The Flop House - FH mini 123 - 80s Goofs

Episode Date: February 22, 2025

The Goofmaster returns to quiz Stuart and Elliott about some IMDb "Goofs" from 1980's movies that didn't live up to the standards of viewers with enough free time to log movie goofs on IMDb.There’s been SO MUCH DEMAND for FlopTV that — you know what? — we’re going to leave episodes up for an extra two weeks, so that late buyers can still have the time to check out the shows (and that means one last chance to snag sometickets)! Just be sure to watch before MIDNIGHT (eastern time) on March 19! And while you’re clicking on stuff, subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets!”Eat smart with Factor. Get started at FACTORMEALS.COM/FACTORPODCAST and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.

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Hey everyone and welcome to the Flophouse. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington. And I'm Elliot Cail. I'm Stuart Wellington. And I'm Elliot Kalin. Stuart was laughing because he's got a cat in his lap right now. Yeah.

Archie, my stripy cat is very affectionate, particularly with Stuart, of the house guests that we get. And he's rubbing all over between the two of us like, hey, hey, my cast are overrated. What about a large? He's doing what is technically called putting his stink on me. Yeah, he's sticking us up.

Hey, this is the Flophouse, as previously mentioned. I'm Elliot Cailin. I'm Stuart Wellington. And I'm Dan McCoy, but what we do on the Flophouse. We did our names backwards, memento style. Primarily is to watch bad movies and then talk about them. However, every other week we have been doing minis where we just kind of freestyle it.

One of us is in charge and I'm in charge this week. And I will say that, you know, the state of the world has sort of made it hard for me to like think of new things, sort of enjoy things, enjoy life, conceptualize, you know, not just be wanting to sort of lie down and not move. And so it's at times like... And it's not like your boy got elected, right? Now that you don't have anything to work toward.

That's not, that's not why. You always like to put that out in the world and I don't care for it. So it's weeks like these that I'm like, let's fall back on an old favorite. Okay. A refillable if you will. I love favorites.

They're my favorites. It's time to take a trip to the land of goofs. With a goof contest. I love goofs. Dan loves these too, yeah. Oh man. Who doesn't love a good goof? There's a whole troop of them.

Now, if you'll recall from previous installments, goof-based installments, the IMDB pages for films have a goof section where people are able to catalog the errors, the snubs, the flubs that happen in the course of making film. Think of them as Hollywood's community notes and they work just as well. They're bloopers without the practical jokes.

That will make sense to people who grew up at the time that I grew up, but not other people. Did you ever, Dan, when you watched the bloopers and practical jokes show, were you like me where you liked the bloopers, but did not care for the practical jokes? I was exactly like that. I'm like, get these practical jokes out of here.

I just want to see bloopers. I want to see famous people messing up. Can they be meaner? Yeah. But so these are community contributed. And as such, the idea of what a goof is is wide ranging and interesting. There's a lot of academic work being done on the subject or at least there was until

recently with the government cuts. Yeah. Yeah. Now how we do that is this is a master in charge over here. This is nominally a game where I read a goof. I guess in chief. What's your official Goof Master title in chief? I'm Goof Master General.

Yeah. This is sort of a game where I will read out a goof and it's up to you gentlemen to try and shout out what movie you think this goof is from. Okay. Um, like all games, it's only, it only has limited appeal as a podcast that people listen to. So if you want to digress and add some, some Zazz to it, that's always taken seriously.

Just gameplay. And this one is called I love the eights, but I hate those fucking goofs. These are 80s movies goofs. These are not necessarily- Because we're like 80s kids around here. We grew up with like slap bracelets and acid wash jeans and- Yeah. I feel like both of those things are early 90s.

Jurassic Park and The Net and The Matrix, 80s stuff, you know? And a 14 year old Stewart. Nirvana matrix 80s stuff, you know and a 14 year old Stewart your fauna 80s stuff So these are all 80s movies not necessarily the Top in 1993 Mets, you know 80s stuff not necessarily the top of 80s cinema, but certainly iconically 80s films things Now in some of these cases, I will have redacted cinema, but certainly iconically 80s films. Stranger Things. Now in some of these cases, I will have redacted details that maybe are too give away.

Well, there's a few names in here that if I just use the names, you would know what it is. But a lot of times I actually just keep the name because maybe you'll remember, maybe you won't won't who knows anyway, that's enough explanation Here's your first fucking goof Alex is shown using only a plastic face shield while operating an angle grinder OSHA requires eye protection also parentheses goggles whenever face protection is needed What kind of fucking goof made this goof this uh what movie this flash dance

I was gonna guess flash dance also. Yeah I think this might be the first time Usually our goofs are goofed on but this We're gonna have to get like a fucking matching goof tattoos now because we finally did. It's gonna show her in flash dance arc-welting the word goof on us. Or instead of water splashing on her, it's just goof splashing on it. Just a whole bucket full of goofs. Put some fucking goggles on. You gotta go blind.

And then you can't flash dance anymore. You can still flash dance, you just can't watch other flash dancers. That's true. That's true I mean you can also go blind if the flash dance is too flashy Don't look into the flash when you flash dance, you know the thing is you Nothing's going to keep I'm gonna put nothing between my peepers in the flash dance I mean, yeah Have you guys ever been at the theater? Yeah, yeah, the flash, the superhero? Yeah, he just dances.

Yeah, that's from the Speed Force, yeah. You've been to a theater and they go, please refrain from all flash dance photography before the show, during the show. Yeah, yeah, I have been to one of those, yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, you can't stop me, and I take out a DVD of flash dance

and I start taking pictures of it. Yeah. You're like, why'd I spend so much money on these tickets to Hamilton if I'm just gonna sit in my seat taking pictures of a flash dance DVD? Yeah. Okay, well here's another goof. A goof you might be able to divine. See on the street in your ordinary life?

Yeah, yeah. It's a regular ordinary. Here's a goof we've all noticed. Daily goof. Give us this day our daily goofs and et cetera. Yay, I will fear no goofs for they're with me. Here we go. Gary says to the perfume sales girl,

one does not refer to a 23 year old woman, meaning Lisa, as a girlfriend. Name redacted was 24 at the time of filming. What kind of fucking goof is this? That the character's age was not exactly the same age as The person playing this character. We all know that actors can only play the same age that they are in in real life That's just a rule. That's kind of Jason Shade them only plays like 60 year old That's just a rule. Jason Shatham only plays like 60 year old men.

This actress was a full year older than the script actor. A perfume salesperson. This is a pretty good goof. Yeah. Does that help you decide what it is? Whether it was a good goof or not a good goof? Yeah, it helps. It does help.

I always love Dan's anger at the erroneous goofs Okay, this would have been in the 80s. Yes, huh? You've grasped The the twin pillars of the premise this was a killing joke song. It would be the 80s. Okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah Let's see. I will say this was Fuck I don't know Pretty in pink sure I'm gonna say lover boy You know you came sort of close with pretty and pink Stewart. It is weird science

There is a scene in a mall in weird science, but I did not remember a perfume salesperson. Yeah Well, perhaps you'll do better with this this Unforgivable goof probably not that you too out from the unforgivable Dan Dan my memory is I'm gonna get it. My memory for movies is so bad. Let me just tell you I don't even remember what movie I just guessed in that last one So let's go on what's this goof When name redacted grab some rope at the cabin, okay, he says

Three-quarter inch double braid The rope is actually a three strand construction Fucking coasters. I hope someone got fired for that one actually a three strand construction. These fucking goosters. I hope someone got fired for that one for sure. What kind of rope they're dealing with. I'm going to guess the great outdoors. I'm going to guess the great outdoors. I'll guess, I don't know, Funny Farm.

You know, you're in the zone in that you're going comedy. And this is, I think, primarily comedy, even though it has other elements to it. On Golden Pond? Would it help you to know that the name that I redacted was actually a number? Short Circuit? Yeah, it is in fact, Short Circuit.

That might be, it might not be a goof for the movie. It might be that they're showing us that Johnny five is alive and can now make errors and identifying. Yeah, I think you should put it in the incorrectly regarded as goof section. You're right, Dan. I have the time to go into the goof section for short circuit correct the goofs with my interpretation.

Yeah, go on. Let's say nothing. Oh, nothing. OK, well,'s, I don't understand what. Oh nothing, oh nothing. Okay, well, here's, I mean, this is a goof that I know at least not to provide too big of a clue. I think this goof is close to Stuart's heart. So here we go. At around 10 minutes, Annie tells the truck driver she will cook for 50 kids,

but later, at around 19 minutes, tells the Jeep driver she doesn't like to call children kids. Fucking character inconsistency goof. Her preference to not condescend to children by calling them kids is thrown in the trash when she's, I mean, you know, throwing in the trash when she's, I mean, you know, earlier in the movie. You have to remember back that she'd said that, but. You gotta have a goof brain. You gotta be looking for goofs.

Okay. Goof hunter. Cast your mind back nine minutes to remember that this does not, I mean, perhaps it's a different Annie. Maybe she's been replaced. Who knows? And I'm guessing it's not Annie from the movie Annie? No. Little orphan Annie? That's a good guess but I would have

heard the name if it was in fact the titular Annie. Yes okay so Annie she sometimes calls kids kids sometimes doesn't want to call them kids. I don't know True Beverly Hills. And there's a lot of kids in this scene? She's just saying that later she's going to cook for 50 kids, but then in both cases she's talking about absent kids that are like, okay, so it's not like it's not people who drive things. It's not the movie called like called like 50 kids adventure or something like that. You know Trick us on this one

You know, I have no idea so I'm just gonna guess any 80s movie that comes to mind Rocky for now, you know, is it rocky for they say a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin Goblin of small minds and Annie doesn't have that and Bless her minds. And they don't say that, Dan. Ralph Waldo Emerson says that. Okay. Well, other people. Let's get a proper attribution, Daniel. It's been said by many people, including me. I mean, Dan's right, actually. You'll check the tape.

It's true. Other people have said it. That's true. It's Friday the 13th. Not just my boy RWE. Friday the 13th. You're right. Okay. Okay. Well, this is... The only goof in the 13th. You're right.

The only goof in the movie, an otherwise flawless film. This is an unconscionable feeling. I feel like I'm learning that I'm the real goof. I can't believe they did this, but here goes. How could they? It's my beautiful boy. Dame Redacted says, I would have waited an eternity for this

while standing over the fallen name redacted. Literally waiting forever means it would never happen. What a fucking semantic goof. A temporal semantic goof being made there. If you waited forever, it would never happen. Was it Thunderball where the villain was semantic goof being made there. If you waited forever, it would never happen. Was it Thunderball where the villain was semantic goof? Mm. Well, well, well, semantic goof.

Your plan was never gonna succeed. This is a very 80s property. What you mean to say is my plan was unlikely to succeed. You can't prove a negative. You can't say it would never succeed. So an 80s movie. I would have waited an eternity for this. Yeah, this is a-

Waited an eternity, that is. Masters of the Universe? A very 80s, that's a good call. Mm-hmm, it's very close. Okay. Stuart, can you take that double hint and- Yeah, I'm gonna say crawl. Is it crawled in? I see where you're going, And yeah, I'm going to say crawl.

Is it crawled in? I see where you're going, but the the closest was that it's an 80s cartoon. It's Transformers the movie. Oh, man. Optimus Prime is the one who's fallen. Yeah. So the goof, the goof is not that they're living robots that turn into cars. No, I mean, that's a pretty egregious goof. I've never seen.

Pretty fucked up. This doesn't exist in real cars. No, I mean, that's a pretty egregious goof. I've never seen. It's pretty fucked up. This doesn't exist in real life. No. Let's take a brief moment to, for one. Remember the goofs we've lost. Remember the goofs we've lost and to say thank you to our sponsor for this episode, which is Factor.

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that I'm not winning right now? Sure, please. I'd like to remind people that Harley Quinn, a comic book series from DC Comics that I write is on comic book stores right now. Go to comic book store shelves. I always say on comic book stores. It's not on the top of the store. Don't go to the roof. It's in the store, on the shelf. Go to comic book store shelves. I always say on comic book stores. It's not on the top of the store. Don't go to the roof. It's in the store on the shelf. Go ask.

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What a segue. Dan, you're getting pretty good at this. It only took like a little bit less than two decades. Yeah, well, did you see all that stumbling I did during the ad break? Well here we go. Here's a goof for you goofsters. Oh boy.

Let me buckle my goof belt. Yeah. Pull up your socks and strap on your sock garters because I'm about to knock them off. Near the end. Knock the garters off? Yeah. Okay.

Near the end, when Alice is showing Tess her new office, she says, hit Shift S for your schedule. Now on any keyboard anywhere Shift s will bring up a capital s so she would have to type something else for her schedule. It's a good point Yeah, I'm gonna guess it's working girl. I'm gonna guess it's don't tell mom the babysitters day Elliott. You are on the board Finally it is working girl But apparently Mike Nichols has never used a fucking computer in his life. I'm going to believe that at that point in Mike Nichols' life he had not used a word

processor. Probably he was not familiar with it. That is, I will say that's a dumb goof to worry about, but it is a pretty funny goof because yeah, they should know that. Shift S does just give you capital S. Because that's also how it works on a typewriter too. Yeah, yeah. Well, coincidentally, here's another typing related goof. We're in the typing section here.

I love it. Near the end when Name Redacted is typing on her computer, apparently she's typing the longest word in the history of modern language because her fingers never touch the space bar. What kind of the spacebar what kind of fucking Molly Bloom over here yeah are we to believe this is some sort of miss bloom at mrs. bloom I want to talk to you about this memo who wrote this long-ass? You make a good point. They could just be typing in German.

Let's see. So I assume it's not a German movie or a German character or else it would be less of a goof. Yes. So it's not the bad guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark. So it's probably not Raiders of the Lost Ark. There's also, I don't think any scenes of him typing in that movie.

No, I was certainly before word processors. Yes, I mean they had typewriters in the 1930s. Not typewriters, but. Yeah. Somebody types a really long thing. It's a long time. On a typewriter? Or on a computer?

You know what? Typing on her computer it says. Oh, okay, and what movie is this from? Oh, you almost got me. Almost gotcha. You? You just say it I'm gonna say let's see typing on a computer It's a movie that has a computer in it so that all but from the 80s that look that narrows it down It kind of does right? One games never touch the space bar. Okay, except I don't think I don't know if a woman ever touches a keyboard in war games.

I think it's all boys and girls. I'm going to say real genius. It is when Harry met Sally. Sally is typing at the end and apparently does not care to break up her words. No, she's writing the old Roman Latin style where the words just run together. Yeah, that's part of what took them so long to get together, I think. He couldn't read their letters. He was mad at the length of the words in her.

Pardon me, I have to belch. One second. Cover me. Cover me, boys. You didn't cover me. You didn't cover me. No. You let me down. I want to hear the belch. Yeah, we wanted to hear it. Well. After that buildup

As punishment you get another goof. Here's one Both name-redacted and name-redacted Have lunches that require refrigeration sushi and a carton of milk Both of these are sitting in a warm library for hours likely would make the consumers say Breakfast club that's I was gonna guess too. Yeah Well, Stu got there first so breakfast club every time he says name redacted. I think he's saying Neymar I'm like Neymar's in this

There is no way Namor would have stayed for the whole detention, for the breakfast club. He would have said, me, I, the Prince of Atlantis, enclosed due to some principal's demand, imperious wrecks, and he would just burst out through the wall. Yeah. You know, they do require refrigeration. I don't think that necessarily leaving out

a carton of milk for like a morning is gonna make you sick by the end of it. But I'm not the goof master for this one. But I thought you were the goof master general. I'm the goof master general. Oh, I see. But I'm not this specific. You're good at delegating.

That's the thing. Yeah, I don't know. Which one of my minions put this goof in there? The secret of management is to trust the people who are doing the work, so I may not always agree with them, but I have faith that they're gonna do right, and if they don't, I course correct.

Yeah, well, they're failing the spot checks, I'll tell you that. Yeah. That's true. Here's an... Here's a goof. The Breakfast Club is not an organized club. They receive no funding from the school for their activities. In fact, it's a detention.

Here's a goof. Why the fuck do they call themselves the breakfast club? Doesn't really relate to anything. Arms don't work as a good ashtray. The movie opens with the screen smashing and cracking. In real life, screens do not spontaneously crash. All right, thanks. Characters, this is a new goof, by the way.

Just in case you're confused by me. Oh, okay, oh, this is not a breakfast club, because I was ready to say breakfast club again. Characters use odd phrasing often. For example, sleptwalked, something's funny going on, have you ever dove, and of course, whomever might complain. Teague also refers to a large amount of software in the Freelings living room,

but almost certainly means the hardware of the video equipment. What kind of fucking goofsters would write this bullshit way of talking, this idiomatic way of talking that, you know, people do all the time with malapropisms. Why does this goof stand? What movie? I'm gonna say it's Sex, Lies, and Videotape

by our old friend, Irish Soda Bread. I'm gonna say Poltergeist. Stuart, my God, you're cleaning up. It's fucking Poltergeist. He's got it, he's got it. Poltergeist, bam, bam, bam. I honestly, I've never, I've seen Poltergeist many times. I've never noticed that they talk in an odd way. But this goof has, I guess, changed my mind.

I guess you haven't watched Poltergeist enough. And neither have I, I didn't notice it either. Yeah, do you know, that was like, I think we talked about it. That was like the one thing that really scared me as as a kid like the guy peeling his skin off. Yeah Yeah Thinking behind it you're only hurting yourself pal. There's no extra skin beneath that Maybe that's what he was trying to find it out

He's like am I a snake? Let me peel my skin off and see if there's more skin Not I guess I'm not a snake? Let me peel my skin off and see if there's more skin in there. Am I just a skull? I guess I'm not a snake or any sort of reptile. I'm not one of the aliens from V or V the final battle. No, neither, yeah. Well, let me send you out the door with one final goof. Okay. This goof, my God.

Really building up this goof. Characters at an outdoor concert fan themselves, presumably to show how hot it is, even though there's obviously a heavy breeze that would make such activity superfluous. What fucking idiotic piece of Hollywood trash would make a mistake, a Heat-related mistake like this.

I'm gonna say, stand by me, pi-a-dixing. I'm gonna say, La Bamba. Well, surprisingly, this goof-law, seemingly a bunch of nonsense, did have a clue to the movie in it, in that it was Heat-related, as I said. Heat, that's not an 80s movie. Oh, Body Heat.

Body Heat. Yeah, this was Heat, that famous scene that takes place at a concert. When Robert De Niro and Al Pacino go to a concert together. Yeah. They go to see the spin doctors together, yeah. That would have been awesome. I believe, I mean.

You know, we're kind of two princes, aren't we? But on opposite sides. I don't know, it takes place in LA. They should have been like a red hot chili peppers Well, I'm not stealing things people are giving away give it away give it away What we meet under the bridge Go on Dan may I I? You know what? I forgot what I was going to say. Well I think we've learned a lot today.

It was that dead on Al Pacino I just did. I transported you into the world of heat. You know, I don't know what I was going to say to wrap it up honestly. There was no way to prepare something like that. I was going to recapitulate the score. That's what it was. I wasn there was no well, there's no way to prepare something. I was gonna recapitulate the score That's what it was. I wasn't keeping Careful track, but I believe all tied up. I believe it was three to one in Stuart's favor

Which makes it and handily won this one. Ooh, he makes him the goof of the day Ironically by missing out on the goofs I've be I'm the goof is and Stewart is the gallon for this one So Dan you're gonna you're gonna update the flop us Instagram page Certificate of my awarding Just I just feel like everyone should see Should should see my my achievement. I just want this to be a lesson to you know all you should see my achievement. I just wanted this to be a lesson to all you makers out there

and hollyweirds that the internet is on the case. They're not gonna let you get away with these kinds of shoddy pieces of work. So make sure everything's tight or else, lest you be the goof. But anyway. Yeah, goof or be goofed, that's the law that Dan lives by. This has been...

And as the Lord has said, goof not, lest ye be goofed yourself. Yeah. Blessed are the goof-findingists. We have more goof-related goofs. Yeah. No, this is, you know... And God said, let there be goofs.

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I can do that for you. It's like, let me pull these goofs out. But that's it. See you next time. For the Flophouse, I've been Dan McCoy. I've been Goof of the Week, Stuart Willington. And I continue to be goofing up my goof identifying. This is Elliot Kalin.

I'll goof you next time, Stuart. I'll goof you, but good. You know you goof 100% of the shots you don't take, right? I thought it was that you miss 100% of the shots you don't goof. That's why you fucked up. That counts very. All right, bye.

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