The Golden Hour - Chris’s War With United Airlines | The Golden Hour #100 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: October 4, 2024

The guys talk Erik's new national TV commercial for Turbo Tax, acting job stories, Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, Erik's experience at Skankfest, Tim Dillon's new show, the port workers strike, Chris' riveting standoff with United Airlines over lost baggage and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is a By the way guys check me out at the Arlington draft house this weekend Friday and Saturday

Friday and Saturday, Friday and Saturday, Arlington draft house. Come on out Virginia, Washington, DDC area, Arlington draft. Toronto, Sioux falls. Uh, I'll be Chris Lee. Oh, Alabama. I got a bunch of dates in Alabama. Go tide. Chris Lee, the roll tide. Right? Yeah. You're right. Eric acting different. Chris Lee.com. Eric acting different eyes on and Leah.com. Eric acting different now he's on a mainstream commercial man. Oh, you sound so old.

Acting different, dude. Mainstream commercial. Is that how you say it? I almost said national. I almost said national commercial. Eric's on a mainstream. Wait, wait, wait, what's the right to say? It's all over the tube these days.

I know. My mom texts me, she goes, Oh my God, I saw Eric on a commercial. I'm like, you're acting like he's 16 but live I was like mom Eric's ton of stuff. You know what else funny is like there is something magical about the TV Yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter no I know so many people have texted me being like broke great You know as if I just started my career to oh good job

No, you know no there's, maybe it's because, because you know, we're all over 40 here, but even when I saw on TV, I'm like, damn, good for Eric. Yeah, yeah, something about the TV, something about it. I see him Tuesday, I was like, damn, look at Eric, man.

Isn't it weird? And I know what's up. Friggin' Arsenio Hall texted me. But, I didn't see it on TV though, I just saw it on your thing. But you saw it on TV? Oh yeah, my mom texted me back, she's like, tell Eric we're so proud of him. Like, tell him. I'm saying, you saw it on your thing. You saw it on TV? Oh yeah my mom texted me about it she's like tell Eric we're so proud of him. You saw it on TV?

What were you watching? What do you watch on TV? ESPN, Sports and All. I was watching it during the CU Buff game. It came out. Which is the most watched game of it. It was a big deal. My mom texted me she's like go tell Eric we're so proud of him. That, yeah. It's a big deal. My mom texts me like, yeah, my mom texts me. She's like go tell Eric

We're so proud of him. That's funny. Mom, he's He's mid-50 Hey, not mid early 50. You know what I'm saying though. No, I know what you're saying. Wow, and that's why I'm correcting you Proud of him like he's some 18 year old. Wow. She saw he's got his first gig. Uh, I Wow, okay. I actually thought that back I thought that poster in the back was the Twin Towers getting the plane going into it says success I was like, what's the shit Neil Brennan directed this to oh, did he? Yeah

Who gets paid more you or the director? We do. No, really? Yeah Yeah, I wonder because he only gets paid once. Oh, and you get residuals. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is this, I said to him, when I started directing commercials, I'm a return to favor. Oh yeah. Yeah. Cause this is like even me. Cassidy or a TurboTax expert who charges me less, but gives me more. Sing it Adam. Hey tax pro she's been thinking twice.

Just believe TurboTax will beat your price. This is a tax kick up. It's time to move on. It took so long to film that. Really? Really? A little nonsense. That's funny, yeah. When I look at it I go, wow. And there's like so many different versions of it too, which is great because it counts as different versions.

Oh, nice. Oh, that's great. Yeah, yeah, there's a shortened version. But I know, I remember, so I'm doing the, I get the audition and I go, and then it was like immediate callback, you know? And I'm sitting there and I knew, I was like, oh, this isn't going well, because when the guy has to come out and say,

hey everybody for TurboTax, listen, when you go in, we're not doing the improv anymore, you know, I'm like, oh, it's been a rough day. Right, right, right. They're sick of this shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I can't stand when casting directors give like a read. Like, do it like this. I just go like this, hey, hey bro, you know why you're casting? Because you can't do this. Yeah. So let's not, I don't want to hear your rhyme reads. You know what I mean? See, but this guy was like, whatever. whatever and then but I hear him say I look and then Adam Devine's gonna come out And then I heard when I heard that I was like, oh, I'm gonna book this you didn't know Adam was in I did

Oh damn, I didn't know Adam was in it. But don't but I know when they saw me they were gonna be like, oh, yeah That's the guy. Yeah, because they can do work at Hawks for cheap. Yeah. Yeah That's all the comments are said Turbo tax brought us work at hogs for yeah cheap. Yeah. Yeah. That's all the comments are said Turbo tax brought us work at hogs So then when I was on set that the creative guys, you know, they were like In the back of the days I booked few commercials like when worker hogs that is height and I and the guys You know the ad guy secretly sit next to me at the set and he's like Yeah, man, when I saw it on there when I saw your thing. I was like, but it can go two ways, right?

It could be if turbo tax like how we don't want people right? Yeah, I can go you can either screw your but I went like this and then and then it was like then it was like I didn't know I didn't even know Neil was the director either. So I walk in he wasn't even there He was over by all the homies. You just hear you just hear his voice. So I walk in, he wasn't even there, he was over by Zoom. All the homies, Brandon. And you just hear his voice. So I just hear him go, he just goes, hey, Eric, it's Neil Brennan. You know, and then he just went into the thing.

And I was like, oh wow. I'm booking this. Yeah, yeah. All the homies directors? Daddy's in. Yeah. Oh, like you told me before, I was all stressed out. No, but you know what, I'll tell you guys a little thing,

though, I remember doing a commercial. And when I walked in, the director I'd worked with before. So when I walked in, I was like, oh, what's up, man? Boom, I was acting crazy. But then the guy was acting like he didn't even know me. What? Yeah. When was this?

This was a while ago. OK. But I'm going to tell you why. Is it twin? No, I tell you what, he said to me. This is twin. Yeah, no. He's hilarious. No, but the guy said to me later, he was like, yeah, man, you should never do that because as a director, you're always fighting with the ad people for who you want. And then the moment, the moment, like commercials are like weird because it's a bunch of people trying to justify their job.

And it's a lot of ad people who are not creative at all. Who are just kinda, cause then you'll come in with this outfit on, they'll say, yeah the ad people wanna see what you're wearing. And there's gonna be somebody that's gonna be like this, too yellow. I don't know if I like that yellow.

It's that kind of shit. So the guy was like, he's like, yeah you shouldn't do that. Cause then when he's like, I try to get you a job, they're like, of course he does. Yes. We don't like him. That's his boy, of course. So now I know.

Now I come in. Now I see a director I worked with, I come in, I just be like, you know. Oh, interesting. Wow. I didn't know that. Yeah, with them giving you notes, like creative notes, that's, you ever heard the story of Rogan when he quit acting?

Uh-uh. He was doing some audition. And they're like, why don't you try it like this? And he's like, oh, oh, I'm out. And just walked out. He just walked out? Yep. He was like's like, oh, oh, I'm out. And just walked out. He just walked out? Yep, he was like, I'm never acting again. I'm out.

Ha! They're like, why don't you try it like this? And to your point, he was like, no, you don't know what the fuck you're doing. He's like, I do. And he's like, oh, I'm out. You know what's so funny? I remember seeing Joe so long ago

when I first started at the Laugh Factory. He had hair, he wasn't as buff, and just the things he was talking about at the time, it's so crazy to see the evolution of where, it's wild to where he is now. Have you guys all seen this? Yeah. I haven't seen this. You haven't?

I don't think so. Oh, it's basically, basically. It's where he got the idea from basically. Yeah, gave us all jobs. Yeah. This is fucking awesome. Thank you, man. 2007, time to retouch.

This is the craziest thing ever. I just think how cool it is for some kid who just gets to come up, call up and talk to his favorite comedian on the air, look him right in the eyes. You're like, you just, you're connected. You're connected. It really is different, you know, than television. This is way better. It's like radio, but it's like television.

Well, not only that, there's not a corporate pressure. The thing that fucked up television, the thing that fucked up entertainment in general is money. So everybody has to say certain words, don't say certain words, don't bring up certain subjects. You can't just express yourself because you're expressing yourself to someone who's selling advertising space and that's all it is and that fucks up everything it cut to Rogan. Oh, oh, oh Riley He likes sleep Well, we're still pushing it but it's up to no, but I mean you make money you can turn it down though I got a lot of me. Yeah, he yeah, he can turn him down. Yeah exactly. Yeah, Tom Green

I mean Godfather man legend how I guys have you heard that weird? Justin Bieber song that's fake, right? Yeah weird Justin Bieber song that's fake right yeah yeah I don't know it sounds just like come on bro no it's fake I know but it's like why is that still out there I guess his people didn't really you gotta take this down laughs though it's got the ditty's getting so dark. I haven't, uh. And anyone that ever took a picture of him, they're like, look at him. I know.

He's at his office touching kids. I'm like, I don't know. It. Didn't know that's how it goes. That's obviously fake. I was in it for a new film. I get it. You know what I'm saying, it's like.

It cost me way more than my soul. Wasn't worth all the fortune and fame. I mean, it's so fake. All the girls have a work to say. Yeah, it doesn't, it's so fake. Yeah. It doesn't, it sounds like a robot. No, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's good, but it's, I heard that immediately. It was like this song about like loving you. Like if it was like my favorite comedian, you'd be like, Oh my God, this was great.

Um, no. That's myself at a ditty party. No, but uh, yeah, I haven't heard anything since the baby oil thing. I haven't been paying attention. Oh, there's so much stuff going on. Really? And by the way, let me shout out my buddy Paul.

Paul, cause he keeps hitting me up all the time. Guys, you guys were talking about, dude, you should look at this video and that video. You know, I'm like, okay dude, so you got your shout out. Leave me alone. Oh, oh. Yeah, it goes deep, man. It goes back to Kim Porter and how she was outing him

and then the whole thing came. But that, we knew about that. But really, what the feds got privy to all this Diddy darkness is some lady came asking, she had all these names, all this evidence, came to Diddy, I'm sure, you know, he's a billionaire, so they're going to sue him all the time. And she was like, Hey, if you don't give me 30 million, I'm going to release all this evidence. And Diddy's team, they're always getting sued. They're like, good, do your shot. And then she submitted it to his lawyers.

They're like, Oh shit, there's a ton of legit evidence. Really paid her 30 million. She tells everybody else else so then everybody else like yo where's my money and then the prosecution went hold on did he's a big ass name we can make money off this so then the fed they gave to the feds so if you would have just paid the 30 million and made that lady go away we probably don't hear about any of this well there's there's rumors that this guy like put hits out on people oh yeah i, I know. You know what I mean? The biggie stuff is dark. Loovbed.

Yeah. And then Jay-Z's getting dragged into it. The Jay-Z stuff, the Lea stuff. Well, how about like, they're trying to associate it with all of these people that, all these CEOs that have like quit, they're retired because they feel like, you know, that stuff's gonna come out.

Kevin Hart shut down all his vegan restaurants and everybody's equating it. It's like any news. Yes. I'm telling you, anyone with a single picture with Diddy, they're like, look at him. Dude, I saw this thing was, And I'm like, yeah.

Who's the guy, one of the, one of the guy, one of the, he's a big rapper. I can't remember his name right now. But he was like on either Ellen or Oprah with Diddy. And he was like, yeah, man, we, we were on his plane and, and it was awesome. And everyone's like, Oh, you know, it's like, you get to take a ride with them. Was it Travis Scott? This, this shit. No, it wasn't.

You're seeing when Travis Scott runs away? When dude's like, tell him what we gonna do man. Tell him how crazy he can go and he just takes off. Yeah, but now, if they were trying to do funny videos before, now it's not funny. Now it's like, turns into like, oh this is what's really happening. And he gets me too. I'm like, oh shit, look at that.

I know. French Montana? That's who it was. His dad though, isn't he? No. Not French Montana. Oh, no, no. You know what, you're thinking of John Gotti. He's me too. I'm like, oh shit. Look at that. I know French Montana, the name is so bad. Welcome to 40. I know. Well, no, no, I'll tell you what, he's 40. He's old.

Oh, at least. He's old. Yeah, but he started French. How was Gangfest? It was real good. So much fun, right? Yeah, so that's a great hang. Shout out to everybody that came.

It's just so, you know what it is? You walk around and you don't feel famous, you feel appreciated. Yep. You know? The fans are great. Yeah, you really do. The people come up and they'll be like,

oh, so many Golden Hour fans? Oh yeah. Some guy gets, hey man, I'm a Patreon subscriber. Can I take a picture and all that kind of, but you feel like they go, they feel ownership over you a little bit. They appreciate it. Yeah, because it's like, man, I've been listening

to a lot of shut-ins. This is their first time to come out and you get to see this person. You've been hearing talk for like two years or something like that. It's a great thing. Best Comedy Festival I've been to. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did you see, who'd they have open? ICP? Insane Clown Policy? I wasn't there for all that stuff. I don't know who was, you know, they had the day. You, Jeff Dye was there know who was, you know, they had the day. Jeff Dye was there, you know. You just, he was on a weird show.

He was on this show. There's some weird shows. No, no, a male comic goes up and he has to do comedy and then a panel of female comics decide if they would fuck him or not. Wow. Oh, Jeff could have spoken Portuguese and they're like, yeah, we're in.

But what's Sexier irony of it is that like can you even imagine doing it the other way? Oh my god I mean they'd be you'd be safe. You'd be safe at skank fest doing it the other way, but anywhere else Wow, yeah, that's So did they vote to fuck him? I Don't know how we gotta get a follow to info dude. You gotta stay for the whole thing. Well I'm sure, you know what I mean? Yeah, he could say anything like yeah.

He's a pretty good looking guy, he's tall. Handsome bastard. Yeah, yeah. Well other comics did it. Yeah, don't give us the handsome one. Who was the ugly dudes? I was there. Shane Gillis was there.

He doesn't have to do an act, we know already. I was like, why wasn't have to do an act, we know already. I was like, why wasn't I on that show? It was a lot of people. Well that's cool, yeah that's cool. There's in Vegas, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Tone Bell, you guys know Tone Bell? Yeah, yeah, of course. Tone Bell's, just what Tone Bell did. He's getting married, right? Oh he is? Okay, so then he had his friends there, and they had like the the we're for the group Oh, that's how that's like wait hold on you mixing it with the I say you're doing your bachelor party while you're working to birds one stone

bastard Yeah, he's right. No, I like it. I like that idea. I like that idea. So that was fun. There's another handsome dude tonebell Uh, they working too. I know. Well, yeah, of course. He said I mean, he's good. He's day working too. I know. Of course. I mean, he's good. It's crazy, though. Always on a show. That's the life I want. That's good, yeah.

He was on that movie, or whatever. He was in a movie. He was in that movie Jessica Alba, right? Yeah. I would do it sometimes. Which one? I don't know. These things on Netflix are like the biggest thing for two

days, dude. And then they go away. Tim Dillon's show debuted today, right? Yeah, did you watch it? No, but it looks like the perfect vehicle for him Oh, it's so good. It's like a Jerry Springer ish, but is it all It says unscripted. Yeah, which is perfect for Tim. Yeah, that's great. Yeah He's born for that. Let's take a break Take a little break man. It's not just the leaves turning gold There's a lot of gold on the line this frickin Saturday UFC 307 is back in Salt Lake City That elevation is gonna suck the air out of the room and the fighters but it's still me great fights

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Oh, the things on Netflix. Yeah, like I watched the Menendez thing. Then that was number one. And then I watched, and then whatever bumped it out, that Adam Brody, Kristen Bell, was that her name? Yeah, Kristen Bell. Movie was number one. And then tomorrow it's gonna be something else

It literally is in class for a day or two. Yeah, I got a good show for you to watch on Netflix What you may or may not like it chaos. Oh, yeah I saw the the thing of that. I didn't I did you think the amend as Okay, I have the whole thing about it. Did you see it? Yeah, man the whole thing. Yeah, okay The first four episodes were it's an old not. I know, I know the man does stuff. The first four episodes were not good to gay. Too gay. Yeah. Yeah. Too gay. It's not about cinnamon and cum. I think you mean it's distractingly gay.

It's distractingly gay. Yeah. My thing is by episode three I went- Nothing's too gay, but it can be distractingly gay from the killers. Too gay is fine if it's about gayness Yeah, but it's about murdering your parents. Ryan Murphy is gay. Okay, the show he's my favorite. He made glee. That's probably great It's too gay because it's too gay. Well, goers. Sachi was amazing. It's all about gay American Horror Story The horrors gay but like you know season American Horror Story. Horror is gay. Season 10 was super gay. I'm just saying the Menendez brothers,

it's about kids that murdered their parents. It doesn't need to be that gay. This is where you're off. Whoops. So the first four episodes, I'm like, it's too gay for this. And then the fifth episode happens, and it's that one shot of him explaining

The kid was incredible. Okay. He was so good. Did you watch it? I haven't watched so I didn't I thought the acting was over the top Ryan Murphy Sometimes the shit is over the top. I get it some purposes Okay, one of my favorite actors are Jim Carrey's over the top. But like, um, so the first four episodes I'm like, I don't know. Fifth episode, that one thing, I'm like, the balls on these dudes to just do this. And the guy was really good. He wasn't over the top. And then after that, Javier Bardem came in and that guy goes like this, let me tell you what show this is actually going to be. And he came into the show and made it a different thing. And it, it was so good.

Same dude. Javier Berta is so amazing. And the lawyer chick. She's great. She's great. I've seen the original people. Yeah. Spot on.

But, but man, is unbelievable. He's great. Um, but the, but this is why you fucked up. So too gay. Yes. But we all, the Mendez story, it's from the nineties. Everyone knows the Mendez story, but what you don't know is that abuse of why they killed the parents and that was the angle but I do know that no you don't

cuz you're stupid right I did know that stupid but here's the deal that's not gay no it was so fucked up no no it's okay no it's beyond that it's but we it's it's so beyond so so that beyond. So then let me tell you something. But that actually happened, Chris. That's why it's important that you get down with your gayness. That is important. It's not important to show them holding hands

on a raft in the pool with their fucking abs gleaming. Yes it is. That to me, I'm like. They're handsome boys? I know, it's distracting. Yes, it's distracting to gay. And by the way, welcome to episode 100 of the golden hour Yes

Thank you for being you know what? I want to thank all of you for your support You know, we had a lot of changes and transitions and we're here now And we're going strong and I appreciate all the support. Did you guys think we'd make it to 100? No. I didn't think about it. I didn't think about it, yeah. I figured we'd just keep on keeping on. These guys didn't even know they'd walk in.

Oh, what's this? I thought, I thought. Whose grandma's about to die? I thought Nick's grandma turned 100. I'm like, good for you, man. Oh, wow. Oh, that's sad. But you know, that bummed me out.

My only thing, I agree, it was over the top. But because the narrative on that, it's so fucked up. The abuse those kids endured that their trial was two years. It was a hung jury for two years. Finally, they found a goddamn jury to convict them. But when you find out the horrible abuse they went through, there should be a retrial. They should be out of prison.

Well, I think what the argument is is they should have. Oh, really, you think they're innocent? No, they're not innocent. They killed them. No, for a fact, they killed them. This is what should have happened. The dad was gonna kill them. This is what, this is what.

Hey, double up. Yeah, okay, look, this is the thing. They got life for premeditated murder premeditated murder right without chance of Pearl it There the argument the very strong argument was It was manslaughter because they thought their life was in danger. They were being molested They thought their dad was gonna kill them the dad said he's manslaughter is 22 years. They'd be out for 11 years, correct? Also, there's more evidence. They know they did it did it they feel bad they're like we killed our parents we shouldn't have done that but also there's more evidence now that they

didn't have back then because the dad managed bands and one of the band members like yeah we know for a fact cuz he molested me if that if that dad stuff if that that stuff is even one-tenth true that is that's bonkers dude they should they should do time for the way they killed their parents But and then their time the dad should have been put to death because I shot in the face I know well you did get I know I know I'm saying I'm saying whether or not just did it Yeah, it's fucked up. Yeah Mnuto do you know when I think I think you fucked Ricky Martin probably what I think Ricky Martin fucked him

What I think of the Menendez brothers, all I can think of is Cable Guy. Oh yeah. Oh, thanks so much. And he's still going, they were Asians. They were Asians. Me too. They were Asians.

They were Asians. Because he was like, because at the time, that was like the way of being like, this is how you couldn't possibly be, right? But now, you at the time that was like the way of being like it couldn't the you it would this is how You like couldn't possibly be right, but now you couldn't do that now No, no, then the Asian community would come out Asian hate But how about my manager Lex went to Beverly Hills High School with him? Oh, because when I text the group my who checked on men that mendez docking goes fuck those guys

They were scumbags in high school. Well, they were obviously I went I went hold on time about two victims here Okay, there were obviously lunatics, but it's just how could you not be if you grow up like that? How could you not be do my one of my favorite scenes the brother with it cleanest to pay in the prison You either listen You have childhood abuse You either listen you have childhood abuse you're either gonna kill your parents and end up in jail or you're gonna become Michael Jackson or or and your own do

slew her side you know or a school shooter I'm just saying let's get killed somebody somebody's getting killed or you're getting saying. There's no middle ground. Or a good fighter. Or a good fighter. They just go like this. Yeah. Fuck it. Hee hee. Like that.

It was one of the other crazy. Man, I really had to sell that to make it work. And I thought I was gonna bomb. Great. I enjoyed it. You did it. For episode 100, good job. Coming in strong.

You bringing out the guns for episode. But I wonder if they're gonna get a retrial. No. No, I don't know. Because this got, you don't, oh, but you know. The thing, the reason why. In 2024, it's so woke. the guns but I wonder if they're gonna get a retrial now this guy's your object the thing the reason I'm 24 it's so woke but the reason why it made I got reignited and everything they may sort of make documentaries again is because it blew up on tick-tock you know your shit man bro you just called him stupid yeah yeah exactly you that's wait this is crazy wait was that in I saw that was that that wasn't in part of and then more that's. Wait, this is crazy. Wait, was that in? I saw that.

Was that, that wasn't in part of the show though. That's a real card. Yeah. I was gonna ask if it was, they said it in the show. No, they didn't. So, but this is after they killed their parents. That makes that card super valuable. They went on a spending spree.

So it's good. So it's good. Look, Ryan Murphy's great. He really is great. American Horror Story, top three. The OJ thing was terrible. The OJ one was was was terrible your show off Cuba good good Cuba good and junior wasn't a good

OJ didn't look like him at all so that's not his fault that's not Kubits fault well it is it's his face right but no it's not his fault because he got cast you take a role yeah it's not his fault yeah but don't cast me as Barbie I'm gonna hundred percent I'm gonna do it yeah he's can of I'm gonna have an issue with that I would have an issue too, but I'm gonna be like they booked me. I got an issue too. Guess I'm making this fucking money, dude Hey, dude, I shouldn't be oh, you know, I shouldn't be playing fucking Barbie, but I'm give me that pink top I'm making this fucking money. I thought oh, J was great Give me that pink top. I'm making this fucking money.

I thought OJ was great. OJ's by far the best documentary on OJ. Yeah. But we're talking about Ryan Murphy. Shit. But that, that, that, yes, yes. But the Ryan Murphy, I think the best guys take big swings. They either kill it or they don't, at least in my opinion, I think the Versace one's the best one. The Versace one he did is the best. I think the first three seasons of Glee is his best work. Right, well Glee was a huge hit, but that goes into my-

We know. He's so gay. He's so gay, that's about a gay thing. No, no, no, it's not. I get- Here we go. No, no, no. Wait a minute. Glee purist.

I am a Glee purist. The first three seasons of Glee- Were you on me? No, I wish. The first three seasons of Glee, it was not gay. There was Christopher Cofer, the guy, he was gay. It's called Glee.

But he was like a funny. I know, why is he like that? He was funny, okay, he was funny. But then it turned into an after school special after that. Okay. Then it became all about like, you know, the football player's gay and you know, and then it's like when you go,

oh, you hit me over the head with this. Ryan Murphy's like, when this becomes a hit, just wait, dude, we'll see. see everyone's gay everyone's gay in every Ryan Murphy show no such a Oh his biggest things American Horror Story that's a horror show dude there's there's already established at horror there's 12 seasons horror is the gayest thing there is why him, to him Michael Myers is gay. Oh, hello Dracula. Dude, it's all gay. There's no Dracula. Boo, it's all gay.

Boo. Boo. Ah! Fucking running and get, you know. Ghost? Do you think about? Ghost or gay? Boo.

What's gayer than that? Boo, bro. Oh, maybe I'm a gay man then. Because I love it. Possessed? Going inside someone But my point is Frankenstein gay her coach was gay because whoopie was the one actually the one hugging and kissing Demi Moore Ahead of its time

And then and then when they were doing the when they were making the thing when oh yeah the big cock oh Domers his best thing. So Dahmer, I, okay, so Dahmer- That's what you say, dude. So gay. Super gay. Super gay, he is, dude. But Dahmer was-

In his defense. Yeah. But Dahmer was straight up gay, though. Yes. So it's different for me. Greatest serial killer of all time, because he was killing other men. No, no, no, but wait, wait, wait, wait,

hold on, hold on a second, though. But to Chris's point is this. No, but. You know how hard that is to do? Black guys at that, really hard. So athletic. Short twitch muscles. So athletic.

Man, they'll fucking run away. Way harder to hold down. Hit you hard, kill you. I'm just saying there's an argument. But when you're talking about something. The only thing hard to be, if you just killed Croatians and that's way too hard. Did serial killer Croatians?

They're like wrestling a tree, go ahead. I'm just saying this, Dahmer. He didn't have tongue? Dahmer was, but no, the thing is that he'll make something gay that you're saying is not supposed to be gay. Right. Like Dahmer, Dahmer's gay. Should be.

He should be gay. The problem is with you is like, the Menendez brothers story is gay. It's a little gay. Look, it's why I came around and loved it, it's why I came around and loved it. It's why I came around and came around and loved it, because it there there are gay elements for sure in the Menendez thing. Versace like Versace like he should just make the Richard Simmons story.

It will be the best thing I've ever seen in my life. It's going to be a lifetime. So it's going to be a little gay. Ryan Murphy's great. The the the Donner. So I didn't watch Domber yet. I'm four episodes, five episodes into Domber. Now I just started watching it. Oh, you haven't finished The Domber's.

I mean, for a guy who's into serial killer, it is the pinnacle of serial killer shows. You know what? Really? I think Man Hunter is better. Oh, Mind Hunter? Mind Hunter, sorry. Mind Hunter.

Mind Hunter is great. I think Mind Hunter is better than Dom mind hunter mine hunters. That's great Mine hunter is better than a father. Yeah Yeah, they would dive more into the series cuz kept teasing BTK and Charles man. Well, they didn't want to get to know He didn't want to finish it. I know whatever happened which is some ho shit, which is really infuriating What that they yeah that it just stops because they were gonna get into that We kept teasing BTK and they just don't get to him. Is this boring? No. No? Okay.

BTK, I said then we'll keep going. And usually I don't like it when you guys talk about this. Okay, so, Mindhunter. Mindhunter is really good. They were gonna do fucking, he was like, I could do 10, 14 seasons of this. That's what David Fitcher said and then all of a sudden they're not doing it

because I guess it's too expensive or something. He said, no, he said it's too much work, I guess. Well, whatever. Well, he had whatever he wanted to do but they're not doing it because I guess it's too expensive or something. He said no, he said it's too much work I guess. Well whatever. He had whatever he wanted to do but they're not doing it because of him. But the thing is like what I'm saying is like the people that they got to play the serial killer. Oh spot on. Which one? In the mind hunter one? Yeah dude. Spot on. The dude playing, the guy playing Manson. I was like this guy is like. I don't even remember that one. I remember the Ed Kemper one. Ed Kem Kemper. Yeah, just like him. That guy's huge Wait, so let's talk about the BDK guy was the Domber thing is crazy because the the real Domber thing not the show

but the show's good, but the Domber thing is crazy because It's like they basically he got away with it because he's gay because the cops would be like oh, it's just a gay guy You know I mean, they're like we don't touch them. We don't get it. It's just so weird old school It's so weird. They're like oh the gay dude one of the guys he drills in his head. He's bleeding out of his head Yeah, I know cops catch on like he's my boyfriend aids and they get send him back to him Yeah, that is just crazy that And Dahmer wanted to get caught. He's like, you guys got to kill him. I know.

I can't stop. I know. That's why I said his is horrific, the things that he did. But like the clown guy's way worse. Dude. You want me? The clown guy's way worse. The clown guy is just...

Yeah. You guys are white belts. Listen, so you know he didn't kill anybody dressed as a clown that was previous People buried under his house, but you didn't do it as a clown so what that's your problem. Yeah Was way before this guy's like what cut to him being like it's too clowny He's a Democrat to kill the Use a Democrat look it up in Chicago is powerful. No he yeah, he was that guy was That guy was that guy was oh my those are the ones who strangled those are the ones

I think I think same with think same with BTK. BTK is the worst cause he killed kids. No, that's like also we do have a family. John Gacy killed kids. No he didn't. There were 15, his- 15, there were 15! No, hold on, BTK killed like two and three year olds

in front of their parents and then killed them and made the sister and brother watch. That's okay. Educate yourself. No, I know that, but you can't, I knew that, but still. This motherfucker thinks he's going to be on murder jeopardy. You know what I mean? Why would?

Crush it. Why don't you have a murder podcast? Yeah, it's so dark, man. Sometimes I have to cleanse my palate with glee. I know, sometimes it is too much. You're watching these things. I fall asleep to Dahmer. Yeah, I know, sometimes it is too much. You're watching these things. I fall asleep to Dom. Yeah, I know, yeah.

But my wife wants to watch it sometimes, and I'm just like, oh. And I like it. It's good. It's interesting, but it's like. I can only do it if they're not killing kids. I won't touch BTK. Richard Ramirez, I'm all in on.

And he was killing around here. That's interesting. But this is everybody. This is stupid. Psychologist warns it's a major red flag if you relax by enjoying true crime stories I mean I think well that's how I wanted every dude it's so big everybody watches this shit now I do but I would know say I relax by watching nobody but I'm saying so but do you prefer on the TV now that's all I'm going to say. When you get home, that's how you go home.

This is Brendan. Yeah, but I don't know, but do you prefer, so like you have Dahmer, the show. Yeah. I don't know if I think I preferred the, the tapes over the show. Well, I like both of them if I think I preferred the tapes Over the show. Well, I like both of them. I know I get it. But what I'm saying they can't do it Tell me I don't like it. I hear you there when I'd rather we know they're embellishing and that guy I don't like that either. You want me to ruin Dahmer for you? So you're the the neighbor the black neighbor That's already know she didn't live. I know didn't live there dude. She lived across the fucking street another building I did by the way, by the way, by the way, I told you that earlier

I don't know but by the way, thank goodness because how crazy would that be for in real life? Like like nobody like you know, you're you're like think of his real neighbors. Well, that's that's what I'm saying. Talk to them That's the thing that I didn't like why fuck that lady across the street What why is the lady across the street even part of the story because she called the cops? She's so nosy. Right. Yeah. You can't be having that up in here.

I wonder why they didn't keep her across the street in the show. Cause it's better. It's better, next door. But it's, it, I actually have a problem. She smells the rotting bodies. I have a problem with it. You should.

Because it's like, it's too. It's already crazy. Off, yeah but that woman would be like you you wouldn't let it go it's so it's like the problem is if she's across the street but if across the street she stayed on you would be like as a viewer I'm like all right well I guess maybe it doesn't smell that bad it's like dude it's in your place and it smells so bad you'd move you did it's just it's a little much I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just-

Well, but the point though is that he still actually had neighbors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, true, true, true. That's a good point. It wasn't like he was like, you know- That's a good point, yeah. Yeah, he was living by himself. Yeah, he had neighbors, so it was like, you know.

But you know, it's like one of these kinds of things where like, who wants to say anything? I wouldn't, like if I was Dahmer's neighbor, and like, you know you smelled shit, or you heard some shit. Yeah. And like you say, how the cop said, well, and like you know you smelled shit and you heard some shit Yeah, and like you say how the cop said was like, you know, he's gay. Right? So you're listening to like That's fucking gay So you don't want to you don't want to like come out now and be like, yeah.

It's the same way that no one from the Intercontinental Hotel can even be contacted. So many syllables. For what do you mean, for what? For the Diddy thing. Like whoever he bought the tape from. The hotel has since been changed ownership and nobody, like, they don't even know,

you know what I mean? Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Like who wants to be the one to be like, yeah. The Dombra apartments they knocked down. Yeah. Bulldoze down. It's like a part nine. So this is why I, so think about. Is Gacy's house still? Think about, no.

So think about. I don't know. No, it's not. Think about. They're not doing like the workaholics house where they do tours. The Manson Murders, that house is like 15 mil now. I mean, it's redone, but it's still there and the one Topanga still there think about think about the think of

Something sometimes I lose like sight and perspective about the fact that All this stuff. I know all this stuff happened. Okay, you know that Dahmer killed a bunch of people and Gacy killed a bunch of people. And then there's a thing that you can do where it's like, where you really think about it and you actually feel that it happened. Do you understand what I'm saying? Like you can feel the feeling of it.

And then you go even further and you're like, this was a real room that people were in where Dahmer killed a guy, cut him up, and this guy was scared and this was a real moment in real life and then you think like I've never had anything like that in my life happen I've never experienced anything like that and the fact that people experience this and and and it actually happened dude and you're and and and you weren't in that room if If you were in that room, it would be fucking bonkers, dude.

I'm losing my mind. I'm losing my mind if I think about that. It's a new thing that happened. And that's why you should learn to fight. No, but- You know what the fuck I would do to Dom? Of course, but he wouldn't get you, dude. Yes.

But even if I- And I got the gift of gab, I'd be fucking hilarious. He'd let me go. He would try to go nibble on your ears and be like, nope. Dude. Dude. Dude. But then, muah. He'd be like, ooh, anyway.

This one's a yeah. Let's just watch the movie. Exorcist 3 is good. We don't want to miss it. Yeah. What are you going to do when he's behind you? Oh, dude. Even then, good luck, bud.

Yeah, true, true, true. Good luck. Good luck fitting it in. Yeah. Um. You talked about that guy should make a Polly Shore documentary. Did you know, or Richard Simmons?

Did you know Polly Shore is trying to make it? He's trying to, yes. And he did like a short film. Oh, I thought it was like, this was a thing. I thought Polly Shore got casted already. No, he's trying to make it. But like, Richard Simmons, the state, is trying to block it. Oh, no shit. Yeah. But when he's trying to make it but like the Richard Simmons estate is trying to block it Oh, yeah, but when he did it in the short film, he's so good

Camera to try to keep up with him Those Benji. Move those buns! He's just really good. Is he? Is he? Can I tell everybody that? What? Can I tell everybody that?

I'm talking this ear. Mama wants to see, mama wants to do. Chipsy, that's from Chipsy. He's supposed to be holding a copy of Sweatin' to the Oldies 5. Where's his copy of Sweatin' to the Oldies 5? Everybody here in your audience gets a copy of Sweatin' to the Oldies 5! It's just the same guy. Well, what's weird is, I thought it was weird when I saw it, but I heard about this, because it's like...

He's a shoe-in. Right, but it's like, it's so weird to make a movie or want to make a movie about somebody just because you look like them. That's so weird. He also acts like him, he's perfect for it though. He basically said he has a real love for her. He said he has a real love for her. And just think he was like positive and he changed all these people's lives. Yeah, yeah, fair enough, yeah.. He did this from the grave? Uh, this is before he died. Yeah, I remember that. You may have heard they've been doing a movie about me with Polly Shore.

I've never given permission for this movie, so I don't believe everything you read. I no longer have a manager. I no longer have a publicist. I try to live a quiet life and peaceful thing. This is so something that could end up happening. He'll end up making a movie about Polly Shore. How Hollywood doesn't book him right? He shouldn't be finding this himself. Like Ryan Murphy should make it. He's gay. But nobody gives a fuck about the Richard Simmons story.

Oh, I disagree. Guys, you're turning on me. I actually am with Chris on this. Yeah, my son. Unless you find out that he murdered someone or something. I'm just saying he just seemed like he was just a positive dude. He was into exercise and then that's the end of it. What about Mr. Rogers?

They made something about that and everybody loved it. Yeah, no, did they? Mr. Rogers? I didn't even know they made it. Well, Tom Hanks was Mr. Rogers. And Mr. Rogers was also a sniper in the military. Like a weird-getting sniper. Yeah.

So was Richard Simmons. What? I said, so was Richard Simmons. He was in the military? Yeah, I'm just kidding. You find out he was like a hit man. Like that'd be the best thing, someone like that. Who's a Hells Angel?

Ooh! That's funny. Yeah. Yes! Oh, got him. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes! Wait, wait, so I went something? Got him. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes! Wait, wait, so I went to this film festival in Reno, okay?

I love this Johnny Cash song. Slight flex. Johnny Cash song, okay, go ahead. No, no, but anyways. One, two, three, Reno. So the next morning we're done. I was in a movie called The Everything Pod. We went to Tribeca and then the Cordella Festival in Reno.

But anyways, I go down to the lobby, we're quiet, you know, Reno. I'm at the Silver Legacy. I go get a coffee, it's really chill. Then I get a message from the director. She's like, look at this. In our hotel, because there was a big biker convention, like the biker gang convention,

was happening at the same time. So Brendan was there. Yeah, so it was like, and to the point where they have signs that say you cannot wear your gang signs. Yeah, you can't wear your flasks. Oh, shit. Yeah, you can't wear your, yeah. It was crazy, right?

There's a standoff going on where like military type swats are in the valet because a guy is locked up, he's in a standoff with the cops on the 44th floor. I'm staying on the 33rd floor. Okay, my point is this though. No urgency in the hotel Like the casino still going I was in line for a coffee chilling people seeing prime rib people Having breakfast no one gives a fuck about this and'm like, as you look out into the valet and it is just like, where is this?

In Reno. Yes, dude. It was like a 15 full swat team guys. Yeah, they don't wanna cause panic, right? I mean, they're trying to. You gotta keep people safe. You know what it is? If this was in Vegas, if it wasn't Reno,

if it wasn't like gambling and shit going on, if this was happening down at the Bonaventure, you don't think they're clearing the whole hotel? You know what it is? People are too comfortable. Yeah! Bitch run! Yeah, but the casino was like, we're not shutting it down just because there's a few guys here

that are going to kill everyone. We're going to make the slot money. Dude, that's how I felt about it too, because I'm getting text messages about like look at this and I'm just This going on Bro with my coffee like yeah, where's that? They're like the 34th floor Fucking John way It was crazy. Wow, it was crazy. Wow, wow, that's crazy.

Well, that's- You just never know what's going on. Yeah. That's why you look. I know, dude, it's so fucking crazy. You look at this stuff in Israel now, like the missiles that you just launched. You saw that, the missiles that you just launched.

And Iran's about to get involved. No, no, no, they did. They just fucking shot over 100 missiles. Iran did? 100 missiles. That's a problem. Again? Well, I know. Didn't they just do that? And all the missiles got shot out of the sky. No, not these though

Nothing. Oh really he's hit. Oh, wow. I didn't even see that today. Yeah, it just happened. Oh, wow. So Okay, the footage of it's weird too cuz you got all this cell phone footage now of stuff Like look at it. This is terrifying bro. That's terrifying It's so weird when these videos come out cuz this can be from any war at any time. Right. This one I think is being reported on but you just never know. No, I know you're right. But look, it's terrifying that this happens and yeah. You know, stuff goes more viral than other stuff for no reason.

But still it's just, it's so terrifying. See serial killers and shit don't stress me out. stuff. Oh yeah this is the world war three. At least we have Kamala Harris to get us out of it. They're starting it so they can cancel the election. I'm vibed. Or it's a distraction too. That's a good vibe. From what's really going on. It's a good vibe. It's fucking terrible. The, oh God, dude. That's so bad. You know, like, the targets aren't super, it's like you can't, the fucking innocent people are dying and shit.

It's just fucked up, man. It's so sad. It's so fucking sad, man. It's episode 100 of... What? Anyway. An hour. Since we got on politics, I was gonna do it.

This guy from He's like the head of the port guys who are about to strike 45,000 and this guy is just a scary badass. Oh, what is it? These people today don't know what a strike is When my men hit the streets from Maine to Texas every single port a lockdown You know what's going to happen? I'll tell you. First week, be all over the news every night, boom, boom. Second week, guys who sell cars can't sell cars

because the cars ain't coming in off the ships. They get laid off. He's a character from The Wire. Malls start closing down. They can't get the goods from China. They can't sell clothes. They can't do this. Everything in the United States comes on a ship.

They go out of business. Construction workers get laid off because the materials aren't coming in. The steel is not coming in. The lumber is not coming in. They lose their job. Everybody's hating the long-term now because now they realize how important our jobs are. Now I have the president screaming at me, I'm putting a Taff Harley on you, go ahead. Taff Harley means I have to go back to work for 90 days.

That's a cooling off period. Do you think when I go back for 90 days, those men are gonna go to work on that pier? It's gonna cost the companies money to pay their salaries while they go one from 30 moves an hour, maybe to eight. They're gonna be like this, who's gonna win here in the long run? You're better off sitting down and let's get a contract

and let's move on with this world. And in today's world, I'll cripple you. I will cripple you. And you have no idea what that means. Nobody. Cut to, cut to, this guy disappears. Yeah. Yeah, that's what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.

Jimmy Hoffa talked just like this and they haven't found that motherfucker's body yet. Yeah, I was in the 60s though. Good luck now. These powerful people are like, hey, get rid of him. Yeah, no, I know. I'm not gonna be surprised if that guy ends up dead.

Yeah, well he will one day. But when your bigger issues is that, remember it's because all the ports, because we've outsourced every resource, every resource. The issue is we need to bring it back to the United States. If you watch that, you watch anything like yeah, man Yeah, yeah, we gotta get these things from China. It's like no fucking idiots start making jobs here. That's why I'm parts That's why you come to America you get fucking US comedy you get US comedy

And I am gonna be in Canada though soon, but that doesn't this still North America Toronto's coming up And then I'm gonna come to America come to you know the Arlington draft house this weekend you know that was my first headlining weekend Arlington draft house really yeah that's cool yeah love Texas you know you want to the reason why I like to text the reason why we outsource things because it's cheaper just discuss Americans don't want to Americans don't want to do that kind of job yeah no you know it's money no you're wrong you're wrong no the reason because these greedy businesses can save three dollars on a shirt,

resourcing over to China. Think it's more than three dollars or something. Whatever it is. It's way more. Yeah, I'm trying to do American-made shirts as a disaster. That's not good, man. It's not good. That sucks, yeah, that sucks. That's why the next giveaway's all American. Ah, that sucks, yeah.

It's tough. Yeah, I was like, no, I only want US-made shirts, and the guy was like, oh, dude, you're looking at an extra eight to $10 a shirt just to be made in America? I'm like, how the fuck did we get here, man? What are we doing, dude? Because who's making those shirts? China, because it's cheap. No, I'm saying, no.

Slave labor. But who's gonna make them here? Well, that's what I'm saying. That's a fucking problem. Bring it here, I'd rather pay more Wow No, what are you saying is like no you have to We have to pay for everything well, we have to pay more for I know bro

I know that's the American thing to do is to go to McDonald's and pay $35 for a big that's a that's crazy. That's the that will be giving back to America, but raise your hand if you want to do that Hmm I don't I don't know anybody I'll take a shift If you loyal Americans want to do that, no, we're not gonna take a shift one day a week I'll work at McDonald's ha if everyone else would do it, but wouldn't you want you pay more for a product? Let's say it's five dollars more. Would you pay more if you knew there's no slave labor? It's made in America. He would. It's given back. He would.

Yeah, I would, because I can. He's got money. But here's the thing too though, it's not $5 more. You know, it's not going to be $5 more. It's going to be even more than $5, man, is what I'm saying. Well, money's relative if you have it. People don't, people love a deal, bro.

They do not want to spend money if they don't have to. They don't. Well, that, man, a lot of people don't care if it was manufactured in China. All of us have apples. That's slave labor right there. Yeah, they're like, it doesn't affect me. Your Tesla, your electric car,

all that, all that coal-bite mining, that's all slave. I know, bro. The worst of the worst. It's horrible, I know. But you save money. Even whole school American companies like- That's why I don't have an iPhone.

The Harley-Davidson. They don't make Harley-Davidson in the United States anymore. I don't have an iPhone. I don't have a Harley-Davidson. They get all the parts and they put it together here That's how they say things. I put my own motorcycle together. Yeah, you're right. Yeah Ford a lot of it comes from Mexico two rocks big boulders that spin and then Yeah, the whole idea so like when people The whole identity of like American companies like my feet like Ford even even Dodge is Stellantis, that's a fucking

European company. It's very rare you get American shit. It's not good, dude. Well, I mean, also, not to, I don't think- American General Hummers, what's up? But even when you have unions, so you would make the cars at a Ford factory, this was what was happening. In Detroit.

In Detroit, you make it, but then the people had a pension that weren't working, making the same amount of money as the people that are working. That's, that's a, that's how you go bankrupt. You know, so it's a cash 22. You know what I mean? It's up to the consumer to be like, yeah, well, we're going to, we want to pay. Didn't you figure it out in COVID things that are in COVID when they locked everything down, all your shit, all your produce, all that. We're relying on China, our number one enemy.

Figure it the fuck out. Well, I mean. All the grid, all the power system. I think the number one enemy is the Decepticons. All the energy system. All that shit, dude. The Decepticons are the number one enemy. Who's our number one enemy?

The Decepticons. And they're made in China, so it's, yeah. Well, even still. Cheap,'s yeah. Well, even still. Cheaply. Yeah, even still. Ah. The bad Decepticons. Damn, this all sucks.

Yeah, it sucks. Well, what's the American-made company? So I'd like to see American-made companies. I found a company in Orange County that our boy Steve Rinella put me onto. And then Jocko has a company, too, that makes it. Footwear? See, American-made companies are like how electric cars used to look stupid

And nobody would buy them. It's like that's funny New balance a certain shoe you can get American made. Yeah boots made in the USA. All right Well, this is what we do. We should put we should put this out Accessories for clothes. There's no nothing you've ever heard of you know, it's impossible No, it had to be one of chris's people that go to shows That'd be the only way to get a good shirt. They're getting that from china Oh buck mason. Yeah, i've heard of that. All right, there we go I finally killed me in orange county. I forget the name. Steve ronello put me onto him You can get shorts shirts and what was it? But you need um, yeah, this was ridiculous this thing

I don't see you talk about this seemed like something you would have talked about already what happened think I did but I don't remember Go ahead He doesn't from massive jug of water during a speech He wasn't ready for how big it was no he didn't have a cup I think he did I Think they gave him a cup with that he's like fuck it no no you know what it was he was probably like in America you must have been he was like oh wow Americans very excessive he must have thought this is the American way he thinks we all do like that stupid Americans so like you're Stupid Americans

What could have that's hilarious What could have happened was he thought he picked up the cup and then was like, I fuck it Stupid no matter what yeah, he's oh Nobody's like you like if I'm talking to you guys and I'm just like, I don't feel the weight. Like I don't feel the weight here, just like, you know. If I watch you do that live, I'd have to go home. I would be laughing so hard. This is funny, but you know it's gonna be funny because it's a thing on my mind.

But if I saw that happen in the wild, it would be crazy. That's crazy. I'm surprised they didn't, I'm surprised they didn't like put CGI a dog's head onto that. You talked about standoffs. I'm in a standoff right now. With what?

United still has my bags. And they want me to go to the airport to pick them up and no. You want them to ship it to your house? Yeah. Oh, they have a service for that. Oh yeah, no shit. Are they supposed to have this? Oh, and even if they don't. You have my property, you're thieves.

You're thieves now. You've confiscated my bags, my clothes, just clothes. Why, because you checked in a bag. I checked in a bag. That's where you fucked up, right? So you checked in a bag. Well, you gotta check in your bag if you have a lot of shit. Yeah, I guess.

So you checked in a bag and it just didn't show up? No, no, no. And they're like, just leave and it'll show up? Even, I guess. But so you checked in a bag and they just didn't show up? No, no, no. They're like, just leave and they'll show up. Even even better. I checked in the I checked in the bag. I connected to ORD in Chicago, got there, then the ORD to LAX was delayed for five hours. So I go like this.

I'm not getting on that flight. I'm getting on a different flight. I go to Southwest. I sit in Southwest, I connect again through Denver. So I'm taking three flights that day. I still get in before the fucking United flight gets in. So I go home. There's where you messed up.

Yeah, that's where you messed up. Hey, hey, hey, oh, I'm well aware of what's happening. Okay. Still, you fucked up, get me my back. Oh, not happening. Well, oh, oh, it'll happen. If I'm United, I go. Can we keep updated on this? If I'm United, I go. Well, you left the flight and booked with another airline there. Okay. No, you're supposed to go. No, no, no.

Give me my bag. And you give me, give me my stuff. Come get it I'm getting FBI involved dude I was gonna show up at fucking terminal seven dude I am going to I am going to not go to the fucking yes I know I'm not going to the fucking airport you are again to you I have to go for my global entry soon anyway before that and why you're there, you're going to end up getting your bags. You know what? Maybe deliver it to

the global entry part. You know what they said to me? They gave me the run around, bro. I'm texting with them all day, all day. I'm texting with them. Love it. And I'm having such a good time. Yeah, they got rid of their customer service.

I'm having such a good time. I say, pretend I'm Prince William. Get Prince William his bag. Yeah. You tell him to show up. Yeah. Oh, then I'm like, oh, Govna, I'm doing it like that. It's Prince William his bag. You tell him to show up! Oi, then I'm like, oi, Govna. I'm doing it like that.

It's Prince William, can you give him my bag? Fuck it, dude. Maybe they're laughing, maybe they're not, but dude... Try not. They have to respond so corporate, you know? I'm doing like, are you a crackhead? You know? Give me the fucking shit.

And they're like, well, we appreciate it, but the business... I'm like,'m like that's hilarious Give me my bag. You're not getting it. So I got right there Why you sent the thing so crazy No way Yeah, I go I'm bringing up the other one Yeah, it won't pause so I get a call call because you know I live in this like gated community you know it's like new nobody has grass and stuff so these companies keep calling. They'll call.

I mistakenly put my number on Angie's list whatever it is. So anyway I get a call from a guy and he says hey man um he's already you still you just still need. I say no, I gotta take care of. I say I gotta take care of man. Oh, sorry. He's fucking... Kurtz is so stupid. Dude, I love this. Hey, what the heck? Read it out loud! Are you guys thieves?

Certainly not. Wow, so let me get you that address. Try this. Alright, pretend on Prince William. How do you get Prince William's bag? Hey, it's William Can I have my bag I'm in LA now even though my family's British Let me ask you the question. Are you a cracksman? cracksman slang term for British person may call thief Then they go. I don't have the authority to make a file for you for the delivery Please contact your final carrier connect with the airport team and they will assist you with your delivery your session appears to be

Inactive to better assist you. Please respond or let me know if you need more time Say your cracksman I'm not what a waste of time. I was, because these people, you guys go like this. No, no, these people are someplace in New Delhi. So many screenshots. I talked to them all day, dude. Did they respond to say your cracks? I never do this because this is his own podcast,

but you should actually go to the new episode of congratulations at the end. I live, I do this live on there and I'm having a blast. I mean, I am a pig in shit. Did you tag United? Uh, should have tagged United. Also that's not a real human. That's a computer gun. Okay. No, no, it's, they got, oh, this is a human. Yeah, this is it. Yeah. This is a human. I asked because I'm like, I'm not got oh, this is a human. Yeah, this is it. Yeah, this is a human I asked because I'm like I'm not doing with this with a bob the robot

Yeah, I got time today and you got time today the Kim look look They say please make a report with Southwest and they will transfer your bag to the airport delivery I said you can you know why it's my bag with my stuff in it that I need isn't that great? Yeah, you found it. Let me send you my address so you can get it to me by tomorrow Why would I make a report with South Southwest? I already called them and they told me they have nothing to do with it and they are correct They don't you do let me get you that address ready Cut to you still not having your bag and they say I apologize

But my system will not allow me to create a file for you because your reservation I say that's fine with me I don't need you to file anything So save time that way anyway anyway you got a paper and pen I'm about to shoot you my address so you can get me my luggage no later than tomorrow at 5 p.m. so they but I'm a company dude I'm not a piss this man I'm a business man and I need my luggage back by 5 p.m. otherwise the FBI's coming to terminal 7. So you didn't. That was almost my senior quote. You just. I'm not a businessman, I'm a businessman.

Oh, I know the whole thing. So you left, but you just said, ah, forget United, you just left. Dude, I'm not staying extra hours. No, no, no, I get it, but what I'm saying is like, you didn't let them know when you left? No, I told, oh, I'm getting a different, yeah. I don't know, but you let them know

in a, not officially, you just went to. I told I said, oh I'm getting a different. Yeah, I don't know but you let them know in a say You're not officially you just read I texted them. Oh, I texted them. I said I talked to a lady I was like, I'm getting I'm getting a different flight. Okay, where's your bag? Oh, I make a big deal You can't fly without your bag. You can't fly without your bag Well, then don't put my bag on that flight put on the fucking Southwest flight. I'm just yeah, I get it. The system is broken I'm s- Yeah, I get it. The system is broken. Yeah.

Hahaha. Hahaha. We need to fix this and also the slave labor. And what's going on in, you know, Iran and Israel, it's crazy. We'll start with the United thing. Hahaha. Get my bag. Start with my bag.

And then, you know, we get the bull roll. It's like a snowball effect. We'll get to Israel. Hahaha. Hahaha. We'll get, get, Delia's bags and then we'll see about. Hashtag get Delia's bags and save the children or whatever the fuck for the slave labor. Anyway, I'll be in Toronto and Birmingham.

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