The Golden Hour - Better Be Wearing a Lab Coat: The Fight Companion Companion | The Golden Hour #149 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: September 12, 2025

The boys roast Brendan on his Texas T-shirt and discuss the diet soda aspartame controversy, Chris' viral "glycogen lab coat" video, Bryan Callen's viral clip of him arguing with Joe Rogan during the most recent JRE Fight Companion, the viral Phillies baseball Karen incident, Erik's famous guacamole eggs, weight loss update, landing a big acting gig and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN to get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just $5.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah. It's like a show you used to love. Just rebranded enough.

It's stronger, better, bigger power, because it is a golden hour. It's the Gold Now Hey dude You're in Texas For one month He's got a

Don't mess with Texas shirt Already, dude But I have an LA hat I've LAA hat Yeah, all right I get that dude But like I still

I still represent the LBC Baby That's fine That's cool LBC Long Beach But how long How long do you think You

How long All right here's Here's the two ways I think That you can get it Don't mess With Texas shirt when you move to Texas, okay?

You either earn it and you stay there for a while and then get the shirt or the first day you move there, you buy one of those shirts and you wear it like a fucking tourist and you're funny. Yeah, I bought it the first damn moved to. No liar. You have to have a cowboy hat on too with it. No,

no, no, no, and a camera to take pictures. They shouldn't even sell it to you to your address. You all are crazy. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Is that your Texas accent? Y'all, y'all boys are crazy, man. Come on now.

I don't know if Brendan can do you. do a country accent let's hear it i i i can't y'all come back now say y'all come back now you hear i mean that's all right you kind of sound like a deaf country guy let me let me let me try the one i used this morning when i saw a young kid walking the streets you lost boy oh that's a little better hey boy yeah you lost you know what it is that sounds when he adds a little racism to it yes see that's what that's more that's what he taps in he taps in he taps in so So, so. Hey, boy.

Hey, boy, you lost. Uh, huh? Eric's the one and he assumed it the kid was black. The way he was talking to him. I know. I was talking about an Asian. No, but wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, who've raised this now?

Nick, but honestly, what happened was, no, Brendan was like, oh, he, he's tapping into when he, like, watched Mississippi burning or whatever with the fucking, with, with, uh. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so, uh, but also, um, it's a good movie. Let me, look, with McConaughey, where he's like, now pretend to, no no that's to kill no that's uh oh that's 15 years of slave 15 years of slave that's the grisham

book um yeah yeah yeah god it's gonna kill you huh and now imagine she's white yes yeah yeah what we're gonna say though Chris time to kill well um I was gonna ask you about uh this diet coke post you posted I'm trying to think oh how it's healthy for you yeah aspirin's not bad for you yeah yeah man what about it I just want to explore that. Well, there's a lot of, there's a lot of fake news out there how bad DCs are for you. It's not true.

Okay. It's not true. I mean, that may be, you may, I have no idea. I'm going to go ahead right now and blank and just throw this over there. I have no idea what aspartane does or doesn't do zero.

Zero. Can't be good for you. And you're saying that it's totally safe. No, that's the one I put up. Yeah. Yeah, Diet soda marked as safe for diabetics. He put it on, you know what he did?

I got it this morning on his, on his, on it. I was on, Brendan's algorithm hit me this morning with it. And, but he didn't, I, I, what, this is actually funny. There's no volume. No, no, no. So I'm watching it in bed next to my wife, but I didn't, I'm like, I'm not turning the volume on because I don't want to wake her up. But what happened was then I looked at the comments and everyone's like, no volume,

you fucking idiot. Yeah, I took you down. I, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've an issue with my Instagram right now. Whenever I remix videos, it doesn't include the volume. So I have to pull the video out, upload the video. But I posted the real one. I posted the real one.

You know what? That happens to me, too. So I guess what I'm saying is, and the reason why I looked at the comments because I was like, oh, man, I've never heard yet that Aspartain is totally safe. So I was looking at the comments to see, is this a thing that's out there already? And everyone was only saying that there's no volume on your video. So I thought, you know what? I'm going to talk about it with you.

because No Nick If you're looking for it Go to plant Some plant slant Plant something The guy The original creator of its

Instagram is plant something Right Plant slant Slant plant You lost boy There it is there it is There it is there it is That's the guy for sure

So this is Um Let's see where it says die coke Hit it Educate these fucks This guy So let's see what this guy No I don't

So yeah All right So and hit the volume part that you got it's on silent what i wouldn't drink and what i wouldn't here's why the worst is diet coke why aspartame oh you mean the stuff that's approved for use in over a hundred countries worldwide and in order for me to hit the acceptable daily intake which is set to 100 times less than the amount shown to cause no adverse effects in animal studies i would have to drink around 17 diet soda's

day over an extended period that stuff ace ventura just checking it's horrible for your body your body can't even use it hmm that's an interesting claim considering aspartame has calories in fact it has the same number of calories per gram as sugar but wait a secondly and my diet soda has Zero calories. Yes, that is because Aspartame is around 200 times sweeter than sugar, meaning they use a tiny amount of it and your diet soda has less than one calorie. It messes with your brain. It messes with your metabolism. Oh, interesting. Let me check his sources on that and he has none. What a shot. Okay, let me tell you which diets are the best. The zeros. And that is because they have asosulfane, potassium, which is another artificial. He says it's nice. That's why they taste better. More artificial sweeteners.

But hey, if you want to pay this zero, baby, Saito detox, wherever the hell that is, there's a special. going on right now so knock yourself out personally strong pass so okay bye now so go ahead let me just say bye this is what this is what I hate about the internet because so you have two white guys old looking skinny white guy who looks like he takes care of himself sure and he's he's putting out facts about whatever he's saying all this stuff feels believable sure okay like I sorry if you just saw his video yeah if I just saw his video I'd be like oh his video I'd be like Oh, that's interesting. That would have an effect on me.

And then this like upstart young dude comes in like, yo, bro, get your facts right. And now I'm like, now it doesn't make me think the other guy's wrong or that guy's right. It just makes me think, oh, don't believe shit on the internet. That's exactly same, same. You know what I think. Hey, hey, hey, all I do is if it's in favor of Diet Coke, I'm like, yeah, that guy's right. And I just keep drinking 16 Diet Coke today. So listen, so I guess what I'm saying is

Spoken like a true truth supporter I guess what I wanted to ask you Because because I think we all do this is You can really find anything online That supports whatever you believe Oh I just got into this with Brian Kellen the other day Because you know he's all Pro Vax and all this shit

And he keeps sending me all this shit I go Brian Yeah stop sending me that Because the same shit you're sending me I can find on Instagram and TikTok With a counterpoint I understand. You're not a doctor.

I'm not a doctor. I sure as fuck don't care what you think about vaccines. You shouldn't care what I think. You send me these videos ain't helping anything, dude. So I guess, and that's why I, because I saw that video with you and Rogan and Brian. And then I saw this and I was like,

that's what made me think of it. I was like, you know, I guess they call it confirmation bias, whatever, but like, so at what point. Yeah,

what's true? Do you think? Do you think? Because I, sometimes I'll see. something i'll be like that's interesting and i and then i'll but i'll go like this in my head i'll be like i well i can't post it because who the fuck knows if it's true or not but but but i don't care about that oh amazing okay okay okay okay that's hilarious but here's another one too it also

depends on like with a messenger so like if you watch rogan regularly you know he's he's pretty much a a guy who like he sucks up information so he'll let people talk about stuff and he'll just like you know he'll mention some shit right but then like you go if then you'll see another video you'll see another video so I'm being like this guy's a moron for saying this yeah yeah yeah no I know but I'm yeah but he got that information from someone else that no I know I know I know I don't but so so then I'm like so this is more about me now because when I because when I think of like when people like yeah but the government is lying to us I go like yeah but the government's made of people and people just lie so how the fuck would I ever know what's really happening I know right so it's like we're in a

simulation so right exactly so why do we know but my question is why do we ever do anything because anyone ever said it was healthy or good i'll tell you why it's because we had this belief that we have we have elected officials i understand that but we believe like the fda has our best interest at heart i don't know if we believe any of that shit anymore though but that's what i'm trying to tell you i think we believe that the cdc had our best interest at heart had yes yeah we believe all these things and now we're in a situation where we're like well i don't know we have to parse this information yeah no it sucks it sucks it sucks because Because when we, when, you know, COVID happened, obviously, I was like, oh, literally I started wearing masks and I was like, oh, yeah, I mean, I didn't think like, like, why the fuck would the government lie about that? And now you're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. But hold on, though. This is how, but, but, but when that happens, you just go, all right, if I was in the government, this is what me, I wouldn't lie about this. Yeah, yeah. I would want people to be healthy. That's what you want to think. That's what you want to think. And then you think. You also believe in the land.

mooning the what the land mooning the land the mooning the mooning the landing on the moon jesus christ all this diet coke's fucking up my man moon landing uh you're like fogghorn the foggorn leghorn land moon moon and land land land land i said i say say come here boy land mooning uh that's we should call that the title of the episode but uh yeah no no i no i i don't know i don't know if you know i get it look did we land on the moon you go you know you know back in whenever it happened we go yeah we did it because who the fuck knew any better and now you see all of these look i you know i don't i honestly don't give a fuck if we landed on the moon first or not like that's not something i actually care about you should though because if they're

going to lie about that what else are they lying about i understand but my point is right there's a whole history well they've obviously obviously obviously lied about a lot of stuff obviously okay we don't we don't know for sure what but some things we do well no no no we don't we don't know everything they've lied about is what I'm saying oh no yeah but but but but the point the point I'm trying to make is that they that there is uh we how can we ever know well anything what anyone says I know but perpetuating a lie becomes the process it's easier to do that even if you're common sense you know because even if you look at JFK you're like well what like if you're going to ask yourself who what exactly happened maybe you'll never know right but you can

look at that and be like, okay, so this guy's up here he's killed. The assassin that killed him is killed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, he's just going to, well, something happened, right? Well, currently look at the app, currently look

at the Epstein thing. It's like, dude, but that's another one. That's never going to go away. That's going to be the next, you know, big thing that is. JFK, yeah, JFK. And people aren't going to let it go. They're not going to let go. And the government thinks, and the government, the government's still operating like it's the fucking 90s.

Yeah. But when they don't realize, the internet's, with the internet this day and age, they're never going to let it go. They're never going to address it. You know, they're going to put out a video and who knows that this is even true. Well, exactly, right. They put out the video and they go, well, they've examined this video. And now the new one that came out, the new thing is that the minute. No, no, they added the minute.

Trump was a, you know, he was there. An informant. Oh, right. I saw that. Yeah. It's hilarious. Just open with that. Yeah, yeah.

Just say that right away. You know what I look. So Brian used the clip of Rogan Tell him to shut the fuck up To promote his dates And the first comic goes Will Sasser goes Upcoming show

L.O.L. Yeah, I know. Brian will literally put upcoming shows on any video he posted. Striply, Brian, why are you posting your own snuff film? Oh, this person wrote Oh, the comments are great.

Look at the person. When I turn around, you better be wearing a lab coat, somebody said. Hell yeah. That's the funniest. clip it's so fucking good i was thinking about this the other day dude there are so fucking many people that come up to me and say you better be wearing a lab coat that's the weirdest thing i can't i don't even know how many people have seen that it's it's it's so crazy

and and uh what's just like having a line from a television show that people say to you better be wearing a lab coat is hilarious though play it Well, you see these... I don't even remember it at this point so long ago. I was drinking out this time. That's why my face was fat. All right, carry on. Lots of muscle glycogen.

You use the glycogen. Your muscles actually... Shut up. Yeah. Thanks, Chris. Shut up, dude. Yeah. That's boring as fucking all get out.

Dude, come on. Let me speak it. Let me be... Glycogen. Well, look over at me, first of all. Dude, hey, glycogen is fucking boring to talk about. Dude, hey, let me tell you something. I'll look at you.

But when I turn my head, you better be in a lab code because you're talking about if you're not in a lab code you have to stop talking would you look at that fuck yeah dude good bird Chris you know when that was

that was your first podcast oh wow I like that after two years I like fat Brendan right there first that was yeah yeah wow I was on some shit there yeah that look at me now look at me now turn it down you were just drinking or what no he looks like what's his face you know

name a drug i was slowly morphing with jolly diaz um he was drinking he just a name a drug all sorts of shit what drugs bro like stuff yeah dude really yeah why not i was it i was not doing well oh we're glad you we pretended i was yeah but that's how yeah that's where's the rogan clip with uh brian Oh, you haven't seen it? I haven't seen it.

It's on Brian's page. You use it to promote his date. If I see vaccine and I see a Rogan clip, I'm out. Oh, really? Yeah, because I'm just like, I know it's going to get out. Hey, Eric, to be fair, so is Rogan. Like, that's why Rogan's like, dude, I'm not doing this. Like, nobody wants to hear this shit.

Like, I'm not doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. Well, yeah. What's causing all that? How come one in every 12 kids who's a boy in California? has autism now because that's what's going on that's what's going on in california which has one of the strictest fucking vaccine policies one in 12 did i say vaccines cause autism maybe i will hell r fk's getting to that yeah yeah yeah yeah

now florida doesn't demand that yeah that's dangerous to me i knew you jump on that of course it's dangerous brian what are you talking about all back so so so much i started this This combo by the road wrong. You need to bail on the tetanus thing because Suzanne Humphrey's explained Tedness. She's not a factologist. I know that woman. What are you talking about?

So you're saying she's a medical doctor that absolutely understands. You can tell right here. Watch. Keep the wound open and clean it. Watch. Shut the fuck up, Brian. It's not bullshit. Watch here.

You know what people die of tetan every year? Very few. What about? So let me ask you a question, Mr. Joe Rogan, Mr. Science is, you say. There you go, pause that. Bro, bro, bro, bro, you knew right there, Rogan was going to see red. I don't know why Brian did that.

That's where Brian did that. That's where Brian fucked up. Like you could see the minute he realized he fucked up. But but but but but but here's what I. You can see it on his face too. Uh-oh. But wait, hold on. We should screenshot this like the moment Brian knew he fucked up.

How is it? How is it? Fuck around and find out, Brian. But hold on though. So, but this was a fight companion or what was this? Yeah, but it's a fight companion. Remember, fight companions. just a reason for us to get around and talk shit like we barely pay attention to the fights and

and it was a it was a dull fight and i went well i know brian's fucking a cuck when it comes to vaccines i know joe doesn't fuck with them right i'm like guys how about this whole vaccine thing yeah yeah well well no no that that's fine that's what i'm there for yeah i get it be incendiary but i understand the the the uh that you talk about whatever you talk about anything on the the fucking i know it's not only about fighting that would be we once talked about octopuses for 30 minutes So, but so what, so, but the thing is about how, is this the thing where it's like, you don't, I guess I've never done a fight companion with Joe, but it was it, it was his thing or you, or your thing or what? It's Joe's Joe's.

Okay. Okay. So, so, so, so, so is it the idea that you don't, uh, I guess what Brian was doing was mocking him? So you don't mock him on his show or what? Or he doesn't like that shit or what? Well, they're friends. No, I mean, they're close friends. And that's why he can talk to Brian that way. No one's ever talked to me like that. But when Brian goes, okay, Mr. Scientist, it's like, dude, what are you doing?

But I guess my point is Brian would talk to anybody like that. No, he wouldn't. No, but Brian's doing it. Brian's dead serious. Like, oh, you're a scientist now. Like, oh, I thought he was chilling Rogan. Rogan's like, hold up, dude. Oh, I thought, I thought, oh, okay.

Don't call me, I'm not saying I'm a fucking scientist. Got it. That's not what I'm doing. I thought Brian was. joking. You're saying Brian was heated. Also remember Brian gets

Brian regurgitates information he's heard from other people who are on his side. Rogan's actually sent down talking with these experts so I knew it was going to be a fun debate. I didn't think Brian was going to get

told shut the fuck up but I was all for it. Got it. Okay. Yeah. So no I guess because Brian and I fuck around all the time so I was like.

But it's not like. Yeah, yeah. Okay. No, that's what I'm my, that's what I was trying to deline. that's why I was trying to understand how it got what was the moment and how a guy heated because I understood that that's the moment it got heated this a moment Brian realized he fucked up keep going Nick play it oh me mr.

scientists I'll start mocking you and it's so much easier to are we so are we not so you don't believe in vaccines you don't think we should have vaccines it's not that I don't believe in vaccines I don't think you should give a kid a hep B vaccine when they're a baby different subject I don't know you have a MMA vaccine is absolutely connected to a host of serious debilitating fucking problems that kids have gotten from them. There's a lot of problems because they don't test vaccines

in a double-blind placebo-controlled setting. They test them against other vaccines. You know that, right? Yes, I do. Excuse me. Let me just say something. Yes, you're right. You can make the argument for Hep B.

Here's why. Because the chances of a child coming in contact with the kind of activity that causes Hep B is different. Sexually transmitted disease and needles. So now you say this. You say this. That chance is zero. The chance for vaccine injury with the Hep B is not zero.

non-zero okay so i understand that math okay what i'm trying to say to you is that there are certain diseases pick up a history book smallpox diphtheria mumps have you ever looked at tetanus polio paralytic diseases have you ever polio please yes Brendan dude you're just egging him on this is this is a long conversation that we're not going to have on this podcast because i'm going to get angry because i've i've researched this for years right let's just but you're not a scientist i don't have to be a scientist to know that you do no you do no you Brian, shut the fuck up. I don't have to be a scientist to read research, to understand that they were spraying DDT all over the fucking country when everybody was getting polio.

Do you know that? Yes, I do. You know the first instances of polio? They happened in rural communities where they're all farmland and agriculture, and then cows were getting them and horses were getting them and dogs are getting them. They were calling it paralytic polio. Do you agree with a farm statement? It's not just about, I'm not going to do this with you, Brian. But it's not just about, hold on, hold on a joke.

It's not, I don't want to do this, but it's not. So that's, okay, yeah, yeah, I just. This is Fight Companion, Companion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I love it. This is the companion on the fight. We're doing a show talking about another show. I was thinking, and then on Lifeline, we'll watch this.

Yeah. Yeah, no, but. And I'll riff on and on riff on. Good, good, good, good, good. But this is my issue. Can I say something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate, when people start talking about vaccines and stuff and, like,

they make it a one thing issue, I mean, to me I think this all of this what needs to come into the thing is like you know the sugar I guess you know the our diet and all the stuff that we eat yeah there's a lot of autism yeah yeah but all this stuff man they never bring that into the discussion and it's just like it just always becomes about like what the reasons why and whatnot I mean look whatever say what you want about what COVID but anytime something like that happens then they start solving other issues because of it.

You know, they might cure herpes because of the research that they did which would be great. Don't say that. Now everyone thinks you have it. No, I'm just saying,

they might cure, like a lot of different things. Like I see, I'll follow a lot of these science things. I love hearing about like, you know, like the baldness shit. Yeah.

They're going to cure baldness and they're going to cure, you know, they're close to figuring out cancer or all the stuff that they're figuring out is because some bad shit happens. they try some shit. They had fucking human trials and then here we go. But

I mean, when they started arguing just about vaccines I just, ugh, I just want to... Let's take a little break here, kids, on the golden hour. Two pound for pound grates. One ring, one night. Canello v. Crawford is going down this Saturday. The fight we've all been waiting for in Draft King's Sportsbook

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I'm just saying I'll be in Washington, D.C. soon. Go to chrisaliyah.com, Washington, D.C. Pittsburgh, oops. Pittsburgh. Fucking Tulsa. No, come on, bro. Tulsa. At least you can walk the streets of D.C. Now they cleaned it up, buddy.

You're welcome. Thank you, President. Yeah, they did it for Brandon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand. Aren't they doing with Chicago now, too? I'll be in Springfield, Missouri, too. Oh, and my Europe one is.

I was in D.C. When this was all going on, I saw nothing. Yeah, I know. It's so crazy how they. It's so ridiculous. So, wait. So they did it in D.C. And then Trump said he was going to do it in Chicago, right?

Which they should have done a long time ago. I understand. I also don't understand how it works. I wish I wanted to explain to me because let me get straight. So they go, D.C. has crime, right? So they go in there with the National Guard. The criminals go, shit, I can't get away with it. So they lay low for however long there, two, three weeks.

They leave. It's not like the National Guard stays there 365 days a year. So doesn't crime pick up once they leave? I would think so. Am I missing something here? You would think so. When, when mom says stop throwing the ball in the house and then you go, okay, and then she goes and does errands, you throw the fucking ball in the house.

That's what I'm saying. Like, aren't the criminals just like, all right, just wait two, three weeks and we'll go, you know, when you stop throwing the ball in the house? When dad's home. Is when, you know. They take your ball. They come back and they go and they're like, well, you were throwing a ball, you know, and then they fucking pop you in the face, you know.

I saw that. That's old school. Yeah, no, I understand. And that does something too much. many times that does work for him for him has a funny joke about this like he left the garage open he left it open left open and then his dad beat him you know and he was like you know what's the lesson there you know what I did after that I never left the garage right right right you know what I mean like how you know and that's what happens right so you know if you're not going to do

anything yeah we need public floggings again well look the did you see the thing in well yeah I think it was Oregon where the police just fucking tackled the people I mean it was so it was like you saw you saw the moment where the police officers were like hey I've had enough enough and they got and somebody I think somebody with blue hair

like throws something and they go get her dude I don't even know if it hit anybody I haven't seen this they tackle her yeah see if you can find it it bro one time I was one time I was driving down sunset I'm heading to the comedy store and I might have been going 37 like for real

because I was just like in the thing and I look over and there's a cop next to me and the cop was like, I could see this guy was on a, he just looked at me and he goes, slow down! You know what I mean? In a certain way and I just looked at and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I get it, I get that he was waiting for me just to be like something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do, I mean, that's a tough job, but you know. Because you could be like, why? Because I'm half black. Yeah. Oh, a beige motherfucker can't drive down the street.

That would have been the thing. But I was like, an ambiguous guy, you can't tell. he's not safe to drive two miles over the speed limit anymore but I just I get to you know you get to a certain point where you're like hey enough

my dad was probably white although I don't know yeah okay I don't know who he was here we go here we here we here we go

Christalia everybody go ahead he's gonna do a search on chrystalelia.com Andrew Griffin's dad search yeah what's this Nick dad was able to get

a home run ball for a son. Oh, yeah, yeah, this crazy bitch. You know what? That's actually a new one. It's like, I'm sick of this now. What? The lady in the Phillies game, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

People now at the game like, I'm going to take a ball. But wait, hold on. But here's the thing, though. I'm going viral. You just, hey, guys, we're always all being filmed. Okay? Yeah. Just don't do these things.

Especially you're in a fucking. Yeah. Can I just? Is this a new one? Those, the same old one, the Philly Karen. We didn't watch it last Tuesday, though. This is my point about the police. If you're like to.

I don't like how he should. Neither do I. He acted a little bit and he deserves a little shot in the face. But after that. I'll tell you right now, if that Karen came up to me and Tiger was like, dad, this is our ball. Like you're absolutely correct. Bitch, you better step back.

You better step the fuck back before I give you a goddamn haircut. Cairns don't care, dude. Cairns don't care. Oh, very well. I'm going to sick my nine. you're on you need a hundred and ten times you never seen karen's out in the hood like trying i've never had any issues with them crazy i see not shit and they get their ass beat like these women don't look this is a thing about like you know that that's a firm belief of like

you know weird never hit women type of thing they had that in their head and then so they come attack a dude that's really bigger than them and it sometimes goes wrong that's what happened but here's my thing my thing's not about the karen my thing is the son should be embarrassed the way the dad reacted that this whole uh-huh that that would bother me as a kid that but okay i understand watch him watch him no no i hear you maybe the son didn't see him he that his little bitch that's a bitch way to react no no he thinks his dad's got his back he don't know his dad's a bitch yeah yeah and and then like if the kid's saying right now and then goes give me the ball son whoa he did that bitch he did that yeah yeah he was like oh i'm so sorry here's

the ball. Wait a minute. Hold on. The guy gave the the woman the ball? Yeah. Yeah, look, he takes it from the kid and the kid's like, wait, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up. Back this video up. Back this video up. Wait, right here. So you're fucking telling me that the ball is loose right now. Yep. Nobody has it in their hands. And this guy walks over, is like, oh, I see it, I'm getting it, because that's what you do. This is like a fucking bridal thing.

This is like when you throwed a bouquet, all right? Yep. Hey, bitch, get the ball. You didn't get it. Exactly. Fuck her. You know what I'm saying? No, I thought she had it in her hands and he came over and took it.

No, dude. Two things right here. Fuck her and that guy's a bitch. Yes. I've said it. Case solved. Case is solved. It was a cold case.

Case solved. She argues that she had it in her hand, but I think she, I don't think she did. Look right here. The guy sees the ball on the ground. No, I'm with you, bro. I got it. He got it. Yeah.

No, no, she's just mad. It's not like you ripped it from her hands. Even if she had one finger on it, bitch, this is free game. This is the street. She put her hands on him too, which is a, fuck right. This isn't a proximity thing. It's not a prox. Or the balls right here.

I get it. It didn't. No, they're in the same section. That's what I'm saying. She got up too. Yeah. Well, I'm with you. I know.

I'm agreeing with you. Here's the thing. Even if it falls in her lap, these are the rules of baseball. You got to secure it because I'm going to gobble it up, baby. My kids need a ball. If it's in her lap. But you know what? I would have just been like, I don't know if it's even worth the fight.

Wait, hold on. What's this? It's pretty simple, folks. If you catch a baseball at a game, us folks at X will make sure your family abandon you and you lose your job. Jesus Christ. Apparently they can't find this lady. There's a rumor she lost her job.

She's a school teacher. That came out as fake news. of course that what what is people are saying uh that she was a school teacher and kids were commenting and harassing her and she lost her job but it was fake nothing see and you believe that you can just drink all the diet Pepsi you want just some some waify white dude just some guy said yeah with no no no no i'm their lab rat no i'm the dike coke lab rat thank you for the then thank you for your service yes we appreciate it i i hate diet coke but i you know i know some people that would appreciate that I want to make I'm gonna make we should make a AI video this is the

AI video that we should make it so somebody's gonna make this right now you're at a wedding a woman throws the bouquet and one catches it one steals it from her and then somebody then they they do this same thing she goes that's mine and you know it's a whole thing yeah I don't want to watch that either I mean I just think it's stupid but that's what would be that would be like the thing this is dumb yeah so now they're going to keep showing it's survival of the fittest the kid got hooked up though the philly saw this took him to the back he got a whole fucking swag bag from the player who hit the home run the kid got hooked up and now people but still the damage is done because the kid

realized in that moment oh your dad super beta yeah i i i don't know i mean i think because we saw the reaction he had i think his reaction looked funky but if you're in that situation chris and then some crazy woman comes over i would just be like you want this ball that bad here take the ball bitch get the fuck out of my face you know what i mean like like at that point it's like it's not even worth it he just shouldn't have reacted like that he shouldn't a cabbage patched you know what i mean i think that was probably oh my god that's hilarious she came over and he was like i think he was acting a little bit that's kind of odd that was a really odd reaction no i i just think the bitchness came out man that's all good you ever seen uh highlights

of people getting scared no i know i know i know it doesn't happen to me i don't get scared I don't jump I just piss my pants very calmly and it's my pants get soaked no dude and I hope I haven't eaten I love a good scare um

yeah I love a good I don't I tell no I tell I tell I have I told my wife and I've told everyone I've ever been in a relationship with very early on you don't do that shit to me oh yes yeah

you don't do it oh like like jumping and scaring yeah me too We don't do that. I punch. I hit. I hit when people scare me. So my wife knows.

I'm hitting up Kristen. Oh no. I'd ex-girlfriend accidentally socked in the face. She scared me in the shower. I'm beating Nick to the punch. Nick's going to be jerking off. I'm just going to be at your place. You know,

you're going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be like, I'm just going to be, I'm going to see you bitch out. We're going to record it. We would be in bed and we would be in bed and she would be like, she would be like,

why is Nick not jumping out yet? And then we just hear Nick go, and then she's why are you pissing your pants? Yeah, exactly. I'm just going to be in your bed in the middle and you won't even know what's going on.

In the middle? Oh, they know you there. Bro, if you're in the middle of our bed. Then I go like this, I go like this. Hey, Chris. God damn it, dude. Do you have on your diaper today? Man won

1.3 million at the casino and first call he made was to his mama says mama we're out of the hood we're leaving tomorrow oh my god there's cloud nine and then there's like cloud fucking poker

I got I got some thoughts I'll tell you who doesn't give a flying fuck that Asian guy who's at the table with him oh wow at blackjack probably something like side bet Jackpot thing.

Okay, yeah. Okay, first of all, first of all, first of all. It's a good commercial for the casino for sure. But this is going to be hard for people to understand, especially to people that watch our show. Yeah, yeah, I know. $1.3.00. I know, I know.

It's not a lot of money. Listen, you stay in the hood. Put that money into pay. And you will live like a king. The problem now is like, look, let me. Everyone knows now. Can I do my thing now? Let me do my thing now.

So 1.3 million. What are you going to do? Are you going to buy a house now? And where is that house going to be? Is it going to be a $500,000 house? Okay. Okay. So then what are the taxes going to be on that?

What's the upkeep going to be on that? What's your monthly nut going to be now? That $1.3 million, what he thinks he's going to do, it's going to be gone in two and a half years. Less. It's also really like $900,000 after taxes. We're still in the hood, but we can live a lot more comfortably for a little bit. That's what I, you know, maybe move down the street from the, move hood adjacent.

But you don't leave the hood with $1.3 million because you're not nowadays. Well, yeah, because what house, even in the hood, the house is going to be expensive. Pay off your mom's house if she got a house. You know what I mean? Hey, put that money in the bank. Live off the interest. Like, a million dollars living, I bet you this guy don't make $50,000 a year. Do you think this guy makes $50,000 a year?

He's got cool shoes. Probably not, sir. Probably not. So put that million dollars in the bank. Okay, just a million of it. Take the $300, have some fun with it. Put the million in the bank.

No, you'll pay taxes on it, Eric. You're forgetting it. He doesn't get 1.3. Brennan, I know, right? In the show? That's the whole other thing. Yeah, no, I understand. And I get, I get that.

I get that. It's just, yeah, because you get half that, right? Well, first of all he's going to find that out, too. He's going to be like, 1.3. He's going to be like, what's $450,000? What happens to the, you know? It depends on state he's in as well. Yeah.

Because if he's in. California, buddy, you're getting 40% of that. I was just in Vegas, and I won fucking $5,000. I came in third on the fucking poker thing, so technically I'm a gambler. Oh, wow. Oh, that's right. You did a celebrity poker thing. Heavy on the celebrity, right? Am I right?

Listen, speaking of gambling, you don't have to go to Vegas to make money, Chris. Just download the Drafking Sportsbook app. Use the code golden. All right? That's code golden to unlock the ghost leg. Get you some leg parlays, baby. Bills. I'm so good.

I'm still going to football season is back. Do you, yeah, do you guys do these on, do you like? Yeah, man, I love this shit. Football season's great. I'm in two fantasy football leagues. For who, like the Falcons or who? Falcons. I don't know.

Andre Risen. Falcon, oh, Jesus. In your world, left eye is still alive. Andre Risen to the top. Yeah, it's going to be some good stuff this year. Didn't she burn his back down? Packers, commanders is a fun one. Packers look great.

Bill's Jets. Jets's going to go to. Damn, Packers look good. Cowboys Giants. Cowboys are going to get their first win. Niners Saints is a good. That's a great game. What else we got?

Nate, keep going. You think Vinnie Testa Verdi is going to go far this year or no? Oh, my God. Oh, wow. I'm safe for the Jets. It's like talking to a woman. Well, no, they wouldn't know that. They wouldn't know that.

You got a replay of the Super Bowl. You got Eagles Chiefs. Ooh. Who you got in that? In KC. I don't like either of those teams. I definitely don't like KC. So I'll cheer for a Philly in that.

Vikings won last night. That was great. Go on Draft Kings, Bredded, and bet all your savings. Oh, dude, you're so smart. That's what I'll do. The crown is yours. Comic code golden. Draft king.

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See, I know more than the football. See, I'm saying it's Dallas versus the giant. But that's a weird way to say it. It is. Go city and city or team name, team name. Yeah, dude. Fucking see, I knew it. I went five and two against the spread last week.

Oh, wait. No, the reason why I say, okay, no, What is that even mean? Hold on. If I say Dallas, it's because it's only one team in Dallas. And I say it's fine, dude. Because there's two teams in New York.

Now you're, now you're acting like, you could mean Dallas stars, Eric. Now you're acting like where, now you're acting like where your girlfriends are wives. And so that's not, I don't care. Yeah, that's not fine.

I do not care, man. I, I explain things like this to my wife. Sounds like you care. The decision? Yeah, I just bet him on money line, but my big bet was BSD by sub. I announced it on our show after hour. I said it's the most confident of pick I've been

in a while and he fucking dominated. No idea what it means. Ben-Won-Saint-Div versus Maricio Hoofee this past UFC. It was incredible. I don't know what that means. It's incredible if you had money on BSD. If you're a Brazilian, you're fan of the nerd camp, you're not happy. Got it. BSD is a fighter. You're using his initials, right? French fighter. He's in the special forces in the France. BDSM. It's really hard to, it doesn't seem easy to vote on you. to bet on UFC. I mean, UFC's tough because there's so many ways to lose

and you don't know what the guy's dealing with, camp. You can't, like UFC works like this. Like you see as someone like Casey's size, you know, versus like Nick. And you would think,

well, Nick's gonna beat him up. And then you're just like, oh, then you have to find out what, what's Casey's skill set? You find out the skill set. You find out what Nick's like good or bad at.

Then you go, oh, actually, I think Casey's going to win this fight. You have to just know, it's about all that stuff. It's weird. And even still somebody can knock somebody out like this. What is just,

2003, we fucking know all that, Eric. God. Do you? Yeah, man, we know. We know, we just fucking, we talk about Ken Shamrock, bro. All my sports knowledge is from fucking, yeah. But that's what makes me me, man. And I am absolutely unique, and there's nothing you can do about that.

Just be ready. I'm going to be at your house and I'm going to scare you. You better be wearing some fucking protective gear, bro. I'm not going to, and a condom. I'm going to fight you, and then we're going to. I'm not going to go, like, in your face. I'm going to be like. It won't even matter.

You know it's going to be like this? You'll be like down your hallway. Yeah. You know, like where you're living room is to the front door. Yeah. And I'm just real quickly, I'm just going to... That would be so scary. Damn, that would be so scary.

You'd be like, was that something? But then you're going to know now. You're going to be like, Eric. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I'll be texting with that moment. You'll be texting what? I'll text you like, hey, man, what's up? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you here at my place? What are you talking about? What? No. Share your location. But, bro. My sound is all on my phone. So anyway, look, I know two guys right here are excited for the football season.

Yeah. Brendan's going to go ham and download the Draft King Sportsbook app. And so you can too and use the code of golden when you do and unlock that ghost leg. That's what I call my, never mind. Oh, sweetie, whoops, it's the ghost leg. Babe, that's so not sexy. It is to me. Anyway, can you make me a sandwich?

No, all right, I'll go make a sandwich. Do you make sandwiches? Bro, I haven't made a sandwich in so long. Yeah. Well, I just had one today. My wife made me a nice ham sandwich with cheese. Bro, are you, you know what? You are unbelievable, dude.

You're in Texas, dude. That you just are a ham sandwich eater, bro. And that sounds crazy. Did you even have that in the room? Cheese and mustard. Hey, Chris, just to have ham in the fridge? I haven't eaten ham. Like sandwich ready ham in the fridge.

That's crazy. You know what? That's diabolical. I have had a sandwich recently. And I'll tell you the two sandwiches I had recently. Tell us. Okay? A turkey sandwich, which is always good.

And then... I fucking hate turkey. Turkey's such a white person thing. You know what, dude? I'm more mad than Joe Rogan at Brian right now. Shut the fuck up, dude. Shut the fuck up. Turkey's for a bitch.

Dude, I'll mock ham and I can do it a lot better. When I look over at you, you better have an apron on. You hear what I'm saying? You better have an apron on. You're cooking sandwiches. You better be slicing meat. Yeah. You don't have a subway tag on right now.

I don't want to fucking hear it. No, but let me tell you that sandwich that I made last. Okay. Here we go. And now this is a bonkers. This is, oh, you don't think about this. When you think about sandwiches. Send your sandwich orders in, too, guys.

That's a very good sandwich, obviously. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, you don't think about. this sandwich when you think of sandwiches, especially when you make them at home. Bro, I made an egg and bacon and cheese sandwich and I fucking... Oh, like your breakfast? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Murdered it, dude. That's not crazy. Oh, shut. Oh, shut. Oh, that's pretty standard.

Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay, what's the last time you made one? Every time I make breakfast. This motherfucker. I put the egg on the bread and this guy's doing the British bacon show in his fucking house. Eric doesn't count. Yeah. I'll be like, when's the hell, would you like some bacon? Yeah. Might your own Heathball today. Dude, you, you, I got only ingredients there, man. You make my own snickers. So, you get your peanuts and you call me.

So, yeah, Brendan, you made a breakfast sandwich recently? No, man, my mother-in-law lives with me. I have one every Saturday. Oh, this guy. This is my fucking guy, dude. You know what? You piss me off, dude. Yeah, dude, things are different out here, bro.

This is why you marry Mexican. You know what I mean? You got a house. We can't, we can't get rid of all of them. I asked Kristen, I asked Kristen if the kids ate dinner the other night and she said, I don't know. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I go, what?

Yeah, that's what you're, you're knee deep into parenting when that happens. I go, what? Yeah. How about, what's the, does Kristen ever make sandwiches? She cooks. No, she cooks, she cooks dinner, but she does she doesn't make sandwiches. The only sandwich Rachel makes is a tuna sandwich. with too much mayo in it.

Oh, God. Well, what's too much? Chris, Chris, I say to her, hey, can I get some tuna with this mayo? Yeah. You know what I mean? I mean, it's just, it's just, I go, babe, what is this?

You know? She's like, what? And then this is what I hate. This is what I hate. She can't adjust. So I'll say, hey, can you not put so much mayo? Now there's no mayo in the motherfucker.

So now it's like, it's just dry tuna. It's either like this. Or it's like, Yeah, the fish, eating the fish. Dude, I... So you don't marry white girls, boys. Yeah, but, you know. Oh, this is what I made for a wolf the other day

because he stopped, he stopped liking eggs. No matter what, he won't like eggs. Billy won't eat eggs. But he loves avocado, all right? Okay. I'm listening. We'll go to a Mexican restaurant. This is exciting.

I'm listening. He'll eat a tub of guacamole. Okay. So this is what I did. I harboles some eggs. I took out the yellow. Mm-hmm. I made up some guacamole.

And I put the shit in the eggs. See this who you're talking to? And then he was like, oh, and he ate it. And I was at home like, that's right. I'm bored you. This, the dude. Did you cook the egg, Eric, or no? Huh?

You cook the egg or you just put the raw egg? Oh, hardboiled eggs. Oh, you get, it's a British baking show at this fucking guy's house. So I harboh. Oh, we're going to make guacamole eggs today. And then I put a little, I put a little smoke paprika on it. Yeah, I know, dude. And he was loving problems with your, with your toddler.

We're making guacamole. Giacomoli eggs today. Why is that? You might be asking yourself. Well, go online, check out. Check out the actual ingredients. This guy kills me, guys. Every week.

This guy kills me. That was guacamole eggs. You got to do it. I love doing the... It sounds good. I fucking cooking. I have to be the one that cooks. I get a fucking meat.

I get meat delivered from... Well, that's cool. Well, you could... Because you either have... You either have as a man, I feel like men are either happy. with the food situation if you have a wife

that cooks dinner makes you sandwiches or you're the guy that's like let's get on the grill I'll be the fucking guy I think anywhere Eric Eric how many pounds are you down

15 nice yeah you can't see I can he cut off his leg but the but hold on hold on hold on

that is so fucking funny and fucked up it's so rude I'm just I just get up But I'm like, wait, and I cauterized it myself. Dude, what if I had the leg? I was like, I'm down 15.

I'm down 15. Oh, fucking fuck that, dude. What the reason is, the intermittent fasting is a cheat code. And I do suggest everybody do that. You know, you try it. Have you seen Craig Robinson? Bro, no, where to go? Yeah, he fucking disliked.

It's unbelievable. Yeah, but he, that's the thing. He's the one that he told me about, When I first saw, I was like, what are you doing? You know, but he, he, but that shit is like, it's amazing. I saw that dude. I'm, I feel good. I'm like, I'm still working.

I saw Craig Robinson and I, I didn't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm skinnier than that. Yeah, now he is, yeah. I actually, I actually, I'm, I'm being totally honest for a, for a few seconds, I did not know it was Craig Robinson. I didn't know. And I know him. That's how skinny he is. And I see him, I see him, I, I say, hey, we're cool.

Dude, I, I, I didn't, I didn't know. and then I'm talking to him and I go oh this is Craig Robinson right that's more of what he looks like you know what I mean it's that's crazy you know but anyways yeah I love it but the problem my problem is this though damn Craig looking sexy so I'm down 15

and I'm still 15 away from the weight that I thought I needed to start losing weight yeah yeah yeah yeah I gotta lose we got some work to do yeah I still got work to do so but you know what I'm doing it yeah good yeah probably I hit the shit hard Look out, Kevin. I'm going to be the skiniest black dude in this motherfucker.

I hit the shit. I hit the shit yesterday. I did good. Nobody cares. We already know you're in shape. You're skinny. We know you're a 10 and all that bullshit. It's not that I'm a 10.

We don't want to hear about your dumb workout. It's just, you know, I got the heart pumping good, dude. All right. All right. I'm just saying. And, yeah, I did. I always, I always do legs. I always incorporate legs.

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A woman Or she asked what's the sexiest thing A woman can say You said oh yeah And then I saw this video Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah That is funny

It is like that Go ahead Go play a one A woman Right here Sexiest thing I could say And I told I told her

I told her it was this. Oh, yeah. Okay. So, and now this. Yeah. You like that? You like that?

It's my demo, baby. That's old. How yeah is the, you know what? We're really, really, we're really. Does she say that in this? Yeah. No, she goes like this. Oh, yeah.

When they swallow first, splurred central. Agree. These came up on my feeds like right in a row. Really? Yeah. Wow, bro. Nick's algorithm is all fucking fucked up, dude.

It's like, it's betting sites and weird, like, interactions. Yeah, yeah, just fucking Nick wins a bet. And he just goes, oh, yeah. I watch it's K-pop right now. Oh, yeah, bro. Your algorithm? Yeah, well, they're really trying to force that on it. I have never clicked on a K-pop thing.

Turned it down. And it's still in my algorithm. I like watching them because it'd be like these. skinny Asian girls where I'm just kind of like, what? Like they're dancing and stuff and it's great, but no ass. Just so fucking, you know,

but you know what it is? This was a great show. It was called Pop Star Academy, whatever it was called on Netflix. Oh, is that with, so that group Katzai, they worked with them for a year, and then they,

it's like a competition, but these girls are dope. They can dance. Damn, you watch that, Eric? Yeah, what the fuck? What the fuck is going on? This looks so bad. You act like you don't watch shit that your wife wants you to watch.

These girls are great, though. They really dance well. That's fucking terrible. Next year they're going to be like, they're going to blow up. But then you end up liking it. Yeah. Yeah. Because what, because they...

Look at the way they spell Katzai. That's so on. You know why you have to end up liking it? Are you just miserable through the whole thing? I understand that. I get it. You don't, I'd rather be... Go make your guacamole while she watches this.

All right, you're going to watch Katzai Academy. I'm going to go make my fucking guacamole eggs. You're talking shit about my guacamole. but you see. Looks like it's guacamole night. I'm going to come out to, oh, I'm going to be out in Texas with Rife, man.

So I'll, when is that? I'll sing you the dates. All right. Kristen wanted to watch. Maybe I go to, oh, I'm going to say, Dad, it won't be on a, maybe you're out of town or I'm not sure

because that'd be a good time for me to go film the podcast with Brendan. Oh, yeah, yeah. That'd be fun. Yeah, I did. Just do it like that, you know. I was, I got home from the road the other night,

and all I wanted to do is watch leftovers with Kristen because we're like halfway through and She already finished it. It's an old show. I wait. What do you not understand about how I watch TV? It's ridiculous.

I wait until it's well over. What's leftovers, though? Is leftovers good? Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's really good. It doesn't end well. Well, okay, fine. But don't spoil it.

I'm out. I'm out. It's too late. I'm out. I'm out. It's too late. You're getting spoiled. What do you mean?

I'm out. They don't know. You know what? This is the kind of show. They don't know why to end. But I know you're going to like it because you like that stupid, lost lost loss is my favorite it's the same thing

aren't these the same people that made lost i think it is no no no they don't know how to end shit no but but here's the thing hold on let's talk about shows that were on well i guess 15 years ago i'm watching bates motel right now that's an old one there you go that's the test of time if you like it now now is the time i've watched it okay well now that's crazy i'm watching i can't stand the fucking kid in that show

hold on brended did you just hear what he said yeah i'm on gray know what he's saying right now yeah that's how it sounds bro gray's anatomy they're on 30th season but i'm starting over i'm starting on season it's not even good the first time you're a man i'm not really watching it dude i'm just teasing you oh okay yeah no well i was best tv shows 2010 spartacus trim this is weird though louis great fringe but i haven't seen any of these i've never seen madmen i've never seen anything on this madman madman is one of those ones that people like, oh man, you've got to watch it. I just didn't watch it.

I've tried to watch Mad Men's Warwick Empire is another one I never watched. Wardwalk Empire is fucking awesome. I understand. I never watched it. Keep going. I love this. Luther never watched it.

Doctor Who never watched it. Okay. Lost. Trash. No. Dexter fantastic. Dexter was fine. The good wife. Nope.

Never watched it. Walking Dead loved it. Loved it. Yeah for two seasons. Oh, Big Loves fantastic. Did you guys finish the new deck? Did you finish the new Dexter? No, I didn't start it yet.

I have to wait until it stands the test. of time. Oh, it's good. Don't really watch Kurt. Oh, it's good. True Blood was great. True Blood, top five all-time shows. True Blood. It's about time for me to watch True Blood. Party down. Kill Yourself. Carlos, never watched it. Full review next week.

House, loved it. That shouldn't even be with those other shows. Nikita. Pro, get the fuck out of here. I know. Entourage. I watched it. Oh, whoops. My friend Chains in that. Glee. Loved it. Office. I was going to say, if you watch Glee, I know you're gay. My dad directed Glee a bunch

I'm gay He escaped the curse Intreatment was fine Community Community is one of those shows That they told you was good And I never watched it Okay

Pillows of Verve What is it? Community Remember how people We're talking about community It's crazy It was never for me I saw clips and I'm like

I don't know I didn't like it at all I forgot about bored to death 30 Rock eastbound and down hilarious Nurse Jackie was great That was actually a great show What was number one

That whole list makes me bad Tremet Tremay, that's weird Tremay Yeah I heard that was good But who wants to watch that It's like sad and shit

Yeah And also about weather You know what gets me When I look at a list like this So we did two seasons Of I'm dying up here Okay Every time I see people who loves that show

Great show This huge director By the way I got the part y'all I'm not going to tell you about it, but anyway, the director, it's a big, hey, Eric, real quick, that part, it's a big deal or what? Yeah, it's Spider-Man or what are we talking about it? It's the grimace story.

So, anyway, what anyways, the guys, okay, let me just finish my point. You get, I'm done up here, all right, two seasons, right? And, you know, it's like people talked about it, whatever. A show that came on at the same time as us is shy. Yeah. Shy is still on. What is that? Eight seasons.

Shy? I don't know one person. I didn't watch. I've never heard of it. What is it? Pull it up. You've heard of shy. No,

no, no, really interesting. Oh, shy. Yeah. Oh, got it.

Got it. I do know that. That's still on? Yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah.

It's unbelievable. So what I'm saying is you don't know why something gets picked up or not. Or why it stays on the air or not. Right, right, right, right. This is one of those ones that I just asked me, hey, I don't know a single person that watches this show. I need, I need,

someone to tell me that oh i love that show and i've been watching yeah but if you well okay yes if you weren't in i'm dying up here you'd never hear about it though people who talked to you about that because you were in it yes i understand what you're saying yeah i just why do you look like you're gonna fucking kill me now yeah but i just don't know i don't know i feel like people maybe it's because it's comedy comedy community but like crash and uh i'm dying up here both still talked about i hear crash once about uh crashing crashing with pete holmes oh wow I forgot about that. They came out at the same time.

They'll stand up. I never hear about crashing. I only hear about Undying I hear because of you. Oh, really? I don't know. It was just like, well, and then people walk up to me and they say you should have been an undi-died.

I think we need one more season. We needed one more season. Okay, look at this show Shy. We have to ask Kevin if anybody he knows watches Chai. That's really the disconnect. Because I've never talked to anybody who watches power. There's three people. Four iterations of that.

There's three people on that Chai. Oh, I know exactly what you're saying. Power is like Yeah But I have friends And what you know Yeah You have like

You know There's three people on that poster That I don't know If they're men or women It was like empire There's two of them that are not keto Is this the WMBA All Starz team? Yeah right here

Who's that person in the front On the left is I don't know What's going on And maybe that's it But Yes I don't know

I'm just saying Hey hey Hey more power to them Oh yeah Oh it's great I love it Because this is, my dream is to be on a show. Oh, yeah.

That nobody knows. Oh, fuck, yeah, dude. Chris, Chris. Nobody watches it. It's like, people ask you. You go, what are you doing? I'm on that show. They go, I've never seen that.

I don't care. It's been on eight seasons. And you know, and you got that money and then you're done. That'd be the best. The best. The best. Yeah, bro. Dude, I got to tell you something.

I got to tell you guys this. So I'm on it. All right. So I'm on the flight yesterday. And I, and from Vancouver. and there's this other actor. I won't say who it is because I said something fucked up to him.

So we're, so we're, he's sitting next to me and he's telling me about, you know, we have kids and I'm like, oh, this is great.

And he goes, he's like, yeah, you know, my wife had really terrible postpartum. Right. You know,

because he's talking about how their sex life is not what he wants it to be. And he's like, you know, my wife had terrible. How well do you know this guy? How well do you know this guy?

How well do you do it's going deep? Why are you doing a podcast with the guy you just met. I know, That's what he said. But this is what he said. He goes, you know, it's like, he's like, yeah, my wife had terrible postpart.

She was like suicidal. And then I turn it and I go, yeah, I know how unattractive that is. Oh, that's hilarious. Wow. Did he laugh? Yeah. Well, I don't know. Some of the actors are fucking weird.

Do you guys know each other well? Huh? Do you know each other well or no? First time you met him, he's like, dude. Wow. That's aggressive. What if you found out it was Hugh Jackman? Hellarious.

No, but we had a good vibe. I know. Yeah. We vibed. I get it. He was funny. First time he was like, dude, my wife won't do anal. He was like, oh, this guy's like a comic, you know, and I was like, we were having a good time.

It was just funny. He let, we laughed so hard on the plane. The whole, we were one of those annoying people to talk loud on the plane. I would have, this was me on the other side. Shut up. You know what I thought about? I was like, you don't normally have people have people have this good of a time on a flight. You know what I mean?

Not allowed. Dude's great. He was great. I'm glad you made a friend. Tomorrow, I'll be in Pittsburgh. I will be at Oxnard, Friday and Saturday. Oxnard, come check me out, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 12th through the 14th, Oxnard!

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