The Golden Hour - "Do You Think It's Wise to Keep Talking?" | #197
Episode Date: August 14, 2026Chris and Erik debate whether it's still a burrito if you can't pick it up, share doctor visits and kid updates, and dig into algorithms full of knockout videos and when hitting back is ever ...justified. Then it's the Lindsay Clancy case, the latest Fauci revelations, politics turning into team sports, building apps with AI, Bitcoin regrets, and why the digital stuff you buy isn't really yours. To close it out, an AI writes Chris a joke and he agrees to try it on stage.0:00 Intro1:21 Traci Lords, Ron Jeremy & Comedy Store Sightings3:48 Is It Still a Burrito If You Can't Pick It Up?6:08 Cancer Scares & Bad Sleep8:20 Kid Updates18:30 Knockout Videos & the Restraint Debate31:01 The Lindsay Clancy Case36:22 The Latest Fauci Drama44:17 Influencer Politicians & Politics as Sport51:55 Tour Dates54:27 Building Apps With AI58:57 Bitcoin Regrets & Digital Ownership1:01:11 An AI Writes Chris a JokeGet two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: thegoldenhoursubs@gmail.com or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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I just did Google Fly.
I said make a really funny set like Christa Leo.
Oh, let's see.
Why do people look at you when you cough?
Like what?
Do you want some?
It's mine!
That looks like a premium blend set from 1998.
That's how, honestly, that's how my haters see me.
Yeah.
That's, they go, this sucks, bro.
AI's a hater.
But you would be like way more animated.
Well, I actually don't think.
think that that is not funny.
I just think he's doing it not funny.
Wait, I got to say,
as a comic, I'm sitting here like,
you can probably make that funny.
Yeah.
We're friends that shout.
Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about,
but that won't stop us.
Nothing can stop us.
I always remember
like the famous,
porn people from like when I was like you know 80s 90s it was always um oh god what's the girl she was
in blade oh yeah what's her name uh she was before my time yeah Tracy Lord Tracy Lord yeah yeah so that would
be like you know just as a teen I was like oh Tracy Lords you know what I mean because like you
couldn't even you couldn't even get that stuff but that was the only name you heard so you heard
right so if I had to think of famous people like that would be Tracy Lords and Ron Jeremy
Right, right, right, right.
You know.
Is Tracy Lord a lot, Lord's alive still?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those people die, you know.
But is, uh, is she, most of those type of people?
Yeah, is she, um, what was the thing with her?
Like, did she do it too young or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
She was like, I believe, yeah, I believe she was, they filmed, she was 16 or something
like that, you know.
Yeah, she's only 58 now.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Wow.
Fifty-eight.
It's like, just, she's younger than Brian Callen.
Wow.
Yeah.
Well, do you think 30, like 30 years ago was when?
You know, she, yeah, I mean, damn.
Yeah, so she was like really young and then like whatever.
I think they just dealt with it differently than.
Yeah.
I don't know, you know what I mean?
Imagine with no.
Man, they must have got away with that a lot.
This was like the first, she would have it popped on Onlyfan.
She would have had fucking known.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Anyways, I'm just saying like that wasn't a, what my point is the men or don't, I don't know their names.
Right.
I know.
You know what I mean?
The only guy we know was Ron Jeremy
because he was so weird.
Right, right, right, right.
He was like a, like, oh, look at this weird.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's just weird, so I don't know.
Yeah.
He was in the belly room one time.
I remember Ron Jeremy.
Yeah, I remember him coming to a lot of story a few times.
Weird people would come to the comic story.
Like, not weird, but it's just like...
You wouldn't expect it.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like Bobby Brown walking in the hallways.
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Brown loved.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I see Tarantino loves comedy.
And then it was like, I don't know.
I've just...
I saw Jimmy Cricket there once.
Just a little light humor to just kind of start.
I have something for you.
You know?
You can't expect that.
That'd be great.
Yeah, there you go.
See? Why it's hilarious.
It was like a rabbit was there?
There you go.
Adding to it.
You can move on or make more.
Obviously.
The, uh, let me ask you just.
Both of you.
Mm-hmm.
Is it a burrito?
Yes.
If, is it a burrito?
If you can't hold it in your hand.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Because wet burritos are something.
You disagree.
I'm saying a wet burrito is just a lasagna.
You know what I mean?
Like a wet burrito, like, if you can't pick it up like this,
doesn't that make it a burrito?
Like, that's not a burrito.
No, that looks so good, though, bro.
You like wet like this?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I can't.
No, no, I like both the same.
I don't mind not wet.
I mean, I don't mind wet or not wet.
The wet shit is amazing, though.
I don't like it.
This motherfucker says he doesn't like it,
and he'll definitely dip into sauce and eat it.
That's a wet burrito.
I'm putting the sauce inside.
You can't pick that up with your hands.
What I'm saying is...
No, I like to cut stuff anyway.
This is my point, though.
Does it make...
Is it holding it in the hands and make it a burrito?
That looks good.
It's like when you get a hot dough.
dog smothered in chili and you can't pick it up.
That's not, what is that?
It's a hot dog still. That's now meatloaf.
No, bro.
This is really resonating with me.
Really?
Yeah, I like handheld food.
I don't know.
Sure, I do too.
But like is a hamburger?
What makes the hamburger to hamburger because you have it in your hand like this?
But if you have the hamburger sitting in the plate and it's like covered in stuff, is it now not a hamburger?
No, it's still a hamburger.
It's just...
Nick, pole.
It is, though.
Is it?
Because it's folded under.
Look at that.
What's that?
Jesus.
This is the Big Mac at Petitouille.
It's like a Michelin Star restaurant.
It's so good.
And it's modeled after the Big Mac.
But yeah, is that a...
Like, if you have to eat it with a fork and knife,
is it now a steak with bread?
To be honest, I would try and pick that up first.
But yeah, you'd probably eat it and end up eating it with a fork in knife.
But I think...
it's yeah but I don't know
I guess it's a burrito
it's just a mess
or hamburgers
but that's the
but is what makes it
wow that looks amazing
a burger experience
you're making me hungry
I just ate
did you
I just ate too
I had like you know
I had some eggs
bacon and some cottage
cheese
I had eggs and rice
oh
and then I have this
fucking thing right here
it's like a little red
you know
and it goes away
and comes back
it's called herpes
no no it's not
I don't have herpes
which I'm
which I'm shocked about
no I really don't
it looks herpesish
no no no
no and I sent a picture
to my doctor and he's like okay well
it's probably just a bacteria infection if it keeps coming
back but we have to check it for cancer and I'm like
I really? Really?
Can we? Just so casually?
Like we have to check for a you know
This? I thought this was like a scrape for a while.
Dude I had a little thing on my gum
that was weird that like I thought it was just
because my teeth were pushing. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
I go. They cut it off
and I don't know two three weeks later
the dentist was like hey so we
took the test results from that
And I like, test results.
He was like, yeah, there's no cancer.
And I was like, you were looking for cancer?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's so crazy.
So, but I guess they...
Well, he said pre-cats.
I don't even know.
They're doing their due diligence.
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, you know.
I don't know.
I know.
But every time you get like a mole removed, or at least I got a lot, I had them removed
on my body.
And they're always like, we'll test.
And I'm like, oh, just don't, you don't, you know.
It's fine.
And then they call me and they're like, everything's fine.
I know, I know.
I think.
Anyway.
She's like, glad to know.
I know.
I woke up every hour last night for no reason.
Why?
Every single hour.
Every single hour?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, not eight, and then woke up at nine thirty.
And what's weird is you seem remarkably fresh right now.
Well, so thank you.
As opposed to when you get like a full night sleep, you come in here like this.
Well, I had 12 hours.
to sleep.
I don't know what's going on with me.
Because I told you I'm trying to dial in what to take.
How much to, I have, I've been off my sleep meds now.
And now you can't sleep at all?
No, I did that two nights ago I got great sleep.
But I think because I got great sleep now, this time I got not good sleep.
Whatever, it's boring, but my chest exercise was fantastic last yesterday.
It's so random.
Well, because of the sleep, dude.
I just, I don't know.
We took Wolf to get his two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,
two and a half year thing.
You know,
you know when you're sitting with the doctor
and like,
you feel judged,
you know, a little bit.
Oh, man.
You know, you know what I mean?
Because they're like,
so, uh,
is he doing this?
And you're just kind of like,
well, you know, sort of.
Like, you know,
and you're like, oh, okay.
You know, it's almost like they do one of these.
Right, right, right.
Well, you know what's worse.
My doctor doesn't ask me,
they ask Calvin and shit.
Oh, so I'm like,
no.
I learned shit.
Like you were in an investigation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chris, you leave the room, please?
I learned shit, like, she was like, she was like, and do we, when you get in your car, do you use a car seat?
And he's like, yeah, and she's like, and you always buckle.
And I'm like, yeah, I mean, I always buckle him.
And she was like, excuse me, sir.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But she's, he, and he said, sometimes if it's really quick to my school, mom doesn't do it.
And I'm like, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, like, she doesn't.
But like you, now I'm like, oh, I didn't.
know that.
She just goes.
Yeah.
And literally this goes right next door.
But still, it's like, you know.
You want them to be that honest, though.
No, I, well, yeah.
Well, yeah, we, you lose that when you're, you know.
For the first time ever, I was, you know, I, you know, I don't.
I got kind of frustrated with Billy.
Not for the first time, ever.
But I got frustrated with Billy because he has this shake.
It's like we mix milk with like, uh, uh,
what's that thing
old people drink insure
something like that
and he's just like hooked on it
he's just like
and he calls it a Baba
shake
and um
Baba shake
yeah do you guys watch Baba Blast?
No
bottle bottle Baba
shake
just like water for
right right right right
so
now he can't
he won't go to bed without it
which is fine
but it's turned into
alright we got to go to bed
and he'll go
but I need my mama
and we're like
what the fuck
You could just ask for it.
And he was like, where is that?
You know?
Right.
So.
I say, just say no.
Yeah.
I know.
I did right.
So I say, okay, we'll get it.
And I gave it to him.
And he put it down.
And then he kept being like, where is it?
He was putting it down.
And I'm like, Billy, you keep putting it down.
It's right here.
And Calvin said, don't get mad at him.
And I was like, oh, man, that's my kid.
That's what I.
Because that's what, that's what I used to do, dude.
I'm like, oh, wow.
Yeah.
I'm like, I know, I know.
I'm not mad.
I'm just frustrated because look, he's putting it down and all that.
But, uh, oh, dude, he, what did he say today?
Oh, I left for here.
And I said, all right, see you guys.
He says, I love when you go.
I was like, why?
He goes, I'm like, fucking, he won, because, you know why?
Because I don't let him watch fucking TV and shit.
Oh.
And I don't let him play Sasquatch on the fucking,
And there's this game, Sasquatch is like, let's play.
I'm like, you got to not, we can't, they can't play that much.
He's like, I love it.
I, so, you know, again, he's huge.
I'm huge.
I'm huge.
We're tall.
So like, you know, we have to like, now we're like, you know, it's like sleep in a different room sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, he just goes back and forth.
Yeah.
And he knows what's going on.
Right.
It's like, you know, he comes over to me.
Well, I realize we're doing something different.
Right.
So I'll let him watch his dumb show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, and I said, we got turned this off.
Right, right, right, right.
Right, right.
So we got to sleep, no, he's big on no.
I said, did you poop?
No.
Yeah.
Did you pee?
No.
What's that smell?
He's like shaggy.
It would have me.
Yeah, it's, I don't know, man.
This is like a fascinating thing watching them.
It's really fascinating.
Yeah, like, now when he says a five-word sentence, I get like, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said a whole thing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, it's just so weird.
You know what I don't like?
It's like, so you have, so Billy, so now we can talk about, oh, two and three-year-olds
are things that they do.
And it's exciting.
We're like, oh, I'll say that to someone.
Oh, man, my kid said a five-word sentence.
Now, someone with a 16-year-old is going to be like, wait, wait until they start talking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me enjoy it this moment.
You know, I get why you don't want to be around.
It's like you want to keep it like, oh.
One to four, you hang out with those people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Four to six, you hang, you know, because everybody has their thing like, oh, man, when they turn 11, you'll see.
Oh, man, my parents still do that.
When he, when they turn 40, my kid's three.
When they turn 40, that's what you know.
You have to help them with their mortgage payment.
You'll see.
And I'm just kind of like, hey, can you stop taking away my joy?
Yeah, yeah, things get stressful.
You know, he gets at his 30s.
He develops a sex addiction.
I'm just saying
Wait, you got to pay for a crisis manager
I don't know
I was at a comedy club with another comic
who just had a kid too
and I was like we were talking
and then this one
and it was a black comic too, old school black comic
so I'm talking with this guy
and he's like, oh man when they turn her 16
you'll see that ain't cute anymore
and I was just like yo man
can you just
I know, I know, I know.
But that's the thing to say, but yeah, I know.
But yeah, I know, I hear you.
Whenever anyone does it, I beat the shit out of him.
It's like, and then like, Wolf's still very shy.
So it takes him a second to warm up to people.
So like, we're with the doctor and she's like, you know, he's acting up, you know.
But I said, you're at the doctor.
We got a butt ass naked in front of you.
And, you know, you got, you got, you got.
Yeah, right, true.
Right.
That's scary for anybody.
Yeah, I know.
I know, I know.
This is like a David Cronenberg film.
I don't want to fuck it.
But he wouldn't weigh himself.
I'm holding him above the scale and his legs are up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's got to weigh you and then weigh you and him.
And I don't like that.
They go, they go, they go, yeah, okay.
We have to use another scale.
We have to use the adult scale.
And then Rachel and I are fighting because she don't want to do it.
Of course, because you have to weigh yourself and then you have to wait, you know what I?
But he's still tall.
He's still in the top percent.
of height.
That's funny weighing yourself, yeah.
Yeah.
Because women don't want to do that shit either.
They don't want to know what she doesn't want to know or what?
I don't think she wants anyone to know.
Oh.
Unless she does the numbers herself.
Got it.
She's like, okay, everybody leaves.
You know?
Yeah.
But like, oh, does Billy know how to open everything doors?
Everything.
Oh, man.
He could open my back account.
He just, he won't do.
He won't open the door.
And I want him to learn.
I want him to do it.
You never know.
But you get to travel.
Yeah.
Well, that'll happen soon.
I mean, he's almost, he'll be three.
He only did, like, one time the babysitter was there, and he was like, I'm trying to go on my office and he was just having a meltdown.
He just did not want to be with her.
And so that's the time he opened the door.
So he can do it.
He can do it, but I don't.
Oh, man, Billy.
What is this thing where they won't do what you ask him to do?
Like, you know, I say, you could do this.
They want their independence, I guess.
But, but, Billy goes, Billy goes, you got to finish your food.
He's like, I'm too tired.
I'm like, dude, that's the next laziest.
thing you could do from napping is eating.
You can do it.
And then, and then, and then he goes, I'm too tired.
And he's like this.
And then four seconds later, he's with his brother like, blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, dude, you're not too tired.
You're just lying.
Does he know, does he know what lazy means?
No, I don't think so.
Wolf knows what lazy means.
Oh, that's funny.
Because of we're, we're about to go up the stairs.
He fucking runs in front of me.
He goes like this.
So I've, so I pick him up.
Oh, right.
And he immediately starts laughing.
And so I used to say to him, I go, you're so lazy.
So now he does that.
I pick him up.
He starts laughing and he goes, lazy.
Damn, that's cute.
And I'm like, look at you.
I realize that they're, but then you don't realize what you do differently until like, you know, maybe your wife will say like, you know, I don't do that.
Or, you know, like, like she knows the things I let him get away with.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then I'm like the things that.
Right.
Of course, yeah.
So it's just, it's such a fascinating process, man.
You got to get there, maybe.
Thanks, dude.
You have kids, dude.
Yeah, you got to have kids already.
Dude, you like the shirt, you said?
Yeah, I like that shirt.
Is that merch?
No, no, no.
It's somebody made it for me.
Oh, I thought it was merch because it says Dense Zero.
I know.
You should make jerseys.
I know.
I actually am making a baseball jersey coming out soon.
And I know we should have our own.
I thought of some shirts we could do for the Golden Hour.
One, acting is easy.
Wow, who the fuck we did behind that?
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Dude, yeah, my algorithm on my phone or on my, I guess, Instagram, that's all I really use is people getting knocked out over and over again.
Fight, street fights.
And I don't like that.
And I must have.
And I keep watching.
Oh, I was there.
Oh, man.
It'll be one.
It's bad.
It was like a long, it was like a montage of them in a row?
No.
I saw one recently.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
No, it's just all people getting knocked out when on my explorer page.
I don't, I don't, the one that's, the one that's, I.
And some ditties.
The ones that I'm on is, it's like, you know, you know, worst videos on the internet.
Like, you know, it'll be like, you know, this woman's out in the ocean and a big ass shark just ate her.
All right.
Those.
That's real?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
These are the ones that are like, you know, then they have that they show that, you know, in
1986, this is the worst attack that's ever happened on, you know.
And it's always boom, boom, boom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'm like, oh, why am I watching this?
If you hear that song is so on, if you hear that song in real life, you'd be scared
a shit out of, you.
If you were in a car and that came on a radio, you'd be like, oh my God.
I got to pull out.
That's so ominous that music now at this point because of fucking the internet.
Boom, boom, boom.
The fighting ones, though, are like, sometimes I'm watching, and I know I shouldn't be watching.
I know, bro.
Because there's just one where this girl just drunk white girls at a bar, and she just walks up to the security guard, and he slaps her, slaps him.
Yeah.
And the dude, I mean, just open hand, but still, you know what I'm trying to say?
Yeah.
She just knocked out, and then there's another guy standing there like this, you know.
Then you just kind of like, ah.
What do you think about that?
Like, all that kind of stuff.
I just go, uh.
But I think we talked about that.
But there was another one at the airport where this woman was acting.
A video.
A video.
She's acting up at the airport, okay?
And then the security guy comes and the restraint he was showing.
I was like, didn't it made me think of all these other videos.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And I was like, oh, yeah, you.
Before we look at that.
Yeah, I, because if like, if somebody, if, okay, if a woman hits you and gets away with it and you go, what the fuck?
then and there's a beat
oh
and you go
whapack
you know what I mean
that's kind of
it's more on you than if you
block and fucking
you know what I mean
because that's kind of
you're defending yourself
and
I you know what no man
honestly
I really think
that like any justification
you make
if you can make
the justification
you probably in the wrong
and the reason why I say that
is because
but replace woman with child.
Oh, okay, yeah.
You know?
They wouldn't like that, but, you know, but okay, I'm just, I'm just saying, though, like.
But they don't, don't act like one.
Wait, hold on a second.
You're talking about something completely different.
Don't bring me into that.
But, I'm saying, but, but like if it was a, if it's a, if it's a 10-year-old.
Yeah, yeah.
And, you know, even if they have a bat in their hand.
Of course, right.
Yeah, no, I know, right.
You swing, pat, you get hit you, right?
is your first move is your first move uppercut is your yeah yeah or a full kick to the chest
no you would be like the whole thing would be like oh that 10 years but I still see these things
on the internet where they'll be like well that kid got he he need to learn now right right right
there's a lot of that you know what I mean so I don't know I think that at a at him there's a moment
you're just making that choice and I think having that restraint is what we're taught right
you know and I think there's some there's some value in that what's it
This is just a clip kind of about
What we're talking about.
Yeah, and we are talking about,
Eric was like, is there ever a time with a woman?
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah.
Oh, that well is.
That well is loaded.
That was great.
Well, well.
It is.
Oh, my God.
Okay, let me pose a question to you.
Talking to Mike.
Let me pose a serious question to you.
And we're all against abuse of,
Nobody should be hit nobody.
We put it that way.
Don't hit me or, you know,
I'm going to hit you back.
Just let's not put our hands on his dog.
Is this guy a tree?
That makes sense.
The way he sounds like a tree.
While we talking,
this is so New York.
I tell you to shut up.
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you think it's wise for you to keep talking?
That.
I mean,
I'm happy.
It's hilarious.
I mean
No you know what this is a matter of fact
And the sureness of what he
No but this is said
But this is the thing about this though
I mean just give a little caveat to this
That's hilarious bro
Okay
No abuse
This is the thing with this though
If Shaquille O'Neal
Was saying that
What he just said to me
What would we think
We would be like
The whole
sentiment would be like, I mean, you probably should shut up.
Right, right, right, right.
But the moment you make it a woman, right, right, right, right.
Now it becomes like, so this, what I'm saying, though, is like, there is a restraint
that we're supposed to always have.
Right, yes.
Regardless.
With women and children.
It's, well, it's, that makes me think of, like, when women, like, dress in a
fucking thong, and they're at the clubs, like, putting it on you.
And you're like, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And they're like, ugh.
And you're like, oh.
this I thought you were
I thought this was what this was
and then you should like fuck this guy
and it was like yeah fuck you
it's like yeah
I understand
a woman's body becomes
sexual when she chooses
yeah I agree with that
you know what I mean
and what's the thing of Chappelle saying
wearing a hoe uniform
what was it oh I forgot
I know what you mean yeah it was it's like
so funny because he's like riding the line there
saying that but yeah so it's like
I do feel like
Hey, hey, if someone's like, yo, shut the fuck up
To me, I know if I don't
I'm something's gonna, an altercation is gonna happen.
Could, it could, right?
But so I'm in that area of it was like, yo, bro,
you're not doing yourself any favors
if you keep fucking talking.
Hold on a second.
I gotta stop you again.
Okay, what?
Because this reminds, but I want to see the end of that.
I want to see where he goes.
That was it.
That was it.
Oh, really?
Oh.
Because this happened to me right drive and remind me.
I know, but what I'm saying is in that situation,
when you're the person that's deciding,
no, I'm not going to shut up,
you're saying to that person,
what you're going to do?
Yeah, yeah, okay?
And I don't think that women,
that's their first thought always.
No, it's not, yeah.
I don't think that when you tell them,
because there's this thing.
Yeah, I don't think her first thought is like,
you're going to make me shut up?
No, I think it's just like, you don't tell me to shut up.
You know, it's a different mentality.
Right, right.
So that guy was coming across, like, he's not talking to something.
Like, you know, I think we all, that is a funny clip.
But we all understand the sentiment of what he's saying.
Like, he basically, like, it's sent, like, the subtext of there was like, look.
Yeah.
Woman, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you think you should keep talking?
Dude, but.
Hey, if I'm bigger than you.
Yeah.
You know, I've been taking Taekwondo for 10 years.
Right, right, right.
You know, no, I'm not going to shut up.
Right, right, right.
Now what?
I was driving here right outside here and like right into that coffee place.
And I was turning and I was, there was no traffic in my lane and there was traffic in the lane and left.
And somebody wanted to go into my lane to take a right, I guess.
But I was moving or, you know, and I didn't let them in, you know, because it really wasn't called for.
If I slowed down, I would have been stopping everything.
And she just goes, and she goes, fuck you.
Like that.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
But in my, all internally, I go, oh, my God.
But I just looked at her and I just kept driving.
And I'm like, wow, that was like, you know, you feel like, oh, I could get mad right now or not.
Yeah.
Like, if I get mad, it only affects me.
And then if she just does her thing, it's like it didn't happen in my life.
Yeah.
And she has to deal with all that bullshit.
That sucks for her.
And I just came here.
This is the move.
This is the move.
You smile and you thumbs up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like really exciting.
Make her more mad.
Oh, yeah.
I know, but see, I almost, I was wanted to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but check it out.
Check it out.
That's what I'm talking about.
The intent there is to escalate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
Like that's so what I'm saying is like,
there's these moments that you have where you're like,
okay, well, what do I do right here?
Yeah.
You know, and I just think that if whatever that,
moment. Like that was a funny video when it just said in the thing that everything after the well
it's like no man I mean that's just like look if an iceberg hits the ship and we're taking
the women and children off first that you know that's the world we live in if we don't
the world that guy lives in is like you know well if I'm at the boat first you know what what
world do you live in in your head you because if you're
So if you're a person that's like, look, if a woman put her hands on you, you put your hands back, then you're the, I'm going to be on the boat and I'm getting on the boat before the women and children.
Because I don't, because we're now, you see her waddling along.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you're fucking waiting.
You're like, all right, bitch.
Yeah.
I'm getting on this.
Oh.
So you have to ask yourself what kind of, you know, so I don't know.
It's just, it's a tough.
When you're in that situation, what are you going to do?
but I'm always amazed at the people that have the restraint.
I like seeing that because it makes you think about it.
Because you see somebody acting.
It was a girl at an airport and it was like she was acting.
I mean, the way she was swinging on this guy and like,
and the guy was just the calm restraint he had, I was like, wow.
Was he security or though?
Yeah, he was just a security guy.
But you'll see a lot of security guys will be like,
no, I know.
They think that I love watching.
I just saw one where the security guard was in a full-on brawl
with like 11 women.
and he just was like every person that hit him he just came back around
cluck he was like and i was like so some there are people that would look at something like
down and be like well that's justified right right right right right right right right
right so um this was crazy and uh did you see this no i didn't see it and i don't know if um
it was i don't i i i just like be like whoops don't be you know what i mean just watch this
Watch it.
Texture and this wave pattern.
Again, it looks like you went and got a blow job at your blowout at your salon.
And it looks beautiful.
At that point, just be like,
so here's what happening today.
We're having a huge beauty sale.
Everything shifts to me and things.
I mean, but that goes away at the end of the day.
I will remind you that this is a one-time only price.
That's great.
Where the price goes up at the end of the show, not the end of the game.
Yeah, she said it, yeah.
Dude, that's great.
That's great.
But my favorite thing is just her, how she's reacting.
That is exactly how you react.
Yeah.
She's just owning that.
She just, if the camera was on the other side, she would have been like this.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
I can't believe.
And then we're all like, hey, what salon is that?
Dude, she's just like, yeah.
Yeah, she dealt with it right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She dealt with it.
the best way you can deal with it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good for her.
She should be doing merch and stuff now.
Like she could go,
you know what that was?
That's the Haktua right there.
She should be.
Haktua 2.0.
Yeah.
What's the,
have you heard about the Lindsay Clancy's thing?
No, let's go.
Have you Nick?
You know what?
Don't ask.
Just.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
I've heard very little about it,
but it's really wild.
Let's just do it.
I mean,
it's pretty sad.
But now they think,
now there's like all these conspiracy theories
that it's,
she killed her,
kids but there's this conspiracy theory that is like gaining a lot of traction even in the trial
that the husband did it what and she already already admitted it it's really fucking weird well what whoa
whoa whoa hold i take tracadone no it's november 16 she goes to the r with insomnia anxiety
and heart palpitations she's sent home with trazodone 20 november her mother-in-law rings a pernatal
uh behavior health program lindsay lindsay
tells him she's very frustrated scared with extreme something yeah so wait is it the trazidone
holy shit pro prozac i think prozac too she reports the prozac is making her insomnia
they did prozac after she reported all that but then she thought the prozac okay so what is the
oh so they add ambient remoran and clonipid oh this fucking what the yeah no what the hell's going on here
so what and they have her snort clonopin uh what's the uh conspiracy though that like what
i don't know what the very next day she tells the pregen she's unable to determine what's
real disoriented.
Okay.
That's such,
yeah.
Jesus.
Okay.
She's getting three hours
of sleep disoriented.
Syracille.
I hear is great.
Wow.
They're given all these drugs, bro.
Her husband testified last week that this is where her big spiral started.
Okay.
She's suicidal.
She reports to increase the dose.
Jesus Christ.
She goes back to the ER.
Suicidal.
Oh, God.
Look, then Valium.
I mean, dude,
this is a fucking, right?
Yeah.
Do they look?
Are they looking at our charts?
So now is the conspiracy that the husband set up all this?
You know what?
I don't know.
That's a very new thing.
The husband thing is a very new thing that just came out.
Like he's not where he said he was.
Like that kind of shit.
But can I ask you this, though?
This is an honest question for both of you guys.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
All the circumstances of whatever, what should then happen?
Like, is there any?
um retribution
retribution punishment is there something like what i'm saying is like you see this
kinds of things so basically all that stuff is setting up
hey she was mentally disturbed and she ended up doing this terrible thing okay
was she in control was she aware was she yeah but even still
yeah what do what do you do she just go scot-free or
you know what i mean i don't know man yeah that's a what you know what i mean i bet she just
gets charged as whatever but then she probably lawyers up and sues the doctors
and stuff.
I mean that's...
But yeah, she's still gonna go to jail.
To be a doctor.
I mean, I'm not a doctor, so the fuck knows.
But like to describe somebody that much is...
Yeah.
But also I'm very...
Well, but I'm not fucking mental.
So like, but I'm very...
But see, this is a great point you're making right here
where you don't even realize.
Like, people react to things differently.
So you're taking two of the things she's taking
and there's no thought of you that you're going to, you know,
kill your family.
No, right, yeah.
So like, whatever else is going on here,
So we can't necessarily look at her situation and be like, wow, that's a lot of stuff because there's somebody else that's like, man, I take all four of those things and I'm fine.
So what's going on?
You know?
You never know.
Well, I don't know.
I'm not a doctor.
But it just sounds.
It sounds a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's weird.
Keep switching those meds?
Especially if she keeps going to ER, she's suicidal.
It's like, oh, fuck.
It just sucks.
This all is terrible.
Okay.
Scenario.
Let me ask you this.
If.
your wife is diagnosed with all this
she's taking all these pills
you know something's up
and you find out she's suicidal
why are you leaving her with the kids
yeah you're not getting near the kids
why she why she by with the kids by herself
at what point is it is it like
you know what I mean?
So the whole thing is kind of strange to me
yeah yeah that's that's roof I don't know
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2005 how about this one have you all here's the latest the latest in the fouchi drama
did you see do you see about his text messages i heard about this yeah but that's like a i i
hope it's not as plain as that as they come as it's right i know you see the you see the what
was it like ha ha tricked everyone or some shit what he texts not that but you know but
it's like he's text you know they said to him hey this might be called
causing miscarriages and then he, I don't know.
He sent back a crying face emoji.
As much as I hate him and think he should be in prison,
people are saying that studies were showing 80% miscarriage rate after the vaccine.
That's like a number that's getting spread.
Right, right.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know what I don't think.
I think there's something in the study that that's not quite accurate.
Like it showed an increase, but the number 80% is like,
got it.
That skyrocket.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
That means anybody.
that was pregnant did you know
so likely was having a miscarriage.
So I don't know anything about this guy
really at all except for back when COVID started
he said you should take the shots.
That's really all I know.
It seems like the COVID shots
were,
I don't know what they were doing in their heads,
but it seemed ridiculous.
At this point, it seems ridiculous
what happened, how the government reacted.
Well, that's what all this is about,
what his diary is.
Right, but that's...
Text messages.
It's kind of weird.
But so,
look, if he just, you know,
if he was wrong
and did all the science and came up
and had a team and the team, this is what they agreed on,
he was like, okay, this is the vaccine,
we should use this vaccine.
And he was wrong.
And now realizes he was wrong.
That's different than,
nah, but the pharmaceutical company
is going to pay us so much money if they make the vaccine
and we get money, we get rich,
and I get famous.
Fuck it.
Totally agree with you.
there's a fine line between like what is intent
but here's the thing though
yeah no there has to be retribution for both of those things
right yeah but there is and I get why
what I'm saying is that's
in both those cases you plead to fit
right like if he that's the rest of you know
if he fucked up and was just an idiot
not an evil person right
and then he goes all right yeah look
okay I get it
I don't have my license anymore because I fucking made such a grave mistake, right?
But if he, you know, they got put him in, there are, there are people that think he needs to go to jail because he was doing nefarious shit.
And if that's the case, that's fucking crazy.
You know what I mean?
So, like, that's what I'm saying.
I think that the, if the worst of it is true of the conspiracies, then it's like, hey, that guy needs to be held accountable.
Just behead him.
But here's the thing.
I know.
But here's the thing, though, even if you like, you know, you're the captain.
of a Titanic and you make
a call. No, I know, I know, and it's the wrong
call. It's the wrong call. What I'm
saying is like, even if it's a, you could be like,
hey, I tried to do what was best, but what you
tried to do caused millions of deaths.
Then you, you know, you have to be held
accountable for that too. So it's a weird
I mean, the president does that. Yeah, everybody who's
president does that. What I'm saying is like, so it's, so
what sucks about it for me is like, we're never going to know.
No, we'll never know. But I don't like that.
Some of them, it's coming out just recently, that's
very clear he was saying stuff privately different than what he was saying like the the most specific
one that was like 100% he knew privately based on his diary and text messages was that came from the
the lab and not the wet market he was saying it came from a wet market the whole time and they
knew it was a lab leak from the Wuhan coronavirus lab there's that hilarious clip of john
stewart like pointing this out in like 22 to stephen colbert like he knew that 100% but that
is not necessarily a crime.
It's covering up that it came from the gain of function research
that they weren't supposed to be doing.
Well, that all that, you know, but again,
if, like, he thought, if they thought, like,
this is an important thing to do when this huge mistake was made,
it's like, who's accountable for that huge mistake?
Like, you know what I mean?
If they're all trying to, look, and this is not the case,
but if they're all trying to do their best for everybody in the world
And if they just want to, you know, and they all decide, okay, we shouldn't tell the public this because it's going to cause this had to happen.
Like in a meteorite movie.
Yeah.
You know?
And the government decides that and world leaders all decide that.
And if they're actually trying to do what's right and save everyone, which I don't think they're ever trying to do.
But then okay, I understand that was a fucked up mistake, right?
but you tried to do what you tried to do
for the better of the people.
That's different than...
But one thing can make that different
if this was some kind of biological weapon
they were trying to create.
Like, were they trying to, like, you know,
do virus research so we can end viruses?
Or was this like a...
Right, right, right, right.
You know, was this a population-controlled thing
by Bill Gates?
We don't know.
Yeah, Fauci wrote that his national
and international fame is explosive
and really unimaginable
and that it was not hyperbole
to say he was the most famous
and talked about person in the country.
So I did see this, but that's, I mean...
He's just writing his diary.
I don't know.
It's just...
He was a narcissist and throwing out first pitches and shit.
You're in your diary going on.
He's on a cover of his style.
You saw that?
Yeah.
Was he really?
Oh, yeah.
And they had the guy talking about it
in the courtroom and whatever,
and he was like, you take a bit...
And Fauci was like,
you know, in the thing with sunglasses like this,
So the martini, it's fucking awful.
It looks awful.
It just looks awful.
In the middle of the pandemic.
I said martini, but no martini, yeah.
There's no martini.
But yeah, in the middle of the pandemic, yeah.
I mean, that's just...
Well, I mean, power corrupts, right?
You know, that...
Yeah, I know.
Imagine...
Okay, so imagine you're responsible for the entire world shutting down.
That's got to be a high.
Whether it's right or wrong.
You know, off your world.
word. Your word. You know what I mean? Your word is the word. And so now we're looking back. Because here's the thing I think some of it is like, hey, let's say the best case scenario is like they really did think this was happening in real time. And they were like, we don't know what we're doing. We're, you know, should we let the best cases to save the kids is to keep them out of school. Right, right, right, right. The best case is to wear masks. They thought that they were doing right. And then afterwards, we look back and go, well, actually, this is the harm.
that came from that.
Yeah.
Who's responsible for that?
Right, right, right, right, right.
It's tough.
So you straight up think you should be in jail?
Yeah.
Wow, yeah.
I only say, wow, because I know nothing about it.
And it's so hard for me to believe, even still, even though I know it happens,
that people who are in the position to do right won't.
It really, really, really, really, really makes me, I don't want to believe that.
You know what I mean?
I know.
I really don't.
Well, sometimes it's not as black and white as that.
No, it happens.
The gray area of this too
is like what you're trying to decide.
Well, bro, you think Hitler what he was doing?
He didn't, you think he thought he wasn't right?
He was like, no, I'm doing what needs to happen.
And his fucked up brain, you know?
That doesn't mean don't kill him.
You know what I mean?
Because I used to think like, oh.
He can't come on and plead the fifth.
Right, right, right.
I vote say.
I text a fifth.
But.
No, I don't, it's like, you know, people who are crazy.
You know, you give, like I saw this one thing, where it was like this, what was this woman saying?
She was like, you can't, oh yeah, there should be no prisons.
And she was like, because I don't think it's rehabilitating them.
I don't think it's right.
You never know people's situations.
And I was like, oh, yeah, that's that one democratic.
Yeah, there's like a communist socialist democratic movement going on right now.
And they sound crazy.
and they're all trying to backtrack from these tweets
that they put out years ago
when they were in their 30s
and they were saying like,
we need more communism and stuff like that
so now they're like trying to get in power
and these tweets are coming out
and they're trying to be like,
oh, I don't feel that way anymore.
Yeah, but you tweet?
Well, no, but you used to tweet crazy shit, bro.
In your 30s?
And you're in politics?
If you're in politics.
But you also change.
I don't know, I didn't see the tweets,
but I know you changed.
But what I'm saying
You're changing from what?
You know, you know.
Didn't we just look at this?
We did.
A couple weeks ago and he was, he was like 40 or 50% and now, yeah, AOC, like the Democratic Social.
Really?
National Democratic Socialists or whatever.
They're really making strides.
This person, she's crazy, bro.
She's very obviously crazy.
You can.
I mean, I'm so tired of people pretending like,
like you can tell
here let's watch this
yeah
I need to do my last
strength training and lifting session
and let's go
I think people are just posting her
because she's hot
but but it's just
I don't like when people
like that's not crazy of her
but like
when you saw her with the
freezing her eggs or whatever
was that real?
I scroll past it
I didn't even give a shit
what was the
she's just like freezing
her eggs, it's like, you're 38.
You've been in a fucking relationship for 15 years.
Have kids.
What's going on?
Well, because of your job?
It's going to get in a way of her being president.
I understand, but this is going to get in the way of her kids retardation.
But this is, do you know what I mean?
Like don't, don't, don't, do have kids now?
You're already geriatric.
This is, this whole thing right here is the sign of the times we're in now.
Yeah.
I think this is crazy.
What?
I don't care what she's talking about.
I think being an influencer and a politician, like, go fuck yourself.
I know, I know.
But the problem is, it works so well.
I know, but that's the problem.
I know, I know, that's the problem.
But that's like, you know, I mean, I would be like an old school politician just trying to do a hate campaign on a commercial.
Not understanding, like, how to do social media.
But you'd lose.
I know what I mean.
Yeah, no, I know.
Yeah. It's just and and you know, I mean, you know, it does help that she is somewhat attractive, you know.
She should have a, she should have a wardrobe malfunction during the debate.
It would help her. It really would.
Well, I don't. I mean, again, like, okay.
Like, like there's like there's like, I feel like this is equivalent to like, you know, when you tape Donald Trump saying some off putting stuff.
You know, it's like, you know, hey, are you supposed to.
to act like that as a politician?
Is there is what is what does it mean to be presidential?
That has changed.
I mean, look, this this isn't that bad to me.
Who cares?
She's in a fucking workout.
I'm not saying it's bad.
What I'm saying is like at what point do we?
No, no.
Yeah, when do you become professional?
Yeah, when are you a politician?
What does that even mean now?
Maybe I maybe the definition has changed and like we're all influencers now.
Yeah.
And it's like who can influence the most?
I mean, I don't know.
It's so it's so.
because what I'm saying is like this is like what's their policies
but people don't even care about policies.
I just it's just I don't like when you look at people and you don't act like
because of their politics or stance on something,
not even politics,
but like you act like they're on they're a good person to have on your side
even though you know this person is not mentally all there.
It's like dude like well they did it with Biden.
I mean this dude was not okay to be a president.
Right? And everyone's like, yeah, they rode that forever Democrats.
And it's like the same reason, Trump is a fucking, he's at least an asshole.
You know what I'm saying?
At minimum.
Yeah.
You don't have to, you don't have to be Republican.
Be like, no, he's the greatest man, president.
He's at least a dick.
You could, you have to admit that.
I don't even care if you voted for him.
You got to admit, man, this guy's a fucking piece of shit.
But, you know what I mean?
it's like, come on, bro.
Because, he treats people badly.
Because, I've said this before, I'll say it again.
Politics has become sports.
Yeah, well, wrestling.
No, no, I know.
I know, no, you're right.
Yeah, yeah.
This is like, and when you have your team, you don't care if your defense is trash.
You know, this is how people look at politics now.
They're like this.
Oh, man, border security this year looking good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Watch that border security.
Man, the other teams are, yeah, but our trans rights, though.
What about our trans rights, though?
And you're looking at it like that, and you're like, I'm going for my team, regardless
that they are having a down you.
I don't know.
We'll see what Mexico has coming up here.
We'll see.
And that's more sports than it is politics.
And that's how we are.
We have our team.
You have your side, and you don't care if your quarterback is old.
You don't care if your defense is bad.
You don't care if your offense.
But you've got that new draft pick.
And we'll see in two years.
And that's a terrible way to look at.
politics, but that's how people look at politics.
What's that?
The kind of post I can't stand is you'll see like, if you think, if you think Fauci's a criminal
and not this guy, you're intellectually bankrupt.
When I see posts like that, I just go, this is a strong man.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Both these guys would have a lot of shit to look at.
You can look at and be like, you know, but that's how, but that's a, that's a sports mentality.
Yeah, this is, I mean, what could this even be?
They got married as two gay men.
Now they are.
They're going to be like, you know what?
You feel like a safe person where I can.
Oh, now they are.
Why?
Did they transition or something?
General identity or same sex.
Now they're a husband and wife.
You have.
This is wild, bro.
Promoting conversion therapy.
It's live.
What?
It's live?
Oh, okay.
Well, yeah, you can get off it.
I mean, I'm just like.
I've never.
So that woman is a, was a man?
Had it.
I guess, yeah.
I mean, maybe.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Oh, I don't know what's what here.
I thought that the other one was a woman.
I mean, you know, hey, hey, dude, six half a dozen the other.
What's that fucking saying?
Six of one half dozen the other.
Wait, but this is weird.
I don't, whatever.
That, there were two gay men.
She became a woman.
Oh.
Now they're, the American dream.
Like God intended.
Right.
They finally became what God intended.
Is that one?
I don't know.
Brother, they're both men.
Started his man
Still man
Yeah
Okay
Okay
And back there
That was a man
Now it's a plant
They had
Nature conversion therapy
So I don't know man
I always go by
Like remember that old
That argument I said before Nick
It's like
It's about functionality
Can you jizz inside of a woman
And make them pregnant
Functionally?
Yeah
What's the fun
But is it how it looks
Or is it like
You know what I mean
Oh wait
I'm gonna be in
Where?
Sunnyvale,
Rooster T Feathers
next weekend.
Bakerfield, Tulsa.
Eric Griffin.com.
Then I go to Portugal.
And we're not done.
I know we're not done,
but I just,
I like to,
I forgot to do it.
Oh.
Springfield Missouri.
What's after Springfield, by the way?
Phoenix.
I'll be in Phoenix.
Nice.
I'll be a Phoenix at the end of the month.
I'm doing both clubs.
I'm doing stand-up live.
And then I'm doing Tempe for one night.
So am I.
Oh, I guess they're doing that now.
No, I'm doing that because that weekend I wanted to do.
And it was open except for one like Saturday late show or something, early show.
And so I'm staying Sunday to do something like that.
Oh, well, see, what happened to me was like they, I think they had like, they had the Thursday night book.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they had the weekend book to the other place.
And they were like, well, why don't you do Friday, Saturday and then do Sunday over there?
And then the Thursday got canceled.
So now I'm doing Thursday, Friday Saturday at what you call it a Sunday at the other place.
So I like that.
Go to Eric Griffin.com.
Yeah, but we're not done yet, though.
But, um, uh.
My beautiful site.
Is my schedule?
I'm saying.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, Rouss.
You have this improv, Irvine.
Oh, one night and improv Irvine on August 26.
So that's coming up too.
And then I'm doing the 27th, 28th at Tempe, 27th to the 29th, the Phoenix, you know,
and then, yeah, I'm out there, people.
I'm out there.
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Fucking with Claude.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I, again, I built, I made an app for myself to make thumbnails and to go live on my
gaming and my podcast.
So it makes it real simple.
And then I even made like, uh, uh, uh, edit.
I have it edit the, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the reels for me.
I, I did like, so there's an app I was using.
And so all the functions of that.
app I went into Klawn and said can you make an app and I put all the same functions
and it made it for me.
An app.
Yeah.
So I have my own.
So now I was actually going to ask you like if you, what functions would you like this like
real making app to have because I want to put those like, you know, in my own thing and it's
great.
Like I could do like it shows the transcript of the thing and I could go from one point to
another point and just make a clip of just that based off that.
You're so lost to me.
Because you don't do this stuff yourself.
I want to know, though.
But I love, I just, I just think that the, what you should use the AI for is whatever you already do, make something that will help you do that easier.
Like if there's-
Claude, write me an hour.
You know?
Write me a new hour.
But that's what it can't do.
But what you can use it for for that would be like, organize my subjects that I talk about.
So when I go, hey, cars, then that would come up.
That you can make like a, that's what I'm saying.
It's like, use it as a functioning way to, like, make your life easier.
Those are the people that are going to take your jobs, not, you know.
Right.
What's up with comics using AI, using Chat ChbD jokes?
Do you have you seen it yet?
No.
No.
I've seen it on, like, stat it, like, on tweets for sure.
Oh.
And like, but I just wonder if, well, I mean, there's got to be some chicks at me.
Well, I mean, at this point, it's like, come on, bro.
Come on, hot chicks, start in comedy.
They don't fucking use Chat, GPD.
So.
So.
And here's what I realized.
It's fucking chat GPT.
I don't know, man.
I mean, I think that, I don't know.
I mean, I just feel like the, what, the cat is out of the back.
There's no putting it this way.
There's no.
There's no putting it away.
It's there.
I saw a clip.
I saw a clip the other day that was, uh, it was like, look, now they can even do comedy.
It's got the timing down and it was so bad.
I'm like, well, who thinks that?
Well, you said acting one of them.
That's hilarious.
Well, that's not, I think that's just face swap shit because that's an actual real scene
in a movie, I think.
Is it?
A version of it, yeah, I think so.
I don't know.
The one that you said, I know he talked about.
Well, there's like one that I look like, there's like this like, like this app called Moby or something
it is.
Like, you know, one of those like, what are those, uh, uh, dramas, those micro dramas.
There's a lot of them that are just AI.
Yeah.
And they're so crazy.
You know, like I, I don't know how long it takes them to.
do it. Yeah, I know.
Weird stories.
I know.
They're all terrible, though.
Well, I saw a thing where they're actually, like, let's say you, they made a
microdrama with you.
So what the companies are doing then is like, they take that same microdrama they made
with you and they replace you with AI, change the name, change some of the background.
Oh, right.
And they're just like, it's the same exact scene, same exact stuff.
So it's really the Wild Wild West when it comes to that.
Like, it's not under any kind of union yet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then so they're just like doing whatever they can to like AI is ripping off AI.
Yeah.
And then wow.
And AI has, wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
So I don't know what.
I just think we're in a stage right now where they're trying to figure it all out.
And so people are taking advantage while they can.
Right.
You know what I mean?
It's like the gold rush.
Yeah.
You know, and people are just like, come on, let's make money.
Bro.
I saw, did you, you know the fireplace thing that you could put on YouTube?
Yeah.
This dude.
Oh, I know.
10 hours of the fireplace.
Yeah.
The dude just makes millions off the shit.
Yeah, there's a lot of them now, but the original guy.
He just puts it up there.
It's just 12 hours.
I know, but that's different from, that's different from, like, yeah, that's crazy.
He just loves Christmas.
Well, he does now.
I'll tell you that much.
Yeah, but now there's so many of them.
Well, but this is the one you click, though.
Just the OG one.
You're going to click another one?
Well, I mean, now, I mean, like, I think.
I think this is like the cat's out of the bag on this, you know?
This is like, this is like, this is like,
this is like finding out about Bitcoin now.
Well, I understand, but what I'm saying is,
God, did you see the thing that was like,
did you see the thing that was, look at this?
Yeah, there's so many.
Yeah.
Did you see the thing that was like,
um, hey, Bitcoin was this much money in 2015,
me in 2015 and it shows how they bought that fucking drinking app the Apple phone beer drinking thing
if you had just put that money into Bitcoin you'd be a fucking millionaire.
Well you just you'll blow your brain brains out thinking about that.
You know, and it's just with Bitcoin.
I mean, if you like the dream is that like oh you bought a hundred Bitcoin at 10 cents
in 1993 and you just.
And you have it on a drive that you forgot about and you just find it right now.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
That's just, you know.
Yeah.
I mean, even when it was like.
What's going to happen with Bitcoin?
It's, it's, it's, it's, what's kind of fucking happen with this?
I don't think anything's going to have with Bitcoin.
I think that's always going to be the, the standard for this type of.
Yeah, but is it going to become mainstream?
But the other ones, no, I don't think it's ever going to become mainstream.
I think, I think it is, this is what it is.
Yeah.
Because if you think about it right now, like, like, like,
When is the last time you even used cash anywhere?
Bro, places don't take it.
You go here.
They don't take cash.
So now we're at a point right now where all the money's electronic.
That's weird.
And so then what, you know, do you want to buy something that is like so volatile like that?
I don't know.
Did she the thing about how like, also it's like physical media?
It's like this guy was trying to watch Lord of the Rings because he bought it a digital copy.
I saw that.
And then they go, oh, we got rid of it anymore.
He's like, well, can I get my refund?
Yeah.
No.
They go.
And they change shit?
No.
It's pretty good.
I don't even realize like I've bought.
I mean, look.
I know how you are.
You might just be like, just buy it.
You buy the movie.
You don't even realize like what you own until you go into your Apple.
Then you like, oh, look at the outfit.
The outfit is amazing.
I just did Google Fly.
I said make a really funny set like Cristolio.
Oh, let's see.
Why do people look at you when you cough?
Like what?
Do you want some?
It's mine.
Kill.
Play it again.
Play it again.
It's kind of you.
Why do people look at you when you cough?
Like what?
Do you want some?
It's mine!
That looks like a premium blend set from 1990.
That's how, honestly, that's how my haters see me.
Yeah.
That's, they go, this sucks, bro.
AI's a hater.
but you would be like way more animated
well I actually don't think that that is not funny
I just think he's doing it not funny
wait I gotta say
as a comic I'm sitting here like
you know you can probably make that funny
yeah
I kind of get where you're going with this
it's just the presentation is trash
you got to try it
okay
you cough on stage you make
why people look at
know what's funny, we should both do this on stage, record it, and then bring it like,
this is actually a funny game.
Make the AI joke.
I will tell you this.
Performance funny, but that's what people are doing.
I will tell you this.
If I went on stage in the beginning of the show, whenever was like, ladies, look, Chris Leah,
I could do that and bring the fucking house down.
I know.
Like, if it was you, I already know this would happen.
You would actually cough.
You would really cough and you'd be like,
What a little?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But if you did it in the back end of your set,
you'd have to really start to.
No, no, no, no, no.
I disagree.
It's great bit for the pot.
Okay, I'll try to do it.
What I'm saying is,
it's if you do it presentationally.
That's bad.
That's bad.
Right.
I know.
No, no, I know.
But what I'm saying is if you use the energy in the beginning of the show coming up
on stage and being like doing this,
I can bring the fucking house down.
If I did it 45 minutes in, it would bomb.
No, it wouldn't because this is you're not listening.
I'm hearing.
I am listening.
45 minutes in.
Yeah.
For some reason there's something in your throat.
Right.
And you cough.
Right.
You look out in the crowd and there's a woman looking at you weird.
And you're going to be like, why do people look at you?
Like you, you, it would be the same thing.
I don't think it would work like it would in the beginning of the show.
I would bring the fucking house down.
I think it would.
I think it would.
I try both times.
I got two shows coming up in Bakersfield.
I'll try one in the beginning.
If I don't try it in Bakersfield, I will try it in.
I just say wait to cough
Like make a real cough happen
You don't think I can fake a cough make it look real
Why do people look at you when you cough?
I thought acting was easy
That was terrible
Yeah
But do it better than that
You'll be
You'd be
Yeah
You gotta like it's really like a thought you're having
I know what
How to do
Fucking comedy
Nick is coming at you
You don't know AI comedy
Yeah
That's true
Oh man
Nick teaches AI comedy
That's a good course
Great class, right?
All right
So go see me, chrissly.com, I'll be there
I might cut that out
Because I'm embarrassed, I said that
I gave me a note
It's funny
Ericgrifford.com
Oh, I like that
Nick gives
Nick teaches a comedy class
Big Daddy
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