The Fumblerooski Podcast - Wednesday Night Lights -Ep 451 The Fumblerooski Podcast
Episode Date: May 15, 2026On today's episode, De’Von Achane receives a big pay day and is now the 3rd highest paid RB in the league. Good or bad move for the Dolphins. Along with this, more schedule leaks! Chris Costich, Jus...tin Tucker, and CJ Medeiros talk all this and more!
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On today's episode of the Fumble Ruski podcast, Devon A-chan, is now the third highest paid running back in the NFL today.
Along with that, schedule comes out, came out on Thursday.
We're recording at a point where it's still not out, but let's take a look at a lot of the schedule leaks that we've seen so far.
This is the Fulmaryowski podcast.
It may not have always showed it in the stat sheet, but you can see him making throws when he needs to make the throws,
to back to back games where he has three touchdowns.
Someone's got to get that six or seven spot.
He's an elite wide receiver as a rookie.
Truly a lose-lose scenario for both sides.
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We got CJ, we got Tuck, we got myself Chris for you today.
How's everyone's week's been so far?
It's been all right and can't complain.
Yeah.
So far so good, not too shabby.
Just some interesting things that work, but nothing to talk about.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
It's just interesting.
All right.
All right.
I see you.
I see you.
Well, Vaughn A. Chan's week just got better because he's now the third highest paid running back in the league.
I was handed a four-year, $64 million extendo from the Dolphins,
keeping him in South Florida through the 2030 season.
Deal also includes 32 million guaranteed with a 16 million A.A.V.
So bonuses could push the total value to 68 million right now.
It's like 64.
Marks the first major extension under GM John Eric Sullivan.
He called HN a pillar of what the dolphins are looking to build moving forward.
So with this, this now puts them behind Christian McCaffrey and Sequin Barclay for highest paid running backs in the league.
And it's coming off of a career high rushing year where he had over 1,350 yards rushing last season.
Well deserved.
This is a little, it's interesting, in my opinion.
Like, yeah, this A-chan is young enough, right, where you don't mind throwing.
some money at them.
But at the same time,
this also kind of goes against
the adage
of I feel like what people are
kind of starting to
realize is, you know,
you don't really want to get
that big time running back until you
already have the team.
Dolphins are in major rebuild
mode.
So by the time, like by
the time that the dolphins could
potentially be good,
you're on the final year of A. Chan's contract.
Final two years, if that.
So, good for A. Chan to make the money?
I don't know. I don't know.
All around, it's a good signing, but my senses feel that maybe it's not needed.
Well, I don't see it as a good or a bad thing.
It depends on your interpretation of what this means.
If you're Devon A. Chan, you're happy about
the situation because you're finally paid and now you're actually looking at good money.
So I think for him it's a good look.
I think he's happy with the situation.
If you're the Miami Dolphins, you're happy because you actually have a star attraction
that can keep fans to tune in for the short term and seeing how well he can do with the
situation he finds himself in.
Do I think it'll be optimal?
No, not considering that.
They won't go far.
As a matter of fact, they won't even make the playoffs.
But I think this is good for like an attraction.
If you're asking me how this looks long term,
I don't think it helps them or hurts them.
We all know what the situation is in Miami.
It's not the best.
They don't have the weapons to compete now.
I think this is a long-term thing.
And I'm not even sure Devon H.M.
We'll be around long-term for that project to finish up.
Because I'm still questioning what they have at quarterback.
They don't know.
know what they're going to do in the future to replace said quarterback.
They got rid of Tua put in Malik Willis.
Now the question is, is Malik Willis that guy?
I mean, with the contract that he has, you would think no.
But if he does perform well, you do have to ask that question again, unfortunately.
So I think it's just let's see what they do this year.
If they're bad, it'll continue.
But at least they have a star running back in the backfield to keep fans interested.
But I don't see this as a good thing.
for the short term.
I just think they're going to be,
what is the word,
ass, no matter what.
Yes.
DJ.
It gets to a point where
this is like,
this is empty calories.
I'm not going to lie to you.
This is like the equivalent
of eating like skittles.
It's flashy.
I'm sure it's tasty and it's cool, but when you get out of it, I mean, sure, like I said, like it's flashy, like that's cool, your guy is there. That's incredible.
But what does this do long term? Because like you said, by the time you're probably angling to become good again, if everything goes according to plan, which it hasn't thus far, then he's, if he's a pillar of the team, then his deal is going to be up by the time you're good.
and if he prices himself out, which he very well might, you know, depending on how things go,
you might have guys on like expiring rookie contracts or guys that overperform that are going to get overpaid on the open market.
You're going to have to make some really tough choices.
And honestly, I know it's going to suck, but why not flip him for assets?
Like, even though he's a running back, you could easily net a first rounder for him, especially now.
So I just, I understand why you don't want to.
And I get why he is paid.
And I know you don't really want to pay running backs all that much.
And I get that.
But the fact that he's a dual threat back and he's always a threat to take it to the house every time he gets the ball.
I get it.
But I don't know.
I just, I don't remember.
I think A-chan is a really good, like he's like a top five running back in the league at this point, I would imagine.
But I mean, he's getting paid like it.
Yeah, I mean, but how much does it really help you, I guess?
Oh, that's what I mean.
You know, I like the Eagles prove that, you know, you really shouldn't be going out and paying top dollar for a big time running back like Sequin until you already have the Super Bowl caliber team ready to go.
And interestingly enough, too, you know, Devon A-chan was in trade talks.
at the end of the season or off season, really,
even at the deadline when the Dolphins started unloading guys.
But, yeah, it's like he's 24 right now.
So you have him until he's 28, 29.
And yeah, I guess at that point,
that's when you're kind of just like, all right,
running back lifespan.
We're kind of getting to that point.
But like I said,
you know like you're you're spending his 24 and 25 years uh essentially going to be sucking
so i feel you're really not going to get much out of it outside of like maybe you're going to
get on the sports center top 10 once every week yeah man they're going to be bad and that's
unfortunate because i really like malik willis but man they have given him nothing out of devon a chance
Why was their first round pick again?
Like, I know they had two, but I can't.
It was Chris Johnson and Caden Proctor, I believe.
Caden Proctor can be a long-term solution,
so I guess that helps in the short term at the O-line spots.
But, man, they still have a long ways to go before I feel like,
okay, they have a good O-line.
Any quarterback is safely behind that O-line.
man
they're not truly there to be successful right now
Devani Chan is there to be an attraction
unfortunately he's too talented to be an attraction
but unfortunately that's the situation he finds himself
and maybe I'm like crazy
but what playoff caliber team can actually afford to trade
for a running back that they desperately need
Like, I'm drawing blanks right now.
Like, there's no playoff team right now where I'm like,
they're desperately needing a running back except maybe Denver.
But unfortunately, they just traded for a wide receiver
that just so happened to be a Miami Dolphin and Jalen Waddle.
So that's not happening.
Yeah, I would imagine they wouldn't trade him to the AFC as well.
Mm-hmm.
And I don't imagine Denver trying to double dip.
No, no, I can't imagine.
Maybe a team who's like one piece away from making a playoff push, perhaps.
And who would that team be?
Hear me out.
I could see Carolina.
I wouldn't say they're one, they can make it.
Or a team fancies himself one piece away.
Yeah, they made the playoffs last year after having expectations in the gutter.
Bryce Young's looking good.
You know, why not give them another weapon?
Consider that if you would.
Don't they already have Rico Dottle?
I think he might have gone somewhere else.
I'm not certain.
No one.
Please.
Or maybe he didn't.
I don't know.
But my point,
if he didn't,
then whatever,
scrap that.
Oh,
no,
he's gone.
He's with the series.
I know,
yeah,
he went to Pittsburgh.
Yeah.
So,
yeah,
could do that.
I know they're saying,
oh,
Jonathan Brooks.
That's what the Panthers are saying.
Jonathan Brooks,
he's going to stay healthy this time.
For real.
He's going to do it.
I hope so.
Is he no?
Look,
Texas legend Jonathan Brooks.
We've got to put some respect on his name here.
But I don't know, champ.
I don't know is what I say to the Panthers.
You might want some insurance.
Yes, I would like some occurrence in that running attack.
Also, who's Dallas is starting running back?
Javonte Williams.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I always forget because I know he's technically a thousand year out of Russia, so whatever.
It's either you are or you aren't.
He is a thousand-yard rusher.
Yeah, but, hold on.
If he is what I'm thinking of, then I don't know.
I think he had a solid season for Dallas last year,
despite them not making the playoffs.
You had a great season for Dallas.
Well, actually, I got a look at it.
He had 12-100 yards and 11 touchdowns.
That's a damn good season.
It's pretty good.
I'm about to say that's top 10 running back right there.
Okay, never mind.
I was thinking of 13, actually, considering,
he had two receiving touchdowns too.
Yeah.
I was actually thinking as somebody else, never mind.
Because I thought it was one of those cases where it's kind of like how the Steelers were with Najee Harris,
where they keep handing the ball off to him.
And he gets his thousand yards, but he's averaging like 3.7 yards of carry.
I thought it was like that.
I don't know.
It's not.
He was averaging 4.8.
He's actually good now.
What about a, yeah, I guess maybe.
what about the Vikings?
They want to make the playoffs.
They drag nine sorry carcass to an eight and nine season.
So it's a thought.
It seems like something they do.
They don't have a GM right now,
so they could do something silly.
They can be a little silly.
I can see that.
Do they even have the cap space to do that right now?
Probably not, but it would be funny.
Why would anyone trade for Devon A-chan right now
with the contract that he's on.
Well, before, I meant that's what I was saying.
It was like I was shot the Dolphus and try to flip him for assets because they're going to do a heap and helping of nothing this year.
I mean, I get you want asses and seats.
Like, you know, I totally get that, but I don't know.
He's not the highest paid running back.
So I guess they could look at it like that.
And he's 24.
He's very much on the right side of 30.
So they could look at Ingo.
I could see us having three hours.
opportunities to make the playoffs and go towards the Super Bowl.
Low key.
I'm not saying it could happen.
But if he was in a system, no, never mind.
I was going to say if he was in a system like San Francisco.
With him and Christian McCaffrey, that'd be dangerous.
But I don't see that happening.
I was like, even thinking about it, I was like, no, that's not going to happen.
Seattle, though.
But no, they already drafted a running back in the first round.
Charbonnet is just going to steal all those touches too anyways.
Yeah.
Yeah. Once he gets down to the goal line, that that's especially what's going to happen.
Yeah.
All right.
Then all of a sudden we're at the 5A.
Charbonnet's in.
What?
What are you talking about?
I can't get no.
Charbonnet saying, get out.
Get out, bro.
Get out.
All right.
See, I told you.
Kenna Walker tells them.
I told you this is what's going to happen.
I told you, bro.
Hit a listen.
All right.
Let's move on.
We're going to take a quick break when we come back.
We'll get into some more schedule league.
So obviously, by the time this gets put out, you know, I'll just save it.
This is the Fulbur's podcast.
It may not have always showed it in the stats sheet, but you can see him making throws when he needs to make the throws.
Back-to-back games where he has three touchdowns.
Someone's got to get that six or seven spot.
He's an elite wide receiver as a rookie.
Truly a lose-lose scenario for both sides.
All right.
Let's take a look at some NFL schedule leaks set for Thursday, May 14th,
which is today, the day that we are recording at this moment of 523.
There still isn't a official schedule out,
but we have inklings of what is a schedule, say the least.
So I guess I'll just start with,
whatever my eyes lay down first and that's the international games yeah um well we mentioned
some of them already but 49ers rams melbourne raven's cowboys rio uh remember remember that
daunting uh opponent tBA oh yeah scary scary uh tv a is actually the colts against the commanders in london
And the first in the TBA that the Jaguars were supposed to face is now the Eagles.
The Eagles and the Jaguars, Week 5 in London.
That's the first.
That would be the second time they've done that.
They faced each other in London before, but Carson was supposed to quarterback back then.
I don't know, man.
I just know that Jaguars already always get the short end of the stick anyways.
But Steelers Saints, they're in Paris.
Oh
I'm sorry
Oh
That's nice
In the park
The Pronts?
In Paris?
Yeah like where in Paris
Oh I don't fucking know
Probably
Probably wherever
Uh
Fucking Paris FC plays
I don't know
Paris Saint-Gimon
And that's the Park de Prants
That's actually not a bad stadium
But she was
It was the Steelers and who
You said the Saints
Yeah
and then in Madrid,
Bengals Falcons,
and then going back to Munich,
the Patriots,
digging on the Lions.
And then the TBA for the 49ers
in Week 11 in Mexico City,
not the Raiders,
it's the Vikings.
It's the Vikings.
I've expected Raiders are cowboys in Mexico.
Yeah, I was too.
it's pretty weird.
I had the Vikings.
Yeah.
Entire week one schedule has been leaked.
Patriots Seahawks is the Wednesday night game.
Oh.
That is the opener.
Patriot Seahawks, Super Bowl rematch.
Of course, in Seattle,
goes without saying.
Broncos chiefs are the Monday night game for that week for week one.
Why is it Wednesday?
Why isn't it Thursday?
because
because
it just is
I don't like that
man
It's the weakest
hell is okay
It's because
49ers and Rams
are playing in Melbourne
and technically
it's going to be
Friday
in Australia
But okay
Yeah
no I trust me
I'm not a fan
of the Patriots
playing on a Wednesday
I'm not a fan
of any
shit
I'm not even a fan
of the Thanksgiving Eve game
that's going on
as someone that played football on Thanksgiving Eve
stay out of my fucking driveway
but
Chiefs
the Chiefs are playing on
Taylor Swift's 37th birthday
against the Bengals December 13th
Where will Travis Kelsey be?
I'll admit
shit man
I'll probably have an injury
to watch the box oh who am I kidding
that day you don't know that I'm
sorry, if Kansas City wins that game, it's more likely than not fixed.
I wouldn't say it's fixed.
I mean, it really depends on the defense.
I mean, you know, it depends.
If it's like the last time where you get a really ticky-tack call, then come on.
The conspiracy theorists are going to be drooling over themselves.
Yeah, but the way I see it, I'm not sure if I'm sold on that Bengals defense just yet.
So we'll see.
Yeah.
I don't know if the Chiefs figure out offense again,
then it'll be a different story, won't it?
Yeah, that's going to be the end of a pretty rough stretch for the Chiefs as well,
because the Thanksgiving night game is going to be Chiefs at Bills.
And then the week after that, they have the Rams in L.A. on Amazon Prime, Thursday night football.
Um, and then any thoughts?
As far as the NFL schedule is concerned,
Ravens don't have a, a home game until like loop four.
That's pretty wild.
I'm actually sorry.
Because we have to go from my understanding.
It's supposed to be at Colts, then week two is the Cowboys versus us.
And then another game.
and then week four will potentially have a game.
Yeah.
Patriots, well, keeping on the same track of our teams getting fucked,
outside of the Patriots having to play on a Wednesday,
their first three games are against,
or against division winners from last year,
two of them being on the road.
Week two, they're playing Steelers.
Week three, they're playing the Jaguars, both at 1 o'clock.
You guys should beat the Steelers.
We should.
Yeah.
Should.
The problem is for New England,
even in like the peak dynasty,
like Belichick times,
they would always struggle out of the gate.
And there was always like that one or two games
to start the season if they lose
if they just had no business losing.
Yeah.
Monday night games,
whole Monday night schedule has been leaked.
And there are no more Monday night double headers.
None.
Finally.
I'm so happy.
because covering that live was so stupid.
Aggressively stupid, some would say.
Nah.
It was electric.
It was electric.
I did not enjoy it.
I enjoyed every moment of it.
None of those doubleheader games were enjoyable.
Except maybe Detroit and Baltimore.
That's it.
I enjoyed it.
It's not enjoyable.
I enjoyed all of them.
Here's some.
Giants Rams, week two.
Eagles, Bears in Chicago, week three.
There's no week four game here,
which there probably will be, but hasn't been leaked at this time.
Bill's Rams, week five.
Cowboys Eagles, that's a shoe in.
Bears, Seahawks.
Patriots at Kansas City, week 15.
And these are all Monday night games or Thursday night games?
Monday night games.
Okay.
I haven't heard a Ravens Monday night game yet.
I may.
Did I accidentally skip over one?
I mean, I skipped over a few.
I'm just seeing if I skipped over anything Ravens related.
Well, the entire Thanksgiving slate is set.
Bears at Lions, 1 o'clock.
Eagles at Cowboys, 4.30.
Chiefs at Bills, 820.
The Thanksgiving Eve game.
which was the big one that was announced because it's the first ever Thanksgiving Eve game,
which put a dagger in my fucking eye.
Packers at Rams on Netflix at 8 o'clock.
Black Friday game is Broncos at Steelers on Amazon.
And then the Monday night game, Panthers at Bucks.
I wouldn't mind watching that.
It'll be a fun one.
Christmas.
Oh, excuse me.
Ravens aren't on Christmas.
I'm happy.
Pat's aren't and I'm thrilled.
Pat's played at Jets at 1 o'clock on that Sunday.
Wait, what?
Oh, on that Sunday.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I might have to-
He's not on Christmas.
Like, I don't care, man.
I am not watching football on Christmas.
Like, I'm not doing it.
I said it last episode, and I'll say it again.
I'm not doing it.
I don't care.
If the Ravens are playing on Christmas,
I will have to watch it.
You know, you don't have to.
Look, Shadi isn't holding a gun to your head and saying,
you must watch the Ravens.
If it was like it when he puts it on a Christmas.
Huh?
It feels like when he puts the game on a Christmas.
Yep.
Or one, you don't have two and two.
What if they lose?
Then what?
Then I'll just have a very bad Christmas dinner.
Thankfully, it hasn't happened yet.
Okay.
Actually, that's a lie.
It has happened.
It has happened.
It's just been a while since I've had a bad Christmas dinner due to the Ravens.
See, you don't.
You don't have to like.
I do because if I miss the game, I'm going to be upset.
So I need them to win it all.
You got to like chill, man.
Like, come on.
You guys want to hear a pretty solid Thursday night game that's scheduled?
Let me hear it.
So I originally thought that the Patriots and Packers,
that was the original thought that was the original leak from earlier this week.
as a primetime game between AFC East and Fc North.
But instead, Patriots at Bears, 815, Thursday, October 22nd.
Okay, that's a good idea.
Both teams were as good as they were last year, then.
That'll be a barn burner.
Sunday, October 25th, Bengals at Ravens.
1 o'clock game.
Ravens at Bengals, New Year's Eve.
Eve 815.
I don't want to see those bums on New Year's Eve.
I can't remember the last time that there was a primetime game on New Year's Eve.
Hope we get a shootout, man.
That'd be a great way to go on to New Year's offense.
I want to blow them the fuck out.
I don't want anything.
I just want I don't want to deal with anything.
By then I hopefully we had the one seed and we can just sit players.
I don't want to deal with them.
I don't even want to deal with the stress of that situation.
Because I remember the last time we had to face them in a primetime sublint game.
And it fourth and 12 happened.
I was very pissed off.
I still remember it.
Sunday, September 27th, Ravens v. Cowboys 425 in Rodeo.
In Riteo.
That's going to be interesting game because I want to see if Derek Kimmerer runs all over the Cowboys again.
Yeah.
Did you guys see that Chad Ocho Sinko ended up just leaking the entirety of the Bangle schedule on on Twitter?
Yeah, I did see that.
I know he was on Twitter.
I didn't know if he leaked it.
Yeah.
You know, I love him so much.
He's so funny.
The Bengals open up against the Buccaneers.
Yes, I saw that.
That's going to be a good game.
That's a home game for them, too.
That's going to be a very good game to watch.
Yeah.
That should be fireworks, one of those, like, 55, 50,
ending games.
Stop it.
It's not going to be out of it.
I wish it was, Tuck.
You know, God forbid.
God forbid someone want entertainment.
What does a man have to do to get some like an entertaining game?
You know, two teams that he doesn't care about that he has really no vested interest in,
just trading touchdowns.
That's fun.
As long as the bucks win and that's the score, I'm okay with that.
Because I do have a vested interest.
well that would that's that's crazy going back to week seven chief seahawks
Sunday night football mentioned that week six
Seahawks Broncos Thursday night football that's a good game I think that's a good
that could have been a potential Super Bowl matchup if you know yeah that that that was
that that is the tagline of this CBS sports leeks page Seahawks face Broncos in the
Super Bowl we almost got.
Commander's playing
the 49ers that week as well.
That should be a blowout for the 49ers.
I'm not sure how I feel about the 49ers just yet.
Should.
I mean, if James Daniel can regain his form and stay healthy,
then, yeah.
Yeah.
We'll see.
They drafted a defensive player. They didn't go O-line for the,
so it still might be a struggle on offense.
Yeah.
yeah now i'm thinking of it we should have started recording at like eight o'clock when the schedule
release was supposed to be but there we are you decided this i didn't honestly when we start
when the initial question was asked i was like i didn't really know what time this the schedule
was actually supposed to be released i thought it was going to be like first thing this morning
and then i didn't really see anything of it i wasn't really paying attention either
Now that we're here, we're having second thoughts.
Yeah, I'm having second thoughts.
Hold up, hold up.
Hold the phone, fellas.
Listen, listen up, all right.
I'm here.
There's something that we're not talking about that we need to discuss.
And I think I said it last year.
And for those of you who remember, you're about to hear it again.
We should not record, we should not record a late tonight because that's what the NFL wants.
You see, every year, like, bear with me, okay?
Every year they try to make the schedule release a thing.
It's like, oh, my God, you know, we'll leak a little game here, a little game there,
then boom, it all comes out.
Then they start comparing, and then we do the strength of schedules.
It's so cool.
Like, that's so stupid.
It's so aggressively stupid.
They try to make it, I mean, an event.
Like, you know, the free agency frenzy or the NFL draft, you know, not quite on that level,
but they still try to make a thing out of it.
The schedule release is not a, is not like a thing.
It's never going to be a thing.
Nobody, unless you're like a really diehard fan, sets their calendar,
is like, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Like it's, you know, they're not going to do that.
They will not do that.
It's like, oh, hey, this is the schedule release day.
That's cool.
They look at it and they say, oh, yeah.
No one's, like, obsessed with it, like, the NFL wants them to beat.
That's just literally not going to happen.
I'm sorry.
Like, to this day, I don't understand.
why they try to make this into a thing.
Well, I know why.
I don't agree with it.
It just gets you excited for football when you're in May.
Yeah, well, they should kind of parse it out because then we got, oh, Jake, man, I agree.
But here's another thing that I think we all need to discuss real quick when we talk about the schedules.
Can we all agree, this is something I touched on last year, but now this year we have time.
Can we all agree that strength of schedule?
is stupid. It doesn't mean anything.
Having an easy strength of schedule literally doesn't mean
anything odds are because the rating system is flawed.
And I'll give you the perfect example.
The Kansas City Chiefs, they're going to be ranked lower
on the totem pole when it comes to grading teams for your overall
strength of schedule. And because they were having an off year
last year, and not to mention Mahomes got hurt at the end of the year.
So, but now this year that they were patched up, they got some more pieces, do you really
think they'll be bad twice in a row? I mean, we can hope it'd be funny, but still. But overall,
right, I'm actually, they're not the best example, so let me do something else. Let's just say
you have a team, right? Say hypothetically the bills, right? Yep. And let's just say, once again,
this weird alternate timeline, Josh Allen tears his age.
ACL week one. He's done for the year. Doesn't play. The bills completely peter out and they fall apart and they end up picking like top five in the draft because of it. They're not good. They're like, you know, they're like three and 14. Right. So then the next year, they're going to be graded very low as far as opponents goes on the strength of schedule. Right. However, Josh Allen is back. So that's deceiving. So they're still.
likely going to be that same
Bill's team now that they have
a healthy quarterback. See, strength of schedule
does not take injuries to consideration.
Because if your entire team gets
decimated by injuries and you miss the playoffs
when you should have been good,
and the next year it's like, oh, well, you're not going to be that good.
But anyone who knows ball will actually
say that's deceiving. And it's because
of that, the strength of schedule is
so horrifically flawed.
Anyways. Okay.
Yeah, no, I'm just saying, like, I mentioned
this and people's people who
harp on strength of schedule, I've never heard like a satisfying rebuttal to this.
There's really just not.
It's just something they do to keep fans interested.
There's really no anything behind it.
Oh, yeah, no.
I mean, strict the schedule, like the nuts and bolts of it is just taking the records
from last year and calling it a day, really.
Yeah.
And in terms of like, I mean, yeah, when it comes to strength the schedule this year,
yeah, it does matter in terms of playoffs.
seating, but then again, it's just not going to matter once May comes around anyway.
So it doesn't.
At the end of day, strength, yeah, strength the schedule does not matter unless you are in
collegiate sports.
That's when it actually matters.
I refreshed CBS Sports a couple times and got some new, new updates to share with you,
boys.
Let's hear it.
Bill's Ravens.
Guess where the NFL decided they wanted to put Ravens Bills this year?
The middle.
One o'clock Sunday, November 1st.
What?
Look, don't get me wrong.
I hate night games, but that's stupid.
Panthers are playing the Packers on Thursday night, Eagles, At Commanders, Sunday night, Bears at Seahawks Monday night.
And hold on, here's your primetime game.
Thursday night football.
against the Jaguars.
The Ravens are facing the Jaguars?
Yes.
It's going to be a rough night for the Jaguars.
Yeah.
49ers Cowboys renewing their rivalry at 425, November 15th,
Steelers and Bengals Sunday night football.
That's the same week that Pats are going to be taking on the lines in stupid
fucking Munich, Germany.
Yeah.
Let's, uh, let's, let's hit the refresh page again.
Yeah, nothing, nothing new.
Nothing new.
But, uh, favorite matchup so far from the leaks that we've kind of been rattling off.
Bueller.
So, okay.
So, sorry.
Unreal.
Everyone's just on their phones.
Well, yeah, because I don't care about the schedule week.
I just don't.
I'm sorry.
Like, to this day.
I will not care.
Like, it's not a thing.
Stop trying to make it a thing.
Well, at least acts like you care about some of these matchups.
I care about some of these matches, which is why I care about the leak.
I'm just excited that football is going to be back soon.
Soon is not the right word.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Steelers at Eagles, November 22nd, Vikings 49ers, Mexico City.
It's weird that they got that Mexican.
City game as a Sunday night game.
Very, very interesting.
Yeah.
I mean, I get it.
I just, weird.
Yeah.
Tucker, Ravens are playing the Panthers on one o'clock that day.
That's fine by me.
That is fine by me.
It's fine by you until Bryce Young fucking goes crazy on you.
That's the one thing.
Crazy on you.
I swear.
If Bryce Young, all the starting starts, like, throwing the ball over all over my defense,
I'm going to lose.
Like he does against the Falcons or whatever.
Every place the Falcons, he goes off.
Like he did against the Rams.
He goes crazy on you.
All right, that's enough.
I hope he goes well, just not against my Ravens.
I hope he plays better.
Hope he blows him out like 50 to nothing.
Crazy thing is it's now starting to become a conversation between Bryce Young and C.J. Strout.
That's how much CJ Strout has decreased and how much Bryce Young has increased.
this is a legitimate conversation.
Yeah, Stroud has, I was so high on him coming out of the draft too.
Man, fool me once, you Ohio State quarterbacks.
No, don't be that way.
His rookie season, he was proven.
You know, he was.
Like, he gets worse every year.
Like, I don't know what it is.
Once again, maybe those really bad, was it, S2 cognition test scores really did mean something.
You know, because, I mean, like I said, like in the playoffs,
offs, I'm going to be real, they should not have beaten Pittsburgh.
There's no way they should have beaten Pittsburgh.
Their defense carried them.
I think their defense alone outscore Pittsburgh.
Then New England, the wheels came off.
That New England defense had Stroud in hell.
Yes.
So, yeah, like the defense just bullied him the whole game.
And, I mean, great to the Texans defense really didn't hold up their end either.
But still, like, they did enough.
to the point where they had a shot, but I don't know, man.
It's kind of hard to hold up your end of the bargain when you see what your
quarterback is doing, giving that touchdowns.
Well, to be fair, I don't think New England really had any, like, I think they may have
scored like 10 points max off those turnovers.
So that's not really a doubt.
But my point is Strab, like, he's got to figure it out.
Yeah, I hope he does too.
He probably will.
He probably will.
I hope so
for his sake
and because I want to be right
and for the entertainment
just imagine if we can get
Brokey C.J. Stroud again
that's my CTV
right there.
Yeah.
You know it.
All right.
Anything else
that we want to touch on from this?
No, not really.
Not until the release.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's do a little immaculate red dead in the episode, Per Euse.
We've got Bill's Eagles, Eagles, Dolphins, Eagles, Pats,
Chargers, Bills, Chargers, Dolphins, Chargers, Patz,
a bill that recorded an interception,
a Dolphin that recorded an interception,
and a Patriot that recorded an interception.
All right.
Let's start with a Patriot that recorded an interception.
Okay, let's go deep in our bag for this one.
Off the rip, I'm thinking, actually, people forget Brandon Browner was a Patriot.
There was, wait, who was the free safety we had behind McCordy for a bit?
Tavon Wilson?
I was going to go to Bucky Jones.
Yeah, but Jones.
I was going to see if, I was going to ask you guys if there was an offensive player that ever
got an interception on like a hell Mary.
Maybe like Troy.
Randy Moss.
Rainy Moss.
Troy Brown.
We know that.
I feel like Tavon Wilson.
No, Troy Brown, definitely.
He had an interception, either an interception or fumble recovery.
Either.
Yeah, I feel like Tavon Wilson, though.
A lot of people don't know him.
Trust me.
I don't think a lot of people know to Bucky Jones.
Well, that's just, he was solid, though.
Like, come on.
To Bucky Jones.
But, Tobuckey Jones.
started at multiple points.
Tavon Wilson was a backup.
To Bucky Jones,
the only thing he's really known for
is getting an interception
to seal the AFC championship in 01.
Whatever.
I'm just either,
whatever, man.
Let me go deep in my bag, man.
All right, fair.
There we go.
To Bucky Jones.
Yeah, 0.3%.
Nice.
Hold up.
Can I go on my end
and see what Tavon Wilson would have gotten?
Yeah, go for it.
Okay.
I'm not looking at anything else.
Okay.
A dolphin that recorded an interception.
All right.
Hold up.
Ready, Chris?
I'm there.
Yeah.
Do you what Tavon Wilson would have gotten?
What?
Probably like 0.4.
Oh.
Wow.
We'll take it.
We'll take it.
I'm kidding.
A dolphin that recorded a pick.
All right.
I got one.
All right.
Cameron Wake.
because he was a defensive lineman,
but I remember against New England,
I remember being so fed up at this one call the announcers made.
Oh, this is like,
oh, weird pass by Brady that was like blatantly tipped at the line.
But yeah.
0.8%.
The Bills?
Who is that guy?
He played for the Eagles and Bills.
We noticed McElvin, maybe.
How about when that used that one?
McElwin can go for the Eagles and Bills.
and not use that for the interception.
No, but for the bills and Eagles, I've been planning this when I've seen it.
A lot of people forget Jordan Poyer, I think, played for the Eagles and was, I think,
drafted by them, too.
It's going to be less than five.
Book it.
I'm calling it right now.
2%.
So who am I putting for Bill that recorded?
Leotis McKelvin.
Trust me.
No, no, no, no.
We odis.
D.
There he is.
0.8.
Called it.
Could have been an eagle.
Eagles, dolphins.
First one I think of is A.J.
Ajai.
What about?
Jay Ajai, you mean?
Jay Adai.
What about Kiko Alonso?
He's maybe less known?
Also qualifies.
Ah.
I'd say Kiko.
Yeah, I would say people know more so no Kiko Alonzo for the cheap shot on Joe Flacco.
So they definitely know.
Super Bowl champion Jay Ajai,
Boise State legend, British.
Oh, yeah, I'm saying he's definitely not more well-known than J-Hiae, though.
Oh, well, who?
Got you.
I think there's a lineman.
Uh, no.
Did John Hargrave ever get his way to Miami?
No, I don't think he did.
No.
I'm just going to go, Kiko.
Did Ryan Fitzpatrick ever play for the Eagles?
He did not.
No, one team.
Kiko Alonzo, 7%.
Patriot Eagle
AJ Brown
What about Dionne Lewis
Dionne Lewis
I always forgot that he was on the Eagles
for a minute
University of Pittsburgh legend
Come on, show me the money
1%.
1%
All right
You're in a bill
The wide receiver
Stevie Johnson, I'm pretty sure
Yes, he did
Stevie Johnson to leave for both.
2%.
Oh,
dolphin charger.
Oh, that defensive tackle
he was drafted by the Lions.
Snacks Harris?
No, no, no, no.
Hand is his last name.
Something hand.
Was he on hand?
Yeah.
I know he was on a pretty sure.
1%.
Speed running this, man.
Speed running.
All right.
I just.
Patriot.
In Charger, Patriot, Inchrist.
All right. Hunter, Henry, J.C. Jackson, Adrian Phillips, Danny, Woodhead.
Not Danny Woodhead.
Not Dan.
All right. Well, yeah.
Sony Michelle.
Wait, what about, wait.
No, I thought, no, Sony was on a, Sony was on the ramps.
Nope, no, he was, he was a charger.
Wait, what about, okay, regardless, scrap that.
Jalen Rager.
That is a crazy pull.
He was there.
Hey, how you know.
No, I remember.
I remember.
Jalen Rager on my ass.
What do you get?
16 on the day.
16.
There's an already of 16.
That's pretty good.
What that?
Least amount of players played for Patriots Chargers, 72.
Yeah, makes sense.
Joey Boza, Lashon McCoy, DeMarne Hamlin.
Jalen Ramsey.
How is he?
Hamlin win that.
Christian Gonzalez would have been 14%.
How about that?
I mean,
great,
there's a fuck ton of patriots to choose from.
Same thing with the bills,
but Ramsey,
Junior Seow,
Junior Seow twice.
How about that?
J. Jai,
Garrett Blunt.
Most people had trouble with
dolphins' chargers,
which,
I mean,
I always forget
that Junior Seo played for the dolphins.
It's about it.
I'm surprised Danny Woodhead wasn't the most popular for Patriot Charger, mainly just from recency.
Yeah.
Chadron State legend, Danny Woodhead, never forget.
Yeah.
Danny Woodhead, the fucking man.
All right.
That doesn't for our scheduled content for you today.
Anything else that y'all have on your minds that we may have missed?
No.
Nothing.
Are you sure about that?
Did we miss something as far as the NFL news is concerned?
Yeah, we missed everything, man.
We missed everything.
Not really.
I mean, we probably did, honestly, for all I know.
Yeah, there's probably some nonsense going on.
Like, I don't know.
Apparently, an increase in NFL Red Zone commercials in the Big 26
is extremely likely based on the current market per JPA football.
How about we not do that?
that for the sake of our, you know,
Sam. Oh, I agree, but, you know.
What did JPA football say again? Sorry?
That an increase in NFL
Red Zone commercials in the Big 26
is extremely likely.
You know, it gets to a point where
we said, you know, the commercial free football bat, that's what we wanted.
You know, honest to God, is it even worth it now
sincerely, genuinely?
Genuinely, is it worth it?
I mean, if they're,
if they're able to like just
make their commercials be like
the best way that you can really go about the commercials
is making it like a split screen
and have one game
you basically have to hope that like
every other game is in commercial break
outside of like two games
or if you're like in a weird dead space
in between kickoff or like in between
the end of the one o'clock game
to the four o'clock games
but then you would have to pray
like no witching hour
and you're not going to run a commercial
during witching hour
I mean well they probably would
for all we fucking know
because everyone's money hungry
like a motherfucker
but
yeah
like I remember when they did the
like when they originally
showcased commercials on Red Zone
earlier this year
and wasn't like
anything egregious
but still
you advertise
no commercial
free football and now we're
getting commercials. Thanks a lot, ESPN.
Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot.
Yeah, like, honest to God, I might just stop
paying for it entirely now.
I know it's like, oh, well, how are you going to watch the
game? It's like, well, I don't know.
Yeah. I just, I don't know, man.
I'm not, I'm literally not paying for that.
I'm not paying for commercials. I'm
paying for commercial free football.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right.
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