The Flop House - The Flop House Movie Minute #28 - Criterion Collection

Episode Date: July 26, 2009

Lou Fernandez of Loureads.com helps us out by lending his melifluous pipes and his sophisticated producing style to this advertisement.

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This episode of the Flop House movie Minute was written by yours truly, Dan McCoy, and performed and produced by some time guest Fl flop house host, Lou Fernandez. Check out his podcast, Lou Reads at l-o-u-r-e-a-d-s.com.