The Frank Skinner Show - OnlyFans Witch

Episode Date: August 15, 2025

This week Frank and Emily are joined by Ania Magliano! Frank has been to see Brigadoon and felt the orchestra missed a trick. There's also a surprising update about the photo of Emily and Frank at the Oliver! Opening Night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Frank off the radio featuring him and that posh ladyo And the one with the French name From South Africa came They're all here open brackets to rain Close brackets today Ooh baby Ooh back in love again This is Frank off the radio

I'm joined by Emily Dean And Ania Magliano Who is with us today Remember her Follow the podcast on X and Instagram. You can email the podcast via Frank Offder Radio at Avalonukk.com. Okay, now this is where I do the WhatsApp number mags. And people send in jingles at par example,

unless I have problems with the jingle board. Oh, God. I like that. Frank likes this kind of stuff. No, I like that. That was good. It felt like the only number that really came through for me was seven. Yeah, well, let's hope it wasn't just six, six.

You know what I'd say of it? A friend of my mother's, she was German, and her son was in a heavy metal band. And whenever she'd hear the music, he'd play it, she'd go, so much energy. I felt there was a lot of energy. There's a lot of energy in that, for sure. That was Louis Freeman.

by the way. Oh, okay. The person who made that is called Louie? Yeah. Is that a surprise you? Yeah, I think they should be called Satan or someone. Something more kind of gothic. You don't meet many people call Satan, do you?

No, no, it's gone out of fashion. It's never cool. When was it in fashion? Are there any Satan's out there? I'd love to hear from them. I know you wouldn't be less keen to hear from them, Frank. But I'm happy to hear from them. I remember in the days when I used to go to the gymnasium.

You make it sound like Russia in the line I've never heard anyone use its full name In those days we all did Right And there was a man who was Doing something with his card renewing it And his middle name was Bedlam Wow

And he said they'd had a bet That he wouldn't do it And so he changed his name to Bedlam Oh he changed it Are there any Judas's Yes Really? I was Judas Priest That's the only one

Yeah, but I don't know if he existed. He's from a Bob Dylan song. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, let's not just go through a list of horrible names that aren't popular anymore. That would be terrible. There was a guy who on Beacon Radio in Wolverhampton agreed as a promotion for the new Star Wars films to change his name by Deedpole to Darth Vader.

Wow. And he did that, and his family got to go to the Wolverhampton Premier. Oh, only the Wolverhampton one? I think so. You think you'd get bumped up to Leicester Square for that. You would, yeah. But they... I like a regional Premier, though.

So then they found him up to ask him how it had gone and all that. And they said, right, well, we'll sort out you, you know, changed in your name back again. And he said, ah, it's all right, I don't bother. So that had happened in the past. But my mate met him years later, and they said, this is Darth. And he said, oh, that's an unusual name. He wasn't old enough to be named, really, after the... Oh, he was too old, rather.

And he said, what's your surname? He said, Vader. And he said, you're a big Star Wars fan. He said, not really. He just thought with it. Anyway, that's a true story. Oh, babe. So, yes, Mags, it's nice to see you.

Yeah, thank you for having me back. And I've checked, and Mags is happy with being called Mags. It's nice to have a nickname. It makes me feel like I'm part of the community. Oh, well, that's good. Yeah. And you didn't have to make it up in a rather embarrassing way. Did you have to do that?

No, but some people do make nicknames off. Right, try and start their own nickname. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My middle name is Nicola, and I really wanted to be called Nicola for a long time. And the reason why, I don't know what you think of this. My dad told me that the reason my middle name is Nicola is because all the Nicolars he'd met in his life were really beautiful. Oh, I like that logic.

Wow, how many, Nicola, you really want a list of his Nicolars, do you? Surgeon. Yeah, Sturgeon first and former. Your witness. Yeah, well, yeah, it's not how I'm picturing them now that you put Nicola in. have to say yeah that's

I'll be straight that's poison the well a bit I was thinking there'd all be sort of 80s yes you know like something from octa pussy

yeah yeah that's exactly what I'm imagining like a sort of bond girl yeah type situation but I also think like would you want your daughter

to be a bond girl well that's a good question there's lots of people listening to this now on the boss and on trying you can watch that boss yes

Really loudly. Yes. Frank, you were spotted, by the way, this week. I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable to know this. No, it's okay. I'm happy anyone still recognises. Oh, fabulous. You know Richard Arnold, who's a friend of mine?

Oh, do I ever? Do you know Richard Arnold, Max? No. He's the showbiz correspondent for this morning. Oh. And Frank and I ran into him. Good response, I like. It was fake.

But, you know, you'd love him. But I was like, oh, he has a job. Trust me, you would love him. And Frank and I ran into him at the Oliver premiere, didn't we? We went to see Oliver. Oh, yeah. Wolverhampton or less is a way. Where was it, actually?

It's going to be Wolverhampton soon. Frank's still getting, you're still getting West End, darling. Yes, I am at the mat. Although this was, if it's what I think it is, it was Regents Park outside theatre. Not really West End. Richard and his partner, Stuart, saw you at, you were seen, which all sounds a bit sinister. We spoke. Oh, did you?

I saw Richard Arnold and we spoke. You know, when you do, I don't know if you've got any hit and run people in your life. You see, it's like it's someone who's the receptionist somewhere, or for me it's my parish priest, for example. someone you see for 25 seconds and I always try to get some sort of laugh in that 25 seconds you know the yearn yeah

and sometimes I'll walk away from one of those hitting run encounters you know let you pass someone in the street say alright Jeff how are you doing oh well actually I but and then you get a laugh and you think now I can carry on but if I don't it nags at me and I saw him and we spoke

we had like a 30 second chat and it was absolutely I have to say it was top end from both of us it was really good stuff it was quite camp I said to the with Richard Arnold I said to the woman I was with you know I I honestly think sometimes I could have been a great homosexual do you know what I mean I really feel like I'm still time there's still time yeah I've chosen a lane now and I'm sticking you would have been actually have you met Elaine she's lovely I see you with a nice antique shop. Yeah, and, you know, I love a musical. We were at Brigger Doon.

You familiar with that? No, is that a musical? It is a musical. Oh. So what was your exchange with Richard like? Well, I can't remember what it was. That was what was so awful about it. Okay.

But it was golden. You were probably both so in the moment that you could. Yeah, well, exactly. But Brigger Doon, I hadn't seen it before, but I have been to the bridge. because it's set the Brigger Dune comes from as a bridge in Ayrshire in Scotland Brigger Dune means bridge over the Dune

which is a river So I've stood on the bridge I don't know I've told you Emily I was on the bridge and I went there because Robert Burns in a poem Tamashanta the character Tamashanta is chased by witches across this bridge We've all been...

Yeah, Paul's, yeah, exactly. Well, she was wearing a very short, flimsy slip. The witch? Yeah. Wow. Which is... Sounds like a Nicolite for me. Yeah.

I'm loving the only fan's witch. No, but that gets him into... Yeah. Yeah. So he sees the witches doing some evil ritual at a church. Oh. And she's dancing this witch. He's wearing this flimsy slip, which the Scottish term was, she's, is the Cotty Sark.

Oh, like the boat? Yeah, so that the ship. Sorry. The ship is named after that from the poem. So she starts dancing and he goes, whey, Cotty Sark. Hang on, is that the term of abuse? Where hey, short skirt. No, he's just referring to the thing and then they're chasing.

So the boat, sorry, the ship is called short skirt. That's kind of what it means. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's quite, that's not really what you think they'd go for with a ship. You can see why recruiting was easier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the headline.

All those sailors, ready to get on board. They're very girl-centric, though, the ships, aren't they? Yeah, that's true because they're always she, aren't they? Yeah, and there's that funny figurine at the front. We won't go into that. Well, the Cotty Sark has got this flimsy-dressed witch, as it's, um, And what do they call them? What do they call the people on the front of a ship?

I do not know that. That's a good question, Frank. There is a special name, isn't that? Yeah. What is it? It's called, don't Google it. No. We're going to remember it by the end of it.

It'll come to me. So anyway, I'd gone to the bridge because of the Robert Burns reference. I didn't know about Brigadune then. And then there was a man with his wife, and they'd come for the musical reference. And I told it this then because what happened? What do you think of this, Max? He said to me,

I'm actually a singer songwriter. The person on the bridge said this to you. Yeah. Because it was 1973. No, it was. Yeah, but that's when they existed, singer-songwriter. They still exist.

But you don't want to be told that when you're on a bridge because you're starting to think. Your career's not going well. No, you're starting to think, is this bridge high enough? But so then he'd gone his phone out And started playing me a couple of tracks

Ooh And that was that was awkward Yeah did you ask to hear No Right That's really confronting It was quite confronting And I mean it might well have been all right

But I was so flummoxed by it How did you respond? Because you're unfailingly honest No but you know When someone just holds their phone out and there's someone going, and my love is a sweet, sweet rose. You know, you're sort of thinking, I can't judge this immediately.

Obviously, my first thought is never ever apply this to me again. But that, I'm not judging it if I sat down and listened to it properly. Yeah. But as you say, I was cornered on Brigadune. Was he, would it have been better if he sung it to you out loud, do you think? No, Mags, that would have been so much worse. Yeah. That would have been awful.

It would have been... Being serenaded on Brigger Doon. I'm mad. It would have been a better anecdote. I suppose he did serenade me, just used a bit of tech. And it would have gone with your camp energy that we've now, I'm glad, established you have.

Yeah, exactly. Anyway, I... So I went to this musical. I don't know if you've ever been to Regents Park, open air theatre. I've seen son time, a lot of son time there. Have you? But the heavens were open? I've seen it as a space, but I've never seen anything happen in it. Were you in there at night? Yeah, it does sound quite. How did I end up in there, actually? You broke in. Maybe I've just seen a photo of it online

actually. Yeah. Anyway, it was, I loved it. Did it rain, Frank? Because it sometimes... It did rain a bit. And they stopped the show as the manager came. I'll tell you what do you think about this. The floor manager came out and said, sorry, we're going to have to stop the show everyone because people are slipping. And I thought, if I designed the floor

for an outdoor theatre, I would make sure that couldn't happen. You know, it's not about me. So then all these people came. There was like a mass squeegee thing. There were people with mops. One woman had tied a towel to the end of a stick, and I thought, you weren't expecting to have to try anything at the open air theatre.

Oh, so, who is this? Wilma Flint's time. She was wearing a cotty sock. And I thought, this is what I thought. So it probably took at least five minutes for about six crew members to be all over the stage, mopping. And I thought, this is. is what pisses me off about orchestras because I've got a regular gripe mags which is orchestras

if they're not reading it off the page then nothing right oh okay you want them to you I want them to what I want them to do ideally is learn everything off my heart he's saying they're not off book essentially oh I see okay okay it pisses me off if I go to an opera that people give the orchestra the biggest cheer because they want to think oh yeah I I'm quite clever, so I noticed the orchestra. These people probably only noticed the singers. But the singers have learnt the bloody script. They're reading out loud, basically, the orchestra.

So I thought, what you want the orchestra to do is play some music, which fits people mopping up. That is a lovely idea. And that would have made it a lovely magical experience. Like a do-do-do-loo-loo-do-do-do-do. Instead they sat there thinking, well, we can't fucking do anything if it's not written down.

So they sat there in silence. They just sat there. You could just see a... Wet violins everywhere. Yeah, but they were under shout. But if they'd have played music, it would have been massive applause for them at the end. Yeah.

It would have been lovely. Oh, what can you do? You can't really have a non-slipper... Can you have a non-slippery floor outside? Velcro. Yeah, there's that stuff. There's that sort of strips of stuff that you can put on. I mean, you can't do Shakespeare and the like on Astro.

they definitely have done that they've done like Romeo and Juliet from two football teams somewhere in East London that's happening yeah anyway they it was the night of Night of the Harriots

so Harriet Kemsley was there with her mom lovely I took a woman I know who is probably 40 years younger than me

and it's an opera a director. So I was introducing her as my mistress because I thought people have thought this. I thought they've thought it. Let's just get it out there. But people didn't even, I think they just thought too ugly and not famous enough. They didn't, no one took it seriously at all. So hang on, did you literally go up to people and say, this is my mistress? I did, yeah. I said that to Omar Kemmseley. What did you say? Yeah, that seems normal. No. I said they just didn't, they looked at her and looked at me and thought, I don't think so, mate. Oh, I thought you were saying that about the woman you were with.

Now I'm too ugly and not famous. Oh, my God. This is brutal. Wow. This is absolutely brutal. Frank. I'm glad you just let it pass, though. That's the worst thing. You should have punched me straight in the face.

That's the worst miscommunication since you said that thing when I was on my period. Oh, no, no. What did you say? I'm going to tell this. I'm sure our listeners are familiar with this. I'll tell it you quickly. My partner, when she's on Avingo period, her sense of smell goes through the ceiling.

She can smell stuff happening at the top of the garden from the kitchen, you know what I mean? I'm not going to ask you if you're familiar with this phenomenon, but she tells me that it does happen to other women. So we were at, we used to be in radio, and we were at the studio. And Emily came in and said, there's a real weird smell in here.

And I said, are you having your period? And she thought I meant that she constituted. Was responsible. She said, what? It was like really awful. Oh, yeah, that sent a shiver down my smile. No, that was very awful. Anyway, so there's a lot of, there was good guests.

Are there any other Harriet? Just the one. Oh, yeah, Ainslie Harriet. Oh. Harry first name and Harriet's second name. Yeah. You've made that work. I respect you.

Ainsley, Harrier. Because Rebecca, who I was with, it was all these people around and that was who she was most excited about. She said, when I was a kid, I just loved. Was it can't cook, won't cook, a well? Was it can't cook, won't cook? Yeah, maybe.

One of those. It had cooking it. Yeah. That's cooking. And Bruno was there? Bruno Tornioli? Oh, yes. What's the, this PRist is really interesting.

Never mind that, Mag. How many buttons were undone on the shelf? Never have shirt buttons been more redundant. He didn't even button up when it rained. He just let them, you could hear the rain hitting his chest. He praised for the rain. I mean, I thought they should have given him a quick squeegee when they came out. He prays for the rain.

That's part when you can glisten. Oh, yeah, because he loves that, you know, the wet shirt look. Yeah. But I thought I'm going to light the fire under Bruneo. So I said, this is my friend, Rebecca. She's an opera director. Oh, opera. And he really went into a massive thing.

It was great. So you don't know the musical. Do you know it, Em? Years ago, I'm sure my dad made us watch it or something. Is there a film of it, frankly? There is a film. Maybe he made us watch the film, so I'm vaguely familiar with it. In the film and in the original thing,

what happens is there's a war going on the Jacobites versus the British in like 1745, 6 then and they're under siege and so in the film and the original production there's a priest, the Jacobites were largely Catholic the priest goes out and appeals to God to save them

and God says I'll tell you what, I'll make you disappear and you'll only come back once a year on May the 1st just for a day and then you'll go, then you'll disappear again into the mist. And the priest accepts that as the deal. Oh, what did Bruno Torniodi make of all it is? Well, no.

I just doesn't sound very up his straw. In 2025, they've decided that the priest thing is a bit far-fetched. So no, it's an elder of the village, talks to the spirits of the glen and they agree with it. But he still disappears. They disappear, the village

and then it comes back and comes down again. It's an interesting plot, but I went with it, totally. I'll tell you what was brilliant in it. I'm not much of a contemporary dance person. Are you? In fact, I'm a bit of a bore. I don't like contemporary dance. I don't like it when you hear their feet on the floor

I think they should hover I don't want to hear that no more And every small movement means special thing I don't understand it I don't know why you bring me to these events Wow was that pre-written It would be hard

It's pre-write it. It's his unique talent. So anyway, there's a woman in it called, I'd never heard of before, I'll be honest, called Chrissy Brook. Okay. And her boyfriend dies in it. And she does a funeral dance, a dance of mourning. And if you told me that on paper, I'd have thought, oh, God, imagine how embarrassing that's going to be. It was brilliant.

Was it? Really. I mean, a movie. just to this, like, lilting music. And I thought, wouldn't it be fantastic if on Britain's got talent when they tell their sad story? Just once, when there's the piano music, they go into a big contemporary dance thing

to explain the fact, you know, their grandmother had died or something like that. Man, that's interesting. They would get my vote. I can't really even picture what that would be. Like, all I can picture is a sort of mime of someone, like, wiping their eyes. No, it was. Was it more sophisticated? It was a bit more, yeah.

It was, oh, man, it was, it blew my mind. Wow, I guess that's probably what a really good, because I wouldn't say that I'm not into contemporary dance either, but I guess if it's so good, you just are into it. Like, it transcends having to know what's good about it. Yeah. Cuts to your core or something. It's the sound, the noise.

It cuts to my core. It's not contemporary dance, but do you remember the ballet, we both had this experience. It's what shocks me about seeing dance, IRL, hell is the noise and you don't get that at Regents Park theatre. As they were saying, as Abba was saying when I first heard

their feet on the floor I thought, hold on what is it? Really? You're happy with that? Yeah, it's proper I mean, bum, bum, bum, bump dancing. It was awful when I thought. Have you ever seen that? I don't know. This isn't really like

registering with me as an experience. I think... Have you been to the ballet? I've seen, I saw the Romeo and Juliet one that was recent. I saw that. And you couldn't hear any feet something about how far back. Really far back. I was in the cheap seats. Oh yeah.

I'm talking about, you know, Rogee complemental. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're better off at the back, do you? The struggle is real for us up at the front. Yeah, exactly. It's when they dress up as the mice, and that's what I come.

They've got these big heads and complicated costumes. Oh, I can't bear it. Well, if anyone wants to send me, any free tickets. I won't be or calm, because you're going to be on Taskmaster, aren't you? I am.

I'm told that Taskmaster is what launches comedians' careers into the stratosphere. Yeah, it launched yours, didn't it? Did you? I launched it.

Frank's going to from Taskmaster. Actually, you did launch Taskmaster. That's what Alex Horne always say. Yeah, you did. I don't know if it's true. I think it is. You launched it. I'm here to bring it right back down to work.

Have you filmed it then, Mags? Yes. Yes. Did you watch Frank to get any inspiration? I've seen some of it, yeah. Oh, some of it. That's the diplomatic answer, isn't it? I find they're very resentful of original cast.

Well, I've been sent a press pack of what I'm allowed to talk about before it comes out. Got it. And what I'm allowed to say is that Taskmaster is a BAFTA winning TV show created by Alex Horn. So just letting you know that. And it's hosted by Greg Davis. And legitimised by Frank Skinner. I'll add that in. I'll add that in.

That's the spirit. Oh. I can't wait to watch it, Frank. I'm not watching it. Frank, that is so rude. I can't tell you how rude that is. Well, I haven't watched it since the first series. I haven't either.

You've got to say it'd be difficult for me to watch someone else doing it. Yeah, I can understand that. Yeah. Don't normalise that, man. Okay, I can't understand. Yeah. It comes to thinking for it, I didn't even watch the one I was on. Yeah, that's the bit that I'm kind of scared of is having to watch.

Do you know, like when you see yourself on stuff, I'm worried it will make me really self-critical and start to like get to get in my head. He's your man to ask about it. It'll go the other way. You think it'll make you really like it. What's your genuine advice on that, Frank? Do you think it's useful to watch yourself back or should? Could you not as talent?

Well, I don't watch myself. But in the old days, I used to edit all the shows, so I had no choice other than I went in like Reda Dare to try and rescue. Hi to all the production team currently listening. Yeah. So I think they'd acknowledge that. Yeah. And I find also the homeless don't listen to podcasts.

No, that's not true, because it's the opposite. People behind the camera carry on in television forever. Because no one gets bored with their stupid faces. Thanks a good know, everyone. Yeah, it's true. If you're up front, people think, I've seen him now. But they don't know who the director is or whatever. Right.

It's great. I advise you to go. You think I need to switch to being behind camera? That's what would be your takeaway. That's your review. The only TV advice I ever give to anyone is learn a way of dealing with the fact that someone who knows less about comedy than you

will tell you how to do comedy. Right. Yeah. Love it. And if you do do that, you'll just get really a reputation for being difficult and unpleasant. Trust me on that.

Frank, would you like to hear from the outside world? Yes. How about Bob? Frank, you were discussing photographers who try and take a picture through the window of a moving prison van. Do you want to just quickly film? I'm sure, I'm sure, Mags, have you ever seen that phenomenon?

It's a vivid picture for sure. Yes. So there's someone like a notorious, well, they're only accused at this stage, but it's sort of high profile. And there's generally middle-aged working class women punching the side of the van. But there's people with cameras running with it in one hand,

just flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, and often. And often women will bang and say, murderer. But what I don't understand is they're never holding their phones, though. It's always men who run at the side. You can't run in heels. And women can't wear anything except heels. But they don't hold their phone. They seem to be holding a phone from the 60s. It's like they bought it when murder was still quite, you know, rare.

And was still quite a big deal. They bought that camera. And they've been using the same camera ever since. It's not even like digital. No, really? They're in a dart room. No, it's very... Developing. It's very last used for Ruth Ellis. It's got that.

Right, okay, okay, okay. All black and white. Anyway, Bob continues. Your comment about this reminded me of another pointless endeavour. The bloke who shouts stuff outside Downing Street. Are you going to resign, Minister? Oh, yeah, that...

Always greeted with a smile and a wave. That's Dave from Coventry. And that's Dave from Coventry, sorry. What Bob sent in, Bob sent in a suggestion for your line-of-duty pencils. Okay. Because the makers want to send you some pencils. Again, Mags, I found some line-of-duty pencils in a charity shop with things on the side like, what was the bent copper one?

Oh yeah, it was DC-12, which is the organisation, the internal organisation, that sort of deals with corruption and I can't remember the bank copper. There's one was I can't stand a bent copper or something like that. So they've offered this pencil company who create these have offered to make some for Frank.

He just needs to, maybe you could help him, Mags, he needs to decide what he wants on it. This is pressure. Bob is suggesting sit down we've all seen you. Yeah. They won't be able to do, they weren't a local dialect.

They won't have the font. One of the font. For real. What font is it? What local dialects? I'm guessing. Well, for the Daleks, I remember the E used to be like a V with a stick in the middle of it. Oh.

Yeah. Darlex had their own font in the comics. Did they? I've never seen anyone else with that font. Who sat down and came up with that? I don't know. What a sad little life. Oh, I'd like to meet that man and shake his hand.

He is a man, isn't it? He'll be a man. He's a man for sure. I've no doubt you already have, Frank. I might have, actually. I met a man who used to record the original Doctor Who's on a tape recorder straight from the television set. Oh.

And because loads of episodes were destroyed by the BBC, they used his recordings to recreate. Wow. Do you like Doctor Who, Mags? No. I was going to go sort of... Well, I don't not like it. I just haven't liked it.

Yeah. I'm sort of neutral on it. Okay. I watched one episode when I was like 11, the one with the angels that if you look away, they kill you. And they come towards you, yeah. And now I was like, this is too much for me. Yeah.

Yeah. Not enough one direction in there in Dr. Hoofe for liking at that age. Oh, you're one dear? Oh, yeah. I was absolutely. Okay. Um... Are you okay with that, Frank?

I'm fine with that. Okay. Just FYI, also we've had some news in. Our photo from the Oliver premiere is currently for sale through Getty Images. Priced £175, too. Who buys those photos? Who will buy these wonderful photos? Yeah. Old man photo, old man photo for sale.

With menopausal woman. The photos are priced, 175. to 499. Now, this is from T.J. Yeager in Trinidad, has seen this. What? T.J's comment after the price, which is F. Y, Mags, just that figure again for you, £175 to £499. And this is just for the, like, to download it onto your computer.

It's Frank and I at the premiere. Do you get a hard copy for that? Oh, God, I don't know what I'm saying. TJ says, my-o-mai. What does that my-o-mai mean at the price? I think he means it's too expensive. But I want to know, do I get, you know, you know those do not bend? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're getting a do not bend.

Do I get one of those with the hard copy photos suitable for framing? And a little fridge magnet. You think you get like at the end of like Cadbury's world? Well, like snappy snaps, you get coasters with it on. Hillows. Yeah, key ring. Imagine that. I don't know if we tried to sell the merch.

I'll buy it. I always used to think with those photo agencies because my dad used to read the racing post which was a horse racing thing and it used to say and Flower of Scotland is running at Kempton Park today and it would have a picture just like a headshot of this horse

and I used to think they must phone up the photo agency so have you got a picture of Flower of Scotland and the horse and they go what colour is it brown yeah we got one of those we'll send that

that'll be 150 good just had three horse pictures white black and brown that was my theory anyway

I don't think anyone will be purchasing no I don't think I'll purchase it to be honest no disrespect well if we're not going to purchase it

I think that's it it might be nice you know when they have those frame pictures on the coffee might be a nice one if we die together. What a thing to say. Well, you know.

Sorry. Anything else from outside world? Or shall we, shall I start seeing you again? Well, I don't know what to say at this point. Come on. Okay. Maybe I'll have it on my coffin. Okay.

I love your family going, I'd rather unexpected request. I would really confuse people. Oh much was it Of course then, by then 470 quid I'll be a stamp Yeah, so true

Good political point Thank you very much Lovely bit of material Yeah Went a bit Ben Elton Who's the big political I suppose all comedians Who is the political comedian now guys

Um Matt Ford Matt Ford He does politics Yeah, but I don't think of him as he's not... He does more of an overview. He doesn't have a political message so much. As I always say, he's the only political comedian I have ever seen

who doesn't have one hand for holding the mic and the other one for patting himself on the back. He just does it like someone who's interested in politics. Yeah, yeah. Yes, who does sit in the political chair? I don't know. I don't know. I thought they all do now.

Do they? Do you do it? Do I do... No, I do political chair. That's not what my people want. My people? Who are you, Kim Jong-oo? I want no jokes. That's what they've come from. My people?

I've tried to change. They won't let me change. That's the deal. I accept that. Move on. Anyway, I've got a bit of paper now I'm going to read from in case you, this hasn't, I didn't find this in a buckle on the beach this morning. I mean, Mags is looking worriedly at what is basically a torn piece of paper. Yeah, I'm wondering what's going to happen.

With schoolgirl handwriting on it. Someone's passed you a love letter. Yeah, it needs a heart drawn on it in a pink bireau. The next episode of Frank Skinner's Radio Days, the best bits from the radio show, is out tomorrow, Saturday. This time, is it still 2009? yeah thanks 2009 it's set in this time

the texting on the show is phrases we use that are a bit out of date well they're going to be more out of date now obviously I imagine I do remember one actually I'll always remember

I'll never forget it it was Arkeith Frank's brother is called Arkeith and we love Arkeith and Arkeith used to say instead of let's see what's on the TV say let's go and see what's on the Gogglebox yeah but no goggle box of course, has come back.

He's brought it back. Yes, it's true. Anyway, check that out. I'm sure it will be retrospectively hilarious. No doubt. Mags, thank you so much for joining us. Why don't you come on our next podcast? Yes, I will.

What about that? You've passed. Thank you. It's Frank off the radio. Frank off the radio. Frank off the radio. It's the Frankskinner podcast, don't you know? Thanks for listening to the podcast.

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