The Fumblerooski Podcast - A Tier Above -Ep 448 The Fumblerooski Podcast
Episode Date: May 5, 2026On today's episode, we take a look at what teams need a rebrand and whose uniforms are perfect. TIER LIST TIME. Chris Costich, Justin Tucker, and CJ Medeiros talk all this and more!...
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On today's episode of the Fumble Ruski podcast, we'll be going over teams that need a rebrand.
We've already had five teams so far this offseason that have rebranded a lot of teams, more than I can really think of in a given year, given off season.
But what are some other teams that should rebrand?
Maybe in the next five years, a rebrand now join in on the trend that's going on.
All that more.
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Uh slow news day obviously
As you can tell from the open
That's why we're
Well this is kind of something that we talked about
Right around probably when the Titans rebranded
Or in the midst of everybody doing a rebrand
and we're saying, you know what,
once we get out of draft season,
let's take a look at teams that actually need a rebrand, right?
Because like, take the Rams and the Ravens, for example.
They didn't necessarily need a rebrand.
Like the Rams probably didn't need one.
The Ravens, I don't think, really did.
But, like, the rebrand that they did still was kind of cool.
And we kind of had that discussion.
I mean, purple and black, it's kind of hard to really fuck that up.
Unless you had some.
some yellow mustard pants.
People don't like that.
People want them back in Ravens culture.
I don't know why.
I kind of like them and like it's so bad,
it's good type of thing.
But no,
I'm not sure they'll ever make a comeback fat.
What?
Kind of like the Steelers,
bumblebee unis or no,
they had a different uniform
or alternate retro that was disgusting.
Yeah.
Yes.
I didn't mind the bulbby's.
You know,
the bulbby uniforms,
themselves weren't bad.
It was the white boxes around the numerals.
That was dissing.
Yeah, that's the one I'm thinking of.
Or yeah, that's what I'm thinking of.
Yeah.
All right.
Well,
before we get going,
good weekend for you guys.
Solid.
Solid weekend for me.
Eh,
no,
this is fine.
Nothing really ever happens,
but nothing ever does.
True.
Let's hit some general NFL news while we're at it.
the few amount of news stories that there are right now.
Mahomes on track to participate in OTAs.
How has modern medicine really made it so that someone recovering from the injury he just transpired
can get back to OTAs ahead of schedule like this?
Or is he on schedule?
I would assume this is on schedule.
I don't know why you guys think that it's going to take him a whole damn year to
to recover from an ACL tear. I mean,
Chris, if I have to explain this one more time, I swear to God, it's because it wasn't just an ACL tear.
If I have to say it again, I will cry myself to sleep here.
He had several other things wrong than just an ACL tear.
But the fact that he's up and going right now is a good sign for the Chiefs.
And they need all the help they can get right now.
So the fact that he's up and moving about and actually might be able to participate is a good sign.
is a good sign for him and good sign for chiefs and a bad sign for everybody else in the AFC.
So, yeah, good on him.
I'm happy for him.
Yeah, OTAs still aren't.
The chiefs are scheduled to have their first three OTAs, May 26 to 28th.
And, you know, he's going to be participating in this, even if it's in a limited capacity, to say the least.
Well, that was going to be always going to ask because there's different levels of participation.
Is he going to be wearing the red non-contact jersey?
Is he going to be limited?
Is he going to be full force?
And look, what do we say about the OTAs in the off season?
What is it?
Everybody looks good in shorts.
Everyone plays good in a t-shirt.
But what happens when it's the shelves?
What happens when we're looking at padded full contact practice?
You know, like I said, there's levels to this.
And another thing that I think we have to consider,
and I need you all to walk with me here,
they say he's on track, but, you know, smoke screens are very real.
And even if they think he's on track, you and I and you as well, I don't even know why I said you and I.
I was mostly just talking to listeners, but you two as well, we all know good and damn well.
Teams, maybe not the Chiefs, but teams are known to rush players back, you know, and I'm not
going to say the Chief's championship window is closing, but it's no longer wide open.
They're deep in cap hell.
At this point, you're just hoping that your rookies pan out.
The defense, I would actually argue, got worse, like I said, unless the rookies pan out.
You really only have one tackle.
Kelsey, this is his last ride here.
You know, obviously, as long as you have Mahomes, you should be fine.
But for the love of God, Chiefs, you don't rush him back, because if you rush
him back and can you get started again, your feeters looking bleak.
Basically, Kansas City, you better hope this is real.
Don't do anything stupid.
This is what Andy, some other things that Reed had to say.
He's in a good position to be able to do some things.
If he can do some things, he'll do it.
Phase two of the offseason program, remember, there's no contact.
There's no offense versus defense.
It's phase three that you get into that.
He's in a position where he can do everything, I think.
end quote.
We'll see, I guess.
I don't know.
I'm not there.
I don't know the guy,
but yeah,
we'll see.
We'll see.
Other news,
Colts declined the fifth year option for Anthony Richardson.
There's another team that declined a fifth year option.
I'm blanking on who it was.
New York Giants, Deontay Banks.
That's right.
Thank you.
Not as,
I guess not as big as this would be.
Of course,
with Anthony Richardson basically said to be the starting quarterback.
for the Colts, either him or Riley Leonard come week one.
So we'll see how that plays out.
But I mean, this is essentially the Colts being like, hey, this is, if you're like,
there's a chance you're going to be the starter.
Prove it.
Prove that.
You should be here.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Now you go, Tucker.
Sorry.
It's, I'm not sure if his door is all the way shut yet.
It might be a crack open.
The reason I say there may be a crack open just due to the cluster fuck that is the Indianapolis Colts quarterback room.
I mean, everyone thinks Daniel Jones is the guy, but he's now trying to recover from an injury that he sustained during the season.
Riley Leonard had his moments, but do you really think he's the guy?
The jury's still out, but he has potential, but I'm not sure if they see him as that.
because if they did, they wouldn't have gotten Daniel Jones.
And then there's Anthony Richardson.
The prodigal son who was supposed to be the guy that they didn't develop in any way, shape, or form.
Even though he had raw moments, he had even more bad decision making.
He wasn't able to progress beyond what he was his second season.
And they didn't do anything to facilitate that, forcing him to start when he had no business start.
and now they find themselves in this position where they don't really have a franchise quarterback
due to the mishandling of Anthony Richardson.
So all in all, I blame nobody but the Colts for this situation.
I think Anthony Richardson could have been something just based off his potential.
But he was raw, like CJ said when he was coming out, he was too raw to be a starter
year one.
They tried to make him a starter.
He wasn't that.
and then he wasn't prepared to be the start of year one,
and then it just went downhill from there.
And so, oh, no, I still think there is a potential for him to start,
but he has to make up, like, he has to make up for everything that's happened
the years prior and see any development,
because I'm not sure what's going on in that Colts quarterback home right now,
but it doesn't look good.
Anything else?
Well, the Colts totally screwed him.
Screwed him up.
That's the unvarnished and unavoidable truth.
I think this is something we can all agree on.
He should not, even if you insisted upon drafting him as early as you did,
he was a top ten pick.
He might have been like top five.
I don't know.
I think he might have been somewhere between four and seven,
somewhere in that ballpark.
But the thing is that he never should have started right away.
I remember their GM Ballard said that he didn't want Richardson to start.
They were going to sit and develop him for a year or two because he had all the traits.
You know, he's very fast.
He's got to rocket arm.
But, you know, he's got to learn the playbook.
He's got to develop his skills.
And for the record, I know a lot of people who are Gators fans of the university.
and, you know, like the University of Florida,
even they said Anthony Richardson is not ready.
And if you got a college football fan
trashing their own player going in the first round
and saying he's not ready, I don't know how good he's going to be,
you know there's a problem because usually they're very delusional.
No offense, college fans, I love you.
But it was their old owner, Jim Mersey, who said,
no, we want to see him this year.
And he kind of forced their hand,
and now Anthony Richardson's ruined.
But even still, I just was never a thing.
And there's no guarantee that he was ever going to pan out because he was the Projects
project.
And if Anthony Richardson should know anything coming into this year, I would say, dude, this
is it.
You want to prove you belong in the NFL?
It's literally now or never.
This is sink or swim.
This is do or die.
You should, emphasis on,
should beat out Riley Leonard for the starting job.
If you are not crowned week one starter,
I don't know what to tell you.
Then you're probably just cooked.
Unless some team wants to use you as a tight end
because I saw something about Green Bay
maybe being interested in him and doing that or something.
Or wasn't the Vikings,
some NFC North team wanted to do that.
I don't know.
However, if he does win, then you have to show some kind of promise because Daniel Jones turned it around in indie.
Is he a one year wonder?
Will the injury be too much for him to come back from?
We'll see.
But he showed that it can be done and you can find salvation with that roster.
And they have Alec Pierce back.
So you got a deep threat.
You know, he loves chucking it deep.
chuck it deep.
But let me inform you
something, all right? It's just
a feeling I get.
If he
does not turn it around and
show any sign of
anything remotely good,
I think his career's over.
And there's another layer
to this as well.
This is something that also doesn't get talked about enough
when we talk about why Anthony Richardson's
a bus. He's injury
pro.
It's like every time he's named the starter, he gets hurt.
And hell, even like last year he broke an orbital bone, poor guy.
You know, in a freak accident.
Like, it's just bad luck all around.
So not only does he have to play well, the second layer of this is he has to stay healthy.
So it's a multifaceted equation that he's going to have to solve in order to save his career.
No pressure anything, man.
And for his sake, I do hope it works.
out because he genuinely seems like a good dude.
But worse things have happened on nicer people in the league.
That is very true.
That is very true.
All right.
Anything else in terms of general news before we move on?
Nope.
It's just been a dry week in the NFL.
Yeah, we're deep to the offseason.
Get used to it, kids.
True, true.
Yeah.
Teams that need a rebrand,
whether it be a logo change, whether it be just get some damn new uniforms.
I can't know what to hear everyone's opinions on these.
I kind of will see where we're going on this.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
This is going to be fun.
And wait.
First ever Fumblerski tier list, if I'm not mistaken, as well.
Yeah, it would be right.
So I've already kind of went ahead and put in the teams that have rebranded in the last five years already.
And I would put some of these teams in rebrand now still.
Absolutely.
But I'd still put on the list who did the rebrand real quick.
The commanders, Falcons, Rams, the Titans, the Ravens, the Cardinals, Broncos, Jets,
and the Lions have all rebranded within the last five years.
At least half of these teams I could see go to rebrand now.
And the Texan.
The Cardinals.
Texans, well, though.
I would say Cardinals need another rebrand.
The Falcons totally do.
The Rams just got to change the logo, but, you know, I kid.
No, no, no, I just meant like, we can't touch these teams if they just rebranded.
Yeah, true.
The Houston rebrand is clean.
So is Denver's, though.
Baltimore's too.
Yeah, I still, I like how the Broncos kind of went, like stuck with the orange jerseys
and whatnot, but I would like them to wear the blues a little bit.
more, but that's just me.
Oh, yeah, like the Navy ones, right?
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Let's kind of go through the list here.
I kind of want to just knock out the perfects real quick.
I'd say the Packers.
It's Packers and Bears because they're just old school.
Like, you don't.
I'm just going to say it.
I'm just going to say it.
I think the Bears need a rebrand.
Hear me out.
I'm going to be honest.
I feel like a lot of people,
this isn't just in uniforms, this isn't life, think old school and old equals good. It does not.
Classic does not always equal great. And the bear's uniforms to this day do absolutely nothing for me.
Like the bear logo itself is cool, but I don't know. Do something different with the numbers.
like do some with the shoulder stripes do something here i don't know i think they're one of the
cleaner i think you need in the league to be honest i just they've never done anything for me i just
don't know tuck i don't i wouldn't say the green bay packers are always perfect because
sometimes they'll come out with a rendition of a jersey or a design of something i'm like what
Oh, yeah.
I'm more saying,
like,
throwback,
throwback with the weird helmet
is supposed to be old school.
That was Garbaugh.
Yeah.
I'm one.
Looky,
I did like the one
they did with the Panthers.
I like that helmet.
But again,
that's just me being,
when they faced against the Panthers,
I like that uniforms,
but I was talking about
way back when in like 2014
when they were wearing certain things.
Oh,
is that the one where it's like a blue uniform
that like the yellow dot in the middle
with the number?
Yes.
That was hideous.
that was hideous
and whoever designed that should
I don't know
they should be beaten with sticks
all right
who else is perfect
all right hear me out
I think the Vikings are perfect
I don't think they really need to change their unis
I agree with that
yes I haven't seen like a bad uniform
from the unit also
if you want to go a true classic
right
chargers
huh
charges are
Perfect.
Same.
Yeah.
Now, if you want to go classic for perfect, bro, Raiders, silver and black.
That's clean.
Oh, yeah.
That will never change.
For the end of time, that's just clean.
Even like the old school, like 70s where it's the grade number.
Like that kind of pissing me off sometimes just as like a broadcasting, like a broadcaster standpoint.
But outside of that, clean as hell.
Mm-hmm.
Um, I would say, I really love the bangles.
Yeah, I do too.
Especially the new ones with the stripes on the shoulders.
That's clean.
I love that.
I like how just everything is more just like the stripes in general.
Yep.
All right.
Let's, uh, all right, let's, uh, not try to focus on who's perfect.
Let's just knock out the rest of the list.
as it comes up.
Can we do that?
Let's,
all,
yeah,
let's just go through as,
like we see.
So let's go Saints.
I feel like the Saints
could be 50-50.
I don't,
I don't really see a problem with them.
Me neither.
They don't really have to change,
but yeah,
I would put it in 50-50.
Dolphins.
Now.
I,
yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to say yes.
Yeah.
Because their 80s
uniforms are just the alternates
that they wear.
Like,
a throwback alternates are a million times better than what they have now.
See, the thing is, I'm torn because I like their new color scheme over the old one.
I like the more teal.
I like the lighter blue over the darker.
But the design and numerals of the old are superior.
Mash that together, and I think you got a winner.
I'm good with that.
Let's go.
rebrand now.
Yeah.
New York Giants.
All right.
For the Giants,
I like their throwback uniforms.
You know, the one where it says
Giants, like on the side.
The darker blue.
Perfect.
I love that.
I don't have any problem with their uniforms.
The regular ones, their white ones,
the alternate ones, I don't
have a problem with it.
They can go on.
They could incorporate.
like a more of a red outline.
I know all the Giants fans want it
and perfect. I personally would put it and give it
10 years. I was going to
say like maybe 50-50, give it
10 years because like... Yeah, either way.
I'll throw it in the give it 10 years
because like those 80s and
90s uniforms are still so much better than
what they are now.
And yeah.
Tampa Bay. Perfect.
Yes.
Yeah. Although I do have a hot take.
I really don't like the creamicle jerseys.
I just don't.
I never have.
And the thing is, public perception of the creamicle has only become positive in recent memory.
Because in the 2010s, people hated them.
And they were seen as silly.
Hell, total pro sports back in the day did a video about the worst NFL jerseys.
And the creams were on there.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, because when they brought back the cream schools, they were ass.
and when they were in the cream schools, they were ass.
And now they're good.
So I don't care.
I mean, ass is it.
We cool up and now everyone likes them now.
I like them when I was a child.
I liked them now as a young adult.
Same.
49ers.
Low key.
They're kind of perfect.
Yeah, I can't hate too much on those Niners unies.
Those are one of those teams that's just like you can never, like, they will never change
they're like Packers, Bears, Raiders, 49ers.
Those are four teams right there that will never change their uniform.
And I will not bad an eye about it.
Eagles.
50, 50.
Because I could see it in the future.
As long as they keep the helmet, I think they're solid because the helmet's really good.
I'm not going to.
I really like the gang green alternate unions.
I think that's kind of.
Oh, the Kelly Greens?
Those are, yeah, those are great.
I should have Mike from squawking eagles on here.
I'll tell you all about them.
They really are nice.
Yeah, every time the Eagles wear the Kelly Greens, I'm like, just make those the permanence.
Steelers.
I don't know.
I know they've had them forever, but...
Here's the issue.
The numbers could be different.
For the most part, even though I can't stand them, I could see them going in perfect.
However, they'll have some unique knees, like last.
year were what are they wearing yeah i can't recall what game it was but it was a sunday night
football where they had a bumblebee style thing and then they had like you guys know what i'm like
no yeah no no they they have some interesting alternates over the years the yellow helmet i
liked when they had that um yeah that was good unfortunately the all black was good or is always good
um i the thing is
whenever they wear the retros,
they're like 70s uniforms,
which not much of a difference outside of like the numbers being a hell of a lot more bold.
I kind of like that a lot more.
I'm not a fan of their current numbers and the number of fun,
the numerals they got there.
I don't like them.
I do like their 70s numbers way better.
Yeah.
So.
Yeah, sure.
For the numbers along.
Yeah.
The bills.
This is one that like,
the bills are one of those that's like,
I like it, but I still would like it if they did this.
Like the red helmets for, like, just the 90s uniforms, for example.
I would love if the bills just went back to the 90s uniforms because I don't know.
I just like the color red in general.
I love the color red, but like red helmets.
I would give it 10 years personally.
I would give it 10 years personally.
Yeah.
because I think their uniforms are fine.
They're not in any dire need of a change.
But the bills always have those uniforms where I don't hate them,
but they don't really wow me either.
Yeah.
I feel like that will end up just getting the red helmets as permit in 10 years.
It's kind of just part of the rotation, right?
Like they started out with white,
and then they went to red and then they went to blue.
Now they're back to white.
I mean,
to just either go back to blue or go back to red, which I hope they just go back to red.
Seahawks.
Hmm.
I don't personally have a problem with their uniforms.
I think they're good.
I would do 50-50.
They're by no means perfect, but we could make some tweaks.
Yeah.
Like their throwbacks are always good, although hot take, I don't like their throwback logo.
The eye on the old Seahawk looks very weird.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like those throwback unis.
Although don't go back to the neon green traffic worker vest unis.
Those are, no, no, no, we're going to leave those.
They can stay in the past, we don't.
Yeah.
I didn't mind when they wore them with like the blue pants.
Yeah, but see, but then that's just a clash.
It clashes.
Not really.
It doesn't clash too bad.
Well, everything's going to clash with neon green.
Well, when you look like a highlighter, that's what's going to happen.
Yeah, obviously, like I'm not asking for them.
to bring the green pants and the green socks back,
or just the colorish uniforms back in general.
I didn't have the problem with all green uniforms.
Yeah.
When they went up against the Rams in 2016,
like Jericho's first time starting,
I remember those green unis,
and I remember Richard Sherman putting a hit out on Jericho.
I was like, damn what I hit.
And those unis like pop out to me,
so I was like I had no problem with them.
Yeah.
Patriots.
Rebrand now.
As a fan, yeah, we got to rebrand now.
I mean, the current ones, they serve their purpose.
Although, to be fair, the current uniforms, I'll be honest with you.
I like them with the silver pants.
The all blue is not my favorite look.
Silver pants is fine.
Keep the silver pants, but I wouldn't mind if they adopted the 90s uniforms with our current color scheme.
That's what I've been saying.
Also, but the numbers, too, I have a love, hate relationship with those numbers.
because the number font itself,
I really like it.
But just make them bigger,
get rid of the stripes on the torso,
and chef's kiss.
Also make Pat Patriot our old logo again,
for the love of Christ.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
I mean,
just like,
yeah,
incorporate more just like the 90s look in general.
And,
I mean,
I like that they listen to the fans
and was like,
all right, let's bring the silver pants back.
And like the silver pants are part of like the main home uniform and shit.
Like half the year they're wearing the silver pants or 75% of the year they're wearing them on the road as well.
So I like how they finally listen to the fans in that regard.
But all around.
Like even when because the Patriots uniform now is what the color rush uniform was.
And when they made the rebrand in 2020 after Brady left, I was like, are you shitting me?
We're just using the color rush uniforms as the new uniform.
like what the fuck.
Sounds like a Belichick decision.
Right.
It almost sounded like a Belichick decision.
And I wasn't even really like the biggest fan of the color rush unies then.
The only thing I liked about it was that we wore them like two times a year.
Well, the same on the shoulders were cool.
Yeah.
But all around, like they should have never been.
They should have never been the permanent uni.
Oh, the Browns.
Rebrand now.
but to what like i don't
don't know just rebrand because well it's not perfect
i just the problem is every time the browns make a tweak to their uniforms
it's still terrible like i don't know what or at least get a new logo
make that alternate you know when they got the dog right with the collar
make that your permit put that on the helmet and
it will make you at least not good but reasonable to look at
I say rebrand now.
In general, they're kind of screwed.
Yeah, the color palette doesn't give them much for the imagination.
I'd say rebrand now, and I don't just mean the uniforms.
I mean the entire organization.
Yeah.
I'm more in 50-50 land, but since I'm outnumbered on the rebrand now, so I'll throw them out there.
Thank you.
Kansas City.
My take in terms of 50-50, at the very least, though, is like it's brown and orange.
You're not working with a good color.
scheme and to be honest like
the Brown's uniforms now aren't
even that bad they basically reverted
back to like
the early 2000s
yeah I would say change the helmet
though like you gotta
like just the logo
in general that counts
yeah but I will say
that there definitely is
a lot of
a lot of promise I mean look at
the retro alternates the all whites
like those are sick like those are really nice
Yeah, those are cool.
However, I do have an opinion about the Browns and their design that some people might really hate.
The elf is very stupid.
I don't know.
You can't disrespect it.
It's cool.
It's retro.
It's like, once again, you're confusing the words retro and good.
These terms are not interchangeable.
They are not synonyms.
They, the elf is ridiculous.
I like the elf if you're going to throw on like a t-shirt or a sweatshirt, but I would not, if I were a Browns fan, I would not wear that myself, but I understand what you mean.
The Chiefs.
Honestly, I think these are fine.
Yeah, I was either, I was in between perfect and give it 10 years because I feel like that they'll end up rebranding in 10 years.
But this is another one that, like, they've had basically the same uniform or basically the same uniform.
since the 60s.
Yeah, so it doesn't matter where you put them.
They kind of think.
Yeah.
I'll just keep it in perfect just because
with that thought in mind.
Same thing, and same thing with the Cowboys.
Like, the Cowboys are, like,
everyone sits on the Cowboys, they're perfect.
Yeah, the uniforms are nice.
Yeah, they're, yeah.
The Panthers.
Now, this is a team that has had
the same uniforms for their entire.
existence.
It hasn't been that long either.
Yeah, exactly.
It hasn't been that long either.
And I mean, compared to like the Texans and the Jaguars who were around for damn near the same amount of time as the Panthers, not the Texans, obviously, but just stay with me.
Like the Panthers uniforms have been great.
Like they started out great.
They're still great.
And the add-ons, the alternates they've had along with it, the lightbulb.
the light blue
unis, the all black,
the all black helmet,
like everything that they've been able to do around it
has been perfect,
which is why I foresee it being changed in 10 years.
I could see it being changed in 10 years.
I also can see that.
Yeah.
They've had for a while they're due for change.
Yeah, not that I'm saying that they should,
but.
Yeah, I could see them trying to change
to spice things up and it goes horribly wrong.
Yeah.
Because Panthers.
Yep.
The Colts.
Colts?
I wouldn't.
They're kind of...
I mean, they're another one where their uniforms are old, but they also don't do anything for me.
My issue is, like, the game they played with the 49ers, those unies, like, did nothing for me.
The black ones, or...
Like, the blue and black ones with the black helmet.
Yeah.
I mean, I like...
the helmet, but
I mean, the black helmet
I think is cool, but
the rest of it, just that dark
of a blue and the black, they just kind of clash.
I'll go 50-50 personally,
because their other one doesn't excite me at it.
They look very similar to the giants.
Yeah, I would probably throw it 50-50 as well,
maybe perfect as well,
just because, you know, they,
you don't really need to change them.
But,
low-key, the Jaguars rebrand now.
Just bring back their uniform.
years.
Just bring back the old uniforms.
You already did it with the Aqua one.
Just bring the rest of it back.
Yeah, I was about to say the Jaguars have rebranded like a million times in just the last
10 years in general.
Yeah, they should have never left the 90s.
They should have stuck with the 90s.
I mean, maybe if you want to say they're right to change it in like the 2000s fine.
But now we're at the point where like you fed us the alternate throwbacks from the
90s. Now give it to us first.
Now give it to us permanently.
Yeah. I'm fine with that.
Especially with how it looks now.
It just pops up more and it's better.
It's damn sure better than the gradient uniforms
they have. Yeah. Anything's better
than the gradients, that's for sure.
Oh, yeah. The two-tode
are one of the worst designs.
Probably even the history of the league.
Yeah. All right.
So that's what we got.
I don't mind this list.
I think it's a good list.
I like it.
This is good.
We got to do more tier lists in the future.
Yeah.
I like it.
All right.
Let's move on to some Immaculate Grits on the show.
Oh, nice.
Yes.
Wait for it.
All righty.
We got the Pat's Jets, Pat's Texans, Pat's commies,
Chargers Jets, Chargers Texans, Chargers Commies,
and a jet, a Texan, a commander,
for 3,000 yards
and a season.
Okay.
All right.
C.J. Strow would be the most obvious one for
passing yards.
Stroud and Matt Schaub.
Yeah.
Deshawn Watson, too.
Yep.
Yep.
Those are the three most obvious right there.
Did David Carr ever crack 3K?
He had to have.
I don't know.
He had to have cracked 3,000.
I'm not sure he did.
12%.
Yeah, well, they really only have not a lot.
Yeah, exactly.
At that point, you're hoping that fucking T.J. Yates.
Or Davis Mills.
Yeah, that's called to recent.
For which one?
No, I was just saying in general.
Oh, yeah, right?
I don't know if what, what yours fits you there again?
I don't.
Ooh, it was earlier, like, before 2014.
Yeah.
All right.
The Jets.
Ryan Fitzpatrick.
Yeah.
Ken Anderson?
No, no, Chad Pallington.
Did Boomer Ossison do it when he was with the Jets?
Because I know he was there after him with the Bengals.
I was thinking if we're going to go late,
it's either got to be Ken Anderson or Boomer, yeah.
Okay, boom.
Yeah.
Do you all go Ken Anderson?
Yeah, let's go Ken Anderson.
What?
Okay, then.
All right.
Boomer Seison?
Ken Anderson never threw for 3,000 yards with the Jets.
Christ, the Jets are cursed.
That's my only takeaway.
1% for Boomer.
That's crazy.
Disrespectful.
Very.
All right.
Commanders.
I, like, don't even want to throw out Joe Thysman,
because of Ken Anderson, like, no disrespect to Thaisman, but like, how can I?
Whatever.
Anyway.
Jason Campbell?
Jason Campbell would definitely be one.
Rex Grossman.
Yeah, I could see that.
It will forget he was on that Redskins team in the late 2010 or early 2010s.
Actually, I really like the Rex Grossman pick.
You should send it.
All right.
1%, nice.
I do want to do this.
Chris, since we're Pat's fans, you want to.
Yeah, you guys would have to do that.
Patriots Texans, I have an insane poll for you here.
Okay.
Do you remember 2017?
Wait.
Yes.
His name was Johnson Batamosi?
No.
B, A, yeah, that's him.
0.06%.
Golly, man.
Dude, 2017.
He was, like, actually solid.
He was a special teamer, but he didn't make some solid plays.
He never got a pick.
I wanted him get a pick.
he never did.
Yeah.
All right.
Pat's Jets.
Chris Hogan played for the Jets at one point.
Broke my heart.
Very limited playing time, but he saw on the field.
I don't remember Chris Hogan being on the Jets, but 2%.
Pat's comedy is obviously the most obvious.
Antonio Gibson, just because it's worth.
Dietrich Wise, Jonathan Jones.
Yeah.
Dimeier Bird?
because Bird was on the commies, right?
We can always revert back to Demir Bird.
We will remember Demer Bird's 2020 season.
What?
You guys are killing me.
Well, I don't give you offering anything, Justin M.
I'm thinking about this is Patriot stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've practically to carry you through the Ravens last.
time so don't even
fucking demere bird
oh
he must not have made the team
shit
I must not of
yeah
sockage
just suckage
I get I'll just go
I'll just go
what about a
Dietrich wise
yeah let's just do
Dietrich wise
right fucked
2%
okay
I'll take it
uh
Cromarty
um
um
uh
you know
the Texans L Perriam
Oh, yeah, I like that one.
11%.
We made an H.
All right.
Charger Jets, obviously LTs one, Kromarty's one.
I thought Danny Woodhead, but he didn't play for the Jets.
No.
No.
No, preseason.
Did, oh, what's his name?
Oh, God dang it.
I know he was.
Did Corey Legit ever play?
for the Jets or did he play for the Giants?
I don't even know what that is.
That's a tackle.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, wait, never mind.
No, wait.
Did Trumane Johnson play for the Chargers or the Rams?
He played for NLA team.
He played for the Rams.
God, damn it.
God, the Chargers are such a useless nothing team.
I'm just saying.
Do you guys have?
anything.
No, I got nothing here.
I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to go through my Rolodex,
but Chargers are very bad for me.
Yeah, I feel like...
Mike Williams.
One that I'm forgetting.
Mike Williams would be one.
Is he too recent, though?
You think anybody would notice him?
What about...
Wait a minute.
Last season, the Chargers,
they signed that Jets tight end.
the want a long hair
Conklin
Tyler Conklin
Yeah he's on the Chargers
He was on the Chargers last season
2%
Okay
Chargers commies
I think there was
Did Clinton Portis play for the Jets at one point
Like towards the end of his career
Or not on the Jets we're on the Chargers
Clint
Oh wait Chargers
Chargers
Right
Chargers commies
Chargers commies
Did Clinton Portis still play for the Jets though?
Not that I'm aware of.
Not to my knowledge.
I only saw Broncos and Redskins.
All right, Chargers commies.
It's a bit easy, but what about Taylor Heineke?
That's all I got.
Yeah.
He's kind of obvious.
I mean, we already fucked on this.
So, yeah, Taylor Heineke.
Was it?
Okay.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Could have been worse.
But only five quarterbacks to choose from for the Texans.
That's funny.
Yeah, you're kind of screw that one regardless.
Yeah.
See you're the most obvious.
Yeah.
Sanchez, Jaden, Echler, Perad, L.T., Rivas, Diggs.
Diggs was the most obvious Texan Pat.
How about that?
I would have, if not Bautamose, I would have gone with Rex Burkhead.
Yeah, Alder Hansworth.
Unless Scott Chandler also played there, I don't know.
Yeah.
How do you get 95% for the Texans?
Because there's only...
They were probably picking T.J. Yates.
They were probably picking T.J. Yates.
Texans legend, Tom Savage.
Yeah, Tom Savage, too.
Shit.
Wow.
People most struggled on a Texan rich chargers.
How about that?
How about that?
You know, honestly, we kind of did good, though, I mean, with what we had.
Yeah, I mean, if it wasn't for the Ken Anderson pick, that's on me.
Ken Anderson, fuck us.
Well, either way.
I'll be happy to Johnson Batamosi poll.
That was that 2017, man.
Yeah.
All right.
Now I got to look up Ken Anderson's stats because that is ridiculous.
All right.
Or wait.
Oh
Did I screw the pooch?
Maybe.
Oh, I was thinking of a different
Ken. Oh, no.
Which one were you thinking of him?
Ken Anderson was the quarterback for the Bengals.
I was thinking of a different can.
Oh, no.
Which one were you thinking of?
Well, now I don't know which one I was fucking thinking of.
Whoever was the quarterback in the 80s and 90s.
Was it Ken Riley, whatever his name was?
Or no.
Ken Anderson did the,
throw for 3,000 yards with the Bengals,
but he only played for the Bengals.
He only did it once,
and that was in 1975.
Oh,
fuck.
You were thinking of Ken O'Brien.
Thank you. Kennell Brian.
Fuck.
Oh,
that sucks.
That sucks.
I was like, Kenan, it sounds like,
that doesn't sound like a Jet's
quarterback.
But I didn't know.
But, you know, Chris knows balls.
So I don't question my good friend, Chris.
I was getting the Ken's mixed up.
Fuck.
Bro got his Ken's mixed up.
Ken's are getting mixed up.
No Barbie.
Unfortunately a bar.
Unfortunately a bar.
True.
All right.
Well, that's our, I'm curious what Ken O'Brien would have been percentage-wise now.
That piss.
Or someone else go to the Immaculate Grid for today.
I don't care what it is.
Go to the Immacacacacac Grid.
Throw on Ken O'Brien and the Jets 3,000 passing yards.
I want to know what it would have been.
All right.
I'm doing it right now.
Ken.
All right.
It is 5%.
Damn.
Well, well, what was it?
Well, what was it?
Well, what was it?
Rex Burkhead for New England.
Texans would have been six.
Okay.
Fair.
That pissed me off.
Fuck, Ken O'Brien.
All right.
Well, that's all the schedule content that we have for you today.
We figured out the difference between Ken Anderson and Ken O'Brien.
And hopefully the Jets Pats are what the fuck else we had for rebrands now rebrands within the next year.
Anything else to conclude the show, boys?
Ravens just signed another quarterback to the team, Skylar Thompson.
Yes.
Veteran quarterback, Skyler, Johnson.
Thompson, which means I'm not sure how Diego Pavia is playing right now, but it doesn't sound good.
He, uh, I don't know, maybe, I don't know, maybe he'll come up a little short in the QB race.
Tiske, test.
Wait, do you still have Snoop Huntley or no, talker, Tyler?
Yes, we do.
You have five quarterbacks?
At this moment and time, we have five quarterbacks.
We're not keeping five quarterbacks, but that's what we have.
And it's a kid from Yukon to start.
He's there, you know, or not star, but that third string.
He is third string right now.
Pavia's fourth string.
Well, Pavia runs like Kyler Murray, and I mean that in the meanest way possible.
Honestly, even though Pavia is short, he probably could have eached his way into the six or seventh round if he, you know,
Fix his maturity problem.
Yeah.
Eli Stowers, merchant, but okay.
All right, let's end the show because Harper is starting to kick in for me for some reason.
Ooh, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I just got to take some thumbs.
That'll do it for us today.
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