The Golden Hour - Dark Web Tires | The Golden Hour #123 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

Erik shares his story of drinking too much water and the guys talk poopin your pants, Pisces birthdays, Brendan's torn bicep, rhinos and hippos, getting tattoos under anesthesia, Erik's butt scar removal and meeting Owen Wilson, Nicholas Hoult and the new superman, celebrity blackout tattoos, Matt Rife's boxing skills, favorite scary movies, debate different serial killers and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Factor meals - Get started at http://factormeals.com/golden50off and use code golden50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

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You guys ready? Here we go Can we start off? I gotta tell you something happened This is some old This is an old guy thing Okay, so I had two flights. I was up early.

I drank a lot of water. Yeah. I get off the one flight, I gotta rush to the next flight. So I get off that flight, it's late, it's like 11 something at night. I have to go to the bathroom bad. Pee pee. Talking about pee pee.

I had to pee bad. And you got another flight. I don't know if you ever felt like this, but I felt like it was just gonna happen regardless. I felt like there was a balloon in there. I felt like that, I was four, but yeah. So I get to the if you ever felt like this, but I felt like it was just gonna happen regardless I felt like it was a balloon and I felt like that I was for but yeah So I get to the bathroom and I'm like, oh my god boom and I just I pee but it's like I felt like it was like Right. So I was like, okay. It was a lot going on I get after the curb and I'm feeling like a little squishy

I need this handy, you know what I mean? Yeah, and then as I go did I shit myself? Here's the thing though, I didn't have to push because it was so the pressure so I go So I go I got a check so I do a little quick finger check Just shitty McShitter son, you know the man covered finger yeah and then here's the thing though here's the thing it's impossible to get rid of the smell no wait no no it's it's not the problem is this is the problem the uber just pulled up you know no that was good that it came forth I like that I like it I get it I hope it's an Indian guy so I got

dudes so I get it I don't know I don't smell nothing. I get in the car and I'm like I'm doing one of these I'm leaning like this I put the window down, you know And the guys like this cuz listen if I didn't call the uber I would have been like I have my bag already I would just went into the bathroom and took care of this hose dog But now I'm just sitting here to the side and then I you know, I'm like he goes are you okay? You know, no, I go No, I'm shit. I'm tired. I didn't say all that I'm sitting here on the side and then I'm like, he goes, are you okay? I go, no, I'm tired. I didn't say all that. I said, I'm tired.

I'm gonna just put the window down and get some air. You know what I mean? This guy, I knew he knew because he was zooming. He's all, oh yeah. This guy was like, it was GTA to the hotel. Oh, a white dude? No, it was like this young dude. And I just was like, but I mean, I was like, oh my God.

I thought you said he was Indian. No, I didn't say that. No, I was saying he hoped it was like this young dude and I just was like but I mean I was like, oh my god They said it was Indian. No, I didn't say I was saying he hoped it was Your racist, okay Like, you know, we frequently talk about when you shit your pants. So you got the hotel room and you frequently talk about it Yeah, yeah It's a weekly thing. So we get to have not shit my pants in since I was like No, I must have been so we get to... I have not shit my pants since I was like 30. No, I must have been 10. Things happen man. So I get to the hotel, you know, and then you because you know I don't know if you ever do this when you shoot your pants but you want to see you know you want to be like how bad was it? I

assume I would I guess yes. So you're sitting in I just go oh man it wasn't terrible but it still was bad. It's wet. It's just uncut. It was bad. Yeah, yeah, anything's terrible. So did you burn the underwear? So my thing, I had to throw it away. My thing is like, I always tease Rachel. I'm like, I'm bringing these home, because I told her what happened. You sent her pictures of me bringing them home? Oh God, she has to stay in love with you though.

So how do you do that? You gotta keep the romance alive, huh? She loves me for a lot of other reasons. So I went, you know, I just like, and then you're like, you're sitting on the toilet and I'm like trying to clean up and I go, what am I doing? I just went right to the shower. Yeah, hose down. You know what I mean? You gotta hose that biggie. But then I just feel like, I just like, and then you're like, you're sitting on the toilet and I'm like trying to clean up and I go, what am I doing? I just went right to the shower.

Yeah, hose down. You know what I mean? You gotta hose that biggie. But then I just feel like I just ruined this shower floor. I almost, I almost wanna change rooms. What? Now, now when you're on the road hotels, I'm like, fuck it. Oh, I think about that all the time.

Change clothes. I think about what I, you know, what happened, but it was just like, oh man, I was so tired. And it's what it was, I was tired and I what I you know what you what happened, but it was just like oh man. I was so tired It's what it was I was tired. I was you know Drink a lot of water. You know I'm just confused why you shit yourself though from the water. You're too comfortable I know no no no just older this one's gonna ending up I had to pee so bad like I was gonna piss myself. I've been there I'm sure what I'm saying is the pressure so came out... This guy forgot about his anus. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He just didn't think about it. I wasn't thinking about it. He's like, my God, I have to pee so bad, I'm not even thinking about my anus. I gave him just a little push. Quick thought here. Quick thought here. Yeah, quick thought here. You ever thought of wearing...

It was a good idea. Yeah, no doubt. You ever thought of wearing Depends? No. Oh, I have. Oh yeah, hell yeah. Make it easy on yourself. I do that sometimes.

But it was just one of those... I get it it man. It's just one of those days. You don't want to wake up Everything sucks. Just one of those days Exactly what happened. You want to wake up and break stuff, but I was with Matt. You forget about your anus I think I'm gonna shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You think you're gonna pee? Well you drink too much water I'm leaving out what I ate also the night before It was fucking crazy. What'd you have that before? I don't remember Yeah, right It was like a late flight. It was a four o'clock flight. I didn't get to Dallas till like 11 something. Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, whatever dude

I'll be in Vegas coming up here. So I'm going to Vegas. I'm going to, uh, I, I booked Vegas wise guys over there. Keith's, uh, place. Is that the new one? Yeah, I think so. He has a new one. Oh yeah. He's got two. I don't know which one.

Like a mile apart. Yeah. Um, and then I'm going to what I got a bunch of dates like, uh, uh, Rhode Island. I don't know. I wouldn't fucking be going speaking to Limp Bizkit. Connor's going to Ireland. Oh yeah. I saw this.

Who's going to Limp Bizkit in Ireland tomorrow this. Who's going to limp biscuit in Ireland tomorrow. I'll be banging the center of the mosh pit if you're looking for their jaw broke or their teeth set. All right. Well I'm going to be in Minnesota. Well yeah. I mean there's too many people probably there, but I'm going to be in Minnesota and Pittsburgh with rife at some, whatever arena he's doing that I'm going to be at the, uh, Ontario improv, Friday the 28th, two shows. Hyenas in Fort Worth in April.

The Mothership, 11th through the 13th. What else we got here? Kansas City, 17th through the 19th. Laughs in Seattle, 25th through the 26th. Dude, you always hijack my shit. Yeah, well, that's what we're doing. Go to chrisdelia.com, man. immediately go to erigriffin.com. What?

He reads dates all the way through. I know, dude. April 2026, I'll be at, yeah. Depending on who's president, 2030, I'll be at, um. And it's my birthday tomorrow. Oh yeah, that's right. That's right. Oh yeah, with some Pisces babies.

Oh yeah, and you already had yours? No. No, no, no. When's yours? Next Tuesday. Oh yeah, like like oh bro. Yeah, I'm a bad friend. I don't know your birthday Dude, but I'll tell you what though is it in your calendar? No, it is nice and it adds it now So I'm like, oh, yeah, oh my dad. Oh, it does. Yeah, how's it add? I don't know it certain people at ads Well, Chris has that you know, I'm a dickhead Chris has that you know I'm a dickhead calendar So like remember I'm a dickhead it purposely doesn't You sure you want me to schedule that you're a piece of shit only certain people will come up

It'd be like it's Brian Cowan's birthday. I'm like oh, yeah. Thank you. Whoa iPhone um But so What was I was gonna say something before we get into these meatballs that chin made? Who are you where he purposely kept to the forks? Yeah, because he knows what it ate him before the like he's a Korean auntie last time last time he brought him I eat Everybody's you made it for Eric's birthday. Oh Nice. Oh, no, you're like you're like good producer. Hey, yeah Nick trying to sneak one in this Nick's best in the business right now

Yeah, but but also one for the B day, just one. Well, one for each of us. I have more, but I'm just not telling you where they're at right now. Yeah, right. Yeah. Oh yeah. All right. I love them.

Let's eat them. They're the best meatballs in the game. Let's eat them because they're keto. They're keto. Nice. They're keto. So they're, they're, they're keto, Kalen. Healthy meat.

He's coming on our podcast tomorrow. Who? Way more. Oh wow. Really? Yeah. Oh wow. Brian's going to talk about real estate or some shit, but I'll talk about it. Is that real? Yeah, it's real Okay, let's come on fighting kid Brian's boring, huh? Yeah

So what do you how do you work out to cater? Okay? What you're not you look great like can we talk about? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah should bring David, you know who your guy David? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's your Kato. Oh, yeah Let the girl can we have a fork? Okay, too is we could do this you guys want to catch him or you wanna bring over there? They'd be nice to be proud of they go near Eric's butt at all Yeah, I don't want your Asian skills to kill us by accident Did he do the flashback to him practicing one One of them is like a sample from Costco. So they're twist offs, they're not the pop off twist off. Thanks for telling us.

I'm embarrassed to show them. He's so fancy with the twist off. So what's your meatball process, Jin? That's bison meat, Italian sausage, mild, low sodium, no parsley parmesan Garlic powder And just make it a ball Eric why does it taste it's really really good. Thank you cuz me usually dry meatballs are usually dry. Well, but is it, so it's really, really good, but you said it's keto, so it's like different

than a normal meatball. So instead of using regular bread, I used the best tasting keto bread that I found. And that took me forever. Yeah, and there's... It's really good, I mean, it's... Who puts bread, I mean... You have to.

So this is like a, so it's a sandwich. Sorry guys, I don't have any. There's egg in there, there's bread, but I mean, it's You have to There's egg in there there's bread there but it's keto so it's like like Literally each piece of bread is like one carb and I only put three pieces in there The bread low carb we're in very very low carb. It's essentially like you're eating meat, but there's more ingredients than meat in there Yeah, and those low sodium marinara. Hey, Chin trying to get it. Honestly, Chin trying to fuck. And you know what? It's working. These are, I mean, just great. There's nothing, this is top-notch. Not too salty, right? No, it's just top-notch. Make Chin just start just a meatball store. Do you not do it in your ad voice though?

So he can really believe you? The funny thing about this is, it's absolutely top notch. I'd give it a 10 out of 10. Light rain today in LA. Let's take a break here. We got Chin's Master Meatballs. Meatballs, Chin's Meatballs.

10 out of 10 says Kristen Leah. Nurgito friendly for those fat fucks out there. Looking for a healthy meatball. Low in carbs. Contosis. These guys, co-signed by Lizzo. Stay at good. No they didn't.

She's so fat. She's so fat. You wouldn't want to eat the same stuff Lizzo was eating. Fat, fat. Minnesota Vikings. She lost it all. She's still fat. She's still so fat. Still super fat. If you're that fat and you She lost it all she's still so still super fat If you're that bad and you lost it all you're still fat fat. She went from 700 to 600. That's still fat my book Eric

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Why how'd it go? What happened? I was changing the jacket got him. No, I don't do I tore it on my left I know when Jack's left man. I Jack left. Yeah, you don't want I tore it is on my left hand. No one Jack's left, man. I Jack left. Yeah. Well, you don't want to. I check my friends left. You don't want to be you. Motorbike. No. So yeah. No, I, uh, I was changing the tires on my, yeah, the Trump Jack off. I was changing the tires on my Hummer and it was early in the morning. I changed all three and the last one is a weird angle.

I think I'd do it with one hand cause I'm bam bam strong. And they're like 120 pounds each. I was like, I got this. And I went, kikoo. She went, oh. Brandon, why did you do that? That's not a getting older thing. You tried to throw 120 pounds. He was just with that big strong guy.

So that's still in his cycle. Yeah. So wait. So when did this happen? Friday. And so how does it feel now? Horrible. So now what do you do? You take off some-

I inject TRT and peptides directly into my bicep right now. Actually? Yeah. So I have, if I took my sweatshirt off, it looks all weird. Okay, so- So you didn't go to the doctor. No, that's for hell's sake. He's never been to the doctor and doesn't drink water.

So you- So you- The general doctor's going to go, yeah, he tore it. Yeah. So, okay. So we understand that. So hold on. So, uh, what are you doing anything now? So you haven't worked out in the past few days, right? I just do cardio. Like, like what do you do this morning? Yeah. Two miles. That's cool. I can't do anything. Oh, that's Bostie. Yesterday we're at baseball. He was dad. I found a rabbit. Zoom in. We're at tiger's baseball practice He goes, Dad, I found a rabbit. Let me see. Zoom in.

We're at Tiger's baseball practice. He goes, Dad, I found a rabbit. Oh my God. And I'm like, what? He brings this little sweet rabbit up. Oh my God. That's so cute. And Basti took care of him for the two and a half hour practice. I go, he goes, can we take it home? I go, no, dude. He has rabies. Also, do you have any milk? Do you have milk? Do you have Ripplesfokker? No, you don't. What'd you do with it?

Well, the mama rabbit came back. I go, look, there mom. He was so I'm taking home. I go dude imagine Yeah, somebody took Billy. What do you mean fucking heartbroken? Dude, the biggest the biggest meltdown ever in front of the whole team. It was a complete disaster, dude He I was a yeah, keep it warm. He's going For three hours. You could have put in Eric's butt. I gotta tell you, this is weird though. Him being an animal guy with that hat on. Oh, that's hilarious. Oh, I just don't understand.

I care about animals. To be fair, he's wearing dad's hat. But not chickens. I care about animals and how they taste. I love animals. They're delicious. That's what this'm about to saute. Look at that baby. Cute as fuck. So then I looked up before he knew, I looked up how to take care of an infant rabbit. Oh bro, it's a disaster. Oh there. Yeah. You have to, you have to melt,

you have to give them milk, goats milk or rabbit milk, which I don't have access. Well charge shit to your credit card, too Yeah, yeah do it every morning for five minutes and at night for five minutes. You have to have a heat lamp Yeah, cuz it's gonna be you doing it. Oh, yeah, cuz I give him two and a half hours and then he's done He's out. Well, do. What about your rabbit? Yeah, the Transformers. Transformers are on. We got a new dog, you know, and it's a Doxon and I said to Chris and I was like, look, if you want to get another dog, it's your dog, you take care of it, and it's like, you know, dude, she'll go up to bed first sometimes, you

know, and then I'll be there on the couch and I'll be watching TV and I'll be like, wait a minute. And I'll look in the fucking dogs next to me. I'm like, now I got to take it out, dude. Take it out and take care of it. Yeah. So it, but I don't want to. Yeah, I feel you. So just let him shit in the house. Rachel. He does. Rachel won't even let me get a dog. Cause she doesn't want to take care of him. Yeah. She's right. You just get one. Right. Hey, just get one. Come home.'t want to take care of him when I'm out of town. Well she's right.

You just get one. She's right. Hey just get one, come home. She'll fall in love with it. Yeah. She'll fall in love with it. Oh I did that once. You're acting like you're not married.

Oh no I did that once. Where's that dog? He went back to his dog. Taking care of it. When I say it was a fight, yeah. She went and came out of the room for two days. Taking care of a dog is,

It's easy. It's not easy dude. If you're a uh, it's easy. It's not easy. Dude, if you're a dog guy, it is. No, it's not dude. And I want, I want people to understand. You know why? Cause you're a cat guy, but you want to be a dog guy. I'm not a cat guy.

You're a cat hamster guy. I've never even seen a cat. You give off that vibe. You're your cat hamster guy. He basically just said you're super gay. How about when people think that they have cats and shit and you're like, do you? I've never seen it. They fucking are never around, bro.

Fuck these cats, man. You know cats, if you pass away, they'll eat you? That's the difference. Well, that shows you how loyal they are. That's fine, honestly, I don't care. That means they want to eat you all the time. Yes, but they're just waiting for you to chill out. They want to eat you all the time

and they're just going like this. You look like that meatball to them. Still breathing? You look like Chin's meatball, yeah, and they just don't eat it dogs So, you know dogs are loyal dogs will give you love instantly But I kind of something I like about an independence of a cat. Yeah If you don't if you want independence, don't get a fucking golden doodle that thing is on my dick Non-stop. I can't do shit without him right beside. So I like independence That's why I have a fucking I have a rhino in my backyard and he is

So independent, honestly, it's If he wasn't that rich though. Yeah, that's the kind of animal you constant I make a constantly call the gate guy and think he has to fix it He just fucking. If you're that rich, like, oh, what'd you get? You got some King Corsos to protect property? Nah, I got two white rhinos. They don't get enough bad press.

Rhinos? Rhinos and hippos. Like hippos. Well, hippos, yeah. Hippos are the most dangerous animals. Most dangerous animals, yeah. Yeah. Like more people have died I think from hippos than wine.

They're the most dangerous, yeah. Mosquitoes are number one, but hippos number two. The rhino horn is hundreds of thousands of dollars on the black market. Why? Because idiots think they can drink it. To make it what? Give them powers.

Fucking necklaces or what? Your dick hard. That's a minimal thing. Rhino dick. Really? Yeah. That's why you see those rhinos on the pictures of in the gas station.

Rhino 3000. So they use what's in the, in the, in the horn. That pack. They make a powder. They make a powder. Yeah, but they make a pound of it. Obviously bullshit, right? Sure.

Uh. Lalalala. Using traditional science medicine. In countries like Vietnam, rhino horn is used as a recreational drug or a status symbol that you are balling if you're eating. Right. Oh, wow.

And some, sometimes you can see this hangover cure. What the fuck? It does nothing, you're eating. Right. Oh, wow. And sometimes consumers hangover care. What the fuck? Does nothing, you know? Get some coconut water, man. Leave the rhinos alone. I thought it was dick hearts. I don't think the juice is worth the squeeze. No, no, hell no.

You gotta go get a rhino? What are you talking about? People just eat more hippos. Although hippos are cute as fuck. You ever seen a baby hippo? No. Oh my God. Of course not. Did die for. They're cute as fuck. You never hear about hippo no no my god of course died for um they're cute

you never hear about people eating hippos or rhinos no i think cuz they yeah bro what do what are we talking about look at that one look at that one that's not cute bro that looks like that thing that your kid had a i on the top right that's bullshit that thing is fucking no you got to get a head on you gotta get a face on from You gotta get a face on. From the side, they look like shit. That's so ugly. Face to face. There it is right there. You just went over the cute looking one. No, see the bottom one that looks like it's gonna die? Yeah, when they're real little.

Yeah, that one. Cute as fuck. That's funny, bro. He's wet all the time. Just wet. That's Oakja. That's a wet ass hippo. No? Wet ass hippo. Wet ass hippo.

That song would be, Whoa? Yeah, I don't know man. I think that uh. Get a hippo tattoo dude. I know you run out of ideas. No, I have a bunch of ideas. I just fucking, it's, dude. Yeah, right bro. I look fucking awesome. I look fucking.

You don't want to sleeve it up though. You just keep getting random shit. But here's the thing though. It's so much time. It's so much time, bro. Painful. The pain is one thing I would deal with that. I don't really care about it. You know, like, you know, it'd be nice if they just go, Hey, what time you go to bed? Like, ah, usually about nine. Yeah. All right. Well we're going to give this like, we're going to put you out and you'll wake up, you'll wake up in the morning and you'll be tatted.

They do. They do do that though. Then, you know, the football player, was it Dak? Did it? So somebody did it on the, I think on the Dak Prescott. Who? Okay. Right. Yes.

He did also, but there was a football player that did it. And he, and the drummer did it for, is that who that is? Yep. But they went out, they went out for like hours and hours and they did his back. It's crazy. And people are like, You pussy! And it's like... I think Tyga did it too. But like, who's that for when people say that?

Oh, who cares, bro? You know what I mean? Shut up. Also, if you've done some already, who gives a fuck? Like, you know what it's like. But, bro, it's like, it's it's so like if there was a tattoo like eventually there'll be skins that we have Exactly so Rare one I thought it's a day one Rare one I mean you know it is it's like with a tram stamp. It's like daddy. It does take, does it say Dade County?

It does. It does think it does kind of, if you've done it under the, what do you call it? Uh, anesthesia, anesthesia. It's kind of, it's kind of, I got it with that. I don't use the numbing cream. That's how straight I am. You don't? Yeah, I have. I said to the guy, I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. So he was doing it because I never asked for it because I actually am like, who knows if I'm allergic to that shit. Like I'm just, I don't want to, so he, um, because I'm allergic to some shit numbing stuff in my mouth. So, um, it makes your mouth go numb. Yeah.

Makes my mouth like a, what do you call it from the dentist? I don't know. I don't want to do that bit, Nick. So, uh, you gave it a little bit. So, um, there was a part where I was like, I could do it. And I was like, I don't want to do it. It's his bit, you do it. And so, um.

You know what it was? You're always mad when you miss out on a good Nick bit. Nick's got good bits. Cause so many times you've been like this, ah. Yeah, Nick's got some good stuff. So you thought it was going to be one of those and you realized it wasn't. It wasn't bad. It was just be one of those and you realize it wasn't it was it wasn't bad

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So wait, what was I talking about though? Hold on nothing anesthesia. Oh, so tattoo guy came over and he was doing my My him over to the crib. Yeah, so I don't remember what he was doing, but your ribs Yeah, I don't think it was the ribs that he used it on but he was like Yeah, the ribs are to me are the worst by far way worse and also the calves bro. Oh my that was terrible But but I'm a cream doesn't work Well, but hold on. You know why cuz your body releases natural endorphins to numb the pain So when you do the numbing cream your body's like, oh we good and then that shit wears off and you don't have

Well, I'll tell you my it's not a tattoo story But I'll tell you my no, but hold on though. Okay. Yeah. Hold on Not there hurt not the throat didn't hurt no, oh neck didn't hurt wiener You know, I never got my wiener tattooed didn't hurt didn't hurt didn't hurt people say this hurts a lot. It was okay This was brutal. But so he anyway, he was tattoo me. I don't remember where he was tattooing me, but he tattooed me and he was like, how's it feel? And I'm like, actually really done. I don't bother at all. He's like, I put that numbing cream on you and I was like, Oh, you did? And it felt awesome for about two hours.

And then you really start to feel it after that. And then it goes, well I had like a scar from doing like, I did like, what do you call it? Damn, he looks good. Wow. Oddfuck. He got all his tattoos removed? Well he had really bad tattoos though.

Did he? He like let his buddies tattoo him and shit, that's why I had to get rid of him. Oh, he must be doing better mentally. Yeah, he said he's sober. Yeah, he probably woke up and was like, what the fuck? Good, cause I'm sick of hearing about it. He was like, he was going like this I'm a kid. Why would I know? Are they that these tattoos were bad?

Mars attacks ones lit but outside that they're all bad Zoom in a little bit. I guess you had to he knows that's painful He looks like somebody's aunt who transitioned there right got tits removed. Um, yeah i'm a huge i like him the tattoo removal like that isn't that very painful way worse way worse yeah because i had like a scar that they said oh we can we'll do some light thing right we just put some numbing cream and i was like okay and then they soon as that shit hit me i was like i want to almost punch this bitch in the face yeah to get him was it to get him removed look at the guy in the back staring at his ass. But to get him removed is weird.

It fucking hurts. So what did you use it on? Because I had done, I went to Next Health, and I got the, I was doing that biothetical hormone treatment for a little while. Thank you, man. And it was great. You get your testosterone and all this kind of, anyways,

I had a scar. It was the kind of thing where they put a little slit on your butt and they put the things in, the pellets. So I had this scar on my butt. So they go, I say, what the fuck's this? They say, we can remove it, don't worry. So they put the numbing cream and I'm like, okay. As soon as that light thing hit, I was like, no.

They were like, I said, and then I was like, no, we have to do it one more time. I was like. You gotta go back a bunch of times. I went like this. It's expensive, dude. I went like no they were like I said then I was like no you had to do it one more time I was like you got to go back a bunch of I would like this it's expensive. I'm like this Okay, I don't give it doesn't yeah, I don't I don't but it hurts I'm saying like that. It's what I'm saying is the numbers must be way worse than work a tattoo The people I know that I know yeah, I wouldn't yeah, no neither would I I like you could cover it work So dude, those aren't that bad whatever no no but he was doing a lot of like acting You know I have this tattoo and then you have to like then he was like I don't like that anymore And he covered it with something right right right right a while you're changing the stuff. You know, but you know us tax code

In on that you know you Am I joke is always terrible when somebody says, am I right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it? I wanna get more tats, it's just such a time consuming thing, man. I really wanna-

Yeah, but when you're an actor, they have to cover all that shit. Yeah, but it's easy now. You better be the rock. It's easier actually. Cause eventually they're gonna be like, you know what, we'll just book the guy that doesn't have tats. Yeah, but now it's easy, they could probably do it,

honestly, they don't even have to do makeup. They just fucking do it later. Yeah with the Yeah Um, I don't Care about I like I like I love I love tattoos man, I enjoy myself would you ever black yourself out like fucking Daughtry No machine gun Kelly. Yeah, I know but it's funnier to talk about American Idol's back and I haven't watched yet you like Carrie Underwood lover oh do this I already miss Kate I love Carrie Underwood but I'll

tell you this I just watch any that's dope you won't miss you he looks cool Carrie Underwood's great he looks fucking she's so pretty too That's very jacks from Mortal Kombat. Oh, yeah, you don't realize how pretty Katy Perry is till she's gone, you know Yeah, that's Matt. Rife got a lot of tattoos. I just went to do that one of those guys Yes, but he hides them. They had to like yeah. Yeah Yes, a bunch of tattoos. Yeah, I see He's in the tattoos. Look at that. That's too much. That's stupid. Oh your venom your venom I don't know. Oh cool your vet. I don't I do not understand that I kind of like that's not a tattoo

He goes I agree. Why don't you wear a black shirt? Well, I don't know. Does Matt right? Is he like, oh, what can I do to get hotter? Like he's already girls already won But it's like I'm so sick. I get it What can I do because a lot of guys I'm not saying that does well all the guys who are entertainment in the view to soft They get tattooed, you know, that's a good. Yeah, not soft. He boxes. No, he said yeah. No, I know. Yeah He I think he beat up Brian Callan at the gym Brian big box Brian would beat the brakes off him

He was training he was training training yeah Um, I think our definition good is right, you know, he's good for Hollywood Like Frank, you know, you don't even know him. I don't have but I don't have to I don't he's too busy to get good at boxing No, but at the time he wasn't he wasn't doing what he's doing. He's on like wildin out and shit You don't be tough on my god Tough it no, I love Matt. I'll tell you if he wants to test is like boxing Capabilities box Frank grill and that's his buddy. I call you it on Hollywood box Frank Grillo I know but I'm gonna fucking box. This is a pro box. Shut up. Yeah, he looks pretty good. That's what's his buddy Hollywood on Hollywood box Frank Grillo. I know but I'm a fucking box. This is a pro box

Shut up. Yeah, he looks pretty good. That's what's his face. Um, yeah, he looks like he looks name Why don't I forget his name is terrible. He's good Met Owen Wilson guys. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh cool. Yeah, he's got to be cool, right? He was very yeah How could he not that'd be so weird to think he's not cool. Yeah, you know, I look at him I was like I was like I get it When you're there without him, right? Yeah, I can't cuz he's like a weird, you know But I go oh and he's so quick and fast, you know We're doing this like big conference room scene and I'm just like, was he cool too? Very cool. No ego. No that shit Yeah, very cool. Well, I mean like he he uh, yeah, he seems so chill. Wow, very so funny

Oh, man, I bottle rocket movie fuck when I, he seems so chill. Wow. He's so funny. Wow. Oh man, that bottle rocket movie, fuck, when I first saw that, that's how I first saw him. There's so many movies. And his brother's super talented too. Yeah. So, that's cool, Rolling Loud, right? That's what it's called, yeah.

Well, is it gonna, where's it releasing or what is it? I have no idea. I don't know all the details of that stuff, you know. That's the weird thing about movies. You do a movie in like 2025. Comes out three years later. And then in 2036, they're like, and here's the, it's a period piece.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here are the assets. You're like, the assets to what? Here, just post them. And you're like, oh, I did this nine years ago. Yeah, dude. That's like when The Rock was on those big tours and he filmed it like six years ago.

Like, what did you have to get, what level do you have to get to, to play? You know, and he's like, you know, you know, you know, I'm still mad about Nick's bit. This is when the shitty, the shitty movies are like, uh, it's Mario talking about them in the hotel room. Mario the singer. No, no, no. What's his name?

Mario. Oh, oh, he's bro. You know what I think? Mario Lopez might be the most famous person in the world. Yeah, he's in every, he's bro, you know, I think Mario Lopez might be the most famous person in the world He's in every hotel you I always know this movie shitty cuz it's like he starts with him then they go to the actors and then actors are like Yeah, we've got yeah, the actors are like, you know just to play that part. Yeah. Oh, you didn't have a good time Well, no, but dude has a good time filming a fucking movie bro especially like these movies that they

do oh can I tell you guys maybe rolling loud is fun but I mean you didn't shit wait I was here with your boys yeah I'm in Atlanta I was in Atlanta Chris's favorite place I'm going I'll be in Atlanta good tickets at Chris Lee dot com all the black people coming out and it was it was like, Atlanta has all these studios now and they're in the backwoods. You think it's Blair Witch. And all of a sudden, like 45 sets are in front of you. And we're standing at this little thing.

So they're doing Superman there. Okay. Right. Still? They're doing reshoots. Oh. And they're staying at the same hotel. Oh shit. Yeah. So I'm walking down the hallway and I see, I see Holt. Yeah, my arm, but yeah.

Oh, sorry. What's his, what's that guy's name? Nicholas? Nicholas Holt. He's a good actor. He's way taller than you. No, I knew he was, dude. I knew he was, bro.

I can see it though. No, no, no, no. He's so good at that. Yeah, he's tall, but I see him and I'm like, I. Yeah, he's tall but I see him and I'm like I'm just walking to and I see him and I don't know what to do. So I go like this. Oh He's like, hey, how you doing? You know who you are? I don't know. I don't care if he does you probably know who I am Fuck yeah He told you if he could have been a workaholics fan

Yeah, true true true, but I saw him I heard James Dunn was there too, and I still wanted to find him. James Dunn? The director. Oh, no, James Gunn. Dunn, Gunn, whatever. You're talking about Charles Dunn is a fucking yelp. Bring up the guy they're talking about, the new Lex Luthor. But this is the real shit.

I'm in my... Oh, he's fantastic. He's real tall, it's crazy. So I'm in the elevator, I go I go down the elevator the elevator door opens Superman What if you did that He gives in the elevator, he gets in the elevator real nice to you. You don't need to use the elevator!

And he was real cool. He saw me and he goes, hey what's up man, how you doing? You know who we are? I have no idea. If he did he probably knows who I am! Fuck yeah bro! He hit that one twice. This is all I do.

Let me see the new Superman name. This is all I do. I go, I'm not going to do it on your arm. But I just go. Good luck man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what else to do. I go I just I'm not gonna do on your arm. Yeah, I just go Good luck, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What does it say? I should get a picture. Well, whatever I think it's better you didn't I mean Bro, it's what he felt like it was crazy. It's a bastard. This was crazy I mean bro, if you like that kind of thing, he looks just like

Caval I know I know I know that's why that is why I fire him Maybe Caval sick of the shit not well, he's younger. He's way younger, but I'll tell you this right now though This is why the trailer looks so bad for that is superman, but let me just tell you something the the the the this is the reason That Superman movies have never been that good because they easy now Which one Christopher? He tookizzo's a hundred years ago which would the Henry Cavill ones are not good and and and I mean dude, they're not good Superman is not good. No, no the movie movie, but there's some great stuff in that movie No, no, no, dude. Oh This show Dean King. Let me tell you why

They because they never ever pick an interesting actor they just pick the most Superman Superman looking like the Nicolas Cage one. I would have been all in it for that one, bro You know what? He's 60. I hear what you're saying. Henry Cavill's not a bad actor No, I hear what you say. I didn't like it. I thought his chest was too hairy for Superman. Superman shouldn't have a hairy chest. The problem with Superman is the fact of what the character is. The scripts are bad. No, no, no, no, no. I never fucked with Superman. The guy's a god. That's what the problem is. There's no villain that can beat him. But no. And there's no story that's interesting. Well, Doomsday. Dooms that can beat him, but no and this is no story. Doomsday can be but in one of them

Yes, it's not it's not such a torquey thing. Actually, you know doomsday Forget about his strength. Well, that's who killed him. I know the comic book my mom gave it away. I still have it. So The thing about What in one of the movies of Henry Cavill movies? They didn't even have kryptonite or something It was like it's like well, how's gonna die that man superman a kryptonite. Yeah, I know But that's the only way Batman would be able to beat him yeah Batman and Superman was Horrendous it was so bad wasn't horrendous. That's crazy. That is a bad take It wasn't her it's a bad take. It wasn't horrendous.

It's a bad take. First of all, I thought Ben Affleck, if you had to rank all the Batmans. Ben Affleck is way up there. I agree. I agree. I think he's a great Batman. I love Ben Affleck. But here's the thing, you don't play the video game.

Did you ever play Arkham Knight? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay, that movie, that's, when he goes to rescue Superman's mom, that's an homage to the video game. He hit everything. The disruptor. The the batarang the fucking grappling hook the whole shit the problem with that movie is Batman doesn't kill people and they didn't explain why he went over the edge that's what's wrong with that

also it was very bad here's the thing with Superman 2 is like it goes against really what like nature I don't know like you have that kind of power. You can't spin the earth. You're always gonna be. That's why Homelander's so good. It's to be a good guy, exactly. It's like, come on. That's who Superman would turn into. Homelander, that character and that actor in that show,

dude, I hope people understand, like, that portrayal of that guy, the way that, playing that role is so Easy to fuck up. Yeah, and he that dude nails nails. What's his name Tony star, bro? He is so Good in that fucking role. Do you watch that show the boys? What's the best superhero? Acting I think number one is always gonna be Robert Downey Jr. You think yeah, I'll do nobody to make that character as serious as he does believable as it is

That's the reason why the Marvel right was so great and now it's all taken Yeah, they need that guy he's great and that guy's pretty I like Punisher and it's coming back Like Punisher, but I just want Punisher to be it's too corny on Disney. It's too cool I don't like that It was too corn. I don't like it because they no no no do I'm talking about the making of it I give you say but I think that like dude give it its due You know John John Berlint all who's my boy. He was saying tall as your boys birth all but yeah Yeah, he's doing this second season. He was like, it's super violent

Just good what that's what I want. He goes. This is what Punisher should yeah, that's what I want You know what sure I'm watching. I like this guy. I Don't know you watching Reacher on Prime. No, oh, I love Whatever, but I love Reacher. I love the he but but but now it's just like it gets a little cheesy I saw the the he but but but now it's just like it gets a little cheesy. I saw the first Season and I'm like, it's fine. But in the books, that's what John Jack Reacher supposed to look like not Tom I know that but what's the what's the thing where there's one video where a guy was like describing Reacher at the show and he was like

It was really funny. I'm gonna fuck it up but he was like talking about how good Reacher was and then he would say because he's so much bigger than everyone else and it's never like he just beats his shit at everyone and it's now you're never worried that he's gonna lose it was really funny I was on riffing with Griffin yeah no no no no no no it wasn't dude okay no no no but you know what's crazy wait hold on a second go back Nick go back up That guy right there. I don't know who that is. Yeah, the big guy the big guy

This guy is giant norm. I saw the cuz he's bigger than this guy. I know how big is he he said to 350 Bounce But he but he 50 pounds Dutchman that's Kevin he's next to the directors also known as the Dutch Giants and Samson Jones That's Kevin right there But he, but he You heard it here first Not right now with this arm Challenge

But he uh, he was a strong man yeah Dutch is crazy bro If you're born, wherever they're born Well if you don't know how to kick box in your Dutch You're fucking, what are you doing? Why? That's all they do How do you even enjoy stuff?

Being that big? Can you enjoy John Wick? You know I'm talking to you Oh no they can't even enjoy stuff. Can you in that big? Can you enjoy John wick? You know, I'm talking to you. Oh, no, I don't watch any of that shit We probably can't enjoy cuz you cuz you're the whole time. He's like, yeah, but you know, you know, it's bullshit There's so you know, but if it's in your you know, it's a movie I think that's why I like horse shit like serial killer stuff Bro, I have been I have been that's the movie on zero killer that goes after like UFC fighters yeah you know I do the Ted Bundy if he walked in

my house yeah you've seen Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer trying to suck me on yeah yeah but yeah after he sucked you off what do you do you would get seduced by Ted Bundy just was knocking on the door I I'm about to kill you. No, he's gonna be like, Brendan! Yeah, that'd work. That'd work. Oh, you brought meatballs? That'd work, yeah. Yeah, he's gonna bring meatballs, you know what I mean?

What do you call? Then he's gonna be behind you like, yo, what's going on with that? Got him! Ah! Yup, yup, got him, got him! And you're gonna wake up in a chair. Get sucked off.

I saw, I've been on my BTK. I've been listening to BTK. He's the worst one. Bro. Because he kills kids, the worst one. You don't want to go down that road. No, dude. He might be.

He kills kids just to get rid of them so he can kill who he wants to kill. That's, oh man, I'm like. Why are you fucking, you don't want to go down the BTK road. No, no, no. Let's sort of let's go. You're not ready. You're not ready. You know, I'm ready

Different BDK is worse than gasey BDK kills kids and would take little brothers and put them for their little sisters I think kill the little sister in front of the brother and then hang kids or he's the worst. But anyway That's why I like Dahmer fuck. They're just gay older guys, you know? If you're gonna kill anyone. No, but. Make sure they're black. No, but. That's why I like Dahmer.

But it's impressive because he killed just men. Everyone else fucking with kids and wives. No, no, no, no, you're talking about the actual acts itself. BTK, yes. Well, the worst. I know, but what I'm saying though is that when you hear John, when you hear Gacy talk and what the kind of person that he was.

BTK was worse, bro. You think so? Way worse. I think you're both terrible. I'm not going to be like that. No, no, no. I know, obviously. No, Richard Ramirez might be worse than that. Yeah, but if you watch the way BTK-

He raped grandmas. If you watch the way BTK, because the judge says to BTK, he's like, I want to know everything you've done I want it on record and BTK it takes like 40 minutes and he just talks about his career of killing and he was just like 30 years I tied him up and I you know, I mean it's just like he's like shopping at the fucking yeah, dude is Wild BTK's again. There was I think that okay. Who do you think BTK is more similar to? Dahmer or Gacy neither? Who do you think BTK is more similar to Dahmer or Gacy neither?

Neither I mean Gacy was the one who killed like younger men that was like in a I mean It's he killed like 40 people What I'm saying though is that Dahmer had a thing about him where you I felt like he was like hey I'm I'm not gonna stop so you got to stop. Yeah, he's like you gotta kill me away But what I'm saying is like there was something wrong with him I feel like BTK there was something wrong with him and he just was going that gasey when you hear him talk he reveled in it yeah yeah yeah like he was like there's some of you'd be like oh man you're a fucking monster I think those guys I think those guys they had something wrong with them

You know I think BTK wasn't like enjoying himself so much as he was just like like how you say if you're just talking about it Like well, like you like how chin was talking about the meatballs. He was like, yeah So I cut off their head and then I you know that that when I hear that I go Oh something's wrong with this guy, but but Casey. I just think that personality wise I don't think anybody was worse than him. This is my opinion. I don't think you know enough about this.

Wow. AI agreed with you. You agree with Eric? Oh, AI? AI did. Say Gacy's the worst? So what's up with- They said that BTK killer is more similar to John Wayne Gacy than Dahmer, because Dahmer

was like his own psychologicalist. Oh yeah. No, Dahmer is different. So hold on. Dahmer would eat people for days. Yeah, yeah. No Domers do it. No, so so so hold on. I'm gonna eat people And he was gay John Wayne Gacy was a Democrat also John Wayne Gacy was gay too John Wayne Gacy was gay

If you kill more than three people, you're pretty, you're going to be fucking some guys. I know. It's the motivations is what I'm saying. Like what is the, what is, you know, people's thing? You know what I mean? He did the bondage. Dude, BTK would kill someone and then dress up.

Mind torture kill is what it stands for. I know. And then dress up and in the people's like underwear. And then go home as a family man and was a big church guy. So he's the, you know, Dexter,xter the Trinity Killer that's based off BTK family man church they also they did it season 5 in a mine hunter that they wish they would have come to our house. Oh no you don't even I love that show bro. Oh my god but that's my favorite. When you when you're too artsy fartsy I know don't make shit because you're

gonna ruin it for us you You know, keep going. But did you see Killer? Yeah. What did you think of that? I thought it was good. It was fun. Which one was Killer? Fincher made this too. It's the one with them. What's the guy's name?

Oh, I love David Fincher. Oh, the... Fastbender. That movie was fucking weak, dude. No, it wasn't weird. It was very slow burn. Nothing. Nothing. It was a slow burn, dude.

That movie was about nothing. It was good. That movie was shit. I don't, all right well, Brian Britton didn't like it but. Fincher is one of my favorites. Yeah Fincher's great. That was garbage.

You didn't like it but I'm telling you right now, I thought Heretic was fucking, I thought that was like that. I need to get on American Idol. I'm going with My Letterboxd, two and a half star, three star, I don't remember. That dude's performance was, go to My Letterboxd,

cause I have a list Called horrible movies crystal. Yeah I gotta put more of them on the list because it's just people like people hit me up about it You gotta put more movies on man. What else does he recommend? There people comment on it. Yeah. Do you see um do you see it was great though Chris? It was not bad. What's his name? Hugh Grant. No people's names.

No, no, what Hugh Grant was doing in that movie was fucking fantastic. Yeah, he was, yeah, he was, look at what's in it. I know Violent, the Violent. The Lamb is one of them. So good. Letterbox is down. Oh man, that's a bummer. So, but wait. I saw Presence the other day. So good. Letterbox is down. Oh man, that's a bummer.

So but wait. Done. I saw Presence the other day. It's the new Steven Soderbergh movie about you're from the POV of the ghost. It's pretty cool. Oh, that's cool. I thought it was good. I mean, I don't know if you guys would like it, but it was good.

Speaking of ghosts, you see the guy from Ghost Adventures? Wife got arrested Oh, that's my buddy me too. Adam. Oh, you know, yeah, I know all those well, it's Okay, cool, yeah It's okay we can cut it up we can cut it up we on the show No, I wasn't on the show dude No, not alumni I will be after I die I die I'm gonna be on that show

But his wife tried hiring a hitman she got arrested yeah, I don't know where to go with that but well The fact that anybody she's's like, I say I wanna be a ghost. Can think you can hire a hitman. You don't wanna end the ghost. Who can hire a hitman? They do it all the time. They. No, but. Look at the Democrats. They're not like us.

Dude, I. That's, oh my God. I know, I can't believe that shooter. Oh my God. The slanted roof. I'm just saying. Yo, yeah. You can't hire a hitman.

Oh, you can, pretty cheap on the dark web. I just go on X. When's the last time you've been on a dark web? I can't trust you. Hey, Oh, you can. Pretty cheap on the dark web. I'd just go on ass. When's the last time you've been on a dark web? I can't trust you. Hey, I've never been there. Exactly. I don't know how to get there. This guy's on the dark web looking for tires.

You know what I mean? The Netflix TV show. He's on the dark web like, I need to find out. And tires code word for murdering people. Your dumb ass would accidentally. I'm like, what's a 40-inch tie? He would accidentally hire a hitman. Yeah, dude inch tie? No no he would accidentally hire a hitman Yeah dude

No problem I gotta hire a hitman for the guy who's scamming on those fucking bikes And the cats Yeah yeah yeah I got another one too Kevin No but it's just No you don't Of course you're gonna get caught

I do Like who? Like Yeah I don't that's crazy I just wanna watch Somebody should film somebody like like Truman show style Going through the process. They've done that they've done that I've seen that shit. They did and they know the wife

It's usually a wife trying to kill her husband and then it's an undercover cop Well, you don't need a hitman if you're a guy you need a hitman if you're a woman No, I'm saying men just a crew, but I'm just saying the men get mad. They just go I fuck it. No, cuz they don't mean women are like all right motherfucker Hello hitmen hello, I'd like to order a hitman. Yeah, that's what women do dude. No women. No no dude women So watch the women grind up women grind up glass and put it in your food for six years until you die I feel like you'd your food for six years until you die. I feel like you'd figure that out. This is you for six years. Until one day. That's what women do. Fucking women will take your career away.

Poison. You know what I mean? This was crazy. You saw this? No, I didn't see this. This was crazy. No, no, no. The crazy part is, do you believe this girl? What happened? Oh. Just describe what's going on. No, no, she's watched, she's interviewed. Let me see it, Nick, before these two ruin it. I understand. Does the white person come along? Oh.

Oh, she's hitting her? Yeah, but this angle looks as if she's trying to hit her in the other angle. I definitely think she's hitting her. Oh, hey, dude. What is she saying? She's not trying to hit her? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. She was saying that she... I'm the only person by myself.

Nobody's going to believe me because I can admit from the video, it does look purposeful, but I know my intentions and I would never hit somebody on purpose. If, if you do this and then you, and that's your reaction and you say, I know it looks like... You look into, okay, well well has this ever happened before? Who is this person? I feel like you should give the person the benefit of the doubt. There's another angle too.

Oh really? Hey, why is she hinder? Just because she's faster than her? Yeah, she's faster than her. Why would you trip her? She said she was like, I heard that she said she was like, She's losing her balance, is what she was saying. Oh her balance is okay? Let's see let's see let's see

That's let's see the other angle, so you're saying it really looks like it Do you like this? But what was the advantage of hitting her slower down can you she's probably frustrated she's frustrated this girl's better than her Did she stop and make sure she's okay? I didn't see that. That is crazy. Hey, I'll tell you what though. This is the best thing that happened to women's track in a hot second. When's the last time we gave a fuck about like a-

If you're into women's track- If you're into women's track you're a fucking pedophile. You know what I mean? There's track and field people that are really into like the- Yeah, there's seven of them. No, there's big business's no, it's not Name what women's sports big business. I'm talking about the Olympic sports are big business in other places They say to limit Nick. This is a local Nick do a bit

The world events just running for was that fucking? Nebraska State I Don't think any of them run for the new such a eater. Oh you like this one. Yeah Something that if you were to tweet in 2020 you'd be in a lot of trouble But for some reason so much trouble we're all good now I can get five likes That's why I have to text it to you guys, because I really think it's good and I just have decided I'm ShadowBand on Twitter. Oh, got it. Yeah, that's it.

Yeah. I thought that the whole thing about X and Twitter and Elon is that you don't get ShadowBand. No. Instagram and Facebook you will though. Right away, I don't know if it was still a thing but there were like leftover like stuff in place where they were like All the employees he fired they like kept shit in there. So they didn't people's accounts Oh, and that's obviously what happened to mine. Oh I you know what I don't understand. Well, I just this whole shadow banning and whatever

They need yeah Instagram you can see a girl's pussy lips crazy on Instagram listen No, I know you could see a girl's pussy lips, but I can't tell jokes Mmm nuts. It's nuts. No, you know what I'm gonna start doing. I'm with the joke that if I do a joke That's gonna get banned. I'm gonna do voiceover over a video of a girl's pussy lips Oh, that's funny, and I'm gonna have my joke over that. Yeah That might definitely get banned of a girl's pussy lips. Oh, that's funny. And I'm gonna have my joke over that. Yeah. That might definitely get banned. I wanna see how that works.

Hey, I think you're on it, son. Yeah. You gotta be breastfeeding at the same time for it to be allowed. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, shadowbending's weird. It's so weird.

So I don't know what that is. So I just know I'm not reaching my whatever. You have to pay. I just wanna start over. I wanna delete all my friends and then be like, let me just see who'm not reaching my whatever. I just want to start over. I want to delete all my friends. And they'd be like, let me just see who it really, my followers, who really is following me. It's gonna be like, it's 230 people.

And then they'd be like, good, at least I know who they are. That is so stupid. Lamborghini just launched a $5,000 baby stroller. Don't show my wife this. Because they can. That's why. No, no, no, I understand. That's why they do it for like this kind of thing. I gotta have that well That is just does it have like Brembo brakes on her. I gotta take my stroller in

It's not it's not sacked and up That's crazy. They call you hey Chris. You haven't brought your stroller. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah for it for your it can't be cheap to say Oh, I thought your bi-yearly God that is just so it's like expensive Lamborghini bro strollers are already expensive right yeah Yeah, we got a nice one there fucking expensive. Yeah, yeah, just have an engine that we cool fat man That's only got 500 worldwide so you want to be the person with the Lamborghini strollers

I mean, I don't think it jacked so fast at Disneyland. Oh my god If you have a Lamborghini Disneyland, you're not going to do that's hilarious. How we go? Yeah, you want to arrow on and that's it? Yeah And not even to buy anything just to be seen wonder why is in the funny Is there a Lamborghini logo on it? Give me some other pictures for sure Yeah, well, there's one. Oh, okay. Did you see where they found me? Nobody would even think that's real They'd be like what a dork. This is fucking a kid, you know the That's kind of cool Look at you two fucking I would never get it. You get these guys over here like this. This is

I would like to take a verse Ben. Yeah, dude. Nice stuff is nice You're like, are you kidding? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah nice. I bet. Alcantara. You're like are you kidding me? Yeah yeah yeah yeah. This is a Lamborghini. You shit in my my son's shit in my Lamborghini this morning. Really? Yep it sucks. Wolf starting it was the stroller but what? Wolf starting to give me stank face. When he shits? No no. I mean he's gonna be the king of stank face he's your son. Yeah he's just like like he's trying to get something I go hey you can't do that and he just looked at me like So funny. I was like, oh no My kid. I love it, bro

Billy just goes No That's his note the way he goes up here No, go like you go like give daddy kiss get the other kiss give give give Calvin a kiss. Give cover kiss Give my my kiss No Bro, it's so funny. I Love it, bro. What else you got Nicholas? Yeah, I probably pass on that a spoiler on it guys check me out Eric Griffin calm and come look at I'm doing a lot

Of dates. I just booked Vegas though. So that's gonna be with I'm gonna be with Matt in Vegas too, and Red Rocks. When? That's gonna be in May. Red Rocks would be fun. I'm in Vegas in a few weeks actually. Oh, maybe we'll come out. Bristolia.com. And then also.

Where are you in Vegas? Oh, you're doing WISE guys. WISE guys, yeah. And then, where else? I don't know, Chicago. No, not Chicago. They're doing construction over there. Atlanta.

I'm gonna go to New York Boston Atlanta What's coming up though? Portland Maine, right? Yeah Casper Casper Denver New York. Yeah Boston. Thanks for not saying your your family's coming to Denver because you always do that I know I was gonna do it. I thought he knows Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I'll just that's fine. I'll go over there afterwards. I'll go over there, get your family together.

I'll do a set for them. Do a set for them in the green room. Yeah. All right, kids, that's it. That'd be easier. Yeah, it'd be way easier. All right, kids, that's it. Love you.

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