The Golden Hour - Be Chill, B | The Golden Hour #90 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

Chris is finally back from his Australia tour and recaps his trip. The guys talk Donald Trump's attack, Chris' viral Australian car/truck rant and recommendations of "terrible movies", Erik's very honest pool lunch story, a viral airport argument video, Tony baker's hilarious animal voiceovers and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Away - Head on over to https://awaytravel.com/goldenhour to see the new softside luggage from Away Shady Rays - Head to https://shadyrays.com/ and use code: Golden for 40% off sunglasses. DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN

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Did you isolate from your family? Like it's 2020? Were you like in the backyard? I don't even think he knew he had it I did know Oh he knew he called me You notice I didn't even respond I don't even think he knew he had it. I did know. Oh, he knew, he called me. I didn't even respond. He goes, dude. I'm gonna make sure you're all right

because you were the last person I was this close to. Yeah, bro, never been stronger. No, he texted me. He's like, I'm gonna give a fuck. No, it's shaking. It's 2024. If I have AIDS or anything like that. I would only wanna know,

I would only wanna know if you did have it, but I don't care that you did have it. You know what I'm saying? Like if you have it now. Right, exactly. But that's why I sent the message because you have kids, you have kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want Tiger you did have it. You know what I'm saying? Like if you have it now. Yeah. But that's why I sent the message because you have kids, you have kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't want Tiger to get COVID, do you? No, he had it. You know what happened? Tiger gave it to you. Yeah. Yeah, four years ago. That's what it is. You know what happened?

Nothing. Yeah, well we called the doctor just to make sure. What do you do with the baby? Yeah. You know, and the doctor was like, like babies are real great with it. Yeah, you know what I think about? You're set man because Wolf cries every day

There you go, I just posted that clip so I think I think I think about it all the time I think about you saying that my son cries every day Every day, you know, I just keep cries every day. He cries every day. He cries every freaking day. I actually don't know, so Calvin's four and almost four and a half now, and I wonder if it's still been every day. Like I'm still crying every day. No, I don't think so.

I think there's been days, because I remember like, yeah, there must have been days where he, yes. I just, I think of that, I still think of him as my baby. You know what I mean? But I think it lasts three years, bro. She's, no, no, no. How long? I mean, when they're babies,

the only way they can communicate, right? So they're gonna cry for food. They're tired. That's the only way they can communicate. But these four doing every day, put them in a Russian wrestling. No, I know, I know, I'm going to. You want to say something?

No, no, no. What am I saying? How long do you think it would be? This in a Russian wrestling. No, I know. I'm going to. You want to say, I'm saying how long you think this house might be scary? I don't know. No. So what do you think? Yeah. He's a, he's a ghost. Dude. I was so funny. I was in Australia and Kristen brought her, um, night gown, you know, to, to sleep in and it, it, it, it's what? Wait, wait, wait. First tell me what she brought a night gown. to sleep in. And it's, what, wait, first tell me what? She brought a nightgown?

Yeah, okay, good, okay, so. What we talking about? I love it though, it's so cute, but it's so funny she brought it. I was like, you brought that to like, and so she was in New Zealand with it on, and I was like, I kept on saying like, eh, the haunting of New Zealand.

I know exactly what you're saying. I can see them. That's the kind of thing I would do too. I know exactly what you're saying. Like you're doing one of those ghost shows. She was, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you know, it's always, the ghosts always have those like night downs on them. It's old school. So she was looking at a stain in the corner, just like against the wall.

It looked like the end of the Blair Witch Project where the guys just did. I was like, the haunting of New Zealand Witch project. I was like the haunting of New Zealand. Dude, it was funny, man. We were laughing. You had fun, bud. Yeah. I'm funny, bro. I'm funny just off the cuff. Just doing silly stuff. You're silly, dude. Australia was cool though. Australia, first of all, thanks for holding down the fort, right? Thanks for holding down the fort and keeping the show going. I was in Australia and New Zealand and it was fun.

You know, the shows were great. Uh, yeah, they were, they were fun. I mean, dude, I was so jet lagged, man. How jet lagged were you? So here's how jet lagged I was. So I got back yesterday. I'm fine right now. I'm fine right now, but, um, the, the second day I got there, second or third

day, I just don't even know what happened. And I did a show and in the middle of the show, I just blanked. I never, it's actually never happened to me in my career. My career is 18 years long. I've never blanked. Think how many it is.

Welcome to over 40. Bro, and just like that. Think about it, 80. So I just go, oh, I was in the middle of a story, in the middle of a story. And I don't know the next part, guys. It's like, I don't know what's going on. Were they cool?

I just have no idea. Were they like, yeah. Yeah, you know, they like it. They think it's funny. And I was like, I'll get it. Hold on one second. And I waited a few beats, and I was like, nope. Oh, on one second and I waited a few beats and I was like nope No idea what comes next and then I was like, let me go back

I'm just gonna redo the last few lines and I'll just jump right into it. So they're like, alright cool You know, so I go back and I start to guys they already heard this You know like five, you know 20 seconds of stuff and then I get to it again and I'm like, dude, I don't have it. So, so I have a private link of my set on YouTube. I'm like, bro, I'm just going to look it up. I look it up on stage and I'm like playing it on the microphone and I'm like, yeah, you heard this part. And we got it. I was like, oh yeah, dude. And they're like, so then I did it. And it like, but yeah,

there was a part of you though. There was a, oh yeah So then I did it and it like but yeah, it was a part of you though There was a what okay what at what moment? Yeah Did you turn it into you were chrissing it like being? Yeah, over exaggerating. Yeah, at what point did you go? Oh, this is working I got it, but you're playing it right away though, but right no no no because I don't know what you can remember No, because it was a point that you were like oh shit. I'm really tired. I've had this you panicked I mean like you know I did I panicked zero panic, but he was just kind of like ah man I don't got it you would legitimately were like I don't know where I'm going with this and at what point did it turn into? Like oh, this is a great bit. Oh because I know that they're gonna have fun

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I always think of that though because they love that like I I don't because I know that they're gonna have fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I always think of that though, because they love that. They love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't... Like if I completely abandoned all my material and just did crowd work from then on, then I would feel bad because I'm like, what if they didn't want that? What if they wanted material?

But I know I'm gonna get back to it anyway, so who cares? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't think about it. The crowds were great out there. They were really good, yeah. I saw somebody online like- Did that guy find you? What guy?

The guy that like, you put, it was a great, you- Oh, dude, you were promoting your shows? Did that guy find you? That guy helped. I sold so many tickets after that. Dude, I posted this thing about the Ute. You know how they have that truck, the, or I guess it's a car.

Oh yeah, I saw that, yeah. It went viral in Australia, like it- It looks like a weird car. And yeah, right there. Yeah. Dude, the amount? Should I play it? Yeah, sure, here.

Truck is, what is it? It looks hilarious. What's the bar above it? What's the bar? What's the bar? Why is it covered? Why is it that color? Dude. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is the worst color! This is it covered? Why is it that color? Dude. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

This is the worst color! This is it. I didn't even really do commentary. I just kinda fuckin' was laughing at it. That's silly. But people, I mean, bro. People were outraged. I couldn't even tell you.

Death threats. Worst in Atlanta? Worst in Atlanta? Ha ha ha ha ha. I think maybe. Death threats. It's cause it's such an Australian thing. Yeah. It'd be like coming here and making fun of like a Ford Mustang. Yeah.

But I don't care though. I, so, but anyway, I made it a whole bit and then I, and then I did the, um, there's Homelander commenting on it. And then I, um, cause he's Australian. Watch your mouth. That's an Australian icon. It's like, that's why I did it. Dude, people were like, Oh, I'll smash your fucking head in my,'ll kill you come back come back. I'll kill you don't ever come back again 1.2 million views yeah, and so I'll take it right oh dude. Are you gonna make fun of electric cars? Yeah, well no so so anyway, so I did the I? Did the shows and I would just open with it. I'd read the guys DM I

Like the DM that oh one guy was read the guy's DM. What was the DM? Oh, one guy was like, you saw the DM? Yeah. You posted this? Yeah, I did, but then they took it down because. Oh, it was a death threat? Yeah. Who took it?

Oh man, that sucks. Yeah, they take death threats down. I saw some celebrity post a death threat and then it was like, this isn't. Here it is. Well, I can't say a lot of these words, but oi, because it will get demonetized but I see you NT come to our fucking country and start disrespecting our culture legit point and then see you NT I'll fucking kick

your head in yep you ain't shit you fuckhead yeah I'm not and and then in case you wonder if he was fucking around I'm not fucking around motherfucker come to Australia disrespect us again. I will fucking bash your head in. I like this guy. So you posted that. So I posted that. And then I was like, and here's my, show that.

It was perfect. Yeah, it was great. Hilarious. Did he show up or did you get beat up? Yeah, I got beat up so bad. What if you're like, man, he whupped my ass. By the way, so you weren't here. I said I took my kid to a wedding in Baltimore.

A black wedding. It was a super black wedding. Oh, it was Baltimore. But by the way, at the wedding, you know how many people were talking to me about that Atlanta clip? In Baltimore? Ah, yeah! That's hilarious.

They were like, two guys, one guy came up and said, yeah, man, I saw that. I saw that clip, you was in it. They're cool about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, it's still like a thing. Yeah, oh, because you're saying some black, yeah, yeah, that's funny, yeah. You know what, yeah, that went way more viral than this,

but because Australia, there's like, how many people are in Australia? 20 million people, but. 1.2 million. Yeah, but yeah, no, that's funny, dude. That's so funny. So literally every single person. Exactly, everywhere in Australia, no that that's funny dude. That's so funny. So literally every single person It was like yes, so is this one of those ones it's like, you know, that's fun

Yeah, death threats is a weird thing cuz someone's actually gonna kill you the product. I think you're not gonna say yeah Do it are just the worst. Yeah, you think the the guy who got Trump was like, you know sending Trump he did though Yeah, he gave us a heads up. He was like, wait till July, whatever it is. Wait till July 18th, the world's gonna, you know. He literally gave the Secret Service a heads up. Secret Service like, hey chill dude, not supposed to pass.

Before we even get into that, because I'm sure you guys talked about that to death, but Australia, I went to, you know how like the coffee's really good in Australia? Great coffee. I went to, you know how like the coffee's really good in Australia? Great, great coffee. I went to this place in Melbourne?

Doesn't matter. No, it does matter because. It could be any city. No, no, no, because the people who are listening, I want them to understand where it is because I want them to, they probably already know, but I want them to go. It's like a staple.

I think so. Starbucks? Dunkin' Donuts. Starbucks. So it's called Loon, L-U-N-E. And I walked by this a few times and it had a line always out the door. And you know, I'm not gonna wait in line for that.

No, I'm not gonna, I'm like, all right, fuck yourself. But you know it's good. Well, so then, but then I'm like, but how good is it? Sometimes it's just the hype. People like, sometimes people like to just wait in line. That's what clubs do though too. So they pay people to stay in line so that's like sneaker places so sneaker yeah so I walk by and there's not a line really like for the

first time it's it's just at the door it's not outside the door it was always outside there weird time though to get coffee I was one you know so I don't know not really but um so my arm will wait can't wait for them for this to be not worth my time like this is how I go into the situation I'm like, all right, I'm gonna wait. Can't wait for this to be not worth my time. Like this is how I go into the situation. I'm like, you and me. You and full Chris. I'm full Chris, right? So I'm waiting, I'm just like, all right, here we go.

Like, right? You were literally standing like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I get to the thing, they're like, all right, what would you like? And I'm like, all right, let me get a cold, whatever you got, cold coffee, I don't know what they call it there, you know.

Oh, it's filtered, all right, mate. I say, and let me get an almond croissant. And they say, all right. So I get the thing. There's no place to sit, it's just you stand in there. Like, so now I'm like, all right, you don't even get to sit. So I'm standing. You're such an entitled fuck now I'm like, all right, you don't even get to sit. So I'm standing,

I'm by myself too, I'm just chilling by myself. It's kind of awesome because nobody's recognizing me but also, what the fuck guys, I'm here. He's doing his catchphrases, oops. So, um, so I drink the coffee, damn good, okay? I take a bite of this almond croissant. Has to be lit. Bro. There's only before and after this moment in my life. Change your life, huh? This thing.

The dramatic thing. I take a bite and I go. Things are different. I'm looking around Everyone's just deep in their shit. I'm like This is fucking amazing. They had the best almond croissant. I ever had. Here's the question Is that the one loon that look LU any it dude? It looks like a stegosaurus whatever did you? Did you think that place is popular for their croissants and the pastries or the coffee?

I didn't say the coffee was that great. No the coffee was very good. It has to be the pastry. It's called Loon croissant ery Oh, okay. Then there you go. There you go. Yeah, so they're all about croissants man Let me ask I think there's three of them in Melbourne But you know how when you go someplace and you see like they have a McDonald's look at the line But then the McDonald's they don't have they have different shit on the menu. You mean in a foreign country? In a foreign country. Oh yeah. Does Starbucks have different stuff?

I didn't go to Starbucks, but- You know what I mean? I'm wondering. Yeah, I'm not going to go to Starbucks because in Melbourne especially, they say they're the best coffee in the world. I'm with you, but I'm just saying- Yeah, no, I get it. Yeah, I don't know.

But I will say, you know, they don't have Burger King. They do have it, but it's called Hungry Jacks because they already had Burger King. I hate it. You hate that it's called Hungry Jacks? Yeah. Well, they couldn't, they already had the trademark there in Australia, so they can't call it Burger King. Oh, because there was another Burger King there?

Yeah. So now it's Hungry Jacks. Same logo though? Same thing. Okay, I would go. I would go. So, and then you go to New Zealand and then they have Burger King. They just don't have it in Australia.

It's funny. Burger King, they really, that's the, I was, this made me think about it. Burger King is like the best, that's a great name for a fucking burger place. There we go. Well, I would imagine that McDonald's and all. Were we gonna be offended?

Yeah, yeah. I would imagine McDonald's and all those places is probably better there, especially like in New Zealand. Well, because they have. Because that's where they get the meat offended. Yeah. Yeah, I would imagine McDonald's and all those places is probably better there Especially like in New Zealand well because that's where they get to meet from yeah, they also have different like regulations, right? You know what I'm saying? No like they yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Yeah, it's real me they get a lot of their stuff. Yeah Well, yeah, that's what they say. Well, they say like the sodas are better and all the shit, you know Oh, yeah, like the Coca-Cola Mexico. Look at this. Ooh, I should have had McDonald's

I'm saying. Oh yeah, good call. New Zealand is one of the McDonald's, one of McDonald's top 10 beef. I thought you were vibing, Doug. Producing, how did you know that? You just remember from some time? No, because I went on a tour, really.

That's two for him today. I didn't even say anything. Can we get a Brendan Calling Me Fat compilation? That was maybe the best one he ever did, though. No, no, he's getting better and better at it. Let's take a little break, boys. Chris is back from Australia. You're looking good, dude.

Thank you very much. And you're like, the flight was so easy, man. My luggage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, super good, super good. You used away, right, the carry-on? I do use away luggage a lot when I travel, and exclusively, so. I don't check bags dude yeah I only

do carry on yeah there you go check the bag yeah yeah check it back oh cuz you gotta bring like your PlayStation shit and snacks but you know what's funny I PlayStation and snacks yeah you know what's funny is is that I always wanted I always because they always they make the hard ones and they they I've been waiting for them to make softer suitcases right and they finally did Yeah Now they do now they make them the suitcase seriously looks better than any old-school soft side Suitcases I've seen and it's designed to be lighter than others on the market. I got the gray one and it's great me Do I get the great? I've had it way before I've had one for about four years now

It's maroon Tiger uses it now, but it's the best of the best man You got to check them out the new soft side luggage from away head on over to way travel comm slash golden hour That's a way travel comm slash golden hour to see the new soft side luggage from away away travel comm slash golden hour So no no no when I went to New, I went on that Hobbit tour. Oh yeah. It's a tour McDonald's dude. No, they tell you it's a farmland. It's a work.

The wizard. Yeah. So you shall not talk and they tell you about the, the what's going on with this whole farming area. Did you take your working? Did you take your wife with you to that thing? No, no, we work together He went on the hobbit when he was asking about McDonald's. They don't tell you what about the McDonald's? Good, so hold on and it's like stop asking about McDonald's I just picture you taking your wife getting all into it. She's like, can you calm down? Yeah, can you just calm the fuck down? I had so that's like I love on the spectrum when they went to medieval times. Oh

He goes to medieval times he's like He's all no And even the girl on the spectrums like oh, that's funny and then they get done with it and he was like so out of control She's like, all right. Well, I think we should just be friends. And he's just sitting there. He's so sad. That's great. That's funny. That's great.

He didn't know it was fake. So wait, go back. What were we talking about? Burger King snacks. McDonald's Burger King. McDonald's, the beans. Oh, I went to this thing. I was with Denny.

You know Denny Love. He's great. He's great. And he was opening for me and then my wife was here and then we were in New Zealand, the three of us, and my wife is always like Googling, what should we do? Which is like, you know, the top 10 stuff is always the worst stuff.

Oh, it's the worst. Right, so that's always. Tersty stuff, yeah. So she's like, there's a place right near here called Unleashed and it's basically the, like, it looks like it's like the DreamWorks of New Zealand, where they got like all their monster stuff and all that. Oh, because the kids are with you? No, they weren't with us.

That's weird, then. But it was literally right next door. And I'm like, all right, let's go. So we went and there was a gift shop and then's go so we went and they're like there was a gift shop and then we go to go in and like you can't go in and they're like nah it's booked by tours only and I was like oh okay I don't want to do it and they were like we got to do it and I was like okay how long is it 90 minutes too long dude it's and I go, no, oh come on guys.

These aren't even movies people give a shit about. They're in New Zealand, you know? They were like, it was like fucking, Lord of the Rings was the only one that people know about. You know what I mean? And then it was like, and then the others were too, mate. And the tour was a walking tour. So I'm like, for 90 minutes?

You can't even sit? No! But it's at your pace though. Can't you speed through for 90 minutes. You can't even sit? No! But it's at your pace, though. Can't you speed through it? Bro, no. Because they stop you. They stop you because there's other groups ahead of you. Not for me.

Bro, and it was, you know what, bro? It was kind of OK, dude. Because there's AC, Star. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just like, I don't care that much, dude. Yeah, it's dark. You can say it. You can say it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just like, I don't care that much, dude. Yeah, it was impressive. Yeah, for an hour and a half, dude, Kristen and Denny were eating that shit up, dude.

That's why you did it though. It's for them. Sometimes it's not about you. For an hour and a half, not about me, that's crazy. Fair. But I said, but she was like, let that sit everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But now, okay, this wasn't even the tour. It was cool, but this is the gift shop. And I'm like, that's good for me. Dude, that thing looked lit. Yeah, it was lit. The gift shop was lit, dude. Eric would be in there for four hours. These things are cool.

Look at how big, look at the tits on that. I don't like this kind of shit. Wait, that's not from Lord of the Rings? That's so big, that thing. Really, Eric? Look, that was us going in. There we are. There, there the tits on that. I don't like this kind of shit. Wait, that's not from Lord of the Rings? That's so big, that thing. Really, Eric? Look, that was us going in. There, where we are. There, there, there.

We're sitting looking at shit like this. That guy was cool, I gotta admit. Is that Brian Cowan? That's Chris. Yeah. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So that's W-E-Oh, yeah. That, they're like a, this is a huge company.

Oh, you know it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They do a lot of stuff. Yeah. It was cool. A lot of it was cool, but like the tour thing for a hundred. Oh, can I put that mask on and stuff? Yeah. Yeah, no, but like this stuff I but what's that from is it? No, no, that's the thing. They were just like is the kind of stuff we Would do if people can't

Just I hear the death threats coming in That looks kind of cool it is 90 minutes with my kids it would have been fantastic But 90 minute an hour at them, you know, it's like this shit and then there's like Like this like I want to see that it's kind of cool Make stuff man. I know no no I get it. I kind of dig that, it's two and a half. I can't appreciate it. Oh, this, is that the fake guy? Well, how much was it? This is a fake guy.

Because they want to justify how much it was. No clue, I don't look at price. Oh, it's a mask on. I don't look at price. Oh, look, he died, he died. That was a joke, that was a joke. No, he died. $65.

No. $65, okay, a little pricey. $65. Yeah, but that's Australian, that's like 30 something. That's like 30 cents. And to people who have never been on like movie sets, too. Sure, I guess they are in New Zealand. Yeah, they don't Australian. That's like 30 something. It's like 30 cents. And to people who have never been on like movie sets too. Sure. I guess they are in New Zealand. Yeah, they don't have that. Yeah, sure. My grandma on the Paramount tour. Oh my God. She was just blown away.

But that but but you're watching shit like this is where they film fucking CSI and you're like, oh shit, I've been watching that for 900 years. It's been on since 1842. Now you're back at it. I got Eric on the show too, called Presumed Innocent. Jake Gyllenhaal. I tell you, brother. Yeah, got one fine.

But I already knew. I want to watch it. I watched too many shows. I'm going to watch it. I already know what's happening. Yeah, but you know what? That doesn't matter, though. Sometimes I don't think that matters to me. You watch horror movies. This is a remake, right? It's from a book

Oh, well, they did one with Harrison Ford or something. Oh, yeah I could this this role this role though is Perfectly suited for this guy like like it like he is right in his element man. He's great though No, I know but I'm saying like this is yeah, this is really great work He's doing and that other guy get that shit off the screen The other guy what's his name? Yeah, scars guard which one that's like Smith and scars guard. Oh, there's like five actors with the last name scars Oh, but isn't any the guy from true blood?

Is it a whole family right in the riches? No, I'm talking about the like the oh Peter. Yeah. Oh, he's yeah He's like a man. He's so good That's a great show Ruth I can't say her last name but Ruth the lady bad casting Pete Peter Sarsgaard is the new John Malkovich To me, that's a hot take and I like John Malkovich and it's I know I discussed so good He's great. But but but hold on other guys good too. I will watch guy. Yeah his list. I will watch it Yeah, no, no, I will it's that well, that's something I oh well by the way tomorrow is the season finale

There you go. So now I go watch time to watch it cuz I was furious Who do you think did it nah nah, nah, nah, chill bro. Chill B. No, we don't know bro. Now I know we don't know. No, this is his penalty for missing. Now I know we don't know. Yeah, I'm with him. You've said too much.

Chill B. He's 1000% right about this. No, fuck that noise. Earmuffs. Nah, chill B. We're on a podcast percent right about that. No, fuck that noise. Earmuffs. Ah, chill, B. We're on a podcast, earmuffs. Yeah, well by the time this comes out, the season finale will be done. I won't be done. I won't be done. I'm just starting House of Dragons.

Oh, the last two episodes? Fuck you, dude. I think you'll like it. House of Dragons? Yes. Presumably innocent. Run circles around House of Dragons. Yes. No, I actually- Wait, hold up. Presumably, it's it runs circles around House of Dragons. Dude, hey, dude. I don't know.

Hold on a second, guys. Hold, hold up. Hold on a goddamn second. Okay. House of Dragons, I started watching on the plane. Uh-huh. I'm six episodes in, six one. Is that season one?

Season one. Oh, okay. Season one. And it's good? Yeah. Season one's good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Season one's great.

I'm six episodes in, and it's fine. Then you won't like season two. Yeah, you won't like season two. Bro. So slow. Why is it? Why no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, actually, no, no, no, wait, hold on a second Chris. Okay, what? Wait, wait, wait, actually, okay. Let me they actually are completely different. No, I know Let me just say this before you see if you agree with me. Okay, my problem with season one is The like the time jumps are like, okay. They're big time jumps.

You know what I mean? All of a sudden it's like, okay, who's this now? You know what I mean? All of a sudden it's like, it'd be like if it went from Calvin and then Calvin, you're playing Calvin. You know what I mean? And you're just kind of like, I don't know if I like this. I don't mind that. 300 years? No, no, no. But the second half of it, when they finally, like a lot of that first part is like, we're explaining, explaining, explaining, explaining,

and now they're gonna, that's who it's gonna be. And then so, then you're gonna be all right. Season two, opposite. Bad. Bro, building, building, building, building, building. That's gonna be annoying, that's gonna be annoying for people listening. Building.

So, I don't like. I love that Chris is still, cares for the audience. I did you know, no, but I I I know what you're saying and I agree that I like telling but this is I think that they're doing a great job Showing where this is gonna go to lead up to something very dramatic season four So listen, there's just shows that just are I get there like look the production value I get it. They thought about it a lot. It's a great it has levels I understand why people like it. I just don't Fucking care. I don't care. That's how Yellowstone was. I think it's great. I just don't you're a fucking fucking care

Yeah, I know what you're saying though. It's a great show. No, no, no, no, sometimes you're watching. Would you like The Wire? Yellowstone's the wire for white people. Well, I am more of a black person then because Be More, dude. Be More represent, man.

Did you watch that show I was telling you about, Supercell? Not yet, I started it, but no, I started it and then I went on the plane and then I went to the'm saying that's the hero. That's hero and the wire Had a British baby. Yeah Love that before I move I can't tell you how upset I am we can't talk about presumed innocent. Oh, dude You had a three episodes you could have talked about. No, it just happened! I just texted him about it and he caught up.

And last week was the season, Bright, but you know, the last episode. It's rare I recommend shows. I recommend it to Eric because he knows his shit and Casey. Casey, how good? It's really great. Dude, shut up, Casey. No, but wait, how about this though? How about this?

Right. Fuck off, Casey! No, no, but wait, wait, wait, how about this though? How about this? Right. Fuck off, Casey! No, no, but here's the thing. Like, are you a fan of like one season, like one off seasons? Like. Yeah, but I wish there were more though,

after they're good, if they're good. Okay, but I am starting to feel like I have to wrap my brain around just being like, here's one season, I enjoy it, let's move on. Because you know what? Your Honor was like that. Your Honor was supposed to be a one season show, and it was so popular they made a second season,

and they couldn't find it. Correct. And then they canceled it. But that first season! Oh, I'll watch it! Come on. Dude. Uh.

No, Your Honor, listen, Your Honor is a fucking fantastic show. Talk that shit to the end. Okay, I'll watch it. You're saying, Yo Ronner, and it's your honor. No it's your honor. Yo Ronner, don't say it like that. Fuck off.

I'm tired of you two criticizing me. Here's my feelings. I think it's right up there breaking bad. For one season? Yeah, the one season of what happened was really great. In season two you're like, oh. Chris, quick Chris Chris Chris the question I'm asking you though is what dude? All right, the quick bread bread in bread in the season two presumed innocent yes, I know that's not good Let me ask you. Okay, I

Know why a show like Yellowstone, a show like House of Dragons, it's because you start watching and you go, I don't care about these people enough to want to continue. So that's what I'm saying to you is like, if you know it's just one season, it's like, well, now I only need to know these people for a little while. It's like going to summer camp and it's like, oh, okay, this is cool. And then you can move on with your life. Do you prefer one season or do you like a show that captures you and you want to watch for eight seasons? Well, I want that. I mean, look, I guess I would prefer a show that captures me. And I love Dexter. I love watching

it. Dexter was horrible the past, the last few seasons, but the last season was great on Showtime. No, no, no, the last season was good. That's the season we should have had. That should have been what we should have got at. First last season was terrible. Yeah, it was terrible. It was terrible. Well, the last, I agree with you.

So that's one of the- You want grateful fucks. No, no, but that's what I'm saying though, is like sometimes you go- How did you get that? How are we ungrateful? They give you eight seasons and you're unhappy? No, no, no. Just take it in. No, no, I'm not saying that. I'm saying Dexter was great.

It's one of my favorite shows. The last few seasons were bad though. I still love the show. And they knew they were bad. That's why they were like, we gotta do this again. Yeah. By the way, I think they're making like a... They are.

A earlier one, a prequel? Yeah, a prequel. Oh, it's like Young Sheldon. Right, right, right. But it's weird. It would be great if Dexter's doing the voiceover. If it's a comedy and a sitcom. But it's weird because the original guy who plays Dexter is playing the dad in this to the kid that's supposed to be him.

I'm not mad at that. I don't like that. I don't like that. In the show, you already know he's adopted. It's not his real father. Yes. Oh, then never mind. I don't like that. But the thing is like, I- That's stupid.

No, no, no, but I like, you know what this is all from? This is all from, we can thank the Star Wars universe for all this kind of stuff. You right. Like they go, you build a universe, let's not ever leave it. I like that kind of stuff. Well that's what they should do, they should make, dude they should make fucking shows that are great

and then when it's popping off, make the fucking, what happened before? How did we get here? Call Sal? I always have been saying that. It's Saul, but I've always been saying that. Better Cal Sal? Oh, yeah I know that shit.

Oh we got the grammar? Fucking police over here. No, no, it's not the grammar, it's the way, listen. Dude, let me- You come back from Australia and you think you're better than us? Listen, we have to say it the way he wants. Oh I know we got the grammar fucking no no no it's the way listen dude. Let me come back from Australia He's like we have to say the way he wants. I know you're in fucking Capri. It's yo are called Sam You're right. I have been doing a lot of grammar checking you're right. I should stop that you're right Stupid baby so back to presuming innocent. Who do you think it is? No no shut the fuck up He said too much, but here's the thing. Here's what I'm here's what I'm generally pissed at. Okay

And then I gotta get out of here Go ahead Is who I thought it was from the very beginning I shut up dude, I gotta get out of here but here's the thing Your bad your bad guy, it can't be Because then you have a stone. You're bad. You're bad guy. It can't be bad guy Shit, huh? So oh by the way you recommended a movie that a thousand people have sent message that horrible that is Fucking terrible. Yes, that's a killer horror movie. Okay, so that was your intent to make everybody watch some bullshit in nature Yeah, it's okay now. Hold on. I started no no hot that that no no hat that that can you make one of those?

That's a good idea People say your message is to watch it because I I said watch it no people saying don't watch it Yeah, they said do not listen Chris the worst movie we've ever yeah, well people honestly they don't appreciate art They don't appreciate art or or Yeah, well people honestly they don't appreciate art. They don't appreciate art or taste dude or You have trash taste well this movie between this one and lamb lamb is great. I want to set you on fire Man on fire you can see on Netflix He's not talking to Denzel one yeah, that yeah, yeah. That one's good too, dude. But wait, hold on.

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work with Eric's weird face facts I don't it we were at the finish line yeah I had to so you didn't watch it I didn't watch lamb no but the violent nature is a little bit of that how much of of it? Enough dude. Okay. Quit pushing this on us dude. You don't have to watch it. Dude don't be cultured. Don't be cultured. Cultured? The movie is really good. Okay whatever. You know what I realize your thing now you are like a cult leader you know it's like you the way you say things, you know, you said it that way. Hey, it's Really good. So that part right there makes people go Maybe very convinced maybe Chris has something going on. It's just trolling. It's really good that part. That's great, dude It's it's so good. It's so well done sound like a politician right now

Well, you know, you know what, you know what I really like about the three of us? We have like very, like if you, what's that thing called a Venn diagram or whatever? Where the circles cross? Our circles are just barely touching. So there are, right? So sometimes there's things we might agree on,

but it's weird the things we don't agree on. Because I love Presumed Innocent, but I keep telling him to watch the boys and he's like nah I'm not on that he'll love it do the boys so much better. It's that show is so good It's not like presumed and it's not but I'm just better than what we're gonna go in diagrams I think the boy the boys is a the boy. I don't like the title ready for a while is a The Boys. I don't like the title. I've been ready for a while.

The Boys. I can't wait for them to say Venn diagram. Dude, The Boys is a fantastic show. And see, when he recommends it, I don't want to watch it. That's fine. It's a, it's a, That's fine. I know me.

I'm me and I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm fine within myself, dude. And the other show. I don't want you to watch it. Did you see the, the spin-off though? Yeah. Jen, Jen, Jen V. I love that one too. I liked it too. Brendan, Brendan, there's a little girl,

there's a superhero that could turn herself this small right? She's a female superhero Yeah, and she's holding on to a guy's dick like this. Okay, I'm back in That's the funniest scene say that's so Bonkers yes that show the boys. It is so so like they just go, no, you think that's too crazy? We'll do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's great. Dude, the guy who plays Homelander, Tony Starr, is... Phenomenal. Let me tell you why he's so good. He's so fucking good. Let me tell you why he's so good. Let me tell you why he's so good. Lasses came off.

Hey, real quick, remember he asked me not to talk presumed innocent because he hasn't seen it? He's got a minute ran on the boys. I didn't say anything about the story. I didn't say that. Who do you think did it? I'm talking about the style of it. Homelander is so good at that part. First of all, he's good period. That part is so probably one of the easiest parts to do badly. Yeah. And he is so good. I sit back and I watched this fucking show

and I love the show, but I watch him and I'm like, this dude, this is like a master class of playing a bad guy. One question though, and I don't know, but it was the last season like Woke, I saw complaints that it was being Woke. No, dude. I'm just asking. But here's the thing about that woke I saw complaints that I was being Here's the thing about that, but I know I know what people are trying to say but they're making fun of it But they've always been making fun of it

Let me give you an example of did you see that? Did you see Logan? Yes. Okay, so depressing So I know I know but what I'm saying is the first this is now, Logan was the first time we saw those claws actually work, okay? And it was jarring. Work? Yeah, like where- Kamal skin. You know, the claws are actually like,

when he hit the guy like this and the claws came out his head, I was in the theater like this. I audibly went like this, ow! Because I was like, that's what they've never shown. Well, you're black and you're in a movie theater. Yeah, that's true too. Don't go in there, bitch! You know, I was like- Also what they've never show. Well, you're black and you're in a movie theater. Yeah Also, are you hober simpson? No Yeah, like this right here. This is the first time this is actually happening on screen love that But for me now listen, let me just get my point out. No, let me get my point out

I've always watched Wolverine from the very beginning and thought Where is it? There's no blood the arm would be chopped off I have always thought that and it was just like so I don't like PG-13, right? Right, right, right and he was saying that in the PG-13 movies too. But the arm would be chopped off. Yeah, exactly another black person And we went viral He right! Talk that shit!

So what I'm saying is the boys is that times a hundred in terms of what Logan was. I like that. So anything you think, like the way the boys opens, the first scene in the boys sets the tone of like, oh, that's what this is gonna be. It is fantastic. Did your ladies watch it too? No. No, fuck them.

Are you kidding me? No, no. My wife would have a seizure if she watched it. Dude, here's the deal. The first, so I read the, before the show came out, I read the comic book. It's like a graphic novel or something. Yeah, yeah.

Eight pages? No, no, no. I didn't read the the whole thing but I got it and I read the beginning and looked through it and I was like oh this is awesome so I heard they were making I was like oh great I can't wait for them to make it the first season is is pretty damn good but I was like we'll see what happens the second season to me was was better the second season was, I was just like, all right, bro, hats off. Yeah, they got their groove.

And I tell you, again, that guy, the reason why I'm saying the thing about Logan and the claws, it's not just about the physical violence and things that are happening, but it's the mentality that that's why the guy's so good. It's like, he's like, if Superman really existed, this is what he would turn into. Nah, but it's, you know?

You're talking about the writing. A lot of it is the writing, which is good. Yes, yes, yes. But he is a, he's one of my favorite, that's what I'm trying to say. I think he's one of my favorite actors. He's doing it in a way that would be like, what would happen to you in this season?

I didn't see it yet. Oh, showing his like, going back to where he, to how it happened and what he does. Don't start. Woo, wee. Dude, dude, the, the, the, it's not woke. It's,

Don't go in there, girl. But wait, but wait, we have to cut that to make it viral so I can get a bunch of death threats. But we have, we have the, the, the, there were two moments in that show and I won't say him because he hasn't seen it, but that made me think like. I'll make you a deal.

You can say it if he can tell me presumed innocent. But I don't tell you what. You don't know what the deal is. You just said you're not gonna tell me. You can tell me. No, but he's not telling you that for you. It's for the people who may have not seen the boys. There were two moments that are where I was like,

this fucking show is up there with my favorite shows Well, it doesn't ruin anything You know if I can't talk Bruce Willis was dead right now is like the crux of the whole show. Yeah, it's so different. You know what this is like? Two goofy parts in the movie. What you're trying to do is this. Bruce Willis was dead. Yeah, I know. I know.

I know. That's what he's trying to do right now. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just like, and my shit's like, hey, in that movie he wears a brown jacket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's two goofy parts. One part when the guy gets real small and goes in the penis,

and then, oh yeah, I was like, get out. Are you kidding me? I have one for you. And the one where I was like, that's it, this show went for it, I am all in, this is the best, is when, when they, at the end of whatever episode, when at the end of whatever episode, Homelander is on a building jacking off to the city. Do you remember that part? Bro, I go, get out of here. This is spoiler. That could be so bad. It could be such a badly done thing. He's just like, ah, just a superhero on on top of me just jacking off to the city

and this come is just love breaking building so funny so funny no from one little moment for me like this is for me that what I love how how callous they are in the show yeah it's like you know I didn't see the last season so I don't know no this is like a party whatever's happening and then Homelander comes and there's a guy who's like this big. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy. And he's like, oh, you don't know what happened then. What? Homelander just.

Oh yeah, yeah, cause I didn't see it? No, nevermind. I saw the second season. Oh, remember when Homelander comes to the party? Yeah. And the guy's like, help me! And Homelander just doesn't even see him. He just steps on him.

Yeah. He just steps on him and he dies. Okay, and that's in the fourth season? No, no, no, no. That's in that second season. So then why'd you say I don't know it? Well, because I thought you would remember that part. The little guy is like... I remember. Yeah, it's hilarious.

I love that kind of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all good. Like this guy is just like, he's just like, you know, somebody help me. He don't give a fuck. He kills him. He just comes, poof. He don't give a fuck. Absolute power. What somebody would do with absolute power. That's what I'm saying. And in this season, in this season, he kills someone in this season in a way that you just go That's what you, what I love about this show is like that's what you want to see. Like if you're gonna have any kind of dark thoughts and you're like, man if I were Superman, if I had that kind of strength,

how would I, what was the worst way to kill someone? He does it in this show I can't wait to watch this last season. I'm gonna watch it Yeah, I can't wait either I'm presumed innocent. I can't wait to stop watching house of fucking cock-sucking dragons and turn on fucking season four boys Dude, didn't you see what happened at the end? Oh, dude Chaos chaos You're an idiot. No, cuz why would it say fuck off with the analysis? Chaos. Chaos. That was making her uncomfortable. Oh yeah! Anyways, what we got Nick? Check out these sea lions attacking these people.

Ick figured it out! I've kicked the fuck out of them kicked are they attacking people. Oh, yeah, bro time. I Don't know. This is the PG 13 attack people. No, he's trying to fuck Yeah, they're in their area well the problem is there's so many fat women here Trying to mate yeah There's so many fat girls at this beach like I'm really like what beach is this Christmas the whole video Chris you would agree with me on this one Chris dude I like your phone dude I was in Santa Barbara we're you just frozen we see you editor zoom in on him what's wrong with the golden hour

Chris is just frozen I was in Santa Barbara with the Tigers travel ball team. They all went to the beach. There's a bunch of seals in the fucking water. And they're like, oh, let's go in the ocean. I'm like, hold on, hold on. Like this one girl he's chasing is like, oh, is that? But I was telling the parents, I'm like, if you see seals, what eats seals?

Glenda! Great whites. The fuck at the ocean? What am I gonna like? Oh, wow. I went gonna like? Oh wow. I went to lunch with a buddy. I don't know if I talked about this on the show or not, I'm losing my mind. But I went to lunch with a buddy.

It was on a rooftop of a hotel and they had a pool. You didn't tell us this. So I walk in and the lady's like, would you guys like to sit? And I'm looking at the pool and I said, I said to her like this, no, no, no, no, no. There are too many people in two-piece bikinis that should be wearing one-pieces.

Right. And I don't wanna see that while I'm eating lunch. Got it. Sure. You said it to her? Yeah, you said it makes me feel sad. I was like, and she's, the lady's like, can I see on her face total agreement?

Yeah, loud. Because it was just like, I was like, who wants to eat lunch? That was disgusting. like and she's the ladies like I see on her face total agreement yeah because it was just like I was like who wants to eat lunch disgusting are you guys getting out soon cuz I'm wondering where to sit or are you gonna stay in the watering hole or you gonna do you mind why you just stay in eat just stay in the water? So I said, can you put it said, like I told my friends, no, no, no. I'm going to sit there with the pool behind you. I want my back to the fat. And it was still bad because it was even worse because then now I have to see

them coming from the, from the elevator. Oh no. You know why I'm sitting this way, right? I was just like, I don't, I would do guys go swimming after. I wouldn't do that. No, no. Oh no. You know why I'm sitting this way, right? I was just like, ugh, I don't, I wouldn't do that. Did you guys go swimming after? I wouldn't do that. No. No. See, that was like, you know. That was a little bit there.

No, no, no. There was something there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because why would you go to a pool party and then I'd enjoy the facilities? It wasn't a pool party, it was just having lunch. I know a guy that particularly, you know, it was like a nice, what it was was the restaurant

on the ground floor was closed, it's usually open, they don't open until four or five, and I was like, damn it. And they were like nice what it was was the restaurant on the ground floor was closed It's usually open it all but till four or five and I was like damn it They were like well, we got a cafe on the top floor I was like, all right, let's go to food usually good at those things It was great. The food was great, but I still was like what the hell you guys talking about, you know That was the story. Thank you I don't need to know that there was a place downstairs that was closed and I went upstairs and you're like it's usually fun And yeah, that's fair. Yeah, you know, you guys are just like. That's fair. Ruin the boys for me again.

Should we make this about you? I didn't ruin it. Wanna see this lady? Oh, dude, I, I, wait. I haven't seen this. Before we even do this, you haven't seen it? No, it's triggering. Why?

Hell yes, triggering. This is, this is, it's, it's, it's, it's so terrible. Does she hit him? I don't wanna to ruin it. Oh, thank you. Ah. I don't want to know. Have you seen it?

Yeah, yeah. Let me see that. Bro, this is just terrible. I was incensed. I was just like, I. It's funny. It's funny. I hate you.

Well, he's clearly crazy, too. Bro, bro, we are dicks, too. Like, it's not funny. This poor guy. Oh, he's scared crazy too This poor guy oh he's scared he looks scared not because he knows All the black people gonna be like this why you don't a white girl a crazy white girl no hold on She has problems dude this is kind of people that fucking me to people correct You know what I mean? This is what the movement turned into these fucking Like oh, we believe believe all women that one yeah

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But what I'm saying is maybe or he rushes through the airport like dudes do and she just fuck the bottom line is no It's not that and they missed their flight the bottom line is I get it. That's frustrating The bottom line is don't don't do that in public. Oh, we would this is the last day. I would see this person Oh a hundred percent. Yeah. Oh, yeah, this would be our last day. Oh, but if I This is the last day I would see this person. Oh, 100 percent. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This would be our last day. Oh, but if I'm at the airport, I'll take the entertainment. You're right. I'm saying that. But this is like this is like not something that just happened.

No, it's not. This happens all the time. She she this is she's going off on him. That's his routine. Yeah. This is like she yells at him or whatever it is like that. So I don't even get it. I don't get it. Cause you can tell he's like, oh here we go. I guess I would go.

No, no, no. He was like, he was more going like, he's embarrassed right now. It's happening in public and he was like, you need to relax. Like it's like he's saying in his mind like, I don't mind, you want to go off, let's go off in private,

but you're doing this at the airport. People are filming us. That's his whole vibe right now. His whole vibe is like, cause I'm sure if they weren't at the airport I'm sure he goes in too but they may belong together well I mean but that's crazy maybe yeah I guess yeah maybe just the way he said that he's looking at her like oh or she's just super like verbally abusive she's and he's just like god dang well that is walks all over if verbally abusive is something that's what that. And he's just like, God dang. She just walks all over. If verbally abusive is something, that's what that is. That's what that looks like.

Yeah, but I'm saying he might be a victim of that where he just gets walked over. And she talks to him all the time. But to Eric's point, that guy may be a fucking raging asshole. We don't know. We don't know what happened. Seems chill to me. But don't do that. He seems awesome to me.

But that also might be the problem. Like, well, what did he do? I'm like, I don't know. He seems chill here. The only evidence we have is she's fucking crazy. No, I know. But what I'm saying though is like, this is the difference. Like, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't what did he do I'm like I don't know he seems chill here the only evidence we have she's fucking crazy no I know but what I'm saying though is like this is the difference like like if if your girl did something yeah just really set you off set you off what I'm saying is if I'm at the airport and you even if you found something my response wouldn't be that my response would be like this, get your bags. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course.

We're gonna head home. Right, right, right, of course. Or like, we'll talk about this in the next one. Or like, yeah, you're gonna get on this fight and I'm gonna get on the next one and I'll see you at home. We'll talk about it. I'm just saying, we react to things differently. What I'm saying, no matter what, it's about the reaction.

The reaction is like yeah what? He's embarrassed Anybody would be embarrassed you embarrassed you sitting there like no that you sure he had to look on his face like no That's no, I guess I would probably walk away But you can't go fuck yourself Go fuck yourself. You're the one who fucked up shut up Mason you did you didn't fuck up today this is a funny concept you did it's funny he's probably trying to avoid eye contact my guess is like he made terrible plans and she was

still talking that we funny plans are so terrible you stupid fuck up don't try to turn this all on me if I did after you pause it for a second can't say something this would be so funny if you put some effort into it yeah like what do you mean like get the lip reading right match it match it is he not matching it? No. What's wrong? He's really close. No, no, no. That's a little off. No, no, no. It looked good to me. He didn't. No, no.

If he put some real effort into this, this would be a funny thing that he could do all the time. That might be what this page is. I would have fucking stayed. I can't get past it. Remember that. Well, that's definitely what she said. That's what she said.

Yeah, that part, but the other one. That's funny. I think she said, what she said. Yeah, that part, but the other one wasn't like that. I think she said, namember, but. Like I'm saying, if the whole thing was like that, this would be great. Okay. That's all I'm saying. That's funny. I have, uh, I don't, no, I don't agree.

And I'll tell you why. That's something that he shouldn't spend that much time on. It might be his thing though. No, but Chris, that's what people do now't spend that much time on. Might be his thing though. No, but Chris, that's what people do now. Yeah, you're right. You are right. You are right. Tony Baker, he became famous for doing the animal video things.

Those things are so funny. Yeah, Cal's been trying it for months. Doing what? Voicelvers and shit. Oh, really? Looking for something to catch. Tony Baker's animal videos. No, those are funny, but those are funny.

Now does he, but that's his voice. So people- Yeah, he's just doing his voice and saying what's happening. Let me see it, I haven't seen it. And just the way he does it. He's funny, man. Is this one?

Yeah, yeah, they're- Anything you've seen, animal, it's gonna be, if it's a video. Born to be a model. Right here, why he was posed like this. Now what in the haberdasheries and hemoglobin is going on here? This is the first thing I'm seeing on a Sunday morning in June, a kangaroo in the R&B album cover pose. The Thriller lean, the El Bolin, the Lionel Richie, the Luther Vandrums.

Who? Who is this kangaroo waiting on? The L. Boling, the Lionel Richie, the Luther Vandross. Who, who is this kangaroo waiting on? Who is he about to back down in this pose? Who, who? Well, I found out the reason. But usually it'll be this other one. It'll be like two animals doing something. Really?

And he'll have like a thing where they're arguing. And he always uses the same names. It's always like Cordell and somebody else. Oh, really? And I love that. So when I see animal shit, I always send the same names. It's always like Cordell Really and I love that this is really so when I see animal shit, I'll always send it to him like yo, man Yeah, do something with this. So he said anyway Those could be like, you know, like Blake Webber Blake Webber does some some funny Tell you whiskers off and sell them on eBay for free, dog. Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.

Your little rat-tail-looking ass will be in the dumpster. Chill out. Come on, man. I'll give you these fresh peps. That's funny. That's funny. What a good idea. There's one, Blake Weber has one where you've

seen like it's like the who? You know Blake Weber? Yeah, he does some funny. So he had the one where the hamster is like, he's singing the water. And this thing is like, you know, girls that say they've never done this before. Oh, wow.

I swear I've never done this. Whoa. Oh, that's funny. That's funny. It's just like those are like. Is any of the one that would do the six nine videos. It's just like, those are like... Isn't he the one that would do the six, nine videos and he would talk like this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying though is like that one there with like the,

I see it being those, that kind of viral thing. Got it, got it, got it. Where your lip was, you know what I mean? Okay, I see what you're saying, yeah. And so I'm saying, and it's just the effort was just not there. Okay. Chin knows what I'm talking about. I totally agree.

Simon Cowell with the fucking, on the internet, dude. It was pitchy. It's a no for me, dog. I'm Paul Abdul. I'm Paul Abdul. I'm like, you know what? It was fine. I totally agree Simon Cowell with the fucking on the internet I'm like, you know what? It was fine That's gonna be a real show what an idol for online creators I want my one we have to do because Chris is back. Well, we have when we go to air one We have to record our one guy. I'm not doing hi. Yes, you are. No, I'm not I'm an air one guy. I pay $45 for salmon I think that would be good if you just go and you Brendan and Eric are doing it and you just

Pay over to be a get the camera fuck away from yeah, and I say one guy Pant over to Chris? Get the camera, fuck away from me. Yeah, and I say, I'm not doing it. You're an Erwan guy. Yeah, I'm not doing it. I like Erwan. And that's why he's an Erwan guy, because he doesn't do that at Erwan. That's too cool. That trend, that trend. Are they still doing it?

Is there longevity with it? We're going to make it. I'm not doing it. Hey. Did you see their music video? We figured something out. I'm not doing it. What? Did you see the music video? We figured something out. I'm not doing it. What? Did you see their music video?

Whose? The Costco guys. Boys. They have a music video with the family. I saw the video. Is it music video? Yeah. It's wild.

Not in a good way. We bring the boom. Oh no, I have not seen this. We bring the boom. And the whole family family gets involved and the boom is their boom scale where they rate food on one to five booms Thank you for that clarification Nick. It's not just some random song You sure you still want to do it if we could do this around the corner past me. Bring the mood, the world, and the earth shakes. We hold a cold cry, and the magic in me.

We hold a cold cry, and the magic in me. We bring the vibe. We vibe in. That's what we do. We bring the mood, the world, and the magic in me.

We hold a cold cry, and the magic in me. We hold a cold cry, and the magic in me. We bring the mood, the world, and the magic in me. That's what we do. I like when the whole family gets involved. Look how awkward their dad is. But I'll tell you, you know why I like this? I'm gonna tell you the wrong reason I like this. Okay. That kid is enjoying himself a lot.

That's great. That is great. You know? He is really enjoying himself. That's a great relationship too. So good for that father. That's great. That's great. You know what I mean? That is absolutely great. This is corny.

That's great. They're very cringey. This is corny. Two's great. They're very cringy. This is corny. Two things. Both can be true. You do corny things for your child. Oh, absolutely. I can't wait to... You know what? What if Calvin was like, Dad, we should be coffee bean guys.

Here comes the boo! On whatever new app. Here comes the boo! That's what I'm saying. 100%. Guaranteed. That's why when I see it, I go, all right. No, no, no, absolutely. You know what it is?

It doesn't look like it's the dad doing it. The dad got drugged into it. That's drugged. Drugged. He drugged his father. Yes, they gave him roofies to do it. Dad do it the boom now. Fucking do it now.

So that's what I like about it. Um, okay yeah, sure yeah. I wonder how they navigate because you know the internet sucks. I bet this little dude's getting lit up. No, people love the Rizzler. He's the man. Oh no, not the fat kid. He can do no wrong. I'm talking about the Costco boys. Who's this?

This is the Rizzler. He got famous off the boom guys. Well and nobody knows his real identity Wow Black Panther doesn't have a mommy. He's a man of his own. He lives alone. Man. That's what it would be like Why not just to save the day Save the day He doesn't like danger. Oh, that's funny What I'm saying though is like that's what it would look like if you can't fit into the superhero suit.

Eric left a comet on there too. No I did not. Oh. No I did not. Oh. Just dead serious? No I did not. How old's Wolf now?

Six months on August 1st. Wow. He better start pumping out the content. Hey dude. Hey. Give him a GoPro. Better get you guys to Costco. Just me holding him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going like this, like clearly he's not doing it, but I'm doing it. That'd be dope. What are you going to do if Calvin's like, like dad, I wanna do it, start a podcast. Then I'm gonna have him do what I did. I'm gonna be like, start a solo one at five years old, go. I know how that goes. Because yesterday I sat him down in front of his mom.

She did something and he literally went like this. To you? Yeah. Give her the look. Just the way he looked at me. That's hilarious. And I was like, in my mind I was like, oh I should do a voiceover of him.

Uh huh. That'd be funny. Man. I spent 14, you know, two weeks in another country. I came back and saw the kids, it's fucking awesome. It was the longest I've ever. Don't they look different? Even if we had what I'm saying,

that was a little longer than two weeks. Talk about crying every day. But how old is, uh, well, uh, he is 15 months now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I know Wow, dude broke. He goes like this He'll just go like this Smash his head on the ground and we're like we have to put pillows everywhere because if there's not he'll just do it on The wood floor. He just likes to do it. Oh, he thinks it's so funny and until he does it on like the fucking door and he's just like This kid oh so you he's teething right he's got teeth. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. All right, so I gave him

Right Rachel had saw this thing. She's giving him peppers. Okay. Yeah So he's like on the thing it's spicy no just like peppers first tea I learned a thing. It's spicy? No, just like bell pepper. Like cold peppers for his teeth? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's supposed to go to bit the pepper. He like bit the pepper off, like, huh. And he's got a piece of pepper in his mouth. Then it's just like panic city right now. He breaks like, ah! And then I gave him the same thing with celery.

I gave him some celery, and so he's like, ah, ah, ah. Oh, he bit it off? Then I know that I look, and he's got a piece of celery in his mouth. He's doing the thing But that's about the age where they start eating real You gotta like no, I don't know what I don't want to give them anything There's nothing scarier to me than the the choking stuff. Oh my god, nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing We start oh and he just now he's also just just like And when he starts, oh and he just now he's also just just like farting. Yeah.

Nice. Like in the morning. So he's like that. He wakes up just, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I really see something to said take a look at what happened They actually did it better than the Secret Service though, yeah How good is that hilarious that great Maybe something to do they need a PlayStation or something over there, huh? Nah, this is great. See, dude, this is how life should be. Oh, first comment. They did better than the Secret Service, yeah.

That's funny. She got fired, huh? Or she resigned today. She should have been just fired. Oh, right away. She was fired. What are we waiting for? And then whoever designed, like,

so you're like this, you're Donald Trump, or you're getting protected by the Secret Service, the person that's 5'4 should not be the one that's in front of like if it was an assassin with real skills the guy would have been like this look at it like yeah Yeah. Just like, fuck. Yeah. So I hurt him. But yeah, just like that, Chris.

What is this bitch doing? Yeah. You know? If they had a GoPro on him, they'd be like, why is the camera shaking? Because he's laughing. How easy it is. So wait, so the this, I was out of the country.

This happened and I don't know what I was going to say. Wild. She just doesn't know shit about anything. She gets lit up. Hasn't visited the site. I was just injecting these clips in my veins. They were just all size Democrats, Republicans. She's just lighting her up and she's like you know what I'm done. How did he fly a drone over the area? Period. Any part of the area. She's a savage. And I would have to go back and check the timeline of when that took place And when the event why didn't you bring the timeline with you today to answer our questions? I don't have all of the answers on the timelines based on the

Investing one. Yeah prepared today Marjorie greener questions I am prepared to answer the questions based on the information And wanted to be able to provide you have a timeline that you do you have a timeline at all from from any of the day? I have a timeline that does not have specifics. That's shocking. That's just a day. Did people laugh? Yeah, that is absolutely unacceptable. She went my bad. That means you are a failure at your job. Oof. Well, the thing too is this lady sitting there, the Secret Service lady, first of all,

she's the fall guy for this, you know what I mean? Well, that's the other thing too. I'm not saying to stop her, but she's the fall guy. So her whole attitude right now is like, listen, she's like, I know in her mind, I know I'm gonna get fired. They're gonna blame this all on me. Let's just get this over with. You don't have a timeline. Yeah, I know in her mind, I know I'm gonna get fired. They're gonna blame this all on me. Let's just get it over with.

Let's just get this over with. You don't have a timeline. Yeah, I don't, yeah. I don't. Next question, next question. I would just be like, guys, I fucked up. Yeah, you have fucked up. What else?

I fucked up? Yeah. I'm so sorry. If I was her, I would have just resigned. She should have just resigned. Why put yourself through that? Like, you know you don't have all the answers. You know it's like, oh wow.

So many people underneath you, probably have all the answers. You know it's like, oh wow, so many people underneath you. Probably think of the insubordination that was going on with like, you know, people that have been in the Secret Service for a long time who have that feeling of like, I don't want to deal with women or whatever. There's people like that. So she should have just been like, eh, yeah, I quit. Speaking of that, I'll be in San Diego this weekend.

And Memphis, Tennessee, Dallas, Texas, Wichita, Kansas, Oxnard, California, and McAllen, Texas, bunch of different dates. Go to chrisalea.com. Thank you very much. Flappers, July 31st, come check me out. Just might be me and a few people. And then also, oh my God, I just booked Oxnard,

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