-generated. No, I was even there. To the defect, to the defect. Let's see the full. He's 87.

Starting point is 01:03:57 He doesn't even know their cell phones out. Sure. His holiness often teases people. He meets an innocent and playful playful way even in public before cameras He regrets this incident Where was the joke reas a young boy to suck your tongue? I'm waiting for the punchline dolly He's like so old to he probably doesn't realize people he's being recorded He's just doing that shit because that's what he's ever been heard of bud light that that that is more cringy than that black guy on blind date singing to his girl

Starting point is 01:04:27 Yeah, I know the guy seen his girl on blind date is funny. That's why I watch it. Yeah, this terrible as a pair You should be outraged like a Joe Biden moment. Yeah, give you my tongue if you suck on it I'm just also The hottest girl the world was like suck my tongue. You know, even if the hottest screw in the world was like suck my tongue, I'm like, ugh, I'll do it. But that's so weird. Yeah, I've never, if you're like, the way he did it, too, the way he's like,

Starting point is 01:04:55 puts his tongue on his throat. Oh, and you think it is his first time having a kid suck anything on his body at 87? Ha, ha, ha, ha. You think I'm a fuck? How weird is that? Brian don't know what to do. Damn.

Starting point is 01:05:09 87. 87. Yeah, okay. That was terrible. Did you back your way from kids? Oh, all right, so moving on. Utah is the first US state to limit teen social media access. So they basically, if you wanna use like TikTok

Starting point is 01:05:24 or whatever social media and you're a kid, you have to get parental sign off if you're under 18. You can just forge that bullshit though. I don't know how it works, but then trying to do this too, the kids on TikTok, they limit like certain types of time periods. Yeah, that's cool. It's a real problem, I know what we're gonna do.

Starting point is 01:05:43 I don't know anyone not addicted to their phone. Like don't know I know handful people have alcohol issues or cigarettes or I don't know a single person That's not addicted to their phone Not a single soul I'm right. I'm right with it. We get off the show brides on TikTok I'm not All the time. I'm not it's weird, right? Yeah, it's true Like if my my my dad, you know, he's 64. I'm not. It's weird, right? Yeah, it's true. And my dad, you know, he's 64.

Starting point is 01:06:07 He's not in social media, but he's honest, feeling the news. My mom and he just can't see on there. Just can't see on there. My mother and he, too, is like this. She's not ticked out. She's amazing. Your mom's not ticked out doing that.

Starting point is 01:06:17 Wow, it's weird. So many entertaining things. I'm like, get off. She's like, look at the dog, you're home. It's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird, because I don't know how they're gonna control it.

Starting point is 01:06:27 It's smart, there should be something they can do, but I don't know. I think what happens though, I don't know about you, but like with anything, if you watch, like you start getting a bad feeling from watching it, like I get, like if I'm watching it. You just don't stop. It's productive.

Starting point is 01:06:42 It's also, doesn't make me feel good, like it makes me feel like my brain's getting cooked. And once you start realizing that, you stop doing it. Like I don't do it anymore because I don't like the way it makes me feel. Yeah, you still do it. I really don't. What?

Starting point is 01:06:56 On Instagram? What? Reels? You don't think you're on social media, don't you? Really? Not much. Come on, I don't watch a TikTok. I'm not on TikTok, I don't have TikTok.

Starting point is 01:07:06 Yeah. But I'll watch like if I want YouTube though, YouTube has those reels. So I'll go to look at something and I'll be like, well, I'm yeah. So I'll watch. There's a big push. There's a big push with younger kids. They're getting flip phones. Yeah. Why is that? Because like, anti this what we're doing. Because the smart ones know it's going on a bad road. I said my daughter. I would need a TikTok from her phone. Oh yeah, I would love to get a flip phone. Just the only problem is pictures of my kids based on my wife and your phone.

Starting point is 01:07:36 It'd be cool. Dana uses a flip phone. Still, to this day, Dana uses a flip phone. Dana White. Dana. Dana White. Dana. Dana White. Dana White does? Okay.

Starting point is 01:07:50 What else you got, Jim? All right, let's do this one real quick. This has been Affleck. Speaking Spanish, you guys know he's speaking Spanish. He's going, yeah. He's so good at Spanish. So it's going viral. This video is going viral.

Starting point is 01:08:03 Yeah, he's ridiculous at it. Let me hear it. I just wrote a while cause my girl brought it up. I was like, Ben Affleck? No idea. Video go. There it is. No, it's not bitch.

Starting point is 01:08:15 It's like impeccable, my girl said like flawless Spanish. Really? Where do you learn Spanish? Well, obviously from JLo as well. No, my girls speak Spanish, you don't pick up shit with that. But, you probably, you probably, like... JLo's not even fluent in Spanish, I don't think. Is she?

Starting point is 01:08:35 She's fluent, but she's not like, it's not her first language. It might as well be Benz. That's it, Jen, that you keep doing. No, it's isn't low though. Don't let you refresh. You can just type in Benbath, to get Spanish and pop up everywhere. que es que es el que se lo hagas. No, no es lo que se lo hagas. No, no es lo que se lo hagas. No es lo que se lo hagas. No es lo que se lo hagas.

Starting point is 01:08:50 No es lo que se lo hagas. No es lo que se lo hagas. No es lo que se lo hagas. No es lo que se lo hagas. No es lo que se lo hagas. No es lo que se lo hagas. No es lo que se lo hagas. No es lo que se lo hagas. No es lo que se lo hagas. No es lo que se lo hagas. And then it's a character of our white with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with a girl with That's awesome. One more, how many more?

Starting point is 01:09:25 Give me one more. All right, one more. This is an awesome story. So there's a woman that's, according to the article, spent her life savings to pay for her daughter's cancer treatment. A breast cancer. And then literally the day, if you know people that are cancer patients, if they, you know, they make it pass it, they reminion.

Starting point is 01:09:41 They reminion. They reminion. They bring a bell when they leave the hospital. Yeah. So literally the day after she rung the bell Her mom won two million dollars on a scratcher. That's so cool. Yeah, after tax stuff about milk And she took the she took the one lump sum so 1.6 million Good for her a lot of money. She should do that's so dope. Yeah, it's a great story That's huge being Being cancer, getting two mills out of the day.

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The Fighter & The Kid - Ya Suck Tongues B? | TFATK Ep. 885

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