The Golden Hour - Asians On The Moon

Episode Date: July 8, 2022

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I got to see Fidel speak one time, man. No, you didn't. At a conference, yeah. Really? In Cuba? At a conference? Wow. And they put a lot of meat out front.

They put a big couple meat trays out front. Keep me happy. Fly. Fly or fly. They had a fly on there. They had a... No joke. Look up horse meat, Chen.

What is it? What's horse meat? I know you probably have some in your lunch today, but what is it? I would totally eat horse meat. Or look, Google tallest dog and see what comes up, brother. You ever met this guy? Oh, I'm the dumb one. You can't argue.

There's something about me. You have no idea what you're saying. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Sure. Sammy J here. I got a debate club for you Which one of your wives do you think is best for Theo Vaughn?

Let's go down the list We got Eric's wife She's always dressing him She's probably running the show He might not like that Chris's wife might be the best fit Brendan's wife That woman would probably put him in check 24-7

He'd be like, get me the fuck out of here But nonetheless All three of them Are probably great Let's see what you boys Got to say Oh I already know The answer to this one

That's a great question I think I do It's your wife I think it has to be Yeah because she's the most Yeah she's Yeah she's She's the roll dog

She's put up with all kinds of shit Yeah yeah yeah You know what I mean I'm very difficult to be with Yeah So is Theo probably That's what I'm saying We don't even know Which means We don't even know You know what I mean? I'm very difficult to be with. Yeah. So is Leo, probably. That's what I'm saying.

We don't even know, which means he's probably even more than gone. He'll be taking a break from the marriage. You know what I mean? He'll take a month off. Yeah. He'll be like, babe, I'm going to be gone for like two months. A lot of this. I need a break from this, babe.

It's a lot for me right now. I'm going to have Brendan fill in. Brendan's going to move in, hold down the fort, and carry things. I'm going to have to come in. He's going to pay all the bills and shit out of his pocket. I'll still keep paying the bills, man. Dude, my girl put you in that Guadalajara hard scarf, man. She runs a tight ship. I think I'd probably go with like a

i don't know i'll probably go with a foursome or whatever but yeah oh hey you do all three yeah by the way what is what is your type like truly like both let's start emotionally and physically go on oh that's not true a few few key factors. White, breathing. I feel like maybe not white. Yeah, I would date different types of ladies, man. It's well documented. But what's your type, though, if you had to pick? Oh, you want me to answer?

Hot, Chris. How about that? Well, yeah, okay, I understand. Yeah, but come on. That's the baseline. Yeah, hot, of course. I mean, it just has to be a woman that I really like, you know? But what do you really like?

Like, for instance, do you like someone that, because some people like women that roll with the punches. Some people like women that take the reins. I mean, you know. Exactly. Have you even thought about this? I guess I haven't thought that much about it. Yeah.

And that's why. Some guys don't. You should think about it. Yeah. But some guys don't. I agree. I think you're right. I think I probably need to. Yeah, about it. Yeah. And that's why. Some guys don't. You should think about it. Yeah. But some guys don't. I agree. I think you're right. I think I probably need to.

Yeah, I could probably invest more time into thinking about what do I want, you know? Because I think that there's like a, what do you call it? Like a minimum standard everybody should have. Whatever that is for you, you know? So if it's like, oh, you want somebody that has a job. They got to have their own place. They got to whatever. They got titties.

Whatever the. You know what though? It's funny, but if that's one of your things huge job you have your minimum standard but some people couldn't even draw their wife from the neck up they have no idea but that's not the stuff we know what race you're talking about for you i feel like it has to be something else man it's like you probably want someone who's comfortable in their own skin has their own shit going on so they're not all understanding but also holding shit down yeah understand you like an outdoorsy person?

Do you like someone that likes to travel or you want someone that's okay with not doing shit? Because like, for instance, like on my honeymoon, right? I don't want, I'm not going to go parasailing.

Right, right, right. I'm not going to go, I don't want to do, I don't want none of that stuff. But Rachel and I are very much like. Bro, somebody would shoot you down, bro.

Where I'm from, dog, if they saw that. It's a mixed pterodactyl. Damn, bro. Where I'm from, dog, if they saw that fake. It's a mixed pterodactyl. I saw a freaking nine-point pelican up in the air. I saw a 200-pound pelican. So funny, these two. I stayed out of it. No zip lining, nothing?

No, we didn't. We did the London Eye, which is like a really slow Ferris wheel that takes a half an hour and you can look over. Oh, that's the one in Vegas that they copied. Oh, they did? Okay.

This one's bigger than that one. And it looks so, you can look over London and it's like. That's not adventurous. No, no, no, no, but I'm saying you were talking about

being high up. So that's where my mind went. I'm just saying. You know, Eric, it'd take three boats to pull him out then. Stupid. I know, I thought two Ferris wheels but I didn't do it. I just do it. You're fine Eric, it'd take three boats to pull him out then. Stupid. I know.

I thought two parachutes, but I didn't do it. I just do it. You thought it. I thought I didn't. You put it in his head. Eric's back on a cruise ship. Thank you for watching. King Sting and Wing of the Sing.

Just, but not going high, just behind the boat. Eric just jellyfish built up. I'm on the water. I'm on the water. You just hear, fuck all y'all. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

He gets an enema. He gets an enema. He goes to do it. Just algae all over his feet. My butthole is just full of salt water. You just go. You're here, you're here. And then in the back here. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. The wing, they got me working OT all night long How many times I gotta make this song?

Ay, hold on, what is this? Now y'all wanna switch? Y'all just added Stevie and Eric And now y'all adding Chris? How's that gonna fit? Wait, I get the gist I just probably have to slow it down and hit it like this It's the king, the wing, and the sting

It's the wing, and the king, and the sting Hold on, wait a minute, let me think It's the king, and the sting, and the wing. It's the King and the Sting and the Wing. Let's go. King and the Sting and the Wing. Got it full circle, I put on the whole team. Legendary trio, winning Chris and Theo, what you mean? You know it's the King and the Sting and the Wing.