The Flop House - The Flop House Movie Minute #31 - VIDEO - The Flop House Live
Episode Date: October 18, 2009Our first ever video podcast lets you join us in NYC, at the UCB Theater, for the Flop House's guest appearance on Andy Rocco's Hipster Show. ...
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Next three guys I have coming on they have a podcast it's really funny
What up?
Our thing music and everything yeah, we are just don't sue us
so And our thingy is to get everything. Yeah, we just don't sue us. Ah, so, so, you guys want to go through your names and everything together.
And let's start with the fine gentleman at the end.
It was not Mitch.
Wow, fine gentleman. I'm Dan McCoy.
Oh, I'm Stuart Willick.
Woo!
My name is Elliot Kayle.
And these are the Flop House Ladies and Gentlemen.
Woo!
One of the long-time staples of the show is that we do talk about notoriously bad movies,
and a lot of the current crap that's coming out of Hollywood now is really infuriating,
so I always feel like it's a good time to poke holes in it.
And I think one of the things, and you guys believe believe too is that the horror movie genre has been going down tubes
Yes, I think one of the things I don't not like a really big fan of what by the way like a candy bar that can take may contain nuts
This may contain spoilers
So if you're allergic to spoilers like
So if you're allergic to spoilers like this, a voice is the most produced factory that may have also produced spoilers.
Right.
What's the accepted amount of insight parts or red feces in these parts?
So my question, I noticed you didn't answer that question.
I'm suddenly terrified due to the under-scooring that's going on.
I couldn't quite comprehend because my mind is so small.
What you just said.
Oh, that's okay.
Okay.
So my initial question is the slow movies.
They're coming out.
I was wondering, how many movies is it going to take for S Saw to follow the Jason Trin that it'll be in space.
Saw on Space.
Yeah sure.
I think you've just sold a million dollars.
There's some way to include a carnival.
There's some high school musicals.
Yeah.
Well, Saw has to go to the hood before it can go to space.
Yeah. It's not going to change. Yeah, well, Saul has to go to the hood before he can go to sleep. Yeah, it's
the way to shame where it is. Yeah, or if you go to the hood, then you go somewhere else
and you go back to the hood. You go to Vegas. Yeah, none of them go to the old
West, which is what I wanted. Saul on the old West would be interesting though, because
yeah, he's going to have to construct all his traps out of things that were available. Yeah,
we much should be like the traditional root goal
or a trap.
Right, right.
There's a candle that goes through a string
and the canary dies or something.
Yeah, like what's hard enough back then as it is?
I mean, you don't really need to be like a trap.
Yeah, if the Oregon Trail is taught as something else,
people are going to die, whether or not so. And also that it's fun to shoot more by something you can carry.
Um, I don't like this song movie because I feel like you lost the face of a killer kind of thing
because like if Jason and Freddie, they were like, you had an identified person who was murderous.
It's very easy to identify with Jason.
A man who has no personality does not talk.
No face.
But there's like, what's so hard to see to be about?
Just how elaborate there are going to kill you,
versus if you get to imagine, like, so I spend a lot of time
with his paper mache making that man.
You know, I think that humanizes him.
Like, he's like a filmmaker.
I would say what you're getting at is
saw as the thinking man's movie and like, say, probably themarine L.C. are the feeling man's movies. Yeah
There's someone you can identify. Yeah, wait isn't it that little puppet that's killing everybody those
I think you're thinking of the game with Michael Douglas
As far as you know, yes
You can only really see the game once by the way Oh my god, that's what happened? As far as you know, yes.
You can only really see the game once, by the way.
I don't know, has anyone ever seen the game?
Maybe your tape is real.
I think it will prove you wrong.
We have the DVD of the game.
And our pocket, we won't put it after the show.
What are some of your favorite horror movies that you, uh, really like, uh, that you,
uh, like the ones that you think are the best?
I mean, aside from, I have to say, the shining is like kind of the stamp-by horror movie
that says the best, but I'm a big fan of the horror comedy.
I mean, which is why I'm sort of glad that, uh, Zomyland has actually been successful
as last weekend, because historically, the horror comedy horror comedy, you know, America's like,
what the fuck's this? I don't like the latter part I'm getting scared, but I love an American
world in London.
I-
Yeah, that's a great, great one.
Yeah, it's got a lot of great comedic elements to it, and it's got a great-
Yeah.
It delivers everything the title promises.
Yeah.
I try that alone. I try to say that alone. Yeah, it delivers everything the title promises
That's right alone that transformation singing is God damn freaky as hell
Yes, but he asked us what our favorite
I wish did you know about the movie unborn
Oh, yeah, that's the most recent podcast. Oh, I did. I'm born.
Yeah, I wish the movie doesn't play up any Jewish like characteristics in any of the characters. I think that would have been the only Jewish character in his play by Gary
Oldman. I think that there was a movie executive who was like I hear Jay Hor is really big right now. I think most understood it.
You know, they were on Jay Bates.
And they know I'm doing the same thing.
Yeah, Jewish more.
Oh, right.
I think just sort of, I feel like you're getting short-chains.
Like, even though they're taking place in my profile,
I'm doing the same thing.
I don't know how to do it though it's gone.
I would thought Larry David would have been a better rabbi
in the movie, but I think that would have been more...
They had many more problems. And who would have been a better rabbi in the movie, but I think there would have been more... They had many more problems.
To play the rabbi.
Yeah, I think that the fact that Gary Oldman agreed to be in the movie was not the problem.
Yes.
Um, um, um, why would my fantasies just to see Dice Man do a horror movie?
Basically, I think that was...
I think it's happened.
I mean, it wasn't called a horror movie.
That was a poor film. We're all familiar with that.
Do you want to do it? I thought it was a horror movie.
He should make a movie called Dice Man. And it's like Candy Man, but he kills people with games of chance.
Does Candy Man kill people with candy?
I have to. Not in the movie, but in a spirit time I have to assume. Like, how did he get the name of the one?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's just a fan of the game Candyman.
That's what he does.
Then they would call him Candyland Man.
That's fair for me.
You're not me.
Stuart, do you have a recommendation for your all-time favorite horror movie?
Um, uh...
It's like giving a tiny press conference.
I was really unrecogniting the song movies.
I just don't know what to say anymore, so I guess I'll tell you.
I like the first three are the best, but the last ones I've seen they kind of repeat just like flashback and fresh.
No, I don't like those movies that I'm not very good. But the last ones I've seen they kind of repeat just like flashback
I'm moving I like to recommend is a movie called killing spree starring a guy named this best dispelt
Who gets mad because he thinks his wife's cheating on him kills a bunch of people and then they come back from the dead and kill him
Nice and then they come back from the dead and kill him. Nice. What is it? It's called a healing spree starring asbestos felt.
No, I have a fiston that's his giving name.
Asbestos felt.
It's Christian name.
Yeah.
I'll hear that.
I have a soft spot in my heart for recent,
I mean, not talking about like 30s horror movies
or anything like that.
Yeah, I'm sure.
But we don't like some of that let's, let's save things that people are going to
actually go see maybe.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, so I'll say that.
Wow, wow, wait on the rest of the video.
Uh, these rooms.
Ouch.
No, I'm sorry.
Well, I love you guys.
Uh, but uh, John Carpenter's in the mouth of madness, I've always had a sauce plot for.
It's not a perfect movie.
But, uh, are you-
Are you the seals in it?
But, yes, Sam, are you the seals in it?
Are you the seals in it?
Yeah, I'm the prognos in it, right?
Yes, you're the prognos also.
I'm David Toggle.
Sturge is like movies with people with strange names.
You're the prognos now.
I just enjoy saying it.
But that one is, uh that one is a thinker.
But there's also, you know, scare effects and monsters and things like this.
It's basically the story HP Lovecraft should have written for the screen.
He didn't because he died long before he had that chance.
Great.
I'm sorry, I had to move on, guys.
But, uh, ways of telling the flop house!
Yay!
Thank you! Thank you!
You should wait for me.
You guys want us to grab on stage, though, while the Flawbos sisters are playing.
Sure.
Grace is a very comfortable couch.
Yeah, thank you. I'm glad you're a big fan tonight.
I'm glad you're a big fan tonight.
We have a chance tonight.