The Flop House - The Flop House Movie Minute #2 - A Beckinsale Tale

Episode Date: March 23, 2008

In the second of our short, supplemental episodes, noted raconteur Stuart Wellington describes his encounter with noted werewolf-hunter Kate Beckinsale.

And now the flop house movie minute Hey, what's up? It's me Stuart Wellington from the flop house With the hot new movie minute for you guys. I was just hoping to tell you guys a little story from a few years back when I went to see when I went to see van Helsing in It has a pre-screening. No, I did not pay to go see Van Helsing. And, but I would have. So, a buddy of mine went to go see it in New York City. You know, the big city was pretty impressive. And we ended up getting pulled out of line. It was a really fucking long line might I add We got pulled out of line to sit in the press booth based on the question

Do you guys talk during movies and I was like no? She was like okay, I'll be back in a minute and came back and like took us to the front of the line So for a while I was obsessed that she had the hearts for me, but nonetheless So we end up going into this press booth and like in the balcony and like wow this is really cool. There's us and like nobody up here and then Steven Summers came out to introduce his movie director of the mummy movies and which okay and then he also directed a movie called Debarizing with Williams, who was awesome until he was on Everwood, but I don't want to talk about that. So, and then the lights started dimming, the lights

started dimming and you know we're getting pretty jazz because we saw the trailers and Hugh Jack but we got a really cool wig in the movie. So, a bunch of people start filing in to sit behind us and we're like, what the fuck's going on? And we look behind us and my friend is like totally in the Cape Beckinsale. So we look behind us and lo and behold, it's Cape Beckinsale. And let me just point out that in... Chill out! So, uh, and Cape Beckinsale, can I point out in, like, wearing a t-shirt and jeans? Is really attractive.

Not, I would not kick her out of bed probably. So when the movie starts and of course it's great, you know, you got two hours where literally every character in the movie is swinging on a rope from one place to another place. Yeah, it's fucking astounding. And the end of the movie, right before the credits roll, you see a cloud face of Kate Beckinsale, like a CGI face of Kate Beckinsale in the clouds where she cries a single tear.

I wanted to laugh so hard and yet she's sitting right behind me and it was so fucking hard not to laugh. And then she left very quickly and quietly as the credits began to roll and I had to sit there and wait till they all left so that I didn't look at them. So that was a really good adventure at a movie theater. That was a good movie Max. Thanks. Bye. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OUTRO MUSIC