The Golden Hour - Down The Rabbit Hole | The Golden Hour #42 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

The guys talk Erik's recent performance with Matt Rife, Chris' fascination with Sandra Bullock, old school Superman, bad celebrity Tweets, an apology from the viral crazy plane woman, a crazy story about Chris' brother on a plane, Brendan's ever growing tin foil hat theories and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Cause I can show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour Now I realize we need a place. We need like an OnlyFans. You're just realizing this? For comics. We need something like that. It is fucked up. Yeah.

Cause it's like... But the thing about it is it has to be a place that like – It is crazy. You're going to have to allow some extremes, right? I know. You have to, yeah. It's going to be haters. I know. But I think it's important.

Yeah. It's important. Well, yeah. You know what it is with the thing with YouTube? I talked to somebody who balls deep in this game with YouTube. It's not even YouTube. So it's not like there's a committee at YouTube who's like, well, he said the F word or he said this or he said the T word

or whatever it is. They're not doing that. It's the advertisers. The advertisers don't want to be associated with it. Of course, of course. So they're the one. That's why it gets flat. Yeah.

It's just about the money they're making. Yeah. It's not YouTube. It's the advertisers. It would need to be subscription based That's never going to be as big as YouTube Which is fine But if there was like a premium

Comedy network That you could pay for They've tried it though What did they try? Well I mean they've done Well you can pay for premium stuff I guess I don't know if it's specifically comedy If they've done – well, you can pay for premium stuff. I mean, I guess I don't know if it's specifically comedy, if they've done it for specifically comedy.

But, I mean, don't they have a paid prescription for, like, comedy channels? Like, I mean, can't you pay – I guess you can't pay monthly for, like, Comedy Central and shit, right? No, and then it would still be on – it would be a kind of thing – well, I don't know. I mean, I just – it would have to be something that's very patreon-y type thing but it has to be like it has to be like like universal so it can't be eight comedy subscription services no no i know right yeah right one spot yeah one stop shop it would have to be i haven't heard about i mean i know you can go premium on certain things and like on patreon we could say whatever we want there's youtube red for a while right is that is that the No, because they had – that was like – but they were doing shows that – Yeah. Are they not doing that anymore?

No, no. They went to YouTube TV. Yeah, it just didn't work. It would have to be a thing. I mean, I don't know. Maybe the pendulum will swing to where it doesn't matter. Like some company will be like, look look we're going to let people say what they want to say and the advertisers that want to come on board good but there's no way

that's going to happen in the next few months you know it's just like no one's going to be able to compete with youtube it's just too big of a machine yeah it was the first one that yeah rumble's getting bigger and you can kind of fire away on there well listen i fought for a long time i didn't appreciate that whole taking our verification away on twitter i didn't like that i thought that was a huge mistake but i do like that service so i got it so so i could put verification so i could put longer videos on yes oh is that what it is yeah yeah yeah oh well that's an hour long video that's good yeah that's so i'm like i'm because i'm like you need it yeah but i'm saying it's like comedy it's such a subjective thing that if instagram is going to be like, well, we think this, and they're calling it hate speech.

Yeah, I mean, I saw it. What was the bit? It's completely a benign bit. And it's just the fact that he says, bitch, are you serious? Like he's calling a woman, technically he's calling a woman a bitch. And what happened. Weird that got flagged. Well, no, what happened was I think is that somebody saw it. They don't like you. And they're like, oh, this is hate speech to bitch. And what happened... Weird that got flagged. Well, no. What happened was, I think,

is that somebody saw it, they don't like you, and they're like, oh, this is hate speech to women. And they flagged it. And they flagged it. And enough people flag it, and then Instagram goes,

well, we're going to have to look at this and we're going to take it down. Well, that's what I'm saying. There needs to... There has to be... That's what I mean. There has to be a spot where it's okay for people to not like your comedy.

Yeah. And it doesn't get taken down. That's what I'm really about. It's really about the fact that it just has to be a space where you go, they're letting that guy do that joke. They can't do anything about it.

Then, honestly, if it's comedy, then you can't say hate speech is even something. I agree. Do you know what I'm saying? There's going to be people dropping the N-word. Comics do, though. No, no, no. I know what I'm saying? So there's going to be people dropping the N-word. Well, no, but I'm saying they're happy. Comics do, though. No, no, no. I know.

Not white comics. I'm just saying. I think there still are some, like, I think there still are some, like, some limits. I mean, I don't. Yeah. I know what you mean, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't have to be okay with it.

I don't know what the answer is. And also, when you select, let's say you're verified, it's like comic, you should have some pretty far leeway. Where they're like, it's a comic. Except for then people will just click that and be like. No, you have to be able to verify it. That's what I'm saying. Like on Instagram, it should be verified.

How do you verify it? Do you have, what, two, three comedy clubs that just sent a letter? You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. I saw his new stuff. It's not that funny. Right. I don't know.

I just think. But I was thinking about this today. I was thinking about like not that, oh, we need a place where we can say whatever we want. I really think about it in a way that, oh, so I have to now be okay with, if I want that, I have to be okay with hearing something I don't necessarily like. It's just going to be the big guys can do what they want because they can, they can, like, you know, they're going to let, Netflix is going to let Dave Chappelle get away with stuff that they're not going to let,

you know. A guy like me. A guy like me. You know what I mean? let a guy like me you know what I mean? A guy like me. They're just not going to let a new guy that isn't on this thing, the service yet, do a trans stuff.

They're just not. I don't know about that. I think they will, but what I'm saying is Instagram is not going to allow You don't see any Dave Chappelle on Instagram. Any of those bits, they're not going to allow. You don't see any Dave Chappelle on Instagram. Any of those bits, they're not going to be on Instagram because the people are going to be like, oh.

Yeah, I understand that. But also Netflix works with the comics and they say, oh, we don't know about that joke. Of course. They do do that and they won't do that with Dave. Or they might say something and be like, oh, no. And then it'll be like, okay. Because it's all about money, right?

But then, yeah, it's all about you know money right so but then yeah it's just not gonna i think the way it could shake down is over the next you know 10 20 years if you want actual real good funny stuff that is meant to be the way it's supposed to be is you're gonna have to subscribe to the guy yeah i you know i just think that's what's going to happen. So all comments are going to have to have their own kind of subscription? Well, they do kind of. I mean, a lot of them do. Louis does. Schultz, I think, does it.

Schultz has Patreon, yeah. You know, and it's like. Tim Dillon does. Tim Dillon. Big guys, you know, and it's just. Rogan's safe because he's on Spotify. Goldeneye. Goldeneye, we have our own.

But Rogan's safe because he's big enough, though. Correct. Like, I feel like if Netflix wanted Rogan's safe because he's big enough, though. Correct. I feel like if Netflix wanted Rogan's thing, Rogan would have to be like, you can't say anything about it. I'm just going to be able to do it. And they're going to say, okay. Because it's big enough.

Because it's Rogan, yeah. So, girls, same way, too? Yeah, probably. Yeah, I think so. But they didn't, though, didn't they? I mean, I thought Joe finished a special and was going to have it out. And I thought Netflix was like, you know.

But wasn't that a few years ago? Yeah, that was a while ago. I don't know was like, you know. But wasn't that a few years ago? Yeah, it was a while ago. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. But I mean, whatever. I'm interested in seeing what happens with Matt Rife. He's one of the biggest comics in the world.

I just was with him this past weekend. Yeah. That shit's crazy. He says bitch all the time like that. He does. Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. And he posts it online?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's why it's arbitrary. I do too. I've never had any issues with it. That's why it's weird yours got flagged. Yeah. I don't do it. I'm very woke, though. Yeah, that's why it's arbitrary. I do, too, and I've never had any issues with it. That's why it's weird yours got flagged. I don't do it. I'm very woke, though.

I'm extremely woke. You are. Are you? No, I'm joking. I'm very not woke. I only like whites. Woke whites? I'm so woke, I only like woke white people.

That would be a funny sketch. What would a woke white person even say? Yeah. No, but speaking of, I like all colors, creeds, religion, race, and, you know, genders, dude. And this proves it. I thought about Chin this week, who isn't white, and I got him a gift. Sort of. And I got him a gift.

I got Chin a gift. You got throwing stars? You got throwing stars? A bobblehead with his true name. Jin. Oh, my God. Did you really? Yeah.

Oh, from BTS. Jin. Jin. That's so sweet. Couldn't find a Chin one. Oh, that's beautiful. You should have wrote it. There you go. It's my real name. Yeah. Jin. Jin. That's so sweet. Couldn't find a Jin one. Oh, that's beautiful. You should have wrote. Yeah, there you go.

It's my real name. Yeah, there you go. So there he is. This is actually him. Same color hair. In a white suit. Jin would have a. Is it a BTS guy?

Yeah. Let me see. I don't know. Is it really? The eyes don't look like BTS though. So now you made a racist. Yeah, you made a racist. Well, this is.

That's the difference Between a white guy Because I'm not wearing Glasses in it right That's why Yeah yeah yeah You can get the glasses Separately Apparently whoever

Made those toys Didn't see Thank you Chris Yeah you can keep it here You know I'll put it On the desk This is dope But yeah there you go

See you're not racist You gave an Asian Toy Yep But it's my name So yeah There you go Or it is racist

Because you think you have to give Asians That's why I was going with that air. I saw that in the store because I was in a toy store for my kid, for Calvin.

And we were there with William too. Yeah, he was in the little stroller. But I looked around and I saw that and I go, oh yeah, that guy from my podcast.

He's Asian. He'll like this. By the way, do your kids like those Funko? Why wouldn't William be there? Well, because sometimes We don't bring him Because it's

You know he's Somewhere else Because of the nanny Or my parents Or something like that Because he has to sleep Or something You'll see bro

Oh you split him up? Well no but you'll see Sometimes if he has to take a nap I'm sure Calvin doesn't take naps anymore He doesn't yeah Yeah so the little dude Has to nap

Oh the nap thing is actually You're gonna The nap thing is so annoying Because you're like, again? It's like midday. You're like, all right, well. I'd be quiet walking around. I was like this.

And you can't let him fall asleep driving home. I'm going to have a, I'm getting one of those quiet place things. You know what I mean? I'm going to get like a little cooler that you can put the baby in and you just put it in. And you're like, haven't heard the baby in a while. And you go. Like, oh, the baby in a while. And you go, like, oh, shit.

Yeah. You all right there, bro? What the fuck is going on? I just did something with the core or something like that. It kept sticking to my leg, bro. It was sticking to my leg. Oh, someone's tied up under here.

All right. Is that Callan? Are you guys on the road this weekend? No. I'm going to Charlotte on the, Charlotte and Little Rock and Nashville and Knoxville. I got those coming up at the end of August. ChrisLea.com. End of August.

Where you go? Oh, wait. Did you do Phoenix? I did Phoenix. Phoenix is great. Stand Up Live is great. Oh, yeah. It's cool.

It's a good club, yeah. And where are you, Eric? I'm going to be in – where am I going to be? I'm going to Jacksonville. I'm sorry. Yeah, I know. But it's great. No, Jacksonville is great.

Well, it's good because you're funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to give you a great show no matter where it is. Tampa. Dude, that place. Is it the Comedy Zone? Yeah. That place there.

It's so. There's nothing to do around that area. You got to go to Whole Foods. You can walk to the Whole Foods. You've been there, right? Yeah. Jacksonville is like a family-friendly city. You've got to rent a car. Well, Jacksonville has places that are cool,

but you've got to rent a car. You'd have to. I didn't when I was there, and I would just walk to Whole Foods every day. And this weekend, but it doesn't matter because you're not going to be coming for me anyway, but I'm going to go to Atlantic City with Matt Rife. Oh, yeah.

Where's your Borgata? Some theater. It's like 6,000 or something like that. That's not the Borgata. No. Well, they have a big one. Oh, that's right. It's something crazy.

Listen. Wow. Tell me about it. You were in Cincinnati with him? Yeah, just Cincinnati because he's like- Small club though. Yeah, it's a small club because he's about to do a special. The Funny Bone there?

But he's still got dates he's got to honor, right? Oh, yeah. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah's a small club because he's about to do a special. But he's still got dates he's got to honor, right? Oh, yeah. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah. So it was like, and it's like, I mean, girls are in the crowd. They're just going, I want to have your baby. Now, let me ask a question here. That would be really hard for me to deal with that.

Like, that's really annoying. Oh, it's annoying to him, too. So how does he deal with it? He just does it. He just shuts middle of the set he's very mad like very charming on stage yeah yeah and so they so they listen you know what i mean yeah but there is a lot of like uh in the beginning i'm sure when he takes the stage and shit it's like yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like rock star he does the he does the thing and it's just like it is what you look out in the crowd and i go oh this isn't my crowd you know it's just a bunch of young girls yeah

it's just just girls in general. They just come. They're there. Pregnant women. They're just there. And it's just like, it's the girls. And then I'm watching them. The girl's going like this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And their boyfriends are here like this. You used to do that joke about me at the comedy school. You know what I mean? But then. I know. Now there's a new guy. Now there's a.

I'm old. But then the thing is, halfway through through because of what he talks about. Yeah. They're into it. The girls are like – They lose it, yeah. Yeah. And the guys are like –

They don't know about comedy. Yeah. So it's like – But this is great though because it's like he's getting people to come see comedy that just have never seen comedy. You know what he said? He said to me that like – So the people that – Because this tour, this two-year tour is completely sold out.

Yeah, that's crazy. Okay. Which is bananas, right? But he said to me that, like, if the tickets were sold six months ago, terrible crowd. Because those are people that are just, they're yelling out because they want to be a part of the TikToks. Yeah. And then if the tickets are fresh, the newer tickets, these are comedy fans. Oh, really?

Interesting. Why is that? Because before, it was like they were going to see him for whatever. They want to see his face. They want to see him in this. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because he's not like – this isn't like comedian attractive.

He's going to be like Captain America or something. Look at this tour. Yeah, it's crazy. Look at Nick's comments. Look at, bro. My comments. I like Chris's. So hold on.

So trying to get tickets for the Narnia show. Bro, do you know how many times I've gotten written now from people? Obviously scams. Bro, let me know if you still need those tickets. I got tickets to the Narnia show. The people are crazy. It's unbelievable. Yeah, dude.

That's interesting. Sam Jackson is a fan. Who? Samuel Jackson. Matt was telling me about all the famous people that are in his DMs that like him. That's how he did that sketch with Ashton Kutcher. But that makes some sense. Sam Jackson is hilarious.

Samuel Jackson did it twice? Three times. He did what? He loves him. He's commented three times. Really? One there. Samuel Jackson trying to fuck.

Three times? He commented. And like a day later, he's like, man, I got to comment again. Fuck this shit. Damn. Yeah, it's crazy. Remember when I commented yesterday? I got to do that shit again. Give me my phone. Yeah.

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I want to see it with Calvin. Best animation I've seen since Spider-Verse. It's so fucking good. And it's kind of for the parents, too. The music, the rock animation. Those are always the best cartoons. That's why Shrek was so popular. That's why this one's so good.

My kids loved it. I think we talked about this, but I'll just say again. Ninja Turtles, I aged out of that. I loved it. When it was big, I aged out of it. The animation's so different, too. It's so good. Tracy Lord's was big for me right when they were.

Who? See? She was one of the first famous porn stars. I don't know her. She was in Blade. Dude when they were. Yeah, yeah. What? Who? See? She was like one of the first famous porn stars. Yeah. Oh, I don't know her. She was in Blade. Dude. She was the girl in Blade.

Really? Yeah. The first part of Blade. I was going to pick up my wife from the airport, which fucking is adorable. Okay, I'm adorable. So I went to go pick up my wife from the airport, and Calvin was there, and it was late at night, and he was like tired, and we drove by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle billboard, and I said, buddy, I want to see that movie with you.

You want to go see that movie with me? And he goes like this, later. Later. Like he thought we were going to go right now. He's like, no. No, man. It's so well done. Why wouldn't you think that? You're saying it right now. Because we were going to pick him up and he knew that.

I grounded him. It's so good though. It's so well done. Seth Rogen did it. It's dope. Well, I'm excited. Seth Rogen. That's something I'm looking forward to.

I don't know. Seth Rogen. Being able to see all those movies and have that excuse. Seth Rogen pretending like, I don't know. The way he threw James Franco under the bus. He's like, I would never. God damn it. And how he doesn't want kids too.

I'm like, God, I used to like you, man. He doesn't want kids? No. I mean, that's fine, but that's weird. You don't want kids until you have kids, all right? Or until it's like a possibility. Yeah, I don't know. Seth Rogen, bro.

And then he made that fucking Christmas movie with like the female Santa Claus or something. It's weird as shit, dude. He's just a victim of Hollywood, you know? Yeah. Yeah, and he got mad. Oh, this was the thing. What was this? This really turned me off? Yeah. Yeah, and he got mad. Oh, this was the thing. What was this? This really turned me off from him.

Yeah, this was the thing where I was like, dude. Casey Neistat, the big YouTuber, he got his card robbed and a bunch of equipment stolen. And Seth Rogen was basically telling him that you just got to deal with that when you live in a city. Nothing you can do. And it just sounded... He says, you can be mad, but I guess don't personally view my car as an extension of myself. I've never really felt violated any of the 15 or so times my car was broken into. Once a guy accidentally left a cool knife in my car.

So he keeps happening. He might get a little treat. He lives in like Bel Air in a giddy community. Yeah. It's like, dude, I don't. It's like it's one thing to. It's one thing to be. I don't know if he, oh God, you just know he's not like guys who are just like, so, you know, he's not like

that deep down. You know, Seth Rogen is like deep, deep down. You don't, as a, as a coming up as a kid, like this, he was picked on. He's not just like, you you know that he's playing that and deep down he's like he hates it yeah but the way something happened and he goes good and then he gets asked about he's like well i think that you know it's very not not cool they should have you know well i think there's two schools of thought like Like, I almost feel like famous people like that, they need to have, like, a Twitter that's just for other famous people.

Because it's like, there is a thing of, like, you can't, like, what if he just is saying this because it's like, oh, this will be a funny response, and then everything a famous person says has to be dissected. Yeah, no, I get that. And go under a microscope, you know? But now he has to defend what he's saying, and it's just like, not that I'm saying that I agree or disagree.

I'm just saying it just sucks that you can't. Totally agree. You know what I mean? You can't just come out and be like, ho, ho, ho, and then everybody's like, oh, you don't know. Now I can't follow you because you said,

you know, like, ah. That's everything you say. That's everything you tweet if you're a famous person. Yeah. So now it's like, when I do do that to his direction. So when I see him, COVID.

When I see that, through the lens, I'm like, well, all right. This is what he said. This is one day he just tweeted the shit. He's probably not a bad guy. If I knew him, if I met him, I never met him. If I met him, he's probably a fucking cool dude. I don't know. That's the way you treat James Franco.

That was your boy. Yeah, that's whack. I refused to work with him. James Franco's like, I was your best friend. Fuck off. Fuck that shit. Yeah, that's weak. But did you see, I'll tell you who's gangster is Doja Cat.

Doja Cat's gangster. She's like, y'all are stupid. Because they call themselves like the kiddies or whatever. Oh, yeah. She's like, you know how immature that is? She lost something like in two minutes, like 200,000 followers. Really? Oh, she got it.

She's always getting in trouble. Yeah, but that was kind of shitty that she did that. She was flirting with the kid from Stranger Things. No, but this one was bad where she went bad on her fans. She lost, I mean, at first it was just 200,000. It has to be, I don't know, 500,000, 600,000 followers now. Come on. Everyone was like, we're out.

She's like, y'all are stupid, man. Do you know how many, if you could lose 500,000 followers, you're so successful? Yeah, still crushing it. Well, Lizzo lost however many, you know yeah it's like still crushing well lizzo lost however many you know it's like yeah oh they're so they are so excited to turn on lizzo well you know why they are so you know why because she's fat but no but you know why because she's part of that this is the thing dude who's the quarterback that's still in the league that fucking has like 23 claims of salted des Deshaun Watson.

Deshaun Watson. They took her off the fucking halftime show. This motherfucker's still playing. I hope he makes it to the Super Bowl. Would be amazing. He's a good quarterback. I hope he makes it to the Super Bowl. You know what I mean?

That would be, that's just poetic justice for that sort of shit, man. Do you understand? She was fucking, she is thrown out of the Super Bowl for calling someone fat and saying, hey, touch that banana. And this dude has been just, by the way, all accusations, this dude's been accused of whatever it is. He was getting hand jobs from the masseuses. Well, he settled out of court. Well, whatever it is, the football's like, fuck it, we don't give a shit.

He also signed a $300 million guaranteed deal. Exactly. That's because he can ball. No, he's great, right? I don't know. I don't know shit about the football. We don't give a shit. He also signed a $300 million guaranteed deal. Exactly. That's because he can ball. No, he's great, right? I don't know. I don't know shit about the football. I'm with you, dude. I think the hypocrisy of the whole thing is crazy.

It's horrible. My whole thing is let her play the fucking halftime show. Who gives a fuck? Yeah. You don't know what happened. You don't know what happened. They don't know what happened. I don't want to watch a Super Bowl show, but yeah, they shouldn't take her off.

I watch the Super Bowl show, but yeah, they shouldn't take her out. I watch the Super Bowl show every year. I TiVo it and I fucking run it back, dude. I love the halftime shows, dude. Shout out to TiVo, that company that's not in existence anymore. Oh, that's right.

I TiVo it. I rewind it. Remember that noise it used to make? Yeah. Nick, what exactly did doja cat say was it that bad were they should be that upset no it's doja cat was just like fuck fucking don't call yourself it would be like if i was like don't call yourself as baby anymore babies anymore doja cat reported called her hardcore fans creepy and said they need to get a job days after appearing to slam people who criticize her controversial romance with J. Cyrus. Well, see, I'm telling you, it's more about all that.

She was hard in the paint. Like, she's somebody that I don't think can handle social media. Man, she blew up. Boy, she blew up. Off that Cal song, the Moo song? I don't know. I don't know. She's bodied up, though. Is she?

Yeah. I don't really know her because she has a weird voice in all her songs. Oh, she has some slappers. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. She's bodied up, though. Is she? Yeah. I only know her because she has a weird voice in all her songs. Oh, she has some slappers. Yeah, I don't know. She slaps. Yeah, but, you know, that's how they turn on you. She's bodied up, though, man. You're turning on people quick, man.

I'm bodied up. That's what happens. They turn on you quick, man. You know? I just feel like with Lizzo, to me, she just became a political pawn. And she benefited from it and didn't correct it. I knew it was going to go down south for her when they got mad she lost three pounds. Three?

Yeah. How about this? They're furious. Did she lose a little weight? She was just trying to. She tried to. She was on a diet for a week. A juice diet.

And they went like, diet culture. And I was like, well, that's it for her. Now it's like, what does that mean? She has to stay fat. Get fatter. It's beautiful. No one believes that. No, well, that's it for her. Now it's like you have to – what does that mean? She has to stay fat. Get fatter. It's beautiful. No one believes that. No, I know that.

But she's the mascot for fatties. Listen, even the people with all these like body positivity activists, no one believes it. It's just some kind of thing for clout to make people – And all of them would lose weight if they're like, okay, here's a pill. You'll be skinny. Give me that. Snort it.

Be just snorting it. This is how it always happens. This is how it always happens. This is how it always happens. It'll be a fat, famous person whose body positivity, right? Whatever they say. And then this is what happens. They lose weight. Then they're on.

Everybody's like, you go, girl. Look at you being healthy. Adele. Right. But then there's like big bitches on the couch that are like, what happened to us? You were our hero. I'm trying to get healthy, bitch. You know, so it's like this weird thing,

man. It sucks. You guys see this guy? He hates fat people. I haven't seen this, but broken posted, I see it all over. His beard bothers me. It's a country singer who just absolutely blew up with this song Richmond, North of Richmond, and it's like really heavy-handedly political. He's become like a mascot for the

conservative side, but his voice is incredible. The lyrics of the song are pretty... Let me hear it. He hates fat people. He said, if you're 5'3 and you're 300 pounds welfare, you don't have to pay. But they keep kicking the working man down. He's kind of fat himself.

He's kind of dropping facts, though. He's not really fat. But it went crazy viral. On all platforms, it probably has 100 million views. And basically, it dropped six days ago. And so does he have like a record deal now with like... Yeah, I was like... I think he already did have a record deal.

That guy's voice is incredible. I think Def Jam signed him. My voice is like that in the shower. That's what I was thinking. Oh, he's going be on people's uh oh he's going on rogan i know rogan posted it but i'm pretty sure and we'll just see it's on there he's like super racist bro he's like whoa my wife's about to be on rogan oh that'd be cool

what you got for us you guys seen this meme the the original one smartest guy here i like it i'm the richest one I'm the smartest guy here I like it I'm the richest one at least what is this it's basically like the traditional one the leader

and the weird one I don't know but why is Einstein there it's just a weird openheimer Einstein's in openheimer oh he is, okay.

Yeah, so off Barbenheimer, but I felt like that was a pretty good representation of you three. Yeah, it's pretty good. Nick said it was like a beer product.

Get your Oppenheimer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Offense corner, defense corner, that's funny. Did you guys hear about Michael Orr? Yeah, how they, he came out and said it was all bullshit.

Oh, yeah. But did you hear the family on Dave's Barstool podcast? I did. When I first saw this, I was like, God, that family's a piece of shit. But then you listen to the family on Dave Portnoy's podcast on Barstool. First of all, the dude's like, he's like, I don't want to make this.

He's like, we still love him. We're not trying to. But he reached out to the family. He's like, hey, if you just pay me this amount of money, I won't go public with it. And they're like, go public with what, dude? And they have all the texts to verify this. And then the dad's like, I'm not even trying to flex.

He's like, but I sold my company for about $300 million. We don't need the money from the movies. So all this stuff he's talking about where, you know, taking money from, I don't need that money. I sold my company for $300 million. He said it doesn't make sense. Okay, but that being said. The conservative ship.

What I'm saying is, like, but companies do terrible things for money all the time. They don't need any more, and they still get more. I mean, that's not an argument for me. Just because, you know, you have a lot of money, and it's like, well, it don't make sense that you would want more money. No, that's the whole. That's not an argument for me, though, Eric. That's not an argument for me. Just because you have a lot of money and it's like, well, it don't make sense that you would want more money. No, that's the whole... That's not an argument for me, though, Eric. That's not an argument for me. That's like

saying because this person is whatever ethnicity, then all of them are bad. Just because that dude sold his company for $300 million, he's a smart businessman, doesn't mean he's a bad person. He's going to take this kid's money. What I'm saying is I don't care about that. This ain't a race issue for me. All I'm saying is this. If they sold the rights to this story and the kid didn't benefit from it at all or whatever,

then I got a problem with that. Yeah, it's fucked up. I don't care about because he was black or they're white or whatever it is like that. I'm saying if the facts are what they're putting out is that the kid didn't make any money off later this big movie that they made. So your facts are wrong, though. I don't have any facts. That's what I'm saying. But that's the problem.

People see Michael Orr's account of it. And then when you talk to the dude who I'm going to believe a little more, who has a successful business, goes, no, hold up. We divided the money amongst all the family members. He got the same pay as my son got paid. The book, they didn't write the book. It came from an author. Yeah, yeah. That's all he's saying.

Well, yeah, but like I was saying, even still, so if some guy wrote a book about you, it's the Brendan Schaub story, and he sold your story to someone else and made a bunch of money, you wouldn't have a problem with that? Did I get paid like he got paid? I'm just saying, I don't know what this guy got paid. Did he get paid? They're alleging that he got paid. Yeah, he got paid.

So they're saying he got paid. Why is this guy saying he didn't get paid? And why isn't this fucking facts being talked about, like, before it goes public like this? Because that's what the dad's saying. He's like, he reached out to us and tried swindling money out of us. We're like, go public with what, dude? What are you doing?

The whole thing reeks of bullshit. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I'll tell you who I blame is Sandra Bullock. Okay? Yeah, it's her fault. But they're talking about- It's often her fault.

They're saying, Sandra Bullock, give back your Oscar for this movie. What is that? What does that have to do with it? I mean, I agree with it, but what are we doing? Sandra Bullock's like, I don't fucking know. Audition for it. What? Yeah.

Well, no, Sandra Bullock didn't audition for it. Do your thing. I don't know Hollywood. Don't ever fucking say that again. I don't know how it works. She just got the role? She probably produced it. God damn it, Brendan.

She just gave it to her? Because she's white? Just honestly, shut up about this, okay? About Hollywood? Just about Sandra Bullock's stuff. I really know a lot about Sandra Bullock. Be crazy if you secretly have a room that says, this is all Sandra Bullock stuff, speed.

She's my favorite character in Devilish Man. Hey, didn't Adam Ray date her? No, I don't think so. He was in a movie. No, I think they dated. Oh, my God. Spitting fucking bullshit. Starting up fucking Alex Jones here.

Yeah. I'm telling you, my God. Spitting fucking bullshit. Starting up fucking Alex Jones here. I'm telling you, Google it. He talked about it on the podcast, I think. She's been on his podcast many times. Yeah. You know Adam. He's just good like that. He's good like that.

I love that dude. He's been on the podcast. Yeah, he's great. He was in a bunch of her movies too. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, he's in with, no, he's in with the director.

What's his name? I don't know. The guy who did that movie with Sandra Bullock. I want to be in with the director. You know, that's what you want to be in with. Yeah, yeah.

It'd be nice. Spielberg or somebody like that. That'd be dope. Yeah, Paul Feig. Is that the guy? Yeah. No? Isn't that the guy? Adam Ray and Paul Feig yeah i think i don't know dude anyways i i just think like yeah that's him yeah it's like this this is like i it's just so funny how people want to like pile on yeah what and it becomes about it always becomes about like this is like what we were

talking about last week it's like if it's like if you talk again it's like if you say hey if i start talking about trump i'm like hey trump trump trump and then when somebody goes like this well biden i'm like go fuck yourself yeah yeah yeah if we those are separate conversations yeah okay those are separate conversations yeah but that's what people do they want to like i mean you almost feel like well what about i mean sometimes anybody so like i'm saying well even when we're talking about this, it's like, okay, so is this guy a bad guy? Is he like trying to – maybe he don't have no more money anymore. He's not in the NFL and he needs some money. Is that the thing that's going on there?

Or the other people, did they exploit him? We don't know. We don't know the facts. But I'm not pointing one against the other. Hey, everybody could be shitty in this situation. Yeah, of course. And they probably are. Everybody's in a way, you know what I mean?

It's just that amount of money is involved. What's crazy is it's not that much money. When you look at it, it's like 15 grand each. No, no, but what I'm saying is this. The movie won an Oscar. Somebody won an Oscar in the movie. The movie generated a lot of money. Like what is the amount of money?

What did the blind side make total? 300 million. Huh? 300 million. Wow. Okay, so 300 million is the number that's out there. Yeah. Like, what is the amount of money? What did the blind side make total? 300 million. Huh? 300 million. Wow. Okay, so 300 million is the number that's out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not saying that the people involved should get a whole thing.

Right, right, right. But what I'm saying is when I hear 300 million, that's a lot of money involved. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody made some money someplace. Right. And if you're telling me that the story is about only made $15,000? Yeah. Yeah.

Here, middle fingers up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, get a better agent, am I right? Middle fingers up, dude. I agree. It's my new podcast. I do like the kid who was talking about it who went to school in Baltimore to be closer to him because he was like, he's actually like my brother.

Dave wasn't trying to poke him and give him a say he's nothing bad. He's like, I'm not going to say anything bad. He's like, I love that guy. Yeah. I just need to call him. He's like, I don't know where this is coming from. Oh, wow. He's like a brother to me. I would never say anything bad. Well, you know what? That guy doesn't have a future in stand-up comedy because he's in Two- to call him he's like i don't know where this is coming from oh well he's like a brother to me i would never say anything well you know what that guy is doesn't

have a future in stand-up comedy because he's in two-faced so that's cool yep it's fair yeah but then you know you know but this also could be like like when you know it's like taylor swift sold the rights to her songs right like she sold the rights yeah and then she don't like the person that bought them right from another person she said's like, well, I want it back. It's like, well, so like if this guy- He sold it back to her. Like if this guy sold his rights, he said, oh, this is a great story. And the guy came and went,

hey, can I buy the rights to your story? And here's like, you know, $1,500. If you have no money, you might be like, wow, this is great. But then is there some sort of like thing later? That is tricky, I think. You know what I mean? It's later the guy, well, the guy sold the story and he made $300 million with Generated.

I think to your point, though, we don't have all the facts. Exactly. But what I'm saying is I'm never going to be like, well, this guy's right, that guy's right. It's like, I know now we don't know all the facts. All these situations. I like to pick one side and ride with it, but yeah. Yeah, dude.

That's good for a podcast. Yeah. I think Michael Orr is full of shit i didn't i i didn't like that movie how about that i never liked him i am a sandra bullock die hard memorabilia king i have all of her stuff dude and we have her outfit from speed yep we thought it was a liability someone's gonna hit you up and be like oh my god i'll pay'll pay you $10,000 for that. Dude, I've been watching Pawn Stars, right? Oh, it makes you want to buy stuff. Yeah.

I'm like, I need a samurai sword. Yeah, it's just fucking weird. Those guys got to be rich as shit, right? Stupid. Right? And they're like, I get they still have to make a show, but there's like 14 seasons in, they're like, I'll give you $550 for it. And the guy's like, eh, $600. He's like, $5.50 for it and the guy's like eh $600

he's like $5.50 that's all I'm doing and it's like no but this is my favorite too it's like it'll be like it'll be like

somebody selling this for like you know $3.50 whatever it is and then it's like you know and then they gotta go like this they always do this

they go well we gotta bring our expert in yeah yeah yeah make the show about the guy who you call in yeah these guys are always like I have no idea what it is

Brian Callen comes in and he's like oh you know what as you can see this mark right here this makes it original you know what i mean this is when oh this is when chris first used it on me yeah yeah yeah it's it's funny when they bring those experts in like can you sit tight we'll have an expert in here and like an hour later they show up and then the guys like yeah it's been my family for generations man we're thinking it's about worth seven million dollars guy comes and goes ah it's fake yeah i know it's worth seven dollars brutal brutal my dad hit this in his ass in vietnam but you know what's weird about the whole pawn universe if you just say it is whatever this is you know and it's like they it's like the blue book value is like a hundred thousand yeah okay so you're selling it right yeah so you you think, well, I want $100,000. But the person buying is like, I can't give you $100,000.

Right, right, right. Because how am I going to profit? I'll give you $75,000. You got to sell it to somebody who wants it for themselves, though. And isn't going to sell it. I just love those guys that come in that are like, yeah, dude. Like, oh, shit. All right.

That's $12,000, you know? And like, you don't know you don't know you don't know what some single person is going to pay for that shit i saw the original superman outfit from christopher reeves yeah the guy was trying the guy said it was worth uh 250 000 and the guy was like i'll sell it for uh uh the guy the the on the ball guy yes he was like, I'll sell it for the guy. The bald guy? Yes. He was like, I'll give you 200 grand for it.

And the guy was like, nah. I'm like, oh my God. It's also weird when they come in. Wow, Superman has some gyno. But it's weird when they come in.

Right? That was weird. Well, that was the thing. Warren Beatty was supposed to play that role. Wow. And they put on the outfit. He's like, I can't play this fucking thing.

He had a gut. Well, just honestly, even if you look at Chris, it'd be like, I'm daredevil. You know what I mean? You're just like, wait, roll and they put on the outfit he's like i can't play this fucking thing he had a gut well just honestly even if you look at chris it'd be like i'm daredevil you know what i mean you're just like wait hold on he was in fine shape but the the you know not you or me the people are like god dog but but back then it was more realistic now it's like you got all the fucking armor on and then under that he's fucking doing the kamel Najani shit. But it's always weird when people come in

and they're like this. Didn't really work out too well for Chris Ariza. So anyway. Fell off a horse. Yeah. He's kind of jacked. Always think of Chris Rock.

Superman can't walk. I always think of that. Dude. Remember that commercial? They made a Super Bowl commercial where. Yes. I do.

I do remember that. And he was walking and everybody was like, I don't know if this was a good idea. Bro. But we're closer to that now. That shit is happening now. My dad, when I saw that commercial, my dad, he said, they did it. I was like- You said that like your dad was up for it to be the director.

You know what I mean? And turned it down. And turned it down. They pulled it off. And he was like, I can't believe they did it to be the director. You know what I mean? And turned it down. And turned it down. They pulled it off. They did it. They did it. You know what? My dad literally said they did it.

You know what I remember about that movie? Because I was, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was 78, right? When was that first? Yeah, it was before me, yeah. Yeah, 78. What I remember about that movie, the biggest moment in the movie,

was like Lois Lane's asking, what do you stand for? And he's like, truth, justice, and the American way. And it was like this big thing. Cut to this day and age. Now what is it now? And they'll never say it. They actually said the same line in the remake. It was like, truth, justice, and whatever the other thing

that was like, damn. And gay pride. Self-hate mass nation, man. Truth, justice, and everyone is equal. This is the commercial? Truth, justice, and everyone is equal. This is the commercial? Truth, justice, and trans lives matter. No, what if he just said truth, justice, and Epstein didn't kill himself? Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! He goes like this. Ha ha ha! Let me see it, Nick. Oh, we can't play it on there. He goes like this. Let me see it, Nick. Oh, we can't play it on air. What's in a commercial? It was something dumb.

Energizer batteries. I have that room in my house. Oh, I got to play video games? It's going to look so bad, dude. Yeah. Oh, it does. It looks awkward as shit, it does. It looks awkward as shit for sure. Well, yeah, because they just filmed him in a wheelchair like this. In the future, so many amazing things will happen in the world.

That was great, dude. I didn't know Chin was in that commercial. That was great to see. The crowd was diverse as shit. Yeah, and it's Chin. Chin don't age, man. Dude, my dad said they did it. Wow, that's amazing.

Not even that good, you know. They did it. Cut to now, and they actually literally are doing that now. Yeah. Right. Well, no, well. Yeah, there was a guy that couldn't walk, and he's like walking. Yeah, that is fucking nuts, bro.

That is nuts. That is nuts nuts, bro. That is nuts. That is nuts. Dude, I have a question. Do you think that they can cure cancer? I know. I know, bro. Do you think? You should be upset that you're that guy.

Well, because, bro, it's just too lucrative to not. I'm chomping at the bit. I hate feeling like that. Yeah, I do too. I would hate to know that. I would hate to, because that would be whatever movie would come out. It would be like, you know, there's like some secret underground thing, and they're like, they got the cure for cancer, and they killed that person,

and they suppressed it, you know? But I just saw, I just talked about this on riffing with griffin last week check out river with griffin and eric griffin gaming but anyway that they they just had made a major breakthrough uh i know i know cancer that they're like you know so i feel like they're just kind of giving us a little band-aid though okay social media well one second with social media you can't hide anymore. I know. I know that. Except for, like, you're kind of grandfathered in. Like, cancer's been around for a long time. Same with vaccines.

Yeah, I know. I know. Dude, did you see? I'm really on this. I've been watching a lot of Purdue Pharma shit. Like, because the show Painkiller Peter Berg did it great I'm glad you're coming around dude well go ahead

you still like black people what are you talking about no I don't let's not get carried away let's not get carried away I love black people I love white people and that's it and you know what I was the diversity choice for this fucking show I love black people. I love white people. And that's it. And you know what? No, I'm sorry. I was the diversity choice for this fucking show.

I love Asians. And that's it. Blacks, whites, and Asians. And that's it. So, no, but man, I watch his show. Peter Berg killed it. Love it. Then I was like, I can't.

I watched the documentaries. I watched like two or three of them. Then I'm watching Dope Sick. Dude, that thing is fucking crazy. You probably know a lot about it. That thing is, that is so, that is so fucked up. It's so eye-opening. And it's so, like these people knew,

these people who had this company. It was a family. Knew, yeah, the Sacklers. They knew that this drug was addictive. They knew. And they compartmentalized it in their head or lied. I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt saying they compartmentalized it in their head. Or no, they lied and just put this shit.

They were the cartel. And they got people addicted so they could keep bumping up the dosage, which bumps up the money. They were making billions and billions of dollars. And they knew they were going to get caught. How much money is enough money? That's billions and billions of dollars. And they knew they were going to get caught. How much money is enough money? That's my whole point. Bro, they had to know they were going to get caught. But they got caught and then whatever, they made like $500 billion.

They're not in jail. No one's in jail. No one's in jail. They made whatever, $500 billion. And then they got fined like $20 billion. Yeah, yeah. It's like, cool. They got fined.

They still have $480 billion. I think it was like $6 billion, but they made like- It's nothing. Yeah, it's nothing. Yeah, but here's the choice, too. Best investment ever. Let's say you've been affected by them, and the choice is we do a civil lawsuit against them, or we make sure to stop them and they go to jail.

Yeah. If that was the choice, what do you think most people would pick? Oh, of course they would pick the money. Yeah. Yeah. It is just so... It's so fucked up that this – it ruins so much. Like they tested it in these towns in Maine, in Virginia, in wherever the fuck.

And in these towns, everything skyrocketed like crime, suicide, fucking robberies and assaults all based off of this drug. and, you know, robberies and assaults, all based off of this drug. And they were like, well, it's curing pain, which it was because it's heroin. I mean, dude, you're just literally like, they were like, there's a time release thing on it. So when you take it, you don't get all of it at once. It takes 12 hours.

But people were like, oh, just crush it up and snort it. And then they would feel all the effects and it wouldn't last for 12 hours. And they'd be like, I need fucking, I'll just crush it up and snort it. And then they would feel all the effects, and it wouldn't last for 12 hours, and they'd be like, I need it now. Bro, it's batshit crazy, this shit. And it's real, and it really happened. Yeah, so then the point becomes, like what you're talking about,

like with cancer, and it's like when they have the, you know, because I'm looking into this stuff now about what vaccines you give your kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that kind of thing, it's like, you look at the list. That one gets your kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that kind of thing. Dude, I'm so glad. That one gets dicey.

Yeah, real dicey, man. I know. And I'm looking into it now because I'm like, wait a minute. As soon as the baby comes out, first thing, boom, vaccine. Yeah, it's crazy. Not on my watch. There are some things that you should have. Well, that's the thing.

You're not a doctor. You don't know. But you can educate yourself. No, you can. But you think that you – dude, I can educate myself until I'm fucking, until I'm blue in the face. I'm not going to know. I'm not going to know a hundred percent what is good and what isn't.

The problem is you're going to fall short. No. Because they're not like bad people. They're just like, yeah, that's what we do. No, they're not bad people. Some of them are. Maybe some are. But like, they're like.

Well, you want a doctor that has kids yeah like my doctor she got five kids yeah yeah yeah so i'm like okay what did you do what is it you know what i mean yeah you know what i mean it's like it's kind of like you know you don't want some doctor who's just like been delivering a bunch of babies and never had a baby then you kind of it's kind of like i'm not to say that those people are bad i'm just saying i know when you're part of the research could be that too i, it's just, what are you supposed to do? I'm not a scientist. It's so fucking weird, bro.

You know, I'm not a scientist. This is just like with the thing that happened two years ago that we had to wear masks for. I'm not going to say the name. You know what I mean? It's like, I didn't know, am I supposed to take this thing or not? I was like, I'm 50. You know what I mean? I don't know.

Well, yeah. Especially here in LA, they made us scared and shit. I think the biggest thing is a lot of people lost, which could be a good thing, but you lost trust in the government. And now when they tell you to do something, like, hold up, let me look into it. Instead of before our parents, and then even after that, it's like they just do it. No government's so trustworthy. Now people are like, hold up. Well, the internet's great for this now in terms of like.

Yes and no. Now I know what you mean. But I'm on all these like, you know, these feeds. They'll be like, wish I would have known this as a first time dad, first time mom. And you look at what they're saying. Right, right. All this kind of stuff. I wrote that.

Don't do this. But it's really confusing though. Yeah. Like, do you swaddle? Now they're saying swaddling is not good. Do you do this? These kinds of diapers and that kind of thing. And these kinds of vaccines and not,

you know, and I'm just kind of like, Oh my God, this is so, I just don't know if, yeah. I mean, I got my,

I got the vaccine when it first came out because I was like, Oh, this is just what you do. And then that explains a lot. No, no, no. And then they were like,

you got to do it again. And I was like, all right,, no. And then they were like, you got to do it again. And I was like, all right, dude. No. I feel like you do it and then I'm not going to keep doing it. No, you don't. Dude, I was... Well, yeah, but in the beginning when they say this is deadly, yeah, okay, so you turned out to be right.

But you don't know, though. Yeah. And I didn't know. And, you know, I'm trustworthy. I trust people. Why the hell would someone... You trust the government. But you just look at the data and you're looking at it like, wait, Florida's fine?

I understand. And Texas is fine? Except for what if they're lying about the data then? I don't know who's lying, bro. I don't know who's lying. That's why you're on the side of caution. I'm like, I'm not going to take it. I get it. I get it. But what's on the side of caution? You don't know what the side of caution is. You don't know who's lying. That's why you're on the side of caution. I'm not going to take your time no more.

I get it. I get it. But what's on the side of caution? You don't know what the side of caution is. You don't know. You're like, all right, well, this is COVID. But then I also look at the data. They're saying people are dying.

But you look at the people who are dying. They have underlying health conditions. They're overweight. They have all this stuff. And it's like, well, I'm not them. I know. I'm going to take my chances. I know.

Look, do I wish I didn't get it? And it's easy when you have an independent job. But there are other people. No, my brother had to do it. He's like, I'll take my chances. I know. Look, do I wish I didn't get it? And it's easy when you have an independent job. But, like, there are other people. No, my brother had to do it. He's like, I'll lose my job if I don't do it. And how about this? I remember auditioning for a movie after, like, two years, but it's still kind of going on, right? And in the audition thing, it was saying, like, not only do you have to have this and a booster, you know?

It was just like, wait. The fact that you can still go like I just did a... Crazy. They're still doing that shit on set, man. We're like wearing masks and all these protocols. What? Yeah. That's a liability thing. That's insurance. All the sets? I don't know if all, but I've already been on a shoot right now. What? No, no, no.

I think what we're going to find out is this. I bet you we're going to find out there's somebody in some office in charge of things who has stock in these testing companies. That's what you're going to find out there's somebody in some office in charge of things who has stock in these testing companies. That's what you're going to find out. It's expensive for a production. If they're paying $50,000, $60,000 to have this person

be here that's like, hey, you have to put your mask on. That kind of thing. I wouldn't be able to do that shit. It's tough. Especially when you're in real life and we're not doing this anymore. You go on a set and they're acting like this is still 2019 like it's hard but i think if people had the information about usually they make you wear it oh that's not if people have the information about fauci that they have now bro they'd all been like oh hell no that

dude well they said that's something they're gonna try and go after him yeah and they should uh i feel like he don't even know. He's so old. That's your problem. Because he did this during the 80s. No, I don't know. I know what you're doing. I don't know. Hey, hey, hey. Alex Jones would be mad at all of us right now.

You being the representative. What are you doing in the 80s? Say it right. He pushed AIDS too. He was behind that where it didn't work. With all the medication with that. He had funding with that. With the mask, him lying about the mask, knowing they didn't work.

There's emails. If you read the book, The Real Dr. Fauci, you're like, holy shit. It's funny because he literally looks like a dude that just wouldn't do that shit. And that's how they get you. That's how they get you. That fucking gremlin. Meanwhile, he's balling.

Oh, well, of course he is, bro. Employee, public public employee government employee highest uh paid government employee yes that's what i just said oh who's this uh this is the woman who said people on the plane wasn't real and she got kicked off and she disappeared now she's blown up because she's a baddie yeah and she like she basically was really weird you didn't see she looks like she got a glow up plain lady crazy plain lady speaks for the first time since her incident where she was claiming that this fucking guy dude that's my boy yeah well fucking talk to him about his bad mouth and me no want to what really go ahead take full accountability for my action we all have our bad moments um some far worse than others and mine happened to be caught on camera for the whole world to see sorry try not to she on drugs she never said yeah She probably was, but in the plain thing, huh?

But it's weird. Who is she apologizing to? She probably got so much hate. So she was like, hey, this is what happened. This rarely happens, though, because it just crushes the narrative that people want to have. About how she's an evil person? Yeah, yeah. It just crushes the narrative.

Everybody's a person, bro. It comes out. I mean, any of these things, even these things that we're talking about, people don't want to hear the person say the truth. She freaked the fuck out, though. Yeah, it was definitely funny, yeah. She's like, what was her thing?

It was like a plant alien or something? I don't know. Were they plants? That's not real. She wanted to leave? She's not real. I got to get off. Were they white or not?

It was everything. Oh, oh. Oh, it was just two specific people. The person was real there's no one there she was saying someone's behind oh yeah in the plane that's not real so she has to get off and then she's apologizing apologizing to the families that had kids there because they had to explain like you know she's freaking out and leave something's gonna happen to the plane that she left so everyone's kind of freaking out especially the kids she kind of went to she could have took an ambient yeah i know i went to the bar i went to like got a little drink before she went on and she's just like you know what happened to my brother dude my brother took he

told this story on on uh lifeline by the podcast he goes he go he he was having a bit of a little bit of anxiety and he said he he knows that the people on the plane have you know the um they have a first aid kit right if they so he said hey do you the people on the plane have you know the um they have a first aid kit right if they say hey do you i'm having kind of a panic attack do you have and they're like um yeah we we don't actually carry that and he's like i know you do because you have first aid and she was like oh let me check whatever and they said okay they gave him something and then the lady in front of him goes like this hey if you want some i actually have it and he goes oh what is it and she gave it to me he He just goes, dude, already took the other one.

The next thing. What was it? He didn't even ask. The next thing. The next. I'm over here like, whoa, dude. Yeah, me too. I'm like, yeah.

Just goes, what is it? Oh, I'm kidding. The next thing. He's like, it's my birth control. The next thing he remembered was dude he was standing up over a woman in a seat singing to her dude singing to her luck be a lady singing uh like i think it was the song one of the something like hey jeremy hey jeremy dude and he goes and and he said woke up to her face she was going like this woke up to her like and he goes jeremy he says oh what what

what's going on i'm sorry dude and it happened twice yeah dude bro did they get off the plane no it was in flight and he was and he, I'm so sorry. I wonder how he decided the song. Nice name, Stove. Dude, have you ever seen someone? I've been around someone who was an addict. They took whatever, something was going on.

And then my buddy was just going crazy. I'll never forget this because he was like, I need an Orange Julius. I need an Orange Julius. I need an Orange Julius. And I was like, God. And it was like, I had to call somebody. Yeah, I know.

Damn, you snitched on him? I had to really snitch on him. For his health. Someone take care of this guy. Yo, fuck this motherfucker. Dude, he ain't my boy no more. And bring an Orange Julius. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Two, two. Bring two. I want one. Orange Julius. I wish I had one. So this thing lit, dude. I'm just saying. Ooh, I wish I had one. So this thing happened, and then it's like, then people turn it into the white woman was doing something. They turn it into all that.

And then when she comes out, and she's like, actually, I'm so sorry, Bubba, whatever. And then people are like, oh, man, I wanted it to be racist. I know. I know. The reason is- Because it makes them feel better. It makes them feel better. The reason is the story, it's still continuing continues on is because she's pretty attractive, too.

If she was like some warlock who's like, hell there. True. People are like, oh, my God, shoot her. Isn't she sort of famous, too, though, right? Isn't she somebody? Oh, really? Oh, I don't know. She is now.

Is she a regular lady? Yeah. She's the only fans now. Okay, here's my issue. Nick, pull up that video of her again. Yeah. All right? I would have got off the fucking plane.

I think I would have, too. I'd be like, oh, my. Yeah, I would have been so scared. Even if she's wrong, I don't want to deal with this. I would have got off the fucking plane when you are i'd be like oh yeah even if she's wrong i don't want to deal with this i've been so scared yeah yeah i'm just thinking about my connection flight and like i gotta get to a show that would annoy me yeah you know yeah here's the thing about all right i would have got my ears is craig let's figure it out here's my issue here's my issue if she's just a regular lady and she's doing an apology video don't get glammed up because then it just becomes about this i disagree no it's because she's doing an apology video, don't get glammed up. Because then it just becomes about this. I disagree. No, it's because she's attractive.

That's why we're giving her the benefit of the doubt. Oh, dude. That's how you do the apology video. Yeah, but I want to see that pretty face. Yeah. Like, she's like, it's almost like she paid someone to like, yeah, I'm going to do this video.

Can you comment? Dude, you saw her at her worst. Now she's like, yo, just check out my best. Yeah. I don't like it. And she'll be like, I was on the plane and I talked to you. That's so something you would laugh at. That's so something Eric would laugh at, dude.

She's like this, hey, everybody. I feel terrible. I just want to apologize for what I did. I just want to say sorry for what I did. And check out my OnlyFans. That shit works, man. She needs to run with this. I talk about it all the time.

Pretty privilege. That's what that is. But I mean, they don't want to act like it's real, but it's real. Yeah. Does she say she was on some shit or was she like, no, I actually saw something? She didn't say it apparently. Wow, she got 73,000 followers? That's it?

No? Man, she has a blank check for like a million dollars minimum. On OnlyFans? OnlyFans? Yeah. Her with aliens and shit on OnlyFans? And she reenacts the same thing. Oh, and she has black friends?

Just a different guy every time. Yeah, just different guys every time. You're not real. They're not real. Oh, bro. I went down a rabbit hole. She used to post good shit. She used to post good shit.

Look at that teddy bear thing. And she has black friends. She has pictures with black people. Oh, the hat with that fucking dog with the hat. Our dog can rap. That's fucking dope, man. What a good picture. I went down the weirdest rabbit hole, man.

Someone sent me this article. This dude. Bro. Bro. You went down a rabbit hole rabbit hole, man. Someone sent me this article. What? Dude. You. Bro. You. Bro. You went down a rabbit hole?

No, dude. Don't you go to rabbithole.com? Bro, no. This one was weird. Isn't that Alex Jones' website? Isn't it? No, dude. Peep this.

There was this... Dude, there's this guy. It's this Japanese rabbithole.com's one. You got to get this. We got to own that. We got to get rabbithole.com. That should be linked to us. There was this japanese dude who started

studying france he felt like a cannibal his entire life kills his like friend shoots her in the head eats her eats her ass first right i mean all right right eats her ass first eric cut slides it up cuts her right they declare him uh clinically insane of course. The French people there are like, we're not paying for this crazy ass. Send him back to Japan. Have him go back to his home country. Finds a loophole in the system in Japan. They're like, yeah, you're not crazy.

You're fine, man. He gets off scot-free. They start writing books. And now he's here at our podcast. It's gin. It's gin. It's gin. It's gin. And he changed his name from gin to chin yeah

not full of nobody that's why he started sweating when i got him that bobblehead where'd you find that one at so wait no but this dude goes back japan and then becomes a celebrity they're making comic books books he gets into porno the rabbit hole was i started watching his porno yeah i've heard about this. And this guy is not blessed down below. Well, yeah, come on. I mean, we know why. There's exceptions. No, I'm kidding.

You're kidding that there's no exceptions? No, no. I'm sure, you know, who knows? I don't know. He has a tiny one, though. So hold on a second. Well, he's dead, though. He died of, like, cancer when he was, one, though. So hold on a second. He's dead, though. He died of cancer when he was like 80. But he was free for like 40 years, too. Oh, this is like an old story.

Yeah, I've heard about this. Why isn't there any movie? I've never heard about it. Yeah, how there's not a movie? He just was eating people. Well, there's not a movie because who's going to make it? I mean, it would have to be independent. That'd be hilarious.

First of all, they would make it over there, and it'd be way better. Over there, yeah, yeah, yeah. Big time. It'd be way better. I want to see, you know i mean it would have to be independent that'd be hilarious first of all they would make it over there and it'd be way better over there yeah yeah big time it'd be way better i want to see you know doing the pictures of the body that he killed that was the rabbit hole i did not need to go it is horrific he didn't want to kill her he just wanted to eat her he said oh well you kind of got to do one if you're going to do the other you know he said he said he like he killed her and he was like i'm gonna eat her ass first But he didn't realize how tough, like how much muscles in the ass. So he said he couldn't bite through it. Yeah. I could have told him that.

Start with the hole. Well, that's like a delicacy. It's not there. You would put that in like some cilantro. Oh, God. You put the shrimps around the hole. Yeah. It would be like when you get calamari at a restaurant.

Shrimp cocktail. Yeah. The celery coming out of it. If it was like a cannibal restaurant, that's what it would be. Oh, I'd look at this on my podcast. What is this? What is this? Speaking of eating ass.

This makes me sad. She was in Orange is the New Black and 8 Mile, and she posted this video. Oh, she was the whore from 8 Mile with the braids? She's awesome. I'll take it easy, but yeah. She's awesome. You didn't see this? No.

Oh, wow. Well, enjoy. The man that I've been messing with is a married man, and every night, well, for about three nights in a row, or even maybe there's a night in between, I was licking his butthole. Yep. Because he liked it.

And I didn't mind doing it. Does that bother? Is that weird? No, you drinking and driving is what's bothering me. I don't think that's alcohol, Bubba. We drove all the way down to Newport Beach today so I could buy him a boat. Okay. She sounds like that one dude

that you like to swag. Oh, yeah. I never got my boat. This motherfucker. Damn, it's hard out here for a pimp when you find out like,

look, this is... Oh, wait, hold on. Did you talk about how she ate the asshole? Did you play that part? Yeah. Oh, okay. She ate it three times. I already saw it, so I was checking out, but yeah. No, but I mean, this is sad. Oh, wait. Hold on. Did you talk about how she ate the asshole? Did you play that part? Yeah. Oh, okay. She ate it three times.

I already saw it, so I was checking out. But yeah. No, but I mean this is sad. Oh, I know. I know. I tried to make fun of it on my podcast and then I was like – It's sad that the guy got a butt hurt. No, no, no.

It's sad that she's like – Obviously, if she's not on something, that's crazy. Oh, she's on air. Name a drug. She's on something. And the sucky part about it too is like – And you know why? Because she starts the air. Name a drug. She's on something. And the sucky part about it, too, is like, and you know why? Because she starts the video off telling you why.

I've been eating the ass of a dude I didn't know was married. That's why she's, like, probably drinking and taking drugs and shit. I thought she said she knew he was married. What if that was the first sentence in a book, dude? I'd be all in. The new you can call me Ishmael. Sounds like Jay-Z The man that I've been messing with Is a married man

And every night Well for about three nights I think she found out He was married My question is Is she putting his legs up Like a baby She's saying she gets mad

That because the wife said I'm gonna get a restraining order Against you And she's like Fuck This is why she made the video This is what she said Oh you did your research Yeah yeah I watched the thing She's saying she gets mad because the wife said, I'm going to get a restraining order against you. And she's like, fuck. This is why she made the video. This is what she said. Oh, you did your research?

Yeah, yeah. I watched the thing, yeah. I watched it. You want to judge me for going down a rabbit hole? That guy. That guy. Yeah, I don't know. Imagine you're that guy,

and your wife is going to get a restraining order against the girl from Hard Out Here for a pimp for getting your ass eaten. Maybe the wife wanted the boat. Maybe the wife was like, sorry I didn't eat your ass. I was just gonna say, maybe the wife needs to start eating ass. That's the takeaway from this. No, no, because you don't want to be with somebody that would eat ass.

That's why you get a side. You're right, dog. When you're right, you're right, Eric. It's like from Goodfellas right like this is the mother of my kids yeah yeah yeah dude my favorite one like that my kid my favorite one like that is in the sopranos when they get when they're like when the guy it's the older guy gets a side piece because he likes to eat he He likes to go down. And he doesn't want the other mafia guys to know that he does that

because he was like, because it's gay. They're like, it's gay when a guy goes down on a girl. And this makes no fucking sense. It's like, don't let them know. I don't want anybody to know. That's why Italian women are so angry, I see. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense. What else you got, Nicholas? that's it we're oh we did it wow damn send in uh more

submissions we're getting a lot of repeat topics and stuff oh gotcha i don't want to talk about the same shit i get it yeah guys get some submissions all right we want some submissions uh next tour date for me i'm in covvina, Laugh Factory. Me and Brian Callen together for the first time in a hot second. Oh, when? September 8th. Two shows only. September 9th, I'll be in Austin for Rogan for the fight campaign. Izzy versus Strickland.

And then I will be in Spokane. You're always going there. I was in Tacoma recently. Same shit. Yeah, same shit. Get you some. Yeah, guys, thanks for coming out. And remember, more submissions. Let us know. Tell us guys, thanks for coming out. And remember, more submissions.

Let us know. Tell us your rabbit hole. Yeah. What's your- Ooh, I like that. What rabbit hole have you gone down? Go to rabbitholechristalia.com. You can see I'll be at crazy different places.

Charlotte, Nashville, Knoxville, Little Rock, Arkansas, and a bunch of different ones. So go to christalia.com and get them tickets, baby. Yeah, next week I'm going to see your rabbit holes. Yeah, show me your rabbit holes. That doesn't sound right. Thank you.