The Flop House - The Flop House EXTRA: Best of the First 75 Episodes

Episode Date: August 1, 2015

Some of the top bits and tangents from the first 75 episodes, suggested by fans. Apologies for the sound quality on some of these -- it was early on and we were learning.

Hey everyone, welcome to a special episode of the podcast. I've compiled with the help of some folks on the Facebook fan group. The favorite moments from the first 75 episodes of the flop house. Thanks to Jason Michael MacKiesick for pulling a lot of these sound files for me. Actually all of these sound files for me. We hope you enjoy this special best of. And why not use this to maybe introduce other people into the flop house fold. It would be a good way for new fans to sort of get an idea of what the show's all about. So thanks for listening.

Now why would he learn by telegram? His son didn't die overseas. I just imagine that everyone who's son's died, they get a telegram about it. Yep, somebody from the Word Department, cheers up. Well, he was an FBI agent. Sure. It's not even close. Not even close. He was telegrams.

But ultimately there was just Teddygrams. I saw all the World War II wives whose husbands were dreaded those Teddygrams. We're sorry about your son. Here's some Teddygrams. Maybe that'll cheer you up. Chuckle ones were so gross, dude. They're a little bear cookie. Maybe that'll take a place in your heart. Maybe this will ease some of the sting. It's a little cracker. It looks like a bear. Anyway. I got a lot of teddy grams to give out today. I'll see you later I guess.

So if might see your again, I'll see you around. It's a little it's just tasteful to hit on a woman just then but he knows she's single He's gonna come back with more Teddy grass Yeah, so looks like a like a Teddy Graham delivery guy can give her and it gives her a Teddy That's what it was like in Europe after the war. I actually like a soldier just had to give girls teddy grams and they could do whatever they wanted. You know, I don't know that.

It's a teddy gram based economy. Wow! Let's make it clear that the killer initially looked like Charles Manson. This is a nice school teacher. Or Jim Cavizial in cash. Why should we? Yeah, like everybody's high school. But he looks like a crazy bomb killer. Like everybody's high school. But he looks like a crazy bum. Yeah, like everybody's high school gym teacher

or science teacher. He looks like he crawled out from under the boardwalk and then got to class taught you and then went to a crack house. And then hung out with Brian Wilson and killed a bunch of people. But he so but in the he gets into a Mebs hospital. They shave off his crazy hair and beard, and he escapes looking like a shorn person. But the cops, the picture they're working off of is still his mug shot from three years ago with the hair and the beard,

and every time they show it to people, they're like, nah, haven't seen this guy. Haven't seen that guy wearing the ski mask and the cowboy hat. Yeah, I was saying that I wanted, like there's a point in which one of the teens like sees and it's like there's something about that guy that rings a bell and I wanted a scene where she somehow gets like a limbo. And I just want one thing.

But like I wanted a scene where she somehow got a hold of a photo of the guy and then she like drew like a beard on him And a mustache like holy shit is like or like some like novelty like mustache and beard sticker like I put on that Yeah, I said the picture actually falls into a into a woolly willy magnet and metal shavings today And she arranges the beer around it. Oh, she's standing across a crowded room from the guy. The guy turns toward her and somebody else hands like a phony beer to mustache to a friend across her line of vision. She's behind a play-moment. For a moment.

For a moment, Joker's like, look what happens when I draw. Looks like that guy's a mustache, you know, here. He's like, in a minute. He enters a man's and look alike contestant. What's on a fake beard. Has there ever been a joke in a TV show where there's a police sketch artist using a woolly willy to put together sketches of criminals? I think so.

Oh, that sounds like it sounds like a family guy joke. Yeah, you're right. Now I hate it. The burn. He's a house guy. She played Queen Amigdala. She had babies, Darth Vader's babies. Yeah, and then she died out of a lack of will to live.

That was so, it's like, she lost the will to live. And I got so mad, it was like, what about her fucking kids she just had? It's like a robot, like, was that like, am I? I do love that the robot, there's a nurse bot that, it knows human emotion better than the Jedi's do. Like, that scene would have worked so much better if she died. And the nurse bot was like, I don't understand. Her vital signs are fine.

And someone said she just lost the wheel to live. And the robot's like, huh? And looks confused. But it's been said. And then melts. And then melts out of the logic loop. But shooting out spurs. It's just like the Kobayashi Maru.

Or if there's a later scene where you see the robot at home, where the robot's like, I didn't have the heart to tell them, I never passed my robot in your medical exam. I've been back to sing with that a roval license. I lost a little limb, I guess that's really because they're bleeding all over the place, is that really what? Man, 15 of your patients lost the will to live this week. It's terrible. You got the worst luck nurse bot.

Yeah, I know, pretty bad, huh? B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B I live this week. It's terrible. You got the worst luck nurse bot. Yeah, I know. Pretty bad, huh? Bip-bip-bip-bip. Oh, rats. Now it's someone just pretending. Yeah. It's a pretty good thing.

Yeah. No Java longa. Roar. Man, we can do that forever. Any occupation that you can run things with. That's the other part of the world. That's how you do the formation of the jet, right? Think of an inappropriate occupation.

And then reverse engineer a title. Like penis goblers. I'll show you. That would be Mr. McGollars, no, that doesn't make sense. Mr. Mean is... Mr. Mark Noffler's penis goblers. Exactly. Which is a great Mark Noffler's penis goblers exactly which is a great apple you should buy it Maybe if you're your dad for Christmas

I think your dad enjoys the smooth sounds of Mark Noffler the dire straits now of them penis goblers Oh dear We do have this was supposed to be called I still want my MTV. Why did? Who made this unauthorized title change? Mr. Noffler, right? Well, we didn't expect you to come down here, sir We were just screwing around We're just fooling around with Photoshop and well It's saying

And by then the system was in charge it was too late He's a house guy who have have so many movies about Hitman, and you know, a good Hitman story I'm fine with. I don't care when I was a kid. Boba Fett was my favorite starboard's character. Whatever dude. But when, but I don't know if he was out, I don't think he had like a hit out on,

on solo. I mean, he did. He was more of a bounty hunter. He was a bounty hunter, but he would kill. Yeah, I guess. You have to assume he killed plenty. I mean, it is the starboard's universe so probably everyone shot at him first, but he did kill yeah i guess you have to assume he killed plenty i mean it is the star was universe so probably everyone shot at him first but he did kill them yeah then he got eaten by a giant anus in the ground yeah but that in the books

he's escaped from that so it's okay thanks to mithy's on that was that was the one moment in return the jet i were felt like david crononberg had started directing the film the giant anus that eats people in the middle of the desert just in the ground somewhere. I think it burps after eating both of that dessert. Yes, it does. Which implies that it has a stomach and a throat, like, everything. And it has a sense of comic timing.

What I tell you when thinking about that star like, it also really knows what it's like. But it's also very fast, considering that it that it's slowly digests over thousands of years everything in the in return of the jet i burps after eating job that had eats a frog burps that little thing that sticks out of the desert ground zaps a bug with its tongue but i think that's laceous from the laceous problem

use the name of trusty come on thank you this was the uh... we're doing it worked to the redoing jack nickel sinning pretzels rebo size noodle on. Thank you. This was the we were doing it worked they were doing Jack Nicholson in practice. I read both. I see. They're all there. They're all there. I'm a man. Jack man. They're all I wish I could remember the name of the rank or keeper but I forgot his name. We were doing we were doing Jack Nicholson in other

roles today. So it was like Jack Nicholson and other things and i uh... and mike might contribute to that was jack Nicholson as bivvortuna ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha job of no-bada And again my favorite thing return to the Jedi they create huddies is a language and the huddies Afra is for Jedi mind trick is Jedi mind trick Huddies does not have a word for a mind or for trick look the great the great mobster race of the universe has no word for trick I don't know. I mean like that makes it space like it's like in France with like the blue jeans You know but blue jeans are an invention that was brought to them It's not it's not a common everyday thing like

Jet eyes are not common in the No, it's not Jedi that I'm I have such an issue. It's mind-tricking So they've never referred to their minds or tricking maybe they say mind-trick because they they give no credence to it They think it's bullshit. They're trying trying to like lesson it in the eyes of their race oh maybe anyway this is off topic but I just hit man hitman or just so watch around the Jedi tonight here's my problem the u-walks are so technologically primitive how did they the Zulu wars show us that what I don't understand really the u-walks are the Vietnamese there's that one moment in that

movie where the one it was a war of attrition that took a day and a half that was the problem with the imperial army that one moment where the one Ewok looks to the other guy when see three pio says some bullshit and the one Ewok looks to his friend and goes that guy's wise and you're like holy shit he just spoke English for a second. I don't remember that part. You need to watch again, I promise. I usually stop watching with Trinidad Jedi after they get away from job as palisers.

Yeah, that's the best part. Whoa! Wait, Keith Sutherland? Keith or Sutherland? Son of Don Al Sutherland. He's been a little typecast lately ever since he was on that 24 hours show. Every ever since he's been a successful actor on a successful television show, he's been typecast. Yeah, everybody thinks.

He's one of the four hours. Everybody thinks that he's always this like hard news, FBI, agent guy, he's only got 24 hours to live or something. He's got spent a lot of time talking on the phone. Be great if that was the premise, and then by the fourth season, it's like, you only have 24 hours to live again. It's like mr. President. I'm gonna need the antidote right away. Nope, not till you fix it finish the case Yeah, can't do that this time Keith Sullen

Wait, so it's Carrie Keep Southern It's hard like it doesn't it's acting dad. It's like Jerry'sinfeld playing himself. Oh my God. When he played Jeremy Seinfeld. He's a house guy. So I was kind of hoping this would also follow the trend of having a great twist and being really gory and awesome.

I mean, he had a great twist. He stuck in the mirror at the end. Wait, what? He gets trapped in the mirror and that's why the writing is backwards. Come on, what are you talking about? Wait and that's why the writing is backwards. Come on, what are you talking about? Wait, that's why the writing was backwards. Yes, because he's trapped in the mirror. I felt like the rocket on the head and he was retired or something. No, that'd be very different understanding of the fact. I was gonna say because that was really sad.

I was gonna support his face. It's like flowers for Algonon. Yeah, it's exactly like flowers for Alganon. Yeah, exactly like flowers for Alganon. Wow! Oh, I like it. It was better than normal in the movies we've seen. I mean, wait, like compared to what? Like compared to what at the end? Mears?

Yeah, basically. Well, yeah, that's fair, but that didn't make it good. The mirrors are that great twist ending, so that made everything okay. What? Twisting in the mirror. You know what? You know what? In a mirror. You know where he ends up stuck in the mirror world. Wait, what movie was this? This is in marriage.

What? It's Keepers Sutherland. Keepers Sutherland. I want to wait. In that movie? That I had. Yes. And he ends up in a mirror world. It's stuck in the mirror.

What are you talking about? It's the twist ending. Get out of here. That's in hand. Not like turning your car into like a flying dinosaur monster. It's now they do briefly go into a mirror world which where the yachts are. Like super saunas. Square is backwards. Yeah. Wait. What? Keep your southern one in the moving mirrors. And then in the movie he goes into a mirror world. What? What are you talking about? No, no, you get you get trapped in the movie he goes into a mirror world. What I what are you talking about? No, no You get you get trapped in the mirror world for real. Yeah

He's a house guy while she was filling out her form a guy went excuse me you were supposed to have a press pass for me I'm from aqua fan dot vlog spot dot com. I guess an aqua man fan site or something Oh, well, can you spell that out out we'll get the paperwork for you together not a high bar set for the press at comic-con so everyone out there go to aqua fan dot blog spot dot com i may have gotten you a housing dude see if that's a real you are out here

okay let's see uh... okay looks like aquaand.blogspot.com is underwater sex experience. Has anyone tried it yet? There's only one post here, guys, and it's just asking if anybody's had sex underwater, and if it was awesome or something? Yeah, this is really weird. Roar!

Hey, everyone. Welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy, and I'm Stuart Wellington. I'm Elliot Kaelin, don't you know. So guys, I don't know about you guys, but I had a really exciting weekend last weekend. Oh, what happened? You know, I went up state to a sculpture garden. Oh, that sounds cool. And I bought some new shoes in an outlet mall.

Oh, night, do you got a good deal on those? Yeah, yeah, just really exciting. Stuart, I bet you did something exciting. I had a lot of sex. That's always fun, yeah. Yeah, it was really good. I was like spent like totally. Wow. Yeah, it was like I had to stop and drink

some gatorade in the middle. That's memorable. Yeah, but Ellie, don't worry about it. I think the thing is gonna work out for you at some point. Yeah, I didn't have such a great weekend. Just out of curiosity. What did you do last weekend? Not a lot. Daniel and I were at a town just kind of visiting friends. One the 2009 ME for Best Writing for a Comedy Musical or Variety program. And then I finished Alan Moore's Voice of the Fire.

I think we're going to take you back That's pretty good So before that one more thing just like step back a little bit. Oh, you've read voice the fire already. No, no I will talk about that later, but the thing before that What were you saying? Well, we were at a town. We were visiting some friends. No, but later People in Newfound College Daniel sister and her boyfriend Daniel again my fiance. Oh, yeah, that makes a lot more sense because I thought you were just mispronouncing dance name people in different college, Danielle sister, and her boyfriend. Who's Dan Yelligan? My fiance.

Oh, okay. That makes a lot more sense, because I thought you were just mispronouncing Dan's name. No, no. Dan, Dan had quite a weekend. Yeah. You got the shoes? No, I think they're upstairs. I'll stay it.

It's in between. It's pretty good. Yeah, that you did. I don't think, like, when to read a town visited some friends one and Emmy okay Alan more book that's where I'm gonna stop him back in a town because I think it seems to me that winning and Emmy what's an end wait we can say it's not me no an Emmy it's it's an award it's the highest award in television it doesn't really mean anything uh higher than a daytime

Emmy uh well they're the same award for different levels of programming. Again, same award for different types of programming. Okay. Mine happened to be a prime time Mami, which means, we went to Dewey Hauser, was the host, and we went on stage, and I was on television, and there's a picture of me and Hollywood Reporter with my boss, and talk to the press a little bit. These things happen. It's work, you know. No, I guess another dollar. I guess I'm just going to throw out those shoes then. Yeah,

ways that I bought. No, those are good shoes. I'm going to hear about this story. No. So what, so what kind of, you said they were patent leather, what color are they? Those shoes. So I only had shoes and soles. I noticed that you're wearing your Emmy around your neck. Yeah, it's a little heavy. And flame of flame style. Yeah. Well, is that the world she's holding up? Well, I think it represents an atom with electrons going around, because television is the harnessing of the electron to see images.

I mean, it was designed in the late 40s. So you know, it has those kinds of, it's kind of a style. So it's not like a weird like Atlas, Atlas figure Atlas Atlas for no not she's kind of like an angel with lightning bolt wings giving and those are sharp watch out holding the holding the atom out the electron it's it's a beautiful piece of work anyway so these shoes yeah that sounds amazing probably where I'm dear wedding yet next year I mean it's it's been kind of a humdrum summer for me. I got engaged, then a couple of months later, I won an Emmy.

Stuart, you said you were doing it a lot. Yeah, I lost sex. I shot in a salt rifle. Got a tattoo. Pretty good, pretty good. Yeah, these shoes are just going lower and lower. No, I mean, are those the ones you're wearing now? Those look nice.

Yeah, I'm just going to throw these out. He's a house guy. Oh, those are like the're wearing now? Those look nice. Yeah, I'm just gonna throw these out. He's a house guy. Maybe we got those that like the great bikini off-road adventure. That, I don't, that was like, I think two new movie to show on up all night. Should we just stick to the bad movies and then our recommendations for the video? The great bikini off-road adventure

applies there's an adventure in the film. Yeah, it's a great movie. Which there is of course none of. Yeah, but there's, you know, there's bikinis and there's topless chicks. That's what, and as you go off, there's a wise, there's some wise Native American dudes.

That is the trope of, there's one woman that keeps losing her top and then the wise Native American collects them and returns them. Yeah, Willie Talsall. That's the character's name. I forgot that was his name. Is it really like a bikini traffic school?

Probably, yes, I think I've never seen it, but at one point on that one, I don't care who's there. I never got that, this isn't it. Isn't it like a bikini traffic school? Yes, I think, I've never seen it. But at my point, I didn't understand. That was one I didn't get because it seemed like a traffic school in the sense that it was related somehow to city government. It wasn't like a private organization, but it still had that plot where land developers wanted to take it over. And they had to turn into a bikini organization to save it There was a time this is not a profit business doing traffic school

You guys remember the great it was like the stand-up comedy boom of the 80s of the bikini business boom when they were just bikini businesses Spring up all over the country. Yeah bikini car washes bikini beast rose bikini hotels bikini airlines Yeah, and there was also that boom in evil land developers and there was also that boom in evil land developers. Around the same time. Yeah, we're always trying to like shut mom and pop organizations. Or community centers. Yeah, for some reason, the economy at that point

just favored bikini as an evil land developer. Oh yeah, that's the thing. Yeah, I don't know what it is like, despite, you know, I'm, you know, an adult, but still it's like one of those bikini movies comes on, like I'll look around and actually kind of feel like I'm doing something wrong, like my parents might walk in and catch me, and I've seen actual pornography, right? And you don't ever feel, you don't care if your parents walk in and see you watching that.

No, because I mean most of it's pornography featuring like dead bodies and stuff, so it's not like it's real pornography. Even as a grown adult, I also prefer like, it's a crazy thing to say. Like, prefer like the silly TNA comedy is to like other forms of like bad soft porn. No, there's a there's a lightness to it. Because yeah, well, I mean, as someone who grew up, you know, staying up secretly to watch whatever, you know, like porn

other things. Yeah, whatever. It wasn't Charlie Rose, the staying up to see. Someone who stayed up to see Live at the Apollo. Sometimes they didn't stay up to see Charlie Rose, but so many of the, like, soft core erotic thrillers are about a guy out there who's killing strippers. Yeah, and that's not so fun. And it's like, un on sexy on two levels.

Number one, like, you know, strippers, it's fine. Like, it's good. I'm still seeing someone who's naked, but it's like the least sexy version of that because you're like, okay, well, I'm watching a movie about someone whose job is to take their clothes off. It's not like I'm seeing characters who I wouldn't normally see naked.

Like it's like, okay, these are characters who this is their job to be naked. And then they get killed. Like that doesn't add any, I don't. There's no saying you wouldn't be turned on by a movie about naked cave women. Right. Because that's kind of their job. No, it's not their job to be naked. I mean, they don't really have a job. They don't like put on like take a complete picture. There's a difference between unhappily being paid to take your clothes off and not yet having knowledge of clothes. I'm saying. I'm saying that like you.

Who would it be on light court? The bailiff, not the bailiff. Yeah, he's not. The clerk. Yeah, yeah, max, that's you to be. Wait, would I get to be, you'd be Harry and I'd be John Lerickette. Yeah Of course, yeah, okay, we can do that

Yeah, I'll start up the holiday Night court adventure What does that even mean? What does that even mean? You're not doing it the time you're gonna show up just to do it. It is all the day? Yeah, that's how we gonna do it, you know. Show like home to something. No, no, yeah, I can't.

I'm so adventurous. By the way, by the way, do not start up the holiday because Moriarty is gonna figure out some way of getting you off the holiday. Oh, I'm coming real. I'm ruining everything. Oh man. Can we do that? What does it mean?

I don't know what you're asking. Just do her one. Someone to build us a night court set. And we would get some old night court scripts, I think. And we would just live inside night court. That sounds good. Forever. That was good.

Yeah, man, I needed that one. So, night court. So to sum up, night court, I needed that one. So to some of my... This was for you. Some of our new tagline is kind of like Night Gorg. Wish it was Night Gorg. Yeah. Anyway.

Wait. Do you have magic? I don't, but I could learn it if it meant I could be Judge Harry. Yeah, yeah. I just... I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like Meljo, I like But I could learn it if it meant I could be judge here. Yeah I just too bad I'm gonna pass we could get him on the flop house. We just like night court. Oh, yeah, because he was often on night court Guest it a few times. Anyway, this one's called

This letter is called I bet we could get Yakovs Mirano We probably could get a what's your face? But you can be marky post marky post You know if we had a we got You know, if we had a grand together, if we scraped a grand together, we probably had a Marky post. But I want to pay for Cinderella to play at my 30th birthday, so that's where my grand is going. Okay. He's a house guy.

Was your reaction to the fact that all the angels could get easily mowed down by machine guns in the Legion trailer? Yeah, the Legion film. They are the weakest, most unintimidating angels, and it mainly one of us would interview the other about how to kill angels. These angels are so weak. I mean, they got to be really smart or something, right? No, they're actually dumber than normal people. Okay, are they really tall? Are they like superhumanly tall? Average height is about 5'3".

Do they have claws on their hands? No. Regular fingers. They're actually missing some fingers. Okay, can they like breathe fire or shoot lasers out of their hands? They have asthma and poor eyesight. And so on and so forth. Like, yeah, but you could probably stop, but you need like a magic bullet or something, right?

No, no, no, regular bullets. That does the job. Regular bullets actually cause more damage to them than if they were actual humans. But they're super strong, right? No, no, the gravity of Earth is much higher than heaven, so they're weaker than, I don't know, a 14 year old child. Oh, okay. But like, they can jump really high.

No, once again, they gave up their wings and they've never had to use their legs. So they're not very good at jumping. I mean, and this was the joke, having not seen the film, but having seen the film, it's pretty accurate. Pretty accurate. It's like an army of angels is going to attack us. They're just going to, but they're basically zombies. So we'll just mow them down as they bump into them.

Wave after wave of the jewels from heaven and that is that they're there zombies because zombies would continue to go toward the hills but most of them stand at the edge of vision to be shot at and make pretty good target and the zombie you have to at least hit their brain where as with the these guys you can be a glancing blow maybe they just heard a gun go off all right that these guys, you can be a glancing blow, maybe they just heard a gun go off. Oh, I'm glad you died. Oh, and by the way, these angels, somehow cannot breach the perimeter of a diner,

of a desert diner. They can't come in through the... The back door? The doors, no, they put a table in front of that door. Oh, okay. That's a sturdy table. Oh, yeah, it's a diner level table. That's old time crap.

And windows that aren't bordered up are covered. Yeah I mean they're made out of glass with the blinds drawn It was through the portal of time Not the portal of time the port hole of time They're not crews The crews that goes around the Caribbean and through time. Well, not only to go out through the port hole. All right.

Stay on the boat. The captain asked me to give you a quick word of advice about your cabin. You are the one cabin that has the port hole of time. Please don't go through it. Because you'll end up in time. Okay. That's just, I saw, otherwise enjoy it. We've got the spa on deck two.

Shuffle, you know what, here's two free, here's two free spot coupons. Just don't open the port hole time please. Okay, I cannot emphasize this enough. Do not go through the port hole. Let me just tell you that again. I don't know why you'd go through a port hole at all. There's so much to do on the ship.

I don't know why you try to leave it. But just this particular portal. Faze, they hold the phase on the ship. I mean, night why you try to leave it, but just this particular portal. I mean, night buffet every night, and you don't have to stay up late, because it starts at 11. If you do happen to fall out of the fall of time, do not step on a butterfly.

Please do not drop any shuffle boards, equipment in the... That might crush a butterfly. You would change the history. Let me just tell you this. Do our buffets. Don't mess with the port holes in general. Time or not.

I'll make an announcement to the whole ship. Just stay away from the port holes. Don't open them, don't worry about it. We've got a whole mall on the ship. There's a pool. Why are you investigating the windows? Again with the port holes. Don't you worry about the breeze? It's air conditioned

It's turned off the thermostat or down in the cabin Yeah, anyway, so see you tonight at the karaoke dinner If you have any questions I Again the purse The boason recommend the wheel you find them in the salt on the poop deck turn and don't go up in the crow's nest state of the rigging

if you need to go ashore the coxen. We're on a boat. You don't have a lot of time. You tend to shorten words. So we were even the portal of time. We called the port time. So if you could just stay away from the port time, that would be wonderful.

Well, that note. What? No soap? I'll talk. There should be soap in the bathroom. If there's not, I'll get it for you now. Towels are in the closet right here. Okay, great.

The soap, I don't know why that is. I'll check it. Well, people tend to stay out of this cabin. We try not to book it because again, the poor whole of time. So maybe they just didn't refill the bathroom last time because there's no one staying in this cabin on the ship. But I'll get it for you. One other thing thank you. Oh, very generous. Thank you. That's I mean, again, not necessary, but very much appreciated.

Rather than that. Theater is over. That was a tip at the end. I understand. Um, where you go back in and do the, uh, one man show, poor whole of time. We're going to do the sound effect. Go back in and put the sound effects in afterwards. Yeah, go, go, go, go. You can just go back and add it and loop it. Yeah. Really great. Lay it. Okay, layers, but layers then.

Stereo, multi-track. I'll split up one on the left channel, one on the right channel. That'd be great, so it's like it's going through your head. It'll switch him. It's how humans hear things. It's two years. He's a house guy.

Hey everyone, welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy. Wait, what was your name? I'm Dan McCoy. I know, and I'm Stuart Welley, too. I'm Elliot Kaylen. Stuart's... Round one, like a cat. Yeah, I'm just gonna. Yeah, I thought you were gonna like that sound effect. That's why I did it

It doesn't sound like a big cat Sounds like a house cat. It's not like you're a lion or a pad there. Yeah, well, that's the why it's the flop house It's the house cat. So anytime the listeners at home here They know that's a flop house trademark moment. That's our new mascot flop house house Yeah, the house cat so when we drop in that kind of side effect though, you know what is the situation would you know When Elliot drops one of his trademark Zinger. Yeah, it's like it's like a knowledge-based singer. Oh, okay, and Dan does one of his trademark zingers. It's like a knowledge-based singer. Dan does one of his like, oh hum. Oh hum. Yeah. One of his like, oh gosh darn. Oh the misery of life.

Yep. One of those. And then I would go, and then that's what the flop house listeners if you want to visualize what Stuart the flop house house cat looks like Go for it Let's move on Recommendations movies that you may have seen recently, but not if you recommend movies we haven't seen yes Which case I'd like to recommend it's called Rocket Crocodile in the world of tomorrow. It's a movie that doesn't exist and I'm making it up as I go along. It involves a crocodile astronaut. He actually falls through a time machine warp and becomes a rock star in the world of the future which also has dinosaurs. I don't know I'm gonna link to that on the website. Oh yeah. And Gina Gershon is nude in like every scene. Okay. Sure. So like any Gina Gershawne. Oh yeah, you're right. Also

Karly Gugino is nude in every scene. Like half of her role. Rocky Crocodile is fully clothed. So they have speaking roles or are they just naked in the background? I mean, there's a little bit of that. There's a little bit of speaking, you know. Okay. Yeah. Just to make it not exploitative. And to set up the new to be like, oh man, it's so hot in here. I'm going to take a shower now, but I'll just stand around first. We're who put all these ants in my clothing. Yeah, yeah. I would love to. They just. So rock it out. They run into the room yet, but you know keep your eyes peeled It's getting it five out of five amazing. So go to Netflix. There's a lot of things save go to put sage and so that it goes Thank you Whatever the whatever movie comes up on the auto fill To rocket crocodile in the world tomorrow probably is Dolman soundtrack by the by talking heads

They got back together to the soundtrack. Wow sure and Danzig you got them together Glandad's a good David burn finally working together. I'm well. I'm amazed at rocket crocodile Solve the burn way with the rift that is kept talking heads from re-read. Oh, yeah, well. It's the world tomorrow All right, well, that right well that's your recommendation Elliot. He has to stop the clothing bandit who's stealing clothing from all the beautiful women in the world. I think I've seen this movie in my dream. You're thinking of the devil where's Nata? Oh okay. She should also watch instead of devil. I thought I was thinking of the invisible maniac again. You have like three movies that you recommend in rotation.

I don't know if you've I've mentioned this before, but he kills a guy with a submarine sandwich. You mentioned it many times. He's a house guy. I don't think I've ever recommended this before, but I'm going to recommend it. I'm going to recommend it, and if I've already recommended it, you should watch it again.

It's a movie called Head of the Family. I don't know how you would be able to find this movie, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, movie about a small town shister and his kind of slutty girlfriend who try and pull a fast one on a local family that live kind of an exclusion known for being quite wealthy. It's like you're telling it. There are like this is a library story time. Sure. There are a family of oddities. I believe they might have some kind of ties to mad science perhaps. And the the family is consists of three brothers and a sister and each of

them has their own special powers. You have one brother who can see and hear really well. You have one brother who's incredibly strong, but he's very stupid. You have a sister who's incredibly beautiful, but she's not very bright. And then that's to your kind of like each other. Yeah, well, they're similar. I mean, they're related, for God's sake, so. Okay. And then they're all held together by the head of the family, who is this giant head with a tiny little body, who is super smart because of the giant head, and he can control his brothers and his siblings telepathically.

So this small town shister tries to pull a fast one on them, and of course gets burned in the process. I don't know if I should classify it as like a horror movie or a thriller. It's just very strange. It's a very strange reality. Yeah, kind of. Part of why you should watch it is there is a fair amount of nudity. Jack Lynn LaVelle from the female Ian series is in it. And she's just very good at acting, even when completely naked and tied to a stake that's on fire.

I think that's a great thing. I can't say that. The special skill is on her head shot. Yeah, I can't say that about a lot of actresses. No. Hey, can I throw something else in there? Sure. I want to recommend the Invisible Maniac about a high school teacher who turns himself

in visible just to, you know, spy on and potentially rape women. And at one point, a version of the hollum man. And then at one point, he chokes a student to death with a submarine sandwich. Pretty good. It's a good movie. All right. He does that, but does it have a talking monkey in it? Because Newke does. The Maniac jumps on somebody's head and smushes it. Ttuh! Mmm. If you smushes it. Yeah, the person's head smushes. Like it splatters.

Wow. Apparently, when you become invisible, you also become ridiculously dense. Interesting. And then when you become visible, if you die, you become visible again in the mythos of the Invisible Maniac. That doesn't make it. Oh, well, that happens in the regular the invisible man.

Oh, yeah, you're right. Uh, what was it going to recommend, Elliot? The invisible maniac. Oh, yeah. I recommend another horror movie that's totally scarifying about a high school science teacher to see naked ladies, a high school science teacher to see naked ladies, a high school science teacher, scary naked ladies, somehow manages to make himself invisible. And then he goes about killing a whole bunch of high school

students, including a couple of topless chicks. Yes, Dan. A couple. Like, and in the process, he's using his invisible powers to see naked teenage girls. And in the process, he does some scary things like he chokes somebody to death with a submarine sandwich. And another guy, he knocks over and then jumps on their head, which explodes like a pumpkin.

So totally terrifying. Directly by the same guy, direct to the hazing. Really? Yeah, Ralph Kaminsky. Man, that guy, nothing nothing but a Ralph the dog Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ralph the the the Yeah, hey guys, let's do that take again. I believe his his ancestor was Ralph getting on my dog It is a story lineage

pretty lineage. Okay guys I'm all prepped so go ahead. Okay. Let me guess. Let me guess about a maniac that's invisible. It's a movie called the invisible main. Is that the only movie you watch? Yeah. I watched it the other day. That's not true. I don't know anymore. I'm more. Yeah, I don't have a VHS player. Of course, we removed it from him for his own good. So it's called the invisible maniac. Guy goes invisible, kills a bunch of people, kills a person with a submarine, which is, stomped on a guy's head and to explode. Does anyone have to rip off his own deans? Or Darn it is. Or is that just a castle thing? You're ignoring the...

God, he said he said be quick about regumundations. I know why he's lovnged me down. I mean there's a lot of murder, but you're also ignoring the fact that the invisible man mainly becomes invisible to spy on naked women. Of course, that's the part that Dan would like to know. Yeah, but that's primarily the thing about the movie. Well, I mean, I like those submarines,

and which murderer, okay. Yes, real slice of life, Caper. So there you go, unless Stewart wants to come with a non-miss. Would they, real recommendation? Meaning, that's what I want to recommend this week. I figure if I repeat some of my recommendations, people are gonna check them out and be excited.

Sure. I mean, certainly they'll be looking forward to that submarine sandwich scene. I mean, I just, I like helping people out. It's kind of what I do. You're a real public servant, yeah, in the cause of Castle Freak and Invisible Mania. Well, thanks people, I mean, you know, all right, guys, well, uh, where there's a ding dong being ripped off, I'll be there. Where there's a ding-dong being ripped off I'll be there. Where there's a submarine sandwich killing a guy. I'll be there. Well the sandwich isn't

killing a guy. It's a weapon. You don't blame the gun for shooting somebody. Normally at this point in the podcast I recommend Invisible Maniacor Castle Creek. And this will be no exception. And I was thinking back to another movie that I've recommended multiple times. I'm starting to think you've only seen three movies. But I want to recommend this is an actual genuine recommendation, but what I think of head of the family, I think of the time that I first saw it, and at the same weekend, I also watched Motel Hell, which was not great.

A Rory Calhoun. Yeah. But there's some OK bits. I did like the bit where the people were buried up there next. One of them was John Radsenberg from TV's Cheers. Yeah, so if you want to relive the experience Steward had what he was in high school, where the first weekend he saw out of the family, he watched that, and I think the original night of living dead.

No, no, no, return living dead. And Motel Hell in a back-to-back three show. That's what they call it. Three feet. A three show. So youback three show. That's what they call it. Three-peat. A three-show. So you should do that. That's my recommendation. Watch those three movies. So you can relive the Stuart Wellington High School experience. I'm going to take the ball on this one, dude. Okay, balls in your court. Run with it. Run with it.

There's a little drive down the court. I think you guys all know that I like moves. Dominate the pain, yeah. So, sounds like it. Let me describe the movie to you and tell you tell me if it's Drive down the court. I think you guys all know that I like the pain. Okay. So Sound like it. Let me describe the movie to you and tell you tell me if it sounds awesome. Okay. This better not be one of the three Teacher, okay, and this teacher turns himself invisible and it drives him crazy He kills a guy with a submarine sandwich. He jumps on a guy's head and smashes it He kills a guy with a submarine saying which he jumps on a guy's head and smashes it What some kind of non visible maniac

It's actually called the invisible man called the unseeable crazy guy That I don't think that encapsulates what the movie's about because he's also a teacher Like maniac makes him sound more like a teacher. No, it doesn't. And then he shoots this other invisible guy with a shot. Make him sound like a fashion. Make him sound like a fashion. Make him sound like a fashion. Wait, what?

Spoiler alert. Oh, come on. You know you're going to see another invisible guy get killed when you go see the invisible maniac. So invisible maniac. So that's your, that's your, or I don't know, go fucking watch circuitry manners. I'm shit. I don't know Recommendation is invisible maniac one of your old stand-by's or circuitry man or some shit

Random movies coming at a Stewart Struggling I feel like Stewart just looks through the TV guide beforehand and goes, I'll just say him just will mainly I come in a bunch of these. Okay, I'll recommend a movie I saw a long time ago that's really good. Called Castle Freak. Directed by Stuart Gordon. It's really awesome because this family moves into a Italian castle that they happen to inherit. And a little do they know that there's this crazy misshapen freak, a castle freak living

in the basement, who flips out, kills a bunch of people, I think he bites a prostitute's boob off, and then I think even Rips off his own ding-dong in a rage. Totally awesome movie. So it's like an extra end of Rumpelstilts. So very similar. Yeah. So that's that's released by Kino. Yes, it's it's no full moon pictures. Oh, very close. So I got two recommendations tonight guys. The first one is a movie called Castle Freak.

Let me guess the other one. Does it have an invisible maniac in it? No, first off Castle Freak. Go watch it. It's got a castle Freak in it. Well, it's about a family in here to castle. Guess what that castle has inside it, Dan? A freak? Yes. It's in the title, I know. It's great.

A dude rips off his own ding dong. It's awesome. The second movie I like is... It's like, I sure It looks more in a movie. It's true, so I mean it just defines something new to say about canceling me over and over again. Oh man. So the second movie I like to recommend is a movie called Killer Clowns from Outer Space. I don't know. It is a...

I can't veto your recommendations, I guess. It is a movie where these aliens who look like clowns come and murder people. The Kyoto brothers. Just anyone ripped their ding dong. Nobody rips off any ding dongs. But they're art killer clowns in it. And they spell clowns with a K. Space combat killer clowns. Yeah, it's like Mortal Kombat.

I'm gonna recommend, you're not gonna recommend the movie Gun Crazy to balance out those two recommendations, which is a very good crime movie from the 40s. Yeah, that is a very good movie. It's really good about a doomed relationship. But I don't know how to do it. Bonnie Plyde owes a lot to it. There are no killer clowns and no one's ding-dong is rips off.

But gun crazy is when I'll recommend. And Castle Freak. Hey guys. I feel like we have to do a flop house about Castle Freak some of these days. Well, I would love to give it another view. I think we should sign off so we can turn the air conditioner back on. If you freak one castle this summer. Castle Freak 3D.

Storing Kiano Reeves and Jeffrey Cove. Which is the castle, which is the freak. It'll be awesome. We should speedily give our recommendations for movies that we actually like and think people should go out and watch. Go watch them now. Okay, I'm going to start. I'm going to recommend a little movie called Castle Creek.

No, no, no, no. I know. You saw it. It's a great movie. Did I see you in a guy who missed the scene? He's a freak. So it's cool. He just rips it right off. Was there for a second and all of a so it's cool. He just rips it right off.

Was there for a second and all of a sudden it's gone. Ripped off. Okay, Dan, you're good. I wanted that brings it up to 99 castle freak recommendations. At 100 you get a free castle freak. I watched the movie. I can rip off his ding dong too. I'm going to recommend a little movie called Castle Free. Oh, right.

Directed by Stuart Gordon. You know what Stuart, when I said same movie, I was wrong. I just want to say that Castle Freeca after his Blue Ray release has gotten much more attention. And also possibly the street level support from yours truly. Castle Freak has started to get a little more attention, but I recommend that you guys either go buy the blue ray or write your congressman to make it full moon streaming available to everybody. But why are you having to write to Nick? It's like my National Castle Freak day. I like that. I think it's on the Wikipedia entry for Castle Freak and to see also head of the family in Vizel Maniac,

movies that are not related to it at all except to Stuart. Quality sometimes. They relate because they're both Oscar winners. I'm assuming? No. So Stuart, what will you really recommend? I was going to recommend Castle Freak So, just short one, we really recommend it. I was going to recommend Castle Freak. Oh, okay.

What are you going to recommend? Should you want to go first? Your stack of first. I can't think anything to recommend. Real you, Mr. recommendation? Mr. Hollywood. Mr. I'm going to recommend Castle Freak for the eighth time. Yeah, actually.

Not at all. Mr. Head of the Family. Mr. Invisible maniac. Hey folks out there in La La Lane. Why don't you go to your local video store? There's a video store. Specifically. Go to your local video store.

No Netflix allowed. Go to the, yeah, fuck that. Go to the horror slash comedy department not a good section there but a department we had to hire another assistant manager just to cover the horror comedies just just to see it's cover the fighters go down go down to aisle H and and pick up head and face like Rosie had a family family's great movie about a yeah, that was the thing

that I was recommending some virity recommended. It's right next to Castle for you. Not a literal age. So you snap this is a video. This is a video store which has a whole recommendation. It has a whole... This is my recommendation. It has a whole department for horror companies, but none with that start with titles with the letters D E F or G.

What store is this? This is that video store, D. This is over there. He's dismantled your logic. So you snatch that out of the family family go upstairs to the rental of rental test You got a whole floor. Yeah, yeah, you wait on behind the lady who's running by Centennial man When she's done when she's gone and you pay your dollar 50 to take the visa VHS Have a family home so you can pop it into your player and have a nice son. Might maybe pop some Reddenbockers, some jiffy pop. Both of those.

But that doesn't sound like it. It's gonna be so. Make a night of it. They watch a movie to a popcorn taste test. There's gonna be someone somewhere out there who's listening to this on their iPod. And they're doing exactly what you're saying which is so ridiculous you see specific that's gonna seem like you're talking to them and them alone stir it up the beauty of this that's how podcasts work yeah sensual

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