The Golden Hour - Best of KATS 2021

Episode Date: December 31, 2021

Relive some of the best moments from the last year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's up, Cats fam, buzz, buzz, gang, gang, happy holidays. Today is the best of. 2021 was a big year for King of the Sting. A lot of changes, a lot of great times. We brought on Eric Griffin, Stevie. Of course, Theo's bounced around here, but he's still part of the crew. You know this, the Rat King. And yeah, man, it's been a great year. We're doing the best of. Eric's sick, so he been a great year. We're doing the best of. Eric's sick, so he wanted to Zoom in. We're not doing that. Stevie has pink eye from a girl

farting in his face. Theo's in Nashville dealing with the demons in the closet. Here we are. You got your boy here doing the intro. You're getting the best of, man. I know I speak for Theo, Eric, Stevie, Nick, Chin, and myself that we can't thank

you guys enough 2021 was a great year the show's rocking and this show is unique because other podcasts they don't depend on the audience for submission and stuff like that it's like a basically a mini tv show it's the most produced podcast out there so we depend on you guys submissions and so keep sending those in man and you'll see in the best of the submissions made the show the fans made the freaking show so keep sending them in and where can they send them in nick uh king of the sting at gmail.com yeah the flaunt my aunts the debate clubs the king of the sting king of their sting it's uh keep sending them in because the better they are, the better show is going to be.

The better the show, man. So enjoy the best of 2021, King and the Sting. Again, we can't thank you guys enough. From Theo, Stevie, Eric, Chan, and Nick, and myself, we love you guys. Thanks so much. A few housekeeping notes. This freaking Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

bring in the new year with your thick friend here. Bring in 2022 with the thick crew. I'm in Fort Lauderdale, Saturday. Bring in the new year with your thick friend here. Bring in 2022 with the thick crew. I'm in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Dania Improv, Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Go get your tickets right now. That's Thursday while you guys are listening to this at night. Show will be over, whatever. Get tickets on Friday and Saturday.

And then what else I got for you guys is next Wednesday at the Hollywood Improv. One night, one show only. 8 p.m. at the Hollywood Improv in L night, one show only. 8 p.m. at the Hollywood Improv in L.A. That's at 8 p.m. It's Shob and Friends. I got a very special guest showing up for that show, so go get tickets. That

bad boy's about sold out. And then Rally North Carolina is also in January, so get your tickets for that. Enjoy the best of King of the Sting 2021. Here it is right now. Not yet. You've got a fast car. Is it fast enough so we can fly away? You've got to make a decision. Leave tonight and live, die this way. Now the chorus is coming.

Here it is right here. And the screen went blank. So remember. Okay, you're done. Okay. All right, all right, I'm done. You sound like a burn victim trying to give driving directions to someone. Take a ride up here, my friend.

Get out of the car. Dude, be nice, man. Take a ride at the convenience store. Just put me in the back of the car. Sorry, bro. I'm just saying, you sound like somebody with severe burns. I'm sorry. Like who's in a full body cast like playing?

Take a look at the Take a ride take it because you're a burn victim Because of the burns you can't move you is like You're out of gas for me to pick down. Oh, yeah Get some gas. Dude, stop doing that pose. I can't help it. Dude, that's traditional burn victim pose.

Don't do that anymore. My bad, man. I'm sorry. Don't do that. Oh, thankfully. Actually, that was all a ruse just to let the dog escape. Oh, here we go. Metallica, enter Sandman. Oh, there you go. Thereica, enter Sandman. Oh, there you go.

There you go. Enter Sandman. That's how I felt when I joined this podcast, dude. Let's go, B. Chin, get your fucking energy up. I'm trying. I'm trying. Chin's 50 years old on Kratom, dude.

He's got energy. Okay. So should I leave it up a little bit for you? There you go, B. Goodom, dude. He's got energy. Okay. So should I leave it? Should I leave it up a little bit for you? There you go, B. Good job, 2C. Let's give 2C

a round of applause. Oh, don't do that now. After you did the burn victim. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't start dying until you get over there.

You're going to be fine. The song makes me want to break stuff. Let's go. Okay. I'll do this, Jim. me want to break stuff. Let's go. This is good, man. I love this. This is fun. Yeah, hell yeah.

This is fun, man. I'm glad I came here today. I'm nervous. You'll be fine, dude. Hold on, I'll catch it you got this get in there how far do I have to go huh just do the course just you beat croco you got it is it loading it's a legendary lead up that's part of this song yeah part of it's a lead up and it's Jim playing the legendary lead up

okay oh there we go. Oh, Chin's rocking out. Chin's on an electric guitar? No, he can fucking thrash is what I think they say. Slay. This is awesome. I wish I had a wig on right now. Say your prayers, little one. Don't forget my son to include everyone. There you go.

I'll tuck you in one way or woman, then keep you free from sin. Till the same man he comes. Sleep with one eye open. Gripping your pillow tight. Exit life. Exit this. Take the night. Yeah.

Take my head off the middle of the land. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. More. Yeah, yeah, yeah. More? Something's wrong. Shut the lock. Here we go.

Good night. They are on the line. They are on Snow White. Bring a board. Stop the fire. Stop the fire. And things that will bite you. Sleep with one eye open.

Gripping your pillow tight. Shut it down. Exit night. Exit this. Exit night. Take my hand. We're off to Never Neverland. Thank you, Dark Confident Good night

Dude Keep touching me dude It's your turn Perfection It's your turn man Keep touching me Thanks dude I will say this it's always more fun when you're here

Okay And I mean that Okay Oh, yeah. Thanks, dude. Oh, man. Stevie, man, I will say this. It's always more fun when you're here. Okay. Jim crashed that thing. And I mean that, man. Killed it. Okay. Now, if you don't like it, you can pick another one. I got extreme more than words. Oh, perfect.

That's Metallica 2? Is that Metallica 2? No, that's extreme. Oh, perfect. Hey, you can't look at the other ones. We might have to do round two. What are you doing? Brendan cheated.

No, no. He picked the one. No, no. He picked the one he picked, Brendan. There you go. Yeah, this is a perfect one for Theo. Is it? Oh, yeah. I don't know. It's an old school, but that's a super popular song.

I'd have to hear it. This is a good one. Don't be nervous, Theo. Hold on. Can you hear it? Oh, I know this song. Oh, yeah. I love this band, man. Shout out to my boy Nino Betancourt, too, man,, I know this song. Oh, yeah, I love this band, man. Shout out to my boy Nino Betancourt, too, man, who was in this band.

You would have to do the standard tune, though. Oh, this is Lurks, right? It's a good song. This is Lurks? Yeah. All right, so don't even... Oh, you know it. You got it.

Because it's in a different tune. Oh, okay. Yeah, just do it in like a C flat. Okay. Oh, I can't wait for this. This song is gay. Dude. I'm sorry.

Huh? What? It's a good song. Dude, the women love this song. Say YAG, dude. Is that a gag? Yeah, you're right. This shit's YAG.

Will you start over? Sorry. It's okay. So it doesn't help you at all to start with the sound? No. So literally, if they could just see the lyrics i think theo would know when to come in yeah right yeah good luck being the enter sandman when you come in i'll press play because we're right at the

beginning saying i love you is not the words i want to hear from you It's not that I want you not to say But if you only knew How easy it would be To show me how you feel more than words is all you

have to do then you wouldn't have to say that you love me When he sings, he turns to Asia. It's strange. He's always been like this. No.

What would you do If my heart was torn in two, more than words to show you, feel your love is real for me. What would you say if I took those words away? Then you couldn't make things new. Here's my saying, I love you. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, more than words. More than words. More than words.

More than words. More than words. We love you at the casino. Yeah! At the casino. My heart's a million miles an hour. I see everything. I feel like one of those monkeys with the big eyes. That's what I feel like.

I want to attack you right now, dude. It's so weird. Did you bring any for the boys or what? No, don't take it. Do not fucking take it, bro. I don't need any of that. or no don't take it do not fucking take it bro i don't need any you don't you definitely don't need that okay yeah i'll see you snorting on the side of the highway in a week don't do it man i seriously think there's meth in that thing yeah it's scary

out there gummy candy it's called that's not baiting for children and it also says psychotic across the middle of it what are you guys trying to do it says energy focus pumps psycho dude i was in there like i'm so excited and just fucking i couldn't stop dude i thought y'all were just trying to go to the gym dude i'm trying it's a thick boy summer man i'm trying to get in shape by any means necessary but that's where i draw the line but didn't you weren't you already doing fitness like do you need this man's stuff how do you know this man he's my buddy is he and he was just like hey this is what i use you take a bunch of coffee and other shit why you can't why not take this and i looked at the label and said do not take

seven hours before we go into bed and also don't take more than one scoop well i did two scoops because i thought i'm so caffeinated all the time this isn't going to do anything wrong Brendan wrong oh two scoops it was almost like an x-ray I could see through people in the gym dude it was sick really yeah ooh two scoops two scoops Shawb they're going to call you call me scoops

at your funeral what would you guys say at Brendan's funeral you think let's get a couple of words from everybody yeah if I keep this up you're going to be ready well I want to be prepared right now i want to get a little prepared so you're not shocked even though you're gonna be g-o-n-e that's gone yeah what do you think chin what would you say if you had to say a couple words at bees drop uh we were buddies right not not friends buddies it was great to be his buddy and also now that he's gone and my family's even like damn fuck chin after all

Brendan you called me that you call me he's been listening to you for frickin almost six years and also now that Brendan's gone basically 99.9% of my career is over so anyone he's going to start networking. So anybody who needs a really good engineer, producer, let me know, man. So bring business cards to the funeral. I've DM'd everyone at this funeral. It's insane.

Nick, what do you think, man? Okay, Christian, let's get something from Christian, man. From the little ribeye right there. Little meat sock or whatever. I don't really know. I'd say I've known Brendan for about a month and a half. It was a great month and a half. And I'd probably maybe post an Instagram story from the fighter and the kid's account.

Like me next to Brendan's coffin or something. Or RIP to the fighter. I love you, Christian. I don't know if you're speaking at my funeral. What do you mean? These are some of the people that are closest to you, dude. This is how it's going to go. Nick's got a few words he wants to say.

Dude, this is dark. Huh? Hey, man, I just used some pre-workout stuff. I'll be all right, bro. Will you, bucko? Have you met yet? Okay. Dude, you couldn't look any more like the rat king from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, I didn't get to speak at the funeral. You didn't either, Nick. Oh, right. Yeah, I didn't look any more like the rat king from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah. Well, I didn't get to speak at the funeral. You didn't either, Nick. Oh, right. Yeah, I didn't like that. Well, it's almost over. Nick?

So I have a gambling problem. And when you gamble, one thing you like is parlays. And if there's one thing Brendan could do, it was parlay his career into the next big step. Oh, this is nice. Now, finally, someone says is nice. Now finally someone says I'm nice. He was an athlete, football player, to UFC fighter, to podcaster, to stand-up, to mentor.

The man has a big house, big car. Thought I heard mentor. Big dick. But even a bigger heart. Oh, this is nice, man. And that's on the spot, dude. And those last couple of raises he gave me were really welcome.

See? God bless him. Wow. Stand ovation for my mom crying. Finally. Ladies and gentlemen, it's good to be here closing out the show for Brendan. One of my fans backs and go, you suck!

That's fine, dude. You were mean to him! It's Jay. Look, I'm just happy to be here. My mom. You suck! I'm just happy to be here with my new child, Boston. And my son, Chin.

He just takes over. Thanks, Chin. He's dance over. Thanks, Dad. Brandon, you'll be missed, man. And we know you'll be up at the big, you know, we'll see you in the big octagon in the sky, Big Daddy. You know? We know we'll see you up there just high on pre-workout. Just panhandling by the interstates of the lord my brother and you will be missed baby but not forgotten i'm getting a huge tattoo

of uh of your son boston on my back okay this is so dark and it's gonna have him with a little mexican flag and it's gonna say these colors don't run. These colors don't run, amigo. And I'm also going to sell an NFT of me walking up that muddy hill at your funeral. But, man, you're one of

the hardest working guys I know and you were loved and you will be missed. This is so dark. Fucking give us the apology line shit, Nick. We caught you and Theo on cam talking before the show. And then you admit you've been dating someone? Yeah, just friends. Unreal.

You son of a bitch. I'm blowing his fucking mind right now. I'm blowing his fucking mind. Oh my God. See how things work out? See how I low-balled y'all? You think I was some peasant off the street? Who couldn't fucking get girls? You told me! Fuck you!

I got so much pussy in the weekend, I could have a little baby on the way! I could have a little baby on the way! Fuck you guys, okay? Fuck you guys. I got girls. I got a girl. I got a fucking girl. Stevie!

Where's that energy? We need to delete. The energy. He honeydicked us. No, before the show, he accosted me about this information. That's new to me. I was in the bathroom. I got here late. I see that. I'm disappointed. I didn't know you guys were filming that.

We're always filming. It's okay. I'm glad we caught that. But I was just trying to help you find a girl. I wasn't trying to like... Think about the girls last week who submitted videos and now they're seeing this like, oh, he's a fucking pussy hound. He's a son of a gun. You have a hickey on your neck dude you guys are fucking slicksters we're good aren't we fuck yeah how am i gonna come back from that you tell us how the fuck am i gonna come back my friend my friend we put our neck like fucking like i'm like hugh hefner right there well that's what you said. I know, but I didn't think you guys were filming it.

We're always filming, Daddy. Unreal. How disappointed are you, Theo? I didn't expect this. This move, this curveball. You know what? Maybe I was pulling your leg. That hickey begs the differ on your neck.

I was pulling your leg. Show the camera that hickey. Because I was differ on your neck i was showing the camera that hickey because i was so hurt because i was getting low balled and you know it was like a make-a-wish foundation and i just kind of concocted this story low ball uh i concocted the story of i thought you were getting no ball dude i thought we were trying to i just this is very deceptive what you guys that was crazy you guys did that no you did what do you mean i did that i didn't think y'all were filming it was just between me and theo i wasn't filming nick was filming first of all and i did think it was just between us yeah i did it you didn't where

were you i was i was wow he was working at the valet stand where do you think he was dude in that jacket yeah okay unbelievable valeting his own cars. Unbelievable. That's how much money Brendan has. He just valets his own cars. Correct. He literally pulls up at his house, puts on the jacket, gets out, and hands the keys to himself. Yeah, dude. That's the level I'm at.

But what I'm saying- You have a hickey on your neck, Bubba. My thing is this, dude. Here's what I thought. I didn't think we were- I thought we were trying to help you find a decent gown. Hey, this happened just recently guys it's not like every week i have a date you know i did a little research really i was i was hype

i was hyping it up okay i'm normally a lonely guy okay sound like a playboy but uh your handler i just got lucky recently i met a real nice cute girl and that's all i made it let's go back to that footage it seemed a little like you were shoving that in our face. No, but that wasn't supposed to be shown and I apologize for being that braggadocious about it and everything. God, that

hurts me, man. Just watching. I'm so sorry, guys. See, I'm blowing his fucking mind right now. I'm blowing his fucking mind. Oh my god. See how things work out? See how I lowballed y'all? You think I was some peasant off the street

who couldn't fucking get girls? Fuck you, man! Fuck you! I got so much pussy in the weekend, I could have a little baby on the way! Fuck you guys! I could have a little baby on the way i just that's you guys okay i can have a little baby on the way i really need to take care of that baby no i was i was out of pocket i was really

hyping it up it wasn't even like that who is gonna take care of that baby dude there is no baby comrade harris gonna take care of that baby, dude? Joe Biden? There is no baby. Kamala Harris is going to take care of that kid of yours? What is going on? That's going to be a government-funded thing. And I'm really usually not that confident. Just hear me out. I didn't realize you guys were capturing that. And I apologize.

So, you know, reality kind of set in. You know what the reality is? What's on your neck, Bubba? It's just, you know, this is a a wrestling, like me and Jeremiah were wrestling. I'm not buying that. Wrestling with each other's mouths? Because I talked to your handler out there, and he said you flew a little Philly dove down that you met on Instagram. She's from Washington.

Stayed the night with you a couple nights. What did you just say? First of all, Greg is his handler's name. Craig. It's Craig? Yeah. Greg with a C. My boy Craig out there said you flew this little Philly dove down from Washington.

You met on Instagram. I don't know what you're talking about, man. Really? I don't know where you're getting your information. Let's see what Craig has to say. I apologize for that behavior. I apologize for that behavior right there. Put Craig on the mic.

I apologize for that behavior. Get big Craig out there. Let's see if he's been driving around. Oh, geez, Craig. This is the moment of truth. Greg, be real with us. Where's this hickey come from, my man? I mean, Steve told me it was from wrestling.

He's a good friend. I'm saying. He's a good friend because he told me it was from wrestling. Something else. Me and Jeremiah, we tussled a little bit on our last episode off camera. We got a little bit too physical, and that's how I got this map burn. Yeah, it's a map burn. It is? let me see so i know my way around a map that's a hickey bubba no this is a little young philly dove sucking on your neck no that's not what it is and uh i apologize let's take that

first part out and uh i apologize i was being a little braggadocious yeah but we but i don't understand what really happened i and i'm not trying to put you on the spot i i don't i want you to know that we legitimately were just trying to get you a date i appreciate it and like this yeah um and what theo said this morning man i hope we find love for stevie that's really sweet of you and i really appreciate that really you said that yeah he called me he goes man i i'm stressed are you way so stressed dude shows stand shows, stand-up, TV. He goes, nah, hopefully find love for Stevie. And then I see that.

Oh, that's so nice of you. Yeah. And so that was uncalled for. I've had those girls, Mandy, Amanda, Margaret. They've just been all week. Like, has he made a decision? Has he made a decision? Do I get to know?

See, now you guys are making it worse on me. You're playing with love. You're playing with people's heart. It really is not love because I know there's entertainment value in all this as well. So maybe, I don't know.

I don't know. Right, so sometimes maybe you're hyping it up. Yeah, I don't know if it comes from a pure place. Maybe they just want to get a little, you know, low shine.

I mean, listen, we like entertainment but we also want you to find love. I appreciate it, guys. As entertaining as this is, hopefully the girl from Montana. What about the ladies? What do we say to the ladies?

Are you interested in one of the dates or do you think you're not going to do it right now? Just give me some time to think about it because it's all hitting me all at once. Got a week. It's like a tidal wave. You know what I mean? That's true. And we could have come on a little strong. I apologize for my behavior.

No, don't apologize. We could have come on a little strong, man. Yeah. No, no, it's fine. And you came from a good place as well. Well, we don't want you to feel like you're peasant either i can't get pussy as you said i like that was uncalled for again let's play one more time i just want to make sure we yeah i just want to recap exactly

and is that definitely stevie that looks like him pointing to the hickey See, I'm blowing his fucking mind right now. I'm blowing his fucking mind. Oh my God. See how things work out? See how I low-balled y'all? You think I was some peasant off the street who couldn't fucking get girls? Fuck you, man.

Fuck you. I got so much pussy in the weekend, I could have a little baby on the way. So fuck you guys, okay? I love you, Steve. This is making me like you more. This is making me like you more. No, I love you, man.

Can I speak on my behalf? This is like a BLM after party, dude. This shit is crazy. Can I speak on my behalf? That was uncalled for. That's really not me, guys. Sure. That's really not me.

We've all been there, Steve. We've all been there after a couple grams of blow. I'm proud of you, man. I'm glad you got a girl to suck on your neck no it wasn't it wasn't that like that was just i kind of over exaggerated as well like me and jeremiah got into a load tussle and uh yeah and then that's how i got the mark on my neck well jeremiah sounds like a real dime i'll say that dude i will say that let's take a little break while you guys are enjoying the best of. It was a crazy year, man.

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Is that post Malone? It's been a journey. It's great. June 1st. I started this. Eric. Four 51. Bro.

Ever since then with Brendan's inspiration and the rest of the crew, I've freaking been kicking ass, trying my best to at least. If I can. Today is the day. Let's see what this says. Here you go. Two-sixty. He started out with three.

What was he? 451. Holy shit. Good for him. Okay, here's the issue. There ain't no issue. That's progress. Toenails hanging.

260. There you go. That's 190 pounds down. Hell yeah, dude. Can we get you some, Steve? You got it. He lost it. 260.

Of course. That's right. 260? Of course. I challenge that little disgusting, greasy, steamy, freaking weed. I'm coming. You have a rock hard way. I'm going to be there.

I'm going to hit you with a little something, something. You ain't even going to understand. Damn, he has wrestling mats and shit? I'm going to see you soon, Bubba Give it to him, dog. I feel like you were ducking me. Oh, shit.

He gets the J's on. What's up, brother? You look great, man. Congrats, dog. A lot of hard work, man. Looking great, brother. That's fucking great, dude. When'd you get in? I got in yesterday about 8 in the morning.

Nick, you son of a bitch. Looking good, man. How you feeling, feeling man i'm feeling beautiful literally how are you doing it like how did you keto kid baby okay so what is keto uh no carbs no sugar yeah protein fat how do you not eat sugar though like honestly you try really yeah you really gotta you really gotta dial isn't it about like i'm not eating more like like the you know they say more sugar because like does that mean no fruit yeah for yeah for

i just don't do fruit at all because obviously i got the bmi surgery so my tummy's real tiny what's the bmi what is that so that's when they take out a majority of your stomach and they just make your stomach real small and they take out the part of your stomach that produces the uh i'm hungry hormone yeah so it's like a hormonal surgery as well damn it's done wonders for you man you feel good i feel great i mean most people aren't as you know young and energetic as me willing to kick ass like this i've literally been working out six days a week i've been i haven't cheated at all good for you man like i like i know you don't try but brendan you have literally just by being you and the human you are inspired me into really shaping like

who i become as an adult and as a man like i don't I don't have a lot of male role models in my life. You're a badass, brother. Thank you. Do you find that this is the hardest part now? Like so you lost 190 pounds. Yeah. When you look back on it, you go like, okay, you lost that. Now this is the part where it's like how do you go from this part to the next part?

Is that the challenge you're feeling right now? It is a challenge because this is obviously a brand new body and i still want to get a little lower i'm still trying to kick ass i'm i'm thinking 230s sounds really nice because i see like tom segura he looks great at 230 he lost a lot of weight but on top of that i have to put muscle into this freaking yeah yeah yeah that's the it's like the challenge to me it becomes like it's like there's one thing to lose weight and then there's another thing to work on your physique yeah like those are two different things right very different 100 yeah so it's like

so then it's like now you're in that process of like trying to figure out okay so i know how to lose weight but how do i you know yeah like because there's gonna have to be a time really soon that i adjust to more proteins and trying to pack on more muscle with the muscle and start filling the body up how'd you discover uh theo brendan to begin with um like most young lost 16 year olds i watched the joe rogan podcast how old are you i'm 22 now oh wow yeah so i lost soul yeah yeah you ever tried dmt he's the male oprah dog yes literally you get some dmt everybody gets out jamie look that up but uh yeah it started with that and obviously the fight companions which brought, which brought Brendan and Brian Moore into it. And then when I saw that, I was like, there's more than Joe Rogan podcasts?

Because, you know. Yeah, there's Riffin with Griffin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Woo, woo, woo. Thank you. There we go. Love this guy.

This guy's great. But then I got really into the fighter and the kid and you know i don't know if you guys heard but there was like something happened one of the guests had to leave for a while so brendan was in time stamp that yeah yeah he was brendan was going through a lot in life and that's when he brought like mike Catherwood on and when I saw Brendan and Mike together and they got straight into fitness talking to him about it I was like oh like the people I love and look up to and admire like they're going through the same they want to Brett Brendan was 271 he wanted to

write it on his hands so he didn't forget. Yep. Shit. Yep. You ready? Oh, shit. You ready? Yeah. Are you ready? Yes, sir. Let's get it on. You got it, sir. Oh, look at Stevie. Stevie still gots it.

Stevie still gots it. Stevie still gots it. Careful, careful, careful. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stevie, ah! Ah! Ah! Stevie! Ah! Wait! Let's go, Stevie. CIF champ over here. You still got it. You still got it. That was a pretender series. You told me you'd fuck Bobby, huh?

But I've gotta be honest with you, I'm fucking looking and I'm like... I'm like, yeah! I get that short fat thing. Could you... Listen, if this is... I get that short fat could you listen if I got that stevie blue eyes You'd be making a second appearance in a row on the show mine's got mine's coming On the video though they like roll it in soy sauce or something.

Yeah, you can dip it in different sauces. We have soy sauce. There's soy sauce. Nick's got soy sauce. Are you gonna bite this? I don't know. Is it safe to bite? Are we gonna get sick?

They bit it. Will you get a form of COVID? I don't know that I would do, if I didn't have to go shoot for 12 hours, I'd do it. Are you getting a little nibble? I don't know if I could do it. I would wipe it. You would wipe it?

Yeah, the outside. Just wipe it. Just let it clean. It was washed off with the Sonny wash. I mean, what would you do? You're going down on a guy and he pulls this out. Like, Jeff, like, I'm not talking about a big penis. I'm talking about this.

This is what he has. He's either an ally or very racist. And he has a Homer Simpson tattoo. So what's this? Is that its egg? I don't want to bite the top. I don't know. Yo, that is turning me on more, though.

Look at that. See that? The shape of that? Yes. Look at that. Is that its ass? Hi, honey. No one's being forced to do anything they don't want to do,

do whatever you're comfortable with yeah i would do it i would do it but i just feel like i'm gonna i'll take a bite if you i'm not gonna take a bite i'm gonna get if i i'm you don't have to swallow i'm gonna brendan you know you know that's why it went to my mouth that's why brendan come on dude what is this little league um all right we i don't even know where to begin to bite it though well it depends what you want I swallowed it. Brendan, come on, dude. What is this, Little League? All right. I don't even know where to begin to bite it, though. Well, it depends what you want to do. Does someone want to step up for Chris?

I'm allergic to shellfish. Kat, do you want to do this? Just have a bite. I'll bite if you bite it. Okay, go ahead. Chin? Of course I'll step up. Let him take count. Where do we bite it?

In the beginning? In the beginning. I'm sorry. In the front we bite it? Yeah. In the front or sides, whatever you're comfortable with. Have you done it before, Chin? Never.

You've never eaten this? But I watched it on YouTube with everyone else. You watched it? So wherever it is, okay. So Kat, how should they eat it? I usually have it sliced. I don't even know. This is uncharted territory for me.

The videos, you just kinda, they just swap. If you don't bite that ding-a-ling already. It's like bang bros. You do, man. I'll eat it. You do, man. That's what she says. Yeah.

Listen. Yeah. A lot of you people out there are trying to be fake woke with your hashtags, but I'm the real Chrissy D. Stop the Asian hate. Oh my God. It got me! Oh, God. Oh, God. I didn't feel that coming. It got me.

You never see it coming. So no one's gonna swallow? Huh? No one's gonna swallow? I feel that coming. It got me. You never see it coming. So no one's going to swallow? Huh? No one's going to swallow? Chin. Are you kidding me? It fucking squirted right down my esophagus.

Is this not, am I not doing enough? Do you not know that I love your community now? I just say to Seacock. What did you buy that? His intro was the best. Stop Asian hate, squirt. Good. Welcome back. I feel really welcomed.

Do you feel welcomed on that, Kat? Chin, do you guys feel good about that? These aren't going to go to waste. We're going to finish them just in case anyone's asking. Yes. Chin's mouth is south. Yeah, we're going to finish these, in case everyone's asking? Yes, yes. Chin's mouth is salivating. Yeah, we're going to finish these, me and Chin.

Chin and I are going to feast. Should we bring in someone live, do a little live debate club? What the fuck? I got to get it out. I can't believe people eat that. Is it that bad? They're not eating it right. Oh my God.

What's up? It's like, you know, when you watch gymnastics and then, like, you know, you hear the person be like, ooh, that was – Yeah. I thought it was pretty good. And I'm like, that looked great. What are you talking about? Like 10. Fucking 10.

Give her 10. But they were like, ah, the technique on the boom, boom, boom. So that's probably what these guys instantly were like. You know what the toughest thing to tell in the Olympics is that when they dive, the Olympic divers, when they do all the flips. I don't get it. It looks fine. It all looks like 10s.

Yeah, it looks fine to me. But they're like, oh. What's that thing? The Filipino guys. You gotta flip a little early. That was hilarious. Show them that. What is it?

The Filipino divers. You gotta show them. Bob sent me this. It's the Filipino team. Are they not very good? Dude, you've got to watch this. You have to watch this. Are they belly flopping shit or what?

They're the worst team. I think it was the worst team in the history of diving. So they might as well have sent the Lee brothers. Easy with the words there, Eric. Easy with the words. Check it out. ...right now in Singapore, and right now the Philippine diving team... ...got started to win diver John... Singapore and right now the Philippine diving team.

Everything got started when diver John. Just back. Ow. Ow. They call him the Splash Brothers. That's commitment. Look at his face. Nobody else's face is like that. No, he do.

Listen, man. Let me tell you something. When he hit that diving board. Look at his brother. Hell yeah. Show them the other one. They give him all zeros. This guy's the best.

They know they're about to eat shit. This is crazy. In his face, he's like, what am I doing here? Why am I here? That's like me jumping the fucking pool man No hide on that They're like come on This is the Bishop Sycamore diving yeah

Back bridge at the end. This is the Bishop Sycamore diving team. Yeah. But that's who the Filipinos sent to represent them, man. These guys are like, we'll try, bro. You got to get these guys on the show. I love these guys. Tell me that's not entertaining. It looks like that's their first time ever diving.

Like they told them when they got there. No, this is their team. No, these guys are trained. That's the best Filipino. This is the best, dude. This is the best. Imagine who finished fifth and didn't get qualified. For real.

That motherfucker broke their head on that. I love they call them the Splash Brothers. Are these the only guys who showed up for trials? It's like they showed up. They missed the first day of practice, but then they started showing up. They missed the diving part, but their tucks and rolls. Yeah, their tucks and rolls. The way they approached the dive was good.

Dude, I bet they went home and were like, Mom, you go to the Olympics. He's like, for what? Which one was first? The first one or the second? No, no, that first guy. First guy's way more good. No, no, listen. He knew when he did this move. Wait, hold up. Can we see it one more time? I need to review it one more time, Nick. Can we see it one more time?

He went up. He was like, I didn't do this right. Yeah, he's like, dang it. Hold on. Let's watch it again, guys. He's like, I didn't do this right. Let, he's like, dang it. Hold on. Let's watch it again, guys. He's like, I didn't do this right. Let's watch it again. I want to see. He's already making the face. The other thing is the divers usually don't strain this hard either in the face. Okay, let's see.

He knew he was going to get hurt. This is the first guy, okay? He's all, ah, fuck. Right here, he knew he didn't do it right. I'm talking about because you look. Wait until they show his face. I know the face is the best part. He knew on the jump.

Right there he is. He's not even in line with the board. Oh, my God. Okay, so that was the first one. That was the first one. Okay, high five. Zeros. Yeah, those are zeros.

He got zeros? Zeros. This guy's a guy of fuck. I mean, are zeros. You got zeros? Zeros. Yes. This guy's a guy. Fuck. I mean, zero. I mean, he, come on, man. Okay, so.

That would be like, that would be the thing that the. I mean, you gotta give him a zero. I'm surprised that social justice warriors didn't be like, zero. That's racist. Here we go. No, they, they're slipping off the board. Yeah, and they're not, they're going off to the side No he shouldn't be under the diving board

They both have the same facial expression The second one was worse What's the biggest flash in the world? Save it at the end I arm wrestle you He arm wrestles you Whoever the loser is We have fart spray.

What do you do with that? Whoever the loser is has to huff fart spray. In a Ziploc bag. In a Ziploc bag. Wait, fart breath or Stevie's? Fart spray or Stevie's breath is the thing. Kaboom. Bullseye.

Got me. Bullseye. Got me. Was readyye. Got me. Was ready for that one. So what do you guys say? Is that the same guy who just got turned down by that girl? He's a good guy. But he's really short.

I'm 130 pounds. I mean, if you want, Stevie, remember, I didn't ask for this, man. I know, but I want you to try your hardest. Okay. So you'll arm wrestle me sure right there is this like you're in a bar and like a little dude comes up to you i could take you all right yeah so i'm just trying to enjoy my beer bro okay so i'm gonna walk over there we've been really training hard for this you guys been training on your show for this yeah i've been really training hard for this. You guys been training on your show for this? Yeah, I've been doing curls. And what have you been doing, Jeremiah?

A lot of tricep stuff. So, do you think you could take Eric? I can take Eric for sure. Oh, God. It sucks for me because if Theo was here, you probably have a better chance. Theo, I feel like Eric's going to beat the shit out of you, Jeremiah. You think so? Yes.

Well, we would have to inhale fart spray. Loser. Yeah, the loser has to inhale fart spray loser yeah the loser has to inhale fart spray for five times like what do you say five times maybe just once so five times yeah i'm not doing that then don't then don't lose yeah then don't lose then don't lose how are you setting the rules so this is just a one-time deal, right? One time. Should we just get it out of the way so we can get back to the show? This is the show. Okay, you're next.

Hold on. Hold on. You're cheating. Dude, you're cheating. Okay. Hold on. Dude, you have to have your elbow on there. No, you have to have your elbow right here. Like, on the table. It's on the table. Okay, hold up, hold up. You're cheating, dude. You're cheating. Okay. Hold up, hold up. Dude, you have to have your elbow on there.

No, you have to have your elbow right here. Like, on the table. It's on the table. Okay, hold up, hold up, dude. You're curling it too much. I saw over the top, too. Move the light. Move the light.

You gotta say, three, two, one. In case Stevie wins. Eric, you say it. Eric, you say it. And three, two, one. Come on, Steve. You got this, dude. Come on.

Put more body into it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Eric, you say it. Three, two, one. Come on, Steve. You got this, dude. Come on. Put more body into it. Oh, my gosh.

I didn't ask for this. I just want to smell that fart spray. Are you okay? You got me. See these arm snaps? You got me, dude. You're a man. You got me good. I didn't want to do this. Don't do anything you're not comfortable with, You got me good. You're a man. You got me good.

Don't do anything you're not comfortable with, but I am curious who's gonna win this. I'm kinda into this matchup. You already bending? Yeah, don't let him... So I'll go 3, 2, 1, go. Turn the microphone towards them. He's got all the pressure. He has leverage and shit. So I'll go three two one go all right turn the mic turn the microphone towards them Okay, I'm leaning over the table though

Okay, okay ready three two one go Three, two, one, go. Oh, my God. Oh, no! No! Jeremiah! Yeah! Talk about your all-time backfires. I don't know what they thought was going to happen. You crushed me. Hit the showers, fellas. Hit the farts, bitches.

Don't smell it in the room. Don't smell it in the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't do it in here. What do you mean? We Don't smell it in the room. Don't smell it in the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't do it in here. What do you mean? We have to do it in the bags. You spray it into the bag? Into the bag. Where do you even buy something like that?

Someone sent it to us. Where do you buy it? Who bought this? Jeremiah? Someone sent it to us. Really? Yeah. Like, hey, fellas, here's our fart spray.

You know what I should have done? I should have brought my Riffin' with Griffin theme song and done my podcast here too. Thank you. Alright, you guys won. Well, we're at it. Give up your tour dates.

We're fair losers. Okay I'm not going to Give out your tour dates We're fair losers Okay Are we doing this? That's good dude Get it before It fucks up the room Isn't this what you guys do On your show all the time?

Yeah They do a lot of weird things They're naked in everything You guys want Oh it's gonna to stink, huh? It's horrible. Do you guys want to try it? No, make sure you shut those eyes. You guys want to try it? Nuh-uh. Okay.

We won. Alright. Completely self-inflicted by them. It's like an excuse me. We were like, what? I really thought I was going to beat Eric. Did you? I was excited for the matchup. I thought, you know, I don't know.

You had to put some training into it. Sorry for the interruption. You won. Thanks for calling me in. Thank you, guys. I'm going to give this a sting. You brought a special guest. There's a huge weight on my shoulder. Is there something alive in there?

Speaking of DNA. It's probably alive how much cum. Yeah, speaking of DNA. You don't have to back up like that, but we were planning this for months, and I wanted to grow as a person. I feel like he does this on purpose because he wants to be on camera. I want to be a visual and move past my perverted sexual masturbation habits. No, you're growing up, dude. You have Moon Tower.

I had this thing, and I'm going to part with it today. And we announced it. Okay, we're going to part with it. I'm scared because he's filming. Why are you filming me? Okay, so this is... Okay. Oh, it's a fuck butt.

Oh, wow, it's smaller than I thought. So I'm going to put it on the table. It's a fuck butt. Just put the thing is out of respect. Is that a child's ass? Yeah, is that like a 10-year-old black kid?

Is that Malcolm in the Middle's ass? Steve, whoa. I don't know if we should time stamp this. No, no, no. You don't need to time stamp. This is going in. At least no one can say our show doesn't have enough representation. Out of respect, because this is a funeral for a small black child's ass.

This is not a child. This is an adult. Stop shaming him. That's not an adult ass. I'm going to kiss it on the butthole. Oh, butthole. And then you guys, can you kiss each other? No.

No, no, you have to. No, no, no. No, it's not happening, Stevie. No, we don't. I mean, I'd like to see it. Oh. This is like, oh my God. Why is it so small?

This is like. Stevie, when you said black ass, I was thinking like a Nicki Minaj. He always holds it like- I thought the Uber, you would have to get an Uber XL to put it in the trunk. You have to kiss it. It's a funeral, you have to kiss it. I can't believe you're even touching it.

Do you see that? Oh! Oh, God! Where do you have to blur that out? Steve has wrecked it. Stop! Steve has wrecked it. How do you know?

How do you know I used it? Yeah. We know you used it, Steve. Because it's worn out. How do you know? How do you know I used it? We know you used it, Steve. Because it's worn out. How do you know? Steve got out of the classroom and was like, can I say something? It's got a good weight to it.

There you go. It's heavy. I like what you're doing. That's what I did. Dude, it's so tiny, Steve. I know. It's so little. You might as well have the whole body.

Can we do a little prayer? Why don't you just have the whole body, Steve? This don't even make any sense. That's how it came. I want to do a prayer. I just picked your Steve just have the whole body, Steve? This don't even make any sense. That's how it came. I want to do a prayer. I just picked your Steve at home like, yeah, say something, bitch. Say something. Why is it so flat?

I'm talking shit to it. It's all worn out. It's so flat. Dude, this is a child's ass, Stevie. That's the way it came in the box, man. That's an adult butt. Wait, you said adult butt. That's an adult butt.

Steve, Steve. How big was the bottom? It felt fantastic. It felt really good, man. You squeeze some Vaseline and lotion in there. Are you being facetious or have you really fucked that? Oh, dude. I used to ride me.

This has been his ride or die for like six years. Wow. How long have you had it, Stevie? Let's just do the funeral. And can you stop slapping it down? God. I'm sorry, dude. Don't disrespect me.

No. Just kiss it, dude. Don't disrespect me. That's your respect. We just kissed it. No. Just kiss it. No. Kiss it. Don't you fucking bring that in. Dude, after all the shit you've done with it.

No. Not a chance. Not a chance. Not happening. Steve, this is not going to happen. I can't. You know I love you. You were just smacking it, having a good time.

You know I love you. We're going to do a prayer. Ooh, look at the hair. Into the mic. We're going to do a prayer. He's look at the hair. Into the mic. We're going to do a prayer. He's touching it. Or just a moment of silence. Ten seconds?

Yeah, a moment of silence. Ten seconds. This is... Jesus Christ. I'm so concerned because it's a child's ass. You know what's crazy? He's... Then we have to start over. You know what's crazy? He's... Then we have to start over.

I know, it's not silence. No, no, hold on a second. Steve's beat this thing up so much, it looks like Brendan's ear. Well, you better watch out. The asshole has cauliflower? You better watch out. This is a cauliflower pussy right here.

Don't shame my black butt. I spent many hours... I mean, that might get us kicked off YouTube, Nick. Oh my God. Oh, Jesus. Wow. This one goes out to all the asses out there. All the silicone that has been

abused and thoroughly loved. all the silicone that has been abused and thoroughly loved too thoroughly that thing's gotten Stevie through some dark times yeah the darkest times

yeah oh wow I don't like the bag you brought it in I'm not touching that I'm not touching that Steve I have a question Steve

Steve question it's so small thanks for touching that i'm not touching steve i have a question steve steve question thanks for doing that i'm disappointed in the size that growth that was growth i don't know what that was if you loved it so much why'd you bring it in like a plastic bag that was gross well you started taking my side because these guys they gang up on me i need you on my side let's go to Greyhound Twitter Nick did Greyhound be posting oh yeah

they got some good shit this shit is hype anything you guys can do for us we're on our way from Albany, New York City and we're just on the side of the road

with a broken bus without any announcement from the driver there's four people Greyhound's like we'll get on it let's see these people out here

I love this I love how they make them stand separate from each other. Social distancing. Social distancing, dude. But then they get back on a loaded bus. Yeah, and the one girl has a cigarette, freaking orangey over there.

She got that freaking cigarette. What does this thing say? What does that say? Please wear a mask. And the driver won't tell him anything. Bitch, I'm on Greyhound. COVID's the least of my problems. If the driver is nowhere to be found,

which Lord of the Flies leader told him to stay six feet apart from each other? I don't know. All right, everybody, let's keep our distance out here in nature. I think it was Dark Cartman over there freaking dropped some knowledge on him. Okay, back up, okay?

Do you have any employees that work at this company i've been waiting for a package for over one month every phone you have listed is disconnected or nobody answers hey it's been since april 24th since i saw my package 30 plus phone calls 10 emails literally zero help or progress. I've been stonewalled the entire time. Stonewalled. I love how Graham Buzz is like, our bad man. Here's the number.

Try calling this. He's like, bitch, that's the number I've been calling. My mom sent a package to me on May 24th. The package never arrived. I was told the agent never sent the tracking. When I try to track, there's no information, not even a scan. I went to the station and they just told me it's not there. Yeah.

I just bought a ticket from the Mexican Greyhound site. God damn it, Brandon. And this is Brandon Truong, dude, who easily could be your son, dude. Greyparo.com. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, you can't buy anything from mexican greyhound i want a refund uh here go down a little bit more here's lee hong and i'm not gonna say that in that last name because i don't want to get in trouble no i'm not hard pass okay had the absolute worst experience at Greyhound.

On Monday, me and my friend booked a bus ride from New Orleans, Louisiana, Rochester, New York. About five transfers scheduled. The second transfer. The second transfer was from Memphis. Chicago. Only 45. I guess it means COVID.

No worry. This guy goes, damn, I read i read this remind me how lucky i am some dudes in the gym just getting pumped by reading these this ain't my life hell yeah man i'm doing better than these people at least dude i've been on graham man i went when i was young so much man it was always a dude on there trying to show you his dick or leave a note or massage your feet like meet me in the bathroom at the when we stop for gas. Yo, bro. I get your first seven notes Give up bro, and then we get off the bus seems like hey you get my note and be like Yeah, I got your fucking note a young man in the second to last row of the seats on the driver's side He's taking a puff of cigarette

And in the second to last row of the seats on the driver's side, he's taking a puff of a cigarette every few minutes. No shit. Yeah, dude, you're on Greyhound. You're like, it's not fucking crack. Yeah, dude, you're lucky he isn't back there fucking lighting his own body parts on fire. You're lucky the bus isn't on fire, motherfucker. He's just trying to get a little cig. Dude, the best is their package shipping. They have a shipping service, apparently.

It sounds awful. Bro, everybody's package is missing. They literally just steal your packages, dude. Greyhound's like, what, bro? Yeah. And you go, bro, they don't care. Is that you to Greyhound? Oh, yeah.

I stay on these people. I'm woke. You're the one that said, this makes me realize how good my life is yeah go back to the voicemail one this is a good one right here so this lady said there were no agents or workers at this point in the night and me and my friend were extremely worried for our safety

while we were on the first transfer a man was fondling himself across from my friend basically she was sexually harassed and we were told by the driver they could do nothing about it and we needed to exit the bus fuck dude and while and while we were straining to memphis two sketchy guys entered the terminal station and tried to lure me and my friend into their car for food at one point one of them was basically begging my female friend to leave the terminal

and go outside with him alone. And then she labeled the recording Kidnappers from Tennessee. And what's the recording? Her complaining? It's two guys trying to lure them outside. She added their contact? He's like, hey, mama, let me, what you got in them shorts? It's the shit like that.

Bro, Graham sounds like a nightmare. Get your hair asleep. It's all that hair over there. I can lay down in the bed. Try my phone on the bed. I'm still wearing that hair. I'm putting my little boot over there with you. Got my little nice little American Eagle drawers on.

American Eagle drawers on. They Jewish? I like them. No, I mean, they dark Jewish. Come out by yourself. We're talking. Yeah, Harlem Jewish. Yeah, desert chocolate, brother. We're going.

He said, I got my American Eagle draws on, girl. He goes, you got them little American Eagle draws on, girl. The best. Lure them into their car for some food. I mean, I love how we're spending all this money on sex trafficking, and it's basically Greyhound. Just shut down Greyhound. Everyone's all good, man.

Dude, you can't. Unbelievable. Some guy's jerking off in the seat, and they made them get off the bus. You're going to have to get off in here and do shit about it. Yeah. Like, oh, you got a problem with people jerking off on the coach? Oh, I'm sorry. You have a problem with our friend over there jacking off in front of you?

Yeah. God damn. What's wrong with you guys? Y'all are racist we're gonna have to ask you i was banned from airbnb i went to an airbnb in the desert uh two uh lesbians had uh uh you know put together an airbnb with uh furniture that no one could sit on right like art pieces but like i had fat people with, so they couldn't sit in the chairs or anything. We all had to just stand out there in the middle of the desert. It was really embarrassing. And we left some dishes in the sink. That's all we did.

Didn't break anything. I mean, look at this. Look at that. That's what you had to sit on. Every piece of furniture, like, sodomized you as you sat on it. Like, that's how fucked up it was. Look at that. That's a chair.

It's ridiculous. So then these lesbians, i i threatened to kill them i texted them i said i was gonna burn down your house they said are you threatening me i said let's just see what happens uh i then texted them i said let the games begin ladies you have no idea who you're fucking with then uh airbnb kicked me off now did they file a formal complaint or did airbnb followed the story i imagine these because i spoke about it on my podcast i said i wanted to gas them locked them in their house gas them and watched them like like paw at the windows like cats very much like the patriot have you seen that scene in the patriot

yes that's what i want thank you yeah so that's where we're at with that i'm removed from airbnb but uh i will set up my producer we'll just set it up under his account and i'll use vrbo i don't give a shit and uh you know you're switching you know those ladies you know watch your back what's your bag have have the fans been harassing them do we know their profiles and shit probably i don't know what my fans i don't know what people do i don't know if they're sending messages no they had to go private on instagram and they had to and they had to uh you know turn off comments on a page because they trashed me on a public forum which is airbnb and i am just using my opportunity as a citizen of this country your voice to speak freely against these two lesbians

who are not designers not artists not interesting uh they are goofy bitches. And, you know, we're locked in a war. And fuck Airbnb, too. And fuck Airbnb. They're not letting the terrorists stay in the Airbnbs that want to do the Civil War for the inauguration. It's fucked up. They want to pay the terrorists want to pay the money. Look, I grew up around a lot of CWRs, man.

And we used to go and, you know, we'd picnic out there and eat at them and watch the battles you know and so you know it's not surprising that a lot of those guys are still left and they want to you know get out and about and they have that energy inside of them right but um and that's civil war you mean civil war reenactments like that's who's coming out to like climb into capital dudes that are like out there in the fields. Yeah. Yeah. It took it a little too serious. It didn't go well. And also, look, a lot of, yeah, there's a lot of, you know, lesbians with the expendable

income and are doing the extra home, you know, and they have the, they call them the dickless angry. Yeah. That's what it is. No, lesbians are, they're very angry and they take every job they do seriously. Even if it's the worst job in the world, a lesbian pretends like she's the national security advisor. So she could be restocking vending machines and she acts like it's the most essential,

critical job ever being performed. And it's just that they're power-obsessed beasts, really. Why do you think you have issues with lesbians? Do you think you would have issues if they were just straight people? I have issues with gay men, too. I have issues with straight people. I have issues with lesbians? Do you think you would have issues if they were just straight people? I have issues with gay men too. I have issues with straight people. I have issues with people that don't respect me.

Their names are Jonah and Mila. Can you imagine Jonah and Mila? How do you respect? Their Airbnb photo is them sitting with their Weimaraner in big hats. Are they hot? With a cake. I do not feel like they're hot. No, but I just don't.

I don't want to get too much trouble here because I probably will get a letter from a lawyer within a day or two. And their dog is probably named Elizabeth Smart. They always have a dog that's named after like someone that's been through a lot. Yeah, we're just over. I'm over the whole lesbian attitude

of like very serious, severe. Like we're very competent and we're just over. I'm over the whole lesbian attitude of, like, very serious, severe. Like, we're very competent, and we have good credit. It's like, who gives a fuck? You're going to hell like everyone else. Yeah. Theo, you have any issues with lesbian, or are they all good with you because you look like them? First of all, Brendan, you look like a fucking. Get it out, buddy.

I don't have it. That's the problem. I've used it all in so many episodes of this show. But I do want to say yes. I feel like I'm okay with lesbians, man, but I've never... Look, I'll be honest. My first interaction with lesbians, we had a couple of lesbians live across the street from us. And they used to try to sync their lights up with the radio station, and they couldn't make it happen.

And it was crunch time, it was Christmas Eve, and they ended up fist fighting in the yard, and one of them worked at the library. And ever since then, and I did donuts in their fucking yard a couple days later, and ever since then, we've been on the rocks. But what gets me is why lesbians are so angry at straight men. And I think that Tim is just, you know, like there's a lot of, you know,

there's a lot of, you know, chatter on the dark web and stuff these days. If what, where's Tim's sexuality even lies. So I don't even think they looked at you. I think that I thought, I think they looked at you as like, you know, Tom Cruise is fucking arrogant younger brother. I do have a wife and kids. I don't think there's a problem with that. I identify as gay in this community that we're in.

I do have a wife and kids that live in suburban New Jersey. I own a family-style Italian restaurant, and it's called Rigatoni's, and we're very happy. But when I live in L.A., I'm a homosexual, and I'm going to come out as as when i live in la i'm a homosexual and i'm gonna come out as trans very soon that's coming but no these lesbians looked at me as a straight man uh a grotesque middle american straight male pig who defiled their fucking art piece in jewel box in the desert and the reality is uh that i expose them as fraud. And I've done it to the world now. I've exposed them as frauds.

Because that's what lesbians are. They're talentless men. That's what they are. No offense to them. Most of them are grunting Tim Allen, you know, home improvement pigs. And I've exposed them as that. You can put on any funny hat you want. I know what you are

you're a demon from hell so when I come out and tell everyone in the world that I can't go to Airbnb anymore and that's not right that's not right do you think they're gonna catch on to you know how Trump got banned from Twitter so he started using another account do you think they're gonna ban your producer dude now it's gonna fuck it up I don't give a fuck I've got a legion of patriots I call my fans the Patriots. Airbnb has a headquarters, I'm sure. We'd love to get in there with some Viking horns on

and let everybody know what's going on. Do they advertise on the show? I don't care. We'd like to go over to Airbnb, say hello to everybody, let them know how we feel. Send me in. I'll Shawshank through the damn shit pot, Daddy. Send me in. Theo will be the front leader there, man. I'll send Theo right in. I'll come out two through the damn shit pot, daddy. Send me in. You know what I'm saying? I'll send Theo right in.

I'll come out two months later into the wrong office. I'll show up in a fucking Dunkin' Donuts with a Brooks Wazir t-shirt on. Hey, as long as people get scared, the point of terror is always terror. As long as people get scared, that's fine with me. San Fran, that's an easy drive for you and your patrons. It's headquartered in San Fran, and the two lesbians got kicked out.

Things are connecting in my head now. Things are starting to make sense. Yeah, and what I don't like about today's lesbians, and I'm going to go straight up and say it is, when I was young, a lot of lesbians knew about astronomy. It was their big thing. It was like the last star, the fucking stardust of Christ and all this shit.

And now they don't even fucking know their roots anymore. They don't know anything. It's a lot of arrogance. It's a lot of coffee table books and hard pussy. When I grew up, lesbians knew about cars. They knew about shortwave radios. They were creatures from Stephen King novels. And they fully embraced, and they used to communicate,

like the movie Frequency, with other fucking dimensions through the shortwave radio. Tell me about your life. I'm a cop. Now lesbians, they don't know how to do that. It's all frozen yogurt and eating puss. Yeah, that's it, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's gotten... It's all's gotten it's all really pussy man it's gotten sad dude and a lot of them are even putting drop like uh they'll throw a damn downy dryer sheet into their pussy just to tighten it up absolutely and i don't and i don't like and i hate it when my wife does it yeah me too man That comes to the rescue for people. Oh, that is David Spade, dude. What has he got? That's hilarious, Brendan. This is our last one of the evening.

Yo, what's up, King and Sting? My name is Jake from Minnesota. Go Gophs. I got a King it or Sting it for you guys. King and Sting it. Theo, Brendan, Stevie Weeby, and Eric Griffin doing a podcast regularly.

Thanks, you guys. Love the show. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. I like how I got first and last. What was his question? I missed it. He's asking. You're supposed to be running the kingdom, dude. You wake up finally. It was fast.

He's asking, should this be a regular thing? Yeah, fine. It's like that. You know what this reminds me of? It could be like that thing where the people put their hands in and it's the four things, you know? It's like Captain Planet? Yeah. Or like Power Rangers?

Yeah. It's like nicotine. Apartheid. Black butt. Sexual devtheid. Black butt. Sexual deviancy. Black butt. Sexual deviancy. And then Eric's like, wisdom.

Common sense. Wisdom. Experience. No, if Theo was a one to two, and he'd be like, form of a crack pipe. was a one to two and he'd be like, form of a crack pipe. What would our things be dude? Cocaine, nicotine, experience, rice. Who's rice?

That's all they have in this kingdom. That was him trying to be PC. That was him trying to be like That was him trying to be like I'm not racist I don't see color Who's Rice? Who would Rice be here? The white guys maybe?

You guys could just white Rice? My bad Nick's trying to save me See this is This is Steve's Right before he goes red zone No no no I'm not mad

I love it Make sure Steve You don't have any knives I love my Rice No there's no shame Maybe Rice wouldn't be It would be like cocaine. What would yours be, Brendan?

Nicotine or coffee. Okay. Cocaine. Okay. Cocaine. Nicotine. Bourbon. Yeah.

Cocaine. Nicotine. Tiffany's. Rice. Black butt. Black butt. Rice. Black butt and rice.

Black butt and rice. I'd be oat milk. Oat milk. Black butt. Black butt and rice. Black butt and rice. I'd be oat milk. Oat milk. Cocaine. Nicotine. Oat milk. Black butt and rice. What are you getting to?

Black butt and rice? You get two? And king it. That's not like a damn thing. And that's a wrap. King it. Time stamp that. All right. Timestamp that. All right.

We timestamping that. Got it done. Sticking to protocol. That's it, man. Cocaine, nicotine, oat milk, protocol. No, I think you nailed it, Steve. Now we sting it. All right.

That's it. Okay. Okay. King in the sting. Back with the crew. Okay. Stevie Weeby used to wrestle down at Pallway Now he only pinning boys in the hallway This ain't the greatest show on earth and what you call that? Eric Griffin with him, he the Nate Dogger podcast Yeah, the whole crew sick, it's the king and the stink What up, Chin? What up, Nick? Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin, just walked in and got it lit

You can't forget about Brendan, he still need everything Thick, thick, thick Still got the B's in the trap trapping Still the king in the sting, so quit asking If you know, then you know, it's a cat's thing Ball and chain, hair swang like the rat king King in the sting, back with the crew We got Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin, Brendan, Theo too

Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs Theo said that he was on his way, but ran out of gas King and the Sting King and the Sting King and the Sting King and the Sting