The Golden Hour - Cub Club

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

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Oh, that would be terrible. So if you're blind, and I would love to hear from blind people, so you just have to shit before you leave the house. Like, you can't leave the house and have like... No, they figured it out. Uh-oh. You ever met this guy? Oh, I'm the dumb one.

You can't argue. There's something about me. You have no idea what you're saying. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Soul. What's up, King of the Sting? It's your boy, Will.

I got a... He looks tired. ...debate club for you guys. Is this Blair Witch? You could have any other profession. Like a blue-collar job. He looks tired. Is this Blair Witch? You could have any other profession. Like a blue collar job. What are you guys picking? I feel like Chris would be a real estate agent. Brendan would be a

bouncer. Oh, that hurts my feelings. Eric would probably be a therapist. And Theo would probably just be gay. That was hilarious. Eric would probably be a therapist and Theo would probably just be gay. As far as gang guys. That was hilarious. That guy nailed it. I think real estate agent is a good guess

because I would love to try and convince people to buy fucking houses, dude. No, Chris would not be a real estate agent. What would I be? He would be the guy that teaches people how to be a real estate agent. Chris would be the guy, there'd be a bunch of people. Isn't that what a stand-up comedian does? He'd be like, you have people how to be a real estate agent. You know? Chris would be the guy. Like, there'd be a bunch of people.

Isn't that what a stand-up comedian does? And he'd be like, you have one of those Janet Jackson things. He'd be like, guys, selling real estate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm all about closing. Yeah. You would teach people how to. Closing with Chris.

Yeah. That's cool. I like that. But that's kind of what a comedian does, dude. You get every job. Yeah. Well, yeah, you would definitely be a therapist. Yeah.

You would be. I want to be a bouncer. I don't want to be a bouncer, man. I like cool things. would definitely be a therapist. Yeah. You would be. I want to be a bouncer. I don't want to be a bouncer, man. I like cool things. You could be it. I don't want to be a bouncer. What would you get? What would you be?

Yeah. What would you be then? I'd probably be like a football coach, high school football coach. Sky. That's the only thing you make less money doing. No, bro, because you got to have two gigs. You can't just be a coach. You got to be a teacher too.

So I teach like gym class and fucking football. Oh, you're one of those? I mean, I guess. Listen, I'm not doing any of it. I'd probably be a Navy SEAL. Yeah, that's Chris right there. Yeah, Chris. Yeah.

He'd be like the guy. But he wouldn't hold a microphone. Oh, I'd be the only fans, boy. No, no, no. I had someone follow me holding it. I'd be the only fans, boy. Now, I have convinced this man to do this with his life. If I can convince him to do this, you guys can convince people to buy houses.

Thank you. And I fucking moonwalk out. And there's just like explosions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do play shows that big. And you give your dates. I didn't play any shows that big. That's very on point.

That's on brand. I like more intimate shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Intimate shows are all the shit. Hey, I like the comic that can't do theaters. Dude, I prefer a club. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the intimacy.

I got to admit, though, clubs are fucking really dope, dude, sometimes when you get a nice crowd in there. Oh, it's rocking? Just a fucking nice crowd and you're just sitting down talking to them. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, though, right? Yeah, no, I do know what you're saying, though. Some guys do say that. Kevin Hart's watching this going like, ha, These funny theater guys that can't do stage plays He plays heaven

I like that Kevin Hart is watching this though That's awesome This is Cats in the Wild Someone spotted Chris I get the worst ones You get the worst ones? At least this guy is like You look like you though bro And my. Yeah, but you look like you, though, bro.

And my shit's always like, you look like you, and then they show somebody who's like a worse version of you. For me, dude, it's always like some fucking. That guy's a serial killer. That guy looks like you. You know what, dude? For me, it always looks like a guy that has a real problem. Yes.

For you, it's just like, oh, that's funny. They're fatter or something. Yeah, they always looks like a guy that has a real problem. Yes. For you, it's just like, oh, that's funny. They're fatter or something. Yeah. They always have glasses and a mustache. Yeah. It doesn't matter what race they are either. That guy looks like you without the it factor. You know what I'm saying?

Like, if you didn't have that kind of it factor. Wait, wait. Hold on. This guy's got a little it factor going on. He's got a good five o'clock shadow, bro. Yeah. I get Jeffrey Dahmer vibes. Yeah.

He's got your forehead, though. You guys should talk at the meetings. He's a little bit, you know, his hair's a little bit further back. So I'll, where is that? That's not. I challenge that. I think that yours is further back this way than his. Nah, it's not, bro.

And that's it. That's the end of the discussion. His is right. His is fucking here. Thank you. It's a little bit. Yours is a little further back. You got Mickey Mouse ears going on.

I speak the truth, and I'll always speak the truth about all the shit, especially physically with me. Bro, that guy, he doesn't have it like this, bro. My shit's encroaching a little bit more than his is, all right? Yeah, because he does have hairy lips. Yeah, he's got good beard. Boy, this thing's been getting used, daddy. Me and Theo used it. Oh, really? That's gross. Yeah, we shared got good beard. Boy, this thing been getting used, daddy. Me and Theo used it.

Oh, really? That's gross. Yeah, we shared it. Yeah. make this song. in the wing. Let's go. King in the sting in the wing. Got it full circle and put on the whole team. Legendary trio, Brittany, Chris, and Theo. What you mean? You know it's the king in the sting in the wing.