The Golden Hour - Dos and Don’ts of Marriage | The Golden Hour #144 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: August 8, 2025

The boys talk Matt Rife buying the "Annabelle" house, Post Malone getting cursed after touching a cursed box at Zak Bagans' museum, are psychopaths possessed by evil spirits or is it just mental health, the odd phenomenon of Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston losing their singing ability later in life, Will Smith's England video with no one reacting and much more. Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastFitbod - Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at https://fitbod.me/GOLDENHOURQuince - Stick to the staples that last with elevated essentials from Quince. Go to http://quince.com/golden to get free shipping and 365-day returnsDrive Fast All Gas Giveaway - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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You're flying a plane Don't you look like this Every time? I don't understand Let's look like this He don't normally wear the He has to cool Oh

Oh Gotcha Yeah I've never really No without the headphones Oh really Without the headphones I look like a gay flight attendant

Oh yeah Well Now I look like I drive this bitch What is it about Flight Attendance that is gay It's so weird though That like gay guys that. Like, then when they get so high up, they're like, all right,

fuck guys now. I'll tell you this. I was in, uh, Salivation. I was coming home from Dallas. And like, you know, so they said, the, the guy announces, hey, we're going to be late. Uh, the flight attendant left their ID at that hotel and we have to wait for them. Oh, go. Oh, hell. No. Hey. Murder everyone. Dude, I. Oh, no, no, no, no. Are you, listen. I, I don't. Fire her. I almost missed my flight. I almost missed my next. Yeah, yeah.

But then then the guy comes walking. And everybody's looking at it like this. Like, what, what, what? Oh my God. I didn't understand it. I said, but get someone else. Yeah, crazy.

Hey, but back to Chris's point, what, what is it about really nurses and flight attendants if they're male? They just love cock. It's the care. I wonder why they're drawn to it. I don't know what it is.

But if you get above, you know, 20,000 feet, you have to take. 10,000. You have to take an escope. I think because it was an originally a job that, in the old and time that women did you know it was it was stewardess right you know which they got

rid of that oh so it's safe nurse like it's safe yeah and cheerleader right and now now now now the gay the gays which more power to them they're just like no but no no but here's a thing only cheerleader that person just comes off gay right uh well no flight at yes you know always tell when you have a gay flight attendant you have a gay flight attendant but it doesn't mean I think 100% of the time. Sure, yeah. You know, cheerleader is gay. Yeah.

I have to say, yeah. But not a flat. Oh, no, I think flight attendants batting like 95% gay. It's up there. But, but, but leaders higher. It's very rare. Cheerleaders higher, though. It's got to be.

It has to be. But yes. But also. But also. Damn's game. Dude, these guys got more makeup. Oh, with the male cheerleaders? Yeah.

Oh, that's different though. Them, them boys are one, one. one broken ankle away from going full trans. But with the flight attendants, it's always weird to me with the flight attendants when they're big people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, damn well, this ain't the gig for you.

Right. You're too big to be fit through the aisle. Yeah, be tiny, be tiny and gay. Be a little wispy. Yes, yes. Load around, dude, we're there. Be a little Casey. Is that what we're trying to say?

Casey's too thick. You know back in the day, they used to have weight, they used to have weight limits for flight attendants? They used to make them weigh in, like models? That makes sense. Dude, they were, where was I where somebody was telling me, it wasn't my flight, but somebody was telling me that they had to, they were like,

they needed to switch the seats because the weight was different on one side than it was the other side. The plane was too small. That kind of shit scares me. Yeah. When I'm on a plane and they go, hey, it has to be a private plane. I'm like, I'm like, hold on, this is a, yeah, you're telling me that that's a thing out there. Once you get the prop plane, the prop propeller, the prop. When you can see them on the outside, that's the difference goes.

But also, but also talk about fat shaming. If they came up to Eric like, hey, my man, you might go on the other side? You know, I'm the lightest guy here. You are looking skinny, though. You are looking skinny, Eric. You're not the lightest guy here. I am. Oh, no, I'm saying, but these guys don't count.

They're not real people. No. what do you wait chris what are you about a buck 40 in the morning 2 oh wow you're light you're at your lightest oh i love that yeah yeah i wait myself this morning and i was like yeah yeah go too but i'm i'm losing i'm losing i i was 210 i'm losing i was i was uh i guess i was i don't think i ever look you know what it's funny like when you're in when you're in bad shape but you're in the sneaky bad shape where you don't realize until you see an old picture of yourself and you're like, what the fuck?

Yeah. You know? Yeah. So, I'm down 12. Yeah, that's great. That's great. Yeah. The fasting's working.

I've been hitting the gym. I've been eating a little better. You know, it's easier when I, because now, I was home this weekend. So it's just easier to get into a routine, bro. I got to go to Miami next weekend. Shout out, Miami. It's going to sell out. Get your tickets now.

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Oh Eric Eric I don't Eric Eric your boy Matt Matt Rife bought that Haunted house The Annabelle house Yeah man Ain't that crazy

Well yeah Yeah dude that's what If I had his money I'd do the exact same shit I love that stuff Love it You know that love it bro you'd be fucking he'd be re uh what do you call them re what do you call them refurbishing

what what you refinancing house redoing uh like all the serial killer all the serial killers houses you know ha ha ha ha just be yeah he would redo the the dommer place yeah you'd build a house back on the plate we even where they demolished them they're like i got to build it i mean it's like you know it's a kind of a destination spot where is it i'm not sure where it is but i know that they uh so this is the thing about this and this is it's on the east coast this is cool and this is, you know, props to him for getting into other, you know, areas of business, you know. But this, I love that this is a business and also nothing is haunted, though. Yeah. That's the best part. That's just the best part. It's like a Bigfoot thing.

No, you got to look into it. You know, you don't know. You got to look into it, dude. Do you know the history of that house? Hey, who's asked me? I'm with you too. Who's asked me? I'm ready. Dude. Go hang out. Go hang out there. Go stay the night there. And let me. know how you come out alive yeah but how about this i don't want to because of how it's going to be so creaky and boring yeah yeah no and you're and terrifying yeah and you'll be able to know it's like oh the pipes are bad in this house yeah you know yeah oh shit no ghosts just the house settling that's even these people that you're the those people had those experiences it would go to people's houses ed and lorraine warn yeah and they would be like yeah you're right

your pipes so what is the story with this this is the all i know is this is the the conjuring house but it's the annabel doll i never annabel i will see this i've seen almost i've seen almost every horror movie the conjuring ones i saw the first two and i was like i hate this so i don't know really oh you're an idiot oh you're a fucking idiot fucking asshole bro real annabel doll looks like that i'm out yeah let me just give you a little history here let me give you a history that annabel doll, the guy who was on one of those go shows carried carried that doll right across the state lines. He died the next day. This is like two weeks ago. No. That happened? This is two weeks ago. Yeah, that happened. This is real. Post Malone when he went to Zach Baggins haunted mansion,

which is so cool. He went there. He has the most haunted artifact on the planet, they say. It's like, where it's so much money. And Post Malone was like, I want to touch it. And Zach's like, I don't recommend it. this is real chris okay they open it up he touches it his the next day motherfucker the next day his plane crashes he stayed alive his plane crashes post malone's plane crash the next day he goes to he goes he goes he goes on tour he fell through the flooring of his tour and then he got a car accident three weeks later dude he should have listened to billbo baggins billbo baggins who's the guy look at that look at that weird paranormal investigator who helped lead annabel doll tour pass his way hold on a second

Bilbo Baggins what's the guy he said back in Baggins who's Zach Baggins Back Baggins what's that ghost adventures I'm a love my motherfuckers I don't know Eric so um that's so here's the thing that I always think of

okay so yes that is very weird I understand why somebody would be like wait let's let's read about this it's very explain it Explain it. Here's how I explain it. Explain it. The world's been around for however long the world's been around.

Some stuff like this has to happen. It has to. Oh, coincidence. Coincidence. Coincidence post Malone touches the haunted stuff. Go ahead. Go ahead. At some point, it's not even coincidence because the world's been around for too long

that eventually somebody has to touch a doll cross state lines and die. it has to happen it so this is just the time that it happened how long has he been on this tour oh wow you know how long was he doing the tour was it the first day i don't know can did hear us or no that was that was that was the first time post malone's touch that scary artifact and his plane literally crashed the next day fell on stage and on tour and then got a car crash there has to be and you all want to think it's fake no i don't i don't know i don't think it's fake no i I don't, it's not that I think it's fake. It's that the world's been around too long.

You think it's a coincidence. Yeah. I know you keep saying that. It's driving me nuts. A musical artist that touches a doll, then gets in a plane crash, then gets in a car crash, then follows through stage. It has to happen. It has to happen.

As long as time it's going, that must have to be haunted, Chris, because they're haunted. There's an easier explanation, though, is this that time keeps going. Let's hear it. I just did. I just said it. It doesn't make sense, though. bud you're saying it has to happen at some point check check this out check this out there's too much of a coincidence somebody needs to slip and fall on a banana peel crack their head open and then a possum

walks up and pisses on their face that has to happen if as long as time keeps going it'll happen it's not because the possum's haunted it's not because your face is haunted it just happens yeah but if that happened right after you touched an evil artifact evil artifact exactly I'm not saying it's because of that. I am willing to accept that maybe go surreal. All I'm saying is possess me. If there's this.

No, you're not the guy for the job. You're not the guy for the job, man. You're not the guy for the job. No, but this is my thing. It's like, I don't understand why there isn't more, you know, it's the same thing like with the aliens and stuff like that. It's like, okay, well, you know,

Where is it? Aliens is a little harder to refute, but... I don't know. With AI videos and CGI now, you know what I mean? Um, you know, it's like, you notice like once we started to get cell phone cameras, how Bigfoot sightings and ghosts disappear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They just disappeared.

Yeah, yeah. And now all of a sudden we have like video where you could, you could type in a thing and go, uh, ship in the sky with blah, blah, blah, blah. And the AI makes it like look real. now you can't yeah that's what no they've had this shit right right right right they've had it they just not now it's just and you you guys you guys don't believe in curses either like certain families are cursed were like all six of their children died in mysterious ways you think that's just a coincidence all i'm saying is i don't know what it is but what you say it has to

happen i'm gonna freak out it's but it does though make something up it has to eventually happen or has happened that's so stupid that's so stupid that's so stupid It's really not. It is. It's so dumb. It's so boring. You know what I'm going to do? I don't normally do this.

I'm going to look at the comments and see what people think about this on this episode. Because I really don't think. Oh, no. Actually, you know what the last time we looked at the comments? They were fucking amazing. I was like, what's going on? Well, now they're not going to be. Right, right, right, right.

Because I'm going to look. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's because the comment section is cursed. I don't know, dude But I would like to get the Annabel doll on this show You know what we should Well, it's too expensive

But you know Matt Reif might give it to us But you know what we should do We're never going to do it It'd be a fun thing to do Go to Zach Baggins It's haunted museum in Vegas And walk out of there

And then tell me you're Tell me it's all just coincidence Go into the basement Where people were murdered And it's haunted And tell me you feel nothing Yeah, but dude, I don't Hey, I, I, I race

ran out of there. I sprinted out of his museum. There's a psychological effect of like knowing something bad happened in a place and that you're, you know, you're doing that to yourself. You can feel it. I'll go one further. You can feel the negative. You can feel the negative energy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. I'll go through further. I guarantee you this. If no one knows anything about that place. Yeah. If you said this. You're going to be creeped out. You'll be creeped out. And you and you brought 10 people in there and you didn't say anything about that this was haunted they'll be fine you said I disagree I disagree hey people were murdered here and stuff you're going to be in there like

I disagree I disagree I go three four I go three four ahead of here here here I don't want to be Chris is all forehead today I don't want to be I don't want to be uh in a basement where people were murdered period I don't even want to be in a basement dude put me level with the ground I don't I get that you know what I mean like okay old rickety house no thank you dude no thank you why rickety house why why Chris why is going to be shoddy the fucking stairs are going to make noise yeah every time you walk and the bathroom is going to the toilet's going to flush for 19 minutes oh you're boozy you're boozy you're too this you're too rich it's not even bougie at this point at this point it's 2025, you know, it's like, I don't, I'm a little bougie, but I'm saying

even in, like clean up, you know what I'm saying? You're not boozy just because you clean up. Put your shit away. No. It's going to have to scobble. It is. You just described it had nothing to do with cleaning out. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

I know. I had nothing. You cave too quick. No, no. But again, I still think that even if it was a place like this, this podcast studio, you know, then we find out that's haunted for sure you find you find out some stuff like it but you always talk about the comedy store is haunted it's not it's not oh super haunted oh yes it is but real quick I saw this thing in the window I was like okay no you didn't I never did I've been here fucking all

the time no no no it's just I don't I'm I'm with you on that but then you know then that you believe in do you believe in the god do you believe in the devil do you know sure sure and and and and even two thousand years ago even two thousand years ago is somebody had ghost. Everyone has ghost in all their history. So everyone just across the board agree that they've seen ghosts, which is whatever. Maybe you don't believe that. But then let me ask you this

Eric, Chris. So with like bad, like legit bad people, like serial killers. Not like terrorists. Those guys are, you know, crazy. Right, right, right. Legit serial killers. You think they're just what? When they say they're possessed, you think they're just

ah, their mom was mean to them? You don't believe in actual evil? No, I don't believe in evil. not the way you're saying you know oh you're a fucking oh you're a fucking idiot oh oh oh oh oh oh oh it's fucking idiot day oh it's fucking idiot day that's cool chin you should have told me chin you should have told me it's fucking idiot day you didn't tell him we had a we had a we had a company email guys it's idiot day i miss the memo that um be prepared with all your dumb shit uh uh i think i think that i think that look evil

whatever you want to say evil is okay i think that you know i don't i i personally i don't like it when there are like look i you know i watch all those shows about the serial killers and the evil lives here months i personally don't like it when they say uh the monster thing or evil because it's like it takes us away that's what they are but but this is but this happens to humans and when you it's like autism yeah when you exactly when you start using No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. The things that happen to people is like, that's just a thing that happens to people. And one of the things that happens to people is they have the desire to kill people. It's meant to, it's not dumb. You think that they're evil. I'm not saying

it'd be a form of evil when you can kill children and women have no, no conscious, no, you can just go to bed, be like, well, that's what I do. Yeah, that's awful. That would be nobody's arguing that's Those people deserve to be beheaded. They're psychopaths. Evil is something. But you guys are saying it's like autism. Well, no, no, no, no. We're not saying it's autism.

I'm saying it's similar. Like this is a condition that people have. Their brains are broken. Being a psychopath is a condition that people have. There's not some demon coming from hell possessing them. Yeah. That's basically what we're saying. So you think people are born that way?

You don't think they're like what's your explanation of him. I think it's both nature. nurture i think that yeah i think that if the evil that you're talking about is you know somebody lets the the bad thoughts and and shittiness overcome them then that then sure i believe that but that but i don't believe it's like some spirit or force or you know that's what i'm yeah that's all yeah but i mean look i'm not saying i'm not i am not saying oh let's give these serial killers a chance put them in therapy no kill them all right murder them but but but but but when you start talking about evil demon possess that that kind of thing i'm i'm not really you know and look can

it be true of course i don't know i don't know shit look there are words for things that never happen like telekinesis that's never happened ever right okay right right right right right right right right right right right exactly right right right no one has ever ever yeah ever move something with their mind right Right, but there's a word for it. But there's a word for it. Well, yeah, sure. Well, there's also a word for a higher being. It's called God.

Right. So are you both atheists? No, I'm not saying there's no God. I'm not saying there is God. I'm not saying there's no God. But you've never seen them. Right. But you, but no one can prove it.

Right. But nobody can prove that we're not in the simulation. Like, I have no idea. I don't know. Just because we're not, just because you can't prove something doesn't mean that it's real. And that's what faith is. Exactly. And, yeah, that's what faith is.

exactly yeah yeah right what we mean exactly yeah i know what do you mean exactly so but i'm saying so what i'm saying so what i'm saying if you have faith in god and there's a higher being the opposite of that would be what yeah the devil satan the darkness yeah right so there's some people who have faith in that dark being in that dark evilness the same way you two might have faith in the goodness but but i'm not but i'm not saying i believe in god or not believe in god and i'm not saying i i i don't there's no way that i mean i've even said it there's possible yeah but i just don't i don't know if i i think that calling people monsters and saying the evil overtook them it's it's it's shirking responsibility it's shirking blame dude

like cop out yeah i mean dude you can just be a fucking piece of shit and let your circumstances dictate what you do in life it's not fucking satan dude you're a piece of shit you know what i'm saying like that's what i think i think jeffrey domer yeah i think he had mental problems i think he's a fucking awful person get rid of them but just be like oh the evil took him over bro that's him fuck him yeah i don't know to me that's how it comes that's how it comes across and there's no monsters like it's just like there's a monster among us dude that's a human being being that is a piece of shit that fucking let their circumstances dictate yeah they didn't get help when they were very young their their their mother father beat the shit out of them and you know that does that

That's a myth. That's a myth. That's a myth. Jeffrey Dumber had a good, great parents. But it doesn't mean, but it doesn't mean that because your parents beat the shit, you're going to turn out to be a fucking piece of shit. Plenty of people overcome that. Jeffrey Dumber or whoever, it didn't happen to Jeffrey Dumber.

There are people that just, they let that win. Is that evil? I wouldn't say that's evil. If you would, then fine. I would say that that's just what happens to humans a lot. Evil is a big word. Yeah, even a big word. That's what I think.

You know, you're talking about the, the, you're talking about the cause. effect or or is it an adjective is it a verb like i fully i would like you're describing something as like this act is an evil act that's different than saying like you know evil as a noun that person's evil yeah i i i i my my whole thing is if if you know because a lot of people go that's a good person right like they do better karma you good things happen to good people on the other spectrum of that is the exact opposite. Sure, yes. Where there is evil shit in the world going on at all times.

If you put out energy, then, yeah, if you put out shitty energy. How can we never say like, how can we never say like when somebody's doing something good? How can we never say like an angel possessed them to be good? Yeah, that's good. They do. They do. They do.

People say that all the time. To give money to charity. How can we never say that? I've never heard, I've never heard. They want to. They want the credit. But I've never heard anyone say that. Because they want the credit for themselves.

They don't want the credit when they murder people. They say it's a God. No, they'll say it all the time. Oh, it's a act of God. You hear that all the time. How about that when they're like, oh, dude, got a Netflix special. Look at God. Fucking fuck you, dude.

That was your agent. I mean, how busy. I mean, I mean, if that's, that was just be a really tough job. Yeah, God. God. You know what I mean? You're just like, oh, God, another bless you. I got a delegate.

another you know what I mean another I don't know I just I saw this gotta be like I'm gonna have to let that car crash happen I can't my hands are tied all right kids let's take a little break from chatting with the boys out there in north Hollywood at the golden hour headquarters this one's for Eric my man is looking fit he's dropped at least 15 pounds I said what's your secret big dog he said well listen man I was a little bored with my workout, my workout routine, I hit a plateau, I'm kind of new to fitness, what should I do? I said, bud, you need to check out FitBot. It set you up with a custom workout plan tailored to your fitness goals, man. We got you, dude.

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at that free for seven days at FitBOD.me slash golden hour. That's F-I-T-B-O-D dot me slash golden hour. But yeah, I don't know. Look, I think we're kind of talking about the same thing. I just don't know if I'm believing it's some ultimate force in the world that is going to exist no matter what I would call it human nature okay let me ask you this if okay so

if you believe in evil spirits and the kind of stuff it's like you know so what's stopping them yeah because it's like if they're so bad and they want to do this

why is it only in why is it never in plain sight like you know why aren't they trying to take over the president why isn't there why isn't Trump Kamala

and Balesabub on the ticket why isn't Dude, he would win. Are you kidding me? Beals above on the ticket. Are you kidding me? He would just be like, I wouldn't be spending.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you guys think the politicians have, hold on, hold on. Do you think politicians haven't done evil shit? Oh, yeah, well, yes. You think doing something evil is different than, than what we're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's make sure we're talking about that to be specific. I think politicians, here's what I think.

What's your definition of evil? Well, that's what we're talking about. That would help this out. Yeah, I know. But this is what, but no. It will help you out? Yeah. We're on the same page.

Here's what I think. Here's what I think. You're the one that needs to get on this page. Here's what I think. We know what you're saying. No. No. You think ghosts are real.

And devils take over serial killers. That's what we're, we know where you're at. No. No, no. I'm not saying, but I'm saying as much as people believe in Jesus and God. Yeah. On the same, there's good.

There's always, it always evens out. Sure. So all this religion, which most people are religious in the world, if all this religion, the higher being, there has to be something down there. Right. So if you're going to believe up there, you have to believe down there. Well, that's fine. I don't.

There's actual evil people. I'm not, I don't know. Look, I don't really know if I believe if there's up there, then there's down there. Whatever. It has to be. But, well, but all, but I'm not even saying there's up there or down there. I'm just saying for I was going to say something now I forget what the hell it is great I'm pissed I was going to say something I forgot I'm pissed god damn it dude god damn it was it was good and my mom would be like that it's not important if you forgot it

and that's not true when mom say that you can forget important shit all the time what's my pin I forget my pin everywhere to fucking every login That's important. Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous that we have to have so many passwords. It's absolutely insane at this point. Man, you know what I'm grateful? You know what I'm grateful for that even when I forget, even though I'm not saying I know either. I'm not saying I know either because people say good things happen to good people.

And then some of the best people I know, they just never got their break. Yeah. It just, things just never came about. Right. So I don't know if I believe in that either. I don't know.

That's just a saying people want to say. you know you want to say good things having to good people but i think karma it's called karma the good yeah and then karma is another thing does it exist in a way i suppose it does i mean the more positive you put that out there in the world the more positive the world is even by little increase there you go so you but that's not but then the opposite of that isn't uh demons are possessing us yes it is evil no but the opposite is if you put negative energy and evil energy that's what you're going to attract that's what you're going to do evil at Same way if you do good acts.

I guess somebody in the comments to explain it better than I'm explaining it, please. Yeah. What you're saying is, yeah, so what you're saying is if somebody is a super, is a super heterosexual, then there has to be

the gayest depravity somewhere on the planet. Some dude just fucking never, he never stops taking it in the ass and taking it in the mouth at the time. He's doing a spit road. 100%. And yeah, I understand. There's a mother Teresa and then there's the opposite of Mother Teresa, whatever that is.

Yeah, which would be, you know, single mother, single, no, single, single, single, it would be a whore. It would be a whore that's at White Lotus. The only fans girl. Not the show, the club in 2006 in Hollywood. What? Yeah, it would, yeah. I mean, dude, people think only fans is, is, is, you know, moral depravity and the evilness of, you know, know they think only fans is Satan taken over so it's so so so where's it's not i don't think that's

satan that's that's corruption well it's it's it just depends what your definition of evil so you're so you're a little bit further off on there's like 14 million women on only fans and the average money they make and only 50 300 well yeah but it's it's right evil exists yeah so this is crazy right here like this is if this is true which I saw this headline because I I know they they bullshit this kind of stuff all the time she posted her receipts we're beyond those days you that doesn't mean anything you're right facts you know on AI right fair point fair point so so so so so this is a million dollars she made in a few hours right and uh this is from subscribers subscribers that or waiting for her, I guess.

Her content was captured 12.01 a.m. on her 18th birthday on August 8th, she's a 5.8 main service. There was a screenshot of her income. So this, these, so, so, so when, but my old question is, when did she make the content? Yeah.

It better have been after. She said it was all filmed at 1201 on 18th birthday. He's fucking, fucking, no, no, no, but wait, but wait, but wait, but wait, but this is a different thing because, okay, this is a different thing. Fucking loser. This isn't the same as like a girl

off the street is deciding like hey she's some hot girl on the street is like oh I'm going to start an only fan it's not going to happen like this no she has 5 million followers this is already an influencer of course yeah and then and then as an influencer she said

you know what now I'm going to go into the rated R section and the people were waiting for it okay that this is completely different and also also she got 5,000 from subscriptions right and then she got messages pay additional for right so that's

500 let's say it's a dollar so 500,000 people out of her 5.5 million subscribers right that's not that crazy that actually is a high percentage and then also it's not it's probably less than a dollar but yeah I mean I wouldn't know but no but my point I was just making is like I think it like we don't we obviously don't really value this as the way we think I mean this is like a small percentage of the women and make all this kind of money but the fact that 14 million of our like aesthetically pleasing women in our country 14. million of them are making an average of $2,300 to do sex, this kind of stuff. I mean, man, to be, value it or not.

But this is, well, but yeah, no, I hear what you're saying, but this is, this is crazy, bro. It's an issue. It's an issue. But the same thing with this, but it's, it's no different like with the UFC, right? Like, people think, oh, they're all millionaires and they make hundreds of millions of dollars because Connor McGregor, it's like, he's the one percent. Right, right, right. The rest of them aren't making shit.

Right, right, right. So that's the same thing as OnlyFans. We see her, we see that Catch Me Outside girl. Yeah. And I go, OnlyFans, everyone's a millionaire. It's like, no, less than 1% are. Right, right. Yeah, it's crazy.

God damn, I'm dropping facts today. Well, I mean, that's terribly obvious. But the other one you were just wrong about, so I don't understand. I feel good about it. Okay, no, that's good. And honestly, I love you for that. And I appreciate you and I don't want you to change. Dommer felt good, too, every time he ate a hit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe you got some evil in you. you brought back so um no no no no you're a good guy so so the so this one million i mean dude let's look at comment i love that comment so hold on a million worth of people who need their hard drives check i mean yeah for real bro that's that's that's that's to say you remember what she came from do you remember what she came from remember she was a little girl that wrapped about money right right right right right there's a lot of creeps that waited for her

her to turn 18 for only fans oh for sure uh yeah well i mean did by the way was she saying she was going to do it of course i'm sure well then dude then then then i'm sure she it then then then then then this is all fucked up yeah it's a said that's grooming bro to be on the to be oh this is reverse groomed yeah exactly no but because here's the thing i'm gonna be 18 soon but here's the thing but here's the thing the men the men waiting for this that that's a problem too it's like and and look there needs to be an there needs to be an uh an uh an in age okay so what's the age so what's the age if it's if this is if this is fucked up and we decide as a society that this is fucked up then just make the age higher well you know wait wait but here's the thing though it's not about what her

age is it's about the age of people interacting with yes yes yes yes yes so so it's not about like Let's raise the age of consent to 32, you know what I mean? But it is, though, because, because, for instance, like, you know, if some girl, certain states, like, if a girl is 16, you know, the, like, it's not, there's no state that you could be 50 and go be with a 16-year-old. There's no state that the laws are like, you have to be between 18 and 24. Right. Okay. I mean, it's very complicated stuff, you know what I mean? So what I'm saying is like that's.

But you could be 20 and date a 60 year old. Right. But that's what I'm saying that. That's the age they change. But I'm saying. Change that age. Yes. But that's what I'm saying.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that not what we're saying? No, no, no. No. Because I, if you're talking about like, only fans, you're talking about like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's like, well, yeah, yeah.

What are we talking about? I mean, if that's the age, if we're saying 18 is an adult, they can make choices and decisions, she did that. So it's like, is she, is she the problem? No, because she was like, no, well, but she was a kid a day ago. I know, but it's like... Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I understand, but there's always... She set this up, you know what I mean?

Like, even with her 5 million followers, and if you, if we look back at her content, I'm sure she was sexualizing herself from a young, you know, like, I'm just saying like, how you dress. But I'm saying, but it's not... You know what I mean? Like, you know, like, you know, and it's not... But it's not... Her story's weird, her story, sorry, Chris, her story is weird because they thought she was dead. there's like a legit thing where everyone thought she was dead and missing for like weeks I remember that yeah it's fucking weird but it's just it's like don't it fake but but then it but then it yeah I think it was fake but there was also there's also that whole argument it got me it got me

I think it had a whole bunch of do with evil but there was a uh you were thinking about it you're like how she's missing there has to be but but but that but that opens to that that opens up the door to you know look this is the side of only fans where you'd be like okay this may be more morally questionable right so then where's that line some people just think it's morally questionable to be on only fans period right right so so so and that and and and look whether it is or it isn't you know look jeff die has that thing where he's like a lot of people are pro sex workers but not pro sex customers you know that joke is hilarious and he but he's he's right like you know it's like is what what's the consensus

societally and then obviously with the law and then how do you how do you make sure that that's good and that's police because it need we need to we need to go overboard on it we need to say okay what's the we need to pick a higher age I think well I mean I mean but you can't say look if you can fight for your country at 18

then you can fucking have your titties on the internet or you're dead. Fine. Fine. Fine. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Like, there's good and bad to being like, I'm an adult. Yeah. So it's like freedom of speech. I have freedom of speech. That means I can be like four to KKK or I can be for whatever. That's freedom of speech. Thank you. Clip that. I want to use that. You know, so good. There's good and bad that comes with that. And this is the, this is some bad that comes with it. But we have to be okay with it. I'll tell, I'll tell you why this is good. Especially we all have young kids here. All this is good because right now the internet, so, media is the Wild West and kids are making money and showing their tits and there's a lot of

creepy shit out there in 10 years there's gonna be regulations yeah you're right thank god you don't have a 16 year old girl right now yeah in 10 years we're like holy shit yeah there's more massures there's more mental health issues yeah yeah remember when it was just when you could just when you could just you were 18 you could post whatever you want all that's going to go away yeah by the time we have our kids are old enough to deal with it there's me regulations that prevent some of the shit. Maybe, but wait, hold on, guys. Maybe the only fans

guarantee it. You only, like, you can't just go to OnlyFans and see things. You have to pay. Right. So, I mean, it's, it's already regulated that way. Just like my two pays on PlayStation. Yeah, but X, Twitter, you can go tweet you, I can tweet my fucking butthole right now. But that's crazy. I don't want me to do it? Yep.

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But you know what? You see these, like, people like, you hear these stories like Brooke Shields, you know. She's telling the stories of when she was like 13, 14 years old and how like, you know, what was going on. Yeah. You know, and these, and models and stuff too, man, you know, you go, oh, man, this is terrible, you know, how they, we sexualize young women at a certain age. But then now you have like Instagram and that kind of stuff and they're sexualizing themselves. Yeah. Well, it's a, you know what I mean?

It feeds on itself. The wagon of circle The wagon of circle It's just new So eventually people are like Whoa this is so bad for women and kids It's in circle back around By the time our kids are old enough

Hopefully I just can't wait till handmade's tail Till we're all in handmade's tail And everyone's covered up And you have to And you have to fuck like this With just a little hole in her Yeah

And you're watching the fucking news The internet Like you say though The internet is bananas I mean they changed I remember Remember the Yahoo chat rooms and they got rid of all that.

Oh. You know, they got rid of that. And then they, you know, oh, there's no chat rooms anymore. They're all gone. Oh, really? Yeah. There's no really more chat rooms like or just, you know, they know, they all that shit's gone.

Are there really? They got crazy. Oh, wow. I guess so, huh? I mean, I guess I wouldn't know. Yeah, but this is where we're going back to. Nick keeps showing this. I know.

It is interesting, though. I just want to see how you guys are doing in your marriages for the dues and don'ts from 1913. This will be good for the Patreon later. What I don't understand is what I, here, I will say this. I read this and it's interesting how I thought it would be

way more The number one is crazy Yeah, I thought it would be way more misogynist You're looking at the wrong one No no no but look at the one for wives It's super massacized No no no no no read all of them though Because by the 50s it was way more misogynistic

And I didn't know that Don't let him have to search the house for you After his day's work listen for his latch key and meet him on the threshold. See, there, I don't see anything wrong with that. I even give my wife a, sweetie, I'm home. And by the way, I have a touch pad, but I have keys. I'll raise you.

My wife should be tracking me on her phone. There you go, because you know she is. And be at the door. She should not have to use the keys or the pad. Yeah, yeah. It should be like, as I'm walking up, I don't do you have to stop. Door open and I just walk by. Thank you.

Yeah, yeah. Yep And I grab a drink And a cigarette And a band And hire a band Undressed, meet me in my chamber Yeah

Chambers Yeah, I want chambers No, she runs as I'm getting my drink And I think she runs ahead of me All right the next one Don't say I told you so to your husband How you ever much you feel tempted to I agree with that

But don't say I told you so to anybody That's so fucking annoying Don't be discontented And think your husband not manly because he happens to be short and thin and very not strong and not very strong

manliness is not a purely a physical quality I love that that's hilarious little ass bitches fucking coming up

with that shit I didn't say it okay but that's okay all right don't let your husband wear a violet tie with grass green socks

oh she's like the Joker what they're saying what they're saying is don't make make sure that he matches if he's colored black yeah okay

but in general too don't omit to pay your husband a compliment If he looks nice dress for the opera. Let's update this, okay? If your husband looks good for the fucking Zach Bryant show, just let him know.

Bet. If he has been successful with his chickens. Does that mean masturbating? I don't know. Oh, I'm so successful with my chickens. Or his garden compliment him. Okay. If he's been successful with his call of duty or his,

online betting. Yes, online betting, Nick says. That's hilarious. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. That's Nick's. Uh, when, if your husband looks nice for, for the Chris Delia show, okay.

Uh, for husbands, don't talk down to your wife. I'm out. Don't say your wife. So what else you got, Nick? By the way, I go to Atlanta. I go to Atlanta punch on every year. I'm gone by eight years in a row. Yeah.

This guy shows up all the time. Uh-huh. I forgot to take a picture every year he has on something from one of your merch front row I love it hell yeah bro

the cult's out there really doing it man don't increase the work of the house by leaving all your things lying about in different places hold on which one is this one this is fucking five down I'm out I'm out because I do that all the time is the one that Chris

said like that's not misogynist she has just as much as intelligence as your colleague at the office she lacks only opportunity talk to her of anything you would talk of to a man and you will be surprised how she expands. Yeah, that surprised me for 1913 or whatever the fuck it was because in the 50s it was like

bitches shut up. Yeah, get back in the kitchen. But they said dames. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, I wonder who wrote this. I wonder who wrote this. Some skinny ass guy. Show your ankles and shut the fuck up.

I want to come. So. that was 1952 yeah yeah 1952 was yeah was uh

I'm curious as to where this came from who wrote this uh so for husbands don't talk okay so the second one

don't say but don't the husband in the picture looks super gay yeah well that's the thing look at a fucking swimsuit

what a piece of he wrote it yeah yeah look at what she's wearing too Jesus Christ well that's a bikini back then

yeah he can't he's almost jizzing imagine imagine you have to swim with a coat on this is so heavy you gotta get your

yeah honey we're going to the beach get my swim coat that's back when it really was a suit you know what I mean because they call it a suit yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah get your jewels on

we're going swimming wait she drowned all right okay here's another one don't say your wife waste time in reading even if she only reads fiction that's pretty misogyn

that's hilarious just the way they put it don't sneer even if she reads bullshit. Don't sneer at your wife's cookery or bridge playing or singing or indeed anything else she does. Well, okay, so it's basically sexist

until the last part. Anything else she does. Just lead with that. Don't increase the work of the house by leaving all your things lying about different places if you're not. I'm out. I'm out. This where last. I understand this is I come and I drop everything. This is also sexist though because that's assuming your wife is the one who picks things up, which

I'm not saying she shouldn't be. Of course she is. Right. I understand. Yeah. In certain marriages, yes. But this is not at blanket what wives should be doing unless you have that understanding, which is totally okay. And it's fucking awesome. Don't try to regulate every detail. Chris is walking a fine line there, dude.

No, I'm just saying. If that's what you want to do, if she's open to it, shut up. No, but I'm saying women can work and do shit. but like you know don't be all like with me hey you want to be a boss bitch great but don't be all like my wife don't be don't be all mine i'm saying women can do whatever they want to but don't be in my house so um so don't try to regulate every detail of your wife's life even a wife is an individual and must be a lot this is hilarious don't keep all your joke

this is great don't keep all your jokes for your male friends let your wife share them oh okay you know what then hey how about this wipe those tears up dude I didn't mean it it's a joke yeah that one is that one's crazy then you know what that one is crazy and then on the four the wives

put shut up about the fucking tone then yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that one's crazy that one's crazy sure yeah that's that's where you guys You know what's so stupid about that is? Yep. You talk differently to different people. Not me.

Hell yeah, I fucking... I'm quick with it, bro. It's quick, it's simple, and it's quick. And it's, you know, it's not about biting off more than I can chew in and chewing it. It's about fucking just being simple, taking nice little bites for my whole career until people realize he's undeniable. Yes! I bite off just as much as I can, and then I chew it. don't get indigestion.

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crash or a fucking dick in a pussy for to be looked at. I disagree with your first point. He started rapping when he was 18. He can continue to rap for as long as he wants. There should be no age limit. There isn't, but you know what I'm talking about though. You got it. You got it. Because you're going to be that

60 year old comic being like, hey guys, how are you doing? I know, but I'm not going to be like, who. I know, but I'm not going to be. I please, I pray for that. But I'm not going to But they're not going to be, take me out of my misery. But they're not going to be, but they're not going to, but I'm not going to be on stage talking about the same shit. That's, you know what? Had the same thought at the same time.

If you're 65 being like, you know when bitches. Yeah, it's like, dude, what? You can talk about, like, it's like when, it's like when comics don't have kids and then it's fine. That's fine. But then talk about issues. Talk about, you know what I mean? It's just weird to get up there and be 60 and talk. about the dating game or i mean i guess you could talk about dating but you talking about dating

is okay but not in a certain way though if you're in a weird marriage you're in a gallon talks about animals i'm saying you're in a public weird marriage those are real issues you're in a public weird marriage okay and then your your song that comes out is i like pretty girls right it's very weird it's very it's it's it's tone deaf it's it's very weird. If he was single, like if he had divorced her, he slaps Chris Rock and realizes,

oh, this bitch got me crazy. Right. They have a public divorce. And now he's out here now, like, you know what, I'm back,

y'all? And you see him. Yeah, he's like, it's like, you know, the news, Will Smith's seen with

32-year-old, such and such. Yeah. You know what I mean? Then he's like, this is the bounce back. Yeah. You go,

yeah, it is. Will? But you still marry. You can't be. This is not the bounce back. And then you just go home to your fuck you know what I mean

where you been you know I kind of do think that that's weird even on a smaller level like if you're like a singer you're a singer you're married you're married you're publicly married and then you have songs about

like guys cheating on you and you know you know how the guy acted and you're talking about Taylor Swift you're like is this your husband you're talking about right can you talk about happy shit now does it have to be always be this negative

yeah Taylor Swift man but that's what you know what's weird is since uh will slapped chris rock we haven't heard from jada smith at all she did one thing recently like that red table talk stop yeah i haven't seen her at all yeah she used to be everywhere yeah true well she tried to be everywhere because she came out with something else a book right right and that and it got lamb based you know it was like they were like this is ridiculous and then i think she was like oh maybe i should and maybe he finally put his foot down like yo yo yeah he's just crazy that's enough well there's that real one video where they're like arguing in the the kitchen and he's like I told you don't film

oh yeah yeah like that's the one where you go oh oh this is a yeah super cringy yeah that's the cringy super cringy yeah when they were doing red table talk and she was talking about like sucking Tupac off and he's there he's like what the fuck oh you're like that That was my true love. Oh, you did. Damn, bitch. Did we find out this was AI? Who knows?

So this was the thing? You know, Astaire Perel is coming to the table. She's going to be at the red table. Would you say she has been instrumental in you and I redefining our relationship? I would say, don't just start filming me without asking me. Oh, my goodness. If you could film it. A stare, come help us again, please.

I'm still dealing with foolishness. Don't, no, no, she, yeah, because she, don't just. would you say he knows it's funny he's so uncomfortable my social media presence is my bread and butter okay so you can't just use me for social

well now he's serious and not he's been serious what you're talking about I'm standing in my house yeah he's serious from the jump yeah from the jump right please read the room Chris yeah what are you talking about I give people the benefit of the doubt no dude no I feel this come on figure it out

I feel the evil in this This is a possession. I think she possessed. No, no, that's that that bullshit right there. Like, I don't. Well, yeah. Listen, I don't need to know nothing about their relationship. Who knows if it's good or bad and they have their moments?

That right there. No, yeah, yeah. No, that's not okay. Yeah, it's not okay. I just feel that of being like, this isn't good. Yeah. And then you start thinking about like, you can see that and be like this. That's the, that's the cipher for like, all right, so I bet you when they go shopping, this

happens. Like you can probably now dictate every Every interaction they have You know what's going to happen Oh, I bet this happened there Don't film your husband without consent His social media is his bread and butter Rule 6

Yeah, yep, there you go Wait, that's Rule 6 What's 5, 4? What's Rule 1 on that? 10 to your chickens Uh, yeah I don't know, you know what I just feel like Yeah, no that was fucking

But anyway, getting back to it, it's just that you know, that's who he is. He don't like pretty girls. Right. Right, right, right. You know what I mean? That guy doesn't like pretty girls. If he came out with a song called I wish my wife would stop recording me, that would go crazy, dude.

Yeah. Stop record. Don't hit that red button. It's hot. I'm okay with live photos at most. That'd be the name of the thing. Red button would be the name of that song Live photos at most

That'd be the name of the album Yeah Red button Maybe your boomer rang Absolutely not If you record me though You know what I kind of feel like

Will Smith I wouldn't mind watching his rap I like his rap I think I don't I think he's the kind of guy That after this stuff that happened Pretty Girls comes out He sees all the comments

Uh you know That thing happened in London I think he's the type That probably had a meeting Oh yeah Hey guys Okay that what are we gonna do Yeah.

And that's why you kind of haven't, it's been kind of silent for a little while. Since like even that one rap came out where he was like kind of implying the Chris Rock thing. It's like, I wonder if they're going to be like, this isn't, this isn't the move. Let's, that's, let's, let's read. They're going to be like, we need to come out with a slave movie again. They're going to make him play, they're going to make a play a slave movie. You know, you know, you know who, he had a whole team for his, he had a whole squad for his Instagram when he came on the scene.

You know who used to write for him was Derek posting in Asanamad. there was like a whole crew and they'd come up with ideas and all sorts of shit but that was very smart to me i i felt like he's looked at the landscape of entertainment he saw that you know what my movies aren't i'm not number one anymore all the time so i have to like make different choices and i got to move into this new lane he got a team and he did it he got millions of followers yeah but it fucked you know what i mean yeah but it fucked it up for the rest of us. It fucked it up because he had like a fucking $100,000 production

team. He's on top of the Empire State building. It's like, all right, I guess I'll post this selfie with my fucking kid. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know. Right. Yeah, no, that is true. But no, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? So now we'll see what happened with the neck. If there's going to be another

song. He took it to another level. Well, yeah, he took it to another level. It costs like $20,000. Have you heard that new Mariah Carey Bangor? What? No, is it a slapper? Is it a summer slapper? She's very old school. But is she

rapping age appropriately or? No, no, no, of course not. Nothing's age appropriately. Well, then it's fucking bullshit. She might as well be gone. Is she still thick?

No, but she's a great, she's still a great singer. Yeah, true. But I just like the beat. But it's like she's a sample from, have you, is she still thick as oatmeal? Bro.

Mariah Carey is disgusting, okay? Just can we just, can we just fucking as a nation? Just say, hey, Mariah Carey is just, she's just, can we just stop, dude? I'm so tired. She's too hot, dude. She's still bad. Stop.

She is. You can just be, you can just be old and it's okay. Is you look all right right there? Chris, wait, wait, wait, she's putting out. That's Brendan Stee's right there, Brendan. Don't act like you. That's a painting. That's a painting, bro.

And Chris have the same forehead. Her and Chris have the exact same forehead. Fucking photo. Dude, I saw this Photoshop woman. It was unreal. And I found out she was in her late 40s. And I'm like, she's 20. She lives 22.

Bro. Stop. Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Bring up Mariah Carey singing her Christmas song when there's no backup singers. It is so bad. But she lost her vocals.

It's so bad. It's okay to get older, bro. When people are like, oh, you look bad, it's like, dude, I'm lucky, I'm here. Imagine if you're a comic and you lose your voice. You know, you can't help us, oh, so you don't like, sold a chicken. You know, you're like, oh, that sucks. That's a great album, though. You know, dude.

That's a, she was singing on that album. Yeah, she's so talented, right? She's so talented. She was so hot when she was younger. So hot, even with the Christelia forehead. She was so hot. You just admitted it when she was younger. But in the end, Whitney Houston, she lost her voice back.

Well, she did fucking crack, bro. No, no, I get it, but she was still going on tour, man. Crack's good for you, according to Hunter Biden. And she was making excuses. She was like, dude, I remember Whitney Houston did an HBO concert, okay? You can't even find it anymore. Because they did it live or, right? And she was drunk.

Because she was talking between every song, it was like this long. And I was like, is she drunk? And another thing is, it was like that. Someone died. And then the next, the next. The next time you saw it, it was different. Right, right, right, right. You know?

Right, right, right. Edited, yep. Yeah, it's a wild, I don't know, man. I just... But like, have you heard Lionel Richie lately? Like, he clearly lost the vocals, but he has backup singers, so it still slaps. He just adds what he can to it now.

But somebody else is singing. I saw Smokey Robinson at the Hollywood Bowl, and I thought the same thing. But I was like, damn, this dudes are... They just never stop. It is. No. I guess why would you?

I don't know. If you're 80 and they go, hey, they'll get, you'll make 40 million if you go on this tour. You're going to be like, I guess. Fuck. Okay. Let me get my shit together. The Rolling Stones, like, how old are the Rolling Stones? They got to be in their late 70s.

Shit. Shit, Ozzy Osbourne performed two weeks before he died. Crazy. How old was he? 76. Wow. 70 something? Seventy.

yeah. Hulkster was 71. Yeah. Hulk died of complications to surgery and he was traveling. He shouldn't have been traveling. Oh, really? I didn't know that. He had like a stint put in his heart so he was all inflamed and they're like, don't travel. And he did. He wanted to go promote something. Oh, come on, man. Well, that's dead. That's that macho. You know what I mean? That sucks. It's like not drinking water, right? The guy's got six fingers. This football player? Oh, that's cheating. Can't sign him.

That's AI. That's AI. But he'll catch better. That might be AI. But is that real? Does he really, though? Because if he really has six fingers, that's cheating and I'm not a Pantus fan. There you go.

Oh, and is he a wide receiver? Whoa. Is he a wide receiver? No. All right. Well, then that's a little bit. He looks like a linebacker. Look, he's jealous.

Eric's jealous. Yeah. You can jack off and have your pinky up. Bro, you know how classy you can be. Oh. Yeah. Still get full grip But drinking the tea

And having three fingers up Bro So classy That's the classiest motherfucker there is Ooh That shit's crazy That is wild Oh wait

I wonder like Hey dude If I had six fingers Cut one on a date At what point Do you even mention the fingers Well bro You just let them see

What do you keep your hands in your pockets Off the jump You get your phone out And you like It looks like that Off the jump You know You wave at

better at the end you go like this oh it was so beautiful she's like I had such a great time and he goes like this yeah and waves and she goes oh and you go you can have all five fingers on the titty and then one he said titty I'll be on Miami 14th I'm coming to New York Miami's almost sold out get the tickets Houston Salt Lake City boys and then if you want to go see Eric, go to Chris Leia.com and get tickets for me. I'll be at the stand in New York City, August 14th, just me.

And then I'm going to D.C. to Club 808. My buddy Martin Amini owns a club. Funny dude, but it's a little small, intimate club in D.C. So come check me out there. I'll be there Friday. It's to add a 15th and 16th. Okay.

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