The Golden Hour - 2-3 Years Dagestan and Forget | The Golden Hour #172 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 20, 2026

The guys talk Erik's foray into making healthy drinks, an update with the Golden Hour Live show in Austin and why it's going to be at 4pm instead of later at night, the new American Idol, the new TV show "Beauty" reviews, what the guys do when their kids cuss, the winter olympics, Tiger getting into a fight, Wolf being a flirt and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastFabletics - Just head to https://fabletics.com/golden , take a quick style quiz, and be sure to select golden when prompted to unlock your 80% off. That’s https://fabletics.com/goldenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm like, okay, I start to read. And then he goes, all done. I love it. Like 20 seconds in. I'm like, so the dinosaur goes, he goes, all done, all done. Good. That's, that's, I like that's, I like that's, I like that's, I like that's. I like, I like that too.

I have to pull out of a whole fucking thunk. This is a fucking written by the, like, this is Anna Karenina. He's like, Weathering Heights. Yeah, yeah. That's so funny. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop us.

Nothing can stop us. Good to see everybody. What up? Brendan's more funny videos. You got to get guys to go to Shob's Instagram, him and his wife are killing it. It's the new I Love Lucy. You know what I mean? Yeah.

But check out. So I've been making these healthy drinks, you know? Like you put like cucumber pineapple pineapple spinach with some chia seeds You're boiling sugar you know I mean? Yeah No it's good It's a pancake pancake butter Shut up

Okay So I said to Rachel you want taste this She's like oh no I'm pretty sure I have an allergy to cucumbers You know Okay Which she doesn't Yeah She's pretty sure

Yeah and I'm like So you don't want any more pickles that you eat all the time you know oh right you know she's like that's not the same I got okay oh so then so then there's another drink you know that's like chicken of the sea uh what do you call it uh I remember that you know ginger lime and cinnamon yeah it's like a great thing to take before you go to bed she's like oh I have an allergy to cinnamon and then yesterday though she brought home a cinnamon roll oh my god you know so then I so I say hey you want to try this she's like oh no I said oh so so it doesn't count when it's a cinnamon roll.

Right, right, right. And then she goes, yeah, it doesn't count with it's a good for her. But does she think she's allergic? She just, whether her, she should have just said, I don't want to try your concoction. I would prefer that.

I would just prefer her to say, I don't like that. I don't want to try it, you know, instead of just having to make up something, you know what I mean? Yeah. Fellas, I know what you want to try.

Goldenhauer's live in Austin. Oh, yeah, we're doing it. Yeah. I got it. Driving over here, I'm like, we got to mention that right away. And then I just forget. But there you go. You did it.

I was waiting for the cucumber story to die. This guy. Well, I understand why it had to take a backseat to that great story about cucumber and cinnamon. Okay. So that's how we're going to start? That's how we're doing this? This is how we going to do it. March 20th, baby.

Do I have extra long hair in that? Yeah. It was some AI slap I whipped up. Zoom in? Zoom in. That's great. Oh, I like your hair there, though, Chris. That don't look so bad.

But it would if I, it would, though, if I did it. You look like a character off the Night of the Seven Kingdoms. He looks like we need to send him to, what is it, Gagestan for two or three years. Oh, Dagestan, three years forget. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but it's March 20th at 4 p.m. We're doing a 4 p.m. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. So get out of work early. Come see your favorite guys at the Vulcan Gas Company. solo shows after that. Yeah, so, you know, it's a day of Chris's shows too. So, you know, do a double whammy. It's almost like a VIP meeting dream. I'll be doing a triple whammy, so.

You do a double whammy. You got three shows that night. Let's see how much Austin loves Chris. See Chris three fucking times. And if you're already going to Chris's show, you get a big discount. Yeah. On the live gold number. Yeah, so come, you know, make a night, make a day of it.

Make a night of it. Uh, yeah. It's basically like, uh, it's seven hours with Chris. No, it's a, uh, It's, what do you call it? What the hell is that? You come to the show. Like an amusement park.

This is how you do it. Second show people. That's how you do it. You come to our podcast. Then you go to dinner. Of course, Eric's got involving fucking dinner. Okay. And then you go see Chris at the late show.

Yeah. That's how you should do it. That's a nice little date. And because I'm in town, you might. You never know. You might see a guest set from Griffin. You never know. Because you're going to, you know what I mean?

Then you're going to really see, you know. You never. Yeah. Yeah. thousand miles. Oh, I get it. Some people in the audience are saying. And Chris, are your two shows that night, it's all at the Vulcan?

Yeah. Yep. So you're just going to be there from three to midnight. I've done it. I did it in West Nyack. They added, we had a show. I don't know. I don't know.

You guys talked me into this. You know what I mean? No, no, no. It's not that I didn't want to do it. I did. But I'm like, I'm sorry. Heaven forbid. We, you know.

No, it's not that I didn't want to do it. I did want to do it. but I was like, all right, if I'll do it, yeah, three shows. But yeah, I'll do it. And now you guys are like, you're doing three shows? That's how we said it? No, it'd be fun. Anyway, yeah.

Two more cucumber stories. Oh, well, we'll space him out, dude, because we don't want to blow your load. Yeah, see it for the next episode, dude. We can only take so much. But, yeah, go to chrisley.com and get tickets for that. And also, I'm going to be in Australia. I'm going to be in a, my God, I got so much coming up, St. Louis.

I was just in. That's a weird. St. Louis to Australia is a weird combo. Yeah. Actually, what I do is I go to Australia, then I go to Austin. Then I don't know, bro. I don't even know. Whatever. Just go to Crystal. Yeah.

But, um, San Luis has the best pizza in the state. Can we get the live gold now around that? It is. Go down. I told him to do it. He said he was going to do it today. He didn't do it yet. He said, he said, I'll do it.

I'm just going to put it in December, 23. Do you not do it yet? Not quite. Okay. He'll do it today. I told him to do it already. Not quite You forgot to tell him to do it

That's fine That's fine No It's a four o'clock show What is not quite about this Who said that? I said that Yeah

I said that No he said that Oh okay He was being like a Employee A bitch Yeah Yeah

Not quite Chris I just think it's a weird Thing to say Right It's either You did it or you didn't do it Well Not quite

He goes is it up there And you're not quite Not quite It says March 20 But no link I'll push back on that. Here look, I put it, I said, have you caught up? Did you finish beauty?

Here we go. So here what I said, look. And Brendan, To add this to say. American Idol's back. Have you been watching? I'll add right now. Yeah, I'm dabbing it.

I'm kind of sick of it. I feel like it's firing the kid. It's ran its course. This guy. That's hilarious. No, but you know what's ran its course? Because the audition part. The audition part is ran its course.

I agree. You know why though? Me and my father-in-law, we watch it together, super gay but we watch it together and eat ice cream but the problem is is it's all positive now yes they don't show any of the bad people and everything's like everything everyone's the best and come back next year i want to see some people fuck up dude that's why i watch it but that so what i do is like i just like i record it so now i just get to like when i see somebody singing then i go

and i listen and they're good and then i go so i'm just waiting for the competition he's playing the home game yeah you know what else you know what else the problem is eric everyone sounds the same now. There's very, there's not a lot of differences. Well, we'll see when it gets to it because, listen, the guy that won last year, he got a Grammy nomination. So there's something that's working. Yeah. Gospel. What's his name? Jamal Roberts. That guy's great. Okay, that guy is good. Absolutely great. So hopefully they'll find somebody like that again. So, you know, but that's good. Wait, Eric, Eric, are you watching? I feel like it be your vibe. Are you watching that Night of the Seven Kingdoms or whatever? The Game of Thrones. You know what? I haven't started yet. I want to wait.

Oh, buddy. But check it out. They just said the last episode was the highest. rated episode of television ever. No, no, no. It's third. Like the Red Wedding beats it and one other Game of Thrones episode beats it. But it's third. It's third. I'm not talking about watched.

It was saying like I'm talking about rated. Not how many people watched. No, I'm saying rated. Yeah, it's still third. I don't know. I just saw that thing. But maybe they're lying. It's fantastic.

It's so good. That show is so. It's a slow burn. No. It's a slow burn. Yeah, I heard it started. I heard it started boring. Oh, it's so good.

But I think a lot of. things are starting boring because even this beauty show no that's the opposite to me I thought the first two episodes of beauty were awesome and I'm on like episode six and it's just so dumb now I feel like there's nothing popping on TV right now it's so dumb first of all I want to like

Ashton Coucher as an actor he's so bad in this dude if they got a real if they got a guy that could like really be a bad guy and you believe it He's just, you must have never seen, guess who. So here's my, here's a point I was trying to make the other time.

Now that you've seen it. Yeah. Okay. So you know, the co-star, the girl, all right? Yeah, yeah. She's a pretty lady. Rebecca Hall, yeah. She's great.

Yeah, yeah. I think she's beautiful, yeah. Okay. So then they, you know, she takes the stuff and she becomes this supposedly prettier girl. Now, listen, that girl's dope. Of course. She's dope. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not. That girl. Oh, boy. the girl that they got to take over for her, right? Well, here's what I thought when I saw the girl. She's from when I saw the new girl. She's from the town. This goes great.

When I saw the first, when I saw the second girl that she becomes, she becomes. Yeah. I go, my first thought was, yeah, but I'm like, oh, don't ruin it for me. I haven't started. Don't, don't ruin it for me. No, it's not, we're not ruining it. It's not ruining it. You know what?

I was trying to move on. Go ahead. We get to talk about your bullshit. Yeah, dude. I'm sorry, my Game of Thrones spin off some bullshit. No, but the thing is,

is like, in comparison to the dudes. Boing, right. So the dudes go from like, me to like, you know what I mean? Like,

you know what I'm saying? And the dude, it'll be like a real, the donnas, you know, with seven-pack abs. You know what I mean? Yeah,

so who should the girl be? Like, uh, why? You get what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're saying.

It'd be like if it went from me to you. You know what I'm saying? No. It's not enough. I know, I'll take it. That's fine. You know what I'm saying? It's not enough.

Basically the drug makes you good looking. Yeah. So she would have turned in like Megan Fox? Or whatever the conventional, you know, whatever they're trying to say in the show. In the show they're trying to say it turns you into a model with angular features like a fucking looks maxer like type very good looking person. good looking person. So it would be like Matt Rife or, uh, I guess, yeah. Like, like, like American Psycho style. You know, like clavicular is a good example. They basically make you like trans. What I'm saying. Yeah, it's not necessarily, but Ryan Murphy spent more time.

No, of course, because he's gay. But that, but you can clearly see that. Yeah. Well, there's no question. You know what I'm saying? A gay guy didn't do this. There's no question. Because like I say, again, no shade on the girl, the actress. She's very pretty She's very pretty But in this universe of the show That pretty woman wouldn't turn into that It's almost like you'd expect

A Weirder looking good looking girl Like the girl from Gorge The Gorge, what's that? Oh yes Dude her eyes are so far apart Right so like but model looking Do you understand what I'm saying?

No no no no Brendan Frog model Yeah but high fashion shit is what I'm saying Do you know what I'm saying Like those are the runaway. She can't use binoculars. She can't do this. She has to do this.

She has to use two telescopes. She's got to turn to the side a little bit. Like I don't particularly find her attractive, but you get that she's modelish. Yes. Yes. Yes. Dude, a strong gust of wind will fuck her world. Yeah.

I mean, she looks very thick. Eric fart would blow her over, dude. Maybe. She's great in the gorge, though. The gorge is fantastic. Brendan, that movie is fucking awful. Okay. Well, you like,

Some movies, dude. That's how I know it's good. The Gorge is terrible. It's a great love story. It's basically the Titanic, but with zombies in the middle between them. Okay. Hey, you know what? He just checkmated you.

How so? Because he just laid it out for you. It's Titanic with zombies and you went, I mean, I can't dispute that. It's such a good love story. Halfway through I looked at my girl and went, I didn't know we're watching a love story. this is fantastic. That's your movie so bad. It was just, I expected a little more.

Sometimes you watch a movie and you're like, okay, I like this concept. What's this about? And then there's a moment you find out and you go, see, I was the opposite because my girl's like, let's watch the gorge. I'm like, it looks stupid.

Miles Teller's my boy, though. So I'm like, whatever. And we turn it on halfway through and went, ooh, we, I'm in.

I didn't hate it as much as you. No, I didn't love it as much as now. A pile of dog shit. No, you know what? You know what it's good? Again, not for Chris.

It's not a stupid fucking movie. I like Predator Badland. I heard that's great. I want to watch it. Lit. I love those movies, though. I heard it's great. This is the best predator since the Arnold one.

It's so good. Yeah. It's pretty good. It's well done. I wanted to watch that aliens show. Yeah, same. I didn't do it. I couldn't sit through the first episode.

Really? Yeah, I just was like, sometimes you just watching something and it doesn't grab you. And now with your attention span, you're just kind of like, I got, I got, other shows to try. Dude, my attention, the attention spent thing is really bothering me. You'll dig this, Eric. You'll dig this, Eric.

My kiddos want me to read to them at night. Is this about cucumbers? So we had, so, yeah, I bought a bunch of cucumbers. No, so I was like, all right,

so there's some books, but we went and got caught, I went to the comic book stores. Oh, I went to the comic book store and we picked out a bunch of comics or we're reading comics at night. I like that.

I have this great video of Wolf, you know, so he's into dinosaurs now, like majorly into dinosaurs. Kids love dino. He wakes up in the morning and he's like, He calls him Daddy Wars.

Daddy Wars. So we had to put on that. It's called Dino Lima. And it's like just, you know, AI dinosaurs come walking out of an enclosure. Oh, yeah, we've talked about this. I know, but now there's one where they fight. Okay. So the Tyrannosaurus Rex comes out and another one comes out.

Oh, I've seen that one too, yeah. Right? That's the only one he watches. It's kind of violent, though. Over and over. I see him watching it and I go, he loves it. He's like, then he goes, rah. So he loves the dinosaurs.

And so, you know, but the other night I tried to, we had this book. It's called dinosaurs, whatever. How to catch a dinosaur with his kids books. So he goes, you need a time machine. But he gives it to me. I'm like, okay. I start to read. And then he goes, all done.

You know. I love it. Like 20 seconds in. I'm like, so the dinosaur goes, he goes, all done, all done. That's, that's, I like that shit. I have to read the whole fucking thing. Calvin will pull out of a whole fucking boom. This is a fuck

And written by Like this is Anna Karenina He's like Weathering Heights Yeah yeah Yeah That's good I should try the comic books

But They love the comic books But you gotta get The old school ones Like we grew up on The new comics I got plenty of those Yeah that's perfect then

I'm gonna read them Spawn I had the first 12 I love spawn We got bloodshot We got Turuk The Dinosaur hunter Tom McFarl We got Ghost Rider

Punisher Tom McFall All the X-Men's I'll take what the X-Men, you don't realize it. Storms bodied up in those X-Men. You know, bro. Come on. You knew that.

My God. Come on. My word. All those cartoons are bodyed. We knew it. What's going on? Come on. Come on, bro.

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shoes you have those stupid aqua shoes for the kids what we have crocs what's that well that's the same kind I guess crocs work gay but those work why okay the plastic yeah how they're made whatever bro I'm so sick of those videos everything's bad for you

everything in your house is terrible like you say the 10 things in your house it calls cancer and it's just like your bed sheets number one your wife the stress of your wife um no but we watch

video of it today and Billy is so jacked dude he's so jacked I was like we're gonna go you want to go to this thing and he goes like this now and I'm like nobody I got to go to work he goes oh I'm like all right this weekend though dude he's so jacked I can't wait to go I cannot wait to go we just went to the doctor this morning for his two years less fun less fun oh god nightmare why because he doesn't want to do anything he doesn't want to you have to weigh him yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so then we couldn't weigh him so we had to do this thing where like I got on the scale with him. And then you got to go on and then you subtract him.

Yeah, yeah. Ooh, didn't like that. Oh, wow. The doctor's like, okay. Oh, that's like, who's got math in here? I go, Rachel, you wait to do it again. I said, Rachel, you do it this time. She's like, what?

So they can have all our weights? Yeah, but he's like, you know, it sucks when you're talking to the doctor and they're telling you, you know, they're asking you like, well, how's the screen time? You know, and you're just like, more than it should be. Let's move on. What's the next thing? Not good, Doc. Yeah, not good.

Dude, I got to go to Florida on Thursday. Tiger, his team, his football team got an invitational. So they take the top 50 football teams in the nation. Crazy. It's crazy. They take the top 50 teams of the nation and they play at Disney World. They make it to the semis. They'll be on ESPN.

Oh, my God. They're nine. How much does it cost? Oh, buddy. $15,000. $1,000. the tournament's not cheap it's getting to Florida and then you have to stay

in the Disney you know resort that's what's expensive but I mean it is what it is right even last night they're asking about like zone defense and I go through it with them like you gotta settle on the zone if it's man you got to recognize man dude I sat down I looked at the other dad I went you know I didn't I didn't learn how to read a defense

properly till I was in freshman year college. These kids are doing that fucking nine. You know, wild this is? It's wild, bro. They get like hot reeds and shit. You know, if they're blitzing. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's just where they're at. Yeah, but that's

oh, hilarious. That's so funny. Look at my pear shaped body. Why are my legs like that? And how little Calvin is in this AI picture. You know what I mean? That's not even how little he is. The brother's caromazole. That's hilarious.

What were you to say though, Eric? No, I just think it's going to be great that he's going to, you know, that's what you do. Well, yeah. No, and you're, you're in for a long run here because the kind of athlete that his kid is, is like it's a long expensive run you're about to go on because there's all the camps. It's all the, you know, all the stuff that, you know, and it's like baseball bats. When we were kids, baseball, my dad was like, yeah, get one that played against sports. You know, you get that East and Black Magic.

one baseball bats you're going through that probably to a year four or five hundred dollars a bat yeah it's crazy they last for 100 200 hits i had to get i i left my headphones in my you know somewhere right and uh 600 bro what happened to the price of headphones six hundred and they're causing you cancer anyway so i don't know even why we're even using them i have a bunch i have a Bluetooth, you know, and I'm like, then you see this, these videos about like athletes have figured it out. You're not seen as many athletes wearing the Bluetooth. Oh, you got to bring a live band?

Yeah. Oh. Yeah, they just hire Shakira. You know, so, you know, that's, yeah, everything's expensive. Yeah. Also, of course Bluetooth headphones give you cancer. Yeah. Of course.

Yeah. There was never a doubt. I've rarely ever used them, so it's fine. But, yeah, dude. I, I, uh, I'm on my plane. with my, what do we supposed to do? Well, no, I get it. You know, I'm like, I don't know.

I mean, if that gets me, it gets me. Oh, last thing on this Florida trip, I tried telling Tiger, right? Because we're there Thursday, Friday, Saturday, games, the finals are on Sunday, and we go home Monday. I said, buddy, we're going to do one day at Disney World where the fuck the theme parks. I said, but we're not there for the theme parks. Mm-hmm. We didn't go all this way so you can see Mickey Mouse.

We're there to win games, Bubba. We're there to win fucking games. And that's the, that's the real. That's the balance. What was his reaction? Why they're happening at Disneyland? Yeah. Fair point.

Yeah, fair point. No, yeah, no, I know. But how does he feel about it, though? He goes, I know, dad, but we'll have one day. I'm like, you have one day, but we're not going to be there from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. Right, right, right. You got arrested. You can go, but you have to go in football pads.

You know what I mean? And you have to tackle goofy. No, they're going to be walking around. He's going to be like, oh, cotton candy. And Greta's going to be like, we're trying to win games. Did Drake may get to go to dinner? Disney World? I don't think so.

True, true. Well, that's going to be something. I can't wait. I hope they make it. Me too. Their team's fucking good. But you know what you put yourself in a, you know what's great? You've put yourself in a position now where these are the things you can do.

I mean, not everybody's in that position. Maybe there could be other great athletic kids out there. Yeah. But they just don't have their parents are not in a position where they can like support that. And it's just shame, you know? Yeah. And also in the knowledge. like he knows about it.

Yeah, yeah, he's also like, you know, that's the example of like, you should, dude, these seven kids on this team because it's five on five, so they bring seven, buddy, you should see these fucking kids. The quarterback at 10, buddy. Hey, what's up? I know. Dude, it's wild how good they are. We're going to go get bitches?

What, dude? I saw Minnie with their bitches. Let's go. They're driving to the game. Did you see Jessica Rabbit? Fuck, man. Love to get in that box. Anyway.

That deep of a voice, too, at 10? Anyway, dude. Does anybody want another coffee? What if like, you know, Calva brings kids, friends home, and one of the kids is like, hello, Mr. Delea. You know, like, just deep? But you know how we're getting older? Like, my kids will use words, right?

They have all these buddies in the neighborhood. They use words that I don't know. Like I said, said, hey, you guys want to watch whatever movie? And Tiger goes, that's Bonds. Yeah. Oh, no. So what the fuck's that mean?

He goes, buns, like ass. I'm like, oh, okay. All right. Oh, no. You just get old quick. It just happened. Some of the words they're using, I don't, I don't know them, you know. I mean, Calvin says bruh, which is so weird.

Oh, I hate that. Tiger does too. I hate that. Bruh. I'm like, Cal, I'm not your bruh. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go tea, clean up your room. We go, bra. I'm like, dude, I'm not your bra.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then Billy just does it. Wolf just counted to five the other night. Yeah. Without just. That's cute. Yeah.

That's how it happened. So we were walking up the stairs and I had no idea, but Billy's just like one, two. He went all the way to 10. I go, oh, I. What the fuck? He just was like, you know, laying on me. And then he's just like grabbing my hand. He just started counting my fingers.

Yeah, it's cute. And I'm listening, but he's doing it under his breath. And I'm like, is he going to go up to. of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. That's exactly what it was for me. And I was like, wow.

When did he do that, you know? But it's like, it is what it is. Well, you know, something. You're teaching them right, you know? I just think things happen when they happen. I'm not worried about it. No, it's not. Yeah.

His thing right now is, you know, he just goes, dad, dad, dad, da, run, you know. Yeah. So he just takes off running. He goes, okay, here we go. You know what I mean? So I just have set to run with him. Yeah. Have your kids started cussing yet?

Yeah. Yeah. The other day I was, he sometimes, sometimes, well, what I'm doing on my stream or whatever, Rachel brings him in. And I'm like, dude, what are you doing? And so he sits on my lap. And the other day I was like, fuck. Then he just went like this.

Fuck. Oh, nice. Fuck. But he was testing it out. Yeah. He said it like 12 times because he says, oh, fuck. You just say it. Calvin's hilarious.

He'll be like, dad, I almost said a bad word. I'm like, oh, yeah, which one? And he was like, well, I don't want to say it. And I'm like, well, you can say it if it's just me. And he goes, it's so funny. I think if it's in context. I'm okay with it. Well, no, I tell my kids.

This is why I tell my kids is. If it's around me, we're good. That's what I say to my kids. I said, look, you can say these words. The problem is not everybody feels the same way about these words. So if you are saying them around your friends and your friends then say them and say they got them from you, then they're going to, parents are going to be upset. Yes. You got to, you got to use them.

Don't do it at school. Oh, bros. I didn't tell you. Tiger got in a fight. Uh-oh. How's the other kid? He got to fight. T.

He got a shit up fight. How's the other kid? You don't want to tell you. You don't want to say it. So how old is he now? I'll tell you. He's going to fight with the principal. He's nine.

He's nine. So Tiger's nine. He's nine. He's nine. And so travel baseball just started, right? Super competitive major majors. So it's the highest level we can play, right? And there's a new kid on the team.

And Tiger goes, I don't like that new kid. He likes it. everybody. He goes, I like this new kid. He keeps messing with me. I'm like, right, whatever. He's always excited to go to practice. I go to you ready to go. He's like, yeah. I'm like, what's wrong with you, dude? He's like, I don't like that kid. He keeps messing with me. I'm like, messing with you, how? He goes, keep pushing me. Keeps doing this. I go, we got to stick up for yourself, but. Because what do you mean? I go, if he pushes you, you, you got to stick up for yourself. So he moves on to somebody else. Otherwise,

he can do this all season long. Right, right. What would you do? I go, if he puts his hands on me, I'm going to sock him in the face. Right. He was really, I go, I punch him right in the fucking face. That night, I'm with the rest of dads. We're talking. And some dad goes, oh, man, that kid just shoved Tiger. What kid? He was that kid Lincoln just shoved Tiger. I'm like, oh, hell no. So they're at third base. T's in front of him. He pushes Tiger. I see Tiger turn around. I'm like, come on, man. The kid pushed him again. I see Tiger turn around. Just go, whack! Right in the fucking face. Kid falls to the ground. Bloods all over his face. Tiger, the coach like yells at him. Tiger comes out. He's like, dad, can I talk?

to you. I'm like, I pretend I didn't know what happened. I go, yeah, what's up, man? He goes, you know, you told me to stick up for myself and my kid kept pushing me. I'm going, what'd you do? I go, that I punch him right in the face and Tiger starts crying. He's going to get kicked off the team. I went, hold on, hold on. I said, first of all, knuckles, proud of you, glad you stuck up for yourself. Second of all, he loves Pete Terry's. I go, we're going to Pete Terry's after this to celebrate because that kid's never going to pick on you again. The coach comes out, Tiger was already getting kicked off team. He goes, T, I saw it was happen. I'm glad you stuck up for yourself. All right?

And he goes, you ready to start tomorrow? So they tease the starter pitch, starting pitcher. So then the coach goes, good luck with his dad. So I'm like, oh, fuck. Now I got to deal with this fucking dad. So I'm like on edge after practice. I'm sure you were worried. Nah, but it's still annoying to deal with it.

No, you know, meaning I'm going to get into it with this dad. And it's not going to go well for him. Well, yeah, I don't want to do this. Please be fucking cool. Yeah. The dad comes up and goes, my kid's an asshole, man. He deserved it. I'm like, oh, thank God, dude.

But you know what? You need more of that. Yeah, I know, but there's just not a lot of that. Because look, dude, that kid, also, if that kid's going to learn a lesson, it's good, he learns it at nine. You know,

not, not nine years. And he's also, he's also tiger's size. Like, it's not like a little kid. He's, he's about tiger size.

Yeah. Well, dude, I mean, you keep pushing somebody. That's what's going to happen. It's like, it's like, you know,

next thing you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, tiger's at second base and the kids in an arm bar. you know what I mean like you know you know then they're like on you about that you know hit somebody elbow but the dad told him he's like man I'm telling he that's the not the kid you want to pick on you know who his dad is he probably trains them the kid was like whatever oh really

oh well yeah he has to learn that if you got to learn it you got to learn it you learn it but again though thankfully like that's this is very old school what we're hearing right here because nowadays it's like a whole thing you know if we're in california he'd been sued he'd been on fucking KTLA. I mean, not to be pushed them. That's assault. It's just, it's a weird,

it's a weird kind of like mentality right now. Kids aren't scared of their parents. You know, they're, it's like a whole weird thing, man, you know. I don't know.

Discipline's got to be like, hey, what are you doing? Chris, right, right, Chris, I feel,

you're, I feel like, are your kid scared of you, Chris? Yeah. You're like a good, good time Charlie dad, right?

Yeah, no, but they, what's that? They respect you. you, but I'm saying like you're their buddy, right? Like, like, if I yell at my kids, they're kind of like, that's dad, you know? Like, they're not, they're not that scared.

They're scared of mom. Mom got out the fucking wood spoon just two days ago. No, my, my, they're not scared of me. No, my kids, yeah, my kids get, if I, if I get mad, they get really upset. Yeah. I think I'm more than, yeah, my kids know I'll bail them out. Even with what I'm like, I feel like I'm the disciplinary and one certain things. Yeah.

You know, so it's like, I don't know. I guess everybody has a different, you know what I mean, but yeah. Well, Rachel's very nurturing and stuff. So it's like that's yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we'll see how it goes with Billy. I mean, like, Calvin is very like, oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, no, I'm sorry, but Billy, we'll see. I mean, he cries when I'm like, he punched Calvin in the face.

And I get, hey, you don't do that. Do not punch in the face. And he goes, oh, I'm sorry. Oh. And but it's so funny because I'll be like, you, okay, tell Calvin you're sorry. And he goes up and he goes, I'm sorry. He's just hugging him. But, dude, Billy.

When Calvin messes up, I'll say, say sorry. And Calvin will say, sorry, but Billy doesn't understand. So he'll go, sorry. It's so funny, dude. It's weird when they figured things out. I was talking the other day, got in their truck and goes, mom's tripping. Oh, that's hilarious. I don't know, man.

Well, mom's loked. Mom's tripping. Mom is on one right now. Well, that's what it is. Wow. It's funny to watch them. She did get out the wood, the wood spoon the other day. It's funny to watch them become, you know,

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You're welcome. We got a babysitter and like, Wolf? He loves women. Oh. Okay. Yo, she coming over, Pop. Yeah, he figured he's got that.

I couldn't believe how much he took. tour you know what I mean oh he really is like laughing and stuff and I'm like look at this little hey flirt he's like he's a little flirt he's like dad run bitch run but like little but like little girls yeah no girls his size like you know he don't want nothing to do with him but like the moms and stuff older oh word up because he's half black dude so he's just like you know it's so it's just It's funny to watch how he, how he is. Yeah. She gets his all.

Have good night, Dad. Yeah. I'll take it from here. Why your mom? Hey, why your mom leaving so soon? Had to play me. How to play day. Oh, you got those cut up nannas?

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Moms don't have to leave. Yo. So I don't know. It's just a great. And you know what? It's a fun thing.

Yeah. To like the whole process, you know, to be to watch them grow, you know, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to become old all of a sudden, you know, with them, you know, because, you know, that's what happening to you. You're saying that you're like, what are you saying? It's heartbreaking. You're like, yeah, you're, because you're getting, your kids are getting to the age where you're not going to be cool anymore.

You know what I mean? It's going to get to the point where it's going to be like, dad's not cool. You know, it's like, what are you talking about? You can be the coolest dad ever. I'm so, I'm so cool. I'm going to tell my son, dude, you're wrong. I'm going to, I'm going to argue with them. I'm going to be like, bro, you don't understand what cool is.

I'm the coolest. Okay. Or they just don't appreciate it. I remember I was at John Lovett's Club. Long time. I remember San Diego. No, no, no.

He had the one at the Universal City. Yeah. And then like, so he's there and Dana Carvey comes in with his kids. He had his two kids and they're talking and laughing and having a good time. He's Dana freaking Carverbe. Especially, yeah. You know what I mean?

And then his kids are just looking like, I know, so funny. Dad, you know what I mean? And I'm just like, your father is a living witty. Yeah, I know. How dare you? Have you heard the story about Tony Hawk? You know, it's fucking Tony Hawk.

There you go. And his kids are teenagers. And him and the kids are, he comes, he walks in the door and the kids are like at the kitchen table. And they're watching a video. He goes, oh, what are you watching? Like, uh, this guy, this kid just hit this 360. And he goes, oh, let me see it. And he shows him.

He goes, you, you know I invented that move. And they're like, get out of here, dad. He's like, all right, fuck it. Fuck it. Yeah, it just happens. It's Tony Hawk. And then they come back around when they're like, whatever age. but you're just like

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, here's how funny, this is so Calvin, but when I was a kid, my dad sat me down and he was like, hey, I don't know what's going on, but like,

you don't want to like hang out with me anymore. It's like not cool. And I said, dad, it'll only be a few years. I said, it'll be cool again. Just right now,

I got to take some time off because it's like, you know, dorky. Calvin will definitely. Yeah, he'll know. And then I said, even worse,

I said, and he's trying to see, you don't want to hang out with him because he's just going to be like, I've scheduled some stuff for us Monday and 12 we're going to go to this.

He's like, don't you got friends, kid? No, man, we, what's up, bro?

It's going to be, I, fuck, man, we were so fun. It's so fun. I took him to school and we were just chilling,

man. Yeah, I realize I'm really trying to enjoy this, this time to, like, you know, the two to four to five.

I want to, I'm really enjoying it. Sometimes I was just home, I don't, I'm just home all day. Because I'm about to start, I'm about to do some traveling so but you know now just like I like doing that I'm I was I'm reading this book

called The Shards it's by Brett Easton Ellis I love the author you know and take it easy he wrote it in 2021 so because he wrote in 2021 I was like oh I read like 100 pages of it so far and I'm like I bet to make a movie out of it you know like they didn't do it yet and I look and it's gonna be on FX Ryan Murphy oh no so but but here's the thing. I'm reading this book. I didn't know how super gay this book was. And I'm already like 100 pages in and I'm like,

fuck, I'm reading about all this gay shit. And I'm like, rock hard. Fuck. No, but like, I'm not rock hard. But like, I'm like, what, what is tickling the back? How do I like, like, sometimes it is interesting. Sometimes it's just such a different world that we live in. So I'm interested in it.

Yeah. And then I pulled out. and we jizzed at the same time. And I go like this. Jiz. Oh, wait. You know what I hear? But, no, but what I'm saying is like, it's so gay.

And I thought of you because you're, it's like, no, no, no, not the gay part, but the book. It's like, I don't really care about the gay part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I want to get to the, because it's also about a serial killer. Oh, see. Oh, you're talking about just like my sexy books. Yeah. So I forget to, like I skip forward that.

It's like so much now. But I'm reading it. And it. But it's so. So I'm like, I'm like, man, it's a good thing you don't become gay. Because if you become gay, I would be gay after this book. No, that's why you got to watch an interview with the vampire on Netflix. It's so gay, but so good.

Yeah. The best series I've seen in years, it's so gay. Also, Brady Sinellis is gay. So like, whatever, I don't give a fuck. Like, you know, but I'm just like. If it's well, if it's well done, I don't give a fuck. I see what you're admiring is that he's a great story. Yeah, great storyteller.

Great storyteller. And then it's just sprinkled in with like, so even when he was like writing and he was like, they should fuck. But it's, but it, but it is not, it is not sprinkled in. It is not sprinkled in. Dude, you know my book's the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

There's, I'm listening to the audio book. There's 20 minute long sex scenes in this book. So now I'm like, I do. This is a lot, you know. But Rachel was watching some new skater show on. on Netflix. He did rivalry. No, no, no, no, no.

This is a difference show. That's on HBO. They're about skaters. It's about like they're, they're. They made that quick. That rip off quick. You know, it's like, you know, that kind of skating, you know. Oh, I skating.

I'm skating. So I didn't know. I'm looking at, she's not even looking. She's on her phone like this and I'm like looking like, babe, are you watching this? And I say to her, is this the gay hockey show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah.

And she's like, no. What are you talking about? I said, it's a big show right now. Yeah. It's the one. Oh, now she's watching it. And then she's not watching. And then I look again and then two guys are dancing in the show.

And I go, are you sure this in the gay guy? You show? Bro, it's called spitting out. There's nothing gayer than that title. I could already tell that's not it. This show is so bad. Whatever this, it's so, whatever the name of this show is, I don't know what is. Finding her edge.

Yeah, I think that's it. It's like Dawson's Creek or something, the way the acting. is in the show and I'm just like oh man that's it I would never click on that yeah you know shit man you don't think so but maybe what if you clicked on it like you know you just watching in the background all of a sudden it's like oh this is you guys ever see the cutting edge yeah that was a good movie to pick remember that part yeah just us are you guys watching any the winter olympics I feel like nobody gives a fuck no I feel like

American Idol and the Winter Olympics, nobody's paying attention. I don't know. I think people are watching American Idol, but the Winter Olympics, I mean, here's the rating. Okay, here's the issue from my childhood to now. In my childhood, they played the Winter Olympics tape delay. So everything came on at a certain time. Prime time.

And you can watch it and it's great because you don't know. Yeah, you're not watching the people fucking, in the back on, oh, oh. up, put it's like, what is going on? Are they going to do it? Yeah.

So now, now that everything is like, because dude, even when I was a kid, the Oscars, the Grammys, all that shit was tape delayed. It's all streamed now.

But now they also, they have to do it at the same time. So West Coast, that's what I'm saying. Because of the internet. Because of the internet, it's like you can't, you can't do the Oscars like tape delay now

because people will be like, I already know who won. Oh. That's why it comes on at 5 o'clock in the afternoon now in L. like because they're playing it at eight and like whatever so that's what's going on with the that's what i think's happened to things like the olympics why is there always somebody in the background when you watch the Olympics going i'll tell you what fucking every few seconds oh i feel like they're also like trying too hard to make it interesting so the people that they

have doing the thing tell stories like we're we're out here on the slopes and we're talking to such as like i i'm sorry to the damn race just just i'm sorry though these i was talking about this on the hit podcast congratulations but dude it's there's too many uh these these these events or whatever these sport it's it make new ones bro i'm sorry bro curling yeah curling's weird new ones curling's fucking weird yeah but the AI ones those are hilarious how about how about the ones where they're skiing and then they got to shoot biathlon they're skiing

and the heart rates up and they get to shoot I'm not trying to see this shit yeah you don't you can't just combine too the most exciting one was like the downhill skiing thing and the person did a flip or whatever

and it was skated backwards over the cross the finish line the winter Olympics is fucking weak bro I like summer Olympics I guess you want to talk about the biggest fraud Olympics wow think how much money they make off advertising a low

They don't pay any athlete. Well, it's different now, though. It's different now with everything. There's no more amateur sports anymore. I mean, that's what I'm saying. Even if you think about it with Tiger, I mean, at a certain point, he could be doing it now. He can be doing like, you know, a local, you know, Austin Chevy commercial. Come on down.

Oh, my God. Target Shop Chevy. You know what I mean? Getting a million dollars a year for like, you know. I mean, the NIL is a real thing. The NIL is a real thing. But you know what, though? I'd say this, man.

College football has never been this exciting to me. Like, as a casual football fan, I thought that championship was like, oh, let's start watching this. Because now a school like Indiana can win the national championship. Well, they can win because a guy like Mark Cuban dumped all this money into them. Don't get twisted. They're not like some little stepbrother who's all broke.

Mark Cuban dumped hundreds of million dollars so they can pay all these athletes. I know, but great. I'm saying good. I guess. You know, I'm good. The problem is, the problem is, is like, let's say Wolf was a fucking running back at the University of Miami. They pay him $2 million. He'd be like, ah, I don't like it here.

And the next year he jumps over to UCLA. I don't like here. He jumps over to Florida State. So they got to sign these kids to contract. So they can't just jump around. They thought that would be a big deal. And it hasn't affected college sports at all. It's actually made it better.

That's the thing. I don't think so. See, I disagree. I think that's what's wrong with college sports. I think it's great now. Now you don't have, before you had four schools could win the national championship in football. It's always the same schools. Clemson, Alabama, Georgia.

Now it's like anybody can win and, you know, hey. No, I agree with that. It's great that they are paying. I'm just saying instead of letting the kids just capitalize on getting paid and if they don't start, they leave. Like I'd rather see when they pay them $2 million, they have to stay for four years. Yeah, but here's the thing. with that, here's the thing with that. The pushback on that is that has what's been happening. They got scholarships and they had to stay. And then the coach gets a $17 million deal from another

school and just jump ships and leave. So before they even have, the caveat would be if the coach leaves, it voids the contract and you can opt out. I would say that. Before the NIL, they made the portal for that reason. So kids can be like, okay, let me go chase my dream, be the best possible situation. I mean, forget the money part of it. I think it's, you know, have some variety. Yeah, you can't start here. Someone move someplace else so I could start like a Jaylor's.

Not get better, bitch. Like a Jaylen Hurst or whatever it is like that. Yeah, but hey, Jaylon Hurts. What's wrong with college? He signed the biggest contract in Philadelphia's history, and he came from that system. But I don't know. It's okay.

Chris got to. Oh, sorry. It'll be okay. It'll be okay. Everyone's going to work. It's going to work out just fine. Hey, you know what's eating dick is college basketball. I saw him.

Nobody watches. College basketball. Nobody. NBA is tough to watch. NBA's tough to watch. Hey, wait, wait, hold up. I saw the movie that Eric only saw the second half of. I told Chris, him, did you see him?

Did you see him? The Jordan Peel, Marlon Williams one? Oh, I don't like Jordan Peel. It's too well. It's not a Jordan Peel. He did he produced it. I know, but it's still very vibey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.

But I wish you hadn't watched the end. Yeah, so we could just, so you could tell me, you know, because it was like. And I heard only bad things about this movie. Really? Yes. And let me guess. You liked it, Chris?

Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. Because you like shitty movies. I liked it enough, too, to be like, I need to see how this started. Yeah, yeah. Of course you guys liked it. We walked in, if you remember, we walked in like they were in a like a sauna.

I know when. That's hilarious. You walked in that and that's a crazy way to start a movie. Right. This guy walked in a middle movie during like a pivotal part. A pivotal part. So that's why we were just like, I wonder what's happening. Like how to just, did we miss something?

You know, so I don't know. It is what it is. I mean, it's like, I guess, you know, if you have a style, I kind of want him to, like, go completely break his complete style and, like, go into something else. Just to see. I mean, that's what happened to Shaman. But every now and then you come out,

and he's like, oh, you got made some cool shit, you know. It's like. I guess if that's your thing, that's your thing. I guess Hollywood also puts you in a place where it's like, hey, man, you want an Oscar doing this type of movie. We need more of that. And it's like, okay, but is that the story that you want to tell? Definitely.

You know, so this was very interesting. So, but I don't know. This kind of movie, it just came and went. Yeah, no, people hated it. You heard people liked it? Yeah. Oh, I didn't hear anybody say that. Oh, really?

What's the rotten tomatoes on it? Let's see. Oh, yeah. Even though nobody cares about it on tomatoes, but, you know. 30. 30. There you go. I always look up movies when you talk about it, but don't bring it up because Chris yelled at me.

What do you mean? You hate rotten tomatoes. So I always look for myself. You can still look at it. You still look at it. No, because I just think, I think Rod Tomatoes is horseshit. I know. Look at Predator Badlands.

86% baby. That's a good movie. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Go back to her for a second. The thing you have to look at is not the one on the left. No, I think they're both bullshit. I could care less about. Both bullshit.

Yeah, but if it's. I'm with Chris. I'm with Chris. Who votes on this? No, no, no. But if you have. Nobody I fuck. The higher that number is, the better.

Not the top number, but the number of ratings. I understand what you're saying. If there's 50,000 ratings. If there's 50,000 ratings, I look at that. When are there 50,000 ratings? There's a lot of times. Shawshank Redemption. Way more.

People go on there and they get it, man. You know, they, you know. Probably an old movie. Have you seen that movie? One battle after the other? Terrible. Look, look, look. See what I'm saying?

5,000 people are rates. So you gotta go, okay, this gives me a better gauge. Yeah, but hold on. I haven't heard anything about this movie's rotten tomato score. I've heard so much about how. good this movie is. Which movie? This movie.

I know. So I'm saying that's what you should go off of. No, no, no, but Chris. Rod Tomato scores are so high, I go, I never heard of this movie. Or they're so, you know what I mean? No, no, but you look at both of these things. You don't look at any of them. If I look at Rodney's, I'm just saying, you don't have to like, it doesn't have to be

your standard. All I'm saying is, if I go to Ron Tomatoes casually and I look and I go, okay, the reviewers like this, all right, that doesn't mean it's a good movie. That's my first thought. Then I look over and I see, oh, let's say that number was like 30%. Then I'm kind of like, all right, there's something going on here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But something like this.

It's about trans. But just watch the movie and don't look into it. When you look at this. Also, it's like, it's like restaurant reviews. Yeah. Maybe you, Eric, I don't know. But who the fuck leaves a review for a restaurant? A restaurant.

I don't trust any of that. Okay, well, I tell you, Rachel does that all the time. If I say, hey, let's go to this one place. She goes, well, let me look up their reviews. Then you go to Google. Think about the people that leave reviews. You would never trust them. I know, but again, I'm not saying it's the thing you have to count on every time.

But I do think there is some value in looking at a review of, say, a restaurant. If you go to a restaurant review and you look at it says, you know, it has over 500 reviews and it's got a 3.8 rating. I'm going. Yeah. Nah, I'm going. You know, you know what I'm saying, Nick? Sometimes you go like, oh. I don't know if this is, because sometimes you want to go and see like,

nah, if my buddy goes, hey, this restaurant's good, I'll go, let me look at the reviews and I'll get back to you. Yeah, but if it's your buddy saying it, as opposed to like you and your wife are sitting there, she's like, hey, I think I want to get Thai food tonight. And you go, okay, let's see what's in the area. And you look, you Google Thai food in the area. And then you have one that says 5.0 rating. Yeah, for sure. You go to that one.

2.7 rating. Brendan's like, ah, let's go to the 2.7. I don't trust them. You know what? Because it's Thai. It's all the same shit. I just go to Uber Eats. I type in tie, the first thing that pops up, I go, ooh, two for one.

I'll take it. You fucking fat mind. I don't, I think that it's, you know, you got to look. Like, did you, have you seen this movie? No, I'll watch it. It's some weird shit. I heard it was great. It's weird.

Oh, God. I don't think you're going to like it. I actually don't think you're going to like it. I hated it. So you might like it. Yeah. I've only heard good. I've only heard good things.

See, I thought the same thing. And you know something? I actually really didn't realize how much I love Leonardo DiCaprio in movies. Oh, he's fantastic. There's certain people that's like, you go, oh, like the other night, I was in the gas rooms, you know, because it was a wolf taking up to all the space. And I'm watching inception. I hadn't watched it in a while.

And I was like, oh, this is really great. That guy's good, you know? Bro, once upon time in Hollywood, top three. Yeah, he's great in that, you know? You know what I just watched? I had, because I saw a post about it. And I said, oh, let me watch that. Dude, I watch Tropic Thunder.

Oh, buddy. That movie is so funny. I have to rewatch that, yeah. And the thing about it is, the whole time I'm watching, I'm like, I couldn't make this again. Well, yeah. I was like, just of how, like, it's crazy. Yeah, I, I know, I mean, there's no way with the fucking Robert Danny Jr. character alone.

And then the, and then the, he got nominated for an Oscar for that. No. But it made sense. Look it up. Look it up. What about how the movie that he played with the Down syndrome? This, how Ben Stiller plays. Yeah, they would never do that.

They wouldn't even have that at the most classic scene. They would never do. You never go full retard. Yeah, you can't go full retard. I mean, the thing about it is that it's like, it's such a meta thing. It's crazy. You know. Read that, Chris.

That is wild. No, I, no. No, I didn't say he didn't. I was surprised. No, you said he didn't. I said he did? No, you were like, I don't think so. No, I didn't say that, dude.

Yeah, he didn't. Satire is what's missing from Hollywood right now. They don't believe in satire. Even when they look at, like, the office, there's some episodes of the office that they're like, oh my God, this is racist. And you're thinking yourself, that's the fucking point. You fucking retarred.

Did you guys see that lady from HD TV, use the N-word? Which one? N-I-G... No, I'm just kidding. No, which one? Because they always... No, no, no.

They do that. She's just coming back. Nick, bitched out on that joke. You gotta keep going with it, Nick. Yeah, keep going, Nick, get canceled. The one with the ER, the N-I... But she wasn't around anybody. She was, like, trying to get something.

She, like, I don't know, hit her finger. She was, oh, and... N-word? What she say? She said, fart N-word. Yeah. Oh, that's just her thing in her house. And here's a thing.

This was five. years ago, one of the editors of producers was like, yo, her show's coming back literally this week. He was like, yo, here's this. Think about some shitty human doing that. She said ex-boyfriend had access to the footage and he's the one that did it. Oh, what

an asshole, dude. Why? That's my last one. Fart nigger. What is the fucking sad that I just said, Nick, you got to, can you kill that? See, she's like, ah, what am I doing?

Like, is she racist. Is that a racist woman? What a weird thing to say. Yeah, that's just a stupid thing to say. Like that's on your mind? It's so sucks that you put her picture to the left, you know? It's like, I know, but it's blurry over here, but that's what that fucking bitch looks like. I know, but it sucks. I mean, I just think, I don't, you know, listen, you're responsible for the things that you say. It is what it is. But that's a weird thing, but I think this is, this is, two things can be true. this is that's weird I can see people being like

why would you say that and it also sucks that somebody like let's dig this up and ruin her life well that that's that's why the show gets re back on air they're like yo here's this like come on dude

that's terrible whoever did that is like what did you get out of that you know like what did you get out of that so now she they pulled her show Nick why is Dana White trending so they pulled her show yeah they canceled her show

it just came back I'm sure she just the Ronda fight. All right. That's awful, bro. Yeah, yeah. Isn't that stupid? I think those two things can be true.

You know what I mean? It's like, well, you know, sometimes you know, now if it was a brain fart, you know, whatever she was.

If it was a room full of black dudes, it's like, yo, what the fuck? Well, then you would know why she said that because if she had a room for the black dudes,

one of them smashing. You know what I'm saying? So she's just, no, more than one, am I right? But it's like, that sucks.

Yeah, she got fired. Yeah. Oh, man. That makes me feel fucking bad. Now she's really saying it. You know what I mean? Why don't these companies just say she fucked up? She made a mistake, man.

This was five years ago. Why don't they do that? I know it's out of fear. I know it's out of fear. But if they just said she fucked up, it was inexcusable. Coming out with the show, it's stupid that she did that. We all make mistakes. Yeah, she apologizes. Honestly, nothing would happen.

You know what it is? Is it, you know what is, Chris? It's the brands, the advertising. No, I get backlash from woke, liberal white women that aren't even black. But if you're like, no, I totally. Coca-Cola pulled out. I know, but, but I'm saying it's the bottom dollar. I'll tell you.

Go ahead. Some places, they don't want to deal with any kind of backlash. Like, they just don't want to deal with it. They don't want to deal with it. One, two, three, email. Yeah, yeah. Whatever the email number is, they're just like, it's easier to not deal with it

than to like have to like you know people don't have that kind of integrity but you just you just you just water your product down to the you know safest less interesting it's not even safe man you know it's like no no it's not well because there's no you can't win I'll tell you to me

this is a perfect example of this is that people are so quick to rush to the internet for either virtue signaling or to show look what a good person I am or for content. And they rush so fast before they have any sort of like, you know, let's get the facts, let's find out what happened. It doesn't matter. Right. Let's get this out for content and then we move on because then later, you know, you look stupid. Because the, you know, example of this right now is remember all the fuss about Jimmy Kimmel? Remember how free speech was being attacked.

Yeah. Jimmy Kimmel is still on the air. He just got a new deal. Trump is still tweeting about him. He's still being like, that guy's untalented. Yeah. Jimmy Kim was still making jokes about him. What happened?

People just look dumb with their performative posting about let's get rid of Disney. They just, now you look stupid. Now when it's all said and done, what was it all for? So this is what I think about this. Now this woman's like, whatever. She said something, that was stupid to like be filmed. I mean say that. Yeah, but you, dude, she,

here's the thing. You know she feels like she is such a fucking idiot. She's like, oh, fuck. But here's, but here's the thing too, though. Here's a thing. We have, if people have too much access.

Here's what I'm saying. Let's say, what if she is super racist? Right, right, right. And this is how she talks with her friends because she likes saying that, you know? And then she had this slip. I mean, at this point now,

what do you do? Does she get to explain herself? Oh, well, you know, the reason why I said this is because I saw this thing. It's like it doesn't even make any sense. Nothing makes sense. So you just kind of go, all right. Caps are to your war. When it sucks.

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