The Golden Hour - Built for It| The Golden Hour #125 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: March 28, 2025

The guys talk Brendan posting his workouts on Instagram, a viral video of a fitness coach, good impressions vs great impressions, Brendan winning a Pink Panther Jeep at Mecum live on ESPN, Er...ik's review of the new Snow White movie, Bryan Callen's impression of Christopher Walken and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastQuince - Go to https://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code GOLDENSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is the golden hour Yo, I was at dinner last night with T after his baseball game and the USC women's game was on he's like Yeah, how they not making those threes? I was like, yeah, you know
Starting point is 00:00:45 game was on he's like how they not making those threes I was like yeah you know how they what how they not making those threes I was like listen. That's like you're dealing with your first conversation about like you know why don't women as good as men? You know you know I used to watching the Nuggets buddy this isn't this little different and then Juju gets hurt right he's the number one player in the nation all-american. She's from Sarah, Kenya, LA girl beast She's the face of women's basketball goes down with a bad knee injury blew her ACL out. Yeah and tired He's like why is she crying? There's no blood. I'm like, well, well, there's ligaments and you need it Like she can't walk this guy this guy's in the raisin Navy SEALs I know
Starting point is 00:01:21 So you see that video he put up of his workout? Yeah. All right, you know, and then I was like, uh. So did you see that video he put up of his workout? Yeah. All right, you know, and then I was thinking, I was thinking like, you actually, you're gonna move to the new school, you know, right? You're gonna, they're gonna have a parent teacher conference, the meetings with all the parents, and then you know there's gonna be that one dad who thinks he's the king of the hill.
Starting point is 00:01:41 You know what I mean? There's gonna be that, there's always that one dad. Alpha dad. There's gonna that one dad. Alpha dad. There's gonna be alpha dad. One alpha dad. There's gonna be an alpha dad that's gonna be like, everybody, you coming over this weekend, right? And then the nerd accountant guy's gonna be like,
Starting point is 00:01:51 yeah, yeah, Bill, I'll be there. You know that grill's firing up. You're right. And then they're gonna introduce you. Hey, let's welcome the shops. And he's gonna walk in with his cauliflower ears and his fucking, you know. You should just get a bane mask
Starting point is 00:02:07 Yeah, there's a new grill in town Welcome. Yeah, I know I never posted any of this stuff, but then Rogan and Brian were like cuz I send him my workout Yeah, usually like every Tuesday, but I did this and ro was like dude people think you're lying. It's so preposterous These numbers I was like I would have lies just post it so do you did this 26 times or something 26 and 315 for five right and then a get three minute rest I did for 23 times I'll tell you what you know what it is you know what it is Brendan honestly you really are like you carry yourself as a very sweet man yeah you know you have a nice disposition about yourself and also you don't you don't people you don't, people, when people think of bodybuilders,
Starting point is 00:02:48 they think of somebody that's just like, you know, one of those guys that's like, brr, you know? Yeah. You're not that. No. So, but that doesn't mean you can't do that. It's just, but that's what it is. They get it twisted.
Starting point is 00:02:58 You're podcasting, you know, Yeah, fuck around all the time. Yeah, but people are like, oh man, I could beat up Shaw. You know, if they're at home. I don't think anyone really thinks that. Oh yeah, they're thinking that. And I want you to test him next time you see him in public. So the comments, some guys like, oh, I don't get why you do this more than 15 times.
Starting point is 00:03:14 After that, it seems unnecessary. I chimed down, went, gay. No, but this really is like, I mean, I'm just like, God damn. Even with all the things you put, you're always surprising everybody. Like, that time when you were doing that thing with the strong guy. Yeah. You know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:30 I'm like, what? Yeah. This guy's... Sometimes you have to flex on him a little bit. Yeah. You're doing good. Sometimes you have to flex on him, dog. It's pretty wild.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Oh. And also, you don't... But you don't... How hard are you working out these days? Not crazy hard, right? Like... Well, to him, that's not crazy. I'll run two miles then I'll do that twice a week
Starting point is 00:03:48 then I'll do deadlifts and like pull ups. I'm not doing like CrossFit. This is a hard workout. How nonchalantly he's talking about this NFL combine workout he's doing twice a week. But that's my point is that if he really went for it I mean it would be insane. But it's like, you're obviously built for it,
Starting point is 00:04:09 but then on top of that, you have, I mean, if you were doing something like this every single day and living it, it would be insane. But also it's like, there's so many trendy shit, that's why I posted that, because Brogan was like, man, how'd this strong, I'm in the sauna, I'm all this. I'm like, I don't I don't fuck with any of that. Well, yeah. And like all these, the trendy workouts and diets and ice tubs and all that shit. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:04:33 no, fuck your sauna. Like if you want to get something tough, run nothing. And it's cheap. Yeah. This is the British caveman workout. Yeah. Me potatoes. He's like, I have me potatoes. I run two miles a day. It's all basic shit. I lift shit. Super. That's that's before we get into this guy. I saw you post this and I didn't want to look because I want to talk about it. I saw you be like, would you
Starting point is 00:04:56 you're making fun of his routine? Like, well, I posted it the first one and I wrote, come on. And then but but like 700 million people saw his thing. Seven hundred million. His thing, not mine. And then I wrote and then wrote come on and then, but like 700 million people saw his thing. 700 million? Yeah, his thing, not mine. And then I wrote and then I updated it.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Let me see what it is. Because he updated it. That is crazy. Holy shit. Yeah. Did Elon Musk retweet it? Well it's just very odd. It's very odd because it is one of those things that's,
Starting point is 00:05:19 before you play it, it's one of those things that's great, but I'm shocked that this many people think it's so fantastic. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, before you go on though. Or they're making fun of it. Wait, hold on a second. They are. Hold on a second.
Starting point is 00:05:33 They are. I know, but before we go on, the most viewed TikTok ever is the dumbest shit ever. But I understand why that. I don't, I don't get it. But I'm saying- It's a pretty face, guys are just like, oh. I don't know, but what I'm saying is whatever clicks of people who knows what this yeah
Starting point is 00:05:48 I know but so he's just posting like his actual morning routine Yeah, people people don't know if it's satire or not I mean this guy's definitely so he has the tape on his mouth the Brogan sleeps with that tape it's for sleeping I guess I don't just close your mouth First question if you mouth breathe it makes a stronger jaw Yes, or if you if you don't mouth breathe you know Well, just don't Hear first ready to say he could beat him up. Let me see so he's waking up at four. Okay. That's not special
Starting point is 00:06:18 Okay brushes his teeth you don't want that but also you don't want dragon breath hold on Don't have water. Okay doesn't use so like why is he filming himself walking? Like why do we care about we just look cuz you're walking out there do a few push-ups But then film the push-ups he did The push-up a shit guys you got paid to you gotta I know Listen to some like inspirational shit That's the water more expensive water put your face in the water that boy is buying up change shorts or your new shorts got it
Starting point is 00:06:52 you got a body that won't quit yeah he's got a good body well you know very muscular body very okay well that's a little day fanny pack no but like why is he recording this stuff what you just show but but you don't need to see him walk he hasn't done anything yet Chris is furious look look he put so much work into his videos 11 minutes Hey, does it show him going to work? No, no it stops before that watch this Okay, like our who's filming? Look at this one. You're banana. Oh wow. Yeah, that's filming? Look at this.
Starting point is 00:07:25 I'm eating a banana. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's good for your face. Watch this. Nice get ready for work. Bro, we gotta go ahead and get at least 10,000. Eggs. Look at it.
Starting point is 00:07:36 He's like, no, I won't take your million dollars. He hasn't eaten yet. He brought somebody to bring his breakfast. Is he putting? He's putting syrup on it. Is that honey on the eggs? Bro, the guy put fucking a banana peel on his face. This is the first part I'm interested.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Is he a motivational? Well honey's really good for ya. This is what I'm looking for. Is he a motivational speaker or something? What's up with these eggs? Was that his job? Yeah, 18 months ago he started being a life coach. Good for him.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Good for him. Okay. I used to follow this guy years ago, just for his fitness stuff. He has tits for days. Well now he's, I mean, everybody's talking about it. And this was the best that when he jumps in the pool, the time changes in the air.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Like who's his editor? This guy put, imagine waking up at 3 AM and getting nothing done. Yeah, that's it, exactly. It's like Michael Jordan's Duncan Space Jam. Yeah. I'm gonna have to do one of these You should be walking doing it as a comic comic would be like, yeah, just me sleeping
Starting point is 00:08:36 Yeah, it's just a time lapse of this. Yeah, you're gonna do yeah 11 a.m. I move a little bit Hey, here's what's crazy though. If he is the motivational speaker, you know, he has subscribers if that's how many people view that 700 million so 1% are like I like this guy. He's ball. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah you know, and he has subscribers. If that's how many people view that? 700 millions. So 1% are like, I like this guy. He's bald. Oh no, no, no. Yeah. Well, look, I mean, mission accomplished. This is ridiculous, but it's not that crazy. No, no, no, no, no, no. I think you'll agree with what I'm saying. It's ridiculous that he's filming this and making this kind of a video this way. What he does in his life isn't that that's good. Go ahead do wake up early work out drink your fucking eight dollar water The technique of this video it's just weird Yeah, and here's what's crazy too. People are just people are just commenting on this
Starting point is 00:09:20 Yeah, and they're getting three hundred thousand views on their comments right that they never get Right good for him. So everybody's jumping in. I don't know I went by hey I didn't know he knew Putin Who's bodied up to? Still on Remember the other guy we watched who had filmed this whole routine? He went to Target and stuff. He was a black guy, he was really woke walk.
Starting point is 00:09:50 But he set up his phone in the parking lot and that went crazy viral. It was maybe like a year ago. But that guy replied to this. He's like, I'm glad this is on me. Like I didn't say shit for a year because everybody was piling on. But it was like vindication for that guy in some way.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Who, what guy? The other guy who filmed this insane routine. We watched him on here. We watched it. He did it survive man style. He like set the camera up, walked in the store, had to walk back, get his camera, set it up, walk in the store, get his camera, put it on the aisle.
Starting point is 00:10:18 And who got vindicated? He just had a funny reply. He's like, I'm glad finally people are on this guy. Oh, I see, I see. it took me too long to understand that okay Yeah, I'm surprised. I don't understand easy shit, bro. I get it um he's a this explanation was great though You got to play it for me bitches this dude's good bro Yeah This is for the creators that are sick and tired of their work being copied listen to me
Starting point is 00:10:46 Well, you're either going to be a leader or a follower and it's okay to be either one But you have to choose if you're going to be a leader people are going to follow. Oh buddy It's a trend realize that God has me here. Oh, buddy watch this That's what I'm gonna do when I see somebody following the way I should be high now. I'm not perfect by any means I used to get pissed off I thought he was perfect ASMR watch out I'm not gonna act like I'm a saint they used to block anybody who was doing anything so good parts comment That was me. I'm blocking them screw them. How could they copy my work? I work so hard
Starting point is 00:11:18 But it's what's wrong with this thing. Why do the same thing as me what good parts coming? I realize Same thing as me what good parts coming? Coming soon Why are you angry if they're following you matter of fact he's doing something good insane He took a shower He ate a banana You know what I think what he's missing is beer making a videos making fun of him Yeah, well, but but, if 1% fuck with him, he's balling. Yeah. I have my own point. Okay. But hold on. Cause you're looking, you're about to take off. So,
Starting point is 00:11:51 the, uh, this puts your, makes sure your seat is ready for lift off. He's getting ready to explode. Yeah. He, he does this thing that other, he's claiming that other fitness influencers have copied him, have copied this style before. That's what he's saying. But yes, now, everyone's making fun of him. Yes, go ahead. Boing! Thank you for takeoff.
Starting point is 00:12:17 This guy, if he was, why, no, no, no, sorry. Can I talk? I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. If he was a football player, we would get this energy. You know, this is right. This is right. This is like this dude is because they accomplish something.
Starting point is 00:12:33 No, no, no. This dude is one of the most. Yeah, he has one of the most arrogant energies I've seen in a long time. Right. And that's professional athletes. Right. If he was if he was a running back, you'd be like, OK, yeah. Yeah, but it just. Yeah, yeah. But it just comes with the territory. It comes with the territory. So what I'm saying is,
Starting point is 00:12:48 he's got that energy without doing that, so he's like the running back of whatever he's doing there with the eggs, talking to people. And the reason why we're kinda like, what the hell is going on? Turned off a little bit. It turned off because we don't know what he really does. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:13:04 But that's what that is. He's like he's got pro athlete energy because you got out of that super arrogant to do that See and that's a good point. You got the arrogant and delusional to be great You have to be delusional like people he is people always get upset at fighters when they're like, can you beat this guy? And every fire goes. Yep. Like oh my god, this dude's right here again. He's Bro this guy and every five years, yep. Like, oh my God, this dude's so arrogant, his ego. Bro, that's the way you're wired. You're not gonna win if you don't have that. You don't have a chance. You can't walk in there like, I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Anyone, even now it's in me. Like when people say something like, oh you're so arrogant, I'm like, oh man. You have to be, yeah. From sports, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think that's what it is, you know, but it's hard to be like, you know, he's this arrogant and he's in front of him I'm back but
Starting point is 00:13:46 Has he made like fucking 40 million dollars doing this life coach? I mean crush. Well, he obviously makes money He's got he's got he's got a crew if that's his place Yeah, if you know, he's wasting that much on water and he has the cars he has which he has in the other videos Oh, he shows cars. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this guy's doing great. You know what's a funny video? And I don't think he's just talking about the people making fun of him. I think he's talking about like all of it.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Even if they're making fun of him, but the people that are like copying the video. You know the guy, what's his name, Lamor? I forgot his last name. Lamor Morris? Yeah. You talking about the actor? No, the actor, you know, you just wanna,
Starting point is 00:14:24 Emmy, he is this whole Lamar. Let me see his other Instagrams. Of this guy who's going like, this guy who's going like, you know, I'm tired of people just like. I saw that, yeah. And they're doing this, and then he's doing that on that guy's video.
Starting point is 00:14:36 That's the energy that that guy's giving off. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. I saw that, yeah. That was funny. I wonder if he ever laughs. He seems so humorless That's the thing. I don't really get about business. You know You think stuff's funny, but like I I just like to stand there. I think all this is calculated
Starting point is 00:14:56 You know so he's like I think he's this is all for the works No, he's obviously It's like run with it. That don't hate on it yet. No, he's obviously very committed to that lifestyle. If he found a lane, it's like run with it. That's great. Run with it, young king. Yeah. Well, you know, he's like, I'm sure if you asked him about, like, why don't you use, you know, the sink water
Starting point is 00:15:12 and he would have a whole thing about it. His body don't quit, though. All right. Well, you know, he's, you know, to be honest, he's probably five-seven. Good point. You know what I'm saying? Don't count.
Starting point is 00:15:21 If you're under six foot, you don't count. I mean, it counts a little bit, but. Don't count. Ha ha ha, he just took it all the way. Yeah, if you're under six foot,, you know, I mean it counts a little bit Yeah, if you're under six foot I'm like, oh how tall is he people I can do that on the bench How tall are you five aim like right now? It says five ten. So yeah, definitely but that's a yeah Former college football player what college I mean, bro, you know that scene I'll go on state. Okay, you know still that's where Donald Driver went. Sure.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Well, whatever. He's known for his 4 a.m. routine. I don't get why people, like I wake up at 4 a.m. I woke up at 3, 3 a.m. You don't got to tell everybody. Well, no, no, it's just, yeah. You don't got to tell everybody. You just did.
Starting point is 00:15:54 I go to bed. Yeah, no, no, no. Because of this. I go to bed. I do it every day. Sometimes I go to bed at 4 a.m. I don't brag about it. It's just a different time.
Starting point is 00:16:02 That's the thing. Sometimes I go to bed at 1 a.m. I don't brag about it. I don't brag about it. I don't brag about it. I don't brag about it. I'm just making a point. I go to bed. I do it every day. Sometimes I go to bed at 4 a.m. I don't brag about it. It's just a different time. That's the thing. Sometimes I go to bed at 1 a.m. and it's just a different time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:12 It's just different times, dude. You go to bed at whatever. Hey, are you tired? Take a nap. Go to sleep. Dude, sometimes I take a nap at 3 p.m. That's a different time. That's a flex.
Starting point is 00:16:22 No, it is, like, cause like. That's a flex. What Chris is saying is like, why is that perceived if so impressive because it's a it's a discipline thing Yeah, but like dude, you know what? Sometimes you wake up with anxiety at 5 a.m. And you go, I guess I'm up for the day Yeah, that's not impressive But if you're doing it, I just like if you do it every single day yourself honestly because if that's too much anxiety But if he is waking up because, I mean he could just be waking up at 3.58 a.m.
Starting point is 00:16:51 every morning like, oh god, all right well fuck it I'm up. You know what I mean? Let me get some water. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna splash my ice. That's me. Yeah but my question is, well what time does he go to bed too, because that makes it difficult.
Starting point is 00:17:02 I'm in bed by 8.30. 4 p.m. I'm in bed. Well then it's not impressive to you. I know, I see. You know what I'm trying to say? That's what I'm talking about. When people say, oh 4 AM is discipline. Not if you're going to bed at 2 AM.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Bro, you ever see Mark Wahlberg's schedule? Yeah, it's the same pretty much. He goes to bed at 7 PM. I don't believe it. You're like, bro. I don't believe none of that. Your kids are like, what the fuck? Anytime you have a list like that, okay. I don't buy it. I'm out when you see like, what the fuck? Yeah. Anytime you have a list like that, OK?
Starting point is 00:17:25 I don't buy it. I'm out when you see like, pray. Oh. I'm out. I'm out. I don't believe you. Or when it says meditation or like, you know what I mean? It says meditation, pray, playtime with children.
Starting point is 00:17:37 It's like 15 minutes. Yeah, yeah. Fuck off. Come on. You think that they're on your schedule? He's also 5'6". Doesn't count. All right.
Starting point is 00:17:43 We've got to start playing. Come on. We only have 10 minutes to play but uh Wait a minute. What you doing impressions now? I don't like to be known for it, but I can do some The m&m one I well I didn't want to do that for the longest time and then I did it and look what happened But yeah, uh, yeah
Starting point is 00:18:03 Uh now there's that other guy doing it just i'm like, what are you doing? Are there a ton of guys doing? Oh, no, there's one white rapper though. The white guy he can fucking rap though. Oh, no, he's talking about he's like super legit No, there's a guy that's always doing Eminem right right and it's always in a situation Eminem This guy did like Like a tip of the hat Eminem at boom. No this guy trail. No, this guy did like a like a tip of the hat to Eminem wrapped over Oh, okay. He sounds like he was like you're like Eminem. He's like, all right I'll go rap over the beat. It was so good. Oh really? Tell you is who guys I don't know if you guys know but I got some great luggage from quints
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Starting point is 00:20:16 Stream now, pay never. I'm gonna be in Portland on Friday, Oregon. I'm gonna be in Las Vegas next weekend, the next one. And then I got Cranston, Rhode Island, Boston coming up, Denver, Atlanta, Savannah, Georgia. Go to chrislea.com. See if my website's up now. I think it's on TikTok. And that M&M guy's on TikTok.
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Starting point is 00:20:42 It'll work now. You wore red socks today, huh? There it is, Nick. Oh, I don't like this guy. No, no, no. I sent you a text to you. That's the guy, but he does the actual rap. You should show his thing first.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Oh, this is the guy? Chris is down. Mine's down, but it won't be down when this is airing. Well, they show mine. Well, mine's down when we're recording. So go to chrisley.com. It works. This is a new website coming your way.
Starting point is 00:21:13 You got a new website? I'm so annoyed, though. You know, I decided. No one's websites are working. Is the Wi-Fi acting up? Wi-Fi at the crib was acting up. Other sites are working. Oh, I forgot to pay the bill.
Starting point is 00:21:30 It's working in Austin, though. Everything else is working. Hopefully that gets up later. What do you mean everything else is working? Any other website, but Erickson. Your site isn't working? Yeah, you jinxed me. That's funny. You You made it yourself though. All right. Well your guys go to Brian Calan comms
Starting point is 00:21:48 I know but it'll be better when his works and we could yeah, but by the time this airs it'll be fine Yours will be still be broken right? Nick go to this guy's other posts. This should be the guy This guy yeah that guy yeah. Yeah go to that page though Yet a he had a whole song. No, no, no that guy is the guy who does the oh, yeah No, look if Eminem like camping he has an actual rap this guy actually did it. Yes, really? Oh, I'm saying this is the same guy. Oh, I didn't know that Maybe it's just the impression. I don't see an actual rap because this is this guy just does
Starting point is 00:22:27 impressions yeah yeah yeah people send me this all the time yeah because they go it's like but but this is lit but that's the only thing that I think about this is this lit you know you know what it is he just this is more effort than what you did way more what do you mean? I know, I know, but I know what I'm saying is like you, you know, but I think that that was better because it was just casual. Well, that's the thing. This guy's making an effort. I don't that. Well, that's, that's like, ah, but that's why I stopped doing vine when everyone started doing like, Hey, you know, props. And I'm like, Oh, yeah. I mean, go to
Starting point is 00:23:03 if Eminem went camping, Nick. Wow. Such anymore. Go to F.M. and M. Wayne Camping, Nick. Wow, such a sucker. Got you. Hook, line and sinker. He's also writing it. Right. He does sound like him though, it. Right. You ever thought mosquitoes should be back as it is? Should get tossed in a massive bit? You can't miss it. It does sound like him though, it's good. Or should I add a stick and a fire? Because then I'd have graham crackers with marshmallows and shattered bits of chocolate
Starting point is 00:23:28 jammed in it. I should catch a fish. Shut up! Seriously. This is why we never invite you to a camping. We're not baby-wifes, man. Get out of here. I hate all you guys.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Why would you throw that at me? Look at me. I mean, look, here's the deal. No, no, no. This is the thing. I hate all you guys. Why would you throw that at me? I mean look, here's the deal. No, no, no. This is the thing. That's- They didn't need that. No, no, no. This is the thing about that. That's like their podcast. It's not-
Starting point is 00:23:58 Look, this guy- Of course you're kidding. Hey, we'll talk later. But this is the thing about impressions I think that people often, you know, they do them well, but they focus too much on how good they sound and not the funniness of it. The funny, yeah. Like... And why do you say bro said who invented mosquitoes? You're the bro. Is that his catching?
Starting point is 00:24:35 Well, that's... Yeah, it's all good. Well, I... Okay. It's all good to even think about that. But I agree with you. I think that that's the issue. That's always been my problem with impressions is like,
Starting point is 00:24:46 okay, so you got this, because I think that not as good impression, but it's a good impression in a great scenario is better than just a great impression. Sure, yeah. But here's the thing, this guy also is, I don't know what his background is, but this guy is thinking, okay, how do I make this funny?
Starting point is 00:25:09 You already lost. Yep. He doesn't have the direct line. You already lost. Yeah. Go back to a previous episode. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's why when people, you know, and look, there's all different styles of standup
Starting point is 00:25:21 comedy, there's different styles of comedy, but there's different styles of standup comedy. Like I don't like when people, people often say like, there's no punchline though. And I'm like, yeah, I don't give a fuck, dude. I'm not trying to figure out like, mathematically what's funny. You like what I do or not? I think it's funny. Do you know what I'm saying? And the people who feel me are going to think that's funny. And if you operate, if I operated from, how do I make this joke work? That's not me, dude. That's not me.
Starting point is 00:25:51 And it won't, it'll be false. Well that's the thing that- No one's forcing you to do it. Yeah, that's the thing that I was, I said on a way other episode. I mean that's the thing that makes you what it is. I mean, but I think that it always is that even the people who are wordsmiths, like Seinfeld.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Well, let me just say, he's a wordsmith. So the people react to him, because they're going, really the reaction is, ooh, I like how you did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the reaction to someone else might just be like, man, I love this guy. Yes, totally.
Starting point is 00:26:24 I think Burt is like that. Right. You know what I mean? I think he's telling, yeah, he's a storyteller and you're like, you're in it. He's a vibe, dude. He comes out, you're like, oh, what's up? You know? So what I'm trying to say though is I think it's always been that and we're just realizing it because of social media and having more connection with people. I think it's always been that. I don't know if it's ever been really just like, oh, what is this person writing? I mean, you think of the greats,
Starting point is 00:26:48 they got something going on with them that's more than just like the written word. You know what I mean? You know, whatever the... And some guys love that shit. Like, you know, Mark Normans, Sam Morrill, you know, those guys write. Great writers.
Starting point is 00:27:00 They go on stage, they work on the jokes and shit. But Mark still has has the vibe thing, even though he writes jokes. He's got his like. He has his shtick. Yes, but he. But the thing. Hey, I'm gay.
Starting point is 00:27:12 But the thing is. But the thing is. But he's not, that's the funny part. He's not Kevin Hart either. He goes, I'm gay, I'm Kevin Hart. He walks off. But I just think that, you know. Get the eyes out today, huh?
Starting point is 00:27:28 That's what he wants to do. I know, but that's different. Because you get the vibe. The moment that he went over to his family and friends, whoever that was, who aren't actors, you kind of get taken out of it because it's just like whatever. But I don't know, man. That was way too loud breaking news that Ashton Hall chin he stole it from chin this was two years ago and chin did a routine oh god this what you guys been
Starting point is 00:27:57 working on this whole time no distracted what I'm saying is like did you hear him like whispering back and forth literally Yeah, it's not copying. It's not copy. This this has been around forever Yeah That's just joking No, he stole from chin. Oh, yeah, I saw this. Yeah, right. So that's it's not copying It's like it's been around forever. Of course, so stupid that he says he's copying This is old that's when your studio is outside case this is old that's when your studio is outside okay remember yeah but it's been around forever it's so stupid to say this guy's like oh they're copying my
Starting point is 00:28:30 style or whatever it's like oh no I yeah any look dude people look people send me that Eminem guy and they're like he's taking your thing I'm like dude shut up shut the fuck up that's don't send me some don't send me something somebody did that maybe I did a version I don't give a fuck yeah what are you talking about dude I did a I used to do all this stuff um remember I would do the guys from snapchat the hey, I would do Derek, I would do all those characters with the faces and shit, and Ivan the Travel Channel guy.
Starting point is 00:29:09 I stopped doing that because I was like, all right, how many times am I gonna do this? It was fun. And then- Bring that back though, right? No, I would love to, but I don't know how to do the filters now. But-
Starting point is 00:29:19 You get old fast. Yeah, I know, I know. But, What's His Name started doing filters of guys and Impressions, he's really funny. Really good. Are you talking about Adam Ray? No, no, he's good at it too though. No. Oh, what's this fucking name? Yeah, Cal done. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, so I one of these times I was like I'm gonna do one of those things again, and I did it and people were hammering me in the comments like
Starting point is 00:29:47 Bro, you stole Kyle Dunn against thing and I'm like, what the fuck? So I wrote about I was like, can you believe this? He's like bro, that's so stupid But it's like it's so weird, dude. It's so weird. Well, it's so weird No, I guess not but do that but they don't they know anything no sometimes you just scroll it and you see that's why You think I would see that guy's Eminem thing and be like It's not the same he would have done it even if I didn't do that he would have done the only person that should be I bring that back the only person that should be upset if he was gonna be upset is Eminem Yes, and he loved it dude. I think honestly this these I don't think I've ever been funnier than these you're gonna have a problem you understand? you're gonna have a problem and your name is Steve
Starting point is 00:30:46 and I'm gonna have a problem and the only problem I'm gonna have is getting your bitch out of my apartment okay? this is a fucking real problem okay? I won't the only problem I have is what do I store your bitch's name under my phone so wifey doesn't find out there's a reason they call me Demi God
Starting point is 00:31:02 in fucking high school okay? only thing that people call your girl the subway, cause it's cheap to get on her! He's all drooling. Okay, yeah, I admit, I got a little carried away. But it's better than being carried away in a fucking stretcher cause you got your asshole rocked! I'm a fucking savage!
Starting point is 00:31:23 I'm a fucking savage! I'm a fucking savage! Dude, that might be the funniest thing I've ever done, I think. I tell you, you have to bring it back. Ah, that's the episode. Thanks for watching Golden Hour. I gotta bring it back, but here's the thing. You have to bring it back. Whatever that... Dude, promote your dates in that guy. It's so good. That's true, I will.
Starting point is 00:31:42 But whatever that filter was, I think that might have been Instagram But whatever filter that was I Did that I thought was so funny and then it was gone. Yeah, and I was like fuck So that Steve died that that day Not this one. No go to wait. Hold on. I'm gonna stab it knows the type in Who's the guy? Hey, what's up? This is One what's his name? No, I can't think of it. Hey, it's Terry Terry
Starting point is 00:32:13 Phoenix he's from Phoenix and he could never Did he he could never get to where he was going Terry Phoenix It's me tough to beat that last guy no Terry Terry and What the fuck Hold on It's definitely up there somewhere Yeah, we'll work on it. Yeah, you work on it, but it was like it was like he would be like
Starting point is 00:32:40 Go and see incubus. Um Can't wait. And then he would never get to where he was going. And then, and then, and then I remember thinking, oh dude, he died. I made him die. And then I never did him again ever. And people were like, come on bro.
Starting point is 00:32:57 And I was like, he's dead, bro. He, what do you want me to do? And then I unearthed footage. I was like, oh, I found a, I'm sorry. Oh, crazy words bro. Those things are hilarious. You things are hilarious you can do you can decide even snapchat travel channel I just got to go to snapchat you know we should do the filter still on there yeah there's like yeah the filters yeah but what happens is you have to go no no but you have to go and look for the old filter there's a way to do that
Starting point is 00:33:21 oh really yeah yeah there's a way to do that where you go to like this little thing right here you go you go here and then these are the then you can find the filters. Pass ones that you've used? Yeah yeah yeah. There this this this. Something about these filters makes it so good. This one feels racist. I'm eating, friends, not sure if they're gonna show up, but it's all good, you know? You know, you gotta have good food no matter what, so give your belly full, that's all good. Share friends are great, you know, but you gotta eat no matter what, so friends come, kill two birds one stone yeah did you have to open your mouth extra wide for it or did it do it?
Starting point is 00:34:11 nope nope the key is relaxing bro okay nailed it don't even a good thing friends weren't here i probably wouldn't eat in some of that so he has more of a storyline this is yeah him. Feeling, feeling free. Feeling sick. So that's where it kicks in, you know. It's a slower bird. No, he's not. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, uh, you're... Do the old guy though. Do the what?
Starting point is 00:34:34 Do the meathead guy. That guy's the first, that was the first guy. I'm a fucking... But I can't, but it's not funny without the fate. Or I guess it is. It's pretty funny. I fate or I guess it is Let me just find one fucking ten years, I just got to find one and then Find that guy Be creative Rhode Island 34's! Let's see Leave your bitch at home
Starting point is 00:35:06 Be creative with the Rhode Island Yeah there's so many now dude They're crazy Carrie eats a bad burrito? Yep, they're all winners okay Look Watch them on your own time Um
Starting point is 00:35:22 Yeah It'd be like that one I'm a fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. That's good. That's creepy. I know, that's funny. I got a good gun. But they have one on Instagram too, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying that there's a way you could... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Maybe I'll look into it. Look into it. Anyway. Maybe we start doing episodes in different... That'd be funny. Yeah. What? Some migrants were found in wood.
Starting point is 00:35:39 What? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I episodes in different. That'd be funny. Yeah. Some migrants were found in wood.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Well, I saw this. Oh, wow. Oh, this was like. This is crazy. Yeah, but this was, how'd they find them? Somebody snitched like, a glorious bastards. It must've. Bro, imagine laying in that for how many hours?
Starting point is 00:36:03 Couldn't do it. And you know I'm fartin'. Wherever your old life is, it must be terrible. To put yourself through this. Maybe that's how they got caught, someone farted. Facts. Oh man. I mean they are nose to butt. Damn.
Starting point is 00:36:24 You think the ice guy is like, fuck man, just go. They are nose to butts. They're just, damn. You'd think the ice guy would like, fuck man, just go. Oh yeah, dude, the car thing, let's talk about that. Your purple Jeep. Pink, pink. Is it? Yeah, it's pink. Rubicon 392, final edition. Hard to find, man, I was crunk.
Starting point is 00:36:40 And the stressful thing is, is they gave me a budget and I didn't think I'd get the car within that budget Right, so that's why you're so excited. Yeah And then won it well, I won the bid you have to pay for it. I got a really good deal They go for like 110 115 And I don't want be on live TV and lose an auction that's why I get so crunk Is it silent auction? So you just let's take where is it like? No Bunch of rich dudes they're trying to win it
Starting point is 00:37:14 You see me bomb left, you know, we described when that bid is Steve Yeah, look at a book look at him, watch this. Watch this. This is great. So, into it, goes into his old habits of training, right? Fucking took him down. Didn't help him back up. So shitty. You just tackled an old dude?
Starting point is 00:37:38 Look, look, look, forgot about him after that. Immediately. Just goes like this, ah fuck, I want a car. Look at the guy still, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, I haven't talked to him since still I'm talking about no that's what that's like. That's one guy that can handle that. That's one guy who can handle pink car my right. The lectures wait you can't afford this.
Starting point is 00:37:59 That's basically what you say. Who was that? Who was that guy that was hugging you? Jan, my boy Jan. Cool. No, the older guy. That's Jan. Older guy's Jan. The guy that tackled his legs.
Starting point is 00:38:14 The guy you killed. Oh, OK. The guy you killed. All right, so. Because Lex was the bad guy. You had to tackle him because Lex probably went, come on, man. No, Lex was stoked because they gave us a budget. We thought it was going to go for like 125.
Starting point is 00:38:28 So when I got for 92, I was like, I fucking told you. I saved us money. So what are you going to do? So now what are you going to do with that? Gee. When you get it? Comes today. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:38:43 And what are you going to do with it? I'll build it up and then do a giveaway with it. So you're going to build it up. But it's already pretty built. And what are you going to do with it? I'll build it up and then do a giveaway with it. So you're going to build it up, but it's already pretty built, so what are you going to do? Wings, a steward. She just has to wait in the car. Me in the back doing comedy. We know you love Crystal Leahus we put a crystal ea He can't stop every other day can't stop won't stop
Starting point is 00:39:18 Yeah, they're fun. Yeah, they look cool. You realize how poor you are though? Cuz there's like cuz guys billionaires like the first one I went to some dude spent like seven million dollars in 12 minutes Nice to me. Well, bro, it's like and didn't give a fuck. I had it. I had you know, I was all excited He was going like this. Okay. Yeah. Well, that's also like that's why those things are great Like if you were running one of those you want the most arrogant flashy You know guys to come and you want to get rivals to come you want to find out who hates this guy? You want to invite the other guy because Cause then they're going to just be like, I can't let him get this. Yeah. Their ego is getting involved. The ego is involved.
Starting point is 00:39:50 And that's what they kept telling me. They're like, don't get your ego involved. If it's over your limit, just back off. I'm like, I don't, what? I can bench 225, 26 times and then go higher and then go back to 225 and do it like 15 times. So go fuck yourself Three minute break so I Yeah, I It looks fun. I want to I would I would like that but it's just like how long is it that whole thing? Oh, it's over like eight days
Starting point is 00:40:21 But I'm only there for two. My website works now. It's from like 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. You're there all, it's just car after car. Like big baller cars. Well that's the thing, so I had my Ferrari right now, I wanted to get rid of it to get the Porsche and I got rid of it and then the guy that I got rid of it to was like hey I sold it to this guy and he sent it to me
Starting point is 00:40:44 and I was like oh oh, that's cool. And then he's like, yeah. And I was like, he said it's his 14th car. And I was like, these guys just, what, bro? Listen, man, when you have a certain amount of money, what else can you buy? I always say this, that's why Balmer was like, yeah, buy the clippers. When you have billions billions of dollars just very few things everything actually by yeah
Starting point is 00:41:09 Yeah, you know what I mean, so you just kind of like what can I do? Let me buy something Let's take a little break here cuz it's March Madness Boy CSU was the Cinderella story for a little bit then lost on the last second shot. I thought I was traveling whatever I'm from Colorado Listen, nothing's for sure Upsets buzzer beaters Cinderella advancing top seeds going home early. Although none of the top seeds have gone home early It's all gonna happen bet that I expected every upset every day with DraftKings sportsbook with live betting Exclusive content promos and parlays DraftKings is the ultimate college basketball destination for March. First time Here's something special for y'all new DraftKings customers bet five to get 200 bonus bets instantly
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Starting point is 00:42:49 DKNG.co slash audio oh that Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, so go to ericgriffin.com, find out all my dates. .net ericgriffin. .net, oh well, he's gonna make it for me. Okay, because the other one's still your old one. It's actually a joke, the guy, he said, I'll make you, he said he watches the web thing, and I said,
Starting point is 00:43:14 you know what dude, this is actually kinda dope, can you help me make a website? Oh, this is so funny, bro. Leave it, leave that. That's hilarious. Oh wow, how fucking funny. ericgrubit.net if you wanna see that one, but it actually has my tour dates, so. So amusing.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Might be my name. Go Damien, go Damien. Let me see Eric's website. I would stick with that. Let me see Eric's website. Where's mine? Oh, that's so funny. And all those links work.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Yeah, I don't know. All right, I think he's, I have no idea. Your site's so much better than your other one. Shut up. Right, right? It's my site! You think they're the Right? It's my side So funny well, yeah use teespring for merges like I haven't made any new merchant years
Starting point is 00:44:01 Merch that's so funny dude, you lay out so intuitive Eric. I really like There's not that many sides out there like this. Yeah, only one other one, really. Go to air-griffin.net. That is funny. Air-griffin.net. Yeah, that's so funny. Is that it, kids? No.
Starting point is 00:44:16 No, no, no. Oh, I thought you were showing games. No, he just wanted to. Yeah. Yeah. Why did your website not work, and now it does, though? Is it some magnetic? It must be the same back end or whatever the fact that they were both not
Starting point is 00:44:27 But I texted my guys and I was like, why doesn't it work and they're like we'll fix it and they fixed it But why is yours? Did they do yours too? It looks like mine guy No, I don't is it it could be that's why he did it. Okay. What's your guy? I don't even know I could maybe it's just yeah, maybe it's a bike. I have no idea I forgot to look on my Instagram thing. He probably watches the podcast. It was like oh, this is funny If I just do this for you, you know, maybe maybe maybe Find down like we're working on the air Sorry, man, we're swamp with air
Starting point is 00:45:00 We switched it over to Eric's for the joke. Yeah, we gotta get, yeah, we gotta get 200 more people to come to that. 300 receivers. That was, wow, that's funny. It looks, we get way better. Keep it. I'd keep it. Or, you know, change a little bit.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Yeah, me. I wouldn't change either. No, I don't give a fuck. And when he changes his, you just change yours. When he tries to make his different, you just keep following. I'm actually gonna go get christenleah.net and then just in yours. Yeah when he tries to make his different just keep on I'm actually gonna I'm actually gonna go get christen leah dot net. Yeah, and then just in case Red socks bro, shut up the Wade Boggs. This was a heartwarming moment from the tournament
Starting point is 00:45:38 This this Liberty player was gonna get in at crunch time But it was only 56 seconds left and they were trying to to run out the clock so the ref just stopped the game and said there was a wet spot so the guy could get in the game. Wow what a good dude. Oh and they were getting their ass wet. Oh that's cool. So there's a wet spot here, go ahead and in, son. Damn, that's so cool. Yeah, because this guy's probably a senior. Yeah, he wouldn't have played. He would never get in.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Damn, that's like how Rudy, that's Rudy. Yeah. You know what I mean? They're gonna make a movie in 20 years. Oh yeah. Over this guy, and then you're gonna find out later on, you know, that it's like, oh, he was actually a really bad guy, they shouldn't have made that movie, you know what I mean? Yeah. Hey, that's like oh, he was actually a really bad guy They shouldn't made that movie
Starting point is 00:46:26 That's no white that new Snow White's eating shit, huh? Yeah, it's not doing well. Love to see it I saw that's what you get bitch. You saw it. Yeah, I saw I don't I don't hot I don't well. I'll give you my think you know what let me tell you this you would think it would be a woke mess That wasn't what was wrong with the movie. But they tried cleaning that up. No, no, no. It was boring. Just bad. It was just bad.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Maybe because they took all the fun woke stuff out. It was just bad. It was so bad. But it's boring. It's an original story. The original story's in there. It doesn't matter, dude. But didn't they take out Prince Charming?
Starting point is 00:46:59 No, no, they didn't call him Prince Charming. It was just a guy. Actually, the guy. It's him they called. It's like Robin Hood. Carl. Hey. But you know what? Hey! Hey it was just a guy. Actually, the guy. It's him they just called. It's like Robin Hood. Carl, hey. But you know what? Hey!
Starting point is 00:47:07 It's that guy. Yeah, yeah. No, but I just think that, you know, the problem is the actress, her, she was insufferable, okay? In the movie? No, no, no, just her. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:20 You can't get past that. The buildup is what she did with you. No, but I told Chris, I'm gonna tell you my main issue with this. Uh-huh the whole premise of the Evil Queen is she's like mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fairest of them all you and it's like the mirror goes you until now it's no why it's still you know It ain't yeah. Yeah, it's still you she ain't pretty Wonder Woman. Sorry Still you
Starting point is 00:47:50 Girl Wonder Woman sorry Is like that no wait wait hold on She's what I don't like is that there's this narrative that Rachel Ziegler is it yeah is not pretty she's no that's not no No, no, you're missing the narrative. She's a raging con. No, no, I know that narrative. There's also a narrative online. That's like Yeah, she's really pretty. She's not Gail Goodall I understand. I don't know what her name is. That's all I'm trying to say. She ain't Wonder Woman! I know that, but you're missing my point. My point is they're saying she's not pretty. She's alright. No, she's not alright, bro. She's really pretty. Compared to her?
Starting point is 00:48:24 No, I under- look, that's not what they're saying's really compared to her no I under look that's not what they're saying though what that's saying is started that narrative what they're they are a lot of people are saying look they hired an ugly person oh yeah that's crazy they hired a mid that's crazy they hired a mid no she's not and she's not me she's she's hot zoom in on her neck is she under five foot probably they aren't they all? I mean, I don't know. Well, it means a lot.
Starting point is 00:48:48 No, but the haircut was trash. Yeah, that was bad. I mean, just like, she had the bowl cut. Oh, she's 5'2", wow, she's small. Yeah, dude, come on, dude. 5'2' is cool. Come on, dude. You know, it is what it is.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Take my money. Yeah, yeah, but she didn't look like that in Snow White. Yeah. Okay, if Snow White would have had a key me on we talking something different more like snow I Come on look at that. No, she's bad That's how you know how they made the whiz yeah That's just a black version of Snow White, but where they attack her looks
Starting point is 00:49:29 They'll tell but that's the whole thing about our fucking terrible and ruin the movie, but her looks ain't it But that's the whole thing about they just Whatever side is pissed off at something they take the things that it's not about right and they make them explode And it's not about that not just make them explode and it's not about it It's not just make it about this is a bad movie dude period. Uh, Elon Musk is Annoying as fuck. He's not a Nazi. Don't say he's a Nazi. Just say he's so annoying But they gotta take it so annoying But they gotta be like no, he's a not dude. He's just dead when he goes
Starting point is 00:50:05 Hey, I'm dark bagga now Wants to explode he's not a Nazi's not for the Third Reich, but just let him be like ah That's so annoying and that's it and then I'm on board, but this friend you're like he's crazy He's part of the Third Reich. I know all right you lost me now. I like like him. Yeah I'm bored now what I want electric car, and I fucking hate electric This is so annoying Hmm like isn't it crazy though how it's weird bro six six to eight years ago, so like I mean weird bro six to eight years ago so look like I mean the left wanted to make comedy illegal you know like you can't make fun of anything so that was like comedy sucks it's like nothing's funny you can't make fun of anything it's
Starting point is 00:50:54 like legalized comedy yeah like like dude like like that is like just let me he's gonna not like him for that Take it to the oh he's Hitler Yeah, you're so weird it's so weird how you know how insufferable like they're sort of like our rich liberal friends who were driving around their Tesla's Oh, yeah, you know what I mean? You know it cuz it's not even like it's not even like middle-class people It's like the people spending a hundred grand on a Tesla. Oh look what I'm doing You know and now they're all around now all of a sudden so so you have to burn them
Starting point is 00:51:37 Yeah, like you sure you're all it's so dumb No, how gangster is Trump's son when he went up to Biden and went, now it's on. Do we have- Biden's son, the tall fucking drink of water. Did what? You know, when, before Trump won, when they're trying to put his dad in prison, you know, they have to go meet the president of Biden.
Starting point is 00:51:57 Yeah. And he shook his hand and went, now it's on. Who said that? The son, Trump's son did. Really? Biden, yeah. Pretty gangster. Wow gangster what's his name petty Baron well think about it you're trying to put his dad in jail so
Starting point is 00:52:10 at our bitch now it's on and then his son's one who lined up Rogan Theo all this shit was named Baron yeah there's like seven five I know just Darth now it's on but you see Biden's face like what the fuck? Yeah, what's on? Yeah? Two impressions today, I'm impressed. Yeah, yeah fucking legalize it don't get me started It's the most tired impression bro, God the only person I could tolerate doing that is Calin Yeah, because he's been doing it since I don't know it's just because he's the only person I could tolerate who's like We have doesn't have an off button. Yeah, he's the only one Everyone else turn this shit off. Hey, hey, hey, hey turn that off
Starting point is 00:53:00 You know when you're out with a lot of comics and there's a guy that's just on yeah on Bobby You know when you're out with a lot of comics and there's a guy that's just on yeah Bobby Always on I don't know he's always on though Count on turn off Yes, you call him with a real conversation and you're like who you're doing it for these two together Who's it for they don't they do bits when no one's around with each other. They call each other. It's dead. Do bit Yeah, oh, yeah, it's crazy. Oh, yeah Never grow up like one of his specials names. Yeah, that was the worst special art ever never grow up
Starting point is 00:53:35 This is funny with comedians going into non comedic podcast and they're just like a Christopher walk impression It's the funniest thing they've ever heard. Oh, really? Yeah like a Christopher Walk impression is the funniest thing they've ever heard. Oh really? One of my favorite guys by the way. Oh wow. If I really wanted to I would do you know that's a hacky thing but I've always loved Chris Walken. Why is he not acting like he didn't close with this for 10 years? Ha!
Starting point is 00:53:58 He still does. One of my favorite guys by the way. Well the story goes, true story that he walked in to my, I think it was, I can't remember, Randy Pearlstein, who was a comic, and he tells this story, he's telling it on stage, so I'm stealing it from him. And he said, walk in, walked up to them, when, I don't know if it's true, but he was drunk,
Starting point is 00:54:18 and he walked up to them, they were all hanging out, and they were all just a bunch of actors who were in this movie called Search and Destroy. And he walks in, and they were all like, oh shit, Chris, we walk in and he goes, and he's tall, about six, three, six, four. And he goes, you guys, you know what fame is? Fame is knowing you can walk into a room, fuck anyone in the ass. That's fame.
Starting point is 00:54:47 That's actually, you know, his impression is actually really good. Yeah, it's really good. That's fucking hysterical. Oh, is that Vinny? That's Vinny. I don't know if Vinny was on this one too. Yeah, he's on.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Yeah, Vinny O'Shauna. Oh, there he is, yeah. Vinny is like, Vinny does the most hilarious, he's one of the funny right wing people, okay? Like he is unabashedly right wing Trump supporter, but you know, and he's one of my best friends. Yeah. And he does some really hilarious sketches.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Oh no, he's funny. But also, but also he's on a lot, he almost is on all the time yeah you're saying on that guy no he's better now oh really yeah cuz he stopped drinking he stopped drinking I fucking yeah he I used to love hanging with him I don't see him too much anymore because he lives in Florida oh yeah okay yeah no he's great yeah Vinny is I I love Vinny. Vinny Oshana. He's a regular in Patrick Bad David, right?
Starting point is 00:55:48 Yeah, I think so. Vinny also, you know who has him on a lot? Pierce Morgan. Vinny? Yes. No, this guy, oh, I wish we could find this clip. There's a guy that, this left wing guy's on there and he's like calling Vinny like a dumb or something.
Starting point is 00:56:03 And then Vinny says, Vinny goes like, this coming from a guy who something you know and then Vinny goes like this coming from a guy who doesn't know how to dye his beard. See that? Yeah that's funny. My whole thing is like you can't have if you go bring a comic in this world get ready. And roast him. Get ready. Alright well thanks guys.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Right? We're good. And stay tuned for the what's the's the name of your podcast after hour? Kevin chin and short king Big case yeah, do it all go to my website it works dude. Yeah awesome I'm being a vaguely good at com and go to Eric Griffin dotnet and Cheyenne You know fucking so many crazy dates, better dates than Eric, dude. Ha ha!
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Starting point is 00:57:16 Jam in the van. Why does it say? No, because he didn't know where the thing is, and I don't have that on, you know what I mean? But it's okay. I'll be in Austin, mother shit. You know, Pittsburgh. There's some good dates on there.
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