The Flop House - FH Mini 14 - Goofs!

Episode Date: September 5, 2020

Dan asks his co-hosts: do they want to play a game...?

This is the flop house guys. Normally we do a podcast about bad movies and we have a few yucks. We laugh a lot. We love a lot. We love a lot. But tonight, yeah, instead, let me check hold on. Let me check our to do list. Let me check our to do list.

Hold on. Live live a lot. Laugh a lot. Love a lot. It's our to do list. Let me check our to do list. Hold on live live a lot. Yeah, laugh a lot Love a lot. It's all on the list. You're right. That's what we do Yeah, but I control the vertical and horizontal tonight and and I think you got a full tank I'm gonna do me up boy Someone stuck one of those giant keys in my back. And wow, you know, you fuck up tonight. So buckle up, friends. I'm buckled.

Are you buckling? This is a side of Dan. We usually only see when he gets mad at us. But now it seems to have come out in some sort of, sort of enthusiasm. It's, it's, yeah, he's smiling. I don't know how to respond to this. It's a kind of Michael Madson in reservoir dogs type of smile.

This is a new emotion I've coined joy anger is what I'm calling it. Janger. Janger and change is what is going on. And tonight's many episode normally we talk about bad movies. But tonight I'm springing something on you guys for this many. Okay, here's a thing like okay, should I, should I buckle my seatbelt? All your safety belts because it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Okay. Hold on, let me pull down the overhead roller coaster harness that's attached to my chair. It's due to all. Why am I so short? I'll just have to hold on to it. Hey, here's a thing. So there's a pandemic going on.

I don't know if you heard about this. People are staying inside because of viruses killing people in our piss. I think it was. Cool. Wow. I thought it was just that HBO Max finally got rolled out and people just wanted to catch up on all the,

all the episodes of Doom Patrol. OK, everyone's staying. I was just wasn't on there earlier. Staying home, all right. So my friends over the daily show, you know them. You know half of them out of it. Half of them have gone to you. Worked there.

Half of them I know and half are mysteries to me. We do, we've been doing some trivia nights as well as we've been doing. We've been rotating around different people have been taking care of different trivia nights and Audrey and I did a trivia night that people seem to enjoy and their most enjoyed round was one that I thought would be very good for a flop house many so I'm going to spring it on you guys tonight. Well I guess what you're saying is pop quiz hot shot. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Is there more to that? Part do? Part do. Yeah, no, that's just what they say in speed. Pop quiz, part do. They say pop quiz hot shot. And then he said hot shots, part do.

And now you gotta think of something that starts to do. The right thing. Nope, yep. Good. Yeah. From another world. That's the thing you do. Do the right thing. Yep, you guys good. Yeah, from another world thing you do. Do the right thing from another world. Now, some backstory for the listeners. We have started to kind of like rotate who's who has taking the lead on the minis. Stuart last mini did a great job explaining more to us. I don't know how the game is played, but I certainly know there are lots of names in it. Yeah, and I can

actually see behind you guys on your shelves, they're currently filled with tiny model soldiers that are in the process of being painted. That's really great. We love it now. And Dan said, I've got something for this one. And then never told us what it is. And now I'm rolling it just as an issue. It's sort of a mannequin energy that is throwing everyone off.

And that's the way I play this game. You're playing game. Boy, I guess so. Everyone off and that's that's the way I play this game You play game Boy, I guess so I don't I don't think we have an option. Yeah, damn Irish lands So here's this is a round that I did for trivia and I think that you guys are gonna enjoy it and it's called okay I am DB Goofs It's a goose from I'm DB and here. Goofs.

It's a Goofs from IMDB. And here's like, I don't know. No, wait, wait, so Dan, you're not 10 corrupt, because this is your mini. When you said IMDB, I thought you were gonna say, I am D.B. Gillis, a screenwriter and NYU professor who actually taught craft of visual and dramatic writing when I was a student there.

But it's not that you're... I am, because he's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's the starting edge. Laura Kelly. It's a little film, a little romantic comedy about a guy who's, you know, he's a hockey player. So you wouldn't think that he'd be good at figure skating, but turns out that when

you put an unlikely pair together, sometimes they fall in love. The cut of the ads is a real hat trick for me. Oh boy, okay, guys. So Dan, explain IMDB Goofs. What's that mean? I don't need to explain IMDB Goofs to you guys, but here's an explanation that I put together for this trivia round that I did in the past.

I'm going to, and for the listener, most entries on the Internet movie database have a goofs page tracking mistakes in those films. Most of these goofs are along the lines of a shirt being wet in one shot but drying the next, or a modern coffee cup being visible in a medieval fantasy world. However, that was incorrectly regarded as a goof in the movie Time Traveling Coffee Cup. However, the IMDB goofs are contributed by so-called, quote, normal people who may have unique, overly pedantic, or even philosophical definitions of what qualifies as a goof. I have collected several actual goofs from the internet and movie database. These are all real. It is your job to guess the film based on the goof. And to narrow the field, these movies are all from a list of the top 100 grossing American films of all time.

Now, I want to be clear about this. This is an adjusted for inflation list. Oh, it is adjusted for inflation. Because they top just absolute numbers. It would be all recent blockbusters boring. This is in real dollars of the year. Top 100 movies of American movies all the time. I'll give you an example to start us off. At the beginning of the film, where Maria is dancing on the top of the mountain, and she hears the bells

of the convent ringing. Can I tell you what the movie is? No, no, no, hold on, hold on. Yeah, I'm sure you know it by now, but let's let the goof play out. Okay, let's see what happens with this. Play it where it lays, Elliot. When Maria is dancing on the top of the mountain

and she hears the bells of the Convent ringing, firstly, the mountain is so far away that there's no chance she would hear it even with bionic hearing. What is that? What movie, Elliot? I know you can hear it. What is it?

Yeah, is that the sound of music? That is the sound of music. I would also call that... I forgot she got a Bionic hearing. Yeah, yeah, and that happens in the prequel, the sound of Bionic here, ears, music. Yep. Perfect.

Now, now that's not really a goof because she would have been able to hear those bells. That's kind of sound travels incredibly far. Yeah, well, there's also, across mountain ranges. I cut off a second half to that. Just for, where the guy goes, oh wait, hold on, I just realized that's not a good forget I said anything. Well, well, for SpeedSake, I, uh, just for explaining the premise,

I cut off the second half of the goof, which is that she runs to the convent, and the convent is clearly 20 miles away based on, you know, what you see in the film. But, okay. That red line that goes on a map that shows the distance. Yeah, right. And the N&C style red line that's like, well, it's the second goof is that she then checks

her Fitbit Pro that's attached to her wrist. She's like, wow, I ran 20 miles. That's guys sure I got my steps in. Anyway, it's the 40s. So, but I think you guys Here's that wait, but guys you just at this steward you bring up an interesting thing about the bionic ears Which is that if she has them it gives new meaning to the song How do you solve a problem like Maria because she can hear them talking about her?

Yeah, and the problem their timeout is probably that she knows when they're planning surprise parties for her because she can hear them with her bionic hearing Yeah, yeah, that's a big problem So before we get into these questions, what's going to be on the line here? Oh, that's an interesting question. I mean, we should like to do this. We're going to be playing gameplay here because you could play against each other. I'm not quite sure how that would work. It seems like the easiest thing would be to play just sort of against the house together as a team as a cooperative game, but Okay, so what what's where the stakes are you the house? I'm the house. Hello. Okay, so where do the stakes? I am a house so if we if we lose

Yes, or no if we win Dan has to lick a dog a dog turn If Dan wins LA it has to lick a dog I don't I don't love these stakes That's I mean like that's not my main problem with it But there's one of my problems is that you seem to have placed yourself Beyond You sort of leap or cussions. We're just talking about upper level strategy here. No, it's a real alien versus predator thing,

no matter who wins we lose. Yeah. So think of what the stakes are. Just, yeah, do Stuart and I have to do something if we lose. Also, how do we decide who wins and who loses? I guess if we get more wrong than we thought. This is the kind of stuff. I mean, if we had known about this ahead of time,

we might have been able to help you figure out the gameplay. And Stuart, you have a literally encyclopedia of game mechanics. The fun of it is that I'm springy on you. There's eight questions. So what in your minds would be constitute a win for you guys out of eight, at at least four right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. So if we get four half of it, you win. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to have some terms here. So what happens to Dan here? What are you? What part of him just what part of himself does he have to shave? That's actually a good point. Dan has to shave just his mustache. Oh, God. Guys, there's nothing that... It's not just me that you're hurting. Okay, what about one eyebrow? Just one eyebrow. Oh, I like that.

My eyebrows are barely there in the first place. This is something that... I have that Zoom calls have pointed out to me in a way that I didn't realize before. They are barely there. Okay. How about DNS to like Frost's tips or something? Yeah.

And we're talking about your hair, Dan. Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. Then if, okay, so I guess that's the stakes for Dan. Okay. Frosted tips. How about you're never mean to me ever again, ever, ever in the world, ever. Wow. That is, we got to win this thing, Stu.

Okay. Okay. We're never mean and then, or Dan is going to look super dope. Sounds like Dan wins either way this time. I like it. All right. Okay, guys. All right.

Dan, when you go, when you get them frosted, you have to say to the, to the barber, give me the guy Fieri. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. And he's like you go, when you get them frosted, you have to say to the to the barber, give me the guy Fieri. And he's like, oh yeah, you know, philanthropist, charitable, amazing dresser guy Fieri. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I'm like, I gotta be like frost these tips like they're your breakfast cereal, baby. Uh-huh. And he'll be like your breakfast cereal sugar ready go away stop following me baby I'm a man who does your hair number one Moses appears to be wearing the

same cloak for more than 40 years but it never shows any aging at any point in the story. That's number one, that's a goof. Moses appears to be wearing the same cloak for more than 40 years, but it never shows any aging at any point in the story. What movie? Okay, Elliot, this is a tough one. So we know Moses is in it,

or a character named Moses, who wears a cloak for a long time. And it covers a large period of time. So it's like, it's a forest-carter movie. Yeah, I'm going to say, why don't my guess, my real guess is the Ten Commandments, or do we go with the joke guess of the Irish? Right, it's the Ten Commandments, Dan.

Is that correct? It is the Ten Commandments. That is an IMDB youth for the 10 commandments. Someone is very upset that the robe does not age. Yeah, I mean, that's like the fast five of the commandment's sequel. Yeah. So it kind of redefines the whole franchise. Yeah, well, because the first commandment, it was like, it feels like they're not really

getting to the full potential of what they could be doing here. Second commandment, it's just a retread of the first commandment. Third commandment, whole new cast feels weird. It feels weird to suddenly have all these new characters, but then the fourth commandment, Moses comes back. Finally, we get like some kind of, we go, okay, at least number three was in continuity. Fifth commandment, it's like, okay, this is a new director. He's bringing a vision to it. And then in the fifth one too, you're like, what's that in the distance? Is that a giant boulder coming and it isn't until the sixth one that you're like? The rock has arrived. Yep, yep. And the sixth one, the rocks finally there and they finally have their chemistry, but it's not totally there. The seventh is the one where they're in space and Moses is helping the space Jews escape from space Pharaoh.

And they didn't, obviously they wrote that out of the continuity for number eight, which is actually a sequel to number six. Finally, the rock has taken control. That one's why then they had the spin off called Bathsheba and the Rock, where the rock shows up in the David and Bathsheba story. Then it was the seventh commandment, which of course, was more of a launching pad for the Commandments TV TV series and we let's not talk about that the eighth

commandment getting better. That was a heist movie. The ninth commandment was the one where there was a killer loose among the Jews and the tenth commandment. It really came together. L.A. Do you think Dwayne Johnson ever comes into his children's bedroom and his EC's? Probably very often. Probably very often he visits his children in their bedroom but he but but they're watching a movie on TV And it's the opening of the movie Never ending story and the rock-biter is there and he's like turn it Don't you never watch this part that thing scared me so much as a kid

I thought he was gonna eat me. Yeah, that probably happened. I mean the assumption they're making us yeah Yeah, probably the the biggest assumption we're making is that the Rocklets kids have a TV in their room. Uh-huh. Yeah, I guess you're right. Which I'm not sure about. Because he's all about physical fitness. But otherwise, yes, I think that's exactly what happens.

Okay. So the score is, it's dynamic duo one and Mr. Lonesome zero. One against what, wait, what did you call? Mr. Lonesome zero one against what wait what did you call Mr. Lonesome look if you win I can't make funny anymore so I got to pile it on just that's your like weird criminal name I think I mean weird what's weird about it so okay I mean if it was like a weird police academy movie and they're like there's an arch criminal attacking Gotham and his name is Mr. Lonesome

and you're like the police academy with the i love this crossover and bad man is like get a load of these yucks gill of these you know that's that's the one where commissioner gordon gets bumped back down to private uh... he's a citrole officer again but he's still an old man i mean i feel like that's that's pretty of a piece with the current Harley Quinn cartoon that you know all right well here's here's one for you much lighter items than Marty are not blown backwards by the speakers much lighter items than Marty are not blown backwards by the speakers. Now let's pretend we don't already know what this is and let's analyze the situation.

Someone named Marty, I'm going to immediately go to my mind and go to Ernest Borg9. He's blown backwards by speakers. Now in Marty, String Ernest Borg9, I don't think there are any electronic speakers, but perhaps he's at like some kind of Shittaku a type event where people are giving speeches and those are the speakers that they're talking about. On the other hand, that a human being would be able to yell with such force that would knock a man a lonely butcher over in a movie that's got a kitchen sink drama seems

unlike her. So let's discard the movie Marty, shall we? Okay, yeah, yeah, okay. Let's cross that out. So Stuart, do you have any other, what are the thoughts? What else can we analyze from this? Okay. Yeah, okay. Okay. Let's cross that up. So Stuart, do you have any other? What are the thoughts? What else can we analyze from this? Okay? Well, Marty rhymes with Faraday. Okay, I would probably come up with some kind of a song like a like a rhyme And then I would I'd probably pick on Marty with that nickname right because Farady Marty sounds,

I mean, just crazy. Yeah, I mean, I'd probably call him a chicken. I'd probably make fun of him by calling him a chicken rather than talking about forest. Oh, that? Yeah, I guess that's, I mean, that's less likely to offend the parents and, you know, the sheep in the audience.

Now, I don't know why, but I'm kind of assuming that this Marty is friends with a mad scientist for some reason that has never fully explained even though he's a school student. Maybe he's a child and these are hanging out with a grown man, huh? With a grown man who as far as we know is possibly involved with a terrorist organization from an enemy power. He's, he's, he's building them. I don't think that's a direct. Uh, in the, in the law enforcement agencies looking into this, don't know that he's planning to build them.

They just know he's been in contact with the Libyans as he shouts. I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like,

I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, Maybe so speaking of Bill King so it's not Sergeant Bilko probably because I don't think there's anyone named Marty in that

So let's just say back to the future. Yeah, that is correct. You got it. Yeah, we did it. We made we logical our way to it All right, here's another one for you guys Okay, so what's the score? That is 40 to zero You've gotten two of these Number three, when Bluto chugs down the whiskey, when Bluto chugs down the whiskey, bubbles can be seen fizzing to the top. Real whiskey does not give off bubbles bubbles. He was a bartender Stewart. No, this is the first thing they teach bartenders.

And the drill. Is that like a whiskey question mark bubbles? And you say no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Mark Bubbles, which is a weird way to write a sentence. Not even whiskey bubbles question. It's not a sentence. It's just what's on the truck board, Elliot. It sounds like poetry. Yeah, it sounds like they're saying the answer to whiskey is bubbles.

Like the question is whiskey and the answer is bubbles. Whiskey bubbles? Well, yes or no. So, it's blue-dough, blue-, Pluto. I mean, I don't know. Like, it certainly is an aged well, but it was so popular for a long time, I guess, animal house. You're correct, that is animal house is.

Like a fine carbonated whiskey, it is not aged well. It was either that or pop-by. Yeah, once you name the character, once you name check Pluto, want to name check Bluto It really you have two options to choose. Oh boy, that is I'm doing not doing well here That is it's not gonna be ordinary people with Bruto is one of the characters. Yeah, all right Well, here's one when the minute you mentioned Bluto stew is not like hmm Lincoln Is it Steven?

Lincoln Yeah, down Sutherland's character, Bluda, who in Dole Look Now. That would be a very... If the movie is exactly the same, don't look now, but his character's name is Bluda. That would be pretty interesting. Now I would remind you, okay, I'm gonna...

I would also argue we would make it no less ridiculous. Yeah, sure, yeah, it's already a pretty ridiculous movie now i'm gonna uh... we have to imagine you have to imagine july christie calling out the name bludo in ecstasy as they have sex before going out to dinner i'm gonna uh... uh... continue uh... walking bravely into the future and i'm gonna remind you too these are i am db goofs these are these are groups in popular films

here's a goof for you oh can you imagine this next should i should i bugle my sister's safety but i mean he was fucking you you can you believe that this goof would be an amazing motion picture how many times have i buckled my safety belt tonight? I've got to keep on buckling, because I'm like a buckled again. Double buckling, because this is a big goof, guys. I've actually heard of you buckled it twice.

It doesn't actually make it any safer, but that's it. And it's double safe. Oh boy, can you believe this next buckler? Keep building it up. It's the real goof. Here you go. When Dorothy is running lines with Julie at Julie's apartment and asks her why she drinks so much, Julie says, quote, because it isn't fattening and it's bad for me. Any professional actress concerned about her appearance would know all too well that alcohol is both very fattening and causes a bloated appearance

What film has this a goof? That's that's oh man a goof like this I Don't know man That is that is technically correct. I. I imagine a goof like this. I don't know, man. That is technically correct. I guess it is a goof. I mean, if the character is wrong, which doesn't mean it's a goof, like. Now, Dorothy, yeah.

I mean, that's a character from Golden Girls. Yeah, that's why my assumption is this is. But Golden Girls isn't a movie. Unless did they make a movie of Golden Girls? Only in my dreams. Now, in my dreams? In my dreams? In my dreams?

Now, here's the thing. Yeah, Golden Girls only in my dreams is... That's the movie where they each, they dream that they've become young again, but they still talk with the same voices. It's the Golden Girls cast we love, dubbing their voices into young faces At the exception of a still gatti who wore old age makeup on the show I believe because she was about the same age as the other ladies

I believe no before every taping she She got cursed by a monster and it made her old briefly Just long enough to record a couple scenes before every episode she had to destroy the portrait of herself in an attic that aged so that the effects would go on to her and then they would paint a new portrait, a new magic portrait afterwards. Who's a hit show so they could afford that thing? Yes, so I have to admit I don't remember those characters Dan. Number four, this is the fourth question. Are you giving up?

Do you have any guesses? Do you have any guesses? So the characters are what Dorothy and Dorothy and Julie Julie Dorothy and Julie go boating. This is the these are the characters Dorothy and Julie and That ones an actress Julie's an actress. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna say the player I'm going to go with sphere. Okay, well, the movie is Tootsie. Tootsie is the movie. Oh, I was like, I just rewatched that I think three months ago and I was I did not love it. No, it's not that great. I wait a minute.

You can't call the character Dorothy though. That's wait a minute, but Dorothy is not the name of the film. Dorothy is the name of the person. That is her. That is her not love it no it's not that great i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i is playing. Michael is playing. Yeah, exactly. So to say that Dorothy is saying this is ridiculous. That's a goof in a goof. You're a goof. You're a goof in a goof, Elliot. You're a goof in a goof, sir. If only I was a double goof. I'm gonna take issue not with you, but with the writing of that goof because Dorothy is not the actual character. Dorothy is a persona, adopted by the character of Dustin J. Hoffman myself my friend we have we are three to one three to one you're winning you're on the board I don't know why you're I know but you sure it wasn't sphere being a real uh another Dustin Hoffman movie okay so next question after all the chimney sweeps leave the house. Jane tells her father

that every one of them should his hand. This isn't in fact true. A big handful of them simply tipped their hats to him on their way out. That's a real goof. I hope someone got fired for that blunder. That's embarrassing that they would goof so hard. And it's clearly, do you think the original script said, only some of them shake his hand the rest tip their hands and then she said that or the script said, they all shake his hand. They're like, we tried to shoot it just every two minutes. It wasn't possible with the technology at the time. We couldn't show that many handshakes on film.

We tried to do it and then speed it up, but it just looked so great. It's science. It doesn't allow for such fast handshaking. Yeah, yeah. So what movie had that real boner? So it's a movie with a multitude of chimney sweeps. Oh, chimney sweeps, yeah. So, which it's a plethora of movies that involve multiple chimney sweeps.

Why no Gremlins has a story about a chimney. Mm-hmm, but the chimney isn't swept unless you consider it. It must have been swept a little bit by the costume of Phoebe Kates' dead father, as they pulled him out. So, it is a sweeping, I suppose. It's probably not sweepers, because that movie is actually called sleepers. It's not sweepers. And it's probably not sweepersers because that movie is called sneakers

And it's not sweepers too because that's critters to I think you're getting closer. It's not the movie sweepers sweepers because that's Jeepers creepers Oh, man. What's that about that one the better? That was the movie that that was the movie I walked out of on September 12th, 2001, when the movie theater across from my dormit NYU was said, hey, we're going to show it, let everyone watch free movies. And we loaded up on free popcorn and walked in and we're like, oh, we heard Jeepers creepers was okay. And about five minutes in, I said, I am not in the mood for a movie right now.

Yeah, fair enough. So, yeah, so Mary Poppins probably. Mary Poppins, my own answer is that is correct. It is Mary Poppins. So you've won my game, but let's continue as if you have a lot of fun. Let's keep going. Look, I'm feeling impressed. I mean, I'm no amy's, guys. Stuart, should we just go?

I'm going to start googling salons. Or Stuart, are we feeling confident that we should go double or nothing? Should we raise the steam? No, we'll be impossible because it's, yeah, and we've already missed one. Oh, that's true. Well, I mean, double or nothing like Dan has to get Audrey's hair frosted also. I mean, she really has blue tips, so I think that's fine but blue tips strange colonial okay then let's just keep going for the fun okay for the for the

just for the fun of it die coke let's love the game you know rocky Frank's quote perfect man has feelings in his teeth. Can you believe that, Goof? Rocky, quote, Frank's perfect hair has feelings in his teeth. To be fair, considering Rocky was grown in a vat, it is kind of a Goof that he is feelings in his teeth. On the other hand, it's not exactly what I would call a big budget spectacular where they would get fake teeth caps. Yeah, well, it's all like you know, one movie.

No, no, I don't know. I'm assuming it's, because, sure, this could be Rocky caps. Yeah, well, it's all like you know. This is me. No, no, I don't know. I'm assuming it's, because, Sue, this could be Rocky III, where Rocky gets a new body grown in a vat, not Rocky IV. No science fiction elements in Rocky IV, please remove that robot and the director's cut. But could be. Why do you have to bring that up, L.A.?

It was at the app. So sad. It was the request of a certain fan, Adam Chatekov, wanted us to talk about it. I talked about it, Adam. That's all there's going to be. So yeah, let's think of other kind of rocky movies. There's Cliff Hanger, a lot of rocks in that.

There's a lot of rock. You know, there's true. There's the rock. There's Sean Connery, this rock-in-poinkel. You shit. You shit. There's Red Rock West. I mean, that's right there in the title. It's not that many rocks. Phil is early promised, but you know, did some good movies. Yeah, Red Rock. Yeah, yeah, Raiders, Raiders Lost Ark has a big rock in the beginning. You know, there's what called Raiders Lost Rock.

Yep, that's true. I mean, it's a little bit of a stretch, but that's okay. We could talk about Dan's favorite animated feature, Rockadoodle. Oh, you piece of shit. I was just about to say Rockadoodle. And I was like, here's one, Stuart's not gonna mention. Yeah. The dumbest sounding one. I was like, here's one that no one on earth remembers, but me, Rockadoodle. And yet there's a miracle, we're just marching in a store.

There's Elvis. Surely no one else recalls this film. do it all. Here's the marghting and a store's mouth. There's Elvis. Surely no one else recalls this film. And there it is like store at dipped a fork in web brain and took out a chunk and ate it like in Hannibal.

To come over the rock a doodle. So I'm going to say it's the Rocky Hormic is the Rocky horror picture show. Correct. All right. Well, you guys

are really sweeping the board. There have been, what is this? And yet all I can focus on is the one that I got wrong. There have been six so far. You've gotten five out of six. Let's move on. Here's one. Since the small alien craft was designed for a multi tentacled being

Trying to fly one would be like playing eight pianos at once What a goof That is I mean fucking youth What is going on in the American today that's such a new Just fly through we've some built things in this country guys The service sector of our economy is mostly based on goose The service sector of our economy is mostly based on Goose. Just Goose now. Yeah, yeah. All we do is export Goose. Look, you can't fix a bridge with Goose.

It makes it worse. I will repeat this. So what are you making me to? But, yeah. What are some movies of small alien craft? Well, of course, there's the one where the small alien robot gets turned into a bird. Yeah, the battery's not included. That's the smallest alien craft. They put cheese on it.

They put it on some. What boiled cheese onto? Well, I don't know. Turned into a burger. I mean, they don't put a bun on it. Maybe he's on Atkins, I don't know. I mean, Dan, I feel like if I melted a piece of cheese on you, people would mistake you.

For burger. It's true, and I'm way bigger than your average burger. piece of cheese on you people in the stage. For the burger. Stuart I'm way bigger than your average burger. Like your average burger is what? Like a order of burger.

Like you take the I am like what? I am like 800 times that. I'm really glad you're using your platform here to brag about how much bigger than a burger. I'm like I'm like 800 times that. Wow. I'm really glad you're using your platform here to brag about the fact that much bigger than a person.

How much is it? Wait, yeah. Sure. Yeah, to really take it, really showing up those burgers. So, okay. It's a small alien craft. It's probably not as small as one of the batteries, not included. Now, it wouldn't be, let's say, like a

star destroyer, or the Death Star, because those are large crafts, and they're not really alien crafts. And they're not, you know, they're not piloted by technical aliens. It's probably not the spacecraft in space invaders. Oh, Stuart, what again, again, again, you mentioned the exact movie that I was gonna mention when you were Letterman Jacket. They wear two hands, they're bipedal. Stewart, I don't, I should like that we are so in sync that we're about to mention the same garbage movies that you keep mentioning, space invaders, kind of underrated. It's not bad, that's a good, that's not bad. It's not terrible. Again, I gotta start, this is why I interrupt you guys all the time because if I don't Stuart's gonna say everything ahead of time that I'm gonna say.

So it's where a human takes an alien craft. Now it's not flight of the navigator because he's just navigating. Yeah, he's not piloting that ship. Is it Independence Day? Independence Day, they fly an alien craft Yeah, and that's and those guys are kind of tentacle right? Yeah, what about what about a rival? Do they ever fly an alien craft or do anything exciting and arrival? No, they do nothing exciting in a

They just make an emotional Plenty of stars Just like look on maybe we should communicate him instead of blowing him up right away. Yeah. Boar ring. Yeah, now what do you think? I think I'm going to lean with, I'm going to go toward Independence Day. Yeah, that's going to be mine. I bet this song on a trick and the answer is going to be ID4.

So you say Independence Day and I'll say ID4. You're both right. It's Independence Day slash ID4. Now the real goof. I'm glad that that's the goof that is the real good that a fucking Mac book can connect to an alien fucking And also they've had the spaceship for decades So the idea that they didn't have time to configure it for a person to drive it is crazy Goof you just got goofed But the fact that he connects with that there that their computers are Macbook compatible is kind of crazy.

I mean, I feel like that's the same Goof. If they've had that much time, then maybe they figure out how to do a little program that converts the witsits to the other thing. Dan, I can barely convert MacPages documents into Microsoft Word documents. You're a fucking mob, Balea. They went up to that mothership and they docked with it and tried to do it. into Microsoft documents. Bucking up, Elliott. I bet you, they were like, they went into, they went up to that mother ship and they docked with it and tried to do it.

And then Mac was like, this is not a compatible format. You have to use our mother ship. Oh, you got to lie to him up? Yeah. So final goof of the night, guys. This is the last goof. Wow, this has been a veritable troop of goofs. Is it a veritable troop of Goose. He is a real Goose troop.

Here it goes, tornadoes, friends. Tornados do not roar as heard several times. That is a Goose. Tornados do not roar as heard several times. Now it could be the mummy where Imhotep takes the form of a sand storm and his face can clearly be seen in the sand cloud and he goes raw and you're like, what?

It could be the hurricane, since that is about a person whose nickname is Hurricane. And that's true. Not the other movie's called the hurricane, which are about actual hurricanes. Or...'s say let's hurricane which is about uh... rubin hurricane carter oh that's the one i meant i didn't mean that hurricane i meant hurricane uh... now it's or the beverage

yeah sure so it's a so said read it again dan what don't tornadoes do uh... uh... as they're As it does several times. Roar. As they're showing you to do several times. That's probably not the movie roar, because that has a line. That's not tornadoes. That's about lions. And it's probably not sharknado, because then you'd be like,

oh, it's the sharks that are roaring. Yeah, that's actually a good point, L.A. Thank you. Although funny, you mentioned the roar. Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Riddle be this.

Why did I say that? No one knows. Oh man, he's got a devilish grin on his face. LA, I'm scared. And then kind of a devilish beard. Now they think about it. Yeah. Dan, are you the devil?

Totally it was frosted. So. Oh yeah, Dan, you have to get the beard frosted too. Yeah, I mean, well. Well, just the, just the so- No, I would like, that makes it better though, because it makes me feel like, you know, like, you know, it's sort of a frozen thing where like there's a little like, you know, I get to think that like ice,

there's like an ice power that is just like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The perimeter of my face. Yeah, it's like your regular jack cross. I like the character you're developing. Yeah. Yeah. Dan McCold. Yeah, so I'm going to say legends the or wait, legend of the Guardians, the owls of the blue is that that say right? You're throwing this one.

I'm so torn between wanting to see. You're throwing a tele to the slam dunkin' on you. Like Michael Jordan and Scotty Pippin. So torn between trying to say what I think it is and making a joke. No, no, no. Come on, let's be honest here. OK.

Let's get real, guys. OK, Dan, Dan. It's not me being real. I'm I guess it day and as the survey say twister this is the speaker of rore the uh... center photographer or or yandabon to got

uh... sculpt i'll i am while filming rore directed to twister and now while filming Roar directed to Twister. And, wow. Maybe he was haunted by getting scouted by Lyon. He's like, what's more scary than a Lyon? Let's put a little Lyon Roar over these Twisters.

Who knows? But that is a- Well, because Twisters have a tendency to blow people's, like if they have a hair piece, they have a tendency to blow them in a comedicic way so maybe after he'd been scout that was the thing he was the most afraid of is being I mean maybe he took that lion and as revenge he just threw it into the tornado and so that was the lion roaring going get me out of this thing Wilma the lion's wife his name Wilma guys really blew it out you got seven out of eight

Correct, yeah, wow very good. I feel I Mean last last time we did a mini I talked about games and this time I kind of showed you I know how to play them I mean because you definitely didn't show us that you knew how to play a game last time. No, last time you were like, here's a game I will avoid explaining it. And this time I was like, shall we play a game and you were like, sure, why not? Yeah. Dan, good game. You did a great job putting that together. Thanks for organizing that game, Dan. That was really fun.

Yeah. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the night thinking the game over and be like, man, if only I'd done that better on that one question we would have gotten a blow out. Yeah. Well, I take issue with the way that that goof was written. It's written as if Dorothy is a character. When, in fact, Dorothy is an alter ego. That's like saying, who's that center that or whatever that Tom

Cruz has disguised as in the beginning of the first mission in Boston? They'd be like saying that's a character in the movie. Who's the saying? Elliot, I welcome the idea that you will track down whoever contributed this goof to the pussy IMDB page. It's like a revenge it's upon them. Goofs, in the scene where the Mr. Turtle man walks into a club, it walks into the Turtle Club, it's like no, no, no, that's the master of disguise pretending to be a turtle. Don't tell me that's a character. Yeah.

All right, guys, well well thanks for flying my game You didn't have to saw your leg off to you know get the key to the thing or whatever and I appreciate that That's a literal reading of I like the idea of this new Dan character lazy jigsaw Hey, you want to play game? Whatever you know what? forget about it. it's like it's better for you to don't want to play the game because I got to clean up

a lot of shit if you got it. if you're going to saw yourself open like there's a lot of stuff I got to do after that. it just but but you put all the work into setting up this trap. are you sure you don't want me to try to get out of it? like I didn't think it through. I got to dispose of the body. I get to clean this. But you can let me off the street. What? Go back. I'll just, you know, smell this chloroform and I'll put you back

exactly where I found you. I think. Hello, hello, hello. I've been, I'm halfway sewn to a human centipede. Are you going to finish the job or what's going on? No, you know what? I've lost my zest for this. You guys just go home. It's fine. Thanks for everyone for listening to this. Many, you know, we're just we're just playing around man. It's like jazz. you know we're just we're just playing around man it's like jazz haha

haha thank you for listening uh... let's do a regular episode why not uh... for for the floppess i've been dan McCoy hey i'm steward wellington hey i'm elie calon special thanks to everyone at max fun and are editor jordan caling into you the listener dan do you have anything else uh... you want to say no before about life's

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