The Golden Hour - Big Al's Dingers

Episode Date: July 31, 2020

The gang talks Drive Thru Strip Clubs, Lou Williams' Magic City Wing Stop, Salon Stripper School, Shapel In White Face, Theo's Date with Jared Fogle's Sister, All New KATS In The Wild, Regional Roids, NASA Bros, Jo Koy, Hottest Asian Women Debate, Dave Portnoy's Interview with Donald Trump and much more!Butcher Box - https://butcherbox.com/katsLiquid IV - https://liquidiv.com/ promo code: KATSBetterHelp - https://betterhelp.com/katsMyBookie - https://mybookie.ag/ promo code: KATSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim, you got this planned out, huh? Yeah, it's called a plan. You had a plan with Fogle's sister? Dude, you tell Brendan two ideas that are going to happen in the same day, and he's like, that's insane. Like, that's a plan, you delinquent. Chin, you been this? I feel like Chin would be a little stiff at the strip club.

No, don't use Chin as a get-out-of-jail-free card. Every time we rip into Brendan, dude, he's like, hey, Chin! Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz! Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro.

I'm not touching you, dude. I'm waiting to show on up. He said, I took time out of my day to eat coffee and donuts, and Cat's the only one enjoying them. Dang. He's also my grateful bitch. He's got a donut right there. He hasn't tried it yet, and then Chin walks in and says, Ugh, you know I don't eat donuts. Tell someone grateful, bitch. He's got a donut right there. He hasn't tried it yet.

And then Chin walks in and says, Ugh, you know I don't eat donuts. I don't eat donuts. I don't eat sweets. I don't like sweets for some reason. You know I don't eat donuts, god damn it. A ninja doesn't donut, man. A ninja only does a donut in a Mazda RX-7.

Everybody knows that. Yeah. Real donuts. It's only donut Chin likes. Real donuts. Fucking GTR on it. I knows that. Yeah. Real donuts. It's like donut chin lights. Real donuts. With a fucking GTR on it. I could see an Asian fella or woman,

no offense if anybody's something, but having actual donuts on their car, you know? I'd do it. Getting tires that look like actual donuts,

you know? Donuts. And putting them on the side of the vehicle. Putting them on the vehicle. And doing donuts. Yeah. And putting them on the side of the vehicle. Putting them on the vehicle. And doing donuts. Yeah. And spitting, throwing donuts out the back.

I went by a donut food truck. Dude, put your little scarf back on, dude. Nah, I'm sick of that shit, dog. Really? It don't match my outfit either. You look like the freaking, you look like the cleanup batter for the damn League of Their Own.

That's what you look like. You get the way you're dressed. I know it's early. I know it's early. I know it's early. Dude, you look like Andy Dick's personal trainer. Oh, yeah. That's true, dude.

Bro, you look like a fucking cleanup batter for the Racine Bells, dude. What's going on here? Let's get Big Dorothy in. Let's get Big Dorothy in, dog. Speaking of cleanup batters. Oh, dude, this means throwing that junk at my son.

He's acting all fresh, dog. I wonder why my pants are off. Yeah, what is going on? My other son, Boston, the seven-month-old, threw up on him. And I went, well, we ain't stopping because I'm throwing this junk to this four-year-old. Dang, what did you throw? I threw a baseball and he hit a goddamn home run. Now, I think, I got to be honest, I think he's juicing.

Yeah? I ain't talking about Capri Sun here. Really? No, sir. I think he's juicing. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. He'd been emailing me about some drugs, man.

Trying to slide under the radar. Play that again. Let me see that again. So I wouldn't be shocked. You just want to see your picture. That was a knuckleball. Oh, knuckleball. Underhand knuckleball. Dude, that was a nutball was a nut ball to give your junk faces straight at the kid

yeah my bitch is all up in the camera boom but why do that your kid just came out of your penis four years ago and now you're showing him where he's that's like showing him his home who's this little thick nugget it reminded me of this kid. This is Alfred D'Elia. This is Alfred D'Elia? Zanlock 2 looks sheisty. Dude, this is Sam Witchlot. God damn. This little fella's thick, bro.

Yeah, a little thick nugget. Dude, they should put a thong on that little fella. Where I'm from, if your son's hotter than your wife, you put a thong on that little fella. Where I'm from, if your son's hotter than your wife, you put a thong on him. Where I'm from. Put his little ass in a little meat hammock. Let everybody know what he's working with.

Yeah, yeah. Throw him in a freaking nice pair of undies and a Larry Bird jersey, bro. Oh, schnapps. Be a talk of the town. Let people know he's wildin'. Hi, my name's Alfred DeLeo. At home, they call me Big Al, Oh, snaps. Be a talk of the town. Let people know he's wildin'. Hi, my name's Alfred D'Elia.

At home, they call me Big Al, and I hit dingers. There you go. They call me Big Al? Big Al. Big Al hitting them dingers. How about having the name Big Al at that age? Big Al hitting them arteries, bro. If they call you Big Al.

Big Al in your eight? Big Al hitting them fucking Totino pizza rolls. That's what he's hitting. Dude, they're going to call you Big Al. Big Al and you're eight? Big Al hitting them fucking Totino pizza rolls. That's what he's hitting. Dude, they're going to call him Funeral. Before Long Dog. Dude, obesity doesn't age well. It sure doesn't. It doesn't really age, does it?

Nuh-uh. It just gets locked in. I mean, that guy is thick for that age, you know? Big Al playing that summer baseball because you know his big ass thing would be at the pool. Because if he is, he's wearing a t-shirt. Dude. No, that guy's got too much confidence to wear a t-shirt. That's true.

Dude, that guy's going to be a video vixen in Atlanta by the time he's freaking 14. No doubt. Back that ass up. He's about that Magic City. He's getting them wings. That's the only strip club he's going to go to. Oh, dude.

He definitely. Well, now they got those new strip clubs by the side of the road, you know? And you just drive by the drive-bys? The drive-thru, yeah. Yeah, the drive-thru. And the chicks just shake it. And then you, like, throw money out your window. Wait, what?

Yeah. You've never seen these? You actually don't even open the window. You just Venmo from your car. Yeah. Pretty wild. Bummer. It's a new stuff

man get out there man what the hell bro you must be with this with the church man you with the church god is good damn i want you to have some fun yeah streaks on your shirt dude rent a kia sophia and drive that bitch into a damn car wash. They got bitches in there. I know, I need a car. Because that's the thing. Apparently what they did, they hollowed out a car wash and put women in there instead of washing stuff.

Brilliant. Oh. See, I need a car to do that. Yeah, but get that Uber. Okay. Yeah, you can do Uber. Surprise the guy. Surprise the guy or the lesbian.

Are you talking about Lou Williams? He left the quarantine for a funeral for his grandfather but he decided to stop at magic city strip club and get some wings what an idiot yeah they got wings or he's awesome dude danger in the whole nba so you can get a wing not you're not really dangerous because now you got a quarantine so now the joke's on him because now he's gonna miss out on 150 oh yeah on him because now he's going to mess out on 150 grand. Oh, yeah, that's true. And he's not going to be around anybody. It is pretty savage then, I guess. Yeah, it's pretty dope. But the dumb thing is he gets there, right,

and they have wings named after him. Have you heard of Magic City in Atlanta? No. What? No. What is it? Strip club. Come on.

God damn. You've never seen a TI video? The last time I went to a strip club was years ago time I went to a Wimbledon was years ago. I went to a strip club. Years ago? Yeah. I don't know, like 19? Come on, man.

He made some random half pipe in Venice and he knows where it's at. Damn, dog. You name a library somewhere and this dude's been in there, you know? Wait, you've been to a strip club, Theo? Yeah, I've been to a couple, man. That's a grown man. Don't look at him. Dude, first...

You look like you bring muffins to the strip club. Bro, let's see that fluff, baby. Who wants them? Who wants blueberry? Who wants them hard tops, baby? Dude, the first strip club I ever went to was in Louisville, Kentucky. With my buddy Lance Hecker.

I think he's like a colonel or something in the Army. Or no, he's a colonel in the Navy. I bet there's some ostriches on that fucking scene. Dude, I was too young to go in. He went in and then he would come out and tell me what he was seeing. Dude, this girl's some BS. Her stomach's a little loose but whatever man and then like the third time he came out i had my shirt off

he's like what the hell's going on you start throwing money at him yeah dude it was fun i'm not the biggest strip club fan are you what i don't like about strip clubs is it seems like somebody in there always is trying to do something. There's something bad going. Like somebody's going to steal something from you. Yeah, well, the girls are always – it's like always a hustle. Like it's always a scam. Like, oh, my name is Cinnamon.

Can you just give me like somewhat of a real name? My name is Paprika. My name is Bailey. It's always like – Oregano. Just off the bat, that's the best fake name you come up with? Yeah, they wild.

Can't you be a Mary, a Sarah, an Annie? And a lot of girls too, like by me, when I was growing up, they had a, you know,

a strip and center, they called it basically. And, like a college? It was attached to like the place where you learn to cut hair, right? If that didn't work out,

you went to the back and learned to dance. If you were bad, you couldn't cut them them bangs go next door and shake that thing yeah yeah that's it okay i like that bangs and thangs i think that was the name of the joint that's a good joint for a chicken wing club but no dude quit naming shit that's food places dude i'm sorry the whole thing i know non-stop you know um but here's the thing so you go in there you learn a dance they teach the ladies to dance in there you know you got to put leave your scissors at the door though you don't want to hurt yourself yeah and uh but the stage

was too high you know the stage and the ceiling of the place was low so you'd have to duck down and like learn a strip at the same time. Get your twerk on. So it kind of had that Michael Jackson thriller. I like that. Get your eagle on. You have no choice. So usually you could stand up.

A stripper could stand up. But there was only about four feet of height between the stage and the ceiling. So you had to duck down and strip. That sounds dope. You know what? Get low. Get low. Oh, there we go.

Where's that guy? Where's that guy? Where's that guy? Where's that guy? I don't even know what guy. Come on? Get low. Get low. Oh, there we go. Where's that guy? Where's that guy? Where's that guy been, dude? What do you mean, what guy? Come on, get low. Get low. Come on, man. You know what state has the most strip clubs per kappa?

I know Nick definitely knows. Nick's like this. Yeah. Do you know? Do I know? I don't care. Oh, wait. That's what I just realized.

Portland. Portland. Yeah. Oh, wait. That's what I just realized. Portland. Portland. Yeah. Oh, really? Portland. Portland. A bunch of pasty, tatted up, hipster white guys with them tits out, dude. Dang.

And they're all over, dude. Oh, you're an idiot. Dude, I went to a Mexican place. I went to a Mexican place. I forgot about that. We were there. That was the last time. I was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I go to the bathroom. I take a right instead of a left. I'm in a fucking strip club with a fucking enchilada burrito in my hand. It was a Mexican restaurant. Strip club in the back. If you go to the bathroom, you have no choice but to see the strip club. You have to see it.

It was dope. You guys are complaining, man. This is the problem. No one's complaining. You guys sound like you're complaining. I wish they had a little bit of a tan, but whatever. Yeah. Yeah. But you guys sound like you're complaining, man. Dude, protests and strip clubs.

That's what Portland does. I guess I would go up there to get a little, see a little. Yeah, get yourself a nice fucking dark roast coffee from the hipster. But the scary part is you get in there, I feel like, into these strip clubs, Brendan, and you don't know a lot, but you get into places and they take advantage of you, dude. That's the problem. Yeah, if you're a fucking cuck. Not with me, dude.

I have a whole fucking plan, dude. What? You've never had a plan. Oh, dude, I have a whole plan, dude. In the strip club, you gotta have a plan. Dude, you can't just come in looking like that and expect they're not going to jack your pockets, Jody. I look like I do lawn care for Care Bears. First of all, you've never had a freaking plan, dude.

You should have. You've got a plan, dude. You can't just go in open-minded with your fucking pockets stuffed with cash, daddy. Look, look, I love your— I'll tell you right now. I'll tell you right now. You go to the bathroom, you're probably going money too with them cheeks dude everyone's like god damn shody got an ass hey that's my friend theo man bro here's what i'm telling you is if you didn't

start popping about four weeks ago and stand up you'd be stripping son i was getting close but what i'm saying and you're not listening, is... You would send me videos and be like, dude, what do you think of this? I'm like, dude, I would stick with stand-up right now. You're like, but just check this shit out. If you cut him off one more time, I'm going to hear this damn song. I'm trying to get it so he doesn't get it out. Yeah, because he doesn't have a plan, that's why. He never had a plan.

If you read your diary, dude, which you quit writing in because it was hard to do, you would realize that you never had a plan. Okay. Strip club got out of the plan, man. Nothing makes me more excited than getting home. I got a box full of meat. Do you? Oh, dude. A box full of real nice meat for your mouth.

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I've actually been there, but I don't get it. I'd rather go to a bar and try to do it yourself. Oh, my God. John Stamos? I'm not saying my batting percentage is high. I'm just saying. Bro, he's the John Henry, and you're just that machine that just does whatever. He shows up with that pickaxe, dude.

And my heart explodes at the end. And his heart explodes. Basically, that book's about slavery. I don't know if you guys know that or not. John Henry, the steel-driving man. I don't know what the fuck we're talking about. Is that a movie? Bring him up, John Henry. Let's bring him up. The steel-driving man. John Henry, know what the fuck we're talking about. Is that a movie? Bring him up. John Henry.

Let's bring him up. The steel driving man. John Henry, the running back for Alabama? They tricked him into a bet to do all that work basically. That's Dave Henry, dude. The founder of Wendy's. That's Dave Thomas. It is? If you know one more white thing,

dude. Only Chappelle would have a Dave Thomas tattoo on his back. I like redheads. Now, that's John Henry right there. You see him? And what did he do? What's he famous for? There's a folklore.

They had a new machine to make some tunnel. I will find out which one. And he said he could tunnel it himself. And he raced the machine and he actually beat it, but when he got there his heart exploded. But he beat it. Is this a real story?

Folklore. Yes, he is said to have worked as a steel driving man. See, Brendan? Classic folk song. Man, that's some bullshit. Well, is it? That's why you get hustled in the strip club. Talk about John Henry to these bitches, is it? That's why you get hustled in the strip club. Talk about John Henry to these bitches, man. What's wrong with you?

Dude, they like that, I think. A lot of those women are looking for information education. You know? You go in there with a community college sweatshirt on, they flock to you, bro. You know? A lot of guys think you got to go into a strip club with, like, you know, money and do this. There he is. is that legend yeah that legend bro that is square hamburgers

dude that is chapelle and whiteface that is dude in 15 years that is chapeappelle in whiteface, dude. Damn, bro. We got to get you a tie, bro. I know, right? Get a tie. He looks warm. He looks like a Jehovah's Witness right after lunch.

That's what he looks like as well. Did he pass away? Yeah. Yeah, he did. And then Wendy runs shit now? His daughter's still alive. Can you get a picture of Wendy Thomas and get a look at her? Oh, he died a while ago.

She's pretty hot, man. Yeah, she does the commercials now. She does? I don't think she does. There she is right there. She's the face of the... Someone's a little too friendly with the drawings. Top right is her.

That artist... Was the artist blind? What the fuck? What are you talking about, dude? You know exactly what I'm talking about. What the fuck? That's what he got out of that? There she is on the bottom right there in the young one.

Dude, I didn't see no thick ass Wendy on any billboards. Well, that's her. Oh, man. Oh, shit. Chen likes her. She's cute. She's cute. She's shit. Jen likes her. She's cute. She's cute. She's cute.

That little double stack hitter there. Dude. Look at those two strips of bacon hanging off the back of her neck, too, dude. That's what I like. You're crazy if you don't think she invented the fucking milk shake with the fries in it. Yeah, the frosting. You're crazy, dog. You're a real dick.

Oh, I'm a dick. You're a real dick. Oh, I'm a dick. You're a real dick. Dude, are you telling me that looks anything like the fucking card, dude? Little thick-ass Wendy. Why not be real, dude? I'd much prefer Wendy be thick on the billboard. That makes you want to go.

That's some little skinny girl. Theo, debate club. Wendy or Jared Fogle's sister? Ooh, that's a good call. I don't know if everybody knows that. I got a BJ,. Wendy or Jared Fogle's sister? Ooh, that's a good call. I don't know if everybody knows that. I got a BJ actually from Jared Fogle's sister. Wait, what? Yeah, in 2000 or sometime.

Get that foot long. You keep saying that. No. Get that foot long, girl. You're disgusting, Brendan. And this is why you're struggling in your life. Jay Fogue, bruh. He was different back then.

This is back for all the pedophilia. This is when he was 600 pounds? No, I think he was probably about 210 at that point. He was different back then. This is back for all the pedophilia. This is when he was 600 pounds? No, I think he was probably about 210 at that point. He was on his way down. On the way down. I saw you. Hey, but what does his sister look like? Do we know?

She doesn't have much of a social media presence. We couldn't find her. Yeah, probably laying low. Wait, hold on. She doesn't have much of a social media presence? She's on every freaking picture of a dang bunch of social media presidents. She's on every freaking picture of a thing. Wendy's across the country.

That's enough, guys. No, no, no. We're talking about the You have any followers? You have any followers We're talking about the footlong you gave. Oh, Fogel's sister?

Yeah. Fogel's sister. Oh, Fogel's sister. It wasn't a footlong. Fogel's sister. It was more of a four-inch round. We used to have those. The flatbread.

The round flatbread. She said, it ain't a foot long, but. See if we can get a pic of those Subway four-inch rounds up there. Four-inch rounds. See, this is the problem. Everything is a vague food sexual reference when it comes to bread. Dude, you're the one that hooked up with Fogle's sister. Bro, I would.

I had nothing to do with it. I would call it dating. I was talking about Wendy's thick ass, and you're talking about Fogle's sister. I would nothing to do with it. I would call it dating. I was talking about Wendy's thick ass and you're talking about Fogle's sister. I would call it dating very briefly at night. I wouldn't call it.

But where did, my question is, where'd you meet her? That four inch round. And was it a money play? In Louisiana. It wasn't a money play. What are you talking about, dude?

What are you talking about? He can't legit just get the girl? Yeah, you're dressed like the evil banker for a lesbian freaking softball team. You need help, bro. You need to have bankers, bro.

Yeah. I'm so mad. You look like you should be in that movie Money Breast. That's a movie? It would be. It's like Moneyball, but it's about lesbian men. And Brendan plays the evil manager, the evil financial guru of the the evil financial guru stealing money yeah leaking the money who's being shady and doing nasty stuff and walking to the bathroom of a mexican restaurant

going and looking at titties and stuff y'all nasty man yeah it's called a plan yeah you had a plan with fogle's sister dude you tell brendan two ideas that are going to happen in the same day, and he's like, that's insane. Like, that's a plan, you delinquent. Chin, I feel like Chin would be a little stiff at the strip club. No, don't use Chin as a get-out-of-jail-free card. Every time we rip into Brendan, dude, he's like, hey, Chin. What are you doing, dude?

You chased that big titty girl away from the frickin' uh. Well, I was worried how many times you were gonna beat this fuckin' dead horse on the plan thing Bro this whole show is beating a dead horse Yeah That's your nickname, dead horse What is this? Uh, just some cats in the wild Uh, someone saw Theo on the train

Oh shit, that looks like a Just snacking. Damn, that's so good. Snackies. Snackies. Oh, my God. Where was I going, huh? Probably somewhere that I'd written down earlier in the day in a planner.

Yeah, you've been looking at your watch, it looks like. Yeah, busy. What is she snacking on there? That ain't a woman, you asshole. Yeah, it is. Actually, she has a... That's a starving picture for the Reds. For the Marlboro Reds.

That lady ain't a damn woman. That's a lady. That ain't a lady. That's a lady. That ain't a lady. That's a lady. If that's a lady, then I'm a lady. Yeah. That's what I've been trying to tell you this whole time, bro. Bro, that's me.

Where was I going? Probably chasing that honey over there in a white shirt. Yeah. That little lady with that lean head, bro. A lot of lean-headed women out there. A little skinny head there. A lot of lean-headed women right there. That looks like me

right now. Oh, now. Or, I mean, whenever, but it definitely looks like me now. Wow. And then we've got Chappelle. He was in the wild. He was a little bit in his feelings. I'm always in my feelings.

Yeah. I respect it. Yeah, have you met this guy? His feelings are great. There you go. Get that shirt. Feelings are great? Yeah.

Is that a shirt? It is now. Oh, feelings are great. Dude, you could be a colonel in the Antifa military, dude, if you got a feelings are great. Dude, you could be a colonel in the Antifa military, dude, if you got a feelings are great shirt. Oh, no way, dude. This is perfect. It's Chappelle's little brother. I know.

It's Chappelle. Lila, I can promise you that by the time that we get through the world, we'll never ever be the same. This is so good. Damn, Chappelle. I don't blame you. Oh, what you do to me. I like how he was laying on the floor. What's that? Because he was laying on the floor. Yeah, what's he doing?

Because he's in secret, dude. He's in an adoption home. He's got to be secret. It wasn't bad, though, was it? It wasn't bad. It wasn't. And here you are now. See, that's when you were, that's when, that's when.

Yeah, that's when I was on, you know, what do they call it? You were looking for us. It was before the backflips. Do you like them? that do i like my team no i don't like that man oh really nobody would have guessed that no i don't like that's a little too emotional for me a little too emo a little too emo yeah i was never a part of the emo phase. What? Yeah. Were you? But we don't have tons of proof that I was or wasn't. Everything you talk, you're a freaking living Hallmark card aisle.

You are the emo phase, dude. Who's the king of emo? Like, emo raps big, right? Who's the king of emo rap? Kid Cudi? big, right? Who's the king of emo rap? Kid Cudi? Emo rap. Kid Cudi would be emo rap. Maybe Lil Peep.

Yeah. Was he emo rap? Yeah, they like that guy. Yeah, I think Kid Cudi is like the original. Backpack rappers. Yeah. They get all sad and start rapping. Yeah, Kid Cudi's got some pretty sad songs. Honestly, we may have done this on the show

or I just saw it on social media a couple times, but Theo and Brendan were in a movie a while ago that no one ever talks about for some reason. This is from Tremors. Just watch this. Tremors. Great movie. Jamie Kennedy's in there, isn't he?

No. That's a great movie. Dune. He was in Dune. Oh. That does look like it. They look like much better Hollywood versions of us. Who's that on the right?

What's his name? Handsome. I don't know his name. It is... Clive Owen? No. No, no, no. He's older.

This guy's real old. Tremor's a great movie. Is this Fred Ward? Fred Ward. Oh, Freddy Ward, huh? Gang, bro. There's a... I think he's Korean. Don't get mad at me. I think there's a Korean guy in that movie, too. In Trem, huh? Gang, bro. There's a, I think he's Korean.

Don't get mad at me. I think there's a Korean guy in that movie, too. In Tremors? He dies, yeah. The kid, right? Nope. Nope. He's the old man.

Oh, the old, old dude. Yeah, I think he's Japanese. Is he Japanese? I thought he was Korean. He's also in Big Trouble in Little China. Victor Wong, so he's Chinese. Dude, I'm just pissed you guys brought these donuts, man. You don't like them?

I didn't want to eat today. I come in. I figured everybody got up early. I'd be nice and bring people donuts, and you come in like a dickhead. Why don't you bring people a salad? Why don't you bring people something good for them? A little bit of steroids, bro. Bring that deck of D-ball for everybody?

Bring that Winstraw. Just little ass shots? Dude, one time I was partying somewhere, I think in New York or something, and a buddy of mine, he's like, hey, man, I'm going to get some drugs, right? Probably like 1 a.m. or 2 a.m. And I was like, all right, man, whatever. He's like, come with me. I was like, nah, man, I'm chilling, man. I'm going to sleep, man.

It was pretty late. Yeah, I'm not believing this. You're not? No, you probably got the drugs. Well, here's what happened. I would have. I i said wake me up when you get back with the drugs smart you know what i'm saying you got a plan yeah dude thank you bro yeah had a little bit of a plan right um so the guy comes back he has freaking steroids of the drugs he bought it's 4 30 in the morning he's trying to party he had a plan to get in shape bro well look but i'm

like dude it takes two weeks for those to kick in he's at least whatever yeah and he just shot him up right there into his butt and did he get swole huh i don't know i went back to sleep but i saw him oh i do remember one of his eyes turned a different color you got that bootleg new york he got that bootleg shit not the shit a-rod was taking dude i yeah i bought some bootleg stuff off of a dude one time and it was bootleg steroids oh yeah real regional type stuff you know it'd be easy to bootleg steroids yeah because you could just put olive oil into a thing. Yeah, and then just blame it on you got shitty genetics. Yeah. It's not my fault it's not working, dude. Yeah, look at your dad's wrists.

Look at your mom's neck, dude. What do you want me to do? You guys just don't have it. You just don't have that swag. It's not for everybody, man. Yeah. Here's another couple ounces, man. It's extra virgin.

Shoot it in your butt cheek. Meanwhile, your butt cheek's rotting off your body. But here's a guy right here who's got some strong information. You can tell out of the blue because it is whatever time of year it is right now, which is, I think, summer, and there is a Christmas tree up in the house. He's too lazy to take it. In the background, yeah. And now he's already past that middle point. Yeah, he might as well leave it up now. In the background, yeah. And now he's already past that middle point.

Yeah, he might as well leave it up now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Theo, what's up? Got a King of the Stingin' for you. Gang, bro. Got that Billy Conforto shirt on. Oh, man, RIP. King of the Stingin'.

Colonoscopies. Myself, I have ulcerative colitis, which is an irritable bowel disease, so I've had like seven colonoscopies in my life. They're not too bad. You know, they slide to some drugs, you pass out, they're all up in your holes. I like to refer to it as that Bill Colonoscosby. Get what I'm saying? Just want to say I love you guys.

I've been sick actually with this disease the last couple years. I've been restricted to being at home a lot. Your podcast really helps. Keeps my spirits up. Everybody down there at the King and the Sting fam, you guys are making me laugh every week. Or if I'm real sad, I'll pull like a Theo and listen to some Bishop Gun. Turn on some Shine. Or I'll pull a Brendan and like just get punched in the head and forget stuff.

Amen, bro. Love you guys. Hope you in the head and forget stuff. Amen, bro. Love you guys. Hope you come through St. Louis soon. Gang, gang, swollen colon. Hey, swollen colon. Nick, is that different than what your sister does? Oh, yeah. Colonoscopy, they just stick a camera up there,

and my sister washes it out. Oh, wow. Look, that's that Andy Dufresne, what his sister does. They should have a special package called that Andy Dufresne. You know? Yeah, where they wash two dudes out of your butt. In and out.

Instead of what takes 600 years. This is my Morgan Freeman impersonation and I'll do it for you guys because half you guys are pieces of shit. It's your only impression. You can't. Let me do it.

All right, do it. I've heard it though. They said it would take a man 600 years to get out of this here prison. But Andy Dufresne did it in less than 20. That's him crawling through some shit.

Pretty good, huh? I actually got to give you props on that one. It was legit. Thank you, man. I appreciate that. Yeah, that's a tough time, bro. This is a tough time. And this is before they had the camera,

they would send a guy in there right there. That's that video. Yeah, thanks for the shout out, man. And yeah, I think put all the christmas trees up man if you got to keep your spirits up yeah if that makes you happy leave them up yeah do put up a halloween you know go door to door and ask for candy do whatever you got to do man um fruitcake all day doug yeah uh what was this guy asking about i'll take one i'm not doing two though if you want to check it out i guess i I'm going to do it, you know?

But Brendan seems like the kind of guy that would get a colonoscopy by laying on his back and holding his legs open. Like a baby? Oh, my God. I would do it on my back, and you'd do it on all fours. Dude, all fours is the way to do it, bro. I don't think so, dude. What?

I think you're passed out, right? And they just flip you over. Dude, well, I'm passing out on all fours, dog. You know what I don't think so, dude. What? I think you're passed out, right? And they just flip you over. Dude, well, I'm passing out on all fours, dog. You know what I'm saying? Like a champion. Yeah, dude. Like a baby with his butt in the air. Why do you leave a thong on?

Dude, I think you got to go. If I'm going colonoscopy, I guess, man. I mean, if you need them, do it, dog. Aren't they good to do? Huh? They say they are, but they say a lot of stuff, man. It's basically a vaccine for your butt. Oh.

So if you want to, you know, I'm more of an anti-vaxxer, I think. I think. You know, I haven't read up on it. But it seems fun, dude. How do you know if you need one though you know if you feel like it does your butt feel kind of risky i don't know if it's more so the butt more so the hole you ever had a hemorrhoid no have you had one i think i did have one yeah that's that's not you've had one oh yeah wow how'd you get it lifted heavy weight and being overweight you can get it just from being

overweight oh wow if you're overweight and you lift real heavy weight like there's a lot of strain like i was dead lifting or squatting in college i just remember my asshole it's like never before and i keep itching it and just got worse worse and worse and then next thing you know you got this grape size hemorrhoid hanging on your asshole no it was awful you're disgusting dude that's life that ain't life dude i've been alive and that's not happened to me and then some people have they have to tie it off with a rubber band and surgically remove them no first of all the person that just puts cream on it is a pervert okay that's what you gotta do dude if something's hanging out of my buttocks and i'm putting cream on it i know i'm okay that's what you gotta do dude if something's hanging out of my buttocks and i'm putting cream on it i know i'm a freak bro you're a freak huh second of all yeah

you gotta cut that thing off dude i'd have a couple beers and cut that bitch off you know problem set up a couple of mirrors in your room to be able to do it and you know in a you know was it bad to use the restroom awful ah nick you've never had a hemorrhoid? Out of anybody. Why out of anybody? I don't know, dude. I had appendicitis once, and before they found it, they stuck their fingers up my butt. It wasn't a full colonoscopy, but that felt weird.

Yeah. No hemorrhoids, though. I don't even know if you needed to tell us that story. I had nothing to do with hemorrhoids. Just trying to yes and. No, you're right. That's a good call. You're right.

You're right. You're right. Good job. It's good. I need an ass play. Well, here's the thing, man, is if you have, I think, I don't know where I'm from. I think if you have bad shrimp, you can get them, you know? That's fair.

So it's more of what your diet is. A lot of pregnant girls get them. Really? Yeah. When the, when, cause when the push with the baby, then the hemorrhoids come. Oh my God. They have them all after. Yeah.

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I had to go to a damn, like a quinceanera, you know? Sure. Or whatever the year after that is, you know? 16? Yeah. Yeah. Quinceanera. And so, and I got nervous on the way there.

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I'm Trevor from East Texas. Got a quick... Hold on. Pause it real quick. Is his AC down? Huh? This guy looks like he's in NASA, but they don't wear any helmets. Dude, this guy has some sunburn.

Dude, he's a NASA bro. That's what he looks like. Yeah, dude. NASA bros, no helmets, no suits. Just space. East Texas. Got a quick King of the Universe thing for you. Getting your picture with somebody that you consider a superstar. If you see them out in public and they're not going to the bathroom

or eating with their family or anything, do you get a picture with them or do you just respect their space and leave them alone? From your point of view, what do you think? Also, while I got you here, trying to get it quick, ripped my drip, Brennan. Waited three weeks for this bad boy. I know you see me filling out this double XL, too.

Oh, damn, son. And we got the Green J. The nine Green J ones, the Theos. Gang, bruh. Anyway, it's a huge fan of the show. Keep doing what you do. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Gang, bro. Anyway, it's a huge fan of the show. Keep doing what you do. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Gang, bro.

That dude will meet you at 270, man. I didn't meet you at 260. Straight up. That guy is big, man. What's big? That's a double X? Bro, you could slaughter that guy, you know, and sell his meat. That's a big-ass NASA employee.

Oh, I'd have a couple pounds of that guy. What's his name, Victor? It was... I thought it was Tyler. Yeah, I'd have a couple pounds of that guy. What's his name, Victor? It was... I thought it was Tyler. Yeah, I think Tyler. Who's the last celebrity you got to pick with? I say leave him alone. Well, here's what you do if you're a busboy in Tucson, Arizona in the late 90s.

You bring as much unordered food as you can to their table if it's kevin costner that's what i did that's what you did yeah you go i love water world man i'll give a fuck what they say water world wasn't out yet in the 90s yeah brendan what'd you say to him huh what'd you say to him i just brought a bunch of bread and rolls over there and did it was he cool with it 40 what he's like what am i gonna do with all this like they had to stop me they gave me a break at work work and then we never had breaks there wasn't breaks hey if you want to take a break once you leave kevin love for a little bit in the 90s he was a huge star oh he was dude he was a legend yeah and him and the guy from fresh prince of bel-air came in the young fella not will smith alfonso riviero yeah he came in he's great people are fired up Carlton he's the host of uh

America's um what is that the game show yeah which one took over Bob Saget oh America's funny video yeah oh good for him yeah um I did a golf tournament with me too Me too. Isn't that weird? Nice guy. Where'd you do it at? In Florida. Oh. That would kind of be a fun segment if people send in like legit old school home videos

that were taken on like a camera or something from when they were childhood. Our own version. Or people send us pictures of them with celebrities. That too. That too. There's that. I like them both. I love home movies.

The old school ones. When someone's following around a family at Christmas or something and nothing happens. They always show a little bit of that on murder shows. Sounds like Nick has a plan. Alan grew up in a good home, it says.

They show him running with a gift. Nick, you've been hanging out with Chin too much. I was just going to say, it's gone now, but do you have the picture of you with your new axe, Chin? You got a new axe? What, to kill them little fish? I thought it was an axe, but everyone's calling it a hatchet. I guess when it's a smaller version of an axe.

Axe or longer. Probably a hatchet. Have you read My Side of the mountain depend what part of uh tanya and some people might call it a tomahawk possibly tomahawk too that porterhouse that tomahawk is that what you got it's an east wing isn't hatchet a book can you air drop me the question? Yeah. It is a book. Yeah, that's a book I'm talking about, Hatchet. Hatchet. Yeah, I was like, wait.

There we go. And why the fuck did you get it, Chin? You know, I'm going camping recently to chop up some firewood. Amen, brother. Hey. Oh, you're going camping Friday? Hatchet. Thursday and Friday.

Hatchet's a good book. Here's Chin right here with that hat. Did he post a video Friday. Hatchet's a good book. Here's Chin right here with that hatchet. Can you post a video open up like it's a box of fucking J's or something? It was a really good surprise. Oh, you'd previously opened it. It's supposed to come in a week later. Yeah, you open it and went, all right, let's run this back. Get your camera out.

It finally came in. Aw. See, I'm happy. It's a week early. It's a very nice hatchet thank you that is a nice fucking hatchet and what do you

what are you gonna do with that chop wood you sound like a murderer bro you sound like someone that's gonna murder there's the hatchet book yeah yeah it won that

silver medal thing this is a book Brennan it's a did your mom read it to you or what? No, I'm trying to describe it to you. You read it in school? You read it in school? Yeah.

It's like if somebody took a bunch of little stacks of paper and put a story in it. It's like a stack of them. That's cool. Do you have your degree you can show us? I don't. I have my degree on my phone, I think. Dude, imagine getting a college degree right now. What are you going to do with it? Yeah. Yeah, what are you right now like who even gives a fuck yeah what are you gonna do with it

what the fuck are you gonna do with it I don't even know where mine's at what'd you get your degree in again? business and sociology smart guy what did you major in? cheerleading I could go to a dam about anything else

damn bro I'm just killing the cheer game that's all you can do dog I cheerleading. I can go a damn about anything else. Damn, bro. I'm just killing the cheer game. Damn. That's all you can do, dog. Yeah. Defense, bro. Yeah, defense.

You know? Shoot the two. Shoot the two. What else you got, Nick? Damn, Chin, you were... Oh, here comes Cat's ex-boyfriend. Straight out of Kuala Lumpur prison. Sorry, we just had to include Kat. Kat hasn't said anything the entire episode.

It is early. I'll give you that. It's early. It ain't that early to not be able to speak. Hey, it's pretty early. Kat, do you know anyone that looks like this guy or not? I know three people who look exactly like him. Yeah, I love this guy.

I love this guy, too. He's like a nice guy. Hey, guys, I got the big club. Also a koala bear. Adam Sandler or Seth Rogen? Brendan. Whose comedy camp would you rather be in? Gang, gang, buzz, buzz.

You started over, please. Nick, Brendan was interrupting everything. Hey, guys, I got the big club. Adam Sandler or Seth Rogen? Whose comedy camp would you rather be in? Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Seems like a nice fella. Yeah.

Wait, did we do this before? Not the crew. It's kind of like the crew, the rap act. I'm going Sandler, I think. I love Sandler. Yeah. They're a little older, though. You know, like the whole crew's a little older.

Yeah. At least Seth Rogen, they're more of our age. Yeah, Seth Rogen, yeah. But. Like Spade's, you know, Spade's super close to Sandler, and you're close with Spade. Spade's about, yeah, he's probably 50. They're all, they're all, they all are getting older.

50. That's true. Who? Seth Rogen, it's like, what. That's true. Who? Seth Rogen. It's like, what, it's him? Who else? Oh, James Franco. Jonah Hill. Yeah. I don't know if that's his crew, though. Jonah Hill is.

Him and Jonah Hill. And James Franco. Yeah, that's their crew. And then the homeboy in the back is their friend, too. The Canadian kid. Jay Bierschel. Look at Farley. Look at that picture if you go down right there. Look how big Farley was. Goddamn.

Look how big he was. Can we go back to that, Nick? Your boy is thick. Man, that's crazy. I've never seen him that big. It's just the angle. I don't think it is. You can see, look how his hand is.

Everything pretty thick. Yeah, look at that. He's got the real fat bastard double chin going on. Yeah, that's tough. Wow. R.I.P. And Chris Rock just skinny as shit. And still skinny as shit. Wow. R.I.P. And Chris Rock just skinny as shit. And still skinny as shit.

Yeah. I'm going to go. It's such a tough question. I'm going to stay out of both of them. Adam Sandler's crew's got way more money for sure. I'd rather be in my crew. Yeah. Our crew's pretty cool.

Obviously not as successful, but different, you know? Like their crew, they're older man i'm not gonna really fit in with a bunch of 50 year olds well brian's yeah you're 47 yeah i'm 46 you might fit in perfectly yeah i might yeah maybe yeah you might be that young little that young little buddy the little that little thotty thot thick twink are you 37 right yeah but you're gonna age man yeah it's coming nothing you do try that donut dog tell me what you think of it like a fried wine you're gonna age your donut like that huh what are you doing i don't like having it just in big pieces like that.

I like it in more of like a lozenge. You just mangle it. It's like a suppository. Dude, when I was young, they used to have suppositories. Remember that? Yeah. Get your vitamins through your butt.

Praise God, man. Boof it. Yeah, boof it, dude. What else you got, Nick? We didn't answer. We didn't answer anybody. Well, we both said we'd rather not be in it. We'd rather just stick with our crew. Here's

Brennan's son that he won't admit about. My Amish son. This one's a little long. Yo, what's up, King of the Sting Gang? New listener here. Why is this shirt off? Really enjoying the content. Just got done with some Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Ain't nothing better than the feeling of a full-grown man on top of you choking you out. Brennan theo i'm sure you know what i'm talking

about boys um chen lay low bro i know you didn't do anything to that glee lady i know it wasn't you dude don't worry about it um cat keep your fucking socks and shoes on around those animals because those guys see toe knuckle hair and they just start acting on instinct breathing all heavy and fucking who knows what they're gonna do uh lacy the barbecue bro i want to try that shit i'm out here in denver can't find any good places uh for good barbecue that's like subpar or whatever so let me know if you got any recommendations uh so i just watched the episode about um the asian food challenge shit was hilarious um so my debate topic today is most attractive Asian person my vote is for Korean I don't know why like I just think their facial structure like they were bred to be models

I don't know do I mean the coming from a subpar average looking dude like I just see in Koreans And I'm like whoa what the fuck like why they look like they were sculpted out of marble Do the content everyone stay safe he's hitting on chin maybe enjoy the content everyone stay safe i think he's hitting on chin yeah maybe that happens i thought he was gonna give us a specific example of the hottest asian yeah yeah but he went type of asian what do you say cat because being asian is it harder to embrace the visuality you know what comes into your eyes of other asians i do think that being asian i can differentiate different as Asians better than... Like, Brendan kind of picks up on the different Asians, but every now and then.

Yeah, you're definitely getting better, but... First, I just refer to everybody as Asian. Yeah. Yeah. That's good, though. I think, for me, I think Filipino girls are the hottest girls. And then for guys, I want to say, yeah, I'm going to go Filipinos. If you're into short guys, if you're into taller guys, Koreans. Ooh.

So Koreans. Let's just say Koreans to make it. Koreans. Koreans all the way around. Yeah. I don't like short guys. Yeah. Filipino men, a lot of them work at like uh senior care centers as well senior care centers

they're nurses loving jobs they work in the post office oh really yeah a lot of uh filipino post office workers wow i didn't know that he does i love that i didn't know that i feel much better mailing something yeah i really do knowing that the the Filipinos are going to handle it. Because those people are usually really nice people. I assume he only exclusively dates Asians. He gives me that vibe. Or at least he tries to. Yeah, he definitely hunts them online.

This is Jokoy? Yes. Hey there, Jokoy! Welcome, Manny, over here. Still working for the post office. who this is joke away yes stuff doesn't work for you, your Uncle Manny has a job over here at the post office. I can guarantee that one. I can guarantee that one. Hey, you know, there's one thing that's bothering me, huh? I still haven't received my T-shirt.

Parade it around, show all my friends, huh? You owe me one of those. Maybe you forgot your Uncle Manny's address. You don't know addresses if you're going to be at the post office, huh? Alright, alright. Hey, I gotta go. I love you. I'll hug you there, Joe Coy.

Let's go. He's fucking great. Dude, I love Joe Coy. That's the greatest. One of my favorites. Uncle Manny. Love Joe. A lot of Filipinos have the name Manny as well, you know? Yeah, a lot of Manny. A lot of Spanish last names too. I like that Joe Coy made it a merch commercial and a commercial for his Netflix special.

So funny. He got them both in there. Yeah, he's a killer, man. He's one of my favorite people. Your friends went on that? Yeah, yeah. I would love to meet them. Yeah, I opened for Joe Coy.

You did? Wow. The nicest guy. Oh, yeah. I would love to meet that. Yeah, I opened for Joe Coy. You did? Mm-hmm. Wow. The nicest guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, really? The nicest. The nicest guy.

Gives everyone a hug. Joe, what up, man? Oh, you don't know Joe? Mm-mm. Oh, he's just a fan. Yeah. Oh, he's fucking great, dude. You gotta start living.

Yeah. He's great. Dude, why'd you bring him? He's in Vegas. He's living in Vegas? Yeah, yeah. He lives in Vegas. He does?

Yeah. Wow. Since we've been doing him on ATVs and shit. That's fun. And he was like, oh, is LA shut down still? I'm like, well, yeah, dude. He's like, I've just been out here in the desert. This big ass lot.

Wow. Shooting some music video this week. You want to talk about a hustler? Yeah. Yuck guy. Did you hear how he got on Netflix? You ever hear the story how you got on netflix yeah he they kept turning they wouldn't do it they went take it he's like this that time when

netflix was just starting to pop he's like well i gotta be on there like all the big comedians are on there netflix is like we're good man so he shot it high production shot it put all his money into it and was like netflix take it you can have it for free oh that first one that one he did in washington we blew in Washington? Where he blew up. And he blew up. Yeah. And then he has a show now on Netflix, too, where he goes to the Philippines. Yeah.

Yeah. Good for him. He has like a bunch of shit now on Netflix. But they were like, nope, nope. Then he filmed it all himself and was like, you can just have it for free if you just put it on. Yeah. Amen.

Blew up. You know what? That boy sells tickets. I know. Dude, he sold out like, what, 18 shows at Brea? 18 shows at brea 18 shows at brea sold out the forum i mean he sells out uh hawaii like a motherfucker hawaii's unreal but he sold out where the fucking warriors play that giant arena oh the he does a he's a yeah or uh twice he's an arena play now damn monster and the nicest guy in the world.

Well, and I'm still doing this shitty show here. What's this guy's problem? We've just been kind of instigating beef with all these delivery men. What's up, bros? I was listening to your debate about FedEx and UPS. I was a little hurt because you left someone out. Talk about that OG street creep boy. My favorite. Amen.

What's up, man? I'll fight any of those bitches. You didn't, bro. He has the same glasses off the kid off family. Yeah, family guy. The kid off family has the exact same glasses. American Dad? Millions of people have it. What's his name? American Dad?

Is that the kid? Yeah, you're right. American Dad. Oh, Steve, right? They're the exact same ones. Millions of people have those glasses, my dude. I don't think so, dude. Not those. Okay, good call, actually. I'm going to say... He also looks like him. He really does, actually.

I'm actually going to go out on a limb. I'm going to go out on a short limb and say that this guy looks like American, that guy that's the killer that kills the people. American Psycho? American Psycho. God, you think he looks like Christian Bale? At this angle, yeah. Did you start drinking this morning? Huh?

No, you freaking laced with all these donuts. You know what sugar is? Alcohol, Brendan. It's unfermented alcohol. That's such a tough reference. He looks like Christian Bale Bondsman. Oh, man. I got to get a new sponsor, man.

What else is going on? Wait, did we even answer what the best looking Asian is? We didn't even answer, Brendan. Oh, yeah. Korean, dude. I mean, did we? Yeah, I said it, but. I figured you guys all agreed.

Chappelle, what do you think? I think it's case by case. Well, let Chappelle talk, Brendan. Let him talk, dude. He's going to die of arteriosclerosis from running a bunch of hamburger joints any month now. Hottest Asians are probably Thai. That's a good call. That's a good one.

Let's bring up some Thai. That's a great call. Wow, you surprised me with that. Wow, that's a great call. Pull up a batch one. Let's bring up some Thai. That's a great call. Wow, you surprised me with that. Wow, that's a great call. Pull up a batch of Thai, Nick. Oh, Jack Talk Thai. I want to see some Thai. Let's see what we got here.

Also probably the best food out of the Asian culture. Let's go to that one with the- Thai food is bomb. There we go. Let's see what's up here. Thai food is so good. Okay, now here's Thai right here. And the beautiful thing about this is you don't know if they're women or men.

Yep. Wow. The lady boys out there trick you. Ryan Cowling got tricked. Didn't realize it until he grabbed a whole handful full of nuts. And then he didn't want to disrespect the man, so he just kept on kissing. Really? Yep.

Really. You don't want to hurt his feelings. I respect that. Right? I mean, I wouldn't do it probably if I could help it but you can see yeah

he's a good guy very respectful of different cultures really yeah he's a good guy well yeah because can't tell out there yeah

and look the wild thing is is they don't really have a lot of hips so you don't really know that hips isn't a giveaway that whole hip booty area it's all very vague around there

i think you want to be suspicious of any of them that cover up their wrists that's a kind of a big tell how do you know this sounds like you've had some experience with it i've i've heard pray tell and like seen across the room and they'll have gloves on or something at a club. Have you been there? Uh-huh. No, Tyler, no. Have I been there? Not me? Have I been? No. Let's just.

Stuttering Stanley over there, huh? One time I was at a pack. Izzy, Izzy. Izzy, Iggy, Biggy, Biggy. I was at a packer bar in Santa Monica. Sure. It's called Maz or something. Okay. And there was a girl sitting by herself.

She was all decked out in Packer gear. We were talking to her. She was from Germany. She loved the Packers. She was drinking beer. We were like talking to each other and we exchanged numbers. And one of my buddies, when she left, he was like, that was a dude. And then, so I was already, I was like, honestly, actually, you might be right now that I think

about it, but I was just kind of texting, kind of get more info. And I was like, because we had made plans for Saturday. Yeah, sure. I was like, so what are you doing tomorrow? And she's like, I thought it was going to hit up the Abbey. And I was like, all right, I'm out. Block. Because the Abbey is the gay bar.

It's a big gay bar. But a lot of straight women go there, too, though. Yeah, not by themselves when they're overseas from Germany, I don't think. Maybe. You never know, dude. Either way, not by themselves when they're overseas from Germany, I don't think. Maybe. You never know, dude. Either way, not a risk I'm willing to take. Come on, Nick. I live a little, dude.

Well, here's the thing. When I was really a child, if you liked women and somebody had a wiener, it was really more taboo. Sure. Now, it's not as wild because people getting their wieners taken off, titty put on, you know? Titty put on. Somebody put a titty where their wiener was, you know? They got people out there pissing out of a D cup, you know?

It's just a different ball game now. But I'm going to say what is the best-looking Asian, Brennan, you have to answer, and you can't just piggyback off of these good people's answers. Listen, I think it's case by case. You know, what's Asa Akira? Is she Japanese? It's case by case, yes.

I guess Japanese. I'll go different. Japanese. But usually Korean. What? Like the Korean pop stars are pretty smoky. But then they do have surgery, so it's kind of a toss up, you know? It's a lot of surgery.

What's one girl from Charlie's Angels? Lucy Liu? Lucy Liu. Chinese. Chinese. They're all just a bunch of pretty girls that are Asian. But, you know. A lot of beautiful women, yeah.

Even though I'm Korean, I've only pretty much dated Vietnamese. I think Vietnamese girls are. Same. The cutest. Oh, yeah. Both of you guys are dating Vietnamese girls. Oh, shit. Then I'm going to go Vietnam.

I'm going to go Vietnam. You bet. Hey, Nick, have you excluded, you've only dated Asian women? Is that your type or this is just? No. It's my first, I would, this is the longest I've ever dated a girl. You've been with a black girl? Yeah. Damn. Damn.

Damn. Fuck yeah. Damn. Damn, Nick. Bro. Play a, play a. yeah fuck yeah damn damn Nick playa playa don't hurt him daddy uncle Tom's stabbing damn bro

black girls he said uncle Tom's stabbing I think I'm blushing wow the cheese head with the beard stabbing him. I think I'm blushing. Wow. The cheese head with the beard. The dark queso, bro.

The cinnamon queso, baby. Nick, you didn't have any clue that you were talking to a man setting up a date on Saturday with a man? Nothing? Set off red flags? The German accent, I think, hit a lot of it. She was Asian? No, she's white.

Oh, white. Oh, dude, your buddy might have lied to you because I feel like that's all, like, that would be easier to notice. I have some questions, bro. I'm picturing an Asian person in a Packers gear from Germany. And that would be a little, you're like, I don't know, dude. Yeah, there's a lot of Carmen San Diego. A German dude with a cheese hat on?

And you thought it was a chick? You might have just been gay that day. Setting up plans. No, I think it was a chick, Nick. It sounds like it was a chick. A German chick is almost a man. Missed opportunity, but now I met my girlfriend, so everything works out.

Good call. His loss. Donkey. My girlfriend didn't even know who Brett Favre was, which is kind of disappointing. Until he was treading on Twitter because he golfed with Donald Trump. Oh, people were pissed at him, yeah. We'll close it out with a sink my ink. Did you guys see the Donald Trump Bar Sink my ink. Did you...

Hold on. Did you guys see the Donald Trump Barstool interview thing? Did you see that clip yet? I saw a little part of it. Will you play that up, Nick? Mm-hmm. I want to see it real quick. That boy's interviewing the President of the United States.

And he's talking about how he used to be in rap videos and stuff. It makes him more human, you know? Wait till you see this clip. This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Which clip are we looking for? Portnoy interviews Trump. They'll end the interview

with, did you notice that? He stuck his hand out. I say, what do I do here? Rather than insult him, I said, fine. I appreciate it. Hey, I immediately ran and washed my hands. You ever heard of Dave Portnoy? In the days from like four months ago,

I just, you know, people don't know that I get along really great with the world leaders. I'm tougher with the world leaders. Let me go forward a little bit. I was supposed to see if you talked about the Twitter thing. Sorry, I'm slowing everything down. No, it's all good. He asked him specifically about Twitter.

Dan, what's our number in total? Oh, yeah, here we go. Can you believe it? What happens to this Twitter account? Is it yours when it's over? Do you lose those? Well, it's mine. It's mine.

And I don't know if I'll ever use it again, but it certainly was good. It's a platform. Look, we have fake news. You don't know about that, but we have fake news out there. I very much know about that. That exists in my world as well. And then, you know, Dave, that we have a voice. We have a very big voice. When you have the kind of numbers that we have, you're able to get the word out in an honest word, and that's important. So it's

been very important for me. Do you sometimes, because you're, I follow you on Twitter, and I know I do this, but my, I'm not the president, well, my nickname is El Pres, but I'm a company, so we're doing it. Do you ever tweet out and be like, wake up, and be like, oh, man, I wish I didn't send that one out? Often. Too often. You'd write a letter, and you'd say, you put it on your desk, and then you go back tomorrow, and you say, oh, I'm glad I didn't send it, right?

But we don't do that with Twitter. We put it out instantaneously. We feel great, and then you start getting phone calls, did you really say this? I say, what's wrong with that? And you find a lot of things. You know what I find? It's not the tweets, it's the retweets that get you in trouble. You've been caught retweeting people, like, oh, you just retweeted this crazy person, so you don't even look, you just press the retweet, you just fire from the hip. You see something that looks good, and you don't investigate it, and you don't even look you just press the reach well there's fire from the hip you see something that looks good and you don't investigate the helmet exactly right which is in miniature and you don't blow it up and sometimes it's but i i have found almost almost always it's the retweets

that get you i've seen that it makes me like him more we got makes me like him more today that's good so uh i'm proud of this is so interesting. I'm proud of him. This is so interesting, dude. I'm proud of the boys. Yeah, you know, you don't look at the links, you know. You don't really look at it. You say, like, ah, shit. It's so ridiculous. It's so relatable, though.

Oh, yeah. I mean, it's just everybody. It's just so funny to think, yeah, that the president's just sitting there at night. He's like, ah, I'm going to fire this off. You know? They don't want him to run his own shit, but he does. And then the esteem wakes up the morning like damn dude you retweet some bullshit man it's hilarious chapelle doesn't know who it is still that interview day portnoy is a famous

guy he did uh yeah i'll tell you who it is dave portnoy is a man he's like a pizza taste tester and he has a bad attitude but he kind of plays it off and he was in a sex crime video also I think briefly how dare you they really heard a barstool right yeah he created it oh yeah he's an entrepreneur okay I would say that right I'd say he's a like you I'd say he's a business owner and an entertainer okay I would say he is a... Name game. What is Dave Portnoy?

That's a great game. What is Dave Portnoy? I would say he is a... Entrepreneur, businessman, entertainer. Yeah. Yeah. East Coast raconteur. Yeah, I'd say he's a...

Brilliant dude. Smart dude. Yeah, he got a great crew. A lot of those guys that work over there with him are awesome. Oh, yeah, I love KFC. And Big Cat. They're all good people. Oh, dude. Smart dude. Yeah, he got a great crew. A lot of those guys that work over there with him are awesome. Oh, yeah, I love KFC. And Big Cat. They're all good people. Oh, dude.

Yeah, I love all those guys. PF is the funniest guy, I think, on the planet. Most underrated. Oh, my gosh. They have two guys. Can I play a minute clip from these guys? Sure. Lights, camera, prod.

It's grease week. These two. Really? Because it's the start of Grease Week. It's Grease Week. That's right. Helping us this week will be our newest producer, Daniel Hackbarth out of Vero Beach, Florida. Danny, why don't you pop up and say hello?

Welcome to the team, Dan. We're really happy to have him. And so just like Grease Weeks in the past, we're going to start this off with the Grease Draft. But before we do that, let's have a word from our sponsors. Today's episode is brought to you by Fart Sound Effect No. 7. And a big thanks to those guys. They've been just a huge help to us sponsoring the program.

And we've been using them. Long before we started doing this. Yeah. Yeah. And it goes on. But these guys are like the driest sense of humor. And they go on to draft the best Grease movies. And there's only Grease one and Grease two.

Oh, wow. That's funny. It just shows you where Nick's sense of humor and there's only Grease 1 and Grease 2. Oh, wow. That's funny. I just showed you where Nick, since the humor and art is the humor, did not meet. I was waiting for it, yeah. To each its own. To each its own.

Unbelievable. It's a little, it's like, yeah, very dry, but they're good. All right. Nick went from me staring at the screen to a swipe left right there. That's what it was. We're just trying to bring this

to a screeching halt this episode for the interview. You did a good job. Let's play that one last lady and we'll end on that. Yeah. A lot of beautiful Asians out there though, man. And I think there might be unknown Asians

we don't even know about cultures, you know? Oh, absolutely. We're hiding somewhere. I don't know where, but we're hiding. But if there's any culture that could be unknown, it could easily be Asian out there in the, you know. Hills? Mountains? In the hills, mountains.

I could see that. Hey, Theo, we saw you in August in Atlanta. Brandon, we were supposed to see you in March for my birthday, but that obviously didn't happen. I was originally going to send this video because you guys were talking about OJ and his money. And I was going to tell you that years ago, he set up what's called a rabbi trust and he gets about $25,000 a month from it. And nobody, including the Goldman's can touch that money. But I figured while I was at it, I would give you a little sink my ink. I got this in someone's basement

when I was 18. It was supposed to be a winking Hello Kitty and I'm 35 and now it's just a huge embarrassment. Damn, that Hello Kitty looks drunk. Dang. She kind of reminds me

of Maggie Q. Yeah, she does. Maggie Q? The half Asian, half white girl that you like in that scary movie. Oh, I love her. Yeah. Now, man or woman here, Nick, do you think? I think this is a woman. That's a lady.

She's a very nice lady. I was trying to see where you're at, you know, Nick? Yeah, we just want to start to gauge you. We're going to ease you in easily. Yeah. That was a toss up. Wow. But if you are a toss up. Wow. But if you are a man pretending to be a woman and looking to dupe some young men, apparently

Wisconsin is the state to go to. She does look like her. Right? Beautiful young lady. What was that? She's gorgeous. Too bad she has a family and stuff, you know, a white husband and kids. Oh, she does?

Huh? I don't know. I'm just guessing. Yeah, probably though. Shooting my shot.'t know. I'm just guessing. And just probably shooting my shot. Yeah. She looks like who? Maggie Young. The girl on the left.

That's the actress on the left. She's in some scary movies. Oh, super attractive. Both of them are. But that's interesting about OJ. I wonder how he was able to get that. Rabbi trust. Rabbi trust. Some attorney said he can't take the money. Yeah. I wonder how he was able to get that rabbi trust. Rabbi trust.

Some attorney said he can't take the money. Yeah. Some attorney said it. I was always wondering how he's always golfing all the fucking time. He gets how much a month? 25 grand a month. Would you guys have him as a guest on T fat? I would.

Yep. Would you? I think so. We talked to Amanda Knox. Yeah. Both kill people. Who's Amandaanda not uh she was a killer young killer murder nice girl yeah sure and she's not really a killer either i mean i don't think she did it she is but you know the header on the show so she's like a ren fair she does like

renaissance fairs oh okay look okay. Look at, see that? What? He's into it. Do you know what Man in Ox is? No. Do you know Renaissance fairs? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Unbelievable, dude.

Oh, my. Didn't know Barstool Sports, Dave Portnoy. It's so weird, the stuff he knows. Yeah, I don't know. That's why he makes Chappelle Chappelle, though, you know? That's why you love him, man. Yep, I don't make Chappelle Chappelle, though, you know? That's why you love him, man. Yep, that's Amanda right there. And she's getting

in some Ren Faire attire. Oh, okay. That's what she likes to do. Get that big-ass turkey leg. Oh, yeah. There's a bunch of documentaries on her. You can look her up, dude. But now here's the thing that I don't worry. You can just watch an episode of this past week. Episode 225.

Look how excited I was. I know, right? Calm down, Vio. I was fired up. They fell in love. Oh, they did? Yeah, she has a husband, though. Oh.

She has a husband. It might not be a traditional marriage. I don't know. Yeah, it could be untraditional. Yeah, I don't know where. I'm sure she can figure out how to get out of that. Yeah. Well, it's almost time for me to have a Diet Coke, guys. Wrapping up with some Diet Coke.

Snicks like, get us out of here. We might want to wrap this up. Oh, do we have any announcements to make, Nick? Next week, we're talking about British stuff. Don't send in submissions, but it's just something to look forward to. We've already got the show wrapped up. Ooh, can't wait. I can't wait.

Hopefully we talk about Oasis. And what about Patreon? Do we have to announce that or no? Yeah, and Patreon will be launching next Thursday. At the same time the episode drops, you can go to the Patreon, and we're going to have a bonus episode there. It's all the raps you haven't heard with little brows in the culture corner. And what can they expect every month on that Patreon?

Hit them with it, Nick. Pretend you're talking to a dude at a Green Bay Packers bar. Exchange of numbers. Yeah, hit them with that dirt knowledge, Nick. So we're going to give you an extra episode every month. Yeah, talk like you're talking to a white German cack, brother. It'd be like if they added a 17th regular season game, but you had to pay for it. And then every episode will be available for $3.60.

There'll be merch offers. You get to vote on the next merch products. We got a lot of stuff there. Episodes without ads. Visit patreon.com. Oh, yeah, ad-less ads. Visit patreon.com. Oh, yeah. Adless episodes. So patreon.com.

It's the assless chaps of podcasting, basically. Those adless episodes, man. Cheeks only. You can get a bonus episode every month. You get this podcast without ads. And then you can also get bonus footage, the 360 cam, exclusive merch. It's going to be dope. Patreon.com slash King in the Stink.

Boom. Oh, man. Brennan and Theo, fighter in weight. I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think. I am in flow. Black rifle coffee. I'm ready to go.

I need a sponsor. I am a monster. About to open up with this at my concerts. Flow is contagious, brows are outrageous Thicker than girls that are Instagram famous Damn, hungry like I'm fresh off keto Seeing red like Andrew Santino Every song I hit like the great Bambino

Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos But everything's gonna be fine Hate on me, I do not mind Theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times They sliding into my DMs A couple of you tried but couldn't beat em Quit playing like Nintendo DS You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz

Meaning y'all edible Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible Brennan's son hit me up He said it's too loud in the club, can you pick me up? King and the sting King and the sting King and the sting Me sting, rat king King and the sting, king and the sting, king and the sting, bee sting rat king, king and the sting, king and the sting, got the bees in the trap, got the cheese on a string. King and the sting, bee sting, rat king.

King and the sting, king and the sting. Got the bees in a trap, got the cheese on a string.