The Glass Cannon Podcast - Ascension Part 8 – Phantom Punch (Toronto)

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

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Break out the ketchup chips in Crown Royale, we're gonna have some fun tonight! I imagine a couple weeks ago some of you may have been worried about tonight's show conflicting with the Eastern Conference Finals. But luckily you haven't had to worry about that for the last 22 years! Oh my god. I just want to say like I'm not with that guy. I don't know any I'm not with him. You guys are cool Love what you're doing not with him. I love all sports teams What you guys didn't get to see is Troy sitting on the stairs to the green room peaking through the curtain watching you all watch that video

Cackling maniacally. He must be proud of himself, he just loved it. Yep, I felt like a true hero. We have a weird set up back here, there's two dressing rooms and so Kate decided it was gonna be boys and girls, but then they couldn't stop texting us the whole time. What are you doing over there? We missed them, we were sending videos and texts.

Prank calls. It was like a sleepover like in middle school like what are you guys doing? It's 9am. It felt like asking to come up to your tree house and I was like hey can I see what kind of beer you guys have up there? No girls allowed! No no no let's not revise history that much. What actually happened is we got here and Kate discovered the situation and then went up check them them both out, and the next thing I see is Kate sneaking across the stage carrying pickles and some bananas. Pickles are for girls. Back to the other room and she's like, we're doing boys and girls. I thought we were stronger

together but apparently not. Did you guys talk about anything fun in your room? Oh my God, we were laughing so hard. Oh. Same. Yeah, actually us too. I didn't hear any laughter coming from you. anything fun in your room? Oh my god we were laughing so hard. Same. Yeah actually us too. I didn't hear any laughter coming from you. No we were like cracking up. Sydney actually did make me cry. I did in a good way. In a good way. She was a joy or like you were really sad? She has this bit where she pretends she's an AI and it's so good.

I pretend to do AI Instagram videos to Kate like it's a bedtime story. We were doing a bit about an AI explaining the recipe to make pickle water and it went like this. Pickle, combine water and pickle to make pickle water summer treat. Mix glue, glue combined pickle. It was just a lot of that cadence. And I kept, we kept adding in more dangerous ingredients that you should not put into it. And Kate was hysterically crying on the floor. I almost peed.

Yeah, you sound like a computer. It's crazy. I watched too many of those Instagram videos. If you know, you know. We went on live on Instagram without you guys because you wouldn't let me go live on your Instagram. I don't know how to do that. We know, we know.

Is that why you were calling me? Yeah. Oh, I just kept hitting cancel. You did, you hung up. Like my mom, call you later, I'm doing my show. Skid, did you have a fun four hours in Canada before we leave? Yeah, I always wish we could spend more time here.

Yeah, never enough time. It's easy to get past the border now though, because the minute we start talking about what we do, they're like, just get out of here. Just go. Yeah, y'all. Their eyes glaze over, it's like, just please leave. You ever heard of Dungeons and Dragons? Just get out of here, man. We have a podcast.

Oh my god, just go. Just go. What did they say to you? They, Joe came after you. I'm like, oh my god, just go. Just go. What did they say to you? Joe came after you. I was, well, all of them are in first class and comfort plus. Kate and I are in coach. So I'm all the way in the back.

It takes me a while to get off the plane. I'm behind everybody, finally get through customs. We go super fast. But they're all having gone for a bit. And I get to the agent, and the guy's just like, what are you doing in Canada? And I was like, I'm doing a show, I have a podcast, and he goes, what's the podcast called?

I said, The Glass Cannon Podcast. He's staring at me. Starts flipping through my passport. It's kind of new, I don't travel much. And he's like, have you been here before? And I was like, we were here like a year ago. He goes, some frenzied years come through here earlier and I was like yeah they were all ahead of me and he goes that makes sense

closes the passport and hands it back we're trying to parse what he meant yeah it was weird like his tone was very weird now I'm like what did we look what were we wearing I'm like what do did we look, what were we wearing? I'm like, what do you mean, that makes sense? Like... It'd be funny if he was like, just one more thing. I heard Gatewalkers was cancelled. Just one more thing.

Just worry Columbo's you. Don't leave town. It's like, it's like guys, it's like, eyes glazed over, it's like turns out to be like, full on Colombo. Excuse me. Wrong question. Matthew, you were very excited to get ramen today. You were like, ramen, ramen, ramen.

Did you get your ramen? I got my ramen. Was it good? It was amazing. When I stopped eating meat, weirdly, the thing I missed the most was good ramen. And it's like, it's just not the same. But this, there was some vegetarian ramen.

It was honestly the best vegetarian ramen I've ever had. Really? You had a lot of vegetarian ramen? Yes. Okay. Sounds like he believes you. Yeah. I love ramen. It's an open and shut case. Good for you. Ask Joe what he thinks ramen is because he seems to have some idea of it. Joe gets weird about any ethnic food. He's like, oh there's fish and stuff in there. We asked Joe to come with us. We offered, we were like, please, I think you'll really like this ramen spot. And he goes, ugh, is there fish stuff in it?

Dude, you can't convince me otherwise. I don't care what they say. It's pork belly. It's beef. They soak all the broth in piles of thrown away fish before they put it in the bowl. I'm telling you, you can taste it. Maybe you can't taste it, but I can taste it. It's just not true.

And it's delicious. His actual response, and I'm going to quote here, was, don't they have any good American food there? Oh my. I didn't say bear. Joe. Joe. I'm not with him. And he was waving the American flag. It's weird. We're at the airport. As he paratrooped into the airport.

I had to convince you to come get Thai food with me. And you were like, I don't like Thai. I'm like, dude, what are you going to eat? McDonald's? And you had a great time. We had a nice time. Oh, best Thai food I've ever had. Yeah, it was really good. Good Thai place. I said it's why Toronto is the New York of Canada, I guess, because it's all these eclectic cuisines are so fucking good. Yeah, and everyone else in Canada seems to hate it.

Everyone we talk to is just like, yeah, Toronto sucks. I'm like, really? I don't know, I've only been here twice. That seems nice. They're like, how you like in Toronto? And I'm like, it's great. And they're like, no it isn't.

Everyone at the VIP meet and greet, I was like, I wish we had more time in Toronto. And they just would stop me and go, I'm not from here. You don't have to say that. No one here actually lives in Toronto, by the way. Oh, okay. Okay. Do you like it? Yeah. It is a startlingly low ratio. No, everyone's Ottawa. There are way more people from Ottawa here. We should just do the show in fucking Ottawa. Yeah. Take a dog sled up there or however you get to Ottawa. I don't know. Kate, what did you do today?

Oh, yeah, I'm calling on you now. Shit. Well, after we had ramen with Skid and Matthew, Sydney and I got just distracted by a window, and we started shopping. Distracted by a window? Like, the window, there was like a light. And the dress is in the window. Yeah, there was like, the dresses in the window. Vivian Westwood stuff in the window. We're like, what's this? And we just went in and we touched

a bunch of dresses we could not afford and should not have been touching. Yeah. I'm surprised I let you in the store. Got my sticky little hands all over it and they were like, please stop touching that. I was like, okay, sorry. But yeah, we looked at nice clothing and wish we had more time in Toronto. I'm serious, I like Toronto. On the way to Ramen, we passed by this jewelry store I've always wanted to go to, Vitale. I followed them online and stuff. I didn't know they had a store in Toronto. So we went by and I was like, let's go.

And then we bought necklaces and I guess the guy that works there plays D&D. And he's like, well, it was so cool. Wow, what was he like? It's so cool. And then you sold me a necklace. It was really, it's really cool when you go out to just a shop or whatever and you know they're like why are you in town and you're like oh it's a podcast and I don't know if you know like Dungeons and Dragons. It's really cool when the person is emphatically like yeah I do and I have a group that I play with and I

actually love TTRPGs and it's just this instant connection and I have a group that I play with, and I actually love TTRPGs, and it's just this instant connection, and I feel like it happens. You all know how it is. Yeah. Yeah, you meet someone else that's into it, it's like, fuck yeah. Yeah, and I feel like it happens more often than it ever has before to me,

maybe because we travel and we get to talk to so many people, but like. I think it's because of the Glass Cannon podcast. Oh, surely, surely. He was like, wow, here's 20% off. Yeah, can you show me your feet? That's how it goes. We've ruined the nice moment.

We all know what that guy was after. No choice. I've never played D&D a day in his life. Speaking of D&D, real quick, I just want to say, we've set a record in this last two shows for the amount of amazing gifts that we've received. We have some incredible gifts. Our friend Kavun gave us all like Detroit names like Jersey. I got a fucking Bryce Underwood Jersey, Michigan Jersey. Someone gave me an autographed Carl Mecklenburg Jersey somehow. And then

here as our new friend Matt Stone and his friend Tyler here. He sent me a bunch of these old D&D books. He knows I collect them. He's like, do you want any of these? I was like, yeah, all right. And just this incredible haul, including, this is a first edition, Deities of Demigods with the Cthulhu Mythos in it. And he knows how much this is worth and I

was just like oh okay all right. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah just every the generosity that was received on this trip has been incredible just like great gifts and this is a big big big big one right here so thank you. Very nice. Are there any, very quiet crowd. Can we get a couple of bad blues in the front row for these people? No, this always happens with Canadians. They're too nice.

Yeah, they're very nice. What you guys, rowdy! Let me ask you this, are there any middle, like 45 to 60 year old men in the crowd? Ooh! Everybody, cool. No, no, no. I've been meaning to ask someone this question, so I'll bring it up now. Is your fly down like 80% of the day?

Because this is happening to me now more often. I'll just be like walking in public and I'm like, oh, my fly is down. And this happens every single day. Just happened to me at the Last Class Canon recording. We went out to get a cup of coffee. And you felt a light breeze? Nope, didn't feel anything. I just looked and saw Kate looking at me.

I was like, Joe. And she just went, Joe. And he was like, thanks. And then we got our coffee, go back to the studio. We're in the elevator. By the time we were in the elevator. And it's down again. And I'm like, did he just not pull it up?

Is this a power bulb? I don't understand. Oh, I zipped it up and it's down again. And I'm like, did he just not pull it up? Is this a power bulb? I don't understand. Oh, I zipped it up and it was super awkward because I was like at the counter and the guy was like bringing back my ice tea and I was like. That's the thing is you don't want like people to see you zip it up.

So you've got to like be shy about it. So yes, my answer is yes. Matthew, you're very diligent, but you're getting up there in age. Is your fly still up? It's currently up. It's coming man Did you have to check did you just look? How many people check their fly? He brings up a good point

Skin I imagine you just got an elastic waist to be safe. No I do Like I do I mostly wear elastic waist But no when I do wear like, like anything with a zipper, yeah, it's down at least half the time. It's crazy! It's just like 45, all of a sudden it's down all the time. Buy new pants! I don't know what happens, it's just...

Sounds like it's a pants problem, just buy new pants. It's a combination between physiology and brain deterioration. Yes. Yeah. Slides down. Well, as you have frequently pointed out, to be sure, what is it after 35, your body just arcs inevitably towards decay? Yes.

When you hit 30, it starts to break down. When you hit 40, it starts to die. And then it slowly dies over the next 20 to 40 years. That's a good moment. That's sure to get them riled up. Why are you guys so quiet? Very tight about it here. You did open the show like relentlessly mocking their sports teams.

They're used to it. Yeah, they yelled at us. Yeah, I love when they yell at us. I love when they boo us. They're very nice. They're just too polite. Did everybody catch up on the Ann Arbor show last night? It was a humdinger! I'm gonna give you a quick little recap of that before we jump back in. I had a die in here. That's chipped. That's a

ten. Make sure you undap your caps here. There was only one cap used last night, which was a little weird. What? What? What? I guess I have a Canada cap. Whoa! That's right. We have a chronicler in the audience.

The people have spoken. That is worth one tenth of a penny. Yeah, what's the exchange rate on Canada caps? Might as well have monopoly money. All right, here's the music. Can you do something? Crowds asleep. Yeah, anybody who listened to the Ann Harper show, I didn't do much.

I was just kind of there watching. I know. I want this. I want you to shine this episode. Oh, please. So put some music on. What happened last night? You guys had a bit of a situation. You had to clean up. Oswin murdered his second person.

I'm going for the record! Going for the record! Going for the turkey. He needed to figure out what to do with the body and decided to sort of stage a situation where this guy was a known bad guy, maybe the King's Outriders thought that this guy, knew of this guy's past basically,

he's gonna steal something from camp, hide the body to make it look like this guy absconded with a valuable, he found this like maybe magic, a short sword in a sleeping woman's tent through the body in the river. Meanwhile, Helena. Well, I also, I set a very clever trap to a delayed fuse to burn his tent down, and we don't know what happens with that.

We don't, do you wanna roleplay that? I wasn't there. Okay, you weren't there. Oh yeah, no? I was only there at the beginning. You could play the fire. I could, sure, yeah. If you want someone to play the fire,

I played fire. Okay, we'll see what happens. I did Torch Song Trilogy back in 2008. I can do that. Where'd you play? The fire. The fire. The torch.

The torch. I was the torch. The rising his role is the fire. Yeah. It's getting hard. Helena, uh, snuck into the room of Sister Violet DeWitt, the Holy Sister of Sidonah, and found her, uh, sort of admiring her pregnant belly in the mirror. You know that the Baroness, Lady Montrose, is pregnant, but her sister is as well. Her sister isn't married. Her sister Apparently doesn't have a bow

Who is also like I have a bow she's hiding the pregnancy like she's deliberately hiding. She's hiding She's wearing thick robes to cover this up. What is going on there you? Helena decide to kind of confront her and make it seem like you just stumbled into her room, and she's like oh, please I'm not decent, covers up and you may get known that maybe you know what's going on here and she gets very stoic and asks you to leave. So you do. And now it is Starday and the prince arrives,

the prince of Mendev. He is the second in line, well the second son, so really the third in line, right? But I guess second in line. Anyways, he's, so really the third in line, right? Second in line. Anyways, he's never gonna be king unless his brother dies. Unless we kill his brother and his father. All right, calm down. Flashback.

Just to recap. He seemed like a pretty well-spoken, even-tempered guy. Even-tempered guy. He shows up with some knights. Very respectful. Very respectful. He knows what he's doing. He's been trained since birth.

How can you kill a polite man? He comes with some knights of Abadar. It seems that the king of Mendev, they worship Abadar. And he comes with knights, he comes with a holy mother of Abadar, there's some soldiers and some nobles, and they greet each other. It's all very ceremonial. And then there is a feast. And everybody's on the dais. In fact, let's just bring up the map here, because there's so much. Let's see this is straight to the early map.

Yeah. What are we doing? What are we doing? Early map call. What are we doing? I'm going to get this crowd fired up with a map. Map. It's definitely a dais and not a bar. It's not a bar.

Where you can order drinks. It's not a repurposed tavern map that I found five minutes before the show. So a lot of people sitting at the dais. It's a listen. It's not built this themselves. Yeah, they built it like huge. They built it too big and anybody here? No, no. Shut up. A lot of keep experts out there, I guess. Right. I think it's a fine keep. No, it's real stupid.

Look. Just for people that listen to the show and didn't get to see, this is a full-size soldier. That's a stool. That is a table. That is a foretop. That is a table. They were moving them out of the way

so there could be a dance floor. Obviously. Well, what is the table. They were moving them out of the way so there could be a dance floor. Obviously. Well, what is the table? How big are these actual tables then? With all these other little tables surrounding them? Well, there's always little tables near the bar. I think this makes total sense. And those stairs are enormous. Cocktail tables. You have a drink. Oh my God, look at the size of the barrels.

They like beer! This is like holding their water for months. It's a keep. You have to hold up in the keep, you need your supplies. They're called cisterns. Those are ales that they're, they're barrel-aged. They're like big old brewery tanks, yeah. But if you come admire the chair at the table, it can seat four of us.

I think it's fine. But anyways, everybody's here. It's a grand old party. And until all of a sudden Killian hears his wife, Joan, whose surname spells J-O-W-N-E, Joan comes in.

Joan. So dumb. It's your name. You didn't even think of a name. You're like, Joan. It's always the best name when you ask Joe to make up a name by the spot. It's always magic. And you just say your name with a name. Joan. Your own name for the first noun that comes to mind. Just add a couple of vowels to it. What's your wife's name? Joan. It's like if you can hear Joe's thoughts, it's like Joe, Joe, Joe.

Joan comes in during this feast. Killian, Killian! You turn and you see Eldren, the half-elf son of a man that you founded the town with, Helena founded the town with, the man that organized, well, the son is the one that organized this gathering of dissidents. Like, what is going on here with the baron? Should we be doing this? And he comes in with your youngest daughter and a knife to her throat. You try to reason with him.

Baron Montrose is like, oh, let's give me his head. And you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. And Eldrin is just, he seems out of sorts. He's losing his mind. He's like, now will you listen? Now will you understand that we can't do this? Now, now, now? Oswin takes a shot, but Killian gets through to him.

He releases Phineas and stabs himself in the heart, just as Oswin's arrow pierces his eye. As his blood pools on the ground, three phantoms rise up. They rise up into the room, these three knights bathed in green light. And they call out Sir Leemon Quince, who is? Known penis.

Known penis. Known penis. Known peen. How do you say penis in Toronto? Is it just penis? It's just penis. How do you say penis in French? Pen? Pen? Pen?

Matthew said, how do you say penis in French? And I heard a guy just say very very clearly D'oh! That can't be right So, I mean they would know They would know Oh here's some fun word

Who calls it a wand? Anybody call it a wand did you Google? No, I'm just finding fun names for penis here. He's a real Bird take a look at my birch. What's the French word for wiener? So, uh, this is a realits as a real salsies, if you know what I mean. And he, uh, they, these phantoms call him out and his treachery. And then all of a sudden, everyone seemingly in the room, all of you as well, feel this like haze covering your eyes. You feel this animalistic urge to like kill and then one by one

soldiers, city guard, knights of abadar start attacking each other as the phantoms close on you. We got through one round of combat at the end of the Ann Arbor show. We pick up at the top of round two. show we pick up at the top of round two. Woo baby! You're starting to warm up. You're starting to warm up. It's a big combat crowd. It's a big combat crowd. Killian Donne wall.

Sausage wall. Sausage wall. Sausage. Dick wall. Dick wall. Dick wall. What? Succeswall. Succes... Dickwall? What? Alright, he had tried to play perhaps a little trick on these ghosts that didn't work. They swarmed up behind him and struck. He tried the old Scooby Doo maneuver.

He tried the old Scooby Doo maneuver. He is a little maddened by this mutagen he took. He drank a mutagen. Oh, right. Let's talk about this. Yeah, he started to like, What? What was the mutagen? It was a dragon. Drakeheart.

Drakeheart. And he started to grow dragon scales from his skin and his eyes turn into the narrow slits of dragon eyes. And he starts to lose a little bit of his mental faculties, even as he grows this natural armor. Mental faculties? What? Mental faculties.

What did I say? No, I'm just admiring your heaven. Ouch. Wow. Rude. It's very Un-Canadian-like of you. How surprising. It's true.

It's very rude. Tell us of your dragon eyes. It's true. It's very rude. Tell us of your dragon eyes. Fuck everybody that clapped. You can't hide. You can't hide. I can see. Just take your stupid turn. Alright. Take it too long.

God, get off my ass. Alright. Get off my teeth. Get off my sausage. Okay. He is going to kill him just... I feel like something's off here. Sorry with my music. Anyway, he gets fired up. This thing hits him in the back and it does this spirit damage.

He just turns around and he's dragging eyes. Look at this ghost and he's just like and his voice is like drops like three octaves and it's almost as if like a dragon is like screaming at this thing and he puts a hand on his weapon which i think is an action so he's going to two hand his bastard sword and he just swings at this thing and I'm gonna do an intimidating strike. Oh! So yeah, it's gonna look super terrifying as he swings his bastard sword at this thing. Not you fucking twit! Oh, this die was given to me at the VIP hang by, I forget your name, who did this Sir Will Die, the long campaign.

My man. That guy. My man. Yeah, get your name who did this sir will die the long campaign my man Rose quartz for the rose in the light natural 20 Putting the spirits of Highbury to rest tonight You wanna do you wanna pull Joe or Joe Ronto? Joe Ronto, You wanna pull a crit? Joe Ronto, bro. Pull a crit? Pull a crit! Alright, is there anyone from Toronto in the crit system? Let's see, do we have any Torontians?

Torontorians? Open it up, we've got Kyle G from Toronto. Yeah! Kyle! Look at him! He's like he's on the plane! He's losing his mind! Oh, man, that was such a prices right right? Shit, I gotta get the prices. Okay. This one, I'm not sure how to say this, it's titled Just Give Her Bud.

They get it. Is it a Canadian thing? Just Give Her Bud. It's probably an SCTV reference. You just gotta give her to get her going there, eh? Yeah! They're loving this. Get those 30 dangles, eh?

What do you mean? You just gotta give it to give it going there, eh? To translate. Double damage, but wait, roll again to hit. On a success, all damage dice are maxed for this attack. Okay. That's a good crit. That's a really good crit. It's a really good crit. NONSENSE SHOUTING SCREAMING LAUGHING LAUGHING LAUGHING

LAUGHING LAUGHING LAUGHING LAUGHING LAUGHING LAUGHING LAUGHING LAUGHING Oh my god. He won the showcase!

Speech! Speech! Stop the show! What is happening? Alright, hey! Hey, yeah. Who are you and what have you done with Joseph O'Brien? Oh, I'm getting word from the refs. We're going to need a check on that die. We're going to need another check to see if this is a, what, a weighted die?

Are you just picking it up and placing it back down? Was that your rule? Are there other numbers on that die besides 20? Is it all 20s? I'd like to 20s is it a joke die for babies like an up between innings I want to check your clothes I have a 20 on the one like a makes you die I was given a die that someone did not tell me was a 20 and a 20 on the one and you never really noticed and I used it for months never rolled as many 20s as he did during that stretch When I found out and I was like, holy shit dude, this is a trick die Troy was like, what the fuck

Troy was so mad, he was so mad He ended up like Barry Bond, he's like, you'll never get in the hall now So, max damage in another crit No, because it's... Hold on, Kaylen! Max, so right now it's maxed damage doubled But that was what was the wording of the spell was that another attack? No, it's just on a success all the damage dice are maxed for this attack. Yeah, it's a separate attack

I feel like we should I should I also think I should roll again Right. I was too busy looking up, uh, uh, give or but to follow what was happening. If you roll again, and roll a natural 20, I will say the enemy is dead. Roll again for what? This is a- Just for but. Yeah. Oh.

So it's an order of the amber die house rule that we enjoy. Three consecutive natural 20s is instant death. Stop. Absolutely. I also will be removing that die if you do. There's no way. Give it back to this gentleman here. Dude, holy shit.

Okay, not natural 20. Alright, so double max. It is human. Double max damage. Now, when you go ahead and take that action and place a second hand on the bastard sword it goes from d8 to d12 and now you know that so that is 56 points of damage I mean I mean he looks like a fucking dragon right now. Yeah, yeah This would be terrified

If it survives it is frightened one right frightened to Yeah, you hit this thing with all force and it just shrivels in death. Yeah! One shot! I can't wait. I can't wait to explain to the town authorities about how you transformed into a dragon, suborned rebellion, and then killed a ghost? One shot a ghost.

Let's go. So sick. Oh my god, I'm sweating. Was the grip situation a free action? I believe re-gripping is one action. Yeah, I think. So you've got one action left. Releasing is free.

Gripping is... You've got one action left. What do you want to do? Intimidating strike is two actions because it automatically adds frightened on a hit so yeah it was worth it would have been that Phantom Knights turn but he's dead again it's now Oswin's turn okay so none of these there are two phantoms remaining. Both of them are uninjured, correct? Yes. Okay, so he is going, like he already shot someone

about six seconds earlier. He is going to hunt prey against the one to the north, the northernmost one. Yeah, nice clean shot. Nice clean shot there. Although it actually doesn't matter with Hunter's aim, which I plan to use anyway. So he is going to hunt prey and use Hunter's aim. Okay. And fire. Okay. That is a 16 to hit.

to hit. Dammit, Oswin doesn't miss. Apparently does. That's it for me. For you. Well, see if I can rule some 20s. Now of course I am up against Sir Norther. You have a very good AC. My shield is up. It would be fair to attack you, or not. The armory was split in two. So it's going to swing its Phantom Blade at your chest. Oh wait, it was actually 18 to hit. That was a public one. Okay. See if my die can cheat like Joe's. Ha ha!

You're very high AC, so I don't know. This seems like it's a hit, but it wouldn't surprise me if you said miss. 25! That is. Damn it. Alright, what's going to be? 12 points of spirit damage. Ouch. I shall swing again.

Then I'm going to close. You can't move my cat. Which one? Yeah. Oh, no. Hi. But that's us. Hey. No.

No. We're the Woodman folks. Let's dance. Sir Norvold, it's now your turn. He struck you, tried to strike again, and then he moved on. I shall chase. I shall... Chase. I shall give chase. Give chase.

And now flanking. Yeah. Do you have a weapon in your hand? Andromeda? Nope. She does not have a weapon. She's a wizard. To threaten?

Yeah. Yeah, these. She can punch somebody. I mean, it won't be very effective. She could feasibly punch him. Yeah. Alright. If you ask Andromeda, she goes, always.

Alright. Alright then. Yeah. All right, if you ask Andromeda she goes always All right, all right them, okay, I'm gonna swing with my long term and roll this guy This is from stone who gave me this in the BFD meet and greet. It is his very first D20 he ever owned I'm about to crush all the good memories Okay, natural 16, 27 to hit. Nice. Nice. Okay, that is going to be 11 points of slashing damage. However, that is our friend Squid reminded me of this yesterday, because I am Paladin, that is holy. Holy damage! Holy damage! I believe, I'm assuming your ghost is undead. It's not spirit damage though, it is just holy damage. Is your weapon magical? Yes.

How much damage? Eleven. Okay. Not all of it goes through. That's fucked. That's so fucked. Oh wow! 87 points of damage!

Oh! Yeah! Christmas miracle! 87 damage is sweet! That's a lot. That's a lot of damage. That was more than he did. That's incredible.

I'm sorry, and did you take the flanking into account? Yes, I took the flanking into account! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.. That's a lot of damage. That was more than he did. That's incredible.

I'm sorry, did you take the flanking into account? Yes, I took the flanking into account. Just checking. Alright, I'm gonna swing once more. Okay. With the map! With the map, and another natural 16 for 22 flanking. Yes!

Okay, that's gonna be nine points of magical holy damage. That's my turn. That's your turn. Well, it is the other Phantom Knight's turn. That knight has a bow out. A phantom bow. Oh no. Oh yes. And it is going to, well, you're within my volley range there Killian, so I'm gonna fire it at Helena. No! No! First I will like sort of clear the way here to get a better

shot and then take it. Killian moves. Stop it. Cut that out. Man and ball, point man and ball. I am gonna shoot at Helena. Thank you, Stone. Natural. What? Oh! These guys are real scary, huh? Woo!

Nice try. Okay. All right, let's see if we got any good bumblers in Toronto. Sonia from Toronto. Yeah! Hey, Sonia. Sonia. Cursed by name, cursed by nature.

Oh. A spiteful and jealous spirit with a great accent has decided to take its rage out on you for the suffering it endured in life. You arranged attack backfires and hits you in the mouth. Yeah! These inept nights! For 1d4 piercing damage. And then roll a reflex save. Alright, I roll a reflex save first. Another natural one. Wow! Yes! Great fumble from Sonya. Unfortunately I don't think it's good old matter. A crit fail on that is 1d4 persistent bleed. They don't bleed! Unfortunately they don't bleed but thank you Sonya!

That was dope! Thank you Sonja! Invoking the name of NestaCoin. That's a great bamboo. And it takes no damage. It will fire once more, I've rolled out my ones, let's try a new d20 here. All these dice SUCK! All these dice suck!

All right. They're so protected in that case. Here we go! Natural two! Well, that's my round! Helena? I don't even wanna play. She sees like an arrow whiz by, she's like, What was that?

She spends one action to sustain Bless, so now it's a 25-foot emanation. Awesome. And then I wanted to do a Vitality Lash, but yeah, I think I still wanna do it,ity lash, but yeah, I think I still wanna do it, or no, I don't wanna do it on the, it's, will it incur an attack of opportunity? Yeah, but we don't know if it has an attack.

Yeah, we don't know. Probably doesn't have one. Probably doesn't have one. There's only one way to find out if it does. I know. It's true. Well, in that case, since this one's all up on me, I'm actually instead going to reach out and touch Sir Norval and infuse Vitality on your weapon. So now...

It's the same thing, though. If you cast a spell within range. It still provokes. I'm not gonna do that. Okay. I'm gonna cast Vitality Lash, like I wanted to. Yeah, okay. At the one in front of me. So please give me a Fortitude save.

All right, I'll do it, because you asked nicely. Please. Fortitude save. Rocks! 25. That's a pass, so you take half damage to let me roll that. Yeah, but that's not, probably not gonna go through. That's not vitality damage. Oh like max damage but it's half so it's eight points of

damage okay and it's eight points of it's um vitality damage so I'm hoping it does extra. It does not. What? But But it hurts it okay. It all goes through them. Yeah So she does okay cool Thank you so much It was amazing so polite everyone's like yes, ladies gentlemen city manual, okay? andromeda Now kind of we have this this one surrounded Hopefully it's gonna swing at sir normal and not at Helena and myself

But to try to help the cause she's gonna snap her fingers behind it and smack it in the back of the head With her hand and cast ignition Yeah, she's gonna slap it and do some fire damage. Slap it with fire, alright. Roll the hit. That's gonna be 27 with the Bless. That is a hit. And that is going to be 15 fire damage.

Nice. Okay, as usual, not all that goes through, but a lot of it does. And last action, she'll raise shield. Another shield spell. Raising some shield. How about top of round three? Back to old dog one. Oh, there he is.

You are sitting alone there. Such a badass. He's gonna, yeah, he got really angry when he saw this bowman shooting behind him at Helena, and so he interposes himself as he wanted to. He will move forward to this ghost. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm gonna stick with it. It's working. I'm doing another intimidating strike. He looks like a dragon on the battlefield. He's just, UGH! And if a ghost can be frightened, it will be.

Let's go. Ah, that is a 25. Two hits. That is a hit! Yeah! God. Oh! Trying to find all my D12s!

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So it does seven points of slashing, and the creature is frightened one if it is can be frightened some reason this Phantom is frightened by your prowess it does not take much damage at all but it is frightened yes right that's my round okay cool my other guys dead so now it's Oswin's turn. All right, Oswin's Times curses himself with this hand missing his it's fit fingers as digits. He pulls out another another What do you call it Harold?

It's been a long couple days. Yes. Yes. He's gonna do another hunters hunted hunters aim a long couple days. Yes, yes. He's going to do another Hunter's Aim. Hunter's Aim. OK. On which one? The one that's surrounded by your friend? The one that he already did the hunt prey on. So that's the northernmost one.

The northernmost one. Northeasternmost one. Yes. And that is a 30. Ooh. Damn. Wow. Yeah, that is a hit. And you have. Wow. That is a hit.

And you have a clean shot there, where your angle is, no one's blocking it. Again, doesn't matter. Yep, 100 shot. But that's a lot of damage. That is 20 points of damage. Wow, nice, Oswin. And that phantom dematerialized.

Yeah. Strong start. OK. Nice, Oswin. And that phantom, dematerialized. Nice! Strong start. Okay, and then with my third action, I will hunt prey on the one remaining ghost. Oh, awesome. Nice. Hunt prey on the one remaining ghost. That's it.

Okay. Sir Norville. Sir Norville, seeing the phantom disperse into nothingness before him, will whirl around and charge, not mechanically, at the remaining Phantom, which he can just reach, and he will take the swing with his long swing. That's gonna be a 23. Hit.

Yeah. He's frightened. He's so scared. He's so scared. 23. Hit. Yeah. He's frightened. He's so scared. He's so scared. That's me. 14 points of slashing magical hole. Damage. OK.

OK. And then third attack, I will swing again. OK. Miss, miss, miss, miss. Oh, it was on a natural 20, but it rolled off. That's certainly a miss with the 14. OK. My turn to play. Oh, shit. Nice.

Nobody gave me dice? That's not true, people do. Alright, I'm going to attack killing him because I don't like Joe with person. With what? With my shit. Exactly. He drops his phantom bow. Free action.

Just dematerializes. First action. Pulls out his phantom blade. Is that a manipulate? Yeah, just dematerializes. First action, pulls out his phantom blade. Is that a manipulate? Yeah, it's a manipulate. I attack. Yes! That also triggers my reaction when you swipe. But you go first.

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Demogena! That was a little close, sorry. Just like the other two phantoms, this one dematerialized. Amazing! dematerial. However, as it sort of fades back out of existence, fades back into the ether, into whatever world or realm or plane of existence it came from, once again it calls out for Lehman Quince. Says Lehman Quince, the Dawnblade is coming! Your treachery will be laid bare! And it melts away. As this thing disappears from the battlefield,

your voice will be heard. You... That sounded pain. Look around, You look around and there is carnage. Bodies everywhere during your fight. Looks like there are Knights of Abadar laying on the ground. City guard, nobles, locals, dozens of people lying dead on the ground, some dismembered, heaps of bodies, pools of blood. You look to the dais, some people on the dais are no longer there. Oh my god.

You don't know if they've fallen, if they're hiding. Sir Donald Cain, the head of these Knights of Abadar. You see, he has been wounded during all of this, but people are starting to like come to. The very few people in this room still left alive, but Sir Donald Kane is like trying to get his bearings. He's now, I have him behind the dais, but he's actually going to be.

He's tending bar. He's tending bar. It's happy out everybody donald kane he comes up and he's like looking around looking around at this hall that looks like a battlefield and there's two of the king's soldiers flanking him and he looks at lord Montrose who is still there, looks at all of you and he's wide-eyed. He sees his soldiers, his men dead on the ground and he says, heed the call of the spirits.

There is treachery afoot here, sorcery and mind control no doubt at the hands of your Pagan Goddess! He points at Baron Montrose. We will lay this village to waste before the ink dries on your land and titles you peasants. Soldiers! Take the prince and the two girls. Kill the rest. What? Leave no one alive.

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Actually, that's a mission from my girlfriend. She said, get as much coffee crisp as you can smuggle back over the border, back to the States. Now I'm having an evil thought. Would it be wrong to make hot coffee and then, like, swirl it in the coffee? My god. That sounds so good. Or hot chocolate. coffee and then like swirl it in the coffee. My God. That sounds so good.

Or hot chocolate. Let's go. I'm going to be bringing a few of these back across the border. How about in the chocolate martini? I had to add liquor. Folks, this is a situ-ation. There are dead bodies. It's a sitch.

It's a real sitch. Lilo and Stitch. Dead bodies everywhere. I have not done all the carnage here because I don't want to. However, there are three now enemies. Sir Donald Cain, the head knight that took the statue of the symbol of Abadar and gifted it to you, feels like there is treachery afoot. You see, he's been wounded.

His soldiers have been wounded. Others are dead. He sees his men, his women, all lying on the floor, some decapitated. You see some of the town guard, your friends, dead, nobles that traveled with the prince, dead. You don't even see the prince right now. Most of the members of the dais, I still have them here on the map, but you don't see everyone. Lord Montrose is there, but Sir Donald Cain had said, keep the girls and the prince. Kill the rest.

And they are approaching you. Oh, man. Roll for initiative. This is a big show. This Toronto show is very important because it's kind of the midpoint of our story. Yeah. After today, we don't play this again until Indianapolis in August. Tickets

on sale next week. So this needs a big strong rock hard cliffy. Or perhaps... Character death. Who here in Toronto wants to see character death? I thought you guys were polite. I know, a little bloodthirsty for Canadians. Well they do love hockey. I just want to see a good fight. Joronto no mo! Andromeda Quinn! What did you get on the most important initiative

of your life? 15? Oh! Not good. Your life is worth a 15. You will perish in the Great Canadian American War. No, no! So stupid. Our country's so stupid.

The butter for the Mounties' muskets. Yeah! Don Walsh! Twenty-six. 20! Same die! Just keeps rocking it! More like 26! Yeah! I'm just trying to be a little tip. Trying to get this crowd excited. This very polite, quiet got a 13. Oh! Unlucky. A 13. Helena! I also got a dice from Stone, and it's a dice from his ex-lover. Bum, bum, bum!

And I rolled a natural 20. Oh! So I think I redeemed that somehow. 30 total. How can we be lovers if we can't be friends? Was she a Canadian singer? You guys like Brian Adams? Of course you do.

Sir Norval the Pious. 25. 25. Nice, dude. 2019. All right, let's take a look at the battlefield here, man There's a lot going on a lot to unpack but right now you're going back to back Combats you see here's one night Here's another night over here. They're sort of like on the other side of the room and there is sir Donald Cain

They're all wounded all wounded. So maybe easy prey, but you know a knight of the king of Mendev This is a guy that could probably just kill three people with ease He's a level 20 fighter About encounter design. He's at least level 20, and he'll be level 21 after he murders you. He's just a few XP away from that level up. Alright, going with the new die here. It's probably going to suck, too.

Round one! Beginning counter. Helena, with her sweet, sweet 30 gets to go first. Don't she love when the cleric gets to go first? I do. I do. Well, no, it's good. You get the buffs and everything. It's like, it's awesome. So yeah, I guess I'm just gonna, I'm gonna cast Bless again. Yeah. So that's two actions. So I think maybe we briefly thought that the fight was over and now she has to go boof again What's the radius on your boof when I booth it at first? It's only 15 feet. That's beef in French What's the radius on your that is inappropriate Matthew

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McD with the vodka sodas. No, not even everybody! No, not even everybody! Good buddy McD. New homeowner and recently engaged Brian McDermott. Shake that ass for the crowd! Thank you so much. Hell yeah.

Thank you, McD. Now I can finally drink my pickle juice. We love you, McD. But yeah, the limit is whatever I can do in one minute. So I wanna do that, and I guess raise shield because I don't wanna be the one leading us into battle. Shuang. Very cool.

All right, it is Sir Donald Kane's turn. He's one of our own. Last night at the Ann Arbor show, I looked over at the notes, he points down, he took the notes, and it's Sir Donald Kane. Return tab hyphen one of our own. All right, man, they are very far across the room, annoyingly far across the room. So Sir don't, Sir don't Kane like this being expert in tactics that he is. Is this getting a weird thing with the ruler? Yeah. Yeah, I think it updated. I updated and I don't like it. Yeah, no, I don't. I don't like it Yeah, I don't like it. Oh, it's so different now. It's not its fault. It's user error I'm sure it's symmetric. That's the Wi-Fi. It's a metric. Oh wait, is it?

No It's showing me if you You guys can't you guys that would be really funny. That would be if I hover over my character This is foundry being smart, it gives me the nearest path to the nearest enemy. Whoa! That's kinda cool. Unfortunately, it's giving me the nearest, but the nearest dead enemy.

I'm gonna disagree with you. I'm gonna say...I'm trying to figure this out. I think it's giving you your last movement action. Oh, you're right, it is that I was the previous movement. No Yes, that look at me. That's where I moved from yeah, also the closest dead enemy is right next to I forgot it disappeared All right, so he is going to move twice and raise his shield.

The knight next to him, or in the back. She's really far away. Nice job, Lavale. Oh, this is cool, they show you a trail now as you move. You see that? Yes. We spent the last five minutes talking about it. Sorry, I really don't.

I don't really listen to you guys that often. She's going to move, and she's going to close. She's trying to keep a little distance. And then this... Is this server still alive? Don't worry about the server. I am a paladin. I do worry about the server. All right, so the one in the back triple moved.

And now it is, man, this is what sucks about rolling into this too early, is like they had to triple move to close on you and now you guys just come up and bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Killian Dawnwall. You've been hot, you've been red hot here. Red hot. Maybe you should move to Toronto and we never talk again. Not a post. Uh, I don't... Okay, here we go. Let's see.

Uh, interesting. Interesting. Um, too... Yeah, this is bad. I feel like he's in kind of the same situation. It's a true battle. It's a bit of a standoff. Yeah. It's a true battle. It's a bit mustangel. Yeah. In it. Well I was gonna delay. I rolled such a high initiative that I was gonna

delay and let them come to me but they already did and yeah. I mean I think it's just so good. He's gonna say, he's gonna say, Helena. Well actually, he's going to say, he's Dragon Man voice. He's going to say, dragon, dragon, behind me! And he's going to delay. Okay. Using that dragon voice costs two actions. Sir Norval, the pious. What Killian said, come bask in the light of my goddess. But not in that way! What way do you think I mean? There's no time for conversation.

All right, come bask in the light of my goddess, and there's going to be plenty of time because I delay his way. Wow! Are you guys serious right now? tacticians Cowards told you I said get behind us behind us. You're going before them. Oh, I guess so. Okay Now It is Andromeda Quinn's turn and Romita as you stand, sort of watching this situation unfold, you're

almost bleary-eyed for a moment. You're taken to a different place. The carnage around you sort of swarms your mind and you're brought back to a memory. back to a memory. You open your eyes and we're seeing what you see is a room not unlike this room covered in blood. There are scorched runes on the floor. We see now this room is not a big giant keep. It's just a small room but there's blood everywhere. There's glyphs on the floor and near one of the glyphs there are two hands like pressed into the glyph but they're they look like they're severed just above the wrist they're just like two severed hands right below the forearm pressed into the floor on top of one of these glyphs a single gold bracelet hangs on the wrist of one of these severed hands.

And now we see you, Vandromeda. You're younger. And you're sitting there. Your eyes are glazed over just as they are now in the room of this keep. And you're almost like in this trance as the morning sun starts to trickle in through the window. Fill the room. Maybe the sunlight as it moves past it hits your eyes and you blink back to reality. And you come out of this semi-catatonic state and see the horror around you.

Maybe there's a part of you that thinks up until this moment that you imagined all of this, that none of this was real, that it was just a horrible nightmare, but it all starts to come back to you and flashes. We see a beautiful face of a young girl walking into your boarding school for girls. You watch her walk in,

you're like staring at her, and she makes eye contact with you and smiles. We see that same face seconds later, eyes bulging out of her skull, black smoke escaping from her mouth. You're back in the room, staring down at that gold bracelet, sitting amidst this carnage. What do you do?

amidst this carnage. What do you do? Andromeda, as the sun moves across her face through the window of this small apartment room, you see that her face also has a spray of blood on it. And as more light fills the room, you see she herself has blood just on her clothing. And she sits and the sun continues, shadows grow more on the wall, the day grows longer. And it's almost like the sun is set, like hours have passed in a second and she is still

sitting, glassy eyed just staring and then she gets up like muscle memory takes a book takes a bag leaves the room. You see her exit a building and walk across what looks like a campus, like in a university town. Like Ann Arbor. Like Ann Arbor, Michigan. Go blue.

But... You guys have universities here? I can't think of one here. But... I don't see them in the NCAA tournament or anything. Is there any evidence? Like a Canadian university. Name one.

Sounds so weird putting those two words together. Toronto Uni. Is that what? TU. TU, baby. The fighting game cocks. She walks across a big campus and it's a school, some sort of schooling. You can tell it's like a mage school. It's a school for wizards. She walks across this campus, kind of in a daze, just like directly across the quad and into another building. And it's like an administration building. And she walks just up to

like the front desk, like the secretary's desk. And she just walks up. And you still got blood on your face? All over. Secretary says, maybe she's like typing on her laptop. So immersive, just a minute. Now she's writing. She says, yes.

What's wrong? Are you okay? Are you hurt I? Have to I have to cancel my classes For today You're hurt you're hurt and she starts calling for people and they come in. They come in and they just like start looking you over, looking and they're pawing at you looking for signs of a wound and then they quickly realize that you're not bleeding, right? It's someone else's blood. And she is holding this book and she hands it over to one of the administration people and she hands it over and it is an old tome and

any magic user, higher-up magic user on first glance would know immediately that it is necromantic in nature. And they take the book and it's handed over to like by now maybe the dean or some higher up has come in. They're calling people from all over and you're just standing there as they're plying at you and doing all this stuff and they hand the book to this guy and he opens it up to a bloodstained page where we see these glyphs similar to the ones on the floor flash the glyphs with hands and just see like resurrection resurrection. And then we come back to this room. You are brought back. The haze fades and they are approaching you to kill you. What do you do? I think Andromeda looking around, she sees that waiter nearby who is completely maimed, dead, and cut to pieces.

And she has that sort of vision of the hands in the glyph and this carnage that she sees in front of her blending together. And I would like her to take frightened two immediately. Really? Yep, I think immediately. She is. Okay, wow. Bottle cap. You know what, did you dap your cap yet?

No. Okay, well I would have un-dapped it. Okay. Good job. Maybe next time. And she, yeah, she immediately frightened and I think, she doesn't even hear that Killian had yelled out to her or Sir Norville had said anything. She didn't. But because of the frightened and she sees these people coming toward her, relax Joe, Act two. She is going to move backward just off of pure instinct, just like moving away from

whatever the situation is. But still in a daze, she just takes these steps backward towards Killian and Sir Norval. I'm going to double move and she's just going to move basically, that's as far as she can go. As far as she can go as far as she can go and third action I don't even know what she would do in this situation maybe she instinct instinctually just also cast shield again she just is so protecting herself yeah it is just she's mentally not there right now she is having a

hard time she cast shield and doesn't say anything. That's her turn. Okay. Okay, wow. Ladies and gentlemen, Sydney Emanuel. Wow. Little applause break for a turn. Nice. Where I didn't do anything.

Thanks, guys. You did less than nothing. You made everything worse. Frightened, too. You did this to debuff yourself. Leave her alone. She's having fun. Have a good time. She did her best. I guess the best was good enough.

I already missed the drop box. It lasted one night. It lasted one night. I burned it out playing a Hail to the Dropbox. It lasted one night. It lasted one night. I burned it out playing a Hail to the Victors. Quite literally six or seven times. Yeah. Oswin, you are up here, still sitting at that table. I know, I'm just like, yeah.

I'm like one of the sentry guns and the director's kind of aliens are just like sitting there. you were saying backstage during the intermission You're like I love being an archer again. I do it's like dealing death from a distance fucking awesome Best Talking to young woman earlier was a drone operator. I guess I may have misinterpreted what she does really well. All right, so I am going to... So this... Right to the north of me, this is one of the knights, right? Yes, this young lady.

So he is going to... He a new new target packages keep like unveiling themselves so he's going to like turn it like his bow around and look at her he's going to hunt prey and he is going to do Hunter's aim on her. Okay. Show me what you got. That is a 25 to hit. Five to hit that young lady is a hit. There you go. Sixteen points of damage. Whoa. OK, 16 points of damage.

Very good. And that is my turn. And that is your turn. Okay, archers. Archers and drone operators united. All right, this young lady in the back will start moving five, 10, 15, 20, 25. That's close enough, ma'am. Close enough. Ma'am, stop. Does she stop, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, but see what happens in round two as you start to feel each other out in this battlefield. Helena. Helena is going to charge at the lady in front of her. No, she's going to run back away.

I think that she saw Andromeda also run in fear. I mean, this is horrific, but something else going on there behind her eyes. So she does run back, double move, right back to where Andromeda is. And then one more action to sustain blast. So now it's 25 feet emanation. Nice! So you all, except for Oswin, should be in it. Oswin, I don't know if you'll ever be in it.

I don't think I could feasibly ever be in it Oswin. I don't know I could feasibly ever be in your or I don't know if you need it. I Could always use it. Yeah, but no, it's probably not the number one prayer Okay, it is sir Donald Kane's turn don't okay, don't okay, okay? All right, Donald Cain is gonna double move up to Oswald what Loses the closest enemy everyone else I didn't our way backed away didn't see that one coming I was a little bit and he's going to With his third and final action swing at you with his sword.

Let's go go. I'm not built for this. Oh no. Get away from me. 28 to hit. That's a hit. That's, of course, that's a hit. Leave him to die there, aren't ya?

Oh, Max, damn it. Oh no. That is 18 points of slashing oh yeah okay good news is he can't raise his shield however ouch that's a juicy hit And now it is a nearby night's turn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did this. Did this.

Did this. Did this. Did this. Just so thrilling sometimes. I also imagine they're counting like that. They're like, one step. I'm so embarrassed. Second step.

Foundry VTT Wow Fuck I hate having to move right into you, but Come on Step into my own yeah Step in the arena all right, so she's gonna move twice ray shield Killian dawn wall I'm gonna continue to delay. Okay.

I'll give Sir Norval the honors. He looks over at Sir Norval's dragon face and he just grows a head toward her. Sir Norval Lepias. Joe has yet to take a turn. This guy's... Do I detect that Andromeda is feeling frightened? Yep. She ran away. If you look at her, yes, she's like glassy-eyed, tears are forming, and she looks like this. Man, that's good fear. Really scary. Fear acting. I will tell you, if you stay within my aura until the end of my turn, you would be, your

Frightened Condition would immediately go down by one. Oh! But it has to be the end of my turn. So if I go up to engage this Knight of Abadar, you won't be in my aura. I see what you're saying. So I might delay, and in game terms suggest, you know, get closer to me. I'm picking up what you're putting down and I'm loving it. I say you should stay closer to me if you're feeling frightened.

Don't worry. Actually, yeah, because that would take her down to zero, right? Because it would go down on your turn anyway. On my turn. Well, you tick down one on your turn, and then, so I will delay to let you go first. Big brain. I love it. Big brain.

Big brain. We're so good at this. Yeah. The synergy. You all went to McGill University. That's the Canadian one. Or actually, as we just discovered, University of Toronto, which is more highly rated. Congrats.

Congratulations. I should have said McGill. No? No. Congrats. Congratulations. I should have said McGill. Stupid, stupid. All right, so Andromeda, it's your turn. Oh. He delayed. OK, so Andromeda will not run away.

I'll stay. And I'm still frightened, one. But the idea is come closer to me, because I'm going to advance on this night. Oh, copy. After you're done. Mmm, okay. Mmm.

Just come like in front of Killian. Just step in front of Killian. Okay. Right? Yeah. And if you walk up to that other night, she should still be in the aura. She'll still be in the aura, yeah. Yeah, she'll move in front of Killian then.

Maybe even Killian like takes her, you know, like she's just super out of it. He's like, stay right here. Yeah. Because he's about to go past her. Jesus, there is a human shield. Right? Right? It's like, take too much soap.

Do your worst, Kane. Do your worst, Kane. You wouldn't hurt this innocent city wizard, would you? Yeah. I was hired by the city. All right, so you slide up one action, or was that two moves to get there? No, that's just one.

Um... I'm gonna do a two-action spell. I think when Oswin gets hit, it knocks her out of it a little bit, and she hears Oswin take damage, and she looks over, she says, Oswin! And she'll reach out, and I am going to cast... Thunderstrike. Ooh!

On Donald's little butt. So... On Donald's little butt. So Donald's little butt? Yeah. Right on his little butt? Yeah. I'm calling my shot right to the butt. All right. Could you roll a reflex save? Okay.

And I'm sorry, before you do that, he's wearing that fancy armor, right? With the big key Yes, you'll take a negative one circumstance bonus to your save It's made of hemp Nice about the dog where him That's how they show off their wealth all right 21 That's how they show off their wealth? Alright. 21.

21 is a save. Barely, barely a save. But you'll take half damage. And... She thunderstruck his butt. Tates! Alright, so... Can I...

Can I reroll damage if I dab my cap? No. Okay. That's a bummer because I rolled kind of poopy. Can I reroll damage if I gap my cap? No. Okay. That's a bummer because I rolled kind of poopy, but that's going to be... You're going to take two electricity damage and four sonic damage as I hit you with a thunder strike. And because I damaged you, even though it was just a success your clumsy one for one round

because The reverberations within your armor you can't oh your sword you can't hold it right your jiggling too hard Is that? But is that but who's jelly back here is butt jam? Cause jelly don't shake like that. And that's it. That's my turn. Second action. Andromeda just instinctually wants to help Oswin in that moment.

And she's coming out. And now I'm no longer frightened. No, well, you're now you're frightened one and now Sir Norville will act. Cool. Try. OK. Sir Norville will step up to the night and be like, it brings me no pleasure to do this, but welcome to my aura. I'll just swing with it.

Yeah. Get her. Welcome to my or just swing with it get her natural 20 Wow. Lord with the 20! This city is good to us. Did you guys say Canada-Casa? Canada-Casa! I like it.

Canada-Casa! Does that grant me citizenship? Dual citizenship. I cannot believe. Okay. Get that crit. Has this one been hit yet? Is this the one that was hit? Yes. Go ahead. Give me a stupid crit Okay

There's a few of these in the audience, but this one's from Mike in Toronto like not sure how many mics here submitted crits This one's called blessings of the six This one's called Blessings of the Six. Yeah! Mike! Mike, Mike, Mike! Wait, is that... Is that my book recommendation? What's up, Mike?

I think this one is spectacular. As you strike, you feel the blessings of the city to the north. North! As you strike, you feel the blessings of the city to the north. Nooooooooth! Double damage, and you gain a counter of six. Until the end of this combat, whenever you roll a d20, you can choose to add a plus one circumstance bonus to that roll. After the roll, but before you know the results. Whenever you do, reduce your counter by one.

You can only do this once per roll. One of the nicknames for Toronto is the six. Oh! Oh! Wow, good crit. You learn something every day. Good one, Mike! Nice one, Mike.

Good job. Is it double damage? Double damage, and then he gets six plus ones to use whenever he wants. Circumstance bonuses. Hell yeah. Circumstance bonuses. Nice. So whenever you roll a d20, so it could be a saving throw.

And they stack with your less status. You should keep like a d6 and like, oh you did, oh great. Perfect. So smart. I play magic. Alright that's gonna be 26 points of damage. Woohoo! That hurts.

And because I've now got this counter, I'm going to take another swing. Yeah! Let's do it! Okay, I will use a counter before I do the math. And you have the bless? No, it's 25. Oh, he's just. Oh, he's just, oh shit. Oh, shoot.

I didn't think about that. Got the shield up. Should have waited for a minute. It's probably a miss with an 18. Thankfully a miss. Okay, that is Sir Norval's turn, but at the end of my turn, Andromeda, you're suddenly feeling

not quite so frightened anymore. Yeah, yeah, you see her eyes kind of shift back and she looks a little more emboldened and steady on her feet. She's not shaking. That rocks. That's cool. Cool aura. All right, Killian will now go. Oh, shit.

All right. Shit. Gah, gah, gah, goo. Killian slides up. Provoking oh I will take that react oh React oh shit wait did I better stay right there actually you know what we just make sure Yes all right, so fuck I could have used my shield block

to reduce some of that damage, whatever. I'm gonna take my reactive strike. That triggers my reaction, by the way. Tell ya. Reactions, triggering reactions, triggering reactions within reactions. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe with a 20. Reacts set. I wish you would have a 20. React Setshift.

I wish you'd hit. As I'm sliding by, she takes a strike and Killian's too fast. Moves right past her, right into flanking, putting her off guard with Sir Novel. Nice. Let's go! That will eliminate the shield bone, so is that it, or you can do attack? No, now I am going to go ahead and do the same thing.

I'm gonna do Intimidating Strike. Again, again, with this dragon face. I made the wrong choice. Ooh, not good. I think I came back to the roof. Uh, oh. Dab it! Dab the cat! Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, Come on baby. One, one, one. Oh baby!

29. Yeah! Off guard. Yeah, not a crit. Damn it. You shouldn't lie about that, Kirsten. Uh, oh, whoo! Okay. Uh, that is 18 points of slashing damage. Nice. And you are frightened one. No I'm not. I'm dead. Dude this, this is working.

Oh yeah this is working. Real synergy. Oh that was two actions so he is done. Yes. And he turns to face the other one and just. It is the other one's turn and you moved within striding distance of it. Yes, but I am not off guard. You're not off guard. I spent a whole round flanked. Yeah, I was hoping it would stay alive because then I could flank and go,

ha ha, I could flank too. I had a whole joke planned. Flank sandwich. Flank sandwich. You want to role play the joke? No, forget it. It's not funny now. It's not funny now. I don't want to do it.

I don't even want to be here. He's getting so pouty because he's not around anymore. This is my day off. I'm not supposed to be here today. I'm going to swing my short sword at your face, your stupid elf face. Penis! 24. 24! Slams the dragon scales

and does not pierce through. Yeah! Dracarge! Gosh. That skin makes it so hard. I have to roll so high with the map to hit you. So I have a plus 4 item bonus to ASA.

That's awesome. And then a plus one status bonus from you, right? It's like... Not anymore. Oh, I don't have that, but it's still a miss. It's like, it's a total like Jekyll and Hyde thing. Yeah. It's great. It's so fucking cool.

Alright, I'm gonna play smart. I'm gonna raise shield for my third action. It's boring, but they don't wanna die. They wanna kill. Oswin, you are standing next to Sir Donald Kane, the Knight of the Realm. He just came and washamped you. What are you doing? I step away, and I am going to, okay, and then I'm going to hunt prey against this person. Against Sir Donald Kane, one of our own?

Yep, one of our own. And I am going... And then I am going to do a hunted shot. Yeah. Okay. His shield is not raised. Okay. He is clumsy, so his AC has been lowered. His reflex saves are down.

Okay. And I get a penalty to this because I'm within the volley range. A rule I agree with. Where do you move back? Because you didn't move yet. Yeah. He steps five feet away. Okay, I can do that.

Five away, okay. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to dap my cap. I rolled a natural two. Oh. Oh. Dap it.

Dap it. Double dap. Okay, that's better. That is a 26 to hit. Wish I had my shield up. That is a hit. Yes! The 20 points of damage. Nice. Gross. So he's like, thump, thump, and he fires again. Quick as a whip!

Okay, that is a 19 to hit. 19's a miss. OK. All right. Round three, Helena's turn. All right. Let me see. So Oswin moved and I want to get within 30 feet of him because he was hit the most recently. And I think that that square, great, is 60 feet away.

So, yeah. Double move. Double move. Ring your ass. Whoa, hold. Sustain, bless, one more time, 35 feet emanation now. And now everyone's in it except for Andromeda, question mark. Yeah, Andromeda's not in it. You're 40 feet away from me, but I think this is good.

You're in it. No, Andromeda's not in it. Oswin is. But I wanted to be within 30 feet of him to heal him, maybe. Okay, cool. Cool. So she's like, everyone keeps running all over the place, and then she just sustains bless again.

Okay. Emanates 35 feet. All right. It's Sir Donald Cain's turn. Sir Donald Cain is- Come on, you spurs. Fuck this guy. He's going to roll up on Oswin again. No. Had to use a step there to do that. Oh, man. I don't want to attack Skid.

I'd rather kill somebody else. I like Skid. Thank you. He's already upset. I don't want to make him upset. I know. I'm already angry. You don't want to make this worse. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

And if I had my Dropbox working, I'd play the Incredible Hulk. We'd all have to laugh. Just imagine it. Man, there's a lot of things I can do, but I think I'm going to get the most juice out of doing two attacks here. So that's what he's going to do. Instead of using any of his cool abilities, which burn actions, he's going to swing once with the Bastard Sword.

Penis? Penis? Sausies? Sausies? Biff? Biff. That's a 23. Yeah, that's a 23. Boof. Boof. Boof.

Boof. 13 points of slashing damage. Yes. And then third and final action. The Swing Swarm comes right back at your chest. I mean, I'm rolling such shit. Yes! 18. That miss. That was a big turn right there. I'm making this knight look like I'm straight up gone down. Well, he has been injured in this melee, so that's why he's shitty. Andromeda Quinn, what do you do?

What are you eating? What are you eating? Is that your third copy, Chris? Did you not know it was gonna be your turn? The delays keep confusing me, I thought I had a lot of time. Foundry tracks the initiative. Right, you can see it right here.

I don't know how to read. So Andromeda is going to move. Actually, she doesn't have to move. I'm not moving. What are you doing? It's your turn. No, what are you doing? Andromeda is going to cast Animated Assault,

but she's going to cast it just ten feet away from Donald. So suddenly, like like plates and cups and candles and things from the table start swirling in this tornado mass but I only want to hit Donald not Oswin. So she'll place it 120 foot range. Easy to do for you. Basic reflex. Basic reflex. Okay. I am still, am I still clumsy? You were clumsy one? No. So that was your turn. Yeah, so you're not.

That will affect my reflux. I hate all my net worth. They're not serving you well. This is the horror war for the Flames' Tools. It's heavy. It's a Norse boundary here. Here we go. Alright, reflux. 22. Just passes. Wow, you are rolling shitty Okay, so that just passes you'll take half damage. So that is gonna be

detent So am I I am also wrote Joe you're giving me bad luck. You're doing Is good luck tonight Greatness, oh no, I've become the Joe Oh, no Wow, oh that's even worse cuz it's half shoot Well a teacup hits you in the ear and you take to to bludgeoning Here man

Two bludgeoning damage. Hit me in the ear, man. Hit me in the ear, man. I rolled two 2's on a d10. God damn it. Who throws a shoe? Honestly. Is that two actions? Yeah. I'm going to move a little closer.

Cry. Give me action a little bit. Right at the edge so I'm still in the aura. Okay. And that's my turn. You guys, I've got a horseshoe up your ass. Ha ha ha ha. Sir Norval the Pious.

Sir Norval's gonna take a glance at Kilian. You got this, you got this lady. I've got her. All right, I'm gonna go help Oswin. And he's going to triple move. You have all of his actions to get into melee with so Donald kines Oh So as not to provoke did you climb over the table I

Went kind of as an L shape. I so I assume you didn't do anything that would have provoked No, I avoided the cover of other book be more fun If you just jumped over the table and parkour your way into that position well That's not really his style. Maybe but maybe he like pretty he's like instead of the parkour He first threw this chairs these giant giant stools Clearly this was once a hall for Giants. They'll say sir Donald Bring me no pleasure to the to do this but welcome to my aura if you would please lay down your weapons We might resolve this peacefully.

Yes, that tone fit the fervor of the battle. He's a very, as we remember from the flashback, he's a very even-keeled gentleman. Right. From the flashback. Right. Dawn Wall. If you can keep your cool, Wothers, et cetera, et cetera.

You are toe to toe. I'm sorry, you're not joking? What? You used an action to be nice? You didn't just hit him in the face? No, it was a free action. He struggled with it so that he could move around. Oh, that was a triple move, sorry.

I missed that part. It's always a free action to be nice. It's true. I think these people know well. They'll know, They can tell you. Tell that to J.K. Rowling! Killian. Okay.

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Still up and he Grabs her by the neck and now he's got her and she is off guard. Oh my god Yeah, until she moves out of his reach awesome, and then he's going to smash her face He's critties fucking pants, oh my god, Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go believe you've rolled this many crits. I know this is the only time you said sorry I was gifted other dyes. This is a severe encounter. Making mid-speed of it. Let's see if there's another amazing person in Toronto. Yeah come on. Another amazing John. How about someone from Hamilton? The The musical? Yeah. And the suburb. Did you submit a bunch? There's another mic from Toronto. This one's Flowing Strike.

Flowing Mic? Another mic. Where others might become sluggish and less accurate as they strike, your movements flow together in such a way that each strike becomes more accurate. Double damage and plus two circumstance bonus to the next attack you make with a map. Oh, nice! Oh, okay. Very cool.

Fuck. Uh, okay, so... Almost. 36 points. She's dead. She's dead! Yeah! Killed her. Yeah. Dude.

Killed her and called back. What a wrecking crew tonight. Yeah. Fuck. Look at he's surrounded by dead bodies. It is, I know. It's like Joe Carter squaring up on a fastball in game seven of the 93 World Series.

Amazing. Oh my God, I can't believe. All right, so yeah, dead. And now you have a plus two on your next attack Is it just this round no no that that has the map? Okay, yeah, so I'll actually all I've used is two actions so he will begin to move Toward you know he's just gonna like for drama's sake start slowly walking around He's just Iing this absolute a-hole. This lizard dragon man.

Exactly. Circling this table. And that's how far he can get with one move action. But yeah, he's on his way around. He's like, you've made a terrible mistake. Oh man. Woo. Woo.

Woo. Woo. This is the most fun combat I've ever had in my life. You're having a good time, man. It's really working out well for you guys. Oswin, you are toe-to-toe with Ser Donald Kane, but now Ser Norval has moved into a position against him, giving you an opportunity to pull back if you'd like, and see Killian, Dragon Killian making his way around the table. Okay he is he's going to he is going to step back take another step back diagonally

and he's still hunted prey so he is going to do a Hunter's Aim shot at him. His second two actions. Still got the penalty for the volley. So that is a 22 to hit. With the books. Oh, 23, 23. Yes. Oh! What? This guy's a tough customer.

It's round four. Helena's turn, one combatant left, you hope. There's a lot going on in this room. What do you do? We hope. So yeah, now that I'm in range with Oswin, I'm going to do a two action heal on him. So to do that.

Hell yeah. Oh, I just roll the healing, wow. Being a cleric is so easy. When Troy hears the number, you say out loud, he's gonna be so mad. He's gonna be pissed. Oh, oh god, 28 healing. Yeah. Yeah.

Awesome, thank you. Skin approved. Damn. Wow. Damn, being a cleric. I'm almost back up to max, it's fucking amazing. We're cleric rules. Skin approves. Damn. Damn, be a cleric. How about we back up to Max? That's fucking amazing. We are cleric rules. I just rolled 320s.

I have to stop. I have to stop. All right, two action heal on Oswin. And let's see. Guidance has a range of 30 feet. Sir Norval, where are you? I'm over here. OK.

The little ruler, which is weird, says 32.5 feet and that's crazy insane. This is 30 feet away. Go to the center of my square. So the edge of your square is 30 feet. And that's fine. Yeah. No, the edge of my square is 32.5 feet. No, the edge of your square is 30. The middle of it is 32.5.

So she's going to cast guidance on Sir Norville with her final action. Nice. No, it's fine. That's fine. Sir Norville. Sir Donald Cain's turn. Ooh, Knight versus Knight.

This is what it's all about. Sir, I have given you the chance to surrender honorably. You are outnumbered. You are no knight. Bitch. I will show you knighthood. He's gonna fuck you up, or at least attempt to. Let's do an intimidating strike here.

This would not, by the way, the guidance in the wind stack, if you're blessed. Yeah, but you would get a saving throw just in case he does something crazy. Please! I don't have a Captain App! Yes! I think it's still a hit, but I really want that crit. That's a 26. It hits. Very soft boo. 11 points of slashing, and you're frightened one. Six. It hits. Boo. Boo. Very soft boo. Boo.

11 points of slashing and you're frightened one. No I'm not. That's right. Boo. You don't scare me, you don't scare me sir. I'm trying. Even with your rude words. I'm trying to scare you.

All right, second and final attack. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 30. Hit. Okay. Can't crit you. 17 points of slashing damage.

All right. Do I scare you now? No, but you do tire me with your insults. Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. All right, it is five on one. Andromeda. Andromeda feeling

more empowered and trying to not look at the dead bodies. She is going to move a little closer to get in range for her next spell She really wants to help Oz when she wants to help normal. She's not very strong. She's going to Suck up another a saucer For a teacup and like spin it like a frisbee and try to hit him in the head telekinetic projectile Let's see. That is gonna be a twenty... Are you sure? Sure, are you just making up numbers over there? Oh, 29 with the bless. Yeah,huh. Yeah! If you kill a Knight of the Realm with a teacup, never playing this game again. The campaign loses all legitimacy. You can't kill a Knight of the Realm with a teacup! She really, I guess she played frisbee golf at that university because wow, that is a

16 points of bludgeoning damage. Yeah. She whips. Could you at least made it a butter knife? Okay, fine. There was also a butter knife on the saucer. Balancing on top of the saucer. There was a Demi-Toss spoon.

A teeny tiny, tiny little spoon. All right, you said 16 points of damage? Of bludgeoning damage. I can't believe you guys are gonna fucking stop this encounter. All right. All right, I got it. Anything else? Okay, he's still up.

That's the two points. He's still up. I really wanted to take him down with a plant. Okay, and then she will cast, there's not much I can do for a one action. She will do just another shield just in case he does something crazy. And she'll say, Oswin, take him out

before he hurts anyone. Sir Norval's turn. Matthew, I think you're due for a nat one. Ew. What the frick is that? Gross, I can just feel it. I can just feel it. I just feel it.

No, it's really, it's true. It's not very nice. You haven't tapped your cap, so you could, you know, take it away, but I just feel like it's coming. I'm going to take a step to set up flanking position for Killian, should this go on longer than my turn. Okay. And then I'm going to say, Your cruelty has not gone unnoticed.

Okay, with the bless and the counter, thank you. And the guy that says the sack. And the guidance. That is going to be, there is a one. 28 to hit. Wow. It's Golden. Golden. That's a hit. That'll be 13 points of damage. I was just asking. It's the night of the round. You suggested he could have been taken down by a teacup. I thought he was running. I just didn't want him to be taken down by a teacup. You were suggesting he could be slain by a teacup.

OK, this is going to miss. 13. Miss. Do you want to dab? I should dab. No. For a map hit? Yeah.

We're almost done. You're going to dab for a map? For a map. Dab for a map? Maddie Caps is dabbing for a map. Alright. Get a dab for a map. For a map. Dab for a map. Maddie Caps is dapping for a map. Maddie Caps dab for a map. Maddie Caps dabbing for a map. Is your classic map tab dab rap? Uh, still misses with a 19. Yeah, I know, right? Yeah. Awesome. Okay. But I have set the flanking for you, Killing. You have set the flanking for Dragon Man.

Oh yes you have. It was before you made that little move, something a little different was gonna happen. But when you slide to the side like that, I'm sorry, I just, I have to do a visual for Killian. If you're not watching this, just tune into YouTube. Because Killian looks like this. He has released the sword. He's got it in one hand.

So he looks like this walking around the table. Ha! Wow. Can you hear it at home? With dragon eyes. What do you mean? He doesn't pick up his step at all. Can you hear it at home? With dragon eyes. What do you mean? He doesn't pick up his step at all.

He walks slowly because he knows this enemy is already defeated. Yes. Like a draconian of Kryn. And right as you think, perhaps, perhaps, Sir Norval was onto something here. Capturing this guy, getting a hostage, something along those lines would help in this entire situation. He just slowly walks around. One action, grabs the sword with two and just slices this motherfucker down! Let's go! Off guard!

Uh, that is... Wes? Wes, twenty... Wes, 22. Off guard. 22 off guard. Miss. Not a hit. Not a hit.

That was my round, because I had to put a hand on the blade. To make you feel bad, you missed by one. Damn it! Do you feel bad? So close. I do. Oswin, you are up. Okay. Oswin, I don't know how to move my character.

Okay, I'll help you. I want to move him 30 feet away from this person. Straight back or straight down, an angle? Where do you want to go? Alright, alright, I got it. So I am going to... I'm going to stay exactly where I am. He's going to stand next to Hulane.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to stay exactly where I am. Fuck this shit. I'm going to stay exactly where I am. Fuck this shit. Let's stay exactly where I am. He cares not for the volley mechanic. He's still got hunted prey. He is going to do the hunter's aim. That is a 27 to hit. That is a hit. Yes. That is 13 points of damage. Okay. Chip, chip, chip it away.

Okay. Chip, chip, chip. And then he is going to do a hunted shot. Take two strikes. Miss. Miss. Okay, top of round five. Helena.

Sir Norville. Yeah. You need healing. I have seven hit points left. Okay. I have 78 points left. Oh my goodness. Wow. Okay, I'm good at this. I know when my teammates need help.

So she sees you standing your own, but you seem to be lagging. I'm standing my own, but there's a giant pool of blood gathering around my feet. This red icky gross stuff. Yes. Pulling down by your feet. As you were trained cleric, that is the...

That is the official medical nomenclature. Your humors are imbalanced, I can tell by the red gross thing. Medical training is up. You are licking the same stuff that everyone else is. It's gross. So two action heal for you. Oh my god, there's so much man, I don't know how to do it.

24 points of damage. Or... Dying two. She said it. Hand up the chest piece, he's dying. 24 points of healing. Okay. It feels invigorated.

The icky stuff stops dropping from his body. Oh, thank goodness. Thanks, Zidane. So I only have one more action left, and there's not much. I guess I'll expand the Bless, sustain it, just in case we move somewhere. Who knows what happens. So. Okay.

45. Extending that okay. 45. Standing at bless. 45. 45 is so dope. It's crazy. So freaking blessed right now. Hashtag blessed. Hashtag blessed.

I was stalling while I reloaded Foundry. All right, so Donald Kaine's turn. Oh. I didn't know you were almost dead. Now I'm coming for you. No, he's not now. Oh, you're one crit away from falling. Why did you say you had a stomach?

I am fucking do. I am do. I wanna give the good people of Toronto a kill. All right, they've already seen a bunch tonight. Yeah, we killed a lot of you guys. All right. What am I doing with this shield? Drops the shield. Two hands his sword to up the damage to a D12.

Can you just drop this reaction? Yep. It lands on your foot. You take six points of damage. Here comes the swing. Come on! Oh my. I know your AC is very high, but it's the closest I've come to a crit on you.

I didn't raise my shield up there. 34. That is a crit. Oh no! He's going down, dude! Let's go! Oh my god, D12. He's going down, dude! Let's gooooo! Oh my god, D12. Where are you, you beautiful bastards? Alright. Oh no.

11. Oh no! On the D12. Plus 10 is 21. 42 points to Daniel. Dying 2. Oh no! Shaboom! 21 42 points of them dying to know now he feels like he's got something this is terrifying put a little skull and crossbones all with his final action he sees this Pretender night fall to the ground night of a pagan guy who did gra what are you doing?

Oh, I didn't think of that's a great idea My god, I just cut his fucking head off What happened in Toronto? We don't need to voice every thought that comes to mind. Honestly, it's like 30% of the time she speaks, it's awful. So mean.

Something awful happens right after she speaks. That's true. We'll move Sir Noble the Pious in the initiative order right before Sir Donald Cain. Wouldn't be very knightly to Coup de Grace though, I must say. You don't know how they knight. You have to yield, you yield, he's yielded.

You shouldn't do that. You don't know how they knight. You don't know how they knight. It's a girl now. I don't know how they knight. I would never yield. Oh well, all right. I would say if I was a knight.

This one's coming at you, Killian. Final action. Two-handed. Bring it. Sword. Bring it. Oh, well, all right. I would say this one's coming at you Killian final action Two-handed really scored bring it 31 31 say hits Not a crit another 11 21 points Okay Okay hit 21 points. Oh, oh, okay. Okay. About damn time. Your night, your frontline fighter has fallen. You have two frontline fighters. One of them is a dragon. Andromeda Quinn, what do you do? Okay, and drama to scene this fucking guy, she doesn't even know him. Donald, fuck this guy.

Andromeda sees all this carnage and she feels like it's his fault. This is his fault. Knights should protect people. The city guards- He's protecting his prince. Nope. Against your pagan witchcraft. Nope, knights should protect people.

This is wrong and Andromeda is summoning from those giant kegs behind the dais yes She summons all of whatever the liquid is the beer the ale and she's gonna do a hydraulic push Yeah into Donald Cain, and she says It was right push the whole map off the screen pull it back And she brings and she brings it back. She says, Donald King, you are not one of our own! And she shoots her hand out. Let's see... Well, that was a mess. Let's see if she can hit.

Grat, John. Bless. Dep? Dep the cat! Let's see if she can hit. Crap, John. Bless. Bless? Dap? Dap the cap! Oh! Dap has been dapped! My mind flayer cap, I'm dapping it. Dap that crap. All right, let's see.

I'm switching dice, cause that was bad. Oh no. What did you roll? It's just like a 14. It's not good and it's not funny You've embarrassed yourself in another country and she Yes, ale sprays, but it just miss it just slightly misses him it shoots and gets a baby hits shoots and hits a baby. Who brought a baby to this feast? Is there a baby here? And that's two actions and for her final action she'll just poop salad herself. She'll run up behind Oswin just to be closer to everybody and to give encouragement. Okay, a little encouragement action.

Killian Dawnwall, perhaps the most important turn. Brutal. Come on. Yeah, he's not hesitating, he's going to town on this guy and he's going to, ah, and will, intimidating strike right back at him. So here we go, he swings with the bastard sword, two-handed, oh no, he missed it.

Oh god! Did you dapp already? I already dapped. It's the same roll again. Damn it. Shoot. Bad roll. Bad roll. And then he will go again a second time. I imagine King just jumping out of the way and he just like crushes the side of this table. Then he comes back around again, and he swings again, this time with a small boost to his normal map. Here we go. Oh, buddy.

Oh, no. It's 24. With the bless? 25. Oh! Yeah! Are you sure? Pretty sure.

Yes. 25. Oh! Yeah! Are you sure? Pretty sure. Yes. Plus two. Yes. Well, plus two. Well, yeah, I counted the plus two. Yes.

25. It's exact. Yeah! Exactly! Phenomenal. Phenomenal. All right. That is 14 points of slashing damage.

Didn't roll great. It's not great 14 points of slash Tonight in the realm guy Anything left that was it and who he is gonna go down now Oswin all right now. I forgot Oswin's fine. Okay. I am going again. I'm going to try to get away from to move. Okay. Where do you think you want to go? I'll move away. Okay. How do you all know how to do this? I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going

on. I have control of your pond. I have the ruler for me even though he doesn't yeah, it's all this you I updated I updated this Oh, we started this used to work. Well, we'll relearn. Okay. Anyway, I'm 30 feet away going southeast so southwest okay, I've we I got you. All right, so it's like you scampering away trying to get within Reasonable range of his long bow. He gets exactly what he wants to be, and he still has Hunter's Mark on this thing, and he's going to do Hunter's Aim with his second two actions. There we go. That is a 27 to hit. That is 16 points advantage. This guy is tough. The night of the round.

Tough customer. It is round six. This feels like a fight to the death. It really does. Helena, what do you do? Shed my ass. I don't want to do that. All right, so Sir Norval's down, obviously.

Dying. Two action heal on him. Okay, huge. Okay. Huge. So let's move that. So that's a 20, 21 points of healing. Thank you. So you're up and wounded two because you went to dining two?

No, he's just wounded one. Oh, I thought you went to dining two. But still prone. All right. You did, but that doesn't bring you to wounded two. So that was two actions. What can I do with one action? I don't know.

Check on that baby? I mean, yeah, I can expand Bless more, sure. What baby? The one that got hit by... don't worry about it. I missed the baby. You can't make me do anything. I got a baby with beer. Most of the things that I have prepped are for fighting undead like infused vitality etc. Do you have to use your action to sustain Bless?

Sustaining it increases the emanation but it lasts for a minute. Oh okay. Yeah regardless. Okay. So it's still up. Okay. So we need that. I guess raise shield. Guidance? Guidance sure but it doesn't stack with but... It doesn't stack with Bless. Oh, right, right, right. I'm not taking any fucking suggestions! Oh, wait! No! Wow.

Thank you for your help! I'm outside the Bless, so you can give it to me. You are? No, you're not. I am, right? No, I'm 45 feet. I don't know who is emanating. No, you're in it Helena is emanating. You're you know what I'm currently I'm talking about Okay, sir. Norval the pious you are Prone awake wounded and at the feet of sir. Donald kane. What do you do? I?

Don't know what you're shaking your head at. Proceed. Sir Norville will, his fingers will reach out. I'll provoke. Just to grab the weapon? Yeah, it's a manipulate. It's a manipulate. Just to grab your fallen weapon.

Drawing is also manipulative. Yeah. Does a shield stay attached to your arm when you go down? No. What? Only cause that's stupid. It would be strapped in my arm too. It's strapped.

No, all right, fine, fine, fine. I mean, depending on how late in the medieval era we are. Let's get, let's really, let's really take into this. I could say you're splayed out and you have your arms still in the shield. Stupid. Can you just like, boot scoot away five feet and then do all the things you want to do? No, he's got to stand up first, which will... Can you just boot scoot away five feet and then do all the things you want to do? Not from prone? No, he's got to stand up first, which will provoke. You can crawl, but it might provoke, probably.

Does crawl provoke? I'd have to look. I don't think it does, actually. Like a five-foot... yeah. Crawl... No, because you can't step. Just punch him. Punch him in the nuts. Yeah, yeah.

Punch from prone. I'm gonna shield bash. Okay. Bum-prone. Yeah. He's gonna bash him, bash him. Bash his nuts. Right in the nards, dude.

Right in the nards. Wolfman's got nards. All right, so you'll take a minus. He's off guard. Yeah, I'm off guard, but you take a minus two to the attest. All calculated in here.'ll take a minus. He's off guard. Yeah, I'm off guard So you take a minus two to the attached all calculated in your off? Nard, but I do have less often the heart of chest off Nard inner thigh wound

You kill him from a prone shield bash I'm gonna use the counter. I Already got my cap I'm not gonna use the counter. I already got my cap. I'm not going to use the counter because this misses. Not a strong roll. Then I will go again, shield bash, open a swing wait. I have a third action. All right, hurry up Do I just absorb the attack of opportunity for you raise your I'm not gonna provoke I will just raise my shit A polite golf clap for that one.

Okay. Very cool. I'm going to attack Killian and try and take you down in one swing. You will. That is a 25. That's a hit. That activates my reaction. Oh, DR! You get resistance 6 to this, and I get an AOO.

Okay, retributive jawn! Going back to stone's die. So you will only then take 6 points of damage. Oh amazing! I've already minused the 6. And I missed. Damnit! Second attack. No!

No! Stop it! Oh, 30. That's a hit. Oh no. Max damage. 22 points of slashing damage. Dying one.

Yeah! Oh god. Boop! Oh, he's down. Down. Down. Down. Oh god.

Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. points dying one thing damage yeah he's down down down down one more action you hit the ground and he just goes to hit the night so honorable this is we know map met mega map situation here but your AC AC's down. Let's say my shield is up She'll be done. Oh, you're 30 was with the map. Yeah I haven't rolled a natural 20 yet today So he misses you

Andromeda Quinn Killian has fallen and you assume he is dead. She immediately runs up next to Sor Norval up to Donald Cain and she as she's running she snaps her fingers and slaps him across the face. And she says, no more! And she slaps him with a fiery open palm. Ignition. Ignition. First he will take his attack of opportunity.

Fuck my dick off. Andromeda, no! Does it count if I said I like was running and snapped like a few feet back? Twenty-four to his. 24 to hit. You take 15 points of slashing damage. This guy is a beast. That's okay, that's okay. And now, what was your ignition?

Awesome. It was 29 with the bless. That is a hit. Okay. Yeah, there you go. So, just as meaty as a small woman's palm could be, she slaps you for 16 points of fire damage. That is sick, dude. And your eyebrows get singed right off immediately. You come up, you go to hit him, as you go to hit him, he strikes you across the chest. You're now gushing blood and your hands touch his face and for a moment his face

transforms into the face of that young girl. That young girl with smoke coming out of her mouth, her eyes bulging out of her skull, burning away, fire, blood. you come back and see him, and the life goes out of his hands. Yeah! Oh! Yeah! New kill shot! Andromeda melee kill shot!

Yeah! Taking the A.O.O.! Come on with this! Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh My god, oh My god. Oh my god, sir. Donald Cain a knight of the realm Falls to the ground dead This is not good

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