The Glass Cannon Podcast - Gatewalkers Episode 86 – Oy The Vault!

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

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You are listening to the Glass Cannon Network, the premiere source for role-playing game entertainment. Last week on the Glass Cannon Podcast. But I wonder, do you think it would be reasonable to release this creature? Then that's exactly what Riddle-some wanted, right? Well, perhaps there are more answers to be found in this vault. Falkman-Sorius is right. And releasing this creature speeds this process up. And we're assuming that what you're about to do is the best decision.

I think we're too far into this to turn back now. You open the door. Oh my god, it's really red! There is some shadowy shape filling this cylindrical chamber. Are we sure this is the Blessed One? It stands to reason. It's sealed with a large metal hatch and eight chains.

Where you're standing is a workstation from which three levers protrude. Buggles moves forward, like forcefully puts everyone to sides, grabs the two levers on either side. The lid raises up and emerging from the tank, a being of tangled white fur, teeth, faces. It looks like several different Salmon Car

have been fused together in this weird mutant amalgamation and it sees the four of you and then starts to rip apart into multiple beings. The adventure continues... now. How far could you fall without hurting yourself? First story window. Second story. I was going to say 18 inches. Like standard ceiling height.

You think you can stand on this table, jump off and be fine. Yes. Yes. No, I could. It's like 70, 30, but I think I'd be good. I proved that wrong at the show two years ago in Dallas. That's right. I jumped off the stage.

It was probably about 18 inches. And I fucked up my knee so bad, Blake, our doctor friend, had to help me. And in Richmond, actually. Oh. Richmond, Virginia. Maybe you were shot. Could you jump off this chair? No. Yeah, not in the chair Virginia. Maybe you were shocked. Could you jump off this chair?

No. Yeah, not in the chair. I wouldn't risk it. What about just falling off the table, like hitting the ground? If you stood on this table and just did a kind of a fall and you catch yourself with only your hands. No. Yeah.

Broken head. Yeah, I think I'd break something. Broken. Really? Or dislocate my shoulder again, yeah. Well, in jujitsu, you learn how to fall, so I feel like I could do it. I think you could. I started taking Aikido and you also learn how to fall,

it's all about falling safely. And I've taken like a- I thought you were doing musical improv. Where do you have time- She's multifaceted. Also doing musical improv. So you're doing pottery too? No pottery.

But I've taken like stunt courses too for film and TV. Most of it is learning how to fall so you don't whack your head and like whack your elbow and hurt yourself. But the thing is, it's still really scary to fall. Like even when you do roles and stuff in class, you're an adult now and the ground is so far away from your face.

Like it's so scary. Yeah. The first few times you do it, it's like, oh God. You just think you're gonna die. But I feel like for the most part I would be okay falling, but it's still, as soon as you freak out, it's over though. That's when you hurt yourself. As soon as you start to like come out

of your like roll position, that's when you pop something. Do you think if I grabbed you by the arm and just like flung you into this wall and you went head first so that your like, your back would hit the wall and you bounced. If you knew it was coming, you couldn't fake it like a stunt girl? Marvel style, where they just hit the wall

and then hit the ground. I'm pretty sure the wall's concrete. I don't think I could do it. I could do it right now. I did it in our old studio. I jumped through a bunch of boxes a few times. Looking at the camera nervously. Check out the Instagram.

Wait, so you think you could jump off this table? It'd be fine. Yeah. First story window. You think you could jump off this table be fine? Yeah Jump out of a first story window ten feet you do ten feet That's when you spend there was a time when I could I think it would hurt I think I'd feel that like oh up the spine as soon as you start having to like roll Yeah, that's when I don't know second story is like you can't just jump well if you just hit the roll It's a lot easier right go right into the roll

Do you remember when you didn't fall out of any windows and you couldn't walk for a month? I forgot. That was very recent. That wasn't because I fell. I just discredited it. It happens. And it was funnier. Because nothing happened and it just happened.

I'm just saying if I were to, if our star were to rise significantly, right, and I got asked to wrestle at WrestleMania, something. Not main event. That's where this was coming from. Not main event, not main event, but like, you know, I've got to go and I've got a few months to train. I think I could put on a good show. I feel like you're worrying about the wrong thing.

Like you're thinking of falling out of the window. Don't tell me what to worry about, Kate. You should be worrying about folding chairs to the face. Well, you could take these, put your hands up. You're gonna end up like mankind. He's really beautiful. He's in bad shape. What are you most afraid of breaking on a date?

Like if you were to fall, I guess like your hip is like the worst thing you could break. Yes. Right, like a hip, that would be. Hip's bad, hip's bad. In terms of current injuries, I have a really bad shoulder. Right, that's true. So I always worry about falling

that my arm's just going to come out. My arm will come out. In fact, we were talking last week about skydiving. And I was realizing, I think that I couldn't even skydive without my arm coming out. Oh, yeah. And it would just flap. It would just come right out. And that would be like, scream and flail your arms.

Like the whole way to the ground. It would come out. Yeah. You one time fist pumped and threw your shoulder out. Yeah. On stage. That's how it happened. Yes, that was very sad. Yeah, it's so bad now.

So bad. Very like Martin Riggs. Yes, exactly. Bah! Did you ever do any backyard wrestling back in the day? Backyard wrestling? Yeah, you never wrestled with your buddies and filmed it? No.

Anyone that wrestled with their buddies and filmed it? No. So specific. was still- The only one that wrestled with their buddies and filmed it? So specific. Yeah. You filmed it? Oh, yeah. They were way into wrestling. Where are those tapes? From professional wrestling.

They're around. Yeah, I was way, way into wrestling. I miss it. Were you just doing it on the grass or did you have like a trampoline or something? My buddy's parents like went to Saudi Arabia for like three years. And so we were like- He was just in the house by himself. He was just in the house by himself. He was just in the house by himself.

We would go over there, we'd turn the whole house into like a resting thing. We would wrestle over the house. We'd cut promos and like drive cars, throw a guy in a trunk and drive away. And then we'd be like, that was good, let's try it again. This time like bleed more.

And we would have a lot of fun, climb ladders, jump off ladders. I used to work at Blockbuster Video back in the day. And like when the cameras were on the fritz, because it was owned by corporate, and my buddy was counting money. And I set up a ladder and climbed to the top and jumped off into a bunch of like cover boxes that they had. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. You had to like, you had to shell them. Yeah, you had to shell them and shrink wrap them. Yeah. Anyways, yeah. I, I, I, there's going to come a time where we can't do stunts anymore. Back time. I think it's passed for me too. When, when were you working at Blockbuster?

What year? Oh, well I worked at the one in my hometown. Ooh, uh, probably two 1996, 97. And then I worked at the one near BC 2002 2002 to, no, excuse me, 1998 to 2000. So we were about, around about the same time, a different location. Oh, employee of the month? No, it was a very bad employee. I was thinking about the videos that they would play on a loop, like in the store.

And there was one, it was like Dixie Chicks. And like, that was one of the things that the cowboy take me away. They just like play that cowboy take me away. I just played like all day, just over and over again, like every five minutes is just like, cowboy take me away. And I remember this girl I was working with,

she was just like, man, I really like this song. It's just like a feeling. Like she just really wants that cowboy to take her away. Yeah, you crack the code on that song. It's really nailed it. Now the corporate ones, you'd have to play the same video all day long. So if you worked in an hour shift, you adjust, you have the same video. The franchise stores, you could have a little more flexibility. And of course, Francis and I worked at Kim's video back in the day. It was a whole different can of dicks.

I worked in 1998. I was working in a J. Crew in retail and there are still songs that I hear to this day. As soon as they come on, I am transported to the store because of the loop. I've heard the same songs over and over again every day. I wish I could get my hands on one of those videos, one of those corporate videos. I'm sure they sell them. It would pull me right back. Guarantee they're on eBay. Guarantee.

Probably. Oh, I should... I'm on eBay right now. I'll check. Yeah. Did any of your buddies throw you into a pile of jeans and then beat the shit out of you? No, no. Nope.

None of that. There were songs, I'm thinking now, when I worked at American Eagle. American Eagle, there's another one. Wow. In high school. That was like my first retail. A couple years ago. High school job a couple years ago.

2016. We had to wear American Eagle jeans. And it was a whole thing, whole culture thing. But there was this one song. Did they spray smelly stuff in the floor? That was like Hollister. Hollister and Abercrombie did. Abercrombie did.

We weren't that much. But there's this one song that went, oh, woman, I wanna go surfing. That song. Think about that for like three summers in a row of like that song. Oh, multiple years. Yeah.

Oh, wow. That's the thing is they usually rotate it like after months. And they did. But then a song would come back on, you'd be like, that's from last year. Oh no, oh no. I wanna go surfing. God, whoever wrote be like, that's from last year. Oh no, oh no. Oh my god.

Whoever wrote that song, I'll find you. I once bought a belt at American Eagle that lasted me like a decade. Yeah. I was like, that's one of the best belts I ever bought. Actually really good. American Eagle. Really good stuff.

At least it used to be, I don't know now. Did you work at Hot Topic or something fun? I worked at Zoomies for like a second. Of course you worked at Zoomies. What Zoomies? What Zoomies? And then I was like, I'm literally making like $4 an hour. Skateboard shoe store.

And they expect me to wear the clothes. Like I can't, I had like a couple shifts and they're like, you want to come back for more? I'm like, no, you don't pay me money. Of course you work at Zoomies. Was it a, was it like a mall store? Yeah. Z-U-M. Like a stater.

I looked up Zoomies and the first thing that came up was frenetic random activity periods. Z-U. I didn't know that was a thing whenetic random activity periods. Z-U. I didn't know that was a thing when animals just go wild. It's called a zoomie. Zoom, like Z-U-M-I-E-Z. But you worked at Z-U-M-I-E-Z?

Is that like Spencer's? No. No. It's like Hot Topic but for skaters, not goths. And they sell like skateboards and like puffy vans. Yeah, and the back themselves. I learned how to like build skateboards and shit because you had to do it backwards. Oh, that's cool. I learned how to like build skateboards and shit cause you had to have backpacks. Oh, that's cool.

I learned how to like lace shoes. That's cool. Did you guys sell sex wax? Oh, for surfboards. I don't remember like the brands of stuff. I don't remember selling like wax or anything. I guess they didn't really have surf stuff. They didn't have surfboards there

at the one I worked at. I don't know if they had them. So it means I love them all. I miss them all. I just went to a mall for the first time in a very long time. Really? Yeah, it was, yeah, kind of sad.

Did you go to the dream, the American Dream, that crazy mall in Jersey, or no? No, no, no, I just went to a regular mall in Jersey. I was in the Woodbridge Mall in Jersey, and we were looking for bikes for the kids, trying to do a bike upgrade, because they're getting outgrown their bikes and we went out there and it's just like you're walking around. Kawasaki's and shit? Well you're walking

around I mean yes exactly. A couple ninjas? Walking around and yeah exactly my wife is like he has to wear a helmet I'm like give it a rest. No we just like you walk around and there's just like multiple just clothes, like stores, there's nothing in there. You know, you get to the end, the big ones at the end Sears, it's just, yeah, it's like, what would you put in those giant, like the old like May DNF or Sears, whatever. Yeah. Anchor stores. Yeah. They're so big. There's just like nothing there. Everybody's walking around and it looks sad. It's just, it's rough. That's why it's cool when,

I haven't gone in a couple years, we went to Mall of America when we went to Minnesota. That was fucking awesome. Mall of America was- Did you go? I was working, I wish I didn't. I got my ears pierced. He went with Michael.

Ears pierced. And Claire's. And got like a horrible infection. So did you. You got a horrible infection. The local Minneapolis city, there was like a plagued person that shoved her. No, it was just a 15-year-old and I should have walked away.

She was just like, oh, this is the first time I've ever done this. And I was like, I shouldn't do this, but I was scared. So I let her do both ears. You were like, it hurts so bad. We were still on tour. I was like, I couldn't sleep on my pillow. I really hurt. Well, malls have changed now because the malls that are surviving and thriving have experiences

with them. Yeah, like mini amusement parks. So there's one called the Palisades in NIAC, which is fucking awesome. They got Dave and Buzzard. But then they have this optical course. It's like four levels wide, like rope course. It's insane. Movie theater inside there, tons of restaurants. And then there's one in White Plains that I go to a lot called the Westchester, which is like the nicest mall you've ever been to. I had to go recently to get an iPhone. You

want to just kind of hang out there and soak it up. Love the mall. Love the good mall. Oh, good mall. There's a kind of a shitty mall near me, but they do a real fun thing at Halloween called Boo and Brew, where you bring the kids and they trick or treat in the mall. And all the stores will give candy,

but all the parents are like, just this beer, and you can just walk around with a beer. Oh, that's amazing. That's amazing. That's so 90s. Like, you go to the mall. Oh, I love this. Let me ask you just your general opinion on this location,

oftentimes attached to malls. I'm curious. I don't think this has ever come up among us. I'm curious where you stand on this. I'm nervous. Dave and Busters. You've never been to one. You like?

Never been. Didn't I just say Dave and Busters? Yeah. You did? Yeah, that's one of the Palisades. Right, so do you enjoy a Dave and Busters? Are you like, I love a Dave and Busters. Or are you like, this place is awful?

Well now- Somewhere in between? We go to a lot of our kids and there's a really good one near us that we go to and you get a lot of bang for your buck token wise. Then you go to Dave and Buster's and you realize what highway robbery it is compared to the local arcades where, you know, 30 bucks, the kids can play for an hour, whereas 30 bucks is gone in five minutes in Dave and Buster's. So I think in terms of value, it sucks.

But it's fun. Is it really just for kids? No, no, no, no, no. There's a bar, there's a cheers style bar in the middle of it. I always thought Dave and Buster's was not for kids. That's what I thought too. And my daughter just had a birthday party there. Oh.

Which is why I was like, what's going on with Dave and Buster's? It's kids-centric. What happened to Chuck E. Cheese? It's creepy. Yeah. Animatronic puppets. I think it's creepy. And I think that they also poison the food, I think.

Yeah. Cheese is bad. There was a mass shooting at the One Bump. They only hire pedophiles. I used to like going to Dave and Buster's stuff. When Dave and Buster's first opened, it was fucking awesome. It was great. I remember it being like this.

It was really high in Times Square. It was fancy. The one in Times Square. Well, I went to that one quite a bit, but when they first opened one in Denver, we used to go there a lot, because it was great. And they used to have those Battle Tech pods, where you sit in there with the giant robots and everything.

And it was like, I used to clean up in there, because I knew the rules of battle tech. So it's like, I would sit in there and people would go, oh, they get all drunk and I'm just like fucking headshots, headshots, headshots with the lasers and boom. And it was just like, I would kill everybody. It was fucking awesome. Yeah.

At heart, Dave and Buster's is awesome. You can have a beer while your kids run around, but not enough bang for your buck. Good to know, good to know. Not anymore. So next Glass Cannon road trip, mall. Whatever the local mall is, we'll go shoot some content, get some ass. Get our ears pierced. Get our ears pierced. Eat some pizza. In the meantime, we'll be right back after this break.

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May is our October. Everybody knows that. Yeah, of course. You want to make sure you are wishing somebody a happy birthday in the right climate, right? Then you ask, are you from Australia? If he was here for a con in May, we could wish him a happy birthday.

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That's amazing. That's beautiful. Isn't that fun? Yeah, this is all like disco fabulous. Yeah. Like Dazzler. Yeah. Gotta use this for the Marvel RPG.

Wait, which one of us is singing in this scene? Yeah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Should be, should be coming off me. It really should be coming off of me. It'd be amazing, actually.

Nick looks over jealously. How'd you get that? I went through a lot of animations. There's just so many good ones. This one's called Starlight, then you got Sunburst. Sunburst is fun. Maybe a little swirling rainbow. Ooh.

Or a classic torch. It's a little bright. Revolving light? We're not seeing it. I'm not even going to ask for it. Yeah, maybe you have to see it. You have to enact each one. I'm having a great time over here.

Yeah, seriously, I can see you. I'm having a great time imagining it. All right, well, I'll show you revolving light. I'll update the token there. Oh, it's like a lighthouse. It's like a beacon. It's like if Ramius was a cop. Exactly.

Ramius. Oh, still. I'm blessing you. It's like if Ramius was a guard in Metal Gear Solid. Yeah. Exactly. Bramius. Hold still. I'm blessing you. It's like if Bramius was a guard in Metal Gear Solid. Lots of cool lights, but I'm going to stick with Starlight. I like Starlight. Starlight, Starbright.

That's cool. It is very Dazzler skin. I do want to use this in Marvel. It makes this combat feel less looming. The other thing you can do in Foundry is you can ease off on the speed of the animation, right? So you can like dial it in to very specific. So if this wanted to be a little bit slower looking, very easy change.

Why talk about it when we can do it. Oh, look at there it is. I do like that. I like that. Nice. And I mean, I keep everything pretty well lit for the purposes of what we're doing. But if you want to have a lot of fun, you could go dark. Oh, yeah. Isn't that nice? And I mean, I keep everything pretty well lit for the purposes of what we're doing, but if you want to have a lot of fun, you could go dark.

Oh. Oh yeah. And like that light really makes a difference. And it pops a little bit more for sure. A little bit of pop, pop. Make out some pops. Have a little pops. Yeah, so here, you know what?

Let's make it even more interesting and show you the creatures that appear. Oh, whoa! Wow. Oh, whoa. This giant thing climbs out of the tank at the end of last week's episode, looks like this, and then it roars, looks around, looks at the four of you

and like rips apart into four different Amalgamations of whatever the hell this is and starts running towards you So there are four of them in this room. It is consequently episode 86 which according to skids old del rule means the worst possible episode Party, let me do let me do something to start off this horrible episode means the worst possible episode. Worst possible episode. Worst possible, uh-oh. 86 the party. Let me do something to start off this horrible episode. Ooh, Skid, do you have some music

to play in Sydney's sound bite here? I do. I need to speak to the masses. I did my best, but I guess my best wasn't good. And we know what's coming. What's coming here, Sid? I realized as soon as this was happening in our previous episode, last episode, as I was saying it,

I was like, I have to look into this because these are new feats we had just leveled up and we hadn't done a combat yet. Everyone stop talking online. Stop yelling at me about my character. Please stop. Why are you emailing me? There's no control over her. You can keep emailing Troy. Apparently, listen when she talks.

So, lingering composition I've used before. We know it's this free action attached to the next cantrip spell, my focus spells that I cast. Fortissimo is the same in that you can only use one or the other of these additives to the cantrip. So I was thinking, I was like, they're both free action. I'm like, I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action.

I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action.

I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action. I'm going to use this free action. Fortissimo is the same in that you can only use like one or the other of these additives to the cantrip. So I was thinking, I was like, they're both free actions. So like I can do both and then cast. Not the case. I looked it up, makes sense.

I get it. That would be a little OP at such a low level. So you can either extend it or empower it, but not both. But not both at the same time, which is a little frustrating because the lingering, you know, extends and Fortissimo then would just be for one round. Where I could maybe bump you up to definitely a two, but like barely a three unless I get a critical really. So-

In my defense, I knew what you were saying was ridiculous, but I knew I was gonna end the episode soon. So it didn't matter. We have some time. And no one rolled anything, so it doesn't matter. It's fine. But I'm announcing it so that I remember. I know.

And I also feel like, man, do I want to swap it now that I can't stack those? I feel like maybe I do. I don't know if you'll allow lemon-law stuff. It's something that I was thinking about. Lemon-law-ski? I don't know. I want to hear from you guys before we jump into it. I'm your bard.

I buff you. I boon you. I buff you. I boon you. I help you. I boon you. I boon you. I boon you. I boon you. I boon you. I boon you.

I boon you. Do you want these boons? I boon you. You like these boons? What do you guys think? Should she attempt to supplicate herself in front of me to change her feats? I supplicate at your feet.

You guys like the idea of having both options. Do you think Fortissimo is worth it as another feat where just for one round, I can boost my courageous anthem? Kate? Me? Give it the boost. Ooh. I don't know. What else can one do?

What? I don't know, What else Kid Monster do? What? I don't know. What other feats can you take if you're not gonna take Fortissimo? Like what other options you were looking at? That's a great question. I assume you already read it and it was garbage, garbage, garbage in Fortissimo.

I mean, it's not like completely trash to have it, I don't think. Cause depending on the combat. Yeah, depending on. Maybe you'd wanna choose that. I just don't know. Maybe I just get that. Maybe I just get that, actually.

Wait, you don't know if you chose that, Pete? All right. Moving on. Sounds like you had a busy week. Let's not make this a busy week. Let's not make this worse. Stop. Stop.

My God. Let's have one episode where we're gonna make it worse. Stop. Hold Stop, stop. Hold on, pause. Don't cut any of this out. I want them to see. I want them to see. Francis, keep it on her.

No, I couldn't. Come in close. There are... Stop it. I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just...

I'm just... I'm just... No, there's... There's like... It's just like, when you're yelling at Sydney through the screen, this is who you're yelling at. Just picture the screen. When you're beaming at me, this is what you're beaming at. I'm so scared. So there's Rallying Anthem, which we had brought up before.

They changed the names in in second, the remaster, the remaster. Thank you. So rallying anthem is status to AC and saving throws, something that you don't get from courageous anthem. So I could get a completely different spell instead of fortissimo is what I'm saying. I could do rallying for four rounds and then after those four rounds,

I could switch it to courageous anthem for four rounds depending on what we need. That's brutal. With lingering. You have to choose between those. I mean, I can take this feat four later, but it's feet four. And I feel like I should probably take it now.

What is Fortissimo and Rallying Anthem are both a feet four? Rallying is feet four and Fortissimo, what is Fortissimo? Fortissimo composition. I'm starting to hate the word Fortissimo. I hate the whole name. Fortissimo is feet eight. It sounds like a joke.

What's the silliest name we can come up with? It's called Fortissimo composition. Fortissimo is feet eight, so I took it. That's the newest one I took, but I never took Raleigh, which is sort of a staple that people mention for a bard to have. Yeah, it sounds good. So I'm like, what do you- That's what I have.

My inkling is to keep lingering composition, which can extend stuff, and get rid of Fortissimo for now, since it only possibly increases you by one. How often am I going to crit on that to get three? I just think diversification is important, and I should diversify by having an... Imagine it's a portfolio. I'm sure the internet wants to disagree no matter what you do. Wanna have some bonds?

Remember, you also have Remius who has Bless. Right, what does that do? So I could do Bless to Bless attacks, and you can do Rally and Cry to Bless ACs. Those would synergize. True. Now you don't get the damage bonus from Courageous Anthem, which is nice.

Right. That said, whatever you like. Most importantly, what do you guys have on you at the beginning of this combat? Yeah, most importantly, holy shit. It's really gonna cut. To me, the first thing that I'm thinking is- Check your conditions first of all. I'm terrified because we're truly now in a position where we are barns-less. And we're all gonna be in melee combat and we can't handle melee combat. This is interesting. This is an unmodified combat built for four PCs.

It's built for four balanced PCs, not for us. I think we're balanced. Stop crying. All right, all right. It's just built, man. It's just built, man. It's just built. I have blessed on Courageous anthem for with for TC mo removed

And my wild wind stance. That's what I have on. Yeah, so to go back to fix what I did Lingering I cast for TC mo I did not how long does lingering last was for I crit So it was four and you said we're on round two No, this would be around three. Yes So two more rounds, three and then four. Everyone feel good about what's on their characters. I also want to remind everybody about the vital beacon, the very thing that is emanating light from Ramius. What does that do again?

You can as an interact action, touch Ramius, the first person and it can only happen once per round. So only one person can get it per round. But if you touch, if you're the first person to touch Ramey's, you will get 4D10 healing. Wow. For the second person, you'll get 48.

The third person, 46 and so on. And this is just in addition to healing I can do. How many times is that before it's gone? Four. 44 on the fourth touch after that point it ends. And I can actually touch myself as well. Sometimes I'm a little bit too lazy Francis. Okay brother radius.

I said I could touch myself and he lost it. Sixth grader. He knows you can. Look at him over there, jazzing off. Jazzing off. That's where the lights coming from. I hear a trumpet. Roll for initiative.

Stole for the day. Yeah, that's where the lights coming from. I hear a trumpet. Roll for initiative. Stop for the jawn. Stop jazzing around and roll for initiative. If I'm rolling for initiative, can I not be in my stance anymore? Cause I don't want to be in Wild Wind stance if I'm going to be in combat. Like, can I just get rid of this if we're starting initiative now?

Okay. You don't want to be in your stance? in combat, like can I just get rid of this if we're starting initiative now? Okay. You don't wanna be in your stance? I wanna be in my other stance, cause I'm about to be in hand to hand combat. What was that first stance for? It's wild winds and like I'd still be effective hand to hand, but it's for like range. Oh, okay.

I do two more damage if I'm in my other stance. Okay. You can drop that stance. I lemon-lawed out the other one because I misunderstood how it worked. So for TC Mo, no longer have. Okay. Rallying Anthem, I have.

Okay. Okay. Okay. We haven't done any combat, so. Buy the book. Hold Sydney BTB a man. They call her buy the book. Buy the the book as in she's never bought the book Joe was your heart Rami Also got a 27. Oh!

Guys, don't fight. You're both pretty. A dirty twinzoni. Ooh. Zephia! 31. Whoa! Zephyr starts it!

Well then, please Zephyr. You have the floor. Zeph-a-! Well then, please Zephyr, you have the floor. You are Zeph. Zeph-a-doodle-doo. Zeph-a-loo. Just like the Ghostbusters without Rey, you are stance-less. Rey. Woo! Fun.

Don't worry about it. So, with that said, she's going to get into her stumbling stance. And... Drunkard. Let's see, I guess I'll... Approach the one right in front. And... Attempt to flurry of blows it.

Oh, do it! Flurry of blows the shit out of that thing! Been a while since I've done this. I feel like it's all brand new every single time. So, Oh, it's like a 37. It's 18 plus 19.

That is exactly a 37. That is a critical hit. Zephyr Strongstar. Right off the gate! Wow. 37 on the first one. Critical crowd, the gate. Critical, critical, critical, critical gate. The second one's only a 19. OK, that was a miss. OK. So the first one's a crit.

Please give me a Fortitude save for stunning blows. Oh, my gracious. First? First, I'll give you that Fortitude save to the tune of 32. OK, that's a success, so nothing happens. Okay. Okay. With that, and now it's a critical hit for the first one,

so do you do? So double damage where it wasn't a natural 20. Oh, okay, right, right, right. Yes. Oh, the cards, Joe. Nah, dude. Nah, dude. Nah, dude. Fuck.

Double that sweet, sweet damage. Did you get poop damage? 26 points of damage. That's pretty good. That's not bad. That's not too shab-a-roo. I've seen some good looking poops. Alright, so stance was free or an action? Stance was an action, because I free action like exited for wins.

Um, move up, flurry of blows. Now I'm ending my turn right next to this guy. free action like exited or wins. Move up, Floria blows. Now I'm ending my turn right next to this guy. Sure. And it is number one's turn. Number one is the one that is closest to Little Gic Mooc. Mooc. Little Gic Mooc.

I clicked on your pawn here. I'm on the, uh, your pawn here. I'm still using this, like, NPC. Unknown gnome. It's like, I don't remember prepping Gnomish Shift or Do a Jig. Oh my god. Do a Jig? That sounds lame for these enemies. I love being a gnome.

Do a Jig. Do a Jig. All right, let's have, let's have some fun here um also while he's doing that remember uh bugles you have protection yes and anyone within 10 feet of bugles has protection yep you tell me we have four things that are going to do aoe this is insane there's a sweet cone that one's green but it should be blue uh geek rami and Buggles, please give me a reflex save as I see cold Washes over yeah Horse crap a lot of pooh garbage such garbage

24 24 24. 24 as well. 32. Okay, fail, fail, pass. So let's do some damage here. I'll roll it on the roller. 20 points of damage to Ramius and Bugles. 10 to Young Gikmak.

I assume you're young. Yep, I'm pretty young. Seemed very immature. And then with its final, we'll get rid of that nice sweet cone. And then with its final action, it will close on Gic. Okay. And then it is, oddly enough, number two's turn.

So, bink, bonk, which one is number two? Ooh, that's the one on the far corner back there. The far right corner. Far right corner guy is going to close on Zephyr and attempt to claw you. Rrrrraaa! 27 to hit. Oh, that hits.

Oh, no! Yeah, this is... Zephyr. This Ugh, that hits. Oh, no! Yeah, this is... Zephyr! This is straight up nasty. Oh, barely, okay. Yeah. Good. Oh, good, okay, good.

19 points of slashing damage, and five points of cold damage. Oof, a total of 24 points of damage, and we'll throw another claw in for good mesh, with the map of course and misses with a 15. Good news, it's now Bugle's turn. Oh god damn it.

I'm sorry Kate, what kind of damage did you do? Spludgeoning? Um, yes. Okay, I will tell you that it looks like not all that damage went through. Oh man. Oh my god. Bugles? that it looks like not all that damage went through. Ooh. Man. Oh my God. Gorgugles?

Shit, I'm just realizing something I should have done before this fight started and I didn't do it. A couple episodes ago you did cast a spell, Mind of Mencia is what- Oh, I did that. That's what I said. What Sidney said was called. She scolds Sidney's joke.

Mind of, what was it called, Mind of Menace? Mind of Menace, yeah. I don't know if that applies. No, there was something else. Or not. Rats. Shit. You made a very funny joke.

Do you want me to go before you? Yeah. Well, it doesn't really matter, but... You think you may be going next? I know I'm going. Well, another guy might go. I've hidden combatants on my phone. We have the same initiatives.

All right, don't be rude. Maybe I have a 27 and I'm just playing hard. You know what? Close to my best. What? No, I should say we have the same initiative score. No, okay. I will cast Fire Shield on myself. Ooh, okay. I'll give you a little animation for that. Oh, neat.

Yeah, I'm gonna cast Fire Shield on myself, and then I'm going to raise the shield. Okay. Fire erupts around Buggles as he protects himself against cold that he knows is coming. Brother Ramious. Brother Ramious is going to, let's see. Oh yes. Oh, oh yes.

Brother Ramius is going to call down the protection of the Keeper for all of you. Grahas the Seer's do this. He says, be gone, you devils! Back away! And he, boom! And he's going to explode nearly this entire room in divine wrath.

Oh. So this holy energy erupts from him and targets every one of these creatures. Wow. I need a fortitude save across the board. Fort save across the board. All right, so you're hitting all of them. Hitting all of them, yeah. Fort save across the board. So you're hitting all of them.

Hitting all of them, yeah. With a four, okay. He's getting a lot of dice ready over here. Uh oh. I don't know if I have enough dice. All right, I'm gonna go around the horn, starting with the leftmost guy. Around the horn with the leftmost.

35, you said fortitude, right? Fortitude, leftmost, yeah. 35, very high roll. Followed by, look at this swing, 20. 20. 35, 20, 27. Okay. And rocks again, 32.

32, okay, so you only had one fail. The 20. Yeah, so the 20's a fail. Any critical successes? No, so the 20 is a fail. Any critical successes? No. Really? So the fail is... Really?

Correct. So the fail takes 22 points of spirit damage. Okay. And the other three take 11 points of spirit damage. Nice. Oh, and the one that took 22 points of spirit damage is Sickened One. Oh, interesting. The one that's in melee with Zephyr.

Okay. Sickened One because of its disgustingness. Holy spirit. And then I will also cast shield. Okay. And he just looks over at Buggles. We both have our shields up. Yeah. He's like, we're going to get through this, Buggles. We're going to get through this. Okay, good man. Love and AOE.

Alright, it is number three's turn before our good friend Kick Muck. Number three is in a weird little position back there. Let me check the old movement speed. I don't want to close here. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm going to get right up next to Ramius. First action. I'm going to fuck you up, Ram Ramius. First action. I'm gonna fuck you up Ramius. I'm gonna fuck you up. We'll start with a claw. Some fun things can happen if I crit. And I may have

with a 34. That is not a crit. You very lucky. Yeah thanks to the Buggles' protectione. 16 slashing, 6 cold, also known as 22 points of damage. Alright, hold on a second. I did so much. So much damage. Alright, I will shield block as a reaction. So I will shatter the shield to reduce that by 5. So it's what? 17 points of damage. Okay. Okay.

And then I'll go ahead and roll out another one here. With the map misses. Nice. 15. Sweet. So same swing that I had against Zephyr. There is one more of these things, but Gikmak gets to go first.

Now it's very tight quarters as these things start swarming over you. It was a huge creature before it split up into four medium creatures. Gik, you're so tiny. So small. I'm trying to figure out if I do a cone spell if I can get two of these guys in. Without hitting Zephyr., 15 foot cone. 15 foot cone zoning. I think I can get both. I just can't measure it on this map. All right, so 15 foot cone.

Let's see if we do it. I don't, we don't need to do that. She's fine. No, look, I don't know if she is. Come on. Look at that 15 foot cone hit Zephyr. And it doesn't hit the other. We can't see it.

Just turn it a little. Oh, you guys can't see it? All right, so now if I move it here. Yeah if it can be any corner of your square. Let's just check to make sure if it's any corner of your square I think you're okay. Cone shoots out from you in a quarter circle. Cone shoots out from you. When you aim a cone the first square of that cone must share an edge with your space if you are aiming orthogonally or it must touch a corner of your space if you are aiming diagonally.

You are aiming diagonally if you shoot it from the far corner it hits those two and doesn't hit. Zephyr. You're good. Thank you Foundry Virtual Tabletop. The only virtual tabletop that lets you put cones on the map. Alright. That's right.

Completely untrue. We have to do that with any other one. Uh, alright. Completely untrue. If we say it, it's true. Not as easy. We're gonna get sued for libel. Gic, uh, you hear this like, thrumming coming from her, this like echo. And you just hear, You're gonna die! Welcome to the jungle!

Welcome to the jungle! We were singing that earlier, but you do hear, you're gonna die! But only the creatures hear it as she casts and sings out her dirge of doom. And in 30 foot emanation, all of the creatures get hit. Enemies within the area are frightened one No need to do anything more frayer. You're just frightened one frightened one. I thought you said a cone

No, no, this is the first thing dirge of doom 30 foot emanation Got it frightened one action one action all of them are frightened one can't reduce their frightened value below one while they remain in the area Where do you just make up spells like that? So dirge of doom and this this it's sorry Yeah, in addition to oh because courageous anthem is lingering without anything because of the other thing okay, so we get both Echoing around yeah, all right. I'm putting frightened all my guys and then they're a skit She is going to cast her next spell She is going to cast her next spell, haunting him, so she kind of like cups her mouth and she projects that same sort of

Durge, doom sounding thing in these creatures, the two in that cone, it's a 15 foot cone. You need to make a basic fortitude save. Is this a spell? Yes. Okay, before I do that, here's what I want you to do. Okay. I think this will be fun. Trackpad worked. It's a shit.

Urge of Doom is technically also a spell. Okay. So you know. I want you to roll a wheel save. Okay. Oh no. It's fine. Okay.

Oh. Oh. 32. Oh. Oh, 32. Oh, nice! Suck it, LaValley. What am I rolling? No.

So you need to make fortitude and you're frightened one, so it's reduced. Yeah, I got it. I got it. Okay. I added the condition on my John's gate. You're gonna die! Fortitude save. First guy to the left, 29.

That passes. Second guy, 30. Okay, they both pass, but not critical. Okay. So you'll take half damage. It's not that much. The spell is- What kind of damage?

Spirit damage? It is sonic damage. Sonic. Sonic. Sonic. Sonic. Sonic. Boom.

So only, fuck me. They used to get with one point of damage. Aww. Oh no. For real. Are you doing this right? I rolled a 2 on a 1d8. Why is it 1d8? Oh wait, it's heightened. Sorry, it's 2d8. It's heightened. It's automatically heightened. Uh, so that's 8, so 4 each. It's in a cantrip, if it's not a cantrip, oh it is a cantrip. Yeah.

Then why isn't it heightened to fourth level? It is, heightened to fourth rank, it's two D8. Oh. Yeah. I guess cause it's an AOE. What is it called again? It is called Haunting Him. Yeah, I just wanna make sure you're getting the most bang for your buck here.

Heightened to fourth, it says 15 foot cone, two D8, and you make a basic fortitude. All right, so it's two D8, not one D8. So your eighth level character did 4 points of damage? To each? To each die? Oh, so a total of 8. And I'm sorry, all of them are frightened right now. Yeah, I'm sorry.

So if anybody else casts... I think I'm at least frightened too, by those 4 points of damage. I also have a question. Oh! When you asked me if I did brawling damage, I also want to note that my fists are mystical. Which allows them to get past resistances to non-magical attacks.

So I'm not sure if that applies to whatever you have going on over there. But it was a bludgeoning attack. Yes. Yes. It has some sort of resistance against your bludge or your brawling damage, as you called it. Silly. I feel like that's the same thing.

Silly. That's gotta be the same thing. That's Gic's turn. Okay. It's all three acts. It's number four's turn. I'm about to take a number four on your face. Jesus.

What's a number four? What's a number four? I don't even know. I don't even know. What's a number four? I'm scared of the Cometh Fries. Oh God. All right, this one's right next to little Katie Stamos.

I'll fight you. I'll Ummm... I'll fight you. I'll fight you. I'll fight you. Little Katie Stamos. Little Katie Stamos. Oh, you better be careful. You're sitting next to me. I just sit...

Sorry. I'll flip your dice. I know you will. I'll flip your dice. I'll flip it. I can't flip the table. I think based on the sort of placement here, my frozen wind isn't gonna make a lot of sense because the other Guests kind of closed in oddly, so I'm gonna stick with the claw oh so those aoe's would hurt their allies too

Yeah, you know probably not as a badly as it would hurt you, but yeah, you can't it's it's gone It's the cone. I play by the rules all right,, so let's do a little let's do a little claw We'll start with one. Yeah, I have my full attack, but he is Fred It's gonna be a 30 It's gonna be a Larry Bird 33 regular success It's gonna be hard to get you a success I just can't quit you All right, 18 reg now three cold. Oh, wait, wait, can't feel damage So 21 21 DiMaggio and then three

No, I thought you'd take the damage all right second attack So good at this game with the frighten math Okay Alright second attack So good at this game with the frighten math Okay Right in my chipped is it frightened frightened map my frightened map 22 to hit miss I'm gonna try and shoot the moon here and come on just roll natural 20 Don't you roll that 20 if it is you're gonna come over here and look at it. I'm looking at it already Miss Don't you roll that to 20! If it is, you're gonna come over here and look at it. I'm looking at it already. Miss. Boom.

Boom. End of round one. So far so good. Will the heroes come out on top? Yes. Find out right after this quick break. I don't think they will. I don't think they will. Ha ha ha!

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And we're back! During the break, they expressed great fear towards the Sincon. No, no, we didn't. Don't let their bravado... Your confidence, who are you? We got this in the bag. Confidence never waned. Top-of-the-round dose. There were four of these horrible things.

Their artwork doesn't really do justice to what they look like individually, but imagine as they ripped apart, there's pieces of their body missing, openings, gushing blood and green eye core. I want to fly. Yeah. I want another detail here that is probably really evident in this moment. What do they smell like? Oh, yeah. They probably smell horrible. We never asked what they smell like. You thought they smelled bad? Yeah. What about the outside? Uh. What about the outside? I mean, it's just horrible,

between the liquid that they were floating in and then whatever their natural aroma is. It's real, real bad. Oh! Yeah, real, real bad. Real, real bad. I remember kind of a nasty smell. It might've been the formaldehyde.

I remember that nasty smell in like, bio lab. Like pig dissections? Yeah. It's just a nasty acrid odor. Did you have to dissect more than a frog and a worm? I did worm frog and that was it. I did worm, frog, pig. Feet'll pig?

Yeah. I took anatomy and we did cats. Oh, come on, Kate! You had to kill it first? First you brought it, you adopted it from a local sugar. Yeah, Joe. You had to bring it in. No, no, no, no.

They say it's like a big one. They say it's like a big first? First you adopted it from a local church. Yes, Joe. You had to bring it in. Yes. No, no, no, no, no. In high school. They supplied the cats, but you had to catch it. You had to go, come here, come here.

They put a saw in a room with a bunch of cats. That was in high school. Choose one. Cats and knives. That was in high school? Yeah. What did you do at the time? It was like an advanced class.

Were you like, this is messed up, or were you like, I'm not learning? It was an advanced class. Were you like, this is messed up? Or were you like, I'm learning? It was an advanced class, anatomy and physiology. And the insides of cats is like, I guess, the closest thing to a human that you can dissect at that age. I don't know. I thought pigs were really close to humans. Pigs are super close.

Yeah. Just to make an impression upon you. But in the regular bio class. They're scarring you while they're trying to teach you. I would have opted out. Well, you just don't take the class. Did you guys take the advanced health class in college where you get the real baby that has a fob in it,

so when it needs food and diaper change? Not a real baby, though, right? No, it's... You said you get a real baby. Right. They shove a fob down his... They shove a fob in it.. Shove a fob in it. And you watch it turn blue.

As opposed to an egg, you get like this very advanced baby doll where you would have to go over and like swipe the fob thing on its like mouth or diaper to like make it have all these interactions and if you don't you like fail the class. You turn home excess off. It's like a real looking baby. Yeah, I don't want to sound too old, but I don't think there was anything close to that technology. We had the eggs.

We had these fucking babies. I just remember having like a baby in class with me. It was insane. Wow. Yeah, that'll teach you. That'll teach you. Yeah, there were no babies at my college. They didn't even have chalk when this kid went to college. No.

They were just chiseling. Yeah, like, it was all just like flint chips. Flint chips. They used burnt pieces of charcoal. It scraped on the floor. It was all like Clovis culture. Dissected dinosaurs. Round two, Zebra.

That would be so cool. All right, so the one that I'm right in front of, I wanna do Flurry of Blows again. I forgot last time to incorporate my stumbling feint, which is new, but I critted, so. Which one? Which one? There's two of these guys on me.

The one that I hit before, that's directly in front of me. The one that's frightened and sickened. It's frightened and sickened. Frightened and sickened. So. Oh wait, so that's the one to the south? Yeah, yeah.

In front of me as in to the south. Friday McSix. Yeah. All right, so Flurry the one to the south. Yeah. Yeah in front of me as in to the south Freddy McSix. Yeah All right, so flurry blows with my first Glory see that I was gonna hit. Oh and this one you're off guard to this attack Oh, how convenient after you roll the die wait no shit The one to my left hit me, not the one below me. Correct, but the one below you has taken more damage

and is sickened and frightened. Noted. So that one, it's a 20 to hit. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The one below you was creature four, isn't it? That hit you. The one you're attacking right now hit you Well, this is the one that just went last and it hit her it hit her once did he I thought he must oh yeah I did hit you. Oh you did so you're off guard to that attack, okay?

But 20 slow the 20 isn't enough Off-guard frightened sickened no mine. It is pretty damn close though. I Forgot again just now to do the stumbling faint, but it's fine. So I'm really like trash, so it just all would have failed 16 for the second one so as it hit so miss miss On that one and since the one to Zephyr's left also hit her or lefers zepht That's kind of fun. It's kind of fun. If you're having a stroke. I'm having a stroke really enjoy that one It's kind of fun if you're having a stroke. I'm having a stroke, really enjoy that one. It's half our audience.

Who's currently suffering a stroke? Is that your target audience? I got a real kick out of that. I get it. Nine, one, nine. No! What a wonderful distraction from the stroke I'm having. I enjoy this so much.

Thank god. So nice that they thought of me. Of course I don't know how to play, because this is sad. Sometimes you just need to get your mind off it. These jokes are so weird. We know how it is. Throw me off guard. So yeah, since that one to the left hit me as well, I do want to try just a regular old hit.

Again, it's going to have the map towards that, but that one's also off guard to me. Okay. Okay, I will tell you in case you're interested. That well, no, it's fine. Good. You're not nerfing yourself. I was gonna try and help you out. I thought maybe it's AC was higher. But it isn't. No, because you're not. The fray second doesn't change the it's AC. Oh, second doesn't affect AC. No, because you're not... The fri- uh, Sicken doesn't change the AC. Oh, Sicken doesn't affect AC? No, just Frightened. Frightened affects all DCs.

Boop. Actually, actually... Act as a dick. Since you gave me like another half second to think, I am down like half my hit points. Um... Jump into the Vat and grow two Zephyrs. Don't give me good ideas. I know she likes blue. Is the vat empty?

No, there's still the green liquid. It's just gone down as the creatures brought up. Sickened also penalizes all your checks and DCs. Well then it doesn't stack because I have Sickened and Blip Blop on there. It just doesn't stack? That's weird. Damn it. Because it's a status penalty?

They're both the same penalty? Wow. I don't know. I thought they did stack. I thought they were separate. I thought all penalties stacked. It's a status penalty, they're both the same penalty? Wow. I thought they did stack. I thought they were separate. I thought all penalties stacked. It's status penalty, they're both status penalties. It's not stacking on Founder Virtual Tableau.

So you're calling Founder Virtual Tableau a liar? Oh, no, I must be wrong. That sucks. Oh, yeah. It seems like a creature that's frightened. Frightened one is sickened one. And sickened should be worse off. Steady pens don't stack. I do wanna take like a guarded step back

So like just a five foot step back To possibly not incur any a o o's a step as it were step, okay And then I'm gonna do another focus spell harmonize self, and I gain 24 hit points. Oh nice 24 hit points. Oh, nice. Yep. Three actions, and that's what I do. Pretty, pretty, pretty good. It's number one's turn. Number one is of course the one that dropped a sweet

cone of cold situation, but now it's just standing next to Gekmak and is going to attempt to murder you. Uh oh. Is this the one that, yeah, I guess this is- Also, don't forget, we all still have courageous, this is the last round, we'll have courageous anthem, the fourth and final round, so the plus ones

to your attacks and damage will end after this. Okay, okay, here we go. Let's do, let's start with Claw. First Claw. Fucking miss with my highest attack, but he's scared, he's scared. And it's just like, what is this horrible song?

What is this horrible song? Misses with the second attack. Gik Muck is touched with a little bit of luck. Holy shit. What a difference, just a little. Get Muck, get Muck, get Muck, get Muck. Just cause I'm a piece of shit, I'm gonna go for the Nat 20.

You know what? Oh, do it, no. What are you scared? Careful What are you afraid of a little no calls me You're you're a chicken. You're a yellow belly chicken She tell him what you're yelling at the bathroom three epsilon still hilarious Why don't you tell them what you were yelling in the bathroom? Three F's later.

Still. Hilarious. What are you- I'm gonna go over the net 20. Before this gets out of hand, I miss. Miss miss miss! Fucking waste! Yeah!

Kick muck kick muck! Kick muck kick muck! Kick muck kick muck! Kick muck kick muck! Alright. Fuck my nutsack. Alright. I need to drop a 20 foot cone. I'm gonna see if I can get Gic, Bugles, and Ramious

and no one else. And, oh, poop master general. Ha ha ha! I think if I move it right, pull the old Sydney, yep. All right, Gic, Buggles, and Ramius, give me a life changing... This is it. Save. This is it.

Let's talk about the bottle caps at the table, something I meant to do before the combat started. But I didn't, so we'll move on. What does everybody have for bottle caps? I haven't had a bottle cap in 20 episodes. Fair. Fair. Two. Well, you gotta do something funny. Two, one, one. I try all the time.

Okay. Or something good. I was gonna give everybody one, but they already have some, so. Oh. Guys, why didn't you lie? I think this is it. This is it, one way or the other.

This is a reflex again? This is a reflex, a reflexive save. And Zephyr's staying out of these, which is nice. Critically fumbles. That's like my best save. But Zephyr is staying out of these which is nice. That's like my best save. But Zephyr's down. Or his Foundry. I put it in your hands. Wow. Our sponsor. Yeah. No pressure. Cool when you say that.

No pressure on the job. His life is in your hands dudes. His life is in your hands. And there it is. Critical failure. Can you? I'm serious. Can you use? What is your roll? Can I give him? We can't do that. What is your roll? Can I give him? We can't do that. What is your roll? Let me.

Oh, I guess it might not technically, but it probably is. Our horrible reflex zone rain. That is a, oh, it's a 16. Because of the protection. This is why we tell each other the numbers. This is why we say the numbers. That is not a critical. That was a natural two.

Damn. It's a failure. I'm fat. It's very, very bad. I'm not in the cone. You're not in, I just wanted to point at you. And it's a plus one for the protection or a natural two. Damn. It's a failure. I'm fat. It's very, very bad. I'm not in the cone. You're not in, I just wanted to point at you. And it's a plus one for the protection or a plus two? No, I don't think you're,

I think you're walked out of it, right? No, you're still there. You're good. Plus one or plus two? Plus one. 29. Success. 34.

Critical six. Yes! Huge! Don't worry about you. Half damage, full damage. Rolling it on the Skidamarinky Doo. It is going to be 26 points of damage. God damn it! 13 cold to Gic Muck. And I just can't, I can't do anything to help. Just have to heal, heal, heal, heal. Gic Muck, Gic Muck. That's it.

Somewhere. Damn it. Barnes's, little Barnes's inside of you screaming. Oh. Oh, he was screaming. Ah. Ah. Ah. Can't. What he sounds like.

Ah. I still think about him. I just keep putting cones on here. I keep. Can't see. You keep adding cones. Can't delete the cones. Can't see through these cones.

So many cones. Alright, so that was two actions with this guy. And then he is going to, I mean it doesn't even make sense for him to close. He'll just step over towards Zephyr. Just keep moving that way. Keep a nice clear path. Nasty, nasty situation. And it's Bugles' turn.

We're back to these cones. So Bugles, the Kulukhan was basically in charge and now he's like fully unleashed. Boom, nice. Psyche is unleashed and pop. He's gonna do an ignition against the one that's right up against Gek-Muk right now. Okay. Okay.

Come on, get it! 31 to hit. Let me ask you this, was that a spell? It was a spell. I would like you to roll a will save. Huh. Will save, eh? 30.

Damn. Don't mess with Buggles. 31 you said? 30. 30, that's a hit on the 31. Nothing seems to happen. What? Wait. Wait, when I hit it or?

No, what'd you roll? 30 on the will save, right? Yeah, something on the right. So I moved past that and I went back to your 31. Nothing happens to you on the will save. This seems to be a success. Okay. 31 to hit is a hit.

Okay. Okay. Let me roll damage on the old, and add a little damage right for courageous anthem. Yep. This is fire. This is fire damage. 37 points of damage.

Whoa. Amazing. Dead. I will tell you this, damaging is the path to victory. Yes Anything else yeah, I am going to do a Sigh burst as well. Please give me a reflex a reflex save on the side be 15 that is a fail Give me a reflex save. Reflex save on the side B. 15. That is a fail.

Oh. Not a critical? Not a critical failure. That is 12 points of bludgeoning damage. OK, you noticed it. Not all that goes through. But took some damage there. Brother Ramious standing right next to Buggles.

Buggles throwing fire boom do mine bursts What do you do? Buggles looks over at the Kaula Khan. He's just like he's all beat up. He's going to die. He's like you can enter yourself Look out for kick and he's gonna run away He's gonna run from this whole situation. Why can't you heal? Because I don't want to get in more cones. I'm tired of us all being boxed up in cones.

So he's gonna move and then heal. But it does foul. I just remembered my vital beacon. It kind of fouls that up a little bit. Oh, right. But yeah, as long as we stay together, we're pretty fucked. Could touch yourself on the way out. See you guys. Yeah, so we're... I'll be behind the tank. You just see a little part of his token too. So wait a minute, I wanted to move down here. Is this a standable space? Yeah, yeah. Can't move on the tank, but yeah, imagine that the lid overhangs. It's above me.

Yeah. But I can I have line of sight to everybody or no? Yeah. Gotcha. Okay, then I will. He's going to move down there. I would say Zephyr, not Zephyr. Not Zephyr?

Yeah, but everybody else. But why not? Because this whole thing is this is all murky water. So it's not drained. The tank is up in the air. It's 15 feet high. I thought it was sunk in the ground. It's 15 feet high.

So I'll give you Gic and Bugs, but you can't see Zeph through the murky. That's H. It's not going to work. To Joe. I'm going to move. Can you move instead to the left side of the room, like by me? But then I looked at that before, and then we would both be in a cone. Yeah.

And yeah, I think if I could, I could do this. I think 2025. Yeah, I can do this and still have line of sight on you and still not be in a cone with anybody. And he's going to do a two action heal on himself. still have line of sight on you and still not be in a cone with anybody and he's gonna do a two action heal on himself. Can I write, Khan, this is what I intended to do originally for my side burst. Instead of making it bludgeoning energy, I was gonna make it cold energy. Cold damage. Okay. Which I think would maybe do it even less, but that's what I wanted. Okay, alright, that's fair. I will say that it's a the same result Okay, you now have a lot of information

You now have a lot of it. It's also slashing damage and piercing and fire All right, I'm just gonna do math over here for a bit. Yeah, he's gonna heal himself. He's gonna heal himself. Yeah Okay, just give you fast enough.. Oh I did great. I did great. 56 points of healing. Oh wow. Great roll. That's phenomenal. Yeah 56 points of healing Yeah, that doesn't undo what's been done to me so far, but it's a good start putting a, uh, wall around the...

No, don't do it, it makes the map look terrible! Does it really? Yeah, tokens fusing. It just ruins the experience. You just tell us it's... We can't see through it, and that's fine. Wait, why does it ruin the experience, because you can't... It just looks like garbage now.

I like seeing the whole pretty thing, and seeing, you know... The room. It is kind of nice to know what you can and can't see, looks like garbage now I like seeing the whole pretty thing and seeing you know this room It's kind of nice to know what you can and can't see it, but I'll just tell you exactly I'm fine with your interpretation. I just like to show off how easy it is to drop that was very quick on a map All right, it's number three's turn and it's gonna take a number all right here we go Which one's number three the one next to bugle Okay, this one has not done a frozen cocktail on you guys as of yet I'm gonna I'm gonna I think I'm gonna close Close the distance here

And claw buckles. What damage have you taken so far? One hit? Yeah, I took one hit. And you saved or did you fail and take the full damage on that first 20 pointer? I failed. Okay. Okay.

First claw of two. Mean. Garbage roll. Yes! Garbage rolls and the same garbage roll every time. All right, so final action with the map. Very high chance to hit here. I think I shook, I think I punched the table

and it went from a hit to a miss. 20. Miss. Yeah! Yes! Oh man, this is awesome. Need a sauce. It is Gic's turn. Miss. Yeah! Oh man, this is awesome. It is Gic's turn.

Okay, Gic is going to move... Just remember, the Dirge of Doom is done, and it's awesome. And it's awesome. I know. You have that action economy, just throwing it out there. I know, I trying to figure I need to move. Yeah undurge yourselves. Oh so if if you are not gonna do the dirge Troy you can unfrighten all these bastards. Yes I'm trying to decide I need to move. Before I go through all that. I know um maybe I should just do it you know know what although Foundry makes it very simple That's an attack roll

What a shill It is awesome. I could do haunting him again, but it doesn't do that much damage I'm trying to figure out some of my better spells I have one that's a line and I'm trying to get in position but to move then I can't cast my one action. Yeah, your best line is way too far away. It's down below those three in a line. You have Court of Death. Your best line. Oh, my best line. To get all three. Yeah, you'd have to do a double move just to get there.

Do you have anything that debuffs them besides the thing you did? Not really. You know what? I'll do my dirge of doom again For another round for everybody nice So keeping them frightened keeping them frightened is that guy still second yeah? I guess he's still sick until he wretches her yeah until he so you just hear like the Like death metal almost screaming echoing their minds roger daltry and bubba o'rylee. Yeah Fudge it happen to Kevin spacey Right which is like Tim's Fudge it. What ever happened to Kevin Spacey? Well... Jesus Christ. Troy! We're just...

I liked him. What a winner. We probably have fun hanging out. Have some wine. I'm again going to cast same thing as I did last round, haunting him on the same guy right next to me. Okay. I'm most hurt.

So you need to make a fortitude save and you're still frightened All right, and I already tried to do whatever it's been doing to you and boggles that you guys succeeded on so Don't worry about doing that again for it. You said fortitude, huh? 31 okay, so regular success. You'll take half damage. Oh wait. I rolled the wrong die. That would have been fun I would have been awesome. That was D 100 yeah Hundred points of damage Highs and the lows so nine so you'll take half so four points of or am again points of Susponic damage and that is my turn, but dirge of doom will happen for this whole round

Sonic damage. And that is my turn, but Dirge of Doom will happen for this whole round. Dirge of Doom, done, Dirge, cheap. It is number four's turn. Number four is still beefing on Zephyr. Beef it all over Zephyr? Ew, no. All right, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna close on you

to flank you with my first action, play a little tactical. Oh no. And then that will be against your flat-footed AC for this first of two God tags abilities that don't allow you to be flanked flat so good Check it. That's minus four and see it's minus two. It's off guard off guard 19 to hit Oh miss like ice real big nice connection to the server. I don't want to be my life I Don't want to tempt fate here, but you really? You are It's do you're due you know what fucking I'm changing dice oh

Come on that second and final attack against your off guard AC natural. I am frightened and sickened Same exact roll. Yes! Doesn't matter the die, we are fated to win this. That guy sucks. It's funny when they came out of the tank, I was thinking it looks like the Gareon again. This is the Gareon, yeah.

It's happening the same. Yeah. I'm rolling some real crap. Round three. No one's dead yet. Zephyr, you are surrounded by these things. Neither of these guys hit me. I don't believe so.

I don't think so. Interesting. I did my best. All right, well in that case, I would like to do, I was wondering if I should do a Titan Swing, because if I hit that, then I can push them back. And that would be really cool. because if I hit that, then I can push them back. And that would be really cool. So I think I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna unleash my Titan Swing.

So you see her limbs start to- Oh, the Deviant Ability is coming out! Flam flam flam flam flam. Flam flam flam flam flam. Two actions. Whenever I read this, I always get confused again. It says, make a melee strike. Is coming out? And plump plump plump sling two actions Whenever I read this I always get confused again It says make a melee strike does that include flurry of blows or is it just probably? Okay, I don't even know if you can do flurry blows. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, okay So I'm just gonna do the one strike so Titan string swing one strike

I'm not in your bless anymore because you're too far away. You're in her courageous and oh that's over. That's over That's over shoot, and I'm not in your Bless anymore, because you're too far away. You're in her Courageous Ants, oh that's over. That's over. That's over. Shoot. And I'm not in your Bless. Oh, poop. You're outside my protection too. Exactly 30 feet, you're in Bless, oh wait,

Bless is 15, I never expanded it, yeah, not in Bless. Please, as you target this creature with your Titan Swing. Roll a one save. Fist comes back. You long fist. Why the long fist? We'll save 21. As you attempt to punch the guest,

for a brief instant, you are taken back to a memory. Oh, fun. A memory where you are facing down a much larger and fully formed, natural, not bastardized version of a Salmon Car. This is a memory from your past that is resurfacing, perhaps from the missing moment. But now, seeing what Riddleson's been up to, who the hell knows?

And in that moment, as runes glow on its fur, you get lost in them like the deadlights in IT. You start to feel not only fear, but shame. You are frightened one by this horrible repressed memory. Oh, wait, hold on, hold on. Holding. Reaction, counter performance. Hell yeah.

Oh, wait, nope. Fuck. Leave it in. Fuck. Leave it in. Hold on. Leave it all in. Oh, wait, nope. Fuck. Leave it in. Fuck. Leave it in. Hold on. Keep the camera on her. I have something. I have something.

This is definitely worth. What helps with the fucking, oh, it is just my, damn. My, uh, Triggering beef? No, my courageous anthem specifically helps you with fear effects, but it's over now. I thought my reaction was to help you with fear effects, but it's over now. I thought my reaction was to help you with fear effects.

It's not, it's just for auditory or visual spells. It must've been fear, but it's over now. Well, this is great. I hope I hit on my tight swing. Hope you don't. She still gets to hit. You still get to hit. Oh, so I roll the backlash first or after? After. Okay.

After. Will that minus one make all the difference? 26 to hit. 26 to hit, which guy? Oh shit, yeah I guess it's- Right or left? The second one. Yes!

Yes! Okay, so a couple things are gonna happen. Oh that's right, it's the Titan John. It's the Titan Swing. Yes. Oh boy. So I deal an extra die of weapon damage. So that's going to be 3d6.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh my god! 665. Wow!

So that's 17 plus 6. So that's 23 points of damage on that one hit. Wow. And then with the Titan Swing, I can either push you back, I can do 1d6 persistent damage, or push you down and you're prone, or not on a critical hit. If I hit, I do, yeah.

So you also take 1d6 persistent bleed damage. Persistent bleed? Damn! What? My activated awakening. Whoa! The awakening, that's right! Damn.

1d6 persistent bleed. 1d6 persistent bleed, so I was- What a punch! Two actiones. Wow. He's getting it. He got a real, that's how I put you two together. For that moment. Yes! Wow. He's getting it. He got a real... That's all I put you two together.

For that moment. And I would... I would try to do something else, but since they're flanking me, I do want to move. And I'm gonna... Was that two actions? That was two actions. Do your deviant flat check. Ooh, right, right, right, right. DC 5.

Probably. Guaranteed success. 13, yeah. right, right. DC five. Probably. Guaranteed success. 13, yeah. Good. Now it's DC 10 if you choose to use it again this day. Okay, maybe I will. So yeah, instead of staying here, I'm actually gonna biscuit risk it and try to step away like...

Do a little biscuit risk it? Biscuit risk it. Down yaw. Further away. Down yaw. Splitting up. Splitting up. Yes, then learning.

Zephyr, I can't see you. Don't die. I just hitutten up. Yes. Learning. As ever, I can't see you. Don't die. I just hit him really hard. It was awesome. He's bleeding now from my fist. Nice. He says, leads around the tank. Did you see a fist come around?

She goes around with a thumbs up too, but there's blood on her fist. Oh yeah. The blood on the fist. It is. The blood of the guest. Number one's turn. Guess number one on the call sheet does a claw attack on Gekma, frightened.

Don't hit me. Okay, 27 to hit. Okay, that would hit, but I am gonna do my thing and enact my eerie flicker. Ah, there you go. So an enemy strike would hit you. So I, my body momentary flickers into the ethereal plane. I become concealed for one round.

Flat check for concealment applies to that strike that would have hit you. If the flat check fails, the strike misses you. Cool. DC five. Retroactive. And do I now need to roll? Yes. Your backlash.

DC5s together. Natural 20. Wow, it turns into a crit. That is crazy. Oh, wait. Do I have awakening too? What's your... So my awakening...

Does Gic? Yeah, I think we all have one awakening now. I've got two. You have two, but Gic has one. I have two. When your body flickers, you momentarily assume a terrifying form. If it fails, the flat check, blah, blah, blah,

it becomes frightened one. Okay, so it doesn't matter. Okay. So now I have. And now you're rolling your deviant. Natural 20. Wow. Okay, a couple of natural 20s between friends.

All right, so it hits you, but now you've got this concealment. Yes. Which will continue for a certain amount of time. In the meantime, I'd like you to take 20 points of slashing and one point of cold. Ouchie. 21, if you're following along at all.

God no, no. Second attack, I've been missing these left and right. Concealment. Natural 20 on the concealment. Hell yeah. By the way, the same die I've been rolling all day. The two natural 20s have become on these concealment rolls. You wasted those, so...

Oh my god. How long does your concealment last? One round. One round. And a third natural 20. Oh my god, it's a crit! Hold on. Frick!

I can't react again, right? No, you're still in the crit. I have another thing I can do. Here's your reaction. Damn it. Holy poop! Oh, that's good. I can't react again, right? That's well good that is Shitty for me couple things are going to happen. It is not a named creature Technically, I guess right well, I mean it's part of the guest. Yeah, it's not a What are you looking to go to the nation? Why we should take it to the next trying I guess it's called the guest. Yeah, it's not a... Are you looking to go to the Naish try? Why? Why?

I think we should take it to the Naish. Are you trying to take it to the Naish? This would be really bad. Babe, I wanna get them involved. I don't know. I wanna get them involved, cause this crit already has several others. Alright, this one from Jay...

Oh, this is... Oh boy. I like this. This one from JD in Austin, Texas. What's up JD? I think it's Jid. This one from JD in Austin, Texas. Ooh! What's up JD? I think it's Jid. What's up JD? Jid.

What's up Jid? What's up JD? What's going on JD? From Austin, Texas. It's titled, Will You Please Just Get On With It? And then it says in parentheses, in Joe's voice. There you go. Please just get on with it. Please just get on with it.

Double damage. Roll a perception check. E. Yes. Against? Against her AC. Fail. Fail! You get nothing. That's it. Double damage.

Okay. Nice. On a success, you just get to know stuff about the targets remaining hit points. Which would have helped me as a healer. Oh. I was hoping he succeeded. 32 points of slashing, two points of cold, 34 points, and then it hits you so hard with the force of its claw. Give me a fortitude save.

Oh, okay. You bottle cap him? You cap him? A natural one. Oh, you can't it you can't be one a natural one. Oh, you can't do it. The same die that just rolled me a nat 20 natural one. Oh my these highs and lows. So weird minded like three 20s in a row. What the heck. Okay.

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Rrrr, rrrr, starts following a, Rrrr. Hey, get off my space. Following Zephyr. Rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, r Oh man, that thing just keeps rolling for days. 28. Hit. You're gonna take 14 slashing 4 cold for a total of 18 points of damage. How you feeling, Seth? You know what, why don't you just worry about playing your four characters over there? Four characters in search of an option? You're on a need-of-know basis. All right. Here we go, second attack, natural 2. Every

single time, every second attack on you has been a natural two with this garbage chipped die. I will eat him. I'm feeling great right now. Oh good. Good. I'm glad you're feeling great. We'll see how great you're feeling after Buggles' turn. All right. Buggles. So he turns to this creature that's launched itself at him right next to him. And he turns with his eyes ablaze, blood running down his face

from the injuries that's already occurred. And this look of just vicious glee on his face. Ha ha! Boom, and another ignition. Come on! Amped. That is, that is 38. That is a 38 to hit.

Critical hit. Yes! It's the one right next to you, yes? Yes. Okay, that is 102 points of damage. What? Wait, what? How?

102? 102. Walk me through this, I have to understand. Okay, so. Because this is what I'm talking about. With my new, because this is melee with an Amped ignition attack an empty. Oh, it's melee. Yeah, it's melee. It's like bumps my damage dice It's a it's five five d10 now. It's now is with the amped with the melee. It's 5d12

plus 10 Plus plus eight normally with the Unleashed Psyche, plus one for the... Yeah. Yeah. That, plus one for my Burnet feat that I have because I'm a goblin, get an extra point of fire damage, plus four splash damage doubled.

Doubled. Yeah. That'll do it. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You double I don't you double 5d12 there. They all the rest adds up alright, so you you you absolutely annihilate Phenomenal as it crumbles to the ground It falls apart in such a way that It's like this

Just starts to fall apart in this tangled mess of meat in such a way that it's like this, it just starts to fall apart in this tangled mess of meat, gristle, hair, bone, and gore in such a way that, let's see, just you give me a will save to avoid becoming sickened at this site. Oh. There you go. Okay, will save.

Sight and smell, I should say. Ugh. 21. You're all right. Wow. Wow. You're all right as the first one falls. Yes. Yeah. Buggles.

One down, three to go. And with my third action, I am gonna do another side burst at the one facing off on Gic Muck. Okay. And I'm gonna do mind shift on this to make it mental damage.

So give me a will save. Will save, fuck that die anyway. And you have the frightened. Oh yeah, it's all automatic. 33. Okay, that's a regular success, so that's six points of mental damage. Ah!

Okay, six points. And then the psyche, the Kulakan vacates. Psyche is no longer unleashed. Bugles is stupefied. Shit. Brother Ramious. Remove! Brother Ramious.

Here we go. Ramious, he's gonna keep the pressure on. Yeah. He sees Gigg's all fucked up. Gigg is fucked up. He's all fucked up, but who fucked up. It's all fucked up But who really needs a bard all right? He's going to Says what well while these guys are all great

While these guys are all frightened kind of amazing dirge of doom It's gonna burst off another divine wrath He's going to unleash one more he says I'm sorry he's done this to you may your souls rest in peace at who at all three nice it's a 20 foot burst give me a will sir oh did I need to do that there you're already passed they'll save but these were for attacks spells spells. Yes targeting me with a spell. I am You got this the source like I have to Uh, I think yeah, it's wilson. Hi 22

You experienced the same thing that Zephyr does you see this memory of a Salmon car towering over your- Fuckin' horseshit, man! Arctic landscape, ruins glowing, lost in the deadlights, you're frightened one. What could go wrong? Now it just it completely undoes the Dirge of Doom, so. That's the point. Yep.

Alright, go ahead. Fortitude saves all around. For all of them? Yeah. Okay, even the one you can't see. Yeah, because it's a burst. I just have to see the location. Whaaaaa! Fortitude saves all around. For all of them? Yeah. Okay. Even the one you can't see? Yeah, because it's a burst. I just have to see the look. Waaah! Fortitude saves all around. I'm gonna go one closest to you, one on the other side of the room, and then down. So one closest to fortitude save natural one. Yeah! For the one next to Gek. Why am I still rolling this die? Amazing. The next one, fucking dice.

The next one on the far side of the room, 24. Probably a fail, right, you'll fail. And then the one to the south, crack die, 32. Okay, so the one that rolled a 32, it takes 14 points of damage. Oh boy. The other one takes 28 points of damage. Nice.

And then the one next to Gic takes 56 points. Whoa! That was awesome! Oh shit! Wow. And that one. Yes! Explodes.

Yes! Oh, that's exactly what I needed as it explodes in this. It just starts to fall apart oh, and as it happens both you and dick are within range of this just give me a Will save to avoid being coming sick it come on Norse come on 22 same roll you're okay 15 You are sickened too. Ooh, oh that sucks. By this horrific

falling apart, gristle meat. They use the word meat. All right, and then, oh, Ramius is just gonna kind of ignore that. He looks away from it. He's gonna move to Gic for the first time using this new high level ability. He's gonna use to Gick for the first time using this new high level ability.

He's gonna use, yeah, he's gonna use, so stupidly named and I do hate it, but mechanically it's awesome. Doctor's Visitation. Oh, the doctor's in. The doctor's in. He, as one action, can move and do battle medicine. So he moves up to Gick, and he does battle medicine,

and I'm going to use Arsuran at DC 20. So you get, let's see, it might not be, 19 points. Whoa! Huge, helpful. That doesn't help with Sickened at all, right? No, I have another thing that helps with Sickened. I just don't have the action economy for it, but I can maybe get you next round.

We'll see how we- Would have been number three's turn, but he is dead. Nice! It goes right to you, Gicmmak, but you are sickened too. I'm gonna do the one action retch. Okay. So I roll for that, or I just do it as an action? It gives you a plus two or something to the roll.

To a reroll. And I reroll. Sickened. I don't think you roll sickened, no. You can spend a single action retching in an attempt to recover, which lets you... Quarter to save against the DC of the effect. Yeah.

On a success, you reduce your Sicken value by one, so you could bring in a Sicken one, or you would eliminate it on a crit in this case, because you're Sickened. Okay, so I will spend the action to retch to give myself. Another roll. Another roll. Against the condition.

No, no, no, no. You don't get a roll. Yep, you immediately attempt a Fortitude save against the DC of the effect that made you Sickened. She's saying. Oh, when you retch. I see what against the DC of the effect that made you sick She's saying oh When you wretch when you wretch aren't you retching? Yes. Yes. Sorry I thought it was a free one and then she had to wretch for a second No, it's single a single wretch allows you the free 40 or two say what are you not free for it?

I keep doing that. That's a 27 27 you are now sickened one nice. Okay, try it again now you get another one and maybe you can No, I don't get it. I you had you got a free one at the end of your turn But you spent oh you're not gonna don't get a free one. There's no free Why do you guys keep saying you're thinking of persistent damage? No, we said she gets one somebody else said two I don't know where that came because Francis I think it was Francis. Francis! Francis! Stop making up rules, Francis. That's our job.

Gosh, she's sick, but I got it. Do you want to stick the other finger in your throat? Gotta do something. Ugh! Just the hand with the fingers. Alright, she's going to... poop? Oh no, it's not. No, it's not.

I'm sick and she is. No, no, no. I'm sick and she is. I'm sick and she is. She's going to do her best, even though she's still sick and one, but I want to get off a spell at this far guest, the guest at the other end of the wall that she can see.

So she's going to cast painful vibrations as around this creature, it feels as though the air itself is trying to suffocate it, and she's holding her hand out, casting this. Make a Fortitude save. I'm picking up painful vibrations. Fortitude save? Yeah.

Watching Joe. He's got something to say. Oh, I was just gonna say, I just remembered, like, I moved up next to you, so like, if you don't want to continue the dirge, you can touch me for 4d10 healing. If you need it, don't forget. In the meantime... That's the one action.

Oh, we already retched. Yeah, I retched. Forged a jute save, went to a one, and then flipped to a 90-19. So that will be a... 45. Okay, yeah, so... Is that a critical success? Yes. Nothing happens, and I wasted my cool spell.

I'm laying down pink varnishes. That's my turn. And I throw up a little. That's your turn, you puke. It is number four's turn. There are two of these Salmonkaw guest gross situations left. 45 from a 19 is wild, isn't it? Yeah, I don't think that that is correct. Yeah, well. But I think if it was a 35, it's it'll be a wouldn't matter. What's 16 plus 19? 30 35 35. I'm sorry. That is just because I'm fucking sick. That's why I didn't bring it up

Yes, I think it was still a great stuff. You did I was like that's been saying so it was all it was still a critical Yeah, that's why I didn't say anything. I think she's sickened anyway, so yeah. I wouldn't have been able to sleep with myself. Um, it is the guest's turn in the back. That guest, seeing two of its companions dead, will close and lay down a cone on Buggles, Gek, and Raneus. Damn it. That was the downside of helping you.

Because now it don't care about its other chunks That what he calls it three chunks There it is. All right. Well his saving throw is reduced by one Don't forget that fella. Oh from frightened my saving throw is the one that's the saving throw for this cone is reduced by one Yes, the, this DC. And I am going to use another reaction as a gnome. This is my other thing I have, which is similar to eerie flicker but different,

my unexpected shift. So I would take damage from an attack, spell, or other effect. Your supernatural connection sometimes causes you to phase from reality when under threat. Roll a DC 16 flat check. On on a success you gain resistance to all damage equal to your level against the triggering effect You gain a plus two circumstance bonus to saving throws against the effect. Oh, it's interesting This is kind of like an ethereal leap. It's kind of boom. All right, give me the flat check Let's say he'll flat. Let's get the flat check out of the way

18 wow Let's get the flat check out of the way. 18. Wow. Nice. So you're gonna have resistance eight on whatever this damage is, cold damage in this case. Now give me a reflex save. You get a plus two too. But you're also sick and well. Reflex. 27. Okay.

Uh, reflex. 27. Okay. Um. I have a reaction. I don't. I was like what? Nothing will help me. 24.

24. I have failed every one of these. I'll go Rooney. This is a reflex, uh, 22. Pass, pass, fail. Nope. Give me a 20, I'm sorry, 23. Is that a fail?

Yeah, that was frightened. Didn't have the frighten. Go to the videotape here. 35 points of damage, teramius and bugles. I'm going to use the shield block reaction with my fire shield, which is immune to cold. So it absorbs all the damage and I take none. Okay. What?

So you take none. Wow. You go two. Dying one. I'm assuming. 35. No. I healed myself for 56. What do I?

You take 17 points. But minus eight. Minus eight, so only nine points of cold damage. Nice. Whew. Man. And now you look at Gick, who has throw up on her mouth. This is a fight.

Yeah. Knocked down. Dungeon crawl. Heavyweight. This feels balanced, though. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't feel bad. I'm dazzled now after using that reaction.

So I'm just like, oh. Dazzled, sickened. Oh. Dazzled. And that is the end of round three. I'm dazzled now after using that reaction. So I'm just like oh Sickened oh That is the end of round three and then did the bleed happen automatically there the bleed? Thank you. I will roll my flat check to see if I remove it natural one on the flat check so instead I will take bleed to the tune of One will take bleed to the tune of one point of damage. So many balls.

I mean, these things have to be getting close, man. Yeah. Yeah, we've done. Two down, two to go. Zephyr, you are up. No one has fallen. Let's finish this. Oh, I'm gonna make. Do that fire shield.

A faint check. Cute! On the one in front of me. Faint. Inception, faint. Oh! Are you all right, my dude? Um, 20. Leap to your aid.

Riding yourself. Stab it right in the throat. Oh my god, are you okay? Squat! 20. Shit, 23. Against my... I'm trying to see that.

My will, John, or my... Feint. Feint 2E, eat we haven't fainted in a lot yeah I haven't I usually get your perception it's a deception check yes against my perception DC 23 give you a lot of perception checks for the enemies oh there it is what'd you say? 23. 23, fail. Fail? By a pubic hair. All right, so you're not off guard to my attacks,

but that was a free. You know, I'm wondering, I'm curious though, if my perception DC, my perception numbers should go down if I'm frightened. Oh, am I frightened still at the start of my turn? It goes down by one at the end of your turn unless otherwise specified you're but we got frightened like my last turn So like you like I killed the guys it'll be the end of your next turn Yeah, the turn. And you, you are not, I just want to make sure no enemies are frightened from me any longer. Ah, okay. All right. So then, then yeah. 14.

No, it's, it's actually, I'm sorry. Definitely a fail. Okay. So that was free. You're not off guard to any of these attacks for a flurry of blows. First one's a 25. That's a hit. Okay, great. Dacey is back to full as well. Second one... What?

Dacey's back to full. Oh, I thought you said like, HP. Yeah, HP. 23 for the second one. That is now a fail. That's a fail, so please give me a Fortitude save. I shall. Fortitude save is going to be a 29.

Oh, that's a pass, so you're not stunned or anything. So I hit you with one, three, five. It's 11 points of damage from flurry of blows. That's bludgeoning damage, right? Yeah. It really goes through. Dammit.

Swords, your blow. Ew. I'm gonna- I have a way of speaking. It sickens me. Blow. I'm trying to think, like, do I want to spend a focus point harmonizing myself again

for another 20 something points of healing, or risk it at my lowest map and do inner upheaval. I think I want to risk it so I'm gonna do my last focus point. Inner upheaval you see her uh oh no I can't make one arm I can't do Flurry of Blows against, I already did it in this round, but I can make one unarmed strike. So you see her hand wraps start to glow and she makes her last unarmed strike.

Okay, 24 to hit. 24 to hit is a hit. Nice. Yes, awesome. So with that, well it's actually 25 to hit is a hit. Nice. Awesome. So with that, well it's actually 25 to hit. I deal an extra 1d6 damage. Nice. Five.

Each. Oh yeah. That's like 14. Plus, my God, there's so many numbers. 20 points of damage on that one. That's blood, right? Yes. Okay, so I'm gonna figure it through.

And, A chunk of it. The extra 1d6 damage, which was six, I can do four Spirit, Vitality, or Void. And I'm thinking maybe that six, I do like, Spirit. Spirit? Yeah. So it's another six on top of the 20 or six of

that 20 okay all right I'll figure it out all right so a lot of the bludgeon doesn't get through so 14 of it barely barely any bludgeon extra one to six ends up coming on the wash okay all right and then so that was two actions okay relax boy third action I scoot would scoot around the corner. I scoot better boots scoot. Okay, that's actually huge It's a little bit big it is it's turn that you just punch come back here talks Frozen wind on you. Give me a reflex save. Okay. Okay. Okay got this you got this Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo She doesn't know. 32 points of cold damage. Okay, it's okay. Ah!

You're as cold as ice! We need to pay the price of death. Ooh! You're as cold as ice! Gung, gung. It is now Buggle's turn. I just realized that I had not raised shield with my reaction the round before, so I shouldn't have been able my reaction the round before.

So I shouldn't have been able to do the shield block. So. But do you still take? I would have taken. You failed, right? I failed, although I also realized that my save would have been too higher than I said. I said it was 22, it was actually 24.

Mine was also a 24. I forgot to take off frightened. Okay, so you take 17 points of cold damage. Okay, but I do have fire. I have cold resistance 10 anyway. Went down at the end of the... All right, so only seven. So it's just his turn there, right?

Yeah, yeah. And then you what? It was actually 24, not 23 for my save because I was frightened and I forgot to take it off before you went. Okay, still a fail. Okay. So yeah, you're still gonna eat that,

but now it's back to Buggles. So Buggles cumulatively, you only take seven points of damage with your resistance and, still a fail. Okay. So yeah, you're still gonna eat that, but now it's back to Buggles. So Buggles cumulatively only takes seven points of damage with your resistance and all of a sudden. Okay. Shit. So he is reeling again from this sort of, this roller coaster that he goes through every time he goes through a combat.

He is going to do a, since he has to do cold damage Because this fucking amazing class that I picked He's gonna do a frostbite spell, so please give me a fortitude save for the creature the The one with the bleeding one yeah, yeah, all right, so you assume they're gonna have some sort of cold resistance But you're ooh bad bad roll for it Fortitude yeah, 19. That's a fail. Okay, okay, all right, okay, okay? Okay, all right. Oh wait. Let me do my

okay, I make the stupefy check the flat check for the stupefy and He takes 23 points of cold damage okay and I'm gonna use my reaction to enact my entropic wheel which is another sort of a cantrip that I get that uses a reaction with stockpiles thermal energy like as it gets it's like it's a motes like going around. It has three motes in it. So it also takes three points of fire damage. Okay. Okay. All right. So you see all that coal doesn't go through, but the combination of that damage does a

number on it. You still got one action left. And my last action, I'm going to raise shield. Although I can't, I can't use block, use the shield block because I just used my reaction, but I'm still going to raise my AC. Okay. It's Brother Ramies' turn. This thing has now done its frozen wind attack twice. So you know that it can do it more than once, depending on, you know, met a game a little less, a couple of D4 rolls.

Oh no! Boy. What are you going to do here? I really don't know. I'm confused about this frightened situation. Okay. What are you confused about? So I casted the spell. Right. The trigger was being targeted by a spell.

So that thing ticks off first as you have this memory. Then your spell goes off. Right. So you become frightened one from the memory, and it dies from your attack. Right. But you're still frightened. Until the end of your turn. Right, but isn't at the end of the turn where I become frightened? Because then you don't really...

Well, I was frightened for the attack. That's really the main thing they're trying to get. You weren't... you rolled before the Frightened took effect? No, I... you take it... it takes effect before your spell goes off. So my DC was lowered for that whole thing. Oh, for the rest of it. Right, that's interesting. It sort of pre-happens. So that would be two full rounds.

You're frightened from this, basically. I'll specify it otherwise. At the end of each of your turns, the value decreases by one. What happens if it happens in the middle of your turn? You know what I mean? It happened at the start of my turn. I know, yeah.

Where it happened in the start of your turn. But I'm just curious, like, trying to gamify it a little bit. If it happens in the middle of the turn, is it then end, still end at the start of my turn. Yeah, where it happened at the start of your turn, but I'm just curious, like, trying to gamify it a little bit. What happens at the middle of the turn, does it then end, still end at the end of your turn? Yeah, I agree that it would be weird if it came into effect at the end of your turn effectively and then just went away. That would be kind of stupid. But it also seems overly punitive to have two full rounds.

Yeah, no, I'll take frighten off. That's fine. Because also, I'm going to have to roll it again anyway if I roll another spell. Maybe, maybe not. It's really only targeted people once. Oh, I see, because it's the memory thing. Okay. And Ramius stood it, whereas the two of you succumbed. It's a game. A game.

A game everywhere. Ramius is going to, in that case, Ramius is going to remove that frighten condition and attack the creature that is out in front of Bugles, Gek and I. And he's going to summon a holy fire from within. Not Divine Wrath this time, but instead Holy Light, a beam of light is going to come out and strike the creature. It is sickened.

Hate this, I have to roll. It is bleeding. It is sickened hate this I have to roll but it is bleeding is sickened and it is bleeding Uh, I don't think there's anything else that's gonna happen here. So, uh, yep. Here we go right over Gix head 29 there you go. There you go. I'm is a hit now. Here's another question a to which I believe the answer will be no Does this have the unholy trait? Oh the creature? Yeah, now the unholy trait does not well The crazy thing is that's a remaster trait and these are pre remastered. Yeah, like all right Let's have like an evil traitor. Yeah, it might not it doesn't okay aberration Not evil Okay, great real garbage damage, but it is

It's last legs. It is 16 points of fire damage, and that is enough. Yeah eliminate Okay, yeah and points of fire damage and then He is going to First of all, I'm just gonna have Gic and Buggles roll against the, uh, as this thing crumples. It's, uh... Sickened? It's Death Rose here. It's called Fall Apart.

As you just watch this thing go, Oh! Oh! Ten for Domination. What is it again? A Fortitude? Uh, will save. Will save. Fifteen. Oof. Twenty-four. Uh, you're fine. You become Sickened, too.

Oh. Which is just awful. Um, and, uh, Gic, you're still Sickened, 24. You're fine, you become Sickened 2. Oh, which is just awful. And Gic, you're still Sickened 1, but Ramius, you wipe it out. Do you have any actions left, Ramius? Yeah, he does, he has one action, and so he is going to touch himself and consume some of his vital energy, and he'll turn to Gic and just be like,

touch me, draw it from me. And that'll be his turn. Well, it is Kik's turn, Kik. What you got? If you'd like to use an action to heal, you may. Kik-muk, Kik-muk. Kik-muk, Kik-muk, I don't know. I don't think I have the economy, not in this economy.

I'm also doing very bad right now. Yeah, Kik looks at Ramius but then looks at Zephyr and Zephyr looks like wide-eyed I'm like alone Zephyr's alone with the last one who has And get can like just see can barely see around this big jug this big tank So she knows something's down there. So she's gonna Not she'll look at Ramie's not heel and run down To get closer

and in line of sight to this guy down here. Yep. Near Zephyr. And then she's gonna put her hands out and cast. And you see her veins and like the color in her eyes drains and her body sort of drains of color for a moment as she casts Enervation. Oh nice.

And you need to make a Fortitude save. of color for a moment as she casts Enervation. Oh, nice. And you need to make a Fortitude save. Little Enervation situation. I'm gonna take some negative damage. Oh, 21. Wow. Bail. I mean, I might throw this guy in the trash.

Bail. It is so good to me. Two, three, four, two, three, four. Seven. Okay. Come on, kill it fuck please please But he's you take 14 persistent negative damage and are drained one who? What did you say wow 14 persistent negative damage and are no no no no it's 4d8 right

Yeah, I rolled. It's on its turn, so it's 4d8 persistent void damage for the remaster, yep, and drained one. So you're drained one immediately. Sorry that I rolled for you. Drained one of my hit points immediately go down and then I'll take 4d8. But on your turn.

Persistent, you said. Yes. And just start sucking whatever life force that Riddleson was trying to infuse in it. Yeah, just like pulling it back out. Yeah, that's awesome. Amazing, amazing. And Git like used her own life force to do this.

She like loses color for a second and then she's filled with even more, sort of her cheeks flush, you know. Yes, that's great. All right, this thing is slowly going to deteriorate here, but some of you guys are in bad shape, and all it takes is one more of these cones where people start dropping like flies.

It's the top of round five, and it's Zephyr's turn. Zephyr, what do you got? Here's what I'm gonna do. Take care of business. He's gonna approach the last one in a way where she's doing her little stumbling stance, feinty stuff. I'm gonna roll a feint check again.

Okay, that'd be against my perception, dick. It's a natural two, so that's a 17, which is a fail. Feint, hit the floor. So you are not off guard to enemy attacks. So regular flurry of blows. That's a 30 for the first one. Yep, nice. And then the second one yeah Is a 19

For safe, please why am I still wrong this time that's before yeah All right, especially out of here. Oh, that's gonna be stunned. That's what of what's what's the total? Oh 20? Yeah, so your son one oh It's gonna be hard to cone. That's amazing. Gonna be real hard to cone. 13 points of bludgeoning damage. All right, three points of bludgeoning. Oh god.

This, this had a specific resistance to you personally. Right? That I'd be offended by. So rude. I'd be offended. I am offended by it. And rude. I'd be offended by it. I am offended by it. And I'm probably gonna use my full complimentive movement to move away. Yeah, cause now it cannot move and cone.

Let me just do the measure again. I don't wanna. Can't walk through the tube. Yeah, so I'm just gonna kinda boop bop around the tube. All right, so you boop bop around the tube and now it's its turn and it's stunned So amazing and it's drained Yep, so now I cannot even attempt to use my cone Yeah, one pathetic claw which I will use on Zephyr with a new die.

Here we go. 28 to hit. Hit. Okay, I think you're going down here. That is going to be 17 slashing, 5 cold, 22 points of damage. Still up. Yeah, I knew she had it. She's got it.

And that's the end of its round. So now I roll my flat check. 4D8 first. Your 4D8 assistant. I roll my flat check. 19, so it's only gonna be a one shot deal. Let's see what happens here. You're also drained one.

Yeah, you're drained one. Please drop dead. It's all happening automatically here. Damage, 12 points of damage. Still up. 4D of damage still up 48 still up yeah this one was in real good shape but now everyone gets a chance to take it down for it perhaps noes! Buggles! all right Buggles is still sort of like feeling out of out of sorts like runs down to await that's right there so he's gonna never mind it's not gonna matter over there he stays where he is the bless is in effect still so if you're within 15 feet of me

you'll get a plus to hit this fyi alright and he is going he's going to coax the hula con out for a moment to Intimidate this creature nice You will be consumed with the fires of Asheron. Oh Wow 36 Holy smokes against your will my will DC. That your will DC. My will DC, that's a critical. Okay, so Frightened 2. Frightened 2!

Hell yeah! And this thing is all sorts of fucked up. Oh, nice. So it's no longer stunned, no longer takes persistent damage, it's still drained, and now it's Frightened 2. Oh my gosh. Okay.

I love Foundry version 2. Thank you so much. Okay. Okay. And he is... How many actions do you have left? Just one? I have two. I'm gonna try to... I'm gonna try to cast Charm on it. Actually, no. What I did was...

I tried to cast Bullhorn. Oh, right. What I did was I tried to cast Bullhorn on myself and I succeeded. So like when he did say that, the intimidate, when he said what he said, it was just like this booming voice that echoes off all the walls of this place. So two acts of Bullhorn, my voice is like incredibly loud for 10 minutes and the intimidation, that's it. Okay. All right. So Buggles voice now echoes throughout this entire chamber. Good thing you're behind three vaulted doors.

Otherwise this might leak up stairs or the Ramious. Uh, Ramious will go ahead and heal Zephyr. Okay. Zephyr. Zephyr, please finish this. Wow, that is a legendarily bad roll. Oh my god. Oh! You see Zephyr swaying, you're not sure if it's because of her hip points or the stumbling stance, but she's like, help me. Yeah. Sorry, the Keeper does not wish you to live. What? That is 40 points of healing.

40? Oh, that's great. I rolled eight on 48. Oh. But 40 points of healing. Nice. So pretty juicicular. Yeah.

And then I will give you guidance. Thank you. See us through this. Little guidance, Gicmok. Okay, Gic is going to I'm using my last high level spell slot for this. She, yeah, she reaches out

she knows that she hurt this guy in the last round. She reaches out and he feels, this creature feels its insides start to like boil and bubble within it as I cast painfulful Vibrations. Oh, sorry, before that, I'm gonna retch one action to try to reduce the second and raise my DC back up.

I meant to do that. Give me that fort save. Okay, fort. It's my fall apart ability. I was supposed to say 10, 20. Because it is frightened two, that lowers the will save to DC 20 say 10, 20. Because it is frightened two, that lowers the will save to DC 20. Oh, yes.

So you now have removed sickened. Wow, amazing. I cast painful vibrations, please give me a fort save. Fort save. 24. Fail. Nice, yes, huge. You are, not that this matters,

because you're probably gonna die. Weird insides. Second one, deafened for a round, and you take 25 points of sonic damage as your insides vibrate. Of sonic damage. Holy shit. Sickened and deafened.

Still up. God damn it. Still up. Do you have any actions left? 8d6, no, that was it. It comes to round six and Zephyr. This fucking guy! It's right in front of me, so I don't need to move.

Let me see, I'm out of focus points. Who said death? It's sick, it's frightened to. It's sick, it's frightened. It's death. I'm gonna try to do. And you have guidance. Sick, death, frightened. I have guidance. Who? Drain. I was trying to find it on you. Oh wait. Great tackle. I'm gonna try to do... Sick, deaf, frightened, poof, grand, sloth-swamp.

Oh, wait. I have plus one to the damage too, right? Or no? Oh, actually, no, not plus one to the damage, and I guess guidance... Yeah, just save the guidance. Okay, remember. Because it's not going to stack with the Bless you already have. Okay. Can you do any non-bludgeoning damage or no?

I don't think. Wait, your Bless doesn't give me a plus to damage no thing um No the only thing I have is the inter up evil which my extra damage die I can like specify the damage, but everything is in the brawling group That I have I do like persistent bleed damage sometimes My wild wind stance might be something. No, that's bludgeoning. Blowing in.

Yeah, I'm wondering. Yeah, I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm doing. That's all I can do, so. Okay, maybe you'll create. You need to hit twice. Yeah, deception check. They'll combine. Yes.

26. That is a success. Great, so you're off guard to both of my attacks. That is a success. Great, so you're off guard to both of my attacks. Oh, so huge. Off guard and frightened too. Wow. Yeah, it's DC as low as it's been. The first one is 27 to hit.

Hit. Come on, hit the second one please. The second one is 26 to hit. Yeah, hit. Let's go. Fortitude save. Fortitude save. Don't you stun me. Don't you stun me. 25. Yes! Yes! Let's go! Fortitude save. Fortitude save.

Don't you stun me. Don't you stun me! 25. You're all right. You're all right, LaRusso. All right, double that damage. It has resistance 10 against Bludge. Of course, that's 10 and then six, 12.

So it's 24 points of damage total. Oh. Okay, still up. And that's one action. Which you just know when you're beat. You are beat. Third action. Come on.

Hip over your king. Not like you're stunned. I'm gonna try to hit again. Second action, kill him. 26 to hit, not off guard. Not off guard, still a hit. Okay. It's Friday 2. Hit the map. Friday 2, it's sick, it's deaf, it's strange. Nice. Bwaah! Aaaaaah! 12 more points of damage. Two points of damage. That was a demon that just came up. I think that was the devil.

I think that was the devil. How does it look? Pretty close to dead. Like if that was slashing damage, we'd be home. I'm just going to try to hit it again. Take out your grandfather's pocket knife that you've always had on your character. That's a 21 to hit. That is a...

Not off guard. Not off guard. Miss. 21, you sure? Yeah, I've got a plus 10 to hit right now. I rolled an 11. Oh wait, I'm not frightened. I have Bless enabled. Yeah. It's turn. I roll a d4.

I roll a three or four. Can't do its cone. I roll a two. four. Can't do its call. I roll a two. Here comes the pain. This is coming on Bugles, Ramia, and Zephyr. Give me a reflex save. Oh annoying. This is why I gotta keep it going. No you don't! It's over!

I'm gonna take one of your down limits! It's over! 99 teeth! Oh! You're done! Oh! Pack it up! What's the total? I don't know.

That's high level math. I don't know. Still in rat shape. 28. 28. It's basic. Basic save. 23.

29 actually. Basic save. Bugs. 29. Okay, bunch of basics. Take half cold damage to the tune of, would have been 41 points of damage on a fail. 8d6 instead it's 20 points of cold damage to the tune of, would have been 41 points of damage on a fail. 8d6 instead it's 20 points of cold damage.

Okay. 10 from. Ah! How's everybody? I could be better. I could be better. Then I'll drop a claw and kick just for good manage. What the hell?

Not like he's stunned! 25. Do I have anything that helps me? Do I have anything that helps me? Does that not count against the map? I got the map. That was with the map? No, that's no map.

He's doing an ability. That just hits. I think I'm gonna- Does that ability have the attack trait? Does that ability have the attack trait? Nope, nope. I think I'm gonna do- I don't know about traits.

How many hit points do I have? I have 36. He's not gonna take me down. Maybe I won't do my eerie flicker again. I'm not gonna do my eerie flicker. Here comes the damage. 15 slashing six cold, that's max cold. 21 points of damage.

Ah! Okay. Can you finish it off, Buggles? All right, Buggles again, the Kulukhan emerges. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. Love is good.

Oh, shut up. Oh! Boom! Ignition amped, natural 19. That is a 37 to him. All right. Critical. There we go.

Buggles does it! Okay. Fire. That is fire. 200. 3,000 points. Yeah, it's ignition. Three thousand points.

Joe's already packing up. He knows. It seems like we're done here. 76 points of death. Yes! Steps up, boom, this cloud of fire steps around him, it's like boom, and he snaps his fingers.

It's immolated in this burst of like napalm, this liquid fire that like consumes him utterly in an instant. Amazing. It explodes in fire and dies. You have come to this containment unit to meet the guest. Yet Ogman Zoria said, seek what's behind the unit to meet the guest, yet Ogman Zoria said, seek what's behind the vault to meet the Blessed One.

What does it all mean? Find out next week. You mean murder was behind it all? Yeah, there's still a mystery in this block here. I sure hope we find out, because I'm confused. Mama say mama say mama moosa Mama say mama say mama moosa It's time to make your membership official. Start your 30-day free trial today and become an official member of the Vault.

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