The Golden Hour - Brotherly Love

Episode Date: June 3, 2022

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You know, I saw a sign the other day, I was in West Texas and, uh, they had a big billboard that said, we have the best crushed ice. See, I like that. That's just water. No, no. You know, well, ice is just water. So what they should say, they should just say we have the best water. Cause that's kind of bullshit to say we have the best ice.

Have you ever had Hawaiian shaped ice? You can't just blanket disagree, dude. Huh? You can't just say nah and just let it go, dude. But what you're doing doesn't make any fucking sense. Ice is water. If you have the best ice,

you probably have the best water and having the best water is way better than having the best ice because water is the lifeblood. You know, if you talk fast, I can't understand.

You ever met this guy? Oh, I'm the dumb one. You can't argue. There's something about me. You have no idea what you're saying. Gang,

gang. Buzz, buzz. So, a couple years ago, can't argue there's something about me you have no idea what you're saying gang gang buzz buzz so a couple years ago on patreon we did a game to see who knew their brother best between theo and brendan it was really fun now we have you who also has a brother right so we're gonna do it again with all three okay cool i've already asked your brothers these questions first we're gonna see if you can match their answers we'll bring bring them in. They'll reveal their answers. Okay. Then we'll ask them

the questions we asked you and then you'll reveal. Very good explanation. Very succinct and very quick. That was good, man. Thanks. I was super nervous. Really?

Killed that shit. That was impressive. I would have fucked that up completely. Nick's on point today. Let's be real. Nick's on point today. All right. All right.

It's a dog. So we asked your brothers, what was your biggest accomplishment in high school? Theo. What was my biggest accomplishment in high school? Probably sex. Just sex in general. Like having sex.

I'm trying to think. Can anything be applicable? Yeah. Biggest accomplishment in high school? I don't even know what mine would be. I'm trying to think of. You've been thinking of it, huh? Yeah.

Probably just being a bitch. Both of y'all. Let me think. It is tough. High school. Was your biggest accomplishment not getting a swirly on a Thursday or some shit? David, you would give them. I got, yeah.

As you're getting one with your hair now, it'd be kind of cool. Yeah. It'd be refreshing. It's nice water. Biggest accomplishment in high school for me, you're asking me? Yeah. Oh. Take your time.

I would probably say having friends or sex. Friends or sex. All right, Chris. And anybody can shout out their answer. Yeah, I understand. Yeah. I thought we were taking turns. Yeah, I think maybe for me it's either like doing musicals and plays.

I was fucking, you know what I mean? Yeah. Or it might be. That's your biggest accomplishment? In high school? Yeah. Like I was really happy with that and doing that. Or.

Were you like a lead though? You know what I'm saying? Or were you just a guy in the background? Yeah, I was a lead. Were you in Car, uh, Grease? No. I was a lead. Were you in Car... Grease? No. I did do Grease. Car is not a musical.

Car is a thing you drive, and we all drove one. It's also a famous song by Tracy Chapman. Car? Just Car? Dude? Were you in Car? Are you an alien? He thinks you're the voice of lightning.

No, the singers where you wear the thing, the bow tie. Were you in it are you saying are you saying choir oh there we go how do they spell it what the is wrong with you bro they spell like whatever and his daughter over there fuck you guys both of you guys are fucking tripping bro yeah this is a that's weird as fuck Brendan can't even answer because it has high school in it

so can I shit on their high school experience so for me I think my brother would say the captain of the lacrosse team or all state in football

and in lacrosse as well. Or on a roll. Pick one of them. On a roll? Or on a roll. I was on a roll crushing it. Or Jay's going to say be nominated for prom king.

Again, y'all suck. So that's when you peak then. Theo and I are still well, and then I. And then I. Alright, those are our answers. Let's bring in the bros. Zephyrino. Yeah, I can hear you guys.

Hey, Matt. What's up? What's up? Matt looks cool. Chilling. Chilling. The light's tough? Matt looks cool. Chilling. Chilling. The light's tough on Matt. That's okay. Oh, we can't see him. No, but that's how Matt likes to do it.

He's like Batman. He's like the fucking scene where... I am like Batman. In the new Batman, where he's like, it's too bright. You know what I mean? Yeah, you saw it. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, the best Batman.

Theo loved it. Yeah. The new Batman. Eric Griffin hated it. Did he really's really good. Yeah, the best Batman. Theo loved it. Yeah. The new Batman. Eric Griffin hated it. Did he really? Oh, well, yeah. Well, not hated. He doesn't like a lot of different stuff like that.

But that's what Matt's like. Eric Griffin sees everything now. Eric what? Eric sees fucking everything. I know, he really does. Multiple times. On the road, he just goes by himself. That's crazy to do that.

Really? Yeah. And it's very much, i want to say this honestly and it seems like something that someone is doing crime would do i'm with you seeing a bunch of movies going on the road so by yourself you know who went to a movie theater by themselves harvey lee oswald yeah dude you're on to something wow i've been to hello have you ever been a movie by yourself theo no no no way but brendan when i was a kid i went to ace fun gonna end in tears nope when i was a kid i went to ace

venture pet detective by yourself eight days in a row oh i missed school i missed school but i'll tell you what though that movie was so fucking funny the best god damn um we saw that together in the theater oh oh yeah remember that yeah no you don't you're just a fucking negative dude it feels not sounded like you remember that i'm not acting in real life this is the real feel one more negative comment i'm calling your therapist dude is this what the dark arts is no well what's the dark arts huh and where the fuck is your brother yeah where's your he has a fucking job he's on but his camera's not working all right so we may be able to talk to him anyways all right all right uh but we got the answers from chris brendan and theo so now

prepare to reveal your what do we do with these uh that'll be for the next questions okay and you just have to bring up the top one okay uh but So, Jay, what did you say your brother's biggest accomplishment in high school was? Biggest accomplishment. What happened? You can reveal. All-state lacrosse, baby. Yeah, but he said like nine things, though. That was the first one, though.

Fine, fine, fine. That was the first one. Okay, we'll give it to him. I'm sorry. I had a good high school career. Yeah, you were popular. You losers. All right.

Okay, one'll give it to him. I'm sorry. I had a good high school career, you losers. All right. Okay, one for Brendan. Matt, brother's biggest accomplishment. Oh, actually graduating. Okay, yeah. Well, I did graduate. Yeah, even with that D in fucking algebra. Really? Yeah, I graduated.

Wow, what happened? You didn't have a good math grade? No, I'm not. I fucking hate math. Wow. Because I don You didn't have a good math grade? No, I'm not. I fucking hate math. Wow. Because I don't want to do it because it's bullshit. How much older is Matt? I'm older.

You're the older one? Yeah, dude. He's in the dark. Oh, he does look way younger than you. Yeah, yeah. He is younger. Hey, Matt, have we met, dude? I don't think so.

I was thinking about that right when I was logging in. Me too. I'm like, God, I don't think I've met Matt. I don't think we've met. I don't think Theo and I have met either. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think. Oh, yeah, that's true, huh? Oh, now it sounds like i don't think i've met matt i don't think we've met i don't think theo and i have met either yeah i was gonna say i don't think yeah that's true huh oh now it sounds like you don't know right you lie a lot you lie see this is what liars no liars huh yeah so you admitted okay oh we went to uh together i thought matt was made up for a while but you look pretty

real right now can you hear us what he now. Zaf, can you hear us? What? He's at the movies alone. Zaf, you can hear us and respond? Zaf, are you there? You know, if I had to pick one of the brothers that was going to do this, it would have been your brother, and I don't even know him. Really?

Yeah. I just probably have to slow it down and hit it like this. It's the king, the wing, and the sting. It's the wing and the king and the sting. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, wait a minute, let me think. It's the king and the sting and the wing. Let's go. King and the sting and the wing. Brought it full circle and put on the whole team. Legendary trio, Brittany, Chris, and Theo, what you mean?

You know it's the king and the sting and the wing.