The Golden Hour - Deep in the Beans | The Golden Hour #62 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: January 12, 2024

The guys talk leaked naughty videos, Gypsy Rose's recent release from prison, cults, Scientology, Steven Hawking and Bill Clinton at Epstein Island, Jo Koy's mixed reviews on hosting the Golden Globes, an all new "What's More Cringe?' segment, the debut of "How Long Does It Take?" segment and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Nugenix - Get a complimentary bottle of Nugenix Total T plus a bottle of Nugenix Thermo X FREE when you text GOLDEN to 231-231.

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It's the Golden Hour I've been watching that Gypsy Rose doc. You know, she just got out. But what? So she just got out. How is there already a thing on her? Like they moved so quick. They did it in prison.

They were interviewing her in prison. Well, that's just like that Mother God documentary. Oh, I just watched that too. That shit's crazy. Hey, dude. We watch a lot of dogs. But you can just be, you could just pretend you're God and there's enough crazy people out there that are like. It's called a cult.

Yeah. Chris. No, I know, but this one is crazy. They still believe. Let me tell you something it's not even that she was crazy because I get she was on of course LSD and whatever she was taking right I don't mind her being who she is okay the thing is the people the one that got the collage and she's all like yeah just she will you know she was also a Maryland – like, people that still believe it today.

They believe it now. They believe it now. It's like they had her dead body waiting for her to resurrect. There's still people in Scientology. She's got a grip in my hand. She's dead. You saw that part? Dude.

I was just going to – you look at a documentary like that like this. You just go – I know. God damn, these people are crazy. But they're still crazy. Usually the people are like, I don't know what I was doing. I was in over my head. These people are like, you'll see.

It's still happening? She's God. Those are the people that you. All in. Yeah. Those are the people you're like, okay. Like, okay. But how does that even happen? people yeah you you all in yeah you're looking people you're like okay like okay but you know but how does that even happen you you you get these cult leaders like you know waco texas and

all those people like you know that you know you hear this person speak i get a person that has that thing the charisma the charisma yes this woman did not have looks she was just a drunk like god fuck yourself yeah I haven't seen it. Oh. Because when you look at the cults, like Waco or Manson, you're like, I kind of get it. Yeah. I mean. But they all do the same thing.

Oh, listen. If you guys are all in, nobody gets sex around here but me. All cults are the same, bro. So I'm going to start hooking up with your wife. They're all the same. The end of times are coming. Yes. The fucking, you know.

This is what we got to do. And nowadays, they're all like this. The Mother God one was, they were all, it was funny. They had the collage of the dead people that were part of it. What was it? It was like. Yes. That were like part of it still.

Yeah. They're a spiritual part of it. But it was some people. The list of people is crazy. I know. It was like Elvis, Robin Williams. Are part of it but it was some people the list of people is crazy i know it's like elvis robin williams are part of it yes yeah they're saying that she they're all reincarnations of like yeah but but they they on the collage trump was on the collage and they're like he's alive and

she's like well he's alive but yeah he's in it oh wow yeah well people are stupid too no but that's how they get you the passion what exactly people are in too. No, but that's how they get you. The passion. Well, exactly. People are – Well, in this point, they're mentally not well. But if they would have found anything to fault, like whether it's Christianity, whether – whatever, Islam – Well, that was the whole thing I was talking about. I was talking about this on congratulations.

But, like, dude, this is not really far from – That's why I say this all the time. Catholicism. Pick one. Look at Mormon. Mormon's a 14 year old John Smith who read a book and only he can read it. 14. How?

When you look at the difference, you're trying to pick the differences and you're trying to be like, okay, how's this? The difference with this one is they were drinking silver and killing themselves. It's expensive. They thought. The difference with this one is they were drinking silver and killing themselves. That's expensive. But they thought it was, yeah, they thought it was like curing them.

And by the way, at the end of the doc, the woman is legitimately silver. Sick, like Silver Surfer? Yeah, like exactly. Well, I want it. I know, but it wasn't good because you couldn't feel her legs. Oh. So she needed a surfboard. Imagine doing that and thinking, at what point?

There has to be a point where you're doing all this stuff, you're drinking. There has to be a point where you're like, oh, fuck, this isn't going to happen. I don't feel good. And you just die. It was really weird to watch. Well, that's like, what's her name? Remy, what's her name? She was on King of Queens.

Leah Remini. Yeah, she was on Rogam. She was talking about it with Scientology. She was in it deep. And then she got to the master level, and they're like, here's the book that's going to change your life. She opens it up, and she's like, hold up. Oh, I gave you millions of dollars.

Yeah, she was like, oh, hell no. She was like, this is all fake. She's like, aliens are coming down. They're like, deliver this stuff. She realized it was all fake. Once she got to the highest level, she's like, oh, no. This is why they don't want many people seeing it because it's all bullshit. Oh, man.

And that's when she went and battled. I'm surprised she's still alive that they haven't taken her out. You know what I mean? Because the leader of it got in trouble. Now him and his wife are missing. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, they have – Yeah, but at a certain point, though, you have to, like –

you know, when someone is so vocal and they all of a sudden disappear, then it's like, you know. I don't think it's easy as the movies make it. No, it's not. It's not. Hire a hitman and cover your tracks. No, it's not. It's not.

Not with ring everywhere. You know what I mean? I know. You ever seen their number one thing that they do? That's why they thought Will Smith slapping Chris Rock was a Scientology thing. Why? The number one disrespect thing of the Diaz brothers, too, is slapping, like penguins. Have you ever seen the videos of them slapping each other?

Who? Who's them? Scientology. Oh, no. The head guy will slap the shit out of them. So hold on. Wait. Is Will Smith Scientologist?

They always deny it. They say no, right? Oh, no. I'd like to get in there and just slap some people around a little bit. But Tom Cruise is Scientologist, right? Oh, balls deep. That's why he's so famous. So it's crazy how big of a star he is, and people kind of just let that go.

Remember when he crazed on Oprah? You know what it is? That's how big of a star he is. Right. Yes. No, no, listen. He has that thing. It's like very few people in history have ever had that kind of thing it's like

the beatles mania whatever he's got that like that taylor swifty whatever it is man that guy like when he's on when he's in a movie apparently in person he is breathtaking i heard he no i don't buy that oh that's count you have charisma no. Charisma steals the room. You're just jealous. Oh, no, I'm not. No, I love Tom Cruise. No, what I'm saying is, if he was here right now, dude, we would feel something. We would all just be like. They say he's like a natural leader.

Yeah. And he's like so kind and considerate. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, you either become this or Hitler. Right. No, no, I know. I know that.

I agree with you 100%. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, Hitler would have been like, no, I know. I know that. I agree with you 100%. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like Hitler would have been like a – That's extreme. If he didn't like have whatever that is to make him do what he did, he could have been like a – Star quality, yeah.

Yeah, he had a star quality. Yeah, charisma. If they would have just gave Hitler his – if he would have gotten an art school, he'd have been good. Once he got denied art school, that's when he went nuts on the Jews. Oh, yeah. So Tom Cruise is basically Hitler. He just got all this stuff.

Yeah. He can act. If somebody said no So Tom Cruise is basically Hitler. He just got all this stuff. Yeah. He can act. If somebody said no to Tom Cruise, he would have led. I mean, there would probably be no certain type of people around. I don't know. Well, I mean, all these kind of guys do. I think Charles Manson probably would have been a movie star. No, he was a music artist.

And he's waiting for a big contract. Wow. He got shut down. And that's when he went on murder spree. Look at that. But his plan was to become a big music artist. Hitler painting? He even recorded a song. Hitler painting. And it kind of slapped. Who? Charles Manson. It's on murder spree. But his plan was to become a big music artist. He even recorded a song.

Hitler paintings. And it kind of slapped. Who? Charles Manson. It's on iTunes right now. It slapped. Hitler paintings are sold at auction for fucking half a million. Look at this.

Not bad. But not the standards that they wanted at school. That's not good. Oh, do you just hate now? Hey, Chris. That's not why they're buying it. Why are they buying it? No, I know. No, I know. Oh, do you just hate now? Hey, Chris. That's not why they're buying it. Why are they buying it? No, I know.

No, I know. Obviously, I know. But that's not bad. Is that him too? Yeah. It's like Hunter Biden's painting. I mean, that's hard. That's hard to do.

Oh, how about the Epstein names are getting dropped and we got a Bill Clinton sex tape. I'll watch that. Is there really a Bill Clinton sex tape? Yeah, that's what they said. It's on there. Who said? Who's they? I mean, everybody.

Listen, this is why the guy's dead. Don Lemon? I don't know. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. What'd you say? This is why the guy's dead. That's why Epstein is dead. Yeah.

They didn't expect this to get out. Clinton was probably leading the charge. Like, hey, so we got to get rid of him, right? Richard Branson just lives in Fiji, just can't come back to the States. All right. So, okay. So, by theiji, just can't come back to the States. All right. So, okay. So, by the way, I don't know this. When was this going on?

In the 2000s, 2000 what? Late, well, really mid-90s. Okay. Until he got caught. So they were, it wasn't, it was sexting. No, no, no. No, no, no. had like you didn't know it'd be like in a teddy no okay okay like why is there a teddy rubskin on the couch like don't worry about and that'll tickle the elbow but like i looked but with this like i always say man

in 2005 he was arrested in 2005 he was arrested in Florida and then that one whoever governor, congressman, whoever the judge said oh yeah we'll get you know but what I'm saying is like people act like oh my god no one knew about Epstein no one cared

no one cared we didn't care but even now they don't like even this like if you're Bill Clinton Prince Andrew, whatever, and Richard Branson's a billionaire with Virgin Airlines and all this shit, even with Bill Clinton, he's like, yeah, so? So Richard Branson was there? Oh, yeah. There's supposedly a sex tape.

What if the sex tape is with the three of them running a train on each other and no chicks? And then we're like, oh, well, we didn't think it was this, but oh, wow. Don't be homophobic. What if they came out with that? Yeah, and then we're like oh well we didn't think it was this but oh don't be homophobic yeah yeah what if they came out with that yeah exactly they're like yeah steven hawkins is the one that so wait hold on now steven hawkins now the deal with steven hawkins is he said he wanted to be with midgets or something or what was the thing i don't know what internet source you guys oh i don't know i i'm just looking at memes I have no idea. He's the only one you go like this. Okay. No.

You know what I'm saying? No, his legs. No, come on. But his legs don't work. That's what I'm saying. That's why you're like, everybody on the list, you see him and you go, I'll give him a pass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. All these other motherfuckers can walk and talk.

You see him, you go, good for him. Good for him. So wait, what? Going to get my dick sucked? He was there. So Stephen Hawking was there to get my dick. So he was there. Uh, and so Stephen Hawking was there. Oh yeah.

Okay. A bunch. And all right. Wait, suck my dick. That's wild. Isn't that wild? Cause you know why it's wild.

Let me tell you why it's wild. All these dudes are like, hell yeah, dude, let's go to the Island, get on the jet. And, and,

and they still brought Stephen. That's kind of cool that they were like, they were like, Oh fuck, dude. Let's go to the island. Get on the jet. And they still brought Steven. That's kind of cool that they were like, oh, fuck. We got to somebody carry him. You know what I mean? I was thinking, because what a hassle. You're like, oh, let's go. Hell yeah. And then he comes on the runway like this.

Make sure he's breathing. He comes on the runway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Wait for me, guys. We got to get the ramp. No, but think how much fun he must have been where they made the island handicap friendly. No one's carrying to get the ramp. No, but think how much funny must've been where they made the Island handicap friendly.

No one's carrying them through the sand. Like they have to keep create ramps into the dope house. The bedroom. To show you that they were doing this to get stuff on people because they wouldn't have invited him. Cause he's too, you know, he's brilliant.

Fucking too smart. Yeah. He couldn't just be a regular dude. Right, right, right, right, right,

right. It's too much of a hassle. Yeah. He must've been a good time Charlie. No, I just – I mean, I think like – He was ready for more things. To me, here's the issue with this is that, you know, everyone thinks to yourself, like, how did you not know?

That's the thing that – the prevailing thought is like, well, how did you not know? Like, if you went three times, how did you not know? You know, if you went – I can how did you not know? You know? If you went, I could see, like, he's a power player. Yeah, yeah. And there's billionaires. Yeah, one time you're checking it out. Wait, wait, the guy says, hey, you want to come to the thing?

And everybody's there. You know, Bill Clinton's going to be there. You're like, wow. This is like, you got a real power player. You got money invested, whatever. And then you get there. But you get there, and you might be like, oh, this is strange. You're already there, and you're stuck.

Yeah. I want to leave. You're on an island. Can I go? My plane doesn't leave until tomorrow. You're waiting out. Whatever you guys are done. Actually, Stephen Hawking is taking off soon.

If he busts his next nut, he's catching up. But I think the whole thought is, like, if you've gone 20 times, like. See, 20 is. How can you go 20 times and be like, oh, I didn't even. Like, because. Doesn't look good. Was he flying these young girls in on separate planes? They were there when he got there.

Oh, like you're saying they were on the plane, too. Yeah, you get on the plane and you're like, oh. But the call logs, but all the flight logs, a little confusing because you might have flown with him or on his plane, but doesn't mean you're at the island. So, like, Trump was never on the island. He's in the logs, but Trump used his plane to go to Trump Tower. Or like there's some references on there where like Trump's name's in there. He's like, I've never been on that island. Okay.

You know? RFK too. RFK, yeah. So there's guys on the, because he would fly all over and they'd borrow the plane or whatever. Okay. So they're on the flight logs, but doesn't mean they're getting their dick sucked with Stephen Hawkins. You flew other places. Yeah, they flew other places.

Yeah, wow, okay. By the way, there's no, like, I mean, he probably, I wouldn't be surprised if there was plane footage too, if he had, like, some camera in the planes. Guys, Stephen Hawkins can't wait. Who else is on the plane? So why would, this is, why would he have these recordings?

To compromise them. No, no, no. Let me finish what I'm saying. What I'm going to say is, why would he have these recordings for any other reason than to compromise them? No reason. That's what I'm saying. So you don't need security on a fucking island.

What's the case? A shark breaks in? There's no reason to have security cameras, is my point. But they didn't know. These were all hidden. No. I'm wasting. Just go ahead.

I know that. I'm saying they didn't know, but Epstein knew. Yeah. So there's no argument, well, I just wanted to keep it safe. It's an island. You've got to think he called, think he called when he was in jail or whatever. I'm sure he must have tried to contact some people and say

hey, let them go. Get me out of here. Oh no, that was his first thing. He was like, get me out of here. Well, wouldn't it be? And that's why they killed him. And then they all called. How come the other woman, Ghislaine Ghislaine Maxwell? I'm surprised she's alive. Because she probably, you know why Maxwell I'm surprised she's alive cause she probably

you know why cause she probably has some hidden if you kill me this comes out this tape's gonna come out she went one step

further went go ahead and do that I got a friend won't tell you who who's gonna release this information if I get killed

they went cool so now she's outside all the time jogging around and shit got her hair done nails listening to Holland Oates

listen to us talk yeah but I want you got in my behalf she's all jogging around and shit. Got her hair done. Nails. Just listening to Holland Oates. Listen to us talk. Yeah. What I want you got in my behalf. She's all. I had a flame. Some guy eating her box. Just.

I had a flame. Just drinking an espresso martini so she can be up and keep fucking enjoying it. How big was the box again? I don't know. It's legs. Hold the legs out. Hold the legs.

Got it. What's interesting, even with Bill Clinton, they could release a sex tape. again? His legs. Hold the legs out. What's interesting, even with Bill Clinton, they could release a sex tape, him just balls deep and two women. Everyone's like, whatever. What are we supposed to do with it? Yeah. As long as we're 30 and shit. I mean, feel bad for Hillary, but what do you want me to do? But we already know that that shit went down. He cheated on her. We know that.

She also sucks. Oh, well. He could literally look at the security camera and be like, oh well we already know about this don't we he's like how did you know you were gonna get caught back then and to say that to the security camera oh well when this comes, I'll already have been caught. He got caught. But he's another one where it's not surprising. When he was governor, where was he governor at? Arkansas.

Arkansas. He got accused of horrible stuff. I know, yeah, yeah. He follows them all the way down. If they had internet, if they had what we have now, technology, Twitter, TikTok, all this shit, if they had this now, like, say, you know, like, 40 years before, the people that we know now, whoever we think is famous, whoever we think got in power, the whole world would be different right now. Oh, right. These people would be, like. Canceled. Yeah, it would have been done already.

My God. You know what I mean? Like, he was already being, like, you know being investigated. Bro, Sean Connery was like the last. He was like just. The interview he did with Barbara Walters, he's like, yeah, I hit women. He's like, sometimes I need a slap. Yeah, but remember Barbara Walters was like, I take issue with something you said in an interview about hitting women.

And he was like, yeah, and I stand by it. Like, he doubled down. Bro, and then, like, as soon as it started, he died. Like, he was the last one alive that, I mean, that. No, no, the last one, truly, was Hugh Hefner. Yeah, yeah. We talked about that before. He's the last one.

He's really the last one where, like, you know. Do your job. Take him down. It's my favorite joke. Where he's where he's just like uh fucking oh they're doing what is me too oh they're doing what we're doing well i am 90 they're they're coming here right now yeah yeah then the documentaries yeah yeah just fucking just salty bitches hating on him too then most of them said they had a good time that whole thing's confusing that's why even the gypsy roasting i'd like the mom's perspective what did she say i haven't the mom's like this is i couldn't ditch her man cock block for 30 years

you know like i need there's need... Gypsy's extreme. I want to hear the mom. I want the mom's... Well, the mom had the Munchausen's by proxy, right? The Munchies, man, yeah. She had the Munchies? But no, that's what that whole thing was, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Did horrible stuff. Supposedly, according to Gypsy Rose... I mean, that's fucked up if you're doing that since the little girl was born. Oh, yeah. You can't walk. Yeah, I think I can... You can't walk! Sit down I think I can. You can't walk.

Sit down. Sit down. Read through the tube. There was that movie on iTunes. I don't think it was Hulu. It was called Run. Yeah, yeah. Oh, right.

It was based off a true story. They made a Hulu movie about the actual Gypsy Rose thing, too, though. It's really good. You watch everything yeah that stuff that the killer murder stuff i love but how about how about she commits the boyfriend to kill the mom he gets life in prison then she breaks up with him now she's married yeah but the internet was lighting up her current husband you know he's a hefty dude was lighting up and she got in the car she goes don't worry baby you got that fire d oh i heard about that yeah well maybe

he's got fire you never know dude at what point are you just kind of a dummy if if you if you get convinced convinced to kill someone at what point are you just kind of a dumb dumb when you're in jail no no i understand that but but but also holding her i'm saying for her to go to jail you know i'm saying at what point what's the line to where it's like yeah you should kill that motherfucker and then you go kill him am i in trouble no but if i'm like hey you gotta go kill that guy well she's gonna be at this place clearly he's not all there from Wisconsin that looks like Nicky Nick's beard gets any bigger

but she was trying to get it done for months I'll do it I'll do it that's Nick if he woke up after a coma a rock radio host now. Yeah. No, I like that.

Morning, morning, morning with Golden Hour. KKT. KKT. But, hey, you know what it is, though? What? It's like there's nothing in me that would, you know. That's what it is. I think as a comic, though, you're pretty reasonable.

Yeah, I know. Your brain goes all over the place. I can't. When I see this kind of thing and I just go, man, how sad it is. Because you hear a person like this talk about it. And you just go, imagine being convinced. Yeah. Imagine being convinced to kill someone.

I feel like it wasn't hard. Well, people use the term brainwash. Like it's like something that you can't do that to me. Yeah, but in this scenario, who do you think you are? There's a lot of people getting a lot of fucked up information but yeah but it's like you do like you yeah I'm with you nah but think about there's so many people there's people still with masks on driving their car like we got the science with you whether it's you say but some people are so mentally damaged like that. Yeah. They get brainwashed with that stuff.

I guess that's in that respect. I got friends brainwashed by media, you know. Well, yeah. And you're like, that's different. That's different. That's so different. No, it's the same train of thought. It is the same.

They're easy to manipulate. But it's a little different than I'm going to get five guys to be, who are like not gay, convinced that they're gay and they're gonna suck my cock and live with me well those guys are gay what the no no those are gay i understand but it's a bad example but you don't say like no but you what you to your point yeah yeah it's like the the nexium five right right right what's that you know these two those five you don't know what that is you don't know what the next film uh documentary oh you don't know what that is? You don't know what the NXIVM documentary is? This guy watches all of this shit. Oh, you don't know about this one? No.

Oh, my God. Probably because the name sounds like a cell phone. He went to jail for 130 years. They're calling him the worst cult leader in history. Oh, really? I haven't seen the thing, but I know about it. Oh, but there's five that still believe in him. Oh, like the Mother God one.

Yeah, like he's in prison, and he's like waiting for sentencing. He's up in a window, and they're outside with like flashlights giving him like signals and stuff. It's fucking bananas. You know what's crazy? One of those guys is your buddy. You're like, what are you doing? But you know what, though?

It's funny is that that'll be four soon, and then it'll be three. Because at some point, some guy's going to be like, I got to go. I got kids, man. Maybe he was bullshitting. You know what I mean? Man, I'm starving, bro. It's also not worth the time. Just look at NXIV, man.

He doesn't care, man. That's what they call them. They call them the NXIV. You'll see them. And there's this one girl who was like, and they were trying to ask questions. They go, did you all have sex with him? And then the girl won't answer.

She's like, you know, her response is always like, I was an adult. I can have sex with whoever I want. You know, it's like you go. They should do the Jordan Peterson thing where they're like, well, that depends on the meaning of what you mean when you say sex. Good diversity. Yeah, you know, he was ahead of his time

he's a mcdonald's commercial right here this guy was the disney cult leader it's the golden globes hey this guy was the disney cult so too white cult too white so fill it in for me so this this doctor just started hooking up with all these chicks? No, no, no, no. The dude was like, he started a sort of self-help thing with this other woman. She already had it going. Do you still believe this? Yeah, yeah. Those five? Yes.

So the guy, this one woman, and she was pretty, that's the guy right there. What's his name again? Keith Raniere. Keith Raniere. Great set of hair. So he joined with this other woman, and they started this thing. And they were actually helping a lot of people. But then he had some secret shit going on on the side where he had this sex cult going on.

And this actress right here was like – Oh, right. She was like – Oh, I have heard of this. He's branding them. She was like – you know what? You got to watch it. It's really frightening.

Oh, man. I don't like when it's only five people, but I'll watch it. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's the five that still believe in him. Oh. This was like, I don't like when it's only five. That's baby shit. I need mass, bro.

This guy was bad. I need thousands of lives destroyed. That's not a cult. That's a club, dude. No, no. This is pretty crazy. Sounds's a club, dude. No, no. This is pretty. It's pretty crazy. Sounds good. They look boring.

Oh, and let me tell you what's crazy about it. This guy, he wanted to be filmed at all times. Oh, wow. Like, he was so. Like, I'm talking about he's walking down the street with this girl, right? And they're talking about. Bullshit. No.

They're talking. He's telling her like, okay, so when are the girls coming over? Oh, wow. And like, he was. He's in the documentary? Yes. The reason why he got. The reason why they got him is he was filming himself talking about these things.

You know what's crazy is he looks so regular, dude. Like this dude looks like a guy you would just see at the Mac store. He looks like Stephen King there, but yeah. There's a little different. You see so many. He doesn't look crazy to me. I'm talking about like really high profile. Hey, name something wider than a cult.

It's only a white people thing. Black people like, dude, what the fuck? I'm not hanging out with you guys that's because they're used to bullshit you know they're like nah b you want me to what nah b we gotta meet her every friday you know yeah why it's such a white person thing yeah all the cult leaders all the great cult it's a white person to want to be a cult leader it's also such a white person to want to follow a cult leader. It's so white. Yeah, what's whiter?

Yeah. Being a cult leader. An escape room. But again, it's similar. Playing in an escape room is whiter. Well, that's why this guy broke the mold. Yeah, it's the same thing. This guy broke the mold right there.

Wow. Yeah, there's no black cult leaders, no Mexicans, right? Hey, doc. Hey, Holmes. Hey, check this out. When the girl's coming over. Yeah, but it's all aicans, right? Hey, doc. Hey, Holmes. Hey, check this out. When the girl's coming over. Yeah, but it's all a perspective, though, because one would say, is Farrakhan a fucking cult leader? Yeah, no, I know, I know.

You know what I mean? Elijah Muhammad at the time, was he a cult leader? I mean, he was getting women pregnant. You know what I'm saying? Well, yeah, he got to do his thing, but. Let's take a little break here. You see Frank Thomas talking about this stuff. Guys, are you the same guy you were 10 years ago? Not really. You take a little break here you see frank thomas talking about this stuff guys are

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nice enough to let me send in another submission because told him i was at home recovering from my oh no second reconstructive knee surgery at 25 years old. So that's great. Was he a running back? My topic is who had a worse weekend than me. Joe Coy at his Golden Globe monologue. It didn't seem terrible, just there's a bunch of touchy people. Big comedian, he had some writers.

I guess all the jokes didn't hit. Or the Alabama dude who was high on drugs swimming around naked and The Bass Pro Shops fish tank. Oh, I heard about this. Yeah kicked all my cops in the nuts I was like running around the parking lot or the best when he falls so I didn't see the yeah, though Let me know the video the video is kind of boring. But then when he tries to attempt to get out he Gets really hurt. This is crazy he did this. Look at this guy. That is crazy. He keeps going off. Fuck your wife!

Imagine being there. This happened. You on drugs? Mental breakdown. Bass Pro Shop would do that too. It's overwhelming. Yeah, he ate shit. All wet, naked. Look at his body! Look at his body. All wet, naked. Look at his body.

Just fucking. He's really hurt. Wait, pause it for a second. You know what I love about this? He felt like family guy. Check this out. Check this out. The cops, you're a cop, and there's a fat, naked white guy.

They walked over like, fuck. Couldn't we just kill a black guy? I mean, because look who they had to go deal with. Look how they're dealing with this guy. His dick was so little, too. Oh, I know. Now it is. Now it is.

Probably nervous. Probably nervous, too. A lot of anxiety. Did he say why he did it? Is there a backstory? Is there a follow-up? Because he's at Bass Pro Shop on a Tuesday. You know, hey, bro.

You know it had to do with chicks. That's what I'm saying. Like his girl's fucking the manager or something of the Bass Pro. Something like that. It's always chicks. Yeah. So he's saying who had a worse weekend? Yeah.

That guy. Because he didn't make $500,000 to jump into a pool. Go ahead. Go ahead. Dude, I watched the monologue. Look, we're friends. I watched the monologue. I genuinely thought I was

watching something wrong. I thought I was watching something else that other people weren't watching. I did not. First of all, he didn't bomb. People are laughing. I don't understand. Maybe there were a few jokes that fell a little bit flat, but that's always the case in these Golden Globes and Oscars.

Who's killed it? Besides Ricky Gervais, because he lit them up, because he made fun of everybody. Name somebody to me who crushed the entire time. It's a tough job. Gerard Carmichael took a different approach. His was awful. Oh, you thought it was awful? Compared to Joe. Yeah. I think Gerard Carmichael did what your our come back oh does it was it that's why he's not back yes buddy buddy buddy but he was confident he did what he wanted to

do no but I like drug he's great I'm you're not set up for success yeah yeah yeah Ricky Gervais is perfect for it but also also I'm real quick Eric you know how many people so he took on it on whatever, seven days notice. You know they asked 15 other celebrities in comics, they all went, hell no. Because it's not a good time. Of course. Well, first of all, one, Ricky Gervais, funny or not, like if anybody needed to get slapped. Yeah.

slapped yeah you you know a dad joke that chris rock did hey cng i jane compared to what ricky gervais was saying about people lit him up if anybody needs to walk up and punch a person in the face and they didn't do that right so the problem is hollywood's full of bitches yeah yeah they're all bitches they're bitches so at some at some point, somebody said, hey, I'm not going to come to the Golden Globes if the comedian you have is going to be making us feel, pointing out our flaws. So they got to play it safe. So they said, can we get somebody who's not going to do that? Right, right. And then also, when you're at home, first of all, here's another thing, too. You're at home, and I think they're starting to realize, too, that even Trump voters watch movies and and television and they want to enjoy this too

so at a certain point it's like can we just get a guy to go tell some funny jokes and let's have a good time at this award show not political a fucking political event pushing agenda can we not make it like they're like can we not attack the people that they're they're all i'm all dressed up and i'm going to get my award and you have to clown me? I don't like roasts anyway. That's right. So I'm saying it's like I think that like that's why the ratings were way up. That's what they said.

Oh, here? Yeah, the ratings were way up. They're up 50% from last year. So it's like – and even what Gerard did last year, he was like really like, look, I'm only here because I'm black. You know what I mean? It's like you're like, look, I'm only here because I'm black. You know what I mean? It's like you're like, okay, true. I thought it was funny, though. I know, but what I'm saying is when you're watching that, if you're like a casual person that's not in Hollywood, you don't care about politics.

You're just like, ooh, did my favorite movie win? And you've got to see politics? That's a great point. Hey, middle fingers to you. That's a great point. That's a great point. That's why Joe was great. He didn't touch on any of that. Except for Taylor Swift. You don't mess with Taylor Swift. Yeah, but here's the thing. That's a great point. That's why Joe was great. He didn't touch on any of that. I don't...

You don't mess with Taylor Swift. Yeah, but here's the thing. That joke was good. It also wasn't about her, dude. It was about the NFL. How about this? Hey, Taylor. How about this? Hey, Taylor. Maybe shake it off? Nice, nice. That's hilarious. Nice, dude. You should be on the

view. I'm like, I'm so tired of this motherfucker always getting upset about stuff. Well, she has a song about Joe Coy tomorrow. But I feel like, first of all, I mean, there's so many. It was just me. I think that that was what it started with, like her reaction. And then people were like, oh. And then all the Swifties, however many there are,

were like, fuck this. And then everyone was like, yeah, what the fuck? Oh, yeah. Hey, hey. Oh, yeah, this is not right. Fuck all this. And then they were saying the Barbie jokes, which I don't...

And they piled on top of them. And they just pile on. Yeah, it's an internet pile on. My favorite people are like, who's this Joe Coy? How do you even get this? That's the best. I was like, oh, you don't know he does arenas down there? The best, the best.

Oh, he's one of the top 10 most... Yeah, but the thing is, guys, you don't know he does arenas down there. The best, the best. Oh, he's one of the top ten most. Yeah, but the thing is, guys, you have to understand, though, by the way, in all seriousness about this, comedy is very niche. Niche, yeah. Like, yeah. Totally. No, no. Yeah.

Who's Joe Coy? I get it. In the same way that if they had any, if Tom Segura was hosting. It doesn't matter who. Or Chris. If they're not on TV. I've been on TV. They would be like, they want me in there. I've been on TV. in the same way that if they had any if if tom segura was hosting it doesn't matter chris if they're not on tv i've been on tv i've been on tv yeah no no they still went past me no yeah no i know i know it's so niche because but now the internet has made it that you could be a multi-millionaire flying on jets and living in a mansion and most of the people in america are like who's that unless it's in your lane. It's all splintered.

That's why Jim Gaffigan crushed it. I didn't see what he did. Oh, he gets up and he goes, he's doing an award for best comedian. Yeah, comedian special. He gets up there and he goes, it's an honor to be here. I can't believe I'm here. I don't feel like I should be here. Everyone starts clapping.

He goes, yeah, because I'm not a pedophile. And then takes a beat and he's's like so the next award goes to and everyone's like whoa savage wow i thought he said savage he should have said too soon it was savage did people laugh yeah well the people who aren't creeps did like you know the golden globes he's my favorite i mean i i can't even believe i'm in the entertainment industry i can't i you know it's so unlikely i'm from a small town in indiana i'm not a pedophile you know oh wow i just such a savage Golden Globes Yeah Oh man He's the best

But his delivery is so I know I know I mean you gotta love him It's like It's like You know who was like that Nate Bregazzi

It's like They got that delivery That's just so off beat You know Listen to me I'm sorry I was just looking Nick has got me

Distracted Start over It's okay No no I'm with you but um I feel bad for Joe he's like

the backlash hurts like it sucks for Joe like the backlash like when Sebastian hold the MTV awards everyone's like well that's that's the biggest

hell gig on earth the VMAs yeah but also Sebastian's older than I am like if I host the MTV awards they'd be like, damn, dude, there's nobody younger? They need

Jake Paul to host that shit. I just think Joe should be like, yo, fuck off. If you think I bombed, fine. I felt like I did fine. All right. Seven day notice and you got these writers that don't know him. He got the job.

That's the one thing that people are... I know people know this, but like that is an actual – that's so hard. People get four months. People get the job in May. Yeah, they usually get four months to prepare. But all the people that apparently they asked – Because somebody was in a room. It's a fucking shit gig. I know, but like then they're like reaching.

They're just like, well, do you know who this guy is? Well, the thing is, you should get a comedian. I would think Joe would be a good choice. He's a professional comedian that could do well. Great at crowd work. He's good on his toes. The best. He did good.

But imagine he gets in there, and it was probably a thing where they were like, I know in the past, last year with Ron and Ricky Gervais, we're trying to go away from that. But imagine, first of all, you in the past, you know, last year with Ron and Ricky Gervais, we're trying to go away from that. But imagine like, you know, you're first of all, you're a comic, right?

So you're like, you want to like talk about stuff and you want to like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then they're already handcuffing you. Yeah. Yeah.

They're already being like, and then they have some fucking bitch ass writers in the room. Yeah. Probably. Who are just kind of like, Oh, this is going to be funny. Right.

Right. Right. And they're like, they're not performed. They're not all Chris Spencer. Right. They're like chris is great but like yeah there's other writers that's what i'm saying it's like there's like and also joe's new to hollywood person in charge is what i'm saying yeah yeah correct there's a person that's like yeah we don't want to do this but also yeah and joe's new in hollywood right he had his first movie so he still wants to be in hollywood

he ricky gervais doesn't give a right right right ricky's set ricky's set joe wants to be in hollywood he ricky gervais doesn't give a right right right ricky's set ricky said joe wants to be in hollywood so he can't go against the grain like ricky didn't let him know yeah i guess joe probably doesn't know joe he's in movies i don't know i know that well at some point i don't know hey hey he tried did you see his movie i didn't see it okay yeah but he's in the haunted mansion he's on disney has is he yes he has three more movies coming out i know but he's in The Haunted Mansion. He's on Disney. Is he? Yes, he has three more movies coming out. I know, but at this point, if the movies don't go well for him, he's not going to be at Starbucks as a shift supervisor. The guy's set. So what I'm saying is that's just a want.

Another layer, yeah. He's just like, hey, I'd love to do this. Right, right, right. I bet you in his mind he didn't think it was going to go like this. He's like my age, right? He's older. We come from an era where it was like, oh, you did movies and TV and then you became a star this way.

This guy became a star. He has the wealth of a star without having the like, he can go to Starbucks. He can walk into Whole Foods and probably most people wouldn't know who he is. Now they know who he is. So you know what I'm saying?

So what I'm saying, though, is, like, I think that if he would have went in and wanted to be like, hey, can we do a little bit of that? And they'd probably say, no, you can't do that because we're trying to change the thing. I don't even know if he's even like that. You know Joe, he doesn't do like he's not that kind of comic anyway bill murray said i always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous try being rich first see if it see if that doesn't cover most of it there's not much downside

to being rich other than paying taxes and having your relatives asking for money when you become famous you end up with a 24-hour job that's funny powerful bill murray that's what i'm saying i never get it people that People that have money, you have this buddy, you have money, he wants, man, I want to get bigger on Instagram, YouTube.

Why? Oh, man. Why? Oh, my God, bro. I get a certain number. I know. Ow. I know.

That's what Citizen Kane is about. I know. It's great. It's so great. It's about when people, these people that get super wealthy, think of the people that we know that are super wealthy

in the world right now. But it is a one. They all want to do other things. They all want to be. Elon, Zuckerberg. They say, once you have that much money, that get super wealthy think of the people that we know that's so weird world right now but it is they say once you have that much money now you want the love of the people that's why they get into politics that's what they get into like now in social media it's like being an influencer and stuff mark cuban's saying right now elon elon musk he he can't shut up there's nothing in him boy he's like mark cuban that would that would shut that would shut up you There's nothing in him. Boy, he's like Mark Cuban. That would shut up, you know? I don't get it. They just need, you know.

It's so weird to me. It is weird. You can have everything. You don't want to be bothered at the mall? He needed it so much, he bought the biggest social media platform. What seems like, it just seems like with Elon. It's insane. With Elon, it's just like if he didn't say anything from the beginning, it feels like his life would be so much better.

I totally agree. Do you know what I mean? He would just be like, he would be like, you know what? It would be like a thing where you really don't know his name. Yes. It's kind of like almost in a Warren Buffett era. Right, right, right, right. You know what I mean?

Yeah, Warren Buffett doesn't say shit. Not really. You just know about, oh,ett era. Right, right, right, right. You know what I mean? Yeah, Warren Buffett didn't say shit. Not really. You just know about, oh, he's really rich, right? Elon is like, he says too much, he's too involved. But even Bezos,

he's rich as shit. He might say, but he's not like always on social media doing these videos. But now he is. Yeah, that's the thing. Everyone's going to do what Elon does because Elon is so famous

that they want to be like that. Even Mark Zuckerberg is doing the same thing. You know who fucked up? Trump. He's like, set. And then now you got to go through this does because Elon is so famous that they want to be like that. Even Mark Zuckerberg is doing the same thing. You know who fucked up? Trump. His life. And then now you got to go through this fucking hogwash of bullshit. It's an ego plate. Narcissist ego plate.

Why would you want to be the president? You want to be the most powerful even though you're whatever a billionaire? What are you doing? To think that you can... Imagine thinking... This is like... Just imagine being I don't, this is like, just imagine being of the mind

where you think like, I could run this country. That's crazy. And then your buddy, like let's say you said that, like, let's say you had the money, I'm like,

dude, don't you have like 50 million in the bank? You're like, yeah, I'm like, why would you do that? And you're like,

I don't know, just want to be powerful? You're like, no, you're good. Dude, I got to go back to like, even like,

even what Elon Musk did, you know, I don't gotta go back to like even even like even what Elon Musk did you know I don't care what his political beliefs whatever he spent 40 billion dollars and it's now like he'll never get that money he doesn't care though he didn't know for that right but he didn't get what he thought he was gonna get either because now he's probably rogan aslan he's like i literally don't care he goes how much is it worth he goes don't give a fuck he has to say that yeah he's like that's not why i bought it he bought it because the agenda that the left was taking over and he's not even you know he's not even right he should have deleted it then no because then the left

come up and pop up with something like Threads, which failed. Threads seems like it's getting bigger. Yeah, it is. If he wanted to get love of the people or whatever, he should have went into the room and went like this to Twitter. Goodbye. But that is true, though, because Threads

is Facebook, right? Yeah, it's Facebook. Threads is the far left? Yeah, it's Facebook. Threads is the far left. It's left, yeah. I think what there needs to be is, I guess there's just going to be that one that's the most popular. Well, yes, but that's not the world we live in. It's not going to be none of it. But what there needs to be are more social media

networks that are as big no yes there does because then it won't you won't have whatever facebook is saying is the truth to the boomers and whatever twitter is saying is the truth to the right and whatever if you have 15 of them and people are just kind of on some of them and not you get more of a siphoned reality oh fucking i'm deep in the beans dude i'm making i don't know because it's too much it'd be too many avenues so it'd basically be like the the network corporation so cnn says one agenda fox has one right but they both have agendas but it's it's less like that than it is more like the streaming services where there's so many and like people aren't people are talking about all of it people are like there's fox or cnn there's nbc msnbc they're

like that's that's it unless you're gonna you know i mean two teams basically yeah exactly i mean that yeah but i don't know but but the thing with the i think that the the twitter it should have stayed anonymous. Who has it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you know who runs it, when you know the choices are being made by this person, look, they know these corporations and stuff don't really care. They don't care. Everyone has an agenda.

All they care about is advertisement and stuff. Yeah, right. And now it's become a thing where they're like, well, I don't think being associated with Twitter is like not a thing. Nobody likes calling it X. That's fucking stupid. Okay? That is weird, yeah. So it's like –

But remember, they wanted to stay anonymous. Most of those people that want to stay anonymous, they want you to know that the Biden administration had their hand involved with it. They didn't want you to know pharmaceutical companies were paying up the two for it. I don't want to know that. I do. When I am just going, hey, come to my shows in Pittsburgh on whatever day. You know what I'm saying? You do, Eric.

Because if you post a clip on here saying something anti-left, and then you know they're suppressing your viewership, you're like, why did I get two comments on this post in Sacramento? Then you should know what's going on. It's kind of true. That's why the whole thing should have just been deleted. He should have just deleted it. That would have been the move. Just farted, man.

Maybe. Fake news, dude. Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't't you don't know you know thank you thank you first row may want to move back you know i so many people i want to thank for this fart um yeah it's uh how gangster would that have been though what farting on a farting and then deleting twitter oh oh well that would have been you can't though well because then then what you go to facebook and instagram which is owned by the left so then we have no options if we're not far left it's just all i mean what are you gonna do then we're at the mercy of youtube there's still people

on whatever platforms man and they're all suppressed. Those right-wing platforms are still out there. What is Trump's truth social? Yeah, yeah. And what's the other one? They're out there. They're boring. That's why they're not popular.

They're just boring. Yeah. But it's just political. That's the issue with it. Like, no one's having fun on there. What's the other one? What is it? Rumble?

Rumble's the big one, yeah. But again, bigger. YouTube's so massive. It should be a free land. You shouldn't be diminished because you have the same fake news. I agree. We should be able to play in that pool. If a social network becomes big enough, it should be neutral.

Neutral. Yes. should be neutral neutral yes now the the problem you run into is when somebody starts spewing fucking hatred and is like let's kill these motherfuckers that's not okay agree so then what else isn't okay then you run into a thing where people are going to be like all right well if that's not okay then there's stuff that's not okay so what else isn't okay? Then you run into a thing where people are going to be like, all right, well, if that's not okay, then there's stuff that's not okay. So what else isn't okay? And it's just, it's a tough line. Nick Davis is on Rumble.

I'm on True Social, and I put out one truth. That's what they call it, instead of like a tweet. Oh, okay. You put out a truth. Yeah, nobody liked it, huh? I was trying to.

Well, they might now after this came out. Men have penises, women have vaginas. And that is, that's a a platform nick that's a hill nick is going to die on the point to like for to combine both of your things if you have a bunch of platforms right then you it's it's going to look like that yeah yeah yeah it's a certain it's very niche yeah right and then to his point if you have the big one you got to make sure that it's like that everyone can have a voice because this is the big one that everybody uses yeah and i think that twitter went out of hand there was no you know first of all it's a private company right right

you know and that's the thing right right right we make it sound like twitter it's not free speech it has nothing to do with government owned no they're a private company right just don't use it right that's what i'm that's what i'm saying about just don't use it but the problem is we made it out where we're like you would go to any magazine any newspaper or any writer would have like you know how they they'd have that at the end of the article they had their name and then they had their twitter handle right right so it became like a thing yeah this is where we get information yeah and then we then but then like people are like well we're who's in charge of this information yeah you know and then you have a guy like elon musk being like yeah who's in charge of this information? And then you have a guy like Elon Musk being like, yeah, who's in charge of this?

Who was also making a lot of money. Okay. He was making a lot of money. And then he was like, hey, well, let's like, you know, if he was truly. All I'm saying is like, it's like, I don't know if I want that guy being the one in charge of free speech and stuff. Because he's just as capitalistic as anyone else. If you have $300 billion, all you care about is money. You're also really smart.

I get that. People look up to this guy. What he's done in his life with SpaceX, with PayPal, with other things, great. But when he started to dip his toes into being like, I want to influence the world with my thoughts and ideas, this was just kind of like, all right, how are you any better than anybody on the right? He's just fucking sane.

I need to get through this. Or the left or whatever. You know what I'm saying? He's the same. He's the same. Because it's like I don't want to ever hear him say, I don't care about money. If he don't care about money, then make your Teslas $20,000.

Yeah. The fact that he sells a $100,000 car, all that motherfucker cares about Is money Okay Change your pace Yeah Go ahead

Hey what's up guys Oh Hold on Hey what's up guys Wow I'm out I love the idea of that new segment Called What's More Cringe

And I have a couple of videos i think should be good for that i uh recently started modeling this year and i was in denver fashion week sick and anyways denver fashion videos my restaurant whatever so now anytime i look at them since secure you know what i mean yeah so yeah let me know what you guys think yeah i like that he knows so it's thanks bro let's see what's up You know what I mean? Yeah. So, yeah. Let me know what you guys think. Yeah. I like that he knows. So insecure. Thanks, bro. Let's see what's up. The shit, dude.

Dude, this is lit. What if he still had the light hat on? What if he had mail? He's delivering mail still. Oh, look at the stance, dude. Do you have mascara on, though? Oh, my God. Does he have eyeliner on?

He walked up super manly and then got real gay at the end. Let's see. Let's see. Yeah, he got a little sugar in his tank at the end. Let's see the second one. Is this what you think modeling is?

Go ahead. Oh, the hat, dude. Oh! That was an insecure. Let me tell you the cringe. Would you wear that? No, no. Would I wear that?

No. No, I mean, he might wear it. Yeah, I'd wear that. No, but what I'm saying is at least it's clothes. Oh, yeah, you don't have like a plant hanging on your face. You know what I mean? No, no, no, it's fine. If I show you pictures of some shit, you're Rachel.

No, I know, I know, I know. He looks insane right there. Oh, my God. That's what I'm saying, Denver Fashion Week. It's fine. If I show you pictures of some shit, then Rachel's going to be like, No, I know. I know. I know. He looks insane right there. Oh, my God. That's what I'm saying. Denver Fashion Week. But hold on a second. That's a big deal. You keep saying that.

You know what? Man. You know? But the thing about this cringe is the fucking video he made with the TikTok and the out of focus. That's the cringe part. Do you look?

This is like, is this a fashion show for for bouncers at clubs? I mean, you know the – that's the cringe part. Do you look – this is like – is this a fashion show for – Zoom in on that motherfucker's face right there. For bouncers at clubs? I mean, you know what I mean? Look at this. It looks like a serial killer. Yeah.

Yo, so dead behind the eyes, you know? Yeah. It looks like a cult that we were just talking about. This is the guy that stops you from coming into the club right here, dude. Now, see, I don't think it's cringe. This is why I don't think it's cringe because he's a blue collar fucking deliberate ups guy usps right united states postal service he does from that to that's pretty swaggy dog you know what like if he was like an actual model that's worried about six that's just dropping

off your mail that's fair and then like hold on give me a break i'm gonna run down the fucking runway that's fair you know what the issue is with this guy when you look at him it's like the reason why he has on sunglasses is he's actually a good looking guy he's good looking like but out but when you see his eyes it does something nice yeah I think it's the cameras think it's more what what's going on in his head that we say so yeah I think his eyes are fine it's no but I think he looks like a different person here like I wouldn't think that these two people are the same well here is my point because here's the thing those two people are the same. Well, here's my point. Because here's the thing.

Those two people are not the same. This is this guy. This is a representation of what the fuck is... Nobody believes this shit. That's why this guy's hot and this guy is not. Ah.

Yeah. But either way, it's dope. Fuck, I'm in the bean. Yes. What does that even mean? There's seven layers in a dip and the beans are at the bottom

and I'm fucking so deep in it. Oh, I like that. I feel like that's a whole congratulations episode. It was a whole episode. It makes sense, though. And it was like this, layer one. Yeah. Don't float around in the fucking sour cream when I'm deep in the beans, dude.

I love it, dude. Yeah, man. You love it, dude. Yeah, man. You know what? It's actually a fair point. If you look at those two guys, the blue-collar guy with the UPS meal, that's the guy you're like, I like that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think it's dope how many other guys are doing that. This guy should have sunglasses on. We've talked to him before. He has the eyes of Tally from Southwark. Oh, my God. I'm so hot right now, man. No, we've talked to him before, though. Hey, guys.

It's Noah from Nashville. I got a new segment idea. It's called How Long Does It Take? I don't know if you'll be able to use this segment for anything other than this submission. It's pretty specific. But there's this guy. He's consuming what I would imagine is five liters of water. And he's consuming it with a fork.

And he times it. And I want to see if you guys can guess how long it takes. Oh, my God. And then we can check your answers. So good luck, guys. Hey, dude, there's too many people. Whenever I see some shit like this, I'm like, this is like, what's his name? What's the famous YouTuber, Mr. Beast?

Yeah. He counted. Does he need to want to count it to 100,000? I think even longer than that, Mr. Beast. That wouldn't take that long. He did what? He said what? He did what?

100,000? Oh, it was 100,000. Go ahead and start, Brendan. Go ahead and start. No, we don't have enough time. Brendan's like, one, 100,000. Go ahead and start, Brendan. Go ahead. No, we don't have enough time. Brendan's like, one, two, um. He counted to... How many views does that have?

29 million. We need to start counting to fucking 100,000. That's just all right. That's just... This is... Yeah, but... No, hold on. People only watched the first five seconds and then went to the end.

Yeah. Wait, so this kid did it with a fork? Yeah. He counted to 100,000 with a fork? And it has 16 million views. One, two, three. Five liters of water. How long do you think?

I mean, days? Honestly, I wouldn't even think you can do it. That's how dumb I am. I guess there's a little bit of water on the floor I don't know Five days no no no no wait hours. No a day Longer a day think how much little waters on a fork do well how long did it take did he say at the end?

Yeah, yeah, can you just he's going faster? I thought I only took up 43 seconds They also didn't tell me how long he's going look how stupid it looks that's pretty what a funny what did he take he took a break because he had to cut the thing you know what i mean okay so seven hours we didn't drink at all yeah seven hours four minutes what i don't know if i believe that. Yeah. He does it. I mean, it's a one shot. But there's edits, too. Is he doing it? There's edits, though.

He's cutting the thing out. Are you vibing? Yeah, a little bit. You're vibing a little bit. I mean, good for this kid. Hey, also. I mean, he's just sitting at home, and he's like, how can I get? Well, he's going to bump you at a club soon.

Yeah, yeah. You know? Sorry, we got the guy who ate water in seven hours. Yeah. With a fork. You guys know him as the guy who ate water with a fork.

Are you kidding me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's doing four minutes. Yeah. Fuck. No, it's like whatever his name is and friends

at the Ice House. Wait, who? That's just whatever his name is. That's the show. It's like a shop and friends. You know what I mean? It's just like his name is that's the show it'd be like it was like a shop you know what i mean it's just like oh you know what i mean he's just like i think the tv show friends that's why no no he's just like he's got like you know everybody has to have something

the spoon guy that ain't you know friends but i'm like what's his next video you know what i mean that's the thing he's got to do like good for him. Yeah, cuz this is this isn't even his video I don't know where the original post is. So the guy didn't post it 16 million men. Oh, wow. Imagine being I'd be furious Yeah, I mean if you're this kid and you have this video up and someone else has 15 million I bet he posted it and you know, and he probably don't like a lot of they made a lot of money off You don't make money off of the Twitter post. Do you you can oh you do yeah really they made them they monetize now they have to because what a weird thing to do my son's like hey i'm like what are you doing today

buddy was like 14 i'm gonna see how long it takes you to eat to drink five liters of water with a fork i'd go fuck you no but bro this is the thing too you walk in and he's you know tiger he's got you go okay alright 20 million views later 3 hours later you come back

and you're like what are you doing what are you doing I'm drinking the water out of the yeah babe we fucked up

we failed as parents babe we fucked up but then he uploads and goes hey dad come here. Look, I'm at 100 million views. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many years did you do those bullshit podcasts to get 100 million?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Aw, dad, all you had to do was eat water with a fork. Congratulations. Who did that? Oh, my God. That's awesome. Someone sent in that they thought Chris looks more like an ostrich than Brian.

Oh, well, I look like a bird. His face does. I look like a bird. There's no, no, no, no question. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was two pictures of you. I didn't see. This was AI version of draw Chris D'Elia handsome.

AI. No, no. What they did was they had the bird, and they said, what celebrity do you, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They found you. You know, Brian's face doesn't look like a bird. Just his hair. Yeah. No, I look like they did was they had the bird and they said, what celebrity do you, you know, Yeah, yeah, yeah. They like found you. You know, Brian's face doesn't look like a bird, just his hair. Yeah. No, I look like a bird straight up.

So, and that's, you know. Look, look, I'm going to be in Sacramento. I'm going to be in Brea and I'm going to be in Phoenix and I'm going to be in El Paso and Albuquerque. So come see me at chrisalea.com. Hey, are there birds? Got it in. Hey, are there birds in Nashville and Austin? Nope.

Next. in Nashville and Austin? Nope. Next. I'm there. I think the 25th I'm in Nashville. 26th, 27th I'm in Austin.

Oh, man. Are we actually at an hour or no? We are. Oh, wow. We are. Hey, look at that, dude. You big bird.

I got nothing because I'll be at home being a new dad. That's amazing. When's the little one coming? Anytime now. You got to keep checking your phone.

Yeah. I know. I'm like, what? You know what I mean? So we'll see. Wow. see wow be a good time yeah i hope so well that's it that's it love you guys thanks Thank you.