The Golden Hour - Chris D'Elia: The Peptide Prince? | #189

Episode Date: June 19, 2026

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Every time some craziness goes on with Rachel, I have to hit up this group chat to be like, hey, is this normal? Okay, so we're going on this trip, all right, and we don't have a travel stroller. So I said, Rachel handled a travel stroller. I'm looking at it. You know, and she goes, okay. And she's like, all right. So then she goes, I said, well, what did you do?

She goes, well, it was $200, she says. It was $200. And she goes, but I actually bought a couple of other things, but I'll return them. I try, I bought two or three. And then the travel stroller comes, and she goes, she goes, he's, he goes, travel shows here she says yeah it's a little bit more than I thought it was 800 so wait we're friends that shout sometimes we don't know what we're talking about but that won't stop us nothing can stop us oh I show you it's stronger you're ready to go we can't have your

normal bullshit today oh we're ready I was just thinking about how I'm ready You thinking about how you're ready? They got a good cold brew over at that place. Oh, really? Yeah, I would have got one for you, but you didn't ask for it. I wanted a steak, but you didn't come through. You want some of this scone? No, I'm good, thanks.

I mean, yes, but no, you know. I don't know. I don't eat. My sweets, if I don't really want something sweet, I won't eat it. But if I really want it, I will eat it. And right now, I'm chilling. Okay, question. Am I too low?

Oh, yeah, what's going on? I kind of like it down here. You lose some of steam? Yeah. It's okay. It looks okay. Is this okay? All right.

Do we look weird, though? What if that was the thing that saved our podcast and just propelled us up? Like, oh, man. He's in a better position now. Yeah. And also thanks to everybody for watching, listening and commenting and all the stuff that you do. We appreciate you. Yeah.

We have so much to talk about because I have so many things. We do, yeah. I was in Salt Lake City. How was it? Good. Were you home? Yeah, I've been home all June. I got to go to Miami.

When? Tomorrow. Oh, okay. Rachel's grandma. Next month. She's okay, but like it's like, and, you know, how many opportunities is she going to get to see? The wolf's named after her late husband. So it's like, you know.

Well, do you think that she'll be able to come to my shows next month? I'm just saying they're in. Oh, my God. She wants chrisley.com. But if, you know, if she doesn't, that's cool too. I'll be in D.C. I don't know if she's traveling. God, you're the worst.

Yeah, I'll be in D.C. and where? Louisville, Pittsburgh, Brea, Washington. Go to Chrisley.com. But my heart goes out to your, you know, grandmother and girlfriend. com. Maybe you could even put her on a list instead of going to be.

Yeah, I mean, sure. I guess. It's going to sell out, so maybe not. That's true. Well, yeah. I'll hold this stuff. Actually, yeah. I'll hold a spot for her.

So her, my 91-year-old grandmother-in-law, you want her to go to chrystalia.com. Slide some tickets over, honey. I don't know, man. But yeah, so no, that my heart goes out to her. That's, that's, you know, that's the shit that happens, right? I know. So did you watch UFC at the White House? No.

No. you know I had a show on on that when it was happening oh really which I was like oh no I didn't realize like I thought like literally everybody would be watching that spectacle you know what I mean but I you know people came to see me I don't I don't know what it I think it was like it wasn't sold out so maybe it would have been if it wasn't I don't know I don't know how that affects the world it seemed like everybody was talking about

and watching well I mean I think it's like just listen forget the politics of it. I'm not going to do. I don't care about that. This is weird. Oh, just everything that, just everything about it? Yeah, I just think everything about it is weird. I said because it's at the White House. Yeah. Politics aside or or not aside. Yeah. This is just it's really odd. My whole thing is and I said this on I finally I finally figured out how to say it on my podcast, but like it's so weird to see this and all. also be cheering it on while groceries are so expensive. Do you know what I'm saying?

My mind can't go past that, you know, I, look, is it awesome? Yeah, in the sense that the, the, that word awesome is, wow. Yeah. You know, like you, you see this, you go, wow. You know, you got on the White House. Well, that's the part about it. Yeah. The UFC is holding an event.

Yeah, the only thing missing was like the loser getting eaten by lions. It's pretty wild. Yeah. That's the only thing that was missing. It's just him, Trump going like this. I know. But I don't know.

Again, regardless of like, I'm not even, what if Obama had. Well, Obama, remember when he put the basketball hoop up? Okay, so it's like,

it's just all, I don't know what is like, what decorum, you know. and rightness of it or not. All I'm saying is like it was weird to have it there. But then too, the thing about it is everything becomes politicized because I saw a lot of people that went to this, like comics, famous comics.

But then like you see the comments that people were like, oh, I didn't know he was a Nazi. That's so stupid, dude. You know, and I'm like, what? That's so stupid. It's that the white. So every basketball team that wins a championship that goes to, they're all, this is the same? You know what I mean? It's stupid.

It was weird. It was weird. Oh, yeah, Napagazzi. Everyone turning on it because of that. That's so stupid, dude. Look, you can go to that thing for many different reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just because you go to the UFC at the White House doesn't mean, oh, man, Trump's my man, or anything.

It doesn't mean anything. Yeah, I don't know if it means anything. Yeah, it doesn't see somebody wearing yeasies and they're like, oh. You're not. Yeah, it's like, dude, no, I, that's, yeah, sure. But also, maybe if I'm not wearing. Easy's. So, so, so, but like, it's like that that's the kind of thing there that, that whatever you want to say right left. That's the kind of thing that the left has to stop doing, dude. Because that's the kind of thing where it's like, look, I can agree that that's weird to have to, to promote polymarket on, on the White House lawn and hired dudes fighting each other. That's weird. But the second you start getting mad because Napagazzi went, you lose me. I, I, I, I, You can go.

I don't get, you know, just because Shane Gillis went, or whatever, whoever, it doesn't mean they're a bad guy. There are good guys that went to this thing, you know, and it depends on what reason you're going for, right? I mean, I suppose. Well, I mean, I would think that the first reason should be, okay, let's say you, one, let's say you are a Nazi and you are, you know, you're just, you think Trump's your Lord and Savior, okay? Let's say that it is. Right. This is still a cool event. to go to regardless of that.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? That's not even the reason why you're going. You're not going to be like, ah, this, are we going to go support? No, you're like, oh, wow, there's a fight on the White House. I'll take a break from making lambshades out of skin.

You know what I'm going to go to this fun thing. You know what I mean? Like, at least, at least they're not doing that. Yeah, no, no. But it's just, it's so, but this whole thing is so silly. Is that dumb or was there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just silly that this

The whole thing is very, very silly. I mean, look, you know, take being a UFC fan aside. It's just, you know, I think, you know, look, and Dana White saying, yeah, let's do it. You know, look, Dana White say what you want about them. I mean, this is an insane thing to be like, you want me to do this on the White House lawn? Okay.

Like, I understand why Dana White, even politics aside would be like, Okay. Well, but I think, I don't, I don't know how it came about, but I kind of think it didn't happen like that. I don't think Trump, I don't know if this is true. I don't know how it came about, but I kind of think like anybody would ask that. Like, the NBA would be like, hey, can we play a game?

Yeah. Put a basketball court in front of the White House and do this. The answer is supposed to be no. Right. Right. Of course not. Yeah. What are you talking about?

This is a, no, you can't do that. We're at war right now. But this guy said yes. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I don't know how it came about either, but it is the weirdest thing. And it, you know, this is becoming like so over said at this point. But like, I mean, idiocry is like, it's wild, dude. It was Trump's idea.

Like, that's the crazy part. It's crazy. So, of course, this guy, that makes it even more like, wow, all right. Yeah, Dana, that was probably like, yeah, you know, what? Regardless of who the president is, The history and the, you know, the Americanness of it, if you want to go out and support that, then okay. But, you know, that's what I say, people do things for different reasons. Also, Dana White's a businessman, you know, so like.

Businessman. But the problem is, so is Trump. That's the thing. It's like when you're a businessman and you're the president and you're, you know, promoting all your companies or whatever, Eric Trump's companies. When you're out there on the White House law, and that's when it's like, it's weird. How about this now? And also they were Look, I'm not saying they're the same person

That were up in arms when Obama put the basketball hoop up But Is it AI? No, that's real. They did the college basketball and aircraft carriers before. Oh, that's cool. Yeah.

So it's similar. So it's similar. I mean, it's a lot different, but it's, yeah, it's similar. Yeah, this is like one of those things where you go, okay. Well, this is like if you're like, you know, a jet is coming in like,

wait, what? We got a land. Yeah, something's going on here. I got a land here, you know. I mean, I don't know. I'm trying to think if the UFC held an event on one of these things. It would seem way more palatable, yeah. But how about though the, but like, you know, when you go perform for the troops, I don't know if you've done that.

You know, but I have. And it's like, you know, you're not having. You're going to places. You're doing that. You're going to aircraft carriers. You're going to bases and stuff like that. And you're doing comedy. So it's like a, like.

And that is the government paying for it. where everybody says the UFC went out of pocket $60 million for the White House event. That's what they said. That's what they said, which very well may be true, which fine, but they didn't pay for all of it. It still cost a lot of money from, you know, they didn't pay for their security. They didn't pay for. Like, you know, there's a ton of stuff they didn't pay for that we did. And that, and that's wild.

Here's another one for you. So I know you guys saw what happened with SpaceX and now Elon Musk is a trillionaire. Thank God. We needed a trillionaire. But can I make just a simple point here? I see a lot of like, I saw a lot of posts about people being like, well,

I'm sure he's not going to, you know, do anything for, you know, humanity now. Like if he was responsible for all the poor people in the world. So I did this thought experiment. I went on to the AI and I asked to said, how many working people in the world like could afford to give $1 a month? Okay.

Okay. and the number was 2.5 billion. Okay. My point is this. If everybody cared about homeless and helping people, and all it would take is a dollar a month, $12 a year, and that would be $2.5 billion a year.

And it was an organization that was like, all we're going to do is feed the homeless. We're going to house people, I think it could get done. So what I'm saying is like there's, and that also proves something that there's so much money out there. Like the fact that California is like missing $24 billion for homeless or whatever it is, you know what I mean?

There's plenty of, like this thing right here. So there's plenty of money out there. Don't put it on one guy. Not that I support. You know what I mean? Look, he created something and it's valuable. So here we go. He is in his own head, at least.

I don't know the ins and outs of everything, and I don't know how to fix things, obviously. But, you know, whether you like Elon Musk or not, he thinks what he's doing is right. You know what I'm saying? And so he's, you know, he's done probably a lot of good for the world and also a lot of bad. But, you know, you try your best.

You hope the person is a good guy. I don't know if he is or not. But like, you know, just because you're a billionaire, or doesn't mean you need to give all your money away to charity. Yeah, I don't, I don't think that. I think that the thing is, you know, pay your taxes. I mean, it used to be like, well, he had a flex tech tweet a long time ago. He was like, hey, I paid $11 billion.

Sure, right, I know, but they don't all do that, is my point. Well, I mean, he may, but I don't know. Hey, regardless of that, I wonder how much money, like, you know, he says he's, his net worth is now a trillion dollars. Right, right. But, like, how much can he, like, could he go to the bank? How much money could he actually get it? You know what I don't know, yeah. Like, what is like, you know, can he go and be like, hey, can I get $100 billion in 20s?

Like, what can he get? Boy, isn't that crazy? I mean, I don't, this is the kind of money that you just, I don't even understand. I don't understand it either. I don't understand it. Yeah, I don't understand it either. What I don't understand is the need to keep going and building. I don't know.

No, no, no, but here's the thing. I don't know if it's about, okay, related to what we do, all right? Yeah. You know, it's like when you're coming up in. comedy. Are you trying to rise so you can make more money? Right. Or is that just a byproduct of like trying to. Well, yeah, it's part of it. I mean, I don't know. Ask Matt Rife. Like what, what's, you know. Well, that's what I'm trying. But that's what I'm saying. You keep going. You know, you keep going because you're still something to achieve. I understand. I get that. Like, you know, take a guy who's very successful like Matt Rife. Like, okay, he wants to do a movie. So he's got a movie coming out. So he wants to maybe write some or write a book. He wrote a book. He is a bestseller. Right. He did. But whatever it is. You know. But whatever it is. You know.

you know, he's obviously fine with money. He's got his place. He's got his own gym that he goes to work out. At what point is it, okay, uh, yeah, he's young. So like he wants to keep going.

What does he want to do? Like what does it go like that one? I know, but what you're, okay, so what I feel like you're saying is work for free. Well, no, no, because like,

look, I love what I do. I still love, I'm 46. I still love doing stand-up. right I want to do it do I want to do it as much as I do it now that I have kids I'd like to do it maybe a little less but I do it because it's my job I want my kids to have a good life I want to I want to continue to make money because I don't know when I'm going to want to actually stop

right right right and you know I I don't do I care do I do I really care about putting out another special honestly no I don't you know like as long I can shoot my clips and put them out there somewhere, which even if it's just my Instagram, people can go see it. So I don't really, I don't really know what's next. I don't really know what's next. I feel like I've done it all for what I want to do, you know? Okay, I guess what I'm saying is I don't know if that guy's motivation is to be the richest

guy in the world because he already was the richest guy in the world. I don't think that's the motive. I don't know if that's the motivation. Yeah, no. Like, if you could just keep, like, if you could keep doing something great, it's like, well, here's this other great thing I could do. I could do this. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. Well, I mean, literally then people are like, you could save the world and you're like, okay, I'm going to try and save the world, you know? Well, you would hope that that would be the thing. Sure. But, like, all I'm trying to say is it's not his responsibility. But he now has the kind of wealth where he could support like all the hospitals or do whatever he can.

came with school. He can do whatever he wants now. He does do some of that stuff. I don't know. But all I'm saying is like, it's not his responsibility to do that. And people should stop doing that because I've already, I'm telling you, we could all help. We just don't. You know, we all want our luxuries and our things that we have in our lives. I think everybody that complains about Elon Musk can look around our house and be like, I probably didn't need that. I probably could have given that to the local shelter or something. But no, we don't do that. We don't do that. We just, we just don't do that. I agree. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I, I mean. So I, I, I I don't know.

I mean, I just, it's just a trillion dollars, man. You know, that's like, wow. It is wild. It's wild. What is he like,

I mean? He could buy anything. Like, what can he not buy? Nothing. I mean, he could buy me. Yeah.

I'll go. He has the amount. Yeah. He can just, you know, one of those negotiations where they just slide them. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, you know, and you'd be like this. Yeah. Yeah. That reminds me of something else that I, I,

I saw, it's like, that guy won the powerball. Uh-huh. Okay, I don't know about this. Oh, okay. So this guy wins the Powerball. He got arrested because he hired a marching band to follow his ex to remind him,

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The pettiness. I was like, come on. Like, like the cops should understand. That is funny. bro right what would you do so my question is like and this is out to chat what a great thing to be arrested for yeah we you know what i'm in here for that be me what would you do like you know it's like you know it's like don't let's not make it our wives you know let's make it like you know we've all have we i know what x did i would do this this is what i would do that's so funny that is so annoying

okay first of all for how long was were they following her i mean i mean if it's an hour then you know as as an ex I'd be like that was well played you know what that's well played but but if it's two days you know I'll fucking call a cops fuck that he paid a band $12,000 plus lunch

to to trail her daily to trail her daily activities while performing a customized set list that included we are the champions and money money money hey hey hey hey hey yeah and a drumline only arrangement of guess who's rich now.

I don't even know that song. This dudes, obviously. I mean, what are you talking about, dude? Look, look, I wasn't harassing her. I was providing a live financial update. He's hilarious. If this is real, you know what? So disorderly conduct, yeah, and creating a public nuisance, sure.

I mean, I mean, but still. Hey, hey, hey, hey, worth it. Yeah, I mean, what, this guy's not going to, he's going to go to jail for six years. Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. I don't know. What would you? I mean, like, I don't know. It makes me a mind go, you know, what would you do? I mean, this is like some shit that that guy fucking reckless Ben would get arrested for.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's funny. I think it might be fake, but. Oh, boo. I don't care. Honestly, I don't care anymore. If something is fake and I believe it, it's real. I don't give a shit. At this point. Well, well, but even if it's fake, the concept of it is like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. If you have an ex, no, I'm just saying you have an ex who did some crazy stuff to you, broke up with you, cheated on you, whatever, breaks up with you. And then like a month later, you win the powerball. Yeah. And she called you a loser and all this kind of stuff, whatever. Yeah. You win the powerball.

Oh, man. Oh, no, I'm not a loser. I'm a winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just, you know. Yeah. Tell him, band. Hit it.

Yeah, I'd have one of those guys. I'd have an old British guy with like a. A scroll? Good idea. You know, knock on the door. Ding dong. Then she would come on. He would like, henceforth, you know.

You have dropped the ball. Officially. Yeah. You have to be like, oh my God. That's something else, too. Oh, here's another money thing. Well. Sometimes you, so much nonsense goes on in the world.

And when you find out it, you go, I can't believe that that happened. Did you know, do you even know who Tim Duncan is? Yeah, I do. Okay, did you know what happened to him? Spurs, right? Spurs? Yeah. Yeah. Did you know that his first wife cheated on him?

Okay. His kids were not his kids. Ooh, no, when did this happen? And then stole $250 million. And then he knew what was happening. And he like played it. I don't even know if this is true. Okay.

She transferred $280 million of his money. Move forward like it is true. Right, right, right, right. So the kids aren't his. Bro, that is, look, my kids are obviously mine because look at their eyebrows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, same with Wolf.

Yeah. But, man, that is the, that, that would, like, destroy me if I found out that. So, okay, so she cheated on him. Yeah. And got pregnant during him. Yeah.

And, and then kept going, too. Imagine you have the first kid and you go, well, I guess it's going to be okay. Right, okay. So, so, and then what's this long game? I don't know anything about this. What a long game was he was saying that he, like, he was gathering the evidence. And I don't understand.

Like, I wouldn't really wish I could see the official, like, you know, the official non-Wikipedia version. I understand. But what is the reason you're bringing this up because of the cheating and the how it's kids on this? And the money. Since we're talking about money, I'm just saying, like, imagine, like, you have $280 million. Like, you're not looking at your accounts. Like, every now and then you just kind of get an alert. I wouldn't.

I would think an alert. I would think an alert. would come on your phone huh yeah 280 million just got transferred to china or wherever the hell it was probably over time i guess right like i mean i don't know even still man well i don't know how much money he has i mean that's crazy what he had 280 million no no no no but i'm saying like well she was handling the money obviously yeah yeah but he he but you hear his voice talking about it you hear oh really yeah you hear him in this video that's a i oh it is voice but i think i think the story is what most people believe.

Right, right, right. It's not confirmed about the two kids not being his, but like, she's cheating on him and the divorce, like, I think it's mostly accurate in there, but the voice is not actually Timmy. Oh, that sucks. Got it. I thought, because I thought this was like, he was a interview he was

doing and he said, you know, but whatever. By the way, you know, shout out to Eric for sending two things that may not be real, but the fucking, and I'm fine with that. I don't care. I'll talk about it. I know, no, no, I understand. Look, this stuff does happen. So, what I want to know is though a fucking unk

is when you sent the picture of you flipping me off and the picture of whatever that fuck that was in the garage. Did you buy a mistake send me the picture of the garage thing? No no I was telling Nick I was working in my garage. Oh okay. I thought

he said so this I got and then he sent me this I thought he just mistakenly said that to and I go okay so I go onk oh gee. No no no no okay so I have an electric charger and What happened was the way they put it on the wall just in drywall. And it was, you know, that's a heavy, that's 15 pounds plus the cord. It was coming out of the wall. Oh, okay.

So I was like, how do I fix this? Oh, so you fixed it. So I fixed it myself. There you go. Went to Lowe's and I got there two pieces of wood. Oh, look at that. My stud finder. I got to paint, you know, and I'm going to paint, you know, and I'm going to paint it.

That's coming off. That's coming off. No, it's in there good. I got it into studs and I found here's the problem. The stud is you, bro. You did all this. Here's the problem is the plug is right there. That's why I had to keep it there.

Like I couldn't put this into the stud because of where the plug is so short. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby. Doing my little work in the yard. You don't even know what's going on in your yard, I'm sure. I know I have a fucking sprinkler problem. I'll tell you that much. Fucking sprinklers go on like they just want to. They just go on.

They just decide to go on. Is this, okay, you know what? I always ask it. I've been asking on stage, like, you know, when does get all? off my lawn kick in. Because you don't know when it happens. Well, well, so I feel like this is the kind of, I feel like you just pointed out something to me that like it, that just happens.

Me? What? That like, oh, I'm just on the internet now like, oh, look what happened. Oh. And then like somebody a little bit younger is like, hey, this is not real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, it's not. Right.

Right. You know, like the legitimacy, like, I'm like, oh, that sucks. Yeah. You know, I like, I want that lottery story to be. be real. That sucks if that's not real. It's like, oh, that's a fun thing. Oh, man. And that's, that's the, now I'm like, oh, shit, I'm old. Oh, by the way.

What? I have an update for you. What? Nick was there. I, I've, I've been doing this debate. Oh, oh, what? About, oh, you have. Yeah. What was it again?

Just about the, fat, fat. Yeah, fat girl at the club is like a, uh, uh, uh, did you add the part that you said. Yeah, you have to add that part. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, because this is what I say. I say, it's like me wearing a jersey to a Clipper game. I'm not playing. Yeah. I'm just supporting the team.

Right, right, right. It's funny. Where did you see it? I had the comedy store on Thursday. Was it, um, did it work? Is it working? Yeah, yeah, but I'm still, you know what? You figured out.

Didn't hear my tag, but. Oh, what was a tag? Uh, name five hot girls. Oh, yeah, that is funny. You should use that. But then it's like, people will be on Reddit and be like, Eric doesn't even come up with his own stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

But the... It was cool to see him try it after hearing it. That is cool, yeah. Yeah, I was just working. You know how I tried... You know how I did this too? I was saying, here's the thing that would happen. This is, I mean, because you're a comic, so you ever have this.

First of all, let me just say this. When you're doing a joke, guys, everyone out there, when a comics doing a joke, the intention is not to offend 95% at a time. For sure. Okay. If people do get offended, then sometimes it's like, okay, I take that on myself. Ooh, I didn't.

Yeah, sure. Maybe I didn't say that right. Yeah. But sometimes you're saying something and the response you're getting is kind of like, wait, why do you guys feel this way? Right. And where I'm going with this bit now is this how I started. I say, I do this preamble. Then I go, what I don't appreciate is that we have more empathy and understanding for fat women than we do for people aging.

Right. And I said, and I'll prove this to you later. Right. Then I start talking about aging and all the things are going on with aging, and everybody's laughing and laughing. You know, and I call that because you age out. Right. You know, like, you know, you can't wear certain things. You can't go to Coachella.

You age out. Then I say this, you can also fat out. Right. And the moment I say that, everybody clams up. Right. And I go, and there's the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Like they were just laughing for five, six, seven minutes about getting old and dying your hair. And you're not supposed to. to go to clubs and everybody's laughing at old guys. And all of a sudden, when you bring, like, my thing, they're making your point. You're making my point because my thing is like, you know, like to the other day, I added something to it too, is like, you have a birthday every year. You celebrate getting old. You don't celebrate getting fat.

Nobody's like, happy fat day, girl, you know, oh, it's my fat day month. I'm a, you know, we going to the buffet today. No, nobody does that. It's, you do that to yourself. So it sucks. You age out and fat out at the same time. Hey, I'm living that life. It's tough.

But don't act like one is better than the other. This sympathy we have for it is so crazy. Well, yeah, you do it because you do it to yourself. Yeah. It's not aging. It's not aging. You know, you have a source. It'd be like a, it'd be like a, you know, a earthquake.

Earthquake shakes and breaks down your whole house. But then you fall asleep with a cigarette. set your house on fire and people are like oh the person that set their house on fire right yeah yeah you have more sympathy right right right right no not not just basically don't be fat that's it i'm trying man no not you well you but like everybody nobody wants to be fat that's why all the fat people they're all skinny now because of ozempic it's like remember they all wanted to be body positive they positively didn't want to be fat i'll tell you that much yeah yeah Because they all took fucking Ozempic.

It's like gun to your head. You want to be fat. And, you know, nobody wants to. Fuck being positive. I don't know. Positively. But anyway, some point is I'm just giving you an update. I'm still working it out.

Yeah. It's going to be great. I just started doing. I love that stuff. I just started fucking injecting peptides, bro. Nice. Yeah. How's that going?

Oh, bro. It's fantastic. What you got RET? RET? No, I got BPC. And then I got, uh, CPG. Yeah, but you're doing it official, right? CJC, yeah.

Oh, I got a neighbor. CJC and Ilapeptrin or some shit. Hold on. It's good. This company, IRA, that I'm working with is, was like, you want to do it? And I was like, let me look into it. And I did. And they're legit.

We'll send Ira up my way. Yeah, I know. Oh, wow. Would you do it? Yeah. Really? Okay. I, my neighbor was talking about these peptides.

He's like, I'm in pet times, whatever. He's, you know, I can order it for you. But I was like, let me, I don't know if, I don't. what's your credentials? There's a lot of gray market. Yeah. For like the last two years, I've been hearing whisper about peptides and then trying to figure out what they are. Last couple months, I finally figured it out.

A lot of people get them from gray markets and then they try to test them. They take it someplace else and get it tested to make sure it's chill. But a lot of the gray markets can be bunk. Yeah, but this is, no, this is a legit company. A-I-R-A-I-R-A-Ira-R-A-Ira. And I'm, you know, working with them. They sent me stuff. B-P-C-157 and then C-J-C-IpMorlin.

And that's for muscle growth, lean muscle growth. And then the BPC is for recovery. So these are the ones I wanted to do, and they hooked me up. So you should check it out. But yeah, they, they, so I just started last week with the BPC, which is the recovery stuff. And then I just started the, I guess, lean muscle growth stuff yesterday. Oh, set me up, baby. So, yeah.

So, yeah, okay. Getting on a rowing machine. But it's, um, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, it's pretty, it's pretty, it's pretty, it's pretty like, you know, you feel like it's the future, you know, like this is, this is the future would be. It shouldn't be a, well, right. But, but, but the future would be. Well, I'll tell you what, though, this needle, it, it, it, genuine. I've never injected myself with anything, okay, ever. And I'm like, what does this feel like?

Will I even be able to do it? Like, it seems so counter, you know, why would I stab myself? But, you. Honestly, the first time I did it, I legitimately didn't even feel the needle going. Dude, I was, oh my God, this is so stupid. I was going to a place and they were telling me, hey, you should try this.

Well, let you try this for free. It was that kind of thing, right? So they sent me the thing and it was just a bunch of needles. Right. And I didn't realize that you were supposed to put. Oh, God. You were supposed to put the stuff in the needles. Yeah.

I was just air I was just going like this with the needle and it would be like what's going on oh my god and you wonder

why this guy fucking thinks fake shit is real but I stopped because I was like this isn't right then I realized where's the stuff

I realized I thought it was like how long did this happen for it was like a week I thought just poking air into him I feel great I thought it was like

pre yeah I get that so where was the stuff It didn't come or Rachel did something to it. This is unbelievable. You know, I said, Richard, where's the thing that came with this? And she was like, oh, I thought that that was, you know, whatever she's. The needles that they send are just in like a fucking zip lock.

Yeah. This dude just takes one out and puts it in. I thought it was preloaded. Okay. I think a lot of people assume it's like intravenous. Like, because you just stab it anywhere. Yeah. And like, I think most people think you got to.

find a vein and stick it in it. No. That freaked me out when I found that out. Dude, you put it anywhere. Yeah. I mean, people do it on my stomach when I've, you could do it anywhere, but, but I don't know. They said it's best in your stomach, so I just did that. It's, it's really weird. And I show my kids. I'm like, come here.

And then Billy, I was like, Billy, Billy and Calcombe was like, look, you want to see that? I do the thing. And Calvin says, no, I don't want to watch it, of course. And Billy's like, Ansi. And so I go, and I do it. And he goes, oh, I don't want to do it. And I was like, no, no, you don't have to. I'm not, you don't have to take peptides, Billy.

Yeah. We have to watch out, like he watches Rachel take all her vitamins. Yeah. He wants to do it. You know, I saw him grab the bottle and boom, boom, boom, and he was like, trying to like, I want to do it. I never had any, both kids never had that. I never had any, first of all, Calvin never, never put anything in his mouth.

Like, yo, he's babies, don't leave little things around. Calvin never put anything in his mouth, period. Not once. Wolf's the same way. Oh, really? Yeah, Wolf will even be like, he might see something he might even be like this.

He'll pick it up and be like, yeah. And I'm like, oh, that's great. But you hear these stories. You hear these things about be careful with cords and all this kind of stuff that they do.

He's just, he's just not like that. Like the gate, the gate to the stairs, Wolf closes it. Oh, that's cute. You know? That kind of thing. Your second one won't.

Right, right, right, right. Do you feel a difference in a week? In a week, I don't think so. I don't think so, no. But, but, um, probably because you're consistently, you're always working out.

So it's probably a slight thing that you, over time, you'll probably, right. They say it takes a few weeks, but yeah, I'm excited to see what happens, though, and feel,

feel what happens, honestly. He just walks in, Hey guys. Hi, guys. No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm off for it. You know, and I think, you know,

it's cool to try these ones and then we'll see what happens and, you know, if I pick other ones or what, but there's, there's crazy ones. There's ones that could, like, regrow your hair.

there's one you don't need that and then there's one that there's one where like you can tan that's Brendan was trying to get you on that he did oh did he said that because I'm pale what wait went here yeah we made it we made a clip about it it did pretty well he just kept saying there's peptide to make you black crisp you do chocolate drinks oh yeah and now it's if you google crystallia peptides that's what comes up yeah hell yeah bro golden hour hitting um I got to walkers yeah I don't know how many you can take, but I'll just take them all, bro. You know me.

Look, a comedian Chrissile does not own his line of peptides discussion surrounded Chrissley and a peptides stem from being heavily urged by his co-host on the golden era to try peptide therapies and anti-aging IVs. That's hilarious. AI, dude. Yeah, guys, Summer's here.

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Oh, oh. And it's the name of it. It's a horror movie. I've seen it, though. It's a horror movie. I forgot to write you back. And the name is men. Yeah.

Yeah. Just men. Right. Not evil men. Right. Not men of a certain type. No. Not, you know.

They changed it from all men to men. I just think. Like the men and then the poster has a woman on it. I mean. Oh my God. I saw it. Like this is, well, how was it? It was bad.

It wasn't good. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I don't, can I just. I actually don't remember. why they call it men, honestly. Because there's men. Well, no, no, no, obviously,

but I don't know what the reason is. I mean, it can't be all men are bad. I don't remember. But it was, AI, the synopsis. No, I get that. The message is like, and this is, I just think that. So you didn't see this? I didn't even want to watch it.

So I was like, oh, I get it. There's a woman being stuck. Okay, look, this is my thing, man. There's only two kinds of people in the world. Okay. Men? Mm-hmm. And women.

So the percentage of evil and bad that has been done in the world, it's going to be done by men or women. Right. If this was the animal community and possums were doing all the bad stuff, then you could be like, you know, you got to watch out for possums. There is a hard movie called possum, but yeah. You know what I mean, though? But it's like, I don't think this is a good message that's been going on in the last 10 years to make it out like this like because of because of idiotous, the idiot shit like you would rather be with a bear than a man. What's that? You've never seen that whole thing about would you rather be trapped with a bear or a man?

And so many women are like, oh, I'd rather be with a bear. Like the fact that that's a real thought is crazy. because if all of the if there's only men and women then the sum of all the good that has ever been done to has also been done by men or women

and it's like I just don't want to I just don't want my son grow up in a world where so many people think you're just inherently evil because you're a man and I think when they make movies like this it emphasizes that

you know what I mean maybe I'm reading too much into it but I just don't I just feel like that's a sign of what's been going on and it sucks well this is like this is like look whatever this i can't remember whatever this movie's about and look maybe the message of this movie is all men are bad maybe maybe the message is the exact opposite okay let's like if you haven't seen this movie you don't know right yeah but calling this man saver but calling this movie men and it's a horror movie

is the message yes so so that's like putting the UFC on the White House lawn. That's that that's that. You know what I'm saying? It's like it's like if you're going to put the UFC on the White House lawn, you're going to get fights on the lawn. You're going to get that guy that guy saying Michelle Obama is a man. Yeah. You know and it look is that the UFC's fault? Look no, that guy's an asshole for doing that. But that's the thing. That's the message though. And and that's kind of on the UFC White House. Like, you know, that's the guy's an asshole for doing that. But that's the guy's an asshole for doing that. But that's,

This is on that movie. Call it something else. You know what I'm saying? Maybe the message is that. Maybe it isn't. We don't know. But the message, because you see men and then some of the poster was a guy like this. And it's like, that's the message.

Most people are going to not see that movie and just see the poster. Yeah, I just, I don't know. Look, man, we should not be categorized by just that. because we all start like we're all human but obviously we're so different so then we're okay so then you have men and women okay but then men and women are different and then you have now you have religion and politics

and so many things you know what I mean I think we're I think we're closer to dog breeds than we realize you know like they're all dogs but you have like a Doberman Pinscher has a certain disposition and yeah I mean that's what it should be more like right right right right how about this

be called bad men. How about, yeah, exactly, sure. How about, um, uh, the, my friend made the movie horrible woman, a horrible woman. And this was hilarious because,

so he's the guy who made, um, uh, speak no evil, the movie I love. Oh. Okay, and I met him in Denmark.

Oh. And he came to my show. And we're, you know, buds now we text. But the, this dude made this movie. We should.

He writes with his brother. We should freaking zoom him. Yeah. wonder. Ask him. But, but so he, so we had coffee and hung out and all this shit and he came my show. But the,

this movie is hilarious because I saw this movie already and then I met him and we talked about it and he was like, yeah, this dude's the man. I love this dude. Because this guy made this movie and it was, and, and had it to sell when, right when Me Too popped off. It's 2017, you know And they were like Look, you got to change the title

Oh God, right, right, right And the movie's about this woman who makes this guy's life With these subtle moves It's really well done. The dude's a master filmmaker Yeah But he makes this guy's life a living hell, you know? Yeah.

And every guy watching is probably like this. Yeah. I know this. Yeah. So this guy's like, you know, I got so much pressure to like change the title and all that. And he was like, no, I don't want to do that. I'll just, you know, I want to leave it. So whoever wants it.

And stuck to his guns. And this movie came out. There was the initial backlash against it. But this dude, it's really regarded as like it split people. Like it's a very well-made movie. Can't argue it's not a well-made movie. It's very good. And this is the movie that kind of got him his start.

This kind of sucks when like, you know, it's like you make a movie. This happens so many times. There's a movie where there's like, say there's something happened. Yeah. There's a shooting. Yeah, yeah. And then they go, oh, we got to stop. We can't do this movie.

It'd be like you're making a meteorite movie. And then like a meteorite is about to hit Japan and destroy it. And you're like, as a movie filmmaker, you're like, my buddy Peter Berg, you know, that big director. Yeah. He had. a it was in pre-production, a huge movie coming out

called like Ladder 45 or something. And then I think 9-11 was the thing that had. Yeah, 9-11 happened. They just scrapped it. Yeah. Because it was like about guys and burning buildings

and trying to save people and they just go, never mind. It was all in pre-production. The script was all done. They had a cast. John Travolta. Oh, my God. It's crazy.

Oh, that sucks. I got to check this one out because I like this guy. Is there like a terrible? ending because he's he's a master at that no actually no it's just great it's great it's great it's really great this movie's great I've seen it twice

oh okay yeah you should reach out okay I will I actually just texted him today yeah reach out that would that be great talk about his new film she was asking for it you know let's take a break guys let's talk about Shopify Shopify

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Ritual. Yeah, I don't know if you guys seen it, but go ahead. We probably talked about it here. No, no, you know, I, I don't know what's in your algorithm, but one of my favorite things in an algorithm is when somebody has like a project they're doing. Yeah. And they're like, and the whole Instagram becomes like, hey, this is what we're doing. It can be good to bed. The bad version of it is that stupid couple I sit at you where they were like, we're, our best friend was cheated on it.

Is that real? It's either toxic or really bad acting. You know what I mean? But anyways, this guy, he bought a U-Haul truck and he's turning it into a house. The dude's so charismatic and so fun to watch him turn this U-Haul. He put solar panels on it. And it's like, you know, you're just following him. And it's just like, and I love this kind of stuff.

I mean, I love like, you know, somebody's like, I'm turning my garage into a whatever. Yeah, it's creative. Yeah. I mean, this guy does, he sees this and then puts. hangs his fucking thing up. That's exactly what happened. I started five days ago when I quit my job and bought this old U-Hull truck

because I've always wanted to build my dream home on wheels and take it all the way to the arts. Oh wow. So I put together all of my savings and after a lot of searching right vehicle. I'm super happy with it. He did it already? He's he's mid-processed.

Got it. This is the first video. Oh. The first thing I did was get to work cleaning out the cab. Thanks. Like if you skip forward to like one of the other videos. You can see like where he's at. Right, right.

I mean, it's just pretty interesting, the thing about this is, setting up the camera would be the most annoying part to me. Oh, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

You agree? I think about this with all bloggers. I think about it all the time, dude. It's like when he did the pouring out the coins, like he had to set that up. I don't, I'm, that has nothing to do with making the car.

I understand. It's just good storytelling. No, it's good. It's necessary and it makes it watchable. And the guy killed it. But for me, I'm like, now I got I gotta get a shot of me doing that.

Fuck all that. You know what's so funny? I wanted to do this for me putting that thing on the wall. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Guys, come with me. Bro, I was thinking about it. I was like, and my thought was like,

oh. No, I know. You don't even want to do for that. I got to put the camera. That's two shots. I could have done it where I went, went to, I'm going to fucking little Home Depot. I got my wood.

And here I'm him. I got my nails. Oh, I forgot the, the, the, I back at Home Depot, you know, I wanted to do it. And I just went, uh, multiple trips to Home Depot. Yeah, for two woods this big. Oh, shit, I only got one. And I'm gonna need to. So back to Lowe's we go.

Bro, it was like that. And I thought, you know, every step of the way, I thought, oh, this would have been a great video. Took a break, jerked off a little bit in my room. My wife was gone. Anyway, back to Lowe's. And then at the end, I tried. to get Wolf to hold the the drill. I said

Wolf, stand right there and hold the drill. So then he picks the drill up and I go and I go, all right, here we go. And once I do that, then he gets all embarrassed. I know, I know, I know. You know, and I was like, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I was like that on the set of Whitney. But yeah, I

now, now I'm going to get ignored in the hallway now. No, that's just a silly joke. No, but that's what happens. Guilty by associate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man. But yeah, I, uh, um, I, I don't know.

Yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't ever want to do those kinds of things. And I know, I know this. I know I should. I said just to Nick before we got here. I was like, I was like, you know, these kind of things happened. And I'm sure this guy doesn't even, this guy doesn't even know about anything. Just like, you wouldn't do something. Like, you wouldn't even know that, like, this thing, if you had an electric car,

this thing would be coming off the wall and you'd be like, what's going on? But then Kristen would be. in there like, you know, she'd be doing it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bro, you've got to see this wizard house. Well, we're going to come. We're going to set it up. We're going to set it up.

We're actually. We'll film it. Yeah, we'll film it. Hey, guys, come with me. I'm just going to pour stuff out for no reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude. Oh, oh.

No. I went over yesterday. The whole downstairs is done. Wow. She did it all, bro. I feel you. When this goes to Airbnb, man,

I'm trying to retire off this shit. I feel you. Expellerium. Retireiamis. Or whatever the fuck. I don't know. I don't know the, if I knew it, though, would be funnier. But I don't know it.

But you know it. Expelleriamis or something? No, don't even. I swear to God, I don't know. Hold on. Is it Expeleamus? Something like that. It doesn't even know.

All right. This is actually something you wouldn't even know about. I'm sure you don't even deal with. What? But I know you're incorporated, right? Yeah. You're your company. All right.

So I'm incorporated. Okay. My guy, I have a, one of these legal firms helps me out. Sure. You know, there's always forms and stuff you have to do for, so the guy hits me up. He's like, there's a new thing called Statement of Information. I don't know if you know about this. No, of course I don't.

Okay, exactly. This is what I said to Nick. He doesn't know anything about this. I have a feeling I'm going to have to call my business measure. I'm going to give him an earful, though. Okay. It's called statement of information. It's a new thing when you're incorporated.

Did you have to file? What's your address? your phone number, who's the charge of your company. Every year you have to follow the statement of information. So the guy hits me up like two years ago is when they started it. He's like, hey man, it's a new thing. If you don't do it, you get $250 fine. He goes, we'll do it for you.

We'll charge you $99 plus the fee for the thing. I go, cool. All right, two years later now, he hits me up the other day. He's like, hey, man, statement of information is due. We'll do it for you. $299 plus $30 fee. So I immediately go, what? In my mind, I go, let me just check this out.

Right. I go to my AI. I go, hey, how do you file statement of information? AI goes, yeah, you go to this website. It gives me the link. Just click this, find your corporation, pay the 20, make sure your information is correct, and pay the $25 fee. Wow.

I do that. Wow. Then I send a guy a message. And I say, hey, man, just so I clear with you. Right. You're charging me $290 plus $30 for me, instead of me going to this website, finding my thing, clicking this link in six minutes and pay $25.

Did it really take six minutes? Yeah. Okay. Then I say that I got good. Maybe it's a 10. Then I said after I said, this is what I said to him though. I said, I just need to know, what was the extra $5 for? $5 for what?

Because it's $25 fee and he charged, he was charging me 30. I don't even care about the $299. Why? That's why I wanted to ask him. Oh, okay. But he didn't get the sarcasm and what I was doing. Oh, okay, okay. I didn't either right there.

Okay. I get it now, yeah. Yeah, he's so, he's so stupid. He responded. Oh, wow. Oh, that extra $5 for a boom, boom. And I was like, oh, man. What's the $300 for?

He hasn't even got back to me because I wrote him back. I said, hey, man, it's like, do you want a customer for life? Right, right, right. I know, I know, I know. Or do you want to, like, nickel and dime for whatever? And I understand it's a business and maybe people don't want. But $300, bro? So I'm just saying people out there, if you're incorporated,

it. Make sure you check on stuff, you know, because they'll, they'll try to price out. You got to check on stuff. I've been, I've been like, you know, and I trust my guy, but it's just mistakes happen and you go, oh my God, are you fucking kidding me? I know. They got other clients. They got other, I know, but the thing is, it's like for something like that, that's the stuff. Like I get, if somebody's like doing your taxes and it's like, okay, I don't understand how doing my taxes works. Yeah, yeah. So you can, you're going to charge me $2,500 for that. And maybe that's outrageous. but I don't know how taxes Well also, also

Hopefully you're saving me more money Than you're yeah, sure Okay, so if you're even if you're okay So I get that But for that kind of stuff No that's yeah Where you know All you gotta do is go

Click yeah Well most people don't though Most people don't though Oh no no no no no no I understand Oh he knows He knows he knows He knows what he's doing Yeah that's kind of

That's scummy That's pretty shitty Yeah That's pretty shitty yeah You know That's scummy shit right there man Yeah You know, and on my, if I find out about something like that, I'm like, I genuinely want to know, like, is there something extra that I'm not doing that you're, that's making your workload pretty tough and what do, what do you what, that you have to do? What am I missing here? Like, that's how I would come at it. But see, I get that there are people like yourself that are just like, I don't want to go to this website and click this link and pay this $25.

it's worth $300 for you, then it's worth $300 for you. But I would argue most people, it's not worth it. I understand that. And that's why my public service announcement out there is like check in on this kind of stuff. But again, there are personality types. It's like I tell you, how many times have I told you about parking at the airport? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How easy it is. How easy it is. It's a one simple website. JSX, but that doesn't count. But yeah. This one simple website you go to and you could valet park. for cheaper than you do the thing. Yeah.

I even send him a video. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it just because I want to do it for content here. But what I'm saying to it was like, I get that that's your thing. I also, there is value in getting off the plane and not having to drive home, though. And there it is. Yeah.

There is value. I don't know if it's worth it. Right. Well, okay. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. But it would be like then the company saying to you, hey, we'll pick you up and drive me home. It's $1,200.

Right. And then you go, what? Yeah, no, that's not worth it. And you say, but hold on a second, I can get a Uber black that'll pick me up right here. Right. And it's going to be six times less. Right. That's the point I'm saying.

It's like, yeah. Like, I don't know. Well, people don't check. Especially rich people. They're like, all right. Look, we live in tough times right now. So I, but I get, I don't know if like screwing over your fellow man, you know, like, is it. Like, if you had kept it $99, I might have done it for the next five years.

Yeah, I know. Right, right. But he made it to a price where I had to go, let me check this. Right. And then to find out. He fucked with the wrong frugal man. What's frugal mean? I never know.

Cheap. Did I miss it? Yeah. You know frugal. You just want to hold on to your money. So I did it good. I said it right. You know what I mean?

Sparing. You fuck with the frugal man. Yeah. So I just, I don't know, man. I just, I feel like, you know. I need to be more frugal. It's tough. Yeah, you do need to be more frugal.

But I get, you know what, though? I'm not frugal about certain things. Well, yeah, bro. I mean, yeah, I get it. Oh, here's one for you. And I sent, oh, I love. Chris and our wives are in a group chat. And every time some craziness, this is hilarious.

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You know, and she goes, okay. And she's like, all right. So then she goes, I said, well, what did you do? she goes, well, it was $200, she says. It was $200. And she goes, but I actually bought a couple of other things, but I'll return them. I try, I bought two or three. And so then the travel stroller comes and she goes, she goes, the travel stroll here.

She says, yeah, it's a little bit more than I thought. It was $800. So wait, so when did she say this? 800. When did she say this, though? What, the what? Which part? That, oops, it was more than I thought.

When it got here. It got to the, it came. I'd like to know how she realized that. Oh. Yeah. She knew from jump. I know that. When she was buying it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When did you realize this? Yeah. And explain to me how this went down. It went down like this, man. I know how it went down. I don't know. I want her to tell me how it went down.

No, but it's like when I, it's like, you know when you ask them, you ask them, you go, hey, how much was that? Yeah. And they're just like, oh, it was. You know, it's never, this is how much I know my wife. If she said, if she doesn't answer right away, I know it was super expensive. I have a whole, I have a bit, you know how the bit I do about the Facebook Marketplace bench thing where I say, where I say, how, where's this bench? And she goes, oh, it's just 35 minutes away.

I go, don't do all the, oh, uh, uh, I, I, you know I'm going to be pissed off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm not sure. Oh, you're not sure. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, you, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to search for it.

Like you do travel stroller. You can't even find one. That's hilarious. Orbit. It's an orbit. You know what I mean? Because we have a lot of orbit stuff already. Yeah.

But I was like, oh my God. But don't worry. That looks good though. This is a, it's not that one. It's pretty legit. Which one's that one? $2,000, dude. Damn, that looks sick, though, huh?

Now I'm wondering. Put a fucking Mercedes- Now I'm wondering. Was it this? that's hilarious you know what I mean now I got to like I got a good check to it's probably one at ease yeah yeah yeah yeah that was good though yeah it's something like what makes one $2,000

I don't know I always I always think of that Brian Regan joke from fucking decades ago where he's like why are there fridge places where you can buy a fridge like he's like this one for $300 keeps your food cold this one $700

Keep your food cold And we have this one A thousand dollars Keep your food cold It's just like What is What are the perks here That you're getting?

I don't know But the one thing I'll say For Rachel Since she has her own UPS return business Yeah Yeah yeah I'm not

I'm not worried about it She needs to start On Instagram Come guys follow me I said return Return She should have fucking killer She'll make a shot her down

Or the company started to shut her down Yeah grade ever, but they bank on you. Not exactly. It's the same thing as fucking the $300 charge. You're like they're not going to do it. Well, it's just like when people do the like when they have that, what was it?

Like a rebate. This shows how old I am. No one does it anymore. That's true. But it was like a rebate thing where it'd be like you get $100 off if you fill out this thing and send it in. They used to do that all the time. And they just know people for the most part aren't going to do that.

Wow. You know? There's so many business models like that that that's a, like people's stupidity or their lack of. Laisiness. Like, you know what? That's why any subscription is like that. I know. Like so now the car washes do that.

Bro, I was just thinking about this, man. I was, I was like, I was getting something the other day and it was like, do you want to be a thing? You know, I'm like, oh my God. It was something horseshit. I'm like, a fucking course I don't want to be subscribed to the fucking. This is something. I buy once every nine years. You know what I mean?

Like, I can't remember what it was, but. But you know what they'll do? Like, this is what I'm saying. Car washes do this where they will, they can add, it doesn't matter how many car washes they say you can get. Yeah, yeah.

So they might say, you can wash your car a hundred times a month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not gonna. And it's $65 a month. And you get unlimited car washes. Yeah. They know you're only going to go once.

Well, what's that? Every two months. Yeah. It's like Planet Fitness, bro. Nobody's working out there. They're just fucking, what is it? Like $9 a year? I have a planet fitness.

There you go. I have to get rid of it. There you go. It's like nobody's going to cancel fucking something that's $9 a year when they're like, maybe I'll go and they're not going. There's a lot of that. Yeah. That's the, you know what I mean?

No. That's pretty wild, actually. I got to start a business like that. Yeah. What's the, we did? Golden Hour Patreon. Oh, it's not up for going on a paycheck. We do have a lot of extra stuff there.

Yeah, we're going to be continued this conversation. If you want to hear more from Chris and I about some other great topics, you got to come check us out. But first, make sure you go to Chris DeLea.com. Yeah, Denver, Pittsburgh. Some more European tours coming up, Washington, D.C. Yeah, oh, yo, I just found out I'm going to Paris. I'm going to do a show in Paris and they're done it. Oh, wow.

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