The Golden Hour - Carrot Bottom

Episode Date: July 20, 2022

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Where you're just going to be hooking up with chicks until you're 60? Basically. Do you know how lonely that is, Theo? Yeah, I don't know. No shit, man. No shit. Yeah, and you're f***ing ahead. F*** you.

You ever met this guy? Oh, I'm the dumb one. You can't argue. There's something about me. You have no idea what you're saying. Gang, gang. Buzz's something about me. You have no idea what you're saying. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Sure.

What's up, friends? I've been on the show before. I think Brendan referred to me as the better looking Uriah Faber. If I still forget, maybe this will help. Yeah! So today's question is driving with accessories accessories i drive around client to client and i don't have a fancy car with the massage chairs so i tend to just lay on some massage devices you know the single lacrosse ball he took that out of his anus maybe two one on each leg

maybe even get that low back this This one he's definitely taking. Yeah. That one was in his butt. So is that. While driving around town. The question is, is that alright? I haven't gotten an accident yet and no tickets, so

let me know. Gang gang buzz buzz. I forgot last time, I guess. As he crashes, they finally do the autopsy like oh he had sharp image up there. There's a door on his anus and he goes shh. No it's like this bzzz.

Hey sharp image is out of business right? Do you know anybody who bought a single fucking item from sharp image? You get it all at SkyMall. SkyMall's out of there. SkyMall went out of business. Well SkyMall was never an actual place right? It was just. It's basically Amazon but they pretend to be SkyMall. SkyMall. Yeah, it's all fucking. SkyMall's out of there. SkyMall went out of business. Well, SkyMall was never an actual place, right? It was just. No, it was just.

It's basically Amazon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they pretend to be SkyMall. But also, you would look through their stuff and you'd be like, man, this shit's lit. And then no one ever. Never would you get anything. But always wanted to. Well, I don't know about this guy having so many devices in his car.

That's a lot. Sounds like he has some back problems with him, man. Yeah. It's okay to do what you're doing. But yeah, that's way too many things to be focused on besides driving, honestly. Oh, yeah. I don't know if you need 19 lacrosse balls on your back. I mean, the guy had literally, there were like five spheres that he pulled out from.

It was a carrot top. Yeah. Let's be honest, some were straight up butt holes. Like carrot bottom. And there's the name of the episode. Theo is on fire today, y'all Yeah, it is From downtown

BLM, baby, BLM That's a whole different act, Karen Bottom Yeah, yeah, yeah Just really mini things Hey, guys What's this dude want, Nick? Dude, and a fucking This is the ugly version of the last guy

Damn, Aaron, bro Chris one Nick dude and a fucking this is the ugly version of the last guy Chris my name is dream coming in from Ottawa Ontario it's a Canada day is he on the run oh damn he's by a lake it's A skinny lake. You're in Canada, but I just saw a couple. Get to it. A tandem bicycle down the canal path here. Nothing there. It's a King of the Sting, tandem bicycles for you and your sweetheart. Oh, no, no.

I'll do it with one of my boys. No way we're going on a tandem bike with Rachel. It would be a nightmare. That would be awful i'll do it with theo right now it's a fun time with your boys girls too girly the only time it's okay is if you do it with the same sex period two chicks or two dudes yes oh yeah bro yeah dude cart me around bro yeah cart me around be on the back i don't know whoever does the less work i'll do that like a king you get up front i hang out in the back, and I scope things out. This is a beautiful gift.

A tandem bike is a beautiful gift for a 50-somethings couple. The wife wears a visor a lot. Not if you're Joe Biden. We need to get one of those and do it for King and the Sting. You stroll down Venice Beach in a tandem bike, dude, we put some jean shorts on. We oil up a little

bit. It's going to be a great time. That would be hilarious. Gun down that'll be hilarious gun down with dick there it is right there dude oh the quad look at that who's in the back who's in the middle look the more fit guy is in the front so that's the harder part i guess well i'm in the back what's the harder part i don't know honestly probably the front guy i would think probably coming out the closet that's kind of a cheap joke, honestly. I like it. I like tandem bikes, but I'm with Chris.

Wait, wait. Same sex. And Theo's calling himself out, too. I like home Theo. You talking about rested Theo? He's making funny jokes. He's catching himself. I love this.

That wasn't a cheap joke. I don't even think that was a cheap joke. Really? What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay. I love this. That wasn't a cheap joke. I don't even think that was a cheap joke. Really? What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay. Oh, okay. Until you put on some blades. Now I get it.

Nick, you're fired. Finally, finally, somebody sees what I say. He's been trying to do it for four years. But Nick's got all that collateral. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The blackmail, the blackmail shit. Yeah, Nick's like, okay, okay, okay. I'll be here next week.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guarantee I'll be here next week. Cut to him on CNN like, well, first Brendan said Nick. He's like, you started with Theo sending me threats, which was followed by Brendan. I'll be here next week or you won't, he says. Yeah. It's the King and the Sting. Back up in the Sting. I just got a call that said they want to end the ring. I'll be here next week or you won't. He says, yeah. How's that gonna fit? Wait, I get the gist I just probably have to slow it down and hit it like this It's the king, the wing, and the sting

It's the wing, and the king, and the sting Hold on, wait a minute, let me think It's the king, and the sting, and the wing Let's go King, and the sting, and the wing Brought it full circle and put on the whole team Legendary trio, winning Chris and Theo, what you mean? You know it's the king, and the sting and the way.