The Fumblerooski Podcast - Show Some Love -Ep 437 The Fumblerooski Podcast
Episode Date: March 27, 2026On today's episode, a recap of Lavonte David’s amazing 14 year career after he announced his retirement. Where does he rank all time in this generation’s time of Linebackers. Along with this, gene...ral NFL news, an AJ Brown update, and Puka Nacua has lost his damn mind. Chris Costich, CJ Medeiros, and Justin Tucker talk all this and more!
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On today's episode of the Fulmuruski podcast,
just some general NFL news for today.
Levante David announces his retirement after 14 seasons,
an announcement of where Super Bowl 63 will be taking place,
some NFL schedule updates,
and some other news in terms of,
I guess, pertaining to some of the top 10,
a couple top 10 wide receivers in the league.
All that and more.
This is a Fulmorewski podcast.
It may not have always showed it in the stat sheet,
but you can see him making throws when he needs to make the throws.
Back-to-back games where he has three touchdowns.
Someone's got to get that six or seven.
He's an elite wide receiver as a rookie.
Truly a lose-lose scenario for both sides.
Welcome to the Fuller's Rishi podcast by Power 88D,
radio, and Secret Weptain Consulting.
We got CJ, we got suck.
We got myself, Chris in studio for today.
All right.
Happy opening day, of course, as well to all of our MLB fans that are tuning in today as well.
I will most certainly be tuning in to watch the Boston Red Sox take on.
on the Cincinnati Reds later as well.
Well, technically it's not opening day anymore by the time you guys listen to it.
But we're recording on opening day.
So, but yeah, that's really the news in terms of sports world outside of March Madness.
It's a big day, big day for sports.
I love it.
I love it.
We'll see.
We'll see you about our Orioles because the one you're all.
I have expectations.
They did what they did last season.
And I, um,
Yeah, we'll see.
You got Pete Alonzo.
It's all right.
I hope so.
I don't think he'll be the problem.
No.
I don't think so either.
He's going to provide a lot of run support for you.
It's just a matter if your pitchers can do the job.
I knew the moment Felix went down.
We were like, we're fucked.
But whatever.
Yeah.
We're going to start with some general NFL news.
Well, it's really just going to be general for really the entire episode.
For starters, Levanti David announces his retirement after 14 seasons in the NFL.
Long and illustrious career for Levanti David, pretty much spent his entire career in Tampa Bay.
Starting in 2012, started all 16 games.
Every single game that he played in, he started 215 games, 14.7.
exceptions, two pick sixes in terms of the tackling stats,
177 tackles for loss, over 1,700 total tackles.
42 and a half career sacks.
He was a fifth in terms of AP defensive rookie of the year,
three-time APL Pro, two of them being second team.
only made one Pro Bowl, though, but as we know,
Pro Bowl doesn't really freaking matter all that much anymore.
But what a career that he had, including getting a Super Bowl back in 2020.
Incredible career.
Tuck made the, I guess, to start, I guess.
Well, let's just talk about his career.
I mean, incredible stuff.
And definitely one of the better linebackers that,
we've seen in our day. I agree. He just didn't get all the allure and the accolades of like a Luke
Keekley or Bobby Wagner. But when you talk about how good he was in his heyday, I think, in my opinion,
I think he should go into the Hall of Fame despite not having the accolades of Bobby or Luke Keekly.
He played in the same era as them, so of course he wouldn't get all of the same accolades.
But when you look at what he's done and you look at the statistics that he has and you look at the fact that he does have for
Super Bowl, yes, I do believe he's a Hall of Fame at the end of the day, not just by what I've
seen, but based upon what the stats say and what his peer say and how everyone treats him,
yes, I do think he's a Hall of Famer at the end of the day.
I'm not sure he'll get in first ballot.
I'm not sure they'll give him that, but I do believe he'll get in at the end of the day.
I think he's more than deserving of him.
DJ, got anything to add for that?
this is so weird
I think we can agree
that even a second team all-pro selection
is still like an all-pro selection
he has more all-pro selections
than he does Pro Bowl appearances
which if you needed any more proof
that the Pro Bowl means a combined sum
of Jack Diddley and squat
here you go
but yeah one Pro Bowl, one time first team
all-pro, two-time second team all-pro
Super Bowl champ.
He was on the all-ro rookie team in 2012 out of Nebraska and he was drafted.
He has well over 1,500 tackles.
He's got like 42 sacks.
It was pretty good considering the fact he's a past coverage linebacker.
32 force fumbles, 72 pass deflections, 14 picks, three defensive touchdowns.
It's just, I don't think he's going to get in first ballot, but he's consistently been one of the league's elite linebackers.
and he sustained that elite level literally since his rookie year.
He was still a top 10 linebacker last week,
but crying out loud.
And something about Levante David that I really don't think it's talked enough is,
see, look at Luke Keeckley, right?
You mentioned him before.
And what team was he on, the Carolina Panthers?
You know, a team that had MVP Cam Newton,
a team that had an electric running back of Jonathan Stewart,
a team that already had a nasty defense
with guys like Thomas Davis, Josh
Norman, Trey Boston, and Kwan Shore.
The Panthers were like
known, you know what I mean?
And you said Ray Lewis, right? He's another name that you
invoked. I mean, look at the game he was on. He was on the
Ravens. He won a ring, or I think it went like
two rings, I could cry now. Yes, too.
But Levanti
David is getting dragged down from the fact
that he was on the god-awful
like Tampa Bay Buccaneers
with Mike
Glennon and James Winston for all those years and how nobody cared.
That's the thing.
And that's something that we've seen a lot of recently.
Are elite superstar players just getting snub for their accolades because they're not on big
teams.
And this and Tuck, there's actually something you said that I think you're more right than you
realize on this.
You said, well, the players love them.
and the players talk about them,
at what point do we,
you know, that's good,
and I'm glad you're thinking about that.
So I'd like to pose a question to the viewers.
At what point do we say to ourselves,
maybe it should be players,
not current ones, but former,
who should decide who gets into the Hall of Fame
and maybe not these crotchety old sports,
analysts and writers.
Because we're already seeing what that's gotten us.
We, we as NFL fans and the NFL community of fans, players, owners, the media,
we are on the highway to hell.
And by hell, I mean, becoming the MLB.
Where we already saw what happened to Bill Belichick before that.
You saw how they took their grievances out on Terrell Owens, who's like a top three receiver
of all time.
And now there are whispers, oh, Brady might have to wait because,
because, you know, the other ones just, I don't, you know,
because the media just loves to whine and complain.
That's the thing where we're seeing that the media has lost all credibility,
you know?
And it's kind of like the Pro Bowl, you know what I mean?
There.
The people, the media figures, I mean, who vote for these Hall of Famers,
have as much credibility as the Pro Bowl.
And it gets to a point where you know it's bad
when the player's opinions,
especially the former players, right,
the ones of that era,
and the media, when they're on two different planets,
you have a problem.
And these people in the media, you know,
that have never placed a staff in their lives.
Look, it's nice to have an opinion,
but you shouldn't be dictating goes into the Hall of Fame
for the same reason that none of us should be dictating
who goes into the Hall of Fame.
And to those people that say, oh, yeah, well, one time I got snubbed at a press conference,
so I'm going to say, no, Belichick, no, T.O.
You shouldn't get in the Hall of Fame.
You just don't know ball like that.
I'm sorry, you just don't.
Let the players decide because these guys are going to say, oh, but Levanté David, you know,
was he really that good?
It's like, well, God forbid he's loyal, you know, that's the thing, is that he was loyal.
And he did end up putting a ring because the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were wholly irrelevant
until Tom Brady headed south.
So do with that what you will.
I do believe he's a Hall of Famer.
And once again, we got up the players vote on this one.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, no, I mean, I would have to agree with all that.
Extremely underrated.
And, you know, the statistics that he came up with, of course,
really do stack up with some of the best that I've ever done it.
even without all the accolades too
and just the fact that he did it all with the sand team as well
is you have to commend him for that
you have to you have we're out of applause for that
right of applause because let's be real
we don't ever really see that ever anymore
shit look at Mike Evans we thought he was going to be a Tim Bay Buccaneer
for life and then he gets and then he signs with 49ers
it's like you just never see it anymore.
One jersey, there's really no more one jersey guys at this rate, unfortunately.
But, yeah.
Anything else we want to touch on from Levante, David?
Where would you rank him inside of linebackers as far as like his peers?
Because I think he's top five, but the issue is some of his peers are kind of like all-time grades.
So that's where it's like, yeah.
I'm trying to think.
For example, it would include Keeckley, Wagner, Warner, Mosley, and then David.
Warner?
Huh?
Fred Warner.
Oh, Fred Warner.
Yeah.
But, I mean, Fred Warner was really like a late 2010's guy.
I don't know if that's the same.
I don't know.
There's a little overlap.
That's like a six-year overlap.
Yeah, true.
But, yeah, I guess.
I mean, Dave was already a seasoned veteran,
and by the time Warner actually became a star,
because Warner wasn't even a star off the rip.
David was, but I digress.
And I didn't even include Roecon Smith.
No, Rokon Smith is not there than Lovante, David.
I'm sorry.
I know you're a favorite fan, but no, he's not.
He is not by saying he is or isn't.
I just want to know where you guys would rank him,
like, as far as, like,
I mean, I put Wagner, Lewis, and Keekley over him, like, has locks.
If you count, like, Erlacker in that group, then maybe...
No, I don't count Erlacher in that group.
Okay, fair.
I count Wagner, Keekly, Mosley, Warner.
Are you talking about CJ Mosley?
No.
Yes.
No, he's not better than...
I do not.
If you look to be all-time and said,
Would you rather have CJ Mosley or Levanti David?
I'm going Levanti David 10 out of 10 times.
I could go either or.
He hasn't been a Raven for so long.
Why are you still so biased for him, my man?
Yes, even when he wasn't a Raven, he was productive.
He just played on the Jets.
And he also couldn't stay healthy.
There's that.
Yeah.
Again, at their best.
Are you taking Levante David at his best over C.J. Mosley?
Yes.
I agree or disagree.
It's like that's where we're putting him.
I can definitely see Levante David in terms of his position being top 10 all time.
I mean, okay, all time that might be.
You can't really break this down right now, but it's something I'll look into later.
Wait, so what do you got?
Are you saying for our time, like in terms of the time that we've watched football, where we're ranking him?
Yeah, for his generation, I mean, from 2012 to 2024.
You have to at least put him top 10.
I mean, at the time that he is retiring, he was second behind Bobby Wagner in terms of
in terms of active leaders and tackles.
Yeah, I thought, and from the timeline I just presented, I think he's top five.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
I think I would go top five as well.
I probably wouldn't put CJ Mosley over him, but.
But would you put Fred Warner over him?
Potentially.
Potentially.
Warner still has a lot of ball left.
This is one of those wait for the end of,
because if Warner retired right now,
then I'm leaning towards Levante David.
Warner's definitely a wait and see kind of guy.
Yeah.
Because like Warner is just,
I could potentially just make an argument about Fred Warner over Levante David
just because of how much of a physical.
athletic specimen that Fred Warner is.
Yeah, but we're also missing out on another guy.
If he stayed healthy, Darius Shaq Leonard would have been up here.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
What a fall off that was?
He was like a slam dunk top three linebacker in the league, and then he just fizzled out.
Yeah.
It's unfortunate.
Yeah.
All right.
We're going to take a quick break.
When we come back, we'll get into some more general NFL news with
the owner's meetings coming up next week.
This is the Fulmariski podcast.
It may not have always showed it in the stat sheet,
but you can see him making throws when he needs to make the throws.
Back-to-back games where he has three touchdowns.
Someone's got to get that six or seven spot.
He's an elite wide receiver as a rookie.
Truly a lose-lose scenario for both sides.
Welcome back to the Fumblewisky podcast.
Let's get into some more general news here in this NFL offseason.
As mentioned, we'll get into the draft, don't you worry.
We're just waiting for the month that turned to April to start to really get into the draft.
But in terms of some general updates, NFL owners' meetings are coming up next week.
One of the things that they're going to talk about is the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl 63.
According to Adam Schaefter is expected to be played in Las Vegas.
They're going to confirm it next week as a formality, but it,
apparently it feels all but certain that it's going to be in Vegas.
Yeah, according to the tweet, it's a matter of formality, one sort of set.
So going back to Vegas for the first time since, when was the last time they played in Vegas?
2023, I believe.
That was between the,
Was it the 49ers in Kansas City?
Yeah, I believe it was, yeah.
It was.
The most recent one.
The most recent 49ers Kansas City matchup.
Great.
That's fantastic.
Yeah.
But that won't be until February, 2009.
So there you have it.
In terms of NFL schedule updates, they've announced that the NFL season is going to start on Wednesday, instead of Thursday,
Wednesday, September 9th in Seattle.
They haven't figured out who Seattle's playing yet,
but I would assume it would probably be like,
I would have expected them to play the Rams,
but the reason why that they won't play the Rams
because the Rams are going to be playing
against the 49ers in Australia.
That's going to be
on Thursday, September 10th at 535,
Pacific time.
I have it as Eastern Standard Time on the banner there, but it's Pacific time at the...
It's 835.
Yes.
So 835 Eastern.
But it's going to be played at the Melbourne Cricket Ground in Australia.
And due to the 17-hour time difference, they will be taking the field on Friday at 1035 Australian time.
So technically they're playing Friday, but our time, it will really be Thursday.
So yeah, it's going to be interesting to see who they end up having to see Oaks match up against.
I mean, shit, they could fucking match up with the Patriots for all we know.
But, yeah, any thoughts on these schedule updates that came in?
I think it'll be interesting for them to play in Australia.
I think it's coming to be a different looking venue.
I kind of want to see what it will be like to have an Australian fans sharing on.
At a cricket stadium.
Yeah.
I wonder if they'll be like, I thought we were here for cricket.
What the hell is this?
There's a football game going on during my cricket match.
Why are they tackling everyone?
This isn't rugby.
Why are they?
Where are the sticks?
Or the paddles?
Why is the ball of pig skin?
Now I really do want to wait and I want to see.
I really do.
CJ, you got any thoughts?
I have not crazy.
about this time difference. I mean, I know it's going to be whatever, like, like you said,
like 5.35 p.m. Eastern standard time. Pacific. It'll still be 8.30 for us.
But either way, well, you said EST, so. Yeah, I, I screwed it up. You know what? I'll
fix it right now. It's just so. That would be super. Thank you. So look, look, look, ladies and
gents, it gets to a point where, look, if the market's there and the market's there and the
markets there, go for it, but how much are we willing to expand?
And I remember I saw some nonsense about how the future the NFL wants every team to have
a foreign game.
Oh, my God, stop screwing like the real fans over because these people, these foreigners,
they're just smug, you know?
Every time the Super Bowl rolls around, you have some European folks like,
Oi, governor, look at this graphic of more people watch the World Cup than the Super Bowl die do.
And that's how they talk.
It's what they say.
Every year the Super Bowl comes on, the world's like, ha-ha, the Super Bowl's so stupid, the World Cup so much better.
And then the next day, they turn around.
They're just like, oh, my God, we need the NFL in our city.
You need the money.
You know, they want the NFL.
They're like, wow, it's so cool that they're coming over here.
just for them to talk shit on our biggest game.
Like, I can pick a lane, you know?
Because that's the thing.
And I just want to say to these corners that if we really don't care that much,
then why does it get sold out?
Why does every goddamn foreign game we do,
whether it's in South Paulo or when we used to do in Mexico City or the UK or Germany,
why does it always sell out?
You know, I'm just saying.
And, like, you know, if you want to see it great, but, like, you know, you know that, like, every Super Bowl, there's that stupid graphic that gets thrown around about the viewership that the World Cup gets versus the Super Bowl.
It's like, aha, Super Bowl.
And they always love to shit talk us Americans and say, oh, football's not that popular outside of the U.S.
It's like, yet you beg it to come to your country.
Look at you.
Goddamn kangaroo riders.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
I will say, though, Australia, why I will not apologize for is fairy bread looks ridiculous.
I'm just going to keep it a buck.
It is.
It looks ridiculous.
Oh, Tuck's Googling it.
You know what it is, it's a piece of bread that they put butter on and sprinkles.
That's what that is.
No, I'm sorry.
When you eat that, you do not get to criticize American football.
That's just the way it is.
See, Tuck?
Tuck, you thought I was screwing with you.
but see that, it's real.
It's just simple nostalgic treat, apparently.
Nostalgia for who?
Who ate this?
It's nostalgic for their mothers.
Australian people and New Zealand people eat it.
Yeah, well, look, my point is also, I don't know, man.
Look, I got no beef with the people of Australia.
It's just everything in Australia is going to kill you, you know?
Like, they've got giant spiders, giants, spiders, giant.
sharks, giant like hornets, everything there will kill you.
I'm pretty sure even the koalas will kill you if you leave them alone long enough.
You turn your back to them.
They're called drop bears for a reason.
I'm pretty sure they're still, I don't know.
But I'm just saying, you know, like, come on.
Because every time I see a football post, there's always at least one smug European
saying, ha, ha, soccer so much better.
And then that, but they're also saying people that go to these games.
So come on now.
And the reason that I'm so upset about this is because they're screwing over, you know, the actual real fans in the United States.
And look, if the NFL thinks they can make money from it, then by all means.
Like, you want to expand the audience, sure.
But I don't know.
Just don't forget who got you here is all I'm saying.
It just, it just doesn't like these foreign games just don't hold the same like wait anymore for me.
because it's like
it used to be special
because I remember like
what 10
15 years ago
Pat's played the Buccaneers
or something like that in London
and that was like
that was like one of only
what two
three games that were played
in London that year
and that was like
oh this is fucking awesome
like the Patriots are playing London
like da da da
but like since then
like the last
couple of years where the Patriots, I'm just speaking as a Bats fan, of course, but last few years
where the Patriots played in like Germany or London, it's like, Jesus fucking Christ, now I'm
going to wake up early on a Sunday and watch this, and watch my fucking team lose at 9 a.m.
Like, thank you for starting my Sunday off terribly. But obviously, if your team's good, it's different.
But I can't even imagine the Jaguars fans. Like, the London game is probably just like another,
just another game for them at this point.
It doesn't hold any meaning because Jacksonville just plays in London every fucking year.
Yeah.
I mean,
there's that joke about how they're going to be,
you know,
sold to London at some point.
There's always that joke.
But,
oh,
by the way,
before anyone in the comments or whoever gets upset,
when I say kangaroo riders,
it's not a real thing.
That's not a real term.
I just came up with it off the top of my head.
So,
preemptively shut up.
yeah all right um i mean when it does go to like these newer locations it's like all right that's
cool that's cool but it's like i said just if this was one of those like once a year or two or
shit like once a month let's even if it was like once a month like pick a sunday in september
october november december shit fuck december just september october and november and
November, pick three Sundays, one each, and those are your international days.
Other than that, like, piss off.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's move on.
Ian Rappport, this, I'm kind of just going off script for a second here because
Ian Rappport retweeted something with saying, oh, question mark, question mark.
So I had to tune in for it real quick.
I'm just going to share my screen.
I'm just going to, this is a new tool that I'm going to try to utilize more often,
not just for Immaculate Grid, which, yes, we're going to do Immaculate Grid later.
Let me just find this real quick.
So, Washington made a new tweet.
Right.
Let me pause and golly.
Let's go full screen.
Man, people listening on Spoffer.
I got to have no idea what's going on.
Yeah.
Yep.
So they posted this video and it seems they're going to make some sort of,
it seems they're going to make some sort of uniform drop on April 15th.
All right.
You guys ready?
Are we not going to mute the video?
What?
Are we not going to mute the video?
Why would I need to mute the video?
Copy right.
Copyright?
This isn't copyright.
All right.
Copyright the Washington commanders.
I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, shit.
Washington team stuff that's bringing up Rydell and Nike.
We're not going to get copyrighted because of that.
So, no offense, commanders.
Like, I'm sorry.
I doubt we will.
But hey, new uniforms, April 5th.
This, the world is healing.
Hopefully, I'd like to see the commanders go back to, like, the old uniforms.
Obviously, like, not go back to, like, the Redskins, but just like the uniforms that they had during the Dan Schneider era.
low key
I kind of like
what they were good
and the owner
and the owner were just so bad
yeah
what did you say tuck
I like the black uniforms
that they had
now they're not gonna wear them anymore
well I like those uniforms too
they could use a variant of that
they just not the same numerals
but they could do something like that
I don't know or just keep what they have
what though keep those black uniforms
as your alternate like that's good too
yeah
because I think they're all
will be like a retro version of like the Washington Redskins like the one I don't know like the there's a version of it that they wore from time to time that I kind of liked but it was kind of like a retro look I think that might be an alternate that it they were wearing like some sort of 80s alternates a couple times this season I remember that for some home games so I mean maybe they go back to it maybe they got a lot of good receipts
and teams like,
screw it,
let's go back to it.
Why not?
And,
you know,
like look at the Titans,
for example.
Like,
they had a rebrand.
Like,
they had a complete rebrand and it,
a lot of people enjoyed it.
A lot of,
I don't think I saw a single negative review.
So maybe,
maybe we're kind of,
maybe this is the start of teams gearing back to the 90s or something like that.
Which we,
we had this discussion when we were talking about the Titans,
rebrand like
I would love to see some teams
go back to their 90s looks
because some of those 90s looks
look a hell of a lot better than the 2025
looks
Yeah but
Who
Who have the nerve to do it?
Shit, give me the Patriots
Give me the flying Elvis on the shoulder again
Give me the modern colors
In the flying Elvis on the shoulder
Yeah
They're not doing that they've already
Just make the numerals a little bigger
Yeah. And don't tell me that they just did their uniform change because they also basically like the last time they did an actual rebrand was in like 1998.
And that was when they just changed the colors because they because they went with the flying Elvis just all throughout the 90s.
But with the more royal blue and red, you know, that's correct. Give me the royal blue back. Just give me the royal blue back.
They're not going to change. They're not going to change.
they're not going to change.
At least, give me those as the alternates.
You don't like the red ones?
Why is there so much to ask for?
Two alternate.
There's playing teams that have two alternates.
Shit, look at the Chargers.
They have like five different jersey combinations for home games.
They're the Chargers.
You are not.
They have way too much swag.
Yes.
And I'm glad we're not the Chargers.
Thank you very much.
I don't know what point you think you made,
but you just cooked up a big old Nothing burger.
I was about to say, which one you want to be.
Do you want to be the Patriots with all the rings or the charges with all?
No, I want to be the Patriots with all the rings.
No, you cannot.
What?
Why?
Why?
No, no, no, no.
What arbitrary rule just means?
No, you have too many rings.
You can't have this many uniforms.
You can't have a cool uniform.
There are actual uniform rules in place to where they can only have a certain amount of uniforms that they can change into.
So?
So the one of the charges can have all those?
Because we got to feel bad at their Los Angeles.
Angeles is red-headed stepchild.
Hey, there's no more helmet rule anymore.
You can't just have one helmet anymore.
You can have multiple now.
All right.
So you want a full change for the Patriots?
Yes.
The entire fan base wants to fucking change.
We're sick of like the moment that they,
the moment that Brady left the Patriots and they announced that they were going to go with
new uniforms,
I was like,
fuck yeah.
Why not?
New era.
Let's do it.
And then I saw.
that they're just doing the color rush uniforms.
Like, please,
kick me in the nuts more.
I mean, I'm going to be real.
I don't hate the Unis.
Like, I might be the only Pat's fan that doesn't hate them.
Like, I think they're fine.
Like, I don't love them, but I think they're fine.
I like the red on top.
That's cool.
The white versions are actually pretty cool, though.
And I'll die on that hill.
The blue with the silver pants is always classic,
but I think we are due for a rebrand.
I think that's my issue is that they went away from the gray pants.
pants for so damn long.
And then they brought them back.
And now I'm like kind of back in, especially with the white on gray.
The white on gray is so fucking clean.
So clean.
I'm so happy.
I'm a Ravens fan.
And I don't have these problems with uniforms because we're obviously top five.
I don't care where you rank us, but we're top five.
No, you guys got some sick unis.
I've always been a fan of you guys on that.
Yeah.
Especially the old ones.
The only problem you have with unies is that 2015 uni with the yellow pants.
Oh, that was gross.
And believe it or not, believe it or not, that has a fan base in our group, in our fans.
They, some people actually like that.
Well, I guess those are this.
Eating the paste in Baltimore elementary schools, good Lord.
Those are the sickos and perverts of the NFL right there.
But I'm fine, but I'm not going to lie.
Jacksonville just stuck with the awkward uniforms.
I wouldn't be that mad if they just return to what.
they once were.
I wouldn't be that mad.
Those they don't return to those
Saxonville-era helmets.
They couldn't even,
the gradient there.
Couldn't even create such a ridiculous team,
couldn't even create an aesthetically pleasing helmet.
Good Lord.
Yeah, the helmets were bad.
And they changed them in 2018 to what they used to look like.
Shit,
didn't we say that we were going to look at what teams need a rebrand at some point?
Offseas,
like, after the draft,
after the draft.
That's right.
That's right.
I was like, wait, weren't we supposed to do that like last episode?
Yeah, we were not.
We did say we were going to wait until after the draft.
Or we could wait until the commanders actually announce these new uniforms and then we could start up on it.
But what if someone else announces a new uniform after the draft?
Like, what?
Okay.
Okay. This is the issue I'm having here.
Like, we'll say it team.
Like Tennessee, I would have said, but then they did the rebrand.
I'm like, now they don't, now they don't need it.
Yeah.
And if the candidates are good, then maybe I won't say it.
All right. Fair enough.
All right.
Let's take a quick break.
We're going to get into a couple more storylines regarding two top 10 receivers in the league.
One's all right.
One's not so great.
Not so great.
Well, they have more.
This is the Fulmaruski podcast.
It may not have always showed it in the staff sheet,
but you can see him making throws when he needs to make the throws.
Back-to-back games where he has three touchdowns.
Someone's got to get that six or seven spot.
He's an elite wide receiver as a rookie.
Truly a lose-lose scenario for both sides.
Welcome back to the Fulmuriski podcast.
Let's get the rumor mill out of the way real quick.
And then we'll get into just the ridiculous.
that is the NFL sometimes.
But A.J. Brown update.
This won't take too long.
Really the main update with this.
A lot of reports, a lot of whispers around the league right now,
saying that the Patriots and Eagles have an agreement in place for trade on June 2nd.
So obviously the big talking point in terms of A.J. Brown and the Eagles,
and if the Eagles want to get rid of them, then it has to be.
post June 1st.
Why?
Well, the Eagles are waiting until this date because it allows the Eagles to spread a $72.5 million dead
cap hit over two years rather than incurring a massive $43 million plus penalty if traded
sooner than that.
So it'll allow them to spread out.
It'll basically allow them to essentially eat up 36 mil every year instead of.
just 43 bang bang or more than 43 for that matter um and of course the patriots as we've
mentioned as you know uh have been a massive suitor for a j brown and have really really been
chomping at the bit on this especially basically since the season ended really actually since
the trade deadline if we really want to go that far um and so
So this is basically the newest report out of it.
Mike Florio was also just on Tommy Curran's Patriots Talk podcast, Tommy Curran, a Boston sports beat writer.
And basically it was, Florio says, I had somebody who was in position to have a reason to understand the dynamics of the Eagle salary cap into the future.
And this person, early in free agency, insisted the Eagles have to trade A.J. Brown before.
next year, that if they make the move next year, it's going to wreak havoc on their salary
cap in light of their other commitments and cap charges and whatnot.
So we mentioned already so that Eagles trade A.J. Brown before June 1st, cap hit of over
more than 40 million. They move them. It would essentially still drop below 20 million total,
still are able to spread out the money.
The rest of that's 70 million, but anyways.
Florio adds that the Patriots are front runners
and with people around the NFL,
saying a trade will happen as well.
It's basically not at this rate,
it's not a if it's a when.
That's what it sounds like.
I say it ain't so.
The time in the E.J. Brown era in Philadelphia is over.
And it ends on that playoff game.
Nah, this can't be.
They're Super Bowl champions.
They're supposed to finish it out together.
You're supposed to retire an eagle.
Now he's going to the New England Patriots,
apparently if this all goes through.
This doesn't feel right.
Who's AJ Brown?
I mean, who is Jaylon Hertz going to throw to you outside of Devante Smith?
Nobody.
Exactly.
That's the problem.
And I like Devante Smith.
I'm not sure if he's the number one.
I know he's the number two.
And there's a reason why we got A.J. Brown in the first place.
It's like, they got A.J. Brown in the first place.
So it's like, I don't know.
I don't know if the Eagles should go through with this, despite of what they get.
Because what are they getting in return?
Maybe a late first round pick, depending on how well the Patriots do.
It's like, maybe one or two, but I don't know.
I'm not sure how well this is going to go.
If I'm the Eagles, I can't let this happen because I still have a situation to deal with my quarterback,
and I need all the weapons I can give him.
So if I'm the Eagles, I'm keeping Jay Brown and try to see if I can make him as happy as possible with this new OC.
CJ, before you make your take, even if the Eagles decide to wait until 2007 to trade them,
it's still going to re-cap it's still going to wreak havoc in terms of their cap because they will not be getting as much relief as much cap relief if they wait until the 2027 off season to make the trade somehow some way they still won't
I don't think this is going to happen I just don't unless this has been corroborated by one of the big dogs like Schefter or Rappaportar Pelliserro
then I don't care.
I just don't.
And even if they do have a trade in place right now,
as a Pats fan,
who's been a Pats fan my whole life,
I could tell you this right now,
whether they were winning or losing,
never, ever underestimate New England's ability
to fumble a wide receiver.
New England has a severe fumbling problem
when it comes to wide receivers.
They get them in the building.
They're right there.
But what do I always say?
every year. They're always the bridesmaid, never the bride. That's why. They're always
runner up in whatever receiver sweepstakes, no matter what. Like, honestly, and as a fan, you have
every right to get angry. They, and I'm not going to lie, at least they're trying, which is more
than I could say in years past, they were just getting gun shy about getting receivers. But this is
becoming a problem that you just can't ignore anymore. Like, you know, this is regardless of how
these receivers turned out once they left their current situation, right? But think about it. Odell
Beckham, swing and a miss, Julio Jones, swing and a miss, DeAndre Hopkins, another swing,
another miss, Brandon Ayup, nope, D.K. McCaff, nope, Alec Pierce, most recently, nope. And then when there's
finally a glimmer of way at the end of the tunnel, you finally land Stefan Diggs. Ha ha, ha, just kidding,
one year rental, you will go back to the wide receiver three mines.
They say as they zap you with the cattle prod, they say, get back to work, get back to work.
You're going to the wide receiver three minds.
All you will have are twos and threes.
You will have, you will own a wide receiver two or three and you will be happy.
Because that's what it is.
That's been the philosophy is just, and that's kind of how they've been.
It's not just wide receivers.
It's been about, has been this way with most positions, where,
it's like, why have one guy that you give $10 million a year to when you can have two guys,
you could give five mil a year to?
And it has hurt them.
This philosophy just doesn't work, you know?
That has really like continually been the problem is that I know that they don't really like
to make splashes, although they seem to be veering away from that as they move to the future.
You know, time will tell, right?
But it was also a reason why they were notorious for trading back.
in the draft.
And honestly, I can see them doing it again this year, too.
It's just my point is they don't like the splash guys.
They don't like, you know, giving those super huge contracts unless they feel like they
absolutely have to.
And very rarely do they trade for like a superstar.
And when I mean superstars, I mean guys that are unquestionably at the top 10 of their
position.
they've never been huge on that.
And even when they have a guy in the building or a deal looks like it's getting done,
New England always gets cold feet and they back out.
And outside of Irmwell, this is different.
What other than history, I only have history to go on here.
So unless you're going to say, oh, no, it's actually different.
No, it's a new regime.
Like, shut up.
Just like I said, all I have to go on is history.
Why is it going to be different?
And don't give end the whole reasoning, like I said, of, oh, well, it's different now.
It's a new regime.
That's really weak.
That's really weak reasoning.
Like, until you give me like an actual reason why this time it's going to be different,
other than the other times they've swung and missed or backed out of a trade,
unless you can give me like an actual other reason, then I'm just not interested in hearing about it.
Like, I don't know why they have this weird inability to land wide receivers,
but they just do.
And God knows that they've become really afraid to draft them in the first round.
You know,
you draft an Akiel Harry and now all of a sudden you're getting gun shy.
So I don't know.
Look,
and I don't want to complain too much because I'll sound like those soul-sucking losers at 98.5,
but that's just how it is.
I mean,
they're upset,
but they're upset for the wrong reason,
you know?
Yeah.
I'm still holding out faith just because,
you know, once June 2nd comes around, you know, shame on me for believing.
But that's what I like to do.
I like to believe, even if there's none to be had.
But, yeah, like the only real big, like, free agent or not even free agent,
or free agent wide receiver that the Patriots traded for was Randy Moss back in 07.
and he was a disgruntled wide receiver in a shitty situation.
Now, AJ Brown is a disgruntled wide receiver in a otherwise not great situation.
I mean, it's still a good team, but just the way that things have gone on the last couple of years,
it hasn't been great for him.
So I think that might be, I think just putting those to wide receivers in terms of comparison in mind
gives me a little bit of faith that this gets done.
And I just, just all, like, money wise, it just doesn't make sense for the Eagles to move on from him.
Because it sounds like they want to move on from him at this point.
Like, AJ Brown's ready to go.
And it's just like, if they don't move on from them sooner than later, then, or if they do move on from them sooner than later at this time frame or in this time frame, then.
They'll help themselves out a lot more than holding on to them for another year, getting rid of them now.
So financially it doesn't, like, I am now in a, I am now talking from the mindset of the Boston Red Sox, which fucking sucks because I hate the way that they do business.
And it's looking at everything in a financial mindset.
And it's fucking sucks.
But.
All right.
I also just watched a video last night about the Red Sox.
sucks too not to turn this into baseball but i just watched a video about how
they look at everything like it's a fucking financial asset including players and whatnot it just
pissed me off anyways uh so pukinaku is back in the uh limelight unfortunately
so back in december he was on uh what's his faces stream doing a uh eden ross
Aidan Ross, thank you.
He was on Aidan Ross's stream
doing the
Jewish meme
where he's rubbing his hands together,
anti-Semitic.
He apologized for it,
but it turns out he was in some other
bullshit that happened.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Reading this straight from the LA Times
and the headline,
Pukinakua denies woman's claim that he made
anti-Semitic comments,
but says biting her was horseplay.
Nice.
Nice.
Puganakua's attorney denies.
He made an anti-Semitic comment during a New Year's Eve dinner in Los Angeles.
The accuser filed for a temporary restraining order,
alleged the Rams receiver bitter shoulder in her friend's thumb during the evening.
And the allegations come after Nogne's.
who apologized for the anti-Semitic jester on a live stream.
Also, in December, boy, what, this has been quite the,
quite the last four months for our boy in L.A.
Yep, three months.
Golly.
And, you know, and of course, you know, this comes in light of, in terms of relevancy,
this comes in light after JSN gets his record-breaking extension.
no more than three days ago.
And then this news comes out.
And Pooka Nakua is also up for an extension.
Does he not want to be paid or something?
I don't know, man.
Like, I just don't know.
So I guess how does this affect the amount of,
how does this affect what the Rams are willing to pay Nakua in terms of an extension?
Because on Tuesday, on Monday,
on Tuesday, we were talking about how.
how JSN gets the,
is paid the highest contract of a wide receiver in NFL history
and that Pook and Nakua is more than deserving of getting that money as well,
maybe and then some,
and that we could very well see a new record-breaking deal next week, potentially.
But now this news comes out,
and I'm not so sure that we're going to see another record-breaking deal
in terms of Pooka-Nakua's extension.
just why didn't why can't he just not do it first off they can't do it right now but because of the
cash space but i do think if they were able to move things around they could do it second off
why do you not want to get paid puka why do you choose the worst times to be a hindrance what what is
going on first on thursday night football you get
called out for your anti-somatic gestures.
Now during the all season, when you literally don't have to do anything, you're in the news
again for anti-Semitic things.
Does he have something against them?
Like, what's the issue?
Like, why pick this season to be a problem?
I don't understand.
I don't.
He is one of the best receivers in the game.
And yet, he's one more Antonio Brown thing away from being out of the league.
I swear to you, this is not a good look.
Yeah.
Just reading more on this right now.
So apparently, so the woman in question that filed this temporary restraining order is a woman named Madison Atiyabi.
Apologies if I pronounce your name incorrectly.
But apparently she was after this dinner that she had with Puka and her friend.
said she was in a car with Nakuwa and others
when the Rampstar bit her on the left shoulder,
leaving a substantial bite mark that was photograph.
A little bitmark, it was brutal.
Yeah, I don't have the photo ready to go,
but Nukua also is alleged to have bitten the thumb
of her friend so forcefully that she screamed in pain.
He's not behaving like he wants to get paid.
What the hell?
You know who the real loser,
this situation is the Rams.
Because if you give him an extension, regardless of the fact that he's a top five
eye receiver in the league at worst, then everyone's going to be looking at you funny.
You know, it's kind of like when you pay a player who's objectively not a good person,
a big contract and it's viewed as like selling your soul, right?
Yeah.
You know what I mean, right?
It's kind of like that.
Or you can't pay someone who's objectively not a good person.
I mean, even if they're good, you know.
Or you can, but I don't know, like I said,
but some people have said it's kind of like,
like I said, like I said, like selling your soul a bit.
And keep in mind, I would like to point out,
Puka is also another one that said that he thinks concussions are all in your head,
which, yeah, a few too many of those and you start behaving like this.
Like, I don't know what his deal is.
like why?
He's, and the thing is, remember his rookie and sophomore season, he was so like a boy
saying, hey man, good vibes and stuff.
I'm such a happy, go lucky dude.
And now he's all of a sudden is like, hey, yeah, I'm anti-Semitic now.
And all of them everywhere were just said, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're what now?
Why?
No, don't do that.
I'm so confused.
I'm just so confused on why all of a sudden
he's just done a complete 180 into being this weird
like it's just it's weird as all
this weird dude who bites people and says
no no terms
and not to cut you off but like
in this in this instance too like in the world that we live in
like if you want to say fuck Israel or anything like that
whatever
But this is a whole other thing.
Like he is like.
Something else entirely.
Yeah.
Like this is a whole other thing.
I don't know.
Like he needs a cat scan or something because something is not, well, I'm going to be real.
Something's not right with him.
Something in the words of the immortal Hank Hill, that boy, right.
That's how I view this.
And I am now really concerned.
And we were kind of joking around before, but I am.
really concerned that if he gets another concussion, we are going to be staring down the barrel
of the second coming of Antonio Brown.
And I think we all don't want that.
Bobby, get the hummus.
If you know, you know.
Yeah.
No, but you get what I mean, right?
Like, are we all in agreement here?
Yeah.
I don't get it.
Like, why?
He's actively trying to piss away.
could be the largest contract for wide receiver in the NFL in NFL history.
He could get paid more than JSN, if not as much, give or take a few mil.
But he's doing everything he can to sabotage himself.
And this is going to be a really, and I do mean a really bad look here, you know?
I'm just saying
I am
I'm just saying
especially because when you think about it too
like Pooka like they basically set up Puka
to be their wide receiver one of the future
when they got rid of Cooper
Cooper Cup sent him to Seattle
and then
they brought in Devante Adams
who's 30 plus who still
as you saw this past season is still
very fucking good but
he was more or less number two or really a one B at that point.
And you've set it up this way.
And now it's like now you might need to think of Devonty Adams as your number one maybe.
I don't freaking know, man.
Like this is again, it's almost like you have like the Rams could be in a situation where they may need to reset.
So I guess the billion dollar question now is what do you do with?
puka. Like, and if you're a, like, do you, you can't, it's this weird catch 22 where he's starting
to become too much of a toxic figure to justify paying. However, you can't just let a guy
that talented walk. This is quite literally a damned if you do, damned if you don't. On one hand,
you don't want to sell your soul and keep someone around who's bad, right? Because people are just going to
look at you like, wow.
wow like like do your morals mean nothing but on the other hand morals don't win football games so
if you're the rams this is a lose lose situation there's no way you come out of this
and like better like you're going to take an l in some capacity here you just got to decide
which show you want to take i feel like the like the only way you can get out of this while
getting something back is just trading them at the
deadline because this is the last year on his deal.
He's on the last year of his rookie
of his rookie contract.
And even still, you don't have,
with all that, with all the stuff going on,
how much leverage do you really have
if you're the Rams? And considering
he's on the last year of his rookie
deal, you have even less
leverage. So you can't be
giving up a top five wide receiver for
maybe a first round pick,
A, if you are lucky.
But that's what I mean. It's like
at this point, you kind of have
to be like, all right, this is a shitty spot.
There's nothing else we can do.
Because look, like, what's worse than like getting nothing in return?
Get it like there's nothing worse than getting nothing in return and letting a guy walk in free agency.
Like there's nothing worse than that.
So it's either you got to suck it up in either sign them to the extension or suck it up even more.
and eat the loss
that you're going to take
by trading him
with all this in mind.
Like there's no other way around it.
Unfortunately, yeah.
Yeah.
Tucker, you got anything you had?
Nope.
Hopefully he learns his lesson,
but hopefully
he learns his lesson,
but I'm not sure he will,
but I do think he'll still get paid.
I'm telling you.
You'll get paid by somebody.
Yeah, probably.
It's just, I know he hasn't even been in the league of full four years,
but I miss the old puka, you know?
That's what it is.
You know, I miss the old puka, you know what I mean?
Like the non-problematic puka, the set on his old puka, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That'd be nice to have back.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
It's all the scheduled content that we have for you.
anything else before we move to Immaculate Grid?
No, really.
Actually, Joe Flacco sent a one-year deal with the Bengals.
I didn't want to talk about that.
I didn't want to talk about that.
Sorry.
Congrats to Joe Flacco for extending his career.
Can't believe it's with that team, but I digress.
I can't believe Joe is still wanting to go, which, speak of the devil.
We got a couple here where we could go, Joe Flack.
go because it's a Jets panthers, jets bangles, jets giants,
Ravens Panthers, Ravens bangles and Ravens giants.
And then a lifelong panther, a lifelong bangle and a lifelong giant.
All right.
I was studying last night.
I was telling Chris off camera that I went through like all these rosters from like back
to like 2000.
No, this morning I did.
I did this morning.
You're like, I woke up.
I'm like, all right, I'm going to cram.
It's like when you were a children.
Back when you were a children, you would cram before a test.
It was like that.
Yeah.
So I think I have one for Jets Panthers if we want to start there.
Let's start, please.
Patriots legend Chris Hogan.
Great pull.
Good pull.
0.4%.
I didn't realize you played for the Jets.
Yeah, he did.
So much.
When?
I don't remember like 20 something, 2020, 2020, 2021. I don't remember.
For the, for a lifelong bangle, what, I mean, what do they consider lifelong?
Because this one guy, you know that draft bus to Keeley Smith?
He only played for like four years.
I mean, that counts.
Because that's the thing.
I'm trying to think of how loose or tight the rules are here.
Well, you only play for one team in your career.
that's basically yeah yeah well there he is well technically i'm looking at the current crop and it's uh would t higgins suffice
yeah i don't know no i i i do think that like i think it would would it has to be kind or
yeah because all the oh anthony munoz but i'm not sure if that qualifies he's super well known
that's why i'm like do we even i mean i think
I think we also proved four years.
I think we also proved that guys in the 70s and 80s are a little bit more or less known to.
Well, thankfully, okay, but yeah, but I'm telling you, man, only four years he was a draft bust.
God, trust me on this one.
So which guy might be the team?
Akely Smith, huge draft bust.
Only play four years.
A.K. I.L.
Yeah, there he is.
Come on.
Come on.
Show me the money.
0.3%.
Show me.
the money, CJ. Come on.
I'd say the most obvious Panther
Raven would be Steve Smith
Sr. Yes, but I'm
saving that for later.
What about
they had this
lineman? Bradley Bozeman?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, Geno something.
Bradley Bozman was also another one.
No, no, he was. He was. This guy was named
Gino something. Gino
Gradkowski, something.
Yeah.
I remember he was on the Texans and the Panthers.
Tuck, was he on the Ravens?
He would have been a backup.
He would have, but that name doesn't sound familiar.
Forgive me.
Fair.
Because I think he might be related to Bruce Grackowski.
I don't know, but I remember he was on the Texans Panthers.
He might have been, I think I saw him on the Ravens this morning, but, you know, when I was looking through rosters, but I don't know.
Gregowski?
Yeah, Gino Gradkowski, the center.
he would have been a backup behind
whoever you had before
he would have been backup for Jeremy Zuda or whatever
his name was you remember the center you had
back of the day
As for the Ravens players
Ravens Giants I got a funny one
for you
Yeah
Tuck
Wasn't Devante Freeman a Raven?
Because I know he was a giant
Devante Freeman was a Raven
wait for which one raven's giants
yeah raven's giants yeah devante freeman
he fell off after alanta but i remember he was a giant
i just didn't know if he was a raven because i thought he was
he played in 2021
yeah devante freeman right there
nice
we also got to do
raven's bengals and that always
leaves a nasty taste in my mouth
sorry you wait there wasn't a safety
sorry sorry that i was you know stone or
T.J. Hussman Zada.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I remember there was this dude.
He had a funny name, like Chikey Brown, Chucky Brown.
Chiky Brown.
I know who you're talking about.
Yeah, is shaki.
I remember, the only reason I remember was because I had a debate my freshman year of high school
with a friend of I had to say his name.
No, Tuck.
No, it's with a C-H-Y.
Tuck, because he was on the Ravens, right?
Because I remember him on the Bengals.
Wait, what?
What?
C-H-Y-K-I-E.
That is how you spell his name.
Oh.
It's like, shiky.
You're putting in A.
C-H-Y.
Okay.
There.
All right.
So, wait,
Tuck,
was he on the Ravens?
Yeah, he's a Super Bowl champion.
Okay,
because I know he was on the Bengals.
So, yeah,
let's do it.
Should we do it?
Yep.
0.06.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, Tuck.
Because I was not sure he was on the Ravens,
but I knew he was on the Bengals.
Uh, yeah.
A Raven in a Panx.
I think of Steve Smith is obvious.
Honestly, part of me kind of wants to go with that Gino Gradkowski pick for Ravens Panthers.
Should we send it?
Tuck, you're the Ravens fan.
We'll get your seal of approval on this, but you're fine.
I need to know if he was on the Ravens, though.
I cannot give you certainty on that.
Baltimore, Carolina.
So, okay.
Do we want to send it?
Yeah, I'm not to send it.
Okay.
Point one percent.
Look at us go.
Look at this go.
I've been getting lucky, guys.
I don't know.
I don't know if this is like because of little cram sash this morning pause or like, or if I'm just like, what am I good?
Am I lucky?
Am I stupid?
I don't understand what this is.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I just don't know.
You're just him.
You're just him.
All right.
What else you got here?
A jet and a bangle.
I mean, Flacco.
Flacco, Fitzpatrick.
How obvious is that, though?
Wait a minute. Remember
when the Bengals had that
tight end? Not
Tyler Iper. There was another Tyler.
I think he played a year on the Jets.
Tyler or something.
No, no, he was a tight end.
Oh, tight end.
Croft? Tyler Croft was it?
Tyler Croft?
Yeah, Tuck, you remember.
I remember one year for the Bengals, he had like
seven touchdowns and then he signed with
like the Jets.
I know.
And then he did nothing.
Yes.
Because I know he was there, but do I remember?
Tyler Croft, I believe his name was.
I'm looking at it.
Yeah, Tyler Croft is his name.
I just did a quick Google search.
I'm not looking at anything else.
But he currently plays the dolphins and he definitely did play for the Bengals.
I've not looked.
I didn't look to see if he played for the jet.
Because I remember the Jets signed him.
But did he play a snap, though.
That's the question.
Yeah, he did.
Yes.
All right.
0.5%.
I hope that that doesn't consider cheating.
me looking up to make sure that he didn't know he was on the Jets.
Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
He's currently on the dolphins.
Jets, Giants.
There's a few here.
Was Victor Cruz on the Jets at one point?
Huh?
Was Victor Cruz on the Jets at one point?
I don't think so.
For my knowledge, no, he was on the bear.
Jets, Giants.
Remember that linebacker, Alec Oglary?
Yes.
He was on the Jets?
pretty sure.
I think I remember the Jets picked him up.
He played like one game.
He had like three tackles or something like that.
Send it.
Send it.
Should we?
Point two percent.
Golly.
Oh my God.
No way.
Only one team.
For both Panthers and Giants.
This is going to be real interesting.
Should we go with Tom Coughlin's best friend for Giants?
Remember, there was this backup.
quarterback they had Nassib, something Nassib.
Are you talking about the hefty lefty?
No, no, no, no.
There was a dude named Carl Nassib, but not him.
It was a different Nassive.
They had them, I think, from like 2013 through 20.
Oh, I thought you were saying Massive, not Nassib.
N-A-S-I-B.
They had a guy last name Nassib, and Coughlin, like, loved this dude.
And I also, they made a reference to him in Gridiron Heights back in the day,
and I thought that was funny.
Let me think of them, Panthers.
Was it Ryan Nassad?
Ryan Nassum.
I'm just trying to go deep in my back.
Did he play a snap, though?
He did, yeah.
All right.
One game.
0.07.
Goh.
Oh, man.
I'll never be able to do this again.
I want y'all to know.
I'll never be able to do this again.
There's only one.
Oh, Panthers.
I got one.
All right.
They had this return special.
who, and the only reason I know this is because I used him in Madden and he went to a funny named college.
Breton Burson is his name.
He went to a place called Wofford.
And I remember looking at that and saying, that's not a real place, I said, as a stupid child.
But then sure enough, it was.
What was his name?
Brenton Burson.
I think he played like four years as a return specialist and did nothing else.
I mean, I honestly was about to go jail and Coker.
Holy Crosslette.
Yeah.
All right.
Brenton Burson.
Please.
If I...
Did I do it?
0.09!
This grid isn't...
We got a rarity score of four.
Rarity score...
I'll never be able to do this again.
Unless you want me to just comb through
rosters every day.
I could...
Holy shit.
Ready score four.
highest we got was 2%.
That's wild.
This is
most used.
Cam Scadabo is the most popular.
That's kind of crazy that Eli Manning
wasn't the most popular.
Lawrence Taylor.
Cam Scadabo.
All right.
I can only imagine what our rarity score would have been
if we went LT or Eli.
Damn.
It seems like.
everyone was pretty accurate in terms of
this one. Oh, well, that makes it less special. God damn it.
Yeah.
What I mean?
I like to think I did okay.
Yeah, I mean, there's, we were one of
565 people that scored a four in terms of
Who is that out here scoring a zero?
Jesus.
Those are probably the real, the real psych.
The sweats, we call them.
Yeah.
Either the.
sweats or they're cheating one of the two.
Probably the first one
or the second one I meant. But yeah, I mean, you know, I'd like
to think I did okay today.
Yeah, that was good.
I'll never be able to do this again.
Like I said, unless you want me to just comb through
rosters at O Dark 30 for I mean,
shit, it worked. I came to play today.
It worked today. So shit,
may have to do it again.
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