The Golden Hour - Beside Myself | The Golden Hour PATREON #39 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

The guys talk celebs that fly their own helicopters and planes, the crazy billionaire that's planning to visit the Titanic, recent shark attacks, the murderer on Kill Tony, shady cops, all new live call-ins including a guy catching a DoorDash driver peeing on a his neighbor's door, favorite food delivery apps and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour You know what? I am already beside myself. I know, dude. Dude, the LAPD go, it's tough because... It's not tough, dude. Listen to this. They go, because the wall is down, you didnAPD go, it's tough because- It's not tough, dude. Listen to this.

They go, because the wall is down and you didn't fix it, then that's public property. But how is that true? So you have to give her an eviction notice. But there's zoning, though. I know. I don't know how it works. They go, you got to give her an eviction notice. And she goes, but it's on my property.

He goes, correct. He goes, so you can try to get her to leave if you want to use mace or if you want to use fist pull. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Give me the mace. Yeah, I was like, I'll do it for her. Yeah. But I guess the cop was like, be careful, though, because they're super uber aggressive because they're on meth.

So they're really strong. Give me a sword and some mace. Give me an ax and I'll figure it out. That's me. Yeah. I do that one, you know? And they go. Yeah, dude. I do that one, you know? And they go. Yeah, dude.

Isn't that wild? I'm a squad on your property. I get a boom box and I play it so loud, dude. I thought about that. Waco style. Nah, bro. Well, that's the thing, though. They're homeless.

So it's like. It's like what? You're the problem. No. You're the problem. I. You're the problem. I'm not the problem, dude. You know what? I don't like their call.

I'm homeless. They're without a home. Piece of shit. But think about if somebody did it, a random guy, not homeless. You would kick the living shit out of them, period. Homeless, you're like, all right. Oh, because you don't want to get the black plague if they bite you. Right?

You don't want to get fucking polio if they somehow scratch you with their dirty nails. You know what's funny is that you don't have to be homeless to take advantage of those laws. You could just go squat somewhere and be fucking rich as shit. Oh, it's the new thing. Oh, then move me. Oh, it's the new thing oh then move me oh it's the new thing so in the hollywood hills there's uh kids and like you know bad people where they'll rent the home for their parties and then they just stay there and they're like well no this is our house and then you have to hire lawyers to figure this law bro that's the weirdest law that's

california new york i know i know i had a um a renter in my house You know, I was doing whatever it is What do you call it? Upgrades? No, but what do you It's a very simple word Anyway, it doesn't matter But I had a tenant in my house And they couldn't pay one month

And they were like, oh, we have the money But it's coming over from overseas and shit. And I'm like, oh, okay. As soon as you hear overseas, you're not getting your money. Right.

You know what I say? Cool. Juice is running. The next, uh, month we didn't get it and they owed me money and I,

you know, we took, we said, all right, you guys got to leave and they left. Oh, they did leave?

Thank God. Because they didn't say no. Oh, no, I know. I know. But they left. god yeah the the renter like writes fuck so bro it's so weird it makes no sense yeah that's money like if you call

the cops it's pretty simple i'd be like well hold on it's pretty simple it's my house they're sitting in it they're not paying yeah i want them to leave so this is california new york what other uh any other ones and so and any blue state but like in in texas if this happens you'll get shot you shoot them yeah yes it's crazy that's crazy the way it should work i'm not saying it shouldn't work like that it's just wild that it's so different and it's still america you gotta be careful too like in california i don't know new york but cal California too. Let's say someone broke in your house tonight. I know. Someone breaks in your house.

Yeah. And you're like, get the fuck out. And he's like taking stuff. Yeah. And he's running away. Yeah, I know that. Or he's going to a different room.

He's shooting in the back. You're liable for murder. I know that. I know that. You have to prove that he was like risking your life or your family. I know that. Anybody.

I've seen so many crime shows. Yeah, I'm murdering anyone who comes in my house. Oh, dude. So easy. I don't give a fuck. Run away. I'll tell my wife, scratch my house. Have I seen so many crime shows? Yeah, I'm murdering anyone who comes to my house. Oh, dude, so easy. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Run away. I'll tell my wife, scratch my neck. Here I come.

Scratch my neck. We'll just say, oh, cameras were down. I shot him in the face. Cameras cannot be down. I don't care. You want to protect your family. Yeah, but if he's like running away,

if you scare him, he's running away and you were to kill him and then use that, the problem is then your kids grow up without a dad right yeah 12 years sure i i get that don't fart like that fart it out there patreon um i feel like um you know there's a guy that broke into anthony smith's house the usd fighter he had like wrestling yeah pedigree in high school the guy who broke in?

Yeah. But he's a smaller guy and Anthony Smith, he's like in his undies and he has like, I think four daughters. He's like, oh, I'm gonna beat the fuck

out of this guy, which rightfully so. He goes, dude, I hit this guy with knees, elbows, because he's on meth. He's like, nothing worked.

He just kept coming. He got a mountain, it was like an elbow and the guy's like, whoa. And then it like traumatized Anthony Smith. He was in the middle of the fight and he was yelling at his opponent. He's like, whoa. And then it traumatized Anthony Smith. He was in the middle of the fight, and he was yelling at his opponent.

He's like, you attacked my family. You attacked my family. What? It was really weird. You know about that? Oh, yeah. You know what, dude? What's going on?

This is a, the more you you know aren't you glad you came what he's all what he goes what my man big dog big dog be cool what is this is the party house that they run by squat yeah this clip is really funny problem house on the border of beverly hills and bel air is complicated eyewitness news reporter josh haskell it's not complicated condoms and drug paraphernalia litter beverly growth it takes a really weird twist outside a party house located on the border

of Beverly Hills and Bel Air. Neighbors tell Eyewitness News squatters have been living here for a few months throwing wild parties that they advertise and charge admission for. The squatters even claimed they were raising money for the victims of the October 7th Hamas attack. They're showing up at two and three in the morning

with loud cars, motorcycles, Ubers. They're parking everywhere. They block the streets. the streets emergency vehicle needs to get there they can't there is a roaming pit bull with children around there are people drunk and stoned wobbling walking in and out and then driving the canyons does someone need to be killed before the police will do something the lapd has been to the home numerous times but the ownership status is complicated it was owned by disgraced dr munir ueda who fled the united states and is running before the police will do something. The LAPD has been to the home numerous times, but the ownership status is complicated. It was owned by disgraced Dr. Munir Uweda, who fled the United States

and is reportedly living in Lebanon after he was accused of playing a role in the murder of 21-year-old model Juliana Redding, who he had dated. Uweda has also been linked to an insurance fraud scheme. The company MDRCA Properties LLC is currently listed as the owner, but they filed for bankruptcy last year.

The home is now for sale for $4.5 million. Okay, it's complicated. Hold on. Super complicated. The owners who live here have their driver's licenses registered to this home, which has slowed the eviction process. That guy looks like a toddler. And that they were able to sign a lease for a year for $25,000, which on its face is just

ridiculous, right? You don't rent that kind of house for that. It should be $25,000 a month. We actually got a copy of the lease, and the names on the lease, both as a lessor and lessee, are fictitious. Fran Solomon owns the house next door, which she is currently renting out. They're in this situation where they're hiring an armed security guard to protect them and their family.

That's how concerned our tenant is for their safety. In Beverly Hills, Josh Haskell, ABC7 Eyewitness News. Hey, super complicated. My God. Those squatters really did their research. My God. They're just like, I've got a house, guys.

Dude, this is... Yeah. Is shit weirder this episode than usual? Because this is odd. This is my life, baby I'm just like so fucking I like all this shit I'm going to be driving home just like this

Yeah, man You know? You need a homie, Westman You're like, nah, I did a show just with Brendan, man It was all about murder and fucking squatters Babe, if you heard Yeah You know about the party squad house?

This is all day You know Drew Carey's ex-fiancee? You know this guy pissed on the guys You know Great the party squad house? She's all day. You know Drew Carey's ex-fiancee? You know this guy pissed on the guys on the door? You know Great Whites don't, we've never seen a mate before? Yeah, yeah. She's like,

who the fuck were you hanging out with? So much footage of Great Whites. Never seen Great Whites with a mate. Never seen me give birth. What are they doing? Babe, you know we know more about space than the ocean? Isn't that fucking wild?

She's like, no more hanging out with Brendan. He drops too much fucking facts on your ass if she said baby you can't hang out with brendan anymore he drops too many facts on your ass i would jump off of a building if she talked like me just the whole thing i would jump off a building. If that would be the reason why I can't hang out with you, I'm just all of it. I would just skydive off a fucking building with no chute.

I know what I'm doing, sweetie. I'll take the stairs up. You know what I mean? Take a long time to think about it. Still do it when I get to the top. Yep, this was the right decision. I go and jump. I feel good about this decision.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you.