The Golden Hour - Comment your Thoughts | The Golden Hour #167 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: January 16, 2026

The guys talk haircuts, Chris' croissant story and incredible Count Dracula impression, Brendan's take on the UFC sketch at the Golden Globes with Mackenzie Dern and Brian Ortega, the purpose of overly pushing sexuality in TV and film, the Phil Hendrie radio show and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastQuince - Refresh your winter wardrobe with Quince. . Go to https://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. That's https://quince.com/golden. Free shipping and 365-day returns. https://quince.com/goldenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh We're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Is that a Broncos hat or some kind of weird other hat? These are headphones No, this is

Tiger's travel ball baseball baseball team The Mustang Nice Cool Yeah they get some fly ass unies Bro, the amount of money I pay for the skip play travel ball And they're like, oh, we're doing City Connect jerseys.

I'm like, the fuck we are. You want to those? I hear you, man. Well, buddy. It's like, we're doing two City Connects. I'm like, even the Dodgers only got one, man. What are we doing here? And they get paid.

A thousand bucks? Yeah, yeah, exactly. They don't pay for that bullshit. I mean, how come we can't, what's the age limit for NIL deals? I mean, you can't, you got to. You got to get Tiger in like, you know, he got to get the local Ford dealership. You know what I mean? Hi, I'm Tiger's shot.

And I hit bombs. I was like, what the fuck? Do you want to get in a Mustang? Did we start? Nice. Didn't know we started, but it's all good. Of course we did because we're talking. And honestly, I feel the energy.

I don't even hear, Chris. And I feel the energy. And your energy is great, man. Both of you guys came hot. And I'm ready. I'm ready. ready too dude I don't think you're on getting a haircut well I'm being reported right yeah okay I got a hair shave your head shave your head

shave your head you have your head you got a haircut I'm I'm getting a haircut oh you're that's a home I thought my god no I know yeah I took wolf to get a haircut and I was kind of a little bit like it felt like a scam because you know he's sitting on my lap and he's not having it yeah and she just goes you know she did like seven clicks they have such a small head though she's just like And they look exactly the same. Thank you. Exactly the same.

Not my kids. She did like seven clicks and then I was like, how much was this? Because I was going to like, I said next time. Yeah, but do you get like a fade? Do you get like a fade air or anything? Like a ball tape or fade or nothing? No, I wanted to. I said, Rachel, let's just do it real short.

She was like, no, I love his curls. That's what we did with Billy. We wanted him to have a mullet and it was so funny. And then I talked up to a different place and they cut it off by mistake. So we got to grow that back. Listen, I let Rachel, you know If you don't do it short If you don't do it short, their hair grows too fucking fast, man

And they're like the next day, they look exactly the same It was bananas I just didn't like, just a few clicks and it was it I was like, what's going on here? Look at this, anyway What is this about? Oh, I just sent it But like, what do you, like, the audacity, you know?

Raise your right hand. Swear a minute, please. You do sound, we swear, affirm that the evidence you shall give to the court on the issue now pending shall be the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you got i so help me god i do wow state your name please jackie glan patterson and you filed a name change petition here in the superior court of cop county that is correct your honor and you're asking your name be changed to what jacky the fly lawyer patterson Yes, Judge, the fly lawyer means that I am the fly's lawyer in Georgia. What that means you're saying that it's called your drip.

For an example, I only wear crystal moved to red bottom shoes. I only wear a Rolex watch, I only wear Hermes bracelets. And if you look over there on the counter there, turn it around North, I only wear red bottom Keith and James hats. And so therefore, I am the fly's lawyer in the state of Georgia. Therefore. Hey. And this name.

I wouldn't hire that guy. It's not being done to avoid any creditors. Absolutely not, Your Honor. It's solely my new brain. Look at the end. Grant the name change petition. Is there anything else you'd like to put on the record? Yonna, I want to thank you for signing this order.

And I want to reintroduce myself, Jackie the Fly Lawyer Patterson. So judges, when I come to court, I won't say Attorney Jackie Patterson anymore. I'll say the fly lawyer here for Mr. Smith, Mr. Jones, and so forth. Reinventing myself, the fly lawyer. All right. Yeah. Well, you know what? All right.

I'm the fly podcaster now. Dude, Eric, the fly podcaster. That judge is like, man, I feel like your priority is a little off, but we'll do whatever you want to do. Brendan is like, I wouldn't hire that. Yeah, dude, this judge is like, first of all, this. This judge doesn't know anything this guy is saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the judge is just, it's just like business for him.

He's like, okay. Mm-hmm. Like, it'd be different if, like, the judge was, like, questioning him, like, you ain't fly. You know what I mean? Well, then the whole thing would be a mockery. Oh, I know. Right. You think you, you, you ain't shit.

Ha! He looked at the hat like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but the judge is just kind of like, I don't know what the words are coming out of this guy's mouth. So, granted, I think if he did know, he would have said no. Oh, yeah. think yeah I think yeah I agree I think the judge like I don't want to get canceled I don't want to say some racist shit okay fly boy you know whatever he think you know I just think if he felt like I think the

judge could have questioned like I don't I question your flyness I don't well I mean but if this was a black woman like you know those black with female judges this would not have this would not yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah flew by you know I don't think this one maybe or she'd be like oh damn look at you okay fly right right right right right right It's one or the other. She might have been cool. Oh, I feel you. Or they'd be like, what are you?

You're making a mockery of this court. She would have been like, go put the hat on. Let me see the whole thing. But you can, but you can. Let me see the whole outfit before we sign this. But you can legally change your name to anything, right? Yeah, like, what's his face? But why would they?

Ron our test, right? But why do they, so they never deny you, right? No, no, no, no. But the thing is, is like he's a lawyer. Yeah, yeah. So they want to, I get the judge. No, I understand. I mean, I just feel like the main question is like, you're not.

trying to escape like, you know. Right, right, right. You got warrants in another state under this name. Right, right, right, right, right. I just like how cool the judge is. I don't think the judge was like... Can you imagine if he's working your case? If you imagine if you hired this lawyer, like work some real shit?

And you're like, bro, where are you been? He's like, my bat man. I was getting my name changed to fly boy. I'm back now, though. This dude definitely is on a bus stop. Oh, that's why I was going to say. You know what I mean? Yeah.

He's doing it for the billboard. And the number's like, five, five, five, five. five five five fly yeah yeah yeah yeah get what you deserve fly boy he's just yeah he's gonna be late because he's getting sucked off you know he's like yo sorry you know what's up here we go I put the law and lawyer and the win and winning well what happened to fly yeah what happened he didn't change his website and then he has an AI fucking picture oh that was all fake go up go up what's the we have to hit him up lawyer oh he's on there can you fly lawyer okay it says it the fly on the collar too the fly oh yeah it's there on the collar

and the show. Bro. He should sell merch. Imagine you go to his law firm. You got a real issue and he's like, yeah, get you a sweater on the way out. For clients is 20% off.

Wow. Nick, he has to as a fly-ass commercial, we can see. I guarantee he has a commercial that as far as certain demo. That's a really good. That's a really good.

I bet it looks like a master P old school video. Oh, wow. This is great. The fly lawyer. Every time Nick shows like his like search page there. I'm always like, what's this guy looking at? Yeah, here we go, wait, the fly lawyer.

Oh, wow. He's smashing. Oh, the fly lawyer featuring Oh, this is, Chris, this is a gold mine. Oh, it is. Oh, I got to look at this guy. I have to look at this guy for weeks straight.

Oh, you're crazy if you don't think this guy gets busted for fraud any day now. Wow. If you find yourself in a hospital bed like this due to the negligence of someone else, whether it be an automobile accident, big truck accident, oh good acting. If I was a real doctor, I would be able to get you well.

But since I am not a real doctor, I'm actually Jackie, the fly lawyer, Harrison. I can get you paid. I would get you the most compensation. Do not let anyone into you and you not be compensated. Contact me. How bad is the acting? On the right. Mr. Smith, I want to thank you so much for allowing me.

to represent you and this check is for you. Thank you, Mr. Flaloyer. I really appreciate everything. Thank you. Oh, horrible. I wonder how he takes that. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

I'm feeling about it now, yeah. Oh, thank you so much. You're welcome. The Fly lawyer. Wow. Let me tell you something. This is unreal. I would want it to be on that set.

Oh, my God. I bet you they did the guerrilla style, too. They just went to the hospital. Like they were. is to this. The guy pretends you said, yeah, he said, let's go in this room right here.

Yeah. I broke my leg. No, the scene right after that is somebody coming in. What are you doing in here? That's great. This guy's great. Well, yeah, but that's him, though.

He's doing something. Is he? You know what? I feel like, I feel the sincerity. Roy's Rolexes. I feel the sincerity is what he was saying. You know what?

I have no problem with all that stuff. No, lawyers make a lot of money. Right. And he's just like, look, I'm trying to make money. So I'm going to work. car for you. It's a brand. Yeah. Do you have any merch? Look, Nick's asking him for merch. I'll wear it.

Tell him we talk about him on his podcast. I'll wear the fly lawyer. What if we had him on the podcast? Well, we should all wear him. We zoom him into the podcast just to talk legal stuff. Oh my God. I would love that. Imagine what he'd be wearing if we zoomed in. Wow. You know, it's probably like. And it starts like this though. He's like, oh, that's that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What's that now? Bro. I'm the flyest lawyer you know. Do you remember? Do you remember. remember when I said in the beginning start over start you remember when I said in the beginning of the show that energy was great now I got the energy and let's do this right or something like that yeah yeah it just fucking it's gone yeah it's gone I can feel it myself

I can feel it all over here it's gone I'm only saying really I wasn't talking about everybody I just meant for me bro I just crashed and no it's everything you know it is Chris it's that lawyer there's that lawyer right you start you kicked off of that shitty lawyer and now, you know, here we are. He sucked all that energy. But the thing is about it is, it's just my energy inside me. It was hot and now I'm just, so yesterday I ate this croissant, uh, this croissant, uh, egg sandwich, okay?

Okay. Okay, man. Yeah, me at hello. What the fuck, dude? What, yeah, but this shit was fantastic, okay? Uh-huh. And all day I was just, it's your macros. No, I know.

It's your macros. So that was a little bit, early on, I was like, uh, I'll take some liberties. I'll catch up on the back end. And boy, did I, but I'll tell you, at the beginning, I ate that, and I felt good. I'm like, oh, good, I feel good. Can we get a shingles update? No, no, no, no, my fingers are fine.

And I, and then I felt good all day. And today, I ate oatmeal and, you know, dates and like, you know, good for carbohydrates. I'm going to do a crazy shoulder work out later. Maybe talk to a professional. No, but, no, no, no, no, I know. I understand, but, but, but I'm learning. Because me, hey, hey, hey, hold on. I'm young.

Hey, me and Eric don't care, right? Yeah. Oatmills not good for you. Hey, but me and Eric don't give a fuck, though, right? No, what I'm saying is now I crash. And that's not cool because I have my carbohydrates up top. I, oh, I thought about Brendan. I should have sent you guys this video.

I saw this like, I don't care. You talked about croissants and like, it was crazy. Well, you were in there. Yeah, you were in with that. Oh, yeah. You lost me with oatmeal and dates. You guys make me feel really insecure. No, I saw this guy, this bodybuilder guy online, and he was like,

like talking about, I know I'm interested. He was talking about that drinking diet soda isn't as bad as people say. Yeah, I know. Well,

it's not. I've said that for years. Except for the cancer, but yeah. Yeah. So I was like, oh, there's no,

there's no evidence that leads to cancer. That's all fake. Guys, this is for Nick and Brendan, I think. And I don't know if Casey's really into the UFC shit

as much as everybody else is. But who's this Asian guy? You guys, I just saw a video of this, like, some new kid. It's like whatever his name is. I actually saw that too.

Yeah, what's the guy's name? Is he smaller? Really? Wakaashi or something like, you know. Real fit, right? Yeah, he's real fit. But the fight was crazy. I didn't see the fight.

You know, he was just taking the hits and then he was like, you know, I just saw his only guy. It's some young guy. No. Some young guy. No, no, no, no, no. If I'm going to not talk about eating, then you're not going to make a joke from Wayne's world.

Sorry, dude. But I thought he was like, maybe he's not that famous yet. Where did you see it? I don't think he is. It was on, you saw that video? It was like, I had like a 300,000. No, I saw him weigh in. The only Asian kind of doing shit right now is Joshua Van, but he's from Houston.

Oh. I hope not, because I'm not going to delve into that because that's a fucking Muay Thai guy. We got to get chin a mic maybe. Hey, Ontario. Come on down to bed MGM Casino. at our newest exclusive. The Price is Right Fortune Pick. Don't miss out. Play exciting casino games based on the iconic game show. Only at BetMGM. Access to the Price's Right Fortune Pick is only available at BedMGM Casino. BetMGM and GameSense Reminds remind you to play responsibly. 19 plus to wager, Ontario. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connix Ontario at 1866-531, 2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. Well, yeah, I don't know. But what was up I thought you had a good take on that UFC thing at the Golden Globes.

Oh, the Golden Globes. Even though it's kind of... Appreciate the support. Yeah, no, no, no, but... No, but hold on, though. That clip cooked. That clip cooked. Oh, did it?

Oh, okay. So the take... You're welcome for the engagement. So the take... Uh, was really simple, but good and not obvious. I didn't think that the way... I think the way you broke it down, like the fact that how much, you, the way you explained how much better it would have been if they just wore

legit shit. Regular clothes. Regular clothes. Because also, because McKenzie, is it Dern? Are they jumping out of a plane? Is it McKenzie Dern? Yeah, she's a dime. No, no, no.

I know. I did, uh, the, the Vegas. The poker thing with her. She's, uh, great. And, and she's like, she's good looking, but she's like fit, really, fit, but still like pretty. It's not like she's just like this fight person. She would have fucking been. She's the UFC

Sydney Sweeney. But you would have She's the one. So you would have been like, so if you saw her in the dress, you'd been like, a lot of people would have been like, who the fuck is this? And then everyone went up. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You were just so right. Well, why did they dress like that? Because they want to show

Paramount wants to be like, look, we got the UFC. Hey, look how cool we are. Oh. It's just. I also, I, I think you go even deeper because CBS, right, super woke stuff like that. I think they might be a little worried with that stuff. You know, like they're thinking of like Kobe Calminton, grabbing the mic going hard on Trump or some shit like that. So they don't want to get into that.

Yeah, this is her here. That's her? For sure, go to the ass shot, though, right, Nick? Do me a fucking solid, right? All right, guys. Don't objectify her. I'm just saying she's- We're not objectifying her.

She's a beautiful woman, okay? This is online. I know. Oh, yeah. I know, but I'm just like, go to the ass. shot but wait but wait no hold on that's a while ago she's go the top left go the top left she's shredded now she's in crazy shape now go to the middle one on the top yeah yeah yeah that's like kind of how she looked i mean hey hey but golden globes go look at that ass but hey golden globes

go ahead and put her in the fucking ufc fight kit so she looks like a moron do that well it's just was weird it was a weird choice you know it was a choice that they thought of and then people were like yeah the people it's just one of those things where the people in charge they kind of don't know what's up. They know what's up to, in a lot of ways. But like with this shit, it's just like, dude, well, then it becomes out. But here's the thing, though.

You don't know what the fuck is going on. But here's the other thing. If you just open this page up, right, I wouldn't know she's a UFC fighter. Exactly. Exactly. That's what we want. Because you go, who the fuck is this person? Right.

And that's why you have her in UFC gear. She fights UFC? Yeah, but you wouldn't even get to that. No, yes, you would, dude. If you're on the. would. You would just people be intrigued by her and start looking her up. And you go,

you say UFC fighter, McKenzie Dern, champion. And you go, this is, also my idea, my idea was like you put her in that old school Hollywood classic look that all these girls were wearing that on golden globes.

Put her next to fucking, yeah. What's her name? What's her fucking name? Anything else. Susan? Susan. No,

come on. She's fucking, no, Selena Gomez. Put her next Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez, when they're all dressed up, looks like a fucking pug dog compared to her. Is Selena Gomez the Justin Bieber X?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She's married to fucking the producer now. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They really drop the ball. She's great on that show with Martin Short and Steve Martin, though. Oh, only murders in a building or whatever?

Yeah, yeah. They're funny. I mean, Brian Ortega looks like, he literally looks like a villain in a movie with his steel blue eyes. and shit. Yeah, he's like... And I love Brian. That's my boy, but it's not even about Brian. It's about what fucking McKenzie Dune.

Of course. It's a dime too and they didn't do him any favors. He should award it. He's not going to move the needle. That's correct. Brennan, he has good looking eyes, but he's not going to move the needles. Are you saying this for a move the needle for like get people to go check out UFC? Yeah, true. It is the most successful thing ever. I mean, Nick, you could just click on the

fucking clip I did so I don't have to redo it again yeah you want to watch go ahead sure I mean he basically said what he said now if you guys want to enjoy and educate yourself no I already did well I don't see now it's backfiring I don't want you know if you want to educate yourself no it's not that of what I want to do dude cute bro look at you with the fucking camera all high just all cute dude with your hands together yeah what's going on

I do like fucking cute that's original bring the pain music You guys have to put on the fight clothes. Look at Q, bro. Haven't learned anything yet. And then we're going to follow up with a fake pony girl. Oh, what are we doing? Well, fuck me.

Just haven't presented an award. Yeah, see, this is it. The relationship between CBS Paramount, D.C. What you don't do is go, look at these meatheads. We needed extra security. And then, bro, it was the cringiest. thing I've seen in a long, long time. The managers and agents of those two should be like, oh man, we fucked up.

Yeah. This isn't 2000. Yeah, exactly. You know, it's, it was so poorly done and so not thought out. Yeah. So bad. God, what a blown opportunity. Yeah.

You dress her in that classic Hollywood style. Yeah. Uh-huh. The doors. It's true. All these other celebrities there. and it's going to go vire for the right reason. Yes.

Yes. And the entire audience, including the public. Keep that energy. Which I don't know how many people watch. Let's say millions watch. Yeah. Who the fuck? Yes.

Exactly. That's our champion. Exactly. Oh, see? Oh, yeah. She just won the belt. See? And brands go, whoa.

Yup. Yep. They fucked this up. No, no, no. No, I agree with this so much. This is the white version of a black woman at a movie. Don't go in there.

That's what this is. You're doing. You're doing the white version of it. This is great. I love it. I think that every sentence he said, I go, oh, yeah. And I go, great take. And then I'm like, you know, I'm just, you know.

I wonder who decided. I wonder who decided that. You think the producers of the show are the ones. that decided that? I bet CBA. The UFC, because Data White's a smart dude, he would never allow that. I think it was the Golden Globes is like,

yeah, we'll get you in there, and then they fucking do this. Yeah, I bet Paramount made them have some involvement, and then Golden Globes was like, they're not presenting. Like, we'll give them this. I feel like it was a negotiation and did something that would embarrass them

because definitely everybody in that room thinks UFC is just right wing and hates them. Yeah, and they're correct. Oh, really? That's why I'm not allowed in the building. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, wait.

Talk about this. Anyone who's tough, Chris? Hey, Chris, anybody who's worth anything that who's tough is on the right. This is why. Oh, so you're actually saying

it's true. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. His invitation got lost in the mail. I was sorry. No, hold on. Hey, Chris, you like the NFL? Hey, you like the NFL?

Yeah. There ain't a woke guy on the field. If you don't know, if you want Whoa, go watch WMBA. Let me know how it goes for you. No, I, I, I, I, NBA is great. Actually, I don't know about that. I think of some of those chicks into WMBA,

I think there's a few of them that lean right. Okay, hold on though. This is so off the rails. Yeah. Page. Well, you fucking ask for it, man. No, no, no, no. Yeah, I understand that's what.

It's not what I asked for. What I asked for. And I understand you, I understand how it could be, have been taken that way. Yeah. What I'm asking for is, uh, why, so you're saying the left thinks out about the right. So why does the left or anyone in that room think a tough person is on the right? And your answer is because we are. Because they are.

Yes. Well, okay. The other answer is, you know, Dana White is, you know, Dana White is, very much. I understand that. With Trump all the time. Sure. So then they would just associate.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's that. But also, even if Dana didn't have a relationship with them, most of your professional athletes who worked all their lives to make a living are going to be on the right. Yeah.

I would say it seems like it swings that way for sure. Yeah. Um, okay. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You're cops. Uh, I can keep going. What did you do? Yeah. I woke up. I mean, you,

you asked for. this. You asked for this man. And I'm not and you know what. And dude, and I'm not I'm not disagree. Now you're your therapist but your therapist, the people that groom your dog, they're going to be on the left. Right. And I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm not disagreeing with you. Generally,

I understand that. There was something else I wanted to say, but who knows what the fuck is at this point. That was, yeah, it's gone, dude. It's gone. And it was going to be interesting too. Did you watch? You know, my mom was always like, if you don't remember it, it wasn't important. Yeah. It was.

You're just fucking, you came out and you, you basically what it was was, it was a, it was a really, I was in a plane, it was crazy turbulence. And now I'm not thinking of what I was thinking before. Yeah. And that's it. Yeah. No, it's a typhoon. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You wrap me up. You poked the beer. No, I did not watch the globe. I haven't watched. I didn't watch either. I watched some of the, some of the, I thought Nikki was funny again. Well, she's great. But I, I, I, I don't miss the globes.

You used to work the globes for years. I love it. I don't miss. I watch the pre shows, the post shows. I love the globes. Really? Oh, you just watched the clips. I was watching.

So I remembered what I was going to say, and then I forgot it again. I remember what I was going to say. So I think, because I had another person send this to me that clip, not your clip, just that, just that, what they were doing. And they were like, this is the cringiest shit I've seen a long time. I, and I don't know if this is because I'm not really in that fight world or whatever, but I didn't find it cringy. I just found it really Awkward? It was a little awkward

But it didn't make me feel cringy And did it make you feel cringy? No Yeah, but it did make you feel cringy Because you're a fighter Big time Because you're a fighter So maybe that had like another level

You were a fight I just thought it was like I'm also a human with two eyes But also it's like I'm an idiot But go ahead Yeah But it's like

You gotta remember How far the UFC has come That's some old school shit Yes, yes, yes, yes. Not to remember if the fucking Golden Globes had a clue about anything. Like, UFC fighters aren't these dumb jocks? Like, we need extra security. And then you bring out the two gay guys from the HBO show.

Right. It's just so, it's so off. It's so off. Is that an HBO show that hockey one? Yeah, where the guys are fucking each other in the butt. Steamy, yep. Steamy guys. The gay agenda you got to be aware of.

The gay agenda is everywhere. Okay. So now, no, no. Now, okay, I'm going to ask you a question here, and you're going to jump down my throat. I'm not, I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm simply asking you this question. So you don't have to attack me like I'm, I'll try my best. I'll try my best.

What is, please understand, treat this question like you found an envelope on the ground and opened it up and it was just, you read it. Okay. This isn't coming from any side. I'm already, I'm already mad. I understand, but I need you to drop that. Okay? I know. Just try to relax.

What is the gay agenda? Just, just what is it? But you found it on the ground. You found it on the ground. Yep, I found it on the ground. I don't like the heat in your eyes right now. I would look around. I'd search all.

ears to see who dropped that gay agenda at my doorstep. You're very mad. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. You're just, wow. You're going to get coffee. You're in West Hollywood even.

Here's the gay agenda. Normalizing trans and the gay agenda. So it's part of everything. Right. Everything. So they're pushing it on every stranger things. Really? The kid came out in the 80s and he was gay.

Okay. Right. And all the kids is like, cool, good for you, buddy. Okay. You take 20 minutes to do that. Yeah. Or on the HBO show. I think when we were kids, there was none of this, Bubba.

Right. There was, so where's this come from? Where's this come from? And you're talking about less than 3% of the population. Who the fuck are you doing it for? Yeah. So more kids come out as gay? Right.

Why don't we focus on other shit? So what you... Isn't there bigger fish to fry? Isn't there bigger fish to fry with the agenda with adolescents? Oh, I look, Brennan. You know what you did? You know what you did? This is what you did.

It's like he found the gay agenda envelope. Now he's on Hollywood Boulevard with a microphone. One of those people. You know what I mean? And the people are trying to drive by and he's like, stop the guy. Yeah, yeah. So I'm not even, I'm not disagreeing with you. I am simply, when people say certain things, like, so agenda, meaning there's this narrative

that they want to push to normalize gay trans. So for, and what, because I'm just stupid. What's the reason? Like, what is the reason that they want to do that? Because it's accepted. and they feel morally. Also to divide us. Also to divide us.

Destroy the nuclear family. The whole intention is to destroy the nuclear family. But why? And take out the nuclear family. But why? To institute. Take it. And I don't, I just don't know.

I'm not, I don't disagree with anything you said, really. But, but what's the reason? Because real quick, can we say it's take out the nuclear family? Who have they done that to, Chris? Oh, I don't know. To the black, to the black culture. They've taken the way the laws and regulations. work in prison.

Like notice a lot of black kids don't have dads. It fucks the entire ecosystem. Sure. It fucks them. Yes, I understand. Okay. So, and why do they want that? I'm only asking.

I am only asking, I am not on a side here. So go ahead, Nick. I don't necessarily believe this fully. That's fine. But what do people think? To, like, institute a welfare state where you're dependent on the government and are just like waiting for. handouts and someone with a solid family foundation will work and be able to take care of themselves

and probably take care of more people under them. But if you're just, if you're fatherless and, right. So, okay, so. There you go, Nick. Okay. So, so that's, so that's the gay agenda. Really? At least part of it.

That's the answer. And then you see it leaked into Netflix. No, I, I see it. Look, dude, I had to turn a cartoon off the other. Is this even a. I had to turn off a cartoon the other day. I go, Yo, Calvin, he's not watching this.

And Kristen wasn't, she was like on a computer. She said, why? I was like, look at the fucking bread with eyes. It's a fucking, it's got heels on and a mustache. And I go, get it off.

I saw, there was like a fighter or something, like a, what of those fighter influencer guys? And he was like. It was a food show. He was like, he said,

I canceled my Netflix. The bread was trans, but yeah. You know, he canceled his Netflix over something like that. Yeah. But my thing about that is like,

I just go, okay, so the gratuitous violence and sex, that's all over. Well, look, then you're saying, I'm saying if you're going to cancel because you're worried about your kids. No, no, no. Cancel for all that shit. Well, you can cancel for whatever you want. Yeah, yeah, true, true. It doesn't matter.

But you don't have to like, you know, but what I'm saying is like, if you're going to come out with like, and then even with this kind of thing here, I think when you put out at, like, this show right here, I've never seen this show. I don't even know this was a thing until, yeah, I only found out about this because they didn't nominate it for whatever reason. But like this is their most watched show. It's like their highest rated show. Not of all time.

Just in like the last. Yeah, in the last. There's no game of Thrones. But that's what I'm saying. I didn't say of all time. What I don't. I don't know. This is currently their most highest rated show.

But what I wonder is I, here's what I think. This is what I think. I think a lot of people and, and I mean, a lot are secretly gay. Yeah. Yeah. I think a lot of people are secretly gay. That's why, as I'm saying, what I'm saying is like, like, what percentage would you say?

It'd be one thing if you have like, um, less than 10%, less than 10%. A lot of people aren't gay. I don't, less than 10%. I don't, I don't agree.

And I'm not saying, that's because you've been in Hollywood too long. No, no, I've been Hollywood too long. I've been everywhere, though. I see fucking gay motherfuckers. No, but you live there.

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No, but, okay, here's another thing, too, like the stranger. Chin laughed. The stranger, the stranger things. Do you see them right now? The stranger things is like, I think that what happens in these things is that that guy in the show is actually gay. Oh. And then the creators go. In real life, he's gay.

In real life, he's gay. It's just like with the umbrella academy when. Under my umbrella. When the wants her face turned into a guy. and then they made that, they had to do that as a plot point. Oh, that, that's why. She's really limiting a,

and then I just was like, he is really limiting his roles. All I'm saying is, I think in sometimes, in if that's the case, you know, either you're going to address it in the show. If the actor,

or the actor was six when they started, if they grow up and they're all like, hey guys, it's so strange these things. Then, then, then you got to make a game. It's a legitimate.

Yeah. That's a good point by Chris. That's what I'm saying. It's a gay narrative and the kid's six and he's six and you write him as a gay character and he's six. No, I understand that might be a problem and I get how you can see the problem in that. That's fucking weird. Why is this sexuality even coming into the fucking plot?

See, again, we're arguing with no one. Remember school of rock? Yeah. No, but what? Fancy pants. I understand. No, but God damn it, dude. This isn't, yes, I agree with you.

There's no reason to make a fucking five-year-old gay in a show or trans, whatever. No. Right. Now, if that actor is in a show for 15 years and by the time he's 16, he goes from Google Gaga to, hi, guys, I just ordered a pizza. You can't make that character straight unless the kid is a better actor. That's what I'm saying. Which is hilarious.

That's exactly my exact point. Which is hilarious. The writer is just like, fuck, you got to make him gay. And how do you talk to him about... The kid's not over feminine. Like, he was in like super feminine gay. That's the thing. And also he's an actor.

No, no, no. Wait, wait. This doesn't make sense. I know, but wait, but I think the issue becomes when because of social media, you know, you know more about these people than you did before. True. True. Like in the 80, you know.

Rock Hudson was gay. Nobody knew. Nobody cared. We, you know, you know, so now, you know, if you're on the Instagram, you follow this actor, you go, oh, well, maybe that would make him seem like a better actor if he's not acting like that. It might. Like, for instance, straight guys play gay guys all the time. And then that's good too. I think that's cool. I think I don't care. It doesn't matter what you are. Be an actor and do this fucking thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My point is I'm just saying that I don't know if it, I don't know

if like the creators of stranger things got some memo from from the thing is like, hey, Netflix is pretty, do to do this. Yeah. But you also, they said, yeah, but at the same time, they put out of Like you know you're going to be up for awards if you do it. Like you know you're going to be up for awards. Golden Globes. Like people, oh my God, it's so brave. Right, right, right. Here's a thing.

Like heated rivalry. If this gets nominated, that's crazy. You know it's bad. Look at this horses. I know. I don't think Netflix. I don't, I'm not going to, I don't agree with that because they allow, because they didn't take Chappelle's special off the air.

No, no. They have the other stuff, but what they. No, no. But if they have the other stuff, they're not doing that. They're just saying, hey, you guys want to do this? Go ahead. What? We're going to put it on our platform.

Make shows. We're going to put it on our platform. And we're not going to, if people disagree with them, we're not going to take it off because they disagree. That's great. Okay. So what I'm just saying is let's give them some. Yeah. Yes.

No, that's great. And they shouldn't take it off. Yeah. What I do think they do do, though, is with their big shows, they try to figure out how to put gay characters in it or trans characters. Correct. Correct. And with a lot of shows, even that are coming out. And that's what he's saying is the gay agenda.

That's the problem. And I guess... Think of the last of us. The last of us was awesome. Then all of a sudden she's like, I want to suck on pussy. And she's beating up dudes. Yeah, was that in the video game? Was that in the video game?

I don't think so. Was that the video there? Then the case point, right there. Right there then. They made something that wasn't gay gay. It totally takes the show. It totally takes the show. And that's what he's saying is the gay agenda.

And, okay. You guys ever watch hunting wives? Lots of lesbian action in that. Right. And then there was the other one. That's perfect. And then there was another one. But there was the other one.

It's not about the way he said it. Even if the movie, even if the show was that, just the way he described it was a little bit. I jerked off so much of that. And so, but what was the other one with the, it's okay if it's part of the story, you know.

Like if there's a fucking, like you, okay, you want to make a, a show or a movie with a trans character of gay character. If that's what it's about, then I don't really give a fuck. No, no, I actually, my thing is,

don't make it an after-school special. True. Because like I always say, the first three seasons of glee was hilarious. It was just funny because it was a funny show. Yeah.

And then the gay kid was funny. And then after that, it turned into like an after-school special where it was all about like, it was like, oh, this is what they're doing to him. And I was like, wait a minute. He was just a good character. you've turned it into like we have to work it's like yeah it's I think that's the to me that's

the agenda thing is like when you're like you mean you're trying to control how people think about stuff you know I just did this is what I used to I loved umbrella academy yeah and then they cheat they did this thing and these people this is what I don't like about these people are awful on the show to each other like you know they're always talking shit too they're doing the worst so now this person went from a a woman to a man and and and they're not acting terrible to her. I thought that was out of character for those characters in that universe. They wouldn't have done that. But then it's like

you know, so that's the kind of thing where you go, you kill that character. Because now you have to do all this stuff that's going to make everybody be like, what is this about? Yeah. What's going on? Why are they acting different? Why are they all they're, so all of a sudden now they're accepting. It's a different show at that point. Right, right, right.

You know what I mean? It's a different show. Also, let's the very strong alpha superheroes, according to Brendan, would be super right wing. Well, Superman, Captain America voted for Trump. Trump. Yeah, but the real Captain America. Oh, yeah.

There's no way. Captain America voted from fucking Biden. There's no way. You know what he's like, yes, I'll save everyone equally. But behind the scenes, he's like, yeah, with the fucking blacks, you know how they're doing it. Yeah. Yeah. Dun, dan, dun, da, da, da, da, da, that fucking Trump said it in the ballot.

Superman. Do your duty. Vote. Christopher. Equality. You know. Yes, whoever you vote for. Get out there and vote.

Tony Stark was for sure a Republican. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, right? Who's fucking what superhero would be left wing? They wouldn't. They have so much power. Wonder Woman? Yeah.

She lives an all-female. Iron Man. fucking Jarvis. What's up with this fucking trans shit? Just flying over the sea? God, it's so fucking annoying, these woke bitches. Lans at the crime scene. I'm here to help everyone equally.

That's interesting. I think the Hulk would probably be... Zooming into blue hair. I think the Hulk... Oh, let her die first. I was probably... I was talking over my fucking cock-sucking bit, dude. Yeah, well, because it's not...

It's good. It's not hitting the way you want to do it. If we put it online... It would be good. People would like it because it's fucking incendiary. It's funny. It's interesting. You know, superheroes be, because they're all woke in the movies.

You know the real Captain America would be fucking Republican secretly voting for Trump. And you know Iron Man would be talking to Jarvis about fucking woke bitches, dude. And now that's funny. Okay? If you put it on the thing, it'll go bonkers. But you don't want to go bonkers. He doesn't want to go bonkers. he wants to go like

well you know what am I in the middle of the fucking bit he wants to go ah the bitch was a little long that's all I'm saying it was a little long

it's because you're welcome that it's long I saw Casey over there going well we got to cut that out that's how we get the clip that's how we get the clip

and I'm trying to do the fucking thing and he's 12 minutes of you yes I fucking really working my ass off on this podcast. Of the X-Man. Who's Republican go?

He doesn't want to go bonkers. He doesn't want to go bonkers. Who's Republican, dude? Wolverine. Sidecoms. Professor Axel. You think he's out there in his mind? He's like,

but secretly fuck these woke, white liberal women. Killing him left and right, dude. With his brain. In that fucking Nebuchadnezzar, what the fuck gets called? What's that thing called? What's the thing called?

Yeah, but what's the thing called where he goes in? What's the thing goes in? Where he goes in? He fucking connects. mine thing. Yeah, well, you know what it's called? Yeah.

What? Hold on. I want Eric to answer this. I don't remember. Nah, yeah, you do. You know what the Nebuchadnezzar was. Yeah, because that's the ship that... That was Morpheus's ship.

Gosh. You're always fucking up Matrix stuff, by the way. I know. I know I'm not, dude. I am always not a dork. Because you're saying Professor X would put his thing on that he would just be like, you're not gay anymore. That's what he would do?

Yep. Like he did to... What's her face? Guys fucking in Oklahoma somewhere. and that's And that's how we get the We're fucking nail the bit Casey cuts out the bullshit

And you know what dude There's not much bullshit You got your energy Got your energy, got that right? I was just going to say it Now the carbs are kicking in Yeah, the carbs are kicking in do it.

The dates and the carbs and I had some coca nibs. It's Cerebro. Yes! Please put Chris in the Cerebro. By the way, fucking Rogue would be right wing too. Why?

Because she's a woman, but she would Yeah, they would just, you know. I don't know. I don't think the X-Men. Rogue would be one of those women. Because the X-Men are like, you know, they were... Civil rights. Yeah.

It was all... Yeah, mutants are all about like being like treated men. I understand. Wolverine's on the right. Wolverine would be right wing. Yeah, for sure. He's like Larry Elder.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good joke. Nick brought it to dorktown. No, no, no, no. I didn't think I was going to get any response. No, it's good. He was delayed. That's actually perfect.

Yeah. He's one of those self-hating. Yeah, man. All right, we did it. Okay. Well, Nick. Do you still subscribe to that? 10 minutes.

I don't, but you still have your Netflix subscription going, Brandon? Do I? Yeah. You don't cancel. You're the, that's what I'm saying.

Because the gay, because the gay shit, like the gay stuff with Stranger Things, all right, still good series. I'll complain about that one episode. But overall, I'm cool with it.

And then they just release his and hers. One of the best shows I've seen in fucking 10 years. Oh, really? They still come out with fire-ass shit. They just need a filter, like more than just age filter, right? you just have that.

No, it just needs to have a rainbow on it. Okay, well. Oh yeah. And he's have like a rainbow. You know how the, it was like an up and down thumb?

It just needs a rainbow in the middle. So you're like, okay, there's some gay shit. Not going to show my kids. And then with the gay narrative, just leave it all out of the kid stuff. But for the grownups,

dude, you're a grown-ass person. Like, I watched the fuck out of interview with the vampire. And they were fucking, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hell yeah. And I loved it. And I loved it. , well, that's like a, that's a distinct. that I agree with right there.

But you know vampires fuck dudes because they've been around too long they're tired with the pussy. You said this joke already. I want to son. Yeah, they're like John Mayer. They're like... Yeah, they're like John Mary.

You got vampire shit on glass tables and shit. They're like, fuck it. Ah, get under that glass table. Watch this. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha. You're doing Sesame Street vampires? Man. So I brought back to a kid show, so that's bad, yeah.

Yeah. That's the only vampire that talks like that. Shit on my face. They call it scatting in Germany. Put it on my chest. Oh, ha, ha, ha. It smells awful, but it's so sexy. S-E-X-Y.

Now, you're not level, but I bet the clip does numbers. I don't want to get in the way of the magic. Yeah, dude. shit on my chest where is the cock chair I will sit in it all night long fuck my wife

WI Fee he's not laughing comment comment your thoughts Well Well This is stupid Have you seen these videos of like they'll show like a dog trying to jump over a fence or something and he doesn't make it?

And then it's a lot. And then it's a podcast now where it's like a gorilla talking to the coyote or whatever. And he's like, what were you thinking now? No, that's hilarious. It's so funny. Wow, that's funny. I've not seen that. Yeah.

So they show the animal video and then it turns into an animal podcast. cast? AI. I mean, it's pretty much almost at that point where you go, okay,

I don't know. Yeah, but, but, but, but it's, but see, I like,

if you're going to do AI, do that. Well, just be funny about it, you're saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know,

do that. It's like, as opposed to fucking destroy the nation with president's saying, right, right, right, right. You know, you say something,

and you go, okay, here's now, Chris, actually interviewing the, do the interview. Right.

That's funny. Right, right. You know, with the ice cream. Then everybody knows. It's like, oh, this is just a funny. No dogs talk.

You're right. Exactly. But when you're going to show like, you know, oh, here's a, you know, you know, here's a private jet picture

and all that bullshit. Yeah, it is weird because people, uh, people believe that shit. I always think back to Phil Henry. You know Phil Henry? He,

well, he's still around and he still does it. And he's fucking so talented. I love. love this dude. He has a radio show. Oh, this guy. What am I talking about? Yeah. Yeah. I had them on my podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, but he's amazing. So he has a radio show or he had, now it's a part. Yeah, well, he, you know, he's older, but he had, um, he has guests on his radio show. And this was back in 1998 and earlier. So, so this before the internet really is popping

off. And now he does it on the internet. But like, he had, he, he interviews a guest for about 15 minutes. and then he takes calls from people that are real out in the world. And what the people that are real and out in the world, they don't understand that he is talking to himself as another character. And he's interrupting himself. It's really actually artful the way he does it. You wouldn't know. I'm going to know. Damn, he was on Rick and Morty.

The dude is, yeah, but when you do like. He's hilarious. He's like, he would do. Crant calls too. So it's like what I'm saying is like, but that's the kind of thing where people. But what I'm saying is he would start the episode sometimes and say, I want to let you know, this is all fake. I'm doing this character.

And there was, we will still get callers in 15 minutes, furious about what I'm saying to myself as another character thinking it's real. And they do and he does. And it's just because, you know, that's awesome. Do you guys remember crank yankers? You remember crank cankers? Yeah. Old school, man.

But these weren't prank call it. His things weren't. Orson Wells would have used AI. You think? Why? He did that radio thing where Mars was attacking. Oh, yeah, yeah. You want to be able to think it was real.

Well, anyone's going to, it's going to be the thing, dude. There's no avoiding it. There's no avoiding it. What do you think, Brennan? I mean, there's no avoiding it. I think being off, there's no avoiding it, but I think being authentic is going to, what separates. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, super talent pool. Yeah. Like, super talent. Like the people that just leaned into AI, like that just do AI, especially the younger generation, like, fuck this. We need something authentic. Oh, I disagree.

So the real talent arise to the top. Like, I disagree. You disagree? I disagree. I think it will be art that is authentic made with AI because of the idea that you have and you've turned it into this. No, that's weak. I think that I don't follow.

I'm dumb. No, well, what I'm saying is like, it's, like, it's. just like you might like the idea of having let's have animals do a podcast right so AI is just the tool right yeah you can use with your so canvas it's paint sure you know so you can still have an authentic idea that you use the AI to right to make but you're not doing the work also you're not doing the work well you're not but also you what's in the box you you wouldn't listen to an hour podcast of a gorilla fucking interviewing a peacock you met you might what if it's really funny I'm saying,

No. Fighter and a kid still has that's good. No, no, no. What I'm saying is that, you know, just in the same way that, you know, you had, you had,

you have CGI in movies and, you know, you use green screen and all that kind of stuff. I mean, that's just, you know, we've been using that stuff now for 40 years. Right.

I'm saying the AI is just, just taking over for that. You know, I think that what Brendan's talking about and when people trash AI is when you go, write me a script. Oh, yeah.

That's the thing, but what I'm saying, that's not what I'm talking about. I'm saying, it's just like that great music that they make, you know. Yeah, yeah. I hate that shit. I don't, see,

I don't think it's great. I love it. I think it's fucking weak. Well, it's not, it's not, it's got these moments still where you're like, oh, that's obviously AI. No, no, I know,

but even if it wasn't, like a human. No soul you're saying? Who gives a fuck? Well, even with that stuff. Yeah, no, I understand what you're saying. And I agree with it. That's not an original IP either, though.

So like what I'm saying, I like that. I think that stuff's very interesting and funny. But what I'm saying is I think there will be people who will be able to make original ideas and content and they'll use the AI as a tool. Yes, it is a slippery thing, though, because it's like at what point does it, you know. I don't know. But Eric, see, I thought you were saying like if someone's like, oh, I'm not good at art, but with chat, GBT, like, draw me a gorilla. No, no, no. It's like, nah, bitch.

That ain't your art. That's not what I'm talking about. Yeah. That's not what I'm talking about. Yeah. It sounds like you were the whole. And totally. No, dude.

Eric. That's not what I said. With the gloves off tonight. It's not what I said. So an AI artist named Sienna Rose has three songs getting streamed in the Spotify top 50 and I'm pretty sure. Oh, the number one country song is an AI song. Really?

Yeah. Not in my world. Also, breaking news. We got a response back from the fly lawyer. Oh, yeah. I asked him if he had merch. I do not, thanks. In the subject line.

Yeah, I was like, he didn't write anything back, and then I saw him. I'll be in Atlanta. You should write it back. That's not very fly. I'll be in Atlanta this summer. Yeah. But I'm trying to be fly. I'll be in Atlanta and I'll be in,

dude, I just, I didn't do my dates and I kept, I fucked it up. But I'll be in a lot of different places. Milwaukee. I'll be in West Nyack. I'll be in St. Louis. I'll be in, uh, uh, uh, Austin soon, buddy. Austin, yes, in March.

And I will be in Australia. You should get together on that. Crisley.com. I don't think we're done with the podcast, but I did want to do the. Oh, we are done. Okay, okay. Well, I'll be all there. We, you know, he has a fire-ass bit, so he's stuck in.

And Cincinnati, Ohio, Columbus, look at all this shit, man. I'm going to be at the Dayton Funny Bone for just one night. I just forgot the date. Let me get it. And the after hour gang just put out our golf video, played 18 at Woodley Lakes. Oh, did you? People are loving it. Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh, that's cool. I would like to watch that. It's fun. Oh, really? Yeah, I want to watch that. These guys play fucking golf? Yeah, I would like to watch that.

You guys play golf? No, I just... He shot one over par. Spoiler alert. Really? Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, he's got that Garmin, bro. And it's a golf guy.

I know, no, I know. It's a stupid Garmin. Golf Garmin, bro. That's such a thing that I would think, like, why would they make that? Of course they do. They probably make fucking so much money off that shit. Golf, if you could market something towards golfers, you could private jet money,

Oh, let me market something for golfers. Oh, haters, haters. Cool. In your private jet, dude. I mean, so much business is done with golf, right? That's still a thing. You know what I mean? But check out airgriffin.com from my day.

Chris, where you at in Denver? The Denver Improv? Is that comedy works or no? I don't know. Improv. The fuck is Denver Impro. So here's what I did. I'm doing some clubs. I want to get more material.

I want to get different material. So I have, I'm doing theaters. but the theaters that I've done recently, I'm coming back to do the club because I want to have a smaller setting where I can work material and do like four or five shows a weekend. And that's going to be... Yeah, I've just never heard of Denver Improde.

I think it might be out in... Yeah, the Denver Infan has been there forever. But I'm going to be at the Omaha Funny Bone one night on January 25th because I'm doing this other show on the 24th in like just in Okalbugi I didn't say that

in Wakanda but be in Wakanda No no but Omaha Nebraska guys 125 All right So come check me out there I'm only doing one show

So you know I don't Just come on out You know what I mean Please Please Go see Eric You won't see someone

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