The Flop House - The Flop House Movie Minute - LIVE SHOW EXCERPT

Episode Date: June 22, 2013

A little something extra from our Jaws: The Revenge live screening

Hey everyone, we're temporarily resurrecting the movie minute to bring you this segment from our jaws the revenge live show. One warning, the sound is pretty rough for the first 30 or 40 seconds, but it gets a lot better after that. Enjoy! Michael Cain wants to explain his participation in JAWS over the end by writing, I've never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I've seen the house that it built and it is terrific. And the boys! It's coming. Which is amazing. As far as I'm concerned, one of the best things about British actors is there, total lack of shame in doing something for the money.

However, jaws or revenge is not the only questionable choice on Mr. Keynes. Let's say catchy resume. As somebody who knows a few years back, Sir Michael Keyne and I both touched a golden skull, peeing in the same family, giving us the ability to swap bodies. Up until this evening, that ability has only inspired what he missed adventures, but tonight, through our psychic link, we'll allow Elliot to interview the notice pesky and to see what Michael came could possibly have been purchasing, to justify his poor choices. Now Elliot, let me just get a second to establish a link with my game. Take a time.

You may begin. I'm speaking to Michael Cain right now. Yes, they just create. Can you explain to us, Erwin Allen's upside down boat sequel, beyond the Poseidon adventure? Beyond the Poseidon adventure. There was a tough shoot, so after it wrapped, I thought, I'm going to treat myself. I'm going to blow it all on the most deputed me or down to man.

So I went out and I ordered the most expensive thing I could find. A Fabricé Egg Omelette. It cost 17 and a half million dollars. 17 million for the eight. Other million for the multiple surgeries to repair the internal bleeding caused by ingesting jewels, enamel, and precious metals. But you can recoup some of your investment if you're willing to sit through your own stool. So that was eBay, proceed. Thank you.

Hoping it's not really a dispool in any way. Thurwin Allen's other film that you worked with, with a non-hug. The Killer B disaster picture, the Swar. I like it. I wanted to get it to investing, but I wanted to wait until the time was right. So eventually I took all the money from that B picture, and I put it into Jerry Seinfeld's film, I've been movies.

I was certain based on the part of the title of the interstereical tagline Honey Just Got Funny. The film would be a tremendous hit. Funny said I lost several millions. I'm sorry to hear that. What about these Shakespeare meets Garden No Rom? No Mio and Juliet. No Mio and Juliet. Well, have you ever heard that you properly pronounced my name with my own accent?

All you have to do is say the words, my cocaine. You can try this experiment, my cocaine. You've been trying to experiment my cocaine. Well, circa the making of that known thing, circa, circa, I was engaged in an experiment of my own, wherein I took so much of cocaine, I could not save my own name. So in that instance the money went up here. Oh, okay. What about the Steven Seagull vehicle on Deadly Ground? Are you familiar with Sky Mall? I guess, same as so. I bought one of those.

During the fight from Alaska, from my home in Surrey, I decided to purchase every single SkyMult product. In Alvin Vittable Order from Hamaker Slimmers Art Park Escalator, which allows elderly pet art parks for access to bed without having to jump to ZZZZTOP, which is a two-city set of ZZ Topp and Songs. Re-recorded as instrumental design to put babies to sleep. Because then the first three ZZ in the title indicate a story. A story. Yeah.

ZZ, it's a nice touch. What about the Jim Belushi vehicle Mr. Destiny? Again, I must ask, are you familiar with Sky Mall? Yes, consider us all familiar with these. I also bought one of those, which is not the catalog I purchased an actual mall in the sky. Which, plummeted to Earth almost immediately losing my entire investment. It actually cost me additional money and lawsuits from victims crushed by Orange Julius debris. Looking back on an idea why I bought a giant collection of stores would flow.

The premise is absurd on space. It is that, that is true. What about the Eleanor's vehicle, sweet liberty? I guess. But I used the money from that film to procure a giant 42-foot fan, which I installed on my property to remove the seeds from bandilines. However, I'm terrible at dandelion allergies. So I wanted to disperse the detritus away

from my sensitive basil passages. But unfortunately the high winds created by the fan destroyed the house. I purchased my jaws money. I blew it right over when it was only supposed to blow the bunny's spores off. I took me down to Garden Pat and around again for very little pay off. There was like a shaggy dog story with a bald dead dog at the end. And lastly, if you can explain for us your reasons for shooting the film, blame it on Rio. You mean the picture in which at the age of 51 I got to fly to Rio and pretend to fuck a frequently top as 19-year-old girl.

I paid them to make that movie. Thank you very much for joining us, my friend. you