The Golden Hour - Chin Left His Fridge Open| The Golden Hour #135 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: June 6, 2025

Erik lays a fart as soon as the show starts and the guys talk the French president getting shoved in the face by his wife, the conspiracy theory that Brigitte Macron is actually a man, Andrew Huberman's finger ratio assessment, Chin's refrigerator, being on the road for standup comedy, what "living your dream" really means, AI being here to stay and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastShady Rays - Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code Golden for 35% off polarized sunglassesDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDENAmerican Financing - Call American Financing today at 866-886-9262, That’s 866-886-9262. http://americanfinancing.net/goldenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What? I just farted and it is Oh no! Speaking of shits and giggles It is on one Wait this Have you been sick bro? This fart is on one right now Speaking of shits and giggles. It is on one. Wait this. And you've been sick bro. This part is on one right now.

Speaking of shits and giggles. I'm just throwing that out for the crew. God damn it. And it was like, by the way, it wasn't like a. It was like a. It went like two extra seconds. So I'm like. Hey, hey, hey.

Ooh. That's gonna stink. Close your mouth and your ass. In your nose. God dang. So anyway that's what we're talking about. You have no business talking. My nose compared to yours?

No, he's talking about shit farting. Farting, okay. Yeah, we could do a, best of. I don't know how I'm the least gross here, bro. Cause at home, bro, I hold it down, turned it down. I hold it down. Turn it down. At home, I hold it down.

Hold it down. That's another thing Wolf goes through. Oh man, Billy goes like this, no, no. Like I'm like, you wanna go in your room now? No, no, no, no. It's so funny, dude. I had to get, so I got the thermometer. I said, Rachel, get the, I wanna take my temperature.

See how I'm doing? And she said, well, she wanted to do it to Wolf. And he was like, and then he just took off. Yeah. He just starts running around the living room. Oh, that's trouble. It's not that bad. Hey, Chin. Nodge don't want it to get to me,

because I'm- You have a fart thing? Ah, Chin. I'm very sensitive to farts. Hey, you break up with a girl that farted all the time? Chin's like, I don't want to smell that. It'll remind me of my fridge. Yeah.

How dare you curse. It'll remind me of my barbecue. And he you curse. It'll remind me of my barbecue. And he's got it in Tupperware for us. Hey guys, I brought Axl. Speaking of smelly farts, here's some Korean food for you guys. I can't smell it. My fridge will think I'm cheating. That took a while to get out, huh? Mine was better.

What are you doing? This guy, I was already mid-bit. I waited. And then I did it. You shouldn't have done it after that mine was I was good, and you know what the fucking? The the fringe they'll get it. They'll get it the fringe fringe I'll get it they're gonna be your new merch the fringe and you guys will be in a log cabin I don't mind that in pink fucking shits and giggles guys. I'll have it They're gonna hang about with life rips merch. I'm gonna be like what the fuck anyway life drips

That's crazy. This is a couple weeks ago now, but really funny the was that a couple weeks ago already. Oh, yeah Yeah, right fast Wow Wow, I changed my shirt me too Eric didn't I'm not feeling it doesn't matter Wow Eric you've been sick for two weeks I know it's crazy Yeah, this is some bitch shit But I have a thought about this let me see it too. That's not too hard It was a push yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's my favorite part my favorite part is after you get slapped you realize Oh shit the cameras are on politician. Hey hey all good here. You know whose fault. This is the guy open the door one hundred cocksucking percent dude

This motherfucker is gonna open the door when you're having an argument with your wife. What are you doing? Are you a fuck fired fired? Immediately enormous does it to with his easy norm oblivious dude, so... Bro? Fired immediately. Why does she push his face like that? Well, they obviously have him to fight. He's French. He got a mistress. Look, she found out about it.

Really? I'm sure. He ate a croissant that she didn't make. Dude, she... He's saying it's a joke, which fine. Who cares? I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't care enough.

But like, the point about this is, hey, who cares? I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't care enough. But like, but like the point about this is, uh, Hey, uh, who cares? Yeah, you're fine, dude. Yeah. You know, this isn't like when Dana white got fucking slapped his wife. Yeah. It's not like that. It's fine. Hey, well even that nothing happened. Exactly. He could have just said this. Bitch would be crazy, man. He could have been like Trump's American president, like anything. He picture of himself as the Pope you know what I mean? What if he just like it's like who cares right? I don't think you should have said anything. Yeah I agree. Same this is what they got to deal with dude. Yeah. He's just like

bitches are tripping. Bitches be crazy. Bitches are crazy. Bitches are crazy. But I tell you what though you know they had a serious. How hot is she? No, you know they had a serious talk after that. She was using that plain door closed. Not him. Don't you think? What?

The French check. Don't you think the French president, after he went inside with his wife, he was like, don't you ever. Yeah, well she should. Wait till we get it, wait till we. Oh, that's a man. She shouldn't have. Oh, that's a man. She shouldn't. Oh, that's a man No, no, no, I know this this a man. No, she pushed him like a man does too. I've seen gays fight before I

Mean they go for the face. Oh No, a man pushed another man Case solved what else you got Nick? That wig is terrible though. That's really a wig but but also. That's a man. You guys don't know this story? I have heard about it. Nick's trying to sway me. These are facts. Nick, are these not facts?

They're facts. Show us the Candice Owen episode, please. I said Nick's really going hard in the paint trying to get me over on this. Why isn't there a season to sys on it? Oh, Nick. You're lucky she's white. Nick is sometimes Nick, man It looks exactly the same.

He's been sitting on that man. He's been sitting on that. That's... It's a scam. You know what it is? It's actually Michael Jackson. Yeah. No, it's well documented she's a man.

It's... I hate when you say that kind of stuff. Is it? Yeah. It's one thing to say, oh it's a man you're making a joke, but to use the words well-documented. You really be saying shit. You really just be saying shit. Bitches be shopped.

So hold on, so let's talk about this, because I don't know about this at all. There's so much to go down the road. She's a well-documented, her passport, she started life out as a man. And it's all good. I thought it said Wikipedia, I looked it up. It's well documented her passport. She started life out as a man and it's all good Wikipedia I looked it up Wikipedia's I know you show us some of the documents Nick. Yeah, I'm trying to find well Do you just play in the three hour of Canada's own for me? Anyway, that'd be hilarious. We just watch we don't say I just

Occasionally we go like this. Mm-hmm. And I just. I drove past Michael Jackson's house out there in Encino. That's. You got Down syndrome or what? No, my kid. Say that out of the blue is crazy. No, well, we were showing Michael Jackson.

I drove past Michael Jackson's house. No, man, my kid loved Michael Jackson. He he. Shamone. Shamone. Wait but so uh so okay say that person is trans right? Yeah, well say R. Okay fine. I don't know why people care. No well I know why people care. I don't. Because it's well documented apparently. Exactly. But what I want to know is um. Fire away dude. I don't...

I'm going to miss this in person. I know. All your nonsense. Not me, dude. Not me. Hopefully we have a remote. We can just be like this. No, we're going to have Nick with the fucking button right there.

The oops. It's going to go, oops, and he's going to cut them off. Yeah, I don't know, man. To be trans with a trans person and know it, I couldn't get around that. I couldn't get around that. Maybe he didn't know, they fell in love, and he's like, fuck it.

I couldn't, I don't imagine I would stay. And you know it. Eric would stay. Eric would stay 100%. What are you talking about? First of all, if it gets to that point, you're like, you know already, so it wouldn't even get to that point.

Not necessarily. No, no, no, you're with your chick for however, you're with your chick, you're running for president, and then when did he find out? Probably when I found out. I mean, listen, now that'd be crazy. Candace Owens, hold on I said get this is well documented How did I not notice

I'm watching the golden hour We're in the middle of having a period your asshole is breathe is bleeding you have a fish You need to go to the doctor You need to go to the doctor! Doctor! We're in, we're in, this is, we call this, this is mid Chris, like it's cooking now. It's stirring. You are not having a period. And the bug is there Chris, the bug is there.

You are shitting! I always thought your period was darker than usual. I hate you like that shit. It's gross as fuck. Disgusting. Why is your period so corny? The wonder you get your period three times a day!

Are you using a corner? Depending on how many Cheerios you eat. Stupid. You have a huge cock! I feel like I will go there if it's happening and I feel like you shoehorned it. No, no, I'm not allowing that. You go foul.

I call foul. Fair, fair. We're adding some to the podcast, we're calling foul. Fair, fair. I'm not gonna die on that hill, I'm just saying. That could be the truth. You've died on so many hills, so it's like. Yeah, that is true. You know what I mean? I'm on top of on that hill. I'm just saying that could be the truth. You've died on so many hills So it's like that is true. You know what I mean? I'm on top. Hey, hey, it's well-documented

He died on so many hills Did you guys see this video she was like complaining about Barack And then we had kids. It was like, where you going? And how far? And you start measuring. It's like, how many diapers did you change? And, oh, you're golfing? Oh, you got time? Oh, you got time to golf? Bitch, she's the president. How you at the gym all the time?

Why you in my grave right now? I'm like golfing. That's when all the measuring starts, because you got this project. And guess what? Little little kids they're terrorists They they they have demands they don't talk they're poor communicators they cry all the time they're irrational Talking about her female friend right now This dude knows what's up.

Here we go. Because look they're huge and he's so cute. And look at him throwing his plate. That's so cute. So you turn that ire on each other. What's the point here? That she was upset that he wasn't... That he was running the free world.

That he was running the free world? No, but she's joking though. They use these kind of clips, they cut you in a moment that makes everybody look terrible. She's just being light. Yeah, I do, it is, also he's not the president anymore. Yeah, but I think this is Weddie's president. Oh, she was, okay.

Come on, figure it out, right? No, I, I, I. Hey, if you're gonna be in the same room. No, I'm not gonna fucking fill it in, it's a clip, I don't know what the fuck happened before and after Kids are adults though. Yeah, that is now they're older right so if you're gonna if you're gonna run with us if you're gonna run Run right I'm sorry Nick. I if he's gonna run there fyi farted again Nick I forgot god damn close your asshole now. We're running the farm

Chin chin dude and close your fridge door I going to call it that from now on. Hey guys, I just opened Chin's fridge. That's going to be the new thing. Chin's like this. Ha ha ha. Chin's going to forget this racism. He's going to be sad. It's gone in Austin. He is dude

It's gonna be peering out of his I think she's just gonna live on sick. No, he has no window He hasn't figured out where he's gonna live yet. He's living on six in two. What are we talking about? Huh? What yeah, you're gonna be? We're gonna get up. We have a chin button. Oh Checking in with chin. I, that's gonna be a segment. Chin-Chin, you are a good business man. I know, he's gonna give away a truck during that segment. Give away Chin.

Win Chin for a week! What if every week he gave away an Asian guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, just Chin. Hey man, you're going to Milwaukee this weekend. This week, ankles is here, we're gonna give ankles away away you can do whatever you want with chin for a whole week You can fuck his ass you can fuck his mouth Make chin smell your farts, whatever you're into he's down you can make another guy fuck him record it put on the internet

Or you could just chill Why do you lead with the fucking my ass thing? Every entry you get you a chance to win fucking you shoo horn that but that's not gross That's not gross. It's just gay sex, which is totally nice and I believe in equality. You're gross Wow Yep, I guess fucking chin in the ass That what we're saying everybody's like come everybody's just like, come on! Hey, guys! He's not even here. Yeah. No, we love Jen.

I can smell the fart now, by the way. Yeah, exactly. Close the door. No. They went over there. You know why? Because that's where it's fucking comfortable, because it's trying to get with the fucking fridge smell.

Dude. Missing out on the ab week, huh? I'm way broad right now. Don't lean forward again. Oh, yeah, bro How you can tell if you're gay at the ratio of what's called the d2 to d4 So the d2 is your index finger. So your thumb is d1 the d2 Thank you for that you would win with middle finger is d3 And then d4 is the so-called ring finger.

If you look at the finger length ratios of men that self-report as homosexual, they have either the typical male pattern of D2 to D4 ratio, or a hyper-masculinized D4 to D2 ratio. Now this can't be something that's established or modified by behavior. This has to be something that was established in utero, and in fact, it's present at birth.

It is- I don't get it. I'm gay then. Wait, so- What's his big ass? It's like, no, but it just looks like this now. You're like- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh yeah, you want your ring finger to be long. Oh, your ring finger is longer. Yeah, you want your ring finger to be slightly longer. Oh, and that's not gay.

Longer than what? Your middle finger? Your first finger. Your index. Your middle finger. Oh, I was like, how does that work? Just super gay. So you want this finger to be longer than this?

You want the ring to be longer? You want the ring to be longer? Eric's gay, Eric's gay as fuck, dude. You want the ring to be longer than this one? Hey, bro! Yeah, you're like, could you just not go like this? No, what are you guys talking about? Yeah, not gay, not gay. Gay, gay, oh, super gay. What are you guys talking about? Yeah? I gave a night gay date gay. Oh super gay the left hand super only on your left hands gay

Chris's you're like almost equal No, this one's longer. He's by Your by oh I should fuck guys You know what though of course look at the back then this one's way long Do I'm poppin dude so fucking straight? Although Yeah, you like oh my god, so yeah, but if I do like this then I'm a straight guy Chris Of course your hand is gay cuz you're touching your dick with it. You're like

I know right right right right your truth and touching other guys dicks with it that's how we did it in grade school I hate that I yeah just exposed myself as gay but because I okay so I still don't get it tell me again now like this okay and we're checking and you're homosexual and you were checking and we're checking and you're homosexual so you're gay on your left you're left you're gay dominant I'm right-handed which means you take it in the ass so we figured it out you're gay dominance you take in the ass you look like this is right there is anybody in here is the ring finger longer than the Chins ring finger Casey's awfully silent. I'm good. I'm good Yeah, I know

Nobody we have no gaze Motherfucker yeah, my ass I tried but what so that's that tried. So what is that though? That that can't be science is well No, bro. He says it's been replicated in five different studies, dude The guy did that so cuz everybody that watches this video paused it at the same time and went like this That's why you do that Nothing's real This episode the golden hour is brought to you by shady rays our friends over at shady rays Have you covered with premium polarized shades that won't break the bank? She raises proudly independent sunglass company, offering top tier quality that rivals

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for 35% off. I used to do this by the way. I knew about it way long ago. It's supposed to be like testosterone versus estrogen, right? So if you have more testosterone, your ring finger's longer. And I would use that as when I did the game I would tell girls they would be like fascinating like why we talk Yeah, let me see your feet. Let me see your hands and hold their hands and show them You know I'm talking about Yeah, this is Chin's Bible chin would be yeah in. Yeah, Chin swears by this thing. I'm telling you, it would change your life.

Magic is for girls at bars. I've heard about this. And then murder them. I fucking... Hate this? I wonder about it. No, no, I don't hate it. Oh, I don't like it.

I mean, I don't care about it. It's not one way or another. I don't know enough about it, but it's pretty... It's just sociology. It's not even about pickup. It's about like human, women versus men huh? Listen if you took any communication book. Yeah The same things would be in it. Yep, but they put this title on it. Yeah people to be like, yeah exactly

They were gonna call it getting pussy, but GITTIN They changed it Harper Collins changed it or whatever. No, they guys that stole your is it over they they they had that's yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, shits and gigs are coming out with a getting policy version I mean when you start listening to any communication book, it'll blow your mind. Yeah communication for dummies Well, I don't look listen to communication books because I'm not gay you are your fingers are the same size No, they're not Has anybody else read this book ke Kev? No nothing. So what's up? Jin can you tell us anything about the book? For sure Kevin.

So what was like a talking point for it or a takeaway? It's just like how basically guys are pussies. Yeah. Right to be more manly. Yeah right. And then also like there's little one of the things I thought was cool is like if you see a group of girls if you're actually trying to go hook up with girls at a club. Yes. Or even just yeah sure. Find a girlfriend or whatever. Yeah. You got a roofie one of them. So let's say there's a group of four girls. The girl comes with the roofies. If there's four girls one of them is the one that you actually like. Yes. That's probably like the most attractive. And then the of them is the one that you actually like yes It's probably the most attractive and then the other ones the one that the bread and he read the book

Yeah, he read the book right the one that you don't be great. We could just go like this Just to be talking and we'll just be What that shows that part of my interrupt? No, it's a what's the short ESPN where they meet the guy? Yeah, we put we put AI we we're AI and we're still like this. Yes, Brandon, yes. All right. Keep going. Hey, before Chin finishes his long explanation,

it should be well documented he's single. Yeah. Yeah, but if he's getting pussy. Hold on, but Nick is a good example. What do you think as far as me with if I wanted to get a girl? No, I believe Chin's got it like that I yeah I think I think you could okay so I know Nick a lot. Nick just threw you under the bus. No no no Nick's gay. We go out and I'm like go do it then. He says he can talk to anybody anywhere.

Anyway, so anyway. Is he doing it? You're in a group and you're the attractive one. So yeah so the one that you want the one you that you're attracted to you avoid you just you pay attention to the other girls right, but I want to hear him say I Know it's what to do, but I'm doing this for Eric. Yeah do this Do this Anyway girls go This is one particular thing. So if you see a group of girls, the one that you actually are attracted to, you avoid her.

You talk to her friends. And then she starts getting like, why aren't you talking? She's used to getting talked to. Right, I get it. Yeah, and then eventually you get to talking to her. Yeah, that's it. OK, well, yeah. And you have to read a book for that?

No, dude, Brendan. Brendan, well, yeah. And you have to read a book for that? No, dude, Brendan. Am I right? Some guys do. Brent, here's the thing, you're a good looking. True, true, true. All right, right, right. For people. Don't act like you have game.

Let's not give you a game. You know what your game is? This shit, this is your game. Yeah, yeah. That fucking cute ass face. Hey, when you write, you write. When you write, you write. You know who has to have game?

I gotta have game. We have, some of us have to have game. That's well-documented. Some I gotta have game we have some of us have to have game that's well Okay facts all right you're like you bet you're just walking it all Yeah And I get ignored Hey, see gotta have game No case is good If Casey went to six foot we're all fuck No, okay

If Casey went to six foot we're all fuck yeah And that's why I'm lucky to like dude if I didn't have my height it'd be it'd be tough That'd be his name just go to short chin for an update. Oh my god But you just don't want a girlfriend right now. didn't know cuz you're working do you think in Texas you're I told you I'm so freakin ridiculously picky like it's just it is what it is yeah that's a problem is there a book for that dude you might find a southern god damn it god damn it what happened hey you Southern belt. Oh God, dammit. God dammit. What happened?

Hey, you know what? It wasn't supposed to work out. God knew I should have listened to him. I wasn't supposed to say that because I've been trying to for four minutes. And every time I try, God intervenes through Brendan, through Eric, through Chin. It's just not meant to be!

You gotta do it on drapes. You gotta do the drapes podcast. If Casey was six feet, I would hate a new person. That was worth it. was six feet I would hate a new person that's worth it the Drapes listeners get on a patron Drapes patreon but you don't you think you find the southern bell out there in Texas Brennan look it let's just be real here I have he cleans it up I'm I think it's hoops it up I just my bro it's just so real here. I have... He cleans it up. I think I talked to... He scoops it up. I just...

Come on, bro. I'm just so picky. But he's almost 50. Pussy's extra paper to him. But he's almost 50. At what point do we stop scooping it up? You gotta find someone that you actually really truly wanna be with.

No, you need to stop having a recipe and just go to the buffet. Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey. Really? You need to stop having a recipe. Can I finish too? Or do I gotta go do Drake well bro I had to go on the podcast When let me just finish with this so there's a girl

Why is that always ready to go? Are crazy yeah, there's no that's not like guys about they already know and I told you to burn I forget she dated a She she was with a MMA fighter very very famous in May fighter and she was in love with me basically And I'm just like do I know that she's very successful. Yeah, of course you do She has she owns multiple properties. She's pretty she's like got a lot of but I don't know it's just for me the box like I'm not even joking Chris How's that? The box?

Same with the episode. He's just. The box is actually tight. The box is, bing. What is it? Show me. Show me. Show me fire.

The is fire. Yeah. She's actually tight. Like a glove. I'm going like a little too far. Hopefully Maybe you have to edit this out. We don't know who it is. It could be anyone I just love with you, so she might be watching just in case that's right. Talk to me today Is he gonna talk about me today? Yeah, hopefully she doesn't watch the show. No, she won't get past the fridge I want love This story yeah, we want to know why you're sad Eric's farts part. Don't worry. I'm too picky Eric. That's the number one I think everything everything it is. It's self-sabotage. Maybe I got it. Let me Steve Harvey this you're too picky about you Wait, I got it. Let me Steve Harvey this you're too picky about you

Maybe yeah, maybe I'll feel like I'm good shit so that's a you problem oh man it's always a you problem yeah it always is isn't it isn't it it's the truth it's always a you problem Chet's a nice guy he's almost 50

dude stop saying how old he is yeah so forget about that well you don't need 50 in single plus that always changes he's just gonna keep getting older and if you want kids well I don't even know if I want kids man. Oh, here we go.

They wouldn't be good enough. Hey, hey. I wouldn't be a good enough dad. Having kids at 50 is not terrible. I'm fucking killing, bro. Look at 100% of the audience here. Show me that heat. It's for 500.

It's for people. Brian had a kid at 56 or something, right? 57. I'm just saying. Brian is about to die. I know, but I'm just saying. Brian regrets a kid of 56 or something right? 50. I'm just saying. I know what I'm just saying. You can regret that every day. Ryan's made horrible mistakes. I saw that's a terrible example. I regret I wish I would have done it way sooner. And I told you that but you met a girl before that so that's that's different for me. Chin go out on one date a week and report back to us in Austin.

You know what I mean? You got to get back on the ass. We can do another one. Let's start Chinder. We can do that again. In Austin, I bet you'd clean up. They have hot chins. Quit saying scoop up and clean up.

Well, I'm a very tidy person. Chin's literally going to be a celebrity on 6th Street. I can't walk down without people approaching me and Clean enough, I don't know if you've seen the views of For fucking 40 years Guys you're like shit on, you're good enough! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope that doesn't happen. Guys, you'll be like, Chin-ot, fuck you! Chin, my sister loves you! Alright, guys, alright, I'm getting horny.

Oh my god. I have to call my wife, guys. Relax. Honey, I love you. Alright. Alright. Eric's farting, yeah. Please don't fart, Eric. This is the first time I've ever farted on this show.

Oh, pull. Okay? Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull. Lie. What are you talking about? Lie alert. I have never farted on this show. Bro, get the fuck out of here.

Yeah. I'll make a montage. Yeah, all right. What'd he say? Gary Casey goes, I'll make a montage. I have never farted on this show Casey goes I'll make a montage It's just gonna be me regularly talking then you're just gonna hear We went to Mastro's and we and Rachel City was out. It was a 15 minute set, but what was happening was Whoo, I have the Madonna sex book. Wow. Like that farting preacher? Have you ever seen that?

No. Have you guys? This was like way back when. Pull up farting preacher. Bro, this shit is just the most basically funny shit. It's too funny. Um... Yep.

Right here. They put it in obviously, but it's just too good. You remember this? It's like when people buzz words watch this Peter first was in fear when Jesus told him to launch out what were you pausing for? so good

so good that's out there So good. It's amazing when the Lord speaks to you. So good! That's a real 62. Oh, that thing. Hallelujah. It's always there. Oh, hallelujah. Let's get the vows and all the prayer requests here. What time do we have? Two will see the glory of God. Hallelujah.

My word will not return void, and it will go to that which it was sent. And it will go to that which it was sent and it will prosper and now listen to this you go a little further you get the one that's for you you get he's with and then the last biggie God's in you oh that one's good bro learning how I don't like it because it's fake well no but

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No. No we don't, he's fine bro. No, we're gonna start Chin during Texas. He's missing out. Yeah, we're probably getting him. We're gonna start Chin during Texas, it'll be a new episode on here. Cause this is Chin-der!

No, no, no. Cause this is Chinder night! He's doing it fine. Do do do do do do do. He's at Ben and Jerry's probably every other night. It's close to midnight! We gotta do that. He's at, what's the other ice cream place? Cold Stone Creamery.

Cold Stone Creamery every other night. Salt and strong. You know why? He's scooping it up. That's why. He's at Stone Cold Steve Creamery every night, scooping it up. You know what?

Why didn't they get him for that? That would've been perfect. I don't know and I've thought about that a bunch. You know what I mean? Like that seems like a no brainer. Shoo it. So crazy. What's this?

Oh, this is what we did. Oh, oh. Is that Theo singing? Sounds like it could be. That's Jelly Roll, right? That's Chin, right? Oh, did you see the Inter-American Idol? Yes.

Our boy won. Oh, yeah, he should have won. I love that chin is singing that. That's amazing. Isn't that good? Thank you. Like, give me some pussy. I'm scooping up. Yeah.

I'm yelling, gender. I'm tired of going to Ben-Jerry's. I need to scoop money up. I like that tie box. Tie box, my son. Fits like a glove. If it doesn't fit, you must've quit this pussy. I'm scoopin' up. And the chin refrigerator is about to open. Oh no dude.

You about to look for some food? Yeah. Please don't. Is that kimchi? Eric's about to thaw some shit out. Eric's about to thaw some shit out. You got to get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag.

I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag.

I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. I'm gonna get that seaweed in the bag. food yeah those meatballs been in there too long yeah chin oh every time Eric farts our chin close your fridge I know it's racist but I bet you our viewers start saying that yeah guys I'm opening the chin refrigerator door Hey, but you've been you've been sick and when you said it started up here, and that's done in your chest You know moving all the way down started from the top now. He's not a bottom I'm way better though. You have be surprised. I know it doesn't seem like no no no you're obviously not you're obviously on the tail end

I think yeah, you're not a hundo. I can see the smoke. Oh, look at this, dude. Wow. I wouldn't have eaten the coffee cake. Aw, man, you guys didn't have to do this. Chris had nothing to do. Happy birthday. Happy quid. Happy day. Everything changes to you.

Happy it's only downhill from here. Happy he's gone to Austin. Happy Eric has to sell his house. Dear Brandon. Oh my God. It's moving in no. I know. I'm like.

Hey guys I relocated. Now my kid has to work in a sweat factory. Now Rachel's back at Target. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Happy Rachel's gotta get her job back. Thank you Brandon. All cause of Brandon Well, you know

The best Oh, thank you. Yeah, well In in on this cake because I'm leaving leaving too, man. You're leaving too, yeah. But be careful though, they kept this cake and Chin's fridge. I swear to God, Eric. You're going to miss me. I know you're going to miss me. I know, because how am I going to get free shit without you?

You're still going to be doing that for us though, right? I'm going to do a lot of stuff. Good with the clap backs. Good with the clap backs. I will miss Chin. Oh, thank you, Chris. I'm going to miss you, Chin. I will.

OK, who are you going to miss more, Chin or Brendan? Go. Why would you do that, man? No, no, you gotta miss them. This is the same. Who are you gonna miss more? No, I like them for different reasons. Why do you like Chin?

I like Chin because he's very sweet, funny, nice, caring, and I like Brendan too. It's just different. Yeah. Dude, a picture came up. You were doing some movie and I came to your premiere and we just met. Do you remember that? Really?

Yeah. It's on top of a building. Really? Yep. Must have been the second Mission Impossible. I think it was the second Mission Impossible. It wasn't that big of a movie, right? Was it The Forks?

I wasn't in that? No, you weren't in there. It might have been a TV show. This is not ice cream cake. It was that one where he was a trans? Who the fuck says it's ice cream cake? It's an ice cream cake. It's not?

It's just a cold cake. It's just straight up an ice cold fucking cake. It's a regular cake that they put in the freezer. Let me see. Look, I'm the cake connoisseur here. No, bro, it's not ice cream. What do you mean? Oh, there's ice cream in the middle.

There's ice cream in the middle. Stupid bitch. That's bitch shit, bro. What bitch shit is you not recognizing what ice cream is? That's not real ice cream. That's not real ice cream. That's not real ice cream. That's not real ice cream. That's not real ice cream. That, there's ice cream in the middle. Oh. There's ice cream in the middle. Stupid bitch. That's bitch shit. Stupid bitch. Nah, that's bitch shit, bro.

Bitch shit is you not recognizing what ice cream is. That's not real ice cream cake, bro. It is. We're used to that dairy queen shit. I'm used to, nah, Carvel, bro. What's that? You're so bougie. What's that, this motherfucker?

Carvel's not bougie, bro. You're bougie. Carvel's not bougie. Carvel is on the street corner. Bro, it's East Coast shit and play Ohio. Paul, it's Chris bougie carvels not bougie your boys on the street. We're G bro. It's East Coast shit and Ohio pole is Chris bougie go bougie, bro Yeah I'm not the one with the bidet fucking yes got it on that one

I'm not the one with a bidet. Yeah, that's how you clean chin for I do have a guy that comes I know a guy that comes over and cleans my asshole, but That's bougie. Hello sir, any awesome cleaners here? Why is he British? Well, because bro, they clean the best. Well, Mexicans. But... But that would be weird. Hey bro, I...

Hey dog, bend over. Where the fuck are your wipes? You don't bring any? Yeah, you would think with the service they would bring... Why do you have a leaf blower? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don your wipes? You don't bring any? Yeah, you would think with the service, they would bring- Why do you have a leaf blower? He's really dirty in there, bro. I'm racist. You know what the best part about being canceled is?

It doesn't matter what you say. It truly- Yeah, that must be nice. Doesn't matter. We get Mel Gibson now. Cut to, there's an Atlanta type video about Mexicans. Yeah. Yeah, I just you know, I can be fine I can be funny now. I can truly be funny as funny as I think and I want dude, you know what I'm saying Yes, dude Do because I think of guys who have all these deals like Kevin Hart. God bless them. Love them

You know, well, yeah, he's not comedian. But yes, it's like you can't say this shit. You just can't you know what? I want to see those secret congratulations episodes that you recorded When shortly after the all that stuff. Oh, I didn't do it. Oh, I produced them. No, but you said you did a couple episodes, but you never put them out. After?

Yeah. Oh, it's just a video of him tying to do something. No, no, no, no, no. 45 minutes of this. No, no, no. No, I, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that was off camera.

Yes! He's tying different ropes. That was off camera, that was off camera. But I, no, no, no, I probably meant that I had episodes that I didn't post after everything blew up. I thought you recorded some. No, uh-uh. And that would've been great.

I wonder what those would look like. Yeah. It'd be sad. Maybe, no, you would've went through all the emotions. Yeah. Yeah, it'd be tough to watch. I'm yelling, gender. All right. Wow. Maybe you know you would have went through all the emotions. Yeah All right, wow just housing it Is it good no, yeah, it don't look good

You know what doesn't matter it's terrible it doesn't matter what a cake is like I'm a fat guy. I'm a fat guy. No, but but but you know, I understand I'm a fat guy. I'm a fat guy. But but but but you know, I understand Brendan I guarantee you he never gives a fuck what cake tastes like he just wants to eat. I promise you Promise you you'd be like, how's that cake? You'd be like, I was good It could be dog cake. There could be literally vines in it and like dirt as long as there's some chocolate chips He's like, I mean I eat two pieces. I Gave him to me. He looks like a cake-eating motherfucker. He really does. Oh, dude. Like fifth grade when it was somebody's party.

Just what we say, he just starts to sing it for no reason. Happy birthday! Oh look, it's Keith's birthday! Good, we all get cake. I'll have it. You know what? You a cake-eatin' ass bitch. Yeah. Yep.

Oh, cake-ass hoe. Cake-eatin' ass bitch ass, motherfuckin' ass. Cake-ass, icing-ass. Yeah, lucky for you, now you get the rest, you fucking cake-ass. Oh, chocolate chip-ass bitch. I'm gonna be kidding. This is my sign-off party.

More for me, ass motherfucker. That's how you do a sign-off party. You can't get, oh, sprinkle-ass. Yeah, dude, let me cut a piece and take the rest ass motherfucker. Get him. Get him. Let me slice a nice little piece for myself

and leave that on the side and take the rest ass motherfucker. Ass bitch. Get him. Get him. Ah! Chomping ass motherfucker. You mentioned Kevin Hart. He was on stream with Bronnie James and there's the meme about LeBron always lying.

Oh dude, like that kind of shit. LeBron is great, he is a dork bro. That motherfucker is corny. He does not read those books bro. He is in a first page of all of those books. I love it. What's this? And his son is like exactly like that. This is Bryce's son? Oh yeah, Bryce, Bryce James, yeah. Okay. No, we got some good food, we cooking. We got some good food. Oh, y'all cook.

Yeah, yeah, you gotta cook? Yeah. We be cooking. A lot, man, I can cook a lot. Like what? Bryce. I'm gonna have pasta, steak, you know, Alfredo's, you know. I'm gonna tell you what I'm really good at.

I'm really good at recognizing the liar when I see one. That boy just lied. When he said pasta steak, okay? He didn't give you any kind of specifics. He didn't say, man, I'm a rib eye guy. I'm a bone in guy, I can't get on the grill. Yeah, he said steak. Well, whatever steak you need, I got that.

Well, you're lying, the guy that walk you're talking me Give me an example. Oh, dude Kevin Hart's fucking funny for this It's like we're gonna say car Kevin Hart's grain. I got Wagyu you cook a wagyu steak. Yeah, how do you cook that? How do you prepare? Oh God Kevin Hart's hilarious, bro You cook the way who's day. Yeah. How do you cook that? How do you prepare? Oh God, Kevin Hart's hilarious, bro.

Look at Kevin trying to hit the love. What do you do when you prepare? Yeah, how do you? You know, you just have a, you know, paper towel, dry it. Paper towel? What the f***? How would you start a meal of cooking with paper towel? Kevin Hart's is a-

You know, salt, pepper. You know, you want to put it on the, not the big side first. The small side. But it's not that much. You cook that first, then you flip it on to the other side. You know, get a little bit of garlic, thyme in there, baste it a little bit. Bro, Kevin Hart is funny for that, bro.

That is good. He's not even talking about specific statements. Yo, it's so interesting when a fucking professional comedian, like to see a Professional has been doing for years talk to somebody who just doesn't talk to people. Yeah, you know, I mean he's Crazy, but they're not even talking about anything. They're just talking about state. Yeah, but his communication is such a level I mean he how old is a kid right? Was he 20? He's 21. Okay. Well, yeah, I mean the comedian thing is like I know exactly

It's so interesting. I did I'm not gonna talk about a lot until it comes out But I did family feud with Matt Wright. Oh, he's 17. Okay, so yeah Just like you know how Steve Steve Harvey goes and he starts doing stories and stuff So we had this thing we wanted to do a joke would be like Steve Steve Steve Steve You did it to him? Yeah. Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve.

But you know, but they're not gonna show. Steve, Steve got it. You know, on Celebrity Family Feud, the mics should be hot at all times. That's what I would do. If I was directing it, I would change it. I'd be like, make the mics hot because we were able to, I'm not gonna tell you who was on the other team yet,

but like those people were talking so much shit behind the scenes and everybody was like, and it would be great to have the mic Did you film it in February? No, no, we just did it. Oh One of these times when I wasn't here. He doesn't pay attention to the group chat. No, I do Oh, yeah, why does she see more fucking cake? Yeah, I'm just saying you look at the whole cast right? Yeah Well, I'm just saying you look at the whole cash right? Yeah You know what you know what you know what it's okay go You know what you're moving tomorrow, but mentally you've moved already

You know me you're kind of phoning it in right now. I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it I don't like this phone in Brendan. Yeah, you have about five more minutes Oh, yeah, he has to go. It's already changing. He got his cake. And he ate it too. Yeah. You know, I do. I don't feel great. Do you know what?

Yeah. You're a good actor, bro. I don't feel good. You know what? I understand. I, yeah, it's cheating. Guys, you took my credit card and got a real cake. Huh?

Dude. I didn't know that was a lot. I feel sick. So hold on. You think I'm fat, huh? Well, his tummy was sticking out. I'm not fat. Yeah, it was a weird little bit like.

You know what it is. You know what, I have higher expectations of you. Okay, understood. That's all it is. That's fine. That's fair. And I take that. So you have a little bit of dad bod coming in.

I chew it, I eat it. And it's fine. And that's fine. So you had a little bit of dad bod coming in. I chew it, I eat it, and that's fine. You're 47. All good, I'm 45, right? Well, at 45, 45 and 47, do you think there's a difference? I will say this. I think there's a huge difference, huge difference between 40 and 44.

Yes. That is a crazy difference. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How so? You'll see. You'll see. I'm just telling you right now, by 45. I don't know,

I'm getting big and strong. Yeah, but you'll feel it and you'll, keep doing that by the way, keep, you know. 45 and 51? No one's gonna be like, oh, like if you're 50 and you look great, no one's gonna be like, man, you look 45.

Right, right, right, right. No, you either look less than 45, or you're just 45 and up. Like how old do you think Eric looks? He looks his age. Which is? 52, right? Go ahead, Brendan, do your little joke.

There's no joke? No, no, no, it's a good send off. No. Get it in! No, I was just kidding. Get it in! You got five minutes. Yeah, three more minutes. For five minutes he just goes off on you. This is my gray.

Yeah, and mine too though. No, but my thing, I wasn't making it, you don't look old. I don't think of Rick as old. But it is very much a, an energy though. That's why comics, rock stars, you know what I mean?

There are types of, for some reason, magicians, there are types of people that, even though they're old, it doesn't really matter as much. You know what I mean? there are types of for some reason magicians there are types of people that even though they're old It doesn't really matter as much. I mean, they count are you 37. Oh, I've probably known you for at least seven years. Yeah, I always think Nick's young super I know same well, no, I mean 37 is well, it's way younger Well when his hair dying starts then we'll know Chin doesn't age though since I met him how long over 10 years he looks exactly Yeah, I don't dye my hair. I've never died my hair once. I've never dyed my hair once and

Just try it Well, the thing is though your beard Well, it's like the happy guy. The thing is those are happy whatever that guy's for L4L He hasn't aged in 32 years. He's Asian black. He's black and Asian. Wow. Win-win.

What a mix. Yeah. So he's 112 right now. Yeah. But I want to have gray. I want to have a little gray so it matches my beard. I don't like how it doesn't come out. It's not going to come in for a hot second.

So until that happens, dye your beard next time I zoom in. I don't think I want to, though. If I'm going to zoom in in your beard better be fucking died I want I'll have a this I'll dye my hair I'll dye my hair gray I'll die this gray Inspector Clouseau fucking pay attention Whatever reference got to it. I'm locked in today

I'm fucking locked in try a cake That's some cake. Oh dude you poisoned in. Are you gonna try a cake? Uh-uh. Have some cake. Oh dude, you poisoned it, huh? You poisoned that side. You're gonna cut it from there. No, since we talked about his belly, he doesn't wanna have cake. So let's talk about this.

I am going to be shredded now because you said that. You got to me. You're welcome. I didn't say anything. You did it. I didn't say anything. No, I know, I'm kidding. No, let me tell you, the realness though. That's hilarious

I'll beat the fuck out of that guy These pants the it's these pants that don't fit right and I knew it putting them on tight They I hate that I love these pants. I know but it's too tight around the tummy. You know bigger sizes to debut a divot guy. Yeah They're really small. I know. I didn't know they were. I put them on and I go, I'm not redoing it. Fuck it. So I just came out. And now I look fat. What are these, 34s?

You should just go ahead and have some cake. I should, shouldn't I? Yeah. Give me the rest. All right, dudes. That's it for you? That's it. See you, bro.

Last one in LA, boys. Yeah, bro. Next time we see you, you will be still right there, probably. I'll be right here, but just zoom. Love you guys. Thanks for the camp. Love you, man. No problem.

Take it and put it in your pocket. Yeah. Take some cake in your pockets. You know you want to take some cake for the kids? Well, you... You want... He doesn't feel good. Open the change fridge.

He doesn't feel good. Aw, they're hugging like bitches, dude. Y'all are feminine, dude. Why is Casey trying to blow him? Oh, take me with you, take me with you. It's the end of an era. He's like, tell me, please make me with you. I know. We finally got's the end of an era. Tell me, please take me with you. I know, we finally got rid of both of them, Chris.

Yeah! You know what? That's what they always thought and we did it! You know what it is. Dude, finally. I finally, finally, after all these years, made the king and the sting mine. No!

Oh! Oh! made the king in the sting mine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha problems that was me but look I would have watched my back I'm next right up dude until this is congratulations I am not this one will just be called like what I use salutation yeah the day Eric can't come we don't have to zoom in Brendan I will do it an episode from golden. And it will just be me and I will be doing congratulations and that's beautiful. I like it. I wanna take over every podcast like that.

Should do a best of or something. Every podcast became congratulations. It's just riffing with Griffin. I'd be so busy. All 600 of my followers are gonna write to you. How many episodes do you have on that? 300 and something. Wow. And you get it on like listen and yeah yeah yeah. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr able to get jokes out? Maybe. You come in hot sometimes, but yeah. It's needed. Anytime I feel a lull in your energy. I get it dude. I get it. Take a little break

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And standup is different because like standup, you can know your act and go out there and do it. And stand up is different because like stand up, you can know your act and go out there and do it. And you don't have to be locked in. Just go through the motions. You can. I don't like to and I normally don't, but you can. You know that. But podcasting, it's very hard to do that.

You need to be like locked in in this mode. I call it podcast mode, you know, like when Drake's in album mode, whatever. So, and you just need to just get there. And sometimes you can't, right? And it sucks and I hate that. But last episode of Congratulation, I was locked in. And today I'm locked in and I don't understand

What am I doing? What do I you know? What is it? What is the point of this right now? I guess the point is is that yes, I am great. Mm-hmm. You're locked in Yeah, no, I don't know what the point is The point is is I would just take on that like do you you feel that way too, right? Don't you feel yeah? No, okay If I'm doing stand-up and like you can do have a great show, but you know, you didn't? Yeah, no, okay, if I'm doing stand-up, and you can have a great show, but you know you didn't have fun, and then you're like, oh, that was work,

that's what I'm saying is like, I feel like is that more locked in than when you're just having a good time and flowing, and you're like, oh shit, an hour went by, I don't know which one is which. Well, I would say to me, what I mean as locked in is locked in as, in that, what'd you as locked in is locked in as in that, what did you call it?

In the, you called it like in that creative mode a few episodes ago. Flow state? Flow state, yes. That's what I think of as locked in. Oh, right, right, right. But being- Already boring, huh? But being-

This piece of shit. He pops in. Yeah, you're just gonna pop in? Yeah, tell us on Zoom. So, uh, no, but, um, you know, it is, it is, I don't know, you ever go out on, on, in stand-up and do you, do you, when you go out, when you go out for a show, right, it's your show, your headlining, do you go out thinking, I'm no, I know what I'm gonna say first. Sometimes. Okay. So, so you have stuff you want to, either, it's like you want to work on? Yeah, sometimes I'm like, I want to work, because if I'm gonna say first. Sometimes. Okay, so you have stuff you wanna, either it's like you wanna work on.

Yeah, sometimes I'm like I wanna work, because if I'm gonna work on stuff, I do it early, because I know I can get them. Yes, totally. Yeah, I'm like I'm gonna get them. I get that, right, right. But you know what, here's the thing though. So like in a podcast, when you're by yourself,

because you do a solo, and I do a solo podcast myself, you gotta be, you're in the zone, you have to be. Because there's no one around. In a situation like this, maybe like, we're trying to work off each other. So I think in a show, when the audience is a great podcast partner, per se, then you're like, oh, okay, they're in it.

Because you know when your shit is flowing in a way, you're doing it and the crowd is just loving it. And you know, and then that timing is there, and you're like, all right, I got this it. And then that timing is there, and you're like, all right, I got this crowd. And then I'm having fun because of it. That's when you're like, oh, that was great. And there's other times when you go,

I know I'm doing great, this is all right. I don't feel, I'm like, okay, you paid me to be here, so I gotta do this. You know what I mean? It's like we don't have somebody to edit the show, then they play it back or something. It's just a weird thing I would say ninety

Eight percent of the time the audience doesn't even know it's happening either way, right? You know, which is crazy but then like you know it takes experience because sometimes you ever think like I didn't have a good show and Then you're like, maybe you're doing a meet-and-greet. Yeah, or maybe you're at a you know, right? You're like, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Oh my god. Yeah doing a meet and greet, or maybe you're at a restaurant. And people are like, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen. They're like, oh my God, that was so great.

It was like, God. You're like, really? Yeah, what? You, well, you had the same show I was at. Yeah, they're like, I suck. Yeah, so that thing, that's just a vibe you get, and it's just, you know, but we forget it's still a job. That's the thing.

I guess, yeah. But that's the thing about how we made our job. It's so funny sometimes coming home from the road to see Kristen with the kids. Because it's like, look, she's doing, I'm doing what I love out there on the road. What I love is doing standup. I don't love waiting at fucking LAX for two hours.

I don't love flying. I deal with it. I don't love being at the fucking, you know, whatever hotel over in Cranston, Rhode Island. And that's most of it, right? But since I've made my job my dream, since I've made my dream my job, right? It's not really a job, it is, but it doesn't feel like one, so I'm having a great time. So when I come home, often I get this, I don't get this energy from Kristen because she's not like this, but I can understand a,

you know, you see it in movies, you see it in TV, oh, you came home and I've been with the kids, I'm exhausted, you know what I mean? And you're like, I've been working, but I've been doing my dream. You know what I'm saying? You're like, I almost feel sometimes guilty about it, even though it's work, and even though it does take a toll

on my fucking mental state you know but then I have to remember that like also it is weird too because it's fulfilling but so is being a mother to her right like her being with the kids is a very fulfilling thing to do she loves being a mom and sometimes I come home and I think oh I got to help out more because I wasn't here. And sometimes I do that out of guilt, not just because I haven't been home, but because I'm living my dream. I think that, I think it's like,

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It's like a 6 a.m. Flight from the East Coast So now you're you're you're up from 3 a.m And then by the time you get back to LA you you've been up for almost 19 hours Yeah, and then you walk in the door and they and they and she just I just want to take a shower by myself No, I know, you know, I just want to like can I go poop with the door closed? Can I go you know what I'm saying? So yeah that stuff I go. I just let it go. I just go alright, you know, I just wanna like, can I go poop with the door closed? Can I go, you know what I'm saying? So that stuff I go, I just let it go. I just go, all right, you know? Right, right, right.

I do get that, yeah. It is... You don't have to feel bad because she's living her dream too. I know, I know. But that's the truth. That is the truth. And also, she wouldn't want me to feel bad.

I don't wanna feel bad. But like, but it's me. That's a me thing. That's for the same reason that Chin will be perpetually single and die alone. And it's just, hey, hey. It's just, you know, it's his own fault. And I just, I can't.

Okay, but check this out, check this out, check this out. I mean, this is my pushback. You're living your dream, but that's when you're on that stage for an hour. I know, I know, I know. They're living their dream for 24 hours straight. It's not the same. That's hilarious. You know what I mean? So you're like, well, They're living their dream for 24 hours straight. It's not the same. That's hilarious.

You know what I mean? So you're like, well, you're living your dream. You wanted to be a mom for 24 hours a day? Dude, it's like the guy who can't stop coming. You know the fucking dude who has the video of the kickoff? Where he's like, this is life. This sucks, I wanna kill myself. You're like, yeah, coming is the best thing,

but you don't wanna just be doing it all the time. Imagine doing stand-up, you're on stage for 24 hours. What a good fucking point, dude You know, you would kill yourself. You're a really interesting person There we go. What's that? What is this I Don't know why I did in French it's a new AI video thing and I try to make it say you miss Brendan Oh, it did it in French. That's hilarious You're a you're interested you have interesting takes bro. That's why you're such a good comedian

Yeah, but but no, I know I get it You know what's funny about would you say that you ever like you have an idea? Cuz you have you have a way of looking at things yourself Yeah, so you look at things a certain way, and then you think like, well this is an obvious way to think about this. Even if you think about it differently, you can look at me like, oh okay. But sometimes I find that, I'll say something,

I go, to me it's just common sense. And then people will be like, whoa. Or like, you know. It's the way your wheels are turning though. That's just how it is, yeah. No, I. Wheels gotta turn, homie. But that's why you're, that's why, dude,

I would say to Kristen, sometimes I would do my, you know, we're talking about solo podcasts, and I would do congratulations, and I would be like, that podcast sucked. And sometimes she'd be in the room, and she'd be like, oh, that was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I get it, you're just saying it.

And she's like, no, you have to understand, the people who are listening to you are in a cubicle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or in a truck. It's like, you don't, you don't, like nobody talks like you, bro. Or they're all in Hollywood doing standup. But it's like, but like, you know,

to listen to your comedian guy that you like or whatever, talk about what they, the way they talk, it's just, like if I think about who I liked when I was a kid, like they weren't podcasts, but like I would listen to fucking, you know, Apollo Francisco podcast. I would have listened to it. No doubt. Right, right, right, right.

No, but I think it's interesting when you realize that people know you think different. Cause like I went on Adam Carolla's podcast and he was like, he had some video of a dude on a plane. Like, because there was a baby on the plane making a bunch of noise, yelling it, and then this guy was going off about it. Right? But Adam said to me really, he was like, ah, this is good, this you're gonna, I know how you're gonna think about this, you know? And I was like, oh. To me those are the best comedians. So I have a way, have a thing who said this Adam Ray no Adam

Carolla Adam Carolla yeah yeah yeah that to me that's what the the best comedians you can already feel them saying what they're gonna say I always think but that's what you like it so that's what point of view is yes yes yes right it's like when you were coming up they know what talks about point of view anymore they used to be a thing they talk about all the time. You gotta find your point of view. And I would always be like, what the fuck you talking about? But now I get it.

But maybe they don't say that anymore because you found your point of view. No, no, but I'm saying I don't hear people talking about point of view anymore. Even when people are talking about standup, I don't hear people say like, hey, what's your point of view? Or it's so different now because people are just like, it's all about entertaining and like whatever it is.

Like when I see like, you know, you're this way, but like, you know, I'll be on the road and Denny, who I bring to do time in front of me, he'll be like, oh man, I couldn't wait to hear what you think about this. Right. You know what I mean? Like that's, that means you have a, I have a strong point of view.

Strong point of view. You get the same shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the people get the same shit, you know. But to me, that's what the best comedians, when they come on stage, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, you see, you already know, when you come on stage, I see Eric, I'm like, oh, it's gonna be no bullshit,

here he goes, you know what I mean? That's the feeling that a good comedian cultivates and creates for himself, and that's what gets you fans, and that's what gets you a following, and that's what gets you more work, I think, ultimately. Hopefully, what's this, Nick? work, I think, ultimately. Hopefully. What's this, Nick? The reason I brought it up is because you were talking

about how Kristen's like, no one talks like you and stuff. And I was watching this podcast, it's about AI prompt engineering and shit, and these are engineers talking. And I listened to it, I was like, this gives me so much confident. Oh, interesting. What is the actual full set of information

you need to know to understand this task? And that's kind of like a very queer thing I see a lot is prompts where it's just like The whole point is that they're flat. Yeah, they're flat, it's horrible, and anything you do is gonna be better than that. Right, right. Interesting, right? But, but, but, I'll say this. The counterpoint to that is, you know, there's so many different types of podcasts,

and sometimes I'll hear somebody be like, oh, I love this podcast, and I'll look at it and be like, ugh. But there are nerds out there, whoever who find anybody talking about, say, engineering or whatever, to be super interesting. It's all niche.

And you know what I mean? Look, as long as you're passionate about what you're doing, I think that that's great. And if those guys are, that's great. And I think that I love like, by the way, what was that? That was a podcast for? It was talking about AI prompting, creating, Oh, okay.

Prompts are what you tell AI to do. Well, you know what, man? The prompts are everything. It really is. Yeah. To the point where you're just like, like here's the two,, you don't even realize how much you could say to the AI

to get the information that you want. It's so crazy, sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'll be like, okay, I wanna cook some chicken a certain way and I turn on the audio where you can just talk to it and I'll be like, all right, tell me step by step how to make this chicken as if you were a world class chef and I needed to like, you know, whatever, or I'm trying to win a cooking show,

tell me how I can make this, and the AI is like, oh, good idea, Eric, let's do it like this. And I'm like, oh, shit, this is like, you really go back and forth, man, it's great. What is that, Alexa? Any of them, listen, there's no difference in any of these AI's. They're all the fucking same. And I've looked a lot about like creating prompts and how to do it the best and the most important thing is just like clear communication in English. Yes. Like any one of us as long as you talk to it like you would a

person and like no ambiguity. Yeah. And it makes it better. They try to act like it's a science but it's just understanding to talk. Well, I mean, there is, like, you'd be surprised at some of the, you know, like, let's say you're, like, writing a project. You could put your project in the AI. Let's say you wrote a script. Yeah.

And you could say to the AI, like, I want you to read this as if you were a network executive. Tell me the pitfalls, the do's and don'ts. Tell me how I can improve this. Tell me, I mean all those type of prompts, it's like that shit is never going away, AI is here to stay, they could talk about all they want to talk but it's like that's that's how you're gonna help yourself. It's a great writing assistant, it's a great cooking assistant, it's a great, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's crazy, bro. Oh yeah, I'll be in Fort Lauderdale.

June, I'll be in St. Louis. Oh, this is your summer. Indianapolis. Oh, I'm gonna be, that's where I'm gonna be. But not. In Indianapolis, at that club. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the same club. They only gave me one night though.

I got a bunch of spots, Cleveland, Ohio. Yeah, I'll be there the weekend of Indianapolis, I'll be there. That's the same club, huh? Yeah, I'm gonna be at helium to in Indianapolis next week Go see Eric and while you're there get tickets for me, then I'll also be at the account Yeah, so go see my show and then grab tickets for Chris And I'm also gonna be at a comedy off Broadway in Lexington. So come check me out there and then Thanks for everybody that came to La Jolla last weekend it was amazing show so funny oh my god that was funny. Alright guys thank you. That it? We're done? Oh wow.

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