The Flop House - Ep.#447 - Venom: The Last Dance

Episode Date: March 22, 2025

“Movies Without Spider-Man” Max Fun drive continues (please consider supporting our show!) with the thrilling (?) conclusion (??) of the Venom saga -- Venom: The Last Dance, the touching story of a boy and the black sentient goo he wears on his body that sometimes eats people's heads.There's one more week of Max Fun Drive — check out our event calendar!Wikipedia page for Venom: The Last DanceRecommended in this episode:Dan: Windy Day (1967)Stuart: One of Them Days (2025)Elliott: The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On (1987) MaxFunDrive ends on March 28, 2025! Support our show now and get access to bonus content by becoming a member at maximumfun.org/join.

On this episode we discuss Venom, the last dance. Why did I say it that way? Perfect! Perfect! Dan did the best one! Cut, print, use exactly. Hey everyone and welcome to the Flophouse. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington.

And I'm Elliott Kalin. Hey, folks. The Flophouse podcast is on the Maximum Fun Network, and that's important because right now is the Max Fun Drive. The Max Fun Drive is the one-time-a-year, a two-week period where all the shows on Max Fun are going to be asking you, the listeners, to support our shows by becoming Max Fun members.

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Yeah, oh yeah, the theme month, the theme month. Of course, this being Max Fun Drive, we're doing a very exciting theme month, all movies without Spider-Man in them. I'm talking Kraven, The Hunter, I'm talking Venom, The Last Dance, I'm talking Heartbeats. Directed, written by Paul Schrader.

One of the least Spider-Man having movies there is. All three of these. Listener, prove to me that Spider-Man is in Heart Beeps. You can't. He's not in it. Therefore it fits the series. But obviously a couple of those are part of the Sony Spider-Man universe, notable for its lack of Spider-Man. It's the Spider-Man without Spider-Man universe. I just like that. More like baloney. Got him. You did it. Pack it up.

We succeeded. This is a comedy podcast as well as being educational. So in this episode we'll be... Even though we're under hints and life hacks in the podcast app. Tips and tricks. This one's about Venom, the last dance. The last dance between Eddie Brock and Venom,

one would presume, it seems like this is actually gonna be the final one of these. They sure kill Venom at the end, so spoiler alert. First movie, we were led to believe that like Venom died and then he shows up again at the end. And then the second one doesn't Eddie die and then Venom brings him back. I think so.

So there's nowhere else to go from. There's certainly no way that this could be brought back as some sort of stunt in the larger, like the MCU mainline stuff and not this weird side Eddie that they co-produced. The fact that this is the only profitable part of the Spider-Man without Spider-Man universe, I don't think that would let them ruin

the narrative coherence of the series by bringing the characters back from the dead. I don't know about that. Anyway, yeah, sorry, go on. So Venom 2 was the one that ended with him being pulled into the Marvel universe, right? Yes, and this addresses that briefly at the beginning. But so let's get into it. Let's let's do it Who's doing the summary this time?

Buckle your sort of the venom of the podcast. You're the real venom of the podcast Lethal protector energy Yeah, so we begin the movie as by closed captioning said with hissing and snarling and we meet no God of the void slicer of worlds now, this is a marble Villain that actually exists this is not this isn't of what we say not as what not as I presumed some bullshit that venom made up So I look at a real thing. He does look like a World of Warcraft villain

Yeah, he does He is the villain from a storyline that was in the relatively recent Venom comics named The King in Black, where it turns out that he is the personification of the void. He personifies the void by basically being an evil Ernie looking type of like, smiling like a rictus, pale, long-haired, white-haired character. And he is the creator of the Klintar, also known as the Symbiots, and he can do stuff to control them and whatever.

And he represents destruction and nothingness. And in the, I don't know if they've made this connection in the movies, probably not, but like Gore the God Butcher from the Thor movies and the Thor comics, he is connected. That's how he gets his power. It's somehow connected to Null also. And this, I mean, the existence of this character

made more sense to me when I started, when I remembered that like, you know, in the Marvel Universe we have these corners that are like Asgard or like more high fantasy corners, because watching this movie I'm like, this seems weird that there's this sort of like dark fantasy character with like a flaming sword in shackles somewhere

and that that's somehow connected to the venom symbiote. And at no point does he actually interact with any other characters. Yeah, that's true. I will say this is a character who I have mixed feelings about in the actual comics because it does feel like it takes a character who I grew up with thinking of as a crazy guy with super powered clothes that are also crazy.

And he is more of a murderer who thinks he's a hero and hates Spider-Man. And this blows him up into a cosmically important character who at a certain point is the only thing standing between total destruction and the continuing existence of the universe. But it is weird to suddenly start this movie with a character who looks like Elric, basically. Like, you know, talking about how he will make

the universe burn and things like that. Which is something that Elric would probably do, yes. Sure, yeah, evil sword and everything. So I could see how this might be jarring to audiences who are not familiar with this character at all. It's a real tonal shift for the main series. But Noel drops some backstory on us. He was betrayed by his quote children,

which was of course on these symbiotes. He talks about some bullshit codex that will free him. And so the movie has its MacGuffin and he sends some non-symbiotic slimy monsters to find the xenophages. Or xenophages. Xenophages, okay. Is that from the comics?

I think they are from the comics, yeah. A lot of this null stuff, I read it at the time and it didn't quite, there is a codex in the comics, but it's in, I think, the blood of Dylan Brock, Eddie's estranged son, who's a kid, who eventually becomes Venom for a little bit. And it's all stuff that, it's stuff that doesn't, it's not the Venom that I grew up with. That's all I'm gonna say, you know.

But this is a lot of comic stuff, yeah. So we join Eddie Brock though, Tom Hardy, our hero. Bronson himself. He's still at a bar in the MCU universe that he was of course zapped into during No Way Home, but he's quickly sent back to the No Spidey's averse, presumably by Doctor Strange offscreen. We don't see like this.

Talking to the same bartender played by Danny Reyes from Ted Lassa. It really is an enormous waste of the idea of Eddie Brock showing up in the Marvel Universe. And I don't know if I think it is funny to make a big deal out of him being transported there and all he does is hang out at a bar and then get sent back home. Or if I think it is a waste of potential. And I'm not sure, because the other thing is that,

Venom in the comics, we probably talked about this with the other Venom movies, his whole motivation is that he hates Spider-Man. Eddie Brock's career was ruined by Spider-Man, Eddie Brock's career was ruined by Spider-Man. The symbiote was rejected by Spider-Man. So they combine their hatred of Spider-Man into become this new being that hates Spider-Man the most. And so for Venom to show up in the Marvel Universe, I guess the implication is,

now he's gonna go after Spider-Man, why would he? They don't know each other, they're strangers, it doesn't matter. I do, my favorite bit in the comics was when Spider-Man defeats Venom by being like, okay, Symbiote, you can come back and like, I'll take you back. And the Symbiote like pulls too hard

and that he and Eddie are joined too closely and it like knocks them both out. Like perfect. It's also that like, so the whole thing is that the Symbiote and Eddie Brock have permanently bonded in a way Spider-Man refused to do with the Symbiote. When him saying like, I'll take you back.

It's what I like about it. It is it is the hero defeating the villain by breaking the villain's heart by showing that the feelings like teammate would rather be with Spider-Man. Which is kind of like the way audiences have reacted to this non-Spider-Man universe. I guess so. Yeah. reacted to this non-Spider-Man universe. I guess so, yeah. But anyway, in what is for Eddie Brock, bar prime, tropical bar prime, Vinan quips about being done with multiverse shit. The whole audience applauds, I assume.

They're like, yeah, we get it. And he does some Tom Cruise cocktail stuff. Love it. Makes him a drink. On the news, a convenient report relating to Eddie Brock himself, he's wanted for murder for something that I'd forgotten about from Venom 2. It's also amazing that this local American crime story

is on Mexican news. Web-based English language news broadcast in Mexico. But it's a big story, I guess. It's a bar that's catering to tourists, it makes sense. Yeah, good point, good point. It's always tuned to MSNBC or something. Yeah but uh Yeah, it's because he supposedly killed this cop at the end of the last movie, which of course it was not

carnage With the not at all No imagination name of Patrick Mulligan. He is the character from the comics, but I just love they're like, I guess he's an Irish cop Let's call him Patrick Mulligan. Like sure They're like, okay. We got to hide out in New York because we're wanted men slash alien and They're immediately picked up on CCTV as they leave the bar. So we know they're being watched They do some lethal protector shit eating up some dogfighter guys

That's Tom Hardy's Tom Hardy's really passionate about dog rescue. So I'm glad that he gets to bring his love into this That's true. He does love to the thing is we see they have a lot of dogs in cages I think it's just kind of implied that they're doing something bad with the dogs We never see them do anything all we really like a ledger that has a bunch of note like hash marks on it Oh, okay. So maybe that's it because all we really know for sure. They see like a ledger that has a bunch of note like hash marks on it. Oh okay, so maybe that's it. Cause all we really know is that these are a bunch of guys. It says Thursday. These are a bunch of guys with.

Legal dog fights. Yeah. It says Monday, buy dogs. Tuesday, make them fight. Wednesday, kill other dogs. Cause all we really know is that guys with tattoos are dogs. Thursday, destroy evidence. Yeah.

It's all here, black and white. Yeah, they do a fight. This fight's kind of funny. Eddie throws a shoe at one point, which leads to a movie-long gag about how he's always losing his shoes. And so as they leave, one of the big other monsters is lurking in the shadows, and someone somewhere says,

get me General Strickland, so you know things are getting serious. There's General Strickland being called in. Oh boy, there is- He's got the strict in his name. You know this dude doesn't fuck around. At the scenes between General Strickland, we'll get to them and the scientist in it,

it is nonstop them saying- Juno Temple, yeah. Juno Temple, them saying exposition to each other that those characters would already know. And I found, I was like, there was much, and I will not blame the writers of the movies for this But there was so much of the movie where I was like Why am I trying so hard to hide the exposition and the things that are right when these characters are just stating it outright? So so blatantly, you know, well, let's talk about him. We meet him right now. It's true. It's a legit four shows up He's great second second go-around in the MCU, baby

This is not the MCU technically he was a mordo. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right He was Mordo in the Doctor Strange movies, but that's a different universe. So it's okay He kidnaps the bartender because he's been exposed to this Symbiote guy, I guess they're trying to figure out information. I don't know this is of course in American military operations Of course, they can go into Mexico kidnap a Mexican national and then how do they have the jurisdiction? Probably black ops by the way, I guess it's but it's up black ops But they're all in I mean they're all of course all wearing green camouflage as they walk around the Mexican City Yeah, you know yeah, that's ridiculous. We should be sending them to Canada

No, that's like guess what Sorry and we just stop all the, that's like guess what? Sorry. Bad reference to bad, stupid people making stupid news. Let's see, we're introduced to, do you know Temple's character? She's having some kind of dream where she's a kid with her brother. He's like, I wanna work at NASA so bad,

and then he gets struck by lightning. It's like, as long as I am not exposed to my only weakness, lightning hits. I love space and the things that come out of it. Uh-oh, something from the sky has killed me, but I love it so. This is so weird to me, because it's like, what are we not gonna believe

that Juno Chippal could work as a alien scientist at NASA without having a backstory involving a kid brother dying from lightning? The thing is, Dan, sometimes when people make movies or tell stories, they're like, my audience is fucking stupid. So I need to make things as clear as possible and explain every little fucking thing

because they're idiots. I have this job because I had to fulfill the dream of a man who died. I guess if ever there is, and this is a character they don't do that much with in the movie. It feels very strange that they've given her any backstory or flashbacks at all.

They should have used that time to give her stuff to do in the present. Now, so according to Wikipedia, she's haunted by the death of her brother from a lightning strike that also paralyzed her arm. I did not recognize her as having a paralyzed arm. No, not at all. Did you notice that? that? I didn't notice it at all. Okay. But it is very funny to suddenly go to a flashback for a character who otherwise will receive

no character development throughout the film. Well, she and Strickland head for work. Where do they work? Not in an office. Area 51. Not Area 51. They work under Area 51 in a different area. Because Area 51 is being decommissioned as we hear on the radio. It's being decommissioned in the funniest possible way, which is by having voice activated tanks of acid spill out onto the buildings to dissolve them. It is a good idea, actually. And of course, they're setting it up for it to be used in the big climax against the bad

guys. But it is a very funny way to demolish government property is to set up a huge tank of acid, attach it to a voice activation trigger so that Strickland has to go to each one and say, Strickland, and then it says, voice activation recognized, and then just sprinkles acid out of the tanks onto the buildings. Yep. He's using the Chekhov brand. Chekhov brand acid tanks. So anyway, these two are a real odd couple.

She's optimistic about aliens and he's a real like, everything's a potential enemy guy. Not since the thing from another world. Have we seen such an interesting pairing of a scientist who likes aliens and an army guy who doesn't? What does Stuart say? Yeah, in the biz we call this a Dharma and Greg. Oh, okay. I mean, they're not technically a couple though. They're not a romantic couple, we should say also.

Maybe they are actually. They were a romantic couple on Dharma and Greg. I thought they were just roommates. No, no, they were married, Stuart. They were together. Oh, I'll have to watch the show again. Again? It's a big thing to miss.

You might've watched Dharma and Grieg in which Dharma and Edvard Grieg, the composer, shared a room. They were just friends. They were just roommates, yeah. Well, at ARA 51, they're studying the cop that Eddie supposedly killed, but he's actually got stray space goo all over him

and he's turned into a symbiote himself, or he has one, rather. He has a symbiote now. Now, does he already have one or they exposed him to one? I think he had one and he was, he wasn't doing well so they had to bond him with another symbiote or something. Ah, I see, okay.

The 51 crew interrogate the cop. They learned that the symbiotes came here to try and escape Null. Which I don't I mean like I it's a weird I don't know it's a weird way that this movie tries to make all of the symbiotes into sort of like nice guys. They're all refugees from an alien monster. Yeah. They also still do like you know bite people's heads off and eat them. Authoritarian yeah also still do like, you know bite people's heads off and eat them But whatever, you know, it's it's the classic will make you like these guys by having a bigger bad guy. Yes situation and the cop has some sort of generic fantasy vision of an apocalyptic future with a flaming sword and he goes the darkness has teeth and

Meanwhile, it is so funny to, anytime this happens in a thing, and I'm sure I'm guilty of it in my own work sometimes, or will be in the future, where people are like, explain to us what's going on, instead of saying we're fleeing Null, who's an evil alien god, and he's trying to find and destroy us. It's like, out in the darkness, he waits. The darkness has teeth.

Something grew. Something grew, the sword, or like in 28 Days Later. Grew? Grew is out there. Grew the wanderer. Grew the wanderer. his teeth. Something grew. Something grew, the sort of, or like in 28 Days Later. Grew? Grew is out there. Grew the wanderer. Grew the wanderer is out there. Look at her cheese dip causing trouble. With Yusagi Ojinbo?

Both of them together. Of course, because Stan Sikai works on both. Where in 28 Days Later, when a guy wakes up from a coma and he's chased by a zombie, and he's like, what's going on? And the woman goes, it didn't happen the way you'd think it would happen. It didn't, it's like, just tell me that there's zombies on the loose.

I wanna know what the antecedent to it is in that sentence. It's the it that I'm wondering about the existence of, the identity of. Yeah, well, Eddie and Vinam are flying to New York, not the normal way, but on the outside of the plane. It's pretty funny, actually. They're clapping on the outside. It's funny, not the normal way, but on the outside of the plane. It's pretty funny, actually. They're clamping on the outside. It's funny, but it's weird,

because Eddie himself is mostly outside of Venom. Venom could engulf Eddie, but instead, Eddie's sort of hanging on to Venom up in like 30,000 feet or whatever. Where there's not enough oxygen to live, and it's super cold. And also, the symbiote, I don't remember if it's the same in these movies,

but in the comics, the symbiote, I don't remember if it's the same in these movies, but in the comics, the symbiote is weak, one of his weaknesses is loud sounds. So to be strapped to the side of a plane would be very difficult for him probably. I mean, later on there's a reason why Eddie can't go full Venom, but I don't think they know that at that point. No, they don't know that yet.

But there's a reason to. Yeah. It's mainly a goof, you know. Yeah, it's a funny thing. Just for silliness. I mean, it's a silly movie, come on. There's a mid-air action sequence They're attacked by one of the monsters and venom turns into a parachute to save Eddie

That's cool. And then we meet a UFO conspiracy couple who are like driving around in like a Winnebago And I didn't know I did. Starring Reese Ipham. Yeah, I didn't recognize him at first and I'm like, oh Reese. Reese Ipham's appearing in yet another Spider-Man related movie after playing the lizard in the Spider-Man series. Yeah, it's great. I wanted a Reese's Beast and I got one. Piece of Reese. I will say this family, it's this hippie family

that is trying to see Area 51 so they can see an alien. I at first hated this family, then loved them, and then got very disappointed that they didn't go away and they had to be part of the climax of the movie. There's a part in the movie that's coming up where they're riding in, Eddie is riding in their car and they're singing a song together. And there's a moment where the mom is driving

and the daughter who's a teenager who hates her family is in the front seat. And the mom kind of holds onto the daughter's hand and the daughter looks at her a teenager who hates her family, is in the front seat and the mom kind of holds onto the daughter's hand and the daughter looks at her and smiles at her and they have a younger son who's genuinely enjoying this trip. And I was like, this is the most real any characters have felt in any of these movies in years, I feel like.

Just this one family that is doing kind of a family thing and Eddie's just there watching it. And I was like, I really love this moment in this character's and then the characters keep showing up throughout the movie and I'm like, come on guys, just let them go. I would say the scene is slightly undercut while they're singing Major Tom that Venom is shouting the lyrics alongside them.

Yes, that's true. It's more the moments between the family and not Venom going, this is my jam, yes! You know, that kind of stuff. Well, the emotions are undercut. We can argue about that scene when we get to it. We're not quite there yet. And not Venom going, this is my jam, yes! Well, the emotions undercut. We can argue about that scene when we get to it. We're not quite there yet. Oh my God. Eddie notices that Venom is acting weird when they land.

I thought you said Venny for a moment. I'm like, my cousin Venny? My cousin Venny. Oh man. We'll get my cousin Venny. His lawyer's name is. He'll just eat the judge. Yeah, his symbiote's the lawyer.

And then Marissa Tomei is shouting at Venom, going, my biological clock is ticking like this. I mean, his accent is pretty, would be fitting for a New York New Jersey lawyer. But now you imagine Venom in the city goes, the two utes. Excuse me, what is a ute? You know, utes.

Now I just want to see my cousin, Vanny. Don't play dumb. So you're saying Gritz cooks faster on your stovetop than anywhere else in the known universe. Eddie notices that Venom is acting weird. And this is manifested by Venom being sort of like a little floating head next to Eddie with symbiotic tendrils attached.

And he's like, why are you acting weird? He forces him to do an exposition dump where Venom explains if Eddie died, Venom can bring him back to life, but the act of doing that would combine their DNA, forming a key called a codex. And uh-oh, turns out that's already happened. We see a flashback to a previous Venom movie

where Eddie died, and I think that I also had forgotten I had forgotten about for this Explanation even though it is no thank God without it We just lost position would be lost in the darkness like Noel Yeah, and no needs that codex to escape the prison the Clint are put him in oh it just rolls off the tongue was non-jibberish But I never liked the name Clint arear, that's straight from the comics. I've always thought it was not a good sounding name for that alien species.

So if- I am President Clintar from another land. But if Eddie or Venom dies, the Codex goes away. Yes. So how do they get the Codex without killing them? I don't think Noel cares about killing them. I think he's fine with doing that. But if he kills them, the Codex goes away.

I think it's the, well, who knows? Maybe they grab him. He keeps them alive until the last minute, I don't know. Dump him into a keyhole. Okay. Shove Eddie Brock into a giant keyhole. Because if the whole thing was the Xenophages were just trying to capture him

and take him back alive, that would be more fun than them trying to eat everything. I think that, well, the xenophages are not the best tool for getting someone and bringing them back as opposed to just eating everybody. But I imagine it's a similar situation to Borderlands, where they're under the belief that the girl is the key to the vault,

but that using her to open the vault will kill her probably it's that kind of Thing so probably xenophages would maybe they can I don't maybe they can pull the codex out of them or something I don't know. It's a dumb movie. It doesn't make sense. Maybe he's built them to do that So this is also an alien species that eats people and then spits the blood out the back of their head like they're a wood chipper I kind of like that part. Yeah blood out the back of their head like they're a wood chipper. I kind of like that part. The other main plot upshot of All This Jibberish is that Venom cannot totally take over Eddie

as I said before because that, when he's in full control, the bad guys can sense him and track him. Oh great, so I come to a Venom movie and I don't get to see fucking Venom. Don't worry Stuart, you're going to get to see plenty of Venom because they just can't help themselves. And you're going to get to see a Venom horse they just can't help themselves And you're gonna get to see a venom horse a venom frog some other stuff Yeah, speaking of that horse they find them right now I didn't love I don't know I think I felt bad for the horse because it starts out with like yeah

I'll ask you you make that horse go without killing it. I'm like don't put that thought to my head movie. Oh, yeah But just do the thing but they find the, they turn him into a venom horse. Does venom do this shit in the comics where he like? No. Okay. The thing is that sometimes they'll put the symbiote on different stuff, but the whole thing about Eddie Brock and the symbiote, at least originally,

was that like they're bonded permanently. Now they cannot be separated from each other. But then eventually they did find a way to separate him and he's gone around and there's been venom animals. But I feel like when they do it, it's not not well actually they'll do with other symbiotes a lot There was a Tyrannosaurus venom at one point like there is they do that in the Savage land or something I don't remember but something like that that all the characters have had venom symbiotes on them at some point or another now So they but they gallop at super speed don't stop me now by Queen

Do you think how did you guys feel about that song choice? But they gallop at super speed to Don't Stop Me Now by Queen. Do you think, how did you guys feel about that song choice? Did you feel also as I did, but that is a song that I've heard a lot in stuff now, and I'd be happy to find a different song that got across the same idea? Somehow I had actually not heard that song pre-Shawna the Dead, even though it's a big Queen song. But since that time, yeah, it's all over the place. Should have been what, like Take Me Home Country Road or something? What do you think? I mean, that would place. Should have been one like Take Me Home Country Road or something, what are you thinking?

I mean, that would have been funnier if it was Take Me Home Country Road. It's funnier to have not a high energy song while you're watching a guy get pulled by a horse covered in an alien goo. What if it went, Wild, wild is the wind that takes me away. What if that song was playing?

I've been riding to the desert on a horse from now on Has a name it is venom. What about a goodbye horses? But Q Lazarus, yeah, I don't know that song Ever seen something slowly. Yeah, it's like sticking his penis between oh, that's what he's like dancing to himself. Okay. Yeah Horses and add it to your gym mix. I will the mix that I play when I'm hanging out with my friend Jim Davis creator Garfield Yeah, it's all based wraps Well, anyway the army They they don't buy this like we're refugees by the way

If you put a single happy Monday song on that playlist Jim days Jim Davis loses his shit He's gonna be so mad. Mondays are never happy No, I appreciate so he she would tell us like let's go snag venom I like him so much as an actor, but he's always forced to play a guy with a lot of gravitas, and I would love it if he got to be just a silly guy. Yes, I would love that too.

I feel like he's got it in him, and I wish he could use it more often. I thought this was a kind of fun action sequence, even though, Elliot, you expressed disdain for venom bonding to other things, but I like of fun action sequence, even though Elliot, you expressed disdain for venom bonding to other things, but I like this river action sequence where he's like. When the venom symbiote is kind of like jumping from animal to animal and it's just a second of siege,

I was like, that's cool, I like that idea. Yeah, it becomes a fish, it becomes a frog, a venom frog. He saves Eddie by fully transforming, even though that'll tip off the alien again and Eddie Before he's fully transformed Eddie kills one of the soldiers that is chasing after them and this really bothers him I mean they did bite the heads off of four men earlier in the movie But this one particularly bothers him I think because he can't say venom did this it's I did this He did this and he also like see like, their mask comes off after he shoots them

and he like looks them in their faces the last light of life. Also, you know, like I'm not personally in favor of just going out and killing criminals, but at least in his morality is like, oh, these like Venom's got to eat so we're eating criminals, not like someone who was presumably

just ordered to take me in. Well, yeah, but I mean,, these like black bag squads, they probably done all kinds of horrible shit. I guess so. The thing is, Venom also likes to eat chocolate, and so they could just buy a lot of chocolate, but instead they go out and they bite the heads off of criminals. It feels like at that point it's a choice

to eat the brains and kill those people. I will say, one thing I want to say about, which we haven't really talked about this, is Tom Hardy really commits to playing a guy who looks like he is a total wreck, and just like a total slob, who is at the end of his rope and has hit rock bottom. And I really like that about it.

Tom Hardy, a guy who can be incredibly physically intimidating, but he makes himself seem like such a wimp. It's a sense, yeah, it feels like a superhero movie where the dude Lebowski is like the hero of the movie just kind of shambling through and and not and and Does not look like he should be winning fights and I really like that that aspect of it, you know But it looks like a guy who has been worn out by the past few movies. Yes. Yeah. Well, yeah You've got a venom on you and we we and we see this in the long flashback sequence at the very end, the flashback montage of times

shared between Eddie and Venom, a lot of which just happened in this movie. But you do see a couple from the first movie and you're like, oh man, he was a little bit younger. Yeah. Back in Area 51, you know, Temple interrogates the symbiote again and the symbiote's like, Venom is the one who has the codex,

which gives the army even moreote's like Venom is the one who has the codex which gives the army even more motivation to kill them. Meanwhile Eddie meets that family of hippie alien seekers who offer him a ride to Vegas and as previously mentioned there's a sing-along to David Bowie's space odyssey that Venom loves. He's for once right? Sorry, space oddity, yes. For once he's glad he did not eat people. And yeah, the emotions perhaps are a little undercut by Venom yelling out lyrics, but I enjoyed it because I was imagining Tom Hardy playing Venom,

loving David Bowie's space oddity, and knowing how much he loves to play that character and do that crazy voice. I feel like a lot of these choices are probably in line with things Tom Hardy wants to do. He's not doing things he's not into. My guess is that Tom Hardy has a certain amount of control at this point, yeah,

over what's happening on screen in these movies and what he does. But this scene, like, this is the kind of scene you would have seen in an older movie and then those characters would have dropped them off at Vegas, and they would have had a goodbye, which we see, and they would have disappeared from the movie. Or later, maybe, they would have looked at a TV

and seen Eddie on the TV and been like, that's the guy we saw. But instead, these characters keep coming back throughout the movie, and it lessens, this one scene, like I was saying, has an emotional power that I feel like is a real thing about it. Eddie's seeing, Venom's seeing a family

that he will never have. That's an experience he'll never experience. And Venom says to him, we should have had a family, or maybe we should have had children. And I was like, oh, this is a real emotional moment that is working for me in this movie. But at the movie, yeah, it cheapens it each time. And as soon as I saw that kid, and he's like,

I'm afraid of aliens, Eddie, I'm like, oh, they're gonna put him in danger later I don't want that like that's not something I want in this movie so and I mean I feel like that's kind of symptomatic of all the venom movies that like they They're fairly standard and then they have occasional brushes with actual like interesting stuff Like what when venom went to the rave in the second one? Performs a song right? Yeah Yeah, well much as the movie sort of second one. Yeah, and performs a song, right? Yeah, yeah. Well, much as the movie sort of takes a break

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What are they up to? Well, they've just made it to, what do you call it? Well, Las Vegas, that's what I call it. That's what I call it. Lost Vegas, from One Sixth String Samurai, yeah. They shamble around Vegas for a while, kind of just talking to themselves. At one point they knock a guy out

so Tom Hardy can put on tuxedo. I do like the bit where he's not allowed to go into a Vegas casino because he doesn't look good. And I'm like, guys, he looks exactly like everybody I've ever fucking seen in Vegas. Yeah, what is this dress code for the casino? But, you know. Also, I kind of missed the days

where the symbiote was his clothes. I kind of, maybe the producers are like, for God sakes, Tom, we'll let you look like a Shamples for most of the movie. Put on a tuxedo once in this film. They make jokes about how he looks like the sexiest man alive, and I'm like, he was, I'm sure he was people magazine's

sexiest man alive at some point. Here's my fix for why why venom can't pee his clothes Because I think that would get to the point where there's enough venom on him that maybe the xenophages can see him or something like that I don't know And the you're in the comics Eddie Brock is just wearing underpants with the symbiote on top of him And it just changes clothes depending on what he wants to do. Yeah Yeah, and they're like big old, tidy whiteys, right? Like they're like chum-seen in underwear.

They're usually white. Yeah, they're just big white Hanes underpants, yeah. Man, I, man. Awesome. In the casino, Venom immediately... Like no wonder they're close, because all he's wearing is underpants, and then he's covered with his best friend.

Yeah, everyone's dream. You have to wear your best friend around. Skin to skin. Like a mother and a newborn baby. While I was watching this movie... Yes, this is what we're talking about. Not to give too much info on the life of Stuart Wellington, but as I was watching this movie, I was sitting down on the bed. I was wearing some... I think I was wearing my jeans,

which is important because that is the cue for my cat Muscles to jump onto the bed and then roll around on my lap for a while because he doesn't like bare skin. He only likes jeans. Unlike Venom, he doesn't like being skin to skin. He likes to be on my jeans. But it was a moment where I'm like, ah, Muscles. Muscles was also kind of groggy

because he was recovering from having surgery. So he was rolling around on me and I'm like, muscles is kind of like my venom. Like he yells at me, he's annoying all the time, but I love him going. You brought it back. Cause like, you know. I was also wondering, Dan, how this was related to anything.

Unlike Elliot, I love cats. I adore them. But I was kind of wondering what the, what's gonna be, how does this connect? Why are my two friends concerned about me telling a story about my life? Aren't they interested in my life and want to hear from me? Is that really a story about your life? Yes, just because I wasn't the hero in the story.

Sometimes we're not the main character in our lives, guys. Because they just animated a moment ofeness between you and your beloved pet. Anyway. He looks angry at the idea that I could have a closeness with somebody that isn't him. Well, Elliot, next time I'm wearing jeans, you can roll around on my lap. Thank you. That's all I'm asking for, to get the full experience. In the casino, Venom has an immediate gambling problem. He wants to play the slots

They run into mrs. Chin the daily order from the first couple movies. She's been winning big They go to her room. She looks great in her sequined dress. She wants to dance with them and Dancing Queen starts and venom my guess is so overcome with the power of dance, he forgets the one rule that he can't fully become Venom, because he immediately does it for this dance sequence with her. Yeah. And that's why.

Yes, what is, is the xenophage not gonna notice because he's dancing so cool that the Codex is there? No, it does notice, yeah. I mean, I like to think that Venom wanted an audience to his dance. It is a fun sort of weird fake out, because do that though like they have the monster show up and then Venom hides inside Eddie again, and it's like, you know t-rex rules and oh like the Can't sense the monster anymore. He'll just go away

And then the army comes in kidnap said afterwards. So I guess that was the fake out. Meanwhile, the hippie family is at Area 51. They want to break in, see what's up. Hippies, right? Yeah, they're always breaking into the army bases. Always trying to break into Area 51. That's the thing I know about hippies, for sure. A de-venomized Eddie runs into the...

Let's just say also, these are bad parents. It's one thing to take your kids to look at Area 51. A hippie? A de-venomized Eddie runs into the- Let's just say also, these are bad parents. Yeah. Yeah. It's one thing to take your kids to look at Area 51. A hippie? Another thing to have them be sneaking in under the fence at a classified military installation. And I think the eldest child keeps pointing out

that they're bad parents and they should be taken away from that. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, so Eddie runs in, Eddie's in a jail cell, he runs into the cop in the next cell, who tells him to release the symbiote army, kept in the lab, and to keep the codex from null. The army shows up to fuck everything up like officials tend to do, and in the chaos, Eddie and-

Very libertarian bent from Dan all of a sudden. Well- I guess you wanna drain the swamp and take a chainsaw Very libertarian bent from Dan all of a sudden. I guess you want to drain the swamp and take a chainsaw to the deep state, Dan. Wow. Okay, I'm talking about the military industrial complex specifically. Yeah, you're mad about all these DEI hires that are screwing things up for America's military. Normally he talks about that off air.

Today he tells it. I'm just amazed he's bringing it onto the show and bringing the Max Fund Drive no less. It's an anti-military stance. Not the people, but sort of the general vibe. Yeah, sure, sure. Yeah, the robots that are in control. It's all people, Dan. Anyway.

Lizard people is what Dan says. Yeah, yeah, because he's been listening to a lot of David Ike's stuff. All the shape-changing multidimensional lizards. The point is, they create chaos so that Eddie and Venom can be reunited, solving a plot complication almost immediately. Yeah, like the symbiote jumped on one of the researchers and then bounced from her to Eddie, right?

I don't know, man. It happened so fast. It all happened so fast. Yeah, it's a duck blur. The monster shows up and Junotempo listens to venoms like his instructions to release the symbiotes who bind to various scientists to fight the monster. And everyone breaks out.

Which is what we signed up for, right? We signed up for a movie featuring a ton of venoms and we get a ton of them. it's a sequel to a Venom movie. It's gonna have more Venoms. Oh, yeah Those are Easter egg Venoms. Yeah, these are Easter egg Venoms not all of them, but many of them are Easter egg Venoms There's riot there's toxin that these are these are Characters that are loosely based on on symbiotic characters that are also in the comics and who don't show up that often and later on based on symbiote characters that are also in the comics and who don't show up that often. And later on, not to spoil things too much, but Juno Temple bounds with a symbiote

and she's got cool symbiote hair. I like that. That's how you know she's a lady. There's a comic, there's a symbiote lady who has long symbiote hair in the comics. Are there any at least male characters with symbiote hair? No, the male characters tend to be pretty bald when they're in the symbiote mode, yeah. It's only a ladies thing, yeah.

Much the same way that the personification of Death in the Marvel Universe is a skeleton in a robe, but she still has boobs, so you know she's a lady. Yeah, I like how you said personification, which is what, the first version of Sonic the Hedgehog, when his face looked too human. Too human, too much, yeah. Those little teeth. The fight spills out to where the hippies can see them, Eddie reunites with them.

At one point, one of the symbiotes yells at Chewatelle for killing another one of them, saying, we are not the bad guys. I'm like, what are we doing here, everyone? Dan, this Venom movie about a man who has alien clothes That is being it stalked by other aliens. It's got a an important message about not other ring This xenophage is like unstoppable it like yeah scarfs scarfs people if it takes any damage It like it constitutes blow it up. It's fine. You shoot it. It's fine

Yeah, although it and it's fine. Although it is vulnerable to being, having its head chopped off as we find out later. That's the one thing you can't do. It's vulnerable to when the right character kills it. That is, that's enough. I was gonna bring this up when we got there, but we may as well talk about it now.

Yeah, later on one's head gets chopped off, another one gets blasted in the head with a rocket launcher. and I'm like, okay, I guess that kills them. Literally everything else has just had them reconstitute themselves, and the movie is not really making it clear that these are permanently dead, especially when there's so many monsters racing all over the place. This is one place where I, as a stupid audience member, could have used someone like, cut off their heads, it's the only way to kill them, and to be like, okay, I know where we're at now,

thanks, thumbs up, I know the rules, but. Their head is their connection to null, so they must not have it severed from their body. Well, speaking of things the monsters can and can't do, at this point, it lets out a ringing signal to both alert null and also temporarily separate the symbiotes from the people that they're on, which had me wondering, why did this monster

not do this at any time earlier in the movie? It's gotta be on a fuckin' cool down or something. If they have that ability all the time, it's OP, it is gonna ruin the game. And they don't necessarily want to separate the symbiote from Eddie too, because they need that sweet codex Eddie soobs off in a motorcycle to distract the monsters for a while from the family who decided they don't like aliens after all

other than their friend Eddie Chihuahua is stabbed by a monster tail Meanwhile venom and another symbiote used chopper blades to cut off a monster's head fully killing it Eddie's pulled to safety. With some motorcycle tricks, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Venom uses his long arms to pull Eddie to safety. He's been stabified by some shrapnel

or something like that. And Venom's like, I have to sacrifice myself to keep the Kodaks from locking Noel. These sentences. So he does a hero walk while the symbiote absorbs various monsters, which is yet another thing where I'm like, he could do this all the time. I feel like as silly as this is, there was something like, there was something weirdly sad

about this scene between the two kids. Well, you know what I found genuinely tender? I was about to get to it. He ejects Eddie out to keep him safe while he's putting himself in acid. And there's this weirdly sweet moment, I thought, where he sends a little tendril out to put an armored door over Eddie

to try and protect him from what's coming up next. Which is... He does not do that for Chua-tel-chif. Chua-tel. No, Chua-tel who is dying? He's just holding him up to the voice recognition thing so he can say, Strickland and then have the acid come down. And he blows everything up with a grenade too.

Which I'm not sure how that door protected Eddie because that grenade also seems to set off like the entire Anything explosive in the general vicinity goes up I think that's the same way that in Craven He is blown up with a missile and then falls in a pile of rubble falls in him And he just bugs bunny his way out where he just suddenly is standing behind the bad guy with no explanation Yeah, it's just it's just hero stuff At the last minute as everything explodes,

Junotemple is only able to save one of her colleagues by breaking a test tube and turning herself into a symbiote host at the last minute. Oh great, she's got a best friend now, it's cool. Eddie wakes up in the hospital calling for venom and an army guy's like, he's not coming back. These Sony movies were a bad idea, he's not coming back. I love this, it's a very funny moment when he looks over

and there's just been an army guy standing there the whole time waiting for him to wake up, I guess, to deliver the message to him, but it's just very funny. Yeah, but at least he pardons Eddie for anything he possibly could be prosecuted for with the caveat. Something that a military leader doesn't really have the ability to do. Well, maybe he's a messenger.

I mean, he adds the caveat that, of course, he will be indefinitely detained somewhere if he speaks a word of any of it. And then we have the ending of the film before the credits, where Eddie walks around New York dreaming a sentimental montage of all of the fun times he had with Venom. Because Venom had been talking about how much he wanted to see New York.

The one thing I missed is the- Rune Fives of Memories plays. Sorry, Gula. Yeah, it's fine. The one clip that they did not play from previous movies, I really would like the moment where Michelle Williams is sitting with him on a stoop and she's like, Eddie, I'm sorry about Venom. I'm sorry about venom And he stares out at Lady Liberty and he says I won't forget you buddy

Cinamental ending a tale of a man in love with an alien like no shit, dude He's not gonna forget the like month. He was bonded with an alien. Like, no shit, dude, he's not gonna forget the like, months he was bonded with an alien biting people's heads off. No matter how much therapy he can get, he will never forget Venom. I mean, it does open the possibility that he'll get married, have a family,

and then just be like, eating dinner sometime, be like, oh, you know who I just thought about? Venom. I haven't thought about him in years. Yeah. Who? Oh, I never who I just thought about? Venom. I haven't thought about him in years. Yeah. Who? Oh, I never told you about him. My roommate slash body mate.

Oh, we were. Yeah, we were so close. Yeah, he's on a camping trip with friends and somebody gets bitten by a snake and they're like, hurry, Eddie, get the anti-venom. He's like, venom? I got a story for you, buddy. Eddie, there's not time.

So the listed runtime for this film is one hour 50, but here at one hour 32, we get credits. And Stewart was like, ooh, I'm living on borrowed time, baby. And he turned it off. Of course. Are there credit scenes? You better believe it, Vin Heads. There's a mid credit one where Nulls swears he's gonna find a way to Earth and destroy it.

And he says, and you will watch. And I'm like, I don't know, I don't think so. Unless they change around. Unless Sony changes his mind, but maybe. I mean, if it happens, we will watch it for the podcast, probably. Yeah, of course, yeah. And then there's the end credits.

The actual last dance. Yeah, of course, yeah. And then there's the end credits. The actual last dance. Yeah. And the very end of the credits. Wait, there's another one? Yeah, the bartender emerges from the smoking rooms of Area 51 where he'd been held, and a cockroach crawls up to some remaining symbiote in a test tube, which retroactively gives context

to some utterly meaningless chatter Judo Temple has with the security guard earlier about how cockroaches survive You know for millions of years or whatever and I'm like, yeah, that's a you know That's the true thing about cockroaches. Why is this movie at this point? Security guard is like also nods like yeah. Yeah, you're not very good at making small talk Are you well go on does it become like a venom cockroach? It threatens to, but the screen goes black. It's implied that this cockroach will now be a venom cockroach,

which is one of those things where, we've already seen venom symbiotes in the wild on people and other animals. We know there are other venom symbiotes that survived. So I don't quite know what the purpose is of this moment, if it's supposed to seem cool, but quite know what the purpose is of this moment, if it's supposed to seem cool, but the idea, usually this is when you realize,

oh, there's still one left. Here we go again. We know Juno Temple's walking around with one on, right? Like the other ones are still around, I think. So it kind of undercuts the coolness of finding out there's another, because you know there's a bunch of other ones too. Yeah.

Well, let's get into our final judgments of the final or last dance. Dance, yeah, not the final dance. Is this a good bad movie, a bad bad movie, or a movie kind of like, this is entirely out of like weird affection that I've grown to have for these movies, having to watch all of them for the podcast.

I did kind of like this, I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome of like Tom Hardy really loves doing this. There's enough silly things in each movie that I have fun and this one, like I said, before the credits drop was only an hour and a half. So I kinda liked it, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone per se.

So it's not your recommendation for this episode. Circumstances have caused me to learn to love Venom the way Eddie has. Yeah, that you've been bonded to the Venom series as Eddie Brock has bonded to Venom. Yeah, I mean, I feel like this is kind of on the border between a bad, bad movie and a movie I kind of like. There's some like, it is, I feel like it's

by the numbers in a lot of ways, but there are weird moments that are great. And it is just such a strange thing that this, so much of the movie is this guy who's like kind of hapless and like barely a hero, just wandering around. And then there's just a loud voice yelling at him, and you don't even see Venom for most of the time. It's just like, I don't know, it's just such a strange choice.

It's just, they're weird movies, okay, right? I think we can agree they're weird movies. Yeah, I agree with you. It's on that same line for me between Bad, Bad, and Movie, kind of like when it's just, exactly, when it's the weird moments where it's just Tom Hardy and Venom talking to each other, that's the kind of like when it's just exactly when it's the weird moments where it's just Tom Hardy and venom Talking to each other that that's the kind of stuff in the first movie. I was like alright He's like a wisecrack an alien who loves pop culture stuff

But now that has grown on me, and I think it's because you know weird It's weird to say this, but I feel like Tom Hardy has grown into the venom character in addition to making the Eddie Brock character More of a shambling loser you know know? And so I really like that. But anytime it's dealing with the main plot of the movie, it's super dull and exposition heavy, and yeah, like you're saying, by the numbers. And it's kind of fascinating that like Tom Hardy has basically turned this into,

and I'm assuming he has a lot of control over this, but I feel like the movies have turned into a weird like love affair between Tom Hardy and Tom Hardy. Like, it's like he's like, it's just such a weird thing. It's, and I would much rather see a movie about, at this point, about Eddie Brock trying to have a regular life and dealing with the fact that he's like a drop dead Fred type version of Venom, you know?

Because I agree, right? It's this weird thing of a love affair between two characters played by the same actor who feel like they're playing different sides of that same person. And that's more fun to me than any of this stuff. It would be so much more fun if they had lowered the stakes and there was like no other Venom characters in there. And it was just like him like, yeah, like him like, okay,

I have to deal with, yeah, I'm just like doing it. It's like a slice of life story where he's like dealing with like neighborhood problems, yeah, like him like, okay, I have to deal with, yeah, I'm just like doing, it's like a slice of life story where he's like dealing with like neighborhood problems basically. Yeah, that's what I wanna say. So you wanna? Yeah, so earlier today, I've been doing a lot of teasing, folks, I'm the tease master today,

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Why not? Let's treat ourselves. Yeah, that's what we call it, right? Do and letters. Well, I'll read them and then we'll respond. This is from Adam Lastnamewithheld. Do those letters, Dan. Adam Magoyan. Director of Exotica and the Sweet Hereafter, yep. Adam writes, as a native Minnesotan, I hold the 1996 Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary,

Jingle All the Way, near and dear to my heart as the pinnacle of the 90s Minnesota film renaissance, standing alongside Fargo, Mallrats, The Mighty Ducks, Drop Dead Fred, and Drop Dead Gorgeous as an essential piece of our cinematic history. The Drop Dead series. Drop Dead before midnight. This year, my wife and I meticulously tracked

and mapped Schwarzenegger's Christmas Eve film Odyssey to get a turbo man for Jamie and determined that to jingle all the way means driving 100 plus miles and or 3.5 hours plus in search of one very specific last minute gift, not counting shopping, committing multiple felonies, pushing his SUV, 10 across town, or many, many other shenanigans. Are there other movies that come to mind

for compressing an absurd amount of chaos into one day slash night? Thanks for the laughs and keep your stick on the ice. Adam Lasting withheld. Not after hours, that makes perfect sense to me. Well, the thing is, I gotta say, I love the one crazy night conceit, and I will forgive the idea of a bunch of chaos

being compressed into one night because that's part of the fun of it. What always bothers me in movies, even though I know that one of the points of filmmaking is we can compress or expand time at will. It's one of the magic powers of the cinema. But when a movie really relies on like putting something off for a long time for suspense, and then at the end like,

oh, we magically did it in like five minutes at the end of the movie, and that's okay. Like, I don't like that kind of like playing with time. But. I like it when they take the moments before death and they slow it down, and I get to see my hands running through the wheat field, I can see my dead family far off in the distance distance and I realize revenge was worth it, you know?

Or if you're like falling down the middle of like an atrium in a big building because Dread has shot you or whatever happens to you. Yeah, yeah. Dread has smashed a tube of Slow Mo into my mouth and then thrown me off a building Like it to experience slow-mo style Picture what a picture indeed. I think the only thing that bothers me along those ways is when characters go from From hating each other to being in love with each other over the course of one night You know or one day that happens a lot movies

Man, you know, or one day. That happens a lot in movies. And I'm always like... No, man, you haven't lived. I guess not. I guess not. But it can also be fun to see something, yeah, where it's just like, oh, what a night, oh, so much stuff happened. Oh, what a night. Yep, that's how it goes.

So much stuff happened in this movie. This actually, just like the last episode, this listener question is going to tie in with my movie recommendation. Oh of the T's master strikes again So that doesn't really answer, but it sort of does. Blake Last Name Withheld also writes in. Oh, cool. Blake writes, the ice cream truck just drove by and I was immediately compelled.

Is this a poem? Man, Blake Edwards is waiting for an ice cream truck? The ice cream truck just drove by and I was immediately compelled to cease my lazy day, get out of my awesome Jedi bathrobe and get dressed, I didn't run out there in the nude, and run after it to buy a Batman popsicle. I am 40 years old. What are things that create-

So this is one of those baby shoes, never worn type stories. What should I do? What are things that create such a childlike sense of honest nostalgia for you that you have no choice but to indulge? I don't mean fan service, I mean the stuff that actually triggers emotion.

Love you guys, Blake Lastname withheld. Thanks, Blake. This is a hard one to go, like I feel like often times we sort of like dance around the question because it's easier to be frank. Yeah. But there's stuff like that came to my mind like I love a movie that has stop motion in it

just cause it creates this connection to such a simple, beautiful past craft. But it's not like I'm indulging in a particular thing, it's just like a thing that I like when it comes up. Another sort of thing that came to mind is, my childhood movie hero was always Harrison Ford in, you know, like Star Wars or Indiana Jones. And so no matter how grumpy the man is, or when he turns into Brad Hulk, I'm like, you

know, I like even during the lean Harrison Ford years, I always at least considered seeing a movie that had him in it just because he was in it. You know, was that was that one with Brad Pitt the IRA movie? I mean I find that most of my nostalgia gets triggered by seeing old commercials like the commercials from when I was a kid They feel so different than modern commercials but also I think like the taste of Hebrew national beef salami is a real taste of my childhood that I don't get that often.

The touch of the cotton. Yeah, the touch of the cotton, the fabric of my life, yeah. But in terms of movies, yeah, I don't know. I mean, there's certain movies that like, I think movies that have a very mid 80s level of technology, whenever watching those, there's a certain sort of nostalgia to like when I was a little kid and just how much more analog the world was and how much less digital it was.

So I have a real, for a long time, the like Annapurna logo, which is looks very much like a VHS tracking, you know, the old TV turning on, like that would really get to me. I just thought of one that I really turned around on early CGI. At the time, I was just angry. I'm like, well, we have ways of doing the thing

that you're doing that look better for the technology and budget you have. But now- Like they had a rock. Why do they have to come up with this CGI scorpion thing? Exactly. But now I look back at that stuff, I'm like, oh, give me more. You know, but now. Like they had a rock. Why do they have to come up with this CGI scorpion thing? Exactly. But now I look back at that stuff,

I'm like, oh, give me more. Like I just saw at the most recent ridiculous sublime screening at the Nighthawk with Virtuosity. Oh boy. It's got some beautiful stuff in it. We did that live show about Spawn and like when the Spawn movie came out,

I was like, ugh, this looks terrible. But watching it now, I'm like, this looks beautifully terrible. Yeah. And it's all nostalgia. It's just nostalgia. And isn't that like, in virtuosity is like the world that Sid is in is this like very vaporwave world where it's, you know, it's like, oh, it's just a vast void with columns in it and someone's playing giant chess pieces behind him.

I'm like, this is what we thought technology meant back then. It all looked like the animated menu on a CD-ROM. Yeah. I think you guys have kind of answered the main question pretty well. I mean, I will also throw in there, if I ever see, in a movie, if I ever see glass bricks, like a glass brick wall, I'm like,

oh, fuck, give me that shit. Yeah. I feel like there's gonna be some silk stockings here. But the thing, there's a thing that I have trouble with and that's when I was watching the first season of The Bear, there's an episode where they install a, like a ticket machine for doing takeout orders. And the sound of that fucking ticket machine

is, drives me insane. Like it reminds me of working in places where I had a ticket machine, or with the, the timers at the bar have a very specific tone. And if I ever hear that, like that specific ringing tone, like I hear it in my dreams sometimes, but like one of my bartenders was playing a song

that had that tone, that ringing tone in them, like turn that fucking thing off. But that's what I used to have. I had an alarm clock that made the same sound as the alarm clock at the start of the theme song for the animated Tic TV show. Oh, okay. And I remember at one point rewatching one of those

and that sound came up in the beginning and I was like, ugh, like even though I was awake, I jolted as if I was waking up. Yeah, like when movies use the, like use what the stock Apple, like iPhone alarm thing, I'm like, I hate this movie. I hate this, I want to leave. Let's recommend some movies, shall we? Yeah, why not? Yeah, let's do it. Do they make any good ones?

I don't think so. Oh, I would. Oh, thank you. I'm gonna do something a little unusual and I'm going to recommend a short film. It's from. Elliot, is this okay? It's okay, I mean, he's recommended short films before,

so he can do it again, yeah. Thank you for the ruling. Precedent is on your side. Yeah, well, you know, that doesn't always mean anything. I appreciate that you have kept to old ways. It's Windy Day is the title from 1968. I found it on the Criterion channel. I was looking to see what sort of animation, what sort of short animation they had on there.

It's directed by Faith and John Hubely, a married couple. They made a lot of animated. Yes, yes, and this one, it's their two daughters, one of whom went on, grew up to be a founding member of Yo Latino, I found it. Oh, I didn't know that. Looking at this movie, but this is some audio of the two daughters playing.

And it's at least somewhat just like found audio, like improvised stuff. But I think that also from what I read, it was guided a little bit by the hands of the the hands of the parents, but, you know, kids are not gonna, it's gonna go off into weird directions. And this is a beautifully animated little short that is audio of two real children playing, and it captures sort of the phantasmagora,

like things like keep shifting, the older girl wants to put on a play, the younger girl's like, why do you always wanna do plays? Doesn't wanna do it until it starts happening and then of course she wants to join in. And it just really captures the feeling of kids at play and how they sort of stumble into weird

and profound misunderstandings about the way the world works because they're children. Like the movie Kids, right? Not like that at all. And yeah, Elliot mentioned that John Hewley did a lot of stuff. I was looking him up. Did Disney work?

Did work for UPA? Was responsible for the Mapo commercials. I want my Mapo, co-created Mr. Magoo, did a bunch of Sesame Street animations, did the Doonesbury animated special, like his hands are all over the place. Is that about politics? Yeah, probably.

But it led me down a rabbit hole of looking into more of that work because it's interesting stuff. Yeah, and they did a number of cartoons using kind of kid audio also. Yeah, those are really good. Stuart, what are you gonna recommend? I'm gonna recommend a cartoons using kind of kid audio also. Yeah, those are really good. Stuart, what are you gonna recommend? I'm gonna recommend a movie that kind of fits

into the compressed time, lot of stuff happens genre, and that's a recent comedy called One of Them Days, starring Kiki Palmer and SZA. It's basically like a goofy friends buddy movie where they are facing a economic crisis It's basically like a goofy friend's buddy movie where they are facing a economic crisis and they have to get it done by the end of the day or else bad things will happen. And things keep getting progressively worse

for our two heroes, but they are both very charming. There's a bunch of weird characters intersect with their journey. It's a bunch of weird characters intersect with their journey. It's a lot of fun and it was, it was a movie, I saw this movie, I feel like about a month ago when it was in theaters. And it was just so much fun to see a movie like this in a movie theater because it's so rare to see like comedies,

like mid-budget comedies showing up in movie theaters. And yeah, it was just like a fun hangout movie with two leads who are incredibly likeable. And I would watch them make another one of these. So that's my review. One of them days. I'm gonna recommend a movie that's kind of the opposite of that.

It's a documentary that is not a fun hangout movie and is about a main character who is very unlikable and very, and a little frightening. And this is the movie The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On. This is a Japanese documentary from 1987 that Kazuo Ohara directed. And it follows this guy, Kenzo Okazaki, who he's a veteran of World War II,

and he has become convinced that it is his calling to go and confront other veterans of World War II for their failures, both the failures of how they took care of the soldiers who were fighting for Japan in New Guinea, and also it is to confront them over their attempts to try to go back to normal life, rather than becoming kind of almost biblical prophets of the madness of the war.

And he is a very difficult person. He is at times a very violent person who is, who he'll be confronting someone about what happened to them in the war and then just start beating them up because they're not doing, they're not saying the things he wants them to. And he is especially focused on the deaths of two soldiers that were executed under somewhat mysterious charges

of desertion, but they're executed after the war had officially ended, when they shouldn't have been able to be tried on those charges. And this is a spoiler. Most of the movie is him talking to people in tense meetings that, because of Japanese etiquette more than anything else, I think people will sit down and talk to him, and the meetings are, can, and try to say, talk calmly despite the tension. But about halfway through, suddenly, all their conversations become about cannibalism among Japanese soldiers during World War II and who they were eating and why they were eating them and It was just one of the most one of the biggest kind of

Sudden breaks in my understanding of what a movie was about in the middle in the middle of it and it happens very calmly that someone is just like yeah anyway I heard they were killed because they were going to talk about all the cannibalism that was happening and then suddenly the movie is on that road. And it's a real life portrait of almost like a real life, kind of like Travis Bickle type person. And this crusade that he's on that is of questionable value and the secrets that he's digging up potentially going on.

And it's a, I found it to be a really kind of like fascinating movie and a really hard hitting movie, though it's not always, sometimes it's a, it's an unpleasant watch, even though it's mostly scenes of people just talking to each other in different rooms and occasionally being beaten up by this guy. It's not a screwball comedy. It is not a screwball comedy.

It's not a particularly funny movie. And that's the Emperor's naked army marches on, well worth seeing, but it's not like, it's not a particularly funny movie. And that's the Emperor's Naked Army marches on. Well worth seeing, but it's not a fun hangout movie. Cool. At all. Stu, any last Max Fun Drive words before we sign off? Yes, what I'm going to say is, if you are considering it, if you're on the fence, why don't you join Max Fun for five bucks a month?

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And for the Flophouse, I've been Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington. And I'm Elliot Kalin. Bye. See ya. ["The Flophouse"] I wonder if this is the first time that the director of a movie has been an actor in the sequel to that movie. Who was the director?

Because Andy Serkis directed the last Venom movie and he plays Null in this movie. True. Yeah, he really plays the hell out of it. The character barely exists in the movie. Director for this is the longtime screenwriter. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Characters barely exist in the movie. The director for this is the longtime screenwriter. Oh, that's right, yeah. I should have thought it was kind of nice.

Getting a chance? Sure. Put them in, coach. The movies aren't very good, but you know. Is there something that Venom would probably say? Put them in, coach! Put them in, coach! Eddie, put them in, coach!

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