The Golden Hour - Can Erik Run a Mile? | The Golden Hour #127 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

The guys discuss the differences between male logic vs female emotions, Kanye West's continued craziness, Madonna's hit songs, investing in trading cards, collecting shoes, the new American Idol, the 90 Day Fiance throuple, whether or not Erik can run a mile, TLC's Jay and Pamela, Jay Leno driving a tank on city streets and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code GOLDENMint Mobile - If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at mintmobile.com/goldenDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN for new customers to get $150 in bonus bets when you bet just five bucksQuince - Go to https://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What'd you do yesterday? Let me guess, hung out? Awesome Listen man Yeah dude, but no I I I worked out and I fucking. Oh, did you? Bro, you're acting like I don't do shit. I do shit. Your body looks lazy.

No, I work. I take my kid to school in the morning. I slept a little bit today, but. Gardening, walking, what are you doing? I work out. I hang out with my kids. Are you still out of breath when you work out? Yes, I'm out of breath sometimes when I work out, I hang out with my kids. You're still out of breath when you work out? You gotta. It's a slow, sort of,

Yes, I'm out of breath sometimes when I work out. A lot of it, because I get really hard. Can you even imagine if they would've went to school together in like, grammar school or something? The teacher would always have to be like, Chris and Brian, can you guys stay away from each other? I would've been in college when he was in class.

Yeah. Literally. Literally. Oh yeah, he'd be in college when he was in prep. Yeah. Literally. Literally. Oh yeah, he'd be in college when he was in prep. Look at Juicy B, though. He sees me every day. And he goes like, you're getting bigger. I don't think so.

He's actually bigger. What's up, Brian? You just hanging out today or what? You're not doing that much or what? Are you just with us? He did a podcast on tariffs. Oh, good. That's good.

It's always good when a comedian mostly talks about animals has a podcast about tariffs. Oh good. That's good. It's always good when a comedian mostly talks about animals has a podcast about tariffs. The reason why I yeah it's because I can't do it earlier is because my I have to be there because I have to be there for because my kids are there. So I got here as early as I could guys. Okay Okay, that's fine. Can I tell you what happened yesterday? So we're about to go on a walk. We got this new stroller, and we're gonna go on a walk in our neighborhood. And I'm standing by the door.

When you're about to leave, it's like, do you have his shoes? Do you have his thing? You get the diaper? Blah, blah, blah. So Rachel's like, okay, well, oh, I left my thing in the car. I'm gonna go through the garage.

But we're still talking, talking, talking. And then I walk out the door, we're talking, talking, whatever, and then we get back from a long walk and the door is wide open. And I say, you didn't close the door. She's like, no, remember I said I'm going to the garage. I was like, no, but we were still talking. She was like, so I had to throw a challenge flag

because I have cameras. See, that's a challenge flag because I have cameras See that's what I need. I have cameras everywhere So then but you lost I lost this one so I go I go to the video is a long video Uh-huh, I'll hear that. Here's what I think and then at the very last second at the end of the video I hear she goes don't forget to lock the door No, see I I lost that challenge no, but that is that a root beer is that an actual beer I was like, damn it! No, see I... That's why I lost that challenge. No, but that...

Tim, is that a root beer or is that an actual beer? It's just a root beer. But then you go, but then you go, that's weird at 10 a.m. But that's when you go... To die cold, baby? Oh, we already know he's... Die cold? No, it's not.

That's a fucking... It's a little worse. Budweiser? Root beer's a little worse. No, that's a Budwe fucking it's a little worse root root beers a little It's just regular everyday stuff. It's all good. That's a straight-up beer. Oh, it's a beer. It's 10 a.m Yeah, I know I have five o'clock somewhere. I thought it was a root beer Your root beer, huh? No, but that's when you look that's when you look. Oh, that's when you go. Oh Well see this is good we have cameras, so I don't want to hear it. I don't know.

I'll just make it a little. But I was trying to look at the other camera, the outdoor one, to match up the time to be like, look, I'm not here. But then I was like, you know what? I lost this one. Sometimes you just lose them. Sometimes, yeah. You do.

I've done that. Rewind it on a movie. That's not what he said. Rewind it. You rewind it. Oh, you did say that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But they don't even know rewind it you rewind it. Oh you did say that Yeah Yeah, but they don't even know what it is. They don't even know how to win. Well, that's true

That is true. They don't know how to Enjoy the win. It's just kind of like they don't they don't care. Yeah, they don't really Guys kind of care about being right women don't really care about playing a different game. Yeah. Yeah, they're not they're not no no we Want to be right with our facts and common sense that we present. So if you're fighting with somebody, you might be like, no man, yeah, let me show you. I'll show you, then you go, boom, I got you. They just want to be right.

Right, right, right. It's logic versus emotion, really, is what it is. And I'm Jordan Peterson, that's why I noticed that. I noticed that and that's why I'm like Jordan Peterson. Hey, hey, I feel right. It's logic versus emotion, really, is what it is. And I'm Jordan Peterson. That's why I noticed that. I noticed that. And that's why I'm like Jordan Peterson. Hey, hey, I feel like I feel like Jordan Peterson's kind of I don't see him as much anymore. Really? Am I crazy? Has he kind of fallen off? Just not in your algorithm, man.

Well, the thing that happens is he does podcasts. Everyone knows who he is. We got it. Well, no, but then it's like. It happened to me about six years ago. But how many times is he gonna do everybody's podcast? Like he was on this guy's podcast, on that guy's podcast, and then it's like, okay. No, dude, it's just some

mental work that we've talked y'all. Right, true. Jesus Christ. It's just algorithm, huh? No, but there's certain guys that are around, like they're everywhere, and they're kinda. Nah, man. I guess if they're saying crazy-ass shit, only guy, I mean I guess Jordan Peterson does say some wild stuff,

not that it's wrong, but it's controversial. No, no, but the thing is if you're somebody that always says controversial stuff, no one pays attention to you anymore. Yeah, you're right. You know, because look at... That's what's gonna happen with Kanye. No, no, no, but this already happened. I was so funny, you said just about exactly what I'm about to say.

So Kanye, I'm saying Kanye's a certain way for a long time. He's considered a musical genius and people like love this guy. And then the moment he does something so out of pocket, people are like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Now he's been doing that out of pocket shit for so long. Then now we're just like, oh, we got a black KKK thing on, okay.

No one cares. You know who broke down the best? I think it was Damon Wayne's on Shaysay show Shannon sharps He's like he's like the this is the way I look at Kanye If when you're walking on the street see a homeless guy talking himself doing this crazy stuff you like I need some help me Keep going. He's like that's why I look at Kanye. He's like he does all this crazy shit It's like he look at him like a homeless dude. He's out of his fucking mind Yeah, but he just needs help with it And you know we broke up with his wife cuz she was trying to get him into rehab. Mm-hmm. That's what he's like nah, bitch. I Know but the thing is like when you see that crazy person on the street

It would be like the first time you see him and it's like Chris You'd be like, oh my god, why is Chris on the street? But after a year Chris is still on the street You're like, hey, you know, I mean that's just that's that as time goes on so I just it's a little different Be like trying to give a bomb money. He's like I'm a billionaire But yet at a certain point at a certain point you know you just go well you ignore Yeah, I mean society just needs go okay, but that sucks talk about it's deemed to be the conservatorship. You know what I mean society just needs to go. Okay, but that sucks talk about it's need to be in a conservatorship. You know what I mean? Yeah God it's uh, but there were people that loved that guy. I have a friend of mine. That's like Part of me loves my brother my brother. There's people like that. He doesn't defend the wild anti-semitic shit

but as far as like Musically and like his influence on like culture and fashion Oh, man, he will go there's people that go and that's and that's the reason why it's so Like shocking to the system. Yeah, what's like defending Madonna right now? It's over dude, you know He's not her face is fucking she's a grandma Dude, she has some slappers. It's like, yeah, dude, in the 80s. Does she have music now? Yeah. Does she have music now?

Yeah, yeah. See, but no one's paying attention. She has diehards. To be fair, I wasn't ever paying attention. Nobody was paying attention even in the last 15 years. She's come out with a few albums that the albums didn't do well, but then she goes on tour and she has the highest voice in tour. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, the one song that, the last song that was everywhere was Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh That one no the one that I'm saying this is the worst frozen frozen frozen the worst Shazam ever right here Wasn't it called frozen or something? No frozen is from I know the musical but You know the ray of light song right? Yes. That's why I sang it That's Brendan. You got no business telling me what I sing bad. Come on, dude No, mine's good Neither one. No mine's good. No yours. That's how it goes. Only like a female's doing it. No, that was terrible. Anyway, um. Then she got that young black dude boyfriend. Remember? He, she might still be with him. He's like 28.

Man, I feel old because I remember when Madonna came out. Google, Google can uh, uh, if you hum in. I know. I, I it. I know, I don't believe that works. I never tried, but come on. Well, especially with your, we should try it right now. No, I just, I don't wanna. No, I want you to do that stupid humming you just did and see if Google can figure out the song. Chid and I did it like an hour back from Disneyland.

And? And it worked. Ever got it? Oh, it does work. Yeah, it works better if you sing because I think it matches the lyrics Yeah, you can't be yeah exactly. I don't know but you can still hum and it'll ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Oh Frozen

Man hilarious What there's gonna be a whole today there's gonna be a whole episode of congratulations with you doing that now. Chad GBT's like, okay, okay. I remember that. That was everywhere. That's hilarious. But was frozen. 0 for 2 for me, huh? Nick was frozen after.

I think it was real light was like 2000 and what? Was real light that one was everywhere though. Yeah. Wow. Look at this. Is this is this an order? Yeah, I'm the deck. I didn't know that those that one song came out before Wow future This is all the nonsense now, this is when the non-res rare light is it called rail light actually or These are all Madonna songs frozen with 2021. Oh, no, no, no, no that has to be a remix. Yeah Sick kick remix. Okay, that's okay

Okay, that's okay You know we've done light dog, you know, we've done some gay stuff. Yeah, I know The examination Go up Nick the examination of a Madonna. The Madonna timeline search is the gayest thing we've ever done on this show. Dude, she had two slappers, Frozen and Ray of Light. Yeah, same time. 98 was bang.

Boy, same time. 98. Yeah, we're both right. Both right. What's so funny? What are you laughing at? Tell me specifically. I don't know.

We're both right. Ray of Light, huh? I killed it with the Google search. This is some gay shit. There it is. There it is. specifically I killed it with the Google yeah I think ray of light was the was that the name of one of them was the name of the album I believe anyway whatever I remember I was fucking this guy when it came out but whatever yeah frozen was a bigger song. Well, just Frozen. They were different though, didn't they?

They did different stuff, didn't they? Ray Light was more daytime driving and Frozen was always in the club. No, Ray Light was more... I remember sucking this guy off. Can I hear Ray Light? Was it like techno? No, we can't. I hated Ray Light. We'll come back to this.

I hated Ray Light. We will come back to the Madonna. You want to hear more in-depth Madonna discussion I go to our patreon. I guess our I did not like Ray of light I frozen was okay. I ray of light to me I don't like the music video and she's like dancing around no no no no frozen was cool Which is crawling around and the fucking thing I remember I was getting pounded by this guy when we This guy's always talking about how he hates music And then we get into a music discussion and he's like,

no, no, no, that's a remix, that's a remix, go up. Know your enemy. Know your enemy. Know your enemy. On Patreon we should break down our dump truck through the generations. Oh god, did she have one? Does she have one?

Oh, I don't know. You know what I'll bring? I have the Madonna sex book. Wow. Who's gay now? At the time, dude, what sex is she's she's got Big Daddy Kane naked in that book with her vanilla ice And no ice naked you haven't seen the Madonna sex book. No, I sure the fuck have it. Yeah, it's a collector's item now I'll teach you how to fuck that's so weird. Yeah

Yeah, man, oh my god that was so bad she's by that guy's nip it's a new about it's a silver book I mean you like out this metal. Yeah, it's like metal. I knew about how much was it at the time No at the time it was like it wasn't that expensive at the time Eric uses hard-earned comedy money to get it She I wasn't even no, I wasn't even I know is there any wieners in it? earned comedy money to get it. Is she? I wasn't even, no I wasn't even. I know. Is there any wieners in it?

I hope so. You know what? I haven't looked at it in a long time. I hope so. Is it a pop-up book? If there's not. Ha! That'd be funny, right? Damn, $200.

220? Disgusting, Eric. Excuse me. All right, well yeah, that's. They're expensive, hang on to that, Eric. Put away for your kids' college fund. Yeah. Imagine you pay for college with a sex book.

Mm-hmm, could do it. Especially if she dies. Now, if you get her to sign this book, it's probably even more... Fake it. It's just weird that, like, she was ahead of her time in terms of like this time. Like if she were coming out now,

and this guy would come out. Oh, she had an OnlyFans? Nobody would care. No, no, no, no, I'm saying no one would care. Yeah. At the time, this was like so huge. But now, yeah, if she was 30 right now, she had a lot of fans.

Yeah, but plus. It'd be a huge OnlyFans, too. If you like move it back and she was rising the way she was and everything, it'd be like, oh my God. Well, not in 1992, this was when this book came out. I mean, fuck, this is how many years ago, the 30? 92, you gotta be a real psycho to buy that book. Right.

Jesus Christ, $10,000. Signs, $10,000. God, imagine getting that. Why would you? Yeah, but why do people get anything like that? I guess. Yeah. And if you're a Madonna fan.

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My buddy's a big trading card guy, and he's like, How old is he? He like, he's like 30 something, you know, and he's got no, but he's got a LeBron, he's got a LeBron card and he got it for $2,000 and he just sold it for $6,000. Good investments. There's like these places they go and you can like, you do all this trading online and like, you know, I was like know outside what this what you do. It's his hobby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's big business It's a big business. It's crazy Bigger when I was a kid, I mean, I'll see right dudes by my age when I was a kid getting cars You know the trade well

That was bigger, but I don't believe the collecting was bigger because cuz collecting is well Cuz those guys are all my age. They have money, right? There's now there's like big businesses around collecting right, but you're not seeing like kids like go. Oh, I want that Otani car That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you know, yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, because it's not you got Pokemon Nothing's more important than this. Right, right, right good, you know, which is crazy I mean it's like as a matter of fact, they were selling an original iPhone in its case at Golden. You know, that collectors thing.

Right, right. That was one of the things you could collect. How much was it? A lot, you know. Really? And it had pictures of trading cards on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's like, what are you supposed to do?

Wouldn't you want the physical fucking car? I used to love that when I was a kid. I don't know if it's even about that. you have like I have a buddy man as a Star Wars Super nerdy Star Wars collector like his head. He has a whole room with friends rage I know so if you have something like that if you're you know, what's like your tennis shoes? You know, you got shoes off. Don't you have a room full of shoes? Yeah closet I've kind of chilled out on shoes. Yeah, same, same, same. I've been bought a pair in a hot thing.

And then I, I'm not wearing them today, but I have these dad Jordans that I wear every single day now. And they went out of, Ah, welcome, welcome. And they went out of style, but I found them. And I bought three pairs for $70.

That's, that's, Which ones, which ones? That's how much shoes should cost. Thank you. M-A-T-T-O-S. Yeah, I'm not into shoes really, That's how much shoes should cost. Thank you. M-A-T-2s? Yeah, I'm not into shoes really. That's how much shoes should cost. $70 for three. Welcome to my world.

I'm out. For three. Because I wear them in everything. Baseball games, in the gym. No, but- Car shop, there's oil on them. But I still got heat on, bro. This is heat. I like it. Basti has those. Oh, really?

Yeah. Don't mind if they're bigger. But if you have, when you were getting the shoes, what would you do with them? Wear them. Play house. Make love to them. No, but for real, what would you do with your shoes? You kept them at home?

Yeah, you wear them, sometimes you wear them, sometimes you don't wear them. What the fuck, this guy's asking what you do with shoes? No, motherfucker, I'm saying what do you do with shoes that you're collecting? I wear them. No, you wear them. He always wore them. I wear them. You gotta wear them. And then what? Then you take them off when you go to bed

and then when you wake up you put on different shoes bro. This guy's asking what do you do about shoes. No, because you bought more shoes so you don't wear all the shoes, there's only one thing. Yeah man, I got two feet, so I wear two at a time. Oh my god. There's also seven days in a week. Yeah dude, that's 14 fucking shoes.

Yeah, but you were buying shoes every freaking week. All right, well, dude, look, I'm. How many pairs of shoes do you have? Who knows, I don't know. Exactly, the fact that you don't know is look I'm how many pairs of shoes you have who knows I don't know exactly the fact that you don't know is what I'm saying since we're moving the house literally joy I was like what shoes don't you wear and she's like cuz I know you're gonna want a box like not get rid of them yeah I went through I was like it was good will some kids about to have to come up yeah

yeah be wearing a size 14 reason like oh shit. I'll take yeah Yeah, some kid was gonna give him more to get well. Yeah How slow on eBay? Yeah, why not? Wait hold on though The shop shoe store Yeah, you're moving I'm being cranced in Rhode Island. I'm gonna be in Denver. I'm gonna be in Boston. I'm gonna be in New York I'm gonna be at Atlanta go to Chris Leah comm to get tickets I'm gonna be in I got a bunch of look at my cool website dude Cheyenne Casper Boston, Massachusetts, Savannah

Winnipeg look at all this shit, Dania, Florida. I'm in the I'm in Yeah, Miami, Florida, but the dude yeah, I just want to stack money and Dude, yeah, I just want to stack money and quit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're both welcome. You guys are both old all of a sudden. I like this. No shoes. You just want to quit.

You want to retire. I'm at the mothership this weekend, but all the shows are sold out. Yes. You see the? Kansas City the weekend after that, and then Seattle the weekend after that. Let's take a little break. you say data or data? Well at my house we say data

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I got in your head. I got in your head. You might have. I'll get in yours too. No, you won't. You won't. I'll get in your head before you get in my head Did you watch love on the spectrum new season? No, not as good ever since that

They don't dive into the story ever since that Michael guy. He's on it. They don't Dinosaurs they don't dive into the story. I love it and then they follow up There's a couple that's been together for three years. Wait, wait, wait, and there's one girl They've been together for two years and dude. She's so thirsty for cock She makes him a nice on their two-year anniversary She makes him like this cartoon and hits play It's like then walk in the house kiss and I was like is it time to take it to the next level? And she starts kisses neck and goes, okay. Okay. Let's keep it on the mouth if we can in public

She's like don't you think it's time we go the next level. He's like if we use protection I would consider it Yeah, those guys are real. He talks about dinosaurs like two hours. Okay. She's like, don't you think it's time we go next level? He's like, if we use protection, I would consider it. Yeah, those guys are real. He talks about dinosaurs for like two hours. Okay, here's a show I'm watching. I love watching 90 Day Fiance. There's many of them. I know, that's your shit. Okay, but listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

There's one this season where it's a couple. It's a couple and they're bringing this other girl into their relationship. I'm in. Okay, so it's one guy and he's two hot Latina girls and they go to Mexico. No, no, no, no. I like when it's an ugly guy.

No, but they go to Mexico to meet her. Their plan is to like actually get divorced so he can marry her to bring her to the States. Okay, that's their plan. But now they're fighting. They're fighting and it's just a guy standing there and guess who's fighting The two girls. I don't know. I haven't been listening Is one American Latino the others

But the way they're fighting Oh, yeah I'm sitting there watching with Rachel and and they're just they're saying girl stuff to each other that girls say to us It's Spanish. No, and it's just going back and forth girl stuff to each other that girls say to us. In Spanish? No, and it's just going back and forth, and then the guy literally looks, they're fighting and the guy just looks at the camera. Oh, I fucked up.

And I go, this is why you don't date two women. No, you can't. Like, it would be- Can we bring them up? Are they attractive? It would be, yeah, they're really attractive. It would be impossible. That's why I look at Rachel and starts laughing

because I look at her like, yeah, this is, I can't imagine dating two of you. You know what I mean? You're chicks. You guys are chicks. That'd be a nightmare. To watch this shit. Oh.

Right there, right there, right there, right there. That guy's crushing it. Down. It's on the main one, right? To the left. It's on the main one, right? It's obviously upper right. Right there.

Yeah, bro. Oh, that one. This one? Oh, okay. Oh, I didn't see that one, all right. Wow, the biggest one you didn't see. Man, he's crushing it. So what's, yeah, this is, yeah, but look at those girls are a nightmare. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Oh no. And this is why they're fighting too because the one girl. I'm watching the fight right through. No, the one girl's in Mexico, right, and she can't tell her family that she she has that she's in a throuple

Yeah, and the other girl and so she said well, what did you tell him? She goes well, I told him that he's my boyfriend and you're my friend and she and this this one's upset about it She's all like well, you're denying me and then they're having it's gonna be Bitches it's gonna be on TV They're gonna find out you stupid fucking idiot next go they're not watching they're gonna watch because there's cameras everywhere What about how there's a camera here filming right now? You'd be like, oh when does this come on? But in that even in that picture you middle one you gotta get rid of the long face horse on the right Well, you know, that's not a good picture of her. Come on. She's what do you mean, bro?

She's hot the one in the middle though. It's like yeah, let's get rid of that's one picture You don't know you're not his wife. That's his wife, but dude also one on the right trumpet take care of that Oh, and here's another one see that one right there the weird the gay guy with the with the weird keep going that one right there Okay, so That guy does hair check this out man. This guy's married Okay, he was married to a woman and he he divorces his woman because he's like, you know what, I'm gay, right? He hooks up with this who was a guy at the time.

Yeah, he was a guy at the time. My tranny spider sense was going zing. Oh, you think it was that hard? You never know. So then now, this one, when they've been talking for months and months, and this one decides, you know what, I actually am a woman, and now he's like well. I he's like I like nuts

Yeah, it's like I'm not into this but if this one gets to surgery. What's he gonna? Do so is it what what this crazy drama that is a crazy drama? And I will say this the one thing I don't like is I don't like when I don't like guys who wear those kinds of Shirts that kind of fucking boy. I can either Yeah, but also if you're a fat guy, you shouldn't wear horizontal shirts because it makes you look wider. But you're not fat.

You should wear vertical. Stop looking at me like that. For a second I thought you had stripes. Oh, this guy. I was making sure I didn't. You're gonna miss doing this. I know. I was gonna make sure he was wearing stripes.

Somebody sent me the funniest video of like, we were talking, whatever we were talking about last week about like whatever, and you know, you say, oh running a mile or something, whatever, and I go, I think I can do that, and they have a, you, I didn't see this. The dog, the dog? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like doing this,

this fucking bullshit with his face. Like he's being electrocuted every time he says something, he's like, they look over at me. I thought about that afterwards though, I don't think you can run a mile. Running a mile is fucking hard. though. I don't think you can run a mile running a mile is fucking hard dude, I Can't okay. Okay. You're you you're doing it again

I know I get the nerd when I was working out. I mean I can really do it. It's fucking hard I don't like doing it. Yeah, I enjoy doing it I like to weight lift and I would go on a treadmill do it but I run miles. Yeah. All right, okay Okay, I could do it. All right. All right, you run a and run miles. Yeah, all right. Okay. Okay. I could do it. All right, all right. You run a seven minute mile.

Don't let this fool you. You know what I mean? I don't think. Just a GoPro of him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice, huh?

Yeah. I'm gonna let this, I'm gonna go ahead, go ahead, keep going! Can you zoom in? Let's get it. Oh, damn it. Anything to add over there from the peanut gallery? Yeah, dude, you got a headband with a fucking chicken.

There we go, there we go. There we go. There we go. I wasn't gonna, but yeah. Here we go, everybody. Like one of those angler. Yeah, I Love this of course you do look at it. Just any time. It's 90 day. People are like this So much No, this is a Jay and Pamela it's its own show yes, this is a Jay and Pamela. It's it's a own show. Yeah, it's great. This is a new show. It's great

These two are great. Oh, I've seen Yeah, she's suspicious something's happening between him and his trainer. Who's the trainer? Like a real check a real check a five foot seven That's why I like these two. Look at him. Yeah, he's like just a gilt on his face. But, that's what the, that's what it is.

Dude, that's fucking. I'm the wonderful wizard of Oz. That's fantastic, okay. I saw it on Instagram and it said, TLC knows damn well nothing's happening. Yeah. We can't watch more than that. You can watch the clip on Patreon.

Yeah, we gotta watch the whole thing. That's a real show of their love life? The whole show. It's their love life? Yeah. And they're both in wheelchairs like that? Yeah. I mean, are you?

Yeah, I'd be damned. Nah, bro. For like one episode after that, you're like, all right, I got it. Yeah, you saw just a little of it. It's fine. No, no, no, no, it depends on the, it depends on the, like, are the people. Yeah, you saw what a little of it. It's fun. It depends on the, it depends on the like,

are the people engaging? Then you watch. She's the freak in the sheets. One time when we had an intimate moment, she threw me against the wall. I was not expecting it. I just want that to be known. She's the freak in all the sheets, every sheet, everywhere.

I had to get some meds. So yeah. Listen, kid shouldn't know about this. Yeah, but I want to see him doing it. I want to see that. That's weird. That is... No, I'm not the...

I'm the only one. Nobody here wanted to see her throw him against the wall. Bro, I don't even want to see this. I don't even want to see this. Yeah. I don't even want to see this. I don't like this. This is why I see it. I'm uncomfortable right now. I'm not uncomfortable. It's just boring. I don't care. I'd rather fucking do what? Literally think about stuff in my head. My head's great bro. Yeah. Well pause. But you know what I mean? No, there's no pause Oh, I give good. No, you got great head. I give good head in the car alone. Just by myself thinking No The producers of TLC all they do is they go on YouTube like interesting people on YouTube trying to get famous Oh the girl Tourette's I like that

This guy's three girlfriends. I like that and then she Kim Tourette's girls That's an amazing she that she is fucking hilarious that the both of them Chris and she'll be a little bit that both of them together are hilarious cuz they laugh at it and shit. Yeah You're done Sounds like a Missy Elliott song no, but she's like it's crazy because she's like the- She's my favorite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I personally have never seen this version of Tarek. Oh, I have. Deuce Biccolo showed this to you.

I have. He took her on a date. Took her to a baseball game they loved. I have. I saw a guy once yell, fuck dude, a white guy yelled the N-word and just I had a no- was eating ice cream by myself.

I mean, I fucking f- and your t- was like a whole do it thing. No, no, no. Thank you so much, man. I thought that's Tarek. No, it was. I get it, but it was. You hole do it feel like you so much man and to read no it was I know I get it but it was once no place like when she sees a guy she always has anything we're all and instead it's so I guess if you're like internally

racist I have this I have a little bit of Tourette syndrome I think but it was fun when she was doing that stuff then it starts getting into her personal life you're like I'm checked out go back to cussing at people. No, but that's the thing. That's what makes this Yeah, I don't want that shows good. I like it I just love when they when they laugh when he laughs they laugh together about it. That's cool Cuz what else are gonna do about it? It's terrible. You know it's like yeah, yeah, we shot the airport She goes I've got I've got no I've got no no no It's great, but in this the money the funny how the mom was saying to she goes

I've just learned how to you just have to actively ignore it really yeah She just has to the moms just there they go to the grocery store And she starts throwing eggs and shit smashing the bread really that happens. Oh, yeah, well, that's why she wants She can't let me I was just think about as a parent Yeah, what are you supposed to do like now you have to like she can't be on her own Oh, no, what episode you on you know she moves out. I know I know but I know but I know but that's going to be a thing. That's a

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I can't, I can't. And then on Love on the Spectrum, those kids, they're the normal kids, and they have like autism like you, but then, but not to your degree, but then they go on speed dating, and they'll be like, we have the perfect girlfriend, and he's like, because they're still normal people,

and they're like, oh cool, they want love so bad, and then a girl with Down Syndrome sits down, and he looks at the camera and he's like, what the fuck? You know, like even they're like, what the fuck? Yeah. Sometimes it works. Yeah, I don't know about all these shows, guys, okay? You should watch it though.

Blind love is blind. Love is all the stupid shit. No, maybe it'll relate to the autism stuff. Well, I'll tell you what's so messed up is like these girls on Instagram. It's, you know, I might. You have a splash. The girls on Instagram that are like using

the Down syndrome filter, not cool. Is that a real thing? Yes. But someone might have Down syndrome. Wait, there's a Down syndrome filter? Yeah. So these girls like, would you date a girl with Down syndrome? She's just bodied up.

And it's just bodied up, and then her face is Down syndrome, and you know it's like this isn't real. Ooh, sometimes you don't know though, because most people with Downs have a dump truck, dude. No, but these girls are like... But you're saying, I don't know, but you're saying... No, you know. You've never seen a girl with Downs with a flat ass ever.

Oh really? I genuinely don't know. Oh dude, you know. Okay, well... But there's a lot of them. But this is, well. But there's a lot of them. But this is, but so, there's a lot of them. But you're saying that people are doing this, okay yeah, and you're saying it's not cool.

Yeah. Yeah, that's. It offends Eric. Well I mean it's just like, come on. Out of all the shit on the internet, that's the least of my fears. Yeah, but be a, try a little harder. I mean, I don't know.

But I bet you what happened is one hot girl with downs did that. Yeah. Got all this attention, someone's like, oh shit, I'm gonna make a filter. cuz she brought us a busted face with a great body Yeah, also you can't do this face without the filter you ain't even tell us like you man You have a busted face with a great body I Wish I had a dump like it down. Yeah, I have a busted face, bro. Don't let him get away with that shit

I can't have one victory. Well, come on let him get away with that shit. Thanks man. Ha ha ha! I can't have one victory? Well come on bro. This is a slight victory right? Ha ha ha! Why you look tired? Yeah but I don't have downs. I mean sometimes you're puffy. Somebody's saying you have downs.

Sometimes you're puffy. You don't have the good downs cut. You know? No. I don't know, just say Batman. Batman? Yeah you look a little down. Ha ha ha! For no reason. Batman. Batman? Yeah you look a little down. Batman.

Batman. That's what they do. And he was rubbing his... Batman. I agree with Eric. Just like that. I said Batman? You told me to say Batman. It's just like you know you're saying shit that you're thinking about for no reason. You know those the kids with downs though, they never move out. And the parents, when you see them on the TV, the parents are tired, man. You can just tell the parents, especially even the kids with autism, if it's too bad they don't move out of the house, you just look at the parents. One of the moms is fine, but you look at the parents and they're just tired, man.

I think it's better in reverse, that like, you know, The parents have downs? Yeah, like Elon Musk. And your kids are normal? Like yeah, exactly. Like Elon Musk has autism than your kids. But like for him, he, if all his kids had downs, he'd still be fine. You know what I'm thinking?

Yeah, because he's not around. Yeah, he's not around. He's got money to like, you know, the downs people, you know, your nannies. Yeah, he didn't. So it's like, but it's like, if you don't have, exactly. I bet at nine, they're like, here's your baby. He's like, what's wrong with him? It's like you know if you don't have exactly I bet that nine like here's your baby's like what's wrong with

It's like we sent an email nine years ago. It's down So you're trying to get to Mars and miss that all these kinds of things I look at now And when you become a parent, you know, you look at stuff and you just go oh my god Hey guys getting good What what Nick's busy. Chat GPT. Just in the last couple weeks. It's really stuffy.

Nick's busy. Not working over there. He's working. He's working. Dude, someone said there's a thing of you and AI and Kalan. It was like tail of the tape. If you guys fought, it said pros and cons. It was so funny.

Really? Oh my God. Did you do it on a fight with a kid? It was like con for Kalan, age. It was like cons for you. It was like probably wouldn't take it serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. It was so good. Oh, a you do it on fire? And a kid for calendar age is like cons for you is like probably wouldn't take it serious. Yeah Yeah, it was so good. Oh a chat GPD or something. Yeah Did you look at it on fire and a kid or something? Oh, that's why would I be jogging in a polo sweater?

And well that's where a lot of that Chachi be that shit dude. Hold on. Wait. So wait, what did you type in to get this? It's great. Eric Cupcake. Can you read it? Because that's too, okay. Generate an image of this guy struggling while running on a treadmill with a headband that has a stick with a string that has a cupcake on it

that he's chasing. Oh, that's hilarious. And let me see the image you used. You have to get detailed, huh? Why'd you use that picture? Just because it was like, there's not a lot of full body. Pretty quintessential Eric, bro. Yeah, I was at a golf tournament.

Actually, you look great right there. I was a golf tournament. You look like you're having a good time. Yeah, quintessential Eric. Yeah. You look great right there. I hate golf. You look like you're having a good time.

Yeah. I'm not a golf guy. And there you are. And there you are. You gotta play a lot, though. Otherwise, it's not fun. It's like surfing. If you surf once a month, you're not is,

I first started playing golf on one of those par four, par three courses. That's fun. Yeah. Cause you're like, okay, this is doable. 18 holes though? No, no, they don't. But then when you go to like a big course and there's some,

you're like, oh wow. Yeah. This is not fun. I'm here for six hours. This isn't my passion. It's like, you don't hit the ball right. Yeah. And you're like, okay, now what?

You gotta go. Go get it. Yeah, you're like, oh no. Give me another, yeah, you gotta go go get it. Yeah, you know, I know Give me another one. Let me hit again. That's me, bro. I'm like, can't you get another one? I like no No, you have to go for the guys you ever golf with guys We're like you make any balls eventually like not man. No, you've taken all my balls. Yeah. Okay. Well, fuck it I'll just follow you guys then yes, you know, and then you I'm walking that I went to these like celebrity golf Like one time I was my partner was Omarosa. Who's that?

You know, you know, Omarosa. The black chick from, yeah. Yeah, from The Apprentice. She went, anyways. But it was all these pro athletes there too, right? These ex-pro athletes. Yeah. They, if you have the mentality that you're a pro athlete-

Right, right, right. And now they're playing golf. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, fuck all y'all. They get humbled pretty fast. But they get, no, but they're all into it. That's all they do now. It's golf and they're like, oh good, swing

and all this kind of stuff. And I'm like, yo bro, we're raising money for whatever. Yeah, you suck. Can I just, I'm done with this. Yeah, golf is a tough one. We can't take it too serious. I did some of those charity golf things and I'm just happy Gilmore it.

But golf is a, but people that are into golf take it very serious. But golf is a good day to, but people that are into golf take it very seriously. But golf is a great thing to do later on in life. You're getting exercise, you're fucking 60. Get out the house, you're gone for like six or seven hours. The boy, if there's a clubhouse, some boys, some whores. Well, no, I mean, you know. I don't know.

Black's around, right? Yeah, Tiger Woods is allowed. Well, no blacks around. Be cool. Well, if there's whores. You know I Know black be cool. Oh, it's just whores He's for sure there no blacks are up You should just made it a tiger woods joke now you made it really racist I'm racist just all blacks. You've never gotten to golfing No, no, I get frustrated. It's not fun. It's the frustration of it. You have anger issues, Nick? Yeah, look at his face. I don't really think so, but let's stop talking about it, okay? Because I'm getting pissed off.

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Quince.com slash golden. Yeah. You wake up, some of those days you wake up and you're like Oh, I think today's just gonna be a day where I don't really truly always wake up I don't wake up hard. Oh wait there this this that crystal a tired eagle The light is always in the way damn I look dope in a purple belt like that cons hasn't trained over 10 years won't take it serious enough Pros purple belt trained every day for five years.

I did. Weakness, iced Americano. Dick size, nine and a half inches. Does it really say what? Does it say that? Yeah. Pros for Callan, National Taekwondo Champion, wrestled in school, and just in school in general.

I'll meet you halfway, anger issues, competitive. Collins, trains a few times a year and his age That's funny. They're good man dragon and what's mine? So you go that's funnier thinking about it. No, I'm yeah, but it's worth seeing good though It's worth seeing no more. I'm gonna be better Zoom zoom in on me. I want to see how cool I look at the light is in the way yours is gonna be better Nick Yeah, yeah make it go more that way. I look God, Nick's gonna be busy all night. I look like Casey. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I look like Casey. That, imagine if I looked like that, dude. You'd have to be so weird. You look like that. Hey, but. No, no, no, no, the square, the jaw, and the fucking hair on my hand, I don't look like that. His jaw's better than yours, but.

Yeah, but that guy doesn't have something about him. Me? Look at fucking him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Fucking him. That guy's boring and you can tell. That guy's too serious. Yeah. This guy doesn't. This guy doesn't somersault into a very emotional story. You know what I mean?

You can tell that guy's dumb. You can tell he's dumb. You can tell he's dumb. You can tell he's dumb. What's this? He's just dumb. On the street right now. Jay Leno with a tank? It is.

Oh he's getting out of control. Oh he's getting out of control. Oh he's going to run me over. No. You drive on the right side of the road? How do you know that's General Leno? Oh, he's gonna park here! What's up Jay? Neighborhood watch!

Sick, sick ass tank! Neighborhood patrol! Neighbor patrol! Make sure the neighborhood's safe! Hey bro, I'm sure it's gonna be safe now! Alright! Is it your parking right here? I kinda got you

Frenzy shop does what? That's fucking J-Land or a tank Yeah, fuck yeah Did you just buy it? Did you just buy it? The guns? Someone gave it to me That'd be the wheels The missiles off the side Oh, yeah I would love you know what I would have done. I would wear right to like a McDonald's drive-thru Taking it out

Flurry yeah, I I that what is going on with Jay Leno, bro? He did, you get too rich. Yeah, he's too rich. You just get too rich. His car collection's fucking bananas. But he's got money, that's the kind of content he wants to make. Sure, yeah. Yeah. But, but, but like, why is there no one else around though? You can't just be driving. In the middle of the day. And the cops aren't gonna do anything to Jay Leno. Well they might. Jay Leno's shoot. Even if if you're a cop you're gonna be like that You're not gonna stop they go now let's imagine getting pulled over. Yeah Okay, my poster wasn't better at your what my poster wasn't better. Let's see about what I mean They call Chris the cringe so Chris and machete had a baby the cringe verse the kid what the fuck so I'm No chin all hair to Leah

TRT Thunder it's not it's bad The disappointment in nicks, but he's like He's like ah the AI let me down. Oh well whatever. Yeah that was so bad it kind of ruined the show. Well no. Why was it the same faces though? It's why we're sitting here and Nick is sitting there. Nick was like I'll beat that. 15 minutes later he's like oh shit.

But he's always doing like this. Let me just show you the Eric chasing a muffin one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, keep it simple. Remember this one? This is my heyday. Yeah. Yeah.

Ah. Chase a muffin, you guys. That's how fast his career comes and goes. He's a heyday with 10 minutes to go. Is this J.P. This is J. Chill. But no. What's this? Oh, I saw this.

This is so annoying to me. What is it? Here. He starts like this. Mousetrap? This is a... I got it. Just go to bed. Oh. Yeah, but this reminds me of people. You know what he takes he did? Let's go to bed. Oh. Yeah, but this reminds me of people that- You know what he takes he did?

No, no, no, no, no, no. This reminds me of people that do dominoes. You know how they set up the dominoes? But just do dominoes. Just this whole big thing, and they do it, you just go, so now what? Yeah. Like it's just, you know.

They clean it up. Yeah, yeah. That's the big part of the video they never show. Take forever, dude. Yeah. But those are always cool to see. Well the guy's making money off it right? No, no. That's like 15 different people doing Lego shit. I know but that guy put all that together and he's making G's off it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Guys making G's dude. Fuck that dude fuck somebody made a hate video of Brendan, but with Domino Then you could be like okay, Alicia

You put the dominoes in it just taking random clips. There's no effort My god My eyesight dude, I can't fucking see shit. What's going on? My eyesight's bad at night. Well you have big dumb glasses too that you just never wear. This is all a lie right here.

I got contacts in. No. Contacts are a lie. Why not get LASIK? It's fucking 2025. I was gonna and then my eye doctor said don't do it now when you're 45 because that's when a huge drop off of the eyes happens.

So that's probably what's happening right now He's like after that you could get it, but there's no I don't know. He probably does it. They want you as a client No, don't do it right now. No, no, no, no, he's a good dude. He's good Yeah You don't do that right now. No, he's like do it in a few years if you use it What's he gonna make $600 off me is I go fucking six more times, but he knows yeah, that's nothing bro for I I don't mind not doing it But he's like do it you could do it. You know by the way you still feel hi doctor

You know but you were I didn't work It's always shocking when you see Chris in glasses what's cuz his contacts aren't in. They are in. Even with the glasses on? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, that's why you're in that. Yeah, like, he's extra good. What? Guys, they're both in. Don't try anything.

I'll see it. Bro, what's up, man? Yeah, see, I'm always shocked when I see somebody that doesn't normally wear glasses and they have glasses. Where was that? Where was that? It's so weird. There's pictures of you and you're like, where is that, you know? Where is that do you have to wear glass? Oh, yeah, it would they get I probably got tens

What do you ask? I want to slam my face in the well, I always I've never not had glass I know. I know. Well, do you have to wear glasses? Oh wow. I know, I wanna slap my head to this little wall. Yeah, it's Nick, you ruined the episode. Eric, do you ever wear glasses? You know, actually. No?

You know what I mean? How bad is your eyesight though, without those? I'm all right. Oh, like this right here, I can't read the websites. Mine's way worse than that. The theaters, like I can't read those, but I can see. Mine like like this right here. I can't read the websites Mine's way worse the theaters like I can't read those but I might see way worse I can see the names of the cities. Oh Do I even have glasses then yeah, I have what might way worse than that Oh, no, because dates because it's not yeah, I can barely I can see the dates, but it's still a little blurry

You know yeah, like Kevin's real blurry over there. He ain't much to look at. You know, but it's like... I find Kevin blurry though. Chin, how about your eyesight? My distance is good, but close up, I need glasses. Also the peripheral because of the narrow. That seems to be worse.

I feel like an old, like super old dude. Yeah, I don't... What is it? He's nearsighted. Yeah. Oh yeah, when Chin texts, he goes like this, you know who's nearsighted Calvin just took an eye doctor. Oh, no. Yeah, he's gonna get glasses It's cute. It looks we got him. Oh, bro. You just gotta worry about bullying, you know

Yeah, but I don't give a fuck bro, cuz I'm gonna he's got a good dad for that shit. Yeah. Hell. Yeah, bro That's cool. Tell him it's cool. Where's your little driver? Just is cool. Yeah, go ahead. Go tell him it's cool. We're not the robot Tom's a guy cool Dad comes I was like, no, no, we're just telling your dumb kid. I'm cool. Yep That it Nicholas yep Still trying to get mother shit. I'm at the mother ship this weekend. Does Chris want to do dates or? Kansas City Comedy Club next weekend and I'm in Seattle the weekend after that.

EricGriffin.com Yeah, I'm going to be in Portland, Maine, New York. Man, let's just get it, you know? Let's just get it. Cheyenne, Wyoming, let's get it. You getting it? Boston, Massachusetts, let's get it. Also go watch my special, that's right.

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