The Golden Hour - Are the Guys Becoming Conspiracy Theorists? | #188

Episode Date: June 12, 2026

Chris and Erik talk about kids and their favorite toys, the Reckless Ben YouTube video about a guy trying to get $200,000 of Star Wars Legos back from a shady store, the Kobe Bryant assassination conspiracy video, whether Epstein is really dead, why the NBA can't be rigged, the Epstein list and aliens getting the same shrug from everybody, Chris's story about a crazy hot girl at the Comedy Store, who spreads more herpes, why hot girls don't need to start cults, the worst TSA commercial ever made, an AI video of a woman dodging a bull, Sam Tripoli coming back next Tuesday, and much more!Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [e-mail] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dude, listen, I think that they killed Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. Okay. They didn't cover that up. The camera all of a sudden went out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't care. Yeah, they don't care.

If you're the Illuminati, you're like, they had a meeting, right? And the Illuminati would say like this. They said, well, should we make it look like an accident? And then somebody goes, hey, blow the building up. Yeah. I don't give a. It's worth it. It's worth it.

You guys all want to go to jail. Fucking kill them. That's what they do. Yeah. That's what they would do So cut the fucking camera feet Get them out there We're friends that laugh

We're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Were you at P.E class? No, I don't even get it You don't, what do you mean you don't get it? It does look like you can play some pickup after

Yeah, it looks like you just got back from the park Yeah, but you got on like sort of bass basketball shorts with like a... Yeah, I wear these sometimes. It looks like... It looks like you went to an intramural basketball game and you're like, you know... No.

For 45 and over, you're in a league. Barely. Barely. Are we going? Yeah. Welcome to Golden Hour. Hey, I want to talk to you about something about kids. So, all right.

I realize now, because I took so wrong to have a kid, that I lived a lot of life of not having a kid. And then you have like these thoughts. Yeah. You ever watch a movie where like a kid loses their favorite toy or whatever? And then everybody goes crazy on the thing. The mom and dad is like, oh God, we got to go get blinky. Sure.

Yeah. You know. I have. I didn't understand that before because my first thought would be like, whatever. Right. Just get them. Now I get. Right, right, right.

Well, right. Because Wolf has a thing he calls it. horn. It's a triceratops doll. He loves dinosaurs. And he's always like... Where is it? So when Rachel and I were like, make sure you get horn! You know,

I realize it's like, oh wow, yeah. Because if he lost that, I would have to remember where we got that from. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you'd have to... He'd be in a mood the whole time, you're saying. Yeah. Okay. He would be... But what I'm saying is, I now

get it. Yeah, I get it too. But I mean, I'm thinking of that. There's times where they have to go back for a stuffed animal and there's a killer in the house. That's that one movie. Yeah, yeah. They play it good in the American version. You're like, come on.

But in the in the... I'm sorry, go ahead. No, go ahead. No, no, no, no. But what I'm saying is I actually understand. If I was in that situation, it's like that's how powerful you, your kids. Sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're saying you do understand it. Yeah, yeah. As a guy, you'd be like, maybe I could just come in and get that fucking money. Just be quiet. What store was that? I always, you know what?

I thought about this when we, we were going to Palm Springs and there's like a dinosaur park at Palm Springs and that's where we bought that from. And when we were buying it, I said to myself, maybe we should get to it. Yeah, yeah.

And you just, you have a closet that you know, all right, this is up there. Right, well, because you can only get it there. I guess you could order it, but yeah. I don't even know. What if you go in, it's like, there's no more toy? What do you do?

But did I was wondering, did Calvin have anything like that? Did he have a thing? Well, no, I mean, honestly, every day it's something different. It's whatever he's playing with. Oh, that's great then. Yeah. Yeah, it changes. And same with Billy is the same way.

But usually now with two, it's like Billy just wants whatever Calvin has and Calvin just wants whatever Billy has. Oh. Yeah. It's unbelievable. So you just go, all right, it's Billy Kern, Calvin's Turn. Billy's Turn, Calvin's Turn. Billy's Turn and Calvin's Turn.

And then they go, okay. And they're pretty good at being like, my turn. And then you were going, okay, here. Well, Wolf was just all. It was maybe like six, seven months ago. It was football. It was like he had a football. Okay.

And we would take it everywhere. Yeah, yeah. We had the restaurant, yeah, football on the table. Like, you know. Yeah. And then he got completely into dinosaurs. Oh, it was the dandy ghost sticks for a second. Yeah, right, right.

But then he would break him. And then he would be like, ah. Yeah. Now it's just dinosaurs. No, yeah. For us, it's literally, I mean, we can go weeks with something, but it's usually a day or two. Oh, this has been a long time with this. But the thing is switches between.

So he's got the one tricerone. Then there's another one that's like this plastic one that's like a big T-Rex, whatever. Yeah. But it's orange. So he calls it orange. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? Yeah.

So that one's orange. The other one's horn because he watches land of the land before time. and they were called three horns. Yeah. So he calls this horn. You know, but they, Aron is the name of a character my kids like to.

Aran is in, what is it? Oh, man, what, we played it here before. Oh, I don't remember the name of them. Wow,

I don't remember the name of them, but dude. Oh, you're crazy. They liked them for so long. And, and that's done, I guess.

Do you know what I mean? Jesus. What the hell was it? out of your life like skittle brats or something i don't know you know they have the names oh wow are in and wow dude what the hell are those names i'm already at the point where i'm like what the hell were those things are the guys wow that's crazy well i mean i just think yeah your brain just kind of yeah yeah but but but they were up oh my sprunkies that's what it was sprunkies yeah you pulled yeah yeah we i showed you them here oh these right right right right right right i even remember

the me the song dude but anyway uh Yeah, so this is, this is, uh, prove it. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, all. All right. So, so. You want a fact check that? No, no, my question is, when you're doing songs, is that your thing? Is that your version of this?

No, you know, because they do that. Uh, uh, they do that. Oh, I thought that was, no, no, no, I thought that's like how you always do songs. They bought their heads. All right, all right. So, Chris sends me this video about this Lego thing. Let me our first even ask you. Almost two hours.

And I watched all of it. And I've watched, there's other videos, the follow-ups, which is fascinating, but go. So when I sent you this and you saw the thumbnail, what did you think? Because somebody sent me the thumbnail. And I go, what I sent you.

And I go, I don't want to watch this shit. If you, I guess if someone else would have sent it to me, I probably would have thought that. But because I know how you are, right, right, right, right.

And you sent it. I was like, oh, I have to watch this because it's either going to be really stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it won't be in the middle. Yeah, it won't be in the middle. It's going to be like really, you know. But this guy, what's the guy's name

Ben. Ben. His guy's name is Ben. Ben something. Reckless Ben, but yeah, Ben. Oh, that's his thing. His thing is reckless Ben.

Okay, reckless Ben. And he's like, I think he might, I believe he's on the spectrum a little bit. I was saying the same thing. He doesn't seem like it, which is weird. No,

no, no, no, no, in a superpower way. In a super, exactly. Like, like if you, those guys that have Asperger's

who like run accounting firms. Yeah. He's like the accountant. He's like Ben. Affleck in the accountant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? This dude is, uh, yeah, but somebody said it to me and I said and I, and I, and they

said, but you, I watched it because he said, you got, this is the best YouTube video I've ever seen. and I go, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're skeptical. And then I just, all right. But a little backstory on this guy, though, he does a lot of stuff like this. Like he infiltrated a cult, you know, and he, and, but the thing I like about him is his like, So his like investigative power and how he thinks about how he's going to do stuff is different.

It's different. So basically in this video, there's a guy who owns his father owns like a hundred to $200,000 worth of Star Wars Legos. Now there's a company called what's the name? Bricks and mini figs. Bricks and mini figs. They, they, what they do is they'll hold on to your stuff on consignment. assignment and you still own it and then they'll sell it they'll take a small percentage and give it to you yeah so this store has all these things and then what happens is they change you know owners they the guy has a contract and the people people according to what ben is asserting that the company said yeah well too bad you know yeah and if you sue us you'll lose more money yeah because we have because we have so basically stealing his things and then the local police

are not trying to help. So then this video is like, this kid has decided I'm going to get this guy's stuff back and he does all these things to do it. Legally. Legal things. Like the lottery one was crazy. So first of all, he said, okay, so the guy,

so they have their stuff on consignment and he says, well, how can I do that? They keep saying it's a civil case and the main guy wants them to sue so that they won't win. So they get outpaid and all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all this kind of stuff. So he goes, oh, we have to make a criminal.

And here's how he decides to make a criminal. He says, we have to do an official lottery. Yeah. And then we make the prize of the lottery, one of these Lego sets. Right. And when they don't give the prize, that will be a criminal investigation. It needs to happen. How do you even, to figure that out is just why.

I know. And not only that, he goes, he goes, well, we have to take too long to do a lottery unless you do it with a religion. And he's like, ooh, because of something else. did before. I actually am a, I have a registered religion called Scientology sucks. Crazy. And he does all that. But this guy's page is dedicated to go to his YouTube page because it's dedicated to. Trying to help people.

Yeah. And this was the thing that I knew him from, but he was already big, right? I have no idea. I don't know either. I didn't know. I had no idea. These things all have millions of views. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, well, the thing is, it's like, it's pretty fascinating, like how he's still going with this like he got the email the leaked email from bricks and things like they don't all have millions of views actually they have hundreds of thousands which is a lot but well some of have millions he's still like we would love these views well yeah the uh but we know my one of my favorite parts of the video is when you know the the company itself he went to corporate and corporate said hey we have nothing to do with this you have to go to the individual stores okay they're the one ones they make their own choices and decisions right so then he makes a corporation you know yeah and then he goes to the corporate guy right he's saying to the corporate guy yeah I'm just corporate

I have not you know because he because they they were making signs and they were stealing their logo right you know what I mean and then it was funny to see the corporate guys face yeah because he was like he was like okay yeah yeah yeah you got you think you're pretty smart yeah yeah this is interesting though the click-beaty stuff that they title it. Like, is this the greatest prank of all time? And then if a Scientologist can say this word, they win $10,000. That just makes me want to click it.

I know. I got to figure, yeah, I got to figure out clickbait titles like that, man. I know. I know. Escaping an evil cult. And it was funny how he made a cult in this video to convince the girl that worked at the

things. Right, right, right. To give up the information about the guys, you know. But this guy's great. Yeah, you guys should check him out. You know, it makes me think about, like, you know, who was the guy? What's his name that did the Somalian? Nick Shirley.

Nick, yeah. Yeah, I just, like, with that guy Nick Shirley and then this guy, you know, you never, with the Nick Shirley one, you, you know, something was up. You don't really, you don't, it's not that clear cut on on, on, on, okay, but. what bad did happen. Right. This is, this one is, I mean, you want to, you always want to hear the other side, but what the fuck would they say to this?

Well, here's a difference. Yeah. Here's the difference. The difference in this video is he had the spy glasses on and he was talking to the people. That's true, actually. The difference is he was also talking to the guy, the owner, excuse me, on the telephone. That's true. And he has all the recordings of the guy's,

sounding like a complete after. That's true. That's true. So in those other cases, you're, you're asserting, you know, you're saying, oh, these, these places are, you're taking money from the government. Yeah. That's just like, we don't know. Right, right, right.

You know, but if that guy had actually recorded somebody, you know, doing it stuff, then it'd be different. So this feels more, but we still don't know the other side of the story. But at a certain point you go, I think that these people, just how the guy was talking on the phone and how that corporate guy was, I kind of feel like they're like, no, man, you're not getting these back. Oh, yeah, it certainly looks like it. Yeah, right?

They're like, yeah, we could give them back, but we're not giving them back now. Thug shit, yeah. Yeah, it's like some awesome thug shit. Yeah. For sure. I just don't, it's over Legos is wild. But all of these, all of these type of videos when they're doing like an investigation, it kind of like blends into like my theory about documentaries.

I mean, because a video like this is very sort of like, this is a documentary investigation. Yeah, sure. Basically. You know, and he's like, you're following him and it's fascinating. And you're like, wow, this guy, like with the lawsuits and all the things that he was doing. You're just kind of like, I don't know if I'm more, what I'm saying about Ben is I'm more interested in him. Not necessarily the story. It's like, I'm interested in how he's going about doing this.

That's the fascinating part about his videos. And then at the same time, you're like, oh, yeah, yeah. He's exposing some stuff, but it's not like that's not the point. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's not the point because what I was frustrated about is that, you know, at the end, they didn't get the Legos.

Well, yeah. Is it the end yet, though? No, because he said we're still going. But also they made a go fund me for $400,000. So they double the price of what the guy could have made, right? I know, but I think that that was about because he's now, I think he's being sued. And I think they're after him. Got it.

Got it. Well, whatever the thing is. But what I'm saying, though, it lends itself to, like, you know, how a person is fascinating or not. You know, these YouTubers and stuff, like, you know, YouTuber, look, YouTubers is weird because it's a legitimate job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, anyone can do it. Anyone is a YouTuber. Right, right, right.

Right. It's kind of like, it's almost like comedian. Like, I'm a comedian. and then there's a guy on the patio of the comedy store with like no bottom jaw. And he's a comedian too. Yeah, and he's got a minute on Kiltoni, exactly. Okay, let me, let me,

can I tweak this? Yeah. Well, go ahead, go ahead. No, I just, I guess what I'm saying is, uh, you know, I'm not a YouTuber. Nobody would say I'm a YouTuber,

but I, you're a YouTuber. Well, I understand, but you'd say I'm a comedian. right so i'm a YouTuber because i post YouTube videos right uh this stuff with the following around and the investigative shit i understand but like many people are doing these lifestyle vlogs and stuff would you ever do that no why i just i have no interest in it yeah neither do i but i would But here's a tweak I want to make.

Well, yeah. People aren't YouTubers. Right. They're monetizers. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So that's basically...

Right. You know, so it's like... So how do you monetize? Then you have different ways to do it. Yeah. Podcasting. Right, right, right. You know what I mean?

Like, even a person that's a comedian, it's like, I don't... I think you can say, yeah, anybody's a comedian. But how do you become a professional comedian? Right, right, right, right. Right. I mean, yeah, sure. Okay. I mean, I make money on YouTube, but, you know, and if you just start YouTube, I guess you don't. Right. Yeah. So, sure. But if people figure stuff out. I mean, it's like those kids did, like people, I think people made a video. They were like, hey, you know, this is my kid unboxing a toy. Yeah. And then all of a sudden they were like, oh, wow. So they became that. That's insane. Yeah. So I don't know. But it just, it just lent, it leads me to think about like, so I just. I was, you know, scrolling through because of this Brian thing,

this thing came up. This, you know, with one of these titles that you love. No, I'm sorry, Brian, the Ben thing. Oh, yeah. Because of the Ben thing came up, this came up underneath.

Oh, really? Yes. So this guy. Oh, let me just, you sent this to me. Yeah. I listened to 25 minutes of it on the way here.

Uh-huh. The first impression is, and this will be my impression, is that this guy is a fucking lunatic that thinks you know what's like when you get

wrapped in your own fucking world and you're just like this guy's like like this guy Larry Gators this guy is very smart like he

he is able to extract information and recite it and I'm like how the fucks he know all this shit now no I don't know

he heard it or you know he's spouting off a lot of things a lot of things A lot of things. Very intelligently sounding. Yes.

But he's articulate as hell. No backup. I mean, they literally sometimes show like a picture of a, the Wikipedia page or some shit. Wikipedia is the source of truth. Right, I know, yeah. So it's like,

but this guy's just like, the boulet, Boulet, right? Boulet society, which was founded, I guess in like 1904, that was like a, it helped because, you know,

all the segregation, it helped black profession. professionals, you know, band together, which is like a fraternity, which is, there's nothing wrong with that. That's all on the up and up. And then people like this guy is like, now it's a secret society that, you know, Jay Z and this guy and that guy and Hank Aaron are a part of it. And they, and if you try to leave, they just kill you. Right. This is part of what this guy's saying. Well, okay. Okay. Let's back up. Okay. Go ahead. So Larry, his name's Bishop Larry Gators, you know, Sam Tripoli had him on his podcast, too.

Ah. I hit up Sam. I was like, Sam, you got to come back on. And he's confirmed for next Tuesday. Who? Sam Tripoli. Oh, nice. Okay, cool.

So check this out. Okay, here's the first thing. A conspiracy person, sometimes I believe, when they're like this, when there's someone who feels educated and they speak with a certain passion about the subject, and then they put together certain information. You listen to that and you go, you either can go, why this guy feels pretty smart, is this true? If you question it all, you're there.

I think there are certain kinds of people who are, they're so eloquent. They're so captivating. They become cult leaders. Right, right, right, right. But then you have these people who believe that they are truth tellers. All right, now you have, the other side of that is you have cooks. you have a person who talks and they're like,

they live in a trailer and they got a, you know, they got a tin foil hat on in their life. And now, now we oftentimes, with those people, we just summarily, we dismiss everything.

But maybe they're the ones telling the truth. Sure, they could be right about some things. Some things, right? But then you have a guy like this. I listen to the whole video. Right. This guy, first of all,

my issue with this guy is he never says anything. Never says. He never says. Well, for the first 25 minutes, he doesn't. Oh, dude. Oh, it's even worse. Because there's a section where he goes like this, and I texted you guys, because it was so

funny, he starts talking about, well, let me talk about Michael Jordan. All right. And then in the mid-sentence talking about Michael Jordan, he starts talking about another company that's involved with COVID. Yeah. And then he always says this too. But that's a discussion for another day. I already caught that.

Yeah, I already caught that. That's like his favorite thing to say is, that's a discussion for another. other day and I'm like, yo, bro, this is another day. He's creating his own multiverse. You know? Yeah. That's a great way. So he goes from that to COVID. Then he goes to J.K.

Rolling about her tattoo. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, what? But basically, all right. So the name of the video is the assassination of Kobe Bryant. But so I'm piecing all this together and I'm listening to what he's saying. Basically when it boils down to this guy thinks Kobe Bryant was assassinated by a

pharmaceutical company that, of course. Kobe Bryant was suing. And he was scheduled to go in court the next day. And then they think he was killed because of this, that they were lacing the diet drugs with opioids that were causing cancer. Okay. All right. So now if he was just talking about that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got. Right, right, right. Sure, yeah. But then he goes on to talk about, okay, he's saying that Black Lives Matter, that is run by three women who are. witches and they're part of some witch cult and then they're a part of like you know and he wait wait wait just another one just real quick then I want to hear what you're saying then he like

he jumps around and then he says you know 65 percent of the buildings burned down by the George Floyd riots were insured by a certain company this is crazy that's associated with Black Lives Matter right right and then he's saying that but then he made a connection between George Floyd and Kobe Ryan he was like he's saying George Floyd was a was a bouncer at a club that Kobe Bryant would frequent when he comes to Minnesota so it's like all this kind of stuff man and I just go you just go I see the same guy at the fucking Whole Foods that doesn't mean anything me and him are fucking in some Mason what do you call it Mason but the way the guy goes on

about like LeBron James and the humiliation rituals all right okay Chris I want to hear what you have to say I want to ask this question. This is for Nick and you, okay? The guy says a lot in this video that they don't care. Who? The powers. Yeah, yeah. They're like, they don't care.

That's why they killed Kobe and all those people on a helicopter. Yeah. Now, my question is this, if you believe that, if you believe that there's an organization Illuminati type of people that will kill Kobe Bryant. Right, right, right, right. You think they won't kill you? Oh, dude, that's, yeah. 100%.

So you think that they're gonna, you think that there's an organization out here that is allowing Bishop Waiters to say whatever he wants and that have consequences? If they'll kill Kobe Bryant, he also talked about the Malaysian Air Flight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they killed all those people on the flight to stop some guys who were making chips. Right. If you believe that. Yeah, yeah. Just the delusion is unbelievable. It would, it wouldn't, The guy who's interviewing him,

if this guy was killed, the guy who's interviewing him wouldn't even really remember a year later. They could get rid of this guy easy. And Kobe Bryant, and they did Kobe Bryant with a helicopter. And check it out. He has a whole thing about the helicopter.

He's traced in the helicopter to a different company. And Joe Biden owned it. And he makes a lot of assertion. And what's annoying is I'm not, he says, I'm not blaming anybody. I'm just pointing out the, I'm connecting the dots. I'm, you know, pointing out the truth. And it's like, so you say that so you say. And also you're referencing a bunch of things that happened.

So many things that happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But listen, I don't know how you watch these type of things. But I like to watch them thinking, like, can you convince me? Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. And I'll tell you why I think like that, too. I always use this as my baseline for this kind of stuff. The oxycotton.

So the fact that that oxycotton thing actually happened and real doctors were prescribing oxycotton and it was a real lawsuit and it was a like, like, I go, oh, so anything is possible. Sure, yes. Yeah, same. I'm like, oh, so it's possible. I mean, Epstein's Island. Same thing. It's like Epstein, you know, COVID. COVID, exactly.

I think, okay, so it happens. This kind of stuff can happen. Maybe there are, maybe there are some people who are trying to, like, for instance, like, you know, it's like maybe there are people who are trying to influence things. So, so I'll compare it to this. So there are people that think the NBA is completely rigged, right? Okay. I assert that's impossible.

Yeah. But are there people trying to influence it? Of course. Of course. Yes. So I feel like maybe there isn't like this like group of illuminate. naughty, but are there some rich people trying to get richer? Oh, yeah, yeah.

And control things? Then maybe. So maybe, you know, so I go, all right, but can you convince me? But then a guy like this starts talking and I go, okay, okay, okay, stay on point. Yeah, I know. Give me some facts. And then he just goes off the rails and I'm like, come on, man. Yeah.

This dude is like one time when I was at one time, a long time ago, I was at, I brought this really, really hot woman to the comedy story. and we hung out. And then later that week, one of the other comedians came up to me and said, hey, that chick you brought was here the other night.

And I was like, what? And he's like, yeah, she was just like hanging around on the patio. And I was like, really? She, like, that's so weird. She didn't tell me. Like, we text and stuff. And I took her there and then she was,

and he was like, yeah. And he said, she was asking, if you were around. And I was like, really? Why the hell didn't you just text me? I would have been like come by or whatever, you know? And,

and then he said, yeah. Now you're married with two kids. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, no, no. But he said, he said, yeah. And I'll never forget

he said this. He said, and I already knew this, but just the way he put it and the way he said it, kind of like really solidified it. He said, yeah,

crazy comes in, hot too. You know what I mean? And you're like and you're like yeah. Okay, it does. And sometimes you get blinded by that because somebody's so you like, why would you? Because in my head, I'm like, why would she do that? She's so hot. She could get any guy. Why would she be concerned with coming to the stopping by the comments? Seems so like like seems something like a less hot girl would do. You know what I'm saying? Like and then and then he said that. So my point is there's different versions of crazy. The tin foil hat guy in the the fucking back of a who might be telling the most truth yeah is also also comes in this guy yes you know what i'm saying with the with the with the with the vest and the who speaks the way he

speaks and it takes a longer time to figure out he's crazy well see something else you just said right there is like look man like the fact the the fact that people get so enamored with like beauty is yeah like this is why first of all let me ask you this Do you think is ugly people spreading diseases? Yeah, no, I know. I mean, yes, but I get what you're saying. At first, I didn't think it was real. I woke up to this blinding light, and I was transported to another place.

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Bro. Of the percentage, let's do this. Of the percentage of herpes and all these things around. Of that percentage, how much of the percentage do you think it's hot people spreading that versus trolls? I understand what you're saying, but you've got to take into account guys. And guys will fuck anyone. So it is, I think it's probably 50-50, but I understand your point. But you're not taking into account, the outlier, guys.

We have to put a poll up. It's not 50-50. I think it's 80-20. Really? Yes. I think... You're not taking it to get outlier guys? Are you...

No, because those outlier guys, they're probably pretty attractive, too. Well, that's what I'm saying. So they're giving the herpes to the ugs. Yeah, Chris only has to bang one troll to then give it to a bunch of hot women. Then the troll spreads it. Or you spread it to the hot women.

Because that's how it would get to more hot women. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. That might hope. Okay, so if we count. But in his world, if patient zero, no, I'm telling you, if patient zero, let me ask you it. It's patient zero of the cluster of the herpes that went around. Did it start with a troll? Uh-huh.

Chicken or the egg. Or did it start with somebody hot? Chicken of the egg. Yeah, so it's like if I am with a troll that has it, then I go bring it to the model community. No. But if I have it and I give it to the troll. Yeah. Do you know the trolls

is just going to be slapping around with everybody? No, because a troll can't. No, but there are other guy trolls. No, no, not to say I'm not a troll.

No, no, no, no, listen, we both know the difference between a troll spreading it around and what you,

what you could possibly have done, it's not the same. It's not equivalent. A troll might get, you know, the, the checkout guy, maybe they,

they get yeah okay but I'm talking about yeah okay you know what I'm saying okay it's not ugly people spreading diseases so all I'm saying is the what I'm saying is like of course the hot people are crazy they still are yeah no no beings and emotional and have a lot of crazy stuff going on that's you ignore all the crazy do you think like it who has more sex the crazy crazy emotional troll chick or the super hot the chick that has emotional problems. Which one of those? I don't know.

It depends the crazy. I don't know, bro. You know the answer. I don't know. I mean, you know, how many times? I hear you. I'm not disagreeing with you. You're going to get Mark Hayes on the podcast

and then we'll know about the crazy hot chicks. I don't, I can't believe I don't have herpes. I can't believe. believe it, man. I'm just, my point. So what I'm saying is like, I get,

there's a part, okay, so think of yourself in that moment, you hear about this girl. Your whole thought process in there was that, no,

a hot chick wouldn't do something crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a hot chick. She doesn't have to. This is not everybody thinks. Yeah, yeah.

Like, hot girls are probably sitting there like, no, he doesn't, why would God send this hot guy? with disease. He can hit it raw. Right, right, right, right.

Because he's hot. This is the thought process of everyone. Right, right, right, yeah. The beauty is really deceit. Beauty is the real, beauty is the real. I have a whole, I'm talking about this on stage how sex sells. Right, right. Another bit, yeah.

Yeah, but it's like sex sells. But it's like, you know what's crazy is like you can't sell sex. Ain't that a bitch. But anyway, the point. is that's a weird thought process. So, so the hot, I, I think that hotness is here in terms of the crazy, like, you know what I mean? And then, but, but go, what goes with that hand in hand that we don't acknowledge is charisma.

Because like, some of these cult leaders, they're not super attractive. I was, I was, I, bro, I was listed, I follow this guy on Instagram. I think we've talked about him before, but he was talking about, he, one of his things, one of his videos, I love this dude, but one of the dudes, he was, he was breaking it down. He was like, why are cults a thing? Why does this keep happening? And he was like, we have to acknowledge that, you know, why are people so easily manipulated with things that they know they would never go with?

Right. And he was like, nobody talks about, it's because of this, being manipulated feels good. Dude, and I was like, wow. Yeah. In the Lego video, he was explaining it. He was explaining how they got this girl to like, he invented a Lego cold just to get the phone number. Made her feel special. And they put a crown on her head. And they were like, all right, do you give them power? What I'm saying is, it's like, like, you know, this is why on Netflix, there isn't a realtor show with fat chicks.

Okay? There isn't like, and to me, a fat chick would be able to sell a house. Great. You know, you know, you go. in the house and there's food cooking. Let's check out the kitchen. Yeah. You know what I mean? But no, it's not. It's because that's a part of the thing.

So what I'm saying, that's a cheat code to go directly. So when a normal looking guy or whatever has a cult and they do that stuff, you combine all that with like, you know, but the problem is the hot chick has so, they don't, they would be a great cult leader, but they get skipped ahead of the line. They don't got to work as far. They don't have to work. They don't have to work to do all the cult stuff. Yeah, it's why a lot of women don't, you know, they don't, because they don't have to.

They just fucking, yeah. It'd be crazy if they did. Like, I'm waiting for the one hot chick who just gets it. Like, oh, I'm fucking hot. Everybody listens to me. Everybody knows what I want. Like, that's the scary chick. Well, yeah.

It'd be like Panagonia. Is that the name of the movie with Emma Stone? No, no, no. What's the name of it? Borgonia. This guy thinks it's about fucking. Panagonia. Hiking wear.

Whatever. Bugonia, Patagonia. That's pretty close. But it's like, you know. that's an example of like you know but again I think that what happens with Patagonia

it's a new movie that's me trails of order you make an alien with like a but but here's the thing though my lips are chapped they get into that when they turn 38 and up

right because yeah well that's my whole thing about how why do so many female comedians start at 30 to 35 because for the first time ever, guys are not looking at them as much. So they go, let me make them and get on stage.

It's literally, I have to get them to look at me like they have been. I'll get on stage. I mean, you know, I always say like the toughest part. And hold them captive to it. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, and that, tell me that, tell me in a lot of instances, that's not true. Tell me. You can't. No, no, I got you.

It is. And I'm the bad guy. No, no, you're not the bad guy. I'm going to, because I'm going to go further with it so we can lay it out where we're not sounding like, you know, sex as pigs. Yeah. Okay. Titties. No, no, no, but here's a thing.

It's the difference between masculinity and femininity on stage. Uh-huh. Okay. The masculine, attractive comic, okay? everybody in the crowd, the girls want to be with him and the guys want to be him. Yeah, or drink with them or something.

Yeah, hang out. The femininity on stage is scary. Well, yeah, women are like, she's gonna. Yeah, yeah, the guys in the crowd they can't enjoy it as much if they're with their girl, because they're like, and then the single guys are like, hell yeah.

Single guys are trying not to listen. So then you get these women who are like dressing down on stage because they don't want to deal with that. And also that doesn't work because guys are guys. The outliers. Oh, you think jeans in a ponytail. I don't want to fuck that girl anymore.

I wanted to fuck her, but she's in a hoodie. Right. So I think that that makes it more difficult. I think it makes it more difficult. So when they, I think it makes it more difficult for female comedians. I think that's a difficult thing to deal with. In a way, but yeah, it's also easier. Well, I don't know.

Well, you know what we'll agree to disagree. I think the ones that shine through are the ones that shine through they're funny they got talent yes yes you can be attractive and have a lot of talent and make it like nicky glaser for mid level and it's I mean yeah yeah it's easier for a woman I would say I don't I don't know I think I just I think it's hard to be a comic no matter what you are fucking hard yeah yeah I just think I mean most comics are terrible yeah you know what you first started yeah just a majority of them are terrible majority of them are men, so there's more men that are terrible. So there's a smaller percentage of women who are doing comedy, and most of them are terrible. Not because they're women, because most comics are terrible. Yeah, right. That's

very true, yes. It's not because they're women. Yeah, it's not because they're women. But my point is it's not even about necessarily the women. It's about, you know, again, outlier guys who are like, yes, get them on the lineup. And they're like pervin. You know what I mean?

And that's why it's easier for them to get spots. But that doesn't mean it's easier for them to necessarily make it but yeah you know anyway two different things we're talking about but uh yeah but i just i would i'm waiting for i think that the 24 year old hot chick who could could could could make a very powerful cult oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but they don't have to yeah because they have a cult it's yeah women they have a cult it's on it's their instagram yeah exactly yeah exactly that's that's that's the cult of men's they have a cult of men That's their cult.

Men to be, you know, desire to have to work hard, make money, be charismatic. Attraction helps. Doesn't, you know, for women, they just, they have to be there. Well, you see, you can see, there's this one guy, God, I wish I knew his name. I see his thing sometimes. It's some guy that he, like, goes around to clubs and he's like, he's interviewing women, and then he gets them to kiss him and all this kind of stuff. It's just, you know, good.

looking guy obviously. It's not me doing it. Sure. You know what I mean? He's a real good looking guy. He's like you chiseled, you know, and it's just amazing how like that happens. Like even a guy like that guy is out there doing it. Because when you see, here's the funny part.

Like name me a hot cult leader. Like they're usually like you go, well, why are all these women with this guy? Right, right, right. Because he realized he was like, I got to, he got to ramp it up. Yeah, yeah. But then there's these other guys who are out. there like you know you become the the guy that made right pick up their chest yeah yeah yeah just a good looking guy and he's after doing youtube videos when you realize we're going you know you

can have a call yeah yeah yeah hey guy what are you doing yeah get off the street get off the street videotaping kissing women and videotaping yeah yeah it's like it's just i'm just saying this you know you could have a cult it's be like we're a cult agent yeah yeah yeah i got a guy gotta I got him to sign that guy. Yeah, you get right. You know, you see them and talking to women and he was like, huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Colts are us. You know, buddy, you stick with me and you'll be and you, and you'll commit suicide in 15 years with a bunch of other people. It's just, I just think that the psychology of all this when you like see somebody who you think is like, you know, again, like that guy in this, that, that, what's his name, waiter's guy or whatever his name is with the Kobe Bryant thing. It's like, you know, you listen into a guy like that. And if you just have any rational thinking. Did you look at the comments? Did you look at the comments? Go to that video and look at the comments.

All right. That is where you really start to feel down. You look at these comments and you go, oh, no. There's people out there. Who could look at this and think, look at this? Look at this. Now this is what the internet and platforms on YouTube is for. impeccable research

God bless this man I don't know where they saw that Look at the guess This is the type of interview You have to watch more than once To understand everything that was talked about Well I'll agree with that Look at this

Yeah man It reminds me of when Terrence Howard was out Joe Rogan He's talking so Yeah If you didn't know what he's talking about You believe him Because he's so articulate

Yes But then he's like There's no math Yeah yeah two people plus two doesn't equal four. But that's always what happens with some of these type of guys. Look at all these comments.

LeBron knew about Kobe's death. He knew. Oh, that part was crazy. Oh, really? Is that in the video? Yeah. Okay, so he goes into this whole thing about why Kobe named himself

the Black Mamba. Oh. And all this stuff. And in my mind, I was like, no, dude, he saw Kill Bill. Right, right. Right. It happened after that.

Right. He saw Kill Bill and was like, Black Mamba's a snake. Yeah, yeah. Oh, but that's what he's saying? Got it. It's a whole thing about that. So the thing this guy says in the video is that the day before Kobe died,

the Brak the Lakers were playing Philadelphia, and there was something on the court of a snake being cut into four. And that's how he- That's everywhere that fucking snake being cut into four. That's on the fucking flag somewhere. What is it? Isn't that the... Well, they're saying that he's a certain.

that that's a sign. Some kind of a cult sign that you're going to, you know. But again, look, not to bring a full circle. My question, the question I won't answer by, you know, the people that watch this podcast is, if you believe that there is an organization that powerful that will kill Kobe Bryant and children. Yeah. You think that you're safe? This guy thinks he's safe by saying this on the podcast, on this podcast.

I am not suicidal. Oh my God. He goes, I'm not suicidal and I'm in good health. Just so you know. He's saying that that's going to be like the Illuminati is going to go like this. Damn it. He did the disclaimer. Fuck, he did the disclaimer.

Dude, listen, I think that they killed Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. Okay. They didn't cover that up. The camera all of a sudden went out. Yeah, yeah. They don't care. Yeah, they don't care.

If you're the Illuminati, you're like, they had a meeting. Right? And Illuminate would say like this. They said, well, should we make it look like an accident? And then somebody goes, hey, blow the building up. Yeah. I don't give a... It's worth it.

It's worth it. You guys all want to go to jail? It's fucking kill them. That's what they do. Yeah. That's what they would do. So cut the fucking camera fees. Get him out there.

He should be on the... He should already be on the way out there. Yeah. You know what I mean? That would be me, bro. You know what? You know what? I'm doing it.

Give me the fucking Give me the piano wire. Imagine we're in the Illuminati and then we hear these people talking about yeah, we gotta make it look like it was like Yeah. Kill me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Put, I don't care if you put a This is why I didn't kill anybody when I was going through my shit. I'm like, okay, because I know I didn't do anything. Yeah. If you know you did something, you're going to kill motherfuckers. Yeah.

You have to. You have to. You got no choice. You think the powers that be or like to Jeff, you have to say, well, Are you kidding me? They go,

they go, well, Jeffrey Epperson was a piece of shit too. Just fucking kill him. Bro, two things are true, in my opinion.

He's either alive and being kept someplace because he's got some secret, I remember in the firm when Tom Cruise is like, you know, it's like a ship in the night. It's never going to go to dock,

but if something happens to me, I think it's that kind of thing. I think Jeffrey Epstein probably has some like, you know, some hard drive that he's got hidden someplace. Bro, you know what I would?

Are you? you kidding me that shit would be literally strapped to my thing dangling if i just pick it up and go i'm gonna let it loose yeah yeah yeah oh my god so so if i hear a noise so he's either like you're at home you know the tv pops you know okay it's just a tv i just the tv i just think i think that like people that believe in this kind of stuff either there maybe once a month they have like a meeting, you know. I think once a month, let's say there's Illuminati. They have a meeting.

And then someone goes, all right, is anybody on to us? And they go, well, we had this one guy. Yeah, the guy in the podcast. And they go, eh, too cool. That's funny. That's funny. Let's go, next. Oh, he knows about Kobe?

Ah, I don't know. Next one will be like, oh, oh, is he a, Sam Tripoli? Is he a comedian? Yeah, he got 100,000 views on that one interview thing. Eh, it's not enough, you know? I just go, like, what are we talking about, you know? It's like people that talk about this kind of stuff I don't I think that like

Especially now with the internet Like it's like it's like if you believe Israel There's some sort of like deep state kind of thing And then you're you have a big following You're talking about this kind of thing If you really believe what you're saying Yeah maybe Maybe be careful

Yeah yeah yeah Well I guess what I think a lot Maybe be careful I think I think that You know Look if you Say the beginning of of people like there's

20 people okay and then there becomes 180 people okay decades later and then there's you know a thousand you go oh fuck you go this is getting out of control remember when it was just 20 of us

and they go yeah and they go it was like peaceful and shit but now we got those fucking six assholes that are making uh and they go that's six out of a thousand you go yeah and they go yeah but it's gonna keep going there's gonna be so many fucking assholes. We got to come together and control this shit before it gets out of hand. And that's totally believable. Yeah. That is totally. I would say they probably did do that.

Okay. Then that meeting was Bill Gates going, let's release COVID. No, no, no. But that this was, this was, this is way back when. So then so then the society becomes bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, and then so does that whatever we want to call it, secret society. They're like, okay, well, this is now, now we're bigger and we're going to control more. At some point, you're going to get the motherfucker or in that society that's like, man, fuck this. I'm telling everybody. And then they're going to kill that dude, right? And they're going to keep doing that.

There's too many people for them to just kill all of those people. Apparently not. No, but no. Well, yeah, according to this guy. Yeah. But what I'm saying is it's not sustainable. You can't have this secret society that's running the world that is, you know, 60,000 people. Yeah, you would need like, you would need like, you would need

like 50 wolves. What's that? From Pope Fiction. Oh, oh, oh. You need like, you'd have to have an organization that is the fixers. Right. And they're watching everything, like the eyes. But that's the thing though.

Okay, so there's like, well, what about these seven families, though? They control the thing. That's not enough families. That's 16 people. There's 8 billion people in the world. You know, you think that the Rothschild, eventually there's a kid out there who's 20 that's related to the rush funds that's not like fuck my family that happens do they all get killed okay this is why the NBA can't be right yes I know I know yeah this is why yeah

two words reason is the main reason baby mamas mm a hundred percent dude there's no no way pillow talk and baby's baby moms no way there's no world a woman not getting paid what she's supposed to get paid from the millionaire guy that's gonna be like, he's gonna be like, don't say nothing about the, you know, how the script is scripted. You think, are you kidding me? No way. No way. Some, some idiot

athlete is gonna fucking, uh, uh, and then, you know what this shit is fixed. No, come on, of course. Of course. Get out of here. Yeah, and that's gonna get out. Anyways, my point, so I agree with you. It's like, at what point is somebody in this Illuminati gonna be like? Yeah, exactly. Same point.

Unless they are. you know, it's like, that's why it is only seven people. That's the whole reason. Yeah, but it can't be. Then they can't control because it's only seven people. Yeah, so they're not like their kids aren't dating anyone? They don't know what's going on. They don't know how do you control it?

No, there's no way. How do you control it? And I'm not saying nefarious things don't happen. They do. But to have a system in place to make sure nothing like that happens, it's not sustainable. Look at the government. We're all fucked up. they're supposed to be good right and they can't fix figure out what's going on you can't

figure out what's going on in LA you know oh right and there's so many videos about the corruption and stuff and you see on YouTube I go is this real yeah it might be and but my thing was like if this is real and why aren't we doing anything about it but then you go listen when you have the whatever that lady is who said hey listen if I released this Epstein list the the system will collapse that was said out loud was that Bondi or whatever that who was that I'm He said it. Yeah, I think that was Barth or whatever it is. But I'm saying, she said that out loud.

No, I know. Out loud, she said the words, if I released the names on this list, the system will collapse. And we all just went, okay. Like, collectively, we just went, okay. And now all of a sudden, no one cares. Like we've moved on from

What she says here The whole system Would collapse from the truth And we're just like this as a society Okay Yeah, yeah Where's uh okay Iran war now Yeah

We're just kind of moved on Like we've literally moved on How does that happen Like how Like honestly if this is true How does that happen, bro? How? I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, they said there's aliens. Oh, that's... Next week we go, you see that TikTok video? Wait, wait, Chris, if there are aliens, and now,

like, even, what's the thing, Neil de Krasse Tyson, who for years was like saying, like, if there was intelligent, he was like anti-alien, now I've, seen him, he's come out and he's like, he's like reputable, smart people are now talking about

this. Billions of people have talking about. Yeah. So he's like, so I'm like, my thing is like, I think it's the same energy. The same energy is we don't care about the Epstein list anymore and there's real life aliens. We're dealing with them with the same amount of energy and I don't get it. I don't get it. Yeah.

If there's, if there's aliens? and we're just kind of like, all right. I mean, I think everybody kind of secretly knew that we were aliens, though. I think we believed it. But, you know, like, I think everything we believe is because of Hollywood has been like, boom. Hollywood is like, they come up with these things. It kind of like desentist. Like, if you really believe in the conspiracy, it's like Hollywood's built to desensitize us from the things of reality.

So, you know, because in our minds, we think if the aliens come, they're going to destroy us. Or what if it's more like Star Wars? You know, Gene Rottenbury had a, what that's his name, the Star Wars? Not, I'm sorry, Star Trek, the Star Trek guy. He had a whole different idea of what, you know, being a resource-based society and all this kind of stuff, and aliens. And his idea of Starfleet command was like, go observe, but do not do anything, you know, that directive they have in Star Trek. I mean, is it more like that or is it more like July 4th? You know what I mean?

Independence Day, where it's like they're going to come blow up to White House. Right, right, right. Which one is it? Yeah, yeah, I don't know anything about that. I'm not a loser, but. I don't know about Star Trek Because of the fucking whole thing About how I've like

I'm just completely not a loser Really? Yeah So you think people that are into like Sci-Fi and things like that I love sci-fi but Star Trek is fucking Dork City Star Trek is Dork City

Dude you know Star Wars I'll let you have it But Star Trek is Dork City I hope that Period There's a dork Illuminati And they're at a meeting Yep

And they go we gotta take them out now Yeah And they're going to be like, they're going to pull this up? Yeah. What do you think of this guy? Hey, he's going to be in Denver in a month. Let's go watch him and kill him.

Go to Chrissy.com. I have a... Did segue. Miami, D.C., Louisville. I just added Berlin, bro. I'm going to be in Berlin. Berlin. Yeah.

Bring down that wall. But yeah, so... Embrea. Man, I've been having a fucking fun, dude, on stage, man. Good. Yeah. I was in Vegas. last week yeah it was good it was good it's it's it's always leaves my lips chapped bro but we need to look

in one of these for uh i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know the wise guys do you play the wise guys i have yeah i really like them i really like the wise guys that's a good club out there where it is oh let's talk about this yeah dude so i saw this commercial and i had to record it and send it to you guys because yeah i okay so hold on that's one of wolf's dinosaurs by the way i I do not, I don't like any commercials. I want them to be so much better and it's very easy to make them better.

And they don't do that because everyone is so scared of getting fired at their job. Now, this commercial tried something and it's not clear and I hate it. All right. I think it's pretty clear, but go ahead. Yeah, the message is clear. So, okay. He's looking at her x-ray, right?

Of her bag. Of her bag. What's in her bag? You know what? Yeah, you're an idiot. No, I'm not. No, you're an idiot. No, I'm not.

You're clearly an idiot. No, watch what I'm going to say. They need to dress her differently. This is my point was like, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. What's in the bag? What's in the bag? Wait, no, what do you mean what's in the bag?

Okay, this is the thing. It looks like, hold on, play this, play this one commercial again. See, that's her bag. I understand that. I get that. So he's looking, he can't believe what's in her back. She's on her way to Vegas. And he's like, oh, you got a big black dildo in there.

Good for you, girl. And she's like, I know, I'm kind of a freak. That's the subtext of this thing. It's bad. They should have showed the bag go in first. A hundred percent. A hundred percent, dude. They think that this is a payoff.

This woman is acting like she's getting looked at. And this dude is like, it makes me think what she got? Sequin dress under it? What the fuck is he seeing? I am easy, dude. But what do you bring to Vegas? Well, Coke, I guess.

Cocaine? Here's the thing. You don't put that in a fucking back. This is the problem. The problem is they have this sort of like homely, regular looking chick. Yeah. Which is why I'm saying dress differently.

If you just had her in a t-shirt and she was a little bit, this woman probably isn't bad looking. It's just what are they dressing her in? If they put in regular clothes, you'd probably be like, oh, yeah, he's looking at, oh, yeah, she's, oh, it's a bag. I think it's the same thing. What? I think it would be the same thing.

It would be the same thing. I think it's like, I think this, when I see this, I see the meeting they had, you know, about this. It's really badly done this commercial. Yeah. Because this should be like a super hot chick. You're selling something. Sex sells.

Yeah. This chick's not selling the sex. This is a horribly. So, but they picked her for the reason of like what's going on in society right now. I mean, I get it. Okay.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. This is a quick. When you have a, well, I don't think this woman's ugly. No, no,

no. Yeah. There's a difference between you don't, you, it's not ugly and hot. It's just hot and not hot. She's not hot, though. She's,

but they're dressing her like she's not hot. They're making her not hot. This is hilarious. right now. Why? In your heyday? Let me see. Pull it, zoom her in. No, no, no, no. In your heyday, you would never be with that check. I don't know.

Go go back, go back. Let me see different I don't want to be, you know, objective, objectifying her. We were all... We were making a face right there. We were all around, man. We were all around. We saw them. Okay, we just stop it What's you trying to do right now?

Who's this for right now? All right, yeah, I wouldn't. And it's nothing about her. I know, no, she's nothing about her. She's fantastic. Yeah, yeah, what I'm saying is like, you're trying to, you're trying to sell something and you're doing a thing.

And then you pick, you know, it's like, so they, because of how they have her dressed with the glasses and she's not done up, you have to explain more. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Like if this chick was just, cycle you know right you've flown to Vegas you see them girls that are going to yeah I know I know they don't travel like no no no you're just kind of like wow you're

going right to the strip club yeah yeah yeah what you're doing you're going right to catch some come yeah yes you know what I mean yeah so I'm like then then if the guy's looking at the thing and he's looking at the girl makes way more sense he doesn't even have to smile see the way he's smiling he's smiling like it's good for you big girl you know like all bad It's all bad. I sent it because I said it because I was like, this is interesting. It's a tremendous, tremendous failing at every point in this commercial. Yeah, this is a fascinating commercial.

It really is fascinating. Yeah, it is. See, the homely white girl is the, is equivalent to DEI. Yeah. That's what they do. You know what I mean? Yeah. But it's like, you know.

They did both with this. They got the black guy doing a thing. You know the conversation was, well, it is TSA. Should we make him black? It might be. I always say when you can feel the diversity meeting, I'm out. Same. I'm out.

Same. So I feel like this is like a, this was a swing and a miss of a commercial. Over and over again. Swing and a miss. They could have really nailed this. What's the woman hit by a bull? I forgot that one. Just some video you sent.

Oh, I just thought it was hilarious. I don't remember. Did I see it? Yeah, didn't you see it? Because I said, I was like, Rachel's not doing enough. Oh, I didn't see it. Anytime I see a woman doing some shit, I'm like, oh, yeah. Yeah, I didn't see it.

You got to get on it. This is it right here. Oh, that's funny. You said Rachel aren't doing enough. Oh, shit, the Matrix. Oh! No, this is AI. That's got to be AI.

That's my wife. If I see that, I'm single. I go, that's my wife. Yeah, I mean, who knows what's real or what's not real anymore? That's amazing, bro. I was like, I showed right. Oh, because the, I was like, Rachel. Bull does that.

They do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, AI. Okay. But that's still amazing and that's my wife. Oh, that sucks. That one little thing right there. It's still so funny and cool. And I'm going to count it as real.

Yeah. But I just thought. Now that is fake. The commercial. No, what was fake was you trying to be like, let me see her up close. Let me just get up. No, no, no, because.

No, I actually. Nick, can you twirl her at 316? That wasn't fake. The fact that you needed to do all that was our answer. I understand. But it wasn't fake, though. I thought maybe she was a little bit cuter than maybe. I still.

I still think, I bet you put that woman in nice clothes. I bet she's pretty hot. That's not what we're discussing. Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's not, okay. No, no, no. That's beautiful. Yeah, that's not the point.

Okay. It's about the context of the commercial. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. You're not picking the right woman for the commercial. For the commercial. Yeah, okay. That I get. You'd never sleep with her.

That's all we're saying. I don't, yeah, I don't know. Who's the woman in that commercial? Look her up. Look at images of her. I bet, I bet she's banging. I've been trying. Oh, okay.

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