The Golden Hour - Don't Take Flights | The Golden Hour #109 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: December 6, 2024

The guys enthusiastically unbox their Huckberry orders, discuss why Brendan couldn't make the show, mourn the loss of Chris' beloved Butters and talk Thanksgiving celebrations, people that would pick you up from the airport, anger issues with people you date, gambling stories, Meta glasses experiences, Chris reminiscing about his time on Undateable, The Wizard Of Oz conspiracies, Erik's SoHo House story about 2 woke girls and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN Huckberry - Be sure to go to https://huckberry.com/GOLDEN so they know we sent you! You’ll find some of our top products

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Open it. Let's do an unboxing. All right. Open it. Bring that shit in here. Bring it in here, bro. You can lift it, right? He's small, but.

He can get it. What? He can lift it, right? He's small, but. What? You can get it. How was your Thanksgiving? Man, that bag got put through it, huh? That's it? No, there's a few. My suitcase is supposed to be.

My suitcase in there? There better be a big ass suitcase bag. Don't be greedy, bro. Just take what you get, man. That's the only thing I really wanted was the $900. There it is. There it is. There's the meat. That's the one right there, son.

OK. We'll open that up. No, no, no. Should we do it? Just open it so we can like. I'm saying we could unbox it on a thing. Who cares? Oh, I thought you guys were going. Yeah.

Oh, we are going. Yeah, we are going. Yeah, let's unbox it. We are going. The podcast started amazing. This is amazing. But the podcast started, we had no idea. This is amazing. Really? Like we've never done that before? This is exciting, dude.

Oh, Chin's back. Look at, look at, with his hat it looks like he does this for a living. Yeah. Shoes? All right. We got vans. Who ordered the vans? Well, what size are they? 12, so they're Brennan's. Or yours, they're yours. They're yours.

They gotta be mine. Those are yours. They're 12, bro. Really? You see it? Yeah, I see it. Oh, these are mine. I'm not just making them. Finally, you got nice shoes. How many yeesh these? Are we yeeshing?

For vans? Those are up there. I love them. I need a yeesh for these. They're just not my style, but I do love them. Oh my god. No, no, I like them a lot. Yes? Huge shout out to Huckberry. Yeah, Huckberry carrying it with this.

What's that? What did I get? That's what she said. You didn't get anything because you were fucking shit. Ah, she didn't say that. What do you mean? I got like three, four things. I got the slingshot.

You got a slingshot. All right, let's see here. Huckberry, dude. Oh, this is my jacket? She didn't say that. What do you mean? I got like three, four things. I got the slingshot. You got a slingshot. All right, let's see here. Huckberry, dude. What is this, my jacket? No, I think that's mine. Is that yours? This isn't mine.

This looks like something you would wear. Yeah, I think it is. That's totally you right there. Is it XXL? Wallet mine. It's not popping up though. Look at Nick over here. Yeah, this is what I got.

I accessorized. Nick's like, I got it with that wallet's mine. The wallet's mine over here yeah this is what I got I accessorize it's like I got a lot of mine the wall is mine bro this is sick yeah I did it right you did it right and it was cold I was saying it was cold in the studio hell yeah bro oh I think this is my sweater oh yeah look I have to open all these oh well bro I got some stuff too all. Oh well bro, I got some stuff too, alright? You got your jacket! I got other stuff too, dude. These, oh pants, these are like little bitch pants, so. Size 34, 34? Mine, probably mine.

Me. Oh. Yo, bro, he did it, he's good at all. Oh wow! Six two two ten, not a little bitch, but whatever. Dude! Oh. Ha ha ha ha!

I'm not mad at that at all! I know bro. See so go to Huckbury Shut up, bro It's waxed here's some more 34 34 I got something there I'll look after Chris looks a little like he looks excited Yeah, bro. I like this shit Boy ain't nobody getting this for Christmas. This is mine. You're not regifting? No way. I'll regift.

This is some bullshit. I think I got those. I got those. These are nice. These are actually kind of sweaty. And there we go. Now see? That's why I got them. Don't open my shit. These are sick, dude. This is XL, so this isn't mine excel bro are you kidding me you put those on oh look at my suitcase you know what hey you know look at this bitch yo

you you you yo dude I should have got a suitcase I should have got a suitcase yeah I should have got a suitcase dude this is this shit is sick sick, bro. Yo, hey, you're gonna be so jealous I got these my wife is gonna love these pants, man Okay, I need a new suitcase. All right. All right, dude, we just gave them so much promo but but they deserve it Yo y'all are missing out I'm gonna see what else No, this isn't mine. Is it Oh double XL This is election. I got the double XL Bro, what is it? I

Didn't just get one thing bro. This is mine. Okay Yeah, yeah, that's yours. Yeah Alright, look man. I got other things too. Okay That looks nice Look, um, okay, but let me also tell you about my new dates crystal.com. Are those mine? These are mine. They're sweats. Yeah. Hell yeah, bro. Chris Lee calm So it's Chris Lee calm and I got a bunch of Saskatoon I'm going to like places in Canada What's the other ones I've got a bunch of Saskatoon, I'm going to like, places in Canada.

What's the other ones? Oh wow, these are like, who's are these? Maybe Brendan if they're really small. Fresno, yeah but go way back, go way down. Where's the, no way down, way down. It's the last ones. Regina, Saskatoon, Winnipeg, those are the new ones. Oh, and Rhode Island. I'm going to Anchorage, Alaska.

Chrislee.com. On the 26th, 27th, and 28th. So if you're in the Anchorage, Alaska area. Just the audience. Just the audience. Ha ha ha ha ha. Still killing with the penguins though. Bro, I can't get over these pants this another

XL sweat you must be Brendan this is the you know what dude Huckberry hooked it up with the homies thank you that's like ten thousand dollars worth of stuff too I wouldn't know I know I don't I don't know even when he spends that stuff I'm kidding that's that was the joke that was the joke no but I asked you all the time so hey how much was that I don't know after That's that's that was the joke that was the joke After I get done laughing I get off the floor and I say I don't know No, I don't want to know dude, I don't like to know another excel. All right Man, so they didn't give us everything they said, huh?

You're missing like three items. I think it might be on the way bro. And don't be in ingrate man You got a whole you got I know you, I'm thankful, that's a lot. Not only did we get all the clothes, you got a place to put them. You can literally travel with them. From podcast to podcast. I got my shoes and then done. All right.

Thank you. All right, so thank you Huckberry. Huckberry! So- Thanksgiving, how was it? It was good, Brendan's not here first. Let's just talk about that. Huck Berry! So, uh. Thanksgiving, how was it? It was good. Brendan's not here first. Let's just talk about that.

I don't know if you noticed. Oh, I didn't even. Um, Brendan's not here, number one. Well, we didn't know about this until this morning. I don't know why, but it's okay, it's fine. We can carry the weight. It's fine, who cares? He was doing baseball stuff with his kid.

And I think it's beautiful, and I also think that it's fine if sometimes one of us doesn't show up, we got it, dude. Yeah. But he's very much a, oh great, now it's not gonna be the crew, and I'm just like, dude, chill, chill, bro, okay? We got, dude, I don't care if you guys both don't show up.

I care if you don't show up. Oh, sweet. Oh, that hurts. We should all care if Chris doesn't show up. No, no, no, I didn't like that energy on that one right there. So hold on. Well, I mean, it's probably because my wordplay. I've been doing a lot of wordplay lately.

And Nick is a sucker for wordplay. Yeah, he's a sucker is what he is. But so. So. All day sucker. No, so he's not here. And I. Why are you talking like this right now? Please explain it to me, Chris. No, so he's not here and I Why are you why are you like this?

Please explain it to me Chris. I don't fucking understand. There is a reason tell me there is a reason but but this is why I'm I'm I brought it up. Okay, the Brendan thing So we just sit fucking tight dude, I want your new shirts so I I did shows in Irvine. Oh, I had that, I was near Jeff Dye, he was smoking cigars. The next day I woke up, my throat hurt. And I was like, I didn't even smoke.

I wasn't even that, it was Jason Collings and him smoking near me and I was like, it wasn't even, I'm like, what the fuck? Next day throat hurt, next day throat hurt. And I go, hey, come on dude, I didn't even that, it was Jason Collings and him smoking near me and I was like, it wasn't even, I'm like, what the fuck? Next day, throw it hurt, next day, throw it hurt. And I go, hey, come on, dude, I didn't even do it. Okay, then I had a show in Irvine, smashed it, the rest are just details. And the next day, dude, the next day, I'm like, done.

I'm like RFK Junior. I'm like, holy shit Now you're like the dude from back to the future who's oh Morty yeah So then so then I'm like Friday night. I'm gonna go do My show okay at the Laugh Factory I'm gonna go go on the Laugh Factory and as I go to go to the Laugh Factory as I'm about to go do my show, okay, at the Laugh Factory. I'm gonna go on the Laugh Factory. And as I go to Laugh Factory, as I'm about to go, my dog passes, butters.

Yeah, passes. Yeah, you know, follow me on Instagram. And yeah, sad. So down to three dogs, brought him to the vet with Jerrica, right, and we gave him the, you know, he him to the vet with Jerrica, right, and we gave him the, you know, he had to, it was just, we were lucky because four, five months ago, I thought he was gonna die, and then he didn't.

So we got some bonus time, and he got some bonus time. So, put him down, it was way rougher than I thought it would be. I don't know what I thought, but I was like, oh my God. So. You actually found a heart in there? I was like, oh my God. So. You actually found a heart in there? You were like, what does that feel like? Oh my God.

We opened him up and found a heart in there. And we found, this was just for fun, we opened him up. No, but, like Dexter. They asked you, for shit's sake, let's open him up. I might be able to make a key chain out of some of that. So, so he died. And then I, and I didn't even think about this. I had a gig at the Laugh Factory.

And I'm like, oh my God, all right, well, I'm gonna go to the Laugh Factory. I'm gonna compartmentalize. That's what we do. And I'm like, you know, I'm a professional, been doing this for 19 years. Oh wow. Yeah, I know.

So I go on stage, I do really well, okay? Rest is just details and I um and I I I I'm like not happy, but I'm not completely sad because I'm in that mode of I just had a great set, right? Then I remember what just happened with the dog. I drive home the next day I wake up and my throat is just on fire. Yeah, so I'm like dude It's been fucking six days now with my throat my dog passed, okay? My throat still hurts and I'm like I can't I'm like now I can't do the podcast Saturday was rough. I was crying all day, you know because of the dog and all that and my throat and

and Now I'm like, oh at least I was like maybe maybe I'll tell the guys hey you guys talk a lot and I won't talk that much and then Brendan's like so now I'm like so now we're one of those like smooth love jazz radio stations welcome to go to now and here's the thing too yesterday I had to do my podcast congratulations oh yeah there's no way you could do it like that because congratulations is like. Oh, good!

Exactly, exactly. Good, good, good! Exactly, exactly. And I would tune into that. I wish you did more of that here, but. But so, so I was like, I'm not gonna be able to do that. So I'm just gonna talk. And let me tell you something, man.

Here we go, the rest is just details. I fucking crushed that episode. You're going to want to catch it. And it's a low-key episode, and the rest is just details, man. But yeah, so I'm trying to like, I got this. And then I got this Lifeline live show later. And then Lifeline. You're fine.

I'm fine, I know. But like, dude, have you heard about nodes? What if I have nodes? You might have nodes. Got to take it easy. Well, you go to the doctor. I want, actually, I feel have nodes. Gotta take it easy. You wanna go to the doctor. I want, actually, I feel like my voice is a little funky. I gotta tell you something.

I don't know how comics all don't, lose their voice at 60. You just node it up. I mean, okay, let's see what I have. Horseness, check. Reduce vocal range, check. Especially when singing. Voice fatigue, check. Yeah, let's see what I have. Horseness, check. Reduce vocal range, check. Especially when singing. Oh!

Yeah, check. Voice fatigue, pain or discomfort in the throat, check. Feeling lumpy in the throat, check. Check, check, check, check, check, check, check. Causes, frequently yelling, shouting, and loud talking. Jeff Dye smoking a cigar. Yep, there you go. Solo podcast. Check, check, check, check, check, check, check.

Chronic coughing or throat clearing, smoking or exposure to irritants, okay. Now you're supposed to not talk for fucking three days. I got kids and shit. They're like, hey dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey Chris, we should probably take a break. Brendan's not here, but it's the end of the year.

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Great fricking thing, grill smoker. He's on the come up recently. This guy, and still, they didn't send me all of it. Still, he's with meats in his jacket. Just jackets smelling like barbecue. But I have no shirt on, because they didn't send me the shirt they promised. So the jacket is, no shirt. No, no, but, okay so. You know sweetie, they didn't send me the shirt they promised. So the jacket is still shirt. No, no, but okay so.

You know sweetie, they didn't send me the pants. So they're like, all right, so you know we're with her mom and we're deciding who's going to do what, you know. And I say, well I want to make a turkey. I want to smoke a turkey for the first time, you know. And then they were all deciding, oh we're going to bring this, we're going to bring that. And then my wife's aunt through her mom says like, well she wants to bring the turkey. And I go, okay, I guess. I wanted to make a turkey, but I was like, all right.

Maybe I'll make a brisket or something, right? But then her mom says this, her mom goes, well, you know, my sister's always late. So she always wants to bring a turkey, but I also make a turkey because she's always late. And I was like, oh, okay, maybe I'll just make a little turkey. Okay, hold on.

This is a thing that they do in their family? Yes. Okay. Like always, the sister comes late. Okay. So I decide, sorry. So I decide I'm just gonna make a turkey anyway. We get a little 14 ounce, 14 pounder, okay?

Okay, okay. I get a 14 pounder, I do the whole, I brine it, I do the whole 14 ounce, 14 pounder, okay? Okay, okay. I get a 14 pounder, I do the whole, I brine it, I do the whole smoking thing, you know, I'm following the videos and put it in the thing. We're having dinner at 3.30. Okay. Everybody shows up at three. Okay.

3.30 comes around. Right. We start eating. Your turkey. Yeah. Her aunt showed up at 5. that's two hours late that's crazy okay dude that's crazy like if with the turkey you show up late with the cranberry sauce not you that is you show up late with like oh here's some mashed

potatoes that I make that you like or some Brussels props, you know? You don't show up late to Thanksgiving dinner. That's wild, that's wild. With the turkey, like it's wild, dude, wild. I was sitting there like, I'm sitting there like, we're starting to eat and I go, she's not here yet. Like, what time is it? What if, I was sitting there at 3.30 when I was like,

let's just start, at least we have my turkey. Four, okay. Even four, dude. Right, right, right, right. I was like, when she got there, I was like, so you don't take flights? Wait, wait. You must not take flights.

Do you get, you don't go to the doctor? Do you have like a range, like it's a cable guy? You go, I'll be at the doctors office from 12 to 5 I'm like, how do you do it? How do you do it? What'd you say to her? Yeah, I was like this is wild I mean, I was just like and I was like, you know what don't get you know I know cuz you gotta your comic brain kind of kicks in that to you fuck you can't do that to like that Even this they say this is not my wife's family One what I was like whatever but what I'm saying? So it's like I don't want to be the one. Do it for your family, whatever. But still, I was like, I just, it's so inconsiderate.

Ding dong. You don't take flights? Would be amazing. Would be amazing to walk back from that. What do you mean? Well, see, here's the thing. Just the fucking, would be amazing. Yeah, because you know, a flight has a schedule.

I'm just using deductive reasons. You don't take flights. It was so crazy, man. But I don't know. Just that fucking would be amazing. Yeah, because a flight has a schedule. I'm just using deductive reasons. You don't take flights. It was so crazy, man. But I don't know. There's always someone like that. You know what I mean? Everybody has that person in their family.

Who's that person for you? Probably me. You're the one? No. Of course not. You talk about who's the lateness? Or just the one? There's always someone that's kind of inconsiderate.

That you kind of get it. You that you kind of like you get it You kind of you give them a pass because you love this person like her on I love her on you know yeah Yeah, you know and she's like she's the kind of person that has her glasses on her head. She's like where's my glasses? Yeah, yeah, it's it's maybe my mom. I don't know. I don't know my mom will just be like But it's not like that. It's just like comments like she'll be like No, I don't know we all we're all like that I You know what it is, man. I just cuz I if you if you need me to pick you up from the area. Yeah I'm that guy right? I'm not you don't have to call me. Hey, I just landed

Where are you? I'm not, you don't have to call me, hey I just landed, where are you? I'm at baggage claim. I think probably I'm that guy then, because nobody in my family would ever mess that up except me. Oh really, okay. I think. That's good self awareness.

I think. I just, I like being dependable. I don't think I'd mess that up though, honestly. I know, but do you count yourself, are you dependable? Well, okay so, I mean with what, like. Just in general, man, are you dependable? Well, okay, so, I mean, with what? Just in general, man, are you dependable? No, no, no. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No, that's different. It is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good, then we're still at it. No, that's different. Okay. I would consider you dependable because it's just like, same thing with Brendan.

Like this is unusual what happened, but we understand. Right. But for the most part, for the most part, cause we know people that would do something like this and they'd be like, where's the, you know, it's like Tuesday, 11 a.m., we're here, all of us. We're not Brian Callan, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Dependable, that's what I'm know, it's like Tuesday, 11 a.m., we're here, all of us. We're not Brian Callan, yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Dependable, that's what I'm saying, being dependable. But it's like, I think it's one of like, I don't know about you, I don't know what your like, biggest red flag is in a person, friendship or people you were dating in the past, but being dependable is like, if you're inconsiderate of time and energy,

I can't stomach that shit. Yeah, that's a good one. That's my thing, where I'm like, if you're inconsiderate of time and energy, I can't stomach that shit. Yeah, that's a good one. That's my thing, when I'm like, I'm out! I wonder what mine is, that I'm just like, dude, I think people who get, well, if I'm in a relationship, just people who get too angry, like anger problems, are, I can't, I just can't do.

That'd be me then. Yeah, maybe, honestly it might be me. Yeah, yeah. I'm that way. Oh, it's for sure you. Maybe it's because I'm that way. But like when somebody's mad, I'm just like, here's the thing about me.

I get mad, but I do not hold grudges. Zero, bro, that shit's gone. You know how to let things go right away. You know what? I'm the same way. I mean, I'm saying, I was like, in the moment, I'm gonna have an explosion, but then I'm like, oh, you know what, I'm over it.

And I'll even be able to be like this. Like, you know what? Same. You're right. Same, same. Are you a gambler? Depends on what you're talking about we gamble with. The rest is just detail.

The rest is just details. Here's what I'm saying. I think if you're a gambler, you argue a certain way. When you're a gambler, you need that thrill. The thrill of the gamble is that you could lose, okay? You could lose. The gambler's hell would be you win every time. That's what I said, gambler's hell would be.

So you need that throw. So I argue like that, because I'm a gambler. So if I'm with Rachel and I might say some things, I'm gambling. I'm gambling. But you know what? She might be right, and I go, ah. Yeah.

All right. You accept that. I busted. Sweetie, I busted. Now Rachel on the other hand. The rest is just details. Rachel on the other hand. The rest is just details. Rachel on the other hand, she just wants to win.

So she's gonna count cards. She's gonna get fixed a dice. She wants to win every single hand no matter what. She don't care about the thrill. It's just about being right. That's an incredible way to look at it. So that's what I'm saying is like. But that's also why she isn't able to throw it away

when she can because she's carefully playing her hand. Boom. God, we're smart. So what I'm saying for me is that I'm like... We're both adding to it. But for me, so just like in a gamble, the thrill of winning, like, oh, I'm gonna have a big emotional release.

Yes. Or if I lose because I got 10,000 on the line, I'm gonna be like, fuck! You busted. But right after that, I know I made that choice. And now you're in the dog house. So now you're right. We both are adding to this.

And you set it up. And that's great. I give you credit for it. But I'm really nailing it after that. But you're, you know. But I've seen you like that. I remember. I'll never forget this.

I know what you're going to bring up, bro. I have to. You were dating this chick. And I've seen you like that. I remember, I'll never forget this. I know what you're gonna bring up, bro. I have to. You were dating this chick, and I'm talking to her down the hallway. Just use the name Lisa. Yeah, you're dating Lisa, okay. Whatever it is. There's like 60 Lisa's in just one like this.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. He remembers me. No, no, no, no, no. In YouTube, the rewatched peak. People really rewatched. Yeah, most replayed. So like, we're at the improv, you're about to go up, and I'm talking with her,

and this is Chris down the hallway like this. Lisa! Like arms out, like serious. I was about to go on, bro. I know, but it's like... I want her to see me smash What I'm saying I get off I go sweetie the rest are just details I know that that was just that moment of emotional release. I go like I thank you for watching sweetheart

Hey, all right, all right. right. All right, I'm sorry. I know that, but I will say one thing I really admire about Rachel, what I love about her is like, she knows how to say like, you know, hey, I don't like when you talk to me like this. That's good. Like just like that. To be like, okay, my bad.

I have, I have, that bothers me. Kristen does that and I just go, I'm not doing it like that. To be like, okay, my bad. I have, that bothers me. Kristen does that and I just go, I'm not doing it like that. No, no, no, the thing is like, the thing is like it's the age old thing about like you're yelling at me. Bro. And it's just like you wanna go.

Oh, you wanna see. Oh, you wanna see me yelling. Should we yell? Cause I'll yell right now so we can know the difference. But to them it's like, you know what? You know what? I just, I had this new joke I'm talking about right now so we can know the difference. But to them it's like, you know what? You know what? I had this new joke I'm talking about right now. It's like, this is how it is with my wife.

If you, you ever remember going to like a friend's house and you're playing like Monopoly or something? You know the rules of Monopoly. Everyone knows the rules. But your friend goes, well we got house rules. And house rule is, if you pass Baltic, you have to give everybody 10, it's something. Whatever you made up. It doesn't matter, right?

Yeah, it's his house, yeah, house rules. That's Rachel. Yeah, no, hey buddy, that's women. Yeah, they got house rules. That's shit in your heart. But the thing is, so the laws of the universe don't apply. You understand? So that way they can just make up

whatever the hell they want. And then we have to be like, oh, that's how it's rules. It's basically, oh, you're making the matrix, what's that new one? Would they just keep making up new shit? What was the new matrix? The new one that came out?

The matrix. Resurrections. What about reloaded, rejuvenated, re-elected? The new one is just like, oh, it's sci-fi. It's like, oh, you live sci-fi. Oh, hey, bitch. Oh, you live sci-fi. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That, oh, you're making up the rules as we go, dude. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, we're fucked, the world's gonna end. Well, we could use the glow cube. What, what's that? Well, the glow cube was invented in, you know, it's like, oh. Have you seen the VR glasses they put on now, the Apple ones, where you can actually change your reality they put filters on what you're looking at so you can go Game of Thrones filter and then

everybody over here will be like have horns on and like you know fuck yeah yeah that's what I just think that that's how they live they live with like their own rosy colored hey meta take a picture oh you got some too? Ah, yeah. You heard it? Hey, Meta. I should have brought mine. What am I looking at? We did this already. Remember when I did this?

Mine's better. It's the same thing. One of them is ugly. What? Yeah. Could you imagine? Which one? Guess for points. Don't guess, don't guess, don't guess. Shit man, I don't know. The black guy? I didn't even see him. He's perfectly symmetrical. That's how bad Meta is, they can't know, the black guy? I didn't even see him. He's perfectly symmetrical. That's what Meta is, they can't see it. He blended into the background. Oh God.

Meta, Meta's shitty. He should smile. Meta's racist. And hacky. Smart, like that fucking joke. And there's one in the front that probably can't drive that well, you know? Yeah, see?

I know, but it's Meta though. It's Meta, Meta. Why you assume a she-look? We could've been talking about that. Yeah, sure. But Meta does that too. Meta, but Meta wouldn't though. It's Meta, Meta. Why are you assuming she looks? We could have been talking about that. Yeah, sure. But Meta does that too. But Meta wouldn't have said that about Chin though because Meta wouldn't be able to see his eyes

because he's got some less blind. Hey! I'm just saying. I'm saying. How much do those cost? I got them as a gift, I have no idea. They're expensive. I want them.

They're awesome, bro. Yeah, they're great. But I have prescriptions in mind. I think they're like 350 or something. Yeah, depending on. I didn't pay for him, but the Kristen Yeah, there's probably there's probably like a secret two-way

She's at home So I mean because this way she'll just be like oh he's just getting coffee and it's boring Yeah, fuck coffee again she'll just be like, oh, he's just getting coffee and it's boring. And what the fuck? Coffee again? But I'll tell you though, I mean, this is scary, bro. Do you agree?

Okay. Oh, hell yeah. No, no, the thing is like, the scary part is not, the scary part's the AI. Just because as it gets better and better, it's just kind of like, you know, it's basically like, you're carrying big brother around with you.

It's just crazy. I mean, imagine imagine that because what if it just gets to the point where just be like you know hey who's that? That's Crystal Leia. Well here's the thing. You know you're like and why is it you know what and I think it can already do that but they're kind of like yeah let's let's I'm very recognizable but the thing is that's a who am I looking at? You joking? Have you not seen any of his Netflix specials? It's Chris D'Alea. Lot of misinformation about him. Shut up now, wait, hold on, alright, alright, alright. In 1987 he was...

But what's weird is, you know what I didn't like about it? I'm looking at my son. Right. Hey Meadow, what am I looking at? A child that's, dude, it's a boy. Oh, right. Saying it. Be specific, we know. I know, I know, I know, but I'm just saying.

But you know they did it because they don't wanna piss off any of them. That's why. I don't care if they say child, but I know why they're saying child. The rest is just details. So anyway, it's crazy though, huh? This is crazy.

You can just record. Oh, I love doing that though. When you're having little moments, you just go meta. That's why yours is sunglasses, but mine? This is crazy. Yeah. You can just record. Oh, I love doing that though. When you're having little moments, you just go meta. That's why yours is sunglasses, but mine are like, look like this. She got me the sunglasses. So it's even better to be like, you know,

Wolf's doing some thing and I can just be like, meta, start recording and then I'm getting- Do you have a prescription? Yeah. Why don't you wear them? Because, I don't know why I don't wear them. I think I'm worried about the Bluetooth thing. Oh. because it's like they're like have you listened to the music or you can talk where is it coming you just sitting there like this you know Yeah, I think he's in my ears. He's in my head, dude.

Yeah. And no, no. I love that's the song. The most offensive song is the baseline song. I mean, I don't know. Like, I don't know how far along they are with the Neuralink stuff, because it's kind of like things get big in the press and then they forget about it,

and then the next thing you know, they're like, they just cured cancer or something like that. You know what I mean? It's always like that, because that's the thing. I think I'm old enough right now to be like, I don't know if I'm ever gonna do that. Right, right.

You know what I mean? But I might not be. Right. It's right in there. It's you right there where you're kinda like, ooh, I don't know why I'm trying this shit. right it's right in there But that's it's interesting like I always wonder like what's the next big I might be too old for that But yeah, but everything like what's the next big technological thing because in my generation we went from I think we I think My generation has the largest technological

Advancements from like cuz you because we had rotary phones. Yeah, well it'll keep going. I know, but what's the next thing? I always think it's like gonna be teleportation. Is it gonna be like some kind of medical advancement? What is it? If you told your, even your 20 year old self, dude, you're just gonna be able to ask your glasses stuff?

Yeah. You'd be like, for real? I mean, I'm telling, I think that medical advances will be like, I think they'll just like release like little bots into your nose and they'll just fix whatever they need to fix. Oh, the nanobots. No, is that something?

Yeah. I'm a genius. Yeah. That's like a thing. That's it, thanks for watching Golden Hour. No, but I. I quit podcasting. I'm a genius. No, but I agree. I mean, I think it's like going to be the kind of thing where it's like, you need a heart and you're just going to take a pill and it's just going to grow a

heart for you. You know what I mean? That kind of thing. Like I have a buddy who had a heart transplant, you know, and it's just like his whole life. He's just waiting to die type of thing. You know what I mean? Because it's so difficult but like they're gonna get to a point where it's just you know I think they already have cloning and this is one of those things that they don't want to do. Yeah but they have cloning but they that it's always gonna be like you know look dude have you seen the substance have you seen that movie? Have you seen it? I haven't seen it. Bro that's kind of like that bro. It's this this is a Ten out of ten and I actually think that you guys would all like it not just a crystal ea movie

Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? I'm glad that you recognize Yeah, there's such a thing as a crystal ea movie. Have you heard about this movie? I haven't heard about that's crazy. It's a Really wild and let me tell you something. Hats off. I hate, you know, you gotta hand it to the women in these roles, the women fucking hats off to them. They killed this shit. Oh really?

The two of them. Margaret Qualley and Demi Moore. Bro, they are. There are any Moores in this? Yeah. All right. Dare I say, dude, they were brave. They were brave, these women.

Hey, hey, hey, I'm out. I know. I know, but watch it and then be like, they really were great. I love a good sci-fi. I would say it's a horror movie even. It's a sci-fi, I guess, too. Sci-fi horror. But man, it's fucking, it is so wild, bro.

You know what I just finally watched all the way through? Undateable three seasons? You know, sci-fi horror. Oh my god, are you know what? I just finally watched all the way through undateable three seasons You do you like undateable I do yeah when it was live it was fucking so fun I think that show is fucking hilarious. Yeah, I don't like everything I've done. But yes, it was awesome Yeah, thanks. But I don't like everything I've done, but yes. It was awesome, yeah, for sure. Thanks. Yeah, dude, that show was so funny and so fun. Any show that I'm not on and I see a bunch of my friends on, I'm not watching it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. I get that. I look at that and I was like, I could have done that part, that part, that guy's trash. Like, what are we talking about? That's Eric watching cops, by the way. You know what I mean? These are people I consider my friends.

Yeah. Yeah. You know what it is, I don't like watching anything and I don't want things to be bad and then you have to deal with that person later. I watched, I've seen you and all stuff. I bet you're good though. No, no, but it's okay.

You see something, you just go. But you know, it's okay to have honest relationships with your friends, those are your real friends. Well yeah, but bro. There's levels of superficial friendship in the comedy business. I would, of course, we're on a level where I would be like, why didn't you do this instead?

Right, right, right, right, right. But like, yeah. That's different. But I know you're not gonna be bad. Otherwise you're like, it was good. Yeah, yeah. Wow, you had so many lines. You were so brave. No, no, you know what?

That's why Thanksgiving dinner, a lot of times, is terrible. Yeah, you can't be real. Because nobody can be like, and then people keep making that same shit every year, and you're like, oh, you're stuffing again. I can't wait till you're done. I can't wait till you're coming. I can't wait till you're coming.

That's what they should be like. I think they should be like an anonymous. You're lying, Meta. He's lying. Little box that you put. Oh, that's hilarious. Everybody fills out what they didn't like or like. She's lying about your meatloaf.

But you would have to have a lot of people there because if it's only like six people there, you're gonna know. You wrote this. It says you're bad in bed. Babe. We should all have that sort of like ratings. Let's take a break.

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A lot of people love the Saturday release schedule, so. Anybody else have anything to say? Nope, that's it for us. Check out the After Hour. My neck hurts. Nice, shit. No, but I saw that Alien Romulus, the new Alien. Oh, bro, that movie banged.

You know, and- It was great. Nine out of 10, Chris T'Leah's movie reviews. So I thought, I was like, oh, you know what? This is a great re-imagining of like the original movie. But it's not though, it's after the original movie. I know, but they did, it was the similar. What they did was, they got, this got-

This is actually in the middle. It's right after the first one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20 years after. They got too far away from what the first one was, tonally and everything. And this is right back into it. And this one is the best one since the first one.

You think so? Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen them all. No, no, no, no, no, no. This is, wait, part one and part two. Part two is fucking fantastic. You're mixing them up, I think. Part two, dude, part two is a great sci-fi movie. So then one, two, and this one are the best ones.

Cause they did stuff from part two when the guy was like, get away from her, you bitch. You know what I mean? That was the great scene in that movie. Yeah, I didn't see it. You didn't see I'm lying Yeah, no, I did see it's great. It's it's it's it's it's so good. I thought it was so good. Yeah, I really enjoyed it But what aliens were brave? They were me

That's off to the aliens. I hope they were real aliens and not cultural appropriation. You know what I mean? Just fucking white guys and big head suits That's kind of weird when people feel like that like if you're like like in wicked So this is like clearly a black lady Yeah, but she's got green makeup on yeah, I so it's kind of like What how we supposed to I don't really understand as a black I wish you know in in situations like this I wish I was black so I could pipe up So I could pipe up. Oh, we gotta be green.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Then I go. Then I'd be like, you know, in Oz? Then I'd, yeah.

A lot of green people in Oz. Then I'd go back to being white. But the, um, I haven't seen that. I don't, I have no desire. Hey, dude, have you seen the musical? Yeah. It's phenomenal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanted to go again because I didn't seen the musical? Yeah. It's phenomenal. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I wanted to go again because I didn't appreciate the seats I got. But how did they fuck up the press for this movie? It's like, oh, I'm not seeing that. The fucking two people talking. Hey, get representatives. Get representatives. You've seen it, right? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Eric, dude. Let me see, come on. Let's record your reaction. Yeah, you'll find it. Yeah.

I mean, I have it all over my text chains. They're just, people are like, what the fuck is this shit? I can just send it to you. Yeah, I wanna see, because this is like why you don't go to... They're worth, oh, here's one. This is why you don't go to movies.

You're not supposed to judge a book by a cover, but I think you judge a book by the trailer. I mean, a movie by the trailer. It's not even the trailer, bro. The interview is just, look at this. First of all, look at the still. That's so annoying. Oh, I know.

Dude, hey, hey, hey, hey, dude, here's me. I'll never be in that situation, but here's me. Get your fucking hand off me. No, no, no, you know what this looks like? Why she dressed like fucking small it's small Harry Potter. It's an oversize. No, it looks like she, this looks like she's dying of something and the other one is going like this,

it's gonna be okay, I'm with you. That would be the caption I would write for that. Like if you had a caption contest for just this picture, that's what you would think is going on. Like did you have any fun making this movie? She's dying of too much fashion. I know no matter what she's just completely dripped out and we can't stop her. Look at this. I know that's gonna be us with all our huckleberry stuff. Huckberry idiot.

Let's do it again. Come on, baby. Heat. Heat. That's gonna be us with all our huckberry stuff. Dying on a passion. She's gonna be at your show in Atlanta. Oh shit.

Who? Cut the read. Who, who? Her, all the fashion. She's wearing all the fakes. Oh yes, exactly. Callback. Oh, there it is.

There's one person that would never be a fan of mine, but I mean, dude, that is... Go ahead fan of mine, but I mean dude that is Good play good. How about just the rings and jewelry a lot? Someone said to me once that the green was the thing that I would love the most about of a bird that I've lived, want to stay green. But actually being green, yes, I loved playing this character. But every time I took the makeup off, I loved who I was even more. So I've come away like feeling really beautiful Holy shit

So you know You've brought this film and to this And this fucking cock You have transformed them for good Thank you Thank you This is also my first time ever doing a jungle You have been the light of the day

You are such a gift. You brought such light into the room. Thank you very much. We appreciate you. Thank you for coming into this room today. Thank you. We need you to come. Hey, hey.

Camera guy. Bro, bro, a funny take on sketch would be with like another person would come in the room and just be like I've seen And then everyone turns to that person Oh my god go, I understand Then another person comes in and is like I just had lunch and they're like How did the lunch make you feel?

It's like what's going on? Hey, hey, hey First of all, I haven't seen the beginning part of that which is crazy Wait, there's another one? They're doing the same thing? there's I didn't see that one. Yeah, there's so many it's like hey guys. Hey, hey guys, dude Shape the fuck up. This is me if I'm in that junket you guys you're ruining this for fucking so many people You don't take flights You don't take flights? Dude. You're giving a fuck about nothing.

You're giving a fuck about nothing. Oh dude, you have feelings and you're allowed to feel them? Dude, we know. We're all past seven. Dude. Buck up. Start talking about this. Fucking special effects. Start talking about the people, the relationships you have with people and make drama, dude.

Don't be all like you love everyone. Honoring the source material. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Comment on the fucking source material. And it'll all be fine, thank you very much. The rest is just detail. Go ahead and it'll all be fine. Hey, you wanna know something, you know,

something crazy I just saw today. Stop holding each other's fucking hands. That the Wizard of Oz cast, one of them, they all died of something because of the movie. It was a tragic, you know, like the Tin Man, that he got sick, the Scarecrow got scars on his face, they were using asbestos for snow.

Yep, the lion died because someone hunted him. Little joke. Just because, you know, you shouldn't hunt lions. It was something I saw on Instagram posted. I was like, wow, everybody from the Wizard of Oz is dead. It's like they're trying to piss us off from Jump. Look at the fucking other one. Look at the fucking what they're wearing, dude.

Yeah, I did. I don't know. I've seen this week people are taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that. I didn't know that that was happening. Hey, what? I've seen it, yeah.

That's really powerful. Oh yeah? That's what I wanted. That's what I wanted. I didn't know that was happening. What the f- I've seen it on a couple posts. I don't know how widespread, but you know,

I am in queer media, so that's my, you know. That's really you know I've seen this week people are this they said nothing dude listen listen this is what I'll say okay this is one of these moments where you know there's nobody prepping them for interviews or talking to them about hey we're trying to hop up this movie I did so you could tell no one's doing that. You know people are doing that. No, no, they're not, they're not, they're not.

The second thing is like this, this black chick, I like her a lot because she's now, I know she's a true artist, but what I'm saying is- She's an actress, bro. No, no, no, no, I'm saying she's artsy fartsy and I'm fine with that. I just don't wanna see it. That's one of those things where you don't wanna see the person's like, what, no, I'm saying she's artsy fartsy and I'm fine with that. I just don't want to see it That's one of those things. Yeah, you don't want to see that person's like what's a like Daniel Day Lewis?

I'm sure that dude's a crazy person. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm sure he's just an absolute crazy person And I just want to see him act. Okay, but I don't want to talk. It's beautiful But I don't want to see him on his farm Like where he has to like prepare because all all that stuff, it takes away from the magic of the thing. I get it. That's what she's doing right now. She's taking away from the magic of like the movie, cause now we know, if I see this movie now, I'm gonna see this person, I don't wanna see that.

Yeah. I just don't. Please have the camera on him when you show that part. It's just there's so much going on in the world when you see something like that. How do you possibly not think, oh fuck you. You know what I'm saying? I know what you're saying, dude. And the thing too is like, this is gonna, you know,

if people take this kind of stuff and they go like, they make it something it's not. Like, you know, it's like, this has nothing to do with people being gay. This has nothing to do with. Oh, I know, and it will be. They'll turn it into, yeah.

You know what I mean? It has nothing to do with that at all. This has to do with like, like you're not, I've no, like I watched this and I wouldn't be like, huh, I gotta go see this movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like nothing about this.

It would be like, what if you were gonna go to a restaurant? Okay? And like, the head chef was... Oh dude, you know I thought this food was good. But I'm fucking never coming here again. It would be crazy. This is terrible. That's all it is.

To me this is just like weird messaging for a movie. So if you've, whoever watched that and they feel empowered by that, okay good for you. I disagree. You don't think so? Go fuck yourself. All right.

You know what, and I understand that too. Get a job at fucking Foot Locker. Like, dude, do something useful. What the fuck, dude? Hey, what are these people doing? And Ariana Grande, dude, I don't really have a bone to pick with her. She came on, saw me at the Comedy Store, said I crush, rest of the details. But I, you know, I, I, it's just like, I gotta watch this shit. And I'm sure she's great, the movie's maybe good, I have no idea.

But, what the fuck, dude? This was one of those ones where I don't know if I wanted to see, and I think it's because of like, the last five years of like, super overcorrection, wokeness, that I was just kinda like, because of the last five years of super overcorrection, wokeness, that I was just kinda like, is that gonna be too distracting for me to watch? Totally agree. You know what I mean?

And so that's why I was like, I don't know if I wanna see this, because I really loved the play. It was fantastic, dude. I started crying immediately as soon as it started. Nothing happened, I just started crying, dude. If you looked at me. It's a great play.

I was well-enlightened. And so so like, you know, and so you go, you want it to be like that. And if it's not like that, I'm gonna be like, ah, they fucked it up with their this, whatever they did. So I'm kinda like not gonna go to the theater to see it, but I'm sure when it comes on, like the Joker too, I'm gonna watch that too when it comes to HB. I don't think I'll ever see this.

I don't think I'll ever see it. You will. This'll come on and you'll be like let me check this out. You know when you do it? Yeah. It's gonna be on a Delta flight. Mmm. This is a perfect flight movie. Crying on the fucking. Can I get a hot towel? I know we're poking fun but I've actually seen a lot of people holding space for golden hour this week. Oh I didn't know that. I've actually seen a lot of people holding space for golden hour this week. Oh, I didn't know that. I've actually only seen one post about it. I made it. Just now.

I didn't know that. That's just what I wanted. Oh my God. That's what I wanted. I didn't know that. With the hat. It's already got one like. I like that.

Oh damn. Yeah. I quit. That Nick fan that's just at home. Oh damn! Yeah. I quit! That Nick fan that's just at home Come on Nick! Say something! It's Brendan at practice.

Hahahaha! Alright, fucking Boston! Tiger! Shout out Patrick Maddick. Hey, hey, listen, listen, by the way. There you go. By the way, let me say this again. This shit, how they're doing this,

is like, if you feel that way, fine, but I need to see also some regular ass, like you know when you're at a hotel and what's his name, Mario, what's his face?'s Lopez. Don't get it twisted Mario Lopez is on this thing He's like coming to the coming to theaters coming to 10 is up wicked and then they talked to the people and I want to see the person going oh my god It was really great making this movie I was like so thrilled to like you know with the source material and blah blah blah

I need to see some of that to. Be Jennifer Garner, dude. Be fucking boring ass, happy Jennifer Garner. Something, I need to see that too. It could all be like, what? Saw Jennifer Garner once at a Starbucks in the airport. She fucking smiled at me. The rest is just details. Okay. Fuck, and it was awesome, dude.

That'd be the one, wouldn't that be the one where you go? No, she's so sweet and, uh, no. But it was just like. She was great in Deadpool, Wolverine. Dude, she's good. I think she's great, fucking, but she is one boring person on an intervall. This is the anti-wrinkle straw.

Oh my gosh, I bet drinking out of a straw is, wow. I just had a mind blown moment. First of all, you're adorable and I hope you never see a wrinkle in your life, except I hope you do because I want you to live a nice long life and that's part of life. Yeah, exactly. Second of all, you're still exactly

Be boring be nice boring, you know, and I don't even mean boring as a as a bad way like here's the here's the other thing too, I say this because I Would watch Jennifer Garton just I would watch late night talk shows and whenever she was on or Elijah Wood was on, like, you know, whatever it was, Leno or something, you're just like, what the fuck are they talking about, dude, you know? But this kind of stuff, now that podcasts

and these kind of, it's like at least you get to see some silly shit sometimes. Do you, who the fuck watches late night television now? Have you seen it lately? No. Who the fuck watches late night television now? Have you seen it lately? No. Who watches it? They all should send gift baskets to Trump, because without him, they wouldn't be able to talk about anything.

Yeah. But it's truly terrible. It's truly the bottom of the barrel. Well, no one's watching the interview segments anymore now, I guess. That doesn't even go on the internet now. At least if there's a monologue, that'll go on the thing. Or maybe there's a comic on there, you could show that two minutes in a clip. But I don't ever remember being like, ooh, Jennifer Garner was on Jimmy Kimmel last night? Let me see her thing. I don't know what people watch on the internet for that. It's weird. I don't know what people watch on the internet. I uh for that. I mean, I don't know. It's just weird

Oh look at this. This is what I'm saying. Oh, we're gonna be talking about how the Wizard of Oz Oh, hey, pause it. That's weird. I didn't think that that music would be on the background Jesus Christ. It's like always. That's the go-to. It's spooky. This isn't even the one I saw. We're talking about how the Wizard of Oz

is actually considered a cursed movie. Judy, who was only 17, was drugged and molested during the filming of the movie. There has been countless amounts of reports that she was molested and sexually harassed by both the Munchkin actors and studio executives. The Mo- Next, the actress that plays the Wicked Witch got horrifically burned during filming.

During the scene where the Wicked Witch escapes Munchkinland in a plume of smoke, the pyrotechnics team accidentally set off the explosion a little too early. This led to the actress's broom, hair, and makeup to catch on fire. Medics had to use alcohol to remove her toxic makeup, which was extremely painful due to her burns. Today we're going to be talking about how the wisdom Two times with that one? All right. I just, yeah. And the scarecrow got horrific cuts on his face because of the gunman guy. The bird shit on him? Ffff.

Ffff. Ffff. Ffff. Ffff. Ffff. Look, I'm like the fucking podcast version of that lady. I just, I didn't know. I didn't know.

I'm holding space. With the life-rips hat. Yeah. Man, we, you know, for muted, downtrodden voiceless Chris, we killed it. I mean... Muted, downtrodden... I think I'm an alt-comic now. Oh my god, I would love to see that version.

Assassinate me. Assassinate me, dude. If I get on a fucking stage, that is the same level of the audience. It doesn't go up. I got a fucking cardigan sweater on, and I'm just standing there talking about gazebos. Fuck my mouth to oblivion. Dude, hey, and I'm playing at some like sex shop or like, you know

The comic book store that they used to do. Oh, yeah Fuck my mouth Nerd melt. Yeah, you'd have I don't even know. Yeah. Yeah, that was it. Yeah, you'd also have a ponytail Bro, you know a banjo.jo. I would love to see that. Hey hey. Banjo Chris. Hey hey. Crush.

I showed you guys the follow up email from that crazy Asian girl. Oh yeah. Not here though right? Did we talk about that on air? I didn't talk about it on air. Oh okay so. I thought we might have.

No I didn't. So I go to the Soho house, do this crazy show. And we just have five minutes left to this. Oh. No, like, tell us. He's saying so this will be it. Oh, so I go to Soho House, I have this crazy show.

The MC goes up, he's just bad, okay? He's doing bad crowd work. It just set a tone for this show that was bad. But also the Soho House is like, members only type people. So that's not a good crowd. It's gonna be the worst crowd. That's not a good crowd. That's gonna be the worst crowd. That's not a good crowd.

It's gonna be the worst. So then they had the show was in this room where the bar was over here, the stage was on the ground, like on the floor, and the crowd was over here. So anyway, that person goes up, every comic goes up, it's weird. The last two sorta did a little okay.

I'm the last comic. The mic's cuttin' in and out, all right? So at a certain point in the show, I just took the mic away from my mouth and I just did the show like this and I came back up. No, so I'm making some sort of like Relationship joke and then I look no one says anything. I go nobody has no one's in a relationship I look over and there's people on the couch right here now There's a white guy white girl black guy two Asian girls. Oh, so I just said like this I said I said

Oh, you brought two Asian girls with you. I was like, uh-oh, two Asian girls. That's the joke, whatever. I move on from it, some people laugh, it's like whatever. Later in the show, I'm like, I figure it out, I go, oh, you guys are members, huh? Who's a member here? And then I sort of like tepid claps and I go, all right, membership check.

You can't be in here unless you are a member or you bring two Asian girls. That's hilarious. Okay, it's funny. Great. That's all. That's the only reference I make to these people. Okay.

So. But that's technically funny. Boom. Whether you like it or not. After the show, I'm like, wow, that was terrible. I'm waiting to get food for Rachel. Cause Rachel said, when she saw I was going to the Soho, she goes, oh my God, you're going clubbing.

You know what I'm saying? I was like, are you kidding me? You're working, that's hilarious. So I go, all right, let me get some food for her. So I'm waiting and the guy comes up to me and he's like, oh, I'm so sorry, but hey man, those two Asian girls are on a rampage, they're looking for you.

You know, and in my mind, I'm like, And then he looked at you and said, do you know karate? But I was like, looking for fucks, you know what I mean? Because I didn't have any with me. You know what I mean? I met it. Do I give a fuck? So then there's a curtain.

This is how bad it was, too. There's a curtain between the stage and the backstage, which is like, so I opened the curtain to tell him, hey, I think you should do the show back here. Like, here's the bar. By the way, the most Eric Griffin shit of all time. Here's what you should do. I'll fucking knock shit of all time. Here's what you should do. I'll fucking knock you out.

Here's what you should do. So he goes, oh that's a good idea, but the girls are right here. And she comes up to me, she's like, I need to talk to you. I'm a member. I'm a member. She's going in and she's trying to,

she has her camera in my face and she's filming me. Bro, I'm going like this. Yeah, so you should do the thing, put the show here. Maybe the speaker's like this. Then I take the curtain like this and I go like this You know what I mean? And I'm like continue to talk and everybody's kind of like Kind of being like hey, man, are you I was like, I don't what who cares. So then now this is just going in

She opens a curtain and she just like, you know, I'm a member I we were not with this black guy and she's going in, you know, and I'm like, wow. Oh, you're racist. Yeah, it's so bizarre. And then like the, what is she called it? The, the manager is now talking to them. You know, and she's, I open the curtain back up and I go, you know what? Cause I want to bring the race card back, you know?

Cause I'm like, I still like, you're only doing this because of, you know. Ooh, ooh, I would be there. I would be there in the back, I'd be like, and I'm like, I still like, you're only doing this because of, you know. So then. Ooh, ooh, I would be there, I would be there in the back, I'd be like, yes. So then the manager's like, sir. He's like, sir, I, cause he can tell that these girls are crazy.

So then I leave, I'm thinking nothing of it. Of course the next day, I get an email. Nick, email. Now, I'm gonna read it so you can see how crazy this is. Don't mean to come off as aggressive or start a fight, so no need to reply or argue. But just FYI regarding what happened at Soho House at WeHo last Sunday, Asian girls get house membership too.

So immediately, she don't understand humor at all. She don't get it. So that already is like minus one for her. We didn't come with the black guy. She doesn't get it yet. Yeah, she don't get it. So that already is like minus one for her. We didn't come with the black guy. She wanted to make that clear. Just make that perfectly clear that we don't date black men. Okay, all right. And we weren't escorts.

They're good lovers. Well, no, that's, yeah, that's fucked up. We weren't escorts. So that tells me that that's what's going on at the Soho house. And like, this is like, she's on some shit that has nothing to do with what I'm saying. This is her own personal feelings.

It is. Basically what it means is, we aren't escorts anymore. No. That's basically what she's saying. It was fucked up. You said nothing about escorts. She goes, it was fucked up for you to assume that.

And then in parentheses, you totally know what you were insinuating. That is like no. Yeah, not even Remotely what I was talking about, you know, you get girls at the club. Yeah I'm talking about this black dude being a he's like, all right So as you can see you messed with the wrong person Oh no emails As you can see, you messed with the wrong person. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Oh no, emails. Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Someone needed to tell you this. If you think that's a joke, it was cheap and poor one and it wasn't funny. By the way, thanks for asking, but I usually go to the Laugh Factory comedy store. I enjoy stand-up comedy a lot.

Have countless, have seen countless of them. I think I might have seen you once at the Laugh Factory too, but what you said at Soho was just so lame. She didn't mention me. One more thing that night you said, I'm sorry you got offended. This is what I did say to this to her. I'm sorry you got offended was not an apology.

That's just passive aggressive. Yeah, you know. You're not trying to apologize. Apology? Woo hoo hoo! Woo hoo! Apology! Apology!

Apology! Apology! All right, one more thing that you said. Okay, you can try to turn this into another poor joke and tell it to public. Okay. Right now, thank you. But I don't think that's going to be well accepted.

Okay, like you think this email's been accepted? The audience generally doesn't appreciate something that's purely disrespectful with little humor. I disagree. If people are generally uncomfortable, that's not a joke. Okay, I followed up with this. I said, I'm glad you were able to get that off your chest. Yes.

Happy Thanksgiving. Bigger person. You know? Then she follows up with this email. I hope you live a less petty life and teach your son to be braver person who's not afraid to properly apologize. So, you know what I love about this?

My response, got her. Oh, what was it? My response to what I just said, I said. My response was that she was fuming. You should have just sent back, gotcha, shoo. No, you know what I wrote back? I wrote back, I said, I said, I, if you need the last word. Yeah, yeah, all right, right, right, I, if you need the last word.

Yeah, yeah, all right, right, right, right. I grant you the last word. Nice. And of course she hasn't responded, because that's how you get a cunt to shut the door. Yeah. I love it, dude, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it.

That's how you do it. You just, if some chick is going at you, you just go like this. I let you have the last word. Because now in their mind they're like, he doesn't tell me what I can do. And blah blah blah. He's getting the last word.

Oh yeah, fucking jokes on him. He told me to fuck off last. And I did. But I mean, it's just like, that's an example of like, you know, that person should never go to a comedy show. Because if you take, listen first of all, if you take people's words you can parse the, and turn them into whatever you want. But I in no way was implying that just escort was an escort. I'm sorry that like my powers of, it just was stupid.

Also dude, she was fucking for sure an escort, dude. Like, let's just, come on. To even bring that up? You do, oh, hey, oh, I wish I was on stage. Hey, you haven't fucked for money? It gets weird and shit, and I go, yeah, this is where we're going, no jokes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then you go, who paid for your membership? Exactly, exactly, exactly. In a way, oh, so in way, you did fuck for money. It was just stupid. Stupid. Yeah, we go to christenleah.com. It's going to be a Dock's Card and a bunch of stupid places. Fresno, Winnipeg, Regina, Atlanta, Savannah, New York.

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