The Golden Hour - Allow Me to Reintroduce Myself | The Golden Hour PATREON #41 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

The guys talk face masks in the ocean, the Trump vs Biden debate, Denzel Washington in the new Gladiator movie, "drunk right now" memes from the movie "Flight", clean shaven vs scruff looks on men, all new live call-ins including a guy planning a wedding proposal, Kate Beckinsale's dating history, the "Omen" movies and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

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It's the Golden Hour Bill Clinton was so smooth. He was like, well, he was talking about the definition of is. Great. It's like Jordan Peterson. He was smooth as hell Peterson he was smooth as hell that depends what Zah means and I think the general thought

was like oh yeah you fucked one of your interns or whatever the person was and you've been doing this for when he was the governor of Louisiana he got accused of rape in Arkansas yeah he was like

my thing is okay how's the economy doing border safe I don't give a fuck He was the governor of Louisiana. He had mistresses. He got accused of rape in Arkansas. Yeah, he was like... But my thing is, okay, how's the economy doing? Border safe? I don't give a fuck. Well, I mean, France don't care. France, the guy, the president had his mistress and, you know... Bro, you know... Of course.

Wait, wait, wait. Do you have mistress? Yes, I am the president. How would I not do that? It's crazy. You know JFK? They had a house in Malibu. Their family still owns it.

So him and his brother would fuck Marilyn Monroe there. He's fired. Look it up. Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is JFK. I use myself. My name is O. O.

H to the O-V. I used to move snowflakes. J to the F-K I guess even back then You can call me You can look that up Allow me to reintroduce myself My name is JFK and my brother

That'd be terrible Gotta see Trump's face here Worst rap ever Okay, okay, let's see You had sex with a porn star On the night you came While your wife was pregnant. I mean, what are you talking about?

He's off. Oh, that's hilarious. He said no to everything, no, no, no, and then while your wife was pregnant. Yeah, but you can see he's fuming. Give him an answer. I didn't have sex with a porn star. He was pregnant. I mean, what are you talking about? Wow, that's really funny.

You know the thing too, there's no audience. There's no audience. It was set up for Biden. And then you have these freaking like, you know. No, I don't think it was. If Trump wasn't as crazy as he was in the last debates, they would have done it the same. But no, man. It's not just set up for Biden. It's set up because of how he was in the last debates, they would have done it the same. But no, man.

It's not just set up for Biden. It's set up because of how he was. He wouldn't let anyone get a word in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's a tactic. And they were like, well, can we actually, the people want to hear,

doesn't believe you. No. But remember, it was on CNN and the Democrats in Biden's cabinet asked to debate and Trump was like, sure. And they're like, but it has to be under these rules. So there's going to be a mute button. There's going to be no crowd. And Trump's like sure and they're like but has to be under these rules so there's gonna be a mute button there's gonna be no crowd and Trump's like alright whatever they thought it was gonna give Biden an

advantage they didn't realize he's fucking retarded so then they made Biden it made actually Trump seem not crazy all he had to do is not yeah so it's like oh no you made him seem normal. That's why I didn't understand why he was being so negative and attacking. He was winning. It's like he could have. No, he won't. I mean, look.

He could have like, no, but here's the thing, though. You look at their approval ratings. Yeah, I know. Both these guys' approval ratings are trash. It means we don't want either one of them. It's wild. These are our only two choices. Bro.

How wild is that? No, no, no. The Democratic Convention's coming up. They might make a move. I bet Brian a thousand bucks that they pull Biden. Oh, really? Before August, they pull Biden. Here's the thing.

Because they know he can't win. Okay, but here's the thing. I think, and we've been talking about politics. And we're experts. But I think, this is what I think, and this is me, and I'm very, very political. Okay? But I think, this is what I think, and this is me, and I'm very, very political. Okay?

I think that, can they remove him at this point, or is it, does he have to choose? He has to choose. He has to choose. I've heard it's, like, past the deadline for 14 states to add someone new to the ballot. Okay, so. But I'm sure they can bend any rule. Yeah, right. Exactly.

Of course. Yes. They'll figure it out. That's why he has to step down. Right, I know. But here's what I think. They're going to lose no matter what. I don't think he will step down.

If they can remove him, I think they will. Yeah, they will. I agree. Joe Biden's not going to be like, you're right. There's no way. Yeah, you don't get that. You don't get that big and you're not. Yeah, no way.

You're not going to be like, you know what? You guys are right. No way. He goes like, yeah, he't get that big And you're not Yeah no way You know what You guys are right No way He goes like Yeah he's just like And they're both full of shit Like this one's like I didn't even want to Win for president

This Trump I didn't even want to Win for president If it was up to me I would be retired In one of my beautiful locations You know I was like really

So your choice is Be the most powerful person In the world Or be on one of your Shitty golf courses Nobody wants to No but come on man Anyone who wants to Is going to be president Is fully intentionally Going to be president Powerful person in the world or be on one of your shitty golf courses? Nobody wants that. Come on, man. Anyone who wants to is going to be present.

He's fully intentionally going to be present. Casey said that his golf courses are nice. I'm sure they are. They better be, right? I mean, they're not. They're Mar-Lago? A couple of them are probably really nice. The New York one?

There's a couple ones that they've been like, they're a little run down. Like his hotels. Well, you can't keep up with them all. His hotels are lit. The one in Vegas is so dope. Where is it now? It's right off the strip. It is?

There's always been a thing about that. Because it's not a casino. It's just a hotel. There's no smoking. The food's good. You get a deal. It's a hotel. Yeah.

It's not a casino? No. But you have to vibe at the door. Frogs make you gay. Come on in. Come on in. Shob's a platinum member. before you make every bet at the table you gotta be like huh

is this real money what do you call the what do you call that slot machines the fucking masks with a you know i'm trying to say you do the joke yeah yeah yeah yeah because you know why you can't have a casino? Because Steve Wynn, who does like Mandalay Bay, Caesars, him and Trump are arch enemies.

And he made sure he owned Vegas, basically. He made sure that Trump couldn't build a casino. So Trump was allowed to build a hotel. That's why there's no casino. But he sold all of his, Wynn sold all the rights to the ones that he owned just to build the Wynn and the other one. He used to own- He had to step down, though, because of the sexual assault shit.

Are you possessed? What was that? I'm sorry. I was like, no, it's just the coffee got me. He owned like- I thought he owned like Mandalay Bay. He does. He owns all that.

No, but he sold all those to make the Wynn and the other one. Who fucking cares? You know he's blind? Who? Steve Wynn. He's blind. Are Who fucking cares? You know he's blind? Who? Steve Wynn. He's blind. Are you kidding me? No, he's blind.

And he has German Shepherds. Why is that? What does that upset you for? Because how did I not know that? Who would know that? I know who Steve Wynn is. We've known who Steve Wynn is for a long time. He's blind as fuck.

He's very big. He's blind? And hold on. He has two German Shepherds? More. More than two. More than two. Why is that the second thing you told?

What, did you just read his Wikipedia just now? Well, if you know his accusations, the German Shepherds were involved. In his blindness? No, in picking the girls. Yeah, in some shit. Fucking? It gets dark, yeah. Dark.

Come on. Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Steve Wynn. What's his name? German Shepherd. Steve Wynn and my pads. Dun, dun. Dark. Come on. Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Steve Wynn. What's his name? German Shepherd. Steve Wynn and my pads. Dun, dun, dun.

And fluffy. I only do doggy style. And then I do the real doggy style. So hold on. But if he's blind, if I'm the girl, I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm all over this dog right now. Now you have to tell me what they are. Oh, my tits are all over his wet nose. How about this?

How about this? Say, hey, he made his dogs fuck me. Say that to me. He made his dogs fuck me. I had no idea. Allow me to reintroduce myself. I'm fucking blind. I'm fucking blind.

He's on the stand, so they just ask him, so how did you, he's like, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, gosh, I didn't ask him, so how did you? He's like, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, gosh, I didn't see shit.

He takes the sunglasses off. I didn't know he was blind. This is ridiculous. Nick, you got to find it. Thank you.ご視聴ありがとうございました