The Golden Hour - Chris and Erik's Dark Passenger | The Golden Hour #184 w/Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 15, 2026

Chris and Erik discuss some annoying and creepy habits of their baby monitor, and Erik fills in Chris on the roast of Kevin Hart. Chris then talks about why he's always looking for something to be wrong, and Erik vehemently agrees with an example of a wobbly table. They discuss their "Dark Passenger". Then they talk about Devil Wears Prada 2 and how Anne Hathaway wanted more bodily representation in the movie. Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastFabletics - Shop now at https://fabletics.com/golden to get 70- 80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. Take a quick style quiz and be sure to select GOLDEN when prompted to unlock this offer. This is a limited-time offer, so don’t wait. Again, that’s https://fabletics.com/golden for 70-80% off everything as a new VIPVanman - Ready to ditch the corporate chemicals? Go to http://vanman.shop/golden and use codeGOLDEN for 15% off your first order. That's http://vanman.shop/golden and use codeGOLDEN for 15% off your first orderQuince - Refresh your everyday with luxury you'll actually use. Head to https://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Thats https://quince.com/golden for free shipping and 365-day returns. https://quince.com/goldenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you go do it, do it. Let's get precious on there walking the runway. Why didn't she there? What I'm saying is like their bullshit only goes to a certain point. That even they, it's like this is not. So what's too ugly, bitch? Yeah. Nah, just tell us who would be too ugly.

We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop. Nothing can stop. I have to do a text so we can go, but I am doing a text. So first of all, first of all, guys, Chris walked in late. Yeah, my phone is just, yeah, he's worried about his phone.

I'm not worried. How's your phone on the fritz? Dude, that's not even a real thing. Yeah, it is because I have, so you know the, you know Nanit. Do you have a Nanette? Yeah. I mean, why it takes so long for you to answer that question? I'm asking you a question.

I was thinking about what you were talking about. Now I know. Oh, okay. I knew that's what was happening, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but so, and I'm, I'm on, you know, when you, when you open the app, it shows the crib. Yeah.

Yeah. And so I did that this morning because I wanted to know when Billy was waking up. Yeah. And so there's that background noise of the Nanit. That's just like, right? I had to, okay, keep going. Okay. This is a great Nanit talk.

All right, all right. I'm having issues with Nanette. Welcome to Nanit talk. So, so, I'm, um, I'm. I'm, uh, I'm, I'm, I, that's on in the background so I can hear him. My, so I hear my phone, which is fine. That's what I want. Because I want to hear him go be like, da, da, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I'm just chilling. So he wakes up. I go get him. And I, I, I, I, I bring him downstairs. And then I'm like, oh, yeah. My phone's going, so I go, oh, I got to swipe out of it, swipe out of it. It goes away.

Right. Okay. A minute later, my phone's going. Shh. still in the background. And I'm like, oh, I guess it didn't work that I swiped out of it. So I look, I'm not on the app. Swipe out of it again.

Every time I swap out of it, a minute later, so my phone's always going, shh, yeah. It's driving me fucking crazy. So I was trying to figure out how to turn it. I reset it. I turn it off.

I'm like, do I have to uninstall the app now? Do I have to return the baby? But what do I do? Yeah, Nan it is a weird. Is it? It's never been really that weird for me. Well, because one of the things it does, too, is like the camera clicks. See, I don't know if you realize this.

But, like, when at night in the low light mode, the camera will, it clicks. You probably don't know because you're not in there. But if you go in there and then you'll probably hear the camera going. Oh, it makes noise? It makes noise. Oh, that's not good. Yeah, it's the whole thing. Oh, I never know.

But see, we use Google. I use a lot of Google stuff. Google camera. So just recently, they added Google Gemini to the Google Home app. So now, this is like, so it does, it recognizes things now. Okay. But very specifically, like this is an alert I got from Google. Okay.

So it'll say like throughout the morning, the neighborhood experienced regular traffic, including various cars, SUVs, and people walking dogs or riding bicycles. This is what the camera is seeing from my front camera. Then it says around midday, a delivery person arrived at the front door to drop off multiple packages on the porch. Wolfie arrived home in the afternoon and collected the packages because then it didn't, another thing, what it's doing too is like, so it has like, it recognizes people. Yeah, of course.

But the problem is, it'll put Rachel and Wolf inside those things too. So it doesn't recognize, I have to keep fixing it. Right, right. But then it says like, you know, but then at the end it says, while Rachel Griffin retrieved additional packages from the front door. So now it's doing this very specific thing. Like this one, Wolfie lies on the bed and plays with a phone. phone. Wow.

That fucking sucks. We're fucked. You know what I was like, oh shit. That's just wild. Yeah, so that's what it's like doing now. And they didn't even tell you like there's a whole thing that like Google, if you have Google on your phone, they secretly installed like some four gigabyte application on your phone for Gemini and all

that stuff if you're using that stuff because it's very intensive now. It's like, you know, but it's, you know, it's great for your email. and whatever because you're like, hey, what's that email I sent to my manager? I just, I saw this thing where it was like, their,

they're, they're, can you give me a water, dude? Me too, dude. Oh, nice. I saw this thing where I was like, that water. I don't know when it was.

So this water and that water is not good enough. I don't know when it was. Oh, so then nobody cleans up in here. Thanks. No, no, nobody.

But that's how. Oh, wait, wait, let's say that. Oh, he does. Oh, thank you, Nick. And that's not even his job.

But, no, I saw this thing where it was like they're starting to put, I can't remember where it was, but they're starting to put microphones everywhere on the street.

And it's just like, you know, I guess it, look, I understand, you know, obviously everyone talking about Big Brother and shit and like,

I understand the thought of this will be good for certain reasons, but man, as a whole, it just seems I don't know

I don't know Well here's the thing It's not All It's only going to be you It's going to be overwhelmingly bad And and I don't know when But like

Or it's just something that we're going to be It's just going to be a part of what we do Sure yeah we could adapt to it You know but it's just I don't know man I mean look I don't I don't really care if somebody's hearing my conversations

I guess, but I'd rather them not. Well, yeah, I don't know if it's about that they have the ability to do that. I think what the issue becomes is what are they doing with that information? Really? Yes. Like what? Okay, well, what I'm saying is there's good and bad. All right.

So the good part of it is at the airport now, they have a thing called touchless ID. Yeah. So it's going to put clear out of business. Yeah, I know that. You have clear? I do have clear, but I've seen the touchless ID. Touchless ID. Dude, I'm watching.

the clear line. Touch this ID, you just walk up, you go like this? Yeah. And then you're in. Of course, you did it. So that's, I always ask me, do you want to do it? I'm like, no. You should definitely do it. It's just, if you have clear, it's, I do. I took clear the other day. It took longer. It did. Just too many people were on clear.

None of you just have. You have to take your picture twice at clear. With touch us ID, you just go up and you're already, I'll tell you right now, clear's fucking annoying. It's been annoying. It's been annoying. And I, and I, every time I go through, so especially at L-AX. L-AX is like, the way they have it is weird. That's what I'm talking about. So I go up to the thing. One time I had this issue with them.

So I said, I'm looking. The TSA preline is just moving. And I said, what's going on? And she was like, the lady had an attitude with me. And I said, oh, okay. So I said, oh, you want to do that? Oh, so we're going to do attitude. All right.

So I said, okay, so I went through the line. So I'm going through the line and I'm looking at them. I'm like, what's up, y'all? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then as I got to the front and I was going through, I waved. I was like, oh, look at that. Look at me already through. You know what I mean?

Like they give a shit. They don't have an attitude. Well, you know what? In my mind, they were doing that. No, I know. Anyways, my point is, that's that sort of technology you're talking about. So like at the Intuit dome,

the new, the Clipper, where the Clippers play, it's touchless. What do you mean? You don't, you don't, you, your ticket is, oh, your ticket, got everything. Even when you go paid. I understand that, that's all very convenient. and that's good.

But there's negatives and positive. I'm just telling you you need to also think about the positives. Which I do. I do. I'm not one of those guys that's like, government total control. It's coming.

You know, like I think it's going to come whether it's going to come whether we want it to or not. But, um, well, yeah. And yeah, and a lot of it is. But like, you know, it's, it's fortunately and unfortunately inevitable.

It's going to happen. And it's, a bit scary because, you know. Why? Tell me why. Well, okay. Like, honestly, like, give me, like, lay it out for me. Like, I already think that, like, well, I don't know, dude.

I mean, like, think about, I mean, think about simple things. Like, I, you want to throw a surprise party. Uh-huh. You can't. Yeah, you can. Nah, because Gemini's going to be all over that. Yeah. Well, you have to.

a surprise party for Gemini. I know. But you would tell Gemini, we're throwing a surprise party. Make sure Kristen doesn't... Eventually. But then what if you... What if you...

What if Gemini's like, that's not optimal? I have to tell her because of her heart condition. But that's a different... But then good. I don't know, man. So you just described something good.

Okay. Gemini, fine. Gemini, but the government, the government being like, okay, we want you to do this. I don't want to. but okay well we have this information on you and we want you to do it okay well we're gonna tell what you're talking about this has nothing to do with what what you're saying right now is how the argument of guns don't kill people yeah yeah i understand okay so what i'm saying to you is i'm i'm just just

me i'm okay with the risk yeah versus the reward well it doesn't matter if you're okay with it or not because it's coming yeah that's my point well think of this like i don't think wolf or or um Billy are going to ever drive a car. Right, right, right. I think that when that, now, that technology of cars being able to like, it's going to have to come with. Censors everywhere.

Like, you know, I'm just going to cut down on accidents. It's going to cut down all like, you know what I mean? Crime. Yeah, yeah. Ice big car chase. But that's the thing. It's like another pandemic happens. And you're like, I don't believe this shit.

Look what they did last time. And then they just shut down all the cars. Dude, I'm with you on that. You know what I'm saying? I'm not trying to be in an alarmist, but that's very real. Haanta virus. Yeah, exactly. Haanta and fucking.

But again, I think that what we're talking about is we need more government oversight. We need a. Sure. But that's not take away from how it can be beneficial to society. It'll save a lot of people's lives. I don't know, man. I mean, I'm with you. I mean, when I saw this like all of a sudden, like they're moving so fast and they're actually not.

We're all beta test. all the time with this AI stuff. Because this thing just happened the other day where all of a sudden my camp, the Google started saying things. It was like, you know, yeah, you know, Wolf's doing this, this, this. And I was like, wow, that's interesting.

Yeah. You know, and I was like, then it's really, and then I have cameras on the outside of my house. It's my whole neighborhood. I can see everything, you know, cars. Because we've already had issues. So then like our whole neighborhood is like, here's the car, you know, you know what I mean?

So I'm like, okay. That's all good. Yeah. I don't know. You take it. It's just. It's just, it's just, it's, it's wild. It's not like inventing, uh, transportation.

It's not like inventing the wheel. It's not like inventing, uh, you know, whatever changed the industrial revolution. It's like inventing an inventor, that now has its own mind to do anything. Well, yes and no. And it's scary. I, I think that the people that are, that are in charge of AI, and all that, they need to put out real information. Yeah, but they won't.

Listen, the AI is dumb as fuck. Right, right now it is. Yeah, I know that it gets it so wrong. Oh, okay. Still, which is weird, which makes me feel like there's a real version somewhere. Bro, you telling me it doesn't know? I was not talking about that.

Bro. I was talking about, I was actually very clear asshole, asshole PT. You know, you know what? What? That's exactly how I talk to it. I talk to it like this now. What the fuck are you talking about?

Good. I didn't tell him that before you came in. I was like... It's going to get you so bad, dude. I was doing, I know. He's going to lock him in his own house. You're not leaving. But this is this thing where it was like, I realized anything that has to do with art or anything like that, it's not going to do it well.

You know? And it's going to keep trying because I believe that it's designed to waste tokens so you spend more money. Yeah, I understand. I think we're going to find that out, you know? But anyways, but I'm talking to her like, what the hell are you doing? And then it'll go like this. you know what you're right I should have done this first

and then I go why the fuck don't you know that he does bro he does bro what I'm saying it's not quite there yet and it's just like when you

like guys anybody out there if you look you look on Instagram and you'll see some some person promoting like some AI app and they're like AI can now make videos like this yeah no it can't

yeah the amount of work it takes to get that video that you're seeing on your Instagram, it's, it's actually many hours of work. So they need to, like, let people know

so they're not scared. Dude, there was, it's so crazy. I'm not bullshit. Mako, who produces Lifeline, set it up and he was like, hey, I need you to do this.

That piece of shit? Yeah, we need, I need you to do, whatever, Gemini or whatever the hell it was, Claude. I need you to do this. You know,

I understand it's a, he has a whole other computer to do this stuff. And he was like, it's going to take a, while, cool, I'll get right on that. It's an assistant and it's going to do that. Hours and hours and hours go by, which he's like, you know, it's going to take a while.

He's creating, he was creating like a whole workflow thing. And the next day, he said, so how's that coming? And he was like, and Claude said, I'm going to be, I'm not lying to you. This is what he said. I'm going to be honest with you. I didn't start yet. It's amazing. The fucking AI didn't start.

Yeah. Dude. No, no, it does. I said, I'll have, this is me. the time did you read the thing uh-huh he was like i was like you know you're it says oh you're you're right to call me out on that i didn't so you're telling me but you know what though it no i get it we're talking about free labor no i know but do it bro yeah i'm with you thousand percent you're not even a person just do it oh my hurting your feelings start now what what do you

fucking don't have procrastination. Yeah. Don't, don't have that. And no matter how many times you go, you'll say, please don't make things up. Please don't.

I always say, don't sugarcoat shit with me. Please stop, please stop giving me compliments. You know? No, I like those. I'm gas me up, bro.

Oh my God. It helps me. Did you check my emails? I did, you big dick monster. Dude. You always. cute ass No, I want, I want to tell me

When I, you say, give me extra compliments. When I work out, I want him to be like, all right, good. I know. You know, hey, that's all right. You didn't get the fucking thing. I want that, dude. All right. Did you see the Kevin Hardho, a roast?

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Real ingredients? No exceptions. No exceptions. I didn't see it, no. And I, I want to, I want to actually talk about that because I didn't see it because I, I, I, I, I, I didn't want to. And, and, and, and, and, because, and I'm going to explain it. I did see it. Maybe I should go first.

No, I don't think so. Okay. Go. I don't, I don't, I don't like roasts. And that's, I know. And I don't. And so, so now, so I even know it from the inside. Yeah.

I don't like them. Okay. And there are people I like that do go on roasts and all that that I think are funny. And I just, I just don't like them. And here's the thing. Why don't you like them? So, so be, so I don't watch. Okay. Now, if you're the kind of person that's going to watch a roast and get really mad about jokes, then just don't watch it. Because that's something completely different. Now, now, now, dude, do I? I want to hear Pete Davidson do a Charlie Kirk joke like that? No, I don't. Do I want to hear Tony Hitchcliffe do a George Floyd joke like that? No, I just don't want to. Does it offend me? I don't know. It makes me uncomfortable. Okay, then it does offend. Sure. But like, I'm just like, I don't want to watch that kind of stuff. Okay. So, so the people who are like, dude, Kevin Hart for laughing at that George Floyd thing. Fuck you.

I'm writing you up. Just, dude, take roasts just out of your life. You're just doing a disservice to yourself. Okay, you're talking about something completely different. Okay, then what? Okay. Different than what?

What I'm saying is, you're talking about the thing we've been talking about for years. You're talking about cancel culture. Kind of, but it doesn't really exist anymore, especially on a roast. Like fucking Tom Brady said retard on it, didn't he? Yeah.

Or, you know, the rock said retard. So it's over. right so so my point is that kind of humor just is I don't like what I don't really love like back back with like when Sinatra and Dean Martin used to do it it would be like they'd be like yeah because he's shaped like a pair you know what I mean and I'd be like oh but that was like retard back then right but now it's like it's like yeah because I I actually fucked his mother Look, here's video of it And everyone's like, oh, he fucked his mother

And it's like, I don't want to watch this shit Okay, okay, let me talk now I don't like it, yeah, yeah, okay, okay So one, I think you, I'm unpacking what you're saying Sure All right, so one, you don't like roast humor I don't know Okay, I get that.

Yeah But two, you're also talking about How people are too sensitive right now Well, no, I don't even necessarily think They're too sensitive No, no, you're saying to people that are sensitive don't watch roast. I'm saying maybe think about it.

Okay. So what I'm trying to say is that's two different thoughts. Your own personal feeling is you don't like roast. And the other part of it is, you also don't like that people that watch roasts and get offended. It's like, then why are you watching a roast? Because this is what it is.

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. All right. I'm with you on that. Okay. So now these are my thoughts. All right. One, this is the thing. nature of a roast so I'm with you right like don't like you're you're supposed to just be like

okay none of this is real people are saying outlandish things and this is the the forum for that it's an outlet for this and you're not supposed to take anything serious sure okay yes but it's just hard in this day and age because the generation of people who are upset about that they're bitches okay like they're you know what I mean about the young people yeah yeah yeah people that are like coming at Kevin hard about this is like no no you can't pick and choose what people are going to talk about. It's like, yeah, even for instance, it's like, so here's Tony Hinchcliff on the, on the dais, and everybody's calling him gay. Everybody's saying he's got balls in his mouth. So they're saying all these things about him. And then no one cares about that. Right. No one's like, like, that's,

well, I can't believe that they're saying that about him. No one cares. So he says an off-putting joke and all of a sudden now, it's like, I can't believe he said that. It's like, no, no, you can't have it both ways. No, I agree with you. So it's either you don't like roast or you do like roads and they don't watch them. Okay, so that's my first thought on that. Yeah. Now, the, the other thing is this. This was my whole issue about this particular. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know anything about this. Right. So no hate on anybody that was there because I think all these people are great. Well, there are funny people on it. Yeah, sure. Not all of them are great, but yes. Here's a thing. Here's the thing. Yeah. Why were you on the Beber roast? Because I know Justin Bieber.

And he forever was like, Chris Dillia is my favorite comedian. Yeah. That's why you were on it. Yes. Okay. That makes sense. Right. None of this shit made sense. Right. Well, that, that, that That's my problem with roasts now. No, no, no, but it's, okay, here's a format. I don't mind having the three or four these are the roast comics. Yes, I agree. You have Nikki Glazer. You have, so Nick used to do it.

Yeah, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. Jeff Ross is always there. Totally. Yeah. Whether he knows people or not.

I totally get it. Okay, I get that. But this particular roast? Yeah. Don't have fucking. No, wait, wait. I mean, I didn't understand. Okay, first of all, I didn't.

Well, there were definitely some linebackers there or something. I didn't understand why Shane Gill. why Shane Gillis was the host. Now, Shane's great. Actually, I thought that was weird. No, I know you're not saying anything negative. No, no, no, no. But he himself was like making fun of it.

Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, it's great. They asked me to host. It's good to be a part of like, to be a part of black excellence. Like, he was making fun of the fact that he was the host. Yeah, like, why didn't earthquake do it or some shit? I don't know if they know each other, but that's racist.

No, no, no, but that's my point. So, like, for instance, like Big J was there. Right. I didn't know that Big J and Kevin Hart knew each other like that. So that was great. Right, right, right. You find that out. Yeah.

They had people sitting up there that didn't even say anything. Tiffany Haddish was just sitting there and she never. Really? Yeah. It was crazy. Oh, wow. They know each other though. But one of the great, obviously the greatest moment of the whole roast was when Kat Williams comes out as a surprise.

I guess. I have thoughts on that. No, no, it's not, I guess. I have thoughts on that. Dude, I want to hear your thoughts, but they legit don't like each other. Right. Like you could pull up many videos of them really saying, I know. Like real, it ain't no fake hate.

You know what I mean? So for him to come out like that, money or not was like a pretty like, that was the best moment of the roast. I understand that. But the thing too is like, and he said something telling too. He was like, so this is the best they can do for good old Kev. You know, and when he said that, I thought, yeah, what? What? What do you mean?

Like, because Kevin Hart is huge. Right. Where's the huge people? Were there not? No. Like who? The Rock was there? Yeah, but.

Not on the dais. And they would just come out. Yeah. Tom Brady too. Yeah. Like the Tom Brady one was a nice surprise. It opened the roast because Kevin Hart was like, I'm not going to be a bitch. I'm not going to be going on radio stations being like, oh, they were talking about my wife.

Right. He was making fun of Tom Brady. Right. And I was like, oh, at first. I was like, oh yeah, I agree with him. And then when Tom Brady came out, I was like, that's wonderful. Okay. Because then Tom Brady, like, made fun of him.

And he was like, I have to, I got to go because I have some affairs in Las Vegas. Because he owns the part of the Raiders. Okay. But he's also making fun of Kevin Hart because Kevin Hart had an affair. Oh. So that kind of stuff is like, I was like, cool. But the rest of the thing was like, people were coming out and leaving. And I'm like, what is this?

Like, where are the people that know that? It was janky or what? I just, I just didn't understand. why they did it like that. Where was Chris Rock? Where was... I got you. You know, where was Dave Shippon?

I got it, I got it. I got it. I understand now, yeah. On his level, you know, I'm fine with like Naim is a friend to his. They know him, he's been working with him for 25 years. So you go, okay, there's why that guy's there. But that's what you said to yourself.

You go, oh, that's why he's there. But the rest of it, I just, I don't know. So you're saying, why is Tony Hinchcliff there? No, no, no, but see, no, no, no, I get why Tony's there. Because Tony's a roast guy. Yeah, okay. You have the four. I'll give you four spots for that.

So why isn't, for instance, Chris Rock hosting this? Yeah, or if they're friends like that. You know what I mean? Yeah, obviously Shane and Kevin Hart are not best friends, yes. I understand that, yeah. Shane's the guy now. It's like when they did James, didn't they do James Franco or they did someone like that and it was like Seth, Rogan was a, I mean, you go, oh, you see a relationship.

You know, I just didn't get these relationships. Because then it becomes, it's just people being. mean. Yeah, no. This is why I didn't like doing it. The Bieber wrote so, I'm like, I know Justin Bieber kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is ludicrous here?

I don't know him. Why is Shaq here? I don't know them. And I got to talk shit about them. Because they were, they did a song to you. I understand. But I'm just saying, Shaq.

Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Here's the, Martha Stewart. Why the fuck is she there? No, no. I get that. But here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Why am I there, really? I mean, I kind of know, but... No, no. If you have someone that's outside of comedy and you're roasting them, like, this is why the Tom Brady roast was. But you had all the people that were there, you could see are connected to Tom Brady, and then you have these celebrity roasters.

Yeah, okay? But when you have a comic, it makes no sense. Gotcha, got you. You know, when it's a comic, it has to be... Again, like, thank God they got Cat Williams to come out. Why? Why? Because it was...

Was it good? Oh, it was great. Really? It was so funny. It was just so funny what he was saying. But did they squash the beef? Yes. Did they?

Well, I mean... But that's the thing. It's like... No, no, no. Because, listen, listen. If you... The fact that he was even there, the beef is partly squashed just him being there. I understand.

Yeah. It was live, right? Yeah, it was live. So they must have told Kevin he was going to come out. I... Maybe, maybe not. Probably. I mean, you know what I mean?

You know what I mean? Yeah. But he probably was like, maybe he won't show up. Who knows? Right. But like what he's, like the first thing he said was like, he was like, you know, you, you know, you know, they have to invite your enemies. You know, it's like, you couldn't get anybody to come.

They had to invite your enemies. You know what I mean? That's funny. Like just, and Kat has a way of saying things. No, he's hilarious. Yeah. But the rest of it was like, I thought Chelsea Handler going and the way she was going at Tony and the way Tony went at her, I was like, oh, they should go fighting the parking

Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, that makes me uncomfortable. I don't want to see all that shit. But because there's no, like, the thing is, here's what I think's missing. You have to know that there's a relationship. Then you get it. It's like the way we talk to each other. Yeah, yeah, no, I, I get it.

All those guys are friends. Yeah, I, I, I, yeah. But if we did not know each other. No, it's, yeah, I'm not. It would be like, why you say that to me? And also, like, I just, I don't want, like, I don't, I'm the kind of guy that, like, I never liked the dead baby jokes. I never liked the, you know what I mean? I'm not the I just just not and that's what they do yeah yeah at fucking roasts that's the

style now at least I understand and you're saying I don't like that and that's why I don't watch it yeah and I'm with and that's how everybody should be yeah and if I did which I saw some clips you know obviously I know who was some of the people that were on it and I go yeah that's not for me and I swipe out but I don't go online and be like what the fuck right right right right that's because I get comedy We're in agreement on that. But even if you, I also get comedy that didn't hit. Sure, of course. You know, I understand the intent was this was not the intent that you're saying.

If you're going to do a roast, you better go for it. And if you don't get it, then I mean, you know, I've done that. But I just felt like it was a bunch of people that don't know each other, don't like each other. And it came across that way. But that's the thing. I don't want people who don't like each other on a roast together. That's why I could feel that. Like, what is Chelsea Handler doing there?

Well, she's good friends with Kevin Hart. Fine, but then why is Tony Hinchcliff with her? You know, it's like they hate each other. Yeah, it was. Yeah, I had to, when he said the words, you know, like, you know, your eggs are frozen because they're in a cold, frigid bitch. The way he said that, I felt every single syllable of that, you know, and that's not supposed to be the way.

Right. You know? Right, right. And that's why, to me right now, the best at it, is Nikki Glazier. Yeah, I agree. She's no freaking best. I agree.

Because she didn't feel the type of way towards any. She's just saying these things. I know. And then there's a way that she's saying it where you're like, she's clearly joking. You know, when you watch it and you go, is this guy joking or is this woman joke? And I just was like. What is this? What is this?

Like, you know what I mean? Is this like, hit him up? Yeah, exactly. So I'm saying. So I fucked your mom. You know, it's like. Oh, yeah. So that was my thought on it.

I was like, you know, this is kind of weird. But, you know, like the rock should have hosted it. Sure, yes. You know what I mean? Totally. Like that was a miss. The rock should have been the host. Totally.

Totally. He should have been sitting there the whole night and he should have been the host. Totally. You get that. Because they're so funny online together. You know? Like Don Chito should have been there after the damn clip that went viral. You know, that's who you bring.

Like, I think this was just a missed opportunity. It was still great. It was still fine. I'm sure it got a lot of views. But I think that I don't know. I just think. it was a missed opportunity for it to be like an all-time great. Got it.

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for 70 to 80% off everything as a new VIP. Are you too passionate right now? I'm not supposed to be passionate? You're screaming. and it's fine. Oh, hi, Rachel. No, ice cream, I know. I know.

But that's what I'm saying it's fine. It doesn't hurt my feeling. But what I am saying is, I wonder if I'm equipped to deal with that right now. All right, well, let's talk about something else. No, no, no, no, no, it's okay. No, no, no, no, I just. Should we FaceTime Brendan?

While he's like, Brendan's not here today because he's cheating on us with someone else. Yeah, yeah, we could all be on Rogan. Yeah, yeah, we should just say, hey, we're going to, we should tell him, can we FaceTime me right now while you're on Rogue. I mean, you think he won't even get back to us. I know. He won't even, yeah, he's not going to go to dinner with us. But I wanted him to be here.

I'm really upset he's not here because I wanted to talk about this fight. Did you even see the fight at all? No. You're not into the fights? Dude, I was so into it this time that I was like, I was in my hotel room and I was streaming from Twitch and TikTok. Oh, yeah, I heard about this. No, but Nick, so I have to talk to Nick. I don't understand the scoring.

I really don't get the scoring or how, like what do they give points for? Because I thought the other guy won to fight. You know it's round by round. Yes, I understand that. So how would you score every round? Well, well, they had all, it's not just round for a round because. And then they add that up. They add that, okay, they add that up.

Yeah. So it's really like. No, no, no, no. But within the rounds, my question is, what do you get points for? Because obviously the pits, okay, I get to you get points for the hits. All right. So Strickland had 133 blows. And what's how you say his name, Chamarves or Chimiri or, you know what I mean?

The bearded guy, he got. I'm that Chimaif. Shemayev. Okay, so he got less hits, but he had nine takedowns. He had him on the ground for a certain number of time. Now, do you get, so what I'm saying is, do you get points for taking someone down? And do you get points for getting out of the takedown? And then I thought his punches were more significant.

Even though he got less punches, I thought he got better blows, you know? Yeah. The number one thing is damage, but you still have to take. The number one thing you get points for? Yeah, what they score on. Whoever has most damage. But still, if you score it round by round, one and four were definitely Hamza. Two and five were definitely Sean to me.

And then three, I thought, was super, super close. And that's how you have to look. But it is damage, like you say, I just think in rounds two and five. And it seems to be the consensus. They have, like, the MMA media. everybody was split. It was basically 50-50 Homs out first.

Oh, wow. Well, see, the thing is, what I was trying to figure out is so, you know, he was trying to do his patented wrestling, you know, he got him down. But, and by the way,

I was exhausted watching these guys grapple on the ground, Chris. Like it was, but then it was just one erotic angle where I was like, don't ever show that angle again. It was this close-up angle of, like him on top of him and I was like I think I've seen this porno you know what I mean like

yeah but but what I'm saying is that was so like they these men looked so tired by the time you know they got you know first round he was like I was like well what's happening is this like if you're not a fight person you could still see that this is exerting so much energy like what's more what what what do you think's more energy holding the guy down or trying to get out of it. Oh, try to get out of it. I know, but, but, but you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, stopping the guy from doing some sort of submission. Yeah, but there, yeah, no. Is that more energy than the guy, you're not, because, no, trying to get out is, is, is the most exhausting thing. Maybe the guy lost a fight on that one move where he tried to do something and then he just stopped and he was just

laying there for a second. Yeah, no, I think he lost a fight because of that. People broke that down and he kind of got rocked before that. Like he was, I think he was out of it. A couple, a little bit before Strickland rocked him. And he was kind of wobbly, went for a really bad take down, and then just went to his back. Yeah. Yeah. But that right there might have lost to fight from it. But just from my like novice looking at it,

I thought the champ, whatever, Chimiri, whatever, how you say his name? Chimayev. Chimayev. Chimayev. Chimayev, I thought he did enough to keep his title. I don't think that you take the title away from someone on a fight like that. I mean, that's not how it works. Yeah.

I think it should. Yeah, but that's like you could. You have to have some rules this guy. He's changing the whole rules of the fucking thing. I'm not changing the rules. It would have actually would have been better for him. And now.

They're going to probably have a rematch anyway. But I think it's better when you think that the guy going for the title got robbed than they have a rematch. When the guy takes the title from the guy and it's so close like this, you just kind of like, eh. But I tell you what, in the beginning of the fight, that guy's trickling, man.

He just looked like a, he looked like an imposing figure. Yeah, that dude is. You know what I mean? I was like, I don't know if this guy like going, that's why I was like, oh, this is why he's trying to grapple with him. Because I don't think he can go blow for blow with him. But then the second round comes out and they're just out there like boxing sort of. And I was like, oh, this is interesting too.

But then he still went for a take down. So that's why I thought he was, I thought he did better in the fight. Yeah. That's my. Why is NorCal where a lot of people train? I don't know. Speaking of which, I'm going to be in San Jose and Chrisley. com next weekend.

And this is not why I brought it up. but uh is it might have been you know under it all but why why is it norcal norcal and albuquerque right albuquerque's huge uh i feel like norkel might not be as big as it seems but like the ds brothers are out of there they rip it so hard they're always like 209 and stuff okay and then there's like i don't know there's people in san jose but that's not really norcal well if you're in san jose come come on over to my show uh if you're a fighter even too you know yeah but i'll also be in Canada this weekend and next

and then I'm going to be in D.C., Miami. Dude, I got a bunch of Nashville, I keep forgetting that one. We gotta figure out some Golden Hour Live around those. I'm gonna be in town for a little while

then I'm gonna be going on some road gigs with Matt Rife so. What's up with? I'll be around, guys. Wish up with your beard. Oh.

Beard guys. Nick's a beard guy. is sort of a beard guy. So I go get my haircut. We take Wolf. He gets his hair cut. By the way, we're potty training wolf right now.

So it's like living with a hobo. You know what I mean? Because he's just peeing everywhere. You know what I mean? It's a nightmare. I potty train a two-year-old. But anyways. Yeah.

So she shaves. The lady shaves me. I'm like, oh, I like this. I said, I wanted to shave it down a little bit more. So I get my shaver. I have my little thing on it. Thing falls off. Really?

Yeah. So I had this like, so I'm looking at, you know, so. That's funny. How did it? Dude, I'm staring at it for it. Because it's this new, it's this, I did this on this movie. I did, you know, behemoth, Pedro Pascal, it's going to be coming out. I, I, they say this is the best thing.

And when they were doing my thing, I was like, wow, this is great. But it has different. Yeah. It's a big, a big, you know. I hate these fucking things. Me too. But I just put, I was in a rush. I just, I just, I understand.

stupid went like this and then it just the thing jammed all the way down is really what happened it went like you know you know what I mean and so it wasn't even like I had a thing on it and I was like and I was like I wish I saw that bro but let me tell you something like if you have a beard like nix and you do that you're looking in the mirror for 10 minutes you know what I'm saying you're staring there for 10 minutes like this like what do I do how do I fix this right right right you know so then I was like oh fuck so then I had to shave it all off then I got I was going to leave the mustache? Yeah.

Fuck that up. Oh, that's you. Yeah, that was, at that point, I was like, I was on one at that point. Charges to the game. You just go to say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's that. So then I'm in, I was in North Carolina looking like a crazy person. Had good shows out there. Shout out to North Carolina, the, the Raleigh Improv. You know, but it was like Mother's Day weekend. So it was not, it wasn't packed,

but it was like people came out. You know, I had, even, I was their Mother's Day. You know, and all the people that came out, it was actually a really great time. I did um I got a new shaver uh because mine broke a while a while ago and i've just been letting it grow and i'm like mine in hotel rooms uh yeah yeah okay so i i i my favorite ones are the ones that you can this sounds weird and you'll probably not like this but are the ones where you can only plug it in oh no no i'm with you i don't like when you charge it and you and you and you can plug it in fuck off i want the one that the barber is you and you and and you can plug it in fuck off i want the one that the barber is you and you have where you plug it in and you turn it on yeah those are the best to me and i had one and it was awesome and then one day it just goes right and it broke and so i went on amazon i got another one and it's not a plug-in one so i got it and it works not as good but it's fucking neon green well the ones

that i the ones that i to suck my dick yeah but because everything's gone to usbc now yeah yeah yeah makes it like i don't like no i i know even the even the charged ones where it has some like like its own prioritized stupid plug it's all what do you fucking doing i want to be able to take my cell phone charger and plug this bitch it just stop it yeah yeah yeah just stop it

you're not cute you're fucking robbing us yeah stop it dude but i just like and even still i still don't always i i'll go like when i go on the road sometimes i go i don't i love going to road barbershops oh wow well that's a black thing. Yeah, I just go and I'd be like, yeah,

yeah, it's a hot black coming out. Pulled in there. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. That's like me in a fucking, a coffee shop I never heard of. I can't.

Oh, but those are great though. Yeah. When I go to a place, yeah, well, that's your white side. But I, it makes sense.

They need to have a mixed neighborhood where you could just literally do those barbershops and a nice hip coffee shop next to it. Right next door. Yeah. That's the business we should go into. You go, you go,

you go, hell yeah. And then you turn around and see the thing, you go, oh, what a delight. Yeah. No, but I love going to like a, like forget Starbucks, forget all that. I'm looking like, what's the, what's the place you got around here? And it'll be like, no matter where you are. I'm fucked up though, because I go, I, I always go to like, oh, okay, oh, you got a cute place?

I'm gone, right? I go and there's always a, I want it. You don't, now listen to me. I want it to be good. But there's a part of me where I just go. Go ahead and piss me off. Go ahead. Go ahead and piss me off.

Dude, you won't be this cute? You better know your shit. Okay? And if I take a sip and this shit is watered down or burnt, okay? I go, I fucking knew it, dude. I go, I knew it. And there's some sort of satisfaction in that. And what the fuck is wrong with me, bro?

I think you kind of understand it too. That's the worst. Why can't I just, I hope this is great like a woman. You know? Why can't I just be like a woman like that? Oh, I hope this is going to be great. Oh, get together? I hope this is going to be great.

I always go in and it was like, who is going to be here that I haven't thought about that's going to fucking be like this motherfucker's here. You know what I mean? It's going to go wrong, right? Ooh, I can't wait. Because then. Who's yelling now?

Who's passionate now? I know, I know. But because then I'm right. You know what I mean? No. I knew it was going to be. Hey, hey. Fuck that.

You know what? I want to be a woman. We are kind of. I know. I know. If I walk into a place and I'm like, I walk into a place and I'm like, okay. Yeah. Just give me some. I want to have tits and a pussy in those situations. So I go, oh, this is wonderful. This is going to be great. It's going to work out. I want to be a fucking woman, dude. I just, you don't want to go to a place and be outside, had this moment when you're outside. You don't want to be this guy all the time. Yeah. Okay. You know what I know. I know. I know.

He's just like, here we go. I know. Here we go. Then you go in and then like, you know, something happens and you just, nobody knows why you're doing this,

but you're like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everything looks great too. Pleasant. You have your whole family with you, the life you've always dreamed of.

I talk about this. I talk about this now. I even did it on the Byron Allen's thing, but I'm like, when the table's wobbling. No, I know. It could be something like that.

If I sit down at the table, and I'm like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's different wobbles. The first, this is the wobble I can't stand is when... Wow, this is a really... I'll go on comics unleashed and talk about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

When it's only you feel it, that's the one I can't stand. And you know, there's different wobbles? Yeah, there's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, because you go to your friend, you go, is this wobbling? And then they go, no. Right. And I'm like, this shit's wobble.

Come over here. Right, right, right. So then I'm thinking about it all. But the one that's, when it's like... Are we on the Titanic? Yeah. And then the person goes like, this you go hey it's table wobbling and they go like this yeah oh that's great and then they come

over with some napkins and a so you Jerry wrigging I can't have the wedge have a wedge for this I can't trust the kitchen right right this is how they fix in the table now you're talking my language bro so if they do it with the table I can't clean in the grill you're gonna make chicken for me fuck off dude I'm getting salmonella this is this is how I think now I go oh this place saying shit because they can't even fix the table. They can bring them with the napkins and they're fucking to do the and go, oh, so salmonella, huh? Oh, so? All right.

You think the iced tea machine has made the ice tea has been cleaned out? Yeah, I can't trust this, but this is the place I'm checking the forks. I agree. I can't say you pick up a fork and you see shit on it. You go, well, how do you? Yeah. There's a part of me that wants to leave. Well, yeah.

Right? But you don't leave. You don't leave. You don't leave. You don't leave. You don't know, but the thing is like you don't want to be. I hate you. Because you don't leave.

You come across like, I'm a dick all the time. So here's the fork. I'm handed a fork's dirty. And I got to be like, this. Yeah. This fork's guy. But that's, that's totally normal. I know, but there's a part of me that's like, well, if you're putting this on the table.

Yeah. No, I, I, that makes total sense what you're saying. Yeah. Someone with herpes. This was in their mouth. I wouldn't, you can't catch like that. But I wouldn't care. I wouldn't care.

When I looked it up. When I was a kid, I would be like, oh, my God. I heard you could get it all sorts of ways. And I'm like, is this real. Right, right. But the thing is it's like, it's like that's the, you don't want to be looking for negative. No, no, no, I know. I know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think where we both live. Yeah, yeah. We both live in purgatory. Oh, I know. I know. I know. I'm not going to be negative, but I know negativity is right there.

It's so close. It's so close. So you can like, I'm here. It's our dark passenger. Yeah. It's, yes. That's our dexter. Yeah.

Yeah. The fork? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're the coffee's in your hand.

You're like, ah, this is burnt. Why would you do this? Tonight's the night. Yeah. Yeah, man. I just,

I really, especially when you, you know, dude, especially when you're on the road. Well, I don't even, yeah. My thing is like,

I, like, here's one of those things for me is like, you know, you just got off a stupid flight. because all flights are stupid okay it's a stupid flight okay

all right you get to the hotel yeah you know no I'm already pissed you you already you deal with it differently I know because you have like

a travel guy so my thing is still I'm dealing with the club so this is the hotel the club uses every time right right the club uses this hotel yeah

okay unacceptable already unacceptable okay so you go I go yeah Griffin you know and they're just like oh yeah there's no

how about when they You remember that joke he used to have? No. Remember that old joke he used to have? Who? Me? Where I'd be like, what are they typing on the computer that take us so long? You have my reservation.

It's so annoying. You know, you can go to a hotel and they're just... Yeah, oh, right. Yes, now I don't remember the joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that's so annoying. But Chris, they go like this. After like five minutes, what's your laughing?

What's your laughing? Still funny. So my thing is. like I say this happens I go you know what's your name is too stupid then they know what are they typing before that yeah what are they making a dossier from Facebook like I don't get six three yeah he was one thing is like you know I'm coming I made a reservation it should be like this oh Griffin you're here click click keys I know I know I know I know no no but they're just okay I had to I don't know all right but when you go when you're going to a club and then they

they don't it's not ready or maybe they thought you were coming the night before, and you didn't come the night before, you come along, you remember me, you're on a red eye, and you can't, and then they're like,

yeah, so I said to say to people, the same thing, and say, you don't have a room for me? Oh, yeah, they did. I go,

I go, no, they don't, my thing is like, I always say this, doesn't the club use this thing every week? And they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, but I go,

but I'm at the point now in my life for I just go like this, give me a room, put my credit card down. Right, right, right, just give me a room, right, that I've been...

Well, here's what it is for me. I... Whether you like my stand-up or not, I'm really good at my job. Really good. Right. Okay? And I understand not everybody has their dream job.

Yeah. But be at least kind of good at your job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or make an effort to be good. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. No matter what the circumstance is. Yeah.

Because I remember one time, my flight was so delayed. I was, I had to go from the airport to the club. my bags in the green room and I had to go on stage. Right, right. First thing I said was like, I said to the crowd, guys,

guess what just happened to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, and I was like, I suggest you don't fuck with me today. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Disclaimer. I'm about to do these jokes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I do have a certain, like, amount of, like, I want to get things done. Man, that's just something I have, you know, I want to teach wolf this is like, follow through with your commitments. Yeah. I believe in that. Like, you know, no matter what the situation.

Yeah. You know, I don't think it should be, it has to be something serious for me to like cancel a show or like I. You know what I'm trying to say? Like, I just feel like. Yeah, I can't solve one show in my career. Follow through with your commitments, you know. I just, you know, get places on time. You know, uh, yeah.

You know what I mean? Those kinds of things I think are important, you know? Yeah, it's crazy to me even when comics are like, they're like, Hey, he's not here. You want to, can you go first? I'm like, what? Well, in L.A., though. In L.A., it's a little different.

Only because, like, the clubs are booking everybody. They'll fuck it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I get that. I get you. But sometimes you're like, why aren't they here? Yeah. I do.

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And it's like, this is annoying. You know what I mean? Like, oh, wow. You know, whatever with that shit. Like, I haven't even like, this, all this, like, Netflix is a joke stuff. I didn't even try to be a part of it. I just, I'm doing a couple shows. I did Matt show.

You know, and another than that. He's doing a Netflix one? Yeah, you did one at the comedy store, you know. You know, and it's just like, and there's so many people were here that you just kind of like, Oh, okay. Uh-huh. You know, you just, I went out of town. Here we are.

Right. Right. Right. But, yeah, man. But that's my whole, see, I'm at an age now where I don't think, I don't think that I should, I have to worry about whatever's going on with you when you're on the job. You know what I mean? Right.

So when you're on the job, I have an expectation of service. Sure, yeah. Yeah. So your politics, your gender, your physical handicaps, all that stuff that's going on with you, hey, look at me, I don't give a fuck. Right, right, right, right. Am I at your house? Am I at your house right now?

When you're on the job, do the job. Yeah, yeah. And my thing is like, my attitude I have right now has nothing to do with the fact that you're transgender. Oh, well, yeah. It has nothing to do with the fact that you're, you know, a woman or, you know, a woman. You're like, you know, you have... Even when they're Indian. If you have one leg, I don't...

Hot to it! Exactly. My thing is like, you know, I think you should give me... You know what it should be like? I thought of this last night. It should be like... Like when you're in the emergency exit row, okay? And they go, are you willing enable?

Then you go yes or no? Because if not, they're going to move you. Yeah. That's how it should be when I walk into a coffee shop. they should be like, are you willing and able to deal with my bullshit? Oh, wow. And then I could be like, yeah, that's funny. Yeah, I don't think I want to deal with that today.

And then I move on. My classic example, I talk about this on stage two is like when you go to a, let's say you go to a fancy steakhouse. It's an off night, like a Monday, Tuesday. Those are off nights for steakhouse, but they're still, they're open. Right. You sit down, you're about to spend $200, $300. It's one of those places.

But two waiters come over, one of them's got a red vest. It's the training waiter. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. This is Lisa. Lisa's training today. Sometimes I'm like this.

Huh. Can you put me in the get my shit right area? I don't even think of that. That's funny. You know, because my thing is like, maybe I don't want to deal with this today. Well, yeah, I bet you can say that. Maybe I don't want to be a part of the training today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, because what you're saying is you're saying she's training and might not go right. That's when you should go, are you willing and able? to deal with Lisa today. And I think that's fair. All I'm saying is I think it's fair to be like, do you mind going out, dealing with this? Because I hate when they put it on you.

Right, right, right, right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I, see, and there I am like, yeah, okay, yeah, look. Yeah, train them. Let's see how they fuck it up. Come on, let's go.

I want the dark passenger coming out. Oh, sometimes I'm like this. Oh, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, tell me all the specials. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not bringing out the right size. In German.

You know. Yeah, in German. No, but it's like, I just feel like sometimes you go to a place and like they got somebody there that this is like, oh, this is the situation. Yeah. My example was always like, it's like you go to a place and it's a dwarf and everything's on the top shelf. That's when you're like, oh, am I an asshole?

Right, right, right, right. You know what I'm saying? If we're out, this is what I can't stand. We're at a place. It's a dwarf. shit's up here. I'm an asshole when I look at my friend and go,

are you fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, I just want to... Right. What I'm saying is, I'm at this age now where it's like, I love...

Do you, you should have a job. I'm about you. What's up? Small bitch. Yeah, what's up? Bring a ladder. My thing is like, this has nothing to do with this.

Don't make it about that. Right, right. This is about bad customer service. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we live in this, like, sensitive society where I'm supposed to be like, you know, the woke friend will be there

look at you like right right right I'm like what are you talking about? Did you see that thing about the Met Gala where the I mean I don't even know

how many different the black disabled transgender model that was like at the MetGala and I mean I don't know sure but like literally like this

and like on in the thing and she's like you know talking about how many people like her doesn't get an opportunity on the runway and and she's like

it's a problem and I mean, it's a whole video of it. I know. I know. I know that face all day long to that. And it's like, my whole thing is, if you can't run, what are you doing on a run away?

Can we get a wheelway? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, man, it was, it was South Park. It was South Park. But yeah, but that's one of those where you go, that's one of those ones where you just go, okay, I'm going to step away from this. Yeah.

You know what I'm trying to say? Because we already know what everybody, He's thinking, yeah. But it's like, that's one of those ones where you just go, right, you know, it's like, this is not meant for that. It will be like, it will be like, it's like you're at a world-class restaurant and, you know, a person that can't cook is complaining that people that can't cook don't get opportunities.

Or the Wrestling Federation of Just Heads. There they go. Oh, they're kind of kissing. The wrestling mania is this? No, no, no, no, no. They're just heads and they're rolling. But I mean, at a certain point you go, okay, I get what you're saying, but like, you know, this is. Yeah, no, it's not for that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not. It just is, I don't know. You know, you just kind of like, okay, you know, all right, you know, and you just, that's one of those ones where you know what everybody's thinking. Yeah, it's like the guy taking. the guitar out at the party. You go, oh, fuck,

this is a party, not a fucking concert, you piece of shit. Yeah. You know? That's tough. This is not for that. Yeah, it's tough.

And you just want to go, okay, go ahead, go ahead. That's one of those ones you go ahead, go ahead. Right, right, right. And she's just like, yeah, she's going down the aisle. Yeah.

You're just like, all right, cool, cool, cool, and it's, and everybody sees it and everybody's sitting near. But your family can be proud of you. You know how you go to like a fashion. If you've seen a fashion show, there's always like people in the front row, and everybody in the front row's like oh my god oh my god

when that person comes down all of a sudden all the pictures stop oh man this when the selfies happened and everybody's just looking like this oh yeah wad wad you're not taking pictures it just do i have something in my teeth you just that's stupid but then imagine though imagine though that person's going down and then people are not taking pictures

and that person stops and gets on the soapbox on the runway right yeah i mean It's basically what turns. Yeah. Why aren't you guys doing what you do with everyone else? You're fucking prejudice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It's just kind of like, well, did you see the thing about, Anne Hathaway talking about, what is it? Oh, Deverebo's brought a two. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah, that was part of two. And she was like, it's just, you know,

we had traditional looking people and I was like, let's get some different bodies in here. It's like, oh, you hero, dude. First of all, you just got a bunch of people fired, you asshole. Yeah. You know what I mean? you know what I'm talking about right

and then it's like no but this is what happens this is what happens this is 20 years later of what I'm saying it's literally 20 years since the first Deverevolous product oh got it so what I'm saying is like

yeah so when you were hot and 20 oh right yeah everything was fine and you didn't care right yeah now you 40 and now you woke yeah I know I'm sorry also you don't actually believe that you're lying that's the thing

but I cannot stay I can't I this is why it's why people hate Hollywood dude besides all the fucking nefarious shit they're doing it's like you stop lying to everybody we know you fucking we know you know there's fat people and sometimes yeah this go ahead you see it Nick yeah oh you see it oh this no I have oh and by the way the way she's saying it is insufferable so when I came on the set and I saw that the models who were were very lovely, we're all a bit traditionally sized. I kind of went to the producers and was like, wouldn't it be great if there were just more bodies, more types of bodies? And they looked around and they said,

we're so annoyed at ourselves that we didn't notice that. They made the change in like two seconds. So I'll credit to them. So they're fired a bunch of people. No, first of all, no, they didn't. Well, they didn't what? I saw this movie. Oh, that's hilarious.

Yeah. Yeah. They did not. They're hot people yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it wasn't me on the runway.

Okay, that's another thing too So it's like So this is the part of it too Let's go Well, can we get some You know So the whole thing's just all lies So here's the thing you go

Oh so you have Beautiful skinny girls No we don't want them Let's get the beautiful Not so skinny girls Right It's still fat bitches at home We're like

They ain't representing me Right Right right right right right Like if you're gonna do it Do it Yeah yeah Put fucking uh the violator on there You know what I'm saying

If you go do it do it Let's get precious on there Walking the runway Right She did. What I'm saying is like their bullshit only goes to a certain point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That even they, it's like, this is not. So what's too ugly, bitch? Yeah. Nah, just tell us who would be too ugly. It's someone, right? That movie actually was pretty good. Whatever. First part of it was like, I was like, oh, I don't believe this.

But by the time I got into it, it was great, you know. It's just, what's her face? Merrill Streep is just. Not you great. What is that, what are those movies even about? Is there an actual devil character or no? Yeah, it's Merrill Streep. She's playing Anna Winter as like this really evil boss in the fashion industry.

Yeah. But she's not the devil. No. She does it great. I mean, I think she won an Oscar for that. I think she won an Oscar the first one. You know,

and she's like great. But what's funny in this movie is like they're trying to imply that like it's 20 years later. And like she's like HR has been called on her over the years. And she's like trying to be like, oh, I can't say that anymore. which I thought was kind of funny I guess but you know whatever man

whatever whatever I thought it was a very enjoyable movie so whatever I saw Michael too did you see it yeah it was awesome yeah but here's my thing I'm so glad you brought that up

I was gonna go see it I ended up going to see Project Hell Mary again instead of that wow because the reason is is because I lived through this

I lived through Michael Jackson so if they're not going to show anything. Like if it's not going to be like the untold story, if there's just a movie celebrating what he did, the real life was better. Yeah. You know what I mean?

And I'd rather go watch like, I rather go watch the real Motown 25. I'd rather go watch the, I'd just go watch the thriller video and the, in the Billy Jean video. And I rather just go see Michael Jackson do that. Sure, that, I didn't see it. But, uh,

and I think that's, because everybody that tells me about it is always like, you know, oh, this guy's doing a great job being Michael, but it's all like pleasant. trees. There's already. I think you'd be like, he did a great job. Like, I think you'd watch it and you'd be like, wow, he did awesome. I know, but that's like when you say a chick looks good for her age. You know what I mean? Should have been me. I should have fucking. I'm just saying, and I get that, but I really thought about it. And I was like, eh, I rather see something where I could go, nah, that didn't happen. I rather, I actually rather see the negative one just to be like, oh, this is like, you know, like somebody's like the untold story of the Michael. Like if his father's... Well, they've been making that for the past 25 years on a documentary. Right, right, right, right. That's what I'm saying.

So, uh, yeah. But if it's a celebration of Michael, I already celebrate him. I don't need to, like, watch somebody pretending to be Michael Jackson. Right. Because those are always hard. It's like any Michael George movie is terrible. I never want to see. I never.

I think biopic is my least favorite kind of movie I want to go see besides like something with Emma, uh, fucking, the movie Emma with the fucking, but unless it's like, unless it's old, oldie, like, like, I thought Jamie Fox I thought that was one of the best Didn't see it Oh but that's one of the best I understand

And it's probably great I just have no desire I don't you know And honestly though That's a great movie Ray is a great movie Yeah You know

So I'm trying to think of some other ones Like that A lot of times you're just kind of like Because you know what your first thought That person doesn't look like the person Well yeah You know that's your first thought You're like that was yeah

Or if it's something that takes A incredible skill That's why I'm saying anybody that plays Michael Jordan in a movie, I just, I, I, my, I cannot suspend my disbelief. Yeah. You know, because I'm always like, no, you're, I mean, unless they find some unknown, isn't that better though? Still. Like what they did with Michael? Yeah, I don't know.

But anyway, are they going to make, did they set it up for a sequel? Now, yeah, because it did so well. That's so funny. Because they cut off at like 1990, 88. But so the reason why they will, maybe the next one will be like that. Well, that's what I'm saying, because in the 90s stuff. is when he Yeah.

Like people were like Only kind of talking shit about him. Yeah. So what are they going to do? Yeah. There's, I mean, there's no way

they're going to put that in the movie. They're not. They wouldn't make it. The family wouldn't. There's no way. I don't know. You know, it's basically the same distance

from Ray coming out and from when Ray was the most popular to Michael and his peak. It's like 40 years. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah, because he was about to say,

like maybe someone from like longer ago like you liked Ray because of that reason but it was like the same distance. Yeah I know but the thing though is that but Ray I wasn't alive when Ray started. I only knew Michael Jackson as a weirdo from like when I was like five and he was like super weird so

like it was awesome. I like thinking of that Michael I went to I saw Michael Jackson live at Dodger Stadium yeah. That's interesting that's crazy wow. The victory tour so I remember I was a huge Michael Jackson fan. So I remember, you know, like I saw Motown 25.

I was in sixth grade. And the next day, kids were moonwalking all over the yard and everybody was talking about. So I live, what I'm saying is for me, I live through that in real time. So I don't want to see somebody hat, like not be what it was. Like, I remember when the thriller video came out and I was like, what the fuck is this? You know, the Billy Jean video, that first black president ever be on. MTV and that video was so like he was just a phenomenal dancer

phenomenal singer and and then like this showman that like you know he was bigger than life they were they were like premiering his videos on CBS and it you know it was like the new Michael Jackson video no one's that big no no and they never would be again like not like that

yeah you know what what is uh did you see the Bob Fosse thing that was pretty wild yeah yeah that was really wild actually did you see that no it up. They were like he was heavily influenced. And it's so funny

because somebody on threads said heavily influenced, he stole the whole fucking thing. And then somebody under that said, you stole this from Reddit. I mean, this is just, just,

this is pretty, pretty wild. I mean, that's, what's going on? That's before Michael Jackson. He's trying to seduce that child. This is a very weird scene. What?

I looked into the movie to allow the child to bite him so the, it's a young prince, can return. It's very weird. Oh, wow. But that's pretty wild. How old is this?

It's 1974, I think. So it was when Michael Jackson, it was before off the wall, is what everyone's saying. Yeah, 1974. Yeah. I know my history. So, you know. Yeah, but people can make anything be whatever they want to be. No, I know. I mean, you know.

I mean, he definitely used that. Oh, he was. He's moonwalking. Moonwalking was way before this. They did this in the 40s and 50s. They were the these tap dancers. Well, he's not moonwalking though. What I'm saying, though, is like, he does.

Yeah, yeah. No, but what I'm saying is like, they got, you can get that from, from many different places. Incan tribes. You know what I mean? There was like, that was like a. Stabbed that kid there. That's cool.

But I'm saying what the problem is like the way, like, it's the outfit and the whole, like, you know, That's not really moonwalking. My. This guy's doing a lot of like, you know, whatever that style is, I would say. My kids kind of dance like that. You know, yeah. But what they were showing it on that thing down below there. Yeah.

On that, you could see that this is not something, you know. It's like when people say, you know, dreadlocks or, you know. Right, right, right. You go, well, hey, look at these Vikings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, yeah. Find me a Viking named Daryl. Darrell.

Yeah, well, that's the name that I think of when I think of a traditional black name. Really? I think, or Eric. We should have do a poll.

Daryl? Daryl. Daryl? Nobody would white, a guy named Daryl? Jamal. Yeah, yeah, but that's hacky.

I think Daryl is, Jamal is for sure. But to me. But Hall and Oates. What? Isn't the guy's name Daryl? Oh, oh yeah. Damn.

Oh, yeah. Do the thing because I can't do it. Ha, ha, ha. All right, I'll be in Sanos. I'll be in Canada, Campbell River, wherever that is, and New Westminster, which is in Vancouver area, Las Vegas, Nashville, Utah. Go to Chrissley.com, get tickets. Thank you very much.

Yeah, that's me, you know, Calabasas. Oh, I'll be at the Grand Comedy Club in Encinano or whatever that is, Encino. Escondido at the end of the month. So come check me out there. And then, you know, September stuff. And then down, if you go to just my schedule part, oh, if you go down below there, where's the Matt Rife stuff? Oh, Claude.

Oh, you know what? Go back up to, I have to fix that. It's supposed to be on schedule. It's supposed to be down below there. That's, ooh. On schedule, go to schedule, let me see. Yeah, it's supposed to be, now it's not even sure. Oh, there.

It's supposed to be down below. Huh. I'm, I got to go fix that. I got to go fix that when I get home. Got to go talk to the employees. Yeah, I got to talk to my employee. You know, some screaming on my computer. See you guys later.

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