The Flop House - FH Mini 53 - Prolific Pals

Episode Date: April 16, 2022

Fiendish gamemaster Dan returns to quiz the other Peaches on some of the hardest working men in showbiz. Things start goofy and only get goofier when Dan realizes how bad he is at counting.Thank you t...o our sponsor — microdose gummies from Lumi Labs

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey everyone, it's the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wallandon just chomping on some wine. Sure was too many. He was delayed here. And I'm Elliott Kaelin not choosing to shove some food in my mouth at the moment. I'm supposed to say my name. Did I once, did I once, did I once, uh, uh, stay in there eating a bag of Doritos as Barack Obama got closer and closer to me, shaking hands down a line of people, um, only to realize that the last possible minute that I would have Dorito dust all over my hands.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Yes, but I don't put food in my mouth before I say my name on a podcast. Yeah. Yeah. So everybody, this is my full review apparently. Yeah. I hope it's a fucking shit sandwich. Yeah, so the first Stewart you're in great shape. Fantastic. Thank you. Criticism. You're shoving a lot of food in your mouth right before talking. And the final compliment is loving your your array of shirts.
Starting point is 00:01:08 compliment is loving your your array of shirts. Stewart is here's a little peak behind Fluffhouse curtain for listeners. You may be wondering, you know, how does Stewart get so fit? Every time I see Stewart, he is either shoveling fruit or nuts into who is mad and all times is what I don't think yet each other foods. Well, like many, I think he's like a squirrel. He has like many healthy people. He leads healthy healthy non-filling food. So he needs a lot of time. He needs them all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Come to late. Yeah. My little teeth get a serious workout. Let me tell you. Teats. Oh God. I was like, my little teeth get a serious workout. I don't know what you're doing with the food. What the fuck is wrong with you? I've misheard you.
Starting point is 00:01:53 There's nothing wrong with me. My ears are bad. I guess my ears are bad. Don't think about the classic kids toy line. My little teeth. That's a difference. What do you do on this? So hey, okay.
Starting point is 00:02:03 On, on, primarily this is a podcast where we watch a movie, one that has been a critical or commercial flop, and then we talk about it. But in the off weeks, every other week, we kind of go freestyle. We do whatever we want. And this is one of those flop house minis sponsored by Manny's bar, apparently. And actually, this is different. sponsored by Manny's bar apparently. And, No, so now you're doing it too. Spreading. Actually, this is different.
Starting point is 00:02:27 This is a flop house Manny sponsored by Manny Act of New York. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that Stuart. Nice. Manny Act or Manny Act, because it's also pronounced of New York on complex thresholds now. Volume one, the death train on trade paper back in volume two, the Bronx is burning issues only at the moment.
Starting point is 00:02:43 We'll be collected someday. So, often with these Manny's, trade paper back in volume two, the Bronx is burning issues only at the moment. We'll be collected someday. So often with these many, we sort of trade around who's taken the wheel, who's designing the mini for that off week. And it came up to be mine yet again. And listen, a lot of time listeners may know, again, as if, as if you've been doing it more than anyone else. No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, much, much like the wheel of karma, this wheel of fate that is having to host
Starting point is 00:03:13 flop house minis, it rotates constantly. If anything, I haven't done it in too long because we had a lot of, you know, like interesting other stuff that was not necessarily any of us in the driver's seat. We just got some good guests, whatever. You can listen to them, throw on our feed anyway, but now that I'm in charge, Devious, the captain now, Devious game master, Dan has returned. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:03:44 I have another game. Oh, shit. I'm going to play out in two rounds of eight questions each. Don't worry, they're there. I saw it. It's a look of alarm. It probably shouldn't take that long, although, you know, take take all the fun diversion she wanted, because that's why people listen to this. I mean, take all the fun diversions you want to, because that's why people listen to this. I mean, that's the thing. I'm a factor in the diversions. This is going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. At least it's not 12 rounds. Check out our 12 rounds episode from years ago. We probably
Starting point is 00:04:15 said offensive things that it because we were young, then. Yeah. And dumb. That's the only reason. We're young and dumb and full of something. I don't remember what the. You're a young dumb and full of gum that we'd swallow. You're not supposed to do that. It just stays in your style. For ever in your system. For every. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:33 So. Yeah. So this is a game I devised. Like I said, it has two rounds of eight questions. I'll alternate who gets to answer first. And is the, is the, is the, is the thing that we're supposed to take turns guessing what the game is? No, no, I will tell you that. I'm just saying, I'm doing this in an usual order where I tell the rules first. And then I tell you what the game is. So I'll give you alternating chances at it and then the other
Starting point is 00:05:07 person will have a chance to steal if they get it wrong. And it'll get a lot easier at that point as you'll see, but the game is so they're they're very prolific artists out there in the world. Many of them working in a film and television. First, I mean, Dan, if I could bring up a real-life story today, my oldest son is doing a book report on Leonardo da Vinci and he wanted to find an image of the last supper. And so I looked up Da Vinci paintings and in the ad space that came up above the search results were a posters of Da Vinci paintings and then a poster of Scarlett Johansson. And I was like, wow, they are DaVinci is more prolific than I thought.
Starting point is 00:05:48 I didn't really see it. Yeah. They painted any pictures of actresses from 500 years after he was alive. Yeah. It's amazing. You know, some people just have the energy to do that kind of thing. Here's one of them. What?
Starting point is 00:06:00 It was a game of dictionary and his partner was no stardom and no stardom and feeding him clues. There you go. That makes sense. That makes sense. So here's here's Thomas goes, I'm the star of ghost in the shell and divinity is like the cartoon or the live action version. Here is one very prolific artist. No stranger to Flophouse Shores. His name is Mr. Eric Roberts, who has 664 acting credits on IMDB. To away from Ultimate Evil. Now, you might think that's amazing.
Starting point is 00:06:42 It's impossible to go bigger. No, no, no, no, my friend. Here's someone who has a lot of acting credits, spread over the movies and television. Mr. Frank Welker, the voice actor predominantly, although he, you know, sometimes he'll be himself on camera in a live action role, but he has 872 acting credits on IMDB. A lot of animal sounds Frank Wilker does.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Yeah. Now, when you say as himself in an acting role, you don't mean playing Frank Wilker in movies like characters like we better stop off at Frank Wilker's house for some advice. I mean, you see Frank Wilker's face even though he's playing a different character. You know, a lot of I see. I see. It's had one traditionally would say that. Now, I know that this is a movie podcast primarily, but always for a third thing you want to throw in a curveball. James Patterson. James Patterson novelist or shall I say man who puts his name on a lot of books? Whether or not you actually wrote them. James Patterson has quote unquote written more than 200 novels.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Or I guess, I can believe that. I mean like Isaac Asimov wrote about two times as many books, but a lot of those were nonfiction also. Yeah. Well, that's, yeah, some of these, some of these are like, I like it. Just neged Isaac Asmall right there. They weren't really all novels, Isaac and some of them were short story collections. No, no, no, no, I think the way I think don't, well, I'm
Starting point is 00:08:19 correcting myself because I think that the website that gave me this figure may not have understood the difference between a novel and a nonfiction book, because some of the titles that were listed were nonfiction books. So, oh, I see, okay. James, we've also mentioned James Patterson's a very prolific commercial star, if you're talking about actors, mainly.
Starting point is 00:08:37 I love it. He puts himself in his commercials and he is hilarious. Yeah. They basically, it's like, he says like one word looks at the camera and then eventually he's like, I want to read this. I remember there was one, for his book, Jack and Jill, he did one of those, Jack and Jill, Jack and Jill, my new novel. And it was like, what?
Starting point is 00:09:01 Perfect. No, no, he's using the head-on commercial style, or if you just say the thing, it'll get lodged in your brain. So, of course, this game is, is this an Eric Roberts movie? Is it a Frank Walker project, you know, either movie or television show? They'll be very elevated if it's a project. Or is it a James Patterson book? Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Eric Roberts movie, Frank Wilker project, or James Patterson book. And like I said, we're going to, you know, alternate who gets first crack at these. Do you have a name for this game? If someone gets them wrong. They'll see. I think, I think Robert's movie, Welker project or Patterson book is a bit long as a name. So let's come up with a new one.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Uh, the, the prolific pals. The game. Cool. Yeah. Okay. That's also the, that's also the Disney plus animated show featuring Eric Roberts, Frank Wilkeren, James Patterson, Salted Problems around the neighborhood. So this, it's a very similar personality team up from the, what the one where it was, Bo Jackson, Michael Jordan, Wade and Gretski was at the super Adletes or whatever.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Something like that. So, us Super All Stars. Yeah, yeah. You know that, you know that. So Eric Roberts, he's kind of the, he's the Donatello. He's all about machines. He's very sciencey. Frank Velcro's, of course, the leader, very noble and disciplined.
Starting point is 00:10:37 And James Patterson is the, is the kind of dumb brute. He's the strength of the team. And, you know, he's not so bright, but he's got a lot of heart. Anyway, that's the pro of the team and you know, he's not so bright, but he's got a lot of heart. Anyway, that's the prolific pals. So I'm glad you compared it to a team of four members. Well, get me a party, dude, and we get we get added to the group. I know I said that the digressions are the fun, but we're 12 minutes in and we haven't started.
Starting point is 00:11:02 I should mention James Patterson is not cool, but rude. Yeah, okay. He's cool in the light. You don't want to get slendered. Yeah, mention James Patterson is not cool, but rude. Yeah. He's cool in the light. He don't want to get slendered. Yeah, that's why they call him James Politeerson. Anyway, Dan, so prolific pals, are we going to play this game or what? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:14 So this first one, Stuga's first crack at it. Tell you, I have, I've stolen the initiative. Yeah. You just got to answer Robert's Wulker Patterson. Okay. Uh, the title is Deadly Nightshade. Roberts, that is a point for Stuart Deadly Nightshade. Eric Roberts played Father Walsh in the father wall.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Not even a priest. Yeah, I don't. No, I've never seen Deadly Nightshade. Oh, by the way, there's certainly don't need it. You know, both of the, both Robertson, Wilkerson, certainly, and well, Ann Patterson actually have have what ever is your making it up as you go along. I can tell no, no, no, all three of these people have future projects listed on the pages that I consulted. Okay. I will tell you, I just not using the future projects.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Oh, thank goodness. That would not be fair. Yeah. Extant projects. So, all right. Elliott. No, boy. Your title is Fire Breither.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Fire Breither. I'm going to say Frank Welker. You got it, buddy. Fire Breher. Fire breather. I'm going to say Frank Welker. You got it, buddy. Fire breather. Frank Welker plays Dragon number one. It was probably a dragon movie. Frank Welker established plays animals. Number one. So not even a dragon with a name. So you know, it's probably it was probably Roars. The whole person had a dragon movie is this. If the dragon doesn't have a name, well, we know there's at least more than one dragon in it. I hope.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Yeah. So you would think that unless there's like, I mean, if there's character dragons, would they just name another, that would be like, that's what I'm. Yeah. I think that I think that they do human number one. Yeah. Human number one. Yeah, human number one. The numbering system does not necessarily imply
Starting point is 00:13:09 that there aren't more important dragons in this movie. Hey, Frank Welter's planet, then there are no more important dragons. That's the thing. Sure. Okay, so bull, the hero dragons play by Chris Pratt, of course, doing his best Italian accent. Yeah, and who play, who does the voice of the woman dragon that actually solves all the problems, but is not technically the hero because Chris
Starting point is 00:13:29 Pratt is technically the hero. Isabella Rosalini. Oh, I want to see this movie now. Isabella waitressini. Um, no, not long ago reference. Uh, she's not in waitress. I don't know. Anyway, welcome to you. Stuart. Yes, Stuart. Yep. You got your, you got the crack at this next slide. Right.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Yep. I've stolen a march on Elliot. Okay. The next title. The game is tied right now, but the next title is private Paris. Private Paris. A private, wait, say it again. Private Paris.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Like, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Eric Roberts. No, that's not correct. Elliot, you have a chance to steal. It gets easier now, because there's only two. I'm gonna miss. What is the second word in the title? Paris, the capital of France. I was saying Paris, and I was like, or parents,
Starting point is 00:14:24 and I went or parents, and I couldn't, I couldn't quite tell. Can we get a, can we get a less marshmallows toast in for a, for a, no, stand. I am the only, I mean, we could get Audrey in here, but, I mean, we could, you know, we could, that's true. We could, we could retool the series. No, you know what? Probably in the middle of the pilot episode
Starting point is 00:14:45 we shouldn't start in season seven. Maybe at least let's finish the the in house demo. Yeah. So it's private Paris. I'm going to say that it's a James Patterson book. Elliot, you're correct. It is part of the private book series, which is apparently a book series that James Patterson has. That better be a book series about sex clubs in different world cities. Yeah. P is for private books. Series. That's so grabbed in Stuart.
Starting point is 00:15:14 The cat who ate the private book. No, that's somebody else. I don't remember who it is. Oh, man, I need an Ann McCaffrey name. The dragon riders of private, a pern. Okay. So, that was a, what is it? What is a Mary Higgins Clark title?
Starting point is 00:15:34 I can't think of any. Oh, no. There was a steal for Elliot. So, Elliot, it's still, it's your turn again. Okay. Does that make sense to me? I wouldn't have, Are you against it? So Elliot, this title is season of the machete.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Okay. Season of the machete. Yeah. I'm going to say Eric Roberts for that one. No, that's incorrect. So Stewart, what do you got? I'm going to say, uh, put, put, put Patterson, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, for him when it came to titles, which is weird is because people normally discover nursery rhymes when they're a baby in the nursery.
Starting point is 00:16:29 No, but he's a Benjamin button, so he's living backwards. Oh, so when he was a baby, he was actually an old man and he was listening to, I don't know, fucking car talk or something. You guessed it. And reading a lot of World War II books and Uncle John's bathroom readers, things like that. I mean, you had three of those things with things I enjoyed as a kid. I have such a strong memory of the day my dad gave up on collecting all the Uncle John's
Starting point is 00:16:59 bathroom readers. Yeah. The day he was just like, there's too many of them. I can't keep up. Yeah, he's defeated. Like me with EC Comics reprints. You gave a good run at it, Dan though. You got a lot of strut. I did. I tried for a while. Okay. Wait, who got the first crack, Elliot last time. crack Elliott last time. So this one Stewart. Yeah, your title is mega boa.
Starting point is 00:17:39 I got boa. I'm gonna say you're grobards. That is Eric Roberts. You got that one. Yeah. I feel like Frank Lager would have seen that title and said not for me. Dr. Malone. They're like Roberts character. But I'm alone. See like so. Got a gangster doctor. Yeah, they offered Frank while I'll go the role of a boa number one. And he had to turn it down. He said, I'll take I'm taking star boa billing or nothing.
Starting point is 00:18:02 If I'm not the mega boa. I'm taking star boa billing or nothing. If I'm not the megaboa. Allie. They said, sorry, we have Ian Zering playing the megaboa. It's I and Zering, but yeah. And I know it's, we have I and Rand playing the megaboa. Oh, wow. And I'm choice not known for her, uh, the work, but her political views, Dan agrees with.
Starting point is 00:18:24 All megabot. I should go to a valley somewhere. Yeah. And leaving regular. It's hard for them to shrug because they don't have shoulders. Mm-hmm. Okay, Elliot, your, your title is code name, kids next door, Operation Zero. And if you want to know, it's, it is Z period, E period, R period,
Starting point is 00:18:48 O period. Code name, kids next door, Operation Z, E, R, O. Yeah, okay. We have another way to spell zero was there. I'm not, oh, you just know that, well, I'm saying that they have their, they, they're, it's an acronym of some kind. Oh, that I didn't understand. Well, what does it stand for? Yeah kind. Oh, that I didn't understand. Well, what does it stand for? Yeah. I don't, I don't know. Well, do your research, I guess. Anyway, I'm going to say Frank Wilker for that. Is it searing as an eye? If it's James Benson, I will lose my shit. I'm sorry. What, what did you guess? I'm going to say Frank Wilker, but it probably is a pattern. It is probably his pattern because he does kids books. What?
Starting point is 00:19:25 No, it is Frank Wilker. You got it. He plays. You. Monty Uno is his character name. Monty Uno. Yeah. So this movie was, it's just some of you.
Starting point is 00:19:35 You're the Pizzeria Uno fame. Somebody just used the magnetic poetry kit to write this movie. Now Stuart, Stuart, you're up. Your title is Fat Girls and that's Fat with a pH and a Z at the end of girls Wait, that must have been so I just read this note. There's definitely James Patterson So annoying to so I went to James Patterson who is writing it that there was always red squiggles under both of the title words Spell check when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, panel. I mean, like this, honestly, if you're going to do a flip-take, this is your chance. In the world, you can literally flip up so that your feet are all like we see in the quote
Starting point is 00:20:34 quote panel. Yeah, but you live in. I want to see, I want to see a bazooka joke comic where bazooka Joe says something silly on zoom and then in the last one, the unlucky, a recipient of this goof falls in. The problem with that strip. something silly on Zoom. And then in the last one, the unlucky, recipient of this goof falls at. The problem with that strip for me is that would indicate that those strips are taking place in the modern times,
Starting point is 00:20:56 which means somebody is still making them. Like every time I see a bazooka Joe comic, I look at it like it's some kind of artifact. Well, that's kind of like the current Nancy comic, which is really good. The current Nancy comic strip is really funny, but it takes place now. So anytime Nancy is on a computer, but she's dressed the same that she's been dressing for 80 years. I'm like, what's going on Nancy? It is a very funny comic. I'm going to say Eric Roberts again. You are correct. That is Eric Roberts who started in fat curls.
Starting point is 00:21:29 He played Robert. He was excited about it. He didn't even know who's a movie. Yeah. This is, hey, this is the time where we're going to do some ads, but how it goes. I think it's a tight game still, right? Dan, at least at least announced a score before the break. No, that's true.
Starting point is 00:21:48 I should increase excitement. Note that maybe I'm just using the lessons I learned as host of the Who Was Podcast, a Kids Quiz Show Podcast about history, available through I Heart Radio or wherever you get your podcasts. But that's, you know, you just announced the score before break. Wait, that was, that was actually a seven, a seven question round. Why, why did I think it was an eight question round? That was seven questions.
Starting point is 00:22:17 I'm sorry. And this is what happens when grandpa runs a game show. I'm sorry. I'm looking at now. I have a, you know, I have the spreadsheet. A steward is actually one ahead because it was an uneven round. So I'm going to move the, wait, hold on, let me count the rest of the questions because this may be a, this may be a problem with the design of the game. Seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 thirteen fourteen. What I love is that dude is
Starting point is 00:22:46 especially confounding the people who are hitting the skip button when they heard him say sponsor. They're missing this great content. This prime entertainment. This is an uneven number around. This is an uneven number around. So you're saying that, so you're saying the flaw was always in the system that you gave for the police, but all the clues. I can't believe I did this.
Starting point is 00:23:15 I don't know how I, I made this mistake. I think it's because I added. All right. Well, okay, we're gonna have an uneven number, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. Okay. Here's what you did. Here's what you stood. Here's a lot of that last question you have planned
Starting point is 00:23:36 and make that a tiebreaker in case you need it. No, no, yes. I've done it already. There's an even number of rounds now. I just now, it'll be an uneven number. Now I don't trust the amount of the titles that you counted. I can't trust any of your facts. You know what? This is a podcast that is popular for some reason. And I'm going to just move on to the ads and then we'll return back to the game after the ads are done. Okay. And we can all trust that it's all been done for the best. Um, that trust that trust is gone. It's no road it yet. Uh, kitty poop, kitty poop club. Are you a proud cat person? Yep. You love your cat, but that
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Starting point is 00:29:34 So let's take care of our minds as best we can. I'm John Moe, host of Dupresh Mode with John Moe. Every week I talk with comedians, actors, writers, musicians, doctors, therapists, and everyday folks about the obstacles that are world and our brains throw in front of us. Depression, anxiety, traumatic stress, all those mental health challenges that are way more common and more treatable than you might think. The first time I looked at therapy I was so ashamed and I was like, can't believe I
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Starting point is 00:30:23 it's three because of my miscounting, which just means that, you know, like a Broadway show, we'll have a slightly shorter second half. And if you tie up, I'll have a tiebreaker. But so what do we got here? It was Stewart last time. It's a little unfair. A short cut to answer more questions than me in the first round, but you know, it's a real game. So it's not like the questions get harder. The next round. Remember like they had a place.
Starting point is 00:30:52 The person. Yeah. Or James Hong or somebody like who? All right. So Elliott, your first question for the second round, this first title is, how I survived bullies broccoli and snake hill. Now I happen to know that's a James Patterson title. Oh, Elliott bringing actual knowledge into the first time. I tried to option it for a screenplay. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Let's just say I've
Starting point is 00:31:24 spent a fair amount of time in the children's section of bookstores. Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, that's not go further than that. That is James Patterson book. Stuart. Oh, he's thinking with James Patterson. He was like, hmm, I'm a pretty mediocre writer of adult fiction.
Starting point is 00:31:41 I bet I could write some pretty mediocre kids fiction too. You don't think he was like, oh, man, I'm going to crush these kids. You got a damn person. Never gonna know what hit. What are they? They're like, they're like, James, you know children aren't writing those books, right? I'm going to be totally good writer compared to them, their kids. I'm a grown up. I know all the words. Children's literature written by children. And then he picks it. He goes like, what's this? What's a terabitia anyway? And he picks that bridge to terabitia and by the end, he's just sobbing. And he's like, I was wrong. These kids are amazing.
Starting point is 00:32:13 He says, I didn't think it was going to end that way. It's so sad. But beautiful. Yeah. He's annihilated at that point. I still don't know what a terabitia is. Uh, you're right. Yeah. Your your title is the legend of Sasquatch. Who's, who's is this? I love the legend of Sasquatch. I love that you keep saying your title is and I keep expecting you to give us titles like champion or like title.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Baron of the legend of Saskwatch. Oh, wow. Oh, man, I thought I was only a Baronette. I will say, I'm gonna say this is Frank Welker, but this is a guess, because this could be any of these three. You know what, you're right, that is Frank Welker. He played Baby Saskwatch in that project. I want to believe it wasn't just the voice that he did theker, he played Baby Sasquatch in that. Probably. No, I want to believe it wasn't just the voice that he did the body too.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Or maybe Baby Sasquatch is a rapper that goes looking for the real Sasquatch in the movie. Maybe it's a human character, yeah. That's a good rap name, Baby Sasquatch. Free for your use if you're out there looking for a name. Wow, yeah. Dan immediately erases your trademark, derelict. Yeah, it's not all right. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Thanks, Dan. It's a creative comments rap name. Thanks, thanks for being the distributor that didn't put a copyright on Night of Living Dead, cheating George Romero out of millions. Can you imagine? Who do you Can you imagine? Could you imagine? I mean, it's crazy that you forgot.
Starting point is 00:33:47 It's also crazy that there was a period in copyright law where you had to put a copyright notice on a movie or else it was instantly public domain. That's nuts. That is bad in all writing right there. They didn't put it on here, I guess they wanted it to be for everybody. I assume they meant for other people
Starting point is 00:34:02 to just have instant access to this movie they put their time and effort into. It's like, whoa, you want to ask him? No, no, no, it'll be awkward. It'll be uncomfortable. Like, it'll be like calling out their charity. So, Allie, you got a title to answer for. Well, you don't have to answer for it. Do you want me to provide one or? No, well, you don't have to answer for it. Do you want me to provide one or? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:34:27 That's what it sounded like. You want to be kidding me. No, I got one for you. Like, I'm going to tell you a person, and you name a title, maybe they were in. Wow. Here's one for you. And it is Jepetto's secret.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Oh, Jepetto's secret. No, that? I'm going to say Frank Welker again for this one. No, it's not Frank Welker. So Stuart, I'm going to steal that shit because I know that's Eric Roberts, baby. That is Eric Roberts. He plays the character Jack Hammer in Jepetto's. It's a porn movie. I didn't realize that. Oh, it's a porn movie. I didn't realize that. Oh, that I would have said Eric Roberts. I mean, it sounds like he's basically playing the same character they plays in righteous gemstones, say a criminal wrestling promoter.
Starting point is 00:35:15 So is that Cheppetta's secret? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Stewart. That he was, he was he was he was in he was in porn Stuart you're up again already And your time is gonna win this one Well, with stealing that for me and then also getting more questions in the first Christ what are you my dad?
Starting point is 00:35:37 Overall Overall you get the same number of questions, but It's just a matter of discounting Okay, you look by the way, Elliot. You would a matter of discounting. Okay, you look, by the way, I like you would look amazing in overalls. I thank you. I'd look like a big kid, which would be great. You look like me. I mean, if I, I mean, I would basically look like middle-aged Chuckie, sure. Yeah. Stewart, your, your, your, your, your, the overalls and the baseball cap, I would look like a kid going undercover as an adult.
Starting point is 00:36:10 And doing a bad job, why do you get injured? Don't look like a kid. Stuart, your title, your title is the murder of King Tut. The murder of King Tut. What a range. These three people. I want to say James Patterson. That is James Patterson.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Who else would have the balls to take on that subject? Now Elliott, the sticks were in my field. No, I assume he, I assume it was a, that's it. He had to meet with a new bus in like a dark parking garage to get the inside information on who killed the type. Yeah. Listen, listen, you didn't get this from me, but it's his heart. I waited against a feather.
Starting point is 00:37:15 See where it takes you. Well, wait, who's the murder in that case is the feather? Hey, I don't want, I don't want to get involved. Yeah, because usually what happens is is No, no, it's some some other Egyptian guy, you know, okay, okay, okay, at Ali this would go I don't know and Sabanore. Yeah It's one can go a couple different ways probably not a third way I just exhausted his knowledge of Egyptian characters. Like what do I want to know about Egypt? King Todd, the oldest mutant apocalypse. That's about it.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Emotions from the mummy series. Oh, yeah, right, right. All right. Your title is New York Minute. Who of these people? I'm going to say Eric Roberts. That is incorrect. Sure. Good. It's Frank Welker. Frank Welker is in New York Minute. I'm gonna say Eric Roberts. That is incorrect. Stuart, you have a steal. It's Frank Wilker. Frank Wilker is in New York minute. He's credited as Ray Noldo vocal effects. Oh, man, I'm not there's no coming back for me on this game.
Starting point is 00:38:18 Stuart is too good. He just knows these three people too well. Yeah. Well, Stuart, you got a few more. Stewart. He got one more chance to just not his theories. He It's just true. All right, Stuart, bring us on. Oh, the, the final title is head full of honey, head full of honey. Head full of honey, the clear plastic bear Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah to say Eric Roberts. It is Eric Roberts. He played. Dr. Holston had full fun here. So that's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine stewards. Wow. To a four L. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:40 It's a blow out. Wait a minute, Dan, you said two rounds of eight questions. I know. I don't know. You're so far off. You only asked, well, how many? You asked 12 questions. One, two, three, four, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Starting point is 00:39:59 How many, how many did you have? 12, 13. How many points did you were having? Oh, he had 10 points. No, 13. 13 rounds. That's what he does. That's not even... I got the map too, but...
Starting point is 00:40:09 Lucky number. How did I do this? Yeah. Remember me not as a person who counts things, but as a game master. Yeah. I mean, the master qualification is a little, it's a little tentative here. Question. So, for any of the pals, I did it. Now, now, now I know that I want to do a game
Starting point is 00:40:35 that's just for Dan on the next mini that's called, how much of this is there? And you've just got to get within two to win. Okay, Dan, what's the next, what's the next part of the music? Well, you know, you stand on the top of the thing while the Mario Kart music plays. Okay. And I say the end of the show stuff, which is, uh, if you have a moment listeners, if you like the nonsense, go to iTunes, leave us a review,
Starting point is 00:41:06 probably, I'll leave out the parts where I couldn't count. You know what I think? I think you're going to make sense at the end. I think you're going to let you, because you left one question reserved for a library. We didn't need it, right? I did. So you know what? You only miscounted once. Follow the FlophousePod on Twitter or the Flophouse Podcasts on Instagram. If you like videos, we've got some short videos on YouTube.com slash the Flophouse Podcasts and some long videos. We have some of our early charity live streams up there. If you want to check this out, you can go to flophousepodcast.com, click on the merch tab if you like merch and you can go over to MaximumFun.org to check out all the great other podcasts on our
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Starting point is 00:42:15 Thank you to Alex Smith, our producer who is at Howell Dottie on Twitter. You can probably figure out how Howell Dottie is spelled. Just imagine it and type it out. Yeah, I don't see what you would need to close your eyes. It's too old to do the walk. It's not spelled like the word howl at all. Okay, how the word how? How about? Ho, it's in ho ho ho. Well, it's in, I'm doing well. Dottie. Are you? It's in. Dottie, isn't a word. Anyway, thank you for listening. Until next time, I've been Dan McCoy. Hey, I don't blame you if you stop listening.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Stuart Wellington. And this is Elliot Kaelin saying, don't worry, we're gonna get Dan the healthy needs. Bye. comedy and culture. Artists-owned audience supported.

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