The Flop House - The Flop House Post Election Mood Enhancer - Bratz Commentary

Episode Date: November 4, 2020

Hi everyone. Was digging through the archives to see if there was anything we could release today, because it seems like maybe people could use a distraction right now.Anyway, found this old recording of the audio from one of our earliest live shows, way back in 2013, where we riffed over the movie Bratz, and decided to make it public (there are MP3s floating around, but we never put it on the main feed).In the past we were worried that you could hear the audio to the movie in the background, for copyright reasons (and also you'll have to sync this pretty well to the movie to hear us without getting a quiet echo). But you know what? It seems unlikely anyone cares, and if we get complaints, we'll take it down. For now, enjoy this surprise, and try to keep from torturing yourself with anxiety. The show was an early one, and riff shows are hard, so this might not be the absolute -best-, but Bratz is on Netflix right now if you wanna put us on and turn off your brain for a while.Be strong. Take care of yourselves.

We're gonna sit down now. God, I can't find my seat. Here, just let me put my hand on your button. I'll guide it to the seat. Okay, check, check. So this is a story of a kid. Oh, Argo. I'm gonna see this.

This is the right, it's in Barbie. Okay, now this is the famous Comic Sans credit font. Right. There is a terrorist in one of these houses. That's an asterisk, right? Even their clocks have gratitude. Even their eye-thingies have gratitude. So this is basically the beginning of Peewee's big adventure.

Yeah, now all of these characters were pretending to sleep. There's no way that I Don't nobody has ever woken up like this. No, you got that much gratitude. You're excited to try the Now you know she's a spanic because she's a cheek. That's a verbal cue Yeah, there's nothing about her looks that might suggest that she's a spani But this movie will tell you that she is That's a closet now now we could have a drinking game where you drink whenever you see clothes, but you would be dead already Girls So I have to make what's my thing? They have to make my turquoise shirt, so you left a hair behind them today. You might as well wear it.

Girls. Hey, and... Start the one. Super cute, killer plan. We're struck dumb. You smell it. You smell it. What a shame.

My, you know my hands. Just so I can add them. And then... Now when she mentioned killer plunge before, how many of you assume she met someone fell off a mountain and died? And yes, you can believe your eyes, Kadim Hartison is in this film. Shoo down my floor, and let me guess. Okay. And yes, you can believe your eyes, Kadim Hartison is in this film. This movie has more split screens than an apolma film. Did she just lock herself in her evidence? Yeah, that's her. That's her panic closet.

It's her panic wardrobe. My favorite character. Now, this character is the lokey of the film. He's the trickster figure. The coyote, if you will. He also has hair like Wolverine. Yeah, he's young Wolverine. He's young gay Wolverine. He's possessed by the spirit of David Faustino.

David Faustino. Yeah, here we go. So the most the most Jewish Latino woman ever. They also have Mariathe bands. I guess they're their kitchen is a subway card. There are other angles. Subway card. And the recalculates. It's drugs. Like, why else would we be in a shopping bag? I'm going to pay for it. I can know. Come on, pay up.

Okay. Ellie, is that actually Spanish for chocolate? I'm not,'t I'm not I don't put it in there. Oh It's gonna be all good now Can't even get the toast Because he's not wearing a TV's Dwayne Wayne everyone and he's not cool anymore. That's for sure Can people here you'd use the toaster oven I guess can people can people hear the actual movie I'm worried that it's a little low and Evie a red who produced all of the Marvel films. Aviar ad.

Even though I dress like an older slut. Uh. So this proves that she teaches them so much. Yeah, wait, okay. Guys, brats have problems too. Yeah. I'm so much wait guys brats have problems to yes They got a lot of terror problems at the high school So were you are you offended yet because you will be Talk about a tiger brats mom the life is a breath is so hard

this is so accurate that's the thing this is exactly what I remember high school is like a million people doing everything in the world Yeah, this is like This is like a wears Waldo book They also go to school at a high security prison. I think we've got to mention that Carry nation, huh? That's right famed temperance advocate Carrie Nation. Oh Clotsie, brat. Oh, man. Now she's gonna have to sing tequila. Hi guys. Okay, it's a big school. It's the first day we're just

freshmen. What are you talking to? They have like a pet turtle? Omnis, omnis. Can you be an F for F? We'll find out. She's going to the bathroom I guess. I'm gonna trap soccer. Yeah, you have to do a course. You know you have most insane forever. Not okay. She changes clothes like a muppet. I'm throwing 30 kids screaming. Yeah, I think I'll throw it in the side. Okay, we're playing you girl, but please, the loser passion your passion for fashion. Just to keep mama dad off my back.

Oh, man. How many pieces of clothes are she wearing? I'm having an error, phone. Rich, partial, sale. Oh, man. At Elliott's, Stewart, I'm confused. Am I supposed to be turned on? I don't under.

I don't. I assume maybe? I mean, was she wearing a schoolgirl outfit before I feel like she's actually a less sexy outfit And she died her hair somehow Those are those are extensions Elliott I Want that statue to come to life so badly there she is famed tempress actorous Actress Actress, Activist, Carine Asian. Okay now watch this one because she's the villager. This is obviously the hero of the movie, right? Well what we're about to see here is a metaphor for arbitrary authority, oppressing true freedom. If you want blingers, gangsters, the one-of-be gangsters, the pretzel people are into yoga.

They are really different from the greeners who do anything they're not into plants. Then you have the notes that you can do life to just like dinosaurs. We all remember them, right? Yeah. I know a question. They married it. So I thought that's a yoga kid, right? Yeah. That's OK. Oh, no.

But that is not a tasteful joke in these times. So I think I'm together. Scooby a lo. joke in these times. There's another mind waiting to do this. Guys, why is she teasing the prom date from Carrie? Oh, I thought he just, he transferred from the blue lagoon school. Okay, now that's why would they have a bust of the current principle? He never really recovered from being coughed up by that snake, did he? You get that from Amazon or? I told you this more than it detects.

You may not skip to just once. So Dan, you had some questions about his mustache? I don't understand a man who shapes his mustache so that there's a thin strip of skin above his lip. What is the purpose of that? I guess it's cleaner when he eats soup, I don't know. It's easier for kissing, Dan. For all those people who want to kiss John Void on the mouth, yeah. You may realize the brats have not been in their movie for like an hour now. What does that music mean?

Uh oh. Here they come. Bringing with them the sounds of the techno Middle East. I mean there's four of them. I don't know who you're uh... Vertigo shot. I mean I find them intriguing and I don't understand what I feel but So we've set up the basic plot Bratz versus Big Brother in a way Bratz or the last freedom fighters. Yep, we are remember them, oh we love it. It's the first day of class, right? Yeah, but they're already hip deep in their assignments. I don't think you can do it that way. I really think you should measure it.

She's the kind of scientist who mixes by taste. You should probably measure those. I have a little worries right now. Well, at the general energy level, I think it's all cocaine anyway. Oh, God! Oh, look at that. She's created something that's not science. That is not the Bernoulli effect. The Bernoulli effect is why planes can fly. That's... Yeah, planes fly because of tiny magic. No, that's not the...

Okay, we're done with science. Forget about Bernoulli. Throw it away. Now, I guess she's the princess of the cheerleaders, and that's why she has a tiara. Now that's the level I got to look back into. Who got it? You got something better? Oh, you know I do. So bring it.

Is that what you're doing? Are they going to make out there? You're going to cut the sexual attention with a knife. The bratsual tension. She brought her own tape? Of course she did. Well, no, she did well no she'd wait ever button. She presses her skirt doesn't cover her on me This is really sloppy from a cheer perspective. That's all I want to say So how many stunt cheerers do they think they had? Eye contact, again, I think they might be making an act later, I don't.

Okay, now it sports. Another area of the brats will dominate in. When did this turn into shale and soccer, Dan? I feel like it's sort of unfair. Like the brats are like mutants and X-men. And their mutant power is that they're awesome at everything. Yeah. Also, they hurt people. Soc soccer's a team sport right not the way the brats do it

just get out of her way if you value your life get out of her way. Where is the ref? How is she not gotten a card by now? She's brats in it like Beckham. Classic brats. What do you got tonight? She's hot. Good save I Should mean like soccer wise. She's hot. I mean come on Like she just realized she scored So this is a class I guess Okay, I feel like this is unfair the The Asian Brad is good at science and fashion. Well, yeah, because her, you know, there's a sweatshop background in her immigrant stories.

She has a name, Dan. It's Jade. She has a non-offensive name, Dan. It's Jade. Isn't this an entire subplot, Inc.? Well, it's one scene in Bratz. Thanks Bratz. Thanks dinosaur kid. Hey, hope you guys enjoyed that teacher because you're never gonna see her again. Oh man, they need a little attitude, Dan. I like that there's an evacuation route from the music room. She briefly entered bullet time.

What? Oh snap. Oh, it looks like someone got a gratitude adjustment. Brats are not perfect. They cannot tell that someone who speaks normally is deaf. Wow! Oh. So that's the Falcon Table. Give me seating charts all one day. Hi guys, I'm Mary. Student Body President.

I said, oh, I'm Mary. I got it from my home. Oh, thanks, but I think we're good. It's not how I like the seating charts right here. Oh, thanks, but I think we'd rather sit together. Guys, check out those balanced meals. I'm sorry, I'm sure we'll find things somewhere. But the lunch courtyard isn't organized that way. Oh, so why? Guys check out those balanced meals They're smiling with their mouths, but they're frowning with their eyes

So things seem to be looking pretty up for the brats, huh? Lee bad. Folk. Um, awful. They're close. Yuck. It was almost a joke, right, Dan? Yeah, sure. You had the form of a joke.

Really? Yeah, I know. What are we gonna do about them, you guys? I'll tell you what. So is it fair to say that Meredith rules through terror? I gotta rap about it later. One by one, we'll pick off the brats. Who will read me of these turbulent brats? We'll strike them where they're weakest, their desire for friendship.

And she's the leo-sut-a-hag. She looks okay. She's boring, Brad. That has nothing to do. The intolerant Brad does not have friends. No problems at all. You are. You are. Oh man.

Stuart is this a cell phone commercial? Just that usually this is what happens to people when they get married or have children. But for the brats, it's just a matter of school. Look at the desperation in their eyes. Well, this is true cinema because they're telling the story purely through visuals. I mean, until now, when the dialogue comes up again.

There's something together. Remember? We're when the dialogue comes up again. We were gonna do cheerleader stuff in the foyer. Sure, have you cats in the cradle in the zoo? in the cradle in the zoo. Oh. By your lip, and Oh, no. What the? What hellish dystopia meat greets us two years after the breads again.

Apparently two out of the three-pilot breads have cycles of some kind. One is the best but one is a motorcycle. Oh, that's cool cat's car. It looks so much older. Yeah, I go with freaks. And I have no time to show my hair misty. Oh, it's a word. Where it. There's just something so strange about seeing constant policeman walking around.

The brats don't even have time to say hello to each other. Hey, there's a talent show coming up guys. That probably won't figure in Stuart. You should probably forget that. Thanks for fixing that Jade. Oh no. Yeah, he's okay. Well, he's really not that interested in women. I gotta... Yeah.

Still no friends. Two years later has not made any other friend. Two years of loneliness. Now, Dan, is it necessary for them to be two years later? I don't think so. I think that a month or two time gap would be enough to tell this story. Uh oh. Whoa.

Whoa, put that on the internet. Does he not like being kissed? What was? Well, well, well, welcome back to another wonderful year at Carrier Nation High School. And now without further ado, I'm gonna introduce to you You are very popular president of the student body my little potty vlog my daughter Meredith Baxter dimmy So Ellie that that also is almost a joke. It's like three quarters the way to being a joke. Yeah

Well, cuz kids love Meredith Baxter Bernie Joe. Yeah No friends Our committee is providing a spectacular grand prize this semester, a college scholarship, the school of your choice. So that's a prize with a cash value of anywhere from nothing to $150,000. So sad. In the arms of an angel. Oh no, they're all dogs that are in the arms of an angel. Oh no they're all dogs that are the spit in the bathroom. What the fuck? If there was one place you should be

able to spit. And is that Cari Nation going to the bathroom? Yeah but she still has her hatchet in her hand. Oh, they're almost they're almost gonna Oh, no, that's lip gloss can only go so far Yeah, so it's carrying nation on those signs just throwing her poop into the band into the toilet It's a bank shot, Ellie. Don't you do that? No, it's not what anyone does. It's worth extra points. I'll never see you again. They will all pay. Oh, don't cry, Brett, who, what was her thing again? I don't know. She...

Latina, Brett. She's... Meanwhile, the White House. Oh, yeah. Brad's TNG, the next generation. How's from sheep? It's easy. This is the bitchiest little girl. Is that so I don't have slowly worried about? Or is this a dog?

How did you make your appointment with extremities make up? Slow motion, please. So again, I'm not sure. Am I supposed to be turned on, Elliot? I don't. Not until she takes the curler out of the dog's hair. All right, there you go. I can't question that I can't talk to you, Parrot.

The word icon gets thrown around too much. Get a dog. The word icon gets thrown around too much. She's talking directly to us at that moment. So that little girl is dead now. Wait a minute. He's pretty good for a deaf guy. The one black guy in the universe of this movie. Oh, and Kadeem Hartison, I guess. How can he play Piano with these club hands? I didn't hear you say it again. So what would a male brat be called like a brute?

Yeah, I can't just slip. You miss me, is it? I feel you, but you don't have to. What are you talking about? I can't hear. Just, yep. So they stole this from Mr. Hollins Opus basically, right? So this is the same thing as listening to music. Exactly.

Feeling the vibrations is 100% the same. I can play it through. Come here. Because you don't need to hear to be a DJ. Yeah. It's like all these beats are just going straight through my hands into my body. That's a normal choir room, right? That sounds terrible, Devin. Again, are they going to make out what is? Now, when you're deaf, you have ears in your neck

yes it looks like the bus is horrifying it would just happen Oh, all of my fans are really cool. And Chagling. What is the 16th century Venice? Come on. Oh, no, you need to alter the timeline. Do my bidding agent of chaos. They should have called this movie sabotaged dog. So Stuart, she's like brand and game of thrones, right? That's what's happening here. She's a wild link. She doesn't know what she just unleashed.

See this, this song is an homage to 2001 Space Odyssey. Which this scene resembles. No! A million pounds of spaghetti How we should gonna eat all that no jade Done in by gravity your beloved science Oh my gosh, thanks so sorry. No! No! You did it! Yay! You told me to help her!

No, that's not her fault. Oh no! And again, she only hurts herself. She has no friends to hurt. I think it looks better that way. So much spaghetti. So much spaghetti. So I heard Preston Sturgis did an uncredited rewrite on this screenplay. What? That spaghetti hit her with the force of a punch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. I like how that guy got into it. So they're really still throwing that food around, huh?

Where are the pies coming from? They're in the whole coming from the cream pies. And they're just cream. There's no pie there. No. Uh oh. The plush that was never properly affixed to the pedestal. There's no pie there. No. Uh-oh. The plus, there was never properly affixed to the pedestal.

I think they can still get it. Jump under it. Okay, so it's made of... It's apparently made of hollow ceramic. I so it's made of... It's apparently made of... I think it's made of chocolate. I think it was a chocolate bust. I tried to stop the brats daddy. What if it's like a Dorian Gray thing and when the bust is destroyed, John Void is destroyed.

That clearly didn't happen. when the bus does destroy John void is destroyed. That clearly didn't happen. I love you. You you. You. You. You. You.

Why why is that happening? I'm the I'm sure it's you meet perfect. This is just like the usual suspects. You know what? You know what? You know what? You've ever seen anything through. It's always me having to pick up the pieces. That's interesting. We haven't talked in two years. Ever since you left to be. We're gonna have to go work. Me? You haven't spoken to any of us since you went out cheerleader. On the top, on the setter, you are. Yeah. That's a bad cheer. You have to come to meet. Really talk to you about Josh. At least we don't buy our friends with our daddy's fake accounts. That's a bad cheer

Too much too much too much guys that got too real Sasha too real It's why didn't they let them clean up before detention Then it wouldn't be detention area you will wear that pasta sauce as a badge of dishonor It is a mark so all she'll know you're crime Despite their lack of money Chloe. Sorry. This pasta is tearing as a part. Yes. What? Yeah, yeah, she's saying only you only you Carl you're Stremsky

Notice that yes men is still far away from the other There will always be always be a distance for you as men and others He has been another. Ohhhh. I get it now. Glad she explained that. Oh, that's one of the moves. I guess we're never friends again. It's not a fault. We can be friends with each other and to our own thing, right? Okay.

It's kind of crazy, but it just might work. I'm Miss Mongoro. I didn't realize how much until now. Because I don't really like you that much. You know that? And movies done. Yeah. So thanks for coming out. They did it.

Their friends ago. They repaired the damage of those two years. Two years in the wilderness ended in one detention. And Meredith's plan to destroy the Brats has only made them stronger. It's so horrible, Cameron. Because if you had walked over and talked to that sucker, and Meredith's plan to destroy the brats has only made them stronger. Why the clock's in the back? They need to know what time it is in Buenos Aires in the brats world. The Doomsday device. Once it's been unsheathed, it can't be sheathed again without drawing blood.

Why didn't she get that supporting actress Oscar? All those times are the same, by the way. So is this like a blooper? Is the movie over? all those times are the same by the way I just want to So is this like a blooper is the movie over? I guess Latina's just hang out singing La Cucuracha that's what they do what happens hey look it's a documentary It was already open You know that new sound you've been looking for? Well, listen to this. Oh, we do have fun.

Mom or grandma? What's it? Tell me, she can watch so happy. The movie asked to constantly remind us that she's Latina because she's the least Latina looking Latina ever. She looks like slimer with that face makeup. Oh good story. So that's Robin Williams under the name of him? Yeah. You're walking with these gorgeous...

I'm serious. She's like a shoe smuggler. Oh, love. Who's your puppy? Wait, what? Again. She's a puppy. The most shoes. I got them for your quinceañera button. What again she say Bobby the most Jewish I?

Got them for your king Sinira bot mitzvah That means to chocolate. I thank you. Thank you They both go right in the bra. It means To DVDs of the movie Chocolat. Any town USA folks? I've actually been there, and it's even less exciting than it looks. I love the love, I just wish my hair was looking like really hot and I'm gonna burst. They think I'm a boy. It just means I've been for a lot of time, and K-10 clothes and gave that to her.

It's so weird. That's just like your superpower. You shouldn't have to hide it. Please, I'd like to text with definition of superpower. It's a thing in your life that you're really amazing at that you hide it in the world, so people won't think you're normal. And you guys, I started writing some easy things. And you guys, you're boring.

You're like the Dan McCoy of this group. Hey! Boom! Boom! You got it, dude. He's got you Dan, you got own up to it. I super brats slam. I've been burned. 150 hit points. He looks so deaf. What with the deafness and all That's how you that said right?

And he doesn't respond to me when I talk to him. I don't understand what's happening. Sometimes I'll just stand behind him yelling his name out and he just doesn't do anything. Okay, a binding document. In teen court, that's as good as a written contract. What was that a wow that a commercial that's the hippest teen movie my space is in it Oh man The movies about these guys, right? That's magic, my good.

That's magic, my good. Wait, it's almost like she's stacking the deck with bad acts. Now were they supposed to be good or bad? I don't... I think they were supposed to be good. See, that's kind of a strong joke. Oh, it was a joke. Someone who wrote this movie, so abstract, right? Good jokes.

And they were to rail the long line. The bust is like if John Boy was a character in a claski chupo cartoon. Anybody? Anybody? Anybody? Familiar with the work of the animation house claski chupo. Rugrats, duck Man, anyway. Stop talking about being friends already.

All they have in common is that they're friends. They have to hit it a lot. Uh-oh. No, that's okay. I'm just gonna hang be a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a little I'm kind of busy sitting over here, I love to put the bread soon. Notice no one cares about the other bread. How hard would it have been for them to just give her a group? Even security is not happy about this ha ha okay

this is weird I think it's time for plan B we split up again. Make everyone like us. Make everyone a brats. Okay, now it's finished. Yeah, that's a great. Now you're a beautiful swan. Oh

Why would they do that in public? I don't I don't totally They've been at the school for three years what is the oh this is their third year a Oh, I know it means That's the jock I He is really dumb Tom Hanks Jr Tom Hanks Jr. He's blocking every punch.

Shall I kill him for you sensei? Oh, okay now okay if anyone can figure out this equation there's no it's not an equation There's no equal sign. It's impossible you have to have an equal sign to make an equation Right now those will be any numbers Yeah football okay you didn't give them the information they needed to find this out before you're You're just plugging in numbers for those variables, but that's not how equations work Yeah, they all got seas we all got seas was cuz we copied off you Jade now how hard would the Been for the movie to actually come up with in a quiche Look kids don't care.

And also very. She's amazing at soccer. Why, what is, what can he teach her? I'm good. Now, it's some like it sounded like it sounded like they don't do like an egg cracking sound. But if they're proving how good she is, why did she get directly into the goal? That's what you do, right? Oh yeah, the little girl again. I feel a little uncomfortable. Oh man. Now you notice the transition between scenes don't exist. A scene just ends and then another one starts. It's like an Edward Albee play. What? A whatever, eagerly.

Assistant, it's a temporary loss of... So the principal makes a lot of money. I think he's like the assistant principal. I think... When was I at the height of my poppy fairy? Last week, last year's talent show? Oh, oh! What? More dog cutaways, please. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to do another super-sweet-sweet party. What? You are already 16. I'm growing. More dog-cutaways, please.

In fact, I'll have MTV take the whole thing. My mom is best friends with the producers. Of what, MTV? I'm not very sure, darling. I'm going to use the invitation for an organization and harming back to us. How? Get it?

Questions answered. I mean, the thing is, Meredith Basterd Emily did make the trains run on time, Ellen. You got to admit that. Yes, but at what cost, Santa? What cost? You left your shoes up at the class. Hey, it's a total trick for you.

That's a letter? And you're very hot. And unlikely romance. What are their ages? Yeah, so he's like four years older than her. How? He was talking to the dog, I guess. How? Is this not Yasuma's brother? Yeah. What's he doing here? Okay, looking good, my meat.

That's what you're talking about. He was talking to the dog, I guess. You have the most incredible hair ever. I know it right. It's true, he does. He does have the most beautiful hair. It is literally not credible. Okay.

Why is she laughing? Come over here and tell me on that, your son. Are you kidding me? Okay. Here, I this dry. Bad idea. Up. This kid is crazy. That was a leather jacket. Destroy the jacket.

So what's that kid's character diamond? Like, loves his hair, loves ladies, has a phone. Doesn't care if his jacket gets ruined. I mean, she's just so good at everything, right? You think so? Check this out. It's truly fantastic. Is he going to give her some drugs?

Huh. Uh-oh. This is good screenwriting because we saw it happen earlier and now they pay off. What good picture quality. How to have this for my collection. Do you think you could transfer it to this? Uh, actually, I just I don't think I could uh, just plug it in like that. I don't think there's a USB port on this. the I wish the brats didn't spend so much time propping up the capitalist economy. I feel like the proletariat will never achieve true gratitude until they have control of the means of production. The only way you can bear it is that you don't walk into marriage particularly extreme time against us.

Yeah, and we can pull apart for too long. It's not half. Yeah, we've been pulled apart for two years. Yeah, two years Very thin chocolate bars everybody What's terrible actually yeah divorce money time to shop run into those rooms with the clothes then come out with other clothes on point at each other and look in the mirror then back who are they looking at I don't know take a tour of the mall Point at some stuff then get out. Oh, yeah, those are great

Time for makeup as well I want to know what they're talking about Next generation of brats in Dr. Cheney you Beautiful amazing let's sex up. I think I mean love Todd lose head Get out get out someone Don't forget the shoes and the hats top Top and bottom rats. Every aspect belts. Oh, no, there might be more than one of those. Uh.

Many casualties at a Brad shopping spree. No, not no. She's older than you. Don't have any pity. Yeah. Those are the outfits they bought. See, like a genius something Something that's going on. He's like some kind of Rasta genie at it.

Oh. Wait, so the balloons just tell everyone what group they already know they're in? Wait, so the balloons just tell everyone what group they already know they're in? Apparently, yes, this thing is journalism, guys. Well, remember we saw that story she did about corruption in the Doc unions? Okay, we don't go. If we can't go to the festival in Maritaz on our own terms, then trust me, it's not worth it. Yes, it's going to be an amazing party. And if we don't go, we could be bad at a tall losing outcast. Unlike now. I'm like, yes, then, get the equal truck.

Yes, I second that emotion. What? I know. Okay, guys, yes, has the least to lose in the situation. She has nothing to lose. Yeah. I think they're gonna lose Sasha What a drama, Brett more shopping yep what a drama Brett more shopping yep even even people wear makeup so let's go about everyone I think he's back to the swing of 60s with that lounge sound so we've seen her the dog's gonna get her hair do stuff a lot in this perfect same same place

Yep, we've seen the pattern now There's just too drunk So these door toed or dress salesmen? Also she dressed up as Daphne from Scooby-Doo, I don't. That's the worst one. It's rare that a villain gets that much screen time in a movie. I kind of like her more than the brass though. Well, she's the only one who's really living out her dreams.

She's self-actualized. That's what I think I like about her. Yeah. Yeah, she should stick to journalism. I heard you across the room. I mean, uh... The deaf guy really loves her singing. He has tiny ears on his fingers. Guys, I hope my hands are making sound. Wait a little while guys, is this an all saxophone man?

Look at it. We all know the Cari Nation brass all stars. I can't hear it. That doesn't make sense. Just put your hands on this thing. The young Fred Aruss and Chronicles. No, no terrible. Yeah, I heard your boobs though. I hear them with my hands. I'm not really. No music jail open your third eye Elliott is that what just

yeah oh see no more I guess yeah that's got a melon in the pineapple on the can. Oh, mom. Oh, mom, you're drunk again. Mom, you're OK? You're burning up. Brats, brats, brats, brats. Get him away from me. But I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. You guys can finish that line. You're not made of it. Thank you. OK. OK. A couple hours. You guys can finish that line. Thank you Or else Freddie will get me So she she's a one woman caterer is what we're learning Brats don't film me now. I'm gonna need all of my br's power to deal with this problem. To me, my Brad's. It's an emergency.

Brad's a symbol. I'm in the air. I'm in the air. So we need to make 150 each dish. What? What? It's like top Brad's. So they have no catering experience,

and they have to make 150 of everything. Dan, you're forgetting one thing. On what? It's the- These are the brats? Okay We'll just do this That'll feed 150 people right So much of the cooking is just shaking things onto things

That's a tiny waffles. I don't know I don't know what that all right. We've made 12 of everything This is horrible you've used it for my ingredients. We didn't have enough flour for everything, so we used laundry detergent. Does that work? You brats are amazing. Is that so? She couldn't even commit to holding the donut high enough for it to be a halo. Yes, other caterer, I need you to fill in a job for me. My soldiers can't make it. Oh.

My website will shut down. Throw it all away. Wherever you wait, wait, wait. Don't tell me. Mom, are you kidding? I couldn't turn it down. I never kid. Can we put these cakes down? No.

And don't refrigerate them either. Leave them out. What's the worst that could happen? This is the worst that could happen. Why did they paint a frown on her face? Well, well, well, my brats seems like I have the upper head now. Be happy. So they're gonna murder the guests? If you guys want to back out, I'll totally understand.

All right. Let's back out. Which Brad is that? That's the clown Brad. I think that's the one with the fashion abilities. Okay. No, not first. F-E-R, my fashion version is back.

For F-I-R, a Douglas Fir, we'll go as trees. What? This is how teenagers talk, right? Can we not really add everything it's more confusing? We have to explain. The Brats, B-R-A-T-Z, Bold Radical Adolescent Teen Zombies. Oh! That's a secret I did not know about the Brad.

That's what Brad's are. So this, that's what, oh no, just as the nightmare was coming to truth. What's gonna happen next? What new horrors are in store for the rats? Flop house guys! Okay everybody! For where?

Thanks so much, guys! Thanks again for staying and coming back! Thanks for coming and going and coming again. Okay. And thanks for... Let's keep it above the belt, Alex. I do not like that. Above the scorpion belt.

So draw attention to my belt. Now, um... You guys had some stuff you wanted to talk about? What's going on? Yeah, we have what I'd like to call some brezza bits. And... And who's gonna go first? Should we...

Should we go first? Should we do a little... Should we be closer? What do you... Yeah, let's go close. Should we are we gonna go first or you gonna go first. Should we be closer? Should we be closer? Should we be closer? Should we are we going to go first? Don't do that. Do you want to go first? You pick who goes first. Me or Dan? Okay, so we normally do this thing called a podcast. Start from the beginning. How did the podcast start? I don't know. The radio was invented. Let's get back to that part.

So, Dan, you go first. All right. You're in charge. Okay, Dan, you go first. You're driving afterwards with my bits. You can go. So, Webster's Dictionary describes the scribes' gratitude as

the state or quality of being breads. To use it in a sentence, Rachelle attended Case Western on a full gratitude scholarship. It derives. It derives. The context tells you nothing about what it means. It derives from the Latin, Bretum. You may recall the fame seen in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, when the Emperor gazing upon the shards of his for some reason hollow bust gasps at two Brate, in practice, Bratitude manifests itself in clothes

trying on montages, relentless pop-sat tracks, and an insu-shant disregard for what other people think. Like the fabled honey badger, brats don't give a fuck. Internet! I like to take the opportunity tonight of Stuart and Ellie to unmind to test their Bratitude quotient. Oh, boy. Our BQ. By administering a little quiz, I've titled Test Your Bratitude Quotient. Oh, that's... So really, really, really witty title.

Yeah, you worked on that one, huh? I originally wrote it for the magazine Brattsma Palatin, but it never ran due to that magazine folding between the time it was conceived and the next second. But this seems like the perfect opportunity to dust it off, So scenario one, you and your ethnically diverse group of friends find that your separate interests are pulling you apart. Do you? A, decide that exploring new things is the key to being a well-rounded person and commit yourselves to taking an interest in your friends pursuits, even if they don't

mirror your own. B, reflect that as we grow older, it's natural that friendships forge when we were young what cease to be as fulfilling. It's okay to feel wistful about growing apart, but it's time to move on. Or see, you blame the rich blonde bitch at your school and systematically ruin her life. What do you think? It's usually C in these types of quizzes. Yeah, I like C. I forgot the first two. What are you going to say C? I also did. I'm sorry. The correct answer is that you flash forward two years then get back together for no particular reason. You cannot give us a choice.

Wait, there's a correct answer. Scenario two. Scenario two. Scenario two. Where do I let Blodge complaints with you, this quiz? How would you describe your personal style? Would you describe your personal style as A, kicky, B, totes adorbs, C, a color-tastic funsplosion, or D, business casual with an emphasis on classic tailoring.

Well, you're always totes adorbs. Oh, thanks. And you too. Oh, thanks. You do have a funsplosion of whatever it was, but I think totes adorbs. Okay. We're both totes adorbs. Do we be the same? Or is that the correct answer is the correct answer is teen prostitute.

I'm sorry. OK, so I guess we're losing. Our BQ right now is extremely low. I guess we don't have to do really well. I think we're going to have to go to summer brats after this. The final scenario. OK, but this one's worth like $100. Final scenario.

Terrorist mastermind Bane has taken over the city and plans to blow it up with a nuclear bomb. He's going to blow it up? He plans to wear sleeves, Elliot. He plans to blow it up with a nuclear bomb after just sort of hanging out for three months for some reason. OK. What do you...

He said it up. Oh, I'm sorry. This is from my test your bat attitude quotient. Oh, whiz. Well, what are you, brats? It seems we have come to the end of two years. Mm-hmm. With no survivors.

That's his best line in the whole movie. So it's a surprisingly short quiz. That's not a quiz, yeah. But, toading up the points I find out that your gratitude quotient is zero. But That's not a quiz, yeah. But, tooting up the points I find out that your gratitude quotient is zero. But there's some good news guys. Stuart, it turns out your baditude scores through the roof. He didn't even answer.

With very shong showing also in the area of gratitude. Oh. And Elliott. Yeah, what do I got? You've got high marks for your gratitude, which means you look good in a necktie. So congratulations. Oh, and Elliot. Yeah, what do I got? You've got high marks for your cradatitude, which means you look good in a necktie.

So congratulations. Thank you. Congratulations to both of you. Appreciate it. I'm going to resist doing everything in Bainsville, we smell. It's tough, though, right? I'm throwing my Super Switch 16 Batman.

Batman. With survivors? Yeah, no survivors. We're going to have a party, sir. The Baldi Rises. The secret to doing Baines voice is you think yourself, what would Tevya from Fiddler on the Roof sound like if he was a terrorist? Well I also have a Bratz bits.

Mine is a little different. I have, as any flop house listener knows, I am a fountain of movie pitch ideas. And if only Hollywood would buy any of them from me for the price of $700,000, they would- The main thing didn't negotiate that price a little. Yeah, negotiated. It was flexible. Enough to no change. I'm willing to accept it in any form. Money, chicken, brets, yeah, $700,000 with a brets.

So I have an idea that I think the producers of brets would be foolish not to take. When you see the word brets, what do you think? Obviously you think of four plucky teenage girls taking on the world with nothing more than bret gratitude and a suspiciously token amount of ethnic diversity. But for many Americans, that word sounds a little different. It sounds like brats. The regional nickname for bratwurst.

The German style tube meat beloved across Minnesota, Wisconsin, and other states that Hollywood apparently considers nothing more than flyover country. For those proud Americans, Brats the movie made a promise it just couldn't keep. To finally tell the story of the humble brat in all its delicious glory. The makers of Bratz the movie knew they were toying with the emotions of our nation's meat lovers. Why else would they emulate the classic movie food mix-up hot dog the movie by adding the movie at the end? To make sure no

mistaken Midwesterners wandered into their local movie palace for some hot steaming brats. It's time to fulfill the mispronounced promise of Brats the movie by making Brats the movie. Brats the movie is the story of four plucky sausages trying to make it big, trying to make it big in a world that literally wants to eat them for lunch. Let's start with the obvious here. The opportunities for merchandising are enormous. Brought restaurants, brought home cooked meals, frozen brats, brought dolls, brought make-ups, a little girls can look more like bratwurst,

video games about cooking brats, CD soundtrack albums, were today's hottest stars, I'm thinking Bieber, Rihanna, et cetera, seeing original songs about their love of eating brats. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. The thing that sticks with us most about brats is the uniquely individual characters, whose names and personalities I'm sure you all remember even now.

So first things first, it's time for us to meet the brats. There's Veronica, the artistic preppy broad. Sure, she, the aristocratic, not artistic, sorry, aristocratic, preppy broad. Sure, she comes from a wealthy background as shown by her 100% organic grass-fed, veal filling. But that doesn't mean she's too snooty to mix it up on the streets. Whether being served on a hot dog cart or a luxury stadium sky box, this is one brought with style to spare. Next up, Chiquita, the hot-blooded spicy pork broth. This fiery Latina chorizo's not afraid to stand up

for herself and her friends, grilled on a barrio rooftop. She dreams of a better life for herself. She dreams of a better life for herself and her obuela, a slightly larger pork brot. But her fast-talking no nonsense honesty sometimes makes her a little tomboy picance. And just might, and just might land her and her friends in some very hot mustard indeed. Coming up next on the floor, sunflower, the hippie vegan tofu brot. Peace, man, just because you think it's wrong to take the life of an animal doesn't mean there's a brought for you, there's no brought for you.

Raised on a commune and cooked at a co-op farmer's market, some flowers all plant filling makes her laid back in carbon neutral. But when the brought city community center in Arboretum is threatened by an evil land developer, this meat-free meal knows it's time to stop making love and start waging war. And finally, who's coming up there on the end? Rachel, the nerdy kosher brat. The new Brought in town, this Jewish deli sausage, doesn't yet have the swagger of the other brats, but with brains to spare and an all-beaf in chicken casing a heart of gold.

She's about to become a valuable addition to the brats. What's Hebrew for Brotitude? Trick question. It's also Brotitude. Together, these four brat worsts are the brat best at having fun and having fun. Yes, yes! The joke that made Stuart quit. I'm gonna say it again. Together, these four brought worse are the brought best

that having fun, shopping, and fighting the ultimate oppression. That is the assumption of arbitrary authority by wealthy elites without the consent of the governed. Get ready to fall in love with the brats in brats, the movie. Thank you. And again, the right, the right, the right so that story can be yours for the price of $700,000. Stooyoke. I'm both hungry and sick at the same time, Elliot. That's the meaning of brats, that's the meaning of Bratz, Stuart.

So, good job. We did that, huh? No, we did. Yeah, we did do that. So, I think we've left our audience hanging. I think they're hungry from, I don't know why I'm making Bratz fun, so the movie is Bratz. But I'm fit it. You all want to watch Bratz the movie now, and not the rest of Bratz.

Well, too bad, because you're going to watch the rest of Brat's. We've got a whole lot more for you to see in this movie. You're not going to believe your eyes, your ears, your head, or your nose. And somebody locked the door, so... So you have to stay in. Because someone in here is a diamond, see? One of you is a murderer. Yeah, so I guess we'll catch the murderer after the end of Brecht's the movie.

Let's do it guys. Let's do it. Steve Brecht's the movie. Danny, you can be able to make your way to the scene. It gets so dark. Okay, back to the- Oh, it's so bright. The rain of clown terror.

Not a pun. Register trademark. Uh-oh. That elephant is so demeaned by this. The one guy. Again, the world's richest principle. Can they even hear her? She's on top of an elephant.

Those are some non-revolution serving costumes. I don't want to be the logic police here, but you cannot make those costumes from what they were wearing earlier. And they've totally ditched the clown theme, which I feel like really tied this circus birthday party together. Whatever those are, we want to eat them. Is that not enough for her to be on an elephant? Because that's fantastic.

Okay, now they're not even serving. They're just dancing. Mary-Ajis? Chloe, oopsies, anyway, we're all done with this, so we want this to serve us. I'll take mine and the slice of mine. There's an actual laugh, Dan. We can have a lemon, put the cherry, but take off the salmon, put it in two umbrellas. One green and one yellow. Okay? Oh no, what did you mention?

Remember the bombs she implanted in us. I love it. Okay. What was that about? Nothing. I don't want to talk about it. Come on, let's work. Did she not hear what it was about?

Yeah. The guy I feel the worst for is the acrobat who was behind everybody so they can't even see him. Hi, I'm Mary, this is her. I had a fight with this everyday for 11 years. He's not my baby? Yeah, I'm sick with her. You guys are total rock stars.

I like a certain strength. I'll pay you to get at me. I want a lot. This girl has so many monologues. Alright again, much older than I don't. Even the Goths like it. I like that he has a formal dinosaur. Yeah Boy jocks It's come to this

No, no, no she is a terrible dad Okay. No. No, no, she... Is it terrible, Dad? She pre-recorded that. Oh, man. It's at this part that you start doubting reality because it allowed this to happen. Oh yeah, John Boy gets a dance. So she's making the subtext text right now. That was free gangnam, pre gangnam.

MTV was like, yeah, we'll send one guy whatever that's Why is the cost girl dancing this Again pre-gang, pre-gangnam, pre-gangnam. This is the most entertaining thing that happens in the movie. The villain talking about how great she is. In song, singing about how great she is. Singing about how great she is not even might. You know I'm going to fall in, I'm going to make you want it. I'm going to fall in, I'm going to make you want it.

I'm going to fall in, I'm going to make you want it. I'm going to fall in, I'm going to make you want it. I'm going to fall in, I'm going to make you want it. I'm going to fall in, I'm going to make you want it. I'm going to fall in, I'm going to that you're done. I mean, the deaf kid is not impressed. You're so much. And now, for a real treat, I'd like to invite my dear friend to go nuts. Oh my god, I never just gonna let me go first. Yazzie darling, a little burden told me that you just left saying. A talking bird. That's right, everybody.

Oh, I can't see. I'm the kid. I'm the kid. The exit stage left. I just go next to you. I got to pick my hair. I got to get a little girl. Carrier up there.

She's a sacrifice. Little Wolverine's got to go she loves you stupid nerd This is not the climax of the movie by the way They're building it up like it is. There's like a hundred hours of movie after this. She's gonna do it. Oh my god!

Oh my god! It's like a game. And did those feet in ancient times Walk up on England's mountain. Oh, me so hot. Oh, wait, oh. Oh no, she can't do it. Oh no, yes man.

Also, what song was she gonna? Bwaap. Those misfit fans in the back were pretty sad about it. I just thought you all too see it too. I gotta say that is an amazing camera phone. She put it in a nice Meredith Suits 16 mortis. That's a professional job. Come on.

Did sympathy for the devil just start playing? the did simply for the devil just are playing and voice of my own battard that he should start doing Latin dancing. Because obviously she's Hispanic, so Hispanic culture. No, he's back again. So this goes on for a little bit. Oh, no, it doesn't. Wait, but what did she implugge if she's still?

She implugged a giant yellow Yeah Yeah, I mean that's genuinely impressive. Why a Snoop Dogg there That's genuinely impressive. Why is Snoop Dogg there? It's like the bad two, this is the super beat. Not really. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Oh, you pushed your luck too far.

So it's just kind of just a commercial for MTV now Oh, what are you deaf? She was just frightened by that horse What What? God? I don't... You got an eyelash there. Make. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's not what I intended for. No patronizing with my guests.

To be fair, that is very informational. Oh. Oh. Oh. Why is she talking to Willie Ames? Huh. That was toast so unnecessary. She got a walk there faster. I don't know if an elephant is the fastest mode of transport Come on

I don't I don't work for you. Oh No, a cake you knew that was gonna happen when you saw the cake Yep, it's true pride does go with before the fall Now I remember that we also saw there was a pool right oh there you go oh she didn't fall in good No, it's gonna crush her All the sassy elephant Oh the sassy elephant. Huh? Origin moment? Wait for it.

Yes. Assess! And thus the brats were born. Most of the way into the welcome to the brats, I hope you survived the experience. I dubbed the Sir brats. So um, Karate Club or? Hey, Anthony. So, uh, we've been talking. And you can't be brats. That's a karate club or? Yeah, Sasha. Hey, Anthony. So we've been talking.

You can't be brats. We don't really want you to be a part of the team. But if you don't want to hang out with us, then maybe we have the right kind of school spirit for the job. Oh. So we are saying, you're from not a part of your clique. Come off this one. Big of a. I'm afraid that's not up to me.

It's up to the screenwriter. Oh, I can't mystery. We're kicking you out even though you're the only hot girl on our club. Well how? How does that? Where's the logic there? Allian. Tails all the time. No it's not. That's just what a chicken sounds like. She's like everyone on a rested development when they try to do a chicken. Has anyone in this family seen a chicken? Wait, what they're just saying numbers. She's the 48. That doesn't support you. 15. Wait, what? They're just saying numbers. I don't understand what she's going to show. She's autistic. And we're going to get back to the two.

And Deezers, why stop there? We should get everyone who made it to shock down to performance. Perfect. Then you don't need me. We'll have everyone in the world in our performance. No one in the world might need that. Our Clotsie poor friend. She's so poor.

You just agreed to. Because we don't have the name. Uh. It isn't the grass. Oh, snap. We have a ringtone. And you said it with a Z. Yes.

Okay, time to get serious, Brad. Time to get down to work. Why are they rehearsing? They're already perfect. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The mime. Oh, yeah, she's a video editor. Did we not explain that earlier in the movie? Well, that's what she is now. Perfect. It's never been done before. So do they have classes to go to? That guy is 35. So this is less of montage and more of the editors saying, we've got a lot of extra footage, we've got to fit it in the movie somewhere. What they're saying is this movie has to be at least 90 minutes long. Again a middle-aged man.

Says no gambling in the dance studio room. There's so much stronger than you know, oh man Hey remember Kevima Hardison was in this movie. I love their painting I had my own character, Ark Donner, all camera. Now I'm a chest genius, and I've patched things up with your mother. LAUGHTER Did you notice the new banisters?

LAUGHTER This is the equivalent of like doing like a cartoon voice for Keed Keeme Hardison. He's like one day of work great. I'm there. Brad's sure Uh, five six What oh, Brad's wait a minute. The brats are breaking. Where did she get that ceremonial die show? The puppies and bears and the dogs they have right here on their friends, Sasha Chen, particularly Chloe.

I'm pretty sure Chloe wouldn't want the entire student body to know. She going to cut her head off, would it? This is like rising sun. This is about Japanese infiltrating high-finance job. All these swords know where to put them. I can't believe he's been half your time documenting dirt on everyone else. He really needs to get away. Oh, I have one.

And it is fabulous. Just don't be in the movie anymore. I love the sound they put in there. Was it? Did this movie come out like a day after jump drives were invented? You just got his hand on it. Well you know kids they're usually not up on the latest in phone or computer technologies. I'm pregnant. I'm too boring.

I need to spend more time with my belt. And I hate sorry. I need to spend more time with my belt And I hate you and goodbye Two years later Well, we all went to the same college, I guess for friends again. And you, you're the one dropping out? Whatever, I don't want to talk about it. You don't want to talk about it? Can we talk about the fact that my grades have dropped? How selfish can you be?

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How do you talk to an angel? Dust in the wind. I was just in the wind. I want to see the break of Sora's dancers. Oh even combination Peter Frampton Fred Armason is shutting her. I do not know where you get Fred Armason in him. Come on. Come on. No, that was not a successful argument. I believe you promised me chocolate. What? They're really using just first grade Spanish.

Okay. What's going on? Of course that's it. They're really using just first grade Spanish. Okay, what's happening? Of course, that's it. We're Spanish. Plotting their revenge. Or nothing. Why aren't you girls getting ready? Mom, we're not going.

We're not going. Why? Yasmin failed Anna. Yasmin? She's quick to show. We thought our pen she was wearing her pen. Yasmin, but she was the brat east of them all. We put it all on the line. I don't believe it. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Yes, man, but she was the brat east of them all

Someone Tell me a time for some mom detective work Since the beginning of the universe There's a fox in the breadhouse. Wait a minute, something Bradsy Dominance We're stalking you I just want to tell you I'm not doing the tail of chill You do remember where my house is Bratio, Bratio, where are you? Bratio, Bratio. So there you are. Brat's playing any other names. There's all their problems, huh?

And gentlemen, welcome. Brat's of all ages. Yeah, round of applause for magic. I'd like to introduce you to our illustrious celebrity tractor, who will be voting for me. What? Wait, that seems... Oh, I can't believe Meredith would strip some votes. Check out those ceramics, guys.

Yeah, those are great ceramics. And the books up there, I wonder what those books are. I can't believe not anyway. We've wanted to do the talent show. Thank you. But guys, remember Meredith, whatever. It's been a Meredith's scissor into quitting the show, and it's all over.

She's gonna make her nice miserable for the rest of the year. Yeah, and it doesn't matter if we win. We have to. Guys, the show has started. So let me get this straight. It's Tony Kushner wrote this script by the way. Oh, so it's gonna be going from night. Yeah.

I'm just everyone laughing at us thinking we're losers until we got it. You've been laughed at so many times by this point. Yeah, I got an effect just size. Just push it in my luck. But I'll jump. Anyway. Yeah. What it termites for breakfast?

Oak meal. Get it? I get it. Neal hamburger everyone. Neal hamburger. Oh, good job. Open it by my dad's job. Open it by my dad's job. He already went into his closing bit. That's not good. That was just hilarious.

Really, really wonderful. But it's hilarious. The competition... Our next act is simply amazing. I'm not gonna talk. It's hilarious. Stub contention! Our next act is simply amazing. Why is Harold Rant is so unhappy with what's going on? I want to see that guy's parents Yeah Another musical number that's my second musical number for the villain

You're ready guys the sass levels are about to get dangerous Maybe she'd have more friends if she didn't sing about how great she is all the time This is unethical. Well, Batman. Well, well, Meredith thinks she has won the challenge. Show Batman. So you're showing her Bratitude Batman. So they're vampires now? Is that what we're supposed to think?

Yeah, there you go. John Boyd Academy Award winner. Those were side rhymes at best. Slant rhyme. So soundtrack album available through Interscope or... EMI I think. Again, MySpace. I have to assume they tried to get real celebrities for the celebrity judges failed and then just got people to look like old celebrities. The craft is here. She's even being mean to her backup dancers. The revolution starting, come on. So pretty. I'm so beautiful.

Not a fault. I'm Latin. I'm gold. She's the queen and my ring is the three. Yeah. Yeah. I can't help it. I said all the friends. Everybody wants to be my best friend. It is impossible to say anything about this

no she is wrong wrong and I'm comfortable with the amount of but that's happening here I don't like it yeah she's supposed to be a teenager day and it's fine I think you have that backwards. So are we supposed to believe she wrote that song? No, do not applaud her. Do not. You're applauding evil and skirts that are too short.

Please, and try to stop. plot her. Do not you're plotting evil and skirts that are too short. Please, in charge of this. Let's see who you have chosen as this year's most talented student act perination high. Records Grancher. I mean, everything's, everyone's done there. Oh, what the? Brats of the world rise. You have nothing to lose, but your brats This is highly irregular All allow it There's nothing in the rulebook as the brats can't do it routine actually there is you have to have a plot by a certain Deadline but all allow it It's Chloe not Chloe's job to do

Wait, it's Chloe not Chloe's job to do it I draw power from Kadeem Hardison They're breads It's anthrax all right guys get ready to not be shocked by anything. Whitty. Unless you look at her. I mean, yeah, she's wearing the, I mean, she looks, she wears that at school right now. She looks like that right now I'm the third girl

Yes, so she's like a school girl by day and I just by night. Yeah And I'm gay wait why perfect daughter Desperately needed a job. My family was kind enough to offer her as a maid. Awkward. And how would her daughter pay this kindness by stealing my favorite most beloved dolly? In case you're wondering when this happened in the movie it didn't. Wait, really? Mom did clean Meredith's house. She would do anything to provide for us. My mom? My mom's my ear. You're clouting the issue.

Did you steal the doll or not steal the doll? But I never took your doll. I actually added a surprise witness. Okay, that faded out really quickly. I'm very sorry. Most of my friends are in the job. I can take a ballet since he does look like a tough jack. I like it. I cheated on my pop quiz. So this is just a general airing of uh, it's like a you know like a Quaker meeting. So the talent shows been put on hold for like four hours.

And they're on stage. This is a thing that people made. Oh Violin That's right, there's a lot of that's a surprising number of words okay There's a lot of build up. Yeah, I did. Am I watching the end of rent? So when did they rehearse this with everybody? Oh, there you go, saxophone. Oh, yeah.

Does that just qualify them? Cause those guys aren't students. It's gotta be. And if they've got G.E. Smith and Saturn Night Live band back in them up too. Also apparently Ben Hadden transfer wrote this song for them. Oh, that's not a laugh but I laughed anyway I kind of like Meredith's songs better I guess as as on the song level it is a better song yeah but they also have a multimedia display

nice and a choir. Oh, yeah. The movie's attacking me at all sides. Yeah. Oh. and all these kids really have the angle on the adult contemporary rock that young people love the I hate this when I go into the audience and the audience is a this 1970s jazz fusion is taking this ice go by storm

that's all you're getting the buy sure you did but I don't find you attractive. And I'm a boo! He did it! Cameron did it! Can you please not touch my turn tables? This is my one thing. Seriously, did Steely Dan write this? I don't understand what's happening. Wish. It's Bratitude, Dan. This is the purest musical expression of Bratitude. I do not think that this light rock jazz fusion is what high schoolers love.

Yeah, this is just like your some 41s and whatever, you know, your systems of it down. You're, you're, you're Justin Bieber's. You're Carly Rae's That's right Rangers in the audience Oh Yeah Oh, streamers. Yeah. They earned that ending.

Lawless Brats. Brats level up. And then put the music in from when the space shuttle lands. Brattitude points plus 100. Ultra Brats bonus. So the way to win the talent show is to have everyone who votes on the talent show be in your performance Did they print it up in an envelope like yep, it's a tie The karate guy and the stand-up like the karate guy and the stand up

the year She earned it. She also emceeed the show. I mean, that's a conflict of interest. She's multi-talented Because we're rich whatever we don't need it give it to them So our scholarships usually given in the form of diplomas. Yep ships usually given in the form of diplomas. Yep. Oh, that guy looks cool. Hey, I'm a pedophile. What's up? It's me, Frosted Gary Busy. How are you?

I'm a courageous idea. It's fucking guy Fiery doing you. Whoa, you have got super star written all over you. Wait, too? Oh, without question, we're having a movie premiere next Saturday night. How would you girls like to be the featured act on the red carpet? I'm sure. Because that's the thing people do, right?

Anyway, the movie is Joe's apartment. TV films. Here! Take the world's worst business card. I mean, accept your stupid, so... Your soccer scholarship fell through, by the way. She's gonna fall over and break the scholarship and that'll be able to use it No B-R-A-T-Z you spelled it in your song

Where did they get those belts made up? More So is Yeah, so is the red carpet doesn't lead anywhere it just Yeah, operation kill the breath. I think it that far right on the dog. Elliot is that a prep for brats too. I just brando Murphy did such a great job as Loner Boy and let's not forget Neeluna. Let's not forget less boorman. Also Paula Frolic has herself. I don't know who that is but she played herself.

Spore man also Paula Frolic as herself. I don't know who that is but she played herself All the stunt players stunt coordinator. Yeah, sure. I'm not Mark rapiport Randy lamb the horniest lamb there is Alvester Martin the third of the Alvester Martins And I'm Mercedes-Maris the woman who so close is a cousin. See this girl works Mike Munich Don Jay hug Fam famous for his hugs Jill Hoppe and Jill Maxi These names aren't as funny Carlos Erigorn.

And of course Bud Fry's. Who didn't want a side of Bud Fry's? Still for time for Chuck Slottnik. Let's not forget Chris Fish, Chadly. Who is a fish? And Don DB Black, not a nickname, just as initials. So what do you think's next for the breads? I assume drugs, they fall apart.

Well, college, right? Aren't they going to college? No, they're not going to college. They're superstars. Oh, why don't they go to college? Why don't we got a... So, when the next one does Meredith team up with them or...

Yeah, in breads too, I assume they have to team up with Meredith for an even worse threat. Yeah. Which would be let well, like, the Negabrats from an evil parallel universe or something? Exactly. So what do you think? Is this been a bad bad live show, a good bad live show, or a live show you actually kind

of liked? Damn. Mad a good time. Come on. Oh, okay. I'm going to say bad bad you both stink. Bad bad. Big surprise, big surprise. There's a shock ending. good time come on okay I'm gonna say bad bad you both stink bad bad big surprise big surprise there's a shock ending it let's take a moment to

remake it out of the provided by half trunk will travel that and pause for effects provided the dog the best jokes in the credits just names of companies. And okay so the brats are still performing. Why does it say engineer Prague? Did they shoot this movie in Prague? What what scenes in this could possibly have been shunned Prague Okay, well, I guess it's not long that you thought you were done. No, that's weird now. It's Jade's time to shine I'm uncomfortable with all these people watching damn But yeah, you have some really nice moves. Oh, toesies, okay. Oh, wait, wait.

I'm going to continue to sit this out as Dan then sort slow groove. Okay, no. Bounce up and down, is that? No, that's... Now your head's down, are you mad at me? Brats everyone. Brats. Brats.

Oh, brats. Brats. You're telling us to keep going? Just keep talking? Should we keep talking? Because the movie's not on? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So everybody, if you'd like to see more people talking over bad movies on February 1st,

we're doing another one of these here for the legendary bad movie, don't tell her it's me. AKA the boyfriend school. Starring Steve Gutenberg. On 35 millimeter. That's right, Gutenberg on 35 millimeter 35 Was this not 35 millimeter film? Okay, yep, if you want to see a movie starring Steve Gutenberger

Like to see that good burger Steve Gutenberg Shelley Long and Jamie Gertz and Steve Goodberg, Steve Goodberg, Shelley Long and Jamie Gertz and Kalmokla and Machen Eggman all in one movie. Is there an animated title sequence? Yes. There is. I guess I want to talk about how Steve Goodberg starts the movie, but I can't say. The Stephen Goodberg is just one of the spoilers. The Stephen Goodberg. I call them Stephen Goodberg. Does Stephen Goodberg? He's not well enough to call him Steve.berg. Does Stephen Gutenberg? He's not well enough to call him Steve. He's just Stephen.

He's Mr. Stephen Gutenberg. He does, Steve. Does Mr. Stephen Gutenberg play for part of the movie, a new Zealander motorcyclist named Lobo Marengue? Yes, he does. Yes. I believe this is the song Rainy Day performed by Janelle Parrish. Lobo Marengue, yes it does. Yes, he does. I believe this is the song Rainy Day, performed by Janelle Parrish. Yeah, this was the attempt to make Janelle Parrish a star. She was gonna be a great young star.

Yeah. And we all remember how that's heard out. Well, yeah, she's the biggest star in music today. Oh, look at all the little brats in there. We're there. Oh, the Brad Spiano. think when you're doing research in the brats, what's the deal with the asterisk next to the halo Kusania? I don't think I ever notice what I assume that's to

say they're not that good. Also, the asterisk leads to a footnote that says, halo not endorsed by God. Maybe it's just a little bit of a big game. Maybe it's just a little bit of a big game. Maybe it's just a little bit of a big game. Maybe it's just a little bit of a big game. Maybe it's just a little bit of a big game. Maybe it's just a little bit of a big game. Maybe it's just a little bit of a big game.

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Brats. Brats, everyone. Come on up, you guys. Brats. Brats, the movie. I hope all of you now have a better understanding of the principles of gratitude, how you can apply it to your own life. Yes.

And the rules of success that every brat knows. Thank you very much for coming. life and the rules of success that every brat knows. Thank you very much for coming. I just want to do a quick plug since a lot of you like podcasts. I do a podcast. Here it is. My friend Elinor Cagan about good and bad movies. And what this podcast called? It is called Bonnie and Mod. And how do you get it? How do you find this? You can find it. Yes. Yes.

At Bonnie and Mod.com, and there are also little flyers out on the table out there. So you remember. Okay. And where, and have you signed any major contracts with this podcast? The one we announced or? No, but we are on iTunes. So there you go. Yeah, iTunes.

Good enough. Good enough. And can we reveal it now that Steve Gutenberg in person will not be part of the February 1st screening? Yes. You mean Steven Gutenberg? Steven Gutenberg. Not the Steven Gutenberg.

Steven Gutenberg and Shemmy Rong will not be at the screening and neither will Kyle McMahon hand. That's it. Yeah, great. Thanks for coming. Never gonna say very much for coming. And listen to the flop house if you aren't already. Come on. But Bonnie and Mod first. What do you say?