The Golden Hour - Diagnosed with Autism | The Golden Hour #50 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: October 13, 2023

Erik Griffin returns and the guys talk Erik losing 5 thousand dollars with his Fisker fiasco, Chris' disdain for movies based off true stories and newfound love for electric scooters, Brendan's take on Taylor Swift and Disney conspiracy theories, the ridiculousness of the Fast and Furious franchise, Drake and Joe Budden beefing and much more! Nugenix - Now get a complimentary bottle of Nugenix Total T when you text 231-231 and enter the keyword GOLDEN. Text now and get a bottle of Nugenix Thermo X, our newest and most powerful fat incinerator ever, with key ingredients to help you lose fast and get lean fast...absolutely free. Text 231-231 and enter keyword GOLDEN. Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Ooh, yeah It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power

Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour Look who's back! Daddy's back! You're acting all different now. Oh, brand new! Check out Mr. Skankfest over here. Mr. Hollywood!

Oh, I go to Skankfest. You're on movie sets. I'm a DGA director now. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The strike is over. We're happy to have you back, dude.

It was difficult. It was so difficult, dude. We were fighting like cats and dogs. Brendan was only interrupting you. There were a lot of, so what else? There was a lot of that. There's a lot of working out. I've got to bring something up because I wanted your guys' thoughts.

All right. That's why we're here. So you know my car. I wanted to get a car, right? Right. So I wanted to get a Fisker Ocean. Henry Fisker owns the company. Fiskers tried.

They failed before. They're back. I remember them. They're making this Fisker Ocean. Henry Fisker owns a company. Fisker's tried. They failed before. They're back. I remember them. They're making this Fisker SUV, electric SUV. Right. There it is right there. That's actually the color I wanted to get. That's the best.

And then, shut up. So then, all on their website, they talk about, oh, there's going to be a lease. You can lease. Oh, they did? Yes. It's on their website. This is what I didn't get from your our texts all right so it was like you can you know it was like a fiscal lease program it

was like so i was like okay cool because here's the thing four years ago when i got my jag yeah i wanted to get this lucid air but the company was new and i was like i don't know about this i don't want to buy something i don't know right right so because we're gonna lease i was like perfect you know i'm not to deal with that again. Come to the finish line to get my car, and the lady's like, yeah. Oh, I said, well, what's the lease? She's like, oh, no, you have to buy it. I already put $5,000 down, and it's nonrefundable.

A year ago when I ordered the car. You know what I mean? So then I was like, and then I get on the, then I'm like, but for me, my peace of mind, I don't want to buy this car because I know in three years the technology is going to be better. Yeah. Way better. This is a new, so they're going to get all the kinks out of it.

And then the new one's going to come out. You know what? One of the things too is they made a deal with Tesla where they're going to change the cord where it's going to be a Tesla cord. But that's not for three years. Yeah. So I'm like, what am I doing? But how long was, oh, because you've got to own it, right? You have to own it. You have to buy it. And it's not going to years. Yeah. So I'm like, what am I doing? But how long was, oh, because you got to own it,

right? You have to own it. You have to buy it. So they, and it's not going to hold its value. Right. They're not going to hold it because,

trust me, because I just, my Jag I just sold for at CarMax. Yeah, I'm aware. You know what I mean? I'm just like, you got electric cars?

Jesus. You have like muscle cars. Yeah, yeah. Do you have a, right? Oh, you're saying you're laughing because you don't have it.

Come on. You know, hey. Well, you said trust me. So it's like you don't have one. The electric card's over there. He's going to go like this. Nick, look it up. I knew his electric car.

Yeah, yeah. There's no resale value on it because my car guy was dealing with him. And when he goes, what kind is he? He goes, oh. Let me tell you. Oh, and your car guy. Love him. Okay.

But the offer he got me, I got almost 8,000 more from CarMax. So I was like, they're not a sponsor, but if you're selling your car, go to CarMax. Probably an electric car. He deals with high-end man cars. No, no, but I'm just saying. Okay, so anyways, the guy calls me. Who's that? The guy, Fisker.

Okay. And personally, you can't get any better on the phone. Of course not. The only reason I got somebody on the phone, because I went on my Instagram like, where's my car? Oh, wow. You know what I mean? And so then they were like, hey, Eric, blah, blah, blah, right?

You cared him. So now the guy says to me, he's like, well, you understand you're not going to get your $5,000 back. You know what I mean? He goes, I'm a consumer too. That's what I know. I was like, yes, fuck. I was like, this sucks.

You know? But I just want to put it out here like this. That's terrible business. Well, but why is it? They said you could lease it. Who said that? Listen, listen. It was on their website.

Like, I'm sure on this deal. Yeah, it said. It probably said, we could change the terms at any time. I just think that's terrible business practice. They stole $5,000 from me. Yeah, they did. And I will never buy a Fisker. You know what I mean?

They stole it from me. I never would have. So I'm saying this. Okay, keep the money. Good for you. I don't feel it. Who cares? Ooh, flex.

You know what I mean? Nope. It is what it is, man. You know what I mean? I ain't going to see that five. Yeah, that five is like I go to Vegas and lose five. You know what I'm saying? Ooh.

So I'm getting a Lucid. I'm getting a Lucid. That's a better car. I'm getting it on Monday. Which one? I'm saying? So I'm getting a Lucid. I'm getting a Lucid. That's a better car. I'm getting it on Monday. Which one? I'm getting this Air Touring. It's dope. Yeah.

Pull it up. Let's look at it. So and what's dope about it? Everything. It's got like just the whole the engineering of it. You know what I mean? The electronics.

Those are dope. Yeah. I want to see the inside of yours when you get it. Oh, it's huge. You can sit in the back. When we go to our Air One trip, I'm driving next week. Oh, damn. I'm driving next week.

So you're going to get it. All right, cool. So I pick it up on Monday. And they've been great. Their customer service is great. They also kind of... And they have a lease program. They've been in it now for five years.

And you see them on the road quite a bit a bit actually so you know that people are kind of liking them well i mean the only concern with lucid is they're not turning a profit so they will but yeah they will yeah but just get it owns like 70 of it and they just build a plant in saudi arabia so they're like they're not gonna they they're trying to invest in green yeah because they want to get off oil and they see el see Elon Musk is the richest guy in the world. They're like, hey, all right, let's start making. What color did you get? White.

Just like that, white. So they haven't turned a profit yet. But that's not odd. I mean, they've been around how long? No, I don't know if that's true. I think they're like teetering, you know, because they just put out a new car. The thing that was weird is they put out a cheap version of the cars, affordable version of the car.

Their trucks and SUVs are what they're known for. And then the stock dropped. But it's just kind of interesting that – I love it. This is my thing. Okay? Your shoes. I love –

I'm not saying – I love that they come over-the-air updates. I love the car. It's different after they get the updates. I love all that. Oh, you like that? Yeah, I love the... I'm not saying... I don't... Yeah. I love that they come over-the-air updates. I love the car. It's different after they get the updates. I love all that. Oh, you like that? Yeah, I love that stuff. So...

Their stock had dropped when they put out this new... What? Cheaper car? Mm-hmm. Why? Since 2022, it's been tough for them. But they'll come back. But it's been tough for everybody.

You should buy stock now. Right? You should buy it now. Buy low and then it gets high. But anyways, that's my don't want to buy high because it could go low.

I just watched Big Short. It's not good. It's not a good movie. Yeah, it's not good. I can't listen to anything you say about movies. Kristen liked it

and it's just a long, informational, boring movie with big, big actors. Great actors. And they're all good in it, and also, the whole time, I'm just like, what's... All right, so stop telling me things. It's eight years old, though, right?

I know. That's when I watch movies. I watch it after the test of time. But it would be like... You know what I hate? I know exactly what you're talking about. You know when you see all these name actors, and they're great actors? It would be like if the NBA players were playing a pickup game at the park, you see all these name actors and they're great actors. It would be like if the NBA players were, like, playing, like, a pickup game at the park, you know?

Yeah. You're just like, what are you doing here? That'd be dumb. Why are you wasting your time? Well, I mean, it was Adam McKay, who is very, very big, but who directed it. But, like, I just, like. Sometimes it's bad, man. I don't.

I think I don't. I don't like movies that are based on real life. Hey, do you think you're too stupid for that movie? I don't think. Truthfully, I just don't think. Why is that? Why don't you like movies that are based on real life? Well, okay.

Because I have a thing about it too. I don't mind if they're based on a real thing. But don't tout it like this is based on a true story because it's all – they made up a bunch of shit. That's what they say. But that's what the words based on a true story mean. I understand. Because you're going to make it a movie, right? So you enjoy it.

But just – I understand. But it leads people to think that this is actually what happened. Did you like Braveheart? Totally agree. Yeah, it was good. Based on a true story? Yeah. How much did they fuck that up though probably? I agree. Yeah, it was good, yeah. Based on a true story? Yeah, but there's no way- How much did they fuck that up, though, probably?

Yeah, but there's no cell phone footage from back then where they could be like, oh, that war didn't go like that. Let me show you. Some guy's gonna, some purist is gonna show up with half a blue face. Yeah. That's actually not-

The real story is actually not as exciting. The Bible is based off a true story. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's all nice. I don't know. It's just everything is based off a true story if you fucking get it You know what I mean? It's all nice. I don't know. It's just everything is based off a true story

if you fucking get it down to a granular. Winnie the Pooh's not. It is kind of. If you get it down to a granular, there's been a bear. Oh, I figured out why they're allowed to do the Winnie the Pooh

murder movie that we're talking about. Oh, did you? Yeah, I figured it out. Okay. The rights of Disney, they don't have the rights. I think it started in 2023.

The start of 2023, they don't have the rights to Winnie the Pooh or old school Mickey Mouse. Who doesn't have the right? Disney. What did I miss? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was just going to say. There's a new horror. Good grief. Yeah, oh no, we've been getting after it. There's a horror movie, which I actually already knew about before the guy. I did it.

I watched that. He's a part of a shit movie newsletter. Worst movie of the month. Chris is like, hell yeah. Oh, man. I can I did it. Yeah, I watched that. He's a part of a shit movie newsletter. Yeah, yeah. Worst movie of the month. Chris is like, hell yeah. Oh, man. I can't believe it. Unsubscribed. And when I get the emails,

I do not unsubscribe. So, right here. Look. What? But we were talking about how the fuck can we use Winnie the Pooh, but they don't have the rights anymore to Winnie the Pooh

and the old school Mickey. You know the Steam Mickey? Didn't they create it? Yeah, but the rights ran out in 2023. Is it, what do you call it? Like how you can sing happy birthday? Fair use. Yeah, fair use after 100 years or something maybe.

Well, maybe it's a different spelling. Is that how you spell Winnie? That's exactly how you spell it and that is what he looks like. Public domain. Public domain is what it is, yeah. Look at that. Yeah, there you go. So it must be like 100 years or something. Damn, that guy looks like Winnie the Pooh. That's Mr. Domain.

That's public. That's actually hilarious that you would do that. Like the moment Winnie the Pooh, like somebody was smoking weed sitting around one day and they were like. Just wait, bro. Yeah, they were just probably like, you know, Winnie the Pooh is like public domain now. Somebody was like, oh, you know what would be hilarious? Yeah.

Yeah. We make a murder movie. And someone funded that. It was probably just like, dude, you know what would be hilarious? Yeah. Yeah. We make a murder movie. And someone funded that. It was probably just like, dude, like, I got this idea for a horror movie. I can't wait till 2023, dude. We can fucking just do it.

Like Cocaine Bear. But wait, so we could do Golden Hour merch and use Winnie the Pooh? Like, we can do Finding Kim merch and use Mickey, but it's the old school Steam Mickey.

Like, you know, he's all skinny. Like, I like the thick Mickey. We can't use thick Mickey. We can use the old school where he's all skinny Like I like the thick Mickey You can't use thick Mickey You can use the old school Where he's all skinny Looks like a rat Wow

Where he's whistling on the boat The steam Interesting Yeah You can't use the new one Alright Listen man I totally agree with you

About when they make things out To be like it's real It's just like that show on Netflix About the dope Yeah The crack Painkiller Whatever the show

Painkiller With Matt Broderick. Oh, yeah. You know what I don't like about that? My buddy did that. You know what I don't like about that show? All right, so chill, but what's up? No, I'm saying I like the show. Yeah, it's good.

But I don't appreciate that this is like they frictionalize some stuff, and then they have the real people in between the episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like that. Yeah. Because they have real people going, this is what. Then you go, oh, did it really happen just like this? Did you once plan the time in Hollywood?

I actually watched it on the plane and we landed. I didn't see the end. Oh, that's the best part. That's the best way to watch a movie. Bro, let me tell you something. It's my favorite movie. Before it, when it says, when it says, ah, fuck it. Thank you.

Thanks, Doug. Wow, that was a real brain fart you just had. Yeah. Ah, fuck it thanks Doug wow that was a real brain fart you just had a laugh yeah ah fuck it I just watched I just watched Fast and the Furious X on a plane

the only one I haven't seen let me tell you something man I can't believe you guys watch those I have to because I have to recap it on my podcast you kind of have to

let me tell you that is as a car enthusiast that guy yeah that guy is yeah I have to because I have to recap it on my podcast. You kind of have to. Let me tell you. That is – That's a car enthusiast. Yeah. That guy is – Those movies are so dumb. They're so preposterous now.

Oh, my God. Is this the one that goes to space? No, no. That was the last one. He does something in this movie like with his kid, dude. Who has the kid? Momoa has the kid. Momoa has the kid. Jason Mimosa.

That's what I say. I always call him Jason Mimosa. He's got this kid in the car, you know what I mean? And he's chasing him because it's Vin Diesel's kid. He's got him and he's going to kill him. And then he does a thing where the car turns and the door opens and then the kid flies out of the car into vin diesel's car but vin diesel tells the kid you know like he's got the you know and he's like remember son you know something about something

something and then that the kid knows oh yeah the door's about to open i'm gonna fly out and then they show and the kid's like and i'm just I'm just like, are you fucking kidding me? Dude, first of all, imagine it on the page, written. Right? Imagine a big table read, and you're the guy just going like, interior, car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Young child flies out of a car, and no one laughs? No one's at the table read laughing at this?

And with that, the kid, arms first, flies from one. You know what I mean? And so imagine that. And then imagine actually directing that scene for days. Yeah. It takes days. Three days. Three days.

But Fast and Furious, they just went off the deep end. Because remember the first one was actually a car show. When Paul Walker shows up in the F-150 Lightning, that's a tribute to actual car enthusiasts. That's a dope-ass ride. It used to be about the cars, like legit cars. Now the cars, wings on them, flying to space and shit. It went away from the actual cars. They went from street racers to secret agents.

That's pretty funny. I thought he was a felon. And then they're secret agents, right? And they're dressed like Ludacris has on a starter jacket, and they're on a secret mission. You know what I mean? I was just like, it would be like, and we're dressed like this, and we're going on a CIA mission. You know what I mean? I was just like, it would be like, and we're dressed like this, and we're going on a CIA mission.

You know what I mean? We're Black Ops mission, and Brendan has on that. It doesn't make any sense, dude. They went away from actual cars, which used to be dope. Well, yeah. But they had to do something. They couldn't just keep making the same thing over and over again. That's why iPhone keeps changing shit.

Do they, though? No, I'm saying the cords and shit. It's the same version. At least it's the same thing over and over again. That's why iPhone keeps changing shit. Do they though? No, I'm saying the cords and shit. It's the same version. At least it's the same base. They're like, we need to get to space. No, no, no. It's crazy. iPhones are like Madden on Xbox.

It's like you keep buying it and you're like, it's the same game. But they do change certain things because if they don't change at all, people will think that they're not getting better. They have to change things. It's a business model. You have to keep changing things to make people think they're getting newer,

updated shit. Well, the sheep are like, I need that new camera. Right, if nothing changed. I feel like these movies, though, is they just go, they're sitting around going, how ridiculous can we get now? I stopped after Tokyo Drift. But that's my one question is, How ridiculous can we get now?

I stopped after Tokyo Drift. But that's my one question is, what percentage of the people on the set that have to do with the movie production know that they're making a joke? All of them. Do you think all of them think that? And they're all getting money? You think Vin Diesel thinks that?

Yeah. I don't know if Vin Diesel thinks that. Vin Diesel doesn't. Have you seen his Instagram? That's what I'm saying. That boy's wild. He's crazy. He's off the deep end.

He's like, he gets arrested in this movie, right? And for some reason when he gets arrested, he's holding his fist on this. It's just like he's walking to where they're arresting him. I'm like, what? Get this motherfucker in cuffs. Yeah, right. It's the craziest, the craziest thing.

And so do they, at the end, I heard that they meet the Transformers. Is that a joke? Fuck off. No, it's a predator and aliens.

No. I'm just kidding. It would be believable. Look it, I got him. Hell yeah, I got him. That's how dumb these movies are. That would be a thing.

Google it, Google it. YouTube it. Transformers. No, no, no. They're doing a part two. Jurassic Park. The movie ended where he drives off a...

He drives his car off of a dam. He jumps off a dam because two... Listen. Two gas trucks are headed to him like this. They're being remote controlled by the villain, Momoa. Okay.

And then the gas trucks explode at the top of the thing. And him with his son in the car who just flew in the car. I'm out. They drive off the dam. And it's like a big jump. Then he lands. Dude. Oh, he lands. He lands the car like a big jump. Then he lands. Dude. Oh, he lands.

He lands the car. Then they jump, and they fly into the water. Oh, wow. You ever see what really happens when cars get air like that? Dude, that Tesla one. Oh, upside down immediately. Just. The wheels go.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're not like. I was a kid. Nothing's not how it is. They just go... And all of a sudden, they're like, whoa, let's go. There ain't no suspension. It's like, listen.

It's Kimmy Jacker. This is my thing, though. You hit a speed bump. It's... Oh, fuck. Your front end flies off. It's all... I'm big on suspending my disbelief.

But at a certain point... In part nine, when Ludacris and the other one, Tyrese, when they were in space in like a Datsun, I'm out! You went to see it. You've seen all ten of them.

I haven't gone to the theaters to watch one of these since like two or three. It takes a lot to get me to the theater yeah that new that new leonardo di caprio movie october 20th i'll go to the theater really it takes a lot but it comes out on netflix right no it's the theater it'll be out on like apple tv or something i'm gonna i'm gonna watch that for sure in the theater no no fuck no i'll see that i don't know the last you don't go to the movies when you're on the road with my kid

i go i only go with my kid you're taking that movie no but i'm film. I don't know the last time. You don't go to the movies when you're on the road? With my kid. I only go with my kid. You don't take him to that movie? No, but I'm saying you guys don't go. He would like Flower Under the Killing Moon. Oh, my God. Can you please go to his wife's Instagram and look at Calvin dressed as the thing? How cute is it? How? So adorable.

Funny. Yeah, he was in it, man. No, but you don't go to the movies on the road? No. I go to the movies all the time by myself. Never. Never. Really?

Well, let me tell you why. I love that. Oh, all right. So hot dog, popcorn, a little different. This is going to sound like it's not a disc,

but it's a little different when you're perched in a weekend playing a club. But when you're night after night doing it, there's no fucking way. There's just no way. You're not staying in one place for two. No, no, no.

Maybe I would. Maybe I would do that. But, but also don't you sleep late? Yeah. Yeah, and then do you work out? Come on. No? Okay. On the road? What are you trying to do here, man? And you guys eat healthy, right?

No, but... And then you count your money after the show? And then you're flying private, right? You gotta make the private jet. He has for everything in ones. Yeah. No, but still, if I'm there all day, I'm going to wake up. Even if I did those things, you could still wake up.

The show's not until late at night. Yeah, I guess so. Then you go to the movies. Then you go to the thing. Oh, I walk the city, dude. Yeah. I walk the city. I would do that.

That's what I like to do. You know what you guys got to do, dude, for real? This is what I do. And I just started it months ago. I just, those Lime scooters through the city, you would see the whole city, and you look cool doing it. But dude, you got your crew,

and you're just, Nick, please Google fat guys on scoot just- You're a scooter gang. Nick, please Google fat guys on scooters. You're a scooter gang. Oh, it's- You just got privy to this? Yeah. One of those bird things? Yeah.

No fucking way. People get fucked up on it. Yeah. I've been doing it for years, but people get fucked up on it. No, I'm not doing it. I'll rent a car. So if you're in Cincinnati and you just see a Lime scooter. Jump on?

You jump on. Explore. You move around Cincinnati. No, dude. You go into neighborhoods. I go brazy on these fucking things. I knew Nick was going to laugh at that. I just can't wait until somebody catches you falling.

My brother got fucked up. We caught David Sullivan was doing it, and he fucking ate shit we got on video. Oh, I remember that picture. That used to be my screensaver for like a year. I think that actually that picture is why I didn't do scooters until recently. I think scooter sales went down after that. Swiftie was like, hey, man, can you not post on the scooters? That's how I got around forever, just scooters.

I've seen too many videos. But that's not an electrical one, is it? Yeah. Oh, it is. I've seen too many people get on these and just eat it hard. So I'm like, I'm done. No, there's a whole montage of fat bitches crashing and breaking their necks. It's the best.

Look at the- Well, yeah, nobody- For the gram. So that I have a thing I have a thing on congratulations I do Called the deserve it scale And it's gotta be funny

Not violent enough to be funny Boom Like that she doesn't So she deserves it So that's high on the deserve it scale Cause she didn't break her fucking nose And she wasn't looking and she definitely deserves it. So that's high on the deserved scale. Because she didn't break her fucking nose. And she wasn't looking. And she definitely deserves it.

That's good. So this one looks like it might die. Oh, boom. But he falls on the thing and keeps going. Oh, okay. That's very funny. How did you know that? No, of course he does.

All right. Huh? So. Oh, I know what you're doing. Ridiculousness, Chris. That's what you're doing. No, no, no, no. I watch funny videos of people crashing.

You scale it. You do the scale. One to ten. The deserved scale. The dog jumped into the thing. So here we go. So that. Boom!

Oh, look at this dumbass. I just saw. Bink! Yeah! Die! Die! That's low. Die!

That's low. On the deserved scale I love when it shows The red circle dude So Here's who gets high On the deserved scale Super fat people

Because you You think you have A business Getting on that thing Already it's high That's great They're the best That was great

Those things are fucking dangerous Because if there's a pothole Or something There's no suspension On those things Oh that's a great one dude Oh I love that one Bink

I mean Whose fault Stop right there Okay Whose fault is that Hers not looking It's probably her fault She should have looked

The person walking right Yeah It's the woman's fault It's like That might be a woman too We're not sure It's like what are you talking about You can be a woman, too. We're not sure. It's like, what are you talking about? You can't just walk into a...

No, no, no. That's dumb. I would never do that. Yeah. She wouldn't even look at her phone, either. She was just like... She's like, oh, I have to ride away. Yeah.

Yeah. She's like, you're going to get by a fucking car. Those scooters are great. But I'm saying, you can just get on and explore the city. No. What? No. No what?

Yes, you can. Look at this. Turn that volume on, no? So is he the thing outside the dealership? Yeah, I'll tell you the whole thing. Watch this. This is when he saw it. What's he supposed to be? A green bean? No, a wacky inflatable.

Yeah, he's an inflatable. I'll tell you the whole story. Oh, yeah. Wow. Put your arms up do you want me to hold you here look at what he did how funny is that damn he's good at it

I know right he's good at it so dude how funny is that I was like showing Rachel I was like Rachel look at this like, Rachel, look at this. This is crazy.

Dude, this kid wakes. First of all, you'll see when you have your baby. I don't know if your kids probably did this, but I think most kids do this. But I'll wake up, and he's just in my bed. I don't remember him getting there. I wake up, and I'm like, I'm kind of a light sleeper, but he's just there. It's 8.30. I look over.

I mean, there were three mornings in a row last week where I wake up, I look over, and he says, Dad. And I said, Yeah. And he says, remember this guy? That's the first thing he said three days in a row. And I said, yeah, I remember, man. It's hard to forget, dude. But the first time he saw, so he wanted to be tall Victor.

If you look up tall Victor, uh, broccoli. Um, do you want to be like three different things? Yeah, of course. You know how it goes, right? So yeah, exactly. So he wanted to be like three different things? Yeah, of course. You know how it goes, right? Yeah, exactly. My son has two different outfits. So he wanted to be this guy, okay? So my mother-in-law started making the costume,

which was the green thing. Nothing better. Yeah, awesome. Original ones? She's great at it. So then he saw the wacky inflatable guy. And dude, he saw that there's one on a weed store that's just green and doing this.

I'm driving. He's in the back. He says, Dad, says dad look and i look it's that wacky inflatable green and he says what is that and i said well that's a wacky inflatable uh tube man and he said i'm him that's what he said right after that hell yeah and so that thing's kind of every day well that thing is so in the middle of it we were like like, yo, send it. Send what you got. And so basically, it's a morph of the two. Because we got a whole wacky inflatable thing with the thing. It's got a fan in it. And it moves when he's in it. Oh, sick.

But he's scared of it. He's fucking great. Yesterday, I got up. Yesterday, Rachel, it was like 7 o'clock in the morning. Yeah. I just got back. I was like really tired. Yeah. And she's just like, this kid is kicking. I. Yeah. And I'm tired. I just got back. I was like really tired. Yeah.

And then she's just like, this kid is kicking. I got to get breakfast. Get up. You know what I mean? But I was like, so but I was saying to you guys, I texted you guys. First time I felt, she was like, the baby's kicking. I was like, let me feel it. Yeah.

First time I felt it, I felt a little kick. Yeah. Just bursting into tears. Yeah, of course. You know what I mean? That's beautiful. Yeah. That's awesome.

That's what it's about. It's beautiful. You know what I mean? That's beautiful. And so now the baby's kicking a lot and Yeah, of course. That's beautiful. Yeah. That's awesome. That's what it's about. It's beautiful. You know what I mean? So now the baby's kicking a lot and that kind of stuff. But does the baby stop kicking? Because my girl, she'll be like, look, your baby's kicking. You feel it? And the baby just freezes.

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Yeah, there you go. With Taylor Swift. There you go, Nick. What is it? So her big thing, the hate on Taylor Swift is she's like environmentalist, but she flies private. So when you type in Taylor Jet, it brings up all her like flying private where it ruined the atmosphere. Now you Google Taylor Jet and you get her at the New York Jets game. her like you know flying private where ruin the ruin the atmosphere now you google taylor jet and you get her at the new york jet that's a whole so people are like that's why she did that's a

hilarious conspiracy that crazy that is so you want another one love that you want another one yeah disney when you'd google disney bring up frozen yeah for the movie Frozen. Well, before the movie Frozen came out, you'd Google Frozen and Disney would bring up Walt Disney freezing himself. And they didn't like that so they think they came out the movie Frozen so you could go Frozen. It brings up the movie

and not Walt Disney. You're in the wrong room. I don't know if I believe it. These are the crazy kids. You ask Sam, he he's gonna go super bro that is you ever google juice like whoa

talk about Disney dude hold on so that is so funny dude that fucking Jets one is absolutely hilarious but you know what can I tell you something this is just like

in that show we were talking about Dope Sick yeah well no no which one Dope Sick was the Hulu one the painkiller painkiller

in painkiller. Painkiller. In Painkiller, there's a flashback of he's talking to his father. Yeah. And his father talks about the Nobel Prize. That guy invented dynamite. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was used for evil. And so they said, how can we change this narrative? Right.

They made it like the Nobel Prize. They say that on the show, yeah. But you know what though? Can I tell you the hypocrisy I find with this? Oh, the jet thing? The jet thing. No one cares that Taylor Swift flies private. All they care about is that she's being a hypocrite.

Yes. And she didn't say anything. But what I'm saying is like, that's bullshit too. Do you care about the environment? Or do you care about making her look bad? Yes. Like, which one is it? Because all that shit, all you people out there, you bullshit.

You don't really care. But also, you play private tag. That is true. I agree with you. And then also, another point is, could you imagine? I know exactly where you're going. She's the most famous person on earth. No, no, no, no.

You're at Delta. She just walked. You don't want to be on a hat. People are going to die. It would be a fucking hat. Yeah, you could even have like, hang on, bitch. Yeah, yeah. Totally agree with you.

Like, how about this? Can you say Niagara Falls? No, you're in the fucking TSA line. Yeah, don't. Taylor Swift taking off her shoes. You're like, what are we talking about? Absolutely not possible. I know it's on a different scale, but similar.

But what about me, guys? When I go. Dude, when I was with Tim Tebow, he usually flies private. Something happened. The jet didn't. He's like, I got to get there. They booked a regular flight out of LAX. I went with him.

When I tell you it took him two hours to get through security to the gate, he almost missed his flight. He couldn't get through the people. And that's Tim Tebow. That's Tim Tebow. But it was like the height of his career. But I'm talking nightmare. He got on the plane. He was like, oh, fuck. He doesn't cuss because he's better than us.

Fame's different for different people. It's weird like that. Because I don't know if I told you guys this before, but I remember I was in Vegas and I'm leaving Vegas and I'm just on a regular Delta flight and Mike Tyson is sitting just at the gate. He's just sitting at the gate, cross legs,

reading a paper. Wow. He's just reading a paper like this. You got boxing gloves on? Bro, every single person was just looking at him. Right.

Like a lion at the zoo. Yeah, dude. Everybody was like, because in your mind you're like, is that Mike Tyson just looking at him. Right. Like a lion at the zoo. Yeah, dude. Everybody was like, because in your mind you're like, is that Mike Tyson? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On our Delta flight? And it was just kind of like, he was just like, it was right after he was in flux with his money and whatever. You know what I mean?

So he was just like on the flight. But it was just kind of thing like, you just like, nobody would go up to him. Well, a lot of, well, for him, I think a lot of people are scared. I think they're scared of him. Yeah. Yeah. But Tim Tebow, all the Christians like, oh my God, like bending down. Yeah.

But then I was on, I was flying Southwest from Skank Fest from Vegas and Ron Artest was on my flight. Oh yeah. And I sat next to him. I just looked and went, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Basketball?

We're on Southwest. Yeah. Yeah. Metta World Peace. Oh, that's Metta World Peace. Got it. Yeah. I just looked and went, I get it.

I get it. We're Southwest. We're born A, though. We got that going. Matt Rife's getting like that, man. Not being able to go places. We were in D.C. It was crazy.

You know how I knew he was getting famous? These black women were like, we walked by and they were like, oh, Matt Rife! These fat black women were wanting to get pictures. He's real good about being like. The Skank Fest boys were nice about him. I thought they were going to go hard on the paint because someone brought up Matt Rife. They said something and the crowd goes, Matt Rife.

I defend Matt. I'm like, be careful, man. They defend him. His crowd works good. It's like such a small part of his set. I know. You know the Skank Fest boys go hard on the paint, but they were cool. I was like, oh, that's good. he doesn't he doesn't it's like such a small part of his set i know i know no i'm just saying it was like you and you know the skank fest boys go hard in the paint but they were cool i was like that's good yeah that's doing something right it's a cool dude but anyways the fame of like you know yeah i get i'm saying if you're that famous or or you're just like yeah you listen i'm sorry that's

what you you fly private like i don't i don't think anybody no there's no. Anyone who's like she shouldn't fly private. They don't understand. It's worse for the environment if she doesn't. No, let me trump all of this. So even if America went 100% green, no emissions. If we are 100% green, no emissions. It doesn't matter in any facet. You should have India, China.

We can't affect it in any facet. You should have India, China. We can't affect it in any facet. All this bullshit, it's all, none of it, it doesn't matter. I don't know. If we were completely, bring it up. Bring it up. If America went 100%. Make fact check it. No, I have no idea. It doesn't matter. The CO2 emissions, America

is such a small percentage of the world. You should go to BARD. BARD.google.com. That's Google's AI. What is that? It's Google's AI. Just sign up for it. But why?

Because it's better. It's Google, and they're searching everything, and it's an AI response for the things that you want. They'll show you the references. They'll give you the... Yeah.

This is what Google's going to become anyway. That's why I like Eric. He knows his shit. Google's going to become this anyway. And then you can ask follow-up questions, you know?

Oh. It's better than just going to Google. There's no ads and all that kind of stuff. But this is the thing you want to do. You want to go to Bard

and you can still get to Google references. Then at the end, you know, you go, what? Yeah. They hope this information is helpful they

say really nick we'll see what is there griffin what's that golden hour it just says who yeah cool there you go so okay bard is ai google yeah okay so it's Google's version of ChatGPT yeah yeah yeah okay oh okay another good one I use all the time

is Perplexity but isn't Perplexity is the best almost tough to spell though yeah yeah that's kind of a weird I'm gonna lay low BARD is easy

I'm like per ah fuck you're gonna get a weird sight you're gonna spell that bitch just AI what a what a what a genuine honest response to but also he's right though you're gonna have like 12 year olds site you can smell that bitch just AI Google AI but also he's right though you're gonna have like 12 year olds looking it up

perplexities are good when it shows you the sources and all that stuff I love that the AI search engines are the best you got any submissions Nick? I forgot we'd still do a show you guys are having a good time wow is his chin there yo Goldnar what's up I figured we'd still do a show. You guys are having a good time. Ooh, wow.

Is his chin there? Yo, Goldnar, what's up? This is Greg from North Cag. North Cag. I got a debate club for you. Okay. That has to do with getting diagnosed with stuff. I got diagnosed with autism a couple years ago. Total surprise, like total mind fuck um

basically what happened was my kid got diagnosed with it and they were telling me the symptoms and i was like breeze i do that you know like i think that way like i've always thought that this guy's great to do that when i was a kid too like that's not a problem and they're like actually yeah you're messed up um so the question is would you rather get diagnosed with something early when you're a kid so you can get treatment and help and counseling and stuff like that you know I definitely could have avoided some bad situations if I had known or would you rather not know until later in life like because on the other hand I wouldn't have accomplished

anywhere near what I've accomplished in my life had I thought something was wrong with me. Oh, interesting. I had no idea. So there was nothing holding me back. That's interesting. Kind of a weird deal. It depends how bad you are on the spectrum.

I'll let me know what you think. He seems to be low on the spectrum for it. What if you said that at the end of the video? He just went, Anyway, thanks, guys. Oh, God. It's bad. The whole time we're like, oh, God.

Oh, God. Yeah, but the thing is, like, he would, like, it would be weird if he looks back on his life and be like, oh, this is why I don't have a lot of friends or something. Yeah, yeah. He seems to be doing all right. Clearly met a lady, had sex with is why I don't have a lot of friends or something. Yeah. Yeah. He seems to be doing all right. Clearly met a lady. He had sex with her.

He has a kid. Like, he's doing fine. It's better. No, but I have. It's a mild case of autism. Look, I've talked. Listen, Rick Glassman is one of my best friends. He was the officiant at my wedding.

Yeah. Okay. But there was a time in my life, knowing Rick, where I couldn't stand this motherfucker. Yeah. Same. Okay. No, no, no. Once't stand this motherfucker. Yeah, same. Okay. No, no, no. Once you find out.

Once you find out. You accept it more. One time, he found out. He got a real official, and I was like, it changed our relationship. Yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying is, I don't know if this guy has it like that. Right. You know what I mean?

But I would want to know, oh, you're a werewolf. You know what I'm saying? Right, right, right. But it's tough, too, because sometimes, like my son's baseball game But I would want to know, like, oh, you're a werewolf. You know what I'm saying? Right, right, right. But it's tough, too, because sometimes I'll be – like my son's baseball game. I was talking to one of the dads. He's like, yeah, he got diagnosed with ADHD or whatever. He's like, we're going to get him on medication. I was like, toss those pills out a little too much.

Is he outside enough? Like how much is he playing? Like seven-year-olds have a ton of energy. He doesn't need medication. And then you see the kid. He hits a ball and he's running for it. He's like, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank. You're like, I'll give him the meds.

I'll give him the meds. Yeah, I agree, man. The whole meds. Yeah, I know. It's a weird thing. Maybe let him write the prescription just to have it. Yeah, right, right, right. That stuff's not easy to come by.

I was like, maybe have him do more sports. You crush it up. You put it in a bag if you need it one day. Nick was in his car driving by, you know, parks. Like, is your kid got ADD? Got no medication? No, Nick's going to have a kid just to get medication. Get it, though.

Get it, though. No, I just, I don't know. I mean, I think that this guy, I agree with his outlook on it is great, you know. But he's just like, well, I'm like that way. Because what he's really saying is, like, do we need this diagnosis? Like, what's it for? Is it for people to make money, for the doctors to make money? Well, yeah.

You know what I mean? Like, we live with this. We saw the painkiller thing, yeah. Yeah, we live with this. Because he's clearly doing okay. He's functioning in society. Yeah. So by them going, hey, man, you're basically retarded.

He's like, what? Yeah. That's an interesting question and I guess I have thought about that before, but it's been a long time. Because you don't want to limit the kids. Does your son have OCD? You can tell. Who knows? You can't tell?

There are things where I'm like, I wonder if that's what that is. But I mean, the thing is I think that, who is it important for? You. Is it important for you? And how important is it for the people that you interact with? Because it does change things. It's like, I mean, this is just the honest truth.

You don't know by your OCD. If we don't know, that shit's annoying. You don't get a place in. You can't sit still. You always have this thing. You know what I mean? But if he comes and you go like, well, I have this thing, then we're like, oh. Then when we're sitting at a dinner and we're talking about Chris doing this, we have to –

I don't know what the knowledge is for. Yeah, true. The quality of life. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. what the knowledge is yeah true um i quality of life yeah right yeah yeah and then i and then i you know that was one thing when i when i had kids um before i had kids i was like i hope that if i if when i have kids i don't pass that along and i was talking to somebody about it and they

were like if you do it's really good to have you for a dad because you can yeah i was like that's that's that's it also it also made you who you are so you could be a good thing have you for a dad because you can navigate it. That's a good way to look at it. It also made you who you are. So it could be a good thing because you can channel it. Very, very true. There is no way it didn't play a part in how successful I am. There is no fucking way. All right, take it easy. No, no, no.

The OCD is the obsessive, yeah. That's exactly my point. Well, you want that part of it. To me, it's all about perspective of how we look at things. That's why I couldn't stop fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take the good with the bad. Take the good with the bad.

Take the good with the bad. Yeah. It's like you want Chris to eat your pussy. It's not done yet. It's not done yet. And then she's like. But the thing is, like, again, just to say, like, the perspective is important. Because, like, when people put these labels on things and they have these negative connotations. But you're thinking about, like, even the way you're thinking about it, I don't like.

Just to be like, i hope my kid because just like what you hope your kid didn't have this thing that made you super well yeah yeah yeah find a beautiful wife and have this yeah and a big so it's like he could like uh that has to do with it wait what and i was just jumping on that okay yeah thank you just piling in on that but i'm saying it's like the fact that we look at things and so this guy like, I think that's the nature of his question is to be like, well, yeah, I was autistic. But like, did I need to know that? You can channel into something good. Like your son's into sports and he's obsessive.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, my son's three and it's, you know, you can't tell yet. You can though. Well, put it this way. He's not an athlete. It's not severe. You can't tell that.

Like it's not like he's like. Was your dad like, oh, this is going to be a problem. My thing was. He's counting an athlete. It's not severe. You can't tell that. It's not like he's like – Was your dad like, oh, this is going to be a problem? My thing was – He's counting the trains. But back then, my parents didn't know what it is. You know what I mean? But now we do. But like, yeah, back when I was a kid, it definitely presented itself.

It's not you're retarded? It definitely presented itself. It definitely presented itself for sure. Your dad's like, he's a retard. No, but my generation, if you believe like – what's his name? RFK or whatever his name is. I'm 51, so like they didn't have all the vaccine stuff that was happening. Oh, wait, you have a kid.

I know, I know. But what I'm saying is – so that's why my generation, you don't see a lot of – Yes. I'm with you. A lot of – You just don't see the same things that you see now. Autism is higher than ever and they think

it has coincided who knows if that's like before we get demonetized there's evidence or it's just undiagnosed back then too I mean

that's the thing too well you know what I think you know what's crazy it's like oh did I tell you guys how I went to the I went to the scan we had our big 20 week scan

oh right we find out if but first of all I didn't know that that was still a thing because after the 14 week I went to the scan. We had our big 20-week scan. Oh, right. We find out if you have. But first of all, I didn't know that that was still a thing. Because after the 14-week, you think you go, oh, we're good. We're ready to go. All clear. We're in the doctor's office.

Not even in the office. We're actually in the room waiting for the doctor to come in. Rachel's on the table. This guy comes in the room like this, guys. He comes in and he goes, hey, listen, I'm i'm so sorry i'm gonna be a little bit longer i might uh you have to wait because i'm delivering some really bad news right now and i was like that's the first moment i thought oh we could get bad news today you know what i mean and i was like what you know so then you had this skin and you're just like that i'm waiting you know and then the person that scan and you're just like, then I'm waiting, you know, and then the person

that was in it was like stone killer, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm trying to be all funny,

right? So, I mean, at this point, you wouldn't know, right? Yeah. Nothing.

But anyway, everything was fine. But the point is, you know, people make choices. Yeah. It's scary. It's scary.

No, but you, you know what I was thinking about this? I was thinking about this. So you go to like to week 14 is when normally you're supposed to like not tell anybody yet. And I know now why. Yeah. Because.

So many issues. No, no. It's because also because people are in that room going, can you give us a second? Yes. And then couples talk to each other and go, no, I think we're going to try again. Right? That's what happens. But with all the laws and things changing right now, we're going to see a lot of, you know, if they ban, if they really stick to banning abortion all over the country, in like 20 years, there's going to be a lot of like, you know, you know what I mean?

Oh, yeah, yeah. There's going to be a lot of like, and I kind of find it interesting that if you go to church, if you go to church, like Republican Christian churches, there should be a lot of kids in there with Down syndrome and stuff like that. Oh. But there's not. Yeah. Because they're doing it too. Hmm. Interesting.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I think it's kind of strange. You would think that the people that don't believe in, there should be a higher percentage of stuff that didn't go because they don't choose. Yeah, you would think. You would think, right? Well, California banned Skittles.

They should, man. No, they did. That's a little different than it should. What do you mean they should? Oh, man. Because of the red dye? Dude, in Europe? We have, okay, in Europe, you have the stuff in Europe.

It doesn't take effect until 2027. I know, but what I'm saying is there's like, you can look at the same ingredients, like the same product in Europe as there are in the United States. It's like the amount of ingredients extra is crazy. I don't think that – I mean this is – it's causing a lot of cancer. Is it though? Yeah, man.

Is it? Well, I mean – It's the stuff in it. Yeah. Well, we have a lot of stuff. Flaming hot Cheetos too. If a whole other country is saying something – if they've banned something because they thought it was bad, and we're just kind of like, whatever for money.

Dude, that's how the Oxycontin shit happened. I know, yeah. You know, it's like, because we were like, oh, this is how we think. Well, the government wouldn't let that go. I know, I know, I know. My thing with Newsom banning Skittles and Flaming' Hot Cheetos, keep that same energy with the homeless. Figure that shit out. Oh, dude, I'm with you.

Well, figure out Skittles and Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Work on the homeless. It's a false equivalency, but the point is keep the same energy for being good all over the place. Yeah, all over. Because it's like these vegans and people who are like, you know, they got their dogs and their dog people, and they're stepping over homeless people to go into PetSmart.

Yeah. It's like, no, we should cook your fucking dog for them to feed. You know what I mean? Right. What's this, Nick? Someone sent in a video of what Eric was doing in his off time. Okay. Well, here we go, everybody. Oh, my God, dude. Why is he in a me outfit?

It's a big eagle. Big guy in a scooter. Yeah. Popping a wheelie. Well, I mean, look at the face. I mean, you know what I mean? It's him. It's him.

It paid really good. I was just trying to get off autism. Yeah. That's a good idea. Did you guys see Joe Budden? He criticized. Talk about Drake. Yeah, Drake's elbow. Drake lit him up, huh? Yeah, Drake clapped back. Did you guys see Joe Budden? He criticized. Talk about Drake. Yeah, Drake.

Drake lit him up, huh? Yeah, Drake clapped back. Did he? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he went hard in the paint. Oh, I didn't see the comment. Oh, Drake went hard. He said, you're only doing this because you failed at music.

Does anybody want to read this out loud? Go ahead. Who's Joe Budden? You have failed at. Really? Yeah. Pop it up. Pump it up! Pump it up!

And you say you're a Fast and Furious fan. And you say you're a Fast and Furious fan. But I wouldn't know the name. So this is... Joe Budden goes, you have failed at music. You left it behind to do what you are doing in this clip. Sorry.

So what Nick did was bad, right? Because you were reading it? Because this is what actually pays your bills. For any artists watching this, just remember you are watching a failure give their opinion on his idea of a recipe for success. A quitter give their opinion on how to achieve longevity. You switch careers because the things that pop into your brain and you broke living check to check,

and the raps you write had 450 men showing up to your shows in dusty jeans to screw up their face to mood music. 29 and pretend you are the GOAT. Pleased any artist that's doing what they feel is right. Don't let these opinions affect your mindset. After the fact, this guy is a poster child of frustration, surrendering. Retired and whenever you hung up your jersey. No, this is where it gets nasty.

You retired, and we never hung up your jersey. We don't even remember your number. We know you for doing this. You withdrew from rap, not because you're accomplished. All you need to, it's because it wasn't working for you. I never want anybody in these generations to think that the whole, everybody's entitled to their opinion is a real thing. Last line's the best. opinion is a real thing. The last line's

the best. I own a 767. This is a man projecting his own self-hate and the fact that I did and continue to do everything he wanted to do for himself. If you need it, put it in simpler terms. I own a 767. He owns a modest house

in the 973 and flies first class on special occasions. Oh, wow. Draft Kings. Make sure you guys. You never seen Joe Budden? Joe Budden, he has a big pot. Oh.

Hey, guys, guys. He's basically me. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Drake's old. Drake's old, man. Right. Okay, he's 37, yeah? No, no, no, that's old.

Right. You don't do that. That's old people shit. Don't do what? He's the biggest artist's old people shit. Don't do what? He's the biggest artist in the world. You don't do what? You make a rap. He just did?

His album just came out? I'm saying make a song about this guy. Make a hit him up about this guy. I guess, yeah. That's what you do before. Like the kids today who he's trying to reach, they ain't reading that shit. Right. He wrote two paragraphs about a guy?

That's old people shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. You're supposed to make an album and everybody's like this. Oh, Drake got him. Nobody's looking at that. You think young people are reading that whole thing at the end going like this? Oh, no, they went like this.

What is? Okay, swipe. I don't think Drake's going to do that because Joe Budden's not that big. Yeah, he's not that big. This is like what he gets for that. He's not like a meat and meal. Drake wouldn't makeden's not that big. Yeah, he's not that big. This is like what he gets for that. He's not like a neat male. Drake wouldn't make a song about this guy. He's not big enough.

But, dude, that fucking shit went hard. Pump, pump, pump, pump it up. I don't do duets, but that shit went hard. Pump, pump, pump it up. I don't do duets. I don't do duets. Was he a one-hit wonder? Yeah.

Would you see what they did on Worldstar? Can I ask you? Nick, Nick, Nick. They went to the streets and said, name three Joe Budden songs. Why did he? He obviously was talking shit about Drake, right? Oh, yeah.

He just kind of criticized the new album. He was kind of saying what you say, like, grow up. Yeah, he was saying, don't make music about fucking 25-year-old women anymore. Do stuff that grown men do. Do I gangster rap? Get the fuck out of here. It's dumb it's

lame what he said i think i mean drake goes number one gonna do what drake drake do what drake do right i totally agree yeah until he can't do it anymore i mean well he already said he's taking a year off at least there's no long like like sadly hip-hop is a young man's game what's down 40 but you get to rap overall is down 40%. You get to a point though where it's like no matter how dope a person was, you're not listening anymore. You need a new voice. I get it.

I hate when you throw on some Tupac or some Biggie or something and then some young person's around like what is that? It's crazy. You just want to throat chop them. Juicy J says rap sales are down 40%. It calls for a meeting to address the situation. A meeting with who? All right, fellas.

Calling all hip hoppers. Calling all hip hoppers. We need to get this more lit. Well, how does he know? I mean, I think that's just the nature of the music business. Or it's his record sales, which is hilarious. Yeah, it's the nature of streaming. Drake's like, nah.

Yep. Yeah. Check the charts. Check the math. What are we as rappers, rappers producers composers going to do about this shit because it's down 40 this year do your research this is a fact yeah but the thing is because also they're only making singles and stuff they're not yeah they're not they're not they don't even but also country music's up what the fuck's that have to do with anything just keep making music. Meeting.

Guys, we really got to get hip hop a lot better. Just keep doing what you're doing. Make it better. I know. Hip hop is trash. Because hip hop is so bad now. Yeah, thank you. It's just garbage.

Everybody sounds the same. You know what I mean? You can't understand them. Bro, I was watching this one thing where they do this thing on. That's not old. Yeah, you do. Yeah, yeah. But whatever.

Yeah. There was a radio station that gave rappers a children's book, and they have them rap it to a beat. And it's top 40 now? Yeah, it's just basically what other songs sound like. Yeah. And it's funny because they did the, who's the, Cuavo and. Cuavo.

What's the group? Cuavo. Fucking 60 years old. Migos. Migos, yeah. I'm going to say three of Migos. The Migos. The Migos.

And so. They're funny though. Yeah. That's what I like about them. They're funny. One's dead but yeah So that's This is it yeah

So Ludacris sounds You know like But the problem is The Migos Migos did it And It's It's the worst one

And Were any of them good? No I mean Ludas is fun You know Luda right? Yeah Luda's is fun. You know Luda, right? I'd bump this. No, no, no.

But the thing is, is like, I don't know if he realizes he shouldn't have done this. No. Because it just shows your lyrics don't matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, but...

Because you're still like, all right. That shit slaps, no, no, but – Because you're still like, all right. That shit slaps. No, no, but what I'm saying is that's because he's a personality. I mean, I think that the thing now is like Drake is a personality. He's got a voice. He's got a thing. So whatever he puts out, even when it's like his music, you go, I don't like this album.

That last album, I didn't like it the way I liked the other albums but for me the drake songs i like are those those like ones that like he that dude is a great drake is great dude is great drake's great even that comment he wrote is well written but i'm saying like when he does like like it's like those like um i don't even let me see this one yeah this one's I think it's terrible. But they're making fun of rappers. Yeah, it's not good. I can't believe they're like, hell yeah.

Hold on. The guy still does the brr thing. Of course. But that's what they do. I think they're aware. I don't. They're not even reading the book. Read it, guys. I want to know what happens.

Is that one of their beats? Fucking Lama does a lot of shit in his pajamas. That's one of his favorite songs. So hold on. The guy who I thought was the best was the Mexican rapper. I don't know who he is, but I wonder who it was. His name's the Mexican G or something? No, I can't.

No, isn't it the guy that's dating Kendall Jenner? Isn't he Mexican? No, this guy looked crazy. No, no, no. This guy. I think. That's what I said. No, isn't it the guy that's dating Kendall Jenner? Isn't he Mexican? No, this guy looks crazy. No, no, no, this guy. Oh,

I think. That's what I said. Oh, wait. This guy, this guy. The Mexican OT. He's good,

you know? He was on Schultz. Yeah, he's great. Oh, really? This guy was the best one. Damn tits.

Have you heard his music? He's great. Hey, dude. Hey. Oh, hey. How big is that book? Oh, wow. Real big, yeah.

Check the... Yeah, that's... This is... This fucking... Check the head getting... Yep. It works, dude. Okay, listen. Mexican OT hit.

This is... I'm gonna relate. This is something that you can understand. This shit right here, Okay, listen. Mexican OT hit. I'm going to relate. This is something that you can understand. This shit right here, people about being an artist and whatever, it's different now. It's like UFC fighters. If you're not online, if you don't have a presence, if you don't show your personality, you're not going to do well in any business now. You're going to get left behind.

So these guys, the ones that are doing everything, that guy's got a great voice, a great sound, but he's got to make himself a personality. People get to know him. And the next thing you know, you're like, we're buying his music, not just because of his music. We're buying him because he's got a good personality. You can relate to him. That's a jelly roll. Exactly. So that's what it's all about now. And I think

Drake was ahead of the game. He knew. He was like, oh, I got to... He crossed over to pop culture. Yeah, we got to do all this stuff. Yeah, you Drake was ahead of the game. He knew. He was like, oh, I got to. We got to go with the time. He crossed over to pop culture. Yeah, we got to do all this stuff. Yeah, you got to be relevant and stuff. I'm going to follow him on Instagram. He's great. Yeah, he's great.

Yeah, you've heard his stuff. Yeah, yeah. I like his voice a lot. Yeah. That's what it's become. Baby love. It's like doing comedy specials right now. They're not special.

It's just content. Well, no, yeah, yeah. It's a commercial. That's what these guys are doing. Yes. Every business is doing the same thing. It's like doing comedy specials right now. They're not special. It's just content. It's a commercial. That's what these guys are doing. Yes. Every business is doing the same thing. It's just content. What up, Golden Hour?

Debate club for that ass. What do you guys like more? That Velveeta squeezy? Ooh, fancy. Or that blue powder cheesy? Crap in this bitch. Craft mac and cheese all day. My four-year-old loves it.

Thirteen-year-old loves it. Hell yeah. I love it. Grew up on it. Same. Anyway, what do you guys like more? Debate club. Velveeta or Kraft?

Gang gang buzz buzz. Soul war. Woo woo woo. Is that... Love you guys. Keep grinding. All those words are English? Hi.

I don't eat that shit. I knew mama got paid if we were eating the Velveeta. That's why I knew we were bald. Oh, it was Velveeta the more expensive? Yeah, it comes in the silver foil and the cheese is all creamy. I was an only child, so I didn't grow up poor. So I didn't, you know, we had to like degrade. We got cheese cheese. Oh, damn. Mama, mama know, we had like the great, we got cheese cheese.

Oh, damn. Mama, mama, perfect shot. Yeah. Mama, mama, perfect shot. Mama, mama, perfect shot. Woof, woof. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ngeng, ngeng, ngeng, ngeng.

Ngeng, ngeng, ngeng. Yeah, I don't know that stuff. Your parents ever give you mac and cheese? They tried. I always thought it was- Your dad goes, retards don't eat this. It looks disgusting.

It looks too gross to me. It always has. Oh, it's fantastic. I wasn't a was... Your dad goes, retards don't eat this. It looks disgusting. It looks too gross to me. It always has. Fantastic. I wasn't a mac and cheese person either. I mean, look, mac and cheese... I was a cornbread person. It's cornbread. It's cornbread. You ever see that movie? No. Lawrence Fishburne is a kid in it. There's a better cornbread reference.

It's cornbread. Oh, no, there's not. You can eat your cornbread. Life. Life. It's cornbread. It's cornbread. Oh, no, there's not, dude. You can eat your cornbread. Life. Life. It's cornbread. It's cornbread. Google Lawrence Fishburne and cornbread. But, yeah, I'll eat mac and cheese every now and then. It's good now, but only like the – not the really gross, cheesy, liquidy kind is gross to me.

The powdered cheese is great. You go to the freaking steakhouse and they have lobster mac and cheese or they have truffle mac and cheese. I don't like that. I don't like that either. Lobster mac and cheese is good, but it's a different thing to me. Llama, llama, llama, drama. Llama, llama, llama, drama.

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I love it. I'm going to be at the Dania Improv, October 20th to the 21st. And then the Greenville Comedy Zone, 27th, 28th. And then One Night in Orlando Improv on the 2nd. And then Sidesplitters, November 3rd and 4th. Is that Thursday, November 2nd? Yeah. I think I'm in Orlando then for the Olympia.

Oh. I'm participating. Oh, I'm going to be November 2nd in Orlando. I'll be in Orlando. Oh, you should go do the show. For the Olympia, yeah. Yeah, if I can. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to be there at the 10th. That's funny. We're all there at around the same time. Oh. All right, that's it. That's it. Come to my show.

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